Unsubscribe Podcast - 176 - How To Survive A Nuclear Explosion ft. The Fat Electrician | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 176

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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It's not my fault I have the best job on the planet, damn it. It is, actually. We did that. That's mr cody start her off three two one hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribed podcast i'm joined today by mr eli double tap the fat electrician is back in town brandon herrera donut operator myself thank you for joining us all today in our shenanigans hi you beautiful people how y'all doing out there we got nick back finally once a month so if you guys didn't know this we were just talking about it before we started nick comes into town and then we record like five podcasts in a row and then nick leaves us but during that time his job is to get drunk. The whole time. The whole time. We're going to keep that intro. So it's the wives going to watch it.

I'm pretty sure they knew. Oh, this is not a secret. You feel like I'm Clark Kent taking off the glasses. Like, yeah, bro, we know. Yeah, they haven't reviewed it. We know. Did you see the thing that, I think it was Henry Cavill that did it, the Superman thing in New York? Uh-uh.

Where they were proving, because everybody made fun of the whole Superman's glasses, whatever. He literally stood, Henry Cavill stood under a giant poster in Times Square of Superman with his fucking face on it and just wore glasses and just stood there. Didn't he slunch his shoulders, though? Just a smidge. And then that's all. And no one. Nobody got it. No one knew.

And then you feel like a fucking retard. You're like, all right. Damn, Clark Kent knew something. More realistically, nobody cared because it's a DC movie. Yeah, there's also that. Very true. They've had a hard run well better than disney right now disney's killing it oh what do you mean the acolytes some of the best cinema i've seen

i love it just keep it's at like 12 right now it's fucking i think it's finally over yeah it just ended and oh yeah did you watch any of it no god no yeah on twitter the shit that posts up on twitter is the only thing i've never critical drinker yes oh dude i love him and i never watched his stuff before that oh really no him and nerd roddick he's funny as shit i like his stuff i don't understand how do you fuck that up with 170 million dollars i have no fucking clue it's like starving to death at a buffet it doesn't make any how do you fuck up star wars you got space samurais and dudes that can't shoot how do you fuck that up there's like 800 books that are written that the fan the community is basically like those are pretty good it's like just do any one of those yeah right just literally copy paste it to cinema

you will win instead it's like, we're changing it all up. What if they decanonized it and then did their own thing, but put a chick in it and made her gay and lame? Make your fucking gay. What if we made this more digestible for the people that aren't going to watch it and already don't like it? Let's headbutt lightsabers. Let's cut our hair with lightsabers let's force choke somebody for the first time ever it is really bad oh and let's be lesbian space witches uh that that can basically make the skywalker saga not matter at all at all hold on

there's i haven't watched it i haven't watched since the mandalorian is there actually lesbian space which is dead fucking serious yeah that's all that that's what they miraculously concepted uh the two twins so now that reality anakin doesn't matter anymore reality is getting so wild that the industry is just gonna start making about a loving husband and wife going home after a date night and having sex that's gotta be that's what's gonna be more unrealistic at this. That's gotta be a thing. Because that's what's gonna be more unrealistic at this point. That's gotta be a thing. Oh, I hate it so much. It's just the basic dialogue.

It's like, honey, I had some wine tonight. Yeah, I had some wine too. Would you like to have sex? Yes, I would. And people are like, oh shit. Let's make a baby. What? Let's get it over.

Timmy's got a soccer game in the morning. Okay, honey. It's 15 minutes of missionary light kissing. 15 minutes. Oh, kissing 15 minutes oh sorry two minutes two minutes oh no it got really bad but now it's over 170 million dollars gone and i don't think 170 million yeah oh you didn't know that no the 170 million dollars if you watch the last fight sequence it is abhorrent because they just didn't one of the um jedi dudes does the matrix kick he does the uh like part of it and they're using really bad wiring though

so it looks really trashy i just hate that like, like, so the actor, this is what I really hate. The actor who's in Squid Game, that's also an acolyte, apparently learned English for the fucking role. Oh, yeah. He has no, he has a, he's a parent. That's what I read. But it's like, dude, because he just, he loves Star Wars so much, so he wanted to be a part of it. And they cast him in this garbage.

Oh, that's sad. You got collateraled on something that was not your fault.'s why you gotta have respect for like henry cavill though like ditching the witcher because they're fucking ruining it and he's like i'm not partaking i thought you meant learning english no no i just meant actors like acting and stuff they really care about and he's like you guys are ruining this i fucking quit didn't they just like cancel half of all the witcher shit that they were doing on Netflix? So season three tanked. And that's when Henry Cavill, after reading that, he was like, no, this is like nothing Geralt would do. This isn't following the books at all.

Fucking what are we doing? And then he was just a sexist piece of shit, whatever it is. And then he's like, well, I'm not going to be in the next season. And I think they canceled. I think they canceled. Who was it? Which of the H season. And I think they canceled. Yeah. I think they canceled. Who was it? Which of the Hemsworth brothers? Liam.

Liam. Was supposed to be the next Witcher, and they might have canceled that one. I think they cut it short. I think they were going to like, we'll do it for seven seasons. They're like, how about one more? I'm so mad they didn't continue the Punisher series. It was so good. Well, dude, they needed the budget for the Acolyte.

Fucking Jesus. I forget why they canceled the Punisher. It was Netflix and it got bought out by Disney for all of them. Disney's like, ah, this is incredibly successful and everybody loves it. Let's stop.

Let's have lesbian space women. They need a female Punisher now who's black and crippled. And blind. Yeah, there you go. There's a wheelie.

A shotgun goes off. It's like that fucking meme. It's like that meme of the black guy in the wheelchair with the flash. Yeah. when they say flash is disabled on your iphone that's the one oh god nick when's your next video you you got like band of beavers comes out one uh those yeah well i did my cocaine hippos, but those fat files. I got a video coming out tomorrow. I didn't even watch the cookie.

It'll be up tonight on Pepperbox. What is it? It's about Operation Plumbob. Which one was that? So Operation Plumbob was in 1957. The United States government decided to just fuck it. We ball in the desert with nuclear bombs just straight up dicking around like they were rednecks with fireworks like based why can't my tax money go to that anymore bro it was

unhinged the shit they did okay so like they're just blowing up nukes in the desert right just nuking shit and they're they're like give me 1200 pigs cover half of them in burlap I want to see if burlap stops radiation just blowing pigs up for no fucking like burlap it wasn't burlap they're like testing different materials and like they're like oh we want to know if buildings stop nuclear

bombs I want to know if you're inside a refrigerator if you'll survive a nuclear explosion. So shit like that. And then finally, this is also 1957, right? Like 45, the world found out about nukes. Then 49, a bunch of American communist sympathizing scientists gave the technology to the USSR.

They got nukes, right? So by 57, everybody knows what nukes are. That's where they have like the black and white educational videos. There's that little fucking cartoon turtle turtle telling the kids remember kids what do you do when you see the flash duck die and cover you know telling kids that hiding underneath the fucking school desk is gonna save them from a nuke it's fine right pit boys pit boys based exactly like it's what fallout's based off of is this era the atomic age and they fucking so everybody knows about it and they're like okay well you guys are just detonating nukes out maybe it's not a good idea to put you know a fuck ton of radiation in the

atmosphere and the government's like no it's fine we have no we have no evidence to prove that it would hurt anybody it's like well yeah you're also not looking for evidence dickhead so they're like no no it's fine watch watch this give me five volunteers and a camera guy don't tell the camera guy what he's doing and they had five fucking army dudes that volunteered to stand underneath a nuclear bomb as it went off probably privates underneath no they were like lieutenant colonels so have you ever heard of the genie air to air missile so the genie air to air missile you gotta remember 1957 there's no uh intercontinental icbms yet right not so the only the only real threat of nuclear war would be if the soviet

union sent bombers and planes over right so they're like well how are we going to handle all these planes because we don't have umto-air missiles that are accurate yet. They're just going to shoot a missile at it. We don't have whatever. They're like, what if we shot a nuke at all their planes that had fucking nukes and just blew up all their planes first, right? I mean, it makes sense if you don't think about it. Like, you're flying a plane forward. All of a sudden, America spawns the fucking sun in front of you.

What are you going to do? So that's what the Genie air-to-air missile is. It's a nuke that's just meant to take out all the soviet planes and uh yeah they on modern day we call that an emp so they blew that up at 18 000 feet so about three miles above these guys's heads and it's on video wait were they on what were they under nothing Nothing. Wait, this is just in the fucking open? It's five motherfuckers in the desert in their class Bs with a fucking sign that says ground zero, population five. And they're looking up like, and then there's a flash. And then they're like, we lived. And then they shake hands and start lighting cigars and they fucking dip. They didn't even tell the camera guy what he was doing that day cameraman was george george why do you have a sign that

says ground zero bro the funny thing is they didn't even count him because there was five volunteers and he was the sixth oh yeah fuck that he's a camera guy he always lives fuck him so they're like his name was george oshitake i think he was actually he like japanese yeah he lived he lived in a japanese internment camp during world war ii i think like that's where he was grew up or he was born and uh so he loved trusting they didn't even tell him because he was like he was a he filmed a bunch of other nuclear tests and usually it's like hey we're gonna go 10 miles that way and fucking record off a tripod and then he shows up and they're like okay so we're gonna drop it on top of you today fucking excuse me hey tokyo come here little same sound catcher up there i know there are races of shit today so yeah they they dropped they detonated a nuke right over the top of five people film

the entire thing uh it's in my video you can also just google it they have footage of these five guys just getting a nuke detonated right over the top of them and then they live that is yeah they lived they were all i think the earliest any of them died was 71 damn okay because radiation up there probably i mean it would have made it to them but i mean nuclear radiation like they were there they were exposed to it for like 10 minutes yeah So they did really quick too. So like they were, they were fine. And then that's some balls. And then after that, they're like, you know,

I still don't trust it. So the government's like fucking fine. We'll quit blowing up nukes on the ground and in the atmosphere and under the ocean, the water. Yeah. We're going to start doing it in, in the ground, you know,

because, and then we made hydrogen bombs. Like they're fine again. Okay. they dug a 500 foot hole and they blew up a nuke underground because what would go wrong yeah north korea does now i'm not a fucking scientist but like if you had to pick between lighting a firecracker on your hand or making a fist around it. Congratulations. Well, that's right on the Arizona fault line. There isn't one.

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on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. So yeah, they tested it on a 500-foot hole and they're like, they weren't trying to blow up a nuke, but because they were planning on shooting nukes with bombs to shoot down the planes, right? They're like, well, we need to know if the safety precautions in a nuke will withstand to getting blown up, right? So we're going to take a nuke, we're going to put it in this it in this 500 foot hole and we're gonna put a regular bomb down there too and we're gonna blow up the regular bomb and in theory the

nuclear safeties will stop the nuke from going off and it'll just be the regular bomb so they're like only one way to find out so they fucking put the nuke down there put the bomb down there blew it up nuke went off too he shot blue flames 800 feet into the air wait is that the manhole one yeah so then the second one they're like oh we should try it again i was just thinking if it didn't go off imagine being the fucking guy who's got to go retrieve it they just put it's like an idea they just put kevlar on him he's like like at that point you're just like you know what i'm gonna be comfortable at least It's like an ID. They just put Kevlar on him. He's like. Like at that point, you're just like, you know what? I'm going to be comfortable at least.

Here's your safety glasses. Like, fuck. Osha's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. So then the second one, they. PT bell. They're like, well, all right. Maybe we should try to contain it a little bit more so they did they put another nuke down there this time they put five feet of concrete on top of

it like three to four thousand pounds of concrete not and then 500 feet up then they put a two thousand pound manhole cover over the top of it and welded it shut 2,000 pound okay this is a giant fight this is not like a manhole all the other youtubers and memes and make you think they only well you put like a fucking ninja turtle manhole no it's a 2,000 pound four inch thick manhole cover they should have put a normal one and then they and then they put a high-speed camera on it because and i quote according to Robert Brownlee, the head scientist, it was scientifically interesting. He's like, this is going to be cool. He's not wrong.

They detonated it, and the manhole cover was – so the camera, I think it was one frame per millisecond. So 1,000 frames a second. It captured the manhole cover in one frame so we can't calculate how fast it was moving we can only calculate the minimum speed it would have had to have been moving to only be caught in one frame and that was 150 000 miles an hour at how much did it weigh 2 000 pounds it would have cleared the atmosphere in a second thank god we didn't have a space station there's a really strong argument that that manhole cover is actually the first man-made object in outer space well i mean it's still going right yeah yeah once it broke atmosphere

it does not slow down after that yeah that is going to be like fucking like Nebulas 5 9-11. Yeah. It's going to hit some peaceful alien planet and they're going to get pissed off and come kill us all. It's going to hit Buenos Aires. This is what starts the war with the bugs. Oh, by the way, my favorite theory about that in Starship Troopers is you remember the scene where, you know, the I don't know, the chick that he was dating, the Air Force chick that wanted to be a pilot. Yeah. Was it?

There's Dizzy and Cameron. I saw that. I saw the most accurate meme on the planet. And it was that it was the two girls. It was his high school girlfriend. And then the redhead and it was like i like everyone boys think the first girlfriend was better men know the girlfriend was better and i was like damn that's accurate some of the first titties i've ever seen man yep right but they were they

were great the og titties but the the scene where she oh god the the scene where she's like avoiding the asteroid in the very beginning people point out that was the meteor and because she skimmed it in space thousands and thousands of miles away she was the one who redirected the fucking asteroid started the entire war in the first place because she was too cocky you literally nuked buenos aires and started a fucking giant global war i did not see that just because of empowerment she was the box cutter i'm gonna go back to the manhole cover then we're gonna go back to i'm sorry so like the a lot of people on the internet are gonna get super fucking butt hurt already because like it they think the manhole cover burned up in the atmosphere a because they didn't google it and they think it's a normal manhole cover it's not

it was 2 000 pounds and then they're like well meteorites always burn up in the atmosphere it's like well yeah meteorites also aren't made out of 2 000 pounds of refined fucking steel they're not moving at Mach 197. And C, meteorites also don't always burn up in the atmosphere. Yeah, they impact Earth all the time. Yeah, like fucking tell the dinosaurs that. Anybody.

I don't think anybody can. It's a good chance we beat the Russians in outer space with a manhole cover on accident because we turned the planet into a fucking... Oh, so here's the best part. The reason that it shot a manhole cover on accident because we turned the planet into a fucking oh so here's the best part the reason history time the reason that it shot the manhole cover up at the speed that it did was because the nuke was inside of a sealed compartment right and it it turns out that when you detonate a nuke with 4,000 pounds of concrete directly on top of it, it vaporizes the concrete instantly.

And the gas of the concrete gets superheated. And the superheated gas expands. They turn the earth into a fucking potato gun. And heated this manhole cover into outer space.

Holy shit. That's awesome. That, ah, and then he got no. And then hundreds of thousands of people got cancer. All right, so back to Dizzy's tits. No, how many people did? Everyone except Boogie. No, that's the worst part of the story. So they had 18,000 soldiers that were just, like like in trenches while they were detonated nukes like from a mile away because they just

wanted to like walk towards it they literally like walk towards it it's on video like the wave passed and like now walk towards the nuke and like all those fucking dudes got cancer and then those were privates okay all the towns that were within like hundreds of miles because they were launching radiation straight up into the atmosphere in the beginning they were just getting fucking because nuclear radiation dissipates after like 48 hours like it decays but you're supposed to go inside and hide for that 48 hours and they detonated over a thousand nuclear warheads between like the 1940s to the 1980s. So like these towns that were close by, like they just kept getting exposed to radiation over and over and over again. And they never fucking told them.

So all these people ended up having like really highly elevated levels of leukemia and thyroid cancer. And they finally passed in the what the fuck is it called it's like the radiation compensation act and they passed it in 1990 if you were a soldier you could get 75 grand one-time lump sum and if you were a civilian nearby you could get 50 grand one-time lump sum this is 40 years later which is hilarious 40 years later if you were still alive and you could prove it then all right we if you were still alive and you could prove it then all right we'll give you 50 grand and you could fuck off also worth pointing out the government only gets money from taking it from you anyways so the government took your money

used it to poison you and then paid you off with your own fucking money here's a camaro yeah after 40 years eat a dick like i fucking hate everything that's that's also one of the crazier stats too because a lot of people don't know how many nukes have been set off some people think like oh well two like because well yeah we use two on japan but like in nuclear testing it's like okay maybe what like a dozen two dozen it's like no thousands in all of human history i think it's like 2 000 nukes yeah for sure america's over a thousand by itself plus the ussr had a ton of testing yeah and it's like um and the nukes that were used in japan with all that destruction that was 18 kilotons versus

the largest one ever was 50 megatons and that's the sar but that like and the stark difference between those two explosions massive fucking massive i think they said the sar the sar bomba was like if you look at a map of russia it was like as far away from anybody as you could get up in siberia and when they detonated it there was windows that broke like in poland yep yeah like it was insane or something i'm not sure the city um i do know that's a weird the the first nuke that went off they didn't think it was going to go off and they'd never dropped they'd never detonated a nuke underground um it was supposed to be a one kilogram explosion it ended up being a 1.7 kiloton explosion so it's about 50 000 times

bigger than they were anticipating uh apparently seismic seismic equipment from all over the globe could sense that nuke going off underground. That's one of my favorite bits. All of America is looking at their seismic charts and shit like that. They're like, so Russia's got one. Either that or the

Earth just randomly did that. We're pretty sure. Russia has one, we think. Hey, Eli! Whatcha doing? You're just filing taxes. Well, that's not what my taxes look like, but either way, I'm here to talk to you about ExpressVPN.

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That's expressvpn.com slash unsub to learn more. There was that asteroid and it was the 1800 or 1918 or 1970 the one meteor that came in and did the got superheated exploded and did

nine megatons or twelve megatons over a forest and a part of a city and flattened it. We had no idea at that time. It was just remote as fuck. Yeah, and nukes didn't exist. You just had this meteorite come in,

explode into the megatons. Again, we didn't hit that until the 1960s and bombs. No one knew what the fuck happened. Damn, nature, you scary. Yeah, yeah. You want to get upset i always so america so the ussr basically got given all the information on how to build a nuke by communist sympathizing american scientists and like the main guy responsible is this dude by the name of klaus fucks i swear to god that's his name but he looks like this and

you're just like yeah I can see you being communist sympathizer yeah he looks like the fucking guy who went after Wendigo yeah is he wearing yeah he's the one on the podcast that shit talks us right he has a punchable face yeah

back five English ice tongue good tongue guns uh event large explosion in 1908 uh between three to fifty megatons jesus christ if you like when is that 1908 dude it just there was just a forest with nothing existing anymore they're like uh so what happened here and at that time 1908 you have no fucking clue just something came in the sky exploded and destroyed everything i wish i had squirrels i wish i had read up on it before this podcast but there was an event in world war one where the british had undermined the german position for like yep years they spent digging a tunnel underneath the german

position and just ferrying gunpowder into it yep and blew it up all at once and it was like an insane amount of gunpowder in this explosion it ended up killing like 10 000 german soldiers all at once what was that we the battle of petersburg in the civil war was the same thing yes where they they did a giant fucking powder charge underground and tried to detonate it and blow up the enemy army did it blow up like the enemy or i don't remember so that was one my his my civil war history i used to be really really into that time period uh for like history shit but i i kind of i'm a little rusty on it which is a most gangster gangster military. That's like going to Iraq and we like see a neighborhood and we're like, okay, we're going to tunnel. We're going to plant a bunch of C4 under that little block.

It's also, it was called the Petersburg crater. It's just worse than like World War I because it's like, all right, we're just holding the line. You guys hold this line. Hey, Eli, hold the line for three years while i dig this trench like you know the level of confidence i gotta have in eli for three years while i dig a tunnel i'm not gonna see you in three years i'm gonna come out you're gonna look different i'm gonna look different you done Yeah, it's done. Wait, Trout. Are you going on a date?

No, I just wanted to look nice for Nick. Jesus Christ. What's wrong with you? You're a substitute teacher. Oh my God, Jesus Christ. He's going to go upstairs and change after he got to look nice. You were wearing a Budweiser cutoff and something in your brain went, you know what Nick would like more?

If I went and got my checkered button up. He's just trying to impress you. He impressed me more before. You just have to be who you are. You want to hang out with this friend group? You dress nice, we bully. Cody addressed me with yesterday on the podcast.

Fuck you, Trout. So what actually happened on the Petersburg thing. So after weeks of preparation, July 30th, it was Union forces trying to do it to blow up Confederates. They said they were trying to blow a gap in Confederate defenses in Petersburg. Instead of being a decisive advantage to the Union, this precipitated in a rapid deterioration in the Union position. Unit after unit charged into and around the crater where most of the soldiers milled in confusion at the bottom of the crater. Grant considered this failed assault as, quote,

the saddest affair I have witnessed in this war. Yeah, they, like, got a fucking 3-1 KD on that one. They didn't do well. Whoops. Yeah, it was a cool idea on paper. Yeah, poor guy. It was like, it's gonna work. A lot of men have died for somebody saying it was a cool idea on paper. That poor guy. A lot of men have died for somebody saying it was a cool idea on paper.

Yeah. There's a lot of directions for that joke. A lot of people's last words. We can all agree the masks were a good idea. I can't see out this thing. Man, fuck y'allall she worked hard on it don't ask me or mine for nothing this is one of the greatest movie scenes ever completely irrelevant to the movie too

it's so funny though it's as it should be we just watched uh sap put on uh inglorious bastards two days ago and i forgot just how good it is until you watch it. It's how he writes dialogue and the interactions in the bear juice scene. Just how violent all that is. The realest scene in that whole movie is like, you'll be shot for this.

More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before. I've been chewed out before. The best scene on the planet. I've been chewed out before. I've been chewed out before. The best scene on the planet. I've been chewed out before. Gorelami. Arima Dirt Jack. Buongiorno. Yeah, you're going to take that Nazi uniform off.

That's what I was thinking. Reveal. Hitler's looking fucking perfect. Man, we are just tickled to death to hear you say that. It's so good. It's such a good movie. And he has one more movie coming out to complete his. Has he decided what it is yet?

I don't believe so. Because he wanted to do 10, right? Yeah. And that's his 10th, right? Yes, number nine was. Eight full eight? It's got to be another Kill Bill, doesn't it? No, he had his three. Because Once Upon a Time was not that great. I'm sorry. I haven't watched it yet. hateful eight it's gotta be another kill bill doesn't it no yeah it is three and then because

once upon a time was not that great i'm sorry i haven't watched it it's not good i liked it it was okay i i didn't like it wasn't i didn't love it but it was i didn't know it was about the manson murders the only good nobody did until you did yeah that's i was like well i don't know what you did until they were outside in a van and then I looked over at my wife and I was like, this is about fucking Manson murders. And she's like, how do you know that? I was like, I just know this part of the story. It's about to get violent.

The best parts of it are when Brad Pitt's in it, honestly. And that's only like 15 minutes of the entire two and a half hour movie. What? I thought Brad Pitt was a major character. This is more of that, I thought, right? Was it? He was like the side character. It's like the side character whose story

is more interesting than the whole fucking movie. See, I didn't know any of that. The rest is just Leo going through a very meta collapse as a fading star. It's literally like what if Leonardo DiCaprio was born in 1930

that's the whole movie i'll have to watch it's got some good one-liners in it the whole the bruce lee things like my hands on lethal weapons i kill someone in an accident i go to jail for manslaughter like yeah everybody does that's a brad pitt scene yeah yeah anybody kills somebody on accident they go to jail it's called manslaughter apparently bruce lee's family was actually mad at the movie about that that's what i heard because they thought that it was like shit talking bruce lee to say that some random army veteran could go toe-to-toe with them or whatever they were pretty upset and that's what that i know um what uh oh my god the director's name just left my brain. Tarantino.

Tarantino. He was paying homage to Bruce Lee because he loves those style of movies. He's like, no, it's not about that. It was the daughter that got super pissed about it all. It's like, my dad would have taken that guy. It's like, it's a movie. Calm the fuck down. The Manson people get murdered viciously in this one.

It's parody. Just like when you dress up like a Nazi in something. Oh, i had a question for you guys answer okay here's here's a question you get two celebrities to bring on unsub what are the two celebrities that you would pick at the same time no not doesn't have to be the same time because i can get fun no just one episode or so like one episode at a time you get two celebrities that you could bring on to unsub with it's the four hosts and that celebrity you get two picks who are your two

uh i'm gonna go with post malone for one of them okay that's good post malone's a good one oh man shane gillis would be cool too shane gillis would be great i feel like we can get shane i feel like that would that's like it's Very much possible. This is like pie in the sky. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds. I would love to have Ryan Reynolds on. Those two right there. Yeah.

Ryan Reynolds, Head of Cavalry. Yeah, those two. Is this where we tell our people to go out and bully them on their socials? Yes. This is what I'm doing secretly. Hey, welcome, guys. Make sure you go. This is what I'm secretly doing, yeah. All're doing yeah all right you i'll you come back

to me i gotta think about this one a little bit more ryan reynolds is on there i would do big h tom cruise yeah that'd be good cruise would be a good one dude tom cruise i would not know tom cruise in the middle i'm like hi tom cruise welcome tom cruise to tom cruise so what the fuck is the deal about scientology we're all in Scientology by the end of it. He's like sleeper best podcast ever, I feel like. I feel like he's actually super fun to go drinking with. Dude, you watch his interactions or how people speak about him on set. Everybody loves him.

Apparently, I think it's Tom Cruise where if you work with Tom Cruise, you get a birthday cake for the rest of your life. For the rest of your life. Tom Hanks actually brought it on. What's the Good Mythical Morning, the other show where they cook? Tom Hanks brought the Tom Cruise cake to eat for one of the meals. And he explained it. He's like, as long as you've ever worked with Tom Cruise a single time, you will always have a birthday cake.

What do you mean work with? Like cast and crew? Yes. No shit. These are apparently the best. How much does this guy spend on cake? Yeah. How much is he worth?

Still, it's kind of crazy when you look at the end of your bank statement, you got a fucking $300,000 cake bill. So my two, my first one is directly my first one I picked and then I thought about it and it only got better because Cody's here. My first one was my favorite. No, my favorite rapper of all time. The game Ice Cube. I would love to have a podcast with ice cube the man that popularizes the phrase fuck the police and donut operator we got that thumbnail all right i'm just glaring the whole

time trying to find my service weapon the entire time. I think I'd pick Shaq for my second one. Shaq's hilarious. He didn't come to our fucking buyback. Dude, Shaq or Charles Barkley. Shaq would come to Ranch Day. Charles Barkley? With them big old women in San Antonio? Dude, Charles Barkley would be a fucking blast.

Other two really good ones, though. Chris Pratt is my other one. Oh, Pratt would be a really good one. I feel like we might get him. I think you got... I feel like we've got a chance. Belittle him again for his outfit, though, since he's a nice friend.

Yeah, I appreciate the accountant giving me a fucking break. Can I wear a button-up shirt fucking drink. Trout, can I? A button-up shirt with long sleeves is a big f***ing deal. A button-up doesn't count when it smells like cigarettes. Watch this. There's no way a guy with a button-up shirt can get me a bush or a bush light.

I think we drank a lot. See, I told you. Everyone, Trout looks nice. Let's fucking heckle him. Thanks. I'm up downstairs and Cody's eyes glistened at the same time. Can I have whatever we have to drink, please? And hard cuts to us punching Trout on nice. Let's fucking heckle him. Thanks. I walked down the stairs and Cody's eyes glistened at the sight of me. Can I have whatever we have to drink, please? And hard cuss to us, punching Trout on the ground. Fucking nerd.

Yeah. He's like, what? You look good today. He's like, what did I do? I was trying to impress you guys. What the fuck is that? Is it an IPA? No, I don't like beer that tastes like shit thank you thank you i hate ipa i don't like ipas either i like i don't mind craft beer if it's like a porter or

whatever i don't like sours either i just like i like sours i don't know i just don't like beers that are sour i'm not a big beer drinker, to be honest. Nah. Nah. I wake up fucking swollen. I'm old. I'm already allergic to gluten, so my hair... Being a beer drinker is worth 419 extra votes. 407 would have done it. It would have been enough.

So now the community has to go. It took me a second. I was like, aw. Community. Every time Eli says community, you've got to take a drink. I forget when I made that a game. We were drunk probably.

Probably. Now go bully them into actually being on the podcast if you go and just tag it on ig twitter and everything it's a great idea i changed my answer chris pratt i feel like we could probably get uh at organically i mean we got jack carr we got and he's you know he's a gun guy you know i feel like we get him i changed my answer elon musk i'm optimistic we could get ice cube i would love to get ice cube bro ice cube would be so cool to get on cody's not on that episode well no he's probably looking at her episode guys on there fuck no like you're gonna talk for two hours though dude have you heard ice cubes uh him and god ice cube comes out with

like one song a year now but he just came out with another song with dub c and snoop dog it's so good so good i didn't even know he was making music he is it's fantastic oh god it's so much better than anything else right now for rap that's well i mean that's not very hard i know but still he's like 57 he's out rapping all the kids yeah i mean shit donald trump's out rapping the kids now do you see that ai cover of many men i didn't think i needed to hear him say but uh here we are we're gonna see if that even makes it to pepper box it won't or it will and we won't break it won't strategic covering of my mouth with the microphone

it's hey they made donald trump say it through ai you could do the same with me chase is like oh shit speaking of ai being scary um terrifying no i'm sorry i'm drunk and i'm spacing out on his name who's the um chad gtp no the marine that we bring out to all the different things chad gtp no gtp influencer marine uh no like news type shit um like more generalized news type things he does a lot of shorts he's big on tiktok um gray hair oh shit uh dunlap kegan dunlap he had a he had a short come out the other day where it was like somebody used AI to fake him supporting some scam to scam military members. You're shitting me. No. And it looked real.

Holy shit. Scamming is going to get – oh, I never thought about that. Did you see the one with History Beast? And it was framed as an ad of him being like, yeah, these guys help you get better benefits and blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, I did not fucking do that that's ai is horrifying did you did you see the mr beast one that happened like a year ago that oh my god i didn't even think it was literally like it was hey i'm i'm jimmy for mr beast i'm letting you says name like letting you know that you just won our giveaway for a ten thousand dollar blah blah blah blah like it was a you know a scam

but it was seriously like a somewhat passable video of jimmy giving like a giveaway announcement dude old people are fucked yeah they're gonna it's gonna be like like a quiet place for them or bird box you just can't go on the internet don't go outside speaking of old people i accidentally became really elitist the other day against them or for them against them i've against i just against people voting period on accident i just don't want them driving well i was at i was at fucking verizon and i was like i had a problem with my phone like a real problem like it wasn't connecting to 5g at all and i went in and they were like helping me and it was like

it was later in the day it was me and some other dude in like a high vis dirty shirt that you could tell just got off of this construction job and we were all just kind of like bullshitting while they were fixing our problems and this older woman comes in older white woman probably late 60s early 70s big glasses and she walks in with a power strip, like the full fucking power strip with the toggle switch that you plug into the wall. You get seven more plugins. She walks in with that. It's already exciting. And a phone charger.

And I'm just looking. I'm fucking... I'm engaged. I'm locked in. I'm like, something dope is about to happen right now. Oh, shit. I'm looking. That's the thing. You just tell the other guy to shut the fuck up.

And she walks up to the third not Verizon person working. And she goes, I have a question for you. And I go, this is going to be good. Like militant like that? Oh, yeah. She's like, this charger you guys sold me doesn't work. That's not a question she's got the charger and a fucking surge protector in her hand and he goes what like what do you like you plug it in and it doesn't charge your phone and she goes no it doesn't plug in he goes what do you mean and she goes and you know how the charging blocks for cell phones the prongs

fold in now i swear to god the verizon worker goes oh and folds out the fucking prongs and plugs it in for her and she goes thanks and walks out and she dropped there. It's dead quiet. For seven years. It was probably five seconds. But it felt like seven years of my life. And I just go. Is nobody going to fucking talk about how stupid that woman is. And they all just start laughing.

She gets to vote. And it counts for as much as mine does. She just didn't fold out the line. She didn't know how to. It's a fucking one piece puzzle. With moving piece it moves this fucking far she can't figure it out and it's visible you can see it i'm more impressed she brought the vehicle she got a 3 000 pound vehicle that burns liquid dinosaur to create a fucking explosive reaction to shove a piston into a camshaft. To move wheels down a road that was paved to not know how to plug in a fucking phone block. And she gets to vote I've been having an existential crisis

about this for like the past four days to be fair about 110 years ago that wasn't the case the fucking NPC not saying it was a mistake but oh my god damn Finn's like what the fuck oh my god damn

old people will straight up walk into a cell phone store and be like my facebook's broken okay and they'll like go look at it and they'll be like yeah i got a new phone and now my facebook doesn't work have you done you're not logged in i don't know what that means you don't know your own login to facebook did your grandson well i can't help you what do you mean you can't help me you're the cell phone people and facebook is on the cell phone. Why don't you know my login to Facebook? And they get fucking pissed at the cell phone workers. All the time people would be, I would help them out depending if I was going to make some fucking money. And I would have recurring customers who, you know, if I sold their family, you know, $3,000 worth of phones, maybe I would be half inclined to help them get the shit set up.

But yeah, people would come in. These boomers would come in all the time. What's my password? Yeah, they would genuinely be like, what's my password? And I'm like, I don't fucking know. Sir, what is the purpose of a password? It's so I don't know it. It's a wonderful experience.

I loved every minute of it fucking old people and technology i know there's no like they don't watch the podcast so we're good yeah no they're the only ones i get truly mad at on the road like truly mad and that is the only time you will see like true anger and eli is those we had one yesterday in the roundabout. I pull up to the roundabout because old lady is going through roundabout. What does she do when she comes to my vehicle? Stops to let me go. Well, that's polite.

No, no, no. Same thing. I know where he's going with this. If you're trying to be polite at a stop sign, you're a dickhead. Fuck you. Just go in order. I hate that shit so much. Thank you.

You fucked the whole system up. We go in a rotation. This is law and order. Law and order. You try and be polite, let somebody go, you fuck everything up. Roundabout, you cause accidents. I'll go the other way on that one, too. It's the people who also like i'd rather

somebody be too polite at a stop sign than the people who had like outside my neighborhood the other fucking day this little dick bag scooted behind the guy like to go like it was a four-way stop and he scooted in behind the dude like going two at a time no not not me i chased him down i shot him not your weight your fucking turn that's all i think that separates us from the apes road rage is my only time i get fucked sav is not like riding with me because i am very aggressive driver if you were a bad driver which naturally everyone but me is a bad driver so you're just on the freeway yelling depends on the day you're just yelling at people in the slow lane i'm like i know i'm gonna pass this old person going 68 in the 75 and i'm going to look at them i'm gonna fucking make contact with them going to flip them off

as i drive by and then i'm going to get as close as possible because i know my vehicle and i know how to cut something off without my car that Mark might have believed that Chinaman made a gesture. Those goddamn Asians don't know how to drive. Eli, have you heard about Raycon's everyday E25 earbuds? Eli! ELI! You must have had the noise cancellation on. I did.

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Call to action. Go to buyraycon.com slash unsub to get 15% off of your order plus free shipping. That's right. You'll get 15% off and free shipping over at buyraycon.com you know i i'm i consider myself you know there's a lot of people on the internet think like i'm you know full of hate and all this other stuff because they're gay. But I'm like, I consider myself a genuinely

pretty laissez-faire guy. It takes a lot to really get me going. I never get mad. I thought you were going to hit me. Not this time. But no, I didn't used to road rage until fucking San Antonio. In But no, I didn't used to road rage until fucking San Antonio.

In San Antonio, I probably yell in my truck at least twice a week. It's not that bad here because people, generally speaking, are going fast and they're reckless. I went home for like five days back to Indiana. And holy shit, I forgot what it's like when people drive 10 under the speed limit. So like the roads around here, like the one to get into the neighborhood, the speed limits, what, like 55? Because it's relatively straight. It's like a suburb. Texas, for the most part, is trying to say the cops, if you're going like 85, cops like 90.

And he's like, what the fuck? I was actually going to bring this up because i did this today i was like i finally found the one thing that is more crazy about texas than iowa because like i don't know i'm not gonna lie i came here and i was like this this is not that big of it like your gun laws aren't as cool as iowa's like it's not it's not nearly as crazy as i thought it would be except for the speed limits the speed limits are fucking wild i was on like i was on like the frontage road going to bunker branding and i was like i'm like 30 feet from people's front doors and i was going 45 and i was like i should probably slow down a little bit and then a stop

and then a speed limit sign is like the speed Fuck it. It was wild. Don't you know that? This is gross. The road back from Demolition Ranch, dude, this feeling it's 55 and there are turns on that where if you're going 55, you're like... Every time I go around, this is how I'm going to die. I'm predicting my death. On air, going to die. I'm predicting my death. On air, live, to them. I will die in a head-on collision in that sharp turn on the way to Matt's ranch with an Amazon truck. Every single fucking time I go around that bend without fail.

If I'm going there at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, there have been times, like for Tiny Guns, where I went there at 7 o'clock in the morning. Every time I crest that curb tiny guns where i went there at seven o'clock in the morning every time i crest that curb i go not today not today not today not today giant fucking mercedes van coming around the corner because you want to have your i don't know deodorant delivered tomorrow you piece of shit honestly worth it yeah that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make. Yeah. Thank you for your- The neighborhood here is 35 miles an hour, I think. 35 for this area is- Yeah.

Yeah, because the road to get in here that runs parallel to a bunch of neighborhoods, we're in suburbia. 55 miles an hour. Like, an equitable road in Indiana when I was back home that is- Indiana's flat as fuck. Just laser straight completely flat the speed limit's 35 and I was stuck behind some

old person going like 12 let me guess they were driving a Buick yeah of course a champagne Buick that's one thing that drives me fucking crazy about the Midwest just the low speed limits taking a rental car up in indiana

like the times i've been out there jesus it's a fucking nightmare and it is corn just corn and it's two lanes though but it's still like 50 is the speed limit i 10 out in west texas it's like 85 miles an hour i've done this thing in iowa for like 20 years straight where i just i get out of my car and i lock the doors and i come back out my windows aren't broken and my car's still there it's fucking dope the secret is to drive around a 2003 ford ranger that's a piece of shit nobody even looks at my truck you still put blocks in the back when you park on the slanted driveway wait oh you just reminded me i put bricks uh to cover my license plate when we were filming earlier today and i did not take them

the neighbor has a pickup truck in their front oh no even better he got a preemptive strike on that Amazon truck. Coming around the corner, the brick bounces. Oh, fuck. Chase, if you're watching the news, you fucking died from a brick. Put it on a pop screen. I did buy a rubber chalk for my truck because

I would get bullied for the fact that I would put on my parking brick. It's parking break, Connor. Damn. Get those mixed up all the time oh iowa indiana ohio idaho whatever well i didn't know my parking break didn't work until i came down to texas because indiana is the flattest place on the goddamn planet so it never came up and then the driveway here is at like a 75 degree angle. So I got out, I put it in first and got out. And usually just being in gear was good enough.

And the first time I got out of it, the first time I parked in the driveway, it just like slowly started rolling back down. This is the first time I've ever seen a driveway in Texas that was already pre-studded with those like rockbing colored rocks. That's how you get to the front fucking door. Manual is not fun. If you've parked and you have to go up, you're like, I need to pull the car forward.

You're like, dump the clutch. Yeah, second gear doesn't work in my truck, so I have to go first or third. Also getting stuck in fucking San Antonio traffic. Dude, my ankles are getting a hork out and then you have cody who just bought a semi truck yeah jesus christ yeah jesus fuck dude cody cody come back i want your opinion on some things get back in here i need i need cody's specific opinion on some things dude that's it you can't park anywhere now the unique privilege

of driving around my forerunner for a week while his car was in the shop how was that cody that is the slowest fucking vehicle i've ever done isn't it great no i hate it it's horrible bro he said the car people come so bad bro yeah they did oh they did great can we give them do you have the number on there i will give that dude a shout out because he charges $2. That was $70. That's worth it. He details the ever-living.

That was $70. Yeah. My forerunner is spotless right now. It's insane. He waxes, details the interior, exterior. Homeboy is a god. It's him and his wife. It's a Mexican couple.

They kill it. I don't have a god damn couple in san antonio surprise what is their goddamn number cody i texted to you i love how like eli just whips out his credit cards that he's going through like live in front of the camera it's got the power of a four-cylinder and the gas mileage of the v8 all wrapped up in a v6 engine okay dude you're welcome for the detail i just came in a little bit it's okay god damn it now i need to text my car before i did no you mother you know he said it was too small road head road head doesn't count he actually was like it's too small because he has a fucking semi truck now hey my truck did you get that, Shelby?

Yeah. Yeah. It's hot. The boss. It's parked out front now. I tell you, I'm like, I'm going to look at a 66 Impala the day I get back. Really? It's fucking hot. Okay.

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Holy shit. It's clean as fuck, too. It's got to be dope. That is as nick as it gets. It's not bad at all. Oh, dude. No, yeah. It's got a 396. It doesn't have 454. That is as Nick as it gets. It's not bad at all. It's got a 396. It doesn't have 454.

That would have been cooler. Is Nick going to beat you to the Supernatural car? No. Wrong year, wrong color. Gorgeous interior. Why are you in automatics? I'm going to let that slide. I mean, you don't really get to pick when it's 66.

Dude, that's gorgeous. Dude, it's hot. Holy fuck. You want to know what get to pick when it's 66. Dude, that's gorgeous. Dude, it's hot. Dude, holy fuck. You want to know what my wife said? It's ugly. That's why she's your ex-wife. Too bad. We're conceiving our third kid.

We're like gay van. Yeah. Did I send you the Reddit sombrero post? No. Oh, my God. It was this dude that was just berating people about Halloween costumes and how offensive cultural appropriation is and blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah. And he was, he had a picture of a person dressed up like a native American chief. And then he had a picture of somebody dressed up as like the stereotypical, like Mexican and a poncho with a sombrero naturally. And he's like,

these are highly offensive. And somebody that was Hispanic wrote a fucking paragraph and a half of just ripping this dude apart. He's like, first of all, I can kind of understand the point about the Native American part with the headdress. Because I know the headdress is like, you know, you're a chief. It's an honorary thing. Like, you have to earn that. It's similar to, like, stolen valor and, like, wearing a medal of honor on your neck. So I can kind of

maybe see the argument there especially if it wasn't halloween culturally as a hispanic person let me tell you right now the sombrero has a lot of deep cultural meaning mainly that it's fucking hot out and that's about it and i don't want the sun on me it was so funny i thought i sent it to you no no mexicans gonna dude if i like cody walked up and i'm like you son of a bitch you gotta i would be like yo that's a cody probably buy a really nice bunch i'm like jog what is that made out of that's some gross dope too no one's gonna get mad at that shit rice hat one's going to get mad at that shit. Rice hat? No one's going to get mad about that shit. Hispanics are legitimately some of the most laid back people with that shit.

They're lazy about it. God damn it. Camera punch. The whites are uncomfy, Eli. Oh yeah. Nick's looking at his fucking cat. It's not even that. It's just like, bro, I did construction for a decade before I got this job.

And let me tell you, I've never met a group of people that can outwork me under the fucking table while I'm trying and also not make it look hard at the same time. It's horrifying. It's like those videos of them like uh throwing the spackle and like bro yo dude that is insane dude wild you want to hear some crazy shit the first journeyman i ever worked with is like a day one apprentice i didn't know i'd work construction i'd built bridges and poured concrete all that shit but i'd never done anything bridges never built anything electrical bro i've i've jack hammered the bedrock of a river that was horrifying um that's scary how they build bridges um but uh

he was like yeah no i was from uh i was from california grew up there my whole life uh i did drywall for fucking 30 years and i quit just because i couldn't couldn't compete with you know people that didn't have to pay taxes doing drywall they're better at it than me and they don't have to pay taxes those mud whatever and he's he's like so i became an electrician and i was like well why'd you pick another construction job and he goes because they don't make the electrical code code book in spanish so it's the only one that's safe oh my god i hope the mexicans out there right now are like see we must learn this now translate the electrical code book chat gtp those damn mud people am i right. They are terrible. When I did roofing, when I did any construction,

it was always just watching them absolutely destroy white people in speed and process. Yeah. Well, it didn't work in the Mexican American war. Bro, in Iowa, whenever you're waiting on the general contracting crew, it's like four white dudes or one mexican dude and the mexican dude's four times faster i don't know how the fuck he does it the amish it's incredible oh yes please please it's the amish people of building stuff have you

ever no amish people are the amish people building stuff you ever seen amish people build shit it's horrifying it's two days have you watched this they will have the framing and the roof done in two days i'm not so like i literally married the farmer's daughter like hannah's parents are the whitest farmers on the planet that you've ever met now hannah was adopted hannah was adopted from Guatemala when she was 18 months old. Her parents love them. They're great people, but they're the whitest of the whitest. They are American Gothic. They are the painting of the two white people holding the pitchfork. That's her parents.

They're the nicest people on the planet. I went to their house. I visited. I left. It was a Friday. I came back on Sunday. i'm not fucking kidding you there was a new barn in their yard what the fuck is that it was all the amish built it i go when i was here 36 hours ago yeah they're here yesterday i go and and they're done and he goes yeah what the fuck cody have you never seen this? Yeah, I've seen the time

lapses before. It's insane. It's a day. That wasn't a time lapse. That was live time, Cody. That was a stream. That was a live stream. That was a stream. Dude, it is fucking crazy and they're not using... They're just using tools.

The only thing that can compete with mexicans is white dudes with no mustache on their beard it's 100 it's fucking insane i didn't realize that until i started popping up on like you see it on tiktok or whatever where it's just not a time lapse it's two days everything's up and you're like do you guys have amish people around here no indiana indiana connor seen the shit texas doesn're like do you guys have amish people around here no indiana indiana connor seen this texas doesn't have many you guys ever heard about the brown paper bag on the mailbox no you guys don't know about this is that like the upside down pineapple or something kind of okay in a way so like uh obviously these communities are very they're very tight they're

very tight knit community and uh there's you know there's obviously there's only so many fucking genetics to go around over so many generations yes yes and it becomes an issue like there's amish communities like you drive through town it's like there's fucking one power line it only stops at the schoolhouse because it's legally required and none of the other houses have power nothing you can drive through these communities there'll be like a brown paper bag over the mailbox and that's the signal of like hey if you want to inseminate an amish woman and donate some genetics to this pool you can can i just pause real quick brandon do you take my glass i know a guy that did it though that stopped oh yeah oh so how about it was it was there's no child support whatsoever it was it was there's no child support whatsoever

it was it was a straightforward deal it was not that day not nearly as fun as he thought it was oh it was like he's like there's a fucking sheet oh this is going like um what's the show the what what's the show where it's like that? America Falls, there's nuclear war, and then they are... Fallout? No. Holy shit. You guys haven't watched... I don't know. Anyways, he said there was like a sheet with a hole in it, and like the

local... I don't know if it's like a priest or whatever, but like the local religious leader is there to like sign off on the event. to make sure you do it right i fucking to make sure you don't have fun i don't know he's like huh well that's not how i do with the choir boys but you know i guess it works so like there's a hole in the sheet and that's all yep that's all you get huh okay like so if you're thrusting too hard the priest is like wait wait wait wait you're having too much fun calm down yeah chill just come this is for god this have you ever i i love

i love when the the like people in the street influencers go and interview all the kids at the uh um handmade the mennonite college oh oh oh yeah the one the mennonite colleges or not mennonite um fuck salt lake city mormon mormon colleges have you ever seen that the mountain jews Oh, yeah. The what? The Mennonite colleges. Or not Mennonite. Fuck. Salt Lake City. Mormon. Mormon. Mormon colleges. Have you ever seen that?

The Mountain Jews. No. Oh, dude. The people on the street people go up and be like, hey, would you rather drink a cup of oil or a cup of coffee? And they're like, I'll take a cup of oil. Yeah. Because they're not allowed.

It's a great place to put a coffee cup. They also talk about soaking. I do know the soaking thing. That's fucking strange. Apparently the loophole out of that is like you can soak and then you have your really good friend shake the bed while you're soaking

to add the motion for you. You're just not allowed to add the motion. Oh, it's so funny. I love you, bud, but no. It's also like, if God didn't want me to use a loophole, he wouldn't have left it open. He knows everything. Jewish with the wire in New York.

Yeah, the Jew wire. Are we allowed to talk about the Jew wire? I think so. Is it a secret? I think so. I don't know. It's Google-able. I guess. You told me about it. Don't talk about the Jew wire so you can't carry you can't carry stuff either on that day you're not allowed to carry stuff that's technically performing work yeah yes yes because it's the sabbath yes so that is why you have that wire outside of your home

right if you if you don't know uh with i sorry i'm incredibly uneducated on the jewish religion but apparently if you're in with inside a man-made structure you're allowed to do certain levels of work but if you're outside you're not allowed to do any work at all correct and around the island of manhattan they have taken a wire and made this humongous perimeter so that you're technically inside a man-made structure on the island of manhattan so you're allowed to do more during that period of time while remaining within the rule set of the religion it reminds me of that i just like god's like oh those honestly it reminds me of that i respect the effort involved oh yeah if i was an omnipotent being i would be like fuck the effort that it took to go to the government council and

be like hey these are my rules hear me out i want to have a wire that does nothing and nobody's allowed to touch it man-made i just i needed to get shit done and they're like okay like i i respect it i'm in awe oh wait handmaid's tale if you haven't watched handmaid's tale that is literally what you were talking i couldn't get into it i i i had an x or something that was watching it at some point and it just seemed kind of like uh fan fiction of like the extreme left if you fast it is if you fast no if you're back for a little bit it gets really it's fucked it is when you watch everything and then you have insur uh not insurrection like people fighting to get america back because america's nuked to shit and it's like hey this is how we make babies no and then they use that as leverage

it's like look we're actually having babies though and they're like okay it's not so bad and then you see what the girls go through and you're like oh okay what the fuck is going on on this show but if you like violence and storytelling not too shabby i watch every season god damn it you're gonna make me watch a show yes do it do you ever watch man in the high castle nick uh i started to i didn't finish it i feel like that's good you would like yeah it's it's where like if the if the japanese and the nazis actually won world war ii yeah yeah and that like the japanese on half of america and then the nazis on the other half and it's it's pretty fucking interesting man shout out to andy you're the uh my buddy's the first actor in that that's the first actor in that.

That's the guy that hands the envelope in the movie theater. Oh, nice. That's his claim to fame. He's like, I was in that scene. He's very proud. It was his first big gig, and he never did anything past that. He's a great actor, too. Just never anything else. I never really liked those historic fiction kind of things where they're like alternate history things where they go like super wild like there was that one movie that came out like uh the uh csa where it's like oh

if the south won the war and it's like it does it in a really dumb way where it's like in modern day there's like a qbc shopping channel for slaves and like that on the moon landing like they've got a confederate battle flag instead of an american flag it's like i don't think you guys understand history at all i don't i don't feel like that's how that would have went even a little bit the internet makes it fun yeah there's no good wolfenstein video game dope if you haven't played the new ones really i've seen clips of it i just think of the college humor skit or it's like dude my grandpa was like super into wolfenstein he was just wearing a cosplay yeah i found his old cosplay gear up in the attic he went to conventions and everything look at it are you guys familiar with the dead internet theory

yes no god no that just came out it's an ai base it's been a while but yeah what um so basically since since chat gpt has come out which when was that nine months ago it's a little apparently more text more written text has been generated by chat gpt since it came out uh more than all of humankind has ever generated ever period yeah ai is in the last let me get the exact and then you like generated like created oh oh so created tech more than every book ever written and every human made social media post ever every comment section everything a human being has ever done is now been surpassed by chat gpt since it came out well that's an odd thought right so there's this theory and apparently it's like 45 of all internet traffic right now

is bots so there's this theory within like the next couple of years that the algorithm is just going to be bots trying to satisfy the algorithm that's determined by bots. And it's just going to create this feedback loop that kills the internet entirely. Yep. So they, uh, the internet just won't be a thing anymore. There's also a crazy,

like, uh, so it's kind of like cyberpunk lore really. So like, there's a thing called the black wall and cyberpunk where it's like beyond it is old internet that was taken over by like ai and like all sorts of like crazy shit and they have this like much more localized lockdown internet like on on like that they use on the day-to-day right now if you want to do ai so in the last year ai designed sequences of 20 amino acids that make up proteins when compared to nature's handiwork some of the sequences worked just as well as once generated over a million

years process of evolution. We, and I know it's in the last three years through AI, we have, that has developed faster than 300 million years of evolution on the planet. It is absolutely. Yes. I wonder if the people that were building those like fucking room-sized

computers in the fifties and sixties knew they were building our new God. Those those like fucking room-sized computers in the 50s and 60s knew they were building our new god those and those room-sized computers are a t8 ti83 calculator versus what we have like this this is fucking insane compared to those giant computers back in the day it is ai you know i think i'm like i'm not gonna lie while his methodology may have been a bit controversial maybe teddy k had a point did you see the post in the subreddit about the kazinsky it was on it was on ebay it was authentic undetonated kazinsky package no what the letter it was on ebay It was an authentic, undetonated Kaczynski package. No, what the fuck? It came with the whole letter.

It was on eBay for like 20 grand. It was like, this would be a perfect, I don't know if it was fake or not. I'm almost positive it was fake. But it was like unopened, authentic Ted Kaczynski package. $19,000. And somebody's like, this would be a perfect gift for Wendigo. So we're actually... Not to have them open, obviously.

It's a joke. She just threatened my son. No. I won't. Okay, so something that I got to be careful about how I talk about it, but... There is something that a lot of people don't know is that Ted Kaczynski actually built his own handgun.

It's pretty sketchy looking, but I think it's a.22 or something like that. Is it a sketch? No, he built it. It's a thing. And the FBI, I think, is in custody of it now. It was in a museum somewhere. But my favorite part of that entire story is a it looks pretty ghetto but b he legitimately had it labeled and i like

paraphrasing but i believe this is the case he labeled it pistol for homicide yeah it's like well just in case you forgot why you built it i guess i don't fucking and not your not your work pistol or your hunting pistol it's like well just in case you forgot why you built it I guess I don't fucking And not your not your work pistol or your hunting pistol. It's like no no that's the pistol for homicide So that's probable cause and a fucking nope Eli! I'm a ghost. What are you doing? I'm here to tell you about GhostBed. Is this an ad? It might be an ad. Why are you in my bedroom?

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I'll be under your bed if you need me. I went off the deep end. I've been studying the Emperor of Japan for about a month. This is during World War II period? Yes. Clarify. There's a very... They've had a few.

So like the official narrative right now is that the Emperor of Japan was basically a powerless figurehead. And that the government, or not the government but uh the branches of the military like the top military officials were actually running the japanese government that goes back to like the daimyo period when uh fuck i don't believe any of it okay never mind daimyo period they did like it was a placeholder and the daimyo would rule like i don't believe it i don't believe any i think the emperor of japan in world war i II was like signing off on all of it. Yes.

He was a god in that time. He was revered as a god. So – and if you go back and look at it, like the imperial Japanese constitution, if you look at – it's like – I think it's articles 11 through 15 are literally like the emperor has the final say on everything. The emperor is in charge of this. The emperor is in charge of that. The emperor is in charge of this. The emperor is in charge of that. Like it's in the constitution.

It's written out. And then when it came to surrendering for Japan, the tiebreaker between the committee of the six that got to decide if Japan would surrender or not, the tiebreaker was the emperor. And there's a historian. his last name is Bix. I can't remember his first name. He wrote a whole book about it. It's really good. But he kind of lays out the whole case for it. And it's like, fuck, I think he's right.

Because he's like, no, the dude had the power. He knew what he was doing the whole time. And the reason that America plays along with the emperor being the powerless figurehead was America was basically hoping that by allowing the emperor to not face a tribunal for war crimes, it would make it easier for Japan to basically join the world again and be a productive member of the global society and that's basically why you had macarthur parading the god emperor around taking pictures with macarthur's six foot five ass next to his five foot four whatever being like ah and this guy again king whatever there was never this guy was never photographed before like they'd never heard his voice they never heard his voice on the radio so when he surrendered it was like a big deal in Japan. And there was actually like everybody,

when they heard that the emperor was going to be on the radio and they were going to hear his voice for the first time, they were dressing up like they were going to fucking church. This is a God voice on the radio. That's God. Yeah. A God figure. This is how,

um, Kim Jong Il essentially. So like the predominant narrative has literally been like, oh, Emperor Hirohito was just dicking off in his palace playing with koi fish. And it's like, no, he wasn't. He was fucking... Excuse my ignorance on Japanese history in that time frame,

but in the 40s, was it still a genealogical monarchy kind of thing? Like it was his kids? So, the theory was it god i'm not i believe versed on shintoism but it's literally like you have the ying and the gods of the ying and the yang and then you had the light god there's like tear there's like tears of gods almost so you had like ying and yang and then which is kind of like the universe essentially

yeah and then you had the god of light the sun and the emperor order in chaos the emperor was the son of the sun god so like he was basically like hercules he was a demigod right god level figure but still genetics yes because you had the that is the so you had daimyo's and then you had um the what was it daimyo's what samurai was under that was the fourth in the rank daimyo's and shogun so daimyo shogun so emperor's daimyo shogun samurai uh nobunaga was the one that almost unified and the other guy i forget his name uh he's the one that actually he took over nobunaga he unified it but the god the emperor is the one that stayed in charge always never in charge though during that time period that was like

the the shogun and the daimyo were the ones that were like we're killing people and the king was like i'm gonna fuck with these dudes yes here is the imperial japanese constitution um so before america overthrew them uh articles 11 through 13 article 11 the emperor has supreme command of the army and navy article 12 the emperor determines the organization of peace standing of the army and Navy article 13, the emperor declares war makes peace and concludes treaties period. Um, here a Hito himself sanctioned the attack on Pearl Harbor. He was briefed on every military action and was allowed to intervene whenever

he saw fit, which was almost never. So like on the council of six that made all the decisions, one of those six was like his his um his servant his like right hand guy that was sitting on the council basically representing his interest and then if there was ever a tie he would go in to break the tie which is what happened when he when they surrendered in world war ii so yeah it's kind of like the vice president does over congress basically yeah or the senate rather

i love that and then it kind of brings into the whole thing of like well if the emperor wasn't powerful and he was just a figurehead why did they try to overthrow him when they heard that he was going to surrender like why do you need to overthrow a guy that doesn't have power it's like the king in england right now right okay so what yeah like why would you bother to overthrow him it's because he actually did have all the fucking power so i don't know i'm not convinced it's a hard one because it is how the general public looks at it if they viewed him as that you right it's hard to push back but then but it but it makes complete sense as to like why america would be like okay no we're gonna roll with that that way you don't

have to get convicted for war crimes we'll make all of your people happy because their god gets to stay alive you get to tell your people to chill like go make toyotas and radios and shit and be a productive member of society and everybody fucking wins that's 100% what happened though like it's the same thing with like everybody's mad that there's like confederate statues and bases are named after confederate generals like the reason that that was done i i understand the narrative is that like oh they were trying to scare you know black people or whatever it's like there might have been a small degree of that but by a large part it was trying to bring the South back into the fold of like, hey, we want you guys to be part of the fucking team here.

Well, you know, respect. Exactly. And it makes sense to me. No, I mean, it was almost like a generational gap because there was like kind of a really brutal reconstruction period. And then after that, it was kind of like once the you know the uh the temperature of the room kind of chilled out a little bit it was like all right we need to figure out how to move forward as a country more unified and something like that oh we did get into in pretty pretty deep detail the other day why uh i believe it was woodrow wilson i know his uh you

already know where that's going is uh his his great love for uh birth of a nation and everything like that we got into that with jack mandeville oh no when on podcast oh shit that goes out tomorrow morning oh good yeah and then we have one saturday good or friday saturday for everyone oh no yeah yeah i'm gonna go watch the last samurai tonight good i might do that too that's a good movie no we're talking about tom cruise now we're talking about japan we got uh we got drunk like fucking a year year or two ago and uh i'd never seen the last samurai so i oh that's why you're doing the fucking recreation so i i we were watching it i was like damn this man is get this man a disney contract he's never seen the movie have him do the recreation 100 no but i was

like damn this movie's fucking dope so i was like i was pretty buzzed so i was sitting there on my couch and uh i bought a fucking gatling gun that night what was that what you have that is why i have that i've had it for like a year and a half i haven't done dick with it because i've wanted to do a real like a good recreation i have a whole fucking bit i have the no stop about the hear me brandon herrera buying a gal okay brandon herrera also by like time period accurate sword no armor yeah oh i went all out let's run an experiment you nerds can run your well can we run two videos on your channel we'll do them back to back. We'll see which one performs better. You guys can do your time accurate samurai armor bullshit with the Gatling gun.

I get to pick the theme for the second video with the Gatling gun. We'll see which one performs better. No, no, no. I'm not doing a period accurate. It's literally for a fucking 30 second bit. Brandon just wanted to run in on a samurai. I bet my idea will outdo it. What's your idea?

We might have to cut this just in case I like it. No, it's not bad at all. Here's the title. I'm saying just in case I like it. Which drill will make a Gatling gun run faster? DeWalt versus Milwaukee. Honestly?

Honestly? DeWalt drill versus Milwaukee drill for the Gatling gun and see which one shoots more bullets. You're getting so many community construction workers that are going to be like, damn. You might need something kind of like... You might need like an impact or something because it's actually kind of stiff.

Like, it's a big crank. Tweaker versus Milwaukee versus DeWalt versus Makita. I'll take the tweaker. I have any day of the week. It's a good impact drill. Was that you that sent me the drill fights? Yeah. Yeah.

Those are dope. They tape the bits together on the end of them and send them in reverse, and they just spin and fight each other, and they see which one lasts the longest. They chuck them up to the same pieces. Why am I not surprised that that's in your YouTube feed, first off?

They've got two drills chucked up to the same bit and then they just have two zip ties and they yank the zip ties and drop it and let them fight to the death. This is on your two feeds, without a doubt. It's also in mine, to be fair. It's fucking redneck Beyblades, homie. It's like a...

I just pictured, was it Bot Wars? What is it? Robot Wars. Bot Wars? What is it? What is it? Robot Wars. Robot Wars? You're just like duct taping the triggers and throwing it together? Dude, there's apparently an arena in Vegas that was like really close to where we were staying for SHOT Show and I was like,

dude, I'm not going to lie. I would totally show up in person, get hammered at a BattleBots fucking show. Yeah. The gang dust drill fighting. We all go to Home Depot and we pick out a drill that we want and we all

drill fight. I just misunderstand the assignment. Yeah. I'm going to Home Depot that day. I know the exact drill that'll win. I know the drill that'll win. I'm winning.

Cool. It's fine. We're winning. We're doing it. No, you laugh. We're fucking doing this tomorrow. I'm deadass here. I'll drop $1,000 on power tools right now. I don't give a fuck. Like, Hilo has went to the side.

We're like, we're doing... Rocket Money has already bought an ad on the Fat Files channel. If you think redneck Beyblades isn't something I'll do on my B channel, you're wrong. You found something somehow a fight, a cage fight that is somehow more Mexican than cockfighting. So much more

Mexican. I'm throwing mud at their eyes. Blinded. Peed as happy as mud. Brandon's just punching them with it. I'm throwing mud at their eyes and blinding them. Peter's happy as mud. Brandon's just punching them with it. It's just drills. You guys want to do it? I'm dead ass serious. The gang does drill fights.

How do we fight? Huh? We make a fucking... Hey, Cody, close this out. If you want to know how we fight... Fuck that. It's a tournament bracket. You got Milwaukee, DeWalt, Ryobi, Makeda.

We each get like 300 bucks. Craftsman. We go to Home Depot and we each pick out a drill of our choice and we do drill fighting. $300 ain't getting good shit. How much is good shit? We do high-low. You can get it for 300 bucks. I'm choosing some Amazon bullshit.

That shit's breaking. Battery lasts two seconds. I'm getting the Milwaukee surge. Is that the good one? It's hydraulic. It's quiet. There's, you can't hear the hammer function. It's so overpowered.

Wait, hydraulic and quiet. So it's, uh, so like the, have you ever seen how a normal hammer hammer function works on it? Like an impact driver. You know how you can hear it? Yeah. Milwaukee makes a hydraulic can hear it. Yeah. Milwaukee makes a hydraulic version. That's quiet.

And originally it came out and a lot of people in construction loved using them in like hospital settings. Cause in hospitals they have like a bunch of weird fucking rules. I'm like, you know, it's quiet time. You can't be like you, if you want to do construction in a hospital, you literally have to run it up like a chain of command to use a hammer drill but these

hydraulic ones literally sound like that's the hammer function and it's they're so fucking strong you snap off bits and because you don't realize we run hammer drills and shit a lot because you don't realize we run hammer drills and shit a lot you don't realize how much you're listening to the sound to determine okay that's tight until you don't have the sound and then you're like yep that's stripped that's snapped

that's broken off you're like shit Connor knows so it's real quick it's called a it's called the milwaukee surge yeah that's the all right can we put a amazon uh affiliate link in the description because i'm dead fucking serious i dead no desire for that but now i want one oh they're awesome i'm mine one i'm not kidding you want to put an absurd amount of torque on something and be dead ass quiet while you do

This is not a sponsored bit. We are organically talking about this and I genuinely Construction okay, god damn it $169 That's what you're talking about, right, Nick? Oh, I have one. Hey, Chopper, you got me one of those. You literally can't tell the difference between a regular Milwaukee and a Surge, except for it says Surge in red in the plastic molded on the side. Chopper, thank you. I think you got me one of those.

One of my buddies was like, this is for the Porsche. Just to take wheels off. When's the last time you moved that Porsche? It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. Is this the fuel surge? All right. Yes.

Yeah. All right. They're dope. It's 139 bucks. Yeah. I know. It's unstoppable. Yeah.

Well, it's mine now. I'm telling you, bro. Redneck Beyblades. That's what we'll name it. Yeah. The gang does Redneck Beyblades. Check it out on Pepperbox. That's sort of exclusive content.

What's high-low? You ain't gonna find out. What we're doing is Redneck Beyblades. That's a 10 million view video. I will argue that till I die. We got a new audience base. You want to put it on Fat Files? I don't care, whatever.

I don't care. I'll put it on my B channel. I don't I don't care. Videos brought to you by rocket money. Here's a fucking drill. That's like late stage YouTube. It's like this video is brought to you by rocket money. It's a fucking drill. Cody closes out. We'll go to the after show. Bye,

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