Unsubscribe Podcast - 182 - The Leaked Spicy iCloud Incident ft. The Fat Electrician & Angry Cops | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 182

Episode Date: October 21, 2024

We decided to film a podcast after spending the day at Oktoberfest because what could go wrong? Papa Electrician joins the table to expose some secrets and the audience cam is in full swing! ONLY A FEW LIVE SHOW TICKETS LEFT: https://unsubcrew.com/liveshows Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! GHOSTBED Right now GhostBed is offering 50% off everything if you use the code –UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout or go to https://www.GhostBed.com/Unsubscribe MANSCAPED Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code UNSUB at https://manscaped.com PDS DEBT Get a free debt analysis right now at https://PDSDebt.com/unsub ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast BUY US A DRINK! https://paypal.me/UnsubscribePodcast FREE TO USE MEDIA (Please tag Unsubscribe Podcast) https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uppmQHMGf8uI2OuOatp932e3S2VGy0PE?usp=sharing ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters: 0:00 Welcome To Unsub! 1:44 The Gang Went To Oktoberfest 7:14 Early 2000s Movies 9:46 Nic’s Recent History Research 11:31 The Hawaiian Mongooses 13:51 Hippos Are Delicious? 14:49 The Gang Leaves America? 16:50 AD 18:03 London 20:40 Fat Files 21:20 The Why Files 22:04 Brandon’s Upcoming Videos 25:08 Cody Isn’t Allowed To Retire 26:06 Let Him Cook 27:02 Hammer Time 28:48 Unsub Live Tour 35:27 AD 36:41 Unsub Live Tour 38:32 Brandon’s Fight 42:18 Sheets Vs WaWa 43:24 Unsub Live Tour 48:07 Christmas & Shot Show 51:28 Iowa 52:55 Nic Is In Paris 53:22 AD 54:28 CORE 4 55:22 JD Delay 1:03:30 The Gang Does Paintball? 1:05:48 Training Stories 1:12:21 The Stolen Valor Tour 1:15:21 We Don't Like The Government 1:18:57 Dumb People In The Military 1:22:29 Seaman Kum 1:26:00 Dumb Soldier Stories 1:31:38 Brandon’s New Business 1:32:48 Cody’s Chest Rigs 1:34:09 We Like Bidnesses 1:44:50 Chaos 1:49:57 Turbo Tax & Write Offs 1:53:38 RETENTION BEAT 1:54:31 Leaking Spicy Photos 1:59:05 Nic’s Dad Exposes Todd 2:06:39 Balls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh god, drunk Cody? Here I go slurring! Does anyone have a gun? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Dude, who's the fat hairy guy gonna sit in between? It's like an Elton John fart. What?

He came on it? Yeah, dude, Seaman Cum came on my PSP. Go on! How does it feel? How does it feel?! What are we doing? I'm ready to settle down. Anyways.

Is it real? Ohhhh. Goddamn. I'm married. All right, I'm all the way there. Let's get this going. Nick ate all my goddamn gummy worms yesterday. All five pounds of them.

You were grabbing handfuls of gummy worms out of my fridge and eating them. I'm fat. Chase, editor, just push in on Sav and Vanessa. That will be the retention beat every time it gets boring. Retention beat. Are we ready? 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribed podcast i'm joined by every

friend i have in existence right now including eli double tap nick fat electrician brandon herrera myself donut operator we really appreciate you all being here we were not at octoberfest all day drinking no no never once not once not one october this is practicing for the live show i like it. We have a whole bunch of people. Hi, everyone! Nick proposed to me. He gave me a real ring and I just ate it. Oh, you ate that? You ate his ring? Where'd you put that?

Don't worry about it. There was only one way he could sneak it out of Oktoberfest and I hate to tell you. He could have just carried it out. It was candy. Oh, boys, what did we do today? Eli, what did we do today? Eli, what did we do today? We went to Oktoberfest. Naturally, we just did three.

This is the fourth podcast or third? Third. Third podcast. Third. And we always line everything up back to back to back. And then we did all day of drinking. I took a nice power nap on the drive back. Sam, it was 80 degrees, 90 degrees out in the sun it was not 80

fucking degrees that was like 90 plus 90 degrees and then uh out in the sun and naturally we did something new we drank for the first time yeah so that was a good time and then we swung hammer wait no one has their fucking power mine's on the wall how many hammers did you win i well i got six tiny hammers on my ribbon that means you played it how many times seven one for the ribbon and then one for every hammer i won you should have won every time you should have seen your dad afterward. As soon as you got only two out of the first three, he's like, we're going to be here all fucking day. Did he really?

Yeah. Oh, fuck, he knows. Look, they were like, if you get ten hammers, you win a golden star. So I was like, I'm getting fucking ten hammers, I guess. I was conditioned since kindergarten to want gold stars. So fucking here we are. Well, you know, let's calm down on gold stars in October fest. After I got,

after I got, it's a star, not an Eagle. It's okay. You'll get to go. After I got to six, the guy's like, we don't,

we don't have gold stars. Nobody's ever actually tried to get 10 hammers. So I was like, well, that's fucking dumb. You take that sign off. And then everyone's cheering there the entire time. Yeah.

Every time you're so you are the only one that was like every time lining up. Then all the guys that turned into a competition of giant pissing. Who can hit the bell and who couldn't hit the bell? If you get a gold star at Oktoberfest, you get a free ticket for the train ride. Oh, speaking of trains. It was $125. definitely not worth we're supporting a small local business it's a cool train but that looks fucking you bought a train at oktoberfest oh oof oh we've never had this many people staring at the cars go behind the engine eli

did you drop him off somewhere god the cots was left behind he was just following orders nick you ever heard of hitler he was just following orders oh Nick. He was just following orders. You ever heard of Hitler? He was just following orders. Oh, no. It's a good thing it's a train. On the drive there, we have Rich doing his best German voice ever.

Nazi. German. When you're fucking giving directions to King Trout while he's driving the van and the directions are take the Third Reich on the left it's Nazi, not German. Okay. Oh, now you're not going to do anything?

There's a mic on you. No. I was just following orders. My favorite one was where do I park? Far orders. My favorite one was, where do I park? Far right. Oh, yeah, the girls missed out on all of that. It was a great time. How high do you need to hit the bell?

It's like here. The bell was like right here. I love that we were making a joke about that and I look around at the line and there's a guy there in full lederhosen that's just listening to us and he goes like, like, fuck. Bro, we're joking.

That guy with the tattoos on his neck makes me feel a little nervous. He's saying Nick. Well, it was... My favorite part is it was like a block away from the pacific war museum that nimitz grew up and i was like we're just gonna pay attention to one half of world war two don't acknowledge the other half it's fine they acknowledge the other half every october fest it was a good time though we had a good time we mainly just swung the hammers drank a few beers

ate some like two beers two beers like two beers man moses they didn't have boots which was super annoying i thought they would have like the massive thing leader boot yeah and then dust boot i didn't know there was a game for that nick was trying to explain that we should play there's a game yeah yeah so it's a it's a two liter boot and you have to drink with the toes pointed away from you so like it glugs to fuck you up. And the goal of the game is you have to just keep pat. You take one pole and then you pass it to the guy in front of you. And you can't be the person that if I were to, if I take a pole and I hand it to Eli

and Eli finishes it, I lose. Oh, you have to be the person that started or what's the, so you can't be, you can't hand it off to the person that finishes it. So there's like strategy as far as like, okay, I don't think Eli can chug this much. So I can take as big or as little of a pull as I need to, to try to not let Eli win. And then there's another layer of like the glugging of the toes pointed away from you that like could fuck up your chug. And then if you like, Oh, what could you get an air pocket? Then you're're done anyways the only thing i remember is that movie beer fast like it was like spinning the boot yeah yeah so you don't do the the fucking

glug thing that was another broken lizard movie the super troopers guys yeah the good one yeah that one watched in the military that was one of the 2008. When did that come out? 2008? No, that was earlier than that. 2006? That was, I watched that in the theater.

Not on a Zune. Close. On a Zune in the desert. Don't lie to me. We only watch on those Zunes. Everyone used port-a-potties today. So,

it was a blast from the past. Oh, God. Beer Fest came out in 2006 dude every movie around that time like there is every movie around that time there's influence from the broken lizard guys like the dukes of hazard beer fest all the other shit they did it's like super troopers super troopers two and three is that the same era where every low budget comedy that came out they just called unrated to want to sell more?

They sold more DVDs. All right. They're killing it. And they haven't done anything in... What was the last movie they did? It's been a minute, man. They had that firefighter show on Netflix for a minute there. Yeah, I don't remember what it's called.

What was it about? Firefighters. This is like a firefighter show did it do good the premise is they're firefighters in a town that never has fires because it's Tacoma Washington so they get into hijinks and have goofs and a good time while bonding

so it's like tires without Shane Gillis and comedy So it's like Tires without Shane Gillis. And comedy. Tires, Ritz, Secret, Secret, not even saying it, Ritz. Hey, I haven't watched Tires yet. Tires is good. Tires, I really enjoy that. Shane Gillis and the cast kill it.

What is it about? They work at a tire store. It's Shane Gillis working at a jiffy lube yeah next to andrew schultz right yeah next to that other guy that looks like ron jeremy yeah pretty much yeah i want to watch me peel out i want to play catch up with my friends. We haven't done this in a while. I have no idea what you have in the works, you have in the works. Cody's now just dedicated to unsub, and two more videos till you hit 1,000? Yeah, 998 right now, buddy.

You're right there. I know. Eli told me I can't quit, though. Not yet. Two more years, yeah, I need them. Way more frequently. Nick, what videos do you have in the world?

Um, so every single time that there's a major war, they try to get rid of the Marine Corps immediately after pretty much almost all of them. They've tried to get, get rid of the Marine Corps since like, I don't know, the war of like 1812. They were,

they were always like, ah, we don't fucking need these i just every time i don't know why it's just like some dude has a bright idea it's like yeah i'm good and uh after world war ii in 1945 uh eisenhower was like let's get rid of the marine corps and then it'll be nice and simple we'll just have the army and the navy and that's that'll that'll be good we'll get we'll get rid of the marines and then uh in 1946 alcatraz had a prison riot where they took over alcatraz and the guards couldn't handle it and there's only one military branch that responds directly to the president that they could send in without authorization from congress so they sent in the marines to fucking take over alcatraz and this is 1946 everybody in the marine corps is a fucking flamethrower operator from the pacific and they rolled up with incendiary grenades in 1911s and got alcatraz back

in like 45 minutes you just want to get one cell you burn everyone falls in line real quick i'm imagining the amount of ptsd in the room as they're just smacking them with buttstocks of rifles yelling slurs that don't make sense to the white guy. He called me a what head? What the fuck, man? They're all coming back from the Pacific Theater.

Don was definitely there oh yeah so i got that and then i was looking at uh i was researching mongoose in hawaii i don't know if i'm gonna do that video or not mongoose in hawaii yeah so there's uh hawaii doesn't really have any native it's really unique because hawaii doesn't have like a whole lot of native animals because it's a fucking island so for like thousands of years the only native animals to hawaii were birds birds and turtles shit that could make it to an island right so uh over thousands of years all a lot of the birds and turtles they developed ground nesting because there were no predators to eat their eggs so like the birds would have their nests on the ground turtles already lay their eggs on the

ground i'm beginning to see the problem and then the polynesians showed up and they brought with them uh pigs chickens and rats that's why there's like wild chickens fucking all over hawaii and pigs and the pigs yeah there's literally beach yeah pigs yeah there's just fucking wild pigs and chickens all over i've seen moana go on exactly so what they don't talk about is the rats right the rats are kind of not really an issue because they're just you know they're rats but whatever um but in they've never been in the early 1900s obviously there weren't a whole lot of people being like oh let's go on fucking vacation so the way hawaii made all its money was in sugar cane plantations and the rats would eat the bottom of the stock of sugar

cane because it tastes good and it would fuck up all the sugar crops so some plantation owners like you know what would get rid of all these rats fucking super mega steroid rats mongooses so he just imported a bunch of mongooses and they just started eating all the turtle and the bird eggs is it mongooses or mung geese uh it's mongooses i checked actually okay i was somebody would ask me that question i was i wanted to know i checked i was gonna bother me if i didn't know you mean mung geese no it's mongooses i fucking checked um so now the mong the mongooses just run around eating all the turtle and bird eggs fucking up the entire population and the funny part is is no when they imported the mongooses they're like this this will work they'll eat rats right i mean bigger rats will fuck up the smaller rats it'll be great well

the mongoose and the rats one of them's nocturnal and the other one's only up during the day so they never fucking intermingle ever so they like didn't take out any of the rats. It just fucked up all the other living creatures on Hawaii, and it's still a major problem to this day. It's just like the hippos that you're talking about. They don't have a natural predator. Yeah. Yeah. It fucks up everything.

They just destroy everything. Also, we almost had American hippos. We almost brought those over to us, too. Are the Colombian ones? No, no. This is also back in the 1900s. Some congressman was like, fucking let's bring hippos to the South.

Because apparently hippos are delicious. Oh, yeah. And they marketed it as like the beef industry, but water beef. Let's have fucking water cows. And they were like this fucking close to having a congressional act to importing hippos and just having

hippo farms in the South. Take it from me, congressmen never have bad ideas. Yep, I'm aware. Anyways, this podcast... Kevin talked about hippos being the best meat he's ever had. Which is why I would love to have hippos. Apparently it's really good. Yeah. Kevin Brittingham.

They swear by it. They swear by fucking hippo meat. We need to go to South Africa. Yeah, South Africa and just go stay with him for like a week, two weeks. I don't want to leave America. I'm good. There's very limited circumstances I would

and that's one of them. Wait, does any of you have stamps on your passports yet? I gonna have passports i was gonna do the d-day drop and uh my passport came in three days later than i needed to leave but you have a passport now i've got a passport now let's fucking go somewhere i guess cody do you have a passport yet uh no i lost mine but you've been out of the states though yeah yeah what wait the states are you lose everything for passports he went to the uk toads hitler lockets yeah damn you're like wallet keys knife gun hitler lock fuck i'm for hitler lockets right now i keep losing those motherfuckers. I don't know why. Wait, you went to the UK?

Yeah, I went to England. When the fuck did this happen? This is like 2017. Yeah, I went down there and they were doing a gaming convention thing and they wanted me to stream it and talk about new games coming out. I did not know about this. How was that? That was before we all met, I think.

Yeah, that's probably why I don't know about this yeah their food sucked ass it was in the uk no white people unseasoned food i was like super excited to eat an english breakfast and i was like oh this is basically dog shit i wish i would have just picked up jeeves fucking poop and put it in my mouth. Sorry, chef. Oh, no, no, no. I did not say British. I'm talking about the British. Very distinct verbiage here. The table explodes. Cody's hotel's in the ghetto. There's a bunch of gang violence when he wakes up. You just hear sword fights in the distance.

Man, I really didn't want to get stabbed. Have you seen that fucking meme where it's just two dudes just fucking go into town in each other's chest? It's like London Simulator. Eli! I'm a ghost. What are you doing? I'm here to tell you about Ghost Bag. Is this an ad? It might be an ad. Why are you doing? I'm here to tell you about GhostBed.

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They have like public service announcements that you're like not supposed to go out wearing a nice watch and shit because like people would just stab you to rob your watch. That's fucking crazy and they're all afraid of us. That's crazy. The thing is they drive past you on a motorcycle or a moped with a machete and

cut your hand off to take your watch. That's what's been happening. I'm just going to be honest. I won't allow somebody on a moped to fuck me up. It's not going to happen. What a gay mode of transportation. You're not allowed.

It's not. No. Just no. Just fuse your arm back on. Beat the shit out of him. Bro, if I got my hand chopped off by somebody on a moped, I'm going to lie. I don't know what the lie is yet, but I'm coming up with something. It was the joke I made. We did a 3D printed fucking gun video, and was like wearing a full plate carrier and just like face protection like oh god if this kills me tell my parents i was fucked to death in a gay brothel what happened i'm gay nick's just stumping someone how long were you in the uk for? Like a week. No shit.

That was like small, Cody. Like smaller as like you were, what, probably like 50K? Yeah, dude, only like 50, 60K subscribers at the time. Why do you think he was desperate enough to go to Britain? But yeah, I went out there and I did this little gaming stream thing, just like introducing new creators who are making video games and a good friend of mine flew me out there paid for everything like alright cool

damn yeah I've never been there yeah the food was ass Ireland's Ireland Germany and Japan and the beautiful Middle East so you've been over the Middle East before Ireland's part of the UK okay

don't start your car Nick You've been over to the Middle East before. I was part of the UK. Don't start your car, Nick. Dad, go warm up the truck. You just do the auto start thing. We just hear an explosion in the distance. All right. Well, that was quick. So we got what you're doing next and have you uh solidified what which video you're doing next or you're just like ah mongoose i know when it happens i don't know i might i might do neither i have no idea i know when it happens the nick mindset he just lets the hate flow through him

and then whatever gets made gets made that's pretty much hence fat files yeah you dude fat files is crazy crazy when you know all the analytics on both sides you're like god damn that thing is killing it right now that files does pretty good people got mad at my cash for clunkers video but that's okay fat files is what i watch when i want to get angry yeah that's fair. Or understand why a business is cool. Yeah, pretty much. It's either capitalism winning or a government sucking. The government fucking it up, yeah. Yeah. The government stepping in to not just let the problem address itself like it was designed to do.

Weird. Yeah. Sounds like that's all of human history. Gary is putting us on contact with the Y-Files. I think that will be a really fun one. You guys watch him? I'm looking forward to that. That should be fun.

He's heckle fish. Even his little heckle fish. His channel is weird to watch because it is something he knows. People are like, eh, but he just forced heckle fish to be part of it. And now that sells a shit ton of merch for him. Really? Like, man, I would have never thought that business approach would have worked but it did but he's killing he did like he's two years old i think his channel yeah not him proper but he's yeah he's a he's a new content creator

what what guns do you have coming up i actually i have so many guns to do videos on that I'm backlogged on range content. But I think the next one is going to be Darwin for us. We're going to do a Darwin Awards. Those are always fun. I haven't done one in a while. But, dude, I have like three guns sitting on my fucking desk at home that are some of the worst guns I have ever seen in my entire fucking life. Because I like the whole the cursed gun thing i'm like taking it from cursed gun images to like what are some of the most cursed production guns that have

ever been made and there are some that like there's some obvious ones that you know people are that know we're shit but there are some that nobody has ever heard of like creatures from the 1980s and 1990s that i get in my hands i'm like fuck i knew this was bad that's why i bought it but this is actually worse than anything i could have ever dreamt up can you say any of them i've got i've got one i'll probably do a video on soon it is a dual pump action it is a pump action shotgun and a pump action ar-15 attached to it and you cannot pump it i hate everything so like you have to like there's a release at the very end you have to hit to pump the gun or you could just shake it violently and it'll randomly unlock it is so fucking bad it is one of it is probably the worst gun i fucking own

so is it one at a time yeah it's one round it's not like you pump it and then boom boom boom boom it's semi-auto it's literally one you have to fucking pump it every time and you have to hit a release does it fire the shotgun shell and the five five six round no you get to choose on the side there's a button on the side that goes rifle or shotgun and in the middle is safe and if you pump it off safe you break the gun irreparably this sounds like it's a problem no matter what it has a lot of failures hold on so then you have to fire switch it back to safe pump it switch it back to fire i think you could switch it between the two freely but it's it's bad it's fucking bad it is so so so bad wait how okay how many failures have you had with it so far i think i shot it once

literally once and i'm like i'm gonna save i literally said like i fired it one time i said i'm gonna save this for the video because if it breaks i want it to break on camera no shit because it is how much did you pay for it uh like i got so i found it on gun broker but then i found it on uh like some random cabela's had it in their used inventory for like 40 of what i was going to pay on gun broker so i'm like all right cool i'll buy it from you and the guy from cabela's sent a letter with it he's like by the way i've had to fix this so fucking much since we've had it in our inventory here's's the three things you don't fucking do. Good luck. I can't wait to see the video.

Oh, that's why it was the safety. He's like, do not rack it on safe. He said, good luck finding fucking parts for this once you break it. Dead serious. So, shout out to that guy. You're fucking rad. Appreciate that. Otherwise, we would have broken it instantly.

It is so fucking bad dude fuck and then cody you what's your just whenever the next shooting is yeah yeah i don't know man that's a minority been shot this week we'll fucking god just so defeated on your content we'll just see what fucking happens that's what i love most he was like cody absolutely cody you can't stop making videos yeah we We got this whole PepperBox.TV thing going on. You can't stop making videos. Two more before 1,000 videos on my main channel. How many are you going to do?

2,000? I don't know. I don't know, Eli. How many fucking videos am I going to do, Eli? Once a month, maybe. Twice if we're doing good. Jake, how many videos am I going to do, Jake? Cody, make four videos a month

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I don't care anymore. I'm fucking over this life. They won't let me do it. They won't let me cancel. They just won't let me die. I love how happy you are doing Let Em Cook, though. It is nice seeing a super positive Cody. He's like, hey, I'm cooking.

I was just going to be with my friends. That's super fun, man. I just get to make a nice grilled cheese and not see people get shot for five minutes. Gay! That's our ambassador for all police in America. Bro, I made 24 grilled cheeses yesterday. I was so happy doing America. Bro, I made 24 grilled cheeses yesterday. I was so

happy doing that. Dude, that was, again, the best fucking grill. I never thought about first, instead of butter on the outside, using mayonnaise. Never would have thought about that. And then cream cheese with the cheese. You know, because good with cheese, more cheese.

Hell yeah I've never been more disappointed Why do you look like midsummer over there? We were laughing about that because you know midsummer when the old Old people they jump off the cliff and if they don't die they hit him with a sledgehammer And so Nick was over there just smashing this fucking thing. And I turn and I see all the girls wearing the flower things on their heads. And like Midsommar popped into my head.

And Nick's just like slamming a fucking hammer down. We're like the Gallagher with a fucking watermelon. I was like, damn, this is like Midsommar, huh? Did we say earlier that Midsommar Night's Dream? I like swinging hammers, okay? You were so fucking good. You swung that I was there there's like Bing Bing Bing everyone's cheering every time and then you win and then you go right back into line I was like oh more hammer okay I get more get hammers you said I just I loved I started noticing that the entire Germanic crowd would just cheer like, ah, every time you fucking

got it to the bell. So before you swung, I started saying, Sig! It worked out. John tried. John tried to get it up there. John was close. I think, who was Finn, our poor boy Finn, it like almost touched it and then he couldn't get anywhere.

It did touch it, but it wasn't enough force to ring the bell. Yeah. It's like an Elton John fart. we had a good day it's a good it was good good group of boys i know and now we go with this we have what a good thank god we have some time off leading up into the live shows and then that chaos starts i'm gonna die at the live shows yeah well we thankfully we signed up for two in nashville bro yeah thanks ui i am hey i called everyone before i signed that bill i don't have a gun way less concerned about that and way more concerned about the flight from virginia to san diego that is luckily we're gaining three hours. Yeah. I think, right?

Yeah. I told you. I was like, yeah. It's not going to feel like it hung over on the plane. No, it will not. That's why we're sleeping. It'll just be a longer second day. Sleeping.

We're going to sleep. I can't sleep on planes, dude. I can't sleep on planes either. Yeah. I'm weird about that. I can't. If I'm sleeping on a plane, I'm fucked up. Like, I'm bad off.

Ambien. Last time, Cody was making fun of me the entire time. Dick. Wait for what? Fuck you, Nick. Cody's like, all right, flight leaves in seven minutes. We got time for a drink at the bar. I mean, fuck, I guess we're doing this.

We go to the bar and get a drink. Is it Southwest where they don't have um assigned seating yeah it was a southwest flight and we get in we're the last ones in they're like calling our names as we're walking into the gate because they fucking because every flight we took last tour was like they booked us in the baggage claim i know like so fucking tossed under the goddamn plane every time well because we're the last ones on the only seats left are middle seats and like it's you you and you and i'm walking down the front like the shitty who's who's the fat hairy guy gonna sit in between and every i'm picking like the two smallest women available just for oh fuck you i had a sick well no the first time Cody- I was sitting next to him from stem to stern. That was funny.

We didn't book the tickets, Eli. Okay, first off, the gang flies normal. I'm sorry. I'm first, and I asked this middle-aged woman, I was like, I'm sorry, can I sit in between you guys? And she's like, oh, sure. She was really nice. And Cody just goes, ha! You gotta sit next to the fat guy. The whole fucking plane just gets dead

quiet. Dude, last time we flew together, the fucking flight attendant came up to me and asked if I knew you. Oh yeah, I remember. What the fuck did I do? What did Cody do? I had just shown you a fucking reel on Instagram where it's like, today's mission.

It's like a joke where it's like, steal as many things or put as many things into your friend's pocket as possible or some shit like that. Like random things. And you're just like, oh, I'm just going to steal out of yours. We'd both been drinking at the time. And you're just like, visibly, like, I'm going to my seat. And the flight attendant is behind both of us. And you are right behind me Taking shit out of my backpack like this is so funny. Here's your flip-flop. She like leans over to me super close like

Do you know this man? It's that do you know this man? I was so So many flights together for the live tour, otherwise, I would be like ma'am I've never seen this man in my life. I'm afraid i'm so fucking scared show next round we're gonna do the live tour but with a greyhound bus so then they have a reason to complain you didn't seem like five days you were not having a good time when the 300 pound 55 year old man was explaining to the man next to him how he knows 57 ways to gut a man alive with a pocket knife. Connor were you there? It was me

and Eli were at the front of the plane we just got knocked the skywalk and there were two attractive thin women with a seat between them and there were two fat annoying looking guys and Eli goes no take your pick and I was like alright you're lost. It's between the hot girls and I was like fuck you

I was a gentleman and then it's like this and then you're hearing that cause not hot girls and Eli was like fuck you I was a gentleman and then it's like this and then you're hearing that cause Nick looks back at me Eli's like I can see his soul dying you mentioned PTSD stare I'm dreaming of war

I'm like please please kill me Eli said that I can read the subtitles in eli's head is like i've seen combat there's no way you're getting a knife kill my favorite part was you just like with your hat like you were down like this pulled your hat down and you were just furiously texting as if you were asleep so pissed off i was like damn it. And he's just that guy that has the leather vest on

like a skull. He's a veteran. He's the guy that shares the meme on Facebook of like the wolf blanket that says I'm dangerous when you mess with my family and kids. Also, I can't run a mile in 45 minutes.

Despite my diabetes, I am the sheepdog. I Have two wolves inside me both are gay And then they just talk the other fucking both of them is just two of those just talking back and forth I was like Pull the hat down. Pretend to be asleep. Text furiously. We're going to fly better this time. Thank fuck.

I was going to say, I will pay out of pocket. Greyhound next time. Fuck. I want one Greyhound trip to see how mad we are. You heard it here first. This is the last unsubscribed tour. Bro. I'm not gonna lie. Taking a Greyhound bus would be funny

if we could record it just to do it. If there's one. Riding Greyhound buses across states is fucking wild. Oh God, drunk Cody. That's the least of your problems. I don't know about that. Why is the bus flying? It was the I don't know about that.

As we board the bus, I just hand Cody a Burger King crown. Here goes learning. I I go slurring. I can have it my way. I'm fucking crying. Just shit wreck Cody getting on a Greyhound bus is a dangerous game. It's like Russian roulette.

You're rolling the dice on that one. You're drawing straws to who's next to him let me claim him as a friend we gonna make it to dallas we'll see i don't know that guy i am down for that our sponsor for this video is pds debt because everything is really expensive right now i spent 400 at the grocery store and I don't even know what I got. Milk. He got milk. One milk. You may be in debt right now because the economy is in shambles. You know what also comes with debt? Stress, anxiety, existential doom. PDS Debt has a solution for you. Help is available. Whether it be medical bills,

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It takes 30 seconds. Go to pdsdebt.com slash unsub. Go now. I'm going. I'm excited for it. Pass that. The long flight and the back-to-back. We're doing like, we have two in Nashville, which thankfully-

Is it the same night? Yeah, same night. We actually got emails about that and DMs. It was like, like man all the nashvilles were sold out that sucks it's like well actually i need i need some of you that bought the first show to buy the second show and i need you to message us and let us know which one's better when we're fucked up or when we're really fucked up oh we have to pay two choices which way western man we have to pace ourselves for the first show i'd seriously i have whiskey

coming out of my nose never mind we're not pacing ourselves i'm asleep on the table all right well thank you everyone do the thing fuck that one's gonna be that one is we get to see the energy level and how that translates back to back it's gonna be fine you wanted to do it I know I didn't even sign up for Nashville you signed up for Nashville twice

after I was like do you guys want to do this like yeah Nashville's dope. I'm like, okay. Nobody said fuck yeah to two shows. No, the second show I was like, hey, do we want to do this? Called Cody first. Cody's like, whatever the guys say. I was like, okay.

Nick's like, I'll work. I don't give a fuck. My thing, I do Do I think two Nashville shows is going to be good for our health? No. Do I think it'll be fun to test bits? Yeah. I think it'll be a good time. Plus, we get to see more of you because I think that that's one of our smallest theaters.

And Nashville. You guys love Nashville. That's one of your favorite places to go. The last time we went was for my fight. Holy shit, yeah. It was funny because go. The last time we went was for my fight. Holy shit, yeah. It was funny because that was the one time we went to Nashville for four days and I didn't drink at all. No, not until after the fight.

And I didn't even really drink then because my fucking head hurt. Yeah. And you're at that point where you haven't drank for like two months almost. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I was sober for like two months. And then I show up to the bars with a fucking black eye and everybody's like oh careful with this guy he's already had too much like i haven't i haven't drank for like a portion of the year dude i remember you just went to bed yeah straight up it was like i was i went out with everybody

like everybody's okay cool like took two shots i'm like all right i'll see you in the morning where's some ibuprofen my head hurts my back hurts i can't walk he won his fight and i was feeding him airplane bottles oh that was funny that's still uh chase you could probably find that i'll send it to you if not during the post-fight interview you hand me a fucking airplane bottle as i'm doing that like i'm still shirtless like blood is covered and covering me i did a fucking mini bottle of uh vodka i think whiskey oh no i got your jack dude oh fuck yeah jack i remember that and we have uh actually zach and rich are gonna be at the nashville shows we're gonna have uh we're gonna pull zach on stage for a story you guys might guess which one unless they don't want it we're gonna

actually test that we're like who wants to hear the goat story? Donkey story. And then if it's just quiet, like, sorry, Zach. It's just crickets. Nobody says a damn thing. Zach running up to it, turns around, slowly walks away. If you're there at the Nashville show, the funniest thing ever. Say nothing. Dead silence.

That's what the donkey did, too. Silence is consent. No, Rich. Rich, stop. The cops had a... What did we tell you, Rich? Who's the donkey now? We had a seminar about this.

You see what happens when you try to remain silent with cops? You have a right. Nashville, is that the one you guys are looking forward to the most? I think Boston. I know Rich is Buffalo. 100% Rich is excited for Buffalo. Just to drive there. San Diego or Boston?

Oh, fuck. You do get to drive there. I'm sorry. Is that a real question? Which for you guys? Which one do you want most? I don't know. You can ask the history. Which city do you care more about? The one with all the history

and, like, shit or San Diego? We don't get to see any of it. I know, but still. It's not California. Fair. That's a very good counter-argument. San Diego's gonna be fun. Boston, I just... It's not California. Fair. That's a very good counter argument. San Diego is going to be fun. Boston. I just,

it's fucking Boston. Better than California. The Marie. That's like a huge Marie. Right there. You guys have so many fans. Out of any big city in California. I feel like San Diego is like our crowd.

Yeah. You were born there, Nick. No, I wasn't. I was not born in San Diego. In California. I was born in California. Yes. crowd. Yeah. You were born there, Nick. No, I wasn't. I was not born in San Diego. In California. I was born in California, yes.

Gary! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Made in California? I left, okay? Another refugee from California and Texas. Popping out.

Like, talk shit motherfucker oh pop electrician i got you got it got it got it is that so boston is your big one for sure we have to go because i'm gonna i'm gonna film part of a fat files video while we're there actually i think in boston really yes uh there's like a whole yeah no for sure we have to go run and do it real quick um i think they have them in boston there's a there's a video i want to do where i have to go to the east coast there's a convenience stores slash like gas station restaurants sheets and wawa and there's like this humongous competition on which one has better food. So I want to go eat at both. And I want to decide.

And then I'm going to do the full video breakdown on the competition between the two for a Fat Files video. I will die on that hill. It's sheets. I've never had either. Really? I've had neither. And I have no opinions on it. So what is this?

It is absolutely sheets. I've never had either. I like Wawa's. Really? Yeah, dude. Captain America Civil War. I've never had either. I like Wawa's. Really? Yeah, dude. Captain America Civil War? I've never had either. I've never heard of either.

Yeah. I had to do so many fucking late night drives, like 5am. The only thing I got going is a thermos can of white monster energy and a fucking Sheetz cheeseburger. Are they good? For gas station food, they're's not it's no buckies

it's no buckies but it's pretty good nothing's gonna be boosies who boosies is king king no shit okay and then brandon is yours in nashville for excited you're like ah this is gonna be the one i really like nashville i like nashville it's my people um d Dallas is always fun because the Granada Theater is fucking dope. Yeah, that's cool. That was hands down the best one last time. San Diego is going to be fun. Anytime I get above the Mason-Dixon,

I get a bit of a rash, but it'll be fine. It's our people. It's our crowd. I'm excited. I think... Amen, brother. Are you saying that below the Mason-Dixon is the South? Yes. Oh, thank you for fucking agreeing with me. Jesus.

That felt like a trap. I had the audacity to say that Kentucky was the South and I had a thousand people mad at me. I was like, it's below the Mason-Dixon line. That's the definition for the fucking South. But fucking Tony Gonzalez thought North Carolina was close to New York City. Jesus. the mason dixon line that's the definition for the south like yeah but i fucking tony gonzalez thought north carolina was close to new york city jesus like what the fuck yeah it's it's the south

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Cody, what are you? So we're back on that. What? Like, are you... Favorite venue? Cody's like, the South, of course. I'm like, no, Cody, not that one. Cody, the fucking favorite venue.

Listen to me. They're going to rise again. We know you wish you were in the land of cotton, however. No, dude, I'm looking forward to Nashville probably more than any of the other ones. That's your go-to. I fuckingifornia boston's not my favorite i've never been there so i don't know yeah i mean but no yeah i was stationed in naufuck naufuck's gonna be cool dude never been that'll be fun we're probably gonna have a lot of like navy marine guys there so that'll be a that'll be a good time to hang out with those boys like heavy veteran like community there

so that'll be funny shit dude i'm really looking forward to um which one we get we've talked uh we're seeing if their schedule is extremely busy but then uh having hunter and isaiah meat canyon that'd be fucking dope i mean creepcast as one of the last episode i think unsubscribed deserves a crossover with creepcastcast. Dude, live? That would be fucking fun. We didn't announce Meat Canyon last time to anyone. Remember, he was on the Dallas Show? That was a surprise. And we might have another surprise.

We might have a couple of surprises. We might have a couple of surprises, guys. You just, you gotta buy the tickets. Coming up. They're going on sale soon. You might see some big people there. Yep. Dude, watching the Dallas one, Meat Canyon. Poor Rich. some big people there. Yeah. Dude, watching the Dallas one meet candy. Poor Rich. Oh, I forgot about that.

Why? Why the fuck? Rich specifically said he's like, I want to be announced before meat candy. And then Cody you gave specific instructions. Didn't Meat Canyon

look at you and say something? No, he was like, I said, motherfucker. He goes, sorry about that. And he walked by him in the line and just pushed him aside. That's fucking great. I love those guys. Some of my favorite people

you got like fucking Rich, Isaiah, Hunter my god me kidding you pulling up voicemails from his dad was the funniest fucking bit of the entire tour oh god there are certain things that happen on the live shows that like you gotta be there cause we would never post it on the internet

no yeah if you guys didn't know we don't record the live tours. That's just, that's yours to live with you forever. It's for the best. At first we thought we were going to and then it's like, nevermind.

After we got that first bit and it was an uproar, we're like, okay, well, can't record any of this. After the first live show, we immediately knew, like this cannot hit the internet. We ditch we immediately knew. Like, this cannot hit the internet. No, real quick.

It was rated R in the first 30 seconds. Yeah. It wasn't rated R. It was just rated nowhere on the internet. Are you guys doing shots over there? Yes. Yeah, we're getting fucked up. No, absolutely not.

What? Every time I'm around your guys' wives, they get me fucked up. Oh, I'm sure twist your fucking arm, Connor. Every time I'm here, I'm getting shit-wrapped. This is horrible. Did you hear what they said? Fucking hell. No, I'm looking forward to that.

But, Eli, you know what? You always ask us about the thing that we're most passionate about, the things that we've got going forward in the next few weeks. What are you looking forward to, Eli? When it's done. Well, don't be a cynic about it. Life. Life's over.

The end. When I check that ticket, I'm so excited. God damn. Sorry I asked, homie. You good? Be like, what are you doing for Christmas, my boy? Oh, fuck. I have no Christmas.

Jesus, I don't know. We're all going to Iowa. We're going to be going off of doing, what, seven live shows? Actually, eight live shows. And then we're going right into Christmas. We get a little bit of break in there. No, because, again, work schedule. It is live shows in november

live shows in december range day oh yeah we got range oh fuck and that means four to six podcasts also right like live shows in the seventh then the chase bleep that one out range days after really close and And then that means Podcast Range Day. And then finally an actual break for everyone. We're breaking right into Christmas time, dude. Are you going to go see your

family for Christmas? Ryan's coming down and I wasn't sure. Are we doing... Because a lot of the group, we hang out a lot of the holidays. Thanksgiving, we might. Are we doing Thanksgiving? Probably do a friend's giving. Probably do friends giving. Friends giving.

There we go. No, um, if I had Christmas, whatever, just hanging out with the kiddos and the actual family and the friends, if that's a thing, I'm like just decompressed. I think we all need after that,

uh, time off so we can reset and then hit the new year with a lot of work probably. Cause yep. Nevermind. Shot show. Yup. No,

yeah. Shot show. January 21st to the 25th. So always there like the third week in January, I think something like that. Y'all think shot show sounds fun. That is the, by day three, Jake, that was your first year and jake by day three was like when are we going home i said when does the drinky

drinky pew pew convention stop that was his exact words i uh drinky drinky pew pew convention i've been doing shot show since 2016 every year. What about you? 2017 was my first year. Nick, you just started it. Yeah, that was my first one last year. What'd you think? Drunk Nick gets so huggy and lovey. You do. You were very loving.

I was fucking shit-faced that first night. It was bad. You were very loving. That was the most drunk I've been in a long time. Did you gamble? long time did you gamble huh did you gamble not much no a little bit but eli and i like the roulette tables they were a blast everyone's just shit right i go up to nick and nick's like man good oh hey uh hey god god god god good god Oh, hey. God. God. God. God. I'm like, you're shit, bro.

Very drunk. We're going to go gamble. That's what Vegas is for. Smoke inside. And then hunters gambling. Oh, that was a good time. I look forward to that, though. It is a lot of work coupled with it is a blast, but also a lot of work at the same time. And that is right after the holiday.

So it, like I said, three week break. It's a blast, but also a lot of work at the same time. And that is right after the holiday. So, eh, eh. Like I said, three-week break. It's a nice little reset. I'm just ready for, as I said, checking out from life. Jesus Christ, Tony. I need a break. Is your PTS catching up, man? Yeah, I need a break.

Just don't take the long nap. We'll be fine. I know. I got a few more years. We're doing Thanksgiving or Christmas in Iowa. It's going to happen. I'm going to drag all of you there at some point. Yeah, I would love to go to fucking Iowa.

I bet you would. The gang does Iowa. We do have to. How much are you willing to bet on that? Huh? What? I bet I could get you on a plane. I.

Physically. TSA might have something to say on that huh what i bet i could get you on a plan i physically tsa might have something to say about that it's gonna be a weekend at bernie's situation but i'll get you on the plane there's three dudes in wheelchairs and it's like they're willing you need extra time boarding now is your chance I don't get it is that the fucking inglorious bastards yep oh the this thing yeah yep no no we have that um we actually do need to come visit Iowa we talked about that the other day it's a gang episode just going up and visiting I've never been there periods it's better I just like it because it's going to really cut down on the conversations as to what we're doing. It's never going to be like, oh, should we go to Topgolf? Should we go here?

No, we have this restaurant and drinking. So it's just going to be, we're drinking. The entire time. We're doing a bonfire. Yeah. You're killing it. Want to go get fucked up in a field? Iowa's the place.

Hey, I got a river in my backyard. It'll be great. So is Matt, like fucking 20 minutes away. Huh? What? Mine's the place. Hey, I got a river in my backyard. It'll be great. So is Matt, like fucking 20 minutes away. Huh? What? Mine's better. It is. The Nick-uh. Guys, I'm going to Paris. Nick is in Paris.

Nick's in Paris. Nick is in Paris. I'm so excited for this merch line. Just Nick's face. The Eiffel Tower. Two unsubs in a row. It's just the Eiffel Tower and then the print of like, hello, my name is, and it just says Nick.

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We should do more podcasts. We're not going to be fucking exhausted. I have no notes because I just hang out with all my friends all the time. So we just talk. It's like, what do we talk about? I fucking let's figure it out real quick. We have our friends in town. Can't talk about that. Not to be, not to be gay about it these are my favorite ones when it's

just the core four guys just hanging out no a lot of the people like that too it's i mean this is us without notes or anything it's like hey let's talk okay what do we talk usually at lunch or just hang you guys take notes but i well you like us but the fuck did you get ice cream the resident sociopath keeps us in line so we're like you know good and obedient but other than that like yeah this this is literally just what we talk about like on the on a regular day when we're just fucking chilling so like it's kind of cool for the audience to see that i guess and it's interesting like yesterday i would dude after we wrapped the jd episode that was you missed it holy shit i did i did miss that one holy that was over three hours yeah holy

fuck two hours and 40 minutes with uh the after show but that dude brandon guess how many felonies he has okay so i'm he broke jody's his score judging on that it's more than 10 go yeah 27 what 58 holy it's like how are you not buried under the prison save some for the rest of us dude 58 pounds like all of we thought he guessed he he was like, well, you know, 58. He was like, I was highly specific. How many do you have? 58. Can we all stop for a second? Five, eight.

Old angry cops is like, how do you hide stuff? Like, what's the best way? He's like, well, your ass. After he tells the story, he's like, I meant like if you're hiding something from cops, like in your car. That's i said i wanted to i i'm mad i didn't come up with a question at the time but i was like damn it it didn't register but i was like what what would i i would ask you or rich like what does a cop do if you like were to just pull that guy over for like going 10 over the speed limit or something and you like take his license in the back it reads that he's got 57 felon 58 felonies take him right back for the 59th

like cody cody and rich swapped out halfway through and talked for a little bit just because and everyone he was the most respectful dude he was super fucking cool like we hung out a lot before the podcast and he was he was awesome yeah oh dude that guy was just salted or just good ass people so respectful so respectful and then you hear how he's motivating others did you guys talk about the car alarm on the podcast no oh god so no so apparently he's got a lot of like grand theft charges those like a lot of his fur yeah high-speed chases and oh stealing we said we're filming still catalytic converters he leaves those and takes the car but he we're filming let him cook and we hear a car alarm go off and it's it's cody's private yeah neighborhood like nobody's really concerned about it somebody's hit it in their pocket or

whatever and uh he's like dude i got fucking ptsd about it he's like i immediately put my hands above my head and got on my knees because like i'm outside on the phone like oh fuck not me this is bad timing for sorry if that's a trigger dude like his story brandon absolutely insanity you just see a dude that's like went through everything's like yeah like yeah career criminal he's very open on everything but jesus doesn't like kitty touchers i'll tell you that yeah he's got a wood chipper on his whole side based um no i i still think the coolest part for me is when he's like talking shit about the new generation of criminals these new criminals don't have any goddamn standards like that's just the coolest

part to me he's like we used to be respectable criminals there was honor amongst me i know like that part's cool to me back in my day we had the mob now we got the kia boys and there's nice like nice prisons versus bad prisons there's a whole thing we'll just learn it well the fucking kitty diddler prison and then they bitched about it yeah so so there was the snake river in oregon was originally built out in the z i didn't cut you off cody that was sorry beat him up fuck my bad go ahead cody cody would you like to speak on your own podcast out of the sheer respect for your girl cheese making ability please continue no no like you were saying i didn't remember where it was.

You said it was Snake River, I think it was called. So they originally built it to house there. And the pedos, they got mad and sued. They got mad and sued the state. Just to separate them from the gen pop? It was a nicer one, too.

And he said it was like a college dormitory almost. It was super nice because usually they're like not harmful to anybody other than kids. So like once they're in a prison, like they're pretty chill with all the adults with guns. So they were like in a college dormitory, really nice prison. And they got mad and sued because they were being segregated. So then they just started. Fuck it. Fine.

Here's maximum level security guys you know that had to be like three fucking that like filed the lawsuit the rest was like no no no no no no yeah so so he said they started throwing like all the gang members and shit in there like the the very violent people that don't like straight up and if you if you guys don't want skill- matchmaking, fine. Fucking just dumping dudes like JD with a bunch of. So they were mad. So they were mad because snake river, whatever it's called as a bad name,

it means you're. So then they were taking, that's pretty funny. Those people. So they were grabbing them and they're just like, Hey, you're going to snake river. So then he heavy you pissed off people

like whoa why the fuck am i going there then you have a bad rep because you're getting sent to a camp it like caused issues in like the gang gang groups or whatever because like a well-respected gang member was now getting sent to the prison so they're like wait that guy was a pedo at first when it first started happening so there was like some confusion which would you rather be in prison uh a cop or a cop a hundred percent i don't know either one's pretty fucking bad dude what do you call it what do you call state river though you call it like gladiator camp or call it gladiator school yeah gladiator school christ well they were just going there and beat the fuck out of the people and make their lives miserable.

He said it was a lot different than a lot of other prisons because it was nine miles out into the middle of fucking nowhere. So nobody ever got visitors, and it was so much harder to smuggle shit in because nobody would ever come see you. To be fair, if any of my family members got caught with that, I'm not sure I'd see them either i think this is like after they integrated it was still nine miles out into the desert so like once it was a normal prison it was still hard to get anything into it was like a 90

minute drive or some shit he said it was like six hours oh you said nine miles oh sorry i'm at nine hours nine hours fuck me all right way, I'm nine miles from most things. Iowa. That's a long way. I don't visit people that are nine miles away. Texas is so much worse than Iowa. Everything in Texas is 35 minutes away. It doesn't matter what it is.

Unless it's the other side of your district, in which case it's eight hours. That's fair. You guys do got some big ass counties. I forgot. Yeah, you missed a really good talk. I wish I was there for that. That was a good one. That was a really fun one. He's a fucking cool guy.

He seemed like a really... He was a super fucking chill dude. I liked talking to him. I learned a lot I didn't know from that side of his world, like being in prison and stuff. That was fucking cool, man. He was like, I was always the guy with the nightstick. Yeah, I was like, I always just fucking threw him in the hole like i don't know he and

he talked about that he was like oh yeah he's like oh no cops they're doing their job i was super respectful if i got caught i got caught i'm gonna run though right up yeah he's like i'm fucking hiding in blankets the piece it like he dude SWAT team brandon SWAT team fucking missed capturing him because he hid in blankets no dirty pile of laundry yeah I'm sorry dirty pile laundry he just like hid in it and he's like yeah they left and they couldn't find him the rich is it rich is in the background like that's why I always jump on the piles of laundry I've been telling people this really Really though? Like we're bringing him back out and we are going to do the gang does hide and seek.

Oh yeah. We're treating it like a Mr. Beast episode. It'd be so much fun. I'm down. Let's do it on Timon's property. Dude, on Timon's property, we give him a 10 minute head start and we have to try to find him. It would be so much fun. Do we get thermals?

Maybe. Paintball thermals? Maybe. Paintball pistols? Okay, well, calm down. Oh, man, let's all go play paintball on Dumbo's property. Yeah, why have we not done that? I don't know. Or airsoft or something. The gang does.

Oh, dude, SimRounds. Oh, fuck SimRounds. I know, they're going to suck. I'll do it. I think I'd rather do paintball than Sim. Well, Sim is that one. I like SimRounds. I know they're going to suck. I think I would do paintball in Sim. Well, Sim is that one. I like SimRounds. SimRounds is how fast you go into a room to clear a house.

Because that makes you hesitant to do the things. You're like, it's a paintball. It's a SimRound. Now you're like, I don't want to clear the room. I think they have a new like, it's in between paintball and SimRounds. They're paintballs, but they're a lot smaller and um like it's in between paintball and sim rounds they're paint balls but they're a lot smaller and they're moving like three times faster so they don't quite hurt as bad as a sim round but they're traveling at like the same speed it's like a gel round almost

kind of imagine like a gel blaster except if it was fucking booking it i still have scars on my arm from where i was a kid playing with sim roundsounds. Because I was a kid in Fort Bragg. So, like, you know, we just had that shit. We all thought that was fun. That was our airsoft. Because we played Sim with real guns. That shit hurts. That shit hurts.

Dude, I have scars on my legs from being, like, in the Navy fucking 15 years ago. When the SEALs would shoot me because I was a terrorist. Yeah. Doing Op 4. Yeah, doing Op 4 stuff. God damn. Simarounds suck. yeah why why are we not doing that that's literally what i'm thinking i was like these are really good episodes just for the gang why are we not bringing out like a bunch of retired special forces guys and we get to play bad guys for them and just get our asses kicked. We do law enforcement.

We should do like for what I did with Matt Best a couple years ago. The gang does breaching. Oh, that was cool. That was really fun. I genuinely learned a lot. Wouldn't you like to know, Fedboy? You know, you seriously learn a lot from it. It was a really cool experience. I would love to do that again.

The gang. Let's go get Craighead. Some of our buddies. The gang is up for. Oh, Tyler Gray's here. Fuck, man. Murdered. This is like a fucking wild experience for anybody else. And we're just like, let's make three phone calls and make all of this happen.

They're coming in and Little Bird's like, why do they have that? Who the fuck did you get that? This is going to be terrible. Rich, did you have... What? What? Did you do sim rounds with any of your training for SWAT or military?

When I was a ranger... When you were a ranger? When I was a ranger for the POs, I had to give them scenarios where either I was supposed to get shot or I wasn't, which didn't really matter because I still got shot because they were in training.

And yeah, I got shot a lot. One time I made a girl cry. You broke her heart your first time? We had a scenario where there's a cop. I thought it would be bigger. He'd send a text, I don't love you. And it's an off-duty cop that shoots the bad guy that's robbing a liquor store, right? So the off-duty cop's got the gun down and then has his badge out towards the door.

And this trainee goes in through the door, sees the dude, but ignores the badge because they've got tunnel vision, and shoots him. And this trainee laughed a little bit about, like, oh, yeah, shouldn't have shot him. And I looked at this trainee and I was like, oh, yeah, shouldn't have shot him. And I looked at this trainee and I was like, ha, ha, shouldn't have shot him. Real funny. Fucking piece of shit. And I walked away. I'm like, dead cops are hysterical. Oh, I was fucking pissed.

And that person cried. And then I got pulled aside and said, Richard, please don't make the trainees cry. That's why. Whatever you do, Richard, while you're training, make sure they don't remember it. Like, don't make it a lasting memory so they learn. Whatever you do, Richard, you dick. That shit annoys me.

Make sure to take your name tape off and say, my name is tim waltz well there was like there did you did anybody rich might have seen it rich or zach might have seen it where there was a video that went viral like a couple of weeks ago of a drill sergeant i think it was a female drill sergeant that made a male recruit cry because they were doing, they were doing training and he had called in artillery and he said, again, instead of break and she flipped the fuck out on him.

Like artillery is like, you don't tell them again. You tell them to either stop or yeah. You don't say break. You don't say repeat. Oh, he said repeat instead of oh yeah that's a big you don't tell her to repeat fuckhead it's a big difference you're all dead congratulations fuck and wait and he cried oh she was chewing his ass out because he like got his whole platoon killed killed it is and like a lot of people people were mad at her in the comment section.

And all the veterans that knew what was going on were like, no, he needs to remember to never say repeat to artillery. If I can bitch about one thing, you know what? We're training soldiers to fight in wars. I know, crazy fucking concept. We don't need on any part of that. They shouldn't be doing TikTok dances. I'm sure you... And judging by the

lack of cartoons and the amount of white men I've seen in recruiting commercials lately, we need to make sure they're killers. The white men? I want to see... Sorry, but like a white dude fighting a dragon that motivated a lot of people to join the Marines

oh it's like there's a difference between me and you Zach's flexing for no reason he just heard white dude and a dragon well it's kind of crazy like from when like you get the cartoons of I have two moms and that's why I'm in the Patriot Missile Program to

our greatest ally gets attacked suddenly there's straight white guys dropping out of fucking c-130s, but that is how you do know we're going back to wars They start looking like us then When they serve when they start putting us into the commercials The best commercial is for for Navy, actually. For SWCC. They had the SWCC guys in their badass inflatable boat covered in miniguns. Just hauling ass, spraying

thousands of rounds. Somewhere, some guy's buying a minivan. That's just the end of the ad. What was it? Fucking Act of Valor, I think was the movie. Oh, dude. The SWCC comes rolling up. The worst acting you've ever seen in a movie, What was it? Fucking Act of Valor, I think, was the movie. Oh, dude. Yeah. I'll maybe feel actors. The worst acting you've ever seen in a movie,

but it doesn't matter. I think the SWCC guys in that were like active duty SWCC guys. None of them had a single line. It was just boats rolling up with machine guns unloading. It was awesome. The guy who was in that movie,

he is still currently SWCC as the senior chief. And you know who he is. I won't say his name because of two scenes. One, it's him free-falling out of a C-130 and you know it's him because he's this tall and stout. So you see this thick dude

just go... And just walk off to C-130 like a toad. The dude's classified as ordnance. The second scene that he's in is they're flying

one of the rib boats. River boats, but it's a ribbed boat, is it not? For their pleasure, yeah. Fight fine so they're flying it in on a chinook it's bolted into a chinook and he's climbing down the ladder to the boat while it's flying and i knew it was him because we were in the police academy together he's like i think i could tell you this i'm in a movie right now i go which one he's like stole the act of valor stolen maybe seals murdering mexicans the fuck did that come from aren't there in the south america or central america that's sicario

no stolen active valor active valor who are they killing in active valley are they killing they might have been killing fucking asians i thought it was asian i thought it was drug extradition type i thought so i don't know anyways uh were you here we figured out the name of the tour you would have been going for that part did you win the vehicle we were just talking about so the main antagonist of active of Valor is Abu Shabal. That's a strong Mexican name. Very strong Mexican name. I mean, no, it is.

Were the bad guys selling uppers or downers? Flower of the poppy? But the tour? Yeah, we got the name of the tour. It's a stolen Valor tour. What were you looking at me for, motherfucker? You looked at me. I didn't come up with this shit.

I know the name of the tour. Stolen Valor tour. Super fucking cool. Eli, whenever you're done with that Glock 19, somebody can wipe it off and pass it this way. The Stolen Valor tour. We have Brandon with Medal of Honor. No, no.

The only one in uniform. Not gonna do that. Never fucking stolen Valor my entire life, but you're around these assholes. Force Valor. We're gonna bring this horse back to life and beat it to death again. I need a release.

I need a sweet release. The horse has an IV in it. The entire back half of the horse is fucking Taco Bell meat. The horse is going, let me die. Put an oxygen mask on it.

Dumping Elmer's glue into a giant horse mold. Clear. This bit has been going on for about a year now. Oh, yeah. Trust me, too fucking long. Horses live for like a decade.

I think I've said this on the podcast before, but during my congressional run, there were people that, thank you for knowing a decade i think i've said this on the podcast before but like during my congressional run there were people that thank thank you for like knowing a time and place but like we would go uh like i'd do an event there's like you know 200 people there i'm like shaking hands like okay thank you so much for showing up this is this i answer questions and they would come up to me and it was almost like a fucking like uh marvel like hail hydra they would come in like thank you for your service like they do some shit like that like by the way i watch on sub like i know thank you for having the social whereabouts to not do that in the public q a section but fuck me this mean to me 60 year old farmer 60 year old

farmer retired factory worker guy in a cum shirt. Did you spot him? Yeah. This guy didn't make eye contact for shit. He's definitely not a sub fan. The World War II, when those guys were on, we did not make that joke at all. We were like, you know what? I think I pulled you to the side ahead of time. No, I told you.

I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. Afterwards, you're like, thank you for now. I was like, yeah, dog. Those guys aren't they're gonna shoot brandon first off he's mexican second he stole force about like pretty brown so they already didn't like me i'm sure speaking of what i saw that you guys got a case for the beer cans that was cool i thought it's pretty neat yeah don it's weird to think that

might be some of the last beers drank by World War II veterans ever. We have a couple in the works. I don't know if we talked about it last time, but the Veterans Month. We're trying to do a month of, hey, let's do veterans episodes. Let's have some really cool guests to bring on. Clint Romache. That's going to be cool. Oh, yeah.

Can I just pause everyone for a minute? Of course. I got great news for my mother. She didn't have power for a week. She was hurt by the hurricane, messed her and my father up. She just got $750 from FEMA. Thank God. Yes.

Anyways, I'm glad. I'm so glad we sent those crowd stands. I'm so glad we sent those. I'm so glad that two days ago, we got those hundreds of millions of dollars to Lebanon. It was only 157 million. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished.

Send another billion to Lebanon. My mom just texted me. She was like, FEMA gave me $750. I don't want this shit. Who do I give it to? Look, I love you so much. Opening it up, she turns around. The house is gone.

Well, thanks. That covers rant. Good thing all the stores are open. Where did she deposit it? I didn't even think about it. I'll go to the bank now. Don't worry, she'll have to pay tax on it. I saw one.

It was like Kamala Harris at the Mary Antoinette painting. It said, let them have $750. That's as political as we'll get. I know. They deployed the fucking... It makes Eli uncomfortable, but he always pushes us in that direction. Of course!

That's not political. I fucking hate the government. That's fine. I think we all do it's it's everything is being done disconnected people that's just yeah that's the top always is it's war like if you're training soldiers how do we train soldiers train them right rich can tell you how bad it is right now he does not like what's going on We did that on the cooking one. It's just like how bad it's got. Rich got a sharps complaint because he

told a female recruit to do push-ups correctly. He was looking at her ass. What did they say? It was two and you were just like quote. On the next episode I'll bring in all the questions that they asked me

during the investigation and my responses that might be can go down them one by one because they're ridiculous that's a and some of them are also kind of funny bring some to the live show it's definitely a live show considering like half of your responses involve the c word

no the one you actually show it's definitely a live show considering like half of your responses involve the c word no the one you actually care about constituents no definitely not that one courage shows irish you say it yeah no i still can't do it oh is that just Australians? It wasn't a bad joke. The word is... You can't say it on YouTube, though. Sure, you say it one time, though. There you go.

It's not offensive when she says it. It's so bubbly. It's awesome. It's so bubbly. I say it, not bubbly. She says it, you're like, Chase, could you cut those ones that I set up? Now I feel bad after hearing

how you say it. Wow, it really is how you say it. It's like, oh, I like that. No, Rich's going through the ringer. You have to watch Coach's cooking show to see it. It's just asinine to see that level of just military shit.

Warfighters? Warfighters. Exactly. Warfighters. Fucking crazy. I'm like, we're here. And then what is recruiting for special forces right now, Rich? Do you even know that, like, how bad recruiting is for special forces or operations?

Would you know that number? It's super fucking low. I know that overall recruiting has only been... No, no. All branches have failed to hit their minimum requirements, except for the Marines, but that's only for the past year. All other branches are significantly lower, and last year, a lot of branches lowered the minimum

so they could try to meet them and still came up short i a buddy of mine was a special forces recruiter for the navy and just he would talk to the regular guys doing like regular navy stuff they dropped the asvab score down to like 30 just to get kids in. I think Navy's down to like 28. Yeah. I mean, it continues to drop. That was this time last year, but like at the time that wasn't what he was doing.

He was like actively scouting kids who were like doing lacrosse, CrossFit, stuff like that, prepping them for all the SWIFT, all the special forces stuff. But like 30, they're like, that's where the special for this Navy field.

No, no, no. Just that's just, just regular. In some cases in the U.S. Navy, a score of 26 may be permitted. Kids weren't passing it, by the way.

Dude, 26. This is... You are struggling with arithmetic. Like pluses and minuses, not multiplication and division. Jake, that... What'd I get on the ASVAB? I maxed out my ASVAB, sir. Yeah.

That's insanity! 26? That's fucking wild, dude. That's fucking wild. Typically, 33 was like the long-held standard. I believe. Dude, I swore it was like 60 or 70 at our time frame or my my old time frame

i thought that was like the minimum but now hearing 26 it reminds me of the jordan peterson bit where he's talking about like all right well here's the minimum iq basically required before the armed services considers you too fucking stupid to serve without being more of a detriment than you are an advantage yeah he's like now just imagine that whatever percent i think is like 20 25 of the united states population is dumber than that and all of a sudden we start to realize problems in modern society i don't know what the percentage is i'm horribly paraphrasing that like that's a scary stat wartime honor we let in a lot of people and i'm sure like i've never heard of the dumb recruits you were with cody probably had one or two dumb recruits in your navy time one or two

who's the worst dude when you were like ah man i mean you know you know how it is especially when you like you're going into boot camp everyone has their boot camp stories there's always like someone you're like how have you not walked out in a fucking traffic yet like it's so ridiculous how dumb some people are and i don't i don't know how they even like walked in a boot camp say their last name and social security number you had one that had to stick out in your head like every like and you're like yeah yeah fucking retarded x y and z oh semen come you're all semen right oh yeah i was semen garrett you know you would be fucking semen eli semen herrera here my last name's eli yeah so many meanings

oh yeah yeah thank you actually Seaman Come Seaman Come Seaman Come K-U-M was his name actually that? I don't know what Asian he was dead serious?

I thought that was a joke no Seaman Come he was japanese apparently he just piece of shit he came on my playstation uh my psp you know remember the psps wait no rewind not i don't care but psps were amazing i remember the psb dude semen come came on my psp am i having the most fucked up dr seuss book i've ever heard am i having a stroke PSPs were amazing. I remember the PSP. Yeah, dude, Seam and Cum came on my PSP. This is the most fucked up Dr. Seuss book I've ever heard. Am I having a stroke?

I don't know. Do you remember the PSPs? Yeah, I'm not stuck on that career. I assure you, I know the PSP. He came on it? The cumming on it is where I'm stuck. He borrowed my PSP and he came on it, dude. Seam and Cum came on my PSP. What?

Yeah, so I stole his mattress and threw it off the third floor of her fucking house. I thought you were going to say off the ship. I just made sure. Cody in fucking three o'clock in the morning tossing a mattress off the boat. Even from a third story balcony, fucking private

Cody walking up like, what's worse is if he was hot bunking and the other guy comes in, aw. What the fuck? Yeah, see him come, came on my PSP. How did I never hear this story? Came on my PSP.

Dude, I hate this Mad Libs. Cody, this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Every time they give him a new mattress, I throw it off the fucking thing. This is where first time I'm hearing about this. Every time they give him a new mattress, I throw it off the fucking... This is where the bullying started. And then it went to Twitter. Poor Asian kid.

Fucking dude. Just chucking his mattresses off. I remember getting my PSP. Did you ever tell him why? No, man, he never got a mattress again. I just love the idea you never told him why. He just came back to bed like, damn it.

My roommate at the time, I got my PSP back. Seaman Cum gave it back to me. And I was like, what's that look like to you? And he's like, bro, that's Cum. I was like, yeah, it looks like Cum, doesn't it? I was like,'s that look like to you and he's like bro that's cum it's like yeah it looks like cum done it was like semen cum came on my bsb and so like every time you get a new mattress i'd take it and throw it off the fucking balcony at the barracks can i get another beer

can we get a beer of beer real quick? Christ, Lord. I told you that. No! I would have remembered that. Yeah, any of us would have remembered this. Oh, no. One of my favorite Cody stories. Thanks, Dad. That was my villain arc.

He's just the Homelander. You're looking at your dripping PSP the butterfly effect see when cum came on my PSP now I'm one of the most influential people on twitter holy fuck Jesus Christ can't beat that one Nick what was your like

you had to have one where you're like I fucking hate this person I've told this story before but there was I don't know that I don't know that uh i don't know that uh that i was at at annual training and there was uh i was we were doing a they're dropping us off with helicopters the next morning so i was asleep and they dropped out there was four companies going out one of them went out the night before the three were going out first thing in the morning and uh they woke me up in the middle of the night,

and they're like, Doc, we got a heat cat. They're bringing him back in on an LMTV, and whatever, whatever. So I, like, okay, I grab my aid bag, I go, I jump in the back of this LMTV, which, if you don't know, is a fucking two I-beams with wheels. There's no

suspension on the goddamn things. And we go out of this aid station, and I'm trying to give this guy an IV in the back. And I get in the back and this dude is covered in dust. He's not sweating and he's unconscious. He's so fucked up. And I'm like, okay, I get an IV and I might start pushing fluid. He takes all the fluid in my aid bag and we get him back to the aid station. He takes more fluid. He ended up taking like, it was like, it was more than two liters. I know that before he ended up taking like it was like it was more than two liters i know that before he woke up and so i covered in dust not sweating like he was super dehydrated and he's i was like what what i'm doing the paperwork and everything and i'm like what what the fuck happened how are you

you were there for three hours how are you this dehydrated and he's like i don't know and i'm like were you drinking water and he's like no why it's july and it's fucking 112 degrees and you're running around the woods with a 80 pound backpack what what are you doing and he's like well fuck it i didn't want to drink water because if i was going to drink water i'd pee out all my electrolytes and then i'd get dehydrated i was like i'm going back to bed i'm going back to bed i just fucking going back to bed. I just fucking. Yep. That was, that was probably the dumbest thing I've seen. I'm not going to drink water because I'll get dehydrated.

Dude. Seeing a dude that's just covered in dust and no sweat. And you're like, huh? That's no legit. Like a car after it drives on gravel. Like, and it's a hundred and something degrees. Yeah. It's like, oh, this dude's fucked up. Yeah. No, he's going he's gonna die yeah that's the one thing i can credit bear grills for it's

like whenever i'm like fucking dehydrated dehydrated i'm like i'm not sweating i'm drinking water right now i'm drinking my own piss like well you know maybe not that far would have been better at that point it's my favorite kel-tec ad did you ever see that i think it was a kel-tec ad it's like for those who uh will drink their own piss and it's like their survival gun and it was like a picture of bear girls or whoever dead fucking serious i am dead that was an ad that was a full page ad in a gun magazine i like it i'm looking it up fucking found it for those who drink their own urine

wait that's a full send this to chase that is an actual god that gun is cause I remember everybody read shotgun news they were like oh fuck so not for me yeah I don't want that gun now.

I mean, I have one, but, you know. Yeah, because you drink your own piss. I don't actually have one. Kel-Tec, if you'd like to hook us up, no matter how much shit I've talked about Kel-Tec over the years. They make the most beautiful firearms one has ever seen. Actually, so, uh, Kelgren, I think, George Kelgren, the actual, the guy who started Kel-Tec,

he's actually, he's had his hand in quite a lot of shit. You know, I make fun of Kel-Tec more than anybody else, but he originally was one of the founders of Intratech, I believe. I mean, yeah, you give it to them. They're pushing innovation. The Tech Nines, stuff like that. He's been in the firearms industry for a long time, like Swiss guy. He was about it. They need to learn style.

Well, if they stop using the fucking, you know, ground-up beach plastic they get off the fucking shores of Florida, and stop doing the fucking toy train full of cocaine. Those are made from the finest Colombian rafts. As they escape communism. Show some respect.

What is the fucking meme? Like, Barbara, bring in the toy choo-choo full of cocaine, please. We're having another board meeting. Design team over at Kel-Tec. I like Kel-Tec, for the record, but fuck me. This shit's... They all care.

I like your immediately with the shit talking. I like them. I do. Yeah, it's like I... they off the goop sometimes. Oh, God. Sometimes. Did I send you, or you, did I send, they were talking to a Canadian police officer to some degree, like border guy. And he was talking about how there's Native American reservations that span between the U.S. and Canada. And it's like a huge problem.

That's like where Canada gets almost all of their guns from. Really? People will enter into the Indian reservation on the American side with just a backpack full of Glock 19s. Out of curiosity where? I think it's in Montana or something. I mean, we can Google it. It's not that hard. Oh, that sucks.

Where? This Native American reservation spans both borders. Do they want AKs? You can just walk through. And he's like, yeah, once you know, you just get the guys who just grab a backpack full of Glock 19s and walk into this Indian reservation, walk through it 60 miles into Canada, and then throw the backpack over the fence. And it's like six grand for a Glock 19. They stopped the smuggler. His name was he Who Walks With Switches.

Sorry. Continue cryptid. Brandon, you started a new business. Oh, I did, actually, yeah. Yeah. No, we just started, and hopefully Unsubscribe is going to be a part of that pretty soon but uh direct club so basically we're we're taking up uh it's

it's kind of a similar business model to bdu big daddy like back in the day but uh no this guy uh from florida chrissy he reached out to me we actually he's one of the guys i testified with against the uh the atf about how that um the ATF went after his business. Yeah. And we testified together. And he's just a really fucking cool guy. And he's like, hey, I've got this business proposition. I'd like to give you ownership, whatever.

And so me and him met up at YAL and a few other places. And so yeah, that's a new business I'm a part of. And I'm fucking excited for it. We can't talk about it on YouTube, because youtube is you know slowly cracking down like a fucking anaconda and all the things that make us happy but you can see it on pepperbox.tv actually they will actually be helping a fucking a lot with it because uh yeah on pepperbox literally chase sorry for the pepperbox cut uh i can actually tell you where to fucking go. It's... Wait, Cody. And then you have your...

Actually, business time. I'm always down to talk about business time. Fucking, you have your vest that you've... Yeah, Wendigo Works. Yeah. Yeah, so we just developed a bunch of, not plate carriers, but just like vests that you can take out to the range. Chest rig?

Yeah, the chest rigs. Yeah, so Wendigo Works is working on that. And they're high quality. Like, that's the one thing you stress is high high quality so we got like the chalky chips and then we got like the uh the super bright patterns that i like the you know the pinks super fucking uh i love we jokingly call that unsub colors now yeah yeah it's pretty much basically so yeah when to go works has a bunch of chest rigs right now that I've been working with. That's been one of my big projects I've been doing. So check them out, please.

Dude, we're all just got our finger in something. Dude, that makes me so happy. I like it more. Would you like to say that again? Fingers where? That's where you chose? Really? Fuck.

All right. It's one of my favorite parts of hanging out with everyone. It is how successful everyone is and how hard they still work that's that's your favorite part about hanging out with us is how successful we are yes it based off of the hard work oh yeah try to compliment my friends i'm over it. Thank you for your service. How does it feel? It is how hard you work. And then the success that comes from it, because even then when you're like, okay, I'm doing done. A lot of people it's like, I'm full. It's like, no, how do you expand into that more businesses? How do I then benefit or how do I

help others benefit from this? And that's one thing, all your driving factors. It's never like, oh, this is for me. It's expand like that business. You're like, hey, now unsub can help with this and vice versa. Cody, same for the vest. It's, hey, you're helping out a small mom and pop shop at the time. And now you're going to expand that just with your social media presence. Nick, you are in fucking everything right now.

You have like glove company. Oh dude i forgot about that no that's that got set off to the side okay i diverted all my efforts to bunker okay oh yeah yeah oh did people know that i don't think of branding yeah i own part of bunker branding now i bought in with matt so it's pretty cool yeah and what else uh merch if you want to know our boy kills merch better than anyone i know my favorite joke is that you're a fucking uh shirt salesman masquerading as a youtuber pretty much what it is yeah it's just an elaborate ploy to sell shirts look when i was new and i was getting started before people told me to do long form all i heard was like oh bands and shit make all their money selling merch they don't make money selling tickets and i was like oh i should probably do that and so that's just where

i put all my efforts but you put in the amount of effort you put in those little things it's insane because it's it is dialed into the tea when you came your first time and hang out it was oh hey uh how much you're doing on merch you're asked it's like when do i quit a normal job and you still haven't quit your normal job the number number you gave, I'm like, dude, I was making $0 and I quit my normal job. You're there, homie. I remember I was running a really big job for the electrical contractor that I was working for. It was like a multi-million dollar, multi-hundred million dollar farming operation. And they wanted to basically cut out, um, they wanted to cut out the chemical companies

for like the spray. So they were building their own chemical manufacturing plant essentially, where they bought all the raw materials and mixed it in house to do all their chemical spraying. And I was doing all the electronics and the control work and I was running this big job. And, uh, I was like, I'm not working a ton of overtime. Like I'll work a little bit, but I'm not working 70 hours a week on this project and my boss is like well you're gonna have to decide if you want to be an internet guy or a fucking electrician guy and i was like i gotta go with whichever one pays me better right now and he's like assuming that's me i go you're wrong he's like well

it's always my favorite maybe 45 hours a week is enough all right well that works you had that marketing i'll finish this job you had a giant marketing chip and he's like fuck okay it's always my favorite part about the way people assume internet businesses work like with what we do they either assume that we're like 100 millionaires or we are homeless there is no in between like we're doing good like we're doing fine for ourselves but like they either assume like oh dude you're fucking crashing mclarens every other day or they think that we live oh honey you're a youtuber it's here's a fiver my dad john's friends okay john's friends think we're elon musk billionaires or people over 50 think that we're just like married to rich doctors and they let

us dick off at home all day while we play video games pretty much there is no in between no there's none none i just i just love how like we've been doing this for a while but we've honestly just turned into like venture capitalists like we just that's we all have like a couple businesses now friends at home that's what they say they're like hold like we have i think we can at this point depending on when this goes we we have a shoe company about to launch yeah i think we said shoe flip-flop company we're about to launch that we have our merch like it was a shoe company and then me and eli got involved and then it became a flip-flop company also mexicans a chunklet company one third of the raw materials no laces great at home depot but it's in the pepper boxes doing absolutely amazing thanks to the effort of everyone it's awesome to see that

thank god like jake and then corridor help set the path for that and then take that and be like okay how do we make this work for our community i think it's a testament to the fact that we can't sit still like i think it's not the fact that you know we succeeded on youtube and that's why we're doing all these things i think it's because we are wired like this that we succeeded on youtube and now we're succeeding from youtube with pepper box oh now you're a secessionist. Oh, we're in Iowa. Way to join the club 160 years later. That's a history joke. Rich always baffles me because he is still

a police officer. Still in the military. That's not a YouTuber compliment. Why are you successful like the rest of us, Rich? No, that's a compliment, dickhead. That's what I say about you when you're not around. I was like, he's a crazy person.

You don't have to do the other two. And Rich is like, I love being a cop. Also, drill sort, Rich here. I'm going to be back to yell at these women. I usually... Why are you doing those two jobs?

I'm waiting for Nick's kids to go through so I can fuck them up in basic training this is for your father's bullshit the sad part I would nothing would make me happier actually I swear you get to go to Uncle Rich's house you're like Cassius have fun ten weeks to Uncle Rich's house. You're like, Cassius, have fun.

Ten weeks at Uncle Rich's house. Oh, no. Because as a drill sergeant, you get to pick where you go, right? To a certain degree? As a reserve drill sergeant, non-MOS specific units go to wherever. They might have a consistent place. As an engineer-specific unit, I only do Leonard Wood and I only do

engineer school. But I would make an exception. Yes. By the way, you were talking about funny names. I had a kid last class. His last name was Quintard. That poor child. We had a We had somebody whose last name was

Relations. Yeah, but you can't go, what is that kid, Relations? No, but I could go, what is that kid, Quintard? Right, but when it was Private Relations, front and center, it was pretty funny. Stop being Quintard. It's really good. It was great because he was really bad at marching. And I'd be like, who is that?

Who can't stay in step? What do you get to say? Oh, it's Quintar. It's always a Quintar. You love that job so much. And again, highly successful on two different fronts. And then still successful and you're like, I want to keep working up. You're retiring as a police officer.

You're going to do that for 20 years or are you at 20 years yet you're close i'm gonna do along in the bed this shit's fun yeah i've said it once he's crazy i've said it once and i'll say say it again your worst fucking nightmare is having a drill sergeant that used to be a fucking stand-up comic that's fair fair dude i would oh my god Rich is a nightmare most people you talk to are like man I would hate to be a police officer these past couple of years and Rich I fucking love this job I'll never quit

the day of the George Floyd riots when a couple of cars got set fire and stuff it was the biggest riots we've had since the 70s at the end we had, it was the biggest riots we've had since the 70s. At the end of the day, it was like 2 in the morning, 2.30 in the morning, and we got back to our staging area with the riot squad. And we took off our gear, like, as we got through the door.

And once the entire team came in, I turned around and dropped my helmet and gear. It was like, that was the best day of my fucking life! And everybody looked at me like, what? I haven't had that much fun since Iraq! And they were all like, what?

I don't realize how much fun violence is. That was my favorite part about, so, when we all went, I forgot about this, when we all went i forgot about this when we all went to charleston like the infamous charleston trip was like you came in a little bit late because you were doing that shit and then you came back and you were showing everybody photos from like the new york times or whatever you're like dude this is me pepper spraying some bitch in the face i did not say bitch.

For the record, this is a entertainment show and sometimes things are over-exaggerated for the sense of storytelling. For comedic timing, I said bitch. I can neither confirm nor deny. Yeah, you definitely can't conform. Conform?

I've never been good at that anyway. Damn Southerners. Holy fuck. Had to get me back for that. Oh my god. He started it. The Buffalo live show, I can tell the riot stories.

Oh, shit. Oh, so the best part is just watching Rich's wife just die in the live studio audience. It's like, shit. Oh, so the best part is just watching Rich's wife just die in the live studio audience. Like, no. She's the only one in the group text we have. It's like, can Rich say this? She's like worried about everything all the time. They're like, oh.

Miss anxiety? Nothing. No, ever. They're like different emotions on Inside Out. It's just very different. All the time. She made me take down an Instagram post because it showed our garbage cans. And like a week prior, I was like,

honey, I pray somebody comes to our fucking front door and be like, you are a piece of pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Were you really going to hit me for conform and not let me get you on frucking? Really? We're doing that?

Yeah. This is for an entertainment show, everybody. Entertainment show. And it'll be really entertaining when you come to my house. I'm so excited. I love this group of friends so much. You would never know we're almost in our 30s. Holy shit.

Beautiful humans over here. I don't have anything past that. I think add that Cody. I think we're good. Are we? In a minute 39? Or excuse me, an hour 39? We're not playing Wizard's Dance? We can do that.

Because we had 12 minutes running beforehand. We can go longer. Oh, got it. I'm cool with going longer if you want. Yeah, yeah, let's go. Okay, good. All I was going to do is this after we're done with that.

I'm just feeling everyone out. We're good. We can go fucking longer. Yeah, I'm good. I just don't want to. You guys are on a roll right now. Yeah. Wait, you're good?

What, Cody? I'm good. Zach just sent me something. I don't want to say it out loud. Well, you can say it out loud. We can bleep it. It's only after show. It's only after show. Oh, good. Do you want me to just say don't want to say it out loud. You can say it out loud. We can bleep it. It's only after show. Oh, good.

Do you want me to just say it? Yeah, say it. Pepper box part. Is it okay for pepper box? No. I mean, do whatever you want on there. That's Captain Pepper box. You can do a lot behind an $8 paywall.

Oh. All right. It's like a firewall. This is fine on pepper box. It's like a firewall for poor people. It's in that shit. Send it. Let me get a firewall. This is fine on Pepperbox. It's like a firewall for poor people. It's in that shit. Send it. Let me get out of frame. Oh no.

Sometimes I'll send Cody tweets and I'll- because we all do this- I'll be like, do the thing. And Cody's like- Oh, Twitter's fun, buddy. Let me read it. Now I'm worried. Oh, Twitter's fun, buddy. Let me read it. Now I'm worried.

This is during the middle of one of the worst disasters in modern days. I know, like, this is what we need to... Yeah, yeah, that's what FEMA's talking about right now. Oh, yeah. Where the money should go. We need to send the 82nd Airborne Division in order to get that more penises in. No, it's fine. It's just parachuting out with Dick.

We need rigid riverboats with rigid hot ass. You said when I went through electrician school. We were told There's a pair of pliers for cutting wires and they're called Everybody's called them since the beginning of when they were

fucking made and we're not allowed to call them that anymore so we all started calling them alternative lifestyle pliers instead and they got even more mad seriously yes that's fucking great this is a good time electrician school was fun well i mean you know i was a avionic electronic technician yeah we had you know we had two in the navy you had in the navy no tell me more what were you allowed to call him no point to that fucking story were you allowed to call him yeah and up until um don't ask don't tell stopped Cody's disappointment during that statement right up until then that was the most

Norm MacDonald joke you've ever made good till then were you in during that phase out yeah were you you were it was that was prior to me yeah do you remember going to the classes where they had to tell you like look if there's someone who's a homosexual that you know it's okay for them to be a homosexual. It's like, dude, I know so many gay dudes. We don't care. No one gives a fuck about this.

My favorite was your friend who was the gay SEAL. Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew the fucking, when I was going through the NUG program, the New Useless Guy program, I knew a gay SEAL. And he was like, dude, the only thing I like more than killing a man is

f***ing a man. That's a dude that scares everyone. That's a dude. In that order? That's like the ones you're afraid of. No one ever f***ing fucking cared dude like you knew gay

dudes when you're in the army like no one gives a shit like just do your thing yeah if you're badass behind a rifle fucking high five bro would you rather have a strong gay guy behind you in the stack or a weak straight guy unpopular strong gay gay guy up until it was like super popular to be gay gay dudes could fight significantly better than the average straight guy and i would bet money on that 100 any dude that grew up gay in like the 90s the 80s the 70s getting jumped in the locker room learning how to fight four dudes at a time and then you pick a fight with a gay guy at the bike i've seen a lot of gay dudes fuck dudes up for messing with them they could fight better than average for sure no no i agree it's like a boy named sue exactly why haven't you done a video on that have you

done a video on the tax system like everything i've done one video on how it's legal to steal shit as long as you report it to the irs um but no so the government when turbo tax was originally invented the government had allotted hundreds of millions of dollars for the government to create a website to for anybody american citizen to be able to file their taxes online for free and super cheap and easy and effective and uh h&r block and turbo tax found out about it and they're like no no no just let us handle it and we'll do it and then we'll have a free option for turbo tax or whatever so they made the free option and promote got to promote it as like the free option and then hit it they intentionally hit it on like the 28th page of fucking google so nobody saw that so nobody could possibly fucking find it so now

every american pays at least 75 plus tax a year to do their taxes if you didn't know this the government knows exactly how much you owe every year well kind of kind of there's well you know there's a lot of write-offs and things you can take like the write-off part yeah but they know exactly if you didn't have that part of the pie, they'd be like, you owe us this much money. Somebody at one point, I think he worked for the IRS, but there was somebody who told my dad at one point, he was like, you know, if you fail to report one cent,

you will go to prison. But nobody has gone to prison for writing off shit that ain't real i'm like somebody from the irs told you this jesus christ now you have the nick couch it's really about yeah the tax write-off couch yeah the tax write-off you guys haven't seen my new office yet it's significantly bigger than my old office and uh bigger couch but also the original tax write-off couch is fucking iconic so I put it on caster wheels so now Hannah's gonna wheel it in like a cart full of guns for my tax

write offs that's fucking rad it's hilarious the funny part is like I write off all the guns I buy for the channel because it's literally like it's for the business it's actually part of your job yeah genuinely that is part of my job but I'm like I I don't know what I'm gonna fucking use in what video when whatever the fuck so like I don't know what I'm going to fucking use in what

video, when, whatever the fuck. I'll get to it eventually. Which for you is reasonable. I legitimately will. Even if not, it's in the background. That Morita assault rifle that everybody keeps pointing out in the background of my videos. I'll get there one day. That day is not today.

Thank for the McLaren. McLaren's a little different. Why? i've done videos on it have you cool i do instagram stories and everything that's fair i might i might go buy that k 1500 for like 30 grand and when i do i'm gonna pick it up on i'm gonna put the couch right off or the right off couch in the back and film myself driving that's fucking rad and then i'm going to turn it into a technical for the redneck technical technical um i just like now it's like well we can use everything we buy for video when we do which is the fucking most dope part like my god just do a story and we'll implement this in some form down the road it feels like like the fucking Wolf of Wall Street where it's like,

yeah, of course I want to keep my own money. I know how to spend it better. I'm sorry, I don't want my hurricane relief money that I donate to go to Lebanon and it ain't in Kansas. Wait, why do they need relief? Lebanon? Oh, I think it's my other tax dollars

that are being fired into it. We're talking about the minimum wage. My tax it's my other tax dollars that are being fired into it. We're talking about the minimum wage. My tax dollars also somehow my tax dollars. Weird. That's crazy. Guys, we got him into this mess. God, I got so much shit for that on Twitter. Fuck me.

It's called a retention beat. You gotta get over here more. Retention beat. We got a retention beat here a retention beat all those retention beats thank you that's actually gonna be a way lower peak than Nick talking about history we'll see

you should see we just have this huge spike you should see the fucking retention spike on the Arizona tea video where Hannah does the big cans bit. It's the highest retention peak I've ever fucking seen on a YouTube video ever. Do you see the mountains on the fucking, when you scroll, when they walk in and scroll? It's bad. They're willing to watch 40 minutes of your contents the first

tits they've seen in a very long time that's fair i'm not very good looking i remember you texting about like how do i blur out hannah naked quote unquote for your one thing because it was like a full home gym yeah were you actually naked in that bit uh no i was wearing like uh tan underwear okay because i was thinking if you were editing it yourself i'm like i was watching it Were you actually naked in that bit? No, I was wearing tan underwear. Okay, because I was thinking if you were editing it yourself, I was watching it thinking, pretty good chance.

I wasn't going to send Fluck the footage of me squatting 225 butt-ass naked with my ass to the camera. Fluck's like, oh, why am I doing this? I trust him, but I just don't want to put him through that. Cody, can you hand me the gummies? Sir, what do you need?

I love working out naked. Yes. Oh, God. So fucking like, especially leg day. I have two modes. I have naked and then jeans. Well, I've said the story where I did one skit, one beat with the. Holy. Take your time. story where I did one skit one beat with the holy fuck what's the

with the kids the show with the horror sci-fi sci-fi horror what the fuck are you talking about stranger things okay oh stranger things that song beat there was an entire thing we were talking about fucking Stephen

King a couple podcasts ago. With the fucking kids? Stranger Things. They had that one on Naked Squats. I'm like, oh, fucking it, I guess. Anyways, children. So it was the little social media thing where the phone would fall

down and then come back in slow motion. Do you remember that social media? like a trend they would like drop it and they come back up so you drop with what and then whatever would reveal when it came back up because you're going to the uh the other side the upside down or whatever yeah and that was when i was like drop and it came back up and i was naked just standing there blurred out like it just came back up and when i went to hit post there, blurred out. Like, it just came back up. And when I went to hit post, I was watching it because I edited it myself.

And I was naked when I, because I was editing myself. So it came back up. I was like, cool. I about to hit post. One frame was naked. One frame.

One frame was naked. Eli. I was like, Oh, I went into after effects. So what the fuck? I went into After Effects and what the fuck happened? The effect, one crystal clear. Just right at the last frame

the effect wasn't covering. I was like, that was a risky move right there. That almost fucked me. I didn't get told me about that. Dude, you're like, Cody, I almost fucked myself. I think it was Danny Duncan who did a podcast where

at one point for a bit, he literally whipped his dick out on the podcast and the editor was going to catch it. And the editor who was stoned, I guess, the podcast had been up for an hour on YouTube. And he was like, oh yeah, sorry bro, forgot to cut that.

Full ass, zero censorship dick just out on the podcast. You fire editor at that point. Not Danny Duncan. I'm sorry. It was Danny Mullen. Danny Mullen. Wrong guy. Sorry, Danny.

Huh? You fire your editor at that point? I'm on YouTube for doing that. I believe I would never talk to them again. Depends on how viral it gets. I think we talked about the other day. I almost accidentally sent my mom something I would never talk to them again. Depends on how viral it gets. I think we talked about it the other day. I almost accidentally sent my mom something I didn't want to send her.

Oh my god, yeah. Make me those grandkids, Cody. Yeah, she would be sweet about it. She'd be like, thanks for making them grandkids. Red. Shit. Unsend. Cody edited a message. Love you. red shit yeah

Cody edited a message love you no coming back from that because we had I was personal training almost did that one with my old Japanese client like type something out to a girlfriend at the time

sending that I was like I'm about to hit send. I looked and it was like Kathy, the old Japanese lady. I was like, okay. She would not have liked that message at all. Yeah, it's when it gets sketchy.

Dad, can I tell the, when you guys switched over to iphones at your work the valentine's day story can i tell that oh god so my dad yeah we can edit it out later you let me know if you want this in the podcast your dad's such a g my this is like 10 fucking years ago they switched uh my dad's work switched over from flip phones to iphones and uh a lot of these like i mean these are like 45 year old construction workers at the time they don't know how the fucking iCloud works

and uh they just thought it was their private phone and they didn't realize that every picture they took got uploaded to the cloud on the the superintendents at this company was just every picture you took he had it set up so it was backed up by the cloud well the whole company shared one fucking cloud and he didn't understand that direct you if you get anything. Yeah, go ahead. We're going to get real. Do you want to come in on this bit? Oh, God. Come here, Dad. Papa electrician here.

Do you want to sit on your son's lap for a bit? I'm sorry. No, you're good. You're good. So edit out the name so he worked with me at your job my work and you got a job at a he's a very wooly human right who yeah me you it's like a velcro pad sitting next to you so I always say when he sits over here. All I feel is that fucking belly. My triceps are clean. Where did you get that from?

Not you. So anyway, this dude, he got a new job. And his job was to go around and take pictures of culverts. He works for the county, the road department. Oh, okay. Sorry. DOT. Basically, the county DOT.

That makes it so much more. You're just like, don't say where I work for it. Now you're just saying where you work. You're giving every detail up here. I'm not telling the county or his name or anything. Yeah, what's zip code? Everybody's got a DOD. It's fine.

So his job was to go around and take pictures of these culvers and ditches and whatever, you know, road work. And his phone fucked up. And he had to go and get a new phone. And it downloaded everything from his phone onto his county phone. Oh. I already see where this is going. And there was dick pics. How old was he?

My age. We're not going to expose that guy. That nasty old man. One of them, he had spread his ball sack wide and made it look like a heart and told his wife, Happy Valentine's Day. He was doing the Batwing. The Batwing. The watch. the hamburger.

This is one of my very good friends. Todd, if you see this, I'm sorry, bro. His name's Todd Yes So when he had to download all this shit From his phone It went to his county phone And his boss Which is the fucking

The engineer of this county Got all these pictures. What was his last name? Fuck you, Todd. You do it to me. I'm doing it to you. So she's scrolling through. Yes.

Is this you? And he's like, mm-hmm. Is this you? Yeah. And then there was **** shit on there. No, that's not me. So he went to the **** cell phone company, and he had to relive this again. What pictures do you want to save?

Because he's a family man, and he has kids. He's good. He doesn't want to. Checking each one. Yes. I'll give you a **** hint. If there's a ball sack in it, I don't really want that. He doesn't want to lose all the pictures of his kids in family events. And he had to sit there at unnamed fucking cell phone provider.

Oh yeah, that's the one you're saving up. Checking the cell phone provider? That's the line. The corporation is the line. Fuck Todd, man. TNT. No, no. Bro, seriously.

Todd. If Todd sees this, he will laugh his fucking ass off. I love you, Todd. And he knows this. And he will laugh at us about this we're gonna find out we're gonna find out

you guys are probably like fuck it what are we gonna do about it alright here we go Chase bleeps the names Chase only bleeped the last name so he had to go

to the cell phone provider and pick through the pictures mine yes save that one ball sack no this picture no phone provider and pick through the pictures. Mine, yes, save that one. Ball sack, no. This, picture, no.

Why didn't you save them all? They're not Pokemon. What would you do? Say save all and I'll delete them later. He would... He lost his job over it. He got fired immediately.

That's why we can say his name. When your female boss gets a picture of your ball sack spread like a fucking bat wing. I think that justifies being fired. I'm not saying it does. Culver, Culvert, ditch, ballsack, happy Valentine's Day. Thank you for that. I say this with complete

sincerity. I'm sorry I asked. Don't be. I want to say, while I'm on camera, these motherfuckers right here are the coolest, most down-to-earth people I've ever met. We love you. We really do.

This is our boy. These guys are fucking real. Papa Electrician. Dude, Papa Electrician's the best. My boy. Love you, bud. Fuck you. Of course.

I love you guys. Love you, buddy. All right. Papa Electra is coming in hard. So know how the iCloud works. I just like my favorite part. Well, I don't want to say the phone company's name. I have decency.

We're protecting the Verizon. I don't want them to know it was Verizon. Yeah. But Todd. That motherfucker. He's a big old nutsack. Let me tell you about him. Oh, no.

Just bleep the name. Just wait. The first or the last? I think the last makes it really hilarious. Just the name. Wait, the first or the last? I think the last makes it really hilarious. Just the last name? Because then we'll know. We're talking about you. Listen here, Todd.

Don't worry. I censored the phone company's name for you. Bleep out his last name. We can call him Todd. Chase, have fun with it. I will send it to him and he'll know it's him. Yeah, I bet. It's his story.

Oh, I have a feeling he'll know. And everyone else at the DOT. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, come on. We've all played with our nutsacks in front of our

girlfriends. Oh, yeah. They don't realize how cool they can stretch and the neat shit you can do with it the neat shit you can do it go on yeah cody has an art youtube channel he's doing stop motion with his balls ball nut operator have you seen the watch you never watched it you never okay okay you know waiting

brian reynolds of course where they shorten us all to everyone oh yeah of course you ever had like you know girlfriend be like hey what does that mean the goat like what does this mean the bat wing what is this it's like well actually if you just take it and do this shit with it oh I just have so my photos of that you guys are incredible this is incredible yeah it's stretch Armstrong you don't actually scratch it it's more of a pinch and roll situation when it's itchy

the viewers are gonna be like oh yeah those are my favorite pictures since savannah to catch her off guard i'm still rising hates you. Jeff's balls. Oh yeah, all day long. Dear God. We were just talking about how we are 30 to 40

and this is the... We still do this on the daily. I still cannot get over I don't want to say the cell phone provider. I don't want to get them in trouble. Fuck Todd, though. There's going to be a whole board meeting at Verizon on Monday.

You just made Todd a folk hero. You have no idea. And he'll love it. We're going to find out. Holy fuck. This has very quickly become one of my favorite podcasts. Oh, dude. Chase is going to have a lot of gold to go through.

Love you, Chase. Sorry. Sorry, Chase. I think we're good. Probably. Oh, yeah. We're not topping that one. Cody, you, Chase. Sorry. Sorry, Chase. I think we're good. Probably. Oh, yeah. On that. We're not topping that one.

Cody, you want to close? Are we doing an after show? A little 10 minutes there. 10 minutes. Yeah, 10 minutes. Yeah, 10 minutes. Guys, thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator.

We're going to be doing an after show over on Patreon where you can join us for 10 more minutes of debauchery we're going to bring in zach and angry for that on the side still just sit and have fun with the angry show not that long zach get that fat cock over here buddy yeah me and jake are going to talk about vietnam Not that long. Zach, get that fat cock over here, buddy. Yeah. Me and Jake are going to talk about Vietnam. You don't know my name Will you see my face? You don't know my...