Unsubscribe Podcast - 169 - Tiny Guns 3 & The War On The VFW ft. Garand Thumb & Micah Mayfield | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 169

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! Welcome to the chaotic Tiny Guns 3 episode! The boys sit down after a long day of filming with their fellow Tiny Guns 3 actors Garand Thumb & Micah Mayfield. Oh and Zach's here too to sh*t on the VFW. Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ JOIN THE PATREON! (no aftershow this week) https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast FREE TO USE MEDIA: (please tag/credit us when you post!) https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uppmQHMGf8uI2OuOatp932e3S2VGy0PE ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! GHOSTBED Right now GhostBed is offering 50% off everything if you use the code UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout or go to https://www.GhostBed.com/Unsubscribe PURIDY DEBT Get a free debt analysis right now at https://PDSDebt.com/unsub MANSCAPED Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code UNSUB at https://manscaped.com ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE BOYS! Garand Thumb: https://www.youtube.com/@GarandThumb https://www.instagram.com/garand_thumb https://x.com/garandthumb1 Micah: https://www.youtube.com/@micahmayfield https://www.instagram.com/micahmayfield https://x.com/mayfield_micah Zach: https://www.youtube.com/@VeteranWithASign https://www.instagram.com/veteranwithasign BUY US A DRINK! https://paypal.me/UnsubscribePodcast UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast CHECK OUT: https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast #military history Chapters: 0:00 Welcome To Unsub! 2:03 Nic’s Ankle 2:53 Mike Hates Gophers 5:18 TINY GUNS 9:59 Mike Is Autistic? 12:00 The Halo & Fallout Shows 17:04 AD 18:17 Twitter/X & Moany Tony 19:51 Mike Loves What? 25:00 Micah’s Car Story 29:33 Poop Stories 33:20 Chuck Liddell 41:48 AD 43:02 Bullying Cody 44:19 Cody’s Locket 46:11 Mike’s Neighbor 49:10 Tiny Guns Filming 52:24 Mike’s Content 53:59 AD 55:04 Mike’s Content & Pew Pews 1:02:44 VFW War 1:25:08 Charlie’s Stolen Valor 1:28:56 Reddit & Getting Cancelled 1:30:32 Brandon Herrera - Veteran 1:36:00 Chaos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Is it? I don't know. I thought you were going to say $0. 20% off your goat gun. Oh, yeah. Is it? I don't know. I don't know. I thought you were going to say 20% off your goat gun. I was like, wait, there's a code for that, Brandon? Hey, everyone, on the count of three. Wait, I have no nails. I bite my nails. Someone's got to start it for me. You are such a p***.

I look at that nub. What the f***, dude? You bite the shit out of it, dude. Does he have you running those kind of hours? I did. Yeah. There we go. Hey! the shit out of it, dude. Does he have you running those kind of hours? Yeah. There we go. Hey!

Okay, three, two, one. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribed Podcast. I am joined today by Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Garan Thum, Micah Mayfield, and the Fat Electrician. And our boy. Donut. Bro-nut pickle taters I'm here too I was hoping you forgot

fat electrician can we name again can we talk shut the electron man can we talk about we can't walk right now yeah I was gonna say I thought we were

only people with functional ankles were perfect yeah this is coming alright let's hear it that's all you got you're the one raise your hand if you can fucking walk

you guys can fucking walk at the same time? What happened? What happened? He rolled his ankle today. Well, I shot Micah in the face. Through the scalp. Through the scalp. And then I got blown up and twisted my ankle after I died.

By blown up and twisted your ankle, do you mean you dove and you have no ability? So you twisted your ankle? No, I mean the ground broke from beneath me Whole ass starship troopers. You fall into like a cave. Now we get to film my pepper box special where I go out there and hunt fucking gophers at demolition ranks. I was literally just going to say this is why we shoot them in Idaho. Like you're allowed to just get rid of them. Remember when I shot that one, Mike was like, I must have missed. Yeah, you were like, I'm like, Bro, you, you and Admin

assassinating that one in the rocks was the most metal thing I've ever seen in my life. That was very violent. First of all, he was already dead, but Aaron just like barrel stuffed this crevasse, it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and the gun comes out just covered in guts and we're like aaron i just like you watching a gopher die and you were like someone's like

put it out of its misery no let it bleed it was straight up just boom boom boom and he was like shouting just as he was going i'm like bro you need to go to therapy pretty uh like humane when you think about it but you know know what we never told him about? What? Do you remember that angry hawk that was just pissed at us all day? Oh, yeah. The one you're friends with now? Because we fed it the gopher.

Ever since the gopher, or what is it? A rock chuck. It's called a rock chuck. I feed it rock chucks after I kill it. Ever since we started feeding it, it loves us. Okay, you have a hawk friend. An angry hawk. And an owl.

Two owls. And they're friendly? They have sex with each other. The, you have a hawk friend. An angry hawk. And an owl. Two owls. And they're friendly? They have sex with each other. The owl is like the watchful protector. What the owl fucks the hawk? No, no, no. The two owls are a mated pair. They're both boys, is the problem. No, we actually don't have

homosexuals here. That's what I hear. Oh, man. Is that not okay? No, no, no. Is that okay? I just like the first time you were on the podcast, it's like, what kind of podcast? And now you're like, okay, I know

what kind of podcast. Yeah, it's nothing good. It was kind of funny because it seemed like you were leveling up when I was in Idaho. It seemed like you were leveling up your RPG character where you were just like, oh, yeah, I want to befriend the hawk. Feed it gophers. It's like in Skyrim. It's like leveling up hawk abilities.

I saw it happen real time. It doesn't yell at us anymore. No, it actually just watches us. It's like a watchful protector for us now. It does, yeah. It's the gayest thing you've ever seen. It's a dark knight clone. Oh, okay.

Look, it's a watchful protection quote. Somebody help me open my white cloth. What is gay? God, we're going hard, huh? We're all exhausted. We were filming today. Everyone on set. Cody almost died like five hours in.

Yeah, that was rough, dude. Almost had a heat stroke out there. You know what? It fucking turns out that Nazi uniforms are much more heavier than the U.S. uniforms. Have you ever been accused of being a Nazi? Raise your hand at the table. Who's denied it? There's a lot less people.

Why does it get nice? who's denied it there's a lot less raise your hand raise your hand if you've been accused the fat electrician right now like oh god bro I make anti-communist stuff of course I'm accused bro I'm like watching like in my mind I'm watching my consultant see this episode and just sweating so at this point it's just fun oh speaking of your consultant oh can we talk about tony gonzalez setting he's in contention for the record oh yeah tony gonzalez is in third right

so by the time this episode comes out this is either going to be really funny or really not but yeah tony gonzalez is in third place for the most community notes on Twitter out of any American politician. He's only being outdone by Biden and Marjorie Taylor Greene. He is currently the 132nd most community noted on all of the internet. Who's doing that? I don't know. No one. No one knows i would never is uh the community the community the community is is there a community of community noters like who

is the community no it's elon musk himself is saying that you are a fucking liar i've seen elon musk i think somebody no i think uh dude uh aaron aaron got a reply from Elon the eye of Sauron yeah turn he's watching he's the what is it watchful eye

watchful protector once gay or literal gayness are saying have you seen have you seen the picture of Elon he's getting quite large and it's like

my racket my doom my doom Have you seen the picture of Elon? He's getting quite large and it's like, my racket. My dude. My dude. Back to Cody. So you almost passed out today. Yes. Yeah, as soon as I put the Nazi uniform on, I was like, how did they not win the Battle of the Bulge? They couldn't have been cold. Because it was cold.

They couldn't have been cold. They were hot yeah yeah dude imagine north africa though those fights no they had tropical uniforms did they i should know too much about this i'm like you know you you retain autistic amounts of information about any war ever fair so my great uncle was actually captured at El Alamein from, yeah, he fought under Rommel in North Africa. Really? On the Desert Fox. The Desert Fox himself.

Very cool. What is that? It's the same thing as like, you know, Rommel, I read your damn book. Whatever that was, Patton. What? Yeah, the movie Patton. You haven't seen Patton? What?

That's a generational gap right there. Well, I'm his generation, so that's kind of upsetting. I've seen everything but Patton. I think there's only two people at this table that have watched Patton. I've never watched it. They've never watched it. So just you two have watched Patton. So now you're the minorities.

Yeah. It's the first time I've ever been a minority. Not for me. Give me the gun. Give me the gun right now. The minority's here. What is it? Oh, no. I'm just I've ever been a minority not for me the gun right now Huh oh yeah, oh the safety zone Keep that there OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Is that a movie? Wait, what? Is that a movie or a game? Both. Wait, are you being serious?

I have not, no. I've played Deer Hunter. Wait, wait, no, you are being serious. No, I've played Deer Hunter. I have not seen. No, we're talking about the movie. Never seen Deer Hunter. I've never seen Deer Hunter.

I don't even know what. Dude, this silence. I'm with you guys. I've never seen Deer Hunter. I know what it is, just from Jarhead. Because you remember in Jarhead where he's like, my wife sent me Deer Hunter.

Oh yeah, and then it's the dude coming in the cookies. That's a pretty memorable scene. But I have never seen Deer Hunter. God, you do remember an autistic level amount of stuff. That's not abnormal to the room. No, no, no.

He remembers shapes and patterns. He repeats. I'm telling you. We're there. He's lining up buttons. Full fledged. Yeah. No, I'm not.

It's not good. He's like, dude, this is a normal amount of things to remember. You know what's crazy? I hate that line made me mad. I was like, bring this off. I'm wearing the right shirt for it. Mike, you are on an organization in your garage right now.

Things are lined up perfectly. Everything. You're showing heavy signs. Thank you guys for helping us raise $110,000 for autism. My decline was rapid. I don't know what else to say. Is there any scientific studies relating trend to autism? $1,000 for autism. I mean my my decline was rapid

Scientific studies relating trend to autism Started it's a weird program autistic kids you remember what he said to me uh because ash got pregnant when i was like mid-trend cycle he's like you know what happens if you have a kid when you're on trend i'm like what he's like you have a girl sure enough i had a girl so i don't know if there's a correlation case study one no there is is that real higher testosterone levels should i get on trend to having girls isn't isn't test trend is an anabolic steroid yeah synthetic which raises what well it doesn't raise your test you actually need to stabilize your test it turns off an anabolic steroid. Synthetic. Which raises what? Well, it doesn't raise your test. You actually need to stabilize your test. It turns off the test. So your normal testosterone production goes to zero and then you have a synthetic testosterone.

So when you take anabolic steroids, it's different from taking testosterone. Those are actually different as far as how they're working. So like an anabolic steroid is increasing nitrogen retention and things of that nature. And it's actually depressing your natural testosterone level, which is why you need to supplement with testosterone. The only topic I was hoping we'd never talk about

was steroids and military. 11 minutes. Approximately 11 minutes. We're very good. So drugs. What do you want to talk about? Anime? No, please. My boy will talk about Halo.

What do you think about the show? He I love Halo. I'm just angry for that level. What do you think about the show? He loves the show. I hate the show. Yeah. Everybody fucking hates the show. Master Chief always takes off his helmet. Well, I don't care.

I honestly don't care that he took off his helmet. They can do... Oh, L-take. L-take. No, I don't care. L-take. L-take. I don't care that he took off his helmet, but the first battle scene was fucking retarded.

Which part? It was just him sailing through the air, firing... it was a jumping one it just yeah I let it turn off like this is retarded like it's the right is fucking trashed fallout was a banger the chick is hot somehow did they make those huge notes are weird eyeballs no I love it dude somehow Amazon Prime fucking dabbed on themselves. What? You don't like the way she looks?

Not my thing. You just got big eye thing? I think she's attractive, but they're huge. It makes me think that one animated weird one. No, I'm like an ass guy. Do you like it? No, not really. Yeah, see?

He's got an eyeball thing. That's an eyeball ass thing? No, I like that. She's hot as fuck. What's his name? Walter Goggins Walton Goggins Walter Goggins he's oh fuck dude he saved yeah he saved that fucking show you think I think the show did really good especially coming from like it is the idea of somebody that thinks the world's a great place and then you're just tossed in that world which was great but I think he was an addition I don't think he saved the show because I think the girls awesome. I think she actually played her well a giant because it was supposed to be kind of retarded and

oblivious women women I'm gonna die at Fox Ames all the food went in the trash damn I'm like no but it is funny because like you're used to the Star Wars

the modern Star Wars like Mary Sue like women are good at everything she was a good one where it's like empowered women you start out as like

just a normal average everyday person like she has to get hardened by what she experiences like that just wanted to get creeped by dude

I'm so over What? Can't wait for the real thing I've been in a vault for 200 years Everybody's cousins that fucking the brotherhood of nights guy. He was a fucking brotherhood of steel Wow, how do you play shame? The Brotherhood of Knights guy, he was a fucking retard. Brotherhood of Knights? Brotherhood of Steel. Oh, shit. Wow. Did you play Fallout?

Shame. No, it's one of my favorite games. Wait, wait, wait. This is round two of Cody getting shit on. He's like, please, not today. Not today. Shame. He was a knight in the Brotherhood of Steel.

Aren't you known for being a nerd? Isn't that your thing? No, he's a skater punk. I don't know what you're talking about. It's funny because I know that you're talking about it's funny because I know that you're a fucking you're a die hard

like fallout new vegas guy yeah I'm tired today after wearing a nazi uniform so I'm not thinking straight I hear you brother Cody says the best guy

hey New Vegas was the best fallout New Vegas thank you yes by far New Vegas done yeah it was the best I love 1 and 2 Thank you. Yes, by far. New Vegas, done.

Yeah, it was the best. I love 1 and 2 also, but I'm old. Who? Oh, you're being a hipster. No, I played it when it came out. Really? I was born in 81. He was there 10,000 years ago.

No, no, no, he's talking about Fallout 1 and 2. I know, they're great. Yes, I played them when they came out, Mike. Oh, while crazy. Yeah. Oh, great. We finally made a game that was better than Pong. What was this fucking game?

Wasn't Fallout 1 a fucking ping pong machine? No. No, it was a turn-based strategy game. Thank you. I'm going to play it. It's good. I'm going to play it. You have to take out the grain of salt because it was made around the X-Pod days.

Didn't they make a new version of it called Wasteland of Kanashi or whatever that's called? Yeah, the original developers. Didn't they make a new version of it called Wasteland of Kanashi or whatever that's called? Yeah, the original developers. Didn't they? I believe so. It's good. Don't judge it. You have to play it. Get past the old-ass graphics,

isometric view. It's a fucking quality thing. It's not the best. Just get past everything that makes a fun game. What's your favorite Fallout? Three? Thank you. I'm glad I'm not alone.

It's three for me, man. Oh, the game that ends the same way no matter how you play it? Three and four. Cool. Cool, yeah, just like'm not alone. It's three for me, man. Oh, the game that ends the same way no matter how you play it? Three and four. Cool. Cool. Yeah, just like life. Okay.

I get that. Get it. It's a metaphor, asshole. I can't say four was better than New Vegas. Four sucked. No, four did not suck. Four was the worst of the newer ones. Because Bethesda never increased anything.

They're like, this method works. We're going to do this for the next 20 years and never change a thing. And then we're going to release this space gun. I know, I can do it. I can do a completely different voice. I'm going to do that again while I give my...

It wasn't as bad as me endorsing you with a Nazi fog behind you. I still haven't seen it, but yeahing you with a Nazi flag behind you. I still haven't seen it, but yeah, thank you for that. Do you know the lead developer of New Vegas probably blocked us all on Twitter? Why? Why us? He blocked you on Twitter. I'm blocked on Twitter by him. I have no idea.

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Ratioing everybody is awesome. Yes. Ratioing everyone. There's only a couple reasons I log into Twitter. One, to check out what you're doing. And two, to help Charlie ratio Moany Tony. Oh my god. Making sure Tony Gonzalez can never

log into Twitter again and feel good about himself has been one of the privileges of my life. The mental picture of him wiping his asshole on a speaker phone, he's like, it's like actually burned into my brain. Tony, Tony's the one. I would be mad if that was my nickname.

I've never heard that till now. Really? No. We started a whole campaign about allegations where Tony Gonzalez moans when he wipes his ass. I've seen that. I didn't know you were moaning. Hashtag Moany Tony. Twitter's the only thing I log in.

I just see my friends bullying people. I'm like, I have enough Twitter for today. His new one is Salsa Boy. Salsa salsa boy is hilarious salsa boy was the intro to a gay porno like for sure it almost seemed like it was going that way that ad was great it might still i mean i i he's never had an actual job in his entire life that wasn't just from the government so like he might need one private sector you know thing after this yeah what could he do what life skills does he have uh salsa boy and a gay porno i love the intros of gay pornos like they are my favorite you you were showing us did i accidentally lead into something real no No, he doesn't. I do. It was something we used to show.

This is not. We used to show. I like brains like. That was like virgin ears. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? It was like the new guys would come in and be like, you have to watch this. And we'd like put it down and be like, you guys all got to blow your load on your DI's hat. Oh, never mind.

I did hear. Literally, I started working for Mike way back. He's like, I need you to watch something. And I'm like, okay. He, never mind. I did hear it. No, literally, I started working for Mike way back. He's like, I need you to watch something. And I'm like, okay. He's like, everybody in our unit, you know,

whatever it was. Is that how I talk? Well, this is me when you're talking about the military. Was it before the DECA? Whenever you talk about the military, I put on that voice.

Okay, got it, yeah. He's like, yeah, so like the unit. Anyway. I did not say the unit, to be clear. Oh, yeah, you're right. The unit so like the unit anyway i did not say the unit to be clear oh yeah you're right the unit implies like my unit or my whatever it was um and he's like so i need you to watch this i need to see your reaction and it was like hey you guys all jerking off in your beds and it's

just a bunch of dudes under the cover and i'm like okay that's it I need everyone in the showers Like your DI's hat. And I'm like, why am I watching this? We're on our way to the range to film. And I'm like, this is what you need to be watching before we film. Bro, you don't have fucking hype up music? No, this is what we do. I picture you before heavy bench, you're like, 16 loads. That being said, now it's my favorite time to pass it on to other people it is still one of my favorite things in the world when we went to fucking Salt Lake that one time we were with Zydex there's there's two this one in particular was the one where we were going to that one fucking place we're driving in the road

down the road not not that we were scooters? No, not that one. That was the other one. We were in the van for this one. I know what you're talking about. We were in the van, and Ram Ranch comes on, and you just start singing the lyrics, if you could call them that,

to Ram Ranch. Front to back. Front to back, with fucking enthusiasm. 18 naked cowboys ready to get fucked. were just like you are on it you are fucking on their knees ready to be fucked yeah we know i need it a little bit more yeah we were all a little lit at that point and he starts screaming it we just turn around and look at it we're like holy shit you know every word to this don't he is sitting in the back of the van fucking eyes closed just like screaming it to the ether

just before or after he said that Joseph Smith was a football prophet way before I feel like you were trying to avoid saying that scenario we've told this story you guys were terrified

oh yeah cause you're in the middle of fucking Mormon do you know why Mormons own Salt Lake? They kill people, dude. Literally. Well, it was... For any Mormon who owns Salt Lake, it was a joke.

It didn't feel like a joke. It was high during this. Oh, bro, you were literally on fucking the outer rings of Saturn. I know. Do we want to do a ten minute break to eat? I can bring the food here, eat real quick, or what do you guys want to do? It's up to you guys, I don't care.

I can keep going or whatever you guys want. I don't care. Mike is like, okay. I can eat. And then everyone shut him down. He's like, oh, okay. That's fine, too. Your girlfriend's telling you to eat. You know, in hindsight, it probably wasn't very wise to shout Joseph Smith as a false prophet.

No, no, no. That's a copier box. No, but how much did you tip the DJ to play the side of the car chant? Way too much. It was like 500 bucks. It was like 500 bucks. I should have just given him like 50, but. You'd probably soaked.

You get talked at way low. Way lower. I know, I know. like 50 but you'd probably soaked you get talked that way low way lower i know i know it only costs you 500 to docs administrator results to be fair was way more than it cost some random communist to do it so bro we were actually just talking about this we've never never mind never mind never mind but as a car stolen yeah I have it's all right weird oh wait my wife's car no we're at Tacoma well yeah that's yeah checks to clear, she didn't leave the keys. In the car. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that does happen. No. For the insurance company. I never had a car stolen, but I did have a car shit in. That's a good story. Actually, tell that story. That's a good one.

Are we still rolling? Is this? Yeah, go for it. Yeah, dude. Yeah. So I'm not above admitting I was the ricer kid in high school. I had the Honda with a fake carbon fiber hood. I even drilled holes in my exhaust.

I was, I didn't have money to buy an exhaust or any of that kind of stuff. I went to AutoZone and went down the Mexi aisle and slapped every like, you know, You were in Mexi's aisle? Yeah. That's just the stick-on aisle in AutoZone. So anyway, I would... I was driving it like an asshole. I must have cut somebody off.

What I did at the time was I stocked all the pizzas for Schwan's. I would go into... I'm sorry, that was such a fucking funny mental image. I would go into the freezers in the back of stores. I would grab the Red Baron Tony's's, Fraschetta pizzas, I would make sure they're all lined up right on the shelves, stock them with what was low, and then go to the next store. I went into this Fred Meyer's,

somewhere in Parkland, Washington, and I come out, and my e-brake is covered in human feces. So they sat on it. They went into my car. Wait, what? You just said that. So they went into my car.

So long story short, he used to drive for Schwann's. I went into my car. I said the same thing. Yeah. And shitteth upon my center console that included my e-brake and they got lucky

because they had a soft serve that day and it happened to go in the cracks of the button of the e-brake and like it was so bad and smelly and there was a literal handwritten note attached to the shit

that just said, piece of, implying the shit was me. Piece of shit. So it was one of the handbrakes that lifts up. Lifts up and then you push the button. They would have had to straddle the passenger and driver. That's the IDQ.

The craziest part is I'm trying my best to think about what I did to anyone on the road. I wasn't driving crazy. It must have just been how riced out the car was, or maybe I accidentally messed someone up, but there was poop.

I hope whoever did it is an unsub fan. I'm trying to... Are they raising their hand? You're the guy! You cut me off! This was actually, I lived in Puyallup, Washington at the time, but it happened in Parkland, Washington. I'm trying to think of something that somebody could...

No, Parkland is... Wait. Oh, no, Parkland is the opposite side. Never mind. Oh, Parkland is where our stolen car was hidden. Never mind. Oh, it's hard to get a nice. It's where our stolen car was hidden. Never mind. Opposite side. Yeah, so anyway, I haven't lived that down.

My mom, my dad, and my sister, they still bring it up. Because I was supposed to go back home and hang out with my buddies. My buddies were all at my house eating breakfast with my parents. And I'm like way late because I had to go into Fred Meyers. How did you do that? Dude, I was This old poopy name, don't make me so mad. We sold that car two months later.

You couldn't get the smell out, right? Well, I could eventually poop turns dry enough to not smell. It was still in there, but it didn't smell. Somebody has your shit car now. Someone else had it what did you do

I would be so defeated just walk it open that door you sit down you're like keys did you grab it first did you look I would have not looked I would have been on my hand

what's that I opened the door and it it was a whop. Just, what the? Like, something died. And then it was immediate. Like, there it is. I'm trying to think of something that somebody could do to me to bring me to the point where I would do that. I got the worst one.

No, I'm just trying to. No, but literally what Brandon's saying, you have a dude driving through a parking lot, he's like, fuck that dude. He just opened the door. I love that. It has to be for the love of the sport. He's a serial shitter.

Serial shitter. He leaves a note. He has printed pasties for the piece of... To whom it may concern. Okay, there's only one worst thing that I can think of, and it happened when I was a survival guy. So you'd go out

and you'd teach, and there'd be one guy behind at the tent who'd take care of everything for everybody, make sure all the bags, all the students were going to the right places. So we'd like, when the season would start, because it was either winter camp or summer camp, so during winter camp you just dig a hole for the shitter, right, and build so we we'd like when the season would start because we do is either winter camp or summer camp so during winter camp you just dig a hole for the shitter right and build a tent over it and then you build like a kind of like an elaborate wooden seat just you gotta you gotta

make something cool right because it's cold but um so we came home for the night and uh it was like the highest ranking guy went out there to take a shit. Uh-oh. They didn't break. No, no. It's so much worse than you could ever imagine. So he goes out, and we're all getting ready for dinner and stuff. We hear him go, God damn it. And he comes in, he opens the door, he goes, who was it? Who? And we're like, what?

And then he's like, I went there, I pulled out my pants, and as I sat down, you have that front support right there. it was penis fell and hit the wood But whoever had gone there first had came on that Just tell me if you have something I don't care who it is just who was it and like nobody like like we were just like stunned and he was like who the fuck was we're pretty sure it was this one dude he's like he's like sweating no because he was on the tent the entire day we're like that's the guy who has time to jack off and that's still the grossest thing i can think of to this day that's pretty bad there's this uh that think of to this day. That's pretty bad.

That would be so mad. There was this construction company I worked for at one point. Oh, this episode. This new guy went in the port of sugar and came back out, and he smelled like shit for the rest. He went in? No, just went in, took a shit, came back out, and then proceeded to smell like shit for the rest of the day and we're like like okay maybe he farted and followed him for a second we'll give it no why why do you why do you smell like oh i think we're getting to that the porta potty was out of toilet paper no and maybe i was like you missing a sock like what

you got both sleeves on you better fucking be missing a sock. He did? No. No. He took his pants off in the porta potty, turned his pants inside out, wiped his ass with the leg of his pants, put them back on, and went to work. Does he have women in his basement? What the fuck is he doing? I can think of 15 ways to solve that problem. Better than that. Better than that.

That's why you're here oh my god just imagine that's your thought process you're like I'm a fucking genius you take your pants off you flip them inside out ah problem solved

I'm thinking of like the Zach Galifianakis meme from the hangover like equations going on after he shits his pants Zach Galifianakis meme from The Hangover with equations going on. It's like, it's like, Bob, you must take a choice. Do you use a sock or do you wipe your fucking pants on it? That is insane. It must have been a wet loan too, like a multi-wiper.

I don't want to know. How did we get on the poopo top Where the fuck did we go What did we cover Politics, Fallout, Tren Poop Yeah cause Mike got mad Don't forget cum Yeah

Mormons Where do we go from there We call it the trinity this is nowhere good to go after this is not going well this is 33 minutes in i'm like guys and that's a wrap that's a wrap we've achieved world peace the best the best part about like you doing that the in Salt Lake was Chuck Liddell beside us. Just doing his Chuck Liddell thing. The Joseph Smith is a false prophet kind of thing.

Yeah. Chuck's just like, eh. Just chilling with us. There is nothing like having the fucking confidence of getting in a bar fight knowing Chuck Liddell is on your side. I just remember him coming up to me when we were in the club and he's like, Michael, you okay? I'm like, yes sir.

He's like, go, go, go. He's like, walked off. There's nothing like Chuck checking in on all of the boys. He checks in on everybody. Getting progressively sweatier. Remember when we did that one shoot shoot we all had to stay in the cabins fuck you yes dude you'll fuck I was alone in the cabinet Chuck I'm gonna get out of frame for this part I didn't know at all at this point like we're getting ready for bed so he comes out

like this like skippy underwear he's like like all right Yeah, I'll fuck you Same bar the only words Chuck Liddell spoke to me was You're cute. I'm cuffed jeans And then I look around and Chuck starts cuffing everyone else's... Holy shit, was that why he cuffed my jeans? That's why he cuffed your jeans! I look around, like, wait a minute. I have a specific memory that night of Chuck Liddell cuffing my goddamn jeans.

It was because I gave him the story about Japanese selvedge denim, and he's like, I'm James, you're cute. And I look around, like, wait, every male in this bar has cuffed jeans tonight. And it was just Chuck. They were like, I'm going to cuff your jeans. What's funny about that, he's also like a really sweet guy. Because I had my, I probably signed to one of the race days. And he's like, I love kids.

And just like took care of my kid the entire day. He's like super cool. Yeah, dude. He's like the coolest guy. He's actually the nicest guy he texts me all the time and he's like hey how are your kids yeah they're great but he's the biggest troll ever when you go out with him well because i remember that night when we were in michigan we were all just like you know chuck liddell decided that he wanted to fucking have

his way with us there's nothing we can do about it. He's Chuck fucking Liddell. What are you going to do? See room. There's nothing he can knock you out. We all just decided like, what would that sound like? Wake up with a whole dog breathing in your ear.

And it was just, it was intimidating. And just any time, and then he came into our cabin, we were hanging out because Chuck's like genuinely a fucking great guy. He's a great fucking dude. We were hanging out. Because Chuck's like genuinely a fucking great guy. He's a great fucking dude. We were just like listening to him breathe, thinking like, oh, God.

He does breathe loud. Oh, no. I tried to boop Chuck Liddell last time I saw him. You very much. You booped him? What does that mean? I tried to. You tried.

You know, the old fucking like, oh, you get shit on your shirt and they look and you... Yeah, they go. That, bro, Chuck Liddell looked me dead ass in the eyes and went, I do that to people. And then he fucking goes, watch this shit and goes and fucking does it to some random dude. It was hilarious. Can you imagine all the star power you have? And you can't tell that story because you're a liar. I can't imagine being more terrified.

Chuck Vidal booping. Remember when he punched fucking Jones. I'm booping here. Just like... Remember when he punched fucking... What? No, he punched fucking... Jones, why am I... Oh, Houston. Yeah, yeah. Because Houston was like,

just like punched me for this video. You remember that? Oh, yeah. And he was like, you know, you want me to punch you? He's like, yeah, just like punch me. It's Houston. He was like, Houston, they get paid.

And he's like... Was that a liver punch? It was like just right in the... It was right in the diaphragm. Just knocked the wind out of him. And then we tased him and he fell over and got a concussion. That was the one I was like,

I got you. He won't fall back. That was the taser one. Where Chuck Liddell fucking tased him. He fell over. Oh my god. I've seen that video because I remember reading comments like why am I catching him

like why was that all me well because you were like nobody falls back yeah I think you say that right before you call us motherfucking doctor bro if you guys haven't seen that yet it's me and fucking Mike and brandon in the middle

and we were tasing houston jones and chuck tases him we're like yeah he's gonna fall forward into the leaf that like? Like the leaf pile does something? No, it was a big leaf pile. Yeah. You don't understand, it was a big leaf pile. We're all standing around and Chuck Liddell tases Houston Jones and he just stiffens up and falls backwards.

Right on the barbs. Right on the fucking barbs. But there was like a million people standing around just doing nothing. Why was it on me? Because I think you said he won't fall back. I didn't say that. He won't fall back. I was just like, all right, Mike, do your thing.

Everyone gave you. Okay, he knows what he's talking about. You're the survival expert. What does that have to do with a taser? That pile of leaves will save him. I'll just fall Chuck like, I was just standing there like, just not moving. Just holding it? Yeah. And then you're like, I'm like, Chuck, turn it off. He's like,

Oh. Cause it's one of the civilian ones so it just keeps dazing for 25 seconds. Yeah, you remember when- You were supposed to drop it and just run. Remember when we were like, we were doing our own taser video, added our range, and we're like, all right, everybody, we give everyone the instructions,

but Tyler must have been absent at this point. And Tyler gets up and tases somebody. We're like, okay, you know, one, two, three, flick your thumb up, we're good. Tyler gets up there, and our buddy's like, yeah, three seconds, right? We're like, yeah, three seconds. And Tyler's like, bzzz. And we're like yeah three seconds right well yeah three seconds Like like

Boy gets days for like seven seconds To me she goes up there like yeah, I turn the sock she this off. She's like, yeah. It's Ash, right? Yeah. So she's like this. She's like, dude. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. And everyone's like, turn it off. She's like, turn it off.

He's like, fuck. This is a lizard kid at my unit. I'm like, this looks terrible. I can already tell this is going to be my favorite episode to film. It's going to be like fucking 8 of 10. All ten all right like we're having way too much fun for this to do well yeah yeah the ones you put that's how it is if i see a 10 out of 10 i do contemplate sam yeah yeah it's a youtuber thing yeah yeah i was gonna say like 99 of the audience doesn't know what 10 out of 10 means i actually pulled all the bullets out just in case.

It's clear. That 10 out of 10 grind set. It's clear, guys, so we can totally point it in our mouths. What if it was actually one of those little pin guns, you know, those tiny little ones? Oh, I've got a couple, yeah. Yeah, and you're just like, he put me, put like a little needle through your brain. Do you have a tiny gun that works?

Oh, I've got a few, yeah. Like a shooting tiny gun. Yeah. What's the small one? Have you done a video on it? I've got a 2mm like an act like a shooting tiny gun yes I've got a two millimeter yeah I've actually got a couple I got Calibri right Colibri well so I've got one of the aks and I've got one that's actually a like a hidden watch pistol I'm gonna be doing that soon do you I mean do you guys want to be a part of it yeah yeah yeah I mean you don't like us I mean I'm here for the next fucking 16 hours if you guys want to film a video. Why not? Yeah, fuck filming tomorrow, dude.

I don't think Cornelius is going to like this. That's actually one video that we could film in my fucking house because it's a fucking two millimeter gun. Wait, that would be hilarious if we actually filmed it indoors. The whole video, we're just like, boom. I don't think the board and PD will care much about that, right? I have. Bernie, whatever the fuck this place is called. Well- I don't think the board PD will care much about that, right? I have- Bernie, where the this place is called?

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Now I know what your wife feels like. Bro, the kid at my skate shop. I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid. Mike Jones just spit in my face. It doesn't take long. Bro, the kid at my skate shop is going to be like, why did the police come in and hit me again today? Again? I don't know, buddy.

I don't know. Twice as much as normal. Is it because I'm driving an old cop car? Oh, God. He keeps getting pulled over. Did your skate shop get online or worse? Not now. Ah, bummer.

Hey, remember the time you sent me a skateboard and I didn't do anything with it? Oh, you too? Thanks. Yeah. Thanks, guys. You never sent me a skateboard and I didn't do anything with it oh you too thanks you never sent me one alright I guess it's bully fucking Cody podcast again Cody if you sent me a skateboard I would kickflip with it at least once

Cody did you just bother to say something on your own podcast listen here actually you know what's funny is I've been meaning to buy a skateboard. I've just been holding out for it and I can actually stop by the skate shop. That's why I was saying if you shout. But I want to stop by. Oh, look, I have a friend here.

I didn't say anything. Why are you moving me off? I got it. Why don't you show us your locket? What the fuck is that? No, don't put that in the same frame as me. fuck is that? No, don't put that in the same fucking frame as me. What is it?

Oh, God. Cody, you carried that? When I wear the uniform, yes. Oh, it doesn't fit around my neck. That's a tiny neck. Who wears that? It's a bracelet. I just...

Why did that leave a set? We probably can't fucking include this whole episode. Cody gets pulled over on the drive home. They're handing him his stuff. They're like, and one Hitler look. From the point you said, I don't know if we can show this, but everything.

I want to get one of those just to have it if I ever get arrested. So when the news goes up, it's like, we found him with like, eight guns, couple thousand rounds of ammo, and it would walk away. Guys, I really hope that this... If this does make it in Reddit, it is going to have a... The picture of me holding this on and it would

walk away like Told you guys! Confirmed! That screenshot right there forever. You should post that to our liberal Reddit

or whatever. Our slash liberal gun owners? Liberal gun owners? No, they love us. They're like Oh, they do! No, they love us. I just vote for people

that get rid of guns. They love us. I'm like, cool, it makes sense. I love guns, I just hate for people that get rid of guns. They love us. I'm like, cool, it makes sense. I love guns. I just hate the people who like them. Oh, perfect. We got the thumbnail.

You holding it back. Red arrow in a circle blowing up the picture. Garan Thumb loves Hitler. The name of the episode, Garan Thumb loves Hitler. Did we tell you about the KKK guy who lives right by our ranch? It's bad. It's bad. No, hold on.

It's actually cringe, but... Okay, so the ranch is kind of out there, right? And you've been there, right? Yeah. But there's... Like, the first time we were driving there... To your range, to be clear. To your range, not the fucking KKK.

First time we drove to the range. So we're driving and it's like house, country house, country house and then it's just like this collection of white tents

kind of strung together with a giant a trailer a giant red cross like on white but not like a red cross but like a Christian red cross

and it says Trump's president but there's no apostrophe anywhere. More on that later. Turns out he's part of the KKK. Unconfirmed confirmed. He ended up taking down the side.

My favorite part was Micah's grandfather who was a cop during the 50s, so you know he's like hell into it. So just like your grandfather. Do we tell this story? I told my grandpa. I was like, yeah. He's asking me about how Idaho is. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, Grandpa, Idaho's awesome.

I love it. The range is really awesome. There's one problem. The only issue is that on the way to the range, you know, just to the left, there's this like KKK tent. And my grandpa, who's, yeah, a cop in like the 60s, goes, ah, too bad.

He's like, grandpa, no. He's like, they didn't worry about you. I'm like, no, it's bad.

But, yeah. He's kind of toned it back. First, he added an apostrophe to the Trump's president. Yeah. Which meant that like,

Trump is president. He also had his phone number on the thing to come like, call it. Oh, that's president. Yeah. Which meant that like Trump is president. He also had his phone number on the thing to come like call it. Oh, that's a terrible idea. Well, we wanted to call it. It's a small town. But he kind of took that

and he kind of toned it back. How? Well, he added horses. I think the city the city might have done the same. Yeah, like what?

The city must have done something because every tent every something He toned it down because he used to have horses. No, I'm like, what? The city must have done something, because every ten, every Sunday. He toned it down because he used to have horses. No, no, he added horses. Oh. It seems much more legit now. With the time to get outside?

No, the signs are all gone. But the T? No, the T's gone. T's gone? All the signs are gone, just the trailer and houses, horses. Okay. And horses. Were they just like, you have to get rid of this, the horses, the racist shit?

And he's like, fine. I'll get rid of the horses. Were they just like, you have to get rid of- it's the horses, the racist shit, and he's like, Fine! I'll get rid of the horses. You got me today! And he goes to start shooting the horses like, Sir! No! What? You can't shoot me, you're-

No, just- Oh, man. Were you gonna be giving me the racist shit? Yes! Oh. Okay. Why didn't you just stay there? I have to be sure of five words.

How much of this is making it in? At least half. At this rate, none of it. This is not the worst one you've ever done. Why do you guys have us on? It's pretty rough, not gonna lie. This is Pepperbox. We had at least eight minutes of

workable content. It's only because we did a short... I feel like all the Nazi talk wouldn't be a thing if we didn't pretend to be Nazis today. That was the trick. Sorry I showed up in my own uniform.

You just showed up in your Sunday blues. I wear a costume already. Like this is what I always wear. Cody's like, what am I wearing today? You already have it on. Cody, where'd you get that? He just had to take that hat off and put on another one.

I'm ready for costuming. The best part about everything was like everyone's looking like true SS John's season Caleb. They came to fit him. It's like BDSM. I'm like, what are you doing, dude? It's like a gay porn intro with him in there.

I was dying. Caleb is without a doubt one of the funniest people. I love Caleb, dude. To be fair, your gauge on what is and isn't a gay porn intro is kind of a little... It's not good. Fucking Caleb today, Jesus Christ. He was so funny. He went super into character.

That's all I'm saying on that. I haven't seen that part. I have the video. Is it recording? Is it out on your phone? I haven't seen this part. I haven't seen this part. Wait, you haven't seen this? Oh my god.

Just play it into the mic, ready? We have to spread it right here. Man, did you get me with them ten feet of Van Friis? Man, did you get me with that Timmy and Frank. And frankly, that's not making it any better. I'll play a character until I punch a hole through the wall and grab her. She's writing in her diary. With his sweet Caleb voice too Pay $7.99 to get this guy

My wife watches this podcast And I'm going to have to ask her How unhinged was this It's up there Oh it's bad It's not the worst but I mean it's top ten You guys don't look that happy Oh no this is great This is what we do The worst, but I mean it's top ten. You guys don't look that happy about it to be honest.

Oh no, this is great. This is what we do. Mike and Solnit. You guys are like, oh, come on you're being a bitch. It's like, oh, one cunt story talking about Nazis and we're done. Cody, you're getting so quiet. What's up dude? What are you thinking? What'd you spit? What'd you just spit? Yeah, what'd you spit? What did you just spit? I was thinking about his lock.

What was that in your pocket? Cody's reflecting right now. I wonder if he thinks of me too. I really hope that this comes out after the Corridor of Digital video that we made today. There needs to be so much context to this episode. It's kind of a little nerve-wracking. Luckily, the guy who's doing the BTS for this

is also editing the episode. We got a little. Okay, thank the Lord. Chase, leave it all out. Yeah, just remove me from this episode. Jamie, pull that shit up. That would be so good. Okay, so what is your... You just did your video on what your m1

grand no no not the grand you're important the m1a m1a m1a m1a close enough you're close not as cool as an m21 not as cool as an m14 who's m1a springfield yeah yeah okay yeah we bought it from a shop and um you got lucky i got the same one putting you okay for whatever reason the gun was printing like two to three moa and then when we printed it on camera it did like 1.5 what the fuck I got a lucky one I showed up to the range and Mike's like

it's a 2 MOA gun group it I group it it's like 2.1 MOA and then the camera rolls and it's like 1.5 and we're like this doesn't happen. So, like, wind it back. Like, the M1 Grand is also like a 2 MOA gun.

Like, they're not, people are like, these are like a rifle, a man's rifle. I'm like, no, they're really not that accurate. It's an old-school piston gun. Yeah, same thing with the M14. The M14 wasn't a terribly accurate weapon. Now, accurized versions, yes. But the M1A, mass-produced by Springfield, it's like a 2-3 MOA gun, but for whatever reason, it did freaking incredible

in the video. At 100 yards, it was 1.5 inches. Meaning it's 200 yards, but it was just 3 inches, but that was a psychotically tight group for an M1A. But I'm over here, like, fucking applauding my M1A if it fucking cycles an entire

fucking magazine. Oh, yeah. Just send it back to Springfield, dude. Or actually, send it to Fulton. I prefer the guns that don't need to be sent back. That's fair. I'm just curious why that demanded a Donald Trump impression. All alone? Time to trim

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I don't know where that is on the compass. Mike was at... We were actually doing this. We were doing... In order to get mike to not figure i was like okay what about this country he's like oh it's like here like here i had to google the most obscure countries in the world and he still named three of them and where they were i was like bro but like i said he memorizes shapes patterns all these weird things globe

and then he explains he has a globe and he would study it in his free time. That's all I had to do when I was a kid. It was a globe. I'm like, oh, this is cool. I'd spin it. You did the one where you could tap on anywhere on the globe? No, it was just like an old school globe from 1890s so it doesn't have any East Asian countries.

I'm like, yeah, Austria has Grownia, like the Serbian Empire. To be fair, all that shit's way out of date now. Yeah, exactly. Anything in the fucking Balkans is pretty out of date now. Yeah, exactly. Anything in the fucking Balkans is like, it's pretty out of date. Oh yeah, Yugoslavia.

Never mind. I feel like you could have told me knowing that he was a POW during Vietnam. Yeah. My dad knew I wasn't going to do anything special with my life, so, you know. Man,

I wonder if Yugoslavia thinks of me too. I hope it's doing okay. Well, about that. Yeah, so it's not a country anymore. It's like five. It's like five. Yeah. They hate each other.

So what's your next gun you're rolling into? Oh, oh. You've got a couple lined up. We'll probably be past with this video. We have a lot lined up, dude. The biggest thing we're doing is... Big one. Big one?

Because you just did the Halo Battle Rift. Oh, that was pretty cool. Yeah, that was pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Which that was an actual one for one. I did not know that.

Michael was saying everything other than the bolt. Yeah, he did a great job. Yeah. I mean, that's such a weird question for Mike because Mike has so many

just stupid builds going out all at the same time. Yeah. Who yeah what who made the battle rifle yeah um just squared manufacturing okay that's the guy's name and he uh he's not an engineer i thought he wasn't no he's an engineer yeah more gangster yeah and he basically made a gun from scratch, from the ground up. It's not just like an AR-15 stuffed in a body kit. Right. No, no, no, no, no. We're talking like its own piston system, trigger, like everything was from the ground up.

So that was... It was cool. Yeah, it was very cool. So it runs like shit. No, it ran great. I can tell you what gun he... Then he's a fucking Chad. And we shot it up to 300.

It did great. No shit. Did you test the MOA on that one? No, because it had the scope. It was just a comp. It was like an 8.9 thousand. That was just like perma-attached there to look the part. So you can't really group with a...

Well, you can, but it's going to be tough. Should we talk about the gun you don't have coming up? Like a 10 millimeter MP5? Oh, Jesus. That blew oh jesus fuck up actually we have some updates on that do that i will say i was like that was the one ammo manufacturer they were like we we just talked to them too and what's so funny you explain the situation okay okay okay so we had a we had a mp5 and 10 millimeter which as you know parts kits for are rare. It's a very hard gun to source and to get manufactured. Super cheap. Yes, very cheap.

And it's on our SOT, so it's also auto. And anyhow, we were getting ready to test it. They require a little bit of finding the good full-powered ammo that's going to make them run because they're all gassed or tuned with the... Goodness, what is it the rollers he's talking about the

oh the rolling recoil it's the fluted chamber the lids on the magwell they have to seat right German shit's fucking complicated dude I swear to god I'm dying. My brain is dying.

But anyhow, I should know this. But we were just getting that all figured out. So we were trying different ammo types out. So we had like 200 rounds of PPU, 10 millimeter. And my buddy Foster was out. He runs like Walter Shop Jack and stuff. I don't know if I can, can I say that? Is that well known?

Sure. Sure. Anyhow. Let us know in three weeks. Okay. Anyhow. Anyhow, one of my buddies i mean three days anyhow one of my buddies was out and we were shooting the mp5 10 million i'm like look at this he's like that is cool as fuck so we're shooting it it was running great and then um you know with an auto gun that if if around the squib that means that there's not enough power

powder to for the slug to exit the barrel but can sometimes be enough to eject the case and cycle the weapons. That's what happened on auto. You can't catch it. It'll just be a shorter pop than an explosion because that next round is going to impact. So the thing is, on 9mm, it's really not a big deal. 9mm MP5 can handle that no problem. However, 10mm is a lot of pressure. So on a 10mm barrel, no it's got a lot of ass it's a lot of

pressure yeah so on a 10 millimeter barrel no matter because a lot of people commented they're like how did the barrel split because the barrel fucking bananted um and they were like well how did it happen in mp5 like are these shit barrels i'm like no these are great barrels it's just 10 millimeters a lot of pressure and so it bananted the barrel and my buddy it was like one of those old school surefire lights it's like 700 bucks dude is that what saved his fucking hand it took the brunt of it and the barrel did fail the way it was supposed to which is banana and it takes a lot of the kinetic force from behind the blast so he was fine it just shatters the uh the hand guard he was like holy shit and i was like he's

like the first thing he says he goes sorry dude i'm like no dude are you okay yeah I'm fine I was like well I'll make a cool video but we didn't get the part of it exploding on film but anyhow that sucks so Francis from last shot last shot so he had a contact oh he has a contact over at PPU they're probably so pissed I'm telling this for I don't give a fuck so he's like he's like yeah we'll reach out and so he has an email like uh four times before they reply and then they're like man we didn't see the other emails and so in this time i've made memes of course so they probably hate me but the guy calls me i saw it immediately as soon as you put it up on fucking social media i'm just like oh i would hate to be

right now 1300 there's like a right way to respond and they're like so like i was telling you earlier i'm like if i was like anybody related to fucking ppu social media i'd be like oh what's the cost of a barrel what's the cost of a thousand rounds of ammo like what is gunsmithing cost everything you here you go just like without anything returned here you are he finally calls me between shots while we're filming today and he's like hey this is blah blah ppu i'm like oh hey what's going on man he goes well you know we don't know what happened you know a lot of people just lie about it to you know get a gun uh you know just get a free gun i'm like bro your ammo blew up my gun i

have a lot number he's like, we don't know. We need to take a look at that barrel. I'm like, there's a squib and another partial round. You literally look at the barrel and there is a whole piece of brass and another whole piece of brass. He's like, well, I'm not saying, but people can lie about this.

I'm like, dude. I'm like, you're saying that I am lying about this blowing up the gun. He's like, well, we just want to take a look at it. No, at this point, my pitchfork is lit. that I am lying about this blowing up the gun. He's like, well, we just want to take a look at it. At this point, my pitchfork is lit. I was very surprised at the response. I was like, interesting. I had a Francis from AZ. I'm like, this is what

they said. He's like, god damn it, dude. He's like, why? Dude, companies, we... Nick. We had a tire... Do we want to talk about the VFW right now? Oh, my God. Do we have a veteran with a sign that wants to come over here and talk about the guy in here?

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Ask your GMC dealer for details. What happened? Get in what happened get in here get in here dude this is because we had this incident with the wheel and they did the exact same fucking thing it was that didn't work out no no they were like don't get that the wheel's not bent it's you guys we're like and it just kept kept coming back on me i was like no the wheel's fucking bent it's out around It's out of round. It's out of round. I sent it back.

Four months, and I told them multiple times, hey, let's just fix this issue without going to social media. I don't want to go to social media. Four months, and back and forth. I spent $300 or $400 to ship that one wheel back that was out of round. I was like, hey, you can balance it. It's fucking bent. And then they kicked it back. They're like, no, it's on you.

The wheel's fine. I was like, you can balance it. It's out of round. It does not matter. Once you hit 30 miles an hour, it's going to fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Like, nope, it's on you. What we will do is give you 5% off your next wheel.

What? At this point? That's pretty good. You and I have been following each other. 5%? Well, no. The other part that pissed me off is I've. That's pretty good. 5%? The other part that pissed me off is I've been following you on Instagram and you had videos on Instagram of you at a machinist shop hooked up

to the fucking dial indicator and the needle's just fucking going like this. He went full spectrum proving that it's out of round. It's usually one wheel so cool to deal with. This is the easiest thing. It's usually one wheel so cool to deal with. Boom! I'm like, this is the easiest thing. It's probably because you're just not likable.

I know that. I know that. But holy shit. You're like, what the hell, dude? But instantly, boom. We do one episode.

It was four months. They kicked it back you're like no we're not doing anything we'll give you five percent off your next wheel purchase i was like so i have a fucking two thousand dollar wait dude editing this is gonna be a nightmare he's gonna have a blast and then uh they just like no get okay and then we did one episode. Ten minutes. Four Star made it right really quick. Four Star was like, oh, that is not our company.

That is the only company that manufactures outside of us. And then they threw them, like instantly threw them under the bus. And then getyourwheels.com, they went from like a four rating to a 1.2 on Google. A Google rating? Oh, yeah. your wheels.com they went from like a four rating to a 1.2 on google a google rating oh yeah they're like y'all what is this wheel for this one is for for sure yeah yeah why did you say one wheel i thought you said one wheel well one wheel was out of yeah i wheel. So to be clear, Mike, if you asked Mike to name a car, he'd be like, uh... Fuck. He's just dying. You think I'm just chilling on a one wheel? I'm that autistic?

He's like, yeah. I'm like, bro, what wheels have around? 30 miles an hour. Every time I hit my one wheel over 60, it gets wobbly. Autistic And then we have Mr. Zach. He just dealt with the VFDF, VFW. When is this coming out? Probably in a month. To be honest with you,

it's probably coming out. I can talk about it. I can kind of talk about it. We're talking about it on Twitter. We're talking about it right now. What are our terms of surrender? I don't know if i can publicly state that because i have because of the stuff we talked about earlier okay but i can't no um no so um what stuff earlier which things in particular so the vfw was it fallout uh no no me and brandon were talking about something else. So the VFW – Picked a fight.

Used me in their marketing campaign. They picked a fight with you directly. Yeah. I don't get it. So here's how it works. When veterans go to file for their benefits, there's two options. Mainly there's like non-for-profit options, which are veteran service organizations, and I suggest everyone start with that. Most states, like Tennessee, for instance, has really good like local county officials you can go to and usually they're like retired guys who are like looking for something to do to give back to the community

or or there's options where you can pay to have someone help you with your benefits now there are companies that take what's called back pay which means they take a percentage of your disability payment after helping you to do that mainly it's lawyers who are doing really fucking shady predatory stuff right and so this company called re-medical which i'm not the only person to ever do an advertisement for them weird nobody attacked you the way they did me publicly i don't know why yeah um so crazy because they thought you didn't have friends like uh we all do i don't know um but like pick on the one with the yeah pick on the one with the cardboard you're way cooler than me i don't know why they do that that's not even close yeah i i don't know and and the one they chose was so bad like the guy so

like all i said what what about the guy yeah i'll get to that but there's there's two options so there's two options and i want veterans to have more options because there's this whole industry that's developed because there is an insane backlog of veterans getting the benefits they need and deserve. Like yours aren't even correct. And you have what? What do you have? Your license plate? Oh, Purple Heart. And like it's not – well, that's my –

I'm retarded. But that's my – that's. I'm retarded. Well, but that's, but that's my, that's my. I was bad at my job. My point is that his, like, everyone across has this experience where it's really kind of a nightmare to get it done. It took me seven years, and I literally had to call the secretary of the VA at the time because he published his cell phone number. Bob McDonald, he was like, the VA sucks. I'm going to fix it. Cell phone numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

That's an easy number. Well, yeah, I know. He left six months later because he's like, the ship's bad. The ship's bad. I mean, honestly, that's one of the best comparisons you've ever made, though. Because for me as a civilian to understand it, you're like, hey, it's like having a like, yes, you are constitutionally, you are. The lawyer thing? You have a right to an attorney, right? By the Bill of Rights, yes, you have a right to an attorney. However, you know, do you want a public have a lawyer thing? Yeah. You have a right to an attorney. Yeah. Right? By the Bill of Rights,

yes, you have a right to an attorney. However, do you want a public defender all the time? No. Sometimes you want a private sector attorney. And in fact,

most of the time, you want a fucking private sector attorney. Yeah. It's like, yes, you have a right to be able to seek private legal counsel for things like this.

And that seems like a similar situation. It's just like TurboTax. If you pay someone to help you with your taxes, you can file for free. What do you mean as a civilian? Fuck you. Yeah. We're not doing this right now the quick note that people who walk through the military that they don't understand is yeah that like they're like well

why wouldn't you get disabilities it's like because when you're in you're just trying to do your job yeah sometimes you're just like yeah i'm good to go but you're messed up and so you're not documenting and if you don't document, the VA doesn't count it. Perfectly, too. Documented perfectly. But if you document it and you do stuff and you say you're injured, you're also – you'll very quickly, at least in my time, you'll get made non-deployable and you're non-promotable. You might as well be dead to them. Yeah, they're like –

We literally pushed people out. We put them in different platoons because they were injured. Or if they said, I'm having trouble after Ramadi, I remember these guys we treated them horribly they were like get away from us i i didn't do it all the senior guys did so like it's this thing that kind of carries on forever but the point is the point is i want people yeah the point is i want people to choose and i i've i literally didn't say like pick this first or whatever i want people to have the right to choose in the same way i chose to hire a cpa to do my taxes because i'm a fucking idiot and i can pay him to do it and he's a subject matter expert so you you mean you have a right to choose to to believe that the government is not as

good at doing things as the private sector what did ronald reagan say the scariest government and i'm here to help scariest thing yeah that's this ronald reagan said that terrifying fucking yeah no straight up that is a reagan quote through yeah he literally said that so like i was just like diddy bopping around a few weeks ago now and like doing like dad's stuff and like hold on they offered me and you i don't know if we want to talk about that. I do. The VFW offered all, well, not them directly, they offered an agency that we work with money to have us promote them

under the Guard Act. Under the Guard Act. So they're the only ones that can do VA claims and we all declined and then they attacked Zach. Me, him, Rich. We all declined and then they went after the one with the lowest follower count

and thought there wouldn't be repercussions. So because I literally said, the Guard Act restricts all access to veterans benefits other than like three VSOs. Again, the issue's so big they can't handle on their own. And so then they have the Plus Act, which is like a response to that being like, hey, we can make a credentialing

thing. People can still have the right to choose. I'll always support that. That's the fucking way of america the right to choose let's add and then somehow market because like i'm not going to say who but all of our management company was like hey if you do this if you do the the memories like if you do the plus act that shuts the door on anything else i go i don't care and i remember talking to him we talked to rich and i was like yeah but i don't want to where do you mean like no matter who does our management we actually have the right to choose what we want to do we literally they go fucking crazy you mean they send us stuff like every month and they're like

this is what we have for you do you accept these one two three and you go yes yes or no yeah oh yeah go back to attack you yeah so i just woke up to them tweeting and like they use my like real name and they're like, hey, Zachary Bell. Don't lie. And then, well, they got as close as they could. They got the best version of the VFW member to dress like me. And they basically alluded that I was lying and targeting veterans with predatory companies. And then they doubled down for weeks, like just weeks.

While they were doing this, this is right below their pin tweet and their pin tweet had a flyer that said hey look out for all these predatory companies and they had a list of all the companies that they thought were predatory a list that they make and they have the criteria and they can change whatever they want re-medical wasn't even on it yeah i'm sure it is now it is now well but yeah it is now but they don't pointed it out they don't have they don't have the paid-for version of Adobe so what they did is they like pasted it over this is true yeah they like pasted over some random He's making it. Dude, he's like, how do I scale it up? He's like, god damn, Zachary Bell. He's like, I'll put it in.

He's literally saying it like, how do I fuck over a veteran as much as I can? It posts to Facebook. I just did it. Oh, dude. How do I delete a tweet? How do I delete Facebook? He's like, what font do I use?

What does that mean? Comment saying this. Just comment saying this. It's like re-medical. It's pretty good. I was just going about my life and the BFW attacks me. I'm impressed they did it

you should see that you should see the comments in the comments especially on twitter so like i've i've very quick i've gained like this this like unsub audience with like veterans audience and then rich and then nick comes in there and it is chaos it's just people being like take take this down boomers you have no idea what you and it is chaos. It's just people being like, take this down, boomers. You have no idea what you've started. And so now it's just people being like, apologize to Zachary Bell. Apologize to Zachary Bell like every single day. They get community noted.

They continue to do it. The long and short of it is I hope it's resolved by the time this comes out. But like I never could have imagined that like I would be in a position where like the VFW is like, well, we want to restrict options, which is basically the scariest thing in the world to me. The fact of the matter is that the number one and two things, not in order of precedence, just the two things people constantly message me about are how can I get access to mental health resources and how can I get my benefits fixed. That is the number one and two things. And again, not in whatever. It's just that's what comes in. And so I looked for someone who can offer a solution. And it took me seven

years and calling the secretary of the VA to get my benefits fixed. Not everyone has friends who have low level ion cannons for phones. Is that what Cody calls it all the time? His phone's like a low level ion. It's a stratagem. Yeah yeah because the harsh reality is that if they'll do this to me what will they do to anyone else sir a second tweet has building seven i think about it a lot so yeah so thank y'all i mean it's been it's been rough like it's because i've been like i'm sorry that's fine it's so weird because we've all like we done stuff for reed because we fucking like him dude because we served and we we've all, like, we've done stuff for Reed because we fucking like him, dude. Because we served and we know what happens to our buddies.

And so it's like, yeah, like, use him, dude. Like, it's tough, man. And then they're just like, Zachary Pebble. It's everywhere. My name is everywhere. Like, I'm okay being known as a veteran with Simon. He's like, no, no, double down on his real name. And it's just me.

And they're like, oh, look at this. And they're like, they reference comments as, like as like me being warned they're like you were warned i don't believe it or not i don't fucking know who strangers are in the comment section the racially charged comments yeah about you they probably know it was because below it said usmc retired yeah it said a real here and names like real here what i don't want to say the guy's name but he actually apologized to me he goes i had no idea what i was talking about i didn't know they were going to use it and then they put it out there and then it wound up in rich's video which he just people forget he's a detective like he literally just bodied them

rich was rich rich and a special guest appearance by Nick. Yeah rich was goddamn 40 minutes of rich Which is incredible. Yeah The funniest part of the whole story is we do have one friend that was working with them we do have one fine We had one friend was working. Yeah. Yeah He's a really nice guy. Doesn't matter who he is sure but the vfw after talking shit about him they called him the next day and this guy's like you have no idea what you've just done he literally said he literally said you should stop now and they're like no we're not and he's like okay it's so funny i'm trying to imagine picture with the social media a manager for the PFW who looks like he's a media. I know what he looks like.

Dial up internet. I know what he looks like and so does Rich. See his video. It'll explain everything. He's just sending the messages. ICQ still in the background. He's like, time to go on the internet. AOL dial up.

AOL dialogue. Okay, boy. It's like Zachary Bell. Hate him. Typing way too fast. Meanwhile, I was like, would you like to play a game? He's like, you got messages. He's like, god damn it.

Time to close out solitary. Solitary? Solitary. Solitary. is like god damn it time to close out solitary solitary solitary dude so like all they have to do is be like hey yeah our bad i would yeah i would do that yeah yeah i mean that's what i really said i don't i don't really want to fight with the vfw because i just don't care and obviously there's generational gaps and they're, they're desperate, desperate for members. And like, they don't understand,

but like, what's weird is like people are writing like what to do and be like, just apologize to them. And they're like, nah, we're just going to retweet stuff. Like, or we're just going to continue to comment.

I even have like post commanders being like the VFW sucks. This is the worst. And people were like messaging me being like, we can, we can click that button. That looks like the square with the two arrows on it. And people are like messaging me being like, we can click that button that looks like the square with the two arrows on it, and we can expand our reach.

They're not expanding their reach. Yeah, so I would much prefer that they helped us help veterans. It's just why I know why people don't like veterans, because we fucking suck. Like, this is why. This is why nobody wants to help veterans. You ever hear about St. Jude and the American Red Cross beefing? No. about you hear about the vfw attacking me

drop kicking the red cross i hate doctors without borders i can't wait to go through a drive-thru. Did you want to round up for St. Jude or the Red Cross? Pick one. Not a chance. I can't wait to get up. I can't wait to get up out of this podcast. Brian's like, I'm uncomfortable.

No, but we're the only one. So it's just like, I don't, if we can't be better, why can we expect anyone to take us seriously? So, like, thought that this is i mean this is what i do you want to that's that's like me and sometimes i do this it's so bizarre though hang on here's a good one that's that's it and they're like they're like him three individual meme templates right there oh yeah last time i did that with the donkey i forgot about that what the fuck did you just And they're like, they're like him. Three individual meme templates right there. Oh yeah. Last time I did that with the donkey.

I forgot about that. What the fuck did you just say to me? What did you do to a donkey? No, I didn't. Brother, I didn't do anything to a donkey. I didn't do anything to a donkey. What's so weird about it is like, if they have a problem with these companies, go after the companies. But like going after you individually is so predatory.

It's so bizarre. It's like the most bizarre thing I've ever heard in my life they wanted to try and make an example out of me that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard which is crazy because like I would have hit just who follows him uh uh that is the next one

but like for real what would they do to anyone else a normal person just ignore them not talk to them treat them bad I mean like the whole way I provide for my family is a jeopardy because of them lying about me. And they seem to have this radical disconnect from reality because they're older and have been doing this longer than me that I'm just going to walk away. And I probably should. You've not been doing that. I'm not. So I've literally been working with non-profits since 2011.

As soon as I got out. When I got out, when the GWAT was hot and coin was cool. Michael was the gayest at this table. Yeah. It was gnarly. No gayness or that. I was gay.

You're not from around here, are you? Holy shit. Now we attack Zack. That's fine. Just fine. Did you do that campaign? I kind of like BFW. He's got some good points.

We need sponsors to launch this show. That would be the best arc. Mike is our 2 BFW end. Mike is 2 BFW end. Best mix- on PSW Yeah! After this podcast I'm like, I wanna talk about exactly about fucking I think we just attack everyone in that chair

Oh god Cody, it's not used to chairs I think it's the amulet, it's got some type of power or something Yeah, weird It's not used to chair. I think it's the amulet. It's got some type of power or something. Yeah, we're- Dude, I'm not touching it. It's got the power- it's got the power to lose a world war. The greatest- the greatest enemy of Hitler was himself. Don't trust anybody who's-

Save the tanks, they're yours. The gun at the- I can't- I can't breathe. Wait. I can't breathe. I'm going to drink this. Yeah, so this will definitely settle my... This whole podcast will settle my beef with the beef. I can't wait for the meme of you sitting on the couch with a sign and just a bunch of old men with funny hats standing behind the couch you're sitting on.

Yeah, yeah. Mike would love the start of this one. So it's like, you just tweet the VFW, like, eight veterans, a congressman, and a Mormon walk into a bar. All the four of them! Joseph Smith's a full prophet! Where's the salamander? Where's the salamander? Oh my god.

Yeah, so, it was a joke. I'm not gonna be able to I'm not gonna be able to perform lines tomorrow. Our voices are just My voice is shot. See, that was my week. Month, actually. Dude, it's funny because I got hit up by the

LKDudes. That's why Yeah, they're like, fucking him up because I got hit up by the LGA dude That's why Yeah, they're like fucking him up I'm like, who? They're like, the VFW I'm like, who? It's like It's like a bingo card It's like far, far quarters

Like the VFW attacking That was not a 2024 I was like, punch that one out I didn't see it coming Did anyone have that on their bingo card? I was like, who? No one Who? 24 yeah, I didn't see it coming to me what happened there being a guard No one who? W the guys who are they I I don't know I haven't been the one you've been in a bfw I've years Let me explain. He just, Micah just clapped his fucking- As soon as I got on a SEAL Team 3, um, I contacted him. What? Why is everybody laughing? Is my service a joke to you?

No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir. Remember when Charlie jokes? So, Charlie is this running joke, where he's like, they'll be like, oh, like, Mike, yeah, air force any anyone else you served and charlie will immediately go like oh yeah i was seal and so we were filming one of the urban um evasion videos behind like some restaurant and we and this lady walks out and she's like oh what are you guys doing i'm like oh we're just like doing some you know photography for like clothing she's like oh that's cool and then she starts talking about like some military stuff and uh someone's like oh yeah mike's in there first like yeah i was in there

we were in camo jackets and so no no we weren't in camo oh yeah you were and it came up and then charlie always does a joke he's like yeah i was a seal she goes oh that's cool what team were you on he goes and he literally goes no one ever questions it no one asked i'm like oh you're gonna choke now like this is the point of the joke. And Charlotte's like, Ma'am, where did you get this knowledge? I'm like, oh, he's on the East Coast teams. It's okay. But then he still choked. I'm like, god damn, you suck.

And then she starts naming off, like, do you know so-and-so, and then listing people. The one woman. The one woman. She's like, actually, my husband needs to see all this. In my mind, she has bone frogs all over her. She's collected bodies.

Charlie's pretty real. She's like, this is Ted. This is Steve. Charlie's pretty real, right? He'll be like, oh, no. Yeah, I didn't get got. I didn't get got. This one time, he's like, I got got.

Oh, Charles. That was one you're just like, fuck. I wish you didn't bail him out. I wish. I know. Well, I felt so bad for you. It was a really rough,

even I was like secondhand embarrassment. Like, this is bad, guys. Come on, say something. Oh, he's so cool under pressure. Yeah. I like how out of the six he couldn't kiss. I'm like, just say it. Just say something. Oh, he's so cool under pressure. Yeah. I like how out of the six he couldn't kiss. I'm like, just say it. Two.

Yeah, he's like, two. He's doing a half. I don't fucking care. He wouldn't say something. I know, Steven. Just start coughing. Steven. Oh, man.

You know, somebody actually did say, on Veterans Day. They did not thank him. They thanked him. He got so many messages like, dude, thank you for your service. He's like, you're welcome. Have you took him to Applebee's on Veterans Day? No, I've never gone to an Applebee's. We're going to try to do that with Brandon.

No, you're not. No. I'll do that. I'll do that. Why are you not providing service to your country? Thank you. You have a purple heart. Oh, I've been talking about I'll do that. Why are you not providing service to your country? Thank you. You have a purple heart. Oh, I've been talking to my dad about it.

Do it. Oh, we're trying to, we're actually going to show how effective re-medical is. This is what we're talking about. They're going to update it. This is a joke. They ad-branded, they ad-branded his name to claim charts. I'm talking about getting you a VA rating because I think you would be so good. I literally could not think of a more effective way

to undermine Zach. I think it's showing how good they really are. You have no idea how much money the VFW has. It is a fucking Reddit meme from the start. It's literally re-medical. What does re- even stand for?

Never mind. Picture you coming on the podcast with 100% disability. How did you get that done? He's really good at this. He's like the really good Eli, you took my disabled veteran parking spot. You moved the car.

Bro, I don't know. parking spot. You moved the car. You had the purple. I'm like, wow. Bro, I don't know. I got in with the gun guys. I started a podcast and now I don't pay property tax. Do you not pay property tax in Texas if you're a vet? 100% disabled, I think. Most states, it's 100%. Idaho, what the fuck?

Yeah, you pay. You should run for cars. Aaron actually made a meme, and it was like, has been cancelled on liberal gun owners, has been cancelled on liberal gun owners, or has been called a Nazi on Reddit. For me, it was specifically noted,

has yet to be cancelled on Reddit. I'm doing my best to be cancelled on Reddit. To be cancelled on Reddit proper is kind of hard. Is it? It's easy, dude. I haven't had a thread yet about me.

I want one. You want one of mine? You can't just give it away. You can't just give it away. I feel like so... No, no, no! To be clear, the hot thing to be cancelled for is like, oh, that guy, I feel like it's too easy.

He's like, he's a Nazi. That's the easiest one. Oh, you'd fucking think so, wouldn't you? They call everyone a Nazi. I made one thumbnail that said communism sucks. And now you're a Nazi? There's a whole thread talking about how I'm a moron. Actually, actually, communism works.

It's like, where? We just have to try. Name one. Bro at bro i just i watched his fucking face change like it just went like well like he went fucking full-on like where has hey you're the guy to ask where has communism successfully been in a tribe with 50 people other than that top 10 communist countries go the only i think there's only three that are like declared communist. It's China, Vietnam, and Q- How many China communists? Two of them are in Minecraft. Right, yeah, like, yeah.

The other thing is like, North, North, Vietnam is a great example of communism. Like bro, they're covered in KFCs and McDonalds. No. Shut the fuck up. No. No. Brandon Herrera, veteran. This pops up at the top. No! Yes! Yes!

No! Dude. Are you Googling it? You look like you're auditioning for Sicario. What? Brandon has so many medals. Hey buddy, could you, uh... Oh, there we go. Thank you. I gotta see this shit. That's Googling Brandon. Brandon Herrera Veteran. That's on Reddit.

What type of ribbon stack? Brandon, can I apologize? Why is there a picture of me below that? Can I apologize? Can I apologize? Hell yeah. For what? I've never even,

like we've been friends for, ever since Grand Thumbnail. I already hate you for whatever. Thank you for your service once. So, during the live shows... Can you hand me the phone? During the live shows... That's unlocked, isn't it?

But no, we don't go through photos. Where is your hidden folder? They're not hidden in front of me. I'm not a man of class. Just rolling past the butt hole. You know what that was? I was nude on my whole phone and everybody saw it today. That was fucking...

I was going to say that was instant karma is what that was. I'll pull up this. Oh my god. You learned your lesson? No, I know this cocksucker right here is why this is a thing you seem You have no fucking idea the amount of people that will show up to a campaign event like like 95% of people are like normal fucking consenting like normal adults that will show

up and just like oh yeah well like i i know how like the difference between fact and fiction everything populates after that image of brandon oh yeah it's 100 my fault oh yeah i'm sorry no yeah because of the fucking because of the fucking memorial day episode veterans day episode was it veterans day yeah i was one of the two. After that, Jesus fucking Christ, the amount of people that will... The Purple Heart.

He tried to pin me with the Purple Heart. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because I rejected the fucking stolen power. You rejected a Purple Heart recipient's Purple Heart, dude? Wow. I think that's worse. That's pretty bad, Brandon. He earned it.

He earned it. That's crazy. He said, brother, I earned it he earned it and that's great he said he said brother i give this to you and you said no do you understand what the purple heart like represents leave that part in we should 100 try to do like in early 2000s you know remember when like the early 2ks stolen valor videos on youtube were hot right everyone's like oh stolen valor with their phones we should do that with brandon you know nobody nobody has sabotaged my professional career more than my fucking professional business partners it would be funnier if we got an actual medal of honor recipient to get accused of stolen valor

by brandon That would be hilarious. So, oh, actually, no, wait. Do you have Clint Romashay coming on? Start a beef with Clint Romashay. So, Clint Romashay's episode, we already named it. It's like Medal of Honor recipient and Clint Romashay. And the title's Clint putting it on Brandon.

Hey, that's all we need for this thumbnail. That's pretty good. I love how Harvey's not laughing. I mean, Brandon's like, I fucking hate all of you. You guys have no idea the amount of fucking cortisol pumping through my fucking brain. Kyle White on, too. He's another cool Medal of Honor recipient. Is he?

Yeah, he's cool as fuck, dude. I haven't met that one. Yeah, he's cool. He comments on our channel all the time. I don't know if you're fucking with me. I'm like, I'm in defense mode right now. Genuinely cool dude. Really nice guy.

When did he get pinned? I think it was like 08. You should get that staff sergeant who gave that speech. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. We don't care who you are or what you look like i need to read his story no no the one i said if you come after us you know what the best someone also raise your son and daughters and administrative results was what neither of us

were in the military and it never went to this because i was never in the military and i don't understand i feel comfortable This is the fun. I hang out with him all day and this is all I get. You're basically a fucking Purple Heart recipient. Why do you hate veterans? Why do you hate veterans? Why do I hate veterans? You want to know why I hate veterans?

I hate veterans because of Michael Jones. That's all the merch we need I hate veterans because Mike Jones That is the first ever unsub patch That's fair That's when you hang out with each other too much This is why. You need to come close.

What's in this locket right here? Why is it so hard to open? Oh, you're not going to like what the prize inside. Or is he? Wait, do you hear that music that opens when it starts to open? Oh, duh. Hey, give me back my fucking locket, dude. I'll do it. I was in J-Bertune. Wait, what are we doing? Three, two, one. Oh. I can't do it.

Wait, wait. I forgot the tune. Yeah, I think we all did. Oh. No, you really forgot the tune. No, no, no. I got it. You went too quick. I think we all just kind of nailed it, actually.

You might sound a little bit like, I hate it. Brian did it like, I'm too, I got it. I think we all just kind of nailed it. You might sound like I hate it. Right? They're like, I'm too autistic to be able to participate in this. I think the best part about this episode is that we proved he is legitimately autistic. Yeah, we know that, though. The shapes, the patterns, the jokes. Yeah, we know. Dude, I made my business about being autistic.

You guys don't know this. He hasn't been lifting weights. They just put weights inside of the train set he plays with. Oh I'm crying! I'm crying! I swear to god it's my kids not me. That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. That was so good. Fucks sake. I was fucking bent over. Man, every gym pic you post on Instagram now is going to be full of comments and shit.

Like, damn, that train's getting fucking heavy. You got me promised it's for my neck. Train's getting big, huh, buddy? Damn, Thomas getting thick. Yeah, that's all I picture of you! Say hi to the train conductor! I launched Skyrim on Mike's computer, and it's the meme where when he wakes up,

the dragon's just on his feet and you take it and you fly through it! Okay, it's a really cool mon- First off... I do the ENV injectors for the time. I just want to play some music when he plays it. Oh man. Hey, here's the real litmus test.

What is the name of the coal train in Thomas the Choo-Choo Train? Do you know the name of him? The Black Train. Do you know the name? No. Oh, that's good. Okay, you're doing good. It's Diesel. It's really Diesel. Wrong. Is it not Diesel? Wrong. What is it? Wait, does Brandon actually know? I just pictured that hard cut to Cody is just his feet in frame.

My kid watches Thomas the Choo Choo Train. Thomas the Choo Choo Train? What is it called? Thomas the Tank Engine. Fucking retard. My kids for some reason like obsess with Top Gun Maverick right now.

It's like all they'll watch. Probably because of... It's a badass song, dude. Dude, if you've never fucking been on a bike listening to that, you've never lived. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Yeah, we just got those new e-dirt bikes. Have you guys been on electric bikes before?

Yeah, they're cool. They're terrifying. What is it, Aventon? No, no, no, no, no. No. No, Aventon sucks. No, no, we're talking dirt bikes. Hey, thank you for watching. Don't subscribe, fuck yeah. No, no, we're talking dirt bikes. Thank you for watching.

Don't subscribe. Fuck yeah. No, it's like an actual dirt bike. Like dirt bike, dirt bike. Yeah. And just instant RPM. 72 volt battery. 100% power if you pin it. Death machine.

Is it like zero? It's newer. It's meant for more off-road. So zero is meant for the streets. These are meant for like... These aren't meant for more off-road so like zero is meant for like the streets these are meant for like these aren't meant for the streets anyway yeah my buddy got on one of those i told him not to pin it first thing he did was pin it wheelied and broke the bike immediately no shit yeah you gotta get power i yeah it's a fucking electric bike It's a Tesla Where did your phone go? So in my neighborhood, my HOA

actually had a meeting about it Did they actually have a meeting? Actually If there's anything that gets Michael butt frustrated autistically Yeah, it's like when you clench your butthole you're so mad. It's his HOA He hates his HOA

I hate HOAs more than the ATF. Jesus Christ. No, he's actually... Dude, he is mad. I would go to war with HOAs. To be clear, they kind of do fuck with him. I'm just going to say... Like an extra 20 minutes and they find him like $100.

God hates HOA Like a hundred bucks After the trash is taken you have to take your trash can Ever since then I have been waiting Up until the last minute To put my garbage back Behind my thing You are the whitest human

I've ever met A true symbol of defiance. Waiting to the last minute to take your trash out. Wait, yeah, here it is. I don't know if you guys can hear this, but this is just me from literally, there's only three houses. It's in a cold as hell It's just me on an electric plane

Did they say that you couldn't do that? Yeah Weird they hate you Yeah Damn it You gotta get an e-Dirt bike. I think on that note, we're gonna close it.

I was about to talk about my stray cat. Wait, you're gonna talk about what? My stray cat. While you throw a fucking 1911 on the fucking table? Not a real one. It's not a fake one. Yeah, you're right. Cody, lead us out, Grave.

We doing it? Yeah. Thank you guys for joining the unsubscribe podcast. Do you like me? I just want to know, dude. Are we so cool? I like you a lot. Okay.

Hey, I love you, dude. Say it back. You say it back. I love you, dude. Say it back. You say it back. I love you. I thought you were going to close out. That was sensual. We're joined by Eli. We're joined by Mike's cock.

Sorry, go ahead. Thank you guys for joining the unsubscribed podcast. We're joined today by Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Garan Thum, Micah Mayfield, and Fat Electrician, myself, Donut. Thank you for coming out for this. Chaos. Don't tell anybody. Don't tell anybody. We'll see you again.