Unsubscribe Podcast - 165 - UFC King Vs The Fat Electrician - ft. Demetrious Johnson | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 165

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

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Kinsta. Simply better hosting. We got a f***ing DJ in the house. What's up? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All I heard was, There's carpet in there. We can watch you and Nick

roll around for a minute. He just made fun of your shadow side. Fire. Kill him. I know. I just made fun of your shadow side! Fire! KILL THEM! I know. Oh man! Woo! Everything look good? The boys look good? Hi everyone. He needs another one.

No I'm good, I'm good. I got a mixture. You have to crack them at the opening. Oh yeah, you gotta start with the cracky. Oh, we gotta crack them. You're gonna try to keep composure? Have you watched this podcast before? Let's put this one. You're good. It's fine. Just leave it.

You're off to the races. I'm like 30 of them. I wish I had 10. He's three in. He's just wrecked. Okay, since I did this wrong. Three, two, one. Ah, it begins. Cody!

Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. I am joined today by Mr. Eli Double Fab. Fat electrician, Demetrius Johnson. He said fat electrician. Brandon Herrera and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for joining us today. We are all here for you so much for joining us today. We are all here for you.

Hey, we're excited. Oh, my God, we got fucking DJ in the house. What's up? Oh, my God. You said he was going to grapple me? He wants to fucking grapple. That's a guy who will grapple. He's been investigating me the entire time.

I've got him. We were all joking. We were going to, like, piss you off during this podcast the next one we just start all of us have fucking black eyes like so uh something kind of uncool happened yesterday my i like my orbital intact it's all good we film one tomorrow after rain shades just his hands that are wrapped up my man how are you doing it is so exciting and an honor for all of our faces are fucked up. That's what they get. That's what they get. My man, how are you doing? It is so exciting and an honor for all of us to have you here. It was crazy when we were at...

And you called Cody. Believe that, Chase. Oh, yeah. But you called Cody, and then we were just like, Cody's like, what do I do? I was like, answer it. Answer it. What do I say?

I don't know. Hey, thanks for having me, man. It's awesome to be here. The room looks absolutely amazing. Huge anime fan. I see all the stuff on the wall. And obviously, I've been following Cody for a very, very long time. And it seems like you guys have a good thing going on here.

So I'm happy to be here, man. Hell yeah. You walk in the door three minutes in. You're talking with Eli about anime. I'm like, oh, he'll fit in just fine. Everything's OK. And one minute after that, you're talking about that about anime. I'm like, oh, he'll fit in just fine. Everything's okay. And one minute after that, you're talking about that dude getting shot in the back of the head. I was like, he's one of us.

It's so cool. I was texting my girl, like, as soon as I saw all that go down, like, we're like five minutes in, I'm like, oh, yeah, instant homie. This is going to be all right. Lifelong friend. How was travel? It was delayed. I know it's been sucky.

Travel was good. You know, I've been traveling a lot lately. It's been a long time since me and my father-in-law got an opportunity to travel together. Last time we traveled together was just me and him, so I went to Montreal and fought. That was like in 2016, so it was good. Not an easy flight here in Texas. The weather's amazing. Nice and hot. I love it. Happy to be here, man. God damn. First off, dude, he's my age and I hate it it and um happy to be here man god damn first off dude he's my agent i hate it he looks like he's fucking that's never aging so good black black

don't crack it stays nice and well it up i have a nice skin routine routine every night i do in underneath the eyes and circles clockwise counterclockwise it works out good for me man ah i say and then you have cody what happened earlier today and circles, clockwise, counterclockwise. It works out good for me, man. And then you have Cody. What happened earlier today at a gas station? We're going to talk about that. Brandon doesn't know this story. So myself and Nick, fat electrician here, we go into a gas station,

and the lady at the counter at the gas station says, are you father and son? No, that's not the order of events. So me and Nick are looking at each other and we're like... No, no, no. She ID'd you first. She did ID'd you. Because you bought White Claws. So she ID'd you and then she asked that question. Yeah.

And so me and Nick and I are looking at each other and we're like, which one's the father and which one's the son? Yeah. And we couldn't figure it out. And so Nick... We leave and we're still just perplexed by this entire thing. Walk back in? No, no, no. We get back here and we're still just wondering what the

fuck happened. And so Nick calls the gas station. And asks, he fucking asks the lady, which one do you think was the father? And she says the one with the beard. Oh, he brought that lady. And then the one? She says the one with the beard. Thank you. And then the one

that handed me the ID. You're like, why did you ID him? If you thought I was your kid, you're not old enough to buy booze. This is also San Antonio where the normal age of a father is about 14. There you go.

It's fucking hilarious. On the phone with you, she was like, yeah, the one that handed me the ID, so I'm the father. This is my new son. I don't know if you knew that Nick is my son now. He's 16. This is my 17-year-old son.

You're a giant beside me. They're just like, yeah, that's got to be your like yeah that's got to be your son it's gonna be your son has it ever occurred to you that with her career path she may not be great at math or critical thinking that is uh a spot on yeah it's very spot on we're yeah we were talking about that it's the people that don't uh they can't visualize things you know it's like hey put a picture put two two together right it's like obviously yes hawaiian people oh i was like man that was racist i was like hawaiian people what's that have to do with you talking about like people yeah yeah npcs where they can't visualize an apple or you say spin it in your head and people, like 60% of the populace, cannot do that, which is fucking terrifying.

My whole theory, which I'm sure you can vouch for this because of being in an airport all day. I wanted to tweet this during the campaign. I just couldn't. I was that close to doing it. I'm like, no, that won't age well. I'm like, dude, people who walk around the airport with their mouths open don't go they don't go to heaven they they don't tell me there's no soul there is no light behind that eyes it's just it's just like cyclists dude cyclists don't go to heaven and people that mouth breathe

if you ride your bike in the fucking middle of the road you don't go to heaven i always love that we'll test that you see that they ride their bike and i was like oh you gotta make way for me i was like motherfucker there's a sidewalk get on it no that's where pedestrians to walk and they're not there right now you ride a bike that pisses me off and it's like oh you got hit what was that he was on the road what's in the middle of fucking road that's for cars i don't think it's 15 mile an hour in a 45 and you're just holding up traffic, especially a line of them. The difference in speed

between a pedestrian jogging and a cyclist is very much... It's a closer gap than you and someone on a fucking highway going 70 miles an hour. There's also way less consequences if they collide. Way less consequences. You'll way less consequences you'll be fine

you'll be fine dude okay fighter obviously uh you've been doing it a majority i know i just thought he's a fucking cool gamer yeah he's like i thought he was a twitch yeah he's just with me what the fuck he was, Cody, look at the ears. Cody, don't fuck with him. Cody's like, what's wrong with his ears? So you've been fighting a majority of your life. You got into it when you were extremely young. How, like, you started at?

18. 18. So actually not, actually, fucking Christ, dude. What did you do before that? Wrestling. I wrestled in high school. Okay, so still fighting. Yeah, so wrestling was like my infancy into mixed martial arts.

And then once I got into, after I graduated from high school, I realized there's nothing left to do in sports. Because when you wrestle, you go to college. You go to D1, NCAA, whatever it is, or Division I. There is no monetization out of that, right? There's no monetary gain in it. So I was like, okay, you know what? I'm just going to work full time. And then I came home one break from college. And I was at home with my buddy.

And I was like, oh, man. I thought I was going to fight her on it. And the guys were working out. And I was like, man, that looks fucking dope. I bet you I could do that. Went to the gym. Started hitting the bag. And some guy goes, hey, man man you want to know how to fight

i was like sure he goes can you fight i was like well i mean i've been watching some jock hop and damn movies i know how to kick motherfucker that's about it i started taking classes and that was it man just jumped into it joined a gym didn't know anybody there and yeah when you were doing wrestling in high school did you start middle school or high school middle school and then you okay eighth grade yeah eighth grade and then went to high school and wrestled for freshmen to senior but i did football basketball not fucking baseball uh baseball lovers here you guys are good it's fun so we're gonna make sure we don't watch i'm not a sports guy fighting yeah football basketball track cross, football, basketball, track, cross country, and wrestling. And then I did all those sports throughout my whole entire, like,

Fucking athlete. Education career. And then, yeah, then once I got out of high school, I was like, I'm going to try fighting. And then it just took off from there. Damn. And then you went into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, or was it just like an MMA? It was just an MMA gym.

Like, I just literally walked in there, and I started training, started training didn't know anybody didn't know who the coaches were and then next you know i'm fighting and somebody goes you know your coaches are like yeah matt matt hume yeah it was like no he's a fucking godfather in the may like he brought like mixed martial arts here to seattle like that's the fucking bomb and i was like oh okay that is what it is and i kept on training but like for me fighting was like an escape from like that nine to five rat race right because I work I worked at journeys brought lobster that's where I met my wife brought lobster um I've hung gutters with this man before I worked at a construction uh facility I've worked construction so I've worked

all those jobs and when you go to work seven to three or nine to five it's like you get off work what do you want to do afterwards right for me it was just working on and training and it was kind of my release from work and i loved it it's crazy that they had an image so during this time frame when you started it would have been what uh late 2006 2006 and so wrestling i mean before that yeah yeah wrestling so what fucking 2001 maybe i don't know this is still a super rare for fighting. Fighting gyms, MMA gyms were just, just happening. Oh, just starting, just happening. So you just got, by chance, having that pop up. It was like, it was like Matt Hume, Pat Millitage in Iowa.

Yep, yep. And, what were the other, there was only like eight. Eric Paulson. Yeah. Across the states. Eric Paulson. Yeah. And then other than that, it was like, fuck.

The Academy in Minnesota Minnesota real quick question what did you do at Red Lobster I was a so when you go to Red Lobster you guys come for their jumbo shrimp and you know all you can eat popcorn shrimp I made sure you had 20 shrimp on that motherfucking plate because I'm sure you paid for it now and you also had your lemon wedge

and your dipping sauce that was my motherfucking job i i didn't know if you were a server i'm like actually if i was a server red lobster all day coming home i would want to fight too that makes sense no no now the corner we be fighting because people come back goes i 18 shrimp i was like i counted fucking 20 before i sent it out there don't bring that bullshit back would you walk out and yell at people be like no no no no no no no like 18 shrimp i was like i counted fucking 20 before i sent it out there don't bring that bullshit back would you walk out and yell at people be like no no no no no no no like it was so it was me and my buddy stevie he wrestled and that's how i got the job and he was like man

you should come work for me at ralass man we were in the kitchen run that shit it's okay and so we'd be out there and we'd just be you know counting up all the shrimp and sending it out and when i was sending out to the server which is his daughter my wife now like hey here's a plate she'll take it out she'll come back in she goes ah there was only 15 i was like destiny right there was 20 on that fucking plate i counted it myself okay so that's where i did it red lobster yeah yeah i can understand now yeah so that there is a fat fuck who's bad at math exactly um so yeah i mean red lobster was good and uh but i let those jobs they pursue mixed martial arts and then i i got signed to the ufc when i went to alaska i knocked the guy out with a head kick and then that's when i got noticed uh by the big leagues and then i got signed with wc

which eventually got absorbed by the ufc but like you said in the beginning of it there was no 150 there was no fucking the smallest weight class was 155 yeah and when it happens when they had 155 they're like this isn't taking off so they got rid of 155, they were like, this isn't taking off. So they got rid of 155, and they only had 170, 185, 205, 265. That's all they fucking had. And so now they have 125, 135. Women fighting now. You have guys fighting. Eddie Hearn just fucking fought two guys, two midgets.

Eddie Hall fucking powerbombed two midgets. Eddie Hall. Fucking powerbombed one of them. So, I mean, the sport's gone. He just chucked him. It was just like, it's like a Smash Bros knockout. He was like, then you gotta get somebody to go,

he goes, knocked him out. So, the sport's come so far from when I first started to where it is now. That's it? That's right. It him out so the sports comes so far from when i first started to where it is now that's it that's what it's like it's come so far you have like one dude beating the shit two little dudes you're like yeah this is where we went you guys haven't seen that yet eddie hall who's one of the largest human beings on this planet you know he's won so many strongman competitions before he just fought two men at the same time and was just

tossing them around the ring if you've never seen him think pokemon evolution of caleb francis there you go yeah and he tossed this dude that's that would have been the most scary thing when you're that high in there and you're like oh like you're a cat you're like trying to find your balance and you land on your back and you get up and it's like rush him i mean and now i just saw one where they had two chicks fight one big dude. Like, they just have so many different fucking fights now. It makes martial arts so it's... That was called my house growing up.

Your house growing up. Oh, man, Dad smells funny. Dad smells funny again. Dad came home smelling funny. This is going to hurt. All right, Scooby-Doo, here we go. Are you sure you want to be on this podcast? I'm here.

So you've been with your wife since before you got big in MMA. So when did she realize, oh, this is going to be his whole career path? Honestly, when we first got together, we're worth working in Red Lobster. I left Red Lobster and I gave her my number. It's like, hit me up. We don't have to talk to hang out. And she hit me up that night. We've been together ever since then.

But when I was going through it, you know, I was working multiple jobs when I was working construction in the wintertime, I was doing high care. So building buildings with bricks and motor and in winter time you couldn't work and so i worked with her father uh my father-in-law her dad hanging gutters and then eventually there came a point time she was like so what are we gonna do with this like are we gonna you know because you gotta start making fucking money because in the beginning of your career as amateur you don't make any money whatsoever and then eventually i have my first pro fight it's like 500 250 to show 250 to win 500 bucks we all know that one pays shit and then next i have my first pro fight it's like 500 250 to show 250 to win 500 bucks

we all know that one pays shit and then next is 750 750 but you know she was like there's gonna be a point in time where you're gonna have to take this serious like you'd have to quit that job quit fighting and you like get like a real job because i had jobs i was making you know construction i was making 15 bucks an hour back in early you, you know, 2002. That's, you know, excuse me, 2006. It's good money, right? But then I was like, I did the construction. I worked with her dad and then I was at a job and I was sitting there talking to this guy and no, I was talking to him actually. And we're hanging gutters and I work with him and I see him do his thing.

And next thing you know, we get to a house and we start, I do, I would measure and I see him do his thing. And next thing you know, we get to a house and we start, I would measure and I'll go to him, tell him, you know, write down the measurements on a piece of cardboard and I'll give it to him. And he'll start making gutter.

I'm like, I was like, you do this every goddamn day? He goes, every fucking day, EFD, every fucking day. I was like,

he goes, life is monotonous. You make your money, and when you make your money, you do the things you want to do, whether it's fishing, hunting, training the gym, and all that stuff. It's going to be my new live, laugh, love on my living room wall. Life is monotonous. Yeah. And it was like every fucking day.

And when he said it to me, I was like, you know what? I was like, you're right. I'm going to do the things I love to do, which is training. And so I left. I didn't have to work with him anymore. So I went back to my old job. I was making $10.76. Did he finish the gutters by himself?

No. Wow. Damn, dude. I was like, damn, dude. That's a fucking blessing. He was like, well, I'm glad you had the Pepsi. So when it came from like I went from Journeys. I was assistant manager. I left Journeys.

Excuse me. I worked at Red Lobster. I left Red Lobster, worked at Journeys, assistant manager. I left Journeys to go work at a place called Karastar, which was the construction plant house. Not plant house, but it was a paper mill. And then I left there to go work construction. When I was working here, I was making $10.76 an hour.

I went here to work construction. I was making like $15 an hour. And then when winter came, I went to work with my father-in-law. And then when he told me, he was like, life is monotonous. You make the money. You do what you would love to do. I left, I quit my job here. I went back to the job where I was making 10.76 an hour because I worked 73. And I was able to get off work at three, be at the gym at 3.30, train from 3.30 all the way to 7 o'clock. And then that's when it was like, hey, I told my wife now, I was like, hey, I'm just going to, I'm happy. You're happy. You know, she's working three drops too.

And we just fucking ran it. And then that's when it just took off. My first fight, put all the money in the bank. Went to second, all the money in the bank. Third, all the money in the bank. And I just kept on stacking the chips. And it takes a long time before you're making, as you're saying, before you're a livable

paycheck in pro fighting, especially in the MMA back in the day, you are making pennies. And that's not including all the stuff that the fighter has to pay for before you even get to that. Yeah, when I fought my first fight in WC, it was check was $3,000 to show, $3,000 to win. I lost that fight. I had to check was 3,000 to show, 3,000 to win.

I lost that fight. I had to pay $3,000 for a fucking MRI in California. And then I also broke my hand in the fight. And so that was awesome. And I was working full time when I did this too.

And so I maybe got a bonus check, but after you get a bonus check, it was like $5,000. You got to pay your corner, 25%. You got to pay for Uncle Sam, not that he does anything. Another fucking 20%.

I really like this guy. Yeah. And then it's like, then you get home and it's like, all right, got to book it. And then I had to pay,

you know, lucky I had great insurance from my company. I was in the fucking warehouse with a fucking pen in my hand, you know, working. It's just.

I'm just picturing you with the irs agents like all right you want fucking 20 i'll give you 20 of what the other guy gave me let's go yeah yeah i mean it's you know like you said it's a shit show like when you first start fighting someone people like oh man should i do mixed martial i'm like absolutely not i was like it's not i wouldn't work wish on my worst enemy it's's a long road, and I've been fortunate enough to be successful in the sport of mixed martial arts, and I'm healthy enough to have a logical conversation about it. So many years, you see so many of these guys that fight for a very long time, and you try to talk to them, and they're like, huh?

What happened? Punch drunk. Boxing's terrifying with that. It's really bad with boxing there's an alternate universe you out there it's like i just really want to see where this red lobster takes me you're running eight red lobsters red lobster's not about to go out of business

about a month ago that didn't age really well. We're out of fucking business. I was like, you know what? I'm sitting around talking about my mom. I was like, you know what? I don't blame it. I mean, Red Lobster was never, like, back in the early 2005, maybe late 90s, Red Lobster was like,

we're going to Red Lobster tonight, baby. I bet if they put all 20 goddamn shrimp on the plate, they wouldn't fucking be here. I feel like you're like Robert De robert de niro and fucking and uh what the las vegas movie you know where he's like casino yeah yeah casino where he's like there's only these blueberries in this muffin no no there needs to be equal amounts of blueberries in this muffin and he's like there needs to be equal amounts of shrimp in this fucking thing right now. Smashing faces on tables. Like, oh, God, I'm so sorry.

So when you did fighting your first big paycheck, what was your first, like, hey, okay, you got in the UFC, and that was your first big actual paycheck? My first big actual paycheck was, like, I think $14,000 to show and $14,000 to win. And I lost that fight it was for the world title against domino cruz and at the whole time i've been stacking my money and so it was like you know when i was working 10 76 an hour you know fucking what weight class was that 135 band of weight okay yeah so uh when you're working 10 10 76 an hour i think your average salary was like 22 000 a year right 40 hours a week so when you're you know you fought I won my first fight in USC I was fighting

five sides 10 G's doing fucking tax bullshit the next one was a 5-5 I went I think was it goes my escalator so 3-3 so it was 8-8 won that one and then it kept on stacking it so I had amassed enough money fighting those couple fights more than I would have worked 40 hours a week, right? I mean, excuse me, a year at Karasar. So I remember I won my, I lost the fight against Dominic Cruz. I got a check for $14,000. I came home and I never forget my wife.

I was like, I already stopped working at this point. And she goes, baby, do I have to go to work? I was like, nah, fuck that. Quit that job and then that's when i was like that first paycheck was like 14 to 14 was like like that was a good piece of that was a good check for me yeah and then after it got better and better connor you ever heard about tushy oh you mean this did you know just wiping your butt with that dry ass toilet paper just smearing poop around with hello tushy you have a fresh stream of

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I'm training extra. I want to be the best of the best because you hit that like we're just fucking ridiculous and terrifying Yeah, it sounds like it happened very quick. It happened after well no cuz you know cuz this is still slow Yeah, it was slow. I guess after you hit that point. I mean yeah, well it was like so when you hit the UFC It's like you've done it you made it. Whoo like everything, it was like, so when you hit the UFC, it's like, you've done it. You've made it. Woo! Like, everything's going to be good. But I was still working 40 hours a week. And my coach was like, you need to fucking quit your job.

You're going to be a world champion. I was like, nah, dog. Until you guarantee me a check every fucking week, you know, even though the check was like 400 bucks a week, I'm not quitting. So I fought for a world title while working 40 hours a week. That's fucking wild. Once I won the world title, I was like, excuse me, lost that fight. I was like, okay, I'll quit my day job because I'm making more money.

And then I was still training on my own, not with my coach. Then I fought a guy named I.E. McCall in Australia. I fought him at 125 and went to a draw. And then I was in the back and my coach goes, goes are you gonna take this serious now like i was like what are you talking about he goes no like did you train with me for this fight i was like no he goes okay when people in nfl or nba when they train for season do they just do their own shit on their own? And I was like, I don't know. Probably not. Probably not.

He goes, exactly. He goes, from now on, here on out, when you eat, sleep, shit, I want to know everything you're doing. And that's when I was like, okay, I'm giving you the reins. Like, I'm just going to come train with you full time. And then that's when it just skyrocketed. Like, skyrocketed. Like, everybody was like, what the fuck happened? I was like, oh, I started training now.

And they're like, oh, that makes sense. Oh, shit. They're like, oh, you started training. And I was like, yeah. I went there. My coach was doing my extrinsic conditioning. He was doing my dieting. He was doing pretty much everything.

And then that's when everything just, you know. Then the next check was like 20 and 20. And I won that. The next one was like 23 and 23. Then I became the world champion. I was like, oh, here's a check for $120,000. I'm like, what am I doing with all this fucking money? Giving it to Uncle Sam.

Yeah, exactly. They were like, you need to open an LLC. You need to open an S Corporation. You need to have her on payroll. You got to have your – it's like then that's when it just took off. I just thought you got a chance for a world title fight, and you were just essentially going to the Y for class. Wait, what?

Yeah. One. One, two. That's when you're at bat. You're like, good. You're the world champ. You're in the running for it. You're like, I mean, I guess.

Well, I just always had this humility, and I've always been humbled because my upbringing, I was raised by a single mother, deaf. Me and my brother in the household met my sister when I was like maybe 13, 14 years old. Never met my dad. My stepdad was abusive. So it's kind of like you kind of grow up with a sense of like you're grateful for the opportunity to go out there make some money come back home and you know because you just never know what's going what's going to happen so i never fell in love with the lights right like i see a lot of guys like man i want to i love the lights i love people calling my name and cheer me on it's like after i find out i was like i gotta get back home hoa is on my ass i gotta pressure wash this fits

i don't want no problem at home thank you god bless and I'll go home so I've always been humble throughout my whole tech career even to the day it's most karate kid shit I've ever heard pressure wash the fence coach said so well they'll just get like it was I you'd say an anomaly when I look at myself now. Like, I look at today's market of, like, mixed martial artists. A guy wins. Oh, man. Da, da, da, da, da, da.

I wouldn't. I'm like, yeah, it was a great fight. You know, I made a couple mistakes in there. I'm excited to get back in the gym and work on the next title defense. And I got to go pressure wash the fence. And then Monday morning, I'm like. And everyone's like, oh, man, you went 50 Gs on top of that you know 380 what you doing i was like uh working in the yard is that a problem and i did what i said i was doing i'm pressure

washing a fucking pen yeah exactly so i was a little bit different where i think today people appreciate like my um straightforwardness and like how i'm just like this is who i am you gotta like me you don't where back in the day i don't think they appreciate it yeah well that's the idea of like selling a fight because that's where you're like you have those different fighters it's like i'm gonna like mcgregor's like he's just like i'm gonna be loud and boisterous i'm gonna be the villain mayweather went for the money well pretty boy to money mayweather because he's like i'm gonna be a fucking villain yes and then people will pay to watch me fight and you gotta see that yes paychecks too yeah and i and i felt like for my style it was like you

want to see me because of my intelligence in fighting right like let me show you like how i can do certain things that you've never seen before and it didn't really translate in the beginning of my career but now i feel like it translated very well when i went over to one championship i was like why the fuck did this why is this guy not in the ufc why why did they trade him etc etc so i think in the long run like i rather keep this persona towards it's just me for i'm 65 years old i'm still the same person when you get around connor like i've been around connor great guy but then when he was like you mother fuckers i don't know what i was like who is this person right like it's just different and it's the brand the brand right so he's gotta keep that

brand until the day he dies or it's like i'm just tired of it and you know it's a choice he has to live with but yeah but you brought up your fighting intelligence which is something that like dear god do you have it because it's it's kind of scary to watch you in like in 240 frames per second watch you make these decisions like oh yeah i'm just gonna bully this guy into a corner and then he's getting a flying knee right in the fucking face like at the exact right moment it was actually kind of scary to watch yeah yeah the movement you it's just as you said you you kept you worked on your defense really good it was usually like i'm just not gonna get hit yeah and i saved your noggin especially this late in life why doesn't everyone do that i'm just not gonna get

hit it's it's a it's a lot of rocky balboa yeah it's a lot of training it's a lot of like asking questions understanding how the body moves and even to this day i still train i do most of my training in brazilian jiu-jitsu and the gi just to understand uh like how the body you know choking people out with like their fucking t-shirts now and it gi just to understand uh like how the body you know choking people out with like their fucking t-shirts now and it's like i'm just fascinated how the body moves and how the body can think it's like if i move this way what what is a natural movement of a human being just like you guys have all you guys shoot guns all the time don't know your guys background but i'm assuming you guys have done some type of military background, law enforcement. So you guys. Shut up, Eli.

He's got a Medal of Honor. What is that? He's got a Medal of Honor. I'm the only person at the table who has no formal military law enforcement. Really? No, no, no. No, no, no. No, our boy has a Medal of Honor. He's got a purple Medal of Honor.

My asshole friend steal Valor for me. We had given him Valor and he hates it. He's like, stop it. Now the internet's like i've been photoshopped as those like north korean generals like oh but you you guys know how uh i'm assuming you guys have all been in the military, right? Can we all agree? Yes? Yes? No, you haven't? You? Yes? Yes?

You? Yes? Yes? So you guys have trained how the body moves and how people are going to make certain movements, right? Yeah. And so it's the same thing with me. Like I go, and I know what your reaction is going to be essentially.

And I've studied over and over and over and done it a thousand times with people bigger, smaller, fatter, stronger, you know, and you just, we've done it for like 20 fucking years and it becomes like second nature. Like I hit pads the other day with somebody. I'm like, Oh man, you still move quick. And I'm like quick. And I'm like, yeah, I'm going to lose it because I've done it for 20 fucking years every single day for four hours a day. So. Truck month is on at Chevrolet.

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Just stop. Yeah, and then he got hit. He's like, I don't like this. Yeah, I think, honestly, for me, I think my genetic makeup, I haven't slowed down speed-wise. If anything, I probably got faster just because I know where I need to be. That makes sense, right? I know I need to be here to like cut off like milliseconds of that window of

opportunity, uh, to be able to capitalize on things. Um, I think the biggest thing I've noticed a difference is that, uh, my body doesn't heal as fast as it used to. That's the biggest thing.

Cause when I'm doing those tradition tournaments, I'm like, you do six matches. It could be guys the same size you'd be a guy who's heavy doing if you go to an open weight division and afterwards i'm like what the fuck just happened like i just got hit by something like it's it beats the body where it comes to fighting it's fighting is so much easier like than jiu-jitsu really clip that clip that part finding's easier than presumption oh fuck yeah absolutely

dude that's crazy it's like I have a buddy who's in law enforcement sorry do you mean gi or no gi or does it matter gi is a lot harder really yes no gi's fucking easy my opinion really my opinion

because like if I'm going with, if I'm going with, um, Cody and let's say he has some form of curriculum of in the key. If he grabs me, I have to break his grip. He's attached to me. We've become one in no key. I can just push him and create space and move.

So like more variables. It's more. Oh fuck. Yes. Like I can, if I, if i put him in like a lasso or a worm or a squid guard and he's never been exposed to it he's like what the is this yeah right like as i as if i put it in your guys world it's like if you if you're in your

police officer if you're it's either i would assume swat would be a lot easier than fucking patrolling on the freeway let Let me give you context why. Okay, SWAT, it's like, hey, we're going to go after this motherfucker. He's right here. He's been up in this house. We're going to go there with, you're going to be in the fucking front. You're going to have to flash grenades, da, da, da, da. Rather, if you're pulling somebody over, you don't know who the fuck this is.

You don't know what he's got, right? That's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and the Gi. This is no Gi. It's like you know what you're, this is fighting, excuse me. You know what you're getting yourself into. It's yeah that's this this is the best analogy i've ever heard yeah yeah right because the unknown sucks the unknown sucks is like okay i'm going to a tournament with 30 motherfuckers i don't know what you're gonna do it is what it is we're gonna run it and see what happens this is like okay i'm fighting you i have three months to prepare for

you i can watch all this tape on you i I know what your tendencies are. I know what your mistakes are. I know what you're strong at. All right. Light work. Easy. To where this, this is the unknown. This is way harder because if you pull somebody the fuck over, it's like, I don't know who the fuck I'm going to get in this car. It says Jackson, da-da-da-da. You pull up and

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He'll sub in He wants real no-gi Yeah Only a tent top He's lighting candles in the corner Just compression shirts Okay No windage So when did you start doing more gi stuff?

After I got knocked out Okay Yeah? After I got knocked out. Okay. Yeah. After I got knocked out, I was like, okay, I got to – like after I would train for my fights, I wouldn't train because my gym is an hour and 15 minutes away from my house. And so there's always these people who are like, oh, you should come train with me. You should come train with me. And I was like, no, I don't want to. I want to.

Then one of my coaches goes, you should come train with this guy. He's from Brazil. He's nasty his name is uh professor yon he goes come share with those all right fuck it excuse me i'll come share with them train with them he fucked me up like it was a fucking murder and i was like in the key yeah i'm sorry mother of course you go fucking up in the key. I took my gi off. It was even worse. He just destroyed me. And I was like, I'll train here. And then I started training there. And how he taught the curriculum, how he was so passive.

And he was like, you know, just relaxed. And I just fell in love with the gym. And then I had my kids started training there in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. So they just had their two-year anniversary. So it's been really good. And I love the gear. Like, I love the aspect of, like, because when I first started fighting in mixed martial arts, it's like when you – I'm going to teach you how to survive. That's what I'm going to teach you, how to survive. And then I'm going to drop you off in good luck, right? this sense of survival. You have different things that come up. Your brain

starts firing off at different neurons. And as an amateur, that's how it was for me. It's like, hey, you're going to fight in eight weeks. Who am I fighting? I don't fucking know. I don't know. There's no tape on it. There's no nothing. So you actually get into the fight. It's like, okay, round one, you go in there, you move, you the fight. It's like, okay, round one. You go in there. You move. You think. You throw your inside. You find your distance.

Then as the fight progresses, you start to figure out the problem. Then you finish him. You solve it by taking him out. So in Gi, that's what it feels like for me. When I go to these tournaments, I have no idea what's going to happen. So I have to figure out the problem, solve the problem. And that's what I just love so much.'s kind of tangent i don't know what the question no that's gonna be all that weird okay we're talking about fighting right now

i'm just enthralled by this conversation dude i didn't have a question too because you brought up like the way that nowadays your body doesn't quite heal the way the way that it used to i don't know we can cut this if you want no No, no, no. But I was just kind of curious because, like, I know there's limitations to what you can and can't take. Yeah. Obviously, if you're doing UFC and stuff like that. I don't know if there's any, like, new peptides or anything that you've tried for, like, literally, like, body joints.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stuff like that. So I've never done steroids before. I've talked to – I've done stem cells in my hand, my knees, my shoulders. I've done PRP, plasma-rich uh plasma rich uh oh i haven't heard plasma rich yeah yeah how's that is it it's it's good i guess i mean i don't it's good um i have tried uh ppc 157 i tried a tb 500 but the thing is with that is that it's know, they call it the Wolverine cure, right? But when I talk to a person who's done it a lot more than I have, he says, dude, you're way underdosed.

Like, you got to fucking jack those numbers up. And I tried it to help fix an injury I've had for many, many years. I thought I have a tear in my right um hip and so i tried it and it didn't heal it at all because it's um what's it called it's cartilage yeah it doesn't heal cartilage yeah it's supposed to bring more blood vessels and all that stuff excuse me more blood to the area so it's it's cartilage um it didn't heal it and then it's funny i got an MRI and he goes oh you just have bursitis i was like that's it's cartilage um it didn't heal it and then it's funny i got an MRI and he goes oh you just have bursitis i was like that's it and like yeah and i'm like so you're telling me

i'm just getting knowledge he goes pretty much good luck have fun have fun so then um then i just started running again and it healed but for my how i heal my body is cold plunge sauna yeah feels great and just rest and water. Interesting. BPC-157, I'm glad you brought that up because that specifically, I had a wrist injury that had plagued me for like fucking, I don't know, over half a decade. That all of a sudden I did BPC because it kind of re-injured. Yeah. My doctor put me on it.

It was done in 30 days. Yeah. It completely healed. And this had plagued me for years. I was like about to cry. I was so happy. I'm like, thank fucking God. Well, I think the peptides is, it's always funny because people are like, oh, you know,

that's against the rules. Take peptide, da, da, da, da, da. And at one point in time, I think it was TB500 was not on the banned substance list of USADA. And then eventually it became banned for some fucking reason. I have no idea. But all that stuff is doing is basically sending a response to your body to say hey release because our body has all right it just sends a response to hey release more of it hey shit's fucked up over here please go fix it right it's not like when you take steroids it's like hey muscle go yeah exactly and you're giving your body the opportunity to recover a lot more so So for me, I think for people, especially with the program of sport you're in,

TB500 and BPC157. I know Joe Rogan's a big fan of it. My coach just got stem cells in Tijuana, and he said he loves it, but he didn't want to touch the TB500 and BPC157. But, yeah, I mean, if you do it, I think make sure you consult your doctor and have fun. The attorney's coming out a little bit later. Whatever your doctor says is okay.

If I was an attorney, you're not their attorney, are you? No, God, no. Dude, we'd be in prison if I was the attorney, man. Oh, God. Now, this, you'll like actually this story. So Brandon never fought a day in his life period to like martial arts anything outside of like it was like a couple of bar fights that was my fucking experience so i get a call from him last year yeah last year he's like i took a fight i was like oh

he's like boxing match i was like fuck yeah okay hell yeah he's like will you help i was like yeah i would love to help train like okay what are we looking at and i'm thinking amateur fight he's like it was a pro fight i was like you're doing a pro box match he's like yeah i was like oh okay well nine yards yeah i was like well we got time how long he's like five weeks from now i was like and i was like you have to come over like today and spar yeah literally like he's like drive to my house right now it was i was like oh my god bro i was like we got five weeks to beat the shit out of you so you get comfortable in the ring yeah and thankfully he sparred every day damn it was like six days a week like we were fucking hitting it the whole time

and uh so still looked a little sloppy yeah like i go back and i look at that fight and like you could tell this this motherfucker didn't know about the fight until six weeks ahead it's pretty fucking rough but yeah yeah i feel like i can do better now but but yeah you should done it right like that's a lot of people a lot of people out there say oh fuck i had to do better than that i was like have you though have you tried it right so props to you for actually getting there and doing it. Cause there's a lot of people out there who would have the fucking balls and do it. And I enjoyed the shit out of it.

It ended up being a third round knockout on a jab. Yeah. Oh, you knocked him out? Yeah. Oh, kudos to you. I was so pissed. I told him so many times. The one thing I kept.

That too, Brute. We kept harping. I was like, you're never going to knock somebody out with a jab. And he's like, slip. And he hit him and just dropped the guy. I was like, well, he knocked him out with a jab. God damn. There you go.

I think in the video it looked more like... Dude, if I could just have, through every tribulation of life, if I could just have a cheerleader like Eli, dear God, he was going ape shit in the corner. Just yelling, kill them! Well, I mean, you know, it was the first time he ever did it. Six weeks to prepare for it. So, you know, he had a lot of heart and soul. Oh, yeah.

All your preparation to hopefully see you succeed. And you succeeded. So, it's. I wouldn't have without him. But I love our code word. He's like, dude, if you stagger him, if I see he's weak or whatever, he's like, I'm going to have a fucking code word. Like, just for you to go fucking ape shit. Just give him everything you got.

I think our code word was kill, kill, kill. We just hear it echoing. Because the dude would, like, stagger. I'd be like, kill. Brian would be like, you just see Brian go. I'd just walk towards him and just start swinging him like, yeah. I love that. That was funny probably

one of the best experiences of my life that was that was fun who was uh with one of your fights what was one of the worst fights where you like that first time getting hit by somebody that hits way harder than the rest and you're like oh that didn't feel good i would say john dodson he hit me and i was like i got dropped i was like and i i that was the first time i lost somebody in a fight and he hit me with the right hook and i was like oh shit I lost him in the middle and I go boom and I'm like fuck and then I go okay we okay baby you okay let's get back in it yeah I'm like you talk to yourself I was like that's okay ain't shit and then um he dropped me again I was okay we've been here before dropped me again i

was like and then he started getting tired i was like all right it's my turn mother and then that's why i started putting on him but now it's like i that fight john dot said and when i fought kyojo huraguchi in montreal i was super sick i remember sick i was sick i got water poison oh no shit yeah yeah um he dropped me no he didn't drop me he took me down i was like i don't want to be here right now i'm like i don't want to be here right now. I'm like, I don't want to be here. But those are only two. Other than that, it was like, I get hit. And I was like, that's all you fucking got? I was like, or like, you kick somebody and they check it.

And like, you know, your shins clash. And then like, that happened to me. I was like, okay, let's party now. Let's fucking go. Let's see what you got. And then it just, you get crazy. You just go. All alone now.

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Why don't you guys put it to the test? What Nick is saying is he wants to go into the other room. He was an MMA fighter and a wrestler beforehand. So having a singular goal is probably easier for you. Because wrestling is like, I'm going to put your shoulder blades on the mat, whether you fucking want me to or not. And MMA is easier for me because it's like, I have 50 different thousand options and a bag full

of tricks to catch somebody yep it's really hard for me to be like i only have one option and he knows what it is and i have to do it anyway so like that's hard for me because i came from the exact opposite end so you think about it though like in the gi it you know how what belt are you uh purple purple right so you have your last you have your squid you have your worm you have all these you have spider guard you have trench you have all these guards yeah and what i like to do is i like to have my game is about movement movement is like movement you know the body uh the body in motion stays in motion the body at rest lays the rest it dies right so for me when i start going and i start grabbing someone i start working my my judo and I try to do my sacrifice throw or high crotch or, uh, which is insane by the way. Yeah. So I started doing that

and I, I just, then I start doing all that stuff and I add my movement. Then if I, if I go a guy, I guess the guy who was like you, who's like bigger, you know, I'll try to throw you, your balance is okay. He has good balance and I'll pull guard and see what you're going to do. You come to my guard. I'm okay. I'm going to do'm gonna do lasso you go you you defeat the lasso. Okay, he's off balance like I just read your body mechanics and I just I Throw all these things at you and you see how you react and once you make that bad mistake Then it's okay. This is this is the opening to get you So that's what I love about like I said the key even in jiu-jitsu even in fighting they all correlate

They all it's all one universe It's about like how the body moves when you started were you like training a lot more no gi and no at all or my 18 my 18 years in jiu-jitsu was all no gi and then i transitioned into no gi into the gi but my professor my first professor but beyond he was like it's the same stuff like it's about patterns of movement in the body so just because you're in the gi you're you're not in the gi doesn't mean you don't know the curriculum in the gi because once i jumped in the gi i was when i was even doing no gi and i would jump in the gi i'll be

black belt just because my movement and just submitting them so it's like he goes you see what i mean brother he goes it's all about the movement you understand moving you understand i'm locked you understand armbar triangle you're black belt you're good so that's how it's all about the movement you understand moving you understand lock you understand armbar triangle you black belt you're good so that's how it's an accent no he's brazilian actually now that you do gi way more and then when you go back to no gi do you feel like you're even faster than you oh yeah yeah okay i felt yeah because like the the grips like i'm constantly doing this all day like, grabbing grips and pulling. So when I go back to no-gi, it's like I grab you, but I'm like this. And they're like, why is your hand sticking?

And I was like, because I'm used to grabbing you like this. Now I'm grabbing you like that. And, yeah. I always try to tell, like, all the wrestlers that come in that hate gi. It's like a turtle shell in Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. You take it off, you're ten times faster for no reason. Yeah, exactly.

It's crazy. It's like the hyperbolic time chamber. It's like you're in it, you're like, faster for no reason. It's crazy. It's like the hyperbolic time chamber. You're like, ah. There's so much more friction. Everything's harder. Yeah, I agree. But I love, like I said, I love Gi. It's a nice transition where I'm at now in my career where it's like, I don't want to get hit in the head anymore. I just want to focus more on building my brand, staying healthy, spending time with the wife and and competing to gi that's cool dude and you got how long have you been doing youtube or pursuing that because your number like your kid we're talking about we're like man homeboy's killing it like your podcast is doing good and

then you have your reactions and those numbers are climbing how long have you been because that's that's the crazy part just to add on that onto the question of the people that i've talked to about you and having you on the podcast they don't go immediately like oh this is the most dangerous fighter in the world pound for pound they go that's the guy who does like the the gaming shit right like you know it's kind of funny that you've added to the brand in that way yeah i mean gaming was always my first passion and so when i started doing that on twitch i started streaming on twitch yeah Yeah, dude, I love fucking gaming. Gaming and anime is like my first, first love. But when I started fighting, I started gaming. And then when I started on Twitch, I did Twitch for nine years.

Then I switched to YouTube. And then once again, I was doing YouTube. When I first started doing YouTube seriously, I started editing my own videos and just kind of taking a little bit off and like following his footsteps with how he um reacts to people's who people getting fucked up and so i started doing that and then eventually i was like you know i'm gonna hire uh i met a guy named michael wandover and we're working together and he was somebody else's producer and then they had a falling out then i hired him and i was like once i hired him And then they had a falling out. Then I hired him. And I was like, once I hired him,

like at that point I had like 250, like 265,000 subscribers. Then once I hired him, like I just left, I had no ego. He was like, you should do this. You should do this. You should do this. And it's taken off.

And then when we did the Mighty Cast, the podcast, I was like, I love talking to people. I love knowing people's stories. I love that aspect of life. And that's been something I've been really, truly enjoying. And now that's kind of like where all my focus is. It's just the podcast, the reaction videos, building YouTube,

because I can do that until I'm fucking 85 years old. Yeah. Right? I can't fight until I'm 85. So I'm trying to like slowly transition. Not with that attitude. Right? You're just breaking bones.

I'm slowly trying to transition. Come on, Lord, let's break our wrists. So I'm slowly trying to transition out of the mixed martial arts, but that's why I love jiu-jitsu because I can still do it, and compete at a very high level, and get that feeling of a purpose to train for and work out, and then go there and see how good I am. And if I lose, I lose.

If I win, I win. That's cool. Dude. So at what year did you really go into the YouTube game? I would say a year. A year? You're fucking killing it. Even a year?

A year and a half. Yeah, I would say a year. God, you're one of those pieces of shit that just climb real fast. God, you're good at everything. Oh, look at me. Mr. Humble. yeah you god you're one of those pieces of shit that just climb real fast well yeah we post we post three videos a day sometimes me holy shit dude a week a week a week a week three three videos a week um you know we also have the gaming side of it we have the reaction videos we have the live breakdowns we have all that stuff so we try to make it be consistent as possible and also try to like give it like a live channel right like there's so many guys out there that you know who do like youtube's all about consistency right if you keep on pushing the content out there

then they'll come out there and they're gonna watch it and they're gonna love it right like like you know, hey, what's going on guys? Donut Operator here. Hi everyone. Hi everyone. I sit there and I'm like, oh shit. I want to. He's cut off.

Once it comes on, you buckle the fuck up and you get ready to watch the concert. Sounded empty, give him another one. No, no, no. That was good. But you start to get used to watching that person curate content. Thank you. Thank you. Do the content.

And so I've been trying to take a page out of those guys' books who have been successful in the YouTube space. Well, dude, as you're saying, it is consistency is key. And that's why we literally, Saturday's episode was all about the guys, the boys, their journey on their growing up in YouTube and actually finally making it because Eddie did 800 fucking videos. This dude did 800 videos. And then he was just living off his wife.

He was, like, going broke. He made money, and then it went away. He dude did 800 videos. And then he was just living off his wife. He was like going broke. He made money and then it went away. He's like. He approached his wife, Gabby, and was like, hey, I got an idea. Starting a brand new channel, but it's going to work this time. And then in six months, homeboy has five million subscribers. See? See?

That's amazing. That's great. And that's what's crazy. It's the consistency and then it's seeing what works what sticks yep and like yours is your strongest one right now the podcast your biggest numbers no it's it's i think it's the whole thing because we kind of package it like as just the channel itself i guess oh yeah you better wait um and like you like you just said like we go through what does well, what doesn't.

And we're always learning from YouTube. We always ask other people who are also in the YouTube space what works for them, what didn't work for them. And we try to take all that data, sit down, digest it. And we just try to do our best to make great content. And then when I talk to my producer, I tell him, like, I'm not going to do something that I don't feel comfortable with or I don't think it's funny right like I'm like I just don't so oldest son is 10 tyrant has it like dawned on him that his dad is like pretty famous yet yeah yeah yeah tyrant and maverick they know they they're in my last fight they understand and um yeah they're cool about it like I the one thing I tell them I was like I don't take pictures when I'm with my kids. And then I don't, yeah, that's the biggest thing I always tell them.

I was like, I don't take pictures when I'm with you guys. My son's like, oh, it's okay, Dad, go ahead. I'm like, no. I was like, and me and my father-in-law were talking about something over here. I was like, I don't want my kids growing up to be like, oh, you always took time for your fans. You never cared about me, da-da-da-da. But that's what i i focus on them not the fans and then and i tell the fans like i'm on vacation i'm a hate like i'm with the kids

right now but if you see me going to take a piss i'm way back i'm with the kids snag me i'll love to take a picture but when i'm with my kids i don't want their childhood being remember me taking pictures with fans i was like do you hate me for it i was like so you hate me for it don't buy a pay-per-view don't watch me it is what it is I'm gonna keep on fighting doing my thing and how's their perspective been like do they is it one of those things where they because dad does it it's not cool so my oldest so my oldest does jitsu he loves it he competes he loves to compete middle he does it because he has no choice the daughter she just does whatever she wants to do but my otis that he knows well we just like i said in today's age i feel that they need to have some type of hard discipline like when i fucking wrestle in high

school i showed the practice and my coach is like go run five miles you're not getting any water then we're gonna start training you do that today today's fucking age huh good luck at having a job he's gonna get fired the next day right like they don't build them fucking tough like they used to right so um for my boys i'm like you guys it's the only sport it's one of the only sports where you're gonna go against another man your size are you guys gonna fight like no punches but you're going to do jiu-jitsu. It's the only sport. It's one of the only sports where you're going to go against another man your size. And you guys are going to fight. Like, no punches, but you're going to fight another man. And I can't step in and do anything.

So they all three have to do jiu-jitsu. So he does jiu-jitsu, and he feels the pressure when he competes, and I'm in his corner. And so now I don't corner him anymore. I don't coach him anymore when he's competing because he's like dude like i just have to live up to your expectation i'm like big shadow it's a big shadow and i'm like and i told my well he's like dude i really don't want to fight later i tell him i was like dude just relax have fun and i just want you to be the best version of yourself i don't want you to be like me be better than me. And so he does a good job

and he's starting to understand it now. But I don't coach him anymore. Like when it comes to competition, like I'll coach him in the gym. But when it comes

to competing. It's just bad for the relationship. Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's bad for the relationship. I just think he can't like put it all together

when I'm in the corner. So I just stay away. Are we trying one of those right now? What the fuck is that? Oh, you gotta have one. What the fuck are you doing nick ball spicy pickled quail eggs bro nick ball quail eggs for every we're gonna do a

quail egg i don't know do i have to break the shell i think they're deshelled already yeah i think they're like soft boiled i'll try one i mean all right i've tried worse shit fucking manila so they're like you want to try this one terrible? That's not terrible. You fight the wrong man in cages for a living. If you won't try a quail egg, I'm going to be upset. You going to try one, Allen? I'm good. Uh. How was it? I like your raising your kids.

You're raising your kids right in the eye. Because Cody, I mean, we all know this position right now. Our kids are fucking spoiled. The hardest part is not raising a spoiled kid. You're like, oh, man. We all all all of us grew up poor shit all of us are poor shit yeah poor poor so it is that he grew up in a trailer I grew up Mexican house all over 600 square foot house for seven people we grew up poor we all beat our children so they know what it's like. I know. That's what I'm talking about. I don't do that.

Any opportunity I get to hit my son, I do it. That's one thing I haven't done. I haven't laid one finger on my kid. I should try it. I just want to put a reminder out there. This is a comedy podcast. Comedy podcast. His neck shirt,

Demetrius punching kids. It's our best-selling merch. This is because my brother, he has schizophrenia, bipolar. And so I think our upbringing, my stepdad, he was military. Your brother?

My brother. Damn, he's slap. You're actually pretty good. Thanks, Nick. I know, right? Fuck yeah. Good choice, bro. Spicy pickled quail eggs. That's the hard part, though. I need something fucking awesome. I'm not super rich, but I'm going to have money to give my kid

money for the fucking book fair at school, which is something I didn't really have. Scholastic book fair. I knew I made it when I like appetizer money at applebee's that was like my like that's how poor i grew up like when i could get appetizers ah when i stopped when i looked at olive garden it's not a fancy restaurant so when i knew i made it i remember being like man one day i'm gonna be able to hit my girl when i went to a restaurant or like bought food and shit and didn't look at the prices.

Yeah. So I don't care how much this costs. Like that was that click. The hard part with kids, those you're like, fuck, he's not going to be poor. How hard do I have to be on him?

So he's at least funny still. If he's not, if I'm not hard enough on him, he's not going to be funny. He's got some trauma. You know what I mean? Enforce that trauma. It's like a muscle.

You've got to break it down to build it up, but you don't want to snap it in half. You were talking about your brother. Sorry. Oh, sorry, brother. Our upbringing, my stepdad, his dad was military. He was very, very abusive. I'm sure we all have had some type of abuse growing up as a kid but he would you know abuse us for doing just stupid shit and i think um when he started to go down the path of

his schizophrenic and bipolar came into play he would do the things that our stepdad did to us when we were children and so from that point on like just that trauma of us being the kids i'd never like touch like hit my kids or anything like that and that's a cool thing like i do jujitsu so i can like fucking like give me a little like in this boom like damn that was that was on me hard today i don't know what's going on you don't have i've met your father-in-law he'd shoot you. We all know that story. Yeah. It is crazy when you, like, because it's good. Like, you can discipline your kid in different ways. Yeah.

And hey, I'm all for it. Like, my best friend, he whoops his kid's ass. I'm like, hey, you do that. You go, playboy. And my other best friend, he whoops his son's ass, too. And I'm like, hey, go ahead, do it. I think there's a difference between, like, discipline and abuse. there's definitely a very clear line one one thousand percent and like i said for me i've just never i've done it and now my my buddy's dad who whooped so my buddy's dad who whooped his son's

ass he goes he goes don't want my grandson's please don't do it please don't do it and he goes she whooped my ass he goes did you like it no he goes then don't do it to him please don't do it please don't do it and he goes she woke my ass he goes did you like it no he goes then don't do it to him please don't yeah it's that it's that word yeah i hated that shit yeah autism they don't so it's a weird thing that they tell you it's like hey with it they're not gonna understand that discipline it's being spanked they just don't understand you're just hurting him for no reason so like right and it's just simply like i'm gonna i'm gonna throw away your shit and he'll be like that is i'm he's not doing that i was like i'll throw away your tablet he's like i am so sorry dachi what do i need to do but don't ever do that again i will not do that again i feel like there's a bell curve to that too where like you're so young that you like to at a certain age you can

understand reason yeah and at that point like okay beating your ass like when i can explain something to you like you know you should never use force when you don't have to and then it whips right back around when they get older where it's like oh no i have to beat your ass because you're getting close to a grown man that's that's the thing where i was talking about my father-in-law and i said man it's like my oldest he's getting you know i'm fucking five three he's probably like four eight so he's getting up to my size and i'm like, if I'm going to have to fight one of my kids, it's going to be this one. Testosterone kicking in.

He started to kick in. I was like, here we go. I told my wife, I said, babe, I'm going to have to fight this one. She was like, don't fight her, baby. I was like, as long as I win, we're good to go. You just play the flying knee.

Yeah. I've never seen this. I was like, as long as I win, we're good to go, right? You just play the flying knee. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen this. This shit is happening to you. Out of the fun. My favorite story with John, though, dude, we were in a grocery store one day. And he's like, you know this one.

Yeah. He's like three years old. And I'm like, I'm carrying him around. And he just, like, I wouldn't give him something. He slaps the shit out of me. And so I just slap his ass back. Not like hard knock him out slap. I just give him a little pop. Yeah.

Because he did that to me. But the old lady that was coming around the corner just saw me fucking just like give him a little pop. And so her and I make eye contact. And I'm like, oh shit, she just saw me abuse my child. Keep walking, granny. I just like the story, he did it first. Yeah. Is that right?

It's like, she did it first. You know what happened though? John never fucking slapped me again. Yeah. No, kids learn real quick. And like I said, it wasn't a hard, it wasn't a fucking like. To this day, his nose is slightly crooked no i just gave him a little fucking boop because he gave me a boop and he never hit me again and

i think it goes back to like what you said like there's a line of like discipline and abuse right like that that's yeah you fucking hit me i'm gonna hit you back i had a friend he uh the the his nephew bit him like you know it's like I was like, ah, bit him. He goes, bit her back. He goes, how'd you like it? She never bit him ever again. My fucking, my grandmother, who's now currently 92. Yeah.

Old German lady, right? She fucking did that to me, apparently, when I was like two. Yeah, right. She bit her again? I bit her, she bit me back, and my mother was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I don't remember this obviously i was two but like i never bit her back yeah there you go so i mean i even with my kids like i i we try to do our best to discipline through action and just tell them like hey like it's not okay and you know lead by example and so far it's working good. He's 10 and he's very, and he has ADHD

and he's hyper focused on things. So right now he loves aviation. He loves jujitsu. And if he doesn't get an opportunity to actually grab somebody and throw and fight, he just has that testosterone, young teenager where he's like, man, I got my hair off.

I need two chains, not one. I need the new dunks. I'm like, dog, you ain't getting all that shit. You got to work, do some laundry. teenager where he's like man you know i got my hair off pop i need two chains not one i need the new dunks i'm like dog you ain't getting all that shit like you gotta work do some laundry so going through that and you know there's no you know pamphlet to fucking raise kids right so god i wish there was tell me well there's a lot of that would be actually what'd you say no i said that would be cool if there were pamphlets yeah this is a pamphlet it's like do this ah this is the problem is there's 10,000 of them and they all say different shit

your parents do something and then you're like I don't want to do that to my kid ever and then you don't do that and then they're like I'm going to do that to my kid we're in a constant pendulum of overcorrection they're always written by people that don't have fucking kids is the weird part to me.

You know what I mean? No, I want to say this. Alan agrees. Say Alan knows. There was one family friend that she did something to her daughter that I regret. I should have done it. I don't regret it. I love my daughter.

I said, damn, my daughter keeps coming up. My kids keep coming out of the goddamn room every night when I put them to it. I love my daughter. I said, damn, my daughter keeps coming up. My kids keep coming out of the goddamn room every night when I put them to bed. We do bath time. We do story time. We do food time. Everything's good. We did everything by the book as we reread it. But they keep coming out of

the fucking room. And then I asked my friend, I was like, man, how'd you get your kids to come out of the room? He goes, I whooped their fucking ass. So you come out of this room'd you get your kid to stop coming to the room? He goes, how about the f***ing ass? So you come out of this room, you get your f***ing ass kicked. And it was more along the line of abuse, it wasn't discipline. That motherf***er never came out of the room ever again. Because daddy's a monster at night.

Have you ever went in there, scary ass motherf***er, You just chase your kid on over. You're just like, that kid will never leave that room. You're a f***ing crab walking toward your your kid kid will never go in your room again but he did he said he said that's what i did the fucking exorcist came out never came out again ever no no no it's terror that's one of the parallels i made between policing and having a kid it's like with john and like i could go to him be like hey you're not gonna do that again right The parallels I made between policing and having a kid, it was like with John. I could go to him and be like, hey, you're not going to do that again, right?

And then if you did, you tased him. Bro, I pepper sprayed John like several times. Have you? No. No. You're like, all right, so I told you. He's questioning his friendship. He's like. John, why don't we talk about? Closing your eyes. I'll see you, John.

Wide open. Like I said, here comes the choo-choo. That's my shit. It's about the anime. Oh yeah, it's about the anime. But that's fucked up that they did that to him

yeah oh we were talking about Shizuha oh yeah Shizuha that's fucked up my thing like I don't hate it

I just I've never been a big anime person but like I said he gets hooked on some I do I get him on those ones he got me on

he got me on solo leveling he got me on Attack on Titan have you watched Berserk yet? no that's the next one that's the one you're Eli

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apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. King of it. I've already committed, I'm going to start it. So, what are you going to have him watch? I want him to watch the 98. I think 98 or if you read it, if you start at the Golden Age, I don't like, I want the eclipse to come out of nowhere for him.

And he's like, what the fuck? Because I get a text from all my friends when they hit that, and they're like, yo, fuck this dude. I'm like, right? That is the betrayal at the utmost level. Don't say my top three. I won't. I won't.

Berserk is just. This means nothing to me right now. It's the hardest. It's the best story. He's an anti-hero, but he is the best character development. Because you know why he hates people. Like from his childhood, you're like, homeboy had a rough life. Was this the super one?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a great one. Yeah. That's probably like my all-time favorite berserk like i watched it i can't remember who got me into it so i was like oh man watch berserk i was like i'm watching i'm starting to watch it and next you know i'm like what the fuck just happened i was like i did look at the front and the back i'm like this mother okay

did you read it uh i did read it i watched watched the three-part series, so I didn't get introduced to it. Oh, you did the movie series. I did the movie series. The Netflix, right? They still did really good, I think. They did good at that. And then I watched the Crunchyroll version where it goes like Casca. It's like, ah.

I can't remember what that arc is called. I watched that one. And then you see- So it's like multiple tellings of the same story? Yes. So, well, they have the 98 version is more true to the manga but they left out stuff and then the movies actually added stuff that was left out but the movies i think do a really good job of just like a condensed version

of the golden age arc yes and then the manga goes way past that they just never adapted it yeah they stopped they did they did they did like i think two more arcs they just did trash for they just did the worst horrible like the cgi was just straight trash really and then eventually um that's when i started reading the manga and i read all through the manga to the very last the very last manga then he died and then fuckhead i've been reading this shit since 98 and homeboy died a few years ago and i i knew he died because my phone was just like everyone was like did you hear yeah i'm like yeah yeah fuck dude just like it's similar it's similar circumstance with you with that i said that uh when jimmy buffett died i'm like damn that was like 9-11 to white people that was their night

that was when dale earnhardt died very close three left and right where were you the one wall white people don't like oh no dude it was like berserk he's like I'm just gonna eat an egg real quick what Al Alan

where were you when Dale Earnhardt died when the world stopped turning you don't know I thought for sure you'd know I was hunting somewhere alright

god but it was berserk fucking pinnacle of anime especially character development and then what are

your they've watched so they've watched Attack on Titan Attack on Titan was good it got a little weird at the end

I didn't like it the last season was fucking kind of weird. Yeah, season... Last half of season. Season one and season two was amazing. Season three was amazing. And then season four just fucking went the whole different way.

I didn't mind it. But the ending was not bad, but very fucking weird. Yeah, I just felt like the beginning of one and two, season one and season two, it's like us against them. And then why are we here? Why do the Titans exist? And then who is, you know, the armor Titan? Who's the colossal Titan? Then 3, you kind of understand it. Then Zeke

comes out. You see his brother. Oh, he's a nerd. And so then you see all the fighting. He goes, Nanda, see you knows I'm not. Then you see him like all my... Then they all start fighting. It's like, this is fucking peak right here. And then it's like then you see Eren going my, then they all start fighting. It's like, this is fucking peak right here. And then it's like, then you see Aaron going a whole tangent, just change. I just don't think they explained it as well as I hoped. So they, it was supposed to have a dark, do you, so it was supposed to change.

It was supposed to have a dark ass ending. It did. It was not supposed to do that good. So the artist was like, Hey, you have to make this go. We'll keep it spoiler free, I think, right? Yeah. It's already been out. It's already been out.

But it was still, he was supposed to, like, by season, I think, three is when they were like, hey, this has to keep going. This is doing really good. Yeah. He was like, what? So he had to change the ending. Really? Yeah. He had to change the entire story because it was supposed to have a very dark ending. It had a change the ending if i'm right yeah he had to change the entire story because it was

supposed to have a very dark ending it had a dark ass it had a you know like way darker yeah that wasn't dark like i i i met him in japan and i was talking to him what you did what the fuck yeah oh my god uh i talked to him he was okay like if you want proof of your fucking humility you just said you didn't you didn't open with that while we're talking about it oh that's okay so wait is this true like what's this this is what i heard back in 2000 like 17 18 so it's very common for that to happen because it happened with dragon ball z because after the freeze the saga yeah toriyama toriyama he was like he loaded the spirit bomb for like seven years three seasons of him just fucking

it was supposed to end after the freezer saga he was i'm done like i don't want there's that's why the saga was so fucking long right and he was i was supposed to end and then they he came back then uh what was that the freezer was the android saga yeah android android cell and then uh majin the babidi the majin boo and all that stuff but then that's when it finally fucking hit in a robot yeah then dragon ball gt was picked up by somebody else totally different but with uh attacker titan when i met him he was talking like you know it's like my prized possession what he really wants to do is he's taking all the money he made from that and he's opening a a very

heightened wash house like a like you go like you know a wash house for your face when he said that it's just like the the white guy gift like and at the time he said the story the story was already done he was like it's done like when i met him this was back in 2000 and 2019 he was like the story is done like i've had it done i'm just not going to release it i have to release it you know how we do it and it's set in stone he didn't really elaborate on like what the ending was going to be but he was like it's done i'm already done i'm just chilling and slowly releasing he goes and i have to draw it out like the verbiage wise it's already done but actual like drawing it hasn't been completely finished yet he's got some jack

and cook for you buddy thank you mr trao thank you so dude are you like hunter x hunter are you big and like i haven't watched hunter x hunter oh my fucking god what i shall leave now right yeah what really I thought you were going to fight Eli Eli's going to fight you now you're just I'm like what dude if you watch Hunter x Hunter that's going to be one of your top

animes I promise you I will get a text from you after you watch it and be like yo this is like top 5 ever it's pretty fucking gay, dude. It's one of the top freakouts, top three. Gone.

Top three, period. I've been hearing a lot of 100x100 and I know typically I like the dark, berserk style. I like where you're going with this. Oh, really? 100x100, right? You're going to go, I've told the guys before, it's like for 15, 16 episodes, it is

the, it's very, kids are like, this is fucking stupid, this is gay, this is kids anime, and then all of a sudden, for whatever reason, and he's known for this, everyone starts dying. Like, people just fucking start getting murdered, and you're like like hey, this is great

What was the other one like fucking jujitsu kaizen? I do that's amazing. Yeah, I don't drink Yeah I'm gonna tell you why don't drink bush. Okay. Because you have taste. That is the main thing. I wouldn't fish it. Now me and Nick are gonna fight. Yeah. This is just a cycle of beating the shit out of each other. I wouldn't fish it with my buddy, right?

He goes, oh man, what you got? If you got so drunk you puked, I'll allow it. No, you're gonna laugh. Well, you might not laugh, right? You go, oh. Nice party foul. Party foul. My mic ruined this for me.

I'll blame my mic. Are you ready? Babe, let's bring out Big Daddy. What a bad idea. Who wants better sex? What'd you do with my wife? Don't worry about that. She's fine.

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Code Unsub. So anyway, while we're talking about alcoholism, why not? Yeah, go on. So we go fishing. I go fishing with my buddy. Just pour the coke in. And we go out there like 4 a.m. in the morning. And he's out there.

He's in his waders. He's out there fishing the Puyat River. He's out there fishing. And he pulls out. He goes, hey, man, you want a beer? I said, no, man, it's like 4.30 in the morning. 5. He's out there fishing the Puyat River. He's out there fishing. And he pulls out. He goes, hey, man, you want a beer? I was like, no, man. It's like 4.30 in the morning. 5 o'clock in the morning.

I need a beer. I just had my five-course meal. We're not. You're fishing. And he pulls. I don't give a fuck. He pulls out. Dude, while you're fishing, that's like airport time.

It doesn't fucking matter. You can drink. Yeah. And he pulls out a Pabst. PBR? PBR, Pabst. PBR? PBR? Pabst Ribbon PBR.

Beautiful. That's Washington booze right there. Yeah, he hands it to me. He was, what was that like? You get a banjo with every purchase. Yeah. He handed it to me on the other side, and I said, man, I was like, you poor. I was like, we're drinking that weak-ass beer. I was like, that's what I look like right there.

I was like, that's just, what's that? Oh, Jesus Christ. Somebody should drink water. Let's go. Bush, there. I was like, that's just Christ much drink water Shotgun one faster dad master you faster that no, I'm not let's do it. I'll play no I'll pass Underestimating the important part. I only get one chance in my life to shotgun a beer with Demetrius Johnson I'm gonna do I'm going to guilt trip you. Can we do a shot? What do you have? Do you have tequila?

Everything. Do you have 1942? The one where you slap the top and it rings a bell. I'll do that one. Is this where we're shooting? It has a bell. Have you seen this one? I think so. Is that a bong?

Tequila. I think those things are going to be overdone, by the way. No, I'm not. I'm feeling it. I was going to ask you, is 1FC the organization that has a different weigh-in procedure? I was going to ask you if you liked it more or less. I like it more, to be honest with you. I think when it comes to the athletes, the health and safety of the athletes, also your—

What's the procedure, sorry? So you have the normal procedure, which is done in america where you can cut weight as much as you want and you can weigh in dehydrate or whatnot one championship they make you weigh in hydrate so for example like right before the fight well no it's a day before the fight but you if you're hydrated you're not dehydrated right so i typically walk around 150 pounds now and if i was to cut to 135 i would have to diet down yeah and be hydrated and weigh in at 135 hydrated and they test your the gravity of your urine that's where they know oh no shit oh whether or not you're hydrated yes exactly that's wild we're healthy actually yeah so dying so you're not dying and it's good for

the brain too you have a lot more fluid around your brain when you're competing right that's why we're healthy actually yeah so dying so you're not dying and it's good for the brain too you have a lot more fluid around your brain when you're competing right that's what i was gonna say like ct it helps a lot when your brain isn't dehydrated the entire time absolutely so i i like the procedure it's good for athletes and you know there's no reason like for me when i when i just kind of went 30 when i was kind of 125 i was fucking oh god dude how were you feeling like those are the ones where you're like this is not this is dangerous yeah it's dangerous but you know i did it right but it still fucking sucks like when you're you know there's not a lot of meat on you to to lose to begin with so it's like you're you're cutting muscle you're cutting everything out and you're just fucking going

on fumes at that point yeah i got really lucky on that because for for my fight we uh like we were starting to dehydrate that morning like you were eli was again like my coach like everything i ate drank shat whatever he fucking knew and he was just like okay this is the last meal you're gonna have yep this is your last meal you can't drink anything you can't do anything like a whole nine yards that morning we were fucking sweating shit out and you walked in and you were like done dude you like pooped and he wasn't making well i was like we did a prelim weight or whatever like just just to test it to see because i was expecting to have to sit there on the treadmill with the trash bag like that whole shit walked in i was

already a pound underweight and i was like, oh! Who did it go? It was still my favorite thing. The day before the fight, I was having him do the pendulum bag. And punch. He's like, Eli, look, I can punch offline. I can punch offline. It was our first time doing the pendulum.

I know that was great for the mic. It was our first time trying that, and then about an hour into it, you're like, this is super fucking important. About an hour in, I'm like, I think I can jab while I'm offline. That'd be kind of cool. What won the fight? He literally

won the fight, because the dude would jab, and Brandon was like, just hit him every time the dude would punch. I was like, oh, thank God. Thank you. I would. Here you go. I didn't shock any beer with you, but I did take a shot with you guys.

Good enough. What is this? Same going. Cody. Cody. Cody. What's up? We're doing a shot.

A shot. You're doing a shot with. Is there a shot over there? Yes, we're doing a shot. Do you have a shot for me? Yes. Well, he came and took your spot, so we- He- Cody insisted I take his spot. I said no, I got scared.

We're gonna get another shot, right? Oh yeah. With the- I'm only doing one, that's it. Oh, we're doing one. Yeah, trust me, same, bro. For now. He's- Fence work on it.

For now. Okay. No, it wasn't that. Hey! Oh, dude. Your necklace is messed up. Is it? Yeah. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right now. He's beating all of us up. Cheers.

Hey, everyone get in here. Get in the middle. To good friends. This is what puts me over. God, that is good. Have you watched much of his content at all? Brandon's? I have not. Do you have any particular gun you're excited to shoot?

Honey badger. Honey badger? Yep. That's my dream gun. Oh, really? I was actually kind of surprised by that. That's your dream gun? That's delicious.

You can make that happen. Tell you what, what time are we going to the range tomorrow? Early. How early? Nine or ten. Cody, he has to fly out at four.

All right, we'll do that. So if you want to go right before my... It doesn't matter. Where are you staying? I have to go look at my hotel, maybe? Is it by the rim?

Oh, you're at the nice little hotel. If you want to go to the shop early before that, not early, but right before, I literally have a firearm. It's a manufacturing facility, and we have an arms library of basically any gun you could think of,

anything from Call of Duty, whatever, anything from history. We have an arms library of literally over 1,000 firearms. If you want to pick out what you want, or you just want to tell us what you want to shoot, we'll bring it out. And what Al wants... I want to go look. I want to go look.

You got a gun from history that you want to shoot, Al? Not with me, but... No, I mean that you've ever wanted to shoot. I got to be real careful careful because i just had surgeries oh okay how about like you know a thompson or an mp40 or an mg42 like yeah he's gonna get it goes i'll take that one can we shoot this one too you got the answer for that yeah i think for me like honey badger is always my wife because it's it's super light um and i've seen videos on it and it's like the 300 blackout you know um i own an ar

on a cc scorpion i own some pistols and i think mp9 would be dope i'm trying to get all the guys i use escape from tarkov now oh i got a tp9 oh tp9 oh okay mp9 yeah yeah yeah we got one pretty much most of the tarkov guns we have the um The UMP45, MP5. MP5K. I got my UU pink anime girl gun. It's my hog gun. It's called so many hogs. It's like 100 plus hogs. So you guys have hogs out here too?

Oh, yeah. How do you do that? Helicopter. However. Who flies a helicopter? A buddy. Depends on who's had the least I only had four beers so I'll be the pilot tonight.

This is your captain speaking. We've reached the cruising BAC for the afternoon. Well, I didn't know how the hogs out here were super popular because Kevin Holland lives out here

and he, I was trying to get him, I was talking to him. He goes, oh, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry I haven't been getting back to you. I'm out here hunting, and he's out in the middle of the fucking night, and it's like, ATV, and I'm like, the fuck do you hunt, and I'm like, my father goes,

he's probably hunting hogs, dude, and I'm like, oh, okay, so, yeah, that sounds dope. Yeah, because they're, they're, you know, invasive species, they're a nuisance out here, you can, you can light them up and not feel bad about it. Well, that's told me about that i'm like because he's all about hunting right i went hunting when i was a kid and my buddy he was big in the hunt and he shot this fucking duck like the duck gun robbed his house like he shot that duck oh my god i'm sorry you did that did you have to yell slurs at it while you were back up you know once fucking dirt? Like, Jesus Christ. I was sitting there because, you know, once again, like, I haven't met

my father-in-law yet, so I was very terrified of guns. And next thing you know, we're, you know, we're walking and we're going

along these banks or whatever or these divots and he's looking for a duck and he gets there and the duck takes off and he's like, like,

fucking duck hunt on Nintendo. And he shoots it and the duck goes, then he runs up on the fucking duck and the duck and he shoots it and that goes He runs up on the fucking duck and ducks like trying to get its wits and That gets up takes off he goes boom and does fucking lands and then I grabbed the duck Helped in my hands and a duck's neck was like kind of laying like this

And he just died in my arms and never since then I You know just kind of hot no more I mean while they've rested out of your hands oh so my son maverick he recently went hunting with my father he shot a buffalo oh it's not anks my bad shit hey hey hey you know what black folks can't tell a damn single fucking animal is it a deer no whatever it may be it all just looks like nah like shooting that damn elk it's like Jesus Christ like that's yeah like that was me and Cody's like large animal me and Cody's best hunting experience of our lives. He's just like, oh, it's just a damn elk. Alan, scoot closer. Scoot closer.

Make love to that mic. Oh, there we go. Hell yeah. You don't have to use that much tongue, Alan. Anyways, we're just using Demetrius to get you here. He's a cool guy guy that guy's an asshole no so we're friends with Kevin Brittingham

yeah Brittingham he actually made the 300 blackout and the honey badger he was tell me he said he has by his night his night we had to all

all have to go out and meet dude Kevin the most oh geez we have him trashed at the local bar here. He's like our

rich friend. We get him shit-wrapped. Kevin loves to party. He fell asleep in the back of my Raptor, dude. Like, we was like, I'm just gonna take a nap real quick. I'm just like in the back of my fucking truck in the parking lot. I'm like, is this actually happening? Kevin's just like, wow.

Although I was showing DJ the picture that I have of Kevin Brittingham laying in my bed with my bedside gun, which is a honey badger. Yeah, we have a honey badger circle. I have the Q minifigs. I want a boombox. We're getting boomboxes.

We? Like me too? We all. Have you heard of the 8 round in the world 8.6 blackout no it's 300 blackouts for 308 yeah it's a big motherfucker that's super subsonic also blow shit up when it which is just a life hack for energy for still being subsonic below a thousand feet per second or so wow uh we're talking i was like when we were talking about the swat guy who shot that guy with.308. My father-in-law was like, that's a 7.62 round.

I was like, that's a big fucking round. To go through it now. My father-in-law was like, man, what did you think about me using the AR for home defense? I was like, it's a big fucking gun, but it's going to stop something. He goes, you're going to put holes in the mother-in-law. That bullet's going to go in him and go out and go somewhere else.

Unless you use a different kind of ammo nine millimeters, all you need- Unless you use a different kind of ammo. Yeah, if you use frange or- Oh. Oh yeah, you can- You can fuck somebody up. Yeah. Well, I was asking him-

Right ammo. He was just like, you don't want to use five, five, six, use your CC scorpion. I'm still waiting on my fucking can, by the way.

Siren Central, send that shit. Well, it's not them, it's a tax- He's worried about making fucking noise when an intruders in the house at the end of the day i want to be able to file i want to be able to shoot him i want to be

able to fill out a police report without sam was like oh my i have unfortunately we have four bedside guns now so we have like my two three hundred blackouts i have my like shorty shorty and then my my other shorty and then she has the 12 gauge which is just slug. I'm like, babe, if I don't knock right, just shoot the door multiple times.

But my gun. I don't know. Hey, Eli, I forgot my camera. Cody's dead. I got shot through the fucking door. What the fuck, man? But my gun won't wake anyone.

And you won't know which one you used. I think it's good, right? That's America to me. I'm with Alan, no silencer. You're going to be in court after the fact. Did you hear him say, no, please stop? No, I didn't. All I heard was, eh.

After the first round. I didn't hear shit, actually. I didn't hear shit. Did you know you get less time in prison for sexually assaulting the person breaking into your house than killing them? I'm going to jail. Yeah. We taped off and he just might just put it on.

Oh, my God. I'm so glad we're bringing in a race tag. Oh, my God. You're the best rage tank This man can't wait He's amazing He's amazing He's amazing He said He said

Come here let me show you something Teach me something real quick He goes How you choke the motherfucker out And I said I said well What you want to do is Let me tell the story

Okay you tell the story Go ahead They come up the house one time For a holiday or something I said So DJ How's this fucking Make naked choke thing work? So he takes my arm, puts it around his neck,

and I locked it in, and he's like... And I went... And my dog's going, Dad! I'm just letting him know. Just letting him know. Now I tapped this motherfucker out. I tapped his motherfucker out before I was on the ground. I was like...

And he goes, so you know who the champ is, okay? I'm champion of this mother f***er house I was on the ground and I was like tap tap tap and the guy goes so you know who the champ is okay it was my house and he got in his f***ing chair and walked back and forth it was like this it was my house it was my f***ing house I can't remember the first time I came over

I remember I had my Honda Civic and it was a barbecue and then I really it was great and. It was great and then he came up and the only thing he said to me, he looked at my,

because he remembered, I don't remember, but you don't remember, but when I met him, it was like, think about it, if you have a daughter, it's like another guy

coming to the house. Oh yeah. Another guy coming to the house, right? And everybody was all chilled and he looked at my tires and my tires were bald as shit. And he goes, I tires, and my tires were bald as shit.

And he goes, I'm going to change those tires, bub. And kicked the tires and just walked in. It was great. Look at him from the ground. Yeah, absolutely. But he's amazing. You know you've got to change the filter in your furnace, right? How's that filter going?

You've got to change the filter in your furnace, right? How's that filter going? You gotta change the batteries in your smoke. I actually just changed those fucking things. They just went off. It was annoying. And he brings up his daughter. His daughter runs the house. I mean, just like her mama. Is the daughter the youngest?

From the word go. He never understood with the boys the relationship I have with my daughter. Yep. But he gets it now. That girl can have anything. Even she knows it. And if daddy don't jump when she says daddy. He's catching hell. So it sounds like you were pretty instrumental in getting him to jump on doing MMA full time. Did you know that at the time?

It all started when I made that comment. It's pouring down the rain. And he says, you do this shit every day? I said, every day. So it was EFD from that point on. I love EFD. that's like the best terminology ever like every day even one of our guys our strength and conditioning coach he was like efd every fucking because he he worked with he's worked with seahawks uh athletes he's worked with

so many different athletes and he's like every fucking day now he runs a um hrv morpheus thing and now like he just bought a helicopter. He goes, I make way more money creating courses for people, how to train, how to recover, than training all the best athletes in the world. But he was like EFT, and that's where the slogan came from was him. It was like every fucking day, and I'm like every fucking day I'm in the gym, pushing weight, pushing my heart rate, training, fighting, grappling. Are you selling courses yet?

No, sir, I'm not. Like, why? Don't call me sir, dude. I don't want to. Dude, I feel like even if it was just like a BJJ fanatics on the transition from MMA to Gi Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, I think Don Roby might, but I'm so focused on YouTube and the MightyCast that that's what my heart is. If I'm going to do anything I want to put my heart into,

I want to be my full self, full attention. And I think if I try to do too many things, one with Slack, I don't want that. Have you interviewed Alan? Real quick, I feel like that's a patch. Don't call me sir, dude. Yeah. Zero. Have you interviewed Alan? Real quick, I feel like that's a patch. Don't call me sir, dude. Daryl?

We're going to have so many clips of fucking... Is it major saluting or hero Brandon or whatever? I'm about to be the 23rd, dude. So veteran of you. What did you think at first about the cage fighting thing when it was like new it was he was excellent you know he the dedication nobody sees behind the scenes this man is so fucking dedicated to his training to his success i mean it's just there nobody see i can't eat that i can't do this i can't do that i got to do this i got Nobody sees. I can't eat that. I can't do this. I can't do that. I got to do this.

I got to do that. I can't eat this. I can't go here. Can't do this. It's just the discipline and the dedication and the effort. He didn't say, tell you that he drives two fucking hours to train each way, dude, each way, you know, traffic that I, when I, when I do gutters there, I charge people an arm and a leg. I don't want to go up there.

And he does it twice a day, every day. And he says it gives me that time to just focus on me and what I'm doing. We've said this multiple times on the podcast. It's like everyone, it's the amount of sacrifice you're willing to do to get where you want to be. Exactly. Because a lot of people, I fucking despise the phrase. It's like, I don't have willing to do to get where you want to be. Because a lot of people I fucking despise the phrase. I don't have time to do that. It's like if you work

a 9-5, a 7-3, you have the fucking time to do anything. If this dude is getting a world championship fight while working a fucking 9-5, shut the fuck up on you don't have time to do something

this is what sacrifice is it is i'm going to make the time to be extraordinary and i'm going to figure out a way to make that possible that is how i'm going to get in the position of life you are and then when your father-in-law like he is you're proud of him. He is a the best human being that I've ever met humble he's a good husband a good great father and Couldn't ask for a better son- He's like, you're such a dumb motherfucker. And then he goes, and then he goes, the greatest men ever known.

Meanwhile, they bicker the whole flight here. That's something we've never done. We've never done. Because he respects me and I respect him. And he has never done anything dishonorable to my daughter, any of the kids, anybody in the family. He would help anybody, anywhere, anytime. If they needed a hand and they reached out, he would pull them out of any mess they were in. And you can't ask for more than that.

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That's code unsub for your $60 free tactical freebie. Just remember to sign up before the end of June to get this awesome box I'll never leave you. I've come to that realization Dude it is so awesome to see everything you guys like have accomplished. You like it, it speaks magnitudes of your, your person when your father-in-law is like, Hey, this dude kicks ass. He's a father. He's, he's a son-in-law, like everything. And he's amazing at it.

So fucking do. He's an honorable human being. And that's, you don't get any better than that. I mean, if he was like one of them mouse yapping over here, I'd have trouble having him over. And for me, like, he's done so much in my life, not just as a father-in-law, but a father figure. For me, for the longest time, like I said, i didn't know my father until i hit 30 years old and so

i've been my wife since 21 so there's been a long time that i've looked up to him for a lot of things and not just you know that but just understanding like how life works and like the guns was a huge thing um firearms and how the warm worked and like how i mean stupidity and like i'll ask him stupid i'm like why is it like that he goes because people are fucking stupid dj i see it as wisdom right because at one point in time the world was a certain way right and he turned out okay he's a good man right like he raised his daughter right and so i feel like our world's trying to get away from that old school is like oh you don't want to you don't want to do the you don't want to mow the fucking lawn go inside get

my butt but whoop your ass long enough to you so you want to mow that lawn right so i feel like i learned a lot from him and i love him for it dearly and he knows that and yeah man it's a good time and you never had Destiny told me many years ago she goes dad you know you never had to spank me and I said I never did she goes that didn't mean that I didn't believe you weren't

gonna yeah because you had that look and the way you talk to me you look me in the eye and you say don't do that again I knew I wasn don't do that again. And I knew I wasn't going to do that again. You don't have to do it, but you've got to make them believe that you're certainly going to do it. Alan, we're going to reshoot tomorrow.

Have you shot a machine gun? Yes. Spent four years in the Marine Corps. Oh my God! Oh my God! I was going to say, Eli. machine gun yes spent four years in the marine guard oh last time i was expecting his answer to be last time i did it was out of anger what was your what was your service weapon m14 yes so in washington it was funny because when, who's in fucking office and you were worried about all the ammo was going to go away.

Who was that? I don't know who it was. I think it was by Obama. Yeah. It was Obama. Every fucking day after he got done working, he'd go, hey, hey man, I'm going to stop by a Walters or I'm going to stop by. I'm going to stop by.

Right after like Sandy Hook. Yeah. The ammo. Yes. Yeah. So when there's going to be like an ammo like shortage, he would stop by right after like Sandy Hook yeah the ammo yes so when there's going to be like an ammo like shortage he would stop by

every day and grab a case of fucking ammo every day he would you want to pick me up I'm like sure pick me up somewhere

I got all this ammo at house I'm like who are we getting ready for you know something I don't know how you doing COVID hit you up

I was just fucking bringing you all the ammo. Let me know if you remember. Oh boy, they're the stream club throwing five months in for the

streamer. I was telling my boss, I said, Alan, why you got all this fucking ammo? He goes, you never know. He goes, there's a

shortage and I don't want to be fucking having to gun somebody down and I ain't got enough ammo you got all this fucking ammo? He goes, you never fucking know. He goes, there was a shortage, and I don't want to be fucking, have to gun somebody down, and I ain't got enough ammo. Do you want some or not? I'm like, grab me a couple, okay? Love you, bye. I'll never forget that. That's fucking hilarious. That was the way it was like after City Hook,

because ammo was available. You just couldn't, like. Buy it. Yeah, if you went to bass pro it's like everything was off the shelves like you just had to like be there early enough and shit like that on this the day they put it out yeah and then oh you can only have two boxes yeah yeah everybody was fucking worried about two boxes i want to kill more than a hundred people and then it came point time where like where, like, I think it was, like, 30-round magazines were.

What's it now? Like, 30 rounds. It's only 10 now, right? In Washington. Yeah, Washington, it was, like, 30. That's wild. It's only 30. Like, I remember right before it happened, like, I got a 45-round magazine.

I had a 30-round magazine. And then now it's, like, you're lucky if you get a fucking 10-round magazine. And so it's just changed completely in Washington State. Where now, like, when I got my suppressor for my AR, I was like, oh, shit, I finally got it. And then now that's why I don't think my suppressor for my CC Scorpion has got there. Because I think the laws have changed in Washington State. And that's why it hasn't got there. For reference, when I had my CCW in Washington State, all you needed was fingerprints.

No tests, no nothing. You would walk in. Man, I live in Iowa. It's constitutional carry. We knew where the f*** we were going. Texas, motherfucker. Iowa's got better gun laws. You're probably right, yeah. Iowa and Indiana both do. I got a f***ing bazooka.

Texas has more room than Iowa. That's fair. Man, I really f*** bazooka. Watch this. Hey, listen here. Texas has more room than Iowa. That's fair. Man, I really fucking like Iowa. We've got less people to hit on accident, damn it. Well, I know. I've been to Iowa, but... We got like 17 people and some cows. It's awesome.

And three of them speak English. That's right. The cows. It's awesome. And three of them speak English. That's right. The cows. I'm glad you brought Alan, dude. This is some of the best people in the world. God damn it, dude. I went to a fight up in Montreal with him, and this one really

blew me away. There's a lot of French-speaking people up there. Canadians? Yeah. Don't say the C word, dude. You go into the washroom up there in Montreal, and evidently that must be the chat room because every time I went in there, somebody else would come in and they want to chat. I'm not in there for that. I came in here with a purpose.

What branch of the military were you in? Marine Corps. That adds up. I'm in here to piss with a purpose. He stands at parade rest when he pisses. I have a real good buddy that's retired Navy, right? Super guy. We banter back and forth like you could.

I mean, like if you've been in the military, you banter. Oh, yeah. And so I was at a Friends of the NRA banquet over in Idaho, and I'm going to show you this picture because this is a Navy urinal. You're basically looking at his fucking eye and it's in her face. You have to send me that because I have to put that on the podcast. That has to pop up on the podcast.

He was Navy. What years were you in? 75. Fuck you. Oh, thank you so much. What's your name again? I forget. I'm sorry.

Destiny come down to a fight because I was going with DJ to a lot of fights because she had the babies. Yeah. So she comes to a fight with me and all the UFC officials, you know, they know me. Hi, Alan. How you doing? Hey, how you doing, you doing Alan he goes how do you know these people dad I said I pee a lot when I would fight I would I would be in the back and I'd say hey this is my problem I'll take care of him and so he'll sit right in the front row right and then he was like I gotta go pee so they were like hey someone will come and grab him walk him in the back and you have all like you know people who work in the house hey you okay you can't get your ad so my wife's been gone for like maybe two not

not two years but she's been missing a lot of fights and so when she comes back she's walking in he goes what's up pop hey what's up reed hey data how you doing baby this is like how the fuck do you know all these people honey and daddy goes oh I pee a lot talk to them hang out with them

all the time she goes that's not how it's supposed to be you're supposed to come here watch them fight and take your ass home not make friends with all these people

but it's a good time I fucking love this we're in Tokyo and we're on the shopping chaperone and she gets a bag for training camp because she has to do everything with the kids

and it's a big hard job. So we're at Louis Vuitton and I'm afraid to sit down. Destiny couldn't decide between this green bag and was that pink bag or something and she goes

dad what do you think and she's mulling I said hell just get both of them she goes I'm going to call DJ and ask him which one I should get

and I said just get both of them shit he ain't I'm going to call DJ and ask him which one I should get. And I said, just get both of them. Shitty English saying, no, he's got to fight in four hours. I don't ever get that. What do you think, baby? This is a Japanese exclusive. That was the clincher. This is a Japanese exclusive. This is a Japanese exclusive.

I love you. See you soon. Bye. My mind's in some place. Worked out perfect. I'm about to Bye. My mind's in some place. Yeah, it worked out perfect. I'm about to have to beat a man to the death in like four hours. Get what makes you happy. That's right. Oh shit, you know what we didn't do? What? We didn't give him a super power.

We can do it. I hate the quail eggs. Do you know about the offenders? I do it. I hate the quail eggs. Do you know about the offenders? I do not. We have a dollar general store offshoot of the Marvel Universe and we all have superpowers. But the downside is our superpowers have an offset.

So you get to pick your superpower. We get to pick the offset. Cody, what's your superpower? As long as DJ is wondering. So I can fly. But I have to shout racial slurs. While he does it. So, and...

That's fine. I like you. This is... Cody! It's really, really hard when I go to a low-income house. Cody just brings a ladder. He's like... He's your crime cuck. Yeah, so I can travel at low-income house. Tony just brings the ladder. He's like, He's your crime cuck.

Yeah, so I can travel at the speed of light. But then I can't do anything for five minutes, so I'm just like, I'm so sorry, ma'am. He just has to watch. That's not bad. Oh, so you get there. That's not bad. I'm like, ha! Phase through everything.

Man, just hold on for this terrible assault that's going on. I chose Professor Xavier's powers. So telekinesis? Well, it like minored the whole nine yards, but it's only for like the eight seconds after I nut,

so I'm post-nut clarity man. Ha! Clarity man. So what do you want your superpower to be brandon commits he's a veteran man can i be uh daywalker half half a vampire half human like blade yeah yeah so what's my what's my offset wait hold on i got it No, no, no, no. I got it. I got it.

I got it. You want to be half vampire, half man? Yeah. You don't crave blood. You crave cum. Oh! No! Get out of here.

Get out of here. Nope. Please. You just fiended on me. You have all the powers. Dude, our subreddit is going to be Please. You just fiended on me. You have it all about you. Dude, our subreddit is going to be great. It's going to be your face over Wesley's sides. Pull it out of pocket.

Just like that. Well, good thing Blade didn't get it. You're beating a bad guy. You're like, I can't wait to fucking fuck you up. I love how your entire superhero offset is you're just Edward Cullen. Who's that? The funniest part about this is Alan definitely has Whistler vibes. Oh, Jesus Christ, he does.

He does. He's white. He's all color. He gets to watch you. Stop it. Stop. You're married. I hate you s*** What the hell? What? What? What? I got that! I was like stop it! Stop!

You're married! That's a horrible power. Welcome to the offenders. Welcome to unsubscribed. That was such a good one! You know what he's... Brave s***. That was what I was like.

I was like... The OG... She does pray blood. That's what I said. It's like the OG vamp. I want to suck your s***. I want to suck your s***. I want to suck your s***.

I want to suck your s***. I want to suck your s***. I want to suck your s***. I want to suck your s***. I was like. I was like, she does pray blood. It's like the OG vamp, Ivan, who's talking. Alan's over there like, you gotta do it, boy. It's how you stay alive. He's about to die. He's steaming out the floor and you're like... I was like, I can fucking run, I can jump. I can. A hundred percent. Yeah, I know I can. I'm a fucking fucking agent. After I start feeding for some fucking pounds.

Jesus. Jesus. Tomorrow morning, like, we go to range day. He's just like, dude, I got a headache. Somebody's like, there you go. We'll fix that for you. The scariest part of all of this is, like, we're his friends. What happens when we're out in the desert shooting guns

and he gets the craving? Demetrius, no! I can't stop him! I can't stop him! He's so good at presenting, he needs to stop. No! Why is he doing multiple guys? Bringing a whole new meaning to submission.

This is a setup. That's submission. This was a setup. That's what this was. Fucking setup. Holy shit, that's peak right there. Oh, my God. This is going to be on the internet for a long time. I'm mad. That can't be the after show. That has to be in the main part.

We're going to definitely put that in the main show. That's fucking peak comedy right there. Cody, are you ready to close this out? You want to do it? Let's do this. First off, Alan Demetrius, thank you so goddamn much for coming. Seriously, thank you, man. You are an amazing fucking guest.

We couldn't have asked for a better guest. I can't wait to watch you fight Brandon I'm so excited he's got great hair Brandon's 1-0 he's a champ in boxing hey with friends like these man I fucking tell you

Cody close us out guys thank you so much for joining the unsubscribed podcast I'm joined by Eli Double Tap Mr. Fat Electrician Demetrius Johnson, Brandon Herrera and Alan Thank you so fucking much

Make sure you stay for the after show We're going to do like 10 minutes with the boys And then we love you Kisses We'll be right back. When you see my face You know I