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Every- Come. Hold my Thor's hammer! No, no, no! Hey! Hey! I almost got kicked out of third grade. It's stolen valor for retards.

Oh, f***ing aliens! If you were in the woods alone, would you rather run into a grizzly bear or a female cop? So you did what the other night? I fell asleep to your voice the other night. Hmm. a great opener which video do we have an agenda for today of course the boys the boys the gang doing gang shit that and eli just propped up his phone so he's got a whole load of notes. Oh, no.

Cody, why are you gay? Why are you gay? That sounds funny. Who says I am gay? Oh, shit. Get in here to the shot. You can't just fucking not fit here. Ghost out. In the middle.

You waited to tell us. Show God something. But she didn't show her face. Try to. What happened? Try to. What is it? The bone of a lesser saint.

Is it Irish Hot Pockets? Is it a teacup? Is it a car bomb? Middleton. Do we have to do shots? Very rare. Joe, you want to do a shot? I also got you guys.

Pinnacle of Irish whiskey. Potato chips? Tato. Cheese and onion. Thank you, Joe. What theato. Cheese and onion. Thank you, show. What the fuck are cheese and onion? I'm going to poop. This is...

Show, do you want to do a shot with this? Oh my god, look at this. Holy shit, show. Look at this. Wait, we are paying way too much money. Yo. Is that the guy from Smiling Friends? I know, right?

This looks like a royalty-free version of potato chips that would be in like Cyberpunk or some shit. What? Tato. Yo. The Taito Man. I don't know, that's just like a cryptid in Ireland. He's gonna get you. What is that? 11 puffs? Fine. 12 man Taito Man gum.

Can't say his name three times in the mirror. Oh, you got it? That tastes like cheese and onions. Do a shot with us even though this is totally not shooting. Okay, she got us some. That is not a shot. We'll do a sipper.

We'll do a sipper together. What is it? How are we supposed to drink this, Show? You tell us. It's a shooter. A cheese and onions. Not a shooter. Middleton?

This is true Irish. It blows up. Except it's made. How hard is it to get this through, like, the airport? I got it at the airport. Duty free? Oh, you got it at the airport. Duty free? You got it at the airport. In Ireland.

Oh, okay. So you got it through security. She just bought it in San Antonio airport. I'll go get this fucking idiot something. From Texas. It's also some Lucky Charms. Those are American. I love how this is...

I would know if those are American. It's like American potato chips Except it's fucking UK We just taking it right out of the bottle Do we? It's not half red 40 Show get in here A girl will never kiss me again after eating these Age to perfection

Good kissing girls is gay That's right cause I suck dick Absolutely A sipper? I do a little? Oh, we're sipping it? We'll do a little sipper. I feel like shooting this is disrespectful.

I was feeling the same thing. To show? To the leprechauns. To the leprechauns. To the potatoes. To the tater man. Connor, you think... Hold on.

Don't upset the tater man. Oh, my God. This is like Mr. Peanut, but it's a fucking potato. Is this a real thing over there? That's the Tato Man. That's the Tato Man? You guys have a Tato Man? That's the Tato Man?

I love the indignancy of, like, you don't know the Tato Man? He appears in my nightmares. He doesn't even have a monocle. What are you guys doing over there? He's on the other end of the rainbow. Not reading. Okay, everyone, Thank you so much. We're not shooting.

It's right here. All right. We'll do some sippies slash just shoot it because we did halfies. Cilantro. I got you, Cody. Thank you.

Nobody else did. What? I didn't. Oh, there we go. Oh, that's very good. You just went for it? I can't tell. Dude, that is smooth.

Holy shit. Super smooth and lightly peaty. Yeah, that's very good. He just went for it. I can't tell. Dude, that is smooth. Holy shit. Super smooth and lightly peaty. Yeah, that is really fucking good. I'll fuck with that. Damn. Damn. Good? Yeah, that slaps.

That's good-ass whiskey. Brandon's like, how is it in Coca-Cola? I'm just thinking, like, I'm barely getting my taste back from COVID, so. Joe, thank you. That was good as fuck, actually. Everyone thank her in the comments. I'm just thinking like I'm barely getting my taste back from COVID. So show. Thank you. That was good as fuck. Everyone. Thank her in the comments.

And she'll personally mail you. Say thank you show or your dick won't work for seven years. potato man would get you potatoes you're gonna be a lip dick fucker with a potato man in your room save them may i have a tato it's definitely onion and cheese i like how the hold on now i'm nerding out about this first of all it's it's weighting it's weight in grams so automatically i don't like it but the interesting part is it doesn't have calories it has it's measured in energy and it has kilojoules is how many kilojoules are in it instead of calories. So this has 545 kilojoules of energy. Which is a pretty based measurement. Which is 7% of your daily caloric intake, apparently.

What could you power off of that, Nick? The only time I'm familiar with using kilojoules and shit for power is like explosions for how much it takes to die. The explosive shits Eli's gonna have after eating this. His locker, locker too he just opened it dude i like that would be my locker it's the apocalypse and i'm like oh safe that's unlocked i open it's nothing but cheese i'm like

chase include the video we're talking about real quick yeah my hard edit of my cheese locker i was like fuck i want to poop myself dude as soon as so uh my girl asked like why is she's in the group chat too with everybody she's like what if what the fuck is the cheese thing about i had like just a deep exhale and then for about four minutes had to explain why the u.s government propped up the dairy industry and now we have caves full of billions of pounds of cheese. She's like, why are you just, why are you sighing? Like, because I don't know where to start. It's a whole thing.

It's a thing. There's lore. Super met. Cody, start this bitch up. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleTap, Nick, the fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, the AK the ak guy myself donut operator and we finally got all the boys back in town together

you know what the oh fuck we did it backwards oh shit i have three two one that's what explodes show got it in some way no we're fine for now but don't start your car. No, we're good. Ride in. Hi, everyone. My boys are back. I miss it, dude.

We've all been out everywhere. Been traveling, working. I've been in Iowa. Everything. He had COVID. Yeah, that was fun. Cody didn't catch COVID. Somehow. I was just fucked up the whole time. I don't know. I think Everything. He had COVID. Yeah, that was fun. Cody didn't catch COVID. Somehow.

I was just fucked up the whole time. I don't know. I think I might have had it. It was just a negative. Or your BAC just killed the virus when it tried to take root. I think so. Brandon and I were in Orlando for, what, four days? Yeah.

Well, we were only supposed to be there for like two or three, and then the hurricane hit. So we got stuck at the Gaylord Hotel, which, you know, if you're going to get stuck somewhere, it's not the worst place to be. for like two or three and then uh the hurricane hit so we got stuck at the gay lord hotel which you know if you're gonna get stuck somewhere it's not the worst at a resort they make a dope ass hotel if you've never been to the gay lord it's like a compound inside it's almost vegas it's a city inside like that fucking compound i love that place it's a campus it's like you have restaurants you have everything but like the there's like an open air atrium that just has like a a greenhouse roof like it's massive like it is it feels like a dystopian city that like everything on the outside is toxic and like you just like humanity has rebuilt itself in this fucking greenhouse this posh little greenhouse hello we have a very nice exquisite

food and bars they really do really do yeah it was like snowpiercer but stationary in the front of snow yeah exactly we like we got up that one morning to come home and all the flights were canceled so what do you want to do i don't know drink i guess me uh when when you left because you had a fucking hell of a journey getting back to like flights getting canceled and delayed while you're in the airports but uh me uh me trout and delance just went to disney world wait we went to downtown disney like disney springs we just went bar hopping there we're like fuck it it's literally across the street from the hotel so we're like all right well we could drink in the same bars or the bar in the hotel or we could just go to disney dude that's where

we went disneyland oh yeah that's right you guys just got back from disneyland oh yeah we the first time in my hundreds of flights i missed my flight really i was an hour off and the day before i was like babe i told you hey we have to leave at three to get there at 3 30 because our flight's at five right while i was looking at my phone she's like yeah to a t I was like flight's at four so I was like an hour off of everything so we're about there I'm like oh shit okay well riding is gonna be landing uh I gotta figure a situation for this baby mom was flying with him and then I asked him I was like well what's a later flight we don't have one it's like okay well fuck me uh austin is there anything from austin right now and they're like oh yeah

eight if you want to leave from austin and they're like and you'll save 450 from all your flights i was like fuck yeah uber we ubered austin flew out landed and then did the disney thing but holy shit disneyland with children not as much fun as solo because you're just stressed out the entire time trying to find where the fuck they're going hold on how many times have you went to disneyland without kids uh twice all right we have different tastes that's fine it was like you couldn't pay me to do for 800 but whatever that's fine it reminds me of the playland thing like a single guy going to like a kid's playland it's like which one's yours i don't know i haven't figured it out yet what do you got going on i feel like there's a meat canyon

video about that whole there's two actually the disney adults yeah there's two of them dude going and going there you see the npcs of the world jesus just going there flexing his fast pass on all the pork oh no not fast as well thank you for that thing it's called a das riding gets to skip to the front of the fucking lines on all rides. Really? Oh, yeah. Dope. You have to do an interview, which also this is-

Can I borrow riding? Yes. Oh, dude, the gang borrows riding. We're going to all the amusement parks. We got to open that up in clarification as to what the fuck that means. Yes. For amusement parks.esus riding also equally fucked up but how much did we raise for autism awareness with our t-shirts it's called my nature's lightning pass i feel like we should just get issued fast passes for life

like we've helped helped the retarded community So much that Dude I will say this Fuck a hundred Like so many of you For what I'm about to explain This is the only thing that got me actually I was like

Okay now I'm frustrated You have to go in line and you have to do an interview With the people at Disneyland. The dude's dressed up like Mickey Mouse the entire time. He's interrogating you. You got denied. Wait, wait.

Make eye contact. Wait, wait. It's an interview to prove that he's actually autistic. We should try. So many people have probably faked. It's probably discussed probably. How many people have faked?

Bro, that's why they started setting them up. The lady and the daughter in front of me. It is a line. I got there at 8 in the morning because otherwise the line gets out of control. And it was still like a 30-minute wait to get right into the interview. I was like, oh, we'll do this because the homeboy does not want to wait in the sun. And just stand in a line. Fuck, I'm going to hell.

Yeah. You're talking. All I can picture in my head is Avatar the Last Airbender where they like roll out all the different toys. And like the Avatar is supposed to pick the one that belongs to the previous Avatar. It's like your kid picked the fucking Game Boy, the train get out you're lying i was i was picturing them taking riding and throwing them into a room with like flashing lights and loud noises and just seeing what happens disneyland i'm like here you go kid my whole thing it's like oh yeah he's having a reaction i just fucking wonder they're just like oh okay so you're saying that your uh your son is

averse to loud noises flashing lights and crowds why the fuck are you taking him to disneyland that's why he had headphones and he built the journey for we could not deviate from he's like first i want to ride the um ferris wheel daddy i was like okay where's that at he's like over here just lead the way all right but the ladies and daughter in front of us 18 year old daughter 17 year old daughter and she's talking to one of the workers and she's like my daughter's autistic and i just watched the daughter was in the disability line yeah i was watching the daughter talk on the phone just like texting pick up uh doing that like looking on board and i'm like are you fucking kidding me and then the daughter's like mom when are we gonna get this done i'm like oh you i was like oh oh this is what the line is family behind me super sweet dude he was like i

was like hey nice tattoos his daughter had down syndrome really sweet girl and then but when we got up they did the interview questions hey what how does he do in crowds and everything? I'm like, right. Come here. Like, but come here. You're like, OK. And he squat and just play his video game. I was like, if he's not having a good time, he will just literally piece the fuck out.

He'll bounce. He'll be like, I gotta get out of here and walk off. They watched his interaction. Super easy. But at the end, you're like, oh, OK. Yeah, I can see. Like, he's not going to do good with lines and loud noises and all that shit. My question was like, you guys started doing this because people were abusing the system, didn't you?

For autism and stuff. And she was like. That's what I fucking thought. I was like, this is that blue hair autism where it's just. Yeah. Like. You're autistic online. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. I totally am autistic. I just like... You're autistic online. Yeah. Oh my god.

I totally am autistic. I'm so neurodiver. I was like, you fucks. And that's why Disneyland now has an interview process for getting the DAS. It is absolute horseshit. Don't do that.

I hate you as a human if you do that. It's stolen valor for retards. Oh, no. Ryan starts a channel calling people out. He doesn't have autism. Pretty soon. That would be such a good channel. I would watch the wrong guy on Ryan's channel.

Why are you a liar? Gotta be glued to that channel yeah right he just becomes like one of the pedo hunters just like hunting out people with stolen valor autism never makes eye contact talks at a whisper you're wrong you're wrong daddy they're full of shit i'm to kill you. Whoa, whoa. Calm down, bro. Here's a machete, Ryden. How does that make you feel?

But he had a blast. It was a great time. He got all his rides in. Fucking Jesus. I am so sorry for a lot of you that don't live in California and tried to do that because holy shit is that a lot of money if you're not. I've never been to Disneyland. I i've been to disney world a bunch like my family goes there a bunch and like i've been a couple times as an adult but i've never tried the california one i hear it's

smaller and way more so to classify uh yeah just to make it clear um disney world orlando disneyland Disney World, Orlando, Disneyland, California. Where's it in California? Anaheim. Okay, gotcha. And then it is for five people. It was $1,800 for three days. God damn. Or $2,000. Just to get in, not including hotels and stuff?

That was just for the park. For how many days? Just to get into the park. That was three days. We only did two. But for a three-day pass. Because it was more money if I got two-day passes.

I was like, what the fuck? They know what they're doing. Isn't there some ridiculously expensive members-only club inside of Disneyland where you have to pay $10,000 a year or some shit to get in? Is it Club 33? Some insane amount

of money. It's like for celebrities and shit like that. And you know there's adults that have that, right? With no kids. Oh, for sure. It's like an exclusive VIP invite only almost kind of shit. Yeah, this is like rich, rich, A-class celebrity rich. It's the Illuminati of Disney adults.

It was where the only place you could drink for a long period of time was the only place you could drink for a long period of time. It was the only place you could drink. In Magic Kingdom. Yeah. Alcohol. Initiation fee is $25,000 and annual fees are $12,500. Initiation fee at $25,000.

Initiation fee. $12,000 a year after that to maintain your membership. You have to suck off the mouse or something? Like initiation? Keep that $25,000 out! like initiation when cody started his crazy business of podcasting you know what he didn't think about merchandise but now he's selling what merch and it couldn't be easier all because of shopify if you've shopped on bunkerbranding.com you've used shopify shopify is a global commerce platform that helps you sell at every stage of your business.

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Charles E. Cheese? The Rat Casino? More my speed. Bro, I took my The Rat? My dad. My dad. The Rat Casino with his fucking gold coins.

Bro. Hey, kids. We'll play some games. It's a fucking Italian accent. You want to buy some coins? Smoking a cigar. Man, Disneyland's way better, actually. I almost got kicked out of third grade for selling shit.

Tell us more. What? So the fucking Boy Scouts, when I was in third grade, were raising money by selling these peanut butter and jelly flavored lollipops. So I came to school with like a $100 bill because I never spent any of my money from birthdays or Christmas. And I bought all the lollipops from all the Boy Scouts. They were a quarter apiece. I bought fucking all of them from all eight Boy Scouts. And then I went and sold them for $2 apiece to everybody else i made a ton of money in third grade they

wanted to kick me out of third grade the fucking principal told my parents i was going to be a drug dealer if my son did that i would be so proud my parents were they're like no he's an entrepreneur fuck you that's capitalism boy like god damn so this boy's got a good head on his shoulders i like i had a proud dad moment literally two days ago because my dad works at this construction company and uh they had like the company picnic where all the employees come and they had games for kids and shit and they had these little gold coins that the kids could win by doing you know whatever games they had out and then they could take their coins and go buy prizes cutter is three my oldest son and he had like all these coins that he had won and he goes up to the prize counter he's like i want that toy and i want that toy and i want that

toy and the lady's like okay it takes this many coins and i like explained to my three-year-old you have to give her 15 coins and he's like i don't want to and i was like buddy that's the only way you can get to get the toys and he's like i'd rather have the coins it's like fucking okay so now my kid just has like 50 of these gold coins that aren't good for anything but he wants the money and i love it he just recycles them he just dude i could actually smelt them he just sell the precious metals and then buy it on amazon he just kept all the coins for some fucking reason. He's like, Dad, Juan, I don't need your

fucking allowance anymore. I know. He throws a coin at his dad. Get away. Get yourself something cute. I don't want to alarm you, but I think the games are rigged by the rat. Rat looks shady as shit, dad.

Are the rats building tunnels? Oh, no. Oh, no. There's a wire around the casino so we can operate with impunity. Oh, no. I hate Disneyland. That is like Chuck E. Cheese's

The minorities. Oh, yeah. I didn't say that shit. I did. Do you know how many Mexicans go to Disneyland? It took me a second to register. What the fuck? Sorry about Disneyland, but Chuck E. Cheese is a very minority.

My people love that. Not the Asians. They afford Disneyland. Have you seen how much they've changed it since we were kids remember we had the like the ball pit and the tunnels and stuff and like you could actually like everything was fucking funny yes and now it's like purely just gambling and you can drink there now really oh it's a lot yeah fuck lots of games do they have the animatronic no they did away over the animatronics no damn it did did away with it. Did they get rid of the animatronics? No.

Damn it. Did you have that mouse in the shitty pizza? Yeah, because I was going to say, kids in our generation, if they get rid of the animatronics, they're never going to realize why Five Nights at Freddy's was weird. Also, have you seen the new animatronics on the tech they use? Fucking Disneyland's animatronics are weird. Like the Star Wars section? The face projection stuff they use now? And just animatronics are weird. Like the Star Wars section. The face projection stuff they use now? And just animatronics.

I was like, the Star Wars one, it looks like the actual actors are just up there talking and making eye contact. And you're like... Yeah, because back in our day, it was just like... Yes! But now it's just wild. A mouth moving with an audio track playing that didn't sync up

no it was it was like it looked like watching a bad like asian fighting it's like puppeteering it's dubbed yeah so they're they're fluid now they just like bro they like do it like fingers move everything and they're like oh my god you, you guys are finally here. Holy shit, we need to do... They don't say that. Hi, Charlie. Go fuck yourself. Holy... Hi, Ray from Star Wars here. I need a fucking cigarette. Did you go make a lightsaber? That's the only thing

I would ever want to do there. I didn't make the lightsaber. I did go to the bar. The lightsabers... I haven't been to the bar yet. In Disney World? Gangster. They had a line... The one time I went, they had a line that was like an hour and a half long just to get there. I haven't been to the bar in the Disney world. Dude, the bar is gangster. They had a line. The one time I went, they had a line that was like an hour and a half long just to get there. I'm like, dude, I'll just go to the bar outside a Disney property that's like a tenth the price.

And, you know, drinks. There's still an alien behind the counter. What would you like oh shit aliens he's also he's also got a weapon if you drink enough you'll have one too oh no holy fuck

but no isn't the lightsaber like 200 dollars or something how much are those i don't know but if i'm going to disney i'm doing it like do they put on a good that was an amazing experience just walking in there and be like holy it's a it feels like you are in star wars the The bar, dope as shit. We just got right in, and then you just have a line. They have, like, their kids are allowed in there, but the drinks, they have hard drinks. I was like, oh, wow, they're not holding back on the booze here. And you're allowed. They do cut people off at two drinks because they're like, eh, let's not have shit-wrecked adults.

That'd be dope, though. So dope. The bouncers are all dressed like han solo and chewy beating the fuck out of parents they've got actual guns with like the pepper bullets dude it was a good ass experience i was like fuck yeah say what you will about disney they there's a lot of reasons to hate on disney like especially like trust me i know but the uh they do immersion so well in their parks it is i love the craftsmanship i love the creativity of it like part of me will always

fucking just dig that yeah they do a top tier show like which also goes into one segment i would love to talk about with y'all the new deadpool wolverine hold on oh yeah i'm sorry did you see what the new toy story is about yeah have you seen the teaser for the new toy story no the new toy story toy story five is that what we're on we're toy story five toy story five is uh they teased it and the teaser is a picture and it shows like woody and buzz and all the toys peeking over. And it's a kid underneath a bed sheet, clearly holding a tablet playing video games.

So like the new toy story is toys versus tablets or technology. So the toys are going to be trying to like compete with tablets and iPads and shit. And I was like, that's going to be cool. There's going to, there's no way that isn't depressing. I maybe, I hope not.

I feel like that's the only way they can... Toy Story has progressively gotten more depressing. Yeah, the kid's going to turn like nine and you just hear the Pornhub jingle. Dun, dun, dun. Fuck! You've got cancer, Andy! Andy, you have cancer.

You've seen the meat candy. Oh, yeah. You never come back from infinity, Andy. It's like seeing the face of an angel. Anyway, sorry. Deadpool versus Wolverine. Did you watch it yet? Oh, yeah.

Okay. So good. Everyone agrees that was just everyone literally everyone the box office everything they broke a bit that's the first rate that is the highest grossing rate movie of all time now or the fastest to break a billion i think yeah and no like now it's grossing it passed passion of the christ which very that's hilarious to compare the two but yeah very complicated marvel jesus they made the joke in the in the movie yeah like they knew it was gonna happen it's just like like i don't understand like you guys know the recipe like you guys have

the comic books you have the cheat sheet all you gotta do is do what's in the comics and make a fuck ton of money you're like nope lesbian space witches that's what we're going with who pays to see this shit weird what if we made them happy imagine that borderlands 110 million dollars that and made 11 million dollars is it out bomb yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. It's horrible. That's hilarious. I didn't know. 8% on Rotten Tomato. So I actually, somebody approached me to get one of my guns in that movie.

And I said no. Good. Yeah. I just looked. They're like, oh, yeah, we can get this in there. Like, we won't even charge you. Just give us the gun. I was like, no.

Like, that looks like shit. And I would actually be embarrassed. Don't f*** it. There's no. I will try to keep this spoiler free. That's f***ing hilarious, by the way. Good for you. That's f***ing awesome.

I saw the cast and everything. I saw Kevin Hart, which I like Kevin Hart as a comic. I hate him in anything he's in. He's not... I hate any script he's given. It's trash. That was the worst casting

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And then all the female actresses, Kate Blanchett. She's a fantastic actress. She can't play a 20-year-old. Sorry about that. She's like, what, 50? What he said. She's fucking 50

and then Jamie Lee Curtis is supposed to be playing a 30-year-old. They were talking about the borderlands. She's playing a 30-year-old and she was doing fucking probiotic yogurt commercials a decade ago that's a bold strategy she was old when i was in middle school right that's what i'm saying they i dropped the ball and i but i'm so glad both came out at the same time to show it's like hey

just fucking you know what you can do follow the guidelines or just have fun with the wolverine deadpool literally just said they made fun of disney during the movie and then they just they just don't hold back the entire fucking time and i love it so much when uh quick spoiler when uh captain america uh chris evans chris evans shows up and you're like god it was so fucking funny he was like wait what flame on he's like what huh i i fucking and that that speaks to something that it speaks to something that i preach about a lot where it's like okay if you have somebody with a singular vision a vision like a creator like or a founder of a company right that has a great

idea and they like follow it through like you see any of it like uh uh apple uh steve jobs steve jobs thank you steve jobs walt disney any of these people like as long as they're at the helm things will do well but as soon as you give it to a board, it gets fucked. You should run it through 55 people that aren't successful and see what they think and make them happy. Sounds like a coffee company. As soon as you... As soon as...

As soon as as soon as you I need another beer he's on hire let him go as soon as you take the founder's vision away and give it to a board of people that aren't successful shit up it's like Ryan Reynolds always was like a singular guy

who was successful in his own right had a vision wanted to fulfill it. The board tried to fuck it, and he fucked them back and released that trailer without their knowledge and fucking like basically forced them into giving the fans what they want. And then ever since then, they've given him what he wants, and he fights back when they try to fuck him. He prints money for them doing just Deadpool as Deadpool. And then they cut. I love that they cut, apparently, Marvel. Captain Marvel and She-Hulk, they were supposed to be in it,

and they cut those scenes. Good. The fucking Marvels movie that just came out? Whatever the fuck that was. They all fucking bombed, and then you just had perfection. And even that movie had emotion. It had really good, fantastic acting. Hugh Jackman.

That boy. Shredded as fuck. And the scenes with him shirtless and the reveal and everything is so fucking good. Oh, God. Go, Cavalry. If we could spoil that. Oh, yeah. I told you spoilers before.

Fucking spoilers again. It's still good when you watch it. It doesn't matter if we spoil it it's fucking great not to nerd out but did you know that their healing factors are polar opposites of one another one's based off of the death it's like cells dying and having to repair deadpool's based off of death and wolverine's based off a life so like wolverine just immediately gets replaced with brand new living healthy cells immediately whereas dead immediately gets replaced with brand new living healthy cells immediately. Whereas Deadpool gets replaced with also dying cells, but in a different phase of death.

So like all the cells that Deadpool regenerates with are like cancerous cells that are also dying. So they're like, they're literally like yin and yang as far as like life and death. But they're, they're, they're the same in that they can both never die. So Deadpool is constantly dying and Wolverine is constantly healing. Constantly living and have the yin and yang aspect in that they're both perpetually immortal on opposite ends of the spectrum. That's kind of cool. Dude, and that fight scene in the minivan.

It went on for so long. They have jujitsu in cars now. I've been wanting to do it for so long. That's all I could think about that entire fucking show. It's a Russian thing, right? No, they do it in America. Really? Oh, yeah.

No, it's straight up. You start jujitsu, driver and shotgun in a car. 60 miles an hour highway. No, I mean straight up. You start jujitsu, driver and shotgun in a car. 60 miles an hour highway. No, I mean, the car is parked in the water. But it's a legit jujitsu match starting buckled up in a car. Are they allowed seatbelts and shit? No, you're buckled in at the start. Oh.

So part of the strategy. That's what I was thinking. Like, just a buckled seatbelt. Dead serious. That's part of the strategy. That's. So some of the strategy is literally trying to grab your seatbelt and their seatbelt

at the same time so you can unbuckle yourself and they can't unbuckle and get it. Oh, it's hilarious. You can walk around, Connor. Show your face, dog. Thank you, buddy. You're welcome, dad. I love you. I love you too, dad. You're not a disappointment like my future children. I'm sure they'll be great.

They're going to be fucking dope. What are you talking about? I want to try one of these taters. Get it. Dude, they're so... You better like it because the tater man comes. Tater cheese. The tater man's going to get you.

The tater man. It smells like cheese. It's because it's cheesy. It's onion and cheese. I just picture a show in the bathroom. She turns the light off. She's like, tater man, tater man. I can't do it.

Flips the light off. Can't say it three times. Yeah. She's like, I'm't do it you say tater man three times your car blows up it was that you just hear a boom outside it was we were talking about on the pka podcast when i was on the other day it was the uh the the guy who's like huffing uh it was like a reddit post of a guy who's huffing like spider killer or whatever the fuck. He's like, he's writing in his journal. He's like, hmm, 11 huff okay, 12 huff poop man come. And just like the next slide is a shit bed. What the fuck did you stop me from telling Cody at brunch?

I don't remember. Oh, hold on. Damn it. If I can do this really quick. You guys will like this. This was a bar in Tampa. When I was in Tampa,

me and Sav did that quick vacation. We literally landed and then left and you guys went to Florida. I was like, oh, what the fuck? We were at like 9 o'clock. The bar closed at 10. So like, hey, we'll grab food really quick. Just grab food really quick.

Before they close, we don't want to be the assholes. Go there. They're like, oh, well, kitchen's closed. I'm like, you fucks. Guy comes over. He's like, I'm so sorry. Here's two shots on the house. I was like, okay, that's a good start.

I was like, well, order two drinks then. Ordered two drinks. Or three shots because he did one himself with us, the bartender. So we all drank. What a guy. Dude, that's all I needed. And we had our drinks and then he brought two more. He's like, hey, I just made these.

You want them? He just made shots. He followed the recipe. Just cooking them yeah just brewing them rev up those fryers we're making shots so he's like here you want more we're like fuck yeah and then he's like hey i made these espresso martinis he brought them out i'm like man his bill's gonna go to fuck actually yeah dude and then he brought chips out he's like hey the chef uh he just cooked some chips and some dip for you guys, if that's good.

I was like, fuck yeah. Hell yeah. I appreciate it. American chips or British chips? American chips. French fries? Mexican chips. They were fucking corn chips.

Tato man happy. Tato man very happy. Goes back. We have a couple more. Order one more drink. Drink. And then we're like, hey, close out the thing. He's like, hey, Very happy. Goes back. We have a couple more. Order one more drink. Drink. And then we're like, hey, close out the thing. He's like, hey, don't worry about it.

Just one cent. He just put it. One cent was our bill. He was like, just if you could give us a Google review. That's it. I'll cover everything else. So you tipped him 0.02 cents. Exactly.

I was like, exactly. One cent still. Daddy always told me. But District South, fucking District South in Tampa. Do you remember the guy's name? It was like two J's. Wow, he made an impact. Two J's.

My brain is also into multiple. Was his name JJ? I can't come up with another name that's got two shots yeah it was like joseph joey sorry sir john jameson there but jingleheimer schmidt give some i just want pictures of spider-man i was just so happy. I was like, holy shit. Joshua, I was right. Joshua and Lewis, not two Js. One J and an L. Close.

It's close in the alphabet, I guess. But holy fuck. There was a famous expedition. Almost named that. Yeah, I remember. Literally. Mark had one cent. It's okay. King Tribe got it. i'm fine one cent i was like oh man you guys are fucking dope and these guys had no idea anything like they didn't know it nothing they're like what do you do for

work i was like i just dumb shit dumb shit i drink and i know things and at that time i was shit wrecked sad i've never seen her so i saw her shit wrecked the other night she was way more wrecked oh bro yeah oh dear oh the kiwis got yeah they got her or those those motherfuckers i can. Because they did a drinking game based off of every time Nick did this. Yeah, every time I got embarrassed, in their opinion, they did a shot. They were fucked up 30 minutes in. That's what they were doing shots on. I was hammered. It happened every other sentence.

I'm like, I've known you for a long time. I don't know if I'd ever say I've seen you truly embarrassed. They were literally doing like any time I did this, which is just like my normal state of being, I think. You're the thinker. They decided to do a shot about it. I can't help it. I'm sorry.

What was on the agenda? Wait. We were talking about. I'm sorry. Yeah. Brunch. I was telling something to Cody and you made me me stop talking what were we talking about i told you to write it down oh i thought that was a police officers in uk oh the uniforms oh my god have you

seen this the rant because i was like oh is it you know okay cops in the uk and i think it was germany but for sure the uk pictures just came out that cops are starting to wear like fucking chain mail headdresses because of knife attacks there's SWAT teams going into buildings wearing chain mail because they don't have guns they're just worried about knives. That's level four armor in the UK. I was about to say, we're just... Everything's just regressing in the chain mail. We're going back to Pykes, homie. We got to Kevlar, and now they're like, no chain mail.

Oh, yes, the police showed up. I just want to see a trebuchet hit a fucking apartment. In America, we have the Claymore Roomba. In the UK, we have hot oil poured over the second floor. Nature is healing moats are about to become meta again bro the uk shit's wild you saw them like they're talking about extraditing americans i've never laughed so hard my entire life like dude i like our group of

friends is better armed than the entire uk police department and i'm not even saying that ironically well i i like looked into it because i was going to do a video on the whole zombie knife thing for uh fat files and like the way the uk law enforcement departments work is really funky because like you have your normal uh like your patrolling police your constables and they're like just rolling around, like not very armed by, by like the American death. Yeah. Like pepper spray and a fucking nightclub or whatever.

And a taser. But like the, the way it works is like, if somebody has a weapon, like say you had a fucking machete or something and you were like having a mental health episode in the UK constables would like surround you and their job would be just to keep everyone else away from you so you can hurt anybody while they wait for a tactical fucking SWAT team to show

up whereas america is just like no literally any street level cop would be like hey please put the knife down yeah yeah really quickly unless it was a female cop they'll just roll up and shoot you no matter what it's like going it's like gta it's like gta going from like one star to four immediately hey cody eating on your gender would you uh cody what would you want to expand on when brandon got pulled over no fuck that would you? No, fuck that. If you were in the woods alone, would you rather run into a grizzly bear or a female cop? I don't know if this helps the question at all, but do I have a gun? That makes it worse that's the new trick you just started on

sorry you don't have to answer that it's fine it's okay i already know my answer i know i just i'm picturing in my head this is the shot it's like reaching back Appear big. It's a cut to Cody. Appear big. And then you turn and get shot. I'm just thinking it's a cut to Cody like in The Revenant. I made the right choice. Happy.

He survived that one to be fair in The Revenant. Don't appear big to a female. Oh, man. That's a shirt. Dude, you can't say that when I'm taking a sip of a drink, dude. That's a shirt, Cody. You need it. Don't appear big to the fever

the survival advice is all the opposite it's like a black bear he played it oh fuck oh god sorry you just have that checklist of things to be fair that's the same with a male Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Sorry. You just have that checklist of things. To be fair, that's the same with a male cop. You just ran up on him like... Probably not going to end great for you. Oh, my God.

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Go now. I'm going. So medieval times. Am I right? I had a dream the other day. Remember when Steven Seagal had a cop show? Oh, God. Yeah.

I had a dream that him and Cody were partners. It was the funniest shit on the planet. The whole time I was just being like, Cody was just hung over the entire time. Stop. Stop. To be fair, he wouldn't get out of the chair. Stop wrist locking people from inside the driver's

seat of the cruiser. I just love in your dream. Cody was hung over art imitating life. seat of the cruiser. I just love in your dream Cody was hung over. Art imitating life? Oh, fuck, dude. I'm so happy with today. God, that's the funniest I've laughed since the New Zealanders. Dude, those guys killed it.

We've had some bangers. Like, banger after banger after banger after banger fucking y'all beautiful humans out there love it too you guys liked faith i know it'd be dope i can't believe that they brought a fucking their own toaster because they thought americans didn't have toasters it's well to be fair they were right with this house but i mean this house doesn't count we literally use it to film podcasts and drink alcohol man i've never looked over there and just seen the sea of booze on that countertop yeah it's fine don't worry about it it's for the guests you could kill any homeless guy with the

amount of booze and the irish whiskey of course i will i might do one too i will say it, speaking of which, it was actually hilarious for me because I just happened to, oh, hello. Yeah. All the boys. I parked my Cybertruck somewhere like downtown San Antonio, like just to grab something real quick and get back in. And I got back in and I didn't realize until like I walked back to my car there was a homeless person that was sleeping on the ledge like right next to where i was parked i thought you're about to say the ledge of your truck because it's got so many edges on it it was just like the uh the raccoons breaking into the back but no i'm just sitting there i'm like man me being in a downtown like downtown type of uh layout getting into a cyber truck while a homeless person sleeps

next to a shopping cart right next to me that is like it is cyberpunk as fuck this is like a cyber dystopian like critique on capitalism i I'm a popular opinion. And it can pull itself out. So you're like, ew, it's so close. Ew, brother. You can't drive this. I don't know that Cody will have a strong opinion. I feel like you should have to have a special license to drive a Cybertruck, to be completely honest with you.

No, because I won't get it. I'm just saying, like, look, if I need a special license to drive a truck with air brakes, I feel like a 7,000 pound vehicle made out of jagged edges and stainless steel that goes 0 to 60 in 2

seconds should maybe have some qualifiers behind it. To be fair, if you buy a fucking Raptor and just load it down with 5,000 pounds of lead in still not still not accelerating as fast well yeah not even close fucking skill issue like it's also not made out of sharp edges it doesn't matter although it's really cool that like i guess the doors are bulletproof that's kind of neat apparently none of the fenders are i didn't i i I'm not getting shot at. I don't fucking care. In America, we...

I wonder if... Europeans can't comprehend. This isn't an issue in America? I wonder if SDI would buy a cyber truck so we could shoot it and test it. What? They could use mine as long as they replace the doors. I mean... If that's a standing offer,

I'd do it. What are we talking about, oh god we're doing that people shit talking SDI let me check the list SDI talk oh there it is oh shit oh no I've been thinking about doing this video for a while on the beat channel just doing like hey we need to talk about SDI but you know what better place than to do it here when i'm not prepared to do it now no i want to talk now no we do this is i okay so if if you don't know what we're talking about at at first it was way worse because i think trout trout of course if you say his name two times, he appears. The original thumbnail is what you've seen that I've seen, which is I'm glad you think that's as funny as I am. And they switched it.

I think that might be a different video. I looked. I think it might be a different video. They probably just did the beta test and we can run different thumbnails all at the same time. I might be talking on my ass, but I swear I saw it. I swear to God, I did too. Either way, they ran his face in the first three seconds.

Is it that one there? Yep. They didn't have that. So the original did not. It was his face off to the side and then it said it's SDI scam and then it did the autoplay. So they switched it.

Got it, okay. So originally it was just Mike's face and everything and I didn't see, I don't look at like who's playing. It's just a natural like, oh Grantham is video. So I scrolled and it started playing Grantham starts talking. So I was like, oh, this is a fucking Grantham video.

Literally what I thought. Oh yeah, because they did open it with that one. Yeah. So I was like, oh, this is fucking weird. Weird. And then and then going into that and then it switched so i was super caught off guard i didn't know what the fuck was going on and that's where i was like wait hold that's i text you that day remember i was like what's this about oh yeah and i was we're fucking really going there huh here's the thing is like i think sdi sponsored one video of mine over a year ago for like 15 seconds it was like nothing like i i don't really have any attachment to sdi at this point whatsoever and i was like i mean well fuck it maybe i don't know

i looked into them the for the 15 second ad I did two years ago before I was relevant and they seemed fine. But fuck it. I'll watch your entire video and hear you out. And every complaint they had a plot. Sure. I mean, it applied to SDI, but it also applied to every other two year degree on the fucking planet because they were like, you know, if you graduate from SDI, you're not going to

be a master gunsmith you know if you get a two-year degree in fucking anything somebody won't hire you immediately because of it yeah no shit like i don't why didn't my masters in medieval arts pay out to be honest like i i looked into this a long time ago because like i heard people like bitching about it especially with the whole like gi bill thing yep you know that i mean this talk's been going around for a while and i looked into it and whatnot and the conclusion i came to was and look sdi is one of the main chances uh main uh main sponsors of the channel and if they drop me because of this then whatever it is it's is what it is like i'll find money elsewhere i don't really care uh like i i always say my real

opinion like when i'm talking in like situations like this i say my real opinion like when I'm talking in situations like this I say my real opinion whether or not it's popular or I'll make money on it you know what that makes you? it means you actually back what you support it's called integrity it's called integrity we'll also do like a Raid Shadow Legends ad

and like you know what if you want to play Raid have fun it's a fucking mobile game who gives a fuck if you want to do SDI, have fun. It's a fucking mobile game. Who gives a fuck? If you want to do SDI, if you're making a life-changing decision, I guarantee, like, you're going to fucking look into it. You know what you're going to learn? Please do your own fucking research. You're going to learn.

And if you have an SGLI bill, you're going to get fucking paid. SGLI? Yeah. Much different thing. GI bill. Oh, that's the one when you die. No, SGLI is actually a thing. Oh, no, I know. That's a real acronym. Yeah, but that's the one when you die, right? Huh? S That's the one when you die.

That's a real acronym. I know it's a real acronym. SGLI Bill is when you die? Yeah, I think so. I thought it was like a fucking stolen valor right now. I don't even remember what it is. SGLI is like your next of kin kind of shit. I think so. SGLI is when you get $50,000.

$200,000. But my whole thing is like my whole thing is like if you think that you are going to learn everything you need to know about gunsmithing to get a real career and like be able to open up your own place or whatever based on a two-year internet degree you're fucking retarded but if you if you have no other choice like if you're if you're in a situation where like hey i can't move halfway across the country to go to a gunsmithing school and like dedicate the time to you know do three years doing hands-on stuff but i'd like to at least get my start in it and i'd like to like learn basic stuff that you know i i just i don't i don't know then

sure that's a that's a great spend of a gi bill most of which people don't fucking use anyway the part that that was like the part that pissed me me off is there was a ton of comments of people that were like, I never planned on using my GI Bill, but this was an accredited program, so I got to take essentially two years off, get paid, get to party, do whatever, get a degree in something that I was interested in, and then I got to go do whatever after the fact. And now I can go to machining school or whatever. And like,

that's fucking cool, which I think is fine. And then, yeah. Is it not a value? Like if somebody were to show up applying for a job at your shop and they had a two year, like a program they had gone through,

would that not be of more value to you? Can I see somebody something real quick? Yes, sure. Do you like? I raise my hand. As the host of the podcast. As the host, yeah. Hi. So what I always say is I don't give a fuck about your paper.

If that school motivates you to go further and you research and you develop past that, that is what I want as an employee, as a business partner, anything like that. Because that shows initiative and it shows drive. That piece of paper, I don't give a fuck about. Most of the guys here don't have... Does anyone have a college education? I have a couple of two-year degrees.

Guess what I'm an expert in? Nothing. Shut up, Jake. Jake, the attorney. Jake, fuck you, lawyer. Fuck you, Jake. Where did you go? Notre Dame?

Are you still a practicing attorney, sir? That's why you knew Condoleezza Rice went there. Jake has a degree. The hunchback of the unsub house. Fuck off. We start beating him. Loudly crumpling chip bags in the background. But that's the thing.

I've never hired off of a degree, ever. I don't care. I care about your practical experience. And that's what I try to tell people. Like, with SDI, it's like, yeah, if you want to just only do an online degree while you're doing other shit, you're, like, doing other things while you get your GI Bill, like, doing at least something with it, and then, like, get some practical experience, like, intern at a gunsmith shop, you will never, ever be able to substitute real-world experience for shit you do online you you do like you gotta do both you gotta do

shit in tandem what do you mean i'm not gonna be an expert after i do a two-year online course brandon yeah god damn it well that's that's another thing me and connor were talking about the other day is like if they're like well you know you could just learn everything you learn on sdi like fucking on youtube it's like, you could say that about literally any trade. Imagine how I feel going to fucking history school. I know. I was going to call back to the joke I made when I was on here with you when you were like, I'm going back to college to get my degree in history. And I was like, what are you going to go work at the fucking history factory?

Yeah, exactly. He's just Britain history. Packaging it and shipping it out who have college degrees that are they do not use at all i don't have one granted i worked a fucking skilled trade for forever now i have a bullshit made up job but uh and it's wonderful but uh i feel like i'm okay in history i have no degrees in it yeah no it's your own volition. You've chosen to learn something you may not have had the chance to learn otherwise. Harvard has fucking lectures for free on YouTube you can watch right now. They also sell courses on Taylor Swift.

They cost tens of thousands of dollars. No, but they also have free ones. Literally. I took a sociology course from Harvard online that would have cost me, I'm assuming, $10,000? I think my whole thing that this is where I get my fucking ass chapped a little bit is when people say, like, is it a scam? It's like,

okay, well, it is no more a scam than any other fucking college. Yeah, like literally unless you're going to engineering school, like doctor, nursing, or to be a lawyer, no. It's the same shit that's my advice i give people in person like if you're if you're not getting a degree in like if you're not trying to be a doctor or a lawyer or maybe an engineer yeah you like it i don't like i feel like your

your time could be spent better elsewhere show what degree do you have? Video game development. Video game development. I did not know that. How many video games have you developed? Zero. Fucking none. Guess what show does fucking do? Social media and business. HR degree.

A what? HR degree. She does not use an HR degree ever in this. I fucking promise you, you don't. We just learned she has an HR degree as a whole. Can I talk to you after the podcast about the things Eli has made me touch? Talk to HR. Oh my God.

A woman. Hold on. Hold on. Cody, was it at 76% strength? Yeah. Then it's appropriate. I knew you'd get that. Get a butt cheek on here. Cody, you've got to stop saying retard so much.

Go talk to HR. I just punched her in the face. She came back to me and said, everything's fine. I was like, where'd that black guy come from? I just, I can't wait for the moment that the people... Don't throw an encyclopedia at me. Jake is in the

background. He said for legal reasons. I'm supposed to say that's a joke. That's a joke. I'm going to say two things that seem kind of contradictory right now but like if i for the people who are talking shit about sdi like there are legitimate reasons to say that like you don't think it's the best option like i understand that uh there's a lot of reasons to talk shit legitimately about like college degrees in general and like i'm one of those people that is like a proponent for like hey dude

if you don't need a college degree like maybe seek other options first don't do it first like first off but also the people that have doubled down on shitting on sdi and they've made it part of their personality i can't wait for them to go through this podcast and try to cancel us next because we had an ulterior opinion bring it first of all we have a great track record of almost bringing down enemies of the podcast. Well, the annoying part for me is like people in general, all people, I don't care what walk of life you're from. Everybody loves to be a giant killer. Everybody wants to be David going against Goliath.

Goliath. I love Goliath, dude. There's always the constant like everybody's willing to hop on the bandwagon. David going against July, Goliath, July, July, July. Um, but like, so there's always the constant, like everybody's willing to hop on the bandwagon of trying to get rid of something huge all the time. So if somebody, if you've never cared about somebody's opinion until they started shitting on somebody else,

you should reevaluate whether or not you should hop on that bandwagon because of their entire bandwagon is just shitting on other people. It's probably not great. Let me tell you the lowest hanging fruit with social media is shitting on things that are popular. If you can't be interesting on your own, like this is not an attack on anybody in particular. This is just like in general, like this is just a rule that I've noticed. I've been doing this for fucking over 10 years. If you can't get popular doing anything else, you shit on things that are established because if what is the old saying?

Or show your tits. Or show your tits. That's true. Try it, Nick. You should give me a little fucking areola here. If what is it? It's like you talk about me because if you talk about yourself, nobody would listen. Yep.

It's hating on others for no that's why you're not successful if your sole purpose in life is they it's holding yourself back it is shitting on others on your boss not saying like i was wasn't giving opportunities other people had a better than popular video on youtube of all time makes it to the number one spot after two days for shitting on other people do you have a fucking issue of what you're doing and that is the problem you don't fucking do that that is why you are unsuccessful in life you your main focus is why why do they suck why why why didn't they why did they hold me back? Instead of what every motherfucker at this table has done,

I got to do better. I got to do better. I got to do better. No one at this table thought I'm sucking or that video didn't get views because X, Y, and Z. It was like, I sucked on that video. It didn't perform. I even at the gate of doing college, like Brandon did, is, hey, this isn't for me.

How do I be successful in this field? I'm going to be repetitious in this field. I'm going to do years. Not fucking weeks. Not months. This is years in this field in order to be successful. Cody fucking DM me at 18,000 on, think 18 000 on youtube yeah 18 to 20 000 on youtube i want to hear that i've never heard the origin story of how you two even met i actually

want to hear this yeah i've never heard this yeah wait for real no i haven't yeah so we had like okay we've had i'll have cody tell it but just for before we tell that it is brandon i met you at how you weren't at 30k 30 40 something guess what it wasn't like well they're holding me back oh the algorithm's fucking me none of that shit mattered it was i want to be successful in this field i'm going content i'm going i'm hungry i'm fucking hungry i'm hungry what's your future book title oh yeah you're not shadow banned you're just boring that's it that's fucking it and like if you're not succeeding it's your fault one way or the other like and i like i know that's kind of like victim blaming or whatever fucking like

you should see failure as like as an opportunity to improve yourself if you're not doing well like in your state of life it's been that way for me like aside from all the internet shit just in you know when i was a fucking contractor like running my own business it's like if i if i didn't have customers booked out through the winter there was something i was fucking up it's not it's you know i need to get myself out there in one way or another it applies to all aspects of life and the woe is me like self-pity shit i have a childhood friend who i love very dearly but he loves any and every excuse to blame everyone but himself for anything that goes wrong in his life and it is it's a miserable state of being I just can't I can't fathom living in a self created world

where everyone is out to get you because that's not the fucking case say it what say you should have been an electrician and not a carpenter say it no I know that's where you're going say it I wish somebody else would have picked up after me that's what he's trying to get me to say

I wish I could have walked onto a job site and just left my fucking mess. Break the fucking drywall. God, fucking electricians. Fuck. But yes, the woe is me, self-pity shit will get you nowhere in life. Seriously.

My first instinct has always been, if I've ever failed at something where other people succeed, my first instinct is to ask, what did I fuck up that they got right? No. And I don't understand. Yeah, it's like, obviously it's the world's fault, not me.

If you're doing that, you are fucked and you are going nowhere. No one will remember your name. I will say that outright. Because you're a race, class, creed, how you're born, it doesn't fucking matter. We're actually the most – we are way more ethnically diverse at this table than the average social justice warrior conference. I can say – I'm like I grew up with seven people in a six or 700 square foot house. Poor as fuck.

We had mice and rats. We're like, and guess where? I dropped out of high i love i love that i can be like i dropped out of high school because i fucking hate school yeah oh yeah what age what year uh it was my uh senior year i was like fuck this your senior year yeah you're on the last lap of the mile you're like fuck it yeah i was like what did you do after? They said I have to do another.

They said, okay, you have to do one more year of school. You're going to have to repeat your senior year. I was like, it's not going to happen. You redshirted for a year. I was like, got it. I'm dropping out. I'm going to go get my GED. Got my GED.

Eli's got a GED. I got the GED. Got my GED. And then I started. Eli's got a GED. I got the GED. Good enough diploma. I did that. And then military. And then military. I was like, hey, I'm going to continue to learn. Continue better myself.

And the only reason I am where I am. I self-taught everything from videos to business to camera. And I watch it because you're a dumb ass fucker we're just saying something because like every professional youtuber i know as soon as they see you and they have a new camera they walk up like eli here do your thing they didn't even do your whole autism thing they just hand him the camera cody didn't even say anything today. Cody just went like this and handed it to me.

I grabbed it and was like, That is one thing I will say about you over everything else is that this just feels like the gang does self-improvement. You are always thirsty to learn shit. All I want. I'm calling you a thirsty hoe

i guess thirstiest of hoes it makes me so happy and then seeing like all you guys still it's the same thing it's driven and being around individuals that not fucking kill me if if i hear excuses it it kills me fuck you why i'm still mad at you for what i filmed half a video in your studio one time i fit i filmed 80 of my ching li video in my studio at home i filmed the last 30 you know 20 real but like after editing it was like 30 to 40 editing fixes at all or whatever but i like filmed the last chunk in your studio because i was here and i needed to get it done and like i had fucking a hundred comments eli's got a way better setup than battle like

talking to me like oh eli's got that good audio damn it you can't give them the good good or else they'll never come i know Oh, Eli's got that good audio. Damn it! You can't give them the good good or else they'll never come back. I know! But it's like refining the craft and finding business partners. Show is my favorite example of this. You have an individual that has a HR degree

and a Powerpuff Girls shirt and video game development. She doesn't touch it. Guess what she fucking slays? Social media, business development, and I mean, those two things. And then I don't know the other shit. If you have a high enough IQ,

you will slay at any profession you actually put time into. It's drive. Period. It's literally drive. I will like more than degree, more than anything, I don't care what your fucking education is. I've hired and fired a dozen people.

I don't care what your education background's like. I care how much you want to learn. I care how much you're willing to adapt to a new environment. I care how much you're willing to put in. Sweat equity matters to me. Oh, yeah. We have Jake. care how much you're willing to put in sweat equity matters to me oh yeah like we have jake we have this entire team is built off of sweat equity we've all done it we all came here on our own volition we all came here with our own shit like that's crazy concept because everyone

struggled through it and then if you have the opportunity from one of these individuals that you get to work with, it's learning and then continue to be like, okay, I need to be even better than that person at this job to impress them. You should impress the individual you're working with. That's how you get fucking raises. Maybe not in corporate world. Even then, I think you will fucking raises maybe not in corporate world even then i think you will fucking fly up the chain if you do that because that's like show you start at like eight hundred dollars a month she's well past and owns part of the company because her work ethic she has nothing no degree in social media raise your hand if you regret that. She's raising it so high with two hands.

Oh, Jesus Christ. She's quitting right now. She left. That is me. I also am part of the company because I make dick jokes. Come. Come. Dick.

It's great to see everyone has their slot and how you operate the business. And that's the most... Can we talk about shoes? We can talk about that. Can we talk about it? Wait, what? That's yours.

Editing fixes everything. Go ahead. Shoot flip-flop. We have some fucking sweet-ass shit about to come out. But it's like we know each person in the line of how they will push it and how it's marketed. And that is like you have two individuals with shoes. I love it's white people with shoes and Mexicans with flip-flops. My favorite part is like the chocolate line.

I've never realized that until now. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Actually pretty funny. It's kind of like class warfare. Coming to Pepperbox. Oh yeah. And now we have all these channels coming.

I love just hard work. If you want to be good in life. Fucking work hard. Learn your craft. Don't think you're the best at it. Think somebody else is way better at you. And you want to catch them. That is how you will be successful.

That is how you will develop yourself. I'll tell a really quick story that i've never told before uh i was on a plane to matt carriker's house actually the plane landed the plane landed at san antonio airport it wasn't like directly at matt's place he wasn't that big yet uh but it was fucking i don't know six years ago maybe maybe five years ago i don I don't remember. Whenever the first AR guys versus AK guys came out and he took it. And you guys, you did the video, the AK guys versus AR guys. They kind of spoofed my video. I remember that. He reached out to me.

He was like, hey, dude, I know we kind of like spoofed your video. We gave you a shout out. Do you want to come film some content? And I'm thinking like, oh, this is a guy that I've watched for fucking ever. Like this is dope. Yeah, no, I'd love to do that. This is fucking great. And I'm on that plane.

I'm just like, I'm writing out my priorities because I'm still, again, very young, hungry. I haven't really made my name in the industry at all. How old were you at this point? 21, 22. And then how many subs? I don't know. Maybe I'm guessing like 30, 40K. So this is like, is life-changing for you

getting that yeah no to me this is amazing i'm like dude i i have been able to legally drink alcohol for months like this is a crazy experience for me like i i don't you know it's it's i've always wanted this and i think this is what i've i've wanted since i was like 16 and i always thought like there's a future in this and i was just gonna push for it push for it push, it's, I've always wanted this. And I think this is what I've, I've wanted since I was like 16. And I always thought like, there's a future in this. And I was just going to push for it, push for it, push for it. I was maybe, I want to say 21, maybe 22, you know, somewhere in that, that timeframe. I don't remember now, but I wrote down on that airplane, like list of things I want to do. And like, just goals, like setting goals. I was constantly listening to like audio books and things that would push me forward. One of the things i wrote down was i want to be the biggest gun tuber ever

and at that point you got to remember at this point i was gun tuber number 242 i was low on that fucking list now i'm like four that feels great like okay maybe i didn't fucking what is it's the the old saying like uh aim for the uh better to aim for the uh the sky aim for the moon or aim for the stars aim for the stars and fall short than to aim for whatever aim for the clouds land on the roof yeah yeah that's exactly what happened it's like i just wanted to be here and i was going to work my ass off to get there and that's i mean i feel privileged to be surrounded by you guys so not to be gay about it but you should have talked shit about other people

to be honest with you i feel like it would have helped you more that was the cheat code apparently i didn't know that so i know i just want to say i love my friends because it's like you say that you're like not to sound gay or anything cody sent a sweet message which i love i love you for the message and then i sent a sweet message back it's. I love you for the message. And then I sent a sweet message back. It's always hyping your friends up, but it's also like, also you're gay. It's ending, building your

buddy up with something to knock him back down. By the way, that's this group of friends right here. I love you more than anything. Cody's message was, hey, you want to come on my podcast? Sure. Next message, hey, you want to come back?

Okay. Now I'm here. Good group of boys. It's the best group of boys. That's why I wanted to switch a thing. Every time everyone's around, I'm'm like this is my heaven right now also if we can talk about did you guys watch this politics the fucking breakdancing Olympics oh it's hot did you see this did anyone the kangaroo the kangaroo boy kangaroo my boy seen it australian

break dancing it was like this she's like i wish you guys could see what we're seeing this is not fucking chase pull this up did you guys watch it i watched it this morning yeah she looked like one of the Wayans brothers in the movie White Chicks auditioning for the breakdancing scene. This is Olympic level, too, which kills me. I didn't even know that was in the fucking Olympics. You know what pisses me off about this is that's in the Olympics, but Brazilian jiu-jitsu isn't i think it was a it was what it was like a publicity stunt where like somebody just sent in somebody purposely terrible so that everyone would be aware she has a master's degree she was dead ass serious she's like this is my artistic interpretation

she was that sounds like an artist yeah yeah and when you read about the back because now it's like people that have read about it in college and have got the college degree for breakdancing or whatever the fuck it is they're trying to defend her and be like why would you be so rude to that person it's like well first off you look retarded period uh second what the fuck australia how is that like i say any criticism with the same energy that i tell you on the whole modern art thing it's a tax front it's not even that the fun part about the olympics for me this year are like have you heard about the fucking the geothermal situation and everything else oh god what nick have you not heard about this no hit us with that oh god so france is like did you see all our faces france is like super hardcore into the like we need to reduce our

carbon footprint and all this bullshit so the olympic village this year isn't doesn't have air conditioning which is like a big issue when you have half your athletes coming from north of the equator from like countries that never break 80 degrees in the year. And they were like, we're not going to have air conditioning. We're going to have geothermal. And like I have geothermal in my house. I'm fucking selling my house and moving because it fucking sucks that much. So geothermal is just like we're gonna pump water into the ground and the ground is cold so then cold water is gonna circulate through your house and it's

gonna lower the temperature like my house is 70 degrees but it's it's a hundred percent humidity so it's like it doesn't it doesn't feel crisp like you open the door to my house it's like it's not crisp cool air hitting your face like when you open a fridge it's just like it's like okay well i'm not fucking dying anymore but also i don't feel like i'm regaining any health from that experience outside i can't save it here yeah enemies are still near i'm still taking radiation damage and fallout is how this fucking feels when I walk in my house. Down to plus one. Yeah.

That's how it feels. And they did that with the whole Olympic Village. There's literally Olympic athletes that have been caught sleeping in a park near the Olympic Village just because it's cooler outside in the shade than it is in the Olympic Village that they've supplied these people with. Are they required to sleep there? I don't think they're required to sleep there, but that's the only option they were given. So it's like you can sleep in this hot-ass house or you can do whatever.

So a lot of people have been super fucking pissed at France because they're not helping the best performance. Historically, that hasn't been great. The best performance of these athletes. It's been kind of a shit show the entire time German Olympic medalists very pissed at France that's atrocious I see a bad moon

rising it's horrible this Olympic games are fucked and then like the medals are already like the people that have won Olympic medals are already like the people that have won olympic medals are already like being rusty and shit because the the gold olympic medals this year are one percent gold so they're like already tarnished and rusty after like five seconds wait what is that for real no the olympic medals this year i think i i believe they are one percent gold

so they were literally versus like 1908. Like they were a hundred percent gold. Like it was a fucking gold bar you got for winning the Olympics versus now it's like fucking like patinas after time, literally a day is your thing. It's patina after a day. Like there's Olympic medal winners that have like posted and they're like, that's great.

I am like, it looks like after a week stimming right now to not explain why this is woodrow wilson's fault please please go ahead oh can we yeah go on oh we're gonna talk about woodrow wilson and the federal reserve and why our money's not worth anything yeah we'll do that and then why nick held back on uh the world war ii veterans about oh no yeah then we'll talk about fdr and then we'll talk about fucking macarthur dude you do you know how you sent that screen graph yeah oh yeah i sent that to nick five hours earlier me and nick exact same screen graph we were two out of our tongues trying not to talk about why fdr is one of the worst presidents we've ever fucking had you're like you old mans don't it wasn't it wasn't that it wasn't it was one of those like yeah you know these are american heroes but at the at the end of the day

it's like i love watching both of your faces because i was like i was watching brandon going like nick does his face i respect you far too much. Even try to have, it's like, uh, so I have, you know, my,

it's like my, my grandmother, uh, is, is my Oma. You know, I love her to death. She's a old German lady.

She's 92 this year. I could never argue with her about certain things that she believes, but my God, do I want to sometimes grandma, you're retarded. Need you shut the fuck up. No, it's not that, but, but my God, do I want to sometimes. Grandma, you're retarded. I need you to shut the fuck up. No, it's not that, but it's just like, oh, do you...

I bet you believe that. It's a different time, Brandon. She has a lot of things. She was a German civilian during World War II, so she has a lot to say about the Juden. It's like my grandmother in the Deep South. There's a lot of things she can't say. It was a different time.

You don't want to hear about the rock fights on the railroad tracks, buddy. Jesus Christ. Oh, Meemaw. What? Meemaw dumbed that, wasn't it? What did I miss? I'm wondering what what i missed the rock fights on the railroad tracks all right i genuinely want to know about this now what nana having the rock fights on the

railroad tracks with the the other people i think that makes it worse Somehow this is worse than talking about it. I came back ready to talk about MacArthur and you guys are like, that's some other shit. Cody's talking about the mud people again. The alternative alternative brain shadow legend's dad.

Cody's just like, you know. I just love how you gave me ownership over that but macarthur now what oh i talked a bunch of shit about macarthur and now everybody has like a bunch of questions i saw i saw your last video you kind of like dug into him a little i don't like him at all why it's not even a little bit i just i have zero fucking respect for him i guess like so macarthur here we go so today we're talking about so hold my thor's hammer it's mjolnir you fucking blasphemer i just love how you slide away though nick holds his hand and flies into his hands like he's the chosen one. General MacArthur is the most overrated general in the history of America by a factor that's not even quantifiable.

It's ridiculous how much I don't like this guy and how bad of a general he actually was. So General MacArthur is in the Philippines when the Japanese initiate World War II on America, right? Yes. And General Macthur gets an order to abandon the philippines so pt boat operatives i don't know how much you know about pt boats literally like wooden fucking speed boats come in and pick him up in the middle of the night and fucking whisk him away to safety while he abandons all of his men to die and face a baton death march alone which i don't know how

much you know about like you know oh the baton death people like you know like being in theater and then your leader just like peace bye i know that and figure it out like lieutenant colonel quit yeah go on so like not not very encouraging so he just like abandons his men. And the counter argument to that is like, well, he was ordered by the president to abandon his men. Now, personally, I'm against that. I'm like a big, you know, like captain goes down with the ship kind of guy. Like I, I don't know this for sure, but I like to think I would ignore that order. I feel like a lot of other historic people that I look up to would have also ignored that fucking order, but he didn't. I'm not the arbiter of reality. I don't get to choose morality. Maybe he values following orders over doing the right thing. And maybe that is the right thing.

I don't know. But then you fast forward to the Korean War and he gets orders to fucking stand by. Like, so if you don't know much about the Korean War, like the North Koreans attack the South Koreans, almost take over the entire peninsula. The Americans show up, beat the North Koreans back, secure South Korea, at which point MacArthur is ordered to fucking, okay, chill. I'm going to, I'm going to negotiate a peace treaty between North and South Korea. That's what the president told MacArthur to do. MacArthur is just like, nope, fuck it. I'm going to order all of the American forces to advance forward into North Korea, try to take over the entire peninsula, get within 40 miles of China's border which china is backing the north koreans

because they're all communist and then china attacks understandably so like imagine if brazil decided to try to take over all of south america and then they stormed up mexico and got within 40 miles of texas like america would understandably respond right yeah seems reasonable utterly fucking predictable some would say and they attack it ends up getting a bunch of marines surrounded by communist forces gets a bunch of fucking people killed and then he literally just ignored orders because he thought he was going to be the guy that like made the decision to fucking defeat communism out of nowhere and it backfires because fucking obviously, and then he never takes any heat for it.

Right. So then it kind of just sets a tone of like, okay, well he's willing to follow orders when it saves his own ass, but he's also willing to disobey orders when he thinks it's going to get him glory and honor and it backfires the entire time. And I don't like MacArthur and And neither do most World War II veterans. And neither does fucking anybody else that kind of reads anything about the guy.

And yeah. They accepted a really cool sword, though. Cut to a compilation of him smoking his corncob pipe on camera because he refused to do anything without a camera present. Well, people fucking died. He absolutely wanted to do Korea. Which I know a lot of... It's like the stereotypical boomer thing. It's like, we should have just let MacArthur

do Korea, goddammit. Which, you know, controversial. I talked to my grandparents. My grandpa was in Korea. Pause. Fucking... What happened to your glasses? Why am I wearing my... Relax. I almost said a Korea. Pause. Fucking. What happened to your glasses? Why am I wearing my?

Relax. I almost said a name. Relax. We can watch Unsub. Then you can leave. Jeffrey Dahmer. I wasn't going to mention any gun troopers. You know, there are three of them off the top of my head that I can name right now who

have the exact same pair of glasses. Love them. Love one of them. Biker Bayfield? No. Well, he's one of them biker bayfield no well he's one of them but um no the uh my grandpa who was in korea fucking hates macarthur most world war ii veterans and korean veterans hate macarthur yeah well and uh i was talking to my grandparents yeah so my my

grandpa who was in korea and his wife my grandma. And like at the time... Scandalous. Your grandparents were married? Good God. Or... Go on. Don't you ever say that word about grandma ever again, buddy. Have you seen my glasses?

Eli will be in my freezer soon enough. Well, you know, Dahmer only killed and ate gay men. I'm going to be in his frame. So you're going to be in his frame. But no, he was hated at the time. They called him crazy and shit, and he wanted to fucking nuke North Korea, and they were like, hey, maybe no.

You were saying the boomers wanted to nuke Korea? Well, it's kind of the stereotype. In modern day, it's kind of a boomerism of, we should have let MacArthur fucking... Oh, like the, we just need to turn the Middle East to glass. Yeah, that sort of thing is what I was getting at. It's like MacArthur has all the negative qualities of Patton and none of the upsides, in my opinion.

Yeah, I agree. He has all the character flaws and none of the upsides, in my opinion. Yeah. All the character flaws and none of the benefits. When you watch the motion graphic display of, oh, we're good, push. And then you watch Trina enter. Trina, player three enters the battle.

And then you just see Swarm. They were the America of their their side as far as that goes oh that's my point it's like he was ordered to stand down violated orders and like to me that's the entire reason why i don't like him like he's willing to follow orders to abandon his men in the philippines and maybe like maybe that's his moral ethical code like he just follows orders period and like that's it like i don't know he just follows orders period. And like, if that's it, like, I don't know if I like it,

but like, I can kind of respect it. If he's just a dude that like, if he's consistent, I follow orders period. No. And like, if he's super ultra consistent with it,

I can maybe kind of respect it. But then Korean war happens and he's like, it wasn't good enough for Nuremberg. I'm violating orders to get glory. And it's like, okay, so you're not just a dude that follows orders. You're literally just a dude that picks whatever the fuck he wants to do that benefits him the most, putting other people

at risk the entire time. And that's exactly what it is. And it's like, what did you think was going to happen when you knew that China was backing North Korea and you were like, I'm going to take over the entire fucking Korean peninsula and put my soldiers directly on China's border and expect them to do nothing like the most predictable shit on the planet. Like if I tell Eli,

Hey, I hate you. And I'm going to murder you and your family. Also, I'm going to show up to your front doorstep with guns and 50 other people and expect you to do nothing. And then Eli retaliates, and I'm like, this is completely unpredictable. I have no idea why this would have fucking happened. How did it happen? I feel shocked right now.

I'm so shocked. I would say that even if he was so rigid in his obeying orders, I disagree with that because all of American military history has been made by men who were told to do one thing and said, fuck that. I have principles. I'm going to do this other thing. I completely agree.

I'm just trying to be like ultra charitable. I'm trying to be like ultra charitable, and he still fucks it up with me being as charitable as humanly possible he still fucks it up so when you're talking about following orders hitler same punch line you beat me to the joke i know i saw i saw that brewing in your hand i was like talking about how how many upsides patent had had, what do you think about his idea that we fought the wrong enemy? I don't know about we fought the wrong enemy. I'm a pretty big fan of him saying, World War II ain't over.

We should keep fucking pushing and fight them too. Because last I checked, here's the thing that pisses me off about this shit. Everybody likes to talk shit about, oh, America didn't fucking join World War II until 1941. You know who else didn't join World War II until 1941 on the side of the allies? Was it the Soviets? The USSR. Well, it's a little backwards even.

They were fighting on the other side. Their whole argument is like, actually, the USSR is better than America because they joined World War II in 1939. Operation what, Barroso? On whose side? Oh, wait. They were on the fucking German side in 1939, 1940, up until 1941.

And then they had to switch after the Germans decided to fight them too. It's complete fucking nonsense. It pisses me off. Same reason I hate the Italians. Pick a goddamn team. Stop switching when you're losing. Yeah, and your tanks suck.

Your pizza's awesome, though. No, their pizza sucks dick. No, fuck you. Fuck you. No, pizza as a food? Fuck off. The Italians are good at two things, okay? Semi-automatic shotguns and

carbs. That's it. No. Okay. I'm on board. I'm on board. I love it. Vanelli can suck my dick. Have you ever bought a Vanelli? No, I can't afford one.

That was like the, what's it, barstool? You ever been to Nantucket it's fucking crazy have you ever bought one I can't afford it it's fucking awesome man the Turkish knockoffs are just as good

I have no authority my friends are very wealthy sorry about the turkey first off wait go back to pizza what I'm just I'm still sorry I'm just still upset I fucked up operation Barbarossa yeah you pointed it out and I got I'm

embarrassed you embarrassed me in front of Nick I know what you meant I know what you meant immediately you're Mexican it's okay I'm not supposed to know history oh also fucking comment section. Fuck you guys. Everybody got a little mad after the last time I went on a rant saying that it's illegal to talk about the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact. Like there were some people that were all butthurt saying it's not illegal to talk about that.

Sorry. It's not illegal to talk about the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact in Russia right now. It's just illegal to say the wrong opinion about it. You can literally look it up. In 2019, they literally started arresting people for saying like, yeah, we were on the side of the Nazis.

They started arresting me. It's illegal to have the wrong opinion about it. So go fuck yourself. Did you tell the story about the origin of the name of a Molotov cocktail? It gets the more aggressive i don't think i did no oh no yeah it was from the people who pay my bills fuck you hey you guys not 99 of you just the one percent that came out of nowhere because of the shorts algorithm okay fuck you guys yeah fight me in the comments. I have sources. LGBTQ. What?

We should pause the shorts. No, we don't bring that up. We don't bring that up. We are not going to talk about that. But the Molotov cocktail thing. I don't think you talked about the origin. I love the fucking, the story of the origin of the name Molotov cocktail. It was, yeah.

Don't worry about it. This episode is like... I just want to bring up, we started with Disneyland. My son with autism. And now we're here. Go on. Man with glasses. Yes, I'm informed. You can tell because I have fucking glasses on.

I'm starting my own streaming service. It's called Salt Triangle. Feel free to go check it out. Let me tell a story. Show, run. I bet I can run faster than you. So, the Molotov Ribbentrop pack or whatever. Pack, yeah.

You're correct. Give me your shot glasses while he tells this tale. We're doing halfsies because this is expensive. So that's not a halfsies. The Soviets were hiding the fact that they were very intentionally invading Finland

and they were going to split it with the Nazis same way they did fucking Poland. Yep. They split up all of Europe. Yeah. The Winter War came as a result of it. We all know that.

But the reason Molotov cocktails are called Molotov cocktails is because Molotov, of the Molotov-Riventrop Pact, was from the Soviet Union. He was the representative. And they were dropping bombs on Finland. And so I can't remember in what capacity. Obviously, this is before the UN. But they were talking about how, oh, this is for me. People are going to be so mad we're shooting this because it's very, very high quality Irish whiskey

and thank you again, Sean. People who were upset is a show. Sean, are you upset? Say it in Irish. What did you say, Jake? He said Winnebago. Winnebago. Winnebago win the show they were at uh hey shell in ireland do they call retirement accounts iras or what what's going on there i made that joke two years ago wait cody are you joining cody's joining okay

wait cody cody needs a shot. Oh, shit. Cody smoked. I'll tell this Molotov cocktail story one day. I know some gold is going to come from fucking Trout. That's all. I want to find some shit me and Trout disagree on just to fight about it. The Swiss lake that we aren't allowed to look into. The Nazi gold in the Swiss lake.

Look it up. Google it. You can do that. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't ask the Swiss what they were up to during World War II. I love my friends. Damn, that's really good.

Damn, it's way better. I genuinely feel bad about shooting it because it's a high quality video. Have you had it, Joe? She shot it with us. Can we go to that bar? It's so good, of the 800 bars in Ireland Can we go to any of the 800 bars in Ireland

That are literally older than our country And just get shit faced What is the best Bar in Ireland She's like Applebee's dude You ever been to Applebee's They got two for one Appleritos dude Half off Applebee's

She takes us to Texas Road I pictured the fucking Applebee's, dude. You ever been to Applebee's? They got two-for-one Appleritos, dude. Half-off Appleritos. She takes us to Texas Road. I pictured the fucking... Hey, you just go to get a $1 Margarita. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I have a bucket list, and eating at a KFC in Ho Chi Minh City is on it. I love that. Just to prove a point. You are so spiteful i hate it

so at the international you know conference when they were having this conversation about what the soviets were up to they had been bombing the finnish uh for those of you who still remember what i was talking about and uh the representative of the soviet union molotov said no we're we're dropping uh food supplies on the finnish people kind of like we do to gaza right now well representative of the Soviet Union, Molotov, said, no, we're dropping food, supplies on the Finnish people. Kind of like we do to Gaza right now. Well, except they weren't because they were actually bombs.

And he called them, he said, much like picnic baskets. So the Finnish people invented a way to melt tank treads, where you put, you might have to censor this, Chase, because it's technically creating a destructive device. Don't worry about all that.

Gasoline in a wine bottle. Cap that shit. Light the fuse. We all know what a Molotov cocktail is. Throw it. It melts the tank treads. Finnish civilians were destroying Soviet tanks. What cheese steel were they using to melt fucking tank treads that way?

I think they were bound by rubber. Yeah, I don't know. Communism. And so the joke... We call this steel. It's rubber. This is highest quality Soviet steel. It must have been made of the same shit that they used in the World Trade Center.

Hijo de su pinche puta madre. I'm one sentence away. I have the most alternative reason to why I think that was a setup on the planet. So anyways, continue. No, wait. Let him finish and then let him cook. So the finish said, we're just giving them a cocktail to have with their picnic. And they named it after Molotov.

Oh, that was the biggest struggle of my life. And it doesn't land as hard. When it's a 20-second long story, it's much more interesting when it's 25 minutes. I still learned something. Thank you, Dad. I really did learn something, too. So good job. I didn't know that.

Yeah, that's where the Molotov cocktail comes from. We all know the story of Simo Haya. So there's the Molotov cocktail. Anyways, I shit-talked him so hard in my last video. Simo Haya? Oh, I know. I have a whole segment only like pepper box where i just shit on this guy for like i i don't get on him it's just like

because my newest video that i just filmed literally yesterday is on carlos hathcock and every every fucking time there's a carlos hathcock video people like sima hoya's better wait Where can we find the extended edition? The deleted scenes where I talk about Simo Hoya are only going to be on Pepperbox. Is it Simo Hoya or Haya? Whatever. Potato, potato. Is he Japanese?

He's Finnish. You're going to fucking piss him off. Half Mongolian. I don't know. It just pisses me off. Because people are like, actually, actually, Simo Haya is better than Carlos Hathcock

because he has more confirmed kills. And it's like, Simo Haya has like what? Like fucking 700 confirmed kills or some shit? I think it's like in the 300s. Okay. So it's in the 300s. Carlos Hathcock has 93 confirmed kills,

but in Vietnam, because they had just developed a scout sniper platoon they didn't believe the kill count so they were like the only reason the only way we're going to count confirmed kills is if it's witnessed by your commanding officer and one other party quick question what what size elements does scout snipers go out in? Two. How many times does your commanding officer go out on a fucking mission? Fucking never. So all of Carlos Hathcock's confirmed kills are from being on Overwatch duty on a hill. And he's still got 93 of them.

That's my favorite part of your last video. The super long video where you're just like... The one kill he was super fucking pissed about internally he wanted like them to go back like okay there is going to be a plane that's down they shot off the left left wing and shot through the cockpit it's going to be in this exact place yeah go send scuba divers whenever you can i fucking shot that plane down and he was right pardon he shot down a plane no Richard bong oh that's what I fell asleep to thank you for pulling that back that

beautiful video is it's fucking hot in it yeah ace of aces I was like my boy just fuck has the softest of voices I'm getting far home each other every night we fall asleep look you hit the bong you get high bong hits you you fucking die dude that dude murdered so many people go on anyways so my whole point is like the the confirmation difference between the two criteria is like sima hoya was going out and just being like yep i killed fucking 17 conscripts today that were running around with not snow camo in finland and they're like yep yep this guy's a better sniper than carlos hathcock who was killing viet cong snipers in

the jungle getting witnessed by his fucking commanding officer and three other people at the same fucking time and they're like well he did kill more people it's like i mean maybe but hear me out like there's quantity and there's quality and i feel like we're both killing commies i mean fair 100 i love cm ohio for it it is stiff competition but one of them is skinnier all i'm saying is you have quantity and you have quality and quality matters right you know what i'm saying? Like, Khabib Nurmagomedov's got, like, what, 29-0 in MMA? He's got 29 fights. So if I go to a fucking middle school—

I still bet against him every time at a principal. If I go to a middle school and beat the fuck out of 35th graders, am I a better fighter than Khabib? No. It's absurd. Anyways. He will win. That might be your greatest joke. God damn it.

I just picture Muhammad Ali. I still bet against him from principle. Muhammad Ali would have been on the same team. Muhammad Ali. Yeah. Unpopular opinion. I like Muhammad Ali. I respect him. That's a very popular opinion, I feel. I don't feel like that's an unpopular opinion i like muhammad ali i respect that's a very popular opinion i feel yeah that's i don't feel like that's an unpopular a lot of people like shit on muhammad ali like oh

he dodged the draft but like oh for that i actually have like a fair amount of respect for the fact that he was like look i'm not down with it it's who i thought your kid was named after no it was i know that guy that his dad was named after no it was named after the guy that his dad was named after but either way like i just like people are like he dodged the draft i don't like him it's like i mean yeah is it is it the decision that i would have made i like to think not but also like to be fair take those people and ask them who they're voting for yeah for sure but like he's like i'm not going to fight that war. If there's consequences, that's fine. I'll pay him.

And then he stood his ground and he paid those consequences. He didn't flee to Canada. He didn't run away. He was like, that's the deal. I'll fucking do it. And he did it. So, yeah. Well, it's hard to not respect that for me.

I dope the shit out of people. Because when was he called up in the draft? Was that like in the middle of his career because they would have probably just like elvis him it was a little at the like middle but slightly beginning of his career but he was still like everyone knew he was hot yeah like they wouldn't have tossed him in the jungle they would have they would have elvis you came close i know sorry no not cassius clay muhammad ali He changed his name. Because of the draft? He became...

I don't think it was because of the draft. Part of it. Is it really? Eli, I don't think I ever told you about this. I knew his mom. What? Muhammad Ali. How the fuck did we do boxing? Wait, hold on. How does this fucking...

We were talking about this the other day. You met Muhammad Ali. Wait, hold on. How does this fucking nuke drop off? You met Muhammad Ali. I met Muhammad Ali. Your story first. Objectively better. I hate my friends. They don't tell me the cool stories. I met him very late in life. So he

had the shakes. I made a joke about it that somebody picked up on a few appearances ago of me but he was he was like fully mentally gone by the time i met him he was sitting in a wheelchair he had parkinson's but which i thought was super super odd at the time because it like his parkinson's wasn't the way like normal people i've seen with parkinson's will you know just have you know their muscle contractions and tremors and stuff. He was almost like he was boxing. It was the weirdest shit.

Jesus Christ. On that note. I was trying to make a joke about him establishing the jab, and then you basically said it was true. Anyway. On that note, when I was fucking training every day for boxing, I noticed that when I was sleeping. I would fake jab in my sleep that's what you told your girlfriend i had to tell her something i was asleep i would literally i'm dead fucking serious i would wake myself up like

at least like the muscle muscle spasm like of the punch like i would do that same thing so like that's fucking wild but you knew his grandma punches then no I knew his mom no it's my arm bar misses that electrician in my sleep all the time I bet you why I beat my wife you wake up I haven't figured out how to put it into words, but I'm trying to come up with a joke. There's a lot of couples that both do jujitsu. My wife doesn't do jujitsu, but I have a lot of other people that I teach

where the husband and the wife both do jujitsu together, and they're both progressing at the same rate, and they're both very good and it's like one doesn't trust the other domestic violence just turned into a very technical grappling it's like nobody actually got hurt but also somebody could have died in their sleep they just like kind kind of trying to get the dominance position. Get the underhook. No, but a bar I used to go to in Raleigh back when I lived in North Carolina, the guy who managed the place, he was very good friends with Mama Ali.

So we would randomly go out to the bar. I was like, oh, hey, have I introduced you to Mama Ali? I'm like, oh, yeah, no. It was like the fourth, fifth time. She was just there. She was just like a staple of the bar. That'm like, oh, yeah, no. It's like the fourth, fifth time. She was just there. She was just like a staple of the bar. That's awesome. It was kind of wild. Side note, have you guys seen Big George Foreman, the movie?

Not yet. Bro, I love his story. I watched it on the plane coming here like a year ago, like right when it came out. I'm dead ass you need to watch it because it's legitimately my favorite fucking boxing movie of all time like it beat out rocky balboa it's my favorite fucking boxing movie dude it's so good it's been out for years it's so good dude i you know i've never heard of this movie. His movie is so amazing. Big George Foreman. Dude, his story is fucking insane. Did they talk about his love of grilling?

Yeah. Like legit. Oh shit, like part of it. Deadass series. How he makes his money. I've never watched it. I know it's part of it. I feel like you can't not talk about that.

They're like, hey man, you. Deadass series. No, they do. It's such a good movie. It's so good. Because that's a surprise to how much money he is making. Because he didn't know yeah oh huh dude i because how much money when it first released would you guys do it with me

like because like he's i think he's still a preacher in texas oh bro we're still alive we're at can we go to church that's a gang i want dude gang goes to fucking church with George Foreman would make my hole. I want to go to a sermon that that guy preaches. I'm down. He is such a badass. And Nick boxes him. It's going to be such a good episode. Fuck that.

Bro, you know how good you got to be? Have you watched this? All of it. I've watched all of them. Dude, 40 years old. He's like, I'm 40. Heavyweight world champion. It's insane.

He goes into, he's quit for a while. And he's like, I have to make money. He is 75 years old now. Yeah. So he came back. This is a dying. I don't know. I don't want to fight.

He's still fucked me up at 75. But I want to go and sit. I feel like there's no win. There's no win. I want to go sit and just hear him preach at church. don't care like i just want to go and see it you okay we're gonna do the gang does houston's three hours we're the gang does church reframe the verbiage outside of my gang fights george outside of my wedding i I haven't gone through any religious ceremony or whatever since I was like 10. If I get to do it the first time with George Foreman, I'd be so happy.

My dead ass series. Nick gets baptized. I've never been baptized. If George Foreman baptizes me, I'd be fucking ecstatic. We're doing it. We're doing it we're doing it dude this cody or ambrane this guy came he quit for like a decade yeah he quit for like eight to ten years do you guys know the story no the story of george foreman he quit for a fucking decade you know boxing do you know the

phrase the rope-a-dope yeah yeah okay so this story he was hot shit he'd never been beat he went he won the olympics and like he faced a ton of shit from uh the black community because he was like you know waving the american flag and shit after he won the olympics and this is like obviously at a time where cancel culture was huge civil rights was a much bigger issue right popping off yeah twitter huge anyways so he fucking anyway he faced a bunch of heat for it whatever and he ended up fighting muhammad ali as the heavyweight champion and the rope-a-dope happened you're like you know what the rope-a-dope is no explain to the audience so the top rope muhammad ali identified that the top rope was looser than it was supposed to be because

you like you tighten them and he went in and george foreman was known for just being a fucking power puncher like you hit if george foreman hits you you die is that the famous clip of muhammad yes like doing that yeah shit like that so muhammad ali identified that um the the rope was looser so he dodged a bunch of punches let george foreman tire himself out and then he went and finished george foreman and then after that george foreman like tried to make a comeback but he ended up retiring and became a preacher for fucking years like like a decade he became a preacher and then he like like he broke he started a uh a youth center to like try to help give back to the community and this he ran out of money because his finance guy dicked off all of his like fucked off all his back to the community and this he ran out of money because his finance guy dicked off all of his like fucked off all his all of his money and he wanted to make all his money

back so he started boxing again after he'd been a preacher for a decade came back just like not training for a day not training for a decade came back as a 40 year old man and won the world heavyweight boxing title as a fucking 40 yearold to win money to keep this youth center open. For years. For years. Like, I think it's open to this day, but I'm not sure. But, like, yeah. He fucking ended up keeping it open.

Won the world heavyweight title. I think he's still a preacher, last I checked. And is incredible. Homeboy came back. And when you watch him come back and learn uh he did uh cross guard yeah he was a cross guard which is this brand this is how we do this the mummy it was called the cross guard it was very rare in boxing homeboy would do this bop bop bop walk forward if you watch this he just fucking held his hands out like this. He let you punch him and then he punched you back and then you died.

Yeah, literally. You watch videos of him hitting a 300-pound bag and you watch it just swing. You're like, oh, shit. And one of the most famous videos is him walking up to a dude and slugging him. And the dude just crumples to the ground. Like he walks up like this. He goes. Homeboy just.

And dies. He just kills him. Jesus Christ. Yeah, dude. It is insanity. And that's where the George from a grill. Everything came from. From that last stint.

This is after he's broke. He has no money. He comes back into boxing. He's like, hey, I can't support preaching or what I believe in. I'll go back. This is the only way I can make money. And then he goes back, and he fucking slays. And then the George Foreman grill, which is hilarious, he's like, how's it doing?

He's like, ah, man, you're worth like $6 million. He's like, huh? Yeah. He walks into the bank, and they're treating him different. And he's like, yeah no like he walks he walks into the bank and they're like they're like treating him different and he's like what's going on it's like sir you're worth like 12 million dollars he's like oh yeah he has no idea this shit's going yeah jesus it's such a good story the movie's incredible the story is even more incredible what's the movie on right now like what streaming platform uh i watched it on the fucking airplane but it's big george foreman it's legitimately like my favorite my favorite not just boxing but fighting movie

like it beats out rocky balboa it beats a rocky it beats out warrior no shit it beats out all it's my favorite fighting movie period it's so good so what is it called uh big george foreman is the name george foreman and the actor in it did such a good job because they had the same actor. Oh, that's yeah. That's like last year. They had the same actor being him when he was young, going through the Olympics, fighting through heavyweight championship, losing to Muhammad Ali. And then he like, whereas I don't know if he wears a fat suit or if he just puts on a ton of weight or whatever. But like that actor did such a great job in that movie. It's so fucking good, dude.

Jesus. He was a big, big person. Bro, when he won the World Heavyweight title, he looked like a dad. Like, that dude was walking in with New Balance shoes and putting people in a fucking coffin. He was incredible. He was fucking bad.

Oh, it's so good. So, what are we doing on Sub Fight? So, I haven't really trained. Bro, what are the odds we can get George Foreman on the podcast i think pretty pretty pretty good i think at least 50 i would bro if we get george foreman on this podcast i'd be so fucking happy i will sell so many fucking grills dude dude dude like this dude this 40 year old man just putting people in the hospital god damn he hit like a tank

Chase I'm going to send you this also the guy he's fighting does not look like he's ready to fight George Foreman these are like the best boxers in the world I guarantee it a world contender watch this this is my favorite part bonk bonk the walking uppercut and dudes are just like i'm dead

i am dead i've died and then the uh uh we're good we're good dude dear god at that way if you watch him punch his 300 pound heavy bag is the most terrifying thing you will ever see because it is – Brent, you've hit like a 100-pound punching bag. You're like, yeah. You get it moving. This dude, when he hits it, it's like – and it's 300 pounds just shaking the thing. You're like, oh, man, that dude would fucking murder me if he hit me.

There's not like I can take one. I die. The other thing is like everybody's used to like ufc and shit where there's like science and all this other shit involved george foreman came back as like a 40 year old man and won the world heavyweight title and his training was literally like picking up a baby calf a fucking cow and just like walking up a hill and then chopping down a tree so it was the literal like rocky yeah it was the real life version of rocky and he actually fucking did it he watched

that movie he was like okay that's good training because the movie said gotta do this for jesus christ and then we do it and then punch a dude in the face. They die and then make the money. Be strong, hit hard. And then all his kids. My favorite part is, do you know his like six boys names? It's like six or nine.

How many kids boys does he have? Yes. It's like six or nine boys. What are the names? One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight. They're all george george second george the third george that's not how it works if the british can do it so can he it's my favorite part he's like all of them are named george george foreman the sixth i was like man this is smart dad movie. We were like, George! You've never seen the movie? Hey, listen here, five. You've never seen the movie? No, not yet.

You need to watch it. It's so good, dude. All right, I know what I'm doing tonight. Oh, fucking love it. Also, side note before we close this out, Edge of Tomorrow. You guys watch Edge of Tomorrow? It's one of my favorites.

Yeah, dude. Tom Cruise. Tom, yeah. God, my boys. And what's her dick emily fucking blunt right dude the manga sicario the manga it's based off of that's what you know the manga it's based off of super different like really yeah it's really good but it's still like the manga is full metal bitch. Her name. Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt sucks ass in Sicario.

Yeah, that's what they called her in the manga was Emily Blunt. They called her. Everything is so closely related to how the movie played out. It was really cool fucking reading. I was like, huh? Never. Ending completely different. He has to kill Emily Bunn.

Is that where you have to read left or right? Yeah. I'm not about it. No. I'm sorry. He has to kill her. I wish Benicio Del Toro would have actually killed her in the end of Sicario. Sorry, I'm on Sicario now. Speaking of him, sorry, what's his name?

Benicio Del Toro. What's that movie with him and the guy from men in black uh tommy lee jones oh oh uh dude that's like my favorite movie ever no no no no no no the one where they're like um tommy lee jones is like the knife trainer for special forces oh where they're in the northwest pacific woods right and he like hunted yes oh such a good movie thank you lawyer oh i love it that's your name i haven't seen that you haven't hunted bro it's so good because it's like tommy lee jones right when he was on his kind of decline from like he was he's a little older there but he's still like good enough to fight like knife fight

people and he trains benicio del toro to knife fight and so benicio del toro kind of he's like a cia black ops assassin he goes off into the woods and so tommy lee jones has to hunt him in the woods yeah like the cia dude benicio del toro has a like a mental health crisis and he's just gonna murder everybody so like it's it's they are more r-rated rambo yeah essentially and they bring in the dude that trained him how to knife fight to go in and track him down and like it's it's not based on a true story but the characters are based on real people and i know who two of them are in real life wait what that i can't tell you on the podcast because they still work for the government. This is based off a real story? What year did this movie come out?

This came out like 10 years ago. I was a child. No, no, no. Over 10 years ago. This is like 2004 or 3. This came out a long time ago. I literally... The dude that Tommy Lee Jones is based off of in that movie,

the knife trainer, the dude that Tommy Lee Jones is based off of in that movie, the, the knife trainer, there's one person that's beat him in a simulated knife fight. And I know that dude personally. No shit. Uh-huh. That's kind of cool. Fucking dope.

2003, dude. We're over 20 years old now on that movie. I'm old as shit. I'm 30. I used to watch that in high school. I love that movie. You're old as shit. Yeah. Whatever used to watch that in high school i love that movie you're old as shit yeah whatever i'm sorry how old are you literally like a year and a half younger yeah

see i'm old as shit anyways it's good eli how old are you like 7 000 years old and you still look younger than me all right eli still calls the old testament the testament anyways all right so we gotta watch hunted and then we gotta watch big george big george foreman okay that's your homework for the next week guys that was a good sit down wait you sat down to pee yeah was the water cold or no i want to splash the water so fucking right i feel like the water is colder in texas every time i sit down to pay dude right it feels so good i feel like we need we need to start giving our fucking viewers like homework that's what i'm saying dude what's the homework we give big george foreman and hunting this has been one of my favorite podcasts because it's like

we started with Disney. Everything else now George Foreman and now homework. It feels like Fight Club when they give out homework. Also, bully the UK government. Punch one woman. His name was Robert Paulson. That.

Bob from Fight Club is my avatar actually meatloaf meat the dude with the bitch that's man meatloaf Bob had bitch tits what comes story which one you're gonna have to be way more yeah which kind comic story? Oh! We were talking about the umbrella. That's not the story I thought of. The CIA umbrella thing. What the fuck did I miss? We were talking about KIB assassination.

No, I was talking to Ryder. K-I-B? KGB? Whatever, they're communists. I don't care. I went to check on my son. And apparently they talked about injecting cum. No, this was before we started injecting cum. What?

Go on. I am so lost right now. Why did you bring this up? Shows just remember she's like, the cum injection. Oh, which one, Shows? Yeah. Before we started the podcast uh nick had

actually asked me if i could recreate the cia assassin heart attack gun because i want it bad actually what have you ever seen this i know i i think i know the story that was the one where they were like walking across the crossway and no dude there was a fucking there was a like a a government fucking interview like a meeting what do you call that a committee an investigation like it was a congressional committee it was a congressional committee that was talking to the cia about shit they've done and the head of the cia comes out i was like yep we have a heart attack gun here it is and he fucking pulls it out and he waves it around and it's a 1911

with like a it looks like a fucking 6x scope on it and he's like yeah it shoots a uh it shoots a dart made out of ice that's coated in pufferfish toxin that makes you have a heart attack it's the only time it's ever been seen ever and they're like yep nope this is a thing we have it we can just make yeah they just asked him about it and he's just like, oh yeah, here it is. Yeah. Just fucking whips it out. And he's like, here's the heart attack gun that we developed. It shoots fucking ice cards.

Super bored. And it's like, what the fuck? He looks like the Super Church guy. Super Church? Oh, I know who you're talking about. guy i'm the wind of covid i push it away beyond baby they just whipped it out huh beyond that fucking object on it okay how does it keep the fucking ice frozen inside of it you don't need to they're like

it's accurate within like 200 yards i guess it's cold in russia a heart attack and you die the end well the umbrella thing was the same thing you just push a little pill into you and then it's just like we did that with like just a normal person one time by the way what you know that a normal person is in like you didn't deserve yeah no no like a 25 again google this i'm drunk but i'm fairly confident that a 25 year old showed up to the fucking hospital with a broken arm, and the U.S. government injected him with a uranium pellet that emitted radiation and just sent him home just to see what would fucking happen. That sounds refreshing.

Ended up killing the guy. That sounds like basically just the— Tuskegee. Tuskegee. Yeah, thank you. That was exactly— Yeah. Yeah. Chernobyl. Tus does he experiment expect except it was with a white guy i'm working on a video about the tuskegee airmen oh wait can like my favorite one yeah go ahead so is spielberg the uh fighter pilot fighter which one the one you just did. Dick bong? We're going down the hole. The hour long video? Yes.

Yeah. What about him? Dude, that's the one I fell asleep to. Good. Did you guys watch his dick bong video? I would have never known you fell asleep to him. Dude, all the time. It's only been like the third time this episode.

Eight times. What about that? No, I did watch the video though. Yes. That is fucking insane. The guy was a f***ing G yeah, a dude just as you pointed out as one dude just watches a f***ing plane fly over

he's like, that's what I'm gonna do that's it, right there his whole life and the dude just rises to the occasion and destroys everyone and dies younger than any of us. I didn't talk about it.

So I didn't talk about it in the video. That's what he's saying. He died at 25. He died at 25. So I didn't talk about this at all. But it's super sad. So Dick Bong is the most well-documented person that i've ever researched like every fucking thing that dick bong did is like highly fucking recorded it's insane how much documentation this guy has for his record

because he was the like the ace of aces when they were like like it was it wasn't like vietnam or g watt like it was beneficial to record everything and tell everybody about it so like he is everything he did was super ultra fucking recorded and he ended up um his commanding officer his name fucking escapes me right now this second because i've been focusing on carlos hathcock for so long but um general kenny sorry general kenny actually wrote down early on in his career that he was concerned about Richard Bong because he felt that he was such a nice, kind-hearted Midwestern kid. Pause. The dude was like bored. Was this yours? That was mine.

I thought it was a chip and I went to bite into it. Is it not a chip? Nope. That bite into it. It's not a chip. Nope. That's my old, my old packet. Sorry. A hundred percent. Okay.

I went and I thought it was a chip and it wasn't a chip. Connor, we're not going to call that Eskimo brothers, but what are we going to call that? Eskimo cousins. I was like, ah, that's a B that's meant.

I'm going to put it back. Okay. Go on. Anyways, General Kenny actually wrote early on... I hate my life. Early on in Bong's career, General Kenny wrote... General...

I'm still recovering from that. I could have never told that story. No. The comments would have known. Chase, play that back. Anyways, General Kenny wrote that he was concerned that if Bong ever realized that the planes that he was shooting down had people in them, he would lose his heart and wouldn't be able to do it anymore. And this, like, that was like years prior. And then he went and shot down 40 confirmed enemies and

like as he was on his way back after downing 40 enemies he like on the way home witnessed another fighter pilot shoot down an enemy and he like saw the dead body of the pilot in the japanese zero and he like went off and fucking puked in the bushes because he realized that he had killed 40 people it was like super sad i didn't know shit he didn't know he was he didn't know there were people in the plane it wasn't that he didn't know that they were people he didn't have to personify in his mind it was it was literally just like he just wanted to be the best pilot, and he was going out there outflying people. It was well known that he wasn't good at shooting. He couldn't shoot at a good distance, but he would get so close to the enemy planes that it was point-blank range, and he would shoot somebody down and saw the aftermath. And it hit him that he had actually killed 40 people.

And he had went off and fucking puked in the bushes after the fact that he had became the ace of aces. The dude that shot down more than anybody else. And it finally hit him that it wasn't just objectives. It wasn't just winning a game. He had actually killed 40 people. And it was like super hard on him and he fucking went and puked in the bushes and he got sent home what that's kind of fucking sad well it's like kind of ender games if you haven't read ender games it's that same

ideology ender's game yeah yeah like he doesn't know if spoilers were again books fucking 30 years old at this point it is a child that is brought up to be a general and then he is playing games and once he finds out like all the adults celebrate that last victory in the video game and then he's like oh fuck yeah i won and they're like you just saved humanity humanity those this wasn't actual uh video games this was or a simulation this was actually you were controlling people the whole time have you ever read that book so like he was well that really sucks if you're going for achievements he was he was raised from the the age of a child five playing playing a video game of like like command and conquer basically

a command and conquer video game except he found out that somewhere along the line it quit being a video game and a simulation and he never realized it but he was actually controlling real life troops on the ground that were going out in space in space i mean yeah the troops on the ground in space whatever the fuck but he was controlling actual people that were taking out actual it's aliens in the video or whatever but he finds out that like oh shit i was actually controlling real people taking out real other sentient life forms at the same time i was have you have you heard sacrificing humans because in the last battle remember yeah he sacrificed a lot of people to

achieve the mission here's the device this goes i going to sacrifice all my humans to get the D device there. Don't care. I just want to win the game. And then once it wins, boom, all the humans are crying, celebrating. He's like, what's going on? This is a 12-year-old. It's like you saved humanity. And then the PTSD of, hey, you killed thousands of humans, but you saved humanity.

It's and that's how that book series expands from there. It's fucking dope. Have you heard that conspiracy theory though? Which one? Go for it. No, I was going to say I don't know how Bong didn't understand. He wasn't killing human beings. He was like literally

at the age of eight years old. He was a fucking farm kid in Wisconsin. And every day over this, like the 1930s, right? He's he doesn't have a TV. He maybe has a radio. This kid fucking wakes up, does farm chores in Wisconsin, goes to school, comes back, does farm chores and goes to sleep. He saw an army plane flying overhead and it's because the president calvin coolidge was taking his summer vacation in superior wisconsin

and it was the mail plane delivering mail to superior wisconsin shout out calvin coolidge yeah one of the best presidents we ever had he decides he's like i want to be a military pilot at the age of eight years old and does fucking like i want to be a military pilot at the age of eight years old and does fucking everything he can to be the best pilot possible so like literally his entire life was just like flying and like being the best at flying and that's it and he just like it never dawned on him that like oh shit there's other people it's not it's not that he wasn't smart enough think of this cody think of this you you go in you have no you're you're talking about not the age of information you're talking about the age of hey this is how this kind of works and you're having fun you're you're chasing your dream you're shooting other people down

yes in a plane but it's not registering you see the explosion of the plane you're like i got another one i got another one i'm just chasing the high score because his his his goal was to be the ace of aces it wasn't he literally just wanted to be the best flyer oh he didn't give a fuck about his record it was insane but that's why like general kenny is like they literally he was the best. Like he was he was borderline. He was borderline autistic about just being the best pilot period. Now, dude, that is autism at its highest level when you're at eight and you're like, I want to do that forever.

Sorry. No, I didn't want to say it's like it's some form of fucking autism but they're like he can't look at a plane and think it has sentience and it's just like doing that by itself but that in his mind i guess it was like but it was it was literally just like he'd never seen the aftermath he never had to come face to face with the idea that there is a dead pilot in every plane i ever shot down exactly that and it may it's a weird reception i remember watching like the first uh blown up dude because like shooting dude completely different from blown up dudes like watching a bomber when he blew himself up and i

remember we had to go get feet his foot landed on the fucking or is this head the footer head landed on and remember we brought it down i was like oh what the fuck that's weird huh no my point is he knew what he was fucking doing like and like like i'm okay with him killing all those people like fine that was that was our enemies but it's like come on there's a there's some point where it's like there's a difference between knowing what you're doing and having to come face to face with it it It's like the first time I ever shot a fucking animal ever was like, you know, there's a difference between like, oh, I see it in my sights. Boom, it's down. Okay.

And then going up and picking up the body is a different experience. Like for people who've never hunted, you never understand. He never had to do that. Right. Because this is in the Pacific theater. So every plane he downed went down in the ocean. Like he never had to see the aftermath it was just like yep i shot down the enemy period the end and he just got to move

on and keep progressing through it but the first time he actually had to see like oh shit there was a person inside that plane it's a different that doesn't compute with me so when you have like a fucking person with his brains blown out halfway in the fucking cockpit, and you're just like, oh, wow. I did that 40 times, but I've never seen this part of it. So, for example, Carlos Hathcock. Not that it's wrong. No, no, I'm not saying it's wrong at all.

I just don't understand. So, for example. Registering, before you say that, it's registering what you do, especially if a homeboy had to be on the spectrum, sorry. Yeah, no, for sure. Listening to, from eight years old, watching a plane fly overhead, you go, oh, I can picture riding and doing that show where it's like,

this is my life. I have to be the best. I have to be the best. I have to be the best. And then you have that kickoff of emotion. Because I didn't understand why a lot of my friends went through ptsd or anything because i was like oh i went to the same thing what's going on we went through terrible shit never registered in my head of like we went through

like terrible shit i was like oh why are people handling this different but it's one of those weird kickoffs i i kicked it off where a lot of people just kicked it on. I think he did the same thing until he seen it firsthand. So Eli, when was the first time you ever recognized PTSD? Oh, when I got back, it was,

I remember having, um, my PTSD was different cause I had a nightmare of, I didn't have my gun with me. And I remember I was like, uh, uh, of I didn't have my gun with me. And I remember I was like, why isn't my gun with me? It was driving to the base while I was getting out of the military. Not exfilling. It was getting out of the base or getting out of the military and driving back to base.

I was like, where's my gun? I thought I was going to get in trouble. I was like, oh, it's not there. And then I would have nightmares about not having my gun with me is the weirdest thing it was the weirdest dreams of um it was like a war dreams in my head it was soldiers i was i would be fighting i'd be doing something else like going restroom or something i'd set my gun against a wall and i'd be like oh i gotta go pee i gotta shit whatever put gun against tree put gun against wall and then i was fighting like futuristic soldiers

for whatever reason and it would be like these like pods coming down hitting and they deploy and i'd be like fuck i don't got my gun i gotta run to a house grab a gun and fight back that was always in my head but that was always my thing and then also uh i have to check my house for locked doors make sure everything's good alarm settings but mainly locked doors i lock every door in my house and my bedroom door and doors leading up to my bedroom that's how i always do it but i think that's where where i don't have that emotional response of like oh bad person dead i feel bad about that it's that part it is the hyper vigilance part of ptsd where it's like i had to make sure everything's locked guns ready that guns are ready okay we're good to go but do you feel like there's a disconnect between what you experienced and like

somebody who was in like for example, a fighter plane? Whereas whenever you were in combat, it was person-to-person. It was very personal. You were infantry versus somebody who was in aircraft. And not to discount anything they experienced, but they were disconnected from the finality of whatever they did. I think that might be the – for me, in my head, It would be like, Oh, we're playing it. Like, I don't know why it goes to like this video game setting for me at that

time. Those don't exist. So you're just like shooting plants down and that's your head. You're like, okay, I am defeating the enemy and they're dropping out of the sky and I am landing. I am going back up.

I am defeating the enemy. I don't see blood. I don't see the smell it. Yeah. It's like a call of duty with the enemy. I don't see blood. I don't see the lifeblood. You don't see it, smell it. Yeah. It's like a Call of Duty with the drones. When you're doing the C-130 strikes. Yeah.

Yeah. C-130 is just like twice hot kind of missions. So, like, I literally – I did the Dick Bong episode, and then I just did an hour-and-a-half long video on Carlos Hathcock, like, flux still editing it. I literally finished filming it yesterday. So like Carlos Hathcock has 93 confirmed kills and 400 probables, but Carlos Hathcock talks about how in his mind and his, in his point of view, like there was only one person that he was fighting. Everybody every vietcong and north vietnamese soldier

in vietnam when he was there their name was homer hamburger period and it was like it was the same dude that he was fighting day in and day out and he would just keep winning against that same guy over and over again. Yeah. So like in his, his only, I had to like, I spent a ton of money and bought, I think they, they quit printing it in like 2001, but there's only one official autobiography signed off by him. And it's written by two dudes that were like really good friends with them. But like in the book, they talk about how like every enemy that

he faced to carlos the dude was homer hamburger doesn't matter who it was why was it it was i think like i think it was to like disassociate from what was actually happening dehumanized yeah exactly like he's waking up every day and it's like i'm going to war with the same dude over and over and over again and i'm winning over and over and over again against the same exact guy super smart to like not have to it's the same reason a lot of like the we were talking about i'm sure we talked about this months ago but like the the reason the military uses uh you know thermals now on a lot of shit it's like it reduces they did a study on how that reduces ptsd that's why we actually shoot too. E type silhouettes is not,

that's why they make a human shape is for that reason. Well, who's, Hey, we got a decent, the type of soldiers when you go deploy, you have to watch videos of, Hey,

these are what they do. This is how you train. So it's, and not, not to diminish it at any point, but like every time you read a book from somebody like that, like either Carlos Havkok or even Mikhail Kalashnikov, I bought two different autobiographies, basically, of his life. And they talk about a guy who indirectly, very indirectly, is responsible for the deaths of millions of people. And just the way that they rationalize that in their head

it's it's very interesting in the way that like just the way people deal with things dude that's i find really quick before because i want to hear you what you're saying it is that difference in how i seen a lot i mean like 29 friends have committed at this point and watching i don't understand why in my head i'm like oh they like all experienced the same thing exact same thing you think so oh yeah i was with them like that's what the hardest part for me so in my head i'm like there's nobody that sticks out in your mind like that experience more than any other you're just like these are we all went on the same missions all experienced the same thing that's where it's crazy to me it's like all of us were in the exact same firefights like everything to a fucking t and you have 28 29

people that have committed the sewer slide and i whatever dumb shit youtube makes us call it but yeah so weird and i will never register why i'm like okay and that's where i think i was like okay maybe my thought process is different but for 29 of those dudes it registered difference like this was how they interpret it and what they went through and that's that's the weirdest thing to me i'm like i don't get that because that is it's something i can't grasp who's who's the guy that shot um osama oh the navy rob o'neill rob o'neill has he's on a podcast and he talks about it and he's like he talks about like shooting one dude in particular where he like raided this guy's house and he was in bed with his wife and he like bursts in this dude's house at night with guns, nods on.

And he's like, you know, he's got his gun pointed at the guy. The dude's in bed with his wife with an AK on the nightstand. And Rob O'Neill's talking like, you know, he's thinking his head like, I got you. Don't reach for the fucking don't reach for the gun. And the dude reaches for the gun and he shoots him. And Rob, like in this podcast, like has to rationalize to himself, like, you know, fucking, I wouldn't have done anything different than what that dude did in that exact situation like if somebody burst into my house in the middle of the night while i'm in bed with my wife and i had a gun on the nightstand i would have reached for the gun too and he's like i had everything in common with that dude and he's like you know would that if i

had met that guy at starbucks would he have been like would we have fucking talked to one another would i think he did like karaoke or whatever a lot but yeah it is one of those hard things yeah you have i remember b-send pushing him out of the way of the front door because i watched i was like watching the window the dude ran up with his ak to the front door because he in the middle of night it's 12 at midnight and you hear somebody trying to kick in your front door. What the fuck are you going to do? Yeah.

You're going to run in with your gun. So I was like, push B, son. I was like, hey. And I started calling American. He put his gun to his wife. He's like, but. Oh, God. Yeah.

What a gentleman. Yeah. And I was like, that makes sense. When you don't know. Somebody's kicking in your fucking door in the middle of the night. And that's why I was like, hey, maybe we shouldn't do this shit. Because this is, like, you have innocent dudes. That guy gave us booze.

He wasn't a hardcore Muslim. He had booze. And then he gave every other story. He was like, everyone's good here. I was like, well, there's IED holes everywhere. I don't believe that. But you gave us booze, so he gave every other story he's like everyone's good here it's like well there's ied holes everywhere i don't believe that but you gave us booze so that's dope but what the fuck and that's one of those conversations you have to have it's like whoa okay well this is not the right approach on some of these like what he went through it's like hey okay i just burst into somebody's house i aim a

gun are you gonna grab the fucking gun next year and i made a bunch of completely irrational decisions yeah and that just that's how it plays out sometimes you just want to like point out this entire fucking podcast started with disneyland dude this is everyone's gonna be like the retention time's gonna be through the roof they're like wow those guys are deep we're not retarded no no no I'll just say have you noticed our beards go from like looking good to homeless

so much truth in that statement I think on that we can close it out Mr. Cody alright are we doing an after show yeah I think let's do the after show Fuck yeah 10-15 minute after show for Patreon Okay everyone thank you for coming to the

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