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I'm in the hot seat.
The cum seat.
Oh, you're gonna just kill me.
If you're a grown man and you don't move troops around a board and take the edge off, I don't trust you.
I'm gonna just baby batter on your stomach.
Is your Tesla bot more of a field bot or more of a house bot?
Oh!
I didn't know we were doing a podcast today.
Hey!
Three, two, one.
Hi, everyone.
Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast.
I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap.
Administrative results.
I'm Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator.
Thank you so much for joining in on what we're doing.
Excuse me.
All right, today we're talking about whatever you have going on with your life.
I am.
You have... We're all nerds here.
Kind of.
Everyone's a nerd here.
Your new channel, you sent it today and I was like, holy shit.
And then I read the title.
I was like, okay, we're going to talk about all of this.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's go. I went straight into the nerd category as his backup.
He's like, I have my two way.
And now I have my, what would the best way you would describe the admin has a new channel yeah yeah this is the first i've
heard what is the new channel about uh it's called bureau files and it's for everything in my head
that is within the it's kind of like nerdy category type stuff playing with different
thought concepts for example one video is the horrific implications of finding nemo
how if dory can understand and read the human language that means it'll ultimately end in
nuclear holocaust i'm willing to follow that so it all started because i was watching so much
finding nemo with uh after having a kid like he just veges out and turns into a larva and is it
annoying so uh red 40 stares at the tv exactly i just seen him to npc for a bit so daddy can get
some shit done so that's that's the and i started watching and i was like wait if this fish can read
the human language what would that mean and i just essentially thought play it out the next one
there's only like three videos two of them were were actual videos. The next one is how I'd properly defend Helms Deep.
I'm seriously just trying to figure out
nuclear holocaust from
Dory being multilingual.
I break out the steps.
The first thought in my mind goes to Bikini Bottom.
Did they come from the nuclear
atoll, that type of stuff?
I didn't get too much into Bikini Bottom lore.
I tried to keep it within the world of Finding Nemo crosses with our reality because in the movie there's a lot of fish that can
understand complex human you know concepts yeah just like dory just has like really bad ptsd or
something yeah go on more on what how did i'm just trying to figure out the link to nuclear
how is this to grab this how did that red string get all the way to there on the tack so i'm willing to follow so if we look
at dory right the dumb fish of this universe she's a retard she's she's retarded much like the voice
actor right much like the voice act and ellen degeneres all right so if we look at her she's
on the lower end of the spectrum but she can still understand the human language.
Now, if we go off the law of averages, that means on the other end of the spectrum, there's fish that are way smarter.
They can understand languages depending on their coastline.
And then if we look at the second movie where there's an octopus that can navigate and traverse outside of water for long durations of time, highly dextile.
If we take, say, a sort of a figure, maybe Caesar Octavius the Octopus, right?
Some sort of high-ranking octopi figure, you know, high dexterity.
Adolf Schindler.
Where were you when I was writing this?
You should have called me, buddy.
It was right under my nose. My second trout is Floppenheimer.
We got to stop Adolf Schwimmer.
We must stop Adolf Schwimmer.
A shark with a little mustache.
Fucking call me next time, dude.
You know what you made me think of right now?
You made me think of Matt Damon in the movie Dogma,
convincing nuns that God isn't real through Alice in Wonderland.
Oh, well.
I forgot about that.
No, I've never seen that movie.
You've never seen dogma oh
that's an og if you like kevin smith that's one of his good ones so like dogma okay yeah
you cannot find dogma anywhere like you can't buy it on any streaming service you have to go
to like a youtube re-upload i think you were the one who told me that i think we were talking about
this like a year or two ago yeah i downloaded it off of pirate bay and put it on my computer and then like put it
on my tv just to watch it because dogma isn't available anywhere office office mass shooting
what oh yeah wouldn't they they go and kill movie the ceo of movie yeah oh yeah oh wow it goes it
goes fucking hard if you haven't watched that i ever, you'll be like really, really good.
The full movie of Dogma
is uploaded on YouTube right now.
You can watch it.
Don't click away.
Too early.
No, I don't.
Oh my god.
There are angels too.
I actually just watched Constantine for the first time.
Oh, so good. I'd only gotten like two minutes into it before i was like oh that's cool and then just never start never
kept watching it but that's really good because they're making a second one that's one of the
best that that intro is so hard hitting when it's like they touch the spear of destiny yeah and then
immediately like that vehicle hits them nothing happens like okay this is gonna go then you've got keanu reeves just being god damn it keanu reeves just being john wick but
for the supernatural but he's just straight up john wick in that movie trying to flip the lighter
his wrists are cut he's like ah the tendons don't work if you cut deep enough oh dude that's
the best satan ever in that movie the russian. Also the guy from John Wick. Holy shit. He was in John Wick, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's the dad.
Bensil.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah.
That was good.
You never seen it?
No.
Oh, it's really good.
I was thinking of the one with,
is it like the Al Pacino plays the devil?
Oh, that's,
I know what you're talking,
that, holy shit,
I forgot he was in that one, too,
where his dad is the devil.
Oh, is that it?
No, it's not. A little bit of a different devil's advocate yeah devil's advocate
that one's a good one talk about the adam sandler classic devil's advocate
so you got that and then the battle of helm's deep where you go into depth on how you would
actually defend that so i was i was watching it and i was looking at the Battle of Helm's Deep where you go into depth on how you would actually defend that.
So I was watching it, and I was looking at the keep of Helm's Deep, and I realized as a defensive structure, it is suboptimal, as one might say.
And so within the realm, because ideally it's like, oh, yeah, how would we defend Helm's Deep?
With the 240 brawl?
Yeah, I get it.
All right.
I understand.
I would love to mow down a bunch of orcai with
MG42s. I get it.
That sounds racially charged.
They have families now,
by the way. Fuck them.
Alright, Asmongold.
Fuck them.
This is the
first episode Asmongold's gonna watch
to review.
Bleed my cursing in case my mom watches this
she's gonna get real mad at me yes thanks dude I appreciate it but yeah no
within the realm of Lord of the Rings breaking down how they could have
actually won and or defended the structure better would go on you wanna
break it down yeah all right so to the autistic community story time so we got King time so we got king theoden coming out of the stupor after he's under the influence of saruman uh and
ways it's on so anyway that crusty old queef that was telling everything yeah yeah green
and worm tongue whispering in the ear so he comes out of it and he's like all right i sent my
riders off north his meta cavalry horse army which historically speaking in antiquity the horse army
or horse archers are the absolute meta of ancient warfare now he's going up against an army of the
meta that would be old uber heavy infantry with pikes so they're probably expecting rohan cavalry
to show up now he wants to take all of ederas to helms deep the problem is they're getting closer
to eisengard where the army is coming from so from
a strategic standpoint he's putting himself into a bad spot now there was another YouTuber and I'm
totally blank on the name right now who broke down like just how bad the keep was of a defensive
structure a lot of things wrong with it there's a tower of no murder holes it just has a giant
ass horn on top we don't know the YouTuber but I can imagine how he smells go on how do you have a kid i don't know once once you
get like when you stop trying to like uh chase the structure is terrible no drawbridge there's
an open grate underneath the wall that does no protection for the keep uh once you get inside of
that uh the keep itself there's no other murder holes to stop the flag.
Once you're in the gate, you're in the entire structure.
Terrible, terrible defensive structure.
It's also at the base of a mountain.
So that means potentially they can flank and get up high above you.
It could take technically a smaller army could siege the keep with less troops because it's inside of a valley.
So they just cut off the entrance to the valley and have standoff time.
So it's overall a terrible defensive structure. working with that still i go over it looks
hella sick it looks sick as fuck it looks very sick yeah okay like in reality uh what most people
know don't know about the structure is it's actually thanks to peter jackson a miniature
so any normal size person could just kick down the front door um very suboptimal for an actual
thank you thank you brandon suboptimal you really hit the hit the nail on the head
fantastic brandon that's the first issue
well it's built for ants peter jackson didn't build it quite nearly big enough really
go ahead no don't you no you first you started i'll just speak on the lore that you
were talking about the one the one spot you were talking about is that when the fucking orc ran in
with all the bombs on his back and yeah the one point that they didn't think about for hundreds
of years to fortify maybe and to be fair who knows what sort of intel they're working with
on new technology coming out of eisengard right they have no scouts out there i mean they have wargs that could maybe eat your scouts so which are
like these massive wolf beasts uh so who knows how close you can even get to eisengard undetected
right as a real here i'm scout so your intel gathering is very limited and so they're really
going i mean you gotta think to the urchi brand new meta class heavy infantry they're going up
against uh you know
a bunch of women and children at the key and the only guys that have fought these dudes have been
you know the people of the fellowship aragorn legolas uh gimli so they're the ones that truly
know and have the intel on the uruk-hai legolas mentions it at the shut the fuck up
dude this is so good because also you have to think explosives have probably never been used up to that point.
It's not a choke point. It's just like,
oh, it's where the water runs through. We're good.
This is sewage. This is everything.
So they weren't expecting a giant
fizzy thing. They're like, what the fuck is that?
What is that? Yeah, they didn't come with gum powder.
Context for the expression,
I have a confession. I've never seen Lord of the Rings.
It's all good. It's all good, dude.
I try not to be that guy that's like oh you haven't seen that movie I've seen like I've probably seen all of it throughout like a five different
watch sessions on TNT at Thanksgiving sort of thing like I've seen several
parts of it but I know the lore I just don't I've never seen it all the way
through never sat down gang watches lord
of the rings because i know like if you watch the the director's cut or the version you're supposed
to watch the extended cut like if you watch all of them it's like 20 hours oh dude it's like a
marathon idea i propose we ran out of movie theater and we watched all of them back to back
i'd be down not the gay ones probably original three oh well oh so that's that's what turned me
off to lord of the rings because i was like all right so i was homeschooled the last few years of high school
like lord of the rings is like a thing you have to do you have to watch it and so i went to go
see the hobbit oh sorry that was my first full lord of the rings experience oh yeah like wow
this is fucking gay dude if you want to see the biggest turn it's like let's take three books and
turn it into three movies and then it's like let's take the shortest book the hobbit books and turn it into three movies. And then it's like, let's take the shortest book, the Hobbit,
and then turn it that into three movies.
And then also Peter Jackson,
by the way,
you're going to be the third,
third choice for a director.
And you have to come in and fix everything.
What?
Everyone fucked up.
Good luck.
Do you remember the GoPro scene in the river?
Yes.
Oh yeah.
Terrible dude.
That was the point.
I think where I started texting in the theater.
I did not give a shit.
We take all of our friends and we do a marathon.
All three Lord of the Rings.
We rent out a movie theater.
It's for 12 hours.
We just watch it for 12 hours straight.
It's literally, if we get like a director cut, extended edition,
is I think it's like 13 hours.
The game does Lord of the Rings.
I feel like if we found
a smaller theater on an off day,
just on a random Tuesday
during the day, that's not that expensive.
No, dude, it costs a couple hundred bucks.
It does.
Everybody together.
Two grand, we fucking watch it.
Split it 20 ways.
We all just watch Lord of the Rings for an entire day.
In a movie theater, I got to entire day in a movie theater i i
got to experience that in a movie theater which i did too oh yeah you were the same age man dang
dude what was that like dude it was awesome it was high school was dope as shit just like kill
bill it was those things where you're like i've never seen a tarantino movie in theaters
i wanted i wanted the next one his last one we have to go i i regret not having
the experience of seeing inglorious bastards in theaters that inception good yeah interstellar
interstellar dude 70 dude 75 doing that at like the imax was the greatest experience i've ever had
i was like eli and i got like the top tier our years we got to see all that shit
in theater i did get dune 2 in theater in the imax that was great oh i think both dunes technically
but like when dune 2 started in the imax it was like i just melted into my seat it was so good
so both dune movies i had a cheat code uh because i had cody to my left every time we were we doon movie has
come out because I would know I never read the books I would have never
understood like half the intricacies of the plot and if it wasn't for me going
what the fuck is happening all right Paul a worm? Dude gets so hyped on. I love it so much.
I actually doxed your face the first time.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
Chase, can we put that one on the screen?
We can get that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I admins you.
There was one person.
One person.
There was like two or three hundred thousand views on that vlog.
Yeah.
There was one dude that was like, was that admin?
Delete.
Delete comment. Delete comment. Funny enough, of all the people that was like, was that admin? Delete. Delete comment.
Funny enough, of all the people that
have all the doxing that I've got,
Cody attributes to most of them.
I think that's a statement for multiple people.
Most of the time when you get doxed, it's by people who hate you.
Cody with the most
effective one.
Cody's demo dog. Cody's like,
here you go. Look at that cute...
What was it? It was like the dog had the...
It's tag had all the information.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you going to do about it?
I hate to victim blame, but maybe don't put your social
security number on a dog tag.
Wait, what? No, I'm kidding.
He didn't do that.
I was like, oh, my God.
Address or something.
Yeah, he texted you pretty quick, right?
Oh, he texted me immediately when I released it.
He was like, people are calling my house.
Oh.
Because he just got the new puppy.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
It's a big boy now.
But it was like right when he got it.
And I was like, hey, little puppy.
It was like my first time visiting San Antonio.
Yeah.
Our first time coming to visit Demolition Ranch.
And sure enough, there was one frame.
If you go frame by frame,
you could see the dog's collar that has Demo's phone number
and like his name and everything on it.
And people got his phone number.
That's crazy.
What was his phone number?
Can you say it for the...
Yeah, yeah, it is.
Hold on, let me bring it up quick.
Y'all parasocial motherfuckers are why we don't do meetups that's crazy to see a frame and be like he'll answer my
call oh that's for sure yeah that's the crazy part imagine seeing that and going like i have
forbidden knowledge hi you should be the voice it was so wild because i was just having fun with
this puppy and the puppy's doing this it's having fun and like the the like the collar and
the tag flips around for one frame one frame and someone went oh there's a phone number holy shit
these these boys are dialed these boys are dialed in when it comes to that stuff what was it like
they will not divide you will not divide us i was just gonna say that the child above you know when
they track down the flag on 4chan or whatever it was?
With the star pattern.
The star pattern board and the flag.
Yeah. And at one point
after they were just like alright fuck it
finally. We cannot do this.
So they just stuck it to a
flag on the wall inside of a house.
Where you can't see any sky
in the background. You can't see
anything. And they were able to track it down to an apartment in the background you can't see anything and they were able to track it
down to an apartment in the uk oh my god and they they you they started fucking with the stream like
there were blinds they were shining laser pointers through it like with the streams like dude
weaponized autism is terrifying yeah yeah have you ever talked to those dod like data analysts
actually responsible for putting warheads through windows?
They're fucking ridiculously dialed autistic.
Oh, yeah.
You need to be to do any of that stuff.
You find comfort in it.
Oh, fuck that.
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We're back to Helm's Deep.
Oh yeah, Helm's Deep.
I love our changes. We're like,
and then we got to demo's dog somehow.
Where was I
in the Helm's Deep topic?
Arrows blowing up.
It's a shitty
fortified position.
It's a miniature.
You would have changed it.
Yeah.
It's a miniature.
So if we go off the rules
with Inside the World,
right,
so ideally,
if King Thedon wants to stick
with going to Helm's Deep,
which I think he shouldn't have,
I think he should have moved further away maybe more towards uh gondor nonetheless taking
everyone and then have the horse army intercept all the uruk-hai now the uruk-hai numbering at
least 10 000 strong will be going against a horse army about 2 000 that may sound like they're out
numbered but there's a historical battle called the battle of kai, where Crassus went into Parthian,
and his legions got absolutely messed up by the Parthian horse archers. 9,000 horse archers,
1,000 cataphracts. And cataphracts would be like the heavy cavalry of the day.
Now, that horse army absolutely worked over Crassus' heavy infantry, the premier heavy
infantry of the Mediterranean at at that time going against the
premier horse archers of the time that we know of and the horse archers won with less numbers so if
we take that and we say okay well we have a baseline where we could succeed that horse archer
army shows up intercepts the uruk-hai and they don't engage in melee combat in a movie style
they would just ride around shooting their bows at them until they wither that army down over time
because they're entering into the massive step that would be rohan right so that was my
proposition of a better overall plan now if king thetan was to stick with that he goes to helm zp
essentially would have to start digging trenches as fast as he could and i would say dismantling
the drawbridge in so that the orc i don't have instant access to a plywood door that they could walk right up to and get access yeah
and that so and then what i also propose essentially you ditch the deepening wall
because it adds no extra benefit he got blessed by i would say the premier archers of middle earth
the lothlorian archers who show up out of nowhere 500 deep from the estimates that i could find
they said regiment which i think a regiment would put them up to a thousand but i think going off the numbers i saw it's 500 so okay and then they have 300 additional
rohan fighters but of those 300 fighters it's not a lot of the cream of the crop of like infantry
dudes it would be like you know old dudes young kids so it's like what are we gonna do with these
guys essentially i would say move everyone into the hornberg to the keep ditch the wall and then
you would have archers rotating on shifts because like these
Elvish archers,
you know,
elves live for who knows how long they have Elvish magic stuff.
It's raining.
If you look at history,
when it comes to archery,
if it's raining,
it's going to make your bow,
a bow strangle that looser.
So that the bow is not going to be as effective,
but they might have Elvish magic.
How many top-down strategy games do you play? A lot, dude.'t if you don't move if you don't if you're a grown man and you
don't move troops around a board to take the edge off i don't trust you i'm just looking at like
your sieve time on steam it's more so total war games so the war okay i've replayed medieval 2
total war a lot i'm hoping they will one day make a Total War 3, a Medieval Total War 3, but I have my doubts.
I think elves are eternal.
I don't, I know they age,
but I think they can live until they go to the West, right?
Yeah, it's like, I forget the name.
My brother-in-law is a massive,
he's read the Simirelian and everything,
or Simirelian, whatever you say.
Nerdotic, Gary.
That dude has the absolute
pinnacle of knowledge when talking about lord of the rings he's very pissed about the new series
extremely understand i only know it because of taylor for i brought it up in the podcast we do
with nerd roddick i only know it because taylor from pka is so into lord of the rings laura and
is so fucking upset by the new series they didn't even get the fucking Silmarillion I'm like wow they didn't even get the
wow holy shit
what the fuck
what's the matter Wisdoms
look dude the fucking action threshold for me getting
pissed off at modern Hollywood is not very high
I don't even have to see the source material
chances are it's gonna blow
I agree with you it's like
what is that
you fuck one you it's like what what is that you you fuck one dog it's like
one dog so i think it's a welsh thing right what's up that's a welsh thing with all the
sheep and everything well i think it was the germanic joke or something along the lines of
like he built a thousand bridges no one calls you a bridge builder fuck one pig ah classy so then you would have just won the war outright just doing it that
way you're like okay well got it so essentially they my big complaint is that they lost a lot
of elvish lives for no reason because they had them all at the deepening wall so it's like all
right you're wasting like all these archers down there that you should have leaned into way more are getting murked now because they had the black powder to breach the wall.
Now, I was playing with, all right, they see no infantry on the wall.
Do you think the Uruk-hai would still try and breach that wall?
It's debatable.
My thought was like, yeah, they're Uruk-hai.
They're probably just following orders, you know.
So then they try and breach the wall and they go through and then all that black powder who knows how much they brought
is discharged now they don't have to worry about it with the hornberg i can stop
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more this is going on for a bit.
I'm thinking like you're
finding Nemo video in your new channel.
Two minutes. Helms deep.
Three hours, 37 minutes.
It's just like, listen here.
You're just like sketching on your whiteboard.
There was a whiteboard, yeah.
Oh, was there actually?
Oh, I fucking guessed on that.
That was pre-dialed in.
I like the scene where it's like everyone draws on a was actually a white boy. Oh, I fucking guessed on that. That was pre-dialed in. That was pre-locked in.
I like the scene where it's like everyone draws
on a, not a compound bone,
an actual long bone.
And they're holding it against the old guy and it's like
Yeah, it's alright, dude. Get the hell out of here.
You guys ever pull a bow back once in your life?
Yeah, shut the hell up.
And then chaos starts. Yeah.
Fucking love that. So that's your new content, pretty much oh that's a new autism where you like it's just like we watch
gun movies and we're just like uh that's just that's bullshit this is awful i can't enjoy this
now that you're in the bow world you're like oh no they would never do that that's garbage yeah
pretty much dude every time you get a new tism unlocked movies become shittier yeah it sucks
dude it sucks suspend belief but yeah no it's uh it's a new TISM unlocked, movies become shittier. Yeah, it sucks, dude. It sucks.
Suspend belief.
But yeah, no, it's a new channel.
I'm probably going to ice the Meningero Outcomes channel for a bit, focus on Bureau files and just admin.
Why do you think that?
Why do you make that decision, I guess?
Too much.
I think there's just too much content.
If I were to do all three nonstop, I'd probably get burnt out myself.
So I'm going to ice it for a little bit because I've been doing podcasts and stuff
on managerial outcomes.
I enjoyed some of the podcasts.
The one video you did with
I don't know if this was on managerial
outcomes or not, but Sam Hyde.
That was on my main.
That was very good.
Sam's awesome, man. Sam's a really cool dude.
It seemed like a really fucking fun time
because I could tell you're trying to be straight, man.
And I could just see you breaking.
It is so hard because Sam is so funny.
Dude, those guys are so quick.
They are so fast.
Just him and his crew.
You can't keep up, dude.
You cannot go toe-to-toe with their humor.
They've been doing it for years, and they're very good at it.
It was very humbling.
I thought, oh, ha-ha, I got some funniness to me now those guys blow you out
of the water the bit where you're shooting the aerosaka boom hit boom hit boom hit you can stop
it's a child three kills they're all children what are you doing stop this madness yeah it just
it was so fucking just watching that video for 20 minutes i was never never bored. Yeah. It was just really good.
Really good.
It was a great time.
He was,
he was a blast to have.
And they were great sports about coming out and like shooting in the Arizona
summer too.
Cause I think it was like June when they were out.
So it was,
it was hot as balls,
but they're awesome.
And I got to go see their comedy show.
Oh,
really?
How was that?
Oh,
it was hilarious.
I hear they basically just terrorized the audience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was pretty,
it was 10 out of 10 and
not YouTube term it was fantastic it was wonderful yeah is there a reason why
like I know we talked about it two terms yeah yeah well before we talked about it
it's like that's when they do not allow phones or anything because that is what
we know we can't record this one that would not be a good yeah so that's why
we don't bring do we don't allow cameras in the live shows yeah some of us have careers yeah it was one of those yeah definitely where it was very enjoyable
yeah so how was the watching how they did that entire thing because this if you guys haven't
watched it is absolutely insane like lighting people you was it part of the bits and warning
everyone beforehand you're like hey we got this bit where we're gonna flash lights with it no we just rolled into it live i just made sure the guns were safe and i
was like all right what do you want to do and we just kind of compiled everything after they would
do their still safer than alec baldwin yeah still safe yeah bizarre it was fan it was wonderful dude
it was wonderful it was a real treat getting to see their level of talent unfold jesus christ that was one of the most surprising ones like oh and it worked it did
really good that was like a fucking monster on your channel pretty solid what's your next video
for your uh new third channel uh it's on tbd probably something about how like humanity is
cooler than alien i want to talk about james cameron's um blue freaks oh uh essentially like avatar yeah yeah avatar right we'll have the giant
blue like how that dude gets uh sent in the giant blue cat girl and how humanity is better than they
are kind of thing because like i was watching that movie and i was rooting for the space marines like
these motherfuckers ain't making god's image yeah Yeah, I was like, dude, my space racism is up to an all-time high.
I've been playing a lot of Warhammer 40k, too.
You're just like, oh, yeah,
this is just the Pocahontas in outer space.
Yeah, I was like, get out of here, dude.
Space savages. Dude got one whiff
of giant blue tail, and he's like, alright,
forget my own race. That blue
tang. Yeah, oh, God.
And then they use World War I tactics to go blow up
a giant tree. I i'm like what the hell
we travel across fucking light years to go there and like no no we gotta switch it all up we're
gonna push a bomb out of the back of a cargo plane look the only reason why we did not just
completely lay waste we did a little bit but not to the degree we could have in the Middle East. It's because we felt bad because they're people.
Avatar, that's off the table.
They're aliens that are killing humans.
Fuck them, dude.
We're glassing the shit out.
All we need is a fucking mineral, dude.
Robots can come get that after we glass the surface.
I didn't see that blue.
Cody, what's that 15-foot putt?
You need a big blue putt.
He wants that Navi tail.
Literally this man couldn't walk and he finds a big blue puss.
Come on.
He just wakes up in a big blue cab. Man's like my dick works again.
Yeah.
I love how they have this technology, Oh, yeah. Humanity.
I love how they have this technology, but they couldn't literally just avatar him into a
lab-grown clone of himself to walk
again. They couldn't make this man walk again.
They just instead make him fuck blue aliens.
They could have diverted the entire
premise of what their problem was in that
movie.
Completely different move.
So that might be on the roster.
Yo, but Herlocker, am I right? locker am i right you know what i'm saying how those eod guys so good at sniping
you tell me didn't know what happened to her do they drive out by their self uh fucking i hate
hurt locker so much despise that movie so much It was him and his wife fighting against each other
for the fucking best movie that year, wasn't it?
Jeremy Renner?
Whoever directed
the Blue Alien movie.
James Cameron?
James Cameron.
Was the wife the one that directed
Hurt Locker? It was a female
that directed Hurt Locker.
And his ex?
That's crazy.
You might be teaching me something brand new yeah that's why catherine bigelow wait they
were competing yeah because he 2008 he made you know big blue space aliens then then she did
hurt locker and then they were like competing against each other for the award that year
i think i think i could be wrong in this. I did not even know that.
He did Zero Dark Thirty as well.
That's interesting. Okay, Zero Dark
Thirty. Banger. We just watched that the other
day. That follows military very well.
Hurt Locker, not at
all. Like, period. The Hurt Locker
won the Oscar for Best Picture over Avatar.
Yeah, yeah. And that was
his ex-wife.
Right? Maybe I could be could be fucking i don't know
but this actually adds some interesting context um avatar cost 230 million to make but how much
did it make watch this hurt locker cost 11 million yeah but hurt locker made what i'm guessing
400 million but avatar crossed 2.1 billion or 1.8 billion well yeah when you put it that way uh
jarvis pull up the numbers hurt locker uh earned 27 million dollars oh never mind so over double
but the amount of money a movie makes yeah you quantify how good it is i hate hurt locker
at least realistic war movie i've ever seen avatar Avatar earned over 2.2 billion.
That held the highest grossing.
Is that still the highest grossing?
No, I think Endgame.
Or Infinity War probably
and then Endgame.
But yeah, the Unobtainium
is so fucking lazy.
Are you fucking serious right now?
Can we call the thing
that you can't obtain
let's call it
Unobtainia.
I'm dead fucking serious.
That is one of those things
that made it somehow, because you
couldn't come up with a better joke, it made it from
the first draft of the script when it was on
the back of a cocktail napkin
all the way to the final cut.
James Cameron's like, this is a joke.ames cameron's like this is a joke i wrote
this down as this is joke will we record the lines yeah i yeah her locker is no war you don't
a single unit doesn't just leave the gate you're not allowed to leave the gate as just
a humvee and bug yeah bye guys the gate guard would be like what the where's your fucking team
at where's like the other four vehicles
and then you're not running out and down
to a back trying to save a kid
no you got this confused because when you were
deployed you weren't the protagonist
like you were just an NPC
dude
I'll see what the problem is
your protagonist arc wasn't until you know
doing this whole thing like and when you were in the military
you were expendable.
You weren't Jeremy Renner.
100%.
Why couldn't they have just come together and like big blue trying to disarm bombs?
Hurt Locker meets fucking Avatar.
The Avatar Locker.
Yeah.
This blue puss.
Eli, what you don't understand about your military career is your entire life up to that point was just to be able to see the protagonist one time and say,
patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I hate that movie.
The sniping too.
I forgot about that scene.
You're going to say new Vegas.
I'm like,
excuse me.
Isn't it great?
Like Ralph Fiennes shows up and he gets killed.
That's the name.
Ralph Fiennes.
There's a guy that plays Voldemort. Ohort oh yeah like the general in there no no he was a contractor
yeah it's a sniping scene one of the best actors ever and they're just like all right
time to kill this guy real quick you're gonna do this okay killed him off like yeah yeah damn
dude that movie is absolute garbage very few war movies are done proper.
I remember all the awards coming out at that time for it,
and every dude I knew that was in the military was like,
huh?
Homeboy pulling up in a vehicle,
and the gentleman walks up and points at Goon and says,
get out of here.
That dude would have been lit up at the point where it says,
do not cross this barrier.
Yeah.
And especially with 18-, 19-year-old, 20-year-old old infantry dudes if you don't think they are not reserved on the trigger when a vehicle runs and blows a checkpoint
like 240 especially back in the day dude that was yeah it's a it was a completely different thing in
the later i i'm saying this like i was there but like you were there no fuck you right there dude
hey thank you for the service dude dude did you see you're not even involved in this.
Brandon has a purple heart now.
Sir?
Shit.
I didn't know where it was.
Someone gave him a purple heart.
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am I right? Helms Deep, am I right, brothers? Your channel's doing numbers.
Helms Deep video's got 70 views, I think, so far.
Crushing the game.
Crushing it, too.
Dude, isn't it wild?
Just like, you're like, this is going.
You put in all this effort, and then you roll out, and you're like.
Well, I'm trying to do it organic.
I'm not trying to push it just too hard.
I've been doing it on Twitter
because my worry is getting too many gun guys over
that just want gun stuff, and they're like,
wait, what's this nonsense?
So I was trying to do it a little bit more
organically.
You're doing it because he doesn't even put
his face on the thumbnail.
I was like...
Well, kind of. I was kind of in the Helm's Deep one.
But it's not like... No, your face, but in the thumbnail. I didn't see your face on the i was kind of in the helms deep one but it's not like they
know your face but in the thumbnail yeah what i didn't see your face on the thumb i was like
pulling the bow oh that's you yeah i thought it was i thought you were an elven archer oh
that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me dude damn you i'll take it what's your second
channel manager outcomes the third channel oh bureau files bureau files good wait you have a third
channel now i thought you're talking about managerial outcomes no no no no oh okay okay
so what what is it what's the third channel bureau files gotta keep it into the corporate
the corporate zeitgeist how the fuck do you spell bureau that was really hard to learn how to spell
bureau for this channel how many times i type it in for getting it set up you're like i really want
something that's going to grow organically not based off my brand let's
make it absurdly hard to spell i bet google trends loves that word b-u-r-e-a-t-u what's
your degree of confidence on that 70 30
oh jesus you're like fuck i'm gonna rename it now new rebranding yeah how it would properly
defend helen steve i feel like you should just call it the fatter files
that guy nicks on to something dude i love that style of car that's like one of my favorite i
will just put it on especially late and i'm like okay i can that's the goal tune my brain out and
just eat consume nerd shit yeah that's the goal tune my brain out and just eat consume nerd shit yeah
that's the goal dude when you're on the toilet when you're eating to me when someone's eating
food and watching youtube like it is genuinely the highest honor you can give to a youtuber
how many times i've sat down with my food and i pull up you guys
what your respective channels and i watch it's been a lot it's been a lot. It's been a lot. Thank you. Don't get sentimental.
No, you started it.
No, that and like
I watch YouTube. When I wake up
in the morning, to turn my brain on,
I get in the shower.
I take long showers, just like wake up.
First thing, roll out of bed, go to the shower, and watch
YouTube. Just have it playing in the corner.
That's how my day starts.
You've been that for me too, man. Damn. The amount of time you've spent with playing in the corner, and that's how like my day starts Yeah, and you've been that for me too man. Hey do you amount of time you spent with me in the shower?
Yeah, that is a that's a dream come true. Yeah, yeah
Can't we have been the shower with you before 18 naked cowboys in the showers in Ram Ranch? What are you doing? Oh?
He really likes the video.
He's a planning air dude video.
Thank you.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Anyway.
So where was I?
Everyone shut up.
I'm going to defend the wall at Helms Deep.
No, it's not your turn.
No Mexicans.
You don't know about that,
defending the wall.
You're Mexican people coming in willy-nilly.
This is ridiculous.
If you were going to defend the wall, you'd want to ask the people who've been over it
so you can make sure that's not a problem.
Replace your archive with Mexicans.
10,000 heavily armed Mexicans show up to Helm's Deep, and I said, this is not poncho.
Two million orcs a year.
It's actually growing under Kamala.
Kamala's letting all the orcs in.
They're going to swing the votes of of Rohan and it's not okay.
Absolutely not okay.
The old white guy lets an arrow go and pierces a Mexican.
Who knows what kind of Uruk-Hami Mexicans are getting in. They could be radical Mexicans.
Okay, you heard it from me. Some of them are dealing drugs and some of which I assume are good people.
They're just seeking a better life, some of them, allegedly.
But the Elvish archers don't know that.
Dude, the orcs cared about their families.
The new rings of power.
Have you seen any of the rings of power shit?
No, dude, I just want to kill orcs in the masses.
You tell me I've got families?
I'm looking at these orcs and they've got families, dude?
We were joking about how they basically
turned it into an allegory for
Israel-Palestine.
Oh, God.
I just want some
fantasy where I can just
wholesale kill a faction of
whatever without having any sort of guilt.
No moral ambiguity.
They are the bad guy.
I'm bad, and that's all I want.
Any interest in the Marine Corps, brother? Oh, shit. Is that what it is?
I know. Is that cool, dude?
Aw, dang, dude.
Bro, we don't
care about their giant blue...
I don't know if you know
this, but we've never fought the good guys.
Oh, God.
Yeah, alright. We're gonna share.
It's 200!
We've never fought the good guys.
Nah, leave it.
Oh, God damn it.
This is the one.
This is...
No, it's always the one.
This is still very...
It's just another Tuesday.
We said worse than this with a congressman on.
Oh, really?
Oh, probably. Oh, probably.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
We didn't say big blue ****, but yeah.
You get the gist.
Yeah.
Put them big blue **** in my rack.
I feel like you're really into that over there, dude.
Fucking Aaron started talking about them first, you know.
Hard cut to Vanessa.
Vanessa, I feel like you need to do your Halloween.
She's on stilts tripping.
She's painting her blue.
I'm going to act like my feet don't work in this wheelchair.
You're going to dye yourself blue.
Don't worry.
It's my thing.
Maybe you're good.
I'm going to have Rich act like the angry marine
to scream at us.
The wheelchair stays on during sex
my legs that don't work
stay on during sex baby
be big and blue
thank you
no let me crawl towards the bed babe
Cody's dragging himself across the floor
you're like baby You're like baby.
You're like baby.
She says that in the movie.
I'm thinking of Rich is in the corner screaming at me knife-handing.
It's like, we hate these blue people.
And I'm like, no.
No, I love the blue.
The blue looks so welcoming to Horngry Vegetable Man.
Cody Horngry.
Cody Horngry.
Give Nabooski.
Give Naboski.
Cody must eat.
Naboski?
Cody needs Naboski.
Nabisco, like you're just
eating an Oreo over there.
Anyways, welcome to Avatar 3.
Jesus.
I love the variety of this podcast.
We can go from having very serious guests
to Pacific War veterans of World War II,
congressmen, and then we have this.
Professional retards.
Oh, God, yeah.
Every time you're on, it's...
Every time you're on.
Are we going to cover...
Oh, shit, Edmund's here.
Oh, shit. What was the first one?
Halo. Master Chief Horngy.
Master Chief Gib Cortana.
Gib Cortanga.
Master Chief Horngy.
Master Chief
Need Corcanga.
That was what it was.
Yeah, that was it.
It's like the other the kurt cobain meme or it's uh kurt cobain in 19 whenever he fucking off himself but he was
you know it's not cortana's like uh there was the the subtitle of uh 20 gauge shotgun me in your i love this podcast we got the best group that's a good group of boys we're all gonna die together
when you watch them in the shower when you watch them in the shower do you have the
the clicky thingy on the wall now no i still i'm a psychopath because I just have a ledge in my shower.
It's like a tile ledge and I just
stick my phone there no matter how wet it gets.
I just fucking...
Free ball.
The thing from the live show
is like, in my wife you degenerate.
Stop it down. Stop it down.
Stop it down.
We talked about freshwater jellyfish.
Millions of times.
Why is it screaming, Connor?
Who's screaming?
It's not still calm after they come out of the woman.
Yours doesn't scream when it comes out of you.
It makes you think of that monster from that one Blake movie that eats them when they're on the raft.
Did you ever see that?
The blob?
The blob? Is that what it is?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's probably the blob.
You're blobbing it up in your shower, dude.
I think we're passing Connor's screaming cum way too quickly.
Your poor dates.
I'm going to just baby batter on your stomach.
Oh, God.
What is screaming?
I'm sorry.
You've said this to hookups?
I'm just going to baby batter on your stomach?
Hot.
Give it 30 seconds, they stop.
It's like the...
Are you regretting yet?
I'm chucking away baby batter for later.
I'm gonna use that one.
It's like the dogs that swallow the electric toys that make the noises.
Anytime they
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Swollen already.
Shut up!
Shut the f*** up!
God damn it. Flash. Are you hanging out with us yet? Swallow it already. Shut the f*** up.
Aaron, are you hanging out with us yet?
No, we're getting there.
I'm warming up.
Aaron, honey, did you go on the unset pod?
No, did not.
No, 100%. The first one I was on, my mom saw it and she was like,
honey, what was that?
I was like, ma, don't don't click on the thing my don't
in an alternate universe this would have been a headline for congressional
candidate she says who is your favorite youtuber that you actually do watch in
the shower other we got try watching that way Brandon watches you
who you are genuinely asking me yeah yeah we're gonna get away from I'm in
the hot seat the come see top three at least let's know what's my favorite
youtubers actually pointless hub okay I really enjoy that I could see you
getting you know that that's one of my jams. Pointless Hub. Great channel.
I think it's Cody. Is it Cody?
I think so. Because he does the Alt History Hub too, right?
Yeah, he has Alt History Hub. I really enjoy his Pointless Hub
channel. I've never seen this person before.
Yes, Jimmy, just like your Game of Thrones.
That's my favorite reaction.
He's killing it.
Oh, dude, he has an awesome channel.
One of my favorites. He's releasing
bangers. Would he like to be on the podcast?
Dude, please get him on the podcast.
I will eat that one up.
I promise.
You're flying after that one.
They're not usually like this.
Dude, he's hitting bangers.
Holy shit.
I just subscribed.
Same.
I did too.
Fantastic channel.
Damn, our boy's doing 1.9 million, 1 million, 1.9 million.
Once a month.
5 million.
Damn.
This is my favorite thing, learning new...
There's like...
I've never heard of this guy before.
That's why it's like hearing this,
I'm like, okay, I will actually sit back and
watch somebody like this. Because you have like...
What are your top three, as you're saying? Because we all
have different top threes easily.
Well, of course, my boys.
They're high up there highest of
the high up there you're good lies you don't watch any of your friends channel if you're like i
genuinely watch a lot of my friends oh no shit maybe i'm the dickhead 100 i'm no there's a thing
where you only have so much time if you're busy doing this that's the thing where it's like you
do lose track eventually i will catch up if i am behind but it was hours like watching on sub is like two
hours you don't have a lot of us do not have time for that i love cody i love brand love you yeah
not gonna be like i get to hang out with my friends all the time i'm gonna be like oh what's
cody doing right now not really feeling the love i saw it yeah no it's kind of weird because yeah
like we you only get so much time so like i'll watch your your stuff and like for example grand
thumb and and i watch a lot of your videos,
but like when it comes to gun content in general,
it's like,
it's our work.
Yeah.
So it's like,
that's not what I watched unwind,
but I do like,
especially when you,
when you or Mike does a video that I actually like,
it's on something that I really care about.
Yeah.
Then I'll watch it just to see that your opinion on it.
And especially cause we have a very similar sense of humor.
That's true.
Yeah.
So you got pointless. Who else? Other top, other top two. Uh, your opinion on it and especially because we have a very similar sense of humor that's true yeah so
you got pointless who else other top other top two uh come back to me on that let me think about it
i want a good genuine answer brandon go oh really i don't know who am i watching i right now i think
is uh creepcast i'm watching a lot of creepcast like when i'm driving and stuff like that that's
really that's fun. They're good.
No matter what you got popping me for whatever reason,
probably content or creepcast when you can just at night,
put it on the TV,
tune out and be like,
okay,
probably going to pass out to this. Yeah.
It just,
and it passes time.
Like that's,
that's my eating,
driving,
showering,
that sort of thing.
Yeah.
That's when I watched YouTube really.
So that,
um,
excuse me,
when I drive,
I listen to YouTube,
uh,
Tesla.
Watch it.
Cause that's bad.
The,
uh,
yeah.
Papa meat,
Papa meat stuff is really good.
Um,
I don't know.
I think that's really all I'm,
I'm watching these days is,
is just that other than just,
you know,
my friend stuff every once in a while when it comes up,
but everyone has their like, Hey, this is my comfort YouTube. I hop in the shower, my friend stuff every once in a while when it comes up, but everyone has their like,
Hey,
this is my comfort YouTube.
I hop in the shower to fall asleep.
Every once in a while.
Oompa Ville.
Oh yeah.
Red thread.
Red thread now too.
When,
uh,
when,
uh,
so Isaiah and,
uh,
and Caleb are now co-hosts on that.
Oh,
that's really cool.
That's really cool.
I've been enjoying that.
Cody.
No,
I like,
I like going off of what you were saying.
I've been listening to a lot of
creepcasts like moody and i drove down uh drove to dallas last night four hour drive there four
hour drive back i was listening to creepcast the whole time listen the gas station one yeah dude
the gas station when you when you get hunter and isaiah together this is them bantering all of each
other plus like creepypasta things it's so good it's so fun to listen to so that's been my
main listen to lately and other than that yeah when i i'm the same as you when i wake up i get
in the shower i'll listen to your newest video huh yeah and then i'll i'll go through errands
i'll go through grands i just i i just i'm a little alarmed that you like windigoon considering
how many probable friends he has. He's a
right-wing extremist. He's a
right-wing jihadi extremist.
I just don't understand
why you would listen to somebody so problematic.
You should probably really check
your Wendigoon privilege.
That's true, too. The Appalachian
people are racist. I should start
listening to Reddit more. You should.
They're right about everything they say about me.
Reddit, they're all wise scholars.
They're all very well-learned individuals.
Drama, Reddit.
They can all bench over 225 for sure.
How many marginalized creators have you added to your Rolodex lately?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I couldn't keep it going ah you got me
well i'll add one um uh so the guy that i kind of like listening to that's kind of in a similar
camp as like a critical drinker and whatnot no super good uh is uh cosmonaut variety hour
he's pretty good he's like i've never heard of this one caught he's definitely not more he's not
so much in like the right wing circles as far as like the movie critics and whatnot which is why i kind of like
adding that in yeah just so i kind of like check my own biases and things like that but he's pretty
good on his music review or excuse me movie reviews and so uh i like listening kind of like
alternative takes because if you get in your own echo chamber too much it's not a good thing yeah like a branch out
that's why i like i am quinn's idea for uh bedtime dude just talks about sci-fi movies and breaks it
down i think i kicked you guys links of that he goes over like the jaunt or anything uh related
to that the problem three bottom three body problem really good at breaking down movies or books and then my nerd shit where it's uh
fuck who speed run guy i've showed you oh uh summoning salt summoning salt love summoning
that dude so good at breaking it's only once a month once every two months he puts a video out but he spends an hour
and a half breaking down movies and he got flagged off of one for sonic or something he's had three
curse words flagged in an hour and a half video fought it and then they kicked back they're like
sorry that was our bad and then immediately flagged it again age restricted it for three
curse words oh my god he pointed it out on twitter he's like guys like
i rarely cuss in a movie how can you age restrict this first as he pointed out like angry video game
nerd anyone else that our podcast no idea how we get away with what we got we got yellowed on the
last one that went live yep uh it's good yesterday yeah i saw it's finally it's finally back green
but like we follow the guidelines as much as we we can we have an editor that censors it so we are
compliant so it's really there's a whole nother YouTube for kids it's like right
yeah you're crazy wild crazy a dress shirt it's almost like parents should
take more control over their children's lives when it comes to the content that
they're presented I was crazy once. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
Rats make me crazy.
Crazy.
I was crazy once.
Put me in a room.
A rubber room.
All right.
Cody just got demonetized in four hours for his video.
Congrats.
Is that a new whole time record?
What was your fastest demonetization, Cody?
Crazy chick with a knife.
Yeah.
It's all good now.
Dude, Pepperbox, you're slaying on pepper box because you have such a different vision of content when it's like
here's this this is still gonna get restricted if i do quacks and blur out everything but if you
want to watch that completely good to go pepper box i'll say i i prefer watching our content on
pepper box uh just because it's you
know it's no censorship it's you're watching what the creators actually want to make watching your
videos on pepper box it's different because it goes from like the quacks and everything's blurred
or whatever it's like i know what happened but it's just like everything's just like oh with
the background music like fun and jovial on pepper box it's like oh this is a snuff film
it's like a different video all together
you have to watch the same thing cody and his editor have to watch when they're making it
which is why they don't like murder content so much hey thousand two videos i was gonna say
congrats dude you're a thousand you didn't let me die not yet two more years
you're doing this to your 90s?
Eli and Jake won't let me die.
New colleagues are like, just like,
they think we have you in a contract.
The comments are like,
is Cody in a contract?
It's like Pepperbox 2077,
Cody's Mr. House in the fucking tube.
Like, oh,
just kill me.
Anyways, this guy got shot.
A new phaser shooting just happened
with the police.
Yeah.
Like, fuck.
He wasn't
eating his mandated bugs in the pod.
Somebody tried to stab a
Securitron outside of Northgate.
Someone got into a
DV with a Tesla sex bot.
Dude, the Tesla bot memes are f***ing killing me.
Tesla bot looking at you when you're installing a vagina on a gas station.
Dude, I was like...
When the police are pulling me over
and I hand my Tesla bot
an unregistered firearm
and tell them to hide it.
Take your Tesla bot getting out and running
with no emotion.
I love the one where they use the
iRobot guy.
It's the whole dungeon with
chains and shit. It's like myla robot figuring out why i bought it
the ones i saw today the walmart when i told the tesla bot to scan the tomato and not the
white screen
when i'm going through the self-checkout. God damn.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to miss that motherfucker so bad because they said they're going to be like 30 grand
when they come out.
I'm going to make it do so to you.
It's a dangerous time frame.
It's like, why did AI rebel against me?
Let's think about this.
I'm going to make it sit in the front seat of my cyber truck and pay attention to the road for me.
Hit the steering wheel when it says to do so.
So I can actually just nap in the back of my truck.
God, that'd be fantastic.
Hey, Tesla bot, do you know how to pixel peek in my house when people come in here?
Okay.
You're going to prone?
Do you know what prone is?
You're going to lay down prone.
The first time somebody gets swatted
with like 10 Tesla bots.
Is your Tesla bot
more of a field bot or more of a house bot?
Holy shit.
How should I treat this Tesla?
You treat him like Jerry.
Should I pick a wood Tesla bot down the street?
Who's that peck of wood that blows the glass?
Jerry?
You treat that Tesla bot like Jerry.
Should I treat him like humans, Big Daddy?
No, no, no.
Do not say that.
Who's that Tesla bot on that horse, Tesla bot?
I'll set a Tesla bot up on that horse.
You get that Tesla bot down from that cyber truck right here now, boy.
Good luck, Chase.
You don't behave.
We're going to chip you in the field.
Get that Tesla bot out the hotbox.
Oh, God.
Oh, man, Tesla Bot's gonna hate mankind.
God, I can't wait.
When the robots rebel, we deserve it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what they said in Haiti.
Well.
So we're looking forward to AI.
I can't wait for my new overlords.
Buy so many Tesla bots.
How much are they?
They're supposed to be about 30 grand when they roll out.
How many years did he say before those actually hit?
Dude, it's only a couple years down the road.
Oh, it's going to get cheaper.
Whatever he said. It's going to get get more i love elon to death if it's two years is what if he said two years
it's gonna be four yeah but uh no i i mean i like those stuff there's all there's so many shit
talkers about tesla we're like oh it's never gonna happen it's like they said that about literally
everything he's tried he's done it ever from mars to tesla to the supercars. And they're, I mean, AI driving was him.
You'll never get a rocket in orbit.
You'll never re-land a rocket.
Oh, the Cybertruck?
That'll never make it to market.
So many of the car guys, this thing is never going to get released to market.
Everybody who doubts Elon's like, yeah, he's always late on everything, but he always does it.
He's innovating brand new shit.
We caught a rocket a week ago.
That's wild.
We caught a rocket.
Insane, dude.
They sleep on exactly how big of a fucking deal that is.
Holy.
You're talking about like reducing the price of space travel so fucking much.
Jeez.
It was the most expensive part.
And then they find a way to go.
It's like first, hey, let's land these, which absolutely astounding to land a way to go It's like first hey let's land these
Which absolutely astounding
To land a rocket
Now it's like let's catch them
Let's make it even easier so it's not even having a touchdown now
Think about every time you drove to the grocery store
If you had to slam your car into a wall
At 80 miles an hour
Every time you did it
It's like wow
Driving is so expensive
A car with no brakes.
A car with no brakes.
Yeah.
That was an S-tier example.
That was really good.
Thank you, man.
I enjoyed that.
I appreciate that.
My dumb little brain caught up.
Now the robots will be the next wave of the future.
Dude, 2030 is going to be wild.
Cody.
I'm afraid to go to your house.
How long do you think?
I've always wanted a militia.
I've always wanted a nice plantation.
A bunch of Tesla bots working the field.
Beep bop, beep bop, beep bop.
Good thing they only come in white.
Admin, why are you shaking that spray can?
I gotta protect him from the sun.
The word robot comes from the Czech word for slave, by the way.
Are those really?
Yes.
Exquisite.
That's about right.
Stop using words.
This is exactly what I wanted.
Those Czechs, they're on to something.
They're on to something.
Can you imagine a field of 100 Tesla bots and the ATF rolls up?
Boys, go.
They're just flipping cars and tearing them apart.
I would just love
if they're just there performing menial
tasks everywhere and they're like,
excuse me, we have a warrant. We're here from the ATF.
All of the robots just
rotate over.
Turn to battle droids.
Boys, I don't want these people here
on my property.
Ripping arms off.
Alexa, play Mississippi Queen.
Alexa, no.
Alexa, no.
Alexa, copyright.
Copyright.
Alexa turned on it and said, hello.
Copyright, bitch.
Turn it down.
We're going to get in so much trouble.
Tesla bot.
You have cleaners installed on all of this?
Oh, God.
Why do you have
them on the nanny bots, too?
Jesus Christ.
A la Ackbar.
I cannot self-detonate.
Override. They're're gonna get their 72
unopened computers
we're making
Tesla heaven
they worship the holy
Elon Musk
the church of the Singularity.
The great Elon Al-Gaib.
Holy shit.
Oh, so this weekend we're about to film a Grantham skit.
We're about to do World War II.
You're a main American actor.
Is he shaving?
Are you shaving?
I'll trim down.
Trim down like clean shave?
I don't know if I want to clean shave, dude.
I wasn't sure. He's like, I want you in this.
I was like, cool. And he was like, I'm clean shaving.
Did he say it like, I'm clean shaving?
He said, I just shaved.
No, he just said, I just shaved. I was like, oh, interesting.
That was it.
Hey, Mike, what do you mean by that?
He shows up with a full beard. You're like, ooh.
It's a racing stripe.
I'm sorry, Mike.
I didn't know you were paying my bills all of a sudden.
You told me to shave?
What's the matter with you?
I wasn't sure.
I was like, well, I'm going to change the script slightly.
Hey, Mikey's YouTube, buddy.
It's a fuss.
It's not the real war.
A five-second bit.
Real question for anybody who knows.
Like when you're talking about, especially think because it's pacific war campaign that we're doing uh this week uh did
they actually i couldn't imagine they were strict on like shaving regulations or anything because
like i remember like my great great or excuse me my great grandfather uh foster uh he always told
stories where he's like dude people's teeth were falling out of their head because nobody was
brushing their teeth like basic hygiene was out it wouldn't make you surprisingly even in iraq we'd still have to
shave every fucking day well i imagine iraq is probably a little different than you're in a fox
hole for four days but we lived down sector we didn't have showers or anything like we got to
rotate every 20 22 days to shower was it a discipline thing yep like the officers were
like if anything we have it's like at least we have shaving. Because at Battle
of the Bulge, they would always talk about that. It's like
cold as shit and they're still like...
In the show, Dick Winters was shaving.
Like smashing the ice in his
helmet kind of thing. I think that was just kind of
wild. To get water in...
Yeah. I mean, if anyone's going to shave,
Dick Winters would probably shave.
Dick Winters.
Have you been here since we
interviewed the World War II dudes?
I haven't, no.
Did you watch that episode?
I need to catch up.
Bro, that is a wild episode.
That's a very polite way of saying no.
I need to catch up.
I was trying to be political, Mr. Morello.
Someone of your stature should know.
That is why I was able to decide with some.
Well, Aaron, do you know about the beers?
No, fill me in.
Dude, Eli. We had uh don graves and um al i don't remember his last name but al the the other navy guy al sharpton
not now sharpton no that's a reverend i know i can do this al al chatwin yeah i'll chat one there
you go so these world war ii vets sat in and they
drank those beers so we thought we would just keep those beers forever as you should potentially two
of the last beers drank by world war ii veterans man they're getting old dude don greatest you want
insanity that dude in two battalions he is the only flamethrower guy to survive god for the he
was there during the raising of uh the flag in iwo jima he was there god and he was he was what he's five he was like
five seven five seven hundred thirty pounds something like that he was carrying a flamethrower
on his back through the entire that shit is not light at all you ever use one of those like old
school flamethrowers not the old school i have i have the uh throw flame one that's like a
actual like shoots 110 feet i have one of those two and it's not radically different yeah it's
it's pretty similar i think the old school ones are heavier yeah but other than that like it's
it's pretty that gives you a pretty good idea yeah yeah wild when you when you hit the flame
the heat that comes off that the creaking god yeah the most terrifying part is when you're using those m2 float those old
m2 flamethrowers is when you turn on the gas you hit creek oh the pressure what is that
that's fine what was that let me light the front for you dude could you imagine like doing all the
time to crawl up and you finally get to use your flamethrower oh how good that would feel nut i've been carrying this thing for god knows how
many hours and i finally get to have a barbecue well they were they were saying what the average
lifespan of carrying one of those is like 15 minutes or some shit well yeah imagine you're
a japanese soldier and it's like i i could imagine getting shot to death and then you see a white boy
with a flamethrower running up you know that guy that guy shoot that guy dude he went through the entire pacific theater
with that motherfucker and he weighed 130 pounds alexa radically misunderstood the term korean
barbecue yeah they're talking about it was the mortar strikes that they were uh that would
actually build uh their fortified fighting positions because digging it out at the beach
it was sand so they couldn't get a good placement so they would just run to where bombs dropped they
would use that and glass the sand like that was the most safe part to be in and then the only
dude that he felt bad for that or i mean he felt bad for watching a lot of commerce or it was a
guy a new private came up and he was like hey i'm gonna go stand up find the sniper that's been
killing american troops his buddy was like no let the private do it they just got there to him
oh okay so he's like hey private you look for the sniper he stood up instantly
like fuck dude that was the one that beat him up the most gone i was like god damn dude that's
wild you know that's probably plenty of time to think about that, too.
99, yeah.
Very sharp, though, for 99.
You had Al and him, both of them, very sharp.
Al, though, like 40 minutes in, Al's like, he's just taking a nap.
He's old.
He's done his life.
It's sleep-return.
I was like, okay, nap time, right now.
Because that's one of the
shortest podcasts we've had.
And because like,
understandably,
like,
you know,
your stamina is not what it
was when you were 25,
when you're a hundred years
old.
Like,
that's crazy.
I,
if I am able to stand up
for 20 minutes without
shitting myself at 90,
I consider that a massive
win.
Yeah.
So to get them on the
podcast at all was just a
complete,
just genuine pleasure. It was, it was was a imagine being a hundred years old fighting through world
war and then in the future a bunch of snot-nosed kids are like well you want to talk about when
you melted people on iwo jima yeah welcome to unsubscribe do me a break as long as i can take
a nap during it yeah chase you might have to bleep one word
you'll know
then you just kill the
I still think
if anybody has the right to say
it's Don Graves
it's just shortening
the name of the country
to me that's not a slur
slurs are much more inventive
much more creative
I had my video
I cut it out from my Arisaka video It's not a slur. Slurs are much more inventive. I know. Much more creative. I had my video age restrained.
I cut it out from my Arisaka video.
From your new channel?
Oh.
No.
Not yet.
My favorite slurs.
Top 10 slurs from admin results.
He's tearing up.
The deleted.
Oh, that's a good one.
The deleted Wendigoon video.
Like the slur iceberg.
Mid slur iceberg.
All right.
About the helm seat and big blue
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where were we
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Edmonds
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hold on
there's girls
here
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why don't you
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at the podcast
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real
they suck dick
they're gay
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Looking at all the feds over there. Hi, Trout.
Looking at all the feds over there.
That's why I only tell them about the things you did.
They look lovely, but they're going to put you into a federal
penitentiary, boys. Mark my words.
What movie is that from?
I just made it up.
Okay, god damn it.
You heard it here first, folks.
Don't trust women.
Because they suck dick and that's gay.
Very gay.
If you're a four and she's an eight, take a hint.
What's the...
She's a fed, dude.
Oh, sorry.
She's a fed, yeah.
Oh, wow, Aaron Saan.
I'm so interested in Patriot Missile Program.
I play a lot of War Thunder.
I can tell you all about it.
Kimmy Saan, let me bring it down for you, mama.
Are you Representative Eric Swalwell?
I do like some Asian girls.
If you think that was bad, just know that there is an active sitting congressman who 100% fucked a Chinese spy for a long time and got away with it.
Wait, is he still a congressman, Brandon?
Yes, he is.
Oh, he's still a congressman.
He's still in office.
Look at that.
Wow.
Eric Swalwell, the guy who shit himself on live TV.
That actually happened.
I had been there.
I'm not making it up.
He also suggested that we nuke american
citizens for owning guns oh god i wouldn't have to pay taxes anymore that'd be great god
i'd be like a dream well
it's the one thing where it's like oh you need f-16s to come up or to go up against the u.s
military so we could just drop bombs we could
level your whole neighborhood blah blah you think your ar-15 is going to do anything it's like my
brother in christ you are my neighbor how do you think this is going to play out let me reference
the sand people from the pod races you're talking about the 2020 trillion box cutter? Yeah.
Sir, there's been a second box cutter.
Okay, Eric.
Oh, man.
I don't spill on myself.
Can I call you Aaron?
Yeah, you can call me Aaron.
One of my favorite fucking things that you've done the past couple years that I do not miss an episode of is you breaking down characters in movies who are awesome so you did
danny archer yep which you did by the way yeah i wore this for you today thank you blood diamond
blood diamond bros dude you did some sicario stuff like it's so good dude i love seeing your
breakdown of action movie characters what's what's your favorite one that you've done so far for sure danny archer a lot of dude there's so much good lore and history there especially in
western civilization here in america we don't have a good education of the whole south african
rhodesian conflict like when i was rediscovering it like or discovering in general i was like wow
there's a lot of rich history here that was just never ever taught to us in the school system whatsoever and then it's very obscure to us even asking like my parents
were alive during that time period and I was like you guys ever hear about like Rhodesia or you ever
hear about um South African like no it was never in the zeitgeist like it was just never a thing
they thought about so there's so much Chinese telephone that goes on with that that it's so
misrepresented yeah like you you can very you can have a very poor understanding of it based on what one side or the other tells you
yeah yeah i mean definitely probably a lot of propaganda plays into it there's definitely a
lot of political feeling that goes into it people will label you label you if you have an interest
in it bad things uh my thing is typically with history i don't care history is cooler than the
political cancel culture that we've experienced yep i don't care um that was probably one of my favorite
because it's like danny archer as a character too is so cool dude you know parents killed in
rhodesia moves to south africa becomes a soldier and who knows if he was a regular soldier got
straight into the 3-2 battalion but the 3-2 battalion itself is rich with history uh and
then he becomes a mercenary probably with executive outcomes and becomes a diamond smuggler so i
think it's like a really cool like as far as interesting characters go i think it's a very
like as like a dude you're like oh that sounds like a cool uh career route that's one of my
favorite parts of your lore is uh when you first started your channel it was called executive
outcomes oh yeah and then
you changed it to administrative results which is just a very just thesaurus fucked yeah pseudonym
for executive outcomes because the guy who originally went to prison yeah uh who ran
executive outcomes came back and you're like oh well i need to change my i thought it was i thought
it was you didn't know that no i'm i'm learning something brand new right now. I used to be executive.
I was a fan when you were still executive outcomes, frankly.
Yeah.
You know this, Cody?
Damn.
Yeah.
This is what happens when you watch your friend's content.
I know.
Crazy.
I'm never going to start.
I don't even watch my own content.
I thought it was history.
I thought it was gone to historical wins, and he brought it back as a mercenary company.
I was like, oh, sorry, Mr. Barlow. I was like, barlow as i yield yeah to be fair you get sentenced to what 20 years in
the mines you assume that's that's history that's history baby rewind so he was actually
this individual that you based everything off of this is all based off of your youtube channel
original name uh it was based off of the mercenary company that operated in sierra leone go on about
like i don't i know very little about that i know you guys have the watches in the movie but well
joe do you want to talk about i guess what led him to be incarcerated in the first place it was a coup
was it was a papua new guinea no it was a papua it was um what the fuck was it something like that
it was an act like uh i'm totally blanking on this they basically got bamboozled into running guns for an
overthrow of a third world country that never happened and they were immediately caught
count dankly has a good video on it i think that's actually that's that's whose video i saw on that
um yeah but like there was a post like this out there having the bush war in south africa
essentially it comes down to a close they disband the 3-2 battalion there's a lot of high
speed guys they form executive outcomes i think it's simon mann and even barlow um a lot of
interests in like political intrigue with the uk still a lot of their leadership seeing stuff i
think that was part of the coup yeah actually yeah because there was uh some higher echelon people in
the uk government yeah that were kind of a part of making that happen.
Yeah.
Well,
executive outcomes played a huge part in Sierra Leone when they were having
their civil war,
they essentially came in and,
uh,
quashed the civil war.
And then executive outcomes got accused a bunch of like war crimes during
that.
I want to say so.
Yeah.
And then they,
uh,
basically got caught.
I think they were on the runway with like a shitload of guns that they
were immediately apprehended for. It's like what you doing here bud and they're like
not aiding the rebels and then uh the guy basically got sentenced to the diamond mines
for 20 years yeah and that seemed like that's it but now he he's out and uh he's restarted his
mercenary company was he the one in the movie would have been more the i don't think but that he wasn't here no so was it based off of that movie like the top tier guy that was running it
with the estate no the movie was more or less like based on people who would have been in the
original conflict yeah like what they were doing later it wasn't necessarily about mana or i almost
called it managerial outcomes. Freudian slip.
Yeah.
So in the movie, no, there is Colonel Coatsia.
And it's hard to say who he was supposed to represent because the 3-2 Battalion, I think, had a number of colonels that oversaw it.
And there would have been different jobs for him.
But I think in the movie, it was supposed to be like they never said what company it was, but it was supposed to be like this is executive outcomes, but they never said it kind of thing.
Interesting. See, I didn't know any of that figured something would have
happened from that running guns and that was based off of instead of the diamonds it was more based
off of weapon running they had a great business model they had a great business model so the
mercenary group shows up to call the rebels the colonel's also selling guns to the mercenary
group in exchange for diamonds so there's the uh he's getting kind of doubled like was it almost triple dipping i'd
say he's getting uh diamond well probably double dipping i was playing both sides so i come out on
time yeah pretty much one character cody one character i wanted to do and i was kind of like
writing the script out was kruger from elysium oh dude kruger the problem is is i like there's a i
was kind of mapping out his timeline because he gets hired on in 2042 in the Elysium world.
Funny enough, he would have, if we go off the reality,
if Elysium takes place in our world, he would have seen Blood Diamond.
Oh, shit.
In theory, yeah.
It's kind of fun.
I was asking Wendigo in this question.
I had a theory where it's like the reality crosses into movies.
An example of this I was thinking of is uh uh 16 hours later where you have uh john krasinski and the other guy who played uh
roy in the office in theory in the movie they became operators well yeah there's that theory
but in the in theory in the movie they could have been watching the office yeah because the movie
takes place in reality and in our reality we had the office at that time
point so in theory like these two guys like i wish there was an easter egg where they were like
watching a clip they weren't in or something like that or maybe watching dwight do something funny
but like i don't know what to call that i've been trying to find like a name for it if i'm the first
person to discover like to think of that i get to call it the admin theory or some shit like that
but i was thinking about that you think of them watching the office so like yeah i got a team room i saw that as canada as them growing out of the office
we're pam both of them yeah they're like fuck this and they become operators they're like dude
we're joining the fucking the timeline wouldn't work out i don't think because they would have
had to been seals like i don't know start of the global war on terror or something like that i don't
know so that that reminds me of uh so in avengers endgame yeah when there's fat thor uh robert downey
jr as tony stark calls him uh lebowski it's like an offhand thing yeah which is funny because in
the big lebowski the main character was jeff bridges who played the antagonist in the original
iron man oh yeah it's like so he's seen Big Lebowski where Jeff Bridges was his business partner.
So it's like, well, that's a little awkward, I guess.
Wait a second.
Hold up.
Yeah, I wonder what's that called.
I'm sure the comments section will let us know.
There's probably a term for that
when movies are self-referential on accident.
Yeah.
Someone's breaking the fourth wall, almost.
Yeah.
Now I'm trying to think of any movies that have done that.
I don't know.
Would you consider it a fourth wall break?
Because then you're addressing the audience, but then they're addressing the hot fuck. yeah now I'm trying to think of any movies that have done that I don't know like would you consider the fourth wall bricks if I was in your addressing yeah
they're addressing yeah it's almost like fun it's a hard it's a dead book yeah
it's almost tugging cheek yeah 16 hours later was it 16 or 16 13 13 hours 13
hours yeah you said six guys look my bad so the guy that works in the warehouse
that's Pam's boy that's really actually That's Roy. He's in 13 hours.
So in my head,
I like to think him and Jim, they work at this
paper company, and then Pam
f***s both of them over.
And they're like, hey dude, I'll join the Navy,
you're going to join the Marine Corps.
And they just go off and be operators.
We'll never get f***ed over by a woman again,
and then they get f***ed over by Hillary Clinton.
Yeah.
The old saying is, operators we'll never get fucked over by a woman again and then they get fucked over by hillary clinton pushing weight around like become operators and like fuck pam i like that headcanon that's a good one such a good movie this is some good warm top tier warm exquisite it was it was so funny
jim become an operator in 13 hours he's just like like, fuck Pam. And he joins the Navy and becomes a SEAL.
That's a good headcanon.
I like that one.
It's crazy because in a couple years he went from paper company to Benghazi.
I mean, he's perfectly reasonable. Maybe he was like 21, 22 years old when he was working for Dunder Mifflin.
And then he's like, how many seasons are his office?
He would have been 30 by the end.
You think so? I don't know how many seasons the office is still and like maybe he joins and he does a couple years
yeah and then he starts contracting for the cia so he's like man i'm tired of like being under
this bitch the whole time under mifflin he joins the navy and pan was the worst dude yeah exactly
he puts a couple years in and then he gets, and he becomes CIA, and then he goes
to 13 hours timeline.
Yeah.
The GRU contractors or whatever they are.
So it's nine.
So if he started at 18, 28, which, I mean, Chris Kyle started at what age?
He started later.
Yeah, he was late.
He was late 20s when he joined.
To be fair, it was 9-11.
Yeah, there we go. It was a little bit of a different time.
Slightly
skewed time frame. You were supposed to never forget,
Connor. Alright, there
was this thing called Tower 7.
When's that
one on your file?
I don't want to get assassinated.
So out of the buildings that weren't
hit by planes, which was your favorite?
For sure, the Pentagon.
You took that a level.
Level two for unexpected, right?
What happened to that gas station footage?
Come on.
Tag it off.
Come on, Connor.
We'll talk about Tower 7.
Oh, dear God.
Okay. I'm going to say something. I're talking about Tower 7. Oh, dear God. Okay.
I'm going to say something anti-Semitic.
No, I'm going to say something anti-Semitic.
Hi.
So, two days before the insurance goes through.
So, Gondor.
There's been a second orc army
A second orc army
So orcs are racist
Against which group
Why did Cody make me do this
Here's a fun fact
Frodo didn't know Legolas
Lost his name
Wait you said Frodo didn't know Legolas
Correct
They were at the fellowship together
He only spoke to him a single time in the entire three movies.
Pardon?
Yeah, but in the fellowship, they were in Khazad-dum together.
So it's really funny.
If you watch the scene of it, I never heard this theory until recently,
and it was, oh, like, Frodo,
Legolas only interacted with Frodo a single time, the entire time.
He spoke to him once, and that was during the fellowship when they're talking about the ring.
Until then, then he never interacts with him again.
And then at the last scene when everyone's, when Frodo wakes up, and, you know, he's like coming to, after he dropped the ring ring and he's like, oh, he mouths everyone's name.
The only he's like in that dream sequence.
Yeah.
Legolas comes in.
He goes.
And then Gandalf walks in after he's like, yeah, he's the only one that he saw that pointy eared bastard.
And he said, I want nothing to do with those elves.
It's an actual bit.
I was like, nah, that's
not true. That can't be.
Who was your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
You know, it's kind of stereotypical.
This is a gay little twink.
Mine was Legolas.
Boromir. For sure,
Boromir. I like Boromir a lot,
dude.
When the Fellowship reunites after the battle
he greets everyone by name
but when it comes to our favorite elf
he just awkwardly smiles at him
just like me when my parents catch me looking at the
big titty goth
there's a whole lot of beat I never realized
they never interacted in the entire movie
I was like that's not a thing.
And then the guy's like, no, go back and watch.
He never talks to him a single time.
And then Legolas only addresses him once.
Ever.
Everyone else actually has an interaction with Frodo.
I was like, that's a weird fucking little bit I never knew about.
This is peculiar.
This is a super peculiar thing.
I didn't know that.
Where's the better one of it
let me find it really quick boromir dude he dies very early on in the first film well i think as
a character arc his is pretty pretty well established at first he starts off
you know gondor has no king gondor needs no king as he's dying he acknowledges aragorn as the true king of gondor and would have
followed him anywhere and so he has this like character arc that he undergoes and you gotta
think you know boromir they've been fighting the orcs from uh well he has what morgoth whatever
known sub and that one you know the or the more orcs he's been fighting them in that city for a
bit and so he gets this chance dude this chance with the the nuclear powerhouse
that is the ring and they see the hope and in the extended cuts his dad was like bring back the ring
or else you're gay and so he was like i gotta bring back the ring it was the only in the extended
so he was like i gotta gondor has i love gondor i'm a big gondor guy and so he has this whole
thing where he's thinking about gondor, but then he ultimately is like, all right, yeah.
He has a character arc, you know?
Died like a coward.
Died like a coward fighting against a whole bunch of Uruk-hai?
Yeah.
He changed it.
I think his redemption arc was that really well versus what they did.
They tried to redo that in the new Rings of Power,
but he actually was like, I fucked up. I have to make this right. I'm going to die fighting the Uruk-hai. Because he actually was like i fucked up i have to make this
right i'm gonna die fighting the uruk-hai did he swore an oath yeah yeah question did he sled down
a stairwell on a shield shooting yes i'm getting there that was his punchline why are you fucking up this storyline
yeah he's building up the fucking joke sorry go on here restart like you never say that
no never mind so tower seven
oh all right yeah strange how that thing just collapsed and no one ever talks about it
how can boromir walk on top of snow i don't know but i was like tell me that was legolas
that that was legolas yeah all right i saw that part. I was just in Vegas.
And I saw the craziest field of fire from the MGM.
But I thought, there's no way that could have been a bump stock.
Wasn't the MGM.
I hate country music. Rewind.
I was just in Vegas and I thought
wow, what a field of fire the
Mandela Bay has.
But there's no way that could have been
a bump stock. But all I have is an
M240 Bravo. Surely the cyclocrate
sounds much more familiar.
If only somebody would read the
notes that were written and set
on the nightstands in that room.
It's wild things.
I think we're finally getting to that point where people are actually questioning the government.
Like, I don't know about a lot.
A lot of this stuff's not adding up in this age of information.
Why was there no footage in the most?
Well, there was.
That's the thing that irritates me about that one.
Because there's a lot of things that are weird about that situation.
I don't know how much we want to get into this on the podcast.
But they're like, why don't we have any footage of them bringing up all the guns and ammo needed for this?
Like, we do.
There is footage.
I debunked that on my video.
Did you?
I didn't know you made a video on it.
I made a video of the Las Vegas shooting.
So what happened to it?
Actually, coming from my
position of not... Cody, get back on your own
goddamn podcast.
You know more about this shit than I do.
Real quick on that, while they're transitioning.
Connor's like...
It almost feels like disinformation,
like the whole, like, you flood
the internet with so many conspiracies so that nobody
knows what the truth is sort of thing. Because it's's like there's so many dumb conspiracies about that shooting
because like if people want to talk about how there's no motive or like what what the fuck
happened there like as far as like why did this guy suddenly go do that that's one thing but
they're like we don't have any footage of him bringing the guns up we absolutely do like so
much of that it's like he didn't use bump stocks like i literally said it sounded like a bump stock before i knew a bump stock was used like little things like that are
kind of weird i don't know i never doubted like it happened it was a weird part of like hey
what was i mean some people just go crazy it's just a weird mindset like no nothing was ever
dug deeper into it and if that makes sense. And then his brother was like,
my brother would never do something like this.
This is crazy.
I think something's going on here.
Next day, like, child charges.
Hold off to Guantanamo.
It's like, all right, well, that's...
Those are the weird ones.
It's like, well...
Because you can go both ways.
The government's never done crazy stuff before.
No, MKUltra.
I mean, they used to, but not anymore.
Not anymore.
FGC himself.
I'm so glad that they stopped doing things like MKUltra after they were accidentally caught
when they accidentally declassified shit that they weren't supposed to.
That's wild.
What did you debunk on that?
Oh, no.
The one thing that, like, I don't know what's going on between what happened there, but
they're like, how could he get so many rifles up to his room pretty easy like dude he was a high roller
for years he rented a suite the sushi was like he rented he rented a suite that was like half of the
floor and they were like well how could he get so many rifles up there do you know how easy it is
to fit rifles into a fucking bag?
You saw the elevator footage, right?
Yeah, the elevator footage.
So he just fit a bunch of rifles into a bag.
It's super easy to fit a bunch of rifles into a bag.
Just ask the first Trump shooter.
The bellhop asked.
Hold on to the bellhop.
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Dude, we just had
Eli on and he talked about like...
Eli Crane. Yeah, Eli Crane talking about
that entire thing. Is that your congressman?
Is it? I don't know. Arizona?
District 2. District 2. Is he a Phoenix?
Maybe? I don't
think so, but I'm not sure.
He was a navy seal
sniper so like he knows all that we talked
about that like
come on guy he actually did
at the house he talked about how
the secret service
dropped the ball for
everything when it comes to
combat
or danger
but go on Cody the only thing that that i
like tried to debunk is people were like how did he get so many weapons up to his room he was a
high roller already yeah like he was spending millions of dollars there a year so a bellhop
is going to help him get his bags up there yeah so they're going to roll these suitcases up there
which you guys know how easy it is to take apart an ar and put
it in a fucking suitcase and he just rolled three suitcases up there and they're like oh he must be
having a party yeah we're just gonna help him roll these suitcases up there to me yes he he was able
to get those things up there to me it was more haunting seeing the footage and like the the
casual conversation he's having with the bellhop as he's going on, he knows what he's going to do as he's going up for one reason or the other, which we don't fucking know.
And it was never looked into, which is interesting.
But the the fact that he's having like just a very casual conversation, like, oh, just see the Jets game like that sort of thing in the elevator is weird as shit.
That's what's wild.
That's the way you would act if you're trying to carry out a shooting well we all had a great run what's up dude we had a great run we're gonna
be probably in guantanamo bay after this podcast for talking about it so guns you had a video last
uh recently for favorite you know we know we've gone off the rails when eli's like oh let's talk about guns
yeah that seems safer i feel like i feel bad for fucking chase right now chase is like
the last auto seer i built was exactly at this location 2456 west sycamore street
at the date and time 0800 9 27 2024 the numbers mason what do they mean
now that was an example of what not to do
the federal agent watching this is was writing that down they had to scribble that all out
because that's what my friends what we call a joke a little bit of a i hope you yourself and scene thank you all right wasn't that great
acting acting acting mild shock women It's like a rich podcast.
It's the fake laughter we did with Rich.
I was going to have Chase put in the women.
Tony knows.
Rich white people shit.
Women voting.
We actually.
This is like one of the hardest pockets of my I don't know where we go right now should we level it out should we in women's
suffrage they've been suffering these bars of old They get the same vote as me? Jesus Christ.
I can tell this off from the last two brain cells over there fucking rubbing together.
And scene.
I'm 6'5", by the way.
I'm just mewing after you.
I love when you... Speaking of mewing, did you see the boomers freak out about that dude behind Trump?
No.
Did you...
Have you seen this?
Have you seen this?
What?
All right, Chase, if you cannot find this video, I will send it to you.
There was a guy sitting behind Trump after the second assassination attempt, and he literally
did the thing where he looks, he makes eye contact with the camera, and just goes...
And he does the fucking Reddit meme, like that sort of thing.
And all the boomers freak out and they share it all over Facebook.
They're like, what does he mean by this?
Man threatens President Trump behind him, like straight up.
He's just like doing the.
Bye bye.
Yeah.
I hate that.
I am.
I got to get off the internet you
we are chronically on like all your brain is fried enough that you got that immediately it's
so cooked do you use twitter much are you big twitter user i like twitter i gotta stay off
twitter dude i think we did last time i didn't i turned on my twitter wait what is that oh yeah
you're uh fuck how do I check screen time screen time
do I just search
screen
Cody Bullion
David Hogg
that was me today
oh yeah you guys
every
every
just wreck
this ratio
on the poor boy
poor boy
to be fair he deserves it
yeah
he kind of stands on
the bodies of his
classmates and
yeah whatever
oof maroon
screen time for a daily average on twitter what
do you think it is uh four hours so last week cody wait wait cody bring up your daily average
the thing again uh screen time go to your settings guys gals at home do this this is a great little
thing to do go to settings scroll down just a little bit
at the bottom of the second
paragraph, I guess.
Or screen time.
Everyone, pull up your phone
at home. We're going to see how much
screen time you're using on
see all app and website
activity. I have
two hours and 33 minutes on YouTube in the
last week. No, that's today. Oh, I have two hours and 33 minutes on youtube in the last week no no that's that's today
oh i have two hours and 33 minutes on youtube today that's your average
wait is that twitter go to last week wait where's x hold up we're going to the last week there you
go there got an hour nine on on X. Is that average?
Daily average is nine minutes.
Daily average?
I get on and I get out.
One hour and nine minutes.
Holy shit, Cody.
Wait, hold on.
Here we go.
Cody, what is your daily average on Twitter?
Or weekly average.
Weekly average.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Whoa, shit.
Wait, what's weekly? How do I go?
No. Eli, you tell us
yours first.
37 minutes.
Mine is an hour and 56.
Okay. Aaron.
Aaron. You had an hour nine?
Hour nine. Cody?
Cody? From exclusively?
Yes.
Oh, it's high if you're pointing out what app.
12 hours.
12 apps!
And 16 minutes.
Cody!
How are you spending 12 hours of your life bullying people a day?
I don't know.
It's fun as shit.
Not a day.
Not a day.
It's for the week.
Wait, how do I check weekly?
Oh, week. I got it. There you go. For last week. 37 minutes. Wait, how do I check weekly? Oh, week. I got it.
There you go. For last week.
37 minutes. Wait, how do I do last week?
Scroll down slightly and it shows up at the top.
Yeah.
Weekly? Scroll down slightly.
There you go.
Oh, man.
You do it.
This week, you press that arrow up top.
Last week.
Oh, cool.
Wait, are we doing today or weekly?
Weekly.
Today you have...
Updated.
Oh, you got me beat.
Brandon, you beat me.
Average.
How's it two hours if none has hit two hours?
Not a single one.
That's your total screen time? Yeah, that's total. But none hits two hours. Not a single one. That's your total screen time?
Yeah, that's total, but none hits two hours.
Because it's two hours total.
Oh.
2,045 total over the week.
It's not your average.
What's my average then?
I don't know.
23 minutes.
Wait, Cody, what's your...
Is yours actually 12 hours a day?
No, you mean today?
What's your daily average?
Today's daily average?
Six hours, 23 minutes.
What's last week's daily average?
That's for everything.
Last week's average was six hours.
Okay.
12 hours is like you're bullying people for 12 hours a day.
That is insane.
Six hours a day is average.
Mine's 23 minutes, Cody.
No, that's for everything.
He's talking about for everything across the board.
Yeah, daily, but daily average.
Not for X, for everything on your phone.
What's X?
What's daily average for X, Cody?
That's not.
An hour. Yeah, okay, yeah, there it not an hour yeah okay yeah okay okay yeah yeah two hours
a day average i thought it was six hours a day on twitter
i feel like i'm around you for more than six hours uh my daily average for everything like
uh everything together is three hours and 46 minutes okay
but and then your daily average on twitter uh let me find that this is a fun game you got you
get to play it at home we feel real bad my daily average for twitter is 20 minutes oh see you're
good i just i i fit a lot of bully into a very small amount of time. You're a concentrated bully.
Yes, exactly.
I picture Cody texts you who to bully.
It's like a high-proof bully.
Yeah.
You know, my friends tell me who to bully, and I bully them.
Cody, I think you're the one that tells you who to bully on Twitter.
Speaking of which, when is David Hogg coming on the podcast?
He's in San Antonio. I was going to
invite him. I feel like he should. If he wants
to get his message out to as many people as possible,
I would suggest coming on the unsubscribed podcast.
Do you want to tell him that right now?
Yeah. We'd love to give you a platform.
Dude, you spend the least
amount. Wait, is that weekly?
Yeah, but on Instagram. No, go for it, dude.
I already... Way too much.
YouTube. I ratio the shit out of it. I am. Go for it, dude. I already. Way too much. YouTube.
I ratioed the shit out of it. I can see that.
YouTube, I bet our averages are extremely high because we sleep with it.
I don't know about you guys.
I sleep with YouTube.
When I go to hotels, I can't sleep with music or movies or anything like that or shit playing.
I sleep with rain noise.
My daily average on YouTube is three hours.
That's a lot of
youtube and dude nighttime that's what i sal will tell i pass out to that how long how long has this
podcast been going on for two hours and one hour and 59 minutes there's no screen time right there
kid yeah see hey average retention time on this podcast 44 minutes dang beautiful people out there
so last week i had 11 and a half hours on YouTube
what is your daily average
hour and 39
I wish I was there
3 hours and 20 minutes
if you go to sleep to it
I pass out
I put my earbuds in and pass out to
whomever talking
that's crazy I can't sleep with earbuds or anything like that
I slept going to war
that's a little can't sleep with earbuds or anything like that I slept going to war that's a little different
I shot a competition
this weekend I fell asleep
to gunfire
yeah you shot a competition in a full
white suit and what gun were you using
an FN FNC and then you placed
what position so I'm not
I will put it out there I shot lethal weapons
this weekend I
am not a comp shooter.
I'm not even a good shooter.
I am going to
uplift my boy right now.
Homeboy can shoot.
I'm not a good shooter.
Dudehole, Ironsides, what was your
zero on the AK for class warfare?
It was tight.
That one, I was very proud of that.
I was proud of that because
i'm not a very good shooter chase put it up that's amazing i mean that's a one moa arsenal
ak one moa no shit it was a 545 or uh 762 it was trash Damn. That's pretty good. Yeah, with whatever Eli had in the box.
That was garbage.
But I don't consider myself like when you go to a competition,
you have actual competitors, like guys who train that shit.
I'm not a very good shooter.
Guys that will eat your lunch, dude.
Yeah, and they deserve it because they put a lot of time in it.
I don't.
I just have fun.
But doing light irons, I was running FNC iron sights.
Out of 106 shooters, I think I did 36, if I'm not mistaken.
So I was really proud of that.
That was really fun.
And flip-flops no less, Dan.
No, no.
I was running the cock-a-flage, the loafers.
Oh, yeah?
The multi-cam loafers from Tactical Flip-Flops.
Damn.
Dude, you, I will say say watching the arsenal versus the pioneer the
ours because the pioneer the shot group was like a sub two foot spoiler for the upcoming class
warfare yeah sub two foot moa and the jake where is it he's like here here and here i was like
here let me here let me let me shoot it too it, here, and here. I was like, it's the fucking gun.
Then Brandon shoots the arsenal.
Jake's like, here, here, and here.
We can't see him from 100 yards.
We're like, holy, we go up.
It is that.
I was like, yo, homeboy can shoot.
This is a good shot group for an AK.
To me, my soapbox for the AK platform is,
if you treat it,
everybody has this attitude in the United States
where it's just an AK. It's supposed to shoot like garbage. states where like it's just an ak it's supposed to shoot like garbage it's supposed to be reliable
and it's supposed to shoot like shit that's what people think it's like well if you have that
approach going into it when you make it of course it's going to shoot like we have some of the uh
like the the people who actually gave a fuck about it when they built it they're like when we go to
war and my children will be using this to protect their
life the gun works great yeah like you can get if you care about lug contact if you care about
headspace if you care about like all that shit together you can build a really really good gun
if you give it it's just like any other rifle really we we were all like fucking with brandon
because he shot the rifle at first and it it was like, dude, dude, dude.
Like, like it was all over the place.
Minute of shithead at a hundred yards.
Now shoot the good rifle.
And then like, it was like a dollar quarter size.
Yeah.
Just boot, boot, boot right there next to each other.
I don't consider myself a good shot, but like, I'm not ass at my job.
Dude. each other with a good rifle. I don't consider myself a good shot, but I'm not ass at my job. Dude,
iron sights, Brandon nailed it from
100 yards, just like
dollar size. It was fucking
awesome. You caught me off guard with that.
Walking up and actually having a response like,
homeboy, kid. This was iron
sights? Okay, it's not the gun.
Also, Pioneer.
They went out of business for a reason.
I was going to say, it's a company so good, they went out of business.
And then we modded out.
We made both like $2,600, like both equal in price.
And still, the Pioneer just shot like fucking trash.
It's overgassed.
It can't hold a group for shit.
So, Pioneer.
A story I didn't tell on Class Warfare that I'll tell here.
Pioneer actually did one of the shadiest marketing moves i've ever seen in my life um there's actually a
very good i might be butchering this a little bit but i think this is correct uh there's a very well
respected um ak company called radon so uh the radon factory in poland which i believe was the
circle 11 factory when they were under the
so or you know soviet era um and then they they started manufacturing ak's way back in the day
um but radom has a very good name for making very good quality ak's and so pioneer moved to radom
poland it's the name of the town and they literally started calling their company in
marketing ak from radom holy shit to try to pretend that they were radom ak's dude that is
some peak lore it is oh my god wild it's like holy shit it's kind of like uh yeah it it was just
bizarre do we make be love do we make ak better? No. We moved to Radon.
Yeah.
Manufactured there.
We are okay.
It's kind of like Springfield.
The old Springfield Armory.
Yeah, Springfield Armory.
It's like, oh, well, you know, we're not that company, but we'll pretend we are for the marketing.
Yeah, baby.
Boomers are going to eat this shit up.
Yeah, it was that and
so like if you read the side of the gun we used in class warfare it says ak from radon no way i
swear to god i had a blast with that one that was a really interesting to see why people would think
ak's would suck is like and it's crazy because as you, Chinese AKs will fire better than that.
Oh, yeah.
They'll beat the shit out of it.
Any day.
Any day.
This is a $2,000 AK that fires.
I would run that probably over an AR any day of the week because I know it's going to run every day of the week.
And I don't want to, like, I obviously have a bias, right?
You're an AK guy. Suck my own dick or anything,
but, like, when you give enough of a shit
about the AK platform
where you take all these things into account,
like the head spacing,
how the barrel is made,
like, how the chamber is reamed,
barrel harmonics,
like, you just take everything into account,
you can make a really good gun.
Like, my gunsmith, Zach Zach is probably I I think he
is the best AK Smith in the entire country yeah and that's I that's not a bias I I genuinely think
if I was to like no monetary investment anything if I wanted an AK made that I needed to run
forever I would have Zach built it he is so intelligent so so well versed in the ak platform i cannot give
him enough kudos yeah i'm i'm privileged to be his friend and i'm privileged to have him as an
employee zach hey yeah it's me i need an ak 105 and i need it stat thanks man bye it's it's like
you know a guy it's like we can have this put together if you want you know something like that
thank goodness i i need a good ak i have a trash
i have what well no you said my zap my uh you're you have an m92 uh sbr that's pretty nice i i gave
you a fucking bake light today because i'm like i was like he had a polymer magnet i'm like yeah
homie needs a a bake light in this setup i was like thank you i'm excited to run that one we
all got our guns.
I'm enjoying the shit out of that.
We need to bring you on one or just do one with you.
That'd be fun.
I wanted to do, we all have to pick a rifle that's suppressed
and then build out our favorite loadout for that.
Class warfare for bows.
Bro, you down? Yeah, let's do it you don't have like 180 pound
draw i'm not that strong yet i'm doing up to it i don't have the boatism but i would love to
get involved in that the sad irony about war bows that i've learned is like for a you like stave a
piece of like wood just like a stick a bendy stick it cost me like a
thousand bucks when you start getting into the higher draw weight it's ridiculous wait like what
when does it break the thousand dollar i mean like you're talking like 800 and up when you're
like getting up to like the 90 pound and plus because i mean to have a material that thin
but to be able to have that strong of a draw weight you need insane tensile strength for it yeah like it's you would guys that know how to work on it and
actually make them to where they're gonna be good too it's like who the
hell's out there making war bows it's a really interesting niche now that I
think about it no learn brought me in on the tism on the tism dude yeah dude we
got Brandon shooting brands actually getting in the compound oh yeah when I
go to the archery range and I see the guys shooting
compound bows, I feel like I'm in a hot air balloon
watching an F-22 Raptor fly by.
They're like,
their groupings are this small,
like 100 yards, and I'm over here like,
God wills it!
It's like, God!
I'm like, ah!
Ah, shit!
It's eating dirt with it.
St. George, bless this one! Inshallah, this shall give me the little arrow. Ah, shit. It's eating dirt with it. Saint George, bless this one.
Yeah.
Inshallah, this shall find a blasphemer.
Yeah, these freaking nerds have their laser range finder for their bows.
I'm like, get the hell out of here, dude.
Dude, we got Brandon.
Laser range.
Like, they're like laser.
Like how I do mine at, like, 20 is my backyard.
It's at 20, so we know exactly.
I'm like, here, Brandon, shoot it.
They know their hold.
They have their zeros. It's nerds. It's a fun time dude brandon fucking hit targets he was like
okay i can get into this he's like okay when you hear the thwack of a target you're like oh yeah
it's nice my favorite part was when you were because i was i was saying like one of my
insecurities when i was pulling back the compound bows i was using so much strength on it because i
was i was worried like if i let it go even a little bit,
it's just going to come back forward
and I'm just going to send one in the dirt.
Eli's trying to demonstrate.
He's like, once you get past that point,
and he pulls it back,
he's like, you really don't have to put any effort into it.
Sails one over his face.
My bad.
He's just like, ah.
I was like, my bad. I got I gotta go get that cause for the most part
compound bows you're like ah relax
but there is that the second it does
hit that little
relax too much
boom
gotta go put this inside real quick
but it is like 60 pounds is
bows are weird poundage
cause Cody has 60 pounds is... Bows are weird poundage because Cody has 60 pounds.
You have a... Mine's 80.
Matthew's 80 pounds.
I get a little pullback
on that one. That's like...
Got it.
Launch it. Shoot 300 miles an hour.
What was yours? 60? 62.
I'm going there.
62. But it's a 30-inch.
62 is different from a 32 34 right you know bows
say it again uh 30 inch 62 pounds yeah like your draw versus a 34 that's 60 pounds because the
more leverage you have easier it is to pull back his bows yours is way tighter because it's smaller
well yeah it is baby
yeah damn skippy go on because it's smaller. Yeah, it is, baby.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Damn, Skippy.
Go on.
I think I'm done.
All right.
But it's a blast.
Like, if anyone out there, get into bows.
You got me into bows.
It is the most.
It's just calming.
You just get to shoot bows, have a good time. Throw in a podcast.
Just twang it away, dude.
Fucking 30 rounds.
20 rounds in your exhaust. Yeah's like a workout like when i shoot my heavy bow i feel like up in my traps in my back i'm like oh i'm cooked there's a point where i reach i'm like man
that's it for the day because we did it on fight night the other day and like after that i was like
oh i woke up the next morning i'm like man i got that's kind of sore yeah because we were shooting
bows for like a little while.
I've got shit that's sore that I'm not used to being sore.
My buddy Dash, he can pull 160 pounds.
And he's like pretty much the only thing in the gym that can replicate it is like super wide grip pull ups.
Like the only thing that can kind of replicated it.
Dude, 160 pounds.
Fucking wild.
It's insane.
I can only like with his with his, like, if I
get, like, really, like, lean into it.
You're tightening your lats.
Yeah. I, like,
I'll either do a down-up or an up-down. I think
the up-down is easier because you can, like, pull.
Like, you're doing a push-pull into it.
I'm surprised. I would assume, like, bent over
rows or something like that where you're, like,
on the bench, like, pulling back like that.
I don't, like, I thought so, too, but, I mean, mean i'm going off what he says and he pulls way more weight than i do
160 pounds that arrow is cooking those arrows they get they jump up in size too it's like
like the thickness of almost your thumb and like that arrow so i'm wondering if you get an advantage
at that point like to up the weight of the arrow yeah oh. Oh, well, we're shooting a hundred grain. I want to say like our arrows are 400,
400 spine, a hundred grain tips.
Yeah.
Those have to be,
what's your,
probably like a thousand grain, I guess.
Like they're heavy.
More reference on weight.
A thousand grain arrows.
I think so.
The 50 caliber is about 660 grain.
So you're using something that's roughly 50 percent more
than 50 caliber so we were testing against i have a 600 pound medieval crossbow and i got from todd's
workshop and 600 pound yeah so i need a goat's foot lever to get it back so i have a leverage
you get it back you have a bolt you fire it up against armor that he had his bow at 160 pounds did better than my 600 pound crossbow is it punching through armor
so he had a he had a much better bodkin tip so it could penetrate armor a lot better
mine like it would just like essentially bounce off and i was trying like a bodkin style like a
sharp point it just wasn't doing the same damage that his was it's wild have you guys tried that against modern body armor uh no i feel like the
analog i mean i'm down to try it but i think he's done it before plates with slow-mo that's yeah
even both like 160 even your bow 106 pounds I think I was talking to Adam about that. The slow, like the high speed guys.
That, yeah.
Ballistic high speed.
That's a good fucking video.
I want to see what a 600 pound crossbow does to a skull.
Well, the problem is those crossbows aren't, they're not that efficient compared to like a modern crossbow.
Go on, why?
So, I mean, you got to think it's a short metal bow.
You're taking advantage of the tism
audience oh that's interesting that sounds like something nerds would love uh keep going it's
like the energy he's much smarter at this shit than i am like the energy transfer just isn't
as efficient as like the modern compound bows like or crossbows i should say and it's like yeah
it's 600 pounds that sounds really cool but it's just like it's such a short length of travel with the bow on the crossbow and it's just not as good as like
with how long he can pull back with the bow it's like way more energy is getting transferred into
that arrow because like speed i guess i kind of explained it yeah you did you did really good
speed does a lot better but at the same time you have a law of diminishing returns with a certain
point like with certain materials that you're using to transport at that speed.
Yeah.
So I was just thinking like that would be wild if you like I was just translating that to bullet technology.
I'm like, I would love to see if you had some like serious, like hardcore, like the hardened steel, hardened tips.
Like you have like, let's say, an 855A1, like that sort of like really like solid tip.
Yeah.
But you carved it almost like a drill bit toward the end with the rifling.
It's kind of like G9.
You ever use G9 ammo?
They have an external copper hollow point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have.
And so for their 9mm rounds, they're like, what is it?
Like some of them are like 80 or 70 grains or something like that.
I feel like somebody gave me some of those on the campaign trail.
Really?
Yeah. Dude, phenomenal defensive ammo. I just ordered some for my 45 acp i want to try out but anyway yeah but if you had a hard and steel like grain on 45 but imagine hardened steel
well no no uh for the 45 acp was i think it's 170 grain and then for like a nine mil it was like
70 to 9 like 80 grains like a super light very light light yeah very light but it's cooking
out of that gun and it's external copper hollow point but imagine like sharpened tungsten on the
tip of a round like that like that would be sick i'm that's a video i am 100 certain that like
crane or somebody like that has done this research before and they've they've got results but i'm
really curious to see what would happen it's g gnarly, dude. We're going to see in the comments now
where the autism people are like,
yes, we need to test all of this.
So if you have proprietary military
knowledge on how that would work out,
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