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Episode Date: June 22, 2021

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Foolish mortals. Hi, everyone. Donut here. This is Batty Streams streams big shout out to baddie elight double tap donut operator baddie streams we're in a new location high life in my beard that was you know smell like your dad now i don't know that was was not great. That does not sound good. That does not sound good. Miller High Life. Not sponsor us? That's never going to work, right?

What? I mean, we can't bully the champagne of beers. I mean, it's literally the champagne of beers. The champagne of beers. When I think Miller High Life, I think Barbies. Dungeons. Dungeons and their action figures. Wagons.ons we found out dundon and wagons we're in a new place i know for everyone who's listening fuck you first of all for listening

and not watching but thank you for listening uh we moved the podcast location dude baddie's new house is so much better than Donut's boring ass house. And we don't have that annoying John yelling stuff. This fucking kid running around. Fucking John. With food and shelter. It's bullshit. John, I'm so angry at you right now. Batty set this up as his Dungeons and Dragons slash card game.

Yeah, it's just like tables a tabletop game room oh fuck i forgot to flip the there we go we almost died there so dungeons and dragons this is like dungeons so it's like what go go uh tabletop rpg uh-huh where you roll dice uh kill your friends and in games i guess i don't like or in real life if you argue with them. What's the safe word? The safe word? Oh, my safe word's Advil. Yeah, Advil.

Where are you going with this? I think he's trying to make a sex dungeon joke. No, I was just asking about Dungeons & Dragons. It looks like a dungeon. So yeah, I just wanted a place where I could play fucking D&D. what no i was just asking about dungeon dragons i mean it looks like a dungeon so yeah it's where i just wanted a place where i could like play fucking dnd like i used to do this back at home in vermont my buddy's house we set up his garage and we would have tables and shit and we always wanted to do some cool like little studio like thing and we never got to and so here i was like

fuck it i want to go on facebook marketplace and find old victorian oak furniture that weighs 8 000 pounds for dirt cheap and then fill it with lights and dragons and shit it looks cool i just i wanted to have a fucking cool room so when when i play dnd because we're gonna start playing dnd it's gonna fucking happen 100 um it kind of helps you get immersed in in the game like that's like the worst part about trying to play dnd it's gonna fucking happen 100 um it kind of helps you get immersed in in the game like that's like the worst part about trying to play dnd with people when they're distracted constantly like not really feeling that they're on their phones not paying attention there's just a complete lack of focus on everything so yeah i'm totally not distracted now

it's gonna be very distracting as you look around and look at all the dumb shit everywhere. But in the future, it's just going to be like a fun setting to get you in the mindset to play fucking D&D. It's crazy. He has like everything. We were going through. He has the black pearl up top. Don't even start. What was the one you've seen?

Thor's helmet. Thor's helmet. That one's super gangster. He has the – is this just a K-bar?. He has the... Is this just a K-bar? What's that dagger? Is it just a K-bar? I made that, actually. I forged that.

It's a Viking seax, but whatever. It's a... I just... But whatever. But whatever. It's whatever, man. Shout out to Bill. Shout out to fucking our moody teenager.

We love you, Billards. Bill, I love you, man, but fuck. It's whatever. I pulled up to the restaurant the other day. He was waiting on me. He's like, hey, man. I'm like, hey. I was still in my truck. I was like, but it's whatever and drove off while he was talking.

Should we even tell that story? We'll keep everyone guessing there. Inside baseball. What? The thing with I cannot remember its name is driving me insane right now. Okay, so what you guys are pointing out right now, all over the shelves behind me are little D&D miniatures for the game or books or just like collectible things for D&D. What did you say it was, Donut?

Demi- gorgon wrong no it is that starts with a b beauty is in the eye of the beholder there we go i have a beholder yeah i have a beholder i have miniatures all around they have if i remember right do they have any telekinetic magic they're they are magic yes so uh a beholder this is one like one of the most iconic monsters in all of D&D. It has a giant main eye and little tentacle eyes coming off the top of it. Each one of its eyes has a different power. One of them being telekinesis.

They float around. Its main eye is generally what's considered anti-magic. So as it looks at you, all of your magic shit just stops working. So you can't cast spells. If you have magical shields and flaming swords, it just goes out and you're just kind of like a normal dude and it's really fucks with people dude i love dnd like the lore on everything that's why i'm huge on like the drifts books and like all that you get because all the knowledge and it's so gangster like because i do believe they fight one or i think it's artemis and uh jarax or maybe that uh don't they fight xanathar who is the head of oh god xanathar

is a blue beholder that is the head of one of the guilds in water deep i don't remember the name yes yes that might man this is books yeah this is a long we're deep in the lore right now i've never seen that episode i'll have to pull out one of my tones so when did pikachu come out final fantasy is weird these days do that pikachu meme it's like sleeping with pikachu oh my god sleeping with machamp weird yeah just machoking your kids like your eight-year-old is cradling his like anytime eli cuddles anyone. Yeah. Mom, I love my Machamp. Dad's calling the police.

Why does it always come back to fucking everything? I hate it. I'm going to throw up. Is he wearing a thong, too? Yeah, he just wears underwear. Yeah, it's tight. That is just a Speedo, isn't it? I think Machamp just has underwear, right? that is just a speedo isn't it i think doesn't have like the belt and the champ

just has like underwear right yeah or something i don't know do they have a dick and balls that's why that's where the pot there's all these lonely old ladies in the forest looking for my champs they're just like walking around found one finally bad he's already mad he's like god damn it why sorry i blacked out what are we talking about the question is can you command them to do other things yeah

i think it was the last podcast released or maybe it was episode 60 i don't remember 16 or 17 but somebody's first comment was it was like one of the top comments was like so the gang makes a podcast about video games anime and game or nerd stuff something went wrong along the way the last episode was like the poop episode then gender

bender then macho crave like what the fuck man where where did we go wrong but champ you seduce that's not one of my moves at all you fist that's again one of them pound yeah you pound oh god he's like okay whatever it's whatever it's whatever guys can we name this episode it's whatever oh no uh will is gonna be like i hate all of you so i'm moving back for not being on the podcast yeah willer biller biller i wonder if he even listens to this hey will if you listen to our podcast text me right now it's whatever i don't even listen to our podcast you don't no i do i i listen to some i usually forget so i have to i want to go back and listen to some of it I usually forget so I have to I want to go back

and listen to the last one though the gender benders it was a good one it's 45 minutes of a screech laughing yeah I went back and watched some of it

I was like oh this is actually really fucking good oh man it's awesome I watch every single one because like I'm terrified

to put them on YouTube without watching them I'm like I don't want to publish this shit I'm glad you I'm glad you listen to every

single one i refuse to put them up otherwise and party does a good job with like the punch-ins and like little i actually love it it's it makes the watching the youtube video a little extra like it's not just normally listening to the podcast he adds little silly comments or he'll fucking do funny punch-ins or or just leave it on one of us for way too long. When, like, there's that moment of just blank staring at nothing. If only he learned to color grade. Oh, fuck. Well, I love you, Party.

Donut does, too. Donut does too. He told me once. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking it in my heart. Exactly. My heart of hearts. I love you, sir. Okay.

First off, E3 happened. No, okay. Before E3. D&D related. Okay. D&D related. And Magic the Gathering related. Magic the Gathering on the 16th is doing the next set,

which is a Faerun D&D crossover. Hey, everyone watching the podcast right now. I said the wrong date. The release of the D&D Magic the Gathering crossover is not June 16th. It's July 16th for the pre-release. Sorry. Thank you.

Continue listening now. Bye. That's going to be fun. And it's the biggest set they've released in fucking forever what is fey rune for the viewers dungeons and dragons it's the forgotten realms it's one of the the main world i guess you would say in in the d dungeons and dragons history there's many worlds or the forgotten realms there's fucking dragon lance there's now exandria from critical role uh there's dark sun there's tons of different worlds that dnd

can be set and ever on all this stuff and now finally magic the gathering is doing a crossover with dnd because dnd just did a crossover with magic the gathering if you thought last year i think it was one of the setting books they came out with was the setting of ravnica which is magic the gathering yep So now they're doing it the opposite, where Magic the Gathering is doing a massive crossover with D&D. Dude, I actually might get back into Magic the Gathering. I would do it with you. Dude, there's special Commander decks coming out just for this. Look at that.

I can teach you guys Commander. So we're already doing it. We're going to do a draft night where I'm going to buy a fuck ton of these stuff, and we're going to draft, just draw cards and build decks, and we're going to fucking, like, I'm going to learn how to play again. That's really funny, dude. Are we drafting commander? Like, build.

Okay, we're just doing a normal draft set. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus there's commander decks. Dude, there is so much shit. Okay, sure, whatever. I don't give a fuck. There is so much D&D shit coming into the Magic of the Gathering right now. I'm stoked.

Like, I've been kind of wanting to learn. I've been getting just poked at it about wanting to learn how to play again and dungeons and dragons meets magic i'm in i'm in yes well i mean like okay so command zone is like the biggest podcast for all mtg commander well commander related stuff and now magic like they do magic so we're taking over yes jimmy it's freddy's brother jimmy wong's? Yeah. I used to edit those back in the day. That was one of my first jobs in LA because they started when I was there. And then I edited it for many episodes

with Josh and Jimmy started it. And watching them grow to the size they are is fucking phenomenal. Do you know who they had on two weeks ago? Post Malone. Is that who you're talking about? They had Post Mal malone there to play magic with them and then he was and they just went to post's house this weekend and we're

playing with him at his house they invite him out in utah and they were having a good time playing magic the gathering so we all have to get back yeah posty's like a huge huge nerd because jimmy was like are you guys in utah i was like no man, man, we're at an event. So when is everybody coming to my house to play D&D? And just send this. Just go bug Jimmy or Post. Post probably won't see this. But Jimmy and Josh to the choir. You can go bug the shit out of them.

Freddie's not even on this, but bug Freddie anyway. Yeah, just bug Freddie. He's cute. Dude, we already have Post. We can do tattoos with you. We got Post. We'll have two Posts, two homeless men. It will look great. Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah.

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Ask your Chevrolet dealer for details. Dude. But yeah, dude, magic. If we do that, I am down. I haven't played magic or commander in. What is commander? It is a different form of magic where you have your. Magic the Gathering.

Yeah, Magic the Gathering. You have your main card, which is your commander. That can be any uh i think it's a legendary yeah it's certain like not i don't say heroes but like main characters in the magic legendary yeah you're like i use a prosh deck i had a dwarf deck um and those are specific it's like hey if this this card does did you ever playstone? Yeah. You know you have your hero for Hearthstone? Yeah. Oh, okay. Like that. But you build your other 99 cards around that one

dude because whatever these other cards you need your like 40 islands or 60. Yeah, yeah. And then all the other cards are highlighting what he does. So you build these badass decks that can, I mean we've had like three or four round games where it's like an instant wipe. Like I can kill a whole...

With my Proch deck, wipe a whole fucking table if everything lands perfectly in my draw hands. And you have Josh and them build these bad... You just have so many options. My deck was like $1,200 Proch deck, though. It was a lot of money into a single deck so I could wreck souls.

Dwarf deck, not so much. I would just talk to people. I'd be like hey donut hey your boy baddie's being a piece of and he's like attacking you a lot and me a lot we could actually i'm just saying okay can we not get up on me imagine it's already happened but that's how you're doing really playing and you're ganging up this is because. I quit the podcast. Four to six people in a commander. I know, he quit. But you have like four to six people in a commander game.

It's all like a social aspect where you're like, yo, he's like way too powerful. We need to fucking stop him. Why do you keep pointing at me? Thank you. Point at Donut. Donut's way too strong right now. His mustache is far too powerful. We must shave it.

Don't. I would never. Can you do goblin decks? Yeah. That was always one of my favorite decks was goblin decks. Dude, you can make it

like you'll. Okay, so, oh man. I'm just saying I'm going to build. I'm just going to I'm getting every single card from the D&D set. I'm going to waste

so much fucking money on every single card that's in this new D&D set. I do not care. That'll be good for uh opening on that's what i'm saying i'm gonna open them on stream like i'll do it pop those little they don't smell like they used to do you know i just got four new booster boxes from like one of the most recent sets and they don't smell like verizons yes that dude modern or modern

verizon 2 i think i just came out yeah uh i. Actually, Laurie just opened Booster Box the other night and like, the cards are really fucking cool. They all have these special art cards in them now and they're cool as fuck. It's just so wild. That was a podcast

that was not fun to edit because I had to bring up every card that they talked about when it was discussed. That was a lot of fun for an hour and a half. We'd be like, oh man,

now if you do a soul ring into this posh thing and then like, yeah, it's like, and it's like, and you weren't even on the podcast you were no i was just literally editing that was it you were kurt i was i was kurt that sucks hey kurt if you watch our podcast text me right now thanks i'm checking everyone right now you know who you are kurt uh the past like three vlogs because i'm starting to catch up on my vlogs again we all shit on kurt like four times a vlog

we're like oh kurt our day was going good until we saw you were fucking here you fucking showed up bastard i love kurt so much you know what i just realized about our logo just kind of staring at it it's got a D20 shape in it. I haven't fucking realized. It's the... Oh, yeah. Behind it? Yeah. What is that?

It looks like a D20, like a dice. Gallagher probably did that on purpose. I wouldn't... He's kind of smart, so, like, I... That's his go-to. 20-sided dices. One of them there, girls. Mine and D20, bros.

Rolling Dice. Bros. Dude, I am so excited to play fucking D&D this year. When's it coming out? What? The new D&D Pokemon. It, I am so excited to play fucking D&D this year. When's it coming out? What? The new D&D Pokemon. It drops, I believe, the pre-release. So, like, local game stores.

I think you can get some stuff on the 16th, and then it drops a couple days later, or like a week later. So, like, literally this week. Yeah. Can you pre-order booster boxes? I haven't checked at San Antonio House of Cards yet. I'm actually going in tomorrow and picking up two booster boxes of Chilling Rain, which is the newer set

that just came out. How much are those compared to the expensive MCGs? What are you talking about? Like Pokemon? Oh, Magic the Gathering boxes? Modern Horizon, the new one,

it was like $280. Per box? It's more than Pokemon. No, for the booster boxes, like 30 packs. Okay. And it's... Well, some... I was saying, with the value, it's a big fucking box packs okay and it's well some some i was saying with the

value is like it's the it's a big fucking box no it's not those who makes so all you have god dang it i cannot remember it so each different they'll do like ravnica all that yeah each set and they have the like the legend oh the collector one i think they're like 800 bucks or something like they're like a booster box it's a yeah it's a jumps up but all the value of those uh cards are a lot more i didn't know so in the booster box it was we got it for uh we actually were when we were in uh fort worth we went in downtown dallas and went to a store called common or common grounds i think fighting grounds fighting grounds no laura what was the store name? Common Grounds.

I got it. I'm the best. Does the podcast know who Laura is? Yeah. She's a producer. She makes sure I don't die. Yeah. She's a magic nerd.

Common Grounds. It's like one of the biggest, like it's in D&D books. It's like a huge store. It's old. They've been doing shit for Dungeons dragons and wizard for a while like i bought a random dnd book that just talks about like breaks down dnd like easier for people to learn for like all the stuff that's come out for 2021 and in that book they mentioned their store so like we were in that store i was like i'll grab a booster box of magics i know the dnd stuff and i was like i don't

want to look at stuff again and the box was like $280, and it was like $750 worth of value in the box, not counting any of the contents. It was just like the rare cards. Yeah. Yeah. So, like. Why don't we open up a nerd bar? Why not?

Why don't we have a bar yet? That's actually really bad. Why don't we have a bar yet? It's like, why are they all dead? That's weird. A week after the lounge opened, or whatever the fuck, Batty and Donut have slipped into alcoholic comas.

Their livers have failed. Eli is homeless and missing. What do we call the bar though? Would it have like a D&D type theme? No, it wouldn't need to be D&D. Just gaming in general yeah like but like an old pub that you would go to and like the lord of the rings pub of the beholding yeah because we're beholding the alcohol shut up baddie i have the pub yeah i

have the pub like the dragon flag it was the green dragon is i mean there's the the shady dragon in shady dragon is pretty that's like og that's original fuck that's from this book is from like 79 dude i would say that i want to go to the shady dragon and but we probably have to the drunken dragon was another classic one um fuck dude there's so many and then the hammered wizard dude players yes we just go with something simple muscle wizard cast fist

yeah players handbook that's a good name people wouldn't know it's a bar what the fuck is this like why are we

going to play what what would if you have an idea for an awesome gaming themed bar put it in the comments below

let us know what you think we should name our gaming bar go just because it's us they would they would like it would be packed out every weekend i think are you like for real it would be hanging out game nights and shit are you kidding like super cool dude cosplay nights where everyone just dresses up and we have like flasks like this though this is what you have to drink out of? Yeah. I would like to rage.

That's definitely from the Vikings era. That's a barbarian's word. What? This is the white girl Viking saying. I just want to rage. That's from Critical Role. Grog Strong just says that when he rages. Don't make fun of me.

I love D&D. Where are you? I'm a nerd. Fuck off, okay? Let me drink my High Lime in peace. Bro, I got anime. You got this. Okay, D&D. Where are you? I'm a nerd. Fuck off, okay? Let me drink my high-living peace. I got anime. You got this. Okay, that's fair. That's true.

Yeah, you're a fucking weeb. I know. Donut has cop breakdown videos. It's okay, bud. I like anime, too. Dude, I watched my hero. Fucking poser. So, while I was getting tattooed today, I watched my hero for like two and a half hours.

I just want to fit. I've already seen it. I've already seen all of this. And I'm just like, I want, it's in the middle, right where, uh,

all for one shows up and destroys the genus. Oh yeah. Oh, it was that, it was that episode. Then I was like, Oh, we finished.

I'm like, I want to keep watching. I have to leave. I just watched episode 78 over again. From family barbecues to rainy days. Your home is where family memories are made. I keep watching. Do I have to leave? I just watched episode 78 over again. From family barbecues to rainy days, your home is where family memories are made. Let Tri-Peaks Air help keep it at just the right temperature.

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Which one is that? Is that the one? The one. The one. Yeah. Is the new season, the new season's playing right now, right? Yep. It was so good. Is it five?

Uh-huh. It's not dark yet. It gets dark. Oh, it's about to get really fucking dark. Yeah, I was going to say, I was talking to Corinne and Van over at the shop, and he's reading the manga, and he's like, dude, it gets dark. Dork. That's what I tell people.

I was like, this show's about to take a very hard turn. Yeah. Very hard turn. God, I can't wait. And they're going to be like, oh. But Deku just got a new thing, so it's really gangster. Woo! Yeah. Yeah. Very hard turn. God, I can't wait. And they're going to be like, oh. But Deku just got a new thing, so it's really gangster. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so stoked.

Has there been any, like, epic fights? Fuck! Have you seen it? I watched the first couple episodes, man. Oh, I haven't seen it yet. You need to watch it. Wait, the new season? Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no. Of the entire series. You're not caught up on my hero yet? No. Don't I? The fucking main character's kind of whiny. I no, no, no. Of the entire series. You're not caught up on my hero yet? No. Donut! The fucking main character's kind of whiny. I don't know, man. You'll get past that because he's a kid.

Think of John right now. That's exactly... I already have a whiny, like, smart-ass fucking teenager in my house. Now imagine if John turned to be a good human. There's highlight in my nose. Nice, nice. there's highlight in my nose where he's using all might's power john's using robux oh no someday john's gonna sit down and watch these when he's older and just fucking hate right can't wait till he's like dad i got into got it at Harvard. Are you paying for it? And I'm like... You still owe me.

I'm like, why don't you call them up and see if they're accepting Robux. Why don't you sell that mansion you made? See how much that's worth now. It's a seller's market, John. Don't you have an F-818 Super Hornet jet in Robux? God damn. much that's worth now i hear it's a seller's market john don't you have an fa18 super hornet

jet and roblox god damn it's worth about 35 million won't you sell that for your tuition oh god man it's whatever little bitch yeah it's whatever it's whatever though it's whatever john's gonna start saying soon it's whatever oh he's at that age too i mean him and will are basically the same age right, they could hang out Yo, well you want to come play a robot and pizza bagels and shit I mean, okay, don't we hate I'd eat some pizza bagels right now Willer. It's eight. We got to get you home It's your mom on his way? What? Clean?

Steph, could you come pick up Will? Street lights are turning on. Will's like, I hate all of you. We love you, Will. But it's whatever. God damn it. Guys, follow Willers. Guys, go follow our friend Willers on Twitch and everywhere else.

He's Willers. We had to reset the cameras. We just watched the Diablo 2 Resurrection trailer and geeked out on it a little bit. Is it Resurrection or Resurrected? One over two. Resurrection. Erection. Diablo 2 Erection.

Diablo 2 Erection. I have a Diablo 2 Erection right now 2 Erection I have a Diablo 2 Erection right now I'm looking forward to that man that was one of my favorite PC games when I was younger

was Diablo 2 and then Lords of Destruction the expansion it was an expansion right yeah Lords of Destruction was like the they had that battle chest there was always

the Diablo battle chest and the Starcraft battle chest Brood War battle chest and then the Lords of Destruction battle chest dude E3 came out with some fucking E ether came out some fucking Three came out with some goddamn

Zingers a video games. I was stoked. What are you ready for at e3 bro pull up battlefield, right? No taking a donut What are you ready for a lot? No pull up battlefield. You want want to see this trailer baddie you're gonna be like what the fuck mom and dad are fighting again we're always fighting and while he's pulling that up four is uh six what the fuck i don't i didn't watch anything it's so people came to my chat and told me what was happening i didn't care though official trailer battlefield was it battlefield 2040 2042 20 and it was like 1942 like it was not the original trailer trailer for pc like the og battlefield that was forever ago like in the early 2000s that was like battlefield 1942 i know battlefield they had that they had battlefield vietnam also that was really good this trailer goes fucking hard that looks cool as shit

so we just watched the Battlefield 2040 trailer and I probably can't stand up right now because I have a boner does that look gangster? Yeah, that looks cool as hell. That motherfucker, they literally put it in a cinematic trailer. So he's jumping out of an airplane,

shooting the RPG into another airplane, and then landing back in it. That was the highlight of every Battlefield compilation trailer ever. If that wasn't in the trailer or in the video, you didn't watch it. Because if you've never played battlefield before people do that they'll go in a jet and go upside down and jump out of the jet and shoot a rocket launcher at another jet and kill them and then their jet will come back around and they land in it and people can do crazy stuff like that on battlefield i just love they put it in the game like they're like their cinematic trailer

yeah the release trailer that's fucking that's cool that is like the director of the hype yeah the director of that trailer was like i'm gonna just youtube uh battlefield 3 highlight videos dude honestly let's add all of that okay what if they just did that they went through like eight battlefield 3 trailers like all right this is a pretty cool. Some guys jumped off a wall and they fell. All right. Make the wall fall. Cool. Uh, jumped out of a jet RPG.

Same thing. Let's keep it there. Put it in at ATV into a helicopter. I mean, yeah. Okay. Okay. One helicopter dodging between two as they crash.

Yeah. We can make that work. Put it on some glass buildings. It'll be great. Every like, what if we added a tornado? There's that one dude in the back like it's crazy enough to work okay listen i put in highlight reels for battlefield uh a tornado watch the movie

came up and i think that looked cool so just like what is the dudes are doing shots around the table all right kevin it's your turn what do you got okay it's a little crazy hear me out tornado fantastic dude that looks fucking cool i haven't been excited about a battlefield game in a while no that's what they did right you do like, that's how you do game trailers. It's like, if I'm going to do, like, a cinematic experience of a game that's good, like, an IP that's known. Because there's two different types of trailers. You have cinematic trailers and you have gameplay trailers. Like, that was a release trailer.

And I understand why it wasn't all gameplay. There's probably gameplay somewhere in another one. But, like, that was beautiful. That was beautiful. Oh, my God. That's what I want to talk about, too. What? What?

E3 is with normal gameplay for E3 here i thought we killed them all no we tried literally just like don't say they lost it the bad comms bad fake comms during gameplay in e3 you know what i did i know bad comms but i didn't want i didn't watch any of these I don't know what bad comms is. Have you ever watched a trailer like E3 or anything when it's like teamwork and they're like, okay, let's watch what's going on in-game right now. Fake comms like when they're doing stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Okay.

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Catherine, what are you doing? I'm going down the alley right now, popping them all. What about you, Brad? Watch out. Here I come. I'm going to catch up to you. And I was like, oh, my God. Who talks like this? down the alley right now popping them all what what about you brad watch out here i come i'm gonna catch up to you and i was like oh my god who talks like this i remember that specifically the destiny one release trailer where they're like what are you doing man oh you know i'm just walking down this alley scanning my sector and it's like the road the the computerized gameplay

because they had they didn't actually have a person controlling it and it was just like yeah man gotta get my fire team you guys ready to play there's like two people phase in they're like hey man thanks for the invite let's get the covenant like what the fuck and they like hop up it was so bad it's how you write a cheese movie the scripted trailers yeah the scripted gameplay trailers yeah it's awful have you not watched any of these no oh bro it is cringe worthy and they still do it year the forza one was so bad like i was like i don't know forza i was like i didn't even know what the trailer was it's a racing game and i was i went in i was like i have no idea what game this is because they're driving through mexico in the forest and doing stuff there was no racing like maybe segments but it was like in the forest and doing stuff. There was no racing. Like maybe segments, but it was like in the forest and then all these different paths

and it's like an open world. Explore the world. Explore Mexico. I was like, okay, there's waterfalls and stuff. I just want to drive on a racetrack real fast. Yeah. Probably in a circle. Yeah. Really content with that. And they were like, Forza 6. I was like, it's a Grand Theft Auto with no violence.

Thank you. Yes, that's what it wasft Auto with no violence. Thank you. Yes, that's what it was. What was that Forza that came out a little? Was it Horizons where it was like on an island and you just drove a fuck around the island? That's how this one is in Mexico. Whatever. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. You have to watch scripted. If you want a good time donut, just watch scripted acting for trailers. It is horrendously bad. It'd be like Tarkov, like all of us. I can't even put on how bad. Like, how would Tarkov be? It'd be in Russian, so who cares?

We wouldn't know. We can't understand that. They're not going to do an English one. Hey, black guy. Exactly. You need to tell that story. That's such a good story. None of us were on there. Were you on there?

No, we weren't on there. So there's a language barrier first off. Brandon Herrera has been looking at his face. So for everyone who doesn't know what's going on, we all have at one time or another played a lot of Escape from Tarkov, and there was a dev podcast recently or a video where on, I believe it was Clean Stream. Yeah. lot of escape from tarkov and there was a dev podcast recently or a video where on uh i believe it was clean stream yeah clean was on was streaming and he had the lead dev um nikita on there uh our

buddy brandon herrera the ak guy and a couple other people from like the gun community they were just talking about guns and stuff and here there is a language barrier between Nikita and everyone else. Everyone else speaks English. Nikita speaks broken English. Yeah. Russian. And he was talking about some... It was like, you bad guys? Yeah, it was like mercenaries. Yeah, there's some kind of mercenary group in Russia.

And they're like the black ops or something like that. And Nikita just goes, he's like, these black guys. They're just terrible evil. They're all the worst. It was just all the worst. All the worst. Black guys. And he said it a second time.

And that's when you see, like, Brandon was taking a drink. And he's drinking. And he goes. Just his eyes large, clean. It's just like. You see, when you see, like, a streamer who is, they're listening. So they're usually, like, looking at the other people's faces on their discord call or whatever clean and brandon both go right to the camera like it's in the office you know when the dumb joke happens and

everyone like in the sitcom looks at the camera they both did that nobody else caught it nikita's just going on about black blacks are just terrible people and it was like oh my god they're very huge or they're huge strong and evil it was like oh my god nikita like we know there's a language barrier he was talking and then clean immediately comes in to save the day he's like oh you mean the the black ops force recon evil bad guy groups and he's like yes it's like holy shit that's what they see it that's what they say it was it was just like i said it to chocolate he's like oh god damn chocolate operator stay with me now when he comes home like look can we put the clip oh yeah we'll get the clip for you party and just fucking play it it's too good to not like it's beautiful

it's the thing is those black guys it's unavoidable unavoidable evil like with the tremendous sizes like super evil thing yeah the the black division unit in uh You are like actually nothing to compare to this force. All right, what else happened at E3? What else happened at E3? I didn't watch it. I know one thing from E3 that's really cool, but if you guys have other things. It was all virtual, right? Yes.

No, they actually did E3 in person, I think. Was it? Was it just like a really limited staff? Yeah. It was like a really limited staff or some shit. Yeah, it was probably a limited staff. There was like the presenters and a couple people, but it wasn't like a full crowd, I don't believe. Well, E3's always been, I mean, you've been to E3, right? Yeah, I went to 2019.

Last year they, it was, yeah, 2019 is when they opened up to the general public, finally. Oh, they did general pub? Yeah, you could, it was either, yeah, it was 2019, because that was before 2020. Yeah, 2019 was the first year, or 2018, it was one of those where the first year you could actually just buy admission to E3 like a convention. Because normally, yeah, you had to have a press badge. You could only get in if you were invited. But yeah, it was the first time they've done that. Apparently, they need some money.

They're like, ah, this is the year. So, Joe, I got one of you. What game did you see that you liked on E3? I didn't watch any of it. Oh, fuck. I just saw. I didn't either. I just watched watch any of it. Oh, fuck. We all suck. I didn't either.

I just watched the highlights, basically. Diablo 2, that's all I've heard, and that sounds fucking amazing. So what else is coming? There's a new vampire game called Redfall, which looks pretty gnarly. People are raving about that. But the one that's got me hyped is a new Sea of Thieves thing. Sea of Thieves teamed up with Disney, and they're bringing in Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, that's got me hyped is a new sea of thieves thing sea of thieves teamed up with disney and they're bringing in pirates of the caribbean oh that's cool and jack sparrow johnny depp they got gibbs like the cast of the pirates of the caribbean davy jones are all a part of sea of thieves now that's really cool like sea of thieves when it first launched was like the craziest tech

demo unfortunately it was a thousand miles wide and only an inch deep there just wasn't enough content for it to last but it was the most beautiful looking experience like the water in that game is still one of the coolest water renders i've ever seen i love just people still play right yeah i mean i've recently jumped back into it like it's it's like there's a lot of content in the game now like honestly there's tons of different quests and there's different types of loot there's new ships new tons of new skins and things like that and it's been a lot of fun but now there's like uh they're adding like almost like single player stories i think they're called pirate legends or pirate tales and so like as you're playing you can do pick up these

special likes like almost like a co-op experience quest and there's like an actual story to them and this one's going to be a pirates of the caribbean themed one which some people are angry that you know sea of thieves and rare have gone to disney but same time fuck that disney has a disney's got their shit together when it comes to marvel best pirates of the caribbean star wars like like they'll let you pay they'll give you the money to finish a fucking game you want a game that's a thousand miles wide or, and a foot deep. Or do you want a game?

It's like thousand miles wide and a thousand feet. Exactly. That's how you do that is with Disney because they have the budget to throw it. Whatever. So like, I'm super excited to see, like, this is just the first,

they just did a little teaser with it and it was all like the pirates of the Caribbean music mixed in with the game. Now it's the, I'm, I'm super excited just to see like what else that means for this game as a whole. I can't wait for him to quit it. When's the last time you played World of Warcraft? Two weeks.

Two weeks. Did they announce anything for a while? My family's been here. Fuck you. I've been busy. I haven't even been streaming. He's going to stop not playing anymore. I know how these games.

You're getting older, buddy. You're going to quit games like I do. You'll be like, man, this game's awesome. I haven't been streaming. He's going to stop not playing anymore. I know how these games. You're getting older, buddy. You're going to quit games like I do. Like, man, this game's awesome. I haven't even beat Sushi Ghost yet. It has been three months. You're all about Sushi Ghost. And I know. And I looked at it last night.

We've all been really busy for like a month. We've been traveling and shit. You guys have been traveling. I've had family here and shit. I'm jerking off a lot more. We've been very busy. Your family comes here and you jerk a lot more a lot more this is oh no sorry thank you leaving this podcast now at first it was poop and first it was poop then it was masturbation is it advil you're word Advil's the safe word

Advil Advil you gotta kinda whine it Advil oh man oh god damn it I lie

no E3 I don't know like E3 I still like for cons PAX West is still my I've never

I've done PAX East so many god damn I've never had a chance to go to West never done a PAX dude PAX Prime is the that's West PAX East so many god damn times I've never had a chance to go to West never done a PAX dude PAX Prime is the

that's West PAX Prime right yeah but that's the one you have to go like if you want because I've been to the other like the other PAX

East is bigger though East is big so Prime is the original but East I'm pretty sure is bigger it's always I think the last couple have had a bigger turnout

at East than Prime I know was like 120,000 people show up at. What? No shit. No, they're huge, dude.

Bro. And do you know... So PAX Prime, too, is a five-story convention center. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's fucking massive. I don't think... I don't know anything about South. It's like SHOT Show, pretty much, but games.

Bigger. Yeah. It's bigger. It's bigger than SHOT Show. It's bigger than SHOT Show? Yeah, absolutely. Bro, you have this... Okay, so you have the entire five-store convention center right here.

So you have like that. The first two floors are just like video games and all this shit. Vendors. Indie games and all that. Shirts, the split. It's amazing. Then there's merch sections everywhere. It's fucking insane, man.

Then PAX Prime across the street, just right across the street. Then you have the first hall is nothing but a magic the gathering downstairs so you have just huge magic the gathering cards pokemon everything then up the next two stories on top of that is nothing but lamb parties video game tournaments for pcs everything you can rent out and it's free you just go over and across the street from there is the arcade which is 20 on thursdays to play all the video games you want. And it's a bar. So we get shit wrecked Thursday.

Okay, back to the boys bar. Yeah. Dude, it is like PAX Prime this year if we can go. Did you ever get a chance to do PAX Unplugged? PAX Unplugged. It was a newer thing. It was like 2017, 2016, I believe, where it was a pax dedicated to only tabletop gaming like dude so it only had a small it had like a 40 000 person turnout but it was in fuck where philadelphia maybe no shit and it was it was a ton of fucking fun dude the dnd

sections like that it was the coolest shit but it was all tabletop gaming which so like you have your have betrayal house on that mansion of madness like all these was all tabletop gaming which so like you have your have betrayal house on that mansion of madness like all these cool iconic tabletop games and card games specifically pokemon magic the gathering they had an entire hall of again and it was just super cool to see pax do something smaller but at the same time bigger there was like built-in like escape rooms but were only like dungeon, dungeon-themed. Oh, see, that's gangster. Yeah, so you had to do, like, escape room where you got, like, a class.

DreamHack actually did this, too. It's a special, it's a certain company that goes around and does escape room-styled events. Yeah, yeah. And you get a class, you have spells, and they have, like, actors in the fucking there that come in. You have to be like, how are you going to beat me? And, like, they actually, like, you got to go out, like, how are you get to solve this puzzle and they have like shit all around the rooms it's super fucking cool that's neat we should get hammered and do i mean i ain't gonna do it sober you're gonna have so much fun and then it's like all the sushi and restaurants are right there too across the street so you have a giant a two-story arcade

because it's uh gameworks yep so it's like a two-story downtown seattle right yeah yeah okay two-story giant arcade everything's literally across the street from each other it's super cool fucking when's the next one happening september 1st 2nd and 3rd and 4th it's this whole maybe not yet we're because they don't know if it's gonna to happen. South and East were both already canceled this year. And I'm just saying. East is fine. It's in Boston. But, yo, Donut, both of you want good news.

If West does happen this year, BRCC is going to have a booth, which means we're going. Well, I mean, I'm going. I get content creator passes anyway, so I get free entry. I know, but now we got a booth. Yeah. I've never had a booth. Oh, yeah. And we get to design it. I get content creator passes anyway. So I get free entry. I know, but now we got, we can get a booth. Yeah. I've never had a booth. Now we're going to, oh yeah.

And we get to design it. Yeah. Hell yeah. I was like, you give us the opportunity. We'll make that fucking booth pop. And cause we just have competitions. Like every day you have a PC set up and you, oh man, we get a pub stomp people. I know exactly.

And if they start to win, I can him like right there in person yeah you just have fun i can yell at children they're like drunk shit wrecked all the time they will see us on the couch drunk it's like it's noon donuts passed out i'm there i'm yelling at the controller. Right. Review. God damn it. Fucking amen. I can't wait for conventions to come back. Yeah, it sucks. Dream hack, dude. Pax.

Fucking E3. All these events, man. I cannot wait. Not Chacho. Yeah. Well, that's when my liver hurts. Yeah, conventions. Dude, about the same time, as much as I drink at conventions, I will suck it up like a motherfucker to get through a convention.

Like, I will drink as much as I've ever drank on, like, that first Friday, Thursday night. And then on Saturday, I'm like, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Let's do this. I just get up and you do it again. Chacho is, like, during the week, too. Oh, yeah. It was, like do this. I had to just get up and you do it again. Shawshank was like during the week too. Oh, yeah. It was like Monday to fucking Friday or some shit.

God damn. That was a good time. Mm-hmm. That was a really good time. Yep. Just looking at each other. We were like, oh, hi. Nice to meet you again.

It's like, don't. I think it's daylight, but there's no windows in here. Because we were gambling until 7 a.m. They were just throwing money on fucking roulette. So when I play roulette, I literally just walk up to tables, throw the maximum amount you can on red or black. And I had good luck. And I destroyed it. Donald was like, I'll do the same as Eli.

It's like, lose, lose, lose. I'm like, stop. Just pick any other thing. Stop ruining this for me. He like, I put on black. He puts on red. It's like lose lose lose Mike stop. It's just pick any other thing ruining this for me He like I put up like he puts on a red. It's like green. I'm like It's not allowed your strategy was working Yeah, I was working for a while and then when i was betting on an opposite of you it was working for me too because you were taking 50 yes right we were

taking you showed me you were doing that before because before every time we ate you would be like hold on guys you take 50 and throw it on red or black and then you'd end up getting like 100 back and pay for your email i was like i'm gonna do it and so i would start betting on opposite of what you're betting and it worked but then i did that one time Where I bet on the same thing you did And it just Downhill Obliterated Yeah every time

That's how Literally before meals I'm like okay What's the amount 150 100 Okay Winner

Tip Walk away Dinner's free Word every time But shop show is always a is always a completely different experience. Yeah. Yeah. And it's in Vegas.

Yeah. At the same time, the porn convention is happening. And the concrete convention. Oh, really? I didn't know about the concrete convention. All three are at the same time every year. The concrete? Concrete.

Like pouring. That's a convention for concrete. pouring like that's a convention for concrete yep there's a convention the best way to bury your your porn star after you're done with her yeah just to be clear we're talking about like gun pour concrete we're talking like grab like rock and cement and then back to the gun convention. Can we just circle back? Concrete convention.

That's a thing? There is a lot. That's a thing? Construction industry is pretty large, Patty. Sorry you hate manual labor. It's true, I do. Look at these supple, gentle bangers. I play video games for a living. Those are going to blister.

Yeah, I don't do manual labor anymore no i love i don't even pick up weights i stop it stop it stop it i'm surprised stop it stop it stop it that was gasp i don't like it here anymore. I hate my friends. Except for Donut. I love him. Thank you. No, conventions, I still like. PAX Prime is probably my favorite just because I've done that the most.

Yeah. Didn't you live out there too? Yeah. Yeah. That's how I met Freddy. That's why East was always my favorite because I lived right near Boston, so I was always there. Makes sense. Then the other ones were always hit or miss. TwitchCon was probably the

lamest convention i've ever i see i love twitchcon though because as a streamer that's where you could hang out with all your friends like granted we all live in the same area here now but when i was living in vermont or all my friends were in atlanta and texas and california like that was the only time you got to go hang out with your fucking friends that's true because honestly like you can't afford to fly everywhere every month you've taken time away from stream you just couldn't no so i was like that was that's why twitch twitch got isn't fun because of the convention twitch got is fun because you you're actually hanging out with your friends whether it's the friends you've met through streaming or other some of the viewers

you get to hang out with like things like that make that's why i but i will always love twitch con the most now just because of that that yeah but i i don't know i like people i'm a people person i'm not an introvert dude this one this one though baddie this is the first meetup that we did with black rifle because we had a grand opening oh god baddie your boy had people taking photos with him one of my boys yo shout out to big boy he showed up in a baddie pornhub shirt i was like my man yeah baddie was like i was like oh yeah this is the first time this is the first experience that shit like because i didn't start blowing up on twitch until covid hit so there was no conventions in the previous one i was i had like 10 000 followers on twitch yeah like one person i just been partnered like i was brand new to

to being kind of big on twitch so then i blew up over covet and shit and now this is the first time i've ever been able to like meet and you're like fans and viewers and shit it was fucking i was loving it i was like all over the place awesome people i got five cases of white cloth everybody everybody showed up they're like hey man so you might run out of the car i got uh i got a case of white cloth for you so if you ever meet me somewhere please bring me a case of white cloth? I know. Everybody showed up and they're like, hey man, so you mind running to the car? I got a case of white cloth for you. So if you ever meet me somewhere, please bring me

a case of white cloth. That's the moral of the story. That's literally your brand. I was like, damn it, I built my brand wrong. I bought a gun in the parking lot?

I'm not joking. I literally bought a gun in the parking lot. What'd you buy? I can't. Party bleep this out. I don't let my viewers know what I buy until they hit sub goals. Because fuck them.

That's awesome. That one guy was like, hey, come sign my gun in my trunk. And I was like. The physicist. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, as, come sign my gun in my trunk. And I was like – It's the physicist. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, as long as you don't murder me, I'll come do it. He was cool.

Shout out to physicist. It was great to meet you. I was like, this is definitely like a batty or donut fan. Because he came up to me, so I was like, yeah. He was a bigger fan of unsubscribe. That's why he talked about the podcast a fuck ton. Dude, a lot of people did. That was probably the weirdest thing.

I expected to see, you know, Donut fans, Eli fans, Matt fans, whatever, Clean and me. But I didn't expect to have some people come up to me like, holy shit, I love the podcast. I'm here because of the podcast. Like, that was. Holy shit, you guys are fucking terrible you're scheduling and uploading episodes yeah getting getting yelled at in person about that kind of stuff that's why today we're here right now but guys we have to make this happen shout out shout out to all those people though i had at least like 10 people come up to me it's like i love unsubscribe i'm like

you really did what you? You heard of this? It was super fucking cool. Did you watch the last episode? It's not great. Everyone loves it. They love watching them, though. So, like, if you're listening, if you get a chance, go out and just watch one episode. Because we're dumb looking.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he is. Hey, what's up? It's your boy, Eli. But, yeah, yeah man it was super fun cool it was an awesome it was a fun time uh in fort worth getting to meet everybody and hang out and it's a crazy experience especially if that's your first time you're like well i mean the bitter store when when you guys opened the bitter store here in san antonio it was cool but it was like a lot close it wasn't as crazy because it was still like in the middle of covid and shit

so it was like a soft, like a small, right? Yeah. This was fucking nuts, man. I heard the one before that in Tennessee, you said was pretty crazy too, right?

Yeah. That was a packed one. That my sister, I forgot, like my family. So like not internet people. So they're so like far removed from that. And then they're like showing up for that.

And then like, Chas is like trying to get attention. She was like, Oh my God, this people is a lot of line for me. And like chess is like trying to get attention she was like oh my god this people is a lot of line for me and she was just like what the fuck yeah yeah my family has no fucking like idea of this my dad still thinks i play i'm struggling artist playing video games that he needs to send money to my pops do you need an allowance i'm'm like, dad, I'm good. I'm fine. So like that was for them. They were like, oh shit, this is what the fuck.

This is an experience. Like my dad still calls me a tweaker. He thinks streaming on Twitch is called tweaking. So he calls me a tweaker and he thinks I do porn. What was your mom's first reaction when he was like, when she, yeah. Yeah. What was that like with your family? Don't know.

Like when you see that for that first time, how big how big you are i was living with my mom when it happened so they were pretty excited to get me out of their house go away no there was your package luggage go exactly no yeah i just caught the fly did you what it's in my hand i can feel it what do i do i would i don't want to let um right Right. I just want to see it. Just smash it on the table. Wait. Oh, I'm going to fucking. No, I'm just going to slam it.

Ready? You're going to slam it? Ready? Oh, you did. Oh, he flew off. God damn it. I had it. He's fucked up.

It was in my hand. It was not even good. So we have. Well, I forgot to take out my trash the other day. So my garage is full of flies And then I left the door open too long Out of the dream I'm dumb

But they were like super excited for you Yeah they were super excited Yeah they got to watch like that fucking I remember when you're What videos was it that just took off I remember you being on Reddit Because I remember talking to you at like 30,000 subs. And that was when you were like, oh, I'm also doing like...

30,000 or 300,000? 30,000. Oh, shit. I thought it was that long ago. Okay. Yeah, it was a long time ago. It was like me and Matt were living at the Unicorn Ranch when I was talking to Dalton. What's the Unicorn Ranch?

It's when me and Matt lived together in Utah. You called it the Unicorn Ranch? Dude, it was like a five-bedroom house. And me and Matt would just in Utah. You called it the Unicorn Ranch? Dude, it was like a five-bedroom house, and me and Matt would just get drunk, play video games, wake up, write content. That was our one year where every video was 10 to 50 million views per video, and we were doing that every two weeks.

Holy shit. Yeah, and that was when Black Rifle was taking off. What happened? Why aren't you guys as good now? Because we don't live together So what am I here is the next because I have to move in November I'm gonna get a big house and we're all gonna live together part of this Skeet goes keepin is running to each other off hold on my lease is up then too. So yours up in November, too

Yeah, yeah, we got same time. you guys I was I was like that's like yeah something like a week yeah dude but what videos that took off I remember the reddit and then what really just catapult the first one that got me a hundred thousand views and aura and a 100 concurrent viewers I dressed up in SWAT gear a week before I quit policing and I played rainbow six siege and that was that was like... People love that. Then I spent the next

probably six months struggling, not coming up with any ideas, trying to do the video game YouTube thing. Then I did a police shooting and it got 400,000 views. I was like, well, that's it. That's what I need to do now. I got it. That's why I don't do YouTube shit, man. I don't want to do gaming stuff. it see like that how do you see that's why i don't do youtube

shit man i don't want to do gaming stuff i don't like i do that on twitch it's my everything i don't want to just put highlight videos on youtube i want to and that's why i don't i don't do youtube stuff because i don't know what to do i don't have gaming for us if we did a gaming one i think it would have to be this format but we're gaming together yeah it would absolutely that could do good but like at the same time i feel like the that'd be the let's play series those are so oversaturated yeah but at least we have a an audience that was i guess at this point we have an audience yeah but like you gotta at least put your clips together and have clip compilations on your

youtube channel man it's so good i don't want to make fun of him it's a big good i know it's good extra revenue oh Oh, man. This is what? Episode 26 of Batty Parties again? Whoa. So original. I would like it. Hey, guys.

This is Batty Vlogs. I'm hungover again. That's it. Click. 40 seconds. Like, that's it. Oh, fuck. This is my favorite.

Batty passes out on stream where the sun rises. It's four hours. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Look, all Batty's friends are calling him again. Allegedly. God fucking,

I hate all of you. I just love it. Everyone's taking off. Everyone's doing so good. I'm so proud of everyone. I hate. And then we have, well, we can do a quick outro

with Demo hitting 10 million. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Matt. We filmed his 10 million subscriber video. We all got stuck in the mud. Yeah. Except for Eli and his Volvo, which didn't drive on the mud. Me, me, me, me, me.

I was just like raking it. Eli got stuck. How? Yeah, that was rough. But that was a fun video. It was fucking awesome. that's the handrails 10 fucking million million how many guns do you think he had that was a lot like 180 200 yeah at least 200 i think on the tables at least pistols to be totally honest i don't think that

was everything i don't think it was everything either i really think he's fucking i just think he got sick of driving shit down or he ran out of tables yeah which is probably i remember walking out there i was like because you like know like our collections or like matt's collection i like i was like oh it's gonna be like oh my god you had to buy those out to look all the way down the amount of tables that were set up with guns it's crazy you guys haven't seen that watch it yeah go check out matt's uh demo ranches uh 10 million subscriber video it's eli, go check out Matt's Demo Ranch's 10 million subscriber video. Eli's a piece of shit and it wins.

It's bullshit. It was like 70 yards of table. Also, if I can do one thing. Okay, so. Donut, you only hit eight out of the... Really? You hit eight. I went back and watched it on stream.

I was like, that motherfucker did only... Because it was like... I was just relying on him. I wasn't paying watched it on stream. I was like, that motherfucker did only... Because it was like... I was just relying on... I wasn't paying attention on those last like... I know. Yeah, I mean, you were just like... I hit eight. You hit eight.

I was like, son of a bitch. You mean you won anyways. I know, but if I would have won somehow that last round and you came to me and said you did A, I would give you the rifle. No, you shouldn't. If you walk out there just one day alone and just shoot hit the target once nine done that was good like you got me so fucking stressed out on that lat when the small one that was the first time i was like

god damn it don't it's like fuck man every first shot hitting the small target every time with you the memes created oh those are good oh so good you're that the look was fucking wild i was like homeboy is on fire right now why is this happening god damn it just wasn't and then you had like baddie crispy and i'd be okay i tied we all beat crispy crispy had the most bullets and he still came in dead last i don't want to crispy slipping an extra bullets. He's like, man, that's weird. I know I'm not great at math, but that didn't sound like fun.

Maybe not. But it was a fun competition. Absolutely. Matt with the fucking revolver. His reaction the second he was like, good for a couple. Yeah. We're playing a game where you can win a gold 50 cal. Matt's like, can I pick this? If anyone would have picked a shotgun on that first round.

I wonder what they would have brought out, though. Slugs or, like, buck. Bird shot. Bird shot, yeah. You just can't, man. I'm not even looking. Dude, I'm mad. I was this close.

I picked up a shotgun first, and I put it down. Fuck. Dude, I was still was still like even eight of the we had 10 rounds when we hit that fucking target hip firing yeah that was wild you two nine that's insane we're fucking good at hip firing yeah apparently that's how we can just train for now yeah do you remember when we were playing cat in um the triarch event and you and you and I were nailing hip shots. Oh, I was thinking about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys were fucking doing the shit. You and I were both like destroying it.

Maybe that's what we can do. That can be our stick. Shtick? Shtick. Dicks? We'll quit everything else and just be hip fire champions. There we go. It's lucrative.

Probably not. 14 people that watch that sport it's just gonna be you watching yes 14 12 that's good that was a good time then everyone it was like one hour to film eight hours to get out of the mud yeah we were stuck there for several hours after the video god had to literally make a new trail through the woods off of demo ranch to get out of there because it was so fucked it was lit but when you looked at it it was water running down yeah there was a river we were driving through a fucking river yeah and it was like sprinkling the whole fucking time it wasn't

a rocky creek bed either it was like just matt it's not that deep there's a rock creek bed right there it's not rock it's 100 not rock a fucking five ton with a 13 000 pound winch to pull trucks out like they had a bobcat out there. Donut got temporarily stuck. It was like a small stuck. So we had to move him out. Oh, God damn it. Batty's natural reaction. It's because we did the same thing with Brandon.

So he's stuck and we need to back out. So we need to we need to back out to get him out. Batty's like come and help pull him out get behind the vehicle and pull him while he accelerates like or weird idea we push him baddie oh yeah that's weird it seems like we're out of time on this unsubscribed podcast here we have eli double tap

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