Unsubscribe Podcast - 175 - The Trump Assassination Attempt In Slow Motion ft. Ballistic Highspeed | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 175

Episode Date: September 2, 2024

The  @BallisticHighSpeed  boys are back to talk slow motion tism and Adam's recovery after his RPG accident. Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast FOLLOW OUR GUESTS! https://www.youtube.com/@BallisticHighSpeed https://www.instagram.com/ballistichighspeed https://x.com/bhs_official_ ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! MANSCAPED Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code UNSUB at https://manscaped.com SHOPIFY Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/unsubpod FUM For a limited time, use code UNSUB to get a free gift with your Journey Pack! Head to https://tryfum.com and use code UNSUB ADAM AND EVE Go to https://www.adamandeve.com and use code UNSUB for 50% off + Free shipping + Rush Processing! ------------------------------ FREE TO USE MEDIA: (please tag/credit us when you post!) https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uppmQHMGf8uI2OuOatp932e3S2VGy0PE BUY US A DRINK! https://paypal.me/UnsubscribePodcast UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast #military history Chapters: 0:00 Welcome To Unsub! 6:16 Adam’s RPG Recovery Update 13:45 AD 14:53 Adam’s RPG Recovery Update 17:30 The Boys React To Tiny Guns 3 24:12 Creating PepperboxTV 30:03 AD 31:26 Creating PepperboxTV 42:41 Ballistic Highspeed’s Bullet Collision Video 53:11 AD 54:45 Ballistic Highspeed’s Bullet Collision Video 56:48 Indiana 59:15 Slow Motion & MATH 1:06:13 The Offenders 1:21:28 Brandon’s Trump Shooting Video 1:22:18 AD 1:23:24 Brandon’s Trump Shooting Video 1:26:50 The Boys Are Shooting A Missile?? 1:29:13 War & Movie Talk 1:33:25 Adam’s Combat Camera Journalist Story 1:43:53 Eli Tells A Military Story 1:51:02 Rob O Neill & Bin Laden 1:54:09 Tiny PTSD 1:58:15 Ballistic Highspeed’s Other Projects & Slow Mo Tism Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Today we'll be talking about motivating yourself and how to conquer those inner demons. Thank you, everyone. Cody, can you open this up, please? What? Is this a live show, Cody? What's happening? Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast.

I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Bryce and Adam from High Speed Ballistics, Brandon Herrera. Is it a live show? Wait, what are we doing? I don't know. Jared just hit. And Donut Operator. And Donut Operator. I'm on our channel.

You're going to open it. It's just like. What? Ballistic High Speeds. Oh, Oh I said high speed ballistics didn't I God damn it It's actually a very normal thing It's almost like the entire point of your channel is high speed Ballistics Ballistic high speed god damn it

And ballistic high speed Speed high ballistics Fast bullet people I know shut the fuck up trout man this is great we're drinking again everyone chose violence today dude i just gotta say man bullet slow speed one of my favorite channels ever guys that is their new name man if you know what to do we we need to rebrand. Just as Brandon is a veteran, they are now bullet slow speed. Bullet slow drag.

We film at 10 frames per second now. Oh, wait until the unsub audience starts rebranding for you. Donut doesn't watch our channel. Ballistic high speed. Two white guys and a camera. I've seen that one. I'm looking at a lot of them

hi boys welcome back we're two white guys gotta put both of you together and make one Mexican god damn Adam's choosing violence this is a direct continuation of the last episode between the two of you my lawn might get cut

spits on Brandon Punches me Jesus Christ, Adam chose racism I'm over here like, yeah, let's do it boys Cody's spitting in the air Sal to Ross again Between the two of you, we might get one whole deportation He's like, I don't remember your channel name

But I'm on your side Bryce is just gonna fill in Not sure I want to even do that. Not sure, but not sure. I don't remember who you are, but I trust you. I'm proud of America. Watch your Mexican get deported. Mexican get deported

in high speed using a fan. It's so long apparently. This takes forever. I'm not even watching it in real time. It's not even in slow-mo mode and it's still taking forever. See, I didn't even bring that one up this time, Eli. Jesus. I'm not the one bringing politics into this.

I'm a good noodle. I'm a good noodle today. It's all because you lost your politics. Wow. Wow. He did choose violence. Wow. He did.

Jesus. He's like, get my name wrong. I'm going to fuck with all of you. All right, so go ahead and open this up. Don't. No, we're already starting. No. This is it.

We're going. Oh, that's the intro we did? Yeah. Oh, this is the intro. If you want to know, it's changing. We cracking? Yeah, we're cracking. All right, fuck it.

Let's go. Three, two, one. Adam's gay. 2024, baby. Like looking gay. 2024, buddy. Like looking at like a fucking donation like, huh, Adam knows $50 to Tony Gonzalez. Wow, what the fuck, dude? I think he's more Mexican than that.

Can I say your last name? Is that? Yeah. All right. Canales. Accidentally doxed you. Yeah, Canales. Oh, that's right.

It's on your Twitter and everything. Yeah, I Google my real name. Yeah. I shitpost by my real name yeah i shit post by that real name it's not smart but same oh yeah no i i realized very early on i'm like man maybe a pseudonym would have been a great idea i mean the news articles about the stuff i mean what would it have been your pseudonym well it was the ak guy but it was actually funny enough the the reason why i changed it to my actual name is i always did the pseudonym thing. And then I realized that my first time at SHOT Show, people were introducing me by that. And they genuinely, like friends of mine, people I consider friends still to this day, didn't know my name. Like, oh, that's AK guy.

I'm like, wait, wait, what? You have no idea who the fuck my name is, actually. Apple updated my phone for Brandon because I wasn't going to change it. It was AKGuy4. That would be like spending like $2,500 flying halfway across the country and then the host getting your channel name. Yeah, it would be like that. It would hurt like that.

I feel like that's... Bullet slow drag really blowing up lately. You guys are crushing the game. You almost died. died bullets but slow it's the what it's like the the scott uh scott versus demo thing butt lipstick uh low speed it was kentucky butt lipsticks i think is what uh what he called him yeah god they had a whole i always forgot there's a whole arch for them or arc that's when i realized a lot of their viewers weren't intelligent it's i had people like legitimately like getting mad at me in public like yo bro you better not find out demo better not find out you're here like

it's like god you guys watch wwe huh like they they thought the beef was totally real they thought matt was trying to kill me i'm like, I was having lunch with him and his family last week. What the fuck are you talking about? Nothing against WWE. You want to punch Brandon for that? Go for it. They must believe all the skits, too. Just make sure you punch me like the WWE guys do, which is they don't.

You stomp on the ground at the same time. That one felt way better. Yeah, it actually does feel better. And I feel better about myself yeah it's a little sandpapery like we were talking about i had my eyes closed the whole time one of your shots got whipped i didn't feel like i pulled in that bad shooter ready i missed all except the last one. Hi, everyone.

Welcome back. Great to have you. It's been, like, six months? Pretty much. Right? Yeah. Six or seven. December, wasn't it? Mid-December?

November. Before Keith. Yeah, because it was before the last range day. I think we're coming up on eight. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Because it was before the last range day, but it was right after your accident. Yeah, you just walked out of the hospital got on a bandage up you still look like you were

you know emo kid can you smile for the camera you couldn't smile last time oh yeah i can't see that side that's looking pretty good we were hoping that we were hoping the face paralysis stayed it would have been awesome because you had that like that well they're still weak enough i can still do it i'm gonna really try for that smile is that gonna be in your thumbnail again so for the the people that don't know we're gonna we're gonna make it dramatically more so yeah forrest waker's probably on his way out like i'm trying

to like get that we're hot we're gonna make you look like uh what's his name uh chris pine uh dungeons and dragons when his face is the best thing ever but oh no those who don't know for yeah for those of you who don't know last time we had you guys on you had just recently gone through being blown up yeah that was a wild thing so you had a negligent or not necessarily a negligent discharge like rocket a uh and a catastrophic malfunction with an rpg7 that would be correct yeah three two one he's just like what's this trigger it pulls the trigger hits the ground 3, 2, 1. Yeah, Nagel had just touched.

He's just like, what's this trigger? He pulls the trigger, hits the ground. Yeah, we just want Adam to relive one of the most horrible moments of his life real quick. To be fair, he wasn't there for most of it. It's almost reached a point where people, they only mostly say that I blew myself up. You did. I did not. Who pulled the trigger?

And it goes boom? Yeah. Okay, so if you went to a gun range and you rented a machine gun and it had a malfunction on you, would you blame yourself? Yep, because I blew myself up. Because I take responsibility.

I really like root beer. What do you guys think? I know that experience was like super traumatic for you you're like oh and then we're like played again brandon and i were like whoa that's fucking crazy i mean should we blame you instead sure i don't care who built it the rpg russia i imagine blame them um see how's it going texas machine gun ordinance so txmgo is the mode wait so sean i don't know so this this is the thing right so like i didn't do any of this we contracted two companies. Yeah. One had the launcher. The other had the rockets. And then they did forms and things.

But it was the rocket that blew up the launcher. It's all still speculation. I don't know what the fuck happened. It could have been a launcher. It could have been the other thing. I still don't know. I get tons of DMs of people that like well most of them are like hey you're an idiot but well why would you why would you try to shoot a thing that should be perfectly safe you

ever asked a dude that's into guns outside of the context of the conversation before that blowing up hey dude you want to shoot an rpg hell yeah fuck yeah you want to shoot an RPG? Hell yeah. Fuck yeah, you want to shoot an RPG. But once it's in that context, then they pretend they would never do that. It's clearly your fault. Look at what you were wearing. You were prepared for it. In my defense, I wore those shorts overseas, too.

I mean, you were looking better than the goats, I reckon. Yeah, right. I just than the goats, I reckon. All right. I just love that. I'm over this. They both leave. We're like, okay, welcome to the King Does. The Middle East, where men are men and sheep are nervous. And the sheep are holes.

Jesus, Eli. That's why they don't fix the fences over there so how much are you regretting now bryce there was a line and i can see every moment we are 12 minutes habitually over that line since november say a habitual line crosser yes yes he literally just texts me randomly enough synchronicity so you're now calling it. U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs now. Don't talk to them. I'm not. You're like, hey, I think that guy in the center. They're watching right now.

We've noticed you haven't killed yourself yet. What can we do to accelerate this? How depressed are you? We need to up them numbers. Hey, that podcast that you thought wasn't live, that dude in the center is looking old. How are you guys doing? Everything's going.

You guys, after that video, that catapulted you guys into it. I mean, how many views did that video get? It got like 2 million in a day or two, and then YouTube decided no more. And then the reels, but how much it got shared across. It was insane seeing it being used. Oh, tons of other accounts. News articles, TikTok, everywhere. crossing was insane seeing and being used oh tons of other accounts news articles everywhere yeah all the all the viral news pages got so many yeah they got so much what was so

funny so he and i were on a different shoot uh either in maybe in january or something or maybe it was still in december um filming some high-speed stuff research for a company and we're just actively seeing these news articles come up making up stories of like we just heard from adam in the hospital he said this about no shit he's recovering or how it happened he's like so they just made anybody on his bedside they gave us an exclusive like an exclusive interview while he's at a shoot with me not even in the hospital anymore and they're pretending they've got an exclusive interview with him is it like local local news just random online crap jesus christ i mean i'm not saying they were the ones that made up but i mean like the new york post was talking about it i mean it

went went all the way up yeah but they just made up yeah just trying to get most of it a lot of it was just the standard like this happened to a youtuber blah blah blah but some of it was like you can copy exclusive words from adam this is how he's feeling right i remember seeing one of them it might have been like sun article or something like that it was like from his bedside and it's like i'm not even in bed right now what do you mean which was really funny that it was the same thing like similar to uh rather the uh the kentucky ballistic situation because i remember like we all knew about it you called me about it because i I remember feeling like an asshole. Cause when I,

when I heard the call about Scott, uh, when he had his accident, you know, and he almost died, uh, we had heard about it that day. Cause you called me and I'm like over there,

like I'm doing car karaoke. I'm having a great day just in the fucking countryside in Texas. And I pick up the phone. I go like, this better be important. Like I'm joking around. And he goes, Scott had an accident. And immediately like the blood drains from my face.

Like, fuck. Okay. What happened? But just the amount of people who reported on it when it became public. Because that was a month later. Scott was fine. Like he was on the road to recovery. Everybody knew Scott was going to be good.

Like the amount of people freaking out about it when it first blew up. No pun intended was. Damn. Spicy boy. It was, it was just kind of wild. I imagine similar situation. Yeah. Do you have any bad habits that you need an alternative to?

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I don't remember. Within a week or two, I feel like we put up some social media posts, at least alluding to the fact that there might be some mild pauses in what we're doing right now. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? I don't remember how specific we were. I wasn't running any of it at that point. I think one of the most interesting stories to come out of that, though, is that you went to the same hospital that Scott went to when he got blown up. The surgeon's just like, dude, these fucking YouTubers are like, they're off the goop, man. Why do they keep doing this?

Yeah, I got asked, I mean, a bunch of times. Was it Vanderbilt, I think? Yeah. And I don't know. I don't like to draw the comparison because they were two totally separate deals. But I think there is a difference to be struck between the two because we both definitely almost died but all of the damage done to me was done within microseconds i can tell you how many he could map it out if you wanted to to frames yes like done the only thing that i was then gonna suffer from would have been you know my brain was

bleeding like we had that stuff regular stuff that's a long time that's a long time brain scramble eggs yeah most of his was also done instantaneously. He's on a time clock. Because of the blood loss. It was right next to the artery. I think it hit a couple of veins but it didn't hit the artery. So that's why.

But the entire time until he's on the table his chances are growing exponentially. Where mine was kind of like what's done is done as long as i get to a hospital and like i don't know where brain bleed takes like two days you're probably fuck you up yeah your blood loss wasn't like so like they were both like crazy just people like i don't know the comments i don't really like it because i don't want them to try to downplay Scott's accident or mine.

They're like, oh, somebody outdid Kentucky Plus. It's just like, really? It's a competition. Is it? Who's next? Eli? Then who won? I know what I have to do.

I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Was his in high speed? So we just made fun of his with Tiny Guns 3 because we recreated that for one of the scenes. Oh, have you guys seen that oh god no no do you want to just see Cody's death we can show them both

just show that in sequence I want to see a visceral reaction of this because this is glorious no not yet but by the time this comes out it will be we got to bring you guys exclusive footage last time so now this is glorious is this video public no not yet but by the time this comes out it will be we got to bring you guys exclusive footage last time

so now this is exclusive for us two days dude two days I'm so excited for this I'm like they could have watched Tiny Guns 1 and 2 first

no they're not they're just like it's we use little guns so this is Scott's bit show well go up oh yeah yeah that entire sequence is perfect chase no don't worry about that actually chase put this up I'll skip ahead here to let that joke play out

because that joke that fucking joke is really good you shot my friend you son of a bitch now it's my turn yeah it's my turn watching Tiny Guns 3.

This is my Cynthia. Cynthia. I would see it with a VFX Oh shit Dude It was so fucking good. Oh, the Scott bit. I forgot. This is so good. We gotta stop the bleeding.

With what? Mike, do you have any gauze? I got this. Yep, they fucking went there. Cork's on the bed. Did it work? Yep, they fucking went there Oh my god, so over the fucking top How good is that that was pretty good oh my god that entire skit it's like eight nine minutes what did it come out to uh the entire time on the demo i saw nine minutes and seven seconds ragdoll simulation that was so good that felt like a seth mcfarland like how far can we just

shoot cody until it's like oh it's one, like, it stops being funny and then it starts being funny again. Holy shit, they're still doing it. It's truck month at GMC. Tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 Sierra 1500 Pro Graphite at 0% financing for up to 72 months with an available 5.3 liter V8 engine, 20 inch high gloss black painted aluminum wheels, off-road suspension with available 2 inch factory installed lift kit, plus a towing capacity of up to 13,200 pounds.

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far as gun tubers go like we got the the the core fucking what five six people yeah roasted that was like we're sub a million it'll happen who did I call did he call you I did call him about this morning when he couldn't

find the brunch location. He's like, I'm in a parking lot in downtown San Antonio. Dude, we're so stoked for that one, though. That'll do good. It's nine minutes of pure glory. And we all experience the same where you're like, you're watching it without sound design, without the VFX. And it is hard. If you're not used to it, it's very vfx and it is hard if you're not

used to it it's very hard to be like i don't know how this is going to turn out you start adding those layers in and you're like so fucking good to be but i i'd haven't seen one and two did they do good oh yeah they're like at nine million six million especially like okay yeah tiny guns too was fucking hysterical because that was when they got like you know matt best and like you and everybody on like on board like people that know guns and like it was a kind of an afghanistan kind of thing yeah and it was just so well done i would go fuck watch now yeah and i love it was like the the comedy beats were good and i love that after like watching it most recently i i saw it years ago but most recently i watched it i was like wait a minute that's the old BRCC

ranch. That's right in the front gate. Literally, we turned that entire front road into a security checkpoint for stopping. It was just when you're checking people for IDs or anything. And it follows that thing. Giant gun battle, knife fights.

IED, like phone bombs. Do-do-do-do! Ah, shit. fights uh ied like phone bombs jake does one call he just starts calling numbers he calls one and then a random house explodes that was fucking hilarious it was the tiny phone yeah the tiny phone he's like what am i supposed to do call every number it's like yes yes that is my favorite joke of the entire video i must have called it well he called that fucking the the clock kid oh my god i forgot about that that's it was like random kid accused of building IED. Obama invites him to the White House. Hold up. What?

He's going where? Uno reverse guard. He's going where with it? But next when we do Tiny Guns 4, which would probably happen. It needs some super slow motion. It needs some bullet slow, high slow stuff. I think we just filmed on VFX. We just captured the actual round.

They might get blown up by the rocket launcher, but not actually get blown up by the rocket launcher. What's the goal? You've got the most experience. You're a subject matter expert on that now. Fair. We need to call the ball stick low speed guys. Ball stick?

Can we feel like a counter of how many different times you guys have come up with a different name? Make it a drinking game. Every time we get their name wrong, you guys have to drink. But you as a community will pass away soon. Oh, very soon. You as a community, build the name that you will call them from here on out. Me and Eli made a running joke. Every time he says the word fucking community you have to drink

so god wait that's a that was the purpose of pepper box and everything one of the purposes was to give us the opportunity to do shit like that yeah like okay so multiple times a year so then can I ask so you guys went to so you guys went to Pepperbox. Turn it a little so it's not covering your beautiful face. Like over here? Yeah, just can it so you can do this or this way. It's just so the front mic can.

It's in orbit. Okay. Turn it sideways. You just covered your face. There you go. Just like that, buddy. Okay. And then kick it that way.

Push that way. You want it directional at your mouth. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Your sound is spherical. Okay. So you guys. Kicked off the whole

pepper box. Are you guys talking about the studio? Oh, I mean, we don't. We're in the process of doing a studio. We had that call.'re in the process of doing a studio. We have that call that talk this week to build a studio, a giant studio with multiple studios inside it. So you'll have like the cooking show for Mr. Cody, the new actual place for unsub. We have a cage for trout. It's going to be like beautiful.

Will there be beer and cigarettes? That's how we feed you. Where's Trout at? He's on the ceiling. Throw him some Marlboros. Yeah, throw him Marlboros. He's my hand. We're feeding Trout Marlboros in a cage. That's it.

Okay, so you guys developed the whole Pepperbox and you're running with it. You're building a whole studio and stuff off of it. So what would... And you did that to get outside of current limitations

of censorship and what you can put on there. Advertisers are given things that they can do. I mean, we deal with it all the time. Currently, we don't have any advertisers. We have no limitations, nothing that... Well, that's my question. Who's the next limitation?

Is it the literal FCC? No. This is America. We own the servers. These are our servers. The only limitations we put on it are what we are willing to put up. So there's no government agency that can be like well but ncc would be like no this is like a full wolf of wall street we're not fucking leaving

and this is the way done because you had okay if you buy server stateside or you run into that problem then it's like you can have that it's like what happens uh one of the talks with one of the gun companies that wanted to purchase it already they're like well venture capital we can take off that bill it's like no we're already net positive like yeah so you're just taking away every we'll invest like we don't need you yeah this is all good to go so the next thing is like well what happens if you have somebody uh comes in and they don't like the content so they just pull it from your servers? It's like if we were running a server farm from YouTube or whoever, like one of their subsidiaries. But it's like, no, there are servers and they're in the UK. We don't have to worry about any fucking thing.

This is ours, ours. That was one of our first costs. We all threw down thousands of dollars apiece to, uh, to buy the servers outright. So like we own it. Like that's, that's ours. Like before we ever saw a cent, we're like worth it. Cause we, we don't want to be beholden to anybody. Cause that's the whole point.

Like we don't like the censorship of YouTube. We want to be able to have a separate place that not only we can do exclusive content, you know, shit that we want to do, but also not have to worry about what is, you know, the, the YouTube rules today, what the YouTube rules will be in three years. We just produce the content we want to fucking make and have a financially solvent platform to put it on. And that's what pepper box started as. And it's already the most successful streaming platform for the community,

which is fuck. Nope. There's governing party for that. That's actually kind of crazy. I expected there would be our own internal something. It's our own shit. The only thing we've all agreed on is no fucking snuff films,

cartel beheadings and shit, and no porn. And he's kind of like... He'll push the limit. But what if? What if the chainsaw is dead? What if the cop defends himself with a chainsaw? We've done death court beheadings.

In high speed. But you didn't take a homeless guy off the street. Why not? I mean, dude, you do you. The sky's the limit on Pepperbox. So help me God. I'm in court and they're like, you uploaded this to your... Like, I did not upload that. Like, your honor, it was 100,000 frames per second.

And he'd be like, okay. Your honor, one of our fucking people on here got a little silly. A little silly. Your honor, I plead our servers. Yeah, I know, son. We have a subpoena for your servers. Fuck!

Oh, yeah, it's those ones right there. Well, your'll have to pay 7.99 a month dude it's awesome because one of the owners of these servers is also so they work together with corridor and then we built that from there with jake and a huge shout out for jake for like the idea and bringing it and then being able to in the entire team to turn it into this amazing platform. But the owner of the server farm, he gets money. He's a small percent into it. So he gets a huge return and he's very happy. He's like, he's just fucking happy. He's like all day dog all day.

And now we have better compression and we are updating as an app. You should listen to the crowd community and you should build off of that because they, they give us ideas and they, whatever the complaints are, we just take that and then we adopt that into the app and then push it forward. And that didn't fucking love it.

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up why their compression is so bad is it just because they have to upload so much from so many different people or what i think they default to like masses so they want instantaneous playback so they always default to like 720p maybe 1080p at like 10 megabits per second but i feel like pepperbox is like you're always getting 4k right now all the time i would assume well at least as much as possible what is the youtube 4k i think we're lower i think it's like 40 45 megabits youtube nerds can i ask like a derailed question? Get it, get it. Yeah, what's up? You can cut it. I don't care. Okay, eight ball, high speed. That one doesn't count. There's another one.

45 to 58. There you go. So what would stop? This is probably not even like a fair comparison, but like we all know that Alex Jones got fined a billion dollars for hosting a website and putting out videos where he said that all that stuff about yeah yeah we all know what he said the sh stuff wasn't real right yeah so somebody's

regulating just random internet oh that's cool that's not regulation of the internet it's more that it's just like if we had our own platform and we uh were in a defamation suit like it's a civil suit it's not because it doesn't matter who owns the platform nobody's regulating the platform they're regulating what you say about another person so that's a totally different entity that's just like as if i said that like if i went to the town square in bernie and started shouting shit about somebody that you know so and so is a fucking kitty toucher it's like well you well, you can't do that. Bill Clinton is a rat. Which, I mean, well, I've seen the flat logs. So he likes islands, I guess.

So in essence, because you guys have put in the work to own the servers, you own the lines, you own the websites, you own everything, you have kind of generated a platform where until you encroach on someone else's rights, you can do whatever the fuck you want. We are legally as free as you can be. That is to UK servers. That's actually kind of surprising to me. Weirdly enough. I'll have to look into why that's the thing.

I cannot believe there's not some treacherous treasonous government body that's just like well hold on we all we paid for those fiber lines to put in so like we still technically get uh i mean the nsa is like the meme of like the black dude behind the tree like if you're taking any information over the internet they got it but like you know it's a great it's it's a experience, especially going from like it's branching into this. We just launched a couple months ago. Well, I mean, but four years into the work with Corridor Digital through their trials and tribulations. One year of back and forth with Jake and getting everything refined. And then I think in March or April,

and we had the actual conversations of getting demo and getting everyone on board to be part of it. And we're just getting started too. Yeah. It's only been soft launch. Four or five years, two months for a soft launch. Yeah.

Four or five years. From corridors to guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Corridors tested and trials and tribulations. And then us is literally two months of a beta. This week I would consider hard launch because everyone's announcing it.

You guys have already done your pushes. Which will already have been done when this comes out. Three weeks ago. We'll just throw a magical number. July 17th. But the way that we've been able to make it through the subscription service we've been made it we've made it financially solvent for the creators on it make it an actual viable alternative to youtube if the lights get cut off it's not just crazy dude it's not just a money grab this literally makes it so that it makes sense for creators to

move to pepperbox and it was the best conversation i think it was uh scott kentucky ballistics uh for the first payouts we all got our first payouts and that was the one thing we could be greedy and take a shit ton we're like well we started this it's ours you know what's way better fucking watching your friends be successful and giving them the opportunity to be successful and then to hire more people because they have to create more content so yet scott's immediate reaction was like holy shit this is such a weight off my shoulder because the new rules rolling out for youtube now i know i have a platform that i can sustain and be fine with now because if youtube turned off the lights for gun content tomorrow we're okay yeah we're quite. Which is the only time

we've ever been able to say that in the last ever. Must be nice. Well, I mean, maybe we might have some... All right, calm down, Speedball. Ball stick. Speedball.

Ball stick, eight ball fucking... You guys aren't even trying anymore. I don't care anymore. We'll call it Fast Sticky Balls. There you go. Fast Sticky Balls coming to... Speedball cameraman. Like, fuck! anymore i don't care anymore we'll call it fast sticky balls there you go fast sticky balls coming to speedball cameraman like fuck but it is brandon's saying it so no it's never had that yes you people have everyone shouting go to rumbler and all this shit rumbler rumbler

sounds like some bullshit someone would go to yeah that's what's funny my favorite reaction to that was actually mr. Guns and Gear. Because people were bullying him. They're like, dude, why don't you go to fucking Rumble? Why do you still give YouTube your time and money, blah, blah, blah? And he replied, he's like, I'm on Rumble. The fact that you don't know that is why Rumble will never take off. He's like, I've uploaded to Rumble for years.

You don't fucking use it. Dude, you don't have the the the conversion the audience and you're not building a when you have a platform that just everyone can post on great everyone gets the little soapbox but the downside is that server cost and that's what people didn't understand launching these services so you just upload to us and we'll just have it just everything i think the whole marketing of rumble is that it is an alternative yeah period and that's it and like that was there that's the whole thing don't get me wrong i want them to succeed i want rumble to be a i i if i could press a button right now and have rumble as a viable alternative to youtube i absolutely fucking would because they're they're way better

they're way better free speech and whatnot and competition's always good but at the end of the day youtube is the second biggest search engine in the world owned by the first. They have fucking orders of magnitude more daily active users than any alternative ever will, at least for the coming years. Talk to millions, talk to thousands. You have a completely different platform. And that's where our streaming service, that was one of the biggest things is, hey, guess what? Use YouTube as that. Promote YouTube. streaming service that was one of the biggest things is hey guess what use youtube as a promote youtube use that engine as something to push towards and all of you guys already have massive

followings individually you're all super successful and then you guys came together well a lot of still keep going i'm almost there just how big is my channel adam oh my platform is getting bigger by the second but it is it is the idea of um using you the other streaming or the other individuals that were trying to do it. They were like, well, you can just watch my stuff on this one

specific streaming service instead of like, hey, and then downplaying it or putting everything behind a paywall. It's like, fuck YouTube. We don't want that. So I've been like, yo, YouTube, pretty cool homie to have to really get out there and use that. And then, hey, if you want free content

we are always going to provide that that will never change but if you want to add free censorship free experience with content you won't see anywhere else hop on board we have that and that and that and like youtube is a great way to meet to reach the masses because if we're still trying to push like a two-way message and all sorts of stuff at least i am like like the the stuff that i think is important like that's the best way to reach the vast majority of people because like i get i looked at it the other day i'm like two billion impressions this year like it's fucking stupid the amount of people you reach on youtube youtube yeah it's it's crazy the amount of people you reach i haven't looked at our impressions it's it's like 600. I don't even remember what time frame.

I think it was a year. It might be more. I can look it up. I have 600 impressions. The point being like 2 billion. I think you meant 600 billion. It's fucking wild though. Like that many people you're reaching.

It's like, yeah, you'll always have more on YouTube. But at the same time, it's not the content I want to make necessarily. I have to censor what i'm doing so that i won't be kicked off the platform i'm already getting a notification that there might be something wrong with the monetization on my last video that's cool like that that shit i don't want to have to worry about it i want to be able to do what i want discover the exciting action of bet mgm casino check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3 000 games to choose from like cash eruption ufc gold blitz make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals download the bet MGM Ontario app today

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people out there. It's awesome to see the conversion on how, because it is the two week free trial that you then just get a kick over and if you want to cancel, cancel anytime. But the first 2,500 people they did get free trial that you then just get a kick over and if you want to cancel cancel anytime gotcha but the first 2500 people they did get locked in at a half price

that and that took 2500 people took 90 minutes what yeah you amazing humans out there took 90 minutes to sell out that first 2500 does lock in get half off a month for the rest

for a lifetime so they all fucking lifetime discount yeah oh i'm not surprised that's shit yeah but anyhow and not not shilling our shit for 20 minutes anything else i was like this is the most we've ever sorry i i actually kind of took it down i was just honestly curious i just started feeling guilty i'm like this is starting to feel like a really fucking long ad read i swear to god that was organic cody's gay what is this that's how we go into the next thing and cody starts talking about his new boyfriend everyone's like wait hold the fuck on hold on i'm sorry there's only one in my life. Sorry. Yeah, what's Ballsuck Highspeed working on these days?

Ballsuck Highspeed? That was not a big trick. That was actually just curious. That was on me. Can we do a Ballsuck Highspeed with retarded versions of your faces and then that's our merch? There's a non-retarded version of my face? I was just thinking of both of you and the fucking South Park Canadian

fucking. No. I'm glad you knew exactly what I meant. Is it an i meant blowing up it's a dick blowing cum in their faces like yeah okay oh i got a video on that soon we love you psr all right sorry i derailed that well i i kind of nerd on like when it comes to shit like that i love software development new business and that's how i built software to like collide two bullets when we talk about cameras that's that thing was fucking cool we were talking about this earlier at brunch you did this yeah no they they did a video recently where they had two bullets hit each other in midair wait a minute i know not that you developed the software for it. You wrote I wrote the software. Yeah

Okay, so that's stupid Yeah, I didn't know you wrote the code He and every piece that held the guns down. I wrote the electromagnetic cameras to do the microsecond Calculation so he had this all in the house together. So he did this that should be the new on sub subtitle Unsubscribe where it's ISM comes together. Thisism comes together. So he did this. That should be the new unsub subtitle. Unsubscribe. Where Tism comes together. When you're flying away.

Electric discharge machining. I remember that. Yep. EDM. Not the shit that gets you laid, EDM, but like the other thing. The good one. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. The shit that's useful. We did this whole thing. It was pretty cool. It took us yeah. I forgot about that. The shit that's useful. Yeah, we did Molly for that one.

We did this whole thing. It was pretty cool. It took us a year and a half to figure out how to do it, and then we just did it. Okay, and no one knows, if you don't know this, that hasn't been done up to that point. Correct. Other than one person did it. It took fucking years. I can talk about that in detail if you'd like.

I would love it. Okay, so. Let's hear it. Well, this goes back to like, world war ii maybe so there's like photographs and you can even find some i don't know which war it was but there didn't happen so there's there's war ii i know what you're talking about and the civil war too yeah you can go to a museum and see these bullets that have fused um people say they were mid-air but i think all of them have been shown that it was one bullet striking a stationary bullet correct because

that's there's just enough energy in that collision to fuse two bullets because we've done it we have fused bullets from just shooting one at a station because it was like one that was in a bandolier that got struck by a bullet yeah we've all seen those viral pictures online yeah so um so when was this when did we first i have no idea when this would be but we were gallipoli a while ago correct so no i'm trying to remember when i first pitched this to adam we were hanging out in his shop some of his buddies were there and i remember looking at two bullets sitting on his desk and i was just like what if we could get two bolts to hit midair capture it in high speed and maybe fuse them like how cool would that be right and i think i was like so i was just doing

like everyone there was like no that's impossible and i was like well so i was scratching out some math and i'm like it might be possible we just need to be able to individually address two different handguns within you know sub millisecond timing and then that was kind of just the thought and then we kind of left of just the thought and then we kind of left that in the background and then months later i think adam and i were like here's some really rudimentary electromagnetic hardware um he just had a rudimentary electromagnets they're on or off they're very very rudimentary i'm just gonna go on and unsub has never just scribbled down math period okay so for anything we've done

we're like i'm just i'm picturing like fucking the zach galifianakis like the fucking equations going by it wasn't that complicated no i started with like servo motors i started with i i tried like four or five different electronically configurable machines because that I can control them through a PCB. So then I can write software for it. I can do that. But then they were too slow or they have different turn rates depending on gear ratios. And we were going back and forth. I'm sending him slow-mo from a phone.

So it's like 1,000 frames per second. Like I said, it's like what you guys do. Okay. They have gross now. a phone, so it's like a thousand frames per second. Like I said, in some ways, it's like what you guys do. Garbage. They have gross now. Ball sack high speed. Get a little fucking big for the britches right there. Can you do me a favor? You see that little lever? Can you turn it down?

Hey, hey. We just stroked you guys off for 20 minutes. Pepper box this. Pepper box that. I was almost there and you just fucking stopped. Now it's all about you. I get it. We went through a bunch of stuff like turnbuckle strings, snatch blocks.

It's been this whole thing. Snatch blocks sounds like a slur. That's awesome. I hate that I can't even talk about those without that happening. I should call it. Are you the one in the big fucking truck out there with all the bumper grills and shit don't worry about it look speedball

high come we're not gonna worry about that speedball high come that's the one speedball high come is sticking can you cgi that text on yeah Yeah. It's just like shitty like Comic Sans. We're coming to this conclusion that there's just too much of a tolerance. We cannot get close enough because... I'll drink to that. And then through a firearm... Just ignore it. And ammunition, you're going to lose like another 20% because you're never going to know which powder it is.

You never know how much it was loaded, what the machine was configured to, what the weight of the bullet is, how much is in the barrel to actually like slow it down like every when you are trying to do this fucking everything comes into configuration i didn't even think about it like the the deviation between like the same kind of ammo round to round on powder like holy fuck and then you think about that and then they're 20 off on both sides now you're looking at 40 difference yeah and then and you have this this little spot to capture so you get all the math on the cross-sectional fucking insane how many shots did it take so that's in seven before we got a nose to nose but that was with a year and a half

of right yeah yeah yeah so because so we had a so we had a short that we put up and this was after probably at least six to eight months of planning where we got the intersection pass was was really shallow like shooting both guns here shooting this way we got them to intersect within maybe you know 10 20 shots but that was like how much deviation is on that day less we hit them the first time did we and then we tried 12 more and couldn't get it to happen again oh because we were originally just going to shoot from the table to a piece of um all right like stockboard and then we were going to film when each one of them went through the stock board. Okay. So we were like, dude.

Our methodology was from PCB boards to electromagnets to hammer drop. We were going to get all of that synchronized as perfectly as possible because the dwell time, the powder burn, the actual speed of the bullets, all of that is out of our control. Because we wanted, if you were to buy this ammunition, put it in a stock gun and shoot it. Did you reload your own for this? No, we wanted this as like anybody could do this if you had a high-speed camera. Oh shit, this is for everyone.

That's fine. Yeah, because I would have figured that you would have reloaded your own ammo so it's like 100%. No, this was like what, fucking Blazer brand? Like 45 ammunition. It was off the shelf. It was two actual uninterrupted pistols with 45 ammunition. So you put this on fucking hard mode for no reason. Yep.

Two. Yeah, Dark Souls. No, because we wanted it to be real. So I love Smarter Every Day's video of it because he did the same thing. I think he used 44 long cold or some other similar. 45 long cold. Is that what it is?

Yeah. Cowboy load. Yes. But they were adjusting their load amount and basically it was just a metal cylinder. Stop. Stop. God, Brandon started laughing.

I was like, he said load. load adjusting your load amount basically instead of an actual firearm it was a metal tube with an electrical primer and then they just sent 12 volts or whatever it was to the electrical primer so they always went off at the same time we wanted to have two handguns involved so if adam and i stood eight feet apart and shot at each other this is what that would look like it's really easy to ignite two powder sources at the same time with electricity yeah yeah with electricity but to do it where you're just a trigger pull we're like dude even

if there's a break difference on it like it's that's very hard and it's rounding on the internal components yes when it clicks off people that you do not understand how difficult that is because i remember doing research the comments on the shorts i can do that every time because they're not thinking everything goes into account on this it is where the camera is lined up you have an object moving well 900 to 1200 feet per second the trigger pull the burn rate of the explosion on it's on it what was it nine mil it's 45 45 okay yeah all right yeah it's like 850 900 feet per second that's next all still fucking dude all those little things and then on top of that lines perfectly up to fucking

think about it this way 900 feet per second if you're one percent off that shot is nine feet out of frame yeah you see what i mean so if it's repeat that again repeat that 900 feet per second if any part of this is one percent off it's nine feet out of frame one we were framing like this to get two bullets to collide right here so we can get a close-up 150 000 frames per second so that's like 0.1 second infinitely less than that point is it good oh my god so you're looking at 0.005 seconds and it's like almost nine feet if that is that is how fucking precise this has to be and that's why i don't think people really rationalize that number 0.005 and you're looking at nine foot difference of the collision you are recording with one camera capturing this

little fucking frame if anything is wrong you have no would you say that was the frame slightly larger yeah very little larger than that yep that's what we have that but 16 by 9 widescreen so yeah yeah no error you can't have a this isn't guesstimating shooting a bunch of rounds and hopefully one does it is we got it in seven that's fucking jesus christ okay go on and then we got it like five times in a row after that yeah i don't know why it was extremely lucky but a lot of planning so it was like a nice blend of the two how many views is that video uh nine hundred thousand that deserves fucking metric system because we thought so too we'll upload it for you on our because you got oh we just have one who like hey it's ours we'll split the ad sense 50 50 no yeah you guys

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of what you guys would have had to put into that to do it and i wouldn't have thought it was possible if somebody asked me like if mr b's called me right now i was like oh we want to recreate this i'm like dude you need to talk to somebody else because i i don't think i do that i i'm still in mild disbelief that we did it yeah and that's fucking hearts it's not a matter of money it's a matter of luck yeah it's amazing i know what i want to do for pepperbox with a budget with all of us oh god a rue goldberg's device like a root goldberg machine yeah like it was guns if we have it like setting off guns going everything Mousetrap. That sounds extremely dangerous.

I'm down. See? He's down. I already know that. Our next bullet closed you through the beat. It's like marble going down the thing and then all of a sudden

like at the very end like a hostage gets executed. And we're like, yeah! Two bullets on each side colliding in the brain. In slow motion dude a gun

I would love that right in the part that makes you a person left and right hemisphere starting now Cody I just gotta say something I had an appointment today cause this is kind of a thrown together podcast but speed jazz hard dick they're here how much were you thinking of that i'm gonna i'm gonna tag i'm gonna tag speed just hard speed just hard day i'm gonna tag in connor king trout

he's gonna jump in my space sweet i love you guys thank you for joining us hard dick speed come thank you so much yeah we love you hey hey what, thank you so much. Hey, what is the name before you go? What is the name? Ballistic high speed. Oh, he does know it. Okay. He does. He's been tricking us this whole time. He does know it. Be safe, buddy. Subscribe. We'll see you in a bit. Oh, God. He smells like cigarettes.

Ah, it's Connor. That fucker. Alright. So now the Hoosiers outweigh the Mexicans. This is true. So we can really get started now. This is the highest density of Hoosiers that have ever been on a podcast here. Facts. If only we had that podcast gun.

If only we cared. This is the most Hoosiers ever. You guys are the only internet people I know from Indiana. Yeah. I lived there a long time. Indiana doesn't do anything. Yeah, true. Except like Whistling Diesel and Adam Driver, I think.

Oh, yeah. Adam Driver's Indiana? From Indiana, yeah. Mishawaka, maybe? Elkhart? What was your favorite quote again from him? You were born in Indiana. When he said, no, stop.

I lived in Indiana for a long time. Oh, well, your YouTube Wikipedia thing says you were born in Indiana. No, stop. I lived in Indiana for a long time. Your YouTube Wikipedia thing says you were born in Indiana. It also says my dad's a veteran, like Brandon. Brandon. I love the internet and how it distributes my... So you were born in Texas?

Yeah, but I lived in Indiana for a long time. Or were you like Crawfordsville, Indiana? Shout out to Seville. You know, Wabash College. One of two all-male colleges. I was born in Texas, but like, which is the border of Texas? Where are you actually born? I think there's one border.

You'd think so, wouldn't you? Were you born in Texas or Mexican Texas? Because I'm a fucking Texican. I have a running theory about people in Indiana is that everybody in Indiana, it's kind of like angels in Supernatural know the name of every prophet or things like that. You're just innately

born with it. Everyone in Indiana knows every famous person who was born in Indiana. Because it's all we have. That's it. It's all we have. Larry Bird. What else do we have. And corn. And Larry Bird. What else do we have?

Indiana Beach? There's more than corn in Indiana. I think that closed down for a while. Did it really? I think so. We went there in like seven years. I think it got like new ownership or something. No, I think it's done.

There is no more Indiana Beach. Damn, John. Ha! Indiana! I was like... The next new explosion that's happening in Indiana. shame, John. Ha! Indiana! I was like... The next explosion that's happening in Indiana is going to be a 9mm vs.

45. I say we go all the way to incendiary vs. incendiary. Oh, we're going to do all. Social media training. You obviously haven't been PR trained. I'm going to put this out there just because it's a stupid idea that i just thought of and i'm using my 13 year old brain right now but b because i

think it would be cool uh like actually for youtube stick your dick in well different 13 year old brain um wait god you said brain at the end of that oh j Christ. Instead of boy? Two hollow points. Both with the tip filled with binaries. Impacting. That's probably too fast for it to activate. Like a rifle hollow point? No, there is no too fast.

You can be too slow to activate. That's what I've told my ex-wife. It'll be too insignificant of an amount to be detectable from the impact flash. You think so? Yeah. Okay.

I think so. Well, don't you... Are you talking about like a rifle hollow point? No, no, no. Like a pistol hollow point. You think those two speeds will add up enough? Well, I mean, you're talking about... I mean, not to be a fucking...

Do you double or quadruple when they're direct impacts? It depends if it's momentum or kinetic energy that it requires. And I don't know the answer. a fucking content like a uh do you double or you quadruple them when they're direct impacts it depends if it's momentum or kinetic energy that it requires and i don't know the answer i thought it was velocity right but when you're adding two speeds in an in an impact it's either the velocity is squared or it's just doubled shit i'm not smart enough for that i was thinking it was i was a c in ninth grade physics i dropped like out of high school. Not to be a pretentious asshole, but this is literally Einstein's theory of relativity.

So if you need 2,000 feet per second to activate, if you had two different pistol cartridges that are going at 1,200 feet per second, you're at 2,400 if you double it. Correct. So it doesn't really matter if you double or square it. Do we actually want to go into depth on this? Yeah, it literally is that. Dude, the audience is coming go into depth on this because i'll answer it

yeah dude the audience is coming right man look at this audience so this is reversing it they're like we really like math right now so like 60 mile per hour car plus 60 mile per hour car does not equal one car at 120 because so it should be 204 here no they cancel out no it's the same thing when you like shoot a soccer ball if you're talking about overall kinetic energy, you have to square the velocity, square the velocity. So it's either 60 miles per hour squared or 120 squared.

And 120 squared is always going to be more than 260 squared. You know what I mean? So that's what we're talking about with two bullets. But that's the chemistry with binary explosives. Is it the kinetic energy that sets it off that's where they pull the velocity from or is it just mass and velocity from momentum either way it has to be four grams at 1200 feet per second if i remember right because um ironclad specifies

yes either way though if you're talking about binaries that like the typical like tannerite or anything like that you're talking about like 2200 feet per second if you're talking about binaries that like the typical like Tanner, right, or anything like that, you're talking about like twenty two hundred feet per second. If you're at twelve hundred feet per second twice, you'll you'll hit that limitation no matter what. Like, so I would bet. I think he wants us to. I don't. So you guys are welcome for that idea. So like I heard two numbers back to back and my brain was like it's like that where I'm like okay well back to cameras are business

these are my two autisms I'll handle these with pride and then you guys talk about them like I'm retarded I feel like that would work though I build devices and machines he does math and then we try to use it to the end I can cancel

the high speed footage that I remember we talked about like months ago when we first met or whatever is the amount of fucking data from like a half of a second long clip. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it like terabytes of footage and you have to, you go through like eight hours of footage to watch one half of a second. Some crazy shit.

That was just like math extrapolation. So the 2512 camera, one shot, seven seconds is 288 gigabytes. So over a quarter terabyte in one shot. So for reference, an entire episode on one camera on this is usually about roughly 300 gigs per camera we run for. That is one second? It's easy. Like math to extrapolate too. We run for that is one second. It's easy. Like math to extrapolate to six or seven seconds.

Cause if you think 60 on my computer, God damn it. 60 frames a second versus 60,000 frames a second. You, you haven't a direct, like one second is that much more frames. Just fucking crazy. Well,

it's, it's also raw. It's which is uncompressed data, which is fucking just very large very large but anything goes through and he trims down he he cuts a lot of that out so what what is a a shot so like what 10 microseconds is probably what couple gigs um i mean that's that's that's hard to extrapolate. But typically our rule of thumb is, so we film at 24 frames per second.

That's our standard. So 24,000 is 1,000 times slower. We often film at a quarter million. So that's like 10,000 times slower than normal. So if you record for one second, it's going to take you 10,000 seconds to watch that one second. So just imagine the timeline that suddenly manifests and DaVinci resolved when you drag one.

So you're scrubbing for a little while. Well, yes. Yes. Why are you filming at 24 frames a second? Um, it's more cinematic to my eyeball. To yours.

To my eyeball. Statistically speaking, the audience likes 30 frames. Who does? Like a general, the audience likes it more than 24 because then you differentiate movie to more household feeling i know this shit i've done research i think they're gonna fight i know we're gonna make out they had a conversation tell me about your data before you started recording

and yeah it was literally i did research but would that change the amount of like uh i won't tolerate it set in set out no out. No. Bring back... 60 people don't like 60. 60 for sports. They don't like 60. It's just how quickly the high speed would play back, basically. It would be like 80% of 30 frames per second is 24. So that's the only thing it would change.

It'd be played back a little bit more smoothly and quickly. I love this because it gets to show the audience how when you're in your field and you're like, I love this field and this is how I turn it into a career. It is to that level of degree of what you're studying. It's like here is 24 to 30 and why you have to pick your advantages because 30 frames per second is a lot more like home feeling, home video, TV, broadcast feeling. And 24 to me is more cinematic. I think they're going to fuck. That's why I stick with it. Because we're more about spectacle and less about like... I love this stuff.

So it's... Talk about guns! Talk about guns, Brandon! We can go about all that! So it reminds me because you were like choosing your expertise and your field of expertise in that sense. When I text the group chat the other day... Which one? Where I text the group chat the other day,

I was talking about, oh God, I just realized that autism is just like the offenders. I get to pick my special interest, but God picks the offset. Oh, fuck yeah, I'm super into guns or cameras or this, but I just can't make eye contact and talk to girls.

Oh, can I get one? Do you not have a superpower? I figured you were already like Mine's obvious, but like I figured you were just like a Targaryen from Game of Thrones. You just can't be burned. Can you pick something that I understand? No, you gotta pick your superpower.

Oh, I have to pick my superpower? You both get to pick one and we get to pick the opposite. Oh, okay. Welcome to the offenders. They know how it's played and so do all of you. Unless one of you weirdos... Cannot be blown up. I can't see that.

It's a shitty superhero. If I could just pick any one. Oh no, we're in the middle of your shit, Adam. Anti-IED man. You'd be great at walking around. You'd be great at clearing minefields. He'd go for a casual stroll in sub-Saharan Africa. He's in very high demand

in Ukraine and Ireland. Pop. I think Russia already has that. They just call it extra bodies. They call it felons. Let's see. Okay, so honestly, the one that I would actually want and I hate that you guys are going to let's see okay so honestly

the one that I would actually want and I hate that you guys are going to ruin it for me I would fucking love teleportation who has that he's just going to kill a kitten every time he does it it took like

oh can I get that one every time that does it. It took like... Oh, can I get that one? Every time you... That's not even his power. He just wants to kill kittens. So I have to pick a different one. Every time you teleport, your clothes don't follow you. I mean, that's a given. That's the lightest. Trust me, that is.

Wait till you hear the nonsense. Connor's over here. Teleport me to the Miss America dressing room slap slap slap slap slap slap helicopter I like all guys know

that movement you have to do I was just going to say that looks practiced oh it is I didn't know I couldn't pick one that somebody else picked that makes it way more I know it took me like know I couldn't pick one that somebody else picked. That makes it way more. I know. It took me like 30 fucking minutes to pick one that nobody else had picked because there were like 35.

We're getting there. We might have to start repeating and we just. It's got to be super specific. Like my baking skills are pretty good. Like there's just too many things already picked. I'm a decent cook. Cool. Downside is you actually suck.

You're starting to run into the marvel problem okay hang on I have one formula I get great okay how about this I get like a spider sense

spider sense unique no I'm going to specify it here real quick When there's children nearby Spider That's the downside I wasn't done Sandusky man

Okay man okay while trying to figure out a problem or a solution I get a spider sense of whether I'm going hot or cold oh that's a really good I like that if it's right he's like this is right oh that's wrong that's just called being smart but you don't know what you got the opposite so it just vibes you want your superpower to be vibes i want good vibes you're like you tapestry heaven hoe i don't know it's what your astrology is real if you're willing to fuck me anyways yeah i believe in the rock are we going to bed okay we got to get this offset from this from the just general sensation of whether or not you're right or wrong imagine if it's actually really cool in paper if on a comic book like

mine would actually be whether or not i'm right or wrong okay so like hot cold but about facts but yeah this is always like this this this like or if somebody said something it can be knowledge he just wants a little bit of journey. I just want a little bit. I still have to try. One out of four times, it's completely opposite. That's kind of what I said a second ago. Oh, I didn't say that, sorry.

I didn't fucking take that. You take that? Yeah, I was more incorrect than I am right now. Actually, let's do the one to every, one to, no, one to four is pretty good 75% success rate you have the confidence of it should I turn left?

off a cliff cut the red wire yep tiny guns too that's actually a really good offset one to four it's just enough for you to have full confidence Fuck. That's actually a really good offset. One to four is just... It's just enough for you to have full confidence.

And no one trusts you because of it, though. Because none of us know that it's one to four? No. Well, I mean, yeah. You'll figure it out eventually. Because my spying sense is good. Yes. No, no.

You get one to four because time we're never going to trust you, the other offenders, and then you're not going to trust yourself on key important situations where a bomb... You would take the shot. Yeah, because are you going to take the shot? And your head is like, yes, you'll take the shot, and you're like...

But 25% chance. I've got an alternative one. You're just massively narcoleptic. So, like, we're all relying on you to, like, make an important decision. Like, I know the answer. Dude, I really like 25% is just fucked. This needs to be a Pepperbox exclusive. A video on this kind of stuff.

Whoa, we're trying to get Papa Meat, Meat Canyon to animate an entire episode. I think I would still take it. Yeah? You have to. You chose it. You have to. You don't get a choice in this. That was that 25% is wrong.

No, my senses are telling me that I should change it. Yeah, exactly. 25% chance that's a bad idea. 50% of the time it works every time. All right, well, I'm getting told i should get more beer while i listen to grace come up with dude i love that is a really good fucking superpower because no one trust even yourself you're like that's what i feel like 25 seems like a lot when you're back i was gonna say exactly you're gambling with right you're gambling with humans and then the gambler's fallacy the

people say that you know like a coin flip or whatever. So if it's 50% chance every time, it's not that every fourth time you're wrong. There's just always a 25%. There could be 10 times in a row you're wrong. Right. Despite how unlikely that is. Or 10 times in a row you're right. And if you're like, you know, nailing it on the stock market, you're making crazy fucking predictions. Everybody's going to put all of their faith in you.

And then you're 100% in exactly the opposite way wrong. Don't worry, little girl. I got you. I'm going to blow her fucking head off. Oh. Oh, God. Like reverse Hawkeye powers? Yes.

Instead of just shoot the hostage? Yeah, exactly. Right between the eyes? 5% of the time when I go to the gun range, it's myself. So what's your superpower? I feel like anything to do with time has already been chosen, right? What do you mean?

I don't think so. Like time control. And I don't mean just like... Oh, freezing time? No, no one's actually chosen. How the fuck has no one chosen? That's a shit power. I don't want the ability to freeze.

All right, Quicksilver. Jesus Christ. I don't know if that guy's the most OP yet. No, no. Because I was going to Alright, Quicksilver. Jesus Christ. I was going to make the offset to freezing time. You also get frozen in time. You can just pause life whenever. That's cool. If you can't move around,

it's fucking worthless. You just die. But how does he unpause it? Everyone's stuck frozen forever. The first time I do it. No, that's not what I want. I don't want the ability to stop time. I want the ability to

in any direction modify time. So like indefinitely slow or speed up as much as I want. Like if I'm bored, speed it up. If a bullet's coming at me, slow it down until I decide what to do do Adam Sandler was the but only to Bryce yeah I do you want I think so the ability to speed up or so you get to pick and choose and it goes slow and fast mmm Mmm. Mmm.

You have to click remote. Yeah, it's essentially... Have you seen the movie? Yeah, yeah, it says the click remote. But it's... I don't like what click... Yeah, that's a pretty good offset. Can we just... Oh, when you actually fast forward it

and just automatically fast forward it. No, I feel like it has cookies on. It knows what you prefer. Yeah, it's an algorithm that learns oh no so have you not seen click i have so if i've been slowing down time too often it's just like you must want that right now but it's like me in a boring lecture or something yep well that would kind of suck me talking to eli in one hour of your day you have no control and it gets to do whatever it wants the same hour of every day or a random hour? Doesn't matter.

It's just one hour each day. It does whatever it wants. Time is gonna go really fast, slow down, last an eternity. Dude, you can do like 15 minutes. That would fucking suck. It's like, and time just like warps to slow. It's like I'm mowing the lawn. No, I got it. You age normally through time.

Despite what I'm doing? No, you move through time at a normal rate, aging at your current time frame. So hypothetically, the more you use this power, there could be a situation where you pause time to do something, and it's a second in everyone else's perspective. But I've aged like eight minutes. But you've aged eight minutes. However long it took me to figure that out. So there's a hypothetical scenario wherein you, over the course of a week, just age 80 years and drop dead.

So we've merged Click and Interstellar. Yeah. Time dilation. Time dilation. Bryce was suddenly near a black hole. Too bad. I'll take it. it you still do it? but we have an unsub

you have to have your wiener out holding it you have to activate it by squeezing your dick and the dick has to be lit by the sun you're like activate time speed oh no there's a mouse shooter everyone. The sun's out and go. You squeeze it.

It only works immediately after you've came, so you have to jerk off and come. So there's just slow motion. Has this already the after show? No. No. Welcome to the cum show. Balls stick to your thigh

when it's hot outside speed. Dude, I love that you have to squeeze your wiener when it's out in direct sunlight. Man, stop! Have we given him a... And it makes an awooga sound. Have we given him a... Brandon's really good at that.

You gotta wait. I gotta pick his offset? So I have freedom to control the flow of time whether I want to slow it down or speed it up, and I'm aware that that's happening around me. Like, I'm not stuck in the time. My brain's still normal. I've got like a little, what would you call it,

like a side quest offset. Like, it's just an addition to whatever offset they picked. I have to go find my dad every time. You can only go fast, or you have to go fast during sex. Dang it. That was, I had that thought. It's me. Like, wow, honey, six microseconds. That's better than yesterday. You know what the most uncomfortable thing?

I didn't know that. When you say, wow, you said I came too fast. That was fucking bold words for somebody who didn't come at all. That's actually 4,900 frames. Actually, the literal point of sex.

Sorry, you don't understand what's going on here. It was slow motion. All eyes go on you automatically. God made your fucking orgasm an afterthought. It's not my fault. That'd be creepy. You activate slow-mo and all eyes just click on you. Sort of like in the Justice League

when Superman's like... Yeah, exactly. You just be uncomfortable. Hello. Just socially awkward, man awkward but everybody does it yes socially awkward man i know a lot of people with that offset offset for that brandon i'm right i'm doing this right now i'm eating that name i do like the random hour out of the day it does whatever it wants

do you have no control for fucking 15 minutes yeah what if we regulate it like you guys did to me 25% of the time it does the opposite it does the opposite dude that's just a bad offset

you're gonna slow down time to save a little girl from getting hit? It just gets obliterated. It hits her a hundred times harder. I'm trying to stop a mass shooting and everyone dies instantly instead of not at all. So you work for the Secret Service?

Yes. And we're done. That'd be a really good fucking video though but if anybody wants a free Daniel defense just say you want to commit an act dude I'm about to get so much birthday money oh

what's Bryce's official offset what are we doing how are we deeming's official offset? What are we doing? We've had like four ideas. What's the real one? How are we deeming this? Official offset. Do we do that 25%? I would say that every time you use it in a situation where you want to, right?

Yeah. You have to use it in a situation where you would want the opposite. So like, for example, when you're on hold with customer service, time is now slowed down one one hundredth or one one thousandth so he doesn't get a super yeah oh he does but he also gives an offset so i have fucking super power so i never get to use it the way i want it you would never get to use it then though yeah you would you could choose to use it yeah it's your choice the next time it happens next time a situation where you don't want time to slow

oh i see you say you like stop everything stop we'll save a little girl you're like i'm home honey she's like well thank god and then time's like so the reality is you can save more people you just you choose not to I have to? Boom! And the bullets are slow. Come on! I love that you're implying that you would want that to happen. The implication is

you want it to happen faster and it just can't come soon enough. You start going towards the bullet. Leaning forward. Okay, that's it. There's your offset. I love that one way more. So, I'm going to myself pretty darn quick is what you're saying.

Well, I mean, you would say that on Pepperbox is what I'm saying. Alright, fair. I accept. Holy fuck. Well, thank. I accept. Holy fuck. Well, thank God you guys glided bullets. That is how that tangent started to here and now we're like... To meet myself in slow motion.

We went from building network studios to... What is the next big piece of content you guys are super looking forward to? Well, we got one tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Cover it. This will be probably a couple weeks from now.

Oh, yeah. This will come out in a little while. So by the time this video comes out, I will have already gotten the strike on the video we're going to film tomorrow. You think so? I don't think there's a 0% chance. There's a non-insignificant chance. Correct. I don't know if y'all watch the news.

Something fairly significant happened the other day. Something uncool happened. Give them the date. Today is the 17th of July. Oh, wait, it flexed the fucking... Oh, shut up. I was pointing it to myself. It tells me the date.

Oh, right. It's like two days after somebody tried to assassinate a president. Crazy. Former president, I guess. All alone? Time to trim the old pubes. Hey there, beach babe. Are you ready to soak up those summer vibes and get the perfect beach bod? I don't have pants on.

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bryce was like we are not fucking doing that like there's no way and so on you posted an instagram story and i replied to it and i was like dude i wanted to do this so bad bryce was like no and then i had already bought the gun i had spent i had spent about fifteen thousand dollars committing to this video by the time you saw that story. I put out the story almost facetiously. I just want to make sure that there's interest. That means, because this should be the first one that goes up, 15, well, actually, you were probably 17 to 18 grand total money put up to get the episode done. Word

two to three getting out here. The mic was muted? No, I'm ready. Oh, yeah. I got fucking scared for a second too. I saw that second channel.

It's only on his that's so our fours are based off of the one two three adam talk okay single yeah yeah sorry okay yeah thank god so you're just recording a second track of silence right now second track what do you mean i think the second track is live it's just zero gain and sorry yes i can turn that one on so you are currently like 17 to 18 grand deep in this video. Something like that, yeah. And then I think it costs us like three grand to get out here. So there's like over 20 dollars involved.

People are like, you make so much money on YouTube. It's like, well, we gross so much money on YouTube. Let's talk about how much we gross. It's not much. We've got like three grand signed in our video. But this is going to be... This is history. They tried to assassinate

a former and currently running president. And then a day later... I'm getting involved in that fucking video. Oh, thank God you ended it that way. Like, I'm getting involved. Oh, God. I could have stopped it.

Would you have maybe done something when people reported that there was a fucking loser kid climbing on the roof of a nearby building with a rifle? No. Would it have been the... I already know the thumbnail. It's going to be, I could have stopped it with a word box coming out. Oh, God. know the thumbnail it's gonna be i could have stopped it with a word box coming out in our group text cody posted that picture and it's the one of trump pumping his fucking fist with the american flag in the background blood splashed on his face and i thought it was just like some ai generated whatever and i was like that's kind of fucking gay

and then reaction to the time photo of the year yeah yeah because i i genuinely thought it was like ai i thought it was like it was like this pic goes so hard okay bud and then uh that's how we know ai has been going too far yeah found out the story and holy shit so obviously with my connection to politics like my phone and what i'm saying my phone exploded my phone exploded i had like 30 fucking people text me within like five minutes it's still here that's a new one i know all right listen here he's like why is my phone going off oh but anyway you you have action access rockets? Rockets? Yeah, like rocket rockets. What's rocket rocket? What is their MOS is Patriot Missile Control Launcher or something or others. So like missiles?

Yes. Like the military is going to have to clear us to go to the base to do the whole shit. I'll be a bystander. I don't need to be in the video. And if you don't want, I just want to hang out. I don't know if you know about this guy and high explosives, but hey,

missile is different than rocket. Listen, I think we might have to write this guy off. Fucking smiling friends. I don't like anything that's gone over here. I'm going to go over here. We just talk about cameras. You don't want to be over here.

We might just have to cut our losses. No, so it would be. Where are you doing that? An undisclosed location in Indiana. Oh, yeah. Well, it would be. He's like, what's your parents' address? One whole year.

What? After your comment where you were mad at me, I was like, what's your parents' address? No, it would be one of a few bases. There's a few. I don't really want to get too deep into it because it may not happen. There's a lot of red tape in between. Like, I'm not saying we are cleared to do it. I am in talks of actually getting from both the launcher site and the impact site.

I have not found an A-10 impact site, though. So if any of you lovely people... A-10 impact? Because they're kind of phasing them out before they go. Which they don't need to. Are they seriously phasing out the A-10 site? The government does dumb shit where it's not effective. And everyone that's in the military is like, no, no.

We should keep that little guy. Give a near peer, though. Everything I've heard is based on the fact that in all likelihood we're going to war with China or Russia and we don't have to worry about dog fights. They're going to send them all to you. Probably.

I can't wait to see the combat footage, though. I mean, it would make the most sense if you're done with them eight ten go give us a couple that won't happen for about you know five years or so so yeah we'll probably send them to the active ukraine war zone 20 year g what well i still like it reminds me it's like it's a tale as old as time if you actually read history like this shit happens all the time like you have the the the first battle at manassas or a first bull run depending on what part of the country you're in uh you have uh people that were

on the hill like literally coming out from their homes in the in the the town to go watch the war they literally walked walked out like with picnic baskets and shit. They would all just sit on the countryside and just watch the battle happen. Let's go watch the Civil War. Oh, Civil War. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard about that. They legitimately thought, yeah, it was 1861.

They legitimately thought, oh, this will be over in a month or two. They didn't realize it would be the four darkest years of American history. But yeah, straight up. They were just walking out like, no, well, we'll see what happens. I mean, if you think of how a civil war would actually play out even now, it is you would have people just not get involved. States that would just be like, nope, depending on where. It's like the movie Civil War and how I loved how they did that

because they were like the close to the end. The end was so garbage. Is it worth watching? Oh, dude, definitely worth it. Yeah. Really? I liked it. how they did that because they were like the close to the end the end was so garbage is it worth watching oh dude definitely worth it yeah yeah really i liked it i'll say there's no it's apolitical there's no politics in it it's just showing when you're looking at war war and how it plays out and the sounds and everything it is fucking perfection on how combat is. I told you guys, I think. Kinda. Tell the combat veteran about combat. Listen here,

non-medal of honor winner. Because I know you're going to agree with me is why I say it. I know you'll agree because it was the end scene where they have journalists in the stack. Oh, that, that, yeah, 100%. That is the one thing you're like, no team's going to be like, come on, journalists.

They're like, let's get in here. You're talking about tip of the spear, tip of the spear. You're going after the fucking president. They're like, third guy on the stack, journalist, go. Never going to happen. Press next. Clear that corner. Now when it is.

I can tell a real story about that. Well, so what's fucking crazy is how they do combat when they're getting closer to DC is you have the tracers and the rounds kicking off in the background. It's nighttime. And the journalists are like, oh, shit, we're going there. This is terrifying and nervous. And then I told Savo, I was like, holy shit, that is perfection. You see the tracers kicking off in the background have the explosions you have gunfire and then you're just like man i slept with that that was my peace time like i get a washout but i'm going to bed so it's in the

background so comforting and i watched i was like that's your white noise yeah it literally was i was gonna bring i was about i have to go pee pee but i was about to go ask you right and then you brought that up again on the 4th of July. I remember everything was going off and I asked you, I was like, like, are you okay with all the shit? And weirdly, I was not expecting this to be your answer, but you were like, I love this. Cause it is my piece. Like I got so used to that as my it's explosions, everything going off, but it's you get close but it's like in the distance too when you hear in the distance it's the fight's not here the fight's not with me or my guys

it's there's another fight going on so i just you can tell by the eq mapping by the distance if it's a problem or not yes really quickly so it is that decompression you're like and your body gets so used to i think uh hypervigilance because that is instilled and you can't turn it off with the brain. It is, okay, hypervigilance, everything's really tight. But when you know it's going off like 100 to 500 to 1,000 yards meters away, you're like, oh, hypervigilance is turned off a little. It's nulled down and you're like, oh, I'm good. Hey, it's over there. Silence is scary, but distant warfare is peaceful. Oh, dude, hey, you're just like. That's hey it's over there silence is scary but distant

that's what yeah because then i brought up after that is yeah interesting there there are like four or five hour long videos on youtube where it's like distant warfare to fall asleep to yeah and i never like yeah he told me you told me that they're like this i was like i could sleep to that and 100 i just don't like when they cracking off in the distance and like distant explosions i don't like when they title it america 2026 that's not awesome it's a fucking do you want to hear a story about journalists on the front stack i think we would love that story. So I was in Africa. The craziest story.

I was finding some new house cleaners. I was a team chief of a psychological operations element. That one almost got me. And I was attached to a joint operation that was evacuating an embassy. I'm not going to get into where and whatever, but this whole joint operation... Sounds like it would have been a big one. So,

we're doing this whole... God only knows which one that could have been. So, I'm an E5. Right. So, I'm an NCO. So, I'm in charge of a couple guys. Should I explain the rank structure? E5, you're in charge of a couple guys. Should I explain rank structure? E5, you're in charge of a team. Should I break it down or should I just get through it?

No, you can give a little breakdown. Okay, so I'm an E5. I got two guys below me because of Psyop roles and three-man teams. But I'm sitting in the command center of the 101st Airborne. And if you don't know 101st airborne is i i mean that was d-day right did they do one or two movies have been made yes quite a few so i am talking with the commander of this element because they're the ones that we're moving with we're getting the plane with and then i get assigned somebody from the air Force who is combat camera.

So combat camera is journalists for the Air Force. That's what they are. The cameraman never dies? And you should never treat them any differently. Well, they do. I was going to say,

those ones do. They 100% can. So they're journalists. And so I guess. Next test on ballistic high speed. So I get to basically. Can you kill journalists? It's Bryce Bulletproof.

And they're like, hey, like, this guy's now with you because you're the joint element. Because Army and Air Force often work together better than like with Navy and Marines because Navy and Marines often work together. We've got everybody in here. We've got PJ and all these motherfuckers. So I'm in this meeting. It's all the captains, the majors. There's a Lieutenant Carl in here.

It's lieutenants. I'm probably the lowest ranked dude in this room. And he's going through. He's like, we're... I don't know. Should I go? Yeah, it'll be alright. Whatever. So they're like, we're gonna...

I've had these... Am I gonna be questioned? I'm like, is this a war crime or not a war crime? I love it when it's not a war crime. I love it when it's my infantry buddies. That's probably a war crime. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. That's probably a bad metric. Further record. This is a hypothetical story.

It didn't actually happen. He was telling me, Africa doesn't exist. No one can prove it. I've never seen it in real life. When the answer to OPSEC is, fuck it, I'm fucking on board.

So we're going to get in country. We're going to commandeer vehicles and then we're going to move to the embassy to secure the location, which means we're taking the airstrip. Then you're commandeering all the vehicles on the airstrip.

Then we are moving inland and we are securing our embassy because there is a military coup that is happening and our embassy is being shot at and our people can't leave. So the Marines are securing the outer perimeter and we are coming to reinforce them to get everybody out of doubt. The undisclosed embassy that nobody can put together. Nobody can Google which one we're talking about yeah so we're going through this whole deal and then i get told that this combat camera guy is now with me and he's a staff sergeant i'm a sergeant and i was like fuck now i got this dude that like thinks he's gonna outrank

me so i tell my major i'm like hey i was like what the f**k is the thing with this guy he's like nothing he's an air force it's like an e3 army and i was like oh all right so f**k him so he respects cameramen obviously no i respect rank he ain't got it so we're going to this meeting with these 101st guys, and we're going through the actual, like, where are we developing the CCP, the casualty collection points? Like, we start taking casualties, like, where am I dragging bodies? Where are we setting up machine gun nests? And then I'm coordinating the PSYOP part, so it's like, where am I getting loudspeakers? Because if radios go down, I have loudspeakers, so now the commander can talk to that guy. Like, we're doing this whole fucking battle plan and this combat camera guy he's like hey he's like in when this

is all going on he's like i need to be like with whoever's the front moving element he's like i have to document this and i didn't know what to do because i didn't think he was gonna fucking talk and so i'm just sitting there and the commander that i'm working under from the 101st has the whole tower sf ranger sapper airborne and then he's got the one that you think is under there oh okay got them all he gets the knife chest candy for days i think he's been in school the whole time that he's been in the military like it's dude stacked up and he looks at him he goes that's not where you're gonna be where are you gonna be and then he didn't know what to do and i was like sir i was like he's

gonna be with me i was like we're gonna lock down at the ccp that way my loudspeaker if you need communications i was like we're like we're gonna be back here trust me like he's like no he's like but he's like i was you are nine points you know for this one he but his but and his training was you you have to get yourself to the front and i was like like, dude, you're gonna get killed. That's insane. In relation to the movie Civil War, though. He just wanted to document. I mean, that's their job.

In relation to the movie, that's at least a guy who was in the U.S. military hierarchy. These are just rando fucking independent journalists. You can wear the press vest as long as both sides obey the Geneva Convention. But not only that. Yes. I've heard many stories of the Geneva Convention being obeyed by countries that aren't the United States. Especially when they're losing.

They're really good at it. And they create one man. So we go through this whole thing. I'll wrap this story up now. But, so they do get this mentality of, because that is where the action is happening. So that is like where they naturally think they want

to be and need to be. So, we go through this whole thing. We finally dealt well a battle plan. Everybody knows where they're going from the sea. We've made contact with the Marines. We're doing all this stuff. We're loaded up on the bird and waiting for takeoff and then this guy comes up on the ramp

and it's the crew chief. I probably got that wrong. It's the guy that's in charge of whether or not you're on this fucking plane. That's all that matters. And he goes, hey, who's Sia? And I turned to my guys, I was like,

did he say Sia? Nobody talks about us. He was like, who the fuck is Sia? And I was like, yeah, right here. And he was like, get the fuck off the plane. And I was like, well, no, sir. i was like well no sir i was like there's a a riot we're doing this whole riot control deal he's like oh he's like get the fuck off the plane

the ambassador doesn't want you in the country i was like cool i was like me i was like there's a riot he's like i don't give a fuck he's like you're off the plane he's like we have to take off like now so we grab our gear and as we're walking off all these hundred and first he was like you fucking suck me and my dudes plane that's so military and then the boom bitches get out of here exactly so then the

door goes up and there they fucking go so then I go back to where we're like all of our people are at and my majors in there and I walk through the door he's like you missed that plane I'm gonna bury you in this fucking country. And I was like, no, sir.

I said, Ambo threw me out of country. I got thrown out of the country. That's damn. So. God damn. Goes forward. That whole mission goes. You can look it up online.

Oh, yeah. Whatever you want with that information. So all those dudes that go on this mission, they wind up just doing their thing and nothing special happens. I get called to this congregation where the two-star general that's in charge of the entire area of operations is giving an award ceremony. And I get served a joint service achievement medal for all of my efforts in coordinating the joint operation that was in charge of the liberation of... And I got thrown off the fucking plane. I'm just imagining...

I'm imagining... You're like, boo. I'm imagining the PTSD fucking lockdown like you just like kind of like shaking and like over your shoulder there's a ghost like get the fuck off the plane and then you have a two star shaking and it's like amazing job of what you consolidated

and did out there on the field of bat they called you in to play the Barney theme over loudspeaker and they told you you couldn't do it oh dude i had a story about him in somalia what no the general quick story i've never told before my buddy's all right i'm waiting for the fucking ai generated barney in somalia yeah just running clear and over kicking indoors so i asked oh one of my buddies,

I just won't say names because I don't know how it's going to be taken. They're like, it's fine. No one died. I was like, okay, that's a good rule of thumb. I think,

I don't think so. We had to protect senators. So you have the Shia and Sunnis. And then we had to create a barrier because they fucking hated each other senators was a main highway on in uh downtown baghdad next to uh oh fuck was it i forget liberty and you have in main smr we are doing a op so we're like hey every we're just watching it because we have another team going through and clearing out south side for the SUNY area

so again they hate each other they would fucking fight they would kill each other so we put literal they should just have a war and be done with it dude just giant barricades you're talking about T-walls just down the highway to separate and segregate which one of the nephews do you support

answer correctly or I'll kill you. What kind of Sunni are you? What kind of Sunni are you? It was literally just segregate. And then we're like, okay, just no one's allowed to cross senators. You can't run across. So we'll call him Steve. Got the information.

And Steve and his team are very much Steve and his team. They're just no one's allowed to cross. That's the only rule. Hey, just don't cross. You have to give them like stop. So Steve sees three people trying to run across senators. So he gives a warning shot with a mark 19 full automatic grenade launcher i'm pretty sure this is a story you distinctly said i was never gonna tell

so you just hear they run the opposite way really fucking fast they do not cross senators allegedly allegedly this happened we're like what the fuck steve he's like what they were crossing a warning shot i did what gun did you do mark 19 why oh yeah dude steve went on business and it's the podcast fucking Steve will do it. You just see like bombs, like those hit. And those guys are like, you know, the trip fall because you're turning so fast to run back.

The only recorded, the only recorded instance of a Mark 19 firing four times in a row before jamming exactly it's awesome and those dudes fucking ran because i've never seen him try to do we make that joke all the time boxing like doing cardio and shit like that it's like oh yeah dude no one two three how are you f***ing up this cadence? Independently, you, Matt Best, and Logan all made that joke. Like, oh man, I remember them Arab jumping jacks. Dude, it was a crazy time.

God bless war. Right, Bryce? Totally. You just live in the general area. Some of the best and the worst times of your life. I know. You'll love them, and then you remember how much you get paid and you never do it again yeah it's not weird it's not worth it though you're like bro i'm getting three dollars a day it's called combat pay for almost dying if you are gonna do that you can buy a camaro 28 apr if you. If you are going to do it, go like Air Force Special Forces Officer.

Yeah. Do that. Air Force. Or what's the stateside one? Coast Guard. Coast Guard. Dude, they do some real shit. Yeah.

Yeah, and they get paid very well. Do you remember the one fucking- The one dude that ripped a submarine, Thothwad? I was just thinking that. The one Thothwad dude that ripped a submarine. That was just thinking that. The guy that talked about the dude that ripped a submarine. That was the biggest enlistment boost to the fucking Coast Guard ever. Just jumps on that sub, rips the door open. Well, I just saw a thing pretty recently.

It was an interview with the Coast Guard guy, and I had talked to... I knew one guy in the Coast Guard a while back, and they would... They'll pick up... They regularly pick up to go on these tours or whatever, which a lot of it's in the Pacific. I didn't realize the Coast Guard goes down to almost South America and shit. They'll stop drug runs and stuff.

This is just shit I've heard. Just because it's South don't mean it's not American. Amen, brother. Stop drug runs. Anywhere I can keep everybody. Global superiority. White people. Try paying I can keep everybody. Global superiority. White people. Try paying for most of NATO. I'm not white.

I can say it. It's not racist if I say it. Let's all acknowledge that we are on stolen Comanche land right now. If you are protected by NATO, that means I own 95% of everything that you ever fucking stole. Which the Comanche stole from the tribe who lived here before them. We're just better at war. Anyway, they would

pick up like hundreds of... No, it's fine. I'm not mad about that. It's almost like all of human history is just a history of conquest. It's just a group of people who take over a region by murdering people and then that's just how it works. I can't wait for aliens to show up and just do the exact

same thing. We're all dead. Which I mean, to be fair, we all turn the atmosphere into fucking ricin. We all just assume that's going to happen anyway. So like, you know, hey. Who's going to fuck one first? That's the real question. An alien?

I volunteer. You know what's going to happen. I will put money on it to viewer of the podcast. I would put that on par with a marine. Yeah. Tomato, tomato. Because a marine's also going to get sent there before when the... Oh, dude, one of

your subscribers, that's a marine. I'm from Buenos Aires and I say fuck them all. And I'm the hand. You're the hand. from Buenos Aires and I say fuck them all. He's going to have that 80 pound one that you have over there. 80 pound what? Oh, the knife. I thought you were talking about a woman.

The twink? I thought you were saying an alien. I was like, it's like a reasonable weight for me seems like she's probably athletic but the yeah kilos hundreds of kilos of cocaine and uh they i think they like they like catalog them

and they would just dump them in the fucking ocean after they'll like catch these Colombian... I mean, we do that with Terrasoul. We quite literally did it with Bin Laden. But we gave them a proper... Dude, I hope

they fucking played the national anthem. Chuck them off the side of the bus. Did you see me? They played the Toby Keith song, Put a Boot Up. It's the American way. Put a boot up your ass. What? Rob O'Neill? No.

The guy that is incredibly shooting? Yeah, Rob. Yeah, did you see his fucking tweet today? No. Dear God. Somebody just randomly tweeted about how Bin Laden was dead in the early time of the war in 03

what the fuck dude rob retweeted it and he said really who was that guy i smoked getting out of bin laden's wife's bed i said fucking crazy i really wish somebody would confirm the contents of his hard drive i just saw that thing this morning oh my god download bin laden's animal crossing

wild word world fucking save file off the CIA database. He's like, he apparently loved karaoke, like fucking all sorts of shit. There was that one really bad one. Dance, dance revolution, all this shit. I love that. Nothing is better in my head than Bin Laden in a man dress doing DDR fucking. Well, he was like seven foot nine or some weird shit. What? DDR fucking thing. Love, love, shine. Well, he was like 7'9 or some weird shit. What?

Yeah, he was tall as fuck. Yeah, he was tall. No wonder they made him a leader. How tall were they? Like 6'4? Hang on, though. If you think about it with DDR, they do a lot of hand-burning stuff, which I feel like you could translate to, like, dude, he probably fucking slapped at that game. Did you think about the foot mat on his lap?

Yeah, they do a lot of hand-slip. You can translate that. I have the OG. I bet he smashed New York. We can ask the Pakistani embassy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you insinuating something?

I don't know. What was the fucking meme that came out at the time? Like, well, talk about a bad place to hide. Oh, my God. Deep pull. Oh, man, I fucking love it. God bless war. How you been?

How's the camera experience? You're over here just, like, watching your career. You're like, is this going to kill us? You're like, is this going to kill me? What's going on? These guys are just. I only hope so. How does it.

Like, what are you excited? That's up and coming, Mr. Bryce. Well, we recently established a partnership with the company that uses Shimatsu high speed cameras, which is really exciting. I am saying. Wait, you're a partnership with the company that uses Shimatsu high-speed cameras, which is really exciting. I am saying it. Wait, holy fuck. Wait, you're a partnership with them? I don't want to mean that as in like a... I don't

say that in like a business partnership way, but we have a relationship with them now. We're in talks, which is cool. I can say that, yeah. Wait for them to get that. I want to see their genuine reaction to sit down. I don't know if they know what that means. That's why I want them to sit down and be like, holy fuck.

Can we do a 15-second pause? Everyone go pee-pee. We will reset this. Upstairs is a bathroom. Don't hear emotions. No, I brought you a gift. Adam, are you okay? Do you have a tiny PTSD from this?

Ah! Run! I just love the amount of fucking beers here on the table. Why is all this in one piece? Where's the bottom exhaust port? Why are you unconscious? Why is this... I think I'm the only one that can...

Why is this not tan and poorly fabricated? Nobody caught the, where's the bottom exhaust port? Oh, we caught it. Where's the hole that goes boom? Where's the hole that jets the fucking rocket fuel directly and you pull the trigger? Did you guys use this in the... No, it actually wasn't.

Can you be in Tiny Guns 4 with that? Wouldn't that be hilarious? That's the purpose of Tiny Guns 4. Well, depending on what we do for sure. We'll do a slow-mo shot of him going... We'll make the VFX really hard. Just show the footage of it happening.

Yeah. We've got to do this by hand and just fucking paint them out that I know that fucking unthreads because it pops off on my desk one all the time the failure with yours happened about right here right

on the non-existent part of the rocket I think you can take that back tube that doesn't exist off I don't know where I don't know. Where's the spring-loaded... Or was that only his... Oh, there's...

They do really good... Go-Guns does a really good thing. In reality, the rocket's supposed to move out the front. I think it can. Wait, is that you? I was fucking around with it at my computer the other day. Does it actually strike it blows up

you're unconscious again re-burn did you get it on high speed no we got it on black magic fucking Bryce is over here like god damn it at the beginning of the episode you were talking about you didn didn't know when you publicly announced it. Bryce, I'm sure it was you, if you were running the channel,

when Adam was knocked out. Yeah, of course. You posted on the YouTube social thing. Like a community post? Yeah, a community post. Thank you. And it was like, Adam's doing good. He's alive. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because I remember opening my phone and it was like, uh, Adam's doing, Adam's doing good. You know, he's alive.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know? Cause I remember opening my phone and I was like, man,

Adam hasn't sent me a Snapchat in like two weeks. That's kind of weird. And then I opened my phone and I was like, what the fuck? And so I called him right after I saw that. And he was just getting out of the hospital. He couldn't speak for you. Oh,

you were getting out. He was on his way. You were on your way. Yeah. We definitely gave it. Saying something along the lines of like, it wasn't my war. Brandon said that whole thing. I was, Brandon's like, hey, we got this set up. I remember that.

Because we had been talking for a while. Yeah. I didn't know you guys at that point. Yeah. Yeah, and like all that shit went down and then you wanted to... Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, I don't know. Did we ever tell that story? It's not your fault. The accident was years ago. It's not your fault.

Give me keys. What's Cody going to say? Oh, I see. God. Robin Williams movie. Cody's going to be so mad when I text him about that. Dead Poet Society? No. What was it?

Good Will Hunting. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going for that. I'm sorry. I got mixed signals. All right. Where were we?

Oh, we are New York. Dude, this is it. Okay. Guys, we're going autistic for a second. Buckle up. I didn't know that we could do this, but apparently we can. And so Bryce is about to tell all you motherfuckers. Kaboom.

I haven't been hit by enough of those. Goddamn. Highly in the sports community. What we're about to do. The camera. Which one? Bro, you started the story. So well two things two cool things have happened with us vision research really likes us they make phantom cameras why do you always do this when i

talk about cameras stop getting nervous no look at him i said wait oh okay so vision research really likes us they make phantom cameras so there's a cool chance that we might get to like test prototype high-speed cameras from vision research in the future which is exciting but then also the company one of the sister companies to shimatsu out of you know i think it's like the dog yeah the shimatsu dog and bless you so um But it sounds like we might be able to get access to Shimatsu cameras as well as Shimatsu's newest cameras. That's the part I can't talk about very much. They're the cameras that can film 10 million plus frames per second. Jesus Christ.

So this is like if you've ever wanted to see how a shape. Like an atom split? Basically. What the fuck? Yeah. If you've ever wanted to see like a shape. Like an atom split? What the fuck? Yeah. If you've ever wanted to see like nuclear fission or. Oh, literally. How a shape charge actually inverts and converts into gas kind of thing.

Those are the cameras that will do it. So we've been lucky enough to have conversations with these people. And it sounds like we might be able to get some of that technology on the channel. So we just need like really, really good ideas to execute on for that a gun shoots a single round 84 minutes yes it's like i'm gonna play i'm gonna say something really fucking stupid right now and i'll own the fact that i am a average intelligence human that you know this probably sounds retarded but like to be able able to, to say any, to be able to capture anything interesting on that frame rate, you have to be very zoomed in to see it. Correct.

Yes. It has to either be hyper, hyper velocity and large or normal, you know, supersonic speeds, but extremely close. So like even a think of like 3 000 round or 3 000 feet per second rounds like you know like a 50 cal or something it would be moving slow it would it would basically stop so you would need so like we would have like one thing i want to examine is if we can get two incendiary 50 cal bullets to collide tip to tip like we did with the 45s and watch how the incendiary material interacts with itself basically causes the detonation what does that look like on a chemical level honestly like you might get a phone call from raytheon at that point that's what i mean it's pretty fucking useful these are and so when i say

like god damn it so when i say 10 million frames per second plus there's an emphasis on the plus the natural place to go with that. That's fucking crazy though. What would something like that run if you were to buy it if it were available? I don't think it is available. That's the problem. So like Vision Research's fastest Phantom right now is 1.75 million frames per second. That's $350,000.

That's like what they're putting out right now. So I wouldn't be surprised, you know, half a million to a million dollars for one camera i don't know like they don't sell if they do i don't know what the number is i don't know if shimatsu sells individual cameras this is the level that shimatsu cameras are at oh that i see what you're talking about yeah yeah so if so if we can you know we're going to try to get into that we don't make money like that because this is the kind of people that do make money like that so I made a contact

oh my god this is like actually kind of a crazy story so I made a contact in Somalia and then years go by post deployment all that stuff Somalia finally gets an iPhone no you should Don't buy. Post-comployment, all that stuff. Somalia finally gets an iPhone. No.

You should... You would drag me down a rabbit hole, sir. A racist rabbit hole, sir. What? What? No, a racist rabbit hole. I could tell you all about the prostitution. Anyway. It's the age capital of the world with not a condom in sight.

No, you're distracting me. I'm sorry. I'm done. Shimatsu cameras. Shimatsu cameras. So I like contact in Somalia because we serve together. We did a bunch of things over there. So we have like a bond.

You understand how that works. When you do certain things with people, it's a bond for life. Exactly. Bond, you understand how that works. When you do certain things with people, it's a bond for life. So, this thing comes about. Ballistic high speed. Nonsense. We had kind of... Balls at close speed.

Because we got into it with like... The first video was like shooting a.58 guy through a head. But then we were like blowing up through. We were shooting light bulbs. We were doing all this really fun YouTube stuff. You don't need to make it a hate crime. My joke was going to be,

what do you mean I wasn't there? I like that. God, we're terrible humans. All of us. We're very predictable. Bryce starts... AI is going to have a great time just generating podcast scripts. But then Bryce starts teaching me about like how frame rates work and how that works out into math calculations. Like I don't understand them, but I understood the grasp that like this is like really high level shit.

And I was like, okay, so like DOD level. And I worked DOD level through level through psyop we bid contracts to all sorts of shit like that so i was like okay i was like well how do we get involved in that so i start looking into it and then my old somalia contact comes in and he was like yeah he's like i actually have a guy that works in a research facility and i think you guys could really help each other out so he gets an email chained together and I get this email back from this guy

and he's like, I don't really know what you could do for me. I can already record like... Well, we got on a phone call, didn't we? Or was it just email? Well, the email was first because we didn't understand why he put the numbers that he did. I was like, I think he meant 100,000 frames per second

which means we're good because the 7-eleven could technically do a million so we could like try to like upsell it like do a bunch of stuff 280p so we get this yeah it's like 64 and we're like hey like this is what we do and he was like first of all he's like who who knows x and i was like well that's me and he's like where do you know x from i was like, first of all, he's like, who knows X? And I was like, well, that's me. And he's like, where do you know X from? And I was like, well, I was in Somalia. Well, Elon owns it now. Yeah.

I was like, I was in Somalia with him. And he was like, okay. He basically just said, I'm only taking this phone call because you were in Somalia with X. He's like, I don't know what you think you can do for me and so we were like okay so we started talking to the guy and i was like hey bryce i was like like you're gonna kind of have to take this one because you know obviously i wish we didn't take this phone call i kind of yeah i was like you're gonna need to take this phone call because it numbers and figures and frame rates so i proceed to take over and so the phantom v2512 is a very very very highly regarded high-speed camera that's the

that's the big one that we use it's very well known for ballistics and explosives recording and all that stuff so i proceed to tell them about how you know we're owner operators of this equipment you know we can capture this this and this you know sub nanosecond exposure times blah blah blah and he's like we have like 10 shimatsus and i'm like okay so um have a good day and talk to you never so when he said that we were like yeah wait what he was like yeah he's like this is why he's like i I don't really understood. He was like, I don't think he was trying to be a dick. It was just like, he was just very straightforward.

It's like if somebody reached out to us, they're like, we can help you reach more people on Instagram. Right, yeah. Cool. I can help you gain 5,000 more followers tomorrow. 32 followers, dude. I don't know why I did that accent. did you know how to succeed on youtube it's like so then we i think i do so we start getting back into this conversation with this guy and he's like yeah he's like so we have this testing facility where it's an indoor abrams main battle

tank testing facility i am and he's like i have eight shimatsus hung across. And he's like, I have eight Shimatsus hung across the ceiling. He's like, I can track the Abrams main battle tank from muzzle to target. I hear the indoor Abrams are much better behaved than the outdoor Abrams. Harry's elaborate story knows like, are they jeans? Imagine like, you know

the behind the scenes, the Matrix stuff where there's all these cameras strung around when Neo's dodging the bullets? They do the fucking bullet time where they've got like 80 cameras lined up. Yes, it's like that, but each of those is a quarter million dollar camera basically for an Abrams tank indoors. And I'm like, hey, I have one camera that can do a tenth of what one of those could do. So what ended the conversation was he said, yeah, he's like, if I need another shimatsu, he's like, I just roll it into next quarter budget. And we just bought it.

That's the current one. House hikes right now. Well, sir, appreciate you taking the time to talk to us. And that was a fucking wrap, dude. We were like, we were like so embarrassed. So then we left kind of like with like... I was like, I guess I'll go back to shooting watermelons. Like we're not that cool.

That's why I always laugh. Like people are like, dude, I got an idea that like fucking like the military industrial complex hasn't figured out yet. I'm like, no, you don't. Yeah, no. No, you don't. They are researching shit that is three decades ahead of what the public knows about like you're in a frame rate you wouldn't fucking 10 trillion they have an abrams watermelon they have seen light stop i don't think you have

anything that they need that was the point we were like okay so like they have a heat death of the universe but back to youtube i guess and then we but then we realized that we did get a phone conversation with somebody of that caliber granted it was just because i did the play with the guy whatever but i mean it was a hour-long conversation so it wasn't like he was just a meaner like yeah thank you so this story was just a, Hey, Kevin. So then we were like, maybe not DOD level. And then that's what was like,

okay, but we could hit up ammo manufacturers. We've been pretty... And so we do a bunch of stuff off the channel. Like, hey, I'm developing this new ammunition. I want to see what it looks like coming out of the barrel. Like pre-NIJ stuff. We've been getting involved with, which is pretty cool. So before you go to your NIJ certification. Yeah.

More recently, we had a guy send us some. Which do you want to quickly say what NIJ is? Oh, the National Institute of Justice, right? Yeah, for bulletproof, things like that. When you do the level 3, level 3 three a level four like that's nij yeah so if they don't want to spend this much money getting it actually established for nij standards they can send it to us for some pre-emptive you know high speed stuff so they can see what's happening on impact what's happening out of the barrel all that stuff so they could cut out like two steps of their r&d to make their niv

so like a guy a guy sent us some sabo style rifle rounds because he wanted it's an ice cream truck eli yeah i heard that it comes by yeah it comes by literally every day so this this guy's wanting to get his rounds um fully established and so he sent them to us to get them imaged as like muzzle exits and impacts and stuff and they wouldn't even make it out the barrel essentially because it was so early on in the development but that was good for him because he didn't have to send it all the way up to you know nij certification you just send it to us we can certify what we can see with high-speed cameras and then they can move on to the next step so or you can just be like a Chad and open up your own armor company and just say, Source, trust me, bro.

There you go. But that was super light. Paper mache ballistics. I experimented with mine. Dude, that's fucking crazy.

I like reading those cameras.'m just like my mind is i i remember growing up on fort bragg as a kid like just going like getting like 50 what did they call the iba vests uh the the og like uh ibs iba vests and i put like ceramic tiles that i bought from uh fucking like home depot what did i say ibv did it stop? I would go up to Rifle Round. I was like, I would put like two different layers of ceramic tiles and then the soft armor behind it and I would stop at like 5.56 and shit. I was just like, oh, this is cool.

You know what I was doing? Getting shot by it? No. I randomly ran into you. I thought you were going gonna fucking big dick me on that real quick well i'm probably gonna okay all right no so i ran into this uh dude that worked on nasa aircrafts and so yes is the answer to that question pretty much so he was telling me you're like jake so i was talking to a guy who works for fucking nasa what were you saying about you

put ceramic tiles in your vest? I was 16. Dude, I don't fucking know. Do you want to know what I was doing when I ran into this man? I was trying to get out from underneath a jet ski that I couldn't figure out how to fucking fix. I was on Facebook Marketplace. This guy owns a jet ski. No, not anymore.

I sold it to that guy. No, so anyway, so he's telling me that he's worked Air Force, NASA, all this stuff. And when they were working with fiberglass, they would do this really cool thing where they had these massive vacuum chambers. And there was a certain way that if you got enough air underneath it and they used little pillow foam and if you then compressed the fiberglass into it it would harden but then more air could leave the fiberglass and they were getting rates of like almost 10 times the strength of fiberglass sheets out of just having it in zero gravity versus letting it um and that it's standard and this is where i wonder if we can put this on the podcast. Why?

I started making body armor out of it. So I took. That's why. I was taking those subway ceramic plates and then I was sanding them so that the fiberglass would have something to grip to. And then I was putting them in fiberglass over that pillow surface. And then I was putting them in fiberglass over that pillow surface and then i was vacuum sealing it and with one ceramic plate and four so it was two on each side so four things

of fiberglass i could stop a nine millimeter no no dude that's what what people don't realize i mean it white as hell what people don't realize is that the biggest thing that stops bullets is air. Give it a hard target to hit and then give it space to deform and skew or whatever. It hits something and bullets, as soon as it hits something, they're like, eh, fuck. Water. You can say literally five feet away. Five feet will stop a bullet

dead in its track. I mean, are you just going to be like, well, faster and bullets traveling when it what is we found in our episode box itself up even we found that hollow points are very beautiful and they split open in water do they just open up that because same with homeless people in water but they they what how did it oh did it just shred apart instantly on impact because you can submerge rounds you have so you haven't seen our episode on not on cool so there was there was

so many different results i don't granted i don't watch anyone's content did you see my never mind yeah i don't know why so like a handgun we really don't like it's not even like a fucking i was just saying like it's not even a slight like like We really don't. It's not even like a fucking. I was just saying it's not even a slight. Like content creators don't watch each other's content. I hang out with everyone all the time. I watch your videos. Unless you started doing video games.

We did a metal box. Repeating July 4th. A Lexan side window. And just clear tape. Hole cut the side. So we could shoot directly into water. And we shot a hollow point. Well we shot a lot of different rounds could shoot directly into water. We shot a hollow point. We shot a lot of different rounds, but one of them was a handgun hollow point.

You could see as it entered that front cavity collapse. The air that's in it collapsed with water. Then you could actually see it mushroom and peel apart and open up and invert and create the cavity behind it as it happened. It's just a really pretty shot. Just like those RIP rounds that won't penetrate a thick denim jacket. Sure.

I want to do those. Have you guys never done that? Not, not that I will buy you the ammo. Like I did that. That is so occur. Well, yeah.

Also, yeah. Kerr ammo. Shout out. No, the, uh, the,

the, the G2 research fucking fucking rip rounds that everybody was like shit their pants over 10 years ago like that ended up a yeah it looks gnarly like the best marketing they ever did ballistics shell it must be look really good well the best marketing they ever did was when they hit that water balloon with it did you see that one i think so yeah where like it just like 80 different pedals come out the other side it's fucking cool is that a richard ryan shot that he did i don't know it was a high speed shot yeah this feels like a full mag thing or something i mean richard ryan was kind of he did own that space back in the day splinters into

35 very gently moving copper fragments i would hate to be hit with one oh don't if it fucking hit you like bare flesh that that would be a fucking issue. Like you would not enjoy it. Good thing I always walk around with a denim vest on. Well, people were pointing out that like, they're like, oh yeah, every part of it like fucking flakes off so easily. So it has this massive wound cavity. It's like. But you're losing your breath.

Yeah. Your energy. Your energy dissipates super fucking quick. Meaning if you have like you shoot somebody in Michigan like they'll survive what did he mean by this

it's chilly up there and they wear clothing is that a Houston Jones collab that was the what did he mean by this that was what Bryce said that's exactly what I meant wait who's gonna close this one out Cody we lost our That was the what did he mean by this? That was what Bryce said. That's exactly what I meant. Actually, we can... Wait, who's going to close this one out?

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