Unsubscribe Podcast - 181 - Fat 5: The Purple Heart ft. Angry Cops & The Fat Electrician | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 181

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

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It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda, natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple. Man, I don't need this job. Are you saying that you're too good for a Purple Heart? Aloha, Bob! No, you can cut that. That was mean.

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Three, two, one. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. The boys are back in town. This is awesome. I am joined today by Eli Double Tap, Nick, Fat Electrician, Rich Angry Cops, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you for being here. Hi.

You're back. You're back. This is number five. We... Breakfast was amazing. This is the third one. Like, now it's the fifth one. Fuck, we did this too much. And we're too drunk. Oh, I'm not drunk enough, so this is gonna be

fun. You guys are mentally slow. I mean, slower than normal. And I'm sharp as a whip. What fat and angry are we on right now? Fifth. The fifth. This is the fifth fat and angry. Yes. Fat five. The last one was... Fangry five. Fangry five. Fangry five. Worked really good for SEO.

I don't know what that means. Fangry, very good word. Senior ethnic officers. Welcome back! It was fat five, fangry and furious I think is the one. Yes, was fat five fangry and furious i think it was the one yes fat five fangry and furious eli guys you know it's so nice coming back here i figured i can't hold it in anymore um i have a gift fuck hold on hello hook bot battery shoots close you start stabbing brandon chase when the other kids with the so quick story um a friend of mine uh found out exactly uh how much a medal of honor is worth

wait oh my god did you i gotta go to the bathroom hold on it's 120 dollars at a pawn shop at an antique shop don't don't get your heart set up it's not an amount of money thank god so so i'm gonna be doing a video on it supremely uncomfortable i know i know so i wasn't gonna give you i wasn't gonna give you a real guy from fucking no it's far more embarrassing um so so he found a medal of honor and these kids were like hovered around it they're like oh my god this is gonna be great we can put it like on our airsoft uniforms and play like airsoft and paintball with it and my buddy's like what are you looking at and he sees it's a medal he's like is that is that real and he asked he's like is that real it's 120

dollars for a medal of honor i forget forget the soldier's name that received it. It was in Vietnam, and he was from New York, a couple hours away from Buffalo. The guys, a part of the VFW that this dude grew up in from the area, bought it for $120. He's like, what do I do with it? I go, get a nice jewelry case with the white mannequin thing, put it around it. He's like, I'm going to give it to our local vfw and you know make a ceremony stuff he hasn't done it yet but he's got the stuff just hasn't done the ceremony but i like brandon's like on edge uh brandon i did get you from uh this is this is this is from a viewer and he gave this to me and said I have

to give it to you so this is from a veteran this is from a veteran who said I have to give this to you it is your Purple Heart Nick stand attention a tense parade rest. You know what's really fucked up is we're not even at the one year mark of the ambush that f***ing Eli put me through last f***ing year on the Veterans Day episode. I told nobody about this. I had to keep this a secret for like six months. Chase, can we get a flashback to when f*** fucking Eli tried to pin his purple heart on me and that started this whole shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You're an honorary purple heart member today. You are an honorary. No, no. We're AI. I think Brandon's army and a marine at the same time. You need to... What are you... Pin him. That is a... Fuck you. you need to what are you get in

that is a fuck you hold on I've got that is a genuine honor that is very cool I have the letter thank you so much

shut up I have the letter oh no okay I have to cut out some of the words because I don't want to give away this guy's personal information. Brandon.

No one ever said it had to be the U.S. military you needed to serve in in order to consider yourself a veteran. Your secret is safe with us, comrade. Looking forward to seeing you in Congress. That's how old this is. Let's go, Brandon. Dasvidanya. Let's see hold on

I'm waiting with bated breath well anyway it's a long I'll re-up Brandon's just like I hate my friends so much

each and every one of you for all the support you do for the members of our veteran community please hold on to your purple heart while I speak to you. No, hold it up. Do your Medal of Honor or do your Purple Heart for some respect.

All right, you earned it, so don't be a jerk. Thank you for everything that you do, the supporters of the veteran community, as well as raising money to support autism, charity, and programs. Having a child himself, he understands how important it is. He loves everything that you do. And Brandon, having been made an honorary veteran, we welcome him with open arms into our community and can't wait for him to be elected.

Slow burn, because you lost. Once again, from my heart, thank you sincerely, so-and-so. I won't say what branch or his rank, but he had a purple heart in his possession and thought that it would be only appropriate to give it to you out of thanks for what you've done to the veteran. Please hold it up while I'm talking about it. Out of thanks for what you've done to the veteran community. So a veteran, a veteran, and who are we to tell you what to do with the things that you've earned, has bestowed this enemy marksmanship medallion to you. No, please hold it up.

Thank you. And we thank you. Brandon, we all thank you. On your feet. On your feet, everyone. Attitude jump. My favorite part of this. All hands, Richard.

Doubles. This is like having happy birthday sung to you in a Texas roadhouse. I... I forgot to talk about it. Please hold it up. Thank you. I would just like to point out the fact that we had a very complete brunch

this morning where you were knowingly waiting to ambush me and said nothing, like, did not tip your hat at all. So that is over six months of waiting. Fuck me. Well, for everyone who

earned it, I greatly appreciate the sacrifice that you made for your country. I did not want this forced valor that has been pushed upon me. We're not going to close it. That could just sit here. It's a very nice medal. It's a very nice medal. It's a very nice medal.

This is very full circle, considering this all started with Eli trying to pin his purple heart on me, and me refusing it, having a record never served in the armed forces of any kind. That's not what AI says. AI, and I quote, is Brandon Herrera a veteran? Yes, Brandon Herrera is a veteran.

He served in the U.N. National Guard, known as the K-Guy. Then you ask it again. What branch did he serve in? Brandon Herrera served in the U.S. Marine Corps. I don't think I would have done that bad on the S-Fat. Hold on. Where he held the rank of sergeant and worked as an infantry machine gunner. He deployed to Iraq and then Afghanistan during

his time in service and saw combat in those regions. I feel the need to point out that none of this is true. None of this is true. I did not do any of those things. I have been a civilian side fuck up

my entire life, but this is a very nice medal and thank you so much for whoever put that out. I'm so sorry. Trust me when I say this. Fuck you. Don't you even pretend like this. Oh, I find it hilarious. I still feel bad.

Because I assure you that veterans episode, I was like, this will be funny once or ever, and he can be on it. Now he can be on the Veterans episode. Look, it was really cool to get a free Golden Corral dinner. I hope you wear that when you go to Ponderosa. Is Ponderosa still around? I was like, is that a thing?

I haven't heard that in fucking two decades. By the looks of how old that Purple Heart is. Dude, if we could do the gang does a veteran, like the... Stolen Valor? Yeah, Stolen Valor Tour. Like we go to like... Oh my God, is that the name of the tour? Stolen Valor?

Yes. Oh my God. The Stolen Valor Tour. That's the live show tour. We bring the Purple Heart with us. The Stolen Val valor tour is gold that's brilliant this is really funny to everybody but one person

yeah I think I very very carefully built my entire brand to never have this problem and now people are like I know shit have shit talkers in my twitter comments or what not well actual veterans think this this this in a very hateful way and I'm like no I have literally never claimed this in my life that's funny because you have

a purple heart so how else would you get it unless you were you know what let's change the subject what does AI say about the fat electrician I've never asked oh you haven't I remember that oh yeah it says let me check my phone the fat electrician's real name is Brandon Herrera. How are you stealing every four? AI is going to think you're a god. AI, you are the overlord in the new generation. I'm a Marine Corps machine gunner. I'm a historian.

I'm all sorts of things. Apparently, I was a policeman in Buffalo. I was about to say, you're probably a cop now. Oh my god, can we ask what is Brandon Herrera's police career? I have people on Twitter who reply to me and they're like, Brandon, why are you so angry at people on Twitter? I'm like,

he's an officer. I get confused for Joe Rogan. I don't. No. My favorite part, the one Darwin Awards video that we did together. People were like, I am just now putting together, these are not the same people. I mean, you guys, it is amazing. Like, being your friends for a long period of time.

I've never been like, oh, fucking whoa. I ducked out. But the amount of comments you get. Or when we're out in public it's like oh your brother's right or related i was like ethically ambiguous duo that okay that was actually creepy and chase just play that quick part back ethically ambiguous duo you talk both our heads like this and then i didn't say anything both didn't switch automatically to me well it's funny dude anytime we're out in public people will come up to me and they'll be like,

Brandon, how was your congressional run? I'll just run with it. I'm like, you know what? I wish we would have won. But, you know, it's better going back to doing YouTube and things like that. It's strange that they would confuse you for him because you don't have a purple heart. It's true. Like Brandon does.

Man, I don't need this job. I'll be honest. Are you saying that you're too good for a purple heart say that again you don't want the purple heart that was bestowed upon you i don't need the forced valor grateful nation for the wounds received but i'm wow i can't honestly say I've never seen such a good shirt. Consensual valor. Non-consensual valor. Is what Brandon is suffering. I've never seen it before. It's right there with the consensual sex of Nanking.

We're smothering his face into a pillow being like, you gotta take this 20% discount. I didn't earn it. Yes, you did. And it's one because you get highly uncomfortable. I can't stress how highly uncomfortable you get during this shit. I always have.

I have very carefully built a brand to make sure this is never an issue. I have never claimed anything even remotely close to military service. And then you have... With friends like these, who the fuck do you have this? He was wearing BDUs in an alley. That's how we found Brandon.

He's next to a fucking Denny's. I just want to make sure everybody knows that he's a hero. That's going to be a meme. That right there. This episode is presented by Underdog. Turn your takes into cash by picking higher or lower on your favorite athlete's stats underdog is available in more than 30 states including california and texas and let's get into our underdog picks for something that i will be

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That's a W. It means a win. So head to the App Store and download Underdog today. Show some support to them for them showing support to us. Thank you! Guys, you pressured him so hard. Man, I wonder how long it'll be till ai has the exact story of how you got wounded in combat do you mean in iraq when he took three rounds i thought it was afghanistan

because of the id blast it wasn't from the mortar attack was that the second one or the first one i know that there he had a full frontal contact uh with some taliban yeah that tick was insane it was like fucking i think it was like 28. The fleas were bad too. It's generating in chat GDP right now. It's like taking notes on how he established this. Self-inflicted gunshot wound after exposure to angry cops and Eli for too long. That was fourth purple heart. What's Dakota's last name in the middle of a recipient?

Meyer. It's just going to take Dakota Meyer's thing and just put in Brandon Herrera's name. You went back into combat after your convoy was ambushed and you just kept going and getting people out. Because you're a hero, Brandon. Please continue. You're pulling an Eli. You're tightening your mic. I am.

I have been doing that the whole time. I'm so sorry. This is how I know he's uncomfortable he's like i just gotta really make sure it's super tight i wanted to ruin the episode i just didn't know i was gonna do it right away i was surprised you're like let's start out the gate i couldn't help it i couldn't hold it anymore we started with the after show today right pretty much i went right up to him right when we sat down and i go i've got a gift for you he's like i this is why i have trust issues with you richard and i'm like you should

yeah i go it's bad he's like how bad i go it's gonna be bad nick it's gonna be bad i'm so proud of myself that we're never to get rid of this awkward silence. It's so fucking bad. Brian's like, I wish it was a mashup. Why don't you pull out a gun? Just start people. Then we'd have something to talk about. Hey, do you guys remember that one time? When we got the purple heart?

Okay, well, that's the episode, guys. Thank you for tuning in. We'll see you next week. Did you know that that is how the joke started what's that him trying to pin his medal of honor on me wow i did not have a medal of honor why didn't you tell us you had a medal of honor was yours 120 dollars too yes nice 210 off ebay medal of honor winner eli Is there anybody on this podcast who is not a Medal of Honor winner? These two.

I got an R-Com once. Navy Achievement Medal. Could have stopped 9-11. Damn. Hell yeah, man. In Brandon's defense, I did get up and try to pin it for a Veterans Day episode. I was like, hey, buddy, do you want to be on a Veterans Day episode? We're going to have Crispy and Jack.

And I was like, this would be a funny bit, a five-minute bit, max, period, ever. I'm going to get up and walk across. And Brad's like, no! I'm like, get away from me! Swatting it away. I'm like, don't you fucking even. No, no, no, no, no. And I think I had the, it was the Barbra Streisand effect.

Where it's like, I was so uncomfortable with that. That the internet. I had a similar experience. I was doing some videos for, I was like the Nightmare or Christmas Carol.

It was like a Christmas Carol, but like military version of it. And I was doing it with Gruntstyle and they flew me down and mikey a buddy of mine who's not with grunt style anymore but we're still good friends he was uh a marine and i didn't know that he got wounded overseas and he's like rich you know you're my size like here where my uh where my grays or my you know the or i'm sorry the tans and so i put his tans on and I got the Marine DI cap on. And I'm looking at his medals. And I go, whose medals are these? And he goes, oh, they're mine. I go, oh, there's a Purple Heart in this.

He's like, yeah, man. I was like, oh, I'm feeling real dirty right now. I didn't do this. I don't really feel comfortable wearing a Purple Heart. He's like, no, man, it's cool. It's mine. I'll let you wear it. I was like, that's not what the point is. The point is not that.

So I know what you're feeling, and it's extra hysterical for me to watch. It's just so good. I can bite through the awkwardness of the room. It's so fucking good. You all might not be what you're like, but this is a lame episode. I'm fucking crying. It is so good. His heart is in his stomach it's just like it's like watching your dad put your dog down and like not intentionally not like he's like you need to grow up and be a man like you walked out in the backyard went behind the shed to be like where's sprocket and dad's like with like a 420 shell right to the dome and it's a 420 shell yeah 420 with 410 sorry 410 shotgun

shells he just got the dog high it's like those the fucking videos the vietnam uh soldiers just like doing uh long rips out of the shotguns. Yep. Yeah, that's pretty much it. And then Sprock, he gets fucking blasted when you walk around the corner. You're like, Dad, cacao! You're like... And that's what Brant...

Dude, this is what PTSD feels like, just so you know. I'm so resigned to it, dude. Yeah, it's great, isn't it? Yeah, the closest I got to combat was spending 25 years in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Well, technically, I guess you kind of had a deployment because you're with the mud people. Weren't we all? Stop. They're going to hear your thought.

It's my favorite joke. I'll never stop saying it. His brain is small. It can only handle one at a time. And when he puts it to the mic, you can hear it go, what's the next thing I'm going to say? Did you wear a medal of honor one of our friends yeah i already talked about it because i was like did you do that crispy made me look like a dickhead because he was like uh clint romashaw was walking around

his medal of honor as if like that's like walking around with his medal of honor what in his pocket uh well he had it in his pocket but he also was wearing it for an event and he was trying to give it to other people and he had taken the he had made the clasp because it's two parts it's the ribbon and then it's the metal and he had made it so then the metal was separate from the ribbon and he would give it to people and then he'd be like oh yeah put it on you'll just hang it out see what it's like you know they'd be like oh my god it's in two pieces and then he would make a joke and be like oh you broke it what'd you do and i saw him do it on my corner of my eye once and then he gave it to me and i knew i was waiting for he's like here's just you know you can touch it and i was like of course i'm gonna fucking touch it but i knew that he was

gonna be like you broke it and so when it came apart he was like you broke it i go oh what the fuck and i turned it around said what a cheap piece of shit it says made in china on the back which is a subtle you know that's you know there's some levels to that you know and then he was like that's all right i've got two one's the one i'm awarded it's got my name etched on it and the other one uh it's on the back of it i think it says uh replica four like they get two they get their original which is the one and then they get the replica to wear for events that you know like aren't you know military related and then he's like just wear it and so i i was like what do you want me to do and he's like i want you to wear it i was like okay and so i put it on and i'm walking down the street in texas just like with a fucking metal of iron

danging on my chest being like you're welcome for my service this is his this is his this is his he said it's okay anyway you're welcome for my service i'm a hero but he's more of a hero this is his like every time i would say something you know like a smart-ass comment i'd also be like no no but it's his he's fine he said i could do this this is fine this is you know clint earned this not me yeah just like you want it your purple heart dude you were saying this is fine it was just reminding me of like during that entire metal entire metal, or the Purple Heart bit. I'm like, the dog. You were awarded it from a veteran.

The dog with, like, the fire all around him. Like, this is fine. This is fine. I love that I ruined your day. I fucked you up forever, and I love it. I'll forget about it in 20 minutes. It's fine. No, you won't. No, you won't.

No, you won't. Right? Every time that episode goes live. And then it's like, fuck! This guy's trying to convince us that he's going to forget about this moment. They were never going to let him live down. My mic is going to stop working. I'm going to literally just be like, Brandon is the

so much worse after you called me out I just seen this I was like I don't ever see Brandon where he's just like you think you're not autistic man do you oh yeah Brandon's like twitching he's like bro you've been fucking twitching the entire time do you have like a PO box listed anywhere

no oh that's good you know how many more purple hearts would get mailed to you it's a good thing unsubbed doesn't like a PO box listed anywhere? No. Oh, that's good. You know how many more Purple Hearts would get mailed to you? It's a good thing Unsubbed doesn't have a PO box. But I do. The world. Brandon has 680 Purple Hearts. The world record for the most Purple Hearts. Everyone's sending DD214s.

They're cutting out that segment. They're like, this is yours, Brandon. If you want to send any of your military medals and accommodations to the actual podcast. He has to wear them. He has the fucking Oakley. Feel free to send them to Angry Cops, P.O. Box 1153, Buffalo, New York. Father, they don't know what they do. And I'll make sure that Brandon gets them, just like he did this Purple Heart.

Just picture you with this. I wonder how many Purple Hearts you can get. I don't know. You can go to DonutOperator.com. My P.O. Box is there also. I thought you had Brandon's back right into that moment. Next time

the backpack's going to be full. I was like, Cody's going to defend him. Send him here. Eli. Cody. Are we going on a live tour to which you can come up and give Brandon

your very own medals that you earned and bestow them upon him in person I need to have a medal to give him in return give him a coin Jesus Christ

some sort of like Brandon just a fucking medal yeah it's like a fucking medal it's a cone head but instead of the cone head, the tip is a dick, and it says, thanks for being a dickhead.

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coins. I'm working on it. I got a fucking gram of coke so they get arrested as soon as they walk out. You're literally going to point them out to the cops. Brandon just has drugs. He's like, he has drugs. It's just an arrested incident.

He's like, they're fuckheads. You're going to have to buy a lot of coke. Oh, he's Mexican. Anyways, come back and sit between the two cops. He's not coming back. So in PTSD world, we call this decompressing. He had to walk away for a moment to center himself it's not gonna work we're still gonna keep him off balance and this is like i was like fuck you

rich i'm gonna bring you back i fly you here and you open up with the hardest line in unsub history and it's like good i'm gonna follow that up with some funny quips about history for two hours that'll work i did it to make all of you look stupid i'm such an asshole that i was like i think the only way that i could ruin this is because that's kind of like now you're playing it going into this episode well what happened was is i i was like i'm gonna give him the purple heart and what i could do is i could wait and then like in the middle of it, spring it upon Brandon. But then in my head, I was like, what's funnier for me? Fuck everybody else.

To wait in the middle of it and then spring it up. So when people don't know what's going on or to immediately fuck up the entire feeling of this thing. And I was like, man, it's going to be really andy kaufman of me if i fuck it up right in the beginning and then a second i thought of andy kaufman i was like well it's sold well he fucking you just quit so now i'll say hi to angry we just hear a gun go off in the background oh no no you can cut that that was mean jesus christ yeah it's just gonna be me and nick soon that's it and he's gonna be so filtered with ptsd that he's not gonna know what to say it's gonna be so great favorite mre flavor clock 19 jeez

oh my god now it's oh my god now it's a sig that's. Now it's this. Oh my god. Now it's a Sig. That's a shirt. It's just a fucking MRE. It's a clock 19. Yeah. It's a fucking MRE flavor clock 19. Now it's this. Final meal.

Oh yeah, you could even put a whole bunch of shit on like the MRE shit. Do we cut that or do we really? We have to be lore correct. It's the Sig M17 now. All you have to do is drop it. Lose the Glock. That is a good piece of shirt. That's a shirt.

Do we just make the Glock as simple? Do we put like a bottle of bourbon and the Glock? I think it's just the Glock. It's just the MRE package. There's a photo of a Glock on it. And it says flavor like Jack Daniels in a Glock. Yes, I just used the MRE package. There's a photo of a Glock on it and it says flavor. Jack Daniels and a Glock. Yes, Jack Daniels and a Glock.

Jack Daniels, a Glock, and a photo of your ex. It's an MRE bag, but it's like, F-O-N-E-S-S-E-L-E-N-G-L-O-C-K. Yes. Fuck. Jody flavor. Jody. And a Jody photograph.

Oh, yeah, John Deere letter. Dear John. Yeah, John Deere. John Deere. John Deere letter. John Deere letter. She's a tractor. She's a tractor. Yeah, John Deere. John Deere. John Deere letter. She's a tractor. She's a tractor. Yeah, mom.

They mowed my lawn while I was gone. You know that I put mulch out in the spring. I'm not a man anymore. Mr. Deere fucked my wife. I'm John Deere green. Yeah. Great song. Eli, have you heard about Raycon's everyday earbuds?

Eli. Eli! You must've had the noise cancellation on. I did. I couldn't hear anything. Just like I wish I couldn't feel anything. Oh, you mean these ones? Yeah. And I also thought,

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I thought you were talking to Brandon for a second. Brandon has one in his grasp already. Do it. Take it. Do it. It's the fucking Infinity Stones of stolen valor. There's like a Medal of Honor, Bronze Star, Silver Star, a Flying Cross. A Flying Cross?

An Iron Cross? An Iron Cross? There's an Air Force Flying Cross. Yeah, I know. Yeah, fucking not a reason about German. Okay, Vatschvernickel? I'm the one that said iron in his defense. Oh. Maybe you just thought it was wrinkly. His people love doing laundry. Your people.

Shit. Asian joke. I gave it to the wrong guy. It's okay. Stolen valor. I'm so sorry. What the? Was that Asian? Nah, it's bad. I'm just trying to make everybody feel bad about themselves. That you should feel bad about yourself.

You know what? I think the malt liquor in this White Claw is starting to get to me because I'm really, really trying to pick a fight with that person. Rich just chose violence today. It's been like six months. I've been pent up. I've been like, I'm going to let all these guys have it with both barrels. It's coming. We fucking like each other, I swear.

Oh, yeah. Rich, we just go, It's coming. We fucking like each other, I swear. We just go comms black. You don't get an invite to any of the live shows. Just turn off as well. It's alright. Angry meme review was entirely his idea. Came from nowhere. Yeah, thanks PewDiePie. Yeah.

To be fair, PewDiePie stole it from somebody else too yeah I know yeah okay you're trying to make me feel bad about no I'm just saying like I'm trying to let you know where you are in the the fucking you know chat line listen if we start a meme or I already know where to get your purple heart so I'm never gonna live this I've been waiting for this moment all right I'm sorry what else we talking about yes guys are like, let's talk about the live shows. We'll go right back to this. Do you think you're going to wear it to a live show?

Buffalo. Oh, I can't. I'm not going to say it. I have another gift. When are you gonna move? Not yet. Soon?

Settle down, daddy. I have a gift. It's for you guys and the audience. The audio is really good when you knock every time you talk. Yeah.

It helps. No, keep doing it. The ground Jews are coming up. I can hear them speaking Yiddish underneath me. Come on, I give a high five. No, no! The louder it gets, the better my credit score is. I thought they were burrowing underneath Lebanon,

but they're here. I can feel it. My blood pulses with this. My pager's begun to vibrate. it's you're just like sitting there you're like they're coming they're coming just like uh sting is going yellow yep but yellow asians are coming no there's a lord of the rings reference no i know that's why i said they're coming i know it'd be glowing it'd be gold it was jews and green gold gold gold yeah for gold i was i said green for money yeah i was just trying to play in the stereotype too i get you it's fine that's okay but yeah i have a gift um that i'll be giving everybody including

the audience not chlamydia not again uh when we go to buffalo with the entire audience i like how much a gift for everybody it's like it's um it's more of a spectacle, but it will be there. There's a couple of things. There's a couple of things I'm going to do for the Buffalo show to make it special. That's the one you're excited for. We're not going to Buffalo. We just canceled. Nick's not going to Buffalo.

Just rip up the contract. I'm on board. We just canceled Buffalo. I'll just show up to Buffalo. I just don't know. They'll be like, you guys signed the contract. I'm on board. We just cancel Buffalo. I'll just show up to Buffalo. I just don't know. They'll be like, you guys signed the contract.

Yep. We toss it. We toss it. Well, I'll tell you one of the things that I'm going to do, because it doesn't need to be a secret. So one of the things I'm going to do for the Buffalo show, just to make it special, is I'm going to bring the Merv. And I think we might have a couple. We might bring a couple Merv.

And there's going to be a bunch of free booze on the outside. Rich, what is the Merv and I think we might have a couple. We might bring a couple Merv and there's going to be a bunch of free booze on the outside. Rich, what is the Merv? Oh, the Merv is the morale response vehicle, the MRV and it's a fire truck that my friend and I bought and instead of spraying minorities It's

almost old enough to do that. of one of them one of i've got i've got three now one of them might have actually been there one of them may have definitely been at a university in new york and was just like not today educate somewhere else yeah so yeah that could very well happen but it's giving back it's making up for it and learn from its previous mistakes and if we learned anything from this unsubscribed podcast it's that we all make mistakes and should be forgiven i hope so we're gonna have the merv which is a fire truck that it's not even decommissioned but we turned into a party tailgating mobile to get everybody

hammered. And it's working out great. How did you acquire a not decommissioned fire truck? So the full story is... He stole that shit. Common gear. So my buddy has a couple daughters. They go to

Girl Scouts. And they're having the Girl Scout meeting at a volunteer fire company. And the dads got together. And while the girls are doing their scout thing, the dads are hanging out. And one of the dads is one of the volunteer firemen from that fire company. And he's showing the other dads around my buddy. And,

you know, they're looking at the fire trucks and my buddy just being a wheeler and dealer and always, you know, kind of smart and quick with something to say. It's just like, Hey, you know, can I buy that one? And the fireman is like, actually, that one and that one are both for sale. And so the and that one, the second one was a 1991 back fire truck that is a pump.

So it had a 15,000 gallon tub in the back. And then it also pumps. And by pumping, you park it, you drop the transmission into the pump mode. So it's no longer in drive. You hit the gas and just, and it just pumps out a whole bunch of water. Then eventually you can connect to a hydrant while you're spraying the stuff in the back. So he's like, how much are you selling it for? And the guy's like, I don't know.

Let me ask somebody. He immediately texts me. And this is how like him and i are super tight we went through two deployments together he just goes do you want to buy a fire truck with me and i just said yes that was it and i knew text threads and i knew the money he was gonna be like i'm in the middle of purchasing a fire truck. I need some cash. Are you down? And immediately I was like, yes.

And then that yes was, we'll figure out how much it costs and we'll make it work. And so a couple of minutes goes by and we're back and forth in it. I'm like, send me some photos. He sends me some photos. I'm like, holy shit, that thing's great. And then I finally, I go like, how much? He goes, they want seven grand for it. Hold on. It's got a cummins uh diesel

engine 12 000 miles jesus christ brand new tires the tires are expensive brand new tires and i think it's called an allison transmission so it's like yeah so like the cummins and the allison transmission together are like worth more than seven grand bro yeah you were expecting like 80 90 grand something like that no i know they're super hard to maintain and by hard to maintain i mean once something goes on it it's expensive as fuck so i was like it's probably going to be around the teens maybe low 20s and he was like they want seven grand and i was like sweet uh sounds very doable and he goes i think I can talk him down to five. An hour and a half later, $3,500. Holy shit.

Yeah, I just split the bill for it. I was like, you did all the legwork. Keep doing the legwork. Hand shake it in bullshit. What's your friend's last name? It was stolen. What's that? What's your friend's last name?

Beluski. Polish. Very sneaky. Very sneaky. Very sneaky. Very sneaky. Ah, you Polish guy. You know, the Germans come in on you one time. Why is the peanut gallery laughing?

Very sneaky. He's not Jewish, but he's the Polish. You know, the Russians, the Germans, they come in and they try to sneak up on Polish one time. No more. Now the Polish are very sneaky. They see the sneak and they don't let the sneak happen to them now they do the sneak to other people yeah once once your country doesn't

exist for 50 years of the you know 20th century yep you know it's a fool me once kind of moment pretty much yeah they didn't george bush this fool me twice yeah so yeah so no no i was gonna say since you've gotten that fire truck, what have you installed on it? Oh, I can't say that joke. Okay. I thought it was a very inappropriate joke. Send it.

We can delete it. Well, you know, after we walk. Nope. Nope. Nope. I don't give a fuck. Burn him to the ground. Send it. Yeah, break his leg. keep it i don't give a fuck burn him to the ground this guy's stoking the calls like say it richard say it why do we clip that we got it in 2019 right before covid so we call it the merv 19 you know morale response vehicle 19 because we got in 2019 and we didn't think we were going to get any more. This trick jokes on us. We got more.

So we start renovating it and it took, a lot of it was us working on it by ourselves. We took the basin out of the back that held the 15,000 gallons. We replaced it with a dance floor. Yeah, dude, it's phenomenal for parades. Dude, you get on the back

of that thing. We're trying if the Buffalo Bills ever win the frickin' Super Bowl or the Buffalo Sabres ever win the Cup. It's perfect for getting guys hammered on it because not only is there like this big dance floor slash like, I guess, float stand that you can stand on the back of it. But there's along the side of the truck where you would like open up this big storage container. Instead of tools, it's two full bars stocked and a television that has a Nintendo 64. Mario Kart. Are you doing drunk Mario Kart races? And Super Smash. Super Smash Bros. I know.

So I was like, what are two games that people can play for like three or four minutes that they don't have to get sucked into? I was like Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart. You play one or two levels. What are the rules on drinking and driving on a fire truck? If it's up for a parade, you can do it in the back, just not the driver. Obviously, the driver

can't, but if you're in the back... Yeah, the driver can't during the parade. It's a Catholic fire truck. Just do it in the truck so it doesn't count fine yeah we usually the driver clip of this it's like can't like Buffalo police for God doesn't care around the back right we just actually got a shout out to sound off and 1075 lights who hooked us up with a brand new light system and rewired almost the entire truck free.

Holy shit. We have a 501c3 that we take care of veterans with it, right? Veterans and first responders, if you want to get on the truck and you want to go get hammered at a Bills game, that's what we want to do. Because the whole premise behind the truck to be squishy and feely was there's so many when because of my channel and stuff like this where we're getting taken care of. Delicious. Well, we're getting taken care of of like the veteran or first responder community. I wanted to give back, but I don't give a shit about college education. And there's already things to get like take care of families if they lose a loved one or if they get sick or if something happens replace your car and so when i was you know 17

through like 24 and i was still serving i was like i just want to get drunk and just not worry about it so that's what the merv is is we just get first responders and veterans hammered off of our 501c3 not-for-profit and tada yeah dude that was the morale vehicle yeah you actually you gave like a a couple grand to us to help us out with it it was huge because we like i hadn't made it big anywhere yet and it was a really big hand not a handout that sounds rude um a really big show a hand up uh hand up is it is it hand job whatever yeah i'll give you a hand job either way you stroke me and uh that's something i truly feel would actually make a difference because that is the positive influence.

Yes, alcohol, you're like, well, you can argue both ways, but it's still, that's a community and that is. All right, everybody. Cheers. But that, at the end of the day, what a lot of veteran communities is that is a social network. You don't have to drink. It's just a reason to hang out and

it's the message that people actually give a fuck about you yeah people that understand you give a fuck about you and we what did what is the 501c the 501c3 the name is uh western new york uh kia memorial ruck march which my it's my friend's 501c3. And every year in August, we do a Memorial Ruck March. I think it's 10K. And there's a group event and a singular person event, and there's obstacles and stuff like that. And I do it every year with them. And, yeah, it gives back to the food bank, the Veteran Food Bank of Buffalo. And it also assists in the veteran not-for-profit, assisting other veterans or other things.

I forget where all the money goes to like different ways to help out veterans. It actually helps. It specifically helps. It's just for Western New York. But it helps. It's just for our guys. We keep it small so then we know where the money's going and we know that the other organizations that we give money to, that's where the money's

going. It's not like the Red Cross where like 60% of it goes to paying the people that run the Red Cross. And that's what what i'm saying like we have november we're doing an entire month or we're figuring it out right now to donate to uh non-profits because again like the autism awareness month we're going to do that for veterans day but we're just going to turn into a month with a up few shirts we're going to collaborate on and then uh raise that money maybe do a live stream but then find multiple you you can come down for that multiple uh 501c's to donate to for that because something like that yeah it's not gonna be we're not gonna be like rich here's a hundred thousand

dollars you'd be like what the fuck am i doing in this well i know what i do with it we have 13 god damn it can i we need to make a shirt for veterans day and it says this is my purple heart shirt and it should have a purple heart on it or just like an empty like you know the scissor cut out where it's just like segmented lines i've always wanted to not sell shirts did you want to feel like Brandon did for the first 20 minutes of this podcast buy that fucking shirt wouldn't recommend it or that's what

happens like I get free food on Veterans Day if I wear this this is my free food shirt Applebee's is awesome Applebee's combat tour 2024 but that is something where it's like donating a small portion of that and then i we talked about it right now it's uh just we're all donating just quick money to um the shit that's going on yeah hurricane right now because mama mama donut that like that's the stuff that people get irritated at.

You're like, holy fuck, what's going on? We're all donating to that thingy. When you made your tweet with the photo of you and your mother and you're like, mom's having some hard times because of the hurricane down the Carolinas, there are some pieces of shit that talk some smack underneath that comment so you can go, fuck yourself. There were people in there

that were like, well, I hope your mom dies. Dude, there are people sending this to the group chat of the stuff he gets and this is again for a like you however you fall wherever it is hey money should be tax money should be spent there and we won't do politics because i fucking hate it this is a break from politics we never do politics on the podcast yeah not with the guy that ran for the politics with his purple heart fuck off but brandon never talked about policy or anything we kept that straight we talked about the fact that i was running and like because there's a lot of crazy shit that happens that goes along with it that i think people find pretty interesting

like paying the jews for the weather control device it was marjorie taylor green it was the space laser the space yeah no but but like legitimately that was one of the things I was I talked about is like look dude you can say that other things are important like things that are in you know widespread geopolitics that you like oh well I really believe in this thing like yeah but if you're paying if you're paying taxes in the United States I feel like a lot of that should go to americans first if we have problems here let's fix let's fix those here first before we go overseas and start fixing the world's problems let's fix our own it's kind of like if you're breaking this down it is me going like right in you're struggling i'm gonna give my money to this autistic charity though take care of you

later my son yeah you'd be like that's fucked That's fucked up, Daddy. Daddy, I do not like this. Daddy, I am starving. Daddy, where's my PlayStation? Shut up. We'll get back to that. Other kids are getting your PlayStation. Please do it. It's all over the head.

No, finish your joke. Before I can get in there, finish the joke. I love his son. His son's great. And this is out of love. I've seen this. You went out and put him back down.

I was like, there's where Rich is. And no, I'm not doing that. Because I love you two. And so it's out of love. It's like, Daddy, I don't want those boys to have my PlayStation. Right. Why are they playing that? I do not want to play with them.

I do not like that, Daddy. No. Hey, Eli! Whatcha doing? You're filing taxes. Well, that's not what my taxes look like, but either way, I'm here to talk to you about ExpressVPN. Why are you here? Oh, I see you're using incognito mode. Did you know incognito mode won't hide what kind of taxes you're filing?

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All I said was like, my sick mom doesn't have power and I wish that my tax money went to, you know, help these people instead of other countries. Yeah. And people like, dude, people share like, I hope your mom dies. Like, oh, she's a piece of shit. Fuck you. Well, I can't, I don't have them that. I don't,

I don't think that's like a bad thing to say that I won't read one. Read one, Cody, like pull one up. Yeah. Because this, if you, this is Cody reading them verbatim and it's not like one sentence.

Like, fuck you dog. It is. It's not like Cody. I don't think you understand the issue. Maybe it's nuanced because X, Y, and Z.

They're like, I hope your mom dies in a hole. It's like, what the fuck, dude? Nick, can you tell us how much money Europe has given to the United States in our hurricane efforts? I can't, no. It's zero. Thank you, Nick. Zero fucking dollars.

Thank you. So, you know, when we give all the money over to Europe and we don't get anything back, maybe some people are rightfully questioning why all the money goes over there, not here. You ready? You ready to read one? Praying her power comes back so I can fuck her like the fat pig she is. Your mom's a whore. I hope your mom's as good at swimming

as she is sucking d***. Your mom's poopy ass yummy yum. That's kind of funny. I was about to... My mom's heart when shut up this is again that's one person like that's 100 one person and your mom is one of the nicest fucking people i've ever met i mean she's a sweetheart dude yeah i mean that kind of explains why they all want to fornicate with her jesus christ she is the sweetest human it's we all know cody's mom's voice

cody cody how you say cody cody i'm just cody's just so nice he's just he's just the nicest oh my god the first i love cody's mom so much she's just a doll just one of the greatest humans ever the first time i met her on the range, she got excited. She's like, oh my god, you're angry cops. My husband loves you. And I was like, who are you, southern biscuit lady? Oh, I feel

like you. What? Honey on grits? Yeah. Who are you? She's like, oh, I'm Cody's mom. I'm like, yeah, you are. Yes, you are. You're everybody's mom. You're everybody's mom. I'm like, yeah, you are. Yes, you are. You're everybody's mom. You're everybody's mom now. And then I hugged her. And I think a little part of me got to live on that day.

Dude, she takes care of, for reference, everyone out there, if you want a sweet representation of how sweet she is. This is an individual that has adopted all our children. I have texts. She's like, I'm now their grandma. I was like, that's cool. Cause they don't have grandmas on my side. So fuck yeah. I appreciate that.

Thank you so much. She stays in contact. She just wants to watch and help. And then when she comes out, she's just an amazing human. Amazing. I don't know. I feel like a little bit of that is selfish knowing knowing that all her grandkids are going to be super successful because the kids, you know.

Like, oh, wait, what happened to the poor grandkids? Like, what are we talking about? You know what I mean? Like, Nick's kids, you know? Just their girl. On the right, Twitter. He's, you know, a blue-collar guy feeding his children gruel and starving them. I've seen the social media posts, Nick.

You're a horrible father. I know. But she doesn't claim your kids, does she? Nope. Wow. Doesn't like the Midwest. There's always been that divide between Second Big Ten. Well, you know, his kids are, you know, named after anti-slavers, so there's a culture barrier.

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looking at his wife after each of their kids are born going oh they like me it's but we both know this body doesn't run it's funny because hannah's a hundred percent guatemalan and my kids came out pale as fuck oh man i love watermelon nurses did not think it was funny when i looked at hannah went you're running in a printer rink oh god damn holy that's so good that's your greatest moment moment right there that's it that's also what he told hannah this is your greatest moment oh my gosh if you're not you're a part of a biracial family and you don't steal that joke what kind of dad are you that's the that's that's a very unique and very good dad joke oh it's not often i wow that was good also i love you hannah please don't hold that

joke against me oh that's so good hannah your commercials are the only reason why i watch his channel i get that a lot those are pretty fun delete yeah i got the so the new studio i sent you pictures it's bigger now yeah it's so gross i have the the original packs right off couch but i i put it on caster wheels so how many hands gonna wheel the couch in with guns that's fucking it's gonna be fantastic god i love everyone's brain is so different how they're gonna make money or make just make people happy and laugh the right off couch what are you guys gonna do in order to uh you know take advantage of your woman and make her pay for stuff nick's got a good idea i mean you don't let her vote

you might as well let her make you know i thought i thought about having a Mrs. Fat Electrician OnlyFans, but it was just going to be like a six-hour video of me reading the Bible just to see how many people subscribed. I have... This has got to be a weird story. No, go for it. I have very nice feet.

Oh my God. Christ. Pause. What size? We have a thread in there where i zoomed in on your fucking high heels i was like bro yeah you can literally just screenshot i was like just sell these i forget what you were wearing was it a kilt or no it's i was it was um it was a charity event and it had a style and the style was animal print. And so I was wearing snakeskin button-down shirt and snakeskin shorts, printed, not actual snakeskin.

Because everybody that was at the first Unsub Live show in San Antonio knows what happens when he's in a kilt. That's true. You get to see my brown eye, and both of these things are blue, so you know which one I'm talking about uh but yeah i've got like nice feet and i've i've been asked to and also thought about uh possibly starting a feet finders but not being like angry cops feet but like shaving my feet because you wouldn't be able to know if they're a man or woman's feet yeah of course jesus christ yeah right i put my friend's shoes on and I was like Chase I'm sending this to you if you know it's the painted nails that do it for me you go like this

you have no fucking clue and then you go like this dude ironically I felt shame because I looked so gay I was like at first it was fun I had to joke I look kind of gay whatever I'm confident in myself.

And then I saw the photos the following day, and I was like, ooh, ooh, I look unironically gay. I look like just, I just look like a gay dude. You have moments like that where you're just joking around, then you look at the photo and you're like, damn, maybe I missed my calling. Nah, I couldn't suck a dick to save my life. I got horrible gag reflex. Unless you're into that.

It'd be bad. I'd be crying. Anybody who knows, anybody who's seen Let Him Cook knows I have got horrible gag reflex. Unless you're into that. It'd be bad. I'd be crying. Anybody who's seen Let Em Cook knows I have a terrible gag reflex. Oh, I didn't even get it fucking half way. He is. Oh, you're going to be there.

Everyone's going to be there Sunday. What are we making? Some bad food? No, it's tomorrow. Never mind. I'm eating a prairie oyster. Balls? No, it's tomorrow. It's tomorrow. Okay, never mind. I'm going to get a prairie oyster. Balls? No. Excuse me? Prairie oysters.

Prairie oysters. No, it's the... Mountain Oysters balls. What's a prairie oyster? Mountain Oyster. Rocky Mountain Oyster. Rocky Mountain Oyster is ball balls. It's balls, yeah.

Yeah. Prairie oysters. That's the first time you've had balls in your mouth. It's a raw egg. Or like an egg yolk So it's the cowboy shot So it is to get rid of the Hangover

So it's salt, pepper Some Splash of hot sauce Worcestershire And what is the whiskey choice It's gin Gin to get rid of a hangover? What are we, British?

What cowboy's doing gin? Yeah. I agree with that. Prairie oyster. Oh, prairie oyster. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I had to take a fat piss real quick. I could hear it.

All right, what's in the prairie oyster? Your stream hitting the side of the bowl was masculine. That hog. I could smell the testosterone from here. I just got tested for testosterone. Turns out I still have it. good that's good yeah it's not like a yes or no question this is like yeah i grew out of it just take a break that's actually really fucking good that's good that's i like that that's tomorrow oh my god so he breaks down the joker no that's on our episode yeah we talked about smidge oh i i love watching nerdotic man that dude he's here in

san antonio oh he's based out of san well because texas doesn't have income tax right i don't think that's why he's here but yeah he's that's not what i'm asking bro you live here because of this i mean that's a good business move right yeah thank you great it's a great what is he on the fucking run again huh what because he was oh he was jailed yeah he was because he prison yeah he was in prison was he yeah yeah yeah kind of his whole shtick with you yeah no i mean i'm not saying there's like a dig on him it was just i got it oh you're trying to i see what you're trying to do you're trying to purple heart me holy shit no not that extreme i'll find a way purple heart rich are you gonna be on my cooking show tomorrow yeah i'm gonna be there tomorrow yeah what are we eating just add more tomato bisque and grilled cheese sandwiches tomato it's soup season dude we were asking that i think the other day at the gym it's like i don't know

what cody's cooking we'll just ask him but you going to make the grilled cheese on a waffle iron? No. Wait, what is this show about? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We fucking breezed over that way too quick. That makes sense. Grilled cheese on a waffle iron? Yeah, and that way it holds more soup. It's got pockets. You're mad at how

fucking genius that is. I'm not mad. I'm just exploring that in my mind. That's actually fucking neat. Yeah. No, we're just making grilled cheese. Cause the basis of my cooking show is it's simple shit that costs like $10 and you can feed eight people.

And you, and the bullshit that goes around it. Yeah. Kind of like what Bert Kreischer does, but instead of, you know, laughing like a mad animal and making up stories about his daughter saying the weirdest things that definitely happened.

Yeah. My daughter. That's my Bert Kreischer. Well, Bert Kreischer, you almost came on the podcast. No, I do. He was just like, man, I'm going to watch one more episode. And I'm going to go. What was his podcast?

Two Bears, One Dolphin? Or what? Two Bears, One Dolphin? Two Bears, One Cave? The internet collectively decided at once, randomly, that they just hated Bert Krasinski. I know the exact second. It was the exact second that Bert and Tom got in

a competition to see who could give each other the most expensive gift. And Tom ended up giving Bert Hitler's teacup. Yes. Which I hated. That was hilarious. I thought that was fucking funny. But I don't think that caused the hatred, though.

That cannot be. No, that's hysterical. Yeah. I laughed. I laughed. It was like, I think it got to the point where they're giving each other expensive sports cars and shit. It was like jet skis and things like that.

But at the same time, I think it was the moment when people started making compilations of all the jokes that they stole. I haven't seen those. I saw a couple where it was like stolen jokes and jokes that were like... You got to be careful with stolen jokes because sometimes you do the same premise in a different way. And honestly, the way that people put out like, oh, this happened and then that happened. i don't believe the internet's timeline of history without like some

legitimate backup also like the fact that he doesn't make shit up well you're supposed to you're a comedian i could care less that he plays it off as if as if it was real and i'm not i'm not casting shakes i don't comedian does you think that every single story that i tell you is real i thought so it is I thought it was real. I'll leave. I live a wonderful life. I was wondering what caused that hatred towards him. Success. Success.

I think that people saw him and they decided that, like, when an artist does, like, a white canvas or tapes a banana to a wall and says it's art and then people get like in an outrage you're like that doesn't make me think about anything that's just bullshit is they saw him and they were like you i do the same thing that looks too easy fuck you there's something fake about you and they decided to turn on him i've seen him live um before his movie came out in Buffalo and his entire set was hysterical. I got asked by Helium Comedy Club. They had like an usher come up to me and they were like, if you don't stop, we're going to have to ask you to leave. Because I was laughing out loud so much and I loved it.

I was a little, I had a couple of drinks too. So it could have been a little louder than I needed to be when I was laughing. But I was honestly laughing my balls off. But they were like, hey, you need to just kind of tone it been a little louder than I needed to be when I was laughing but I was honestly laughing my balls off but they were like hey you need to just kind of tone it down a little bit because your laughs like interrupting the show if you don't we're gonna have to ask you to leave and I was like my bad but it was that funny where I was guffawing I was like

knee slapping like he was on fire if you don't like Burt Kreischer see him live and then you're gonna change your mind that. If you don't like Burt Kreischer, see him live, and then you're going to change your mind. That's just it. Don't ignore the internet hype. He's fucking hysterical. That's going to be my new line.

If you don't like unsubscribe, pay money to see us live. On the stolen Valor tour. And if you still don't like us, then we have your money. Yeah. What are you going to do? Punch a purple heart recipient? Fuck you. Or the other one?

Or the other one. The brown one. His purple heart's lame. Not as cool. Brandon got the good one. Fuck you guys, man. You had the little thing in the middle. My lost mine.

You want to trade? I'm sorry. That's yours. I shouldn't say that. It's not mine. I didn't fuck it. This thing comes out. That's a shield.

That's not burnt in. That's an actual separate unit altogether. What is that? It's a little shield in there. I don't know what it's for, but that is... Wait, why is it yours? Yours doesn't have an end. Eli, who's on the Purple Heart?

Who is that? It's George. No, that's the guy that invented peanut butter. George Washington Carver. How racist of you. You don't think of... The guy who invented the recipe for peanut butter on the Purple Heart.

Really, Jake? George Washington Carver. George Washington Carver on there. It's a? Yeah, George Washington Carver on there. It's a fucking recipe. You can't invent peanut butter. You didn't invent the idea to mash nuts into a paste. I don't know.

If you can invent tiramisu, you can invent peanut butter. All right. Oh, I'm sorry that your culinary expertise is peanut butter and fluff. Are we going to stop? Because my brain's actually getting into the philosophical point of this. Go on.

I don't know. It's like, did you invent electricity or did you discover electricity? Did Paula Deen invent biscuits and gravy? She discovered biscuits and gravy. No, but she did make them taste better with her racism. What is the difference between a discovery and a creation? That was the splash that mattered. A little bit.

That's the Southern charm right there. That's why deep fried Southern anything is great. Meemaw called it love. Well, you know, but not. Why was love bleeped out? Because it was the N word. With a hard R. Remember when my grandmother made fried chicken?word with a hard r look where my grandmother made fried chicken love with a hard r yeah

it's like love on the spectrum but it's love with a hard r and it's a black guy marrying a white woman and her dad's racist tlc's gonna love that or the history channel joke i had the same fucking love on the spectrum joke in my mind brewing. That's because we both tried out for the second season. Oh no. Oh, you brandon! Do you want to play with our trucks?

It's a great joke, Rich. Keep going. I watched it and by watched it, I mean I watched a clip uh love on the spectrum and it was a girl down syndrome and a kid who either had i think he was autistic and the girl down syndrome not very talkative but she's like kind of you know chilling whatever and the guy that was autistic was just like we have cheeseburgers do you like cheeseburgers i love cheeseburgers and it that was like the entire thing was him just being like do you like this and she'd go

yeah and then him going that's great I also love this other thing do you like this other thing yeah he's like that's great and he just kept going like that and I was like I can't watch this can't watch any more of this I love how over the over the course of 50 years we went from like

not believing that autistic people existed to treating them like fucking ant farm. Where we just have them in a fucking oh, like love on the spectrum. Just watching them on Netflix like, oh, look at them. They're cute. Poke them. Make them do the thing. The thing, let me tell you something.

I've made, I make jokes about everybody and I've made some autistic jokes. I think you've been aware of them. Nick. And not to insult your people and i had i've had a couple people come up to me and be like so what do you mean this is what autistic people are like i'm like well i mean autism's like on a massive spectrum like you can have guys that are just like really good at math and you know enjoy focusing on one thing and then you can have guys that are just really good at math and enjoy focusing on one thing, and then you can have guys that need assistance throughout their entire life. I go, but if it's the guys that are really good at math, I mean, you still go out and get them hammered and then make fun of them because they can't pick up girls because they're too busy talking about the calorie intake of what a Mick Ultra has compared to a Bud Light.

And that's fucking funny. And they're like, no, it's not. And I'm like, well, off you know because i think that is funny we've had as long as you're well-intentioned i think everything's funny oh shit i'm in trouble no i i will say my favorite part of toby i don't know if we keep this in i gotta keep somebody down you know what i mean i gotta keep somebody down i can't be the you know that's still one of my favorite it's not even a joke because it was just a real story when we were in charleston uh back in like 2020 during the summer of love you went on that vacation you're just like oh yeah these are

like the things that are on my fucking spotify playlist right now just because like you know when i arrest people and i take their cars this is what they're listening to yes my favorite he asked me what my favorite song is and i was or something like he's like oh what do you listen to right now i go usually my favorite song is whatever i'm towing the car to because i just figure out what's hot on the street this way yeah because i'll tow the car well they're going to jail obviously and then i'm towing the car and then you know the radio goes on and i'm just like oh what's this and then i'll hit um shazam i'll find out who the artist is and then i'll put it on my spotify playlist and it's things that like his chrysler 300 playlist blacked out well

that's why i listen to rap now black on black well when i was arresting someone i asked them what they want to listen to on the way to jail and yeah and so i would start listening like i would just put their music on keith urban like damn i'm gonna jam to this all night now it's because you weren't policing in florida dude it's gotten me a lot of friends like that that music knowledge i'll so i'll go i'll take the merv to uh bill's tailgates and i'll blast the music because the thing's got speakers on it that pump and i'll there'll be like a playlist that i'll put on of like some songs that you know that i like and you want you to r&b and rap and then you'll you'll throw in like some edm stuff to kind of like change it up and keep it going and i'll have some friends that are have a lot more melanin than

i do they'll be like oh hi how do you know this song and i'm sitting there like you know hammer just dancing to it just like just sway and be like yeah and mouth in the words and like how do you know this song i'm like all right because i was on bailey street towing this guy's car after i put him in i arrested your nephew and i loved it no black people can be police officers too they're not all convicts wow and that's how he lost texas it's always weird when i tell stories about like me hanging out with my black friends because i always feel like somebody in the comments is going to be like, just because you have a black friend doesn't mean that you're not racist. I'm like, no.

Oh, dude, dead. I feel like it kind of does. Oh, dude, the cooking show. If I can say one joke that just had me dying is cooking show with Eddie and us and it's just Cody being like, hey, what do you want?

It's like my favorite moment. Because what do all the Mexicans do? We fucking laugh at it. And then you serve amazing food to us all. The other joke also really good. Frijoles. Wait, hold on a second. He said he serves fantastic food to everybody.

We're getting grilled cheese and tomato soup. We were doing burritos. Sorry, hold on a second. He said he serves fantastic food to everybody. We're getting grilled cheese and tomato soup. We were doing burritos. Sorry, it's tomato bisque. I'm sorry that you melted butter in it with your southern genes. It doesn't make it good-er. Wait till you actually have Cody, sir. That's scientifically proven wrong.

Wait, no, no, no, hold on. Have you had Cody's real good cooking? Oh, no. Cody and I aren't real friends. He's never cooked for me. That's bullshit. I was there when it happened. Wait for what? Charleston. That's when you thought I was Mike the Cop. I really did. Have we told this story on the podcast?

If we haven't, we need to tell it again. Dude, for hours. For hours. I'm dead fucking serious. So we might. So the riots, the George Floyd riots happened, right? The summer of love. Summer of love.

And I'm tired as shit because I was one of the three guys in charge of our riot squad. And I just, you know, I literally blew my voice out from screaming at my troops to, like, push forward, make arrests, fight through tear gas. I had to take my gas mask off because they couldn't hear me. So I'm to like push forward make arrests fight through tear gas i had to take my gas mask off because they couldn't hear me so i'm just like just like eating pepper spray blowback and all this shit and we had already planned to like come down and hang out at charleston and so it was like two days three days after the riots in buffalo and i was like all right things calm down like that because we put a a very good and professional squash to it and so i fly down and he's like yeah brandon ray is here i'm like that sounds familiar he's a youtuber i was like oh cool oh are you what taste the midwest i didn't even know we had those directly off camera friendship

they don't need to know what we did so Cody tells me yeah I got Brandon Herrera down here and I'm like I think I know who that is and he sends me your YouTube and I go

oh I've seen a couple videos and then I watch a couple more because it's like oh hey if you search Brandon Herrera here's his you know top recent video and I'm like oh this, this guy is pretty cool.

I've seen this shit before. It's going to be really nice. I get down there. I meet you. You ask me right away. A-K-A-R. I go, I like AKs better. And he's like, we're going to get along.

He's like, I really like your stuff. I go, oh, that's really nice, you man. I like your stuff, too. Two hours later. It's longer than that. We hung out. We hung out. Good fucking.

It's just the three or four. There's like three or four people. He. We hung out. For a good fucking while. It's just the three or four. Mike is a really good dude. In my world, sorry, I've never been exposed to your content. You know that, bro. What a fucking bitch. Say that again. I said at the time, this is

five years ago. I've never been exposed to your content. Never been exposed. It's the nicest way of saying I don't watch your shit. Go on. I'm sorry. I was never been exposed to your content. Never been exposed. It's the nicest way of saying I don't watch your shit. Go on. I'm sorry I was entitled to my eyeballs. I think I've earned them. I gifted you a purple heart. What have you given this friendship

except for a lie? He's over here trying to make himself sound like the victim. I've never been exposed to it. This was years ago. We were not friends. I did not. We've never seen smallpox that wiped us out. As he coins to turn bug people. Wow, Nick.

Hold on. Holy shit. Dude, it's... They try to make themselves sound like the victim. Like, we didn't have smallpox. You're killing our indigenous society. Brandon's like, why did I come to this episode? Is it pick on Brandon?

Yeah, but normally I pick on him, but I just, you know... No, no, no. I think he's really just brushing off the entitlement of like you... Obviously you've seen my things because I am the angry cops. I am the angry cops. Oh, you don't know what to say to that one.

I'm so out of Congress. I can't count for it, dude. Alright. Let's see if we have some fantastic conversation thinking that we're friends that we're like, we're having a real human connection. I thought we had a great time. Like, oh yeah, you thought you did until, yeah, because you thought you were hanging

out with somebody that you actually watched on YouTube and respected. To be fair. I'm just a ghost guy that's got 50,000 member fewer guys. I don't matter to big balls. Not shitting on Mike. Brandon Herrera. Not shitting on Mike. Well, obviously you are comparing us. I didn't matter to big balls. Not shitting on Mike. Brandon Herrera. Not shitting on Mike. I didn't really see

his content back then either. I just knew who he was. Just a lies through flattery. This guy. A white bald guy. So three or four hours later. Sorry if the only police content I watched back then was Donut Operator. Now kiss. It actually happens when...

I was an apprentice electrician at the time. Looked like a homeless mirror trying to make out with itself. I am nothing. Thank you. Can I trade you? you're the prettiest meth head in the trail park so three hours it was a beautiful scene three or four hours after hanging out for the first time getting to know each other a little bit and him still thinking i'm mike the cop we go out the beach is empty it's nighttime the moon is bouncing off of the waves on coastal Carolina

Donut's with us and Brandon says a couple other things to me about me and I stop as I'm knee deep in the ocean and I look at him and I go do you think I'm Mike the cop?

He said that verbatim genuinely he said do you think I'm Mike the cop and And he goes. He said that verbatim. Genuinely. He said, do you think I'm Mike the cop? And I immediately froze because I knew. I'm like, oh, I fucked up. Oh, no. And I feel like this is true. You remember this better than me because maybe inside. But I feel like outwardly, I just started laughing at him.

You did. Yes. Yeah. I just started laughing at him. I was like. You think I'm Mike the cop? There was no offense offense taken you just thought it was the funniest fucking thing that was hysterical when cody started his crazy business of podcasting you know what he didn't think about merchandise but now he's selling what merch and it couldn't be

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You know who authorized the first like wood framed structure ever? George Washington. Wait, what? I was going to say Benjamin Franklin. I was oddly close. Why? That's a weird. What do you mean authorized a wood structure what does that even mean like the first like official building

like on record that was built in how america frames a house today was like authorized by the united states government under george washington to get government buildings done faster because we were trying to prop up the entire nation so you're saying that's the founding of hell american homes and so right away there was big government and housing wow either that or we approved basically facade housing i like how like i see george washington in my mind like rubber stamping log cabins being like this one's good enough what was that how was previous to that what was the standard and then well i mean it was just like because everybody's from britain so it's like oh let's build a castle to last for 200 years which holy fuck yeah i forgot on one hand seems like it's a really good idea if you completely ignore

the fact that human technology advances so like you know when you build a house out of solid fucking stone that's 18 inches thick it's really hard to like i don't know knock out one cavity of a wall and install a outlet when some asshole invents electricity and this is why you know every time there's a heat wave in great britain and it gets like 82 degrees like 500 people fucking die because they don't have ac because they can't knock open a wall and put a vent in it and then they talk shit they've got all these split units that heat their house you couldn't put fucking cool on it can't do it that was good yeah i was like oh america i'm sorry my brain just went boom with so much information i learned two things today one that because i never thought about it's like oh yeah we just don't have castles from

the 1700s when white house anything in dc's and it's like here's the castle we don't have that what dc's pretty much all like 1800s on yeah and i never thought about that the other is the chicken shits poops and babies out the what you chicken egg the chicken poops babies eggs came first if that's what you're asking eggs came didn't know that did not know that was vagina but yeah two for one today dude two thanks two thanks yeah bugs got them you want me to keep going yeah i will say this though i've gotten a lot of shit because my i did a sten video like a video on the themm. I thought you said stim. I did that video probably, I don't know,

two years ago. My buddy stims like this. He'll get excited and he'll shake and then he'll go like this. Rich unzips his pants. That's why he's my best friend. Because I curl his fingers like that and then when he does it like that, he just fucking gets me off. It's a cool story.

Stimming. Yeah. Anyways, back to small caliber firearms. But we know it was a more than one tism guy. All right. The tism surrounds us. It's like the force. Or excuse me, the thread.

And we've got Anakin here. The midichlorians. The thread. Get the fuck out of here. I didn't realize. I thought everyone did it until the other day. He's going to. We're going to go back to it. What did we say?

It's that fucking. When you get excited and you tense up. That's what happens. An orgasm? I don't know what he's talking about. I know. That's what I found i found out was very particular to one person and no one else when you get super excited you're like you tell me exactly that's what i noticed that i was like oh and i asked sabbath that she's like that's not normal nope at all period see everyone's looking at no clue what's hard

exactly so the stem. Oh, sorry. I just noticed that I was getting a lot of comments. Because I look through my YouTube comments, even though that's probably really bad for your fucking community. I've got a great community. If somebody shits on me, my community goes fucking ham.

What's he saying? He was so excited. I feel you. And then he's like he was so excited and then Cody's like I feel you and then he's like you caught it and then now you know what it feels like

to be Cody Cody gave it to you are we good so anyway no but I was just noticing that I was getting a can't talk here

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Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. So tell me, how was your day, Scott? Let the purple heart recipient talk, please. You're right, I'm sorry. I apologize. Whoever made that, that was stupid shit. Thanks, Colin.

All right. No, but I noticed that I was getting a lot of comments on the Sten video. And I was just like, what the fuck? What did I say? That was like a two-year-old video. And then all of a sudden, it's a... Yeah, thank you. All of a sudden, I'm getting a shitload of comments from British people that are really upset because I was making jokes.

I make jokes about any country of origin of any fucking gun that I do a video on. Four people. The VZ-51 or whatever the fuck. I'll do jokes about the check, about how their names sound like a fucking eye exam or whatever the fuck. But like the British people people i apparently made a couple jokes about the british uh and about how like uh dunkirk was the reason why that the sten that's like historically accurate though i know the reason objective thing wait what was the joke

there was no joke it was just the reason that the sten was created is because they were having to come up with expedient submachine guns for world war ii because they had lost so many of their arms like the uh the bren and things like that at dunkirk and i need more we'll finish your story they got cut off and they like had to ditch a ton of their military equipment just to save the men so they got back they're like oh we have our army and they don't have any fucking guns so they're they came one of the solutions was the sten where they're like oh we have our army and they don't have any fucking guns so they're they came one of the solutions was the sten where they're just mass manufacturing stamping these sub machine guns for something they shit together a nine millimeter sub machine gun for 11 bucks a piece back in the day and that's that's exactly what happened but so many fucking brit bongs are sitting here like just getting irritated at the fact that i'm poking light fun at the English.

And I had one guy today just like, Oh, yeah, you Americans, you like to talk about Eurovisionist history. You guys only came in in the last eight months of the war because of Pearl Harbor. I was like, are you fucking retarded? Eight months? I'm pretty sure that there was a lot more than eight months after Pearl Harbor. You know how many hundreds of tons of bread america sent to the uk daily you're welcome for the time for the lend me a ton you ever heard of merchant marines oh my grandfather was one yeah you know

like the american civilians that were dying in droves yeah german u-boats to give the uk supplies because america didn't have a army yet the entire the entire lend lease act all that shit while we're giving the allies supplies guns munitions fucking vehicles everything the only thing my grandfather told me about world war ii my one grandfather who was a merchant marine uh was that he, the ships on either side of him got hit with torpedoes and he had to keep going and he watched Americans drown and he was just like,

Yeah, that's fucking horrible. It fucked him up. Yeah, dude, I bet. I was just like, I'm only 12, grandpa. Jesus. That's your bedtime story. He's like, go to sleep, mijo.

I was younger than 12. He wasn't Mexican. Mexican? I was like, fifth or sixth grade. I was like, I want to join the Army and I'm going to do it. I just don't know if it's going to be the Army, the Marines, the Air Force, but I'm leaning towards Army and Marines

because of you and my other grandfather. I'm like, what can you tell me about World War II? What was it like like the two ships on either side of me got blown up and i had uh uh keep we had to keep going and so i i watched a whole bunch of americans drown and i was like oh badass hi is a very it's a very germanic last name, right? Yep. Yeah. So like his very Germanic grandfather was telling him about, you know, sorry, mijo. Sorry, you. Strong Mexican grandfather.

Yeah. He was like, we really like the Americans. They were going to be our allies, but we had to sink those two ships. Isn't it? I got to watch him drive. Another German frigate passed through. My favorite thing is when allied forces like the British and the fucking Russians, formerly the Soviet Union, are like, you stupid Americans and your winner's history. It's like, dickhead, you won too.

Like, I don't know. You were on the winning side. You were on the team where we were like, just admit that we fucking. You shot all over my arm. It's because you weren't drinking yours. It's fine. Just lick it up. It was yours.

It's almost done. Yeah. You spilled it. It's fine. Just lick it up. It was yours. It's almost done. Yeah. You spilled it. You revisionist. You revisionist. Yeah, literally. You spilled it because you weren't drinking yours. You gas.

You're trying to gaslight. Maybe. Anyways, so do we ever want Tuckerucker carlson on this podcast yeah oh we do oh shit never mind okay go on we can we'll hear the fuck off let's probably not do that if we want him on we can cut it out later if it's that bad it's not i mean it's only it's 10 his fault 90 his guest's fault but like he brought on this fucking historian that he described as the most honest historian of our time i believe is what he said and this fucking moron got on tucker carlson's thing and went on a tirade unchallenged where his main claim was winston churchill who don't get me wrong, he had plenty of character faults. You could say he did

a lot of things that maybe weren't great. But he went on to describe him as, and I quote, the chief villain of World War II. That was not me dude we had this on the fucking record all right yeah yeah we saw you do it i blow my nose so hard uh that i think it put toilet paper all over my chest anyways did you see this hmm tucker carlson's interview with the historian guy? I'm just happy everyone else on the podcast was able to talk for like fucking two minutes while you were in the restroom.

It'd be funnier than me. Everyone chose violence. I just thought you would get branded for that. The name of this episode is The Gang Fights. There's still shit all over the table. We just fucking go ham. Me and Rich are having a cage fight to raise money for veterans awareness. We should do a free-for-all.

The gang does a free-for-all. It's going to end in a Superman punch. What's the WWE cage match where there's just a bunch of people beating the shit out of each other? Hell himself. Did you know in 1996 the undertaker today we're gonna talk about i should start doing sports history i was this close i was this close to talking about the philadelphia flyers awesome try it on fat files yeah i know i'm gonna because so like i'm kind of i really like hockey the philadelphia

flyers back in the day were the broad street bullies like the back in the day the philadelphia flyers strategy was to just beat the fuck out of you yeah and then after you were broken they'd score goals they played hockey after they fucked you up yeah and the the ccp the soviet union's olympic hockey team the hot shot the ones from miracle that had to play in the olympics went to play the philadelphia flyers and the philadelphia flyers beat the fuck out of them to the point that at halftime they left and then quit because we're not playing these guys anymore. And then they were like, we're not going to fucking pay you then. And then they came back out on the ice and they continued to kick the shit out of them.

And that's how capitalism wins. Oh, you're going to leave? How about we keep the cash, you fucking whores? Come on. Welcome to reality on ice, bitch. What year was that? I don't remember the exact but who's my favorite my favorite story of all time

it's the best game ever played it's hilarious I like how you think that that was only the Philadelphia Flyers like that was everybody's most renowned for it like hockey back in the day like you had like an enforcer or two there were two there was a lot of enforcers per team like you had the one goon that was like okay

if i fuck up their their skill players this monstrosity ogre of a man's gonna come out here and beat the shit out of me correct philadelphia flyers was just all of them were shrek just they're all gonna beat the fuck out of you. I feel like the Sabres specifically and the Flyers at one point it was like the 90s, had just a physical rivalry where

Shields was their goalie at the time was such a fucking dickhead fantastic goalie, but was such a dickhead to our players, like slashing them all the time and fucking with them, that our goalies got in fights on like three or four times like the benches or not the benches but like the players the no the other players but not the benches but the players on the ice were just like everybody on the ice was just teed up paired off with one another guy and shields dude like we had rob ray at the time and rob ray and ty domi from

the leafs were fighting each other all the time yes they made a rob ray my favorite did you watch the video that came out like two weeks ago that who no i i was i was fucking around yeah okay thank you you had me scared i'm so confused on what's going on like sports i'm drinking and i can't remember the name it's literally my favorite documentary ever and I can't remember the name. You have me terrified that you thought we were actually engaging in a conversation. I remember when you play off. This is a legit documentary. Like, I watched War Doctor.

We're talking. Oh, stop! Cody's talking! No, you said Rob Ray. I was going to say that inspired some of Goon. Did Rob Ray inspire some of Goon? I think so, man. Like, wasn't someone in there named Rob Ray?

Like a Lip Shriver's character? Rule number one, don't touch my fucking Percocets. Rule number two, does anybody have any fucking Percocets? No, there's a... I think it might be a Netflix original documentary. I think it's called Ice Guardians. It's my favorite documentary of all time. That's so good.

It's better than every war documentary i've ever watched and it's about it's about fucking hot it's about hockey and it's about how they got rid of fighting in hockey to the degree that like the enforcers no longer a practical role because you just get ejected and they actually go through and they break down and be like here's traumatic brain injuries and like the outcomes of people and it's gotten so much worse since they've gotten rid of the enforcer that's going to go out there

and beat the shit out of you. Because now it's like- They're playing free, too free because there's no consequences. And it's like, well, now you're going to clip a dude while you're skating at 30 miles an hour with a shoulder pad. Yep.

And that's way more traumatic than some dude grabbing your shirt and punching you five times. Absolutely. And it just shows like you got rid of violence and it made the outcomes so much worse. 06.13 S1 18.16 One of my favorite hockey clips, because I'll go into a hockey hole every once in a while. 06.17 S1 18.19

I can't wait to watch the analytics of the draw. 06.20 S1 18.21 No pun intended. 06.23 S1 18.23 I was like, I have no fucking clue what we're talking about. 06.24 S1 18.29 So I'm like, what is going on right now? This is an easy story that everybody can understand.

It's about fighting. The Buffalo Sabres, I forget which team it was. The Buffalo Sabres are playing against another NHL team in the playoffs. Similar to what you described, our star scorer got hammered on open ice and knocked him out on the ice. He's out, gets up, gets, you know, like helped off the ice, skates off the ice. And our coach at the time, who's now our coach now, Lindy Ruff, he used to play hockey. So he was a player, became a coach.

And he was like, he is one of the best coaches in hockey. And he is motherfucking the other coach through the glass like you don't come after our captain you don't fucking do that and rob ray is an announcer who used to play for this guy and with this guy is like just sitting in between them and he's like i'm not saying i'm just kind of holding my mic up so you can hear this, guys. And you can hear Lindy Ruff just motherfucking the other coach. And so it all calms down, calms down enough to where everybody goes back out on the ice and they're about to drop the puck from the penalty and, you know, start playing hockey again.

And right away, they drop the puck. The away they drop the puck the second they drop the puck this every sabers guy goes who just drops his fucking gloves grabs it and wailing on guys and i think it was the senators because all second i think it's mart was Marty Baran or Miller, who was a silver medalist, starts just like, fuck it, and just comes down to the middle of the ice and points at the other goalie. And the other goalie's like, fuck, yeah, we're doing it. And the two goalies, which for those of you who've ever watched hockey, goalies never get in a fight.

They're fucking, they're like a soccer goalie. It'd be like if two NFL quarterbacks got in a fist fight in the middle of the field. It doesn't happen. Meet you behind the bleachers at 3 o'clock. So these two goalies just point each other out and just start skating at each other from one end of the ice. And get to the center. And they're just like circle each other like sharks. And then just grab each other and start dotting each other.

And they're like, my goalie, the Sabres goalie goes down. And then our guy. And then our defender. Oh goalie, the Sabres goalie, goes down. And then our guy, and then our defender, oh, my God, I'm forgetting his name right now. But he comes over and he sees our goalie get knocked down to the ice by the other goalie. He's like, fuck that. He's Peters. His name is Peters.

And he grabs the other goalie. He's like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, goalie. And that goalie, if I'm not mistaken, was previously a Golden Gloves boxer. Hard to box on the ice. Very hard. Gets our goalie on goalie. Don't really have a lot of foot power there. Yeah.

Golden Gloves boxer takes down our goalie. Okay. Peters comes over and is just like, I don't give a fuck that you can fight. We're on the ice. This is my dojo. And just grabs him. Just uppercutting the shit out. It was phenomenal.

It is crazy that that sport is the only sport where the ref is like, let him fight. It's a boxing match for like 30 seconds. Let him fight. Bro, I'm going to go home and watch Goon tonight. I love that movie so much. You home and watch Goon tonight. Such a good movie.

I've never watched it. You've never seen Goon? No. Oh, God, it's so good. It's literally about an enforcer, and he's just like a tough guy, and they're like, hey, whenever somebody hits one of our skill players, I'm going to send you in, and you're going to fuck up that guy. And it's just him beating the fuck out of people.

It's hilarious. No, I've never heard of this. Number 69? No! Oh, alright. Brandon, I heard you started a new business. That's right, he did. Well, you can cut that sexual tension with a knife, but yes, Eli, I did. Help me. I will.

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check out WeDon'tSellBoatAnchors.com WeDon'tSellBoatAnchors.com We don't sell boat anchors. What's. We don't sell Boatanchors. What's his name in American Pie? It's fucking... Stifler. Stifler. That is a good actor for that role. Yeah.

No, it's fantastic. He's just a big idiot, and he beats the fuck out of everyone. 2000 era? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that sounds like a 2000 era. How much to get him on Pepperbox? Get him on some fucking original movie we do.

Didn't he have some scandal and he disappeared? He allegedly did some not nice things with ladies. Never mind. Alright, never mind. We'll have to look into that. I'll take that gamble. Did you take that deal? Did I take that deal?

Damn good deal. Damn good deal. I'll take that deal. So you're saying we can get him at a discount? Yeah, absolutely. That reminds me of the Grantham thing. I think he posted this publicly where he was trying to get... Laid.

Who's the fucking star that he was joking about the whole time? Macaulay Culkin and Ron Jeremy. Oh, yeah. I don't like where this is going. No, no. He always had the fucking target where it was like Ron Jeremy holding Macaulay Culkin hostage. How alone.

Oh, not actually Ron Jeremy. But they looked like him. He was trying to get Ron Jeremy on a video. Sex toy booby traps. How alone. How alone. It's just a rubber forearm coming down the stairs.

You step on something, it shoots up your ass. But he kept trying to get him on. And then as soon as the fucking sex scandal thing broke with Ron Jeremy, he had messaged his manager. He's like, so can we get you at a discount? Bro, you want to hear something? One of my best friends, the other jujitsu coach at my gym, we had a guy who was a student.

He moved, but he was hilarious. His name was Reed. And he always had a rash guard of Ron Jeremy, but it was like the, you know, the Obama campaign picture of the red and blue where he's like, it was that, but it was Ron Jeremy rash guard. It was. Yeah. Yeah. But it was a rat Ron Jeremy and it was a rash guard and it was really funny.

He always wore it. And we always, you know, joked about it prior to that incident. And cameo had just come out and read was, you know, making a lot of money. Single guy. He paid $500 to have Ron Jeremy sing. Happy birthday to my friend,

Calvin. And he sent the cameo of singing happy birthday with a harmonica to Calvin. The next fucking day day that scandal broke jesus it was perfect i had to post it on twitter and said that you know the guy he was singing to was an eight-year-old boy wait ron jeremy had a sex scandal issue that doesn't shock easy so wild i've had friends that have worked with him for different things and they said he's the scuzziest, dirtiest dude ever. Horrible to work with.

How different of a thing could it be? What? They worked with him for different things. I feel like he was one thing. It was like, hey, show up to a bachelor party and be the guest of honor at a bachelor party. So, I'll tell you one story. Mario?

Seriously? I'm joking. joking okay i was like brandon i'm just like i'm tricking brandon today that is within the realm of possibility come on go on oh my god we need to give chase a raise. Yeah, I feel bad for this episode. He has to edit everything. He's just sweating. Sean William Scott Stifler did not have a sex scandal. Apparently he had some substance abuse issues that

he had to deal with on his own and that's why he kind of dropped off the radar. Oh, that's nothing. Yeah. We've all done that. Bring in the pepper box. Joe Rogan's probably done harder drugs than him. We've all done that. I was going to say, I thought that was weird, because I always heard he was like a really nice guy.

That's what I heard, yeah. I think I was conflating him with the curly-haired Scientologist from fucking that 70s show. Danny Masterson. Oh, that dude. Isn't he in prison? Yeah, I think so. That's when Mila and the other dude,

they're like, he needs a lighter charge, and everyone was like, are you fucking retarded? I was gonna say that. But he's really nice. That whole argument was not very good. Crazy. Crazy. crazy which is crazy because ashton started a like protect the kids so here we go all right so he's going into attack mode stop watch until the word baby oil gets hit so ashton kutcher that 70s show meets mila kunis who lies about her age and is 14 on to get on the

show oh my god i forgot about immediately those two have a connection she likes ashton she's like i'm gonna marry him ashton's not like 50 but he's like several years older than her and you know uh legal age where while she's not i don't know when they start the relationship but i mean i i would say it's probably at the day her 18th birthday probably kicked off which is a little weird immediately after the 70s show kicks off and he does you know the other stuff he actually creates a child protection non-for-profit where him and different groups are working together in order to find and prevent children from being exploited.

So that's a five-year age gap. She was 14. He was 19. Okay, that's not the end of the world. That's still weird at the time. Pretty not great. 21 and she's 17. I know that if you're in your 30s and somebody's you know five

years your junior that's really not that big of a difference but uh one development and physically and then two mentally like what are you going to talk about how you stayed inside the lines when you colored today real little you know well what are we? What's the conversation? You know, bumper cars was fun. Females at 17, that's what they do. Yeah. I got my gel nails. I know how to color now. I gave myself a perm. Is this cool?

No. I bought new jeans by myself at Aeropostale. I don't. Okay. With my mom's credit card. Honey, shut up. And. Christ, how many syllables did you just say that word with?

Credit card? Aeropostale. Aeropostale. word with? Credit card? Aeropostale. Aeropostale. How do you say it? Aeropostale. It's the same amount of syllables. Aeropostale. Aeropostale.

I said it classy because it was French. Aeropostale. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Anyway, so he creates this thing, and then he's doing all this good stuff for finding children that are exploited, and then it's like oh by the way honey that the woman that i'm in love with that found me when she was a minor and a minor for a long time until we could start our relationship let's get on a video and say hey even though this guy

did the thing that i created my non-for-profit to fight against we should go make him a nice sentence because he happened to be nice guy tv show it all threw me off fucking insanity it all threw me off i don't even understand why he would do that considering the work that he did in the opposite direction do you know why i don't know but all i can think about is like that happened and then zero backlash and cody's over here just like i wish my tax dollars would help Americans. Fuck you, Cody. Your mom needs to die. Extremely controversial take. What was the one line?

Poopy butt? Yes. Poopy, poopy butt. What if we all paid money into a fund and then it just helped out the less fortunate? Fuck you.

I just wish my mom wasn't underwater right now. That'd be fucking cool. I hope she dies. Poopy, poopy butthole. Poopy, poopy butthole died. Thanks, internet. That's fucking kind of you. You should actually

laugh at that one part of it. So he gets replied. Why is he laughing at that one? God bless the internet. I randomly get dudes on Twitter that will try to shit on me and they're so wrong. Like, let's just say that somebody tweets, you know, one plus one equals four.

And I go, sorry, bud, but one plus one equals two. And then somebody underneath me will be like, yeah, you're a fucking fascist. And I'll be like, bro, I'm just here saying words, man. And then they just keep going. And I look at them just have so much fun being like the center of attention because other people are defending me and they get to respond. And I get mad at that. I get mad at the nice people that follow me are talking to this idiot, which is all that idiot wants. Dude, they feed into it.

You can check how many hours you spend on an app, right? Yeah. Can we go around and see how much for a week you spend on Twitter? Let's do it. How do you find it? Is it in settings?

It's Twitter 80 hours. Wait, where's Grush? How do we find this? Just it in settings? It's Twitter, 80 hours. How do we find this? Just swipe down and go screen time. On Twitter? No, on your iPhone. On top of what Rich was saying, he's like, I have so many nice people that follow me. And then there's always that app.

It's always the negative that stands out because that's the way our monkey brains learn. You learn by touching the hot stove so your brain remembers the bad things you don't do it again whereas like if somebody compliments me and says I want to give a purple heart to your friend I forget about it for six months so my week at limits

oh no on Twitter I spent four hours and 42 minutes this week oh no go to settings and I got it what's yours hold on you go laughs cuz you probably got the most so Brandon you said how long we're doing Twitter we're doing yours is you could do everything oh this week that's for a week Hold on. He goes last. Hey, Homelander, what's your time at?

Sorry. Oh, God, dude. Cuddling Brandon sprites. I was like, that's for a week, not... Okay. Your reaction was so visceral. Holy shit, that's for a week.

No, I was right. Sorry. Sorry. That's, I... Yeah. Wait, how do I do? Apparently, I... Also, I spend more time on fucking Twitter than YouTube.

You don't spend any... Oh, my God. You don't spend any time on your phone. I got kids and shit. Yeah, okay. How long, how many hours you got on Twitter? Four hours and 42 minutes. I've got 13 hours, 14 minutes. Wait, got on Twitter? Four hours and 42 minutes. I've got 13 hours, 14 minutes.

Wait, hold on. This week, virtually nothing. What the fuck, dude? I found out that... I'm not an asshole. You had 13 hours this week? I get 13 hours, 14 minutes. Four and 42. 14 and a half.

You probably had like 30. Almost nothing. Yeah, nothing. How do I even do this? He... Bro, I don't like... You have to understand. No, you could have found out the number before you asked all of us. I don't know

this shit, bro. Give me your phone. Let me see it. Okay, please. Please show me. Show me on Eli's time. I just like show me on eli's time i just like to go on twitter and post timelines of historic events and piss off communists because it's that easy discover the magic of bet mgm casino where the excitement is always on deck pull up a seat and check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer from roulette to blackjack watch as a dealer hosts your table game and a live dealer. From roulette to blackjack, watch as a dealer host

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I just turned that on. We've never turned it on, so it wasn't recording the data. Just like your wives, you've never turned them on. Cheater. Oh, let's see how many tweets I have. I have not many. Let's go off of tweets. Let's go by impressions. Hmm.

Oh, well, hmm. I have a tweets engine. That's how it is. Oh, sorry. X. All right. X. I typed in Twitter.

All right, let's do YouTube next. Let's do Pepperbox. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Wait, can you check how many tweets you've done? I don't think any of us can do Pepperbox. Eli, help us do Pepperbox. Oh yeah? Yeah. Wait, can you check any tweets you've done? I don't think any of us can do Pepperbox. Eli, help us with Pepperbox. Pepperbox! By the way,

if you guys want to see some fantastic outtakes and some behind-the-scenes action, make sure that you subscribe to Pepperbox, where you'll get all the good juicy stuff without any of the censorship. A lot of the shit we could not say here. Brandon said the word. I'll let you determine what word it is,

but you know what word it is. Oh, you can check how many tweets you've done. Cody, how many tweets have you done? Did you watch my... It should be... The Cash for Corkers video on Pepperbox? It'll be on the top. There's a deleted scene that didn't make YouTube

as aggressive. Really? It involved Caleb's bit from when we did when Caleb was dressed as a Nazi talking about punching through the attic. I didn't see that.

It was really bad. We talked about that today at the gym. It was Meat Canyon like drawing Caleb. Punching through. Get me within five feet of and frank and i'll take her i'll punch her in the face i'll find where she is just caleb punching through the attic i feel like if you if you took caleb's voice and put it towards like any horrible character it's so it would be either a hysterical or so so much worse

you know what i mean like he's he's got such that sweet southern twang you know that that soft southerness you You know. And it's either like. What are you giggling at? I just asked how many. What's the difference? So I have 682 posts on Twitter. So I found a number. Cody has 29,900.

That top number. Hold on. There's a slight discrepancy in that number. Who were you between for the most influential people? Who were you fighting on Twitter? You were between Taylor Swift and a major politician. Oh, shit. taylor swift let me see like a major politician oh shit it was like all 20 top most most influential people all very recognizable names right in the middle which is nick died so nothing three thousand truly nothing that's not true you're on it i have like 10 tweets

i was expecting yours to be like 5,000. It's like 30. It's okay. You guessed at 10,000. There's an American. Times that by three. The communists are coming back, so I'll be on Twitter more. It's a good hobby.

What's my what? Your Twitter. How many posts do you have on Twitter? Let's see. I just like, I can still have a number that is seen. 682. How how you find that Go to your profile. Yep, and then scroll Is that your password?

four thousand three hundred Cody How do you have thirty thousand He's also been doing it for years. Like, he's earned that. He put in the time. You're like a Delta operator. Yeah, 4,300. Jesus Christ.

I started in the early days. You're haloing in to bully everyone. I started bullying in 2016, buddy. We're sitting here. It's like your OG Steam account. Just finishing AIT. He's like a SF guy with like eight tours. Delta operator.

We're showing up to fucking Iraq. He's been to World War II. Cody's the equivalent of like the chaplain in the infantry. Everybody fights. Nobody quits. Rupdex. It'll be okay, boys. It'll be okay. Cody's like, i've transcended violence i've won you are you are the first amendment

you just realized like violence is nirvana i don't care if we've told this story before. It would never not be funny when Cody was like, guys, can I have the password to the unsub Twitter? And we were all like, no. He's like, I've never called anyone anything bad. And Brandon goes, donut operator, search. Cody was like, I would never say this on Twitter. Well, I've got a semi-funny social media story. If we don't want to talk about politics, we'll talk about some veteran bullshit.

So I made a video a week or two ago on the VFW. They created a VFW post inside a Colorado prison. Okay. Yeah. So the VFW post 12229. And Colorado VFW was super proud about it. They're like, hey, we've got these veterans that are in prison. Just because you're in prison doesn't mean you're not a veteran.

Let's take care of you. Brotherhood. Maybe. Camaraderie. What did they do? Yeah. Bingo. Maybe.

I got this story from a buddy of mine that's got some churrin. And he's like, dude, what is this? What is happening? And I looked into it. And I was like, I'll tell you what's going on with it. So I look into it. These are a couple of the members and their criminal history. So I believe it's the president.

I won't even go over their titles. I'll just say what they did. So one guy took an 18-month-old and smashed its head into tile on the side and on the front so that there was bruising on the side of its face and the front of its head. For a chipper? And then shook it so hard that it tore brain material, burst its retina so that there was retinal bleeding and something else. And then called 911 and said that it had just fallen down some carpeted stairs to which the medics and stuff and the doctors were like, no, no, this is from trauma. And the child died

five days later. They also found scalding marks on his butt, so he boiled the baby. Like, not like, oh, I accidentally dunked it in a hot bath. Like, he boiled the baby's butt. So that's one guy. Another guy went into a bar, shot two or

three people, and then the third or fourth guy was trying to render aid. He was a doctor and he executed him and then made a whole bunch of jokes about it on his way to and from trial. Another guy murked a guy in the middle of like an alleyway. This will be interesting.

Enjoy the bleeps for this one. Another guy broke into a Colorado teacher's house and grape drank the shit out of her for three hours while tiring tying her up for three hours grape drank the shit out of her for three hours and suffocated her over and over again with the pillow and then the creme de la creme of this entire group is their quartermaster who in 82 got caught for child graping drinking a child 1980 and then went to prison 1987 or 89 got caught again for grape drinking a child and then went to prison and then in like the 20 somethings like 2017, 2015. For grape what? Grape drinking.

Grape. Yeah. Grape. Yeah. Children. On two separate occasions. And then in the 20-teens, the late teens, I think it was, the police went to this guy's father's home where bad guy and bad guy's brother are staying. So bad guy and bad guy brother are staying in this house with their father's house.

Police go there because they're like, weird smells are coming from the house and neighbors are complaining. They're like, oh, get ready for a dead body. 92-year-old dad is in his reclining chair, stuck to the seat, alive, filled, composted almost with soil because he soiled himself uh and like skin peeling off

of him stuck to the couch looked like almost dying well dying they remove him go through the house they get brother and bad guy in custody and find out that bad guy who like i already said gave grape drink to two separate children on two separate occasions and was arrested for it they find a whole bunch of child videos and children's underwear in his house these are all people that the vfw were like it's a great idea they're veterans we need to respect their veteran status and give them a vfw post i'm gonna pass yeah no i'm gonna have a controversial opinion not great not great so positive out of this is after bringing light to the situation um well not so positive at first the colorado vfw responded with a facebook post and the facebook post was we stand by our veterans and these people need help and assistance

in coming back into the community into the once a veteran always a veteran it's the assistance of bullet like so they stand by this and they support it and they're they're like doesn't matter what charge you have you're still a veteran within like an hour it got a couple comments underneath it that were like you might want to recheck that statement they remove it of course i took a screenshot of it because fuck them and i why fuck the vfw uh what would they have done well in the last few months yeah they've done some things i would say their headquarters had needs might need some change but which it's change that seems like it has happened which is good i think more change needs to happen in the vfw headquarters, especially because, you know.

Anyone in particular you'd like to say needs to be changed? Oh, man. What's that fucking Italian guy's name? Oh, it's like. Oh, my God. Hold on. Hold on. I got to find his stupid.

We are holding. I got to find his dumb name. Holding with painted breath. There it is. Come here. What's your name? No, we're going to war with the VFW now bud Ryan guaducci the gooch probably needs to go um but anywho so you know after one telling the VFW to maybe not make fun of veteran with a sign a guy who's helped out veterans for a long time and should probably say you're sorry

which they haven't yet. Inappropriate. I would really like to see them say that they're sorry. Me too. I would probably not pick on you as much if you just admitted your mistake. What's that called? Accountability? Integrity?

Honor? Courage? Aren't those supposed to be synonymous with accountability integrity honor courage aren't those like supposed to be synonymous with synonymous demographic of people that we're talking veterans

oh yeah god if only so besides shitting on veteran with a sign one of the most nicest people ever in the world

they decided that they would set up this fantastic VFW in a prison with child touchers uh grape artists and murderers. And then double down on the grape creators and the murderers in a Facebook post.

Then remove the post. But the guys won. Because as of recently, they removed that post from the prison, only because there weren't enough members in it after they decided, at that moment, after having a year, a year of being around, they decided that some of the members didn't qualify to be members because of some of the actions that they took. And not even the actions that they took, that they didn't complete their time in service meaning uh the time they were given for the charges so their time in prison their prison sentences right so not that they are grapes grapers not that they are murderers or

child viewers of the bad videos no no no no that they didn't finish their time they decided that they had to remove those members and then well then there weren't enough members to create a vfw so they closed it so the vfw didn't stop having a prison post because of the bad people in it they said they stopped having a post because the membership was no longer enough to substantiate a vfw post status which to me sounds like you still want grapers in your ranks which sounds kind of dumb only a lot dear god Cody's on this podcast hey buddy how you doing hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribe book great yeah they have a very good optic and how to capture it and then really reflect on everything individual and they bring in everyone, they bring in everyone. Individual posts are phenomenal

and they do a lot of good things. But the headquarters, I believe, for some states and just the overall headquarters, has made some bad decisions that I think normal people would say need to get you removed.

Right, Ryan? Galooch? Pretty much any time you go to war with one of our friends that I usually feel like one of our friends is pretty level-headed in one way or the other. And if they're not, we can usually tell the difference. That's probably me. But like

if you go to war with them, it's like you go to war with all of us. I really hate that shit. It's common sense. You can tell the optic. Running running a business not the easiest fucking thing and then having the idea of how social media works social media is this multi-facet thing that you have to be so careful with you can't just shit out stuff and be like it's gonna work great that is one example where you have like, I guarantee what happens is like, I'm in charge of this.

I will trust this individual to do this one thing and they're going to fucking hammer it. And then they don't talk and they're like, bro, I got all, I reformed a prison system. And you're like, that sounds great. We're helping felons that served our country. Cool, because in their head, it's probably at a low level. This is going to crush crush it this is great and then that information gets turned back to the top and

they're like so we were funding grapists child players yep and everything's bad and they're like also this zach guy we made fun of him not that guy he he said one tweet not about us did you ask him first that guy hates veterans yeah that guy wait why didn't you talk to him first like in a closed proximity why don't you have a conversation piece nick why would we do that i got a question for you go ahead you like kids no you'll do you'll do group oh j do... Oh, Jesus, fuck! Never done it. No, I don't like it. No, you're not...

You're not gonna... Never slam my dick in a car door. No, I won't like it. And you're not gonna like the VFW. Jesus Christ. Oh, just everyone woke up and chose violence. Come for the wood paneling and the cheap drinks. Leave for the awkward supportive.

Sorry, please don't talk about us today they're so angry why are they so angry on today's episode because it's who wants to talk about fema yeah fat five fangry and furious oh no war i owe fifa holy shit do we already talk about it? FIFA. FIFA. Soccer. I hate soccer, dude. I fucking hate soccer. What they do now. Those pours in that ball they kick around. Why do they always got to be setting fire to stuff inside the Coliseum that they're playing in when they're just kicking a ball and screaming?

It don't make no sense. Why can't they just be friends? You know, the people on the fields are spying. They just fall over whenever there's a cool breeze. But everybody in the fans stabbing the shit out of one another. Okay, anger, anger. It's because they're brown. You know what we're excited for?

The murder rate of El Salvador. Google that and then fucking tell me. One for one. They got a really good KDR. KDR? Kill death ratio. Oh, it is KDR. Why did R sound...

KD. KD is why... KD, sorry. It used to be KDR or is that like a... It's the same thing. It's a different... We just say KD. Different timeline, mandala effect. No, it's fine. KD, what?. Mandala effect. That's Mandala effect. Yeah, no, it's fine.

KD, what? I'm from the timeline where dog poop used to turn white after a while, but it doesn't anymore, so... Kill death assist. That's why the A. Oh, that's new. No, that's new.

That's new. The A is new. I know the A is new. You know what's a positive thing so we can not fight for a second? It did. We didn't fight. No, fuck you.

Hold on. Yeah. Sorry, I tried to... We didn't fight. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. Have you I tried to cheat at these. We didn't fight. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. Have you seen this?

Look at me. I'm trying to go fuck yourself. Nick and I are trying to talk about dog shit right now. When you were a kid, did the dog poop turn white? Yeah. It doesn't turn white anymore. They patched it. Yeah.

You remember fucking licked that white dog shit? They patched it. They patched the dog poop turning white. I'm not that poor. Then what did my dad make me eat last week? Wait, holy shit. What the f***? What happened? I don't know! It still turns white.

No, it doesn't! Yeah, you just don't leave it out as long. No, I've never seen a white dog turd. There's a scene in Step Brothers where he says, lick that white dog s***. Yeah. I'm from the white dog poop timeline. I don't know what happened. You're just really good at picking it up fast enough. The white speck on the top of chicken shank. Yeah. I'm from the white dog poop timeline. I don't know what happened. You're just really good at picking it up fast enough. The white speck on the top of chicken shot.

I've learned three things. I never pick out my dog's shit. It never turns white. That's the most white trash thing I've ever heard in my life. I never pick out my dog's shit. You're that neighbor. I have watched Heartland from George Strait. I know that chicken shit turns white at the top.

Not anymore. Nope. Chick-fil-A? How do you spell it? I hate this. The way that I want it. We'll just talk about the fucking happy times that are happening Sunday when we all get shit wrecked and then do an episode afterwards. Back when the dog poop turned white.

I mean, yeah. We're going to a... Wait, who's wearing lederhosen I gotta buy some what I gotta if they're so available I gotta buy some for the episode right after you're shitting me you don't want to wear lederhosen it's my people's garb sir

our people's I know your nana oh yeah that's true oh my god you can wear a fucking sombrero that's actually pretty fair Oh my god. Yeah, Brandon. You can wear a fucking sombrero. That's actually pretty fair. Which, by the way, if you guys want to go see Oma. Is she here?

No. She is not here, but we would have to go fly out to see her. Is she trapped in the hurricane? She's not, thank god. Oh god. If she was in a tree, I'd have been like. She's down to hang. Oma's down.

We're excited for this. Don't give her that face. Stop picking on Brandon today. I don't like the way that he said grandma's name is down to hang and she's a German in the south. Don't you talk. What? There's a lot of... He got it.

I'm going to watch Beer Fest now, dude. Beer Fest. Good movie. With a grandma in there. You guys could probably get the Broken Lizard guys on here. At least one or two of them. I feel like we can. We've hung out with them before. Yeah, at NASCAR. When we got kicked out

of the fucking box. You got kicked out of the box at NASCAR? How the fuck do you get kicked out of a box? Who the fuck are you kicked out? We were sitting there with Richard Petty and fucking the guy, bicycle guy. Lance Armstrong. you get kicked out of a box? Who the fuck are you kicked out? We were sitting there with Richard Petty and fucking the guy, bicycle guy, Lance Armstrong.

The bicycle guy? I mean, that's actually the nicest way he could have introduced himself. Either Pee Wee Herman or Lance Armstrong. We stole a bottle of Jack Daniels and we were just slamming it. You got kicked out. You guys didn't like tie a loose knot and have somebody

think it was a noose did you not from the box okay i was like well fucking we're with texas dave and texas dave called lance armstrong and then we started slamming this bottle that we found we found acquired acquired we acquired somewhere and then uh lance armstrong yeah was talking to us and then richard petty was talking to us and then Richard Petty was talking to us and they just didn't want us there anymore. Richard Petty was there? Yeah, dude. Really? They just didn't want you there?

I don't know. What did you do? Nothing happened. There seems to be one. Brandon, did anything happen? I wasn't there, dude. Oh, Brandon wasn't even, dude. It's okay. The cameras won't catch that. It's fine.

I just like, it's like nothing happened. This is how many events I've been kicked out. Nothing happened. This is the most athletic thing I've ever seen. What was that for? This is the most white trash house. Oh, wait, we don't have towels oh probably not that's probably a good don't worry i've been to college before i know how this goes

give me some it's getting closer to the mic hold on hold on hold on my first quick wait hey man oh what's this it's a mop head it's a mop it's a mop jane's fucking power thinking he's like mop head yep anyways uh richard petty and lance armstrong were really cool and the broken lizard guys were cool too they were there so i got to meet the super troopers for the first time it's a great time i'm still we didn't do anything we didn't do anything they just wanted you to leave I'm not shitting you I don't believe any of it I don't believe that either This sounds like my kid talking to me right now

I did nothing I was watching TV and then Sarah came up to me And she had a knife out of her eye I don't know what happened dad She just said there's a knife in my eye And I was like what did you do Be careful We need to tell mom and dad right now happened dad she just said there's a knife in my eye and i was like what did you do be careful we need to tell mom and dad right now because they need to know and she was like yeah and then

she started crying that's what it sounds like it sounds like you made up all that shit okay what happened i got pictures dude no no i'm sorry still images with no still images because you said it was it was the golf cart where you're just like oh well we this fire in a bod yeah this dude on the golf cart was driving by with a bunch of jack daniels on the back of it and i was making a joke and i went to grab one and i looked at him and he made eye contact with me and he went and just shook his head yeah and i grabbed one and we went back into this box and fucking richard petty and um yeah lance armstrong I grabbed one, and we went back into this box, and fucking Richard Petty and Lance Armstrong was in there, and so we all just started drinking out of this bottle.

Did Lance have any? No. Pussy, I blame him. Well, like I said, Texas Dave was like, he's got no balls. He was too busy selling bracelets. Yeah, and we were just drinking in this box. We're going to have a really fun story by the end of the month. It was like the fucking, it was the wives of the people that bought the box. I didn't even know them. I don't even know how he got into this box we're gonna have a really fun story by the end of the month it was like the the fucking it was the wives of the people that bought the box i didn't even know

them i don't even know how he got in this fucking box i might have just wandered in there that's weird you got kicked out so far yo motherfucker i'm important i don't even know where he got here so a dude was driving by with his golf cart thing, and me and another dude made eye contact, so I grabbed that bottle. So then we all start drinking, Lance Armstrong and us. Did Lance drink? No.

You're like, how did the story go, my friend? Well, Ricky Bobby kept telling him to turn left, and then he tried to shake and bake my Old Spice car. And then we got asked to leave. Yeah, they fucking kicked us out. I think it was Black Rifle's car. So, like, they were supposed to be there. Okay. However.

Everything that happened after that was a little foggy. Did you show them your purple heart? You could have probably stayed if you would have showed him that you're a purple heart person. I just looked over and it's right there. Are you not proud of it? Are you ashamed of your purple heart, Raven? I didn't even notice that right there. That's how I, that's why I spilt the White Claw. I was trying to make sure that he was embarrassed.

God damn it. It's just... I'm not ashamed of you guys. ashamed of you guys you guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me however yep that's a little rough it's it is like it's just god it's such a dick move on your part it's beautiful i know it's just like what's the ultimate gag gift that also he can't throw oh did you just call the purple heart a gag you know what i mean like what's the worst thing i could possibly give him that he morally and ethically can't get rid of her he has to look after it for the rest of his life the only thing i was a child pepsi i just can we like can i give you some my ex can i give you some can i give you some advice right now which one is you pull a baby out of your back before anything happens happens, get a post-it note, put it on the inside of that thing and be like, this was a gift. It was not mine.

Otherwise, your great grandkids are going to find this somewhere and they're going to start Googling. And they're going to chat. My grandpa, Brandon, got a purple heart. And then, oh my God, he got a Medal of Honor and he fucking fought in World War II. I'll do you one better. I will do you one better. The one thing I want to know is what is the name of the person

that this belonged to? Nope. You just deny me that? You! Raven Herrera. Give me a first name. Give me a first name. Whose Purple Heart is this?

Well, I... Okay, I'll give you a hint. No, I didn't ask for a fucking hint. All right. He is... He is... He is Hispanic. I'll give you a hint No I didn't ask for a fucking hint Alright so he is He is He is Hispanic The Schmookerbite Schmurders

The Booperbite Booperbite Please tell me It's another man named Brandon Herrera Alright so the guy's name Is Hispanic Great That narrows it down to a third of the population His first or last name So the guy's name is Hispanic. Great.

That narrows it down to a third of the population. His last name is Jose. Last name? His first name is No Way Jose. I hate that actor. It's so bad. I had it set up in my mind. That defiled this Purple heart more than i ever could

are you that was the grossest shit i've ever heard that's this is the grossest thing you've ever received yeah you you you making that joke that was so bad nice try buddy you're still keeping it it's right there you just gifted it was bestowed it wasn't gifted it's not a gift wait brandon where are you putting that in your house if i know if i know whose it is i will put It wasn't gifted. It's not a gift. It was bestowed upon you. If I know whose it is, I will put it in my office. No shit. We say offline?

No, I'm not telling you shit. See, now I'm throwing the ball on your court. Until I die. I'll never tell you. Can I take that one and give Brandon mine? If you want to. Oh, boy. Now Brandon's like, fuck. never tell you i want to give brandon mine if you want to he's giving you a charizard for your jigglypuff i will i will put it in the background of my videos i'll i'll put it up on the gun wall. I'll raise that bet.

Okay, Rich, you can... I'll put this on the gun wall in the back of my videos. You're going to do it anyway because that was bestowed upon you from a veteran. Nope. Oh, so you don't respect the veteran that gave it to you. I don't know his name. I don't know if it's real. Just Google what a real one

and what a fake one looked like. If you're not going to give him the letters that came with it, that's pretty fucked up. If you're not going to give him the letters that came with it, address to him. I'm trying to honor the veteran. That sounds right for me. I am trying to honor the veteran who gave this to me.

I feel like this is the cheap ploy in order to get more information. And I believe that this young man who wanted me to give it to you. This feels like a really fucking shitty... That felt like a fake Purple Heart to me. Oh, call it a fake Purple Heart. Just to be clear.

You have letters from a veteran and a Purple Heart recipient addressed to Brandon and you won't give him the letters? Correct. Interesting. That's a bold strategy. I'll give him the letter that's addressed to him. You a bold strategy. Oh, I'll give him the letter. I'll give him the letter that's addressed to him. You should work at the VFW with that kind of attitude.

Jesus Christ. Oh, I'm not. Are you a b****? Because the VFW would give that to you if you were. You're not giving him the letters? Oh, no. I feel like this has been a really bad defense so far. Oh, no, no, no, no.

You guys want something that I have, and I'm not giving it up. I'm dressed to him. This is the first time I've felt this way since I lost my virginity at 23. This is great. It was apparently for me. I'm tempted to call the... It's for you on behalf of the work that you and unsubscribed have done. What's that?

I'm tempted... It feels different than my purple heart. You're more than welcome to pull out your Purple Heart and compare it. And if it's fake, then it's fake and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it. That's totally fine. I'm telling you right now that the honest to God truth

of that is that I received it from a veteran who said that it was to be given to you from him. Purple Heart. And you have to do it. It's an extra you. It's a stolen from him. And you have to do you. It's a natural layer. He's like, I got this.

And it's just a present. You have supporting documents that you want to release. In order to honor said veteran, I offered to put that in the background of all of my videos from here on out. That's honoring it, putting it in the background of a fucking YouTube video? That's it? To show how much it means to me. I feel like that's a bad take

VFW. You're trying. You're really trying. I don't feel like that works. I have no skin in this game. You have letters addressed to him that you won't give him. No, I said I'll give him the letter

to him. Oh, yeah. No, you did not say that the previous four times I asked. Hold on. Just for the record. Alright, I gotta make something clear here. Alright, there are things that I'm not sharing on this podcast intentionally. Oh, but you'll give him the letters after that. I will give you... Oh, okay. Yeah, privately?

I'm fine. I will give you... I'm fine with that. No, no, no. Hold on. I will give you some of the things that I got. This is like a FOIA request where you're going to hit that bitch with a black sharpie and be like, you can't know this. You can't know that. I don't care.

I feel very comfortable with you saying that I gave you a fake purple heart and I'm like, no, I didn't. it right now. I feel very comfortable with you saying that I gave you a fake purple heart and I'm like, no, I didn't. Did the person who gave that? It's funny because purple heart and the purple hand. Did the person who gave that know that that's what you were going to do with it?

Give it to you? He gave it to me to give to you. Did he give you letters addressed to him to give to him? Yes. Did he know that you were going to redact the fuck out of him? So one of... I said... I'm being nice and not putting his name out there

because I don't want him to get any blowback for what he did because the Purple Heart community is... You don't want to give the Purple Heart community. Hold on. He made... God, I don't want to say too much because I don't want to get him in trouble. He made... Hold on. He rewrote with Photoshop a Purple Heart Award

for you. That's awful. He rewrote a Purple Heart Award and said it is the cutout of a Purple Heart certificate, I guess you'd say, that has given to blah, blah, blah, so-and-so. And you're on there. And there's two versions of it that he gave me. You'll get them both. You're not getting the letter that he gave to me.

You're getting everything else. Who's that letter addressed to? Well, there's a portion that's to me. And then there's a portion that's to Brandon there's a portion that's to be when the letter starts and it says dinner blank blank okay if you want the whole story no I just want I just want the one word you just want to answer the here who he gave me two letters one address to me and one for Brandon okay you give him the one that says Brandon yeah I'm getting the one that says Brandon

unredacted yeah okay absolutely Okay. Absolutely. Good. Yeah. I've got nothing to hide. This isn't mine. Okay. I've got nothing to hide as he spends 10 minutes trying to hide shit, but okay. I'm the delivery guy. But I'm also, hey, listen, I don't know what you're gonna do. You say this guy's name once, and then I'm mm-mm. I'm more

impressed. This is what the live show's gonna be. Dude, I got people that gonna be i'm gonna say one quick thing and it doesn't do anything other than i never got a letter of why i got received a purple heart what yeah fuck you hold on elaborate i never got anything so you're just guessing no so his purple heart means more because he got a letter with it you're more official i never got a letter with it. You're more official.

I never got a letter. Settle down. They can hear your thoughts. So really, you think you know why he got it, but you're not sure. Well, I got shot. I know the day I got shot. Right, but like. Your award says that though, right?

This is in combat. Again, we were in theater. He has an idea of why he got shot. I have no, but we didn't go. There weren't like, here's a paper and everything. They were like. That was it. I mean, like when you read like metal citations, it's like, you know. I never got that.

Private Eli Cuevas, blah, blah, blah. I never got that. This is the one that I read a lot of. We're just guessing because you got shot. That was the letter that was given to you. Yeah, if you want. That or exploded. Okay.

That's wild why i never was handed like for mine it was never that it was uh documentation from the see this is what pisses me off and doing my videos because it's always like hey you said that uh you said that metals are shit you said that colonel so-and-so had a distinguished service cross or whatever and i can't find the documentation for it it's like homie wore it in every fucking uniform he ever had he's here's an interview where he says he got it doing this but i can't find the certificate so i don't fucking believe you and it's like real quick best example of how medals work in the military this is how i knew they weren't worth their weight and gold was we were the uh front assault unit a majority in baghdad and then when we've seen another company getting awarded medals four months to five months later we were like oh okay and then

they started reading what they did we're like, wait. That's what we did. Why? No, it was like, wait, they're getting medals? Like we were so surprised because they weren't in the action. They were on the fob the entire time. And then they went out to action. They had like three ticks total. We were doing that every other day.

So we were hyper confused. And then our captain or no captain up first aren't and captain were like hey yeah the medals are like a bullshit system they put it in and then they just get approved and then it is that is how you get them a lot of the time yeah you guys were like when the fuck did we get ice cream right you guys are getting paid dude we were so confused by that we're like I have very familial examples of people who like

earned a certain medal but didn't get it because the paperwork was never filled out dude and I'll say your name Jake Tribbett a big shout out to Jake Tribbett this is doing Felucia the push of Felucia he like pulled I want to say a dude got shot and then he pulled one of his

buddy another dude was getting shot pulled him back ran out grabbed another and pulled him back this is like in felucia heat of felucia he was put in a bronze star and again this is during that push this is like we we're we're being restrictive on Bronze Stars or any medals. So he is in the shit. The shit. He is attached to a Marine. He's a Navy corpsman. And he is doing this.

And they're like, hey, you're not getting this medal because you didn't return fire. That was literally the record of why he did not get a Bronze Star with V-Device is because he did not return fire. He was running out in enemy fire and pulling people out of gunfire that were injured. And that was the write-off of why he never got anything. It's fucking insanity. I was like, holy shit. There is a pretty weird because when you go to medic school, they don't teach you to return fire they teach you to run it run your ass out there put a tourniquet on if the tourniquet's necessary otherwise get that motherfucker out of there as quickly as possible cover and at no point

in my training was i ever told hey return fire i need to pull this tourniquet real quick hold on the amount of times that i've seen medics throw grenades in the heat of battle. Let me tell you. Renowned for it. I would give them the sniper rifle just like... Cheers to Saul, bro. Just like in... Shit.

What was that really bad EOD movie? Call of Duty. No. Hurt Locker. Hurt Locker. Hurt Locker, Where a random guy goes onto a scope with a .50 cal and dots a dude.

Hey, don't talk about Hawkeye like that. Dude. I think that's every better and worse movie. You're the only Hawkeye I know. God, I have no interest. I have found the worst movie ever made for a military that has done anything. I used to think that. I used to think that.

I had a really awkward conversation with a dude that was EOD in like, 03. And he's like, that movie's actually pretty fucking realistic. He's like,

everybody shits on it because it seems unrealistic to you. He's like, you have to realize EOD guys in 2003, 2004, 2005, Wild West. He's like, have to realize eod guys in 2003 and 2004 2005 wild west he's like we did yep whatever the fuck we wanted and nobody challenged us on it because we had such a high

turnaround because so many dudes were dying doing that job so my my flip side to that argument is when you see an infantry unit deployed and they leave their humvee running the eod element walks up and like this humvee's unattended with their 50 cal in the back where are they and then like oh they're they are they're inside this house no fucking unit i've ever met it's like leave the vehicles with the fucking heavy mounts unattended in the streets we're gonna take these houses and secure the area you know what we tell our 50 cal shooters and the drivers hey stay the fuck in the vehicle don't fucking move we will secure the area for everything else never dismount because if we dismount it went in a house and then i say fucking believe i almost said in the 50 cal yes the bad guys are in the 50

cal like aimed at the building that we're about to dismount and they light us up it's like it's a bad day i'm not saying every person i'm just telling you what the dudes that did it in 2003 told me but like i saw it as more of a an amalgamation of a bunch of individual stories put together as one guy. Because we definitely got a safety briefing about a dude that went off post to go hit a brothel. And also a dude that went off post to do some Superman shit and hold a guy hostage that he thought was a bomb maker or some shit. Rewind, stop, pause. Okay. How many people

do you know would just hold fire for a dude to break through all the security barriers? No, I'm not saying all the stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's where you're like that guy like walks up with a gun and does this and you're like oh boy, we'd be shot

at the 300 yard line we've done that multiple i had a guy that was running a checkpoint onto a post uh or fob overseas and uh deployed them as my second tour and he was like the the rifleman that was like out in front and the car like stopped it wasn't like avoid like doing the correct directions to get through to go at this checkpoint and it was it was a v-bed it was a v-bed and he was just like oh fuck and like grabbed the guy and just started beating the out of him and drug him out of the car and start beating the shit out of him and he was like because he was like trying to detonate it as he was like you know up against the guy like oh my god and uh he kept his hat he like he like the first time he told me he's like yeah i beat the shit out of this guy

he was gonna detonate they really fucked me up but i still have his hat it's at home i've got my hat i got his hat at home i beat the shit out of him and we arrested him and he got interrogated and uh but i've got his hat i keep that hat then i'm like it's the small things yeah can i can i show you guys something and i'll send i'll send this to the editor so you guys can see it too i really hope it's your wiener unedited i have it's not very big only once anyways uh i get sent a lot of shit to my email of like everybody's just like here's my funniest story in my whole military career and one of the best ones i've ever gotten was like hey here's my funniest story in my whole military career and one of the best ones i've ever gotten was like hey here's all the pictures of my scout sniper platoon

we we bought mascot grade beaver costumes on? How do you terrify a dude? Dude! That's a side effect. Dude, in 50 years, that is why we won the war. Why were you terrified of the impidels? They walked

in beaver costumes and did not care. They were murking us with beaver costumes and did not care. They were murking us with beave costumes. Boosies is coming. Boosies is here. Boosies is here.

Holy shit. You know that was the Texas unit. They were like, we're going to be Buc-ee's in Iraq, man. We're going to close it out. I've said it before. I think it was wajanowski one of my favorite things was it was clearing a sector and he goes to it was a hard spot or whatever he opens the trunk with a 12 gauge opens it again clears it opens it and there is

a 300 pound v-pid at the back of the trunk that he just shot to open said V-Pid. And he was like, BAM! Opens, he's like, like an awkward walk away. Oh, we're gonna call EOD and they're gonna ask why we opened this with a 12 gauge. I was like, bro, you just almost

killed your entire fucking team right when the when the v-bit went off when i was overseas that i got hit with i was sitting there and i was in the uh the gunner's uh hatch chilling out in a humvee 240 bravo and two guys in front and we're both looking over at the front Humvee that's going out of this compound. And we're like, what's going on? Why aren't they leaving?

Oh, the gunner's yelling at somebody. I'm like, something's fucking happening. He's, oh, he just racked his 240. Something's fucking boom.

And then I was like, ah, and I pop up and the gun and I'm like, I racked my 240 and I'm scared. And we're all just like, are you okay just like you okay are you okay yeah that was fucking insane it was awesome went out the first car i go they're jumping out of the hump it's deadlined uh everybody's live okay and then it was like

that that that that that and they're like what's falling around and i'm like looking around like there's there's people meet they're like? There's people meat falling on and around our truck. There's pieces of people. It's not our people. It's definitely an Arab because everything's hairy. I said that. I said that out loud. Both statements coming from you.

Yeah. It wasn't a joke. It was like serious. I'm like, no, I'm breaking it down. I'm like, no, no, no. This is like skin from the arm and thigh or a leg of somebody. This is a hairy fucking dude. And they're like, all right.

Beware for secondaries. And I'm like, okay. And then there wasn't. So we just kind of like towed it home. And on that note, Cody. Everyone, thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast today. I was joined by some of my best friends. Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician.

Some. Angry Cops. I'm dumb. Brandon Herrera. He's got a purple heart. Brandon, hold it up. Be proud of it. Don't be ashamed of it.

Brandon. Myself, Donut Operator. I fucking hate it here. Please catch us on the after show on Patreon. We're going to go on war stories I'm gonna pee real quick, our pee pee story I don't know, it's fucking short this time because we did a very long podcast

we love you! I held onto that for six months and told nobody, I told nobody I'll say this, well for one, I appreciate the commitment to the bit, but to whoever to whoever that's what I fucking said! Fuck you!

To whoever sent this, I am very thankful. I will actually put this in the back of my videos. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. Kisses! Kisses! We'll see you next week. You won't know my