Unsubscribe Podcast - 192 - Donut Operator's Secret Nickelodeon Past & Funny TSA Stories | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 192

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

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oh my god we got to count down okay three two one hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribed podcast christmas special as you can tell Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast Christmas special. As you can tell, we're a little bit festive. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, pad electrician Brandon Herrera, myself, donut operator. Thank you for joining us. We love you.

Merry Christmas, you beautiful bitches. And this is the part where we become claymation. For the entire episode, Finn's going to animate it by hand. This is going gonna be expensive Finn we walk in it's like he's no clay models of us he hasn't slept it's Christmas when it comes out we need to find somebody who can do that for just a split

second as a joke just hell just like Rudolph oh my god we are well we're about to go yeah it's christmas special we are filming this ahead of we're like in between the live tours right now yeah so we're about to go tomorrow tomorrow finish those bitches out those aren't draining at all side note holy y'all are, the amount of stuff y'all brought us, thank you so goddamn much.

Thank you. We had four shows. We had four VIP meets and you guys gave us really cool stuff. Brandon now has his own Infinity Gauntlet with the Medal of Honor in the middle. The Forced Valor.

You wearing all the medals on your shirt like a North Korean war general. It became a bit because people during the VIP were just coming up and giving me their medals. And they would pin them on me. And then toward the end, I succumbed to the bit in the last show and just put on all the wearable ones at once. I brought you more medals. Oh, goddammit.

They're getting sent to my P.O. box now to give to you. Here I thought we could actually retire the joke with Quinn Romashay. No, but this medal is actually really rare, and it is, in my opinion, potentially the coolest- metal that the united states has it was given to me thank you for clarifying the united states because germany's got some rad metals dude the wind the windmill one yeah so this was given to me by a uh combat rescue guy from the Air Force and this is the US Air Force combat action badge

and very very few people actually have this medal because there's not very many MOS's in the Air Force that see direct combat that is actually really cool and he wanted me to give you that and it's a pretty sexy looking medal that is actually a really cool looking medal I've never seen one of these before neither had I

that's way cooler than the cap no that's really cool i like the gold red that's have you seen it i i seen that so now brandon i love this even more you have a cib and a cab a combat action badge you're gonna combat infantryman's badge it was you have every like form of i've seen combat it was very funny because there were like a couple boomers on your Twitter on that post because you posted that picture of me just like, oh, God. And like they clearly don't get that this is obviously a joke and it is tongue in cheek. They were like looking at the medals. They're like, I see Air Force, Army and Navy. I believe this guy never served.

This might be stolen valor. I'm going to AI check him. Well, shit, he has served. Let me Google. This might be stolen valor. I'm going to AI check him. Well, shit, he has served in all these branches. That's the funny part is if you ask Chad GPP, Brandon serves in every branch. Just the random boomers that are saying shit like that are cracking me up, man. Because that post got like 27,000 likes. Because I said, can we get a hand for our brave veterans out there?

Me, like, drinking hand, like, ugh. The last tour, we're all beat. He's wearing every single medal everyone's given him. And yeah, there were comments. People were like, you can't have that many. Those bastards lied to me. My favorite moment is like,

pinning those. Joe, can you look up the guy's name that did the Purple Heart unsub things? Oh, those are so cool. Yeah, his company. What is his company? Those are, we're going to start working with him for some more metal sports. The challenge coin stuff. Yeah, like it was just phenomenal.

And he did that on his own. So I want to make sure we get his name and everything correct. Because that was a bag of them. We gave them out at the San Diego show. Yeah. We're just chucking them. We probably hit some people really hard multiple people remember rich tried to throw the can and it didn't make it a blue at a historic theater we're just causing chaos everywhere we go smoking in these theaters jack was wanting to smoke in the theaters we did of smoking in these theaters? Fucking Jack was wanting to smoke in the theaters. We did two shows in Nashville, and in between them,

apparently somebody got drunk, puked, shit, and passed out while naked in the bathroom. I was walking out, and they're like, yo, is that your fan in there? I was like, what? I don't know. What? Yeah. And then you see it, and you're like, nope, absolutely not.

That is a homeless man. This is after the manager of the event came to us and said, the staff is very scared of your fans. They're not doing anything. It looks like they, well, okay. And could Burner Cross also could just be here to count trains? I'm not sure. Because they were like, we'll make sure that they know they can't bring weapons, blah, blah.

They were literally expecting people to walk in with guns on their hip openly. If you see any guns, just tell them to put it in their car. He didn't think it was very funny when I replied, brother, if they're bringing guns in, you'll never see them. I won't see them. The guy brought an AT-4 rocket launcher in right after he got done telling us the staff was terrified

of us. Baller mood, by the way. He brought the whole thing in. Excuse me mood, by the way. Tried to call the whole thing in. Excuse me while I whip this out. Y'all are autistic. You don't know. I'm sure this will be found in this

establishment, walking into a crowd that has no fucking clue. By the way, you guys drink every drop of booze at all those events, so we appreciate that. We have always, if you didn't know this, you have managed to break records every time we go to a venue. I had a brewery hit us up because he's seen we were on the Houston one. He's seen we were on tour. He's like, hey, if you guys want to come back, we'll set you up for free.

I was like, well, that's dope. Yeah, you guys drink, as it turns out. You might have a problem. No problems, just expensive solutions. Mandatory fun coins. Mandatory fun coins. Yes, mandatory fun coins. They're on Instagram.

And the level of detail. Again, we didn't know those were going to be made. And he just brought that huge bag. And it is a Purple Heart just as unsub. And it's an actually metal. Yeah, the unsub Purple Heart. And Eli said, thank you, and immediately took them and threw them into the crowd. I still have mine.

Yeah, I grabbed one. Everyone grabbed one of these. And we're just like, pocket that and pie metals. Hey, yeah, chuck it as hard as possible. That one with Rich throwing the white claw. So for the layout of this historical theater, you got, of course, the top deck and you got the bottom deck.

And Rich was trying to throw a white claw to someone on the top deck and it just hit the banister and just spilled white claw over like 30 people. A splash zone. Meanwhile, this is like a 200-year-old theater. Yeah. Named after the first American, like, Christmas Addicts Theater.

Yeah. Also, though, they had a fantastic green room. Did you try the mac and cheese? The mac and cheese. Shut the fuck up. It was so good. Now, we're back. we're getting ready for the big shows now uh because those were big but they are small compared to the shows we're about to play austin's like 1100 people i think yeah that's the same theater i think that uh joe rogan did his uh

one of his netflix specials in yeah you were saying that yeah it's it's big we're just checking off but as you said the other day, checking off bucket list items that we didn't know we had. Yeah. We go, oh, the rhyme. Okay. We'll add that so I can check it off. Yeah.

What are we doing? Atlanta, Buffalo, Boston, right? The next three days. Atlanta, Boston, Buffalo. Yep. Atlanta, Boston, Buffalo, next three days. Buffalo is like seven degrees under two feet of snow. Very cool.

Fuck you, Rich. Can't wait to get stuck there. What's wrong with that? We love you, but fuck you, man. Dude, look at this thing. This is fucking dope, too. I'm going to put this here. Oh, yeah, we got a bullet skull.

We were scared about getting that one through TSA. How did we get it through TSA? I don't know. Wait, what? I think Connor Keister did. Oh, Brandon. I shoved it in my ass. Brandon, how did you get all your war medals through TSA?

Oh, no. That was actually very funny. So this is the closest I've ever come to stealing valor. Made it very clear throughout my entire internet career. I'm like from day one, like never served, just a gun guy, gun nut, like historic shit. And I like military stuff. Been around the military my whole life. So I've just always been around the community.

But I never served. Well, so all of you guys are given these awesome medals, which by the way, like, of course, like the joke makes me uncomfortable clearly, but I do appreciate it. It's really cool. It's really, it's neat. And it's an awesome gesture from from the military community but i had a whole fuckload of them in my bag my carry-on bag because i don't have a check bag so i just carry this big old tri-zip and i just have a whole pocket that's just full of these metals that i've accumulated from all the live shows

and we're going through uh tsa it had to be like 50 of them, right? It was a lot of metal. It was like a freezer bag. Full full. And it was heavy. By the way. It was a lot of metal. Speedwalk through an airport with you. Damn. But I go through TSA and my bag gets flagged immediately. I roll my eyes. I'm like, great.

Been through four airports already. They didn't have a fucking problem with it. They look through my bag and they unzipped the pocket and i got that bottle of jack daniels that i thought was gonna be the issue and this is like not a sealed bottle this is like three quarters halfway drink a pocket bottle yeah yeah but like it's still a decent it's a big it's a big bottle it's a glass bottle but uh they put that to the side and they're like sir there's a lot of metal in here is there anything we should know about weapons anything that's going to poke me or whatever

I'm like alright I uh in my defense for this it's a government employee they're not people I approved of this. She's got like this kind of condescending attitude a little bit. It's like anything in here. Like what,

what is it? What's all this? The metal. Why do you have this much metal in your backpack? I'm like, Oh, uh, that pocket's just full of my war metals,

which is technically, it's not a lie because those are war medals and they are now mine thank you guys she looks at me like kind of confused like condescending reaches in grabs a fistful and goes oh god puts them back zips it up gives me my backpack like you're you're good to go it's jason it was very funny and meanwhile we're all just hung over trying to get to the next place but and then i get stopped for my fucking berserk figure that was exciting they tried to steal guts buddy trying to cut guts open cut guts open i was like oh my god also

thank you so much for the berserk figure and for the fallout yeah the power armor i'll put a pit i'm gonna send tech uh chase a picture of uh him and him i had i took a picture of him holding both my favorite part was because i was going through tsa with you at the time and their their defense for why they wanted to open it because it's like one of those sealed collectibles like you just don't fucking open these unless you know you just don't open them what did they say well there could be something inside it we can't oh we can't check oh yeah why why can't we open it well scan it again or what did he say what he said you're gonna open it anyways you're gonna open it oh yeah yeah because oh homeboy pulled out a knife clicked the the knife open, and went to cut it open. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He's like, why? I was like, because you give me money. I was like, you're devaluing that immediately. You're going to open it anyway. 20 minutes later, back and forth, and then they scanned it multiple times. As Brandon says, you're going to open it anyway. I was like, no, those stay sealed. Why can't we open it?

Because it stays fucking sealed. It's collectible. Meanwhile, I hear none of this, but I am standing over with a couple of the girls and whatnot, like, waiting for you 30 feet away. And I just see angritism, Eli, where he's not doing this. He's doing, like, this. Like, while with a very aggressive posture toward this government agent. He's like, don't touch it.

And then they scanned it again and again we did joke it would have been hilarious if that dude just put a glock at the bottom we're just like just give me my fucking day just a glock in it's like oh yeah that's my bad sorry shouldn't have trusted that guy i can It is. I have been indignant while being in the room. I do declare. Meanwhile, I get my hands swabbed for bomb residue at every single airport because I can't lift my arm above my head because I had surgery. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So that was exciting. For mental performance. We're going to have these right now. Yeah. It's actually... Have you had these yet?

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Yeah. A hundred percent of your daily vitamin B12. So a little bit of energy in that. Cheers, buddies. This has thionine in it, which is actually the rare thing i actually like these things these taste good i didn't realize the thionine uh was one

of the branch chain amino acids they started removing and that's the best one for why'd they start removing it it cost too much apparently a lot it used to have it in energy drinks and everything like that big big on nutrition. But they started removing that, and then across the board, most Americans do not get thionine in it. And it's one of the most important branched chain amino acids. Is that how you say it? Thionine? Yep.

Oh, I've been saying it wrong. I said theoline. Yeah. Theoline? I don't know. I don't know. Eli, what's the code if they want to try this out and save some money uh so the code is unsub 20 that's code unsub 20 that gets you up to 48 off your first subscription

or 20 off your first time purchase you see him right minneapolis dude with the ar got to come up to me almost got in trouble for that one because some new person was being fucking stupid where minneapolis when i was coming fly so like the one flight i wasn't with you guys like on my way from iowa because i drive up to minneapolis and fly out but i like go up to the body scanner i was like i physically can't lift this arm over my head i just had surgery and but at this point i'm like wearing the shoulder immobilizer thing so i'm like like this and she's like okay step to the side and i'm like okay cool i'll walk through the metal detector because obviously and i'm standing there for like five

minutes and i'm like fucking can i can i go and then some dude with an ar-15 comes walking up and it's like so you're refusing to go through security? Uh, no. That's not what happened. I physically can't lift my arm over my head. And he goes, so you're not, like, refusing to do anything? I mean, I physically can't lift my arm. Other than that, I'll do whatever you need.

And he's like, give me a minute. And he goes and chews this lady's fucking ass. You can't call me and say people aren't cooperating for that dude Jesus fuck Jesus

did I ever tell you about the time when I was actually building explosives and then had to go through the airport that day we were doing a demo course with Bast and a few of the other dudes. I think Clean was there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we were doing a demo course down in, like, the southeast.

And, like, that morning, I was molding C4 with my hands. It was, like, C4, C10 data sheet, shock tube, det cord. We were playing with fucking everything, and I'm manhandling it all. I go to fly out of this, like, small regional airport later that day because i gotta go like film something or whatever and uh they put me through the scanner or whatnot and they're like sir you've been randomly selected uh we're just gonna swab your hands for explosive residue and i told them flat out i'm like what happens when it pops hot because i will tell you this flat out you know i do this for a living I was playing with explosives earlier today

I don't have any with me but I was handling explosives and he goes he literally says I don't know it's never happened he puts my fucking he swabs my hands put it in the scanner it came back clear and he's like well

I guess have a nice flight. That's the secret. It's never... It doesn't work. 23-19 from Monsters, Inc. Just orange monsters come rolling out. I know... You can't deny me from the flight if it's my job. Fuck you.

One of the guys before deployment went to Sapper School, which Sapper School in the military is just nothing but demo explosives learning. But you stuff it in your backpack, so it's always in your bag. You're doing that. So when he went back to Washington, he was flying back from the class. That is one thing. His orders are the only reason he did not get detained

because he was like, oh, because the bag went AWOL. They scrubbed it for residue. They're like, this is just nothing but like red or however they visualize it. He's like, I got military. I have military orders. I just went to explosives or a SAPRA school. Please do not fuck me over. But yeah, I was like, oh, no, no.

Thank you, Mr. Brandon. You had a meanwhile, Brandon. Last time we did live tours You had a pocket knife Oh yeah Seven flights and nobody noticed It wasn't like a little it was a pocket knife Yeah

Nobody ever noticed I didn't realize I had brought it on me With me to the first flight and I was like Ah shit like honest mistake I just threw it in my bag Whatever happens happens yeah case or us raw like fuck it there's nothing i can do now yeah uh they're gonna if they catch it i'll just throw it away yeah but like you know i either throw it away first or i see if they catch it the

entire life tour yep they never i'm like okay every place we'd land you're like well one city down two three it is a testament to how just shit the government is at pretty much any job you give it every place i'm surprised you didn't have a gun in there no i'm not going that far i've accidentally brought like loaded mags and shit before. I've had buddy. Like, like you just believe it shit in your bag and you forget it. Yeah. One of the dev group or Delta guys,

he got, can't tell that story. Which one? The one you're thinking of. Okay. It wasn't us, but it was a friend. Tom,

Tom is the one that got arrested. Delta guy got arrested because he forgot his was, his gun was in his backpack and scanned it through and he had to go to court they did the entire like legal procedure against him and he's like it was an accident it was an accident shoot for a living yeah at the highest level i have a top top class like top secret guy i'm surprised they give him that much shit that's why he was amazed by like they arrested him he had to go through everything this was like late 2010 like to 2015 time period where they're still really have you ever seen a video of that happening

there's a couple of videos on the internet and it's like body cam footage almost but it's like the dude's recording it but it's like apparently if you have a gun and you go through tsa tsa has to call the cops yeah so there's this like 20 minute gap between people that understand guns showing up and the people at tsa and on this day i'm not saying everybody at tsa doesn't know how guns work but these agents didn't and it was basically like a middle-aged woman holding a glock like this he's like will you please just set it down and like can i take the bullets out of it this was an accident i'm sorry i forgot it was in my bag and she's like no you can't and she's just like

waving it around and doing all kinds of crazy shit with a loaded gun it was uh oh my i'm doing this watching it on my phone. Jesus! First off, I was like, get us in here! Yeah, we're going! I'm so sorry! Thank you! We probably, actually, you can probably tell that story if we don't say who it is. Yeah. I figure, maybe.

And we'll just bleep any names up to this point. No, we just know of a person. The Schmover Mike Schmurders. Schmover Mike Schmurders did this. No, just a person that we know. Got on, like, went through TSA. Had a sling bag, just carrying all his personal shit on. You know, his charger, cell phone, like, random.

Hands it to the TSA person. They go through the scanner. He gets onto his plane. Goes to get his AirPods out. Loaded Glock in his fucking bag. On the plane. On the plane. He's on the plane, and his loaded Glock is in there.

And he goes, ugh! And just holds it the entire flight and says nothing to anyone. It's like, I don't need my AirPods that bad. Just raw-dogging a flight on necessity. Just walked off and was like, phew. My favorite part, TSA had a literal image, an extra image of a Glock going through. See, it never went through the scanner. Huh? It never went through the scanner is the crazy part.

Oh, because the guy. He forgot he had it on. Yeah, and he's like, okay, here you go. And the guy just grabbed it. He's like, oh, yeah, no worries. He's like, just give that to me. And he grabs it and then waits for him on the other side of the scanner. Oh, there you go, man.

The CIA, Jesus Christ. The TSA had possession of it. And they just gave it back. Yeah. That's scary, man. The CIA, Jesus Christ, the TSA had possession of it and they just gave it back. That's scary, dude. Getting on an airplane and looking in your bag. Oh, fuck. I can play a real mean joke right now. Dude, that's the funniest thing ever.

Real mean joke. I may not have chosen where this plane took off from, but I can choose where it lands. Just open the overhead bin, put it in somebody else's backpack, and then go up to the flight attendant. I just seen it gone. Dude. This caused mass chaos.

Just go in the bathroom, leave it in the toilet, and tell the stewardess. See, there's a clock in the toilet. I don't know. Man, there's a clock in the toilet with my fingerprints all over it that's registered to me I don't know who put it there I have no idea who put that there

whoa hey oh my god you just did your Red Dead 2 video we spent today a few hours you did that this morning uh by the time this video comes out uh or this podcast comes out it will have been up for a while and uh because i i was so interested in it and because i poured my heart and soul into it bought a bunch of guns tried really hard it's gonna do like shit i'm calling it now that video is gonna perform very poorly. 10 out of 10.

You do that too, huh? Oh, every time. I think that's just a creator curse, man. That's why we're naming it Red Dead 3, right? Red Dead Redemption 3 trailer. It's just like, this is pretty good, actually. I like it a lot. I hate that that would work.

Oh, 100%. That would work really well. Red Dead Redemption in real life or Red Dead Redemption 3 trailer live action guns literally put the IGN logo in the corner I've done that before

I did that for my old music videos I used to photoshop the Vivo logo holy shit I forgot about Vivo I used to do that and it would actually work it would kind of work for clickbait that's hilarious i'm surprised they never like sent me a cease and desist yeah i forgot that's an actual company thumbnail uh well i got a cease and desist from discovery channel for using the mythbusters logo no really on my jfk video like one of my biggest videos ever

apparently they were big on that it was uh like i was calling it like the demonetized Mythbusters series. And because I put the actual Mythbusters logo in the thumbnail, they sent me a formal cease and desist. But they made the mistake of giving me like 120 days to comply. So I just let it float for 119 days. And on the last day, I had the thumbnail ready to swap. Good. I like they were being kind of let it play out for and then you're like i am waiting the last day for this that show doesn't even exist

anymore i know i'm not fucking financial if i i don't have the lawyers to go up against discovery but no it's a one right they probably get less views than you at this point yeah that's damn i'm just saying maybe real tv's dead i don't know anyone very quick yeah i don't know people that watch regular tv anymore msnbc had 38 000 viewers the other day for the day damn that's like i'm a moderately successful Twitch streamer. I would be very disappointed at that. That is... Oh, we fucked up. I accidentally uploaded this at midnight with the wrong name. I got more views than that when I did that. I know, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah, if you're wondering, my 6'5 Cream or AK video didn't do well. I was sucking my ass up. I woke my wife up. I was laughing so hard. You're shocked. At 12.01. Because all of my friends, Cody called me. You text me. Aaron, like

admin text me. Show was so sweet at like 12 midnight, like one in the morning show sends us a text. I think Brandon made a mistake. I was like, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. What was the name? Okay, that one's fine. Please don't stop calling me because I was, I didn. Because I woke up randomly.

So what happened was, Delance, sorry, I've got to throw you under the bus here. He was having some upload issues, so he tried uploading from his phone. But the auto default was a scheduled upload, which we never do. We always manually turn it live. But it was scheduled upload at midnight. That's the default for youtube settings is upload at midnight and so it had no title no thumbnail the title was all caps or excuse me all lowercase creed with seven e's and just like a picture of me just like with the gun the default thumbnail

i i clicked on it and i was like oh you've uploaded something on his b channel as a joke brandon herrera check mark oh brandon fucked up i went to bed at like 11 30 about a half an hour before i knew this nightmare was going to happen i'm asleep i just happen to get up because the dogs need to go out so like I get up I walk over like open the door let the dogs out go back why is my it's like the it's the the video chase please play it of the fucking ratatouille like the guy reading the letter like that was me IRL 2 30 in the morning like fuck I immediately like changed the title thumbnail but it was too late the damage was done i re-uploaded it and that did worse i vividly remember because that was the night i got monetized on twitter for shitting on carl marx in one post really

got three million three million views did a whole did a whole little bit about how carl marx is buried in a private cemetery yeah and uh said you know he Karl Marx is buried in a private cemetery. Yeah. And said, you know, he could have been buried in a public plot for free, but no, him and his family chose to have him buried somewhere else, private in Highgate Cemetery, where all the famous rich people get buried because at the end of the day, he still thinks he's fucking better than you. And the amount of people that were so pissed off was hilarious. Just like how you have to pay to see lennon's grave the best argument that they could

come up with you don't know that carl marx wanted to be buried there oh fuck sorry frederick angles his best friend that was there when he died said we should bury him here next to his wife i wonder who chose to put her there by the way and then all of his family agreed you're right we should bury him here next to his wife i wonder who chose to put her there by the way and then all of his family agreed you're right we should put him there i guess we don't know what the fuck he wanted like i just i just like you just chose a random spot on the map and you're like yeah there oh rich people cemetery i just love with fucking communist people it's like if you don't have video evidence of him saying that, I'll never believe you, regardless of how much common sense points to that being

the truth. Just like Che Guevara and the gays. God, yes. Just like that. Yes, Jimmy. Just like your Game of Thrones. Oooooh. Oooooh. Oooooh! Eli! I'm a ghost. What are you doing? I'm here to tell you about Ghost Bag. Is this an ad? It might be an ad. Why are you in my bedroom? I don't know, scoot over, let's talk about it.

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because you weren't that active. And now it's just caught. I just watch you attack and call. You're still just shitting on college kids. You just don't have to be in college. They tried to community note me on that post. Guess who's got a higher community note rating?

Oh, God. The amount of just like, oh. And then that post went on like, all right, they went everywhere. I was like, oh, man. There we go. And you got monetized because of that one thing. You need to get 500,000 impressions in like 30 days.

And I didn't have that anywhere near that. And that post got 3.1 million in like 40 hours. So because communists don't like that you make money, you're making more money. My next post is a screenshot of the invitation to get monetized on Twitter. Hey, I'd like to

thank all the communist college kids that have been bitching about my Karl Marx post. You guys single-handedly got me monetized. I appreciate it. You've done something successful for once. Oh, was beautiful i'm so proud of this community watching everyone on twitter i'm like oh fuck i do that twitter is like all my friends i just watched that is a just a scrapyard it's the thunderdome yeah i log in i'm like like, oh, man. I'll send this to you, Chase. But did I show you I have actual footage of Cody shitting on people on Twitter?

We probably can. Where is this going? You can include that if you blur out that. Yeah, we got to blur the literal shit. You can include that if you blur out that. Yeah, we gotta blur the literal shit. How do you do that? That's gotta be staged. That makes it worse.

There's a dude sitting on the toilet holding a turd. He's like, now. That's way worse if it's staged. I'd rather that dude just be able to shoot a turd out of his butthole. Seven feet in length. How do you learn you can do that? You have to practice that. The first time I met Micah, he showed me what he can do with an ice cube.

That's true. I had known him for like 35 minutes. He's like, you want to see me shoot an ice cube out of my butthole? Have we talked about that on the podcast before? I got that video. It was like a straight line until it left the camera frame. We're watching the trajectory.

What else do you watch? Bryce and Adam. His wife filmed that video. She did. His wife is the one who filmed that video. If I found I could do that trick, I would never tell a story. The Pacific Northwest, dude.

What do you do for fun in Portland? Watch. Speaking of some cans. How do you learn that? in portland watch put him in some cans you're just looking at you're about to pour a coke and you're like what if i put this in my ass i wonder how far i could shoot it i wonder if he's like oh that's coley it's shot oh my god

get the camera out speaking of portland Get the camera out. My boy's got a camera. Yeah. Boop. Speaking of Portland, where the fuck did hipsters go? Wait, wait, wait. Communism first. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. I think the communists killed them all.

Nick, hating on these shoes. We spent blood, sweat, blood, sweat, and tears. Other people's blood, sweat, and tears. Making these. Colombian children's blood, sweat, and tears. He did's blood sweat and tears. He's making these. Colombian children's blood sweat and tears. He did not wear them a single time. Nick, open it for the camera. They want to see these.

These are a one of one. We did this on the live show, right? We did this in San Diego. I hate all of you. I think they're pretty cool. Those are actually dope as shit. And what does it say on the spine? I hurt communism.

They got all the little hammer and sickles on there. So cute. It reminds me of the shoes. If anybody's seen the music video, obscure reference. But love the way you move. The little animated one with the dancing Soviets. That's what it looks like. What is that?

What is that? What is that? Go ahead and plug it in your computer and see what it does. This has been mine. What the fuck is that? I'm going to open that up and see. Fentanyl. Oh shit. But we made some

Nick, I love communism. Right here. Got the look. I hate how. Right here. Got the... And the most dope... I hate how good these look. Hunger Force Ones. They look like McDonald's shoes. It's the air diets.

Oh, yeah. We had those made. He didn't wear them a single time. Surprise, surprise. I feel like you. We didn't wear them a single time. Surprise, surprise. I feel like you knew that was going to happen. A hundred percent. We bet on that. He's not probably going to hate them, but the reaction was really good.

Not even in California. Nope. Dude, California showed the fuck up at the live shows. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was some of the better crowd energy too that yeah i mean every crowd we were we we had was pretty good man y'all are like the crowd energy's wild of like i have footage of you getting pinned and everyone's singing the army of one song

yeah the just the theme of the army me yeah it is loud too that video is loud when everyone starts singing it and with rich waving the flag and everything especially in norfolk that was awesome shout out to angry cops jesus dude dude flag thing was awesome yeah fucking american flag on a two by four just waving it around at the start of every show it was awesome awesome. I was so afraid he was going to chuck that up on you. He was about to. I was like, hey! He's a 6 foot 2x4 rich.

It's baby Billiam with it. Oh, Billiam showed up. Oh yeah, the unsub baby? Yeah, we have two unsub babies now. I got his kooky little shirt. Oh yeah, go grab that. We got his little onesie we we held him up and did the lion king song oh yeah and he was just like he has little tattoos he has uh yeah he has little tattoo sleeves

i thought that said corpse grinder i was like dear god there's some hardcore sleeve bro it reminds me of the fucking uh vomit yeah i got some it reminds me of that meme where it's like the old man looking at the the kid he's got the shirt it's like love to surf or whatever he's like you don't love to surf you've never been surfing in your entire life you little poser fuck you oh fuck what yeah i am not ready for this i know what we got three more days oh god in 24 hours we will be doing another live show i know it's fine which side note also uh habitual registered the first time as like the guests coming on the show for us i was like why are you so nervous you've done the podcast

before and i was like i forgot about this oh there's 500 people watching you now never mind i get where you're nervous cool like it did not register with me of why anyone was nervous to go on stage because he was like i was like what is up with you i why anyone was nervous to go on stage. Because he was like, what is up with you? I'm nervous. You've been on the fucking podcast before. Oh, there hasn't been 500 people looking at you. That's hilarious.

That was rough. Because that was also at the end of our tour. We had done like five shows in four days we'd been drunk for 36 hours straight longer nobody cared and we went to nashville a day early with the girls yeah so fuck we were like it was just a long time of binge drinking barely sleeping barely eating because of the schedule like we couldn't really eat traveling like fucking norfolk to san die for a show. Literally across the continental United States. I cannot say it enough. The team from show, Jake, fucking Connor, Finn, Chase, everyone,

and then the guys covering down and helping. The amount of work that goes into even four days. It is, hey, we are waking up today. We are now flying. We are landing we are going to sign 75 the first time 150 go to the hotel just to check in throw your shit on a bed and then leave for an uber immediately after signing 150 posters doing the vip eating with 30 minutes then you're going on stage and the first show we had to go back to back then it's off the stage vip that closed down it's like

6 20 in the afternoon like okay time to scarf down your first and only meal of the day we're we're never doing two shows in a day and i know but it was really funny because there were several people that had tickets to both shows and the second show is way better when you guys were blackout raise your hand if you remember the second show all right well there you go great time i thought at least one of you no really it was dude we were everyone's there's a lot of drinking and then it is head back to hotel. We didn't even do any after. It was the last night we hung out in a hotel room. Like all the last nights we watched it.

We would just sit in the hotel lobby, drink, eat, watch the fight. For the most part, no party. San Diego, because that was the live. Yeah. Logan Paul versus, or other Paul. Jake Paul versus Tiger. Us sitting in a hotel room lobby? That was Norfolk.

We're sitting in the lobby because we couldn't find it anywhere. And I just ordered pizza and had it door dashed at like one in the morning or midnight or whatever time it was there. Yeah, and then the fan was like, holy shit! He was like, oh my god, are you? And we're like, hey, good to meet you. Sit down, you want a piece of pizza?

He just said, watched and ate like this. He's like, this is dope. His you? And we're like, hey, good to meet you. Sit down, you want a piece of pizza? He just said watched and ate like this? He's like, this is dope. His little kiddos that we were being respectful of were like, hey, yeah, all y'all get some pizza. Well, I like assumed he was like at the live show and just coincidentally, no. He's like, oh, I didn't know you guys did live show. No, I just know all of you. Just like running

into us at one in the morning. Oh, that's right. Because none of the TVs had Netflix. So we went down to the the uh like check your email fucking computer in the lobby and like we had to keep logging in every 30 minutes to watch the fight yeah every 10 minutes you'd have to like move the mouse because it was like you're getting logged out like no no no okay it's good it's good keep it going um that's the shit you remember but it is back to back it was wake up fly land do that and that was four days straight and then by never again dallas we woke up we slept in because our flight was later

and then we were like go home and then we didn't talk to each other for i dude i was like oh now yeah well special case but i i needed like two to three days to recover from that. That was my body hurt. My blood hurt. My social battery was dead on hour one. Shaking that last day. I was not okay. That night I was having a blood sugar issue or something.

My body was just like, stop. The Dallas flight home, you were like your sunglasses were on in the airport you're like i'm not okay you like you sat down and like my favorite part is i left my fucking uh rake on everyday earbuds no i left my uh my uh earbuds in the hotel so i just raw dog that hour flight home from dallas i'm just like man i don't care anymore just I'll take two and Cody's just Bacchus just put him here you see how much space there is on this tray I need those spaces built

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Yeah. I was right there. Because it was the loading ramp. My friends watched that. We heard his head hit the concrete. I heard his head... So homie comes up. He already had a cut.

Yeah, he comes up and he's like, I got jumped downtown and my shit got stolen and i tried to make your show and i couldn't make it we're like oh dude we're so sorry about that can we do anything for you call an uber get you back to your hotel he's like no i'm gonna go this way he turns around and he steps off the loading dock of the the it was like it was like a shenhai curb and he just falls right over it had to been at least a five foot drop yeah at least you heard you heard the back of his head because he fell on his feet and then went down backwards

and we just heard like head smack pavement and he and nick are like oh he's fucking dead dude but zach veteran with a sign yeah he was back there with us yeah because it was just silent after we heard smack head hit concrete and he just goes oh fuck dude i i i vividly remember being completely drunk getting 85 sober and going my night just got so much longer yeah and then that guy stands up he's like i'm gonna drive home please don't we're like no you're drunk and you have a concussion we have to convince him to sleep in his car he's like well what if they close the gate i'm like well that's a lot better than you hitting the highway yeah no don't do that we just watched you almost die go to sleep go to sleep we hope you're still alive buddy yeah hopefully you got home okay not that night yeah thank you for listening though

you did listen yeah you didn't take much coaxing so shout out to you it's a good sign we're good the guys were in the sleep in your car it's a good time to just sleep in your car yeah that was you trying to communicate to drunk brain that's always a challenging thing where it's like you have to repeat the same thing eight times and like on the seventh they're like oh wait okay oh it okay oh i'm sure you had to deal with that as a cop never not a single time i was uh well it's almost done it's almost done then range day afterwards and then we finally get a break for some reason all my brain can do is picturing a sober person trying to take commands from drunk Cody.

As a cop. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. You fucking sober people never listen. Cody's lights flip on. People already smash his intro. Why'd you hit me? Sir, you hit me. Are you resisting arrest?

Suspect has reversed into my car at about 30 miles an hour. Suspect is running. Cody's driving backwards. Suspect seems to be going zero miles an hour. Doing this side. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Sir, have I been drinking? Or have you been drinking?

Let me start again. Shit. I'll just fuck this up. I'm going to tell you my ABC, sir. Sir, have I been drinking? Or have you been drinking? Let me start again. I'm going to tell you my ABC, sir. ABC. DFG. Oh, man. Range Day is going to be a blast. We have that kind of... Well, that would have happened by now.

Oh, yeah. That did happen happen hopefully nobody died we'll talk about it yeah this is coming on afterwards so it's that hard one we're like shit hopefully everyone had a blast we got a lot of cool people coming this time around like some bigger celebrities possibly than we've ever had which is gonna be rad it's getting massive and shout out to you guys for like how organized that is it's doing really good it's awesome to see that growth everything it's it has been a wild two years and i next year is gonna you're shit you're doing right now i don't know what we can talk about at this point i don't even exactly that's not not that but i can say

that i've uh i've had a lot of calls with with a lot of people by the time that this episode airs um this is anything i know is so outdated it's not even funny but yeah it's what fucking three weeks out 22 days gonna be hilarious when you're like vp three weeks in the future but no i've had some interesting conversation with some people and it's just uh it started as a meme i didn't even put my name out there for it in the future. Never. But no, I've had some interesting conversations with some people, and it's just, it started as a meme. I didn't even put my name out there for it in the beginning. It just naturally happened on RFK's nomination website, and it just got traction.

And then I gave it a little gas. And just to have at any point been actually seriously considered by the transition team is a huge honor, and that's cool, and I owe it a lot to you guys. Wild watching that during the live show. Again. Again. I don't know how that happens.

But last live show I was having to leave, take important campaign calls and shit. This time it's like, fuck it. I can't say who it is. And the next live show actually, we haven't announced the next live show Chase we might keep this we're waiting until we get numbers back

because it's communicating for us very bad but next live show you're actually going to be at the inauguration can you say that yeah the inauguration we will see because it's difficult I'm going to try to make both because I'm looking at it there's a three hour time delay so I'm like all right if the inauguration's at noon

it might be able to okay i'll see what we can do because we have the other live on sub live show that we're going to be doing a shot show this year which is really exciting yeah january 20th at the venetian yeah right after the gundies so we're going up as like a double feature so we'll be following right after that in the fucking venetian theater which is beautiful how many seats is that because it's big 1800 yeah it's a huge theater a massive massive theater that so it's going to be a blast that one and it's going to be but as you're saying it's like you have that on the exact same date yeah so it's literally flying again across saying, it's like you have that on the exact same date. Yeah. So it's literally flying again across the country. It's like,

I feel like Mr. Incredible that I got time. I got time. Brandon, how was your day? I'm fucking sleepy. I had to do this, this,

this, and this, and now I'm making come jokes, but getting watching the 45th president get inaugurated as the 47th is pretty cool. So I would like to see that. Dude, that's possible. Again, bucket bucket list item checking that one off yeah one of the cool precedents yeah it's it's gonna be wild but those live show like that that to the live shows and then shot

show again just shot show it's the drunkest i ever see you a shot show yeah that is what else that's my favorite shot show Nick is my favorite Nick that's really good this shot show needs like Eli man love you man bro I get to walk around indoors smoking cigars is like when I come to Texas at least there's like I mean I should probably go check on Bunker Branding, do some t-shirt stuff, go talk to Matt, pretend like I'm working. Shot show, it's like Bacchanalia. There's nothing to do but get shit-faced. We do a surprising amount

of work there, too. You guys do. I do. Guess how many gun companies want an appearance from a guy that doesn't do anything with guns? Zero. And I just get to get shit-faced the entire time. It's great.

That's a pretty good lot in life, now that I think about it. I was sitting there like, this is my friend the magician. Doing a magic trick. Oh, hey, Kyle Rittenhouse. Cody, where are you guys going? Oh, you're both the parents? I'll be here. Me and Katie, let's go watch you play gambling.

Gambling until 3 o'clock in the morning with Hunter when Hunter gambles it's so fun and he's coming back to gamble again oh dude I think Hunter is like that I believe he's doing that I know they're coming out for ranger day too we're actually going to have creep cast on an episode

two of the best podcasts on the internet. I'm so excited for that one. Wait, and then ours. And then ours. Is this the episode where I can reveal my plans to force Hunter to animate a story for me and Cody? Yeah. Can I do it on this one? Yeah. So we're doing live shows and I thought I've heard all the funny

stories that we have unless it's like new news and I'm constantly proven wrong because Cody breaks out one of the most epic historical tales I've ever heard from a buddy of his, which one? No, I knew, I knew,

I knew a seal. Oh yeah. I killed a guy. He's got a brave little with a toaster, the brave little murder weapon. So, uh, yeah, Cody's Cody's buddy has a confirmed kill with a toaster the brave little murder weapon so uh yeah cody's cody's buddy has a confirmed kill with a toaster and i think we're gonna try to get a hold of him have him give us like either come here or just audio get the story and then i want to try to see if we can get meat canyon to animate it and style of the brave little toaster and do all the voices voice acting dude i just thought about that hundred no no i'm smashing hopefully confirmation that like we can tell the story

like in all the detail and everything yeah i would talk to someone about that a couple people will have to talk to a couple people about that toaster where the oil? The hunt for oil. Yeah, but they're because we'll have them call me Chris and Oompa are coming back on. Computer. I don't think there were ever any WMDs. We had Oompa and call me Chris on before.

Yeah, I mean, we told her straight up it's like the only reason we can say we have you know 100 million followers worth of people at range day is because call me chris has 51 million of them what does she have now i'm like 70 million across tiktok and 70 million yeah across her platform it's like she makes up for it she does it percent of the u.s one oh my god one in four people statistically she's also canadian though so we said she has ever seen a map of the population density of canada though it's quebec it's bro it's like the canadian united states border 50 miles they're all huddled up next to america for warmth and safety they're not doing anything with 95 of that to be fair have you seen what the rest looks like tundra i think buffalo new york is like unlivably cold and then you have everything you don't want to come to iowa

rich doesn't think it's cold the fucking fourth quarter the bills game the other night he said his videos of night. His shirt off. He said his videos of him with his shirt off screaming in the snow. I didn't know he does that regularly. Oh, yeah. He's got season tickets. He's huge. The shirt thing is what I'm talking about.

It's like between you and Rich. Rich is the only dude that has more hair than you. And he has that fur. And then I was like, oh, after the game game surely when he's walking to his car he will put his jacket coat on in the snow and then he's walking in the parking lot shirtless sending us a message my favorite part of that though is right after i sent uh this message to the chat because apparently there was a it's a tweet and said is this true that a little girl got thrown down the stairs at the bills game and it's this little girl wearing a 49ers

hat with a sign that says, I beat cancer. Like, little girl. And I sent it to our group chat and I go, Rich, what the fuck did you do? He replies, don't step to my hood with the wrong colors. Rich is like

Donkey Kong with the barrels down the stairs with this girl damn rich god no remorse bills buddy telling them to make a wish is not what that foundation is about rich jesus oh no i'm not looking for that no i i get a i get a head cold when texas gets below 60 uh seven degrees and me do not jive. I'm too fucking brown for that. God, I feel so old right now. We're like talking about the weather.

I feel like it's fine. But side note, it is fucking cold and I fucking hate the cold. I have shoes on. Don't like that. Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. How's the weather? I was driving in this. Oh, man.

Tell me about your knees. Oh, man. Tell me about your knees. Oh, man. Who wakes up in the middle of the night to pee? I do. I wish that was not a lie. I have to stop drinking at like 5, 6 p.m. That is the truth. I cannot have water otherwise wake up like 3 a.m

like fuck i'm old flip the table flip over in your bed like all right time to use the pee pee bowl did you see the video the dude that built it in his bed he cut out a circle and ran a tube all the way to his toilet. So he can just lay on his thing, pee in his mattress. It goes all the way to the toilet. And he's like, hmm. I feel like that would scare the hose a little bit. You doing that? You ain't getting out. Hold on one second.

Just roll over in the bed on your stomach. It's like hose scared bed peed hotel Travago. You've met my dad when I was in high school. Middle school maybe. You have met his dad.

My dad used to race figure eight cars and we're like out in the garage and him and his friends are drinking welding together a roll cage inside of like a fucking old beat-up ultima for the front row drive class for figure eight and uh it's fucking like negative 30 degrees smoking cigarettes next next to the map gas canister like a hundred percent welding next to all the kerosene it's fun and he's like it's too cold to go outside and pee grabs a aug bit, drills through the side of his garage,

and just runs a funnel outside and screws it to the wall. Funnel is still there to this day. The forbidden glory hole. You go outside and look around the corner. It's just fucking dead grass. Everybody pisses in this funnel in my parents' garage. It's still there. Oh, it's still there to this day. You guys don't have a piss funnel in your garage?

Dude, the aircraft I used to work on had piss funnels in the C2 Greyhound. Really? It's like this nasty black funnel in the back so the air crew guys, they would tell people, that's how you talk to the pilots. Oh! They were just people fucking

talking to you. They come back and there's just people fucking talking to each other. There's just a brown ring around their mouth. It was never clean. That's so military. Military piss is the worst piss. It's just cigarettes and energy drinks. And MREs.

Nobody's hydrated. Whiskey you've been drinking until 6am. Bad coffee. I would speculate a military piss funnel is the only time you're worried about clogging it. You're not dehydrated the entire time. Molasses going down the tube. Dust. Good old rhabdomyelos.

I walked in the door and I heard Nick say, you guys don't have a piss funnel in your garage? And I don't know what conversation you had before, but if you're talking about a funnel in your garage with a PVC pipe hooked up to it that you piss into when you're drunk so it goes out the back of the garage, my brother has one of these.

That is just a Midwest thing. It's so fucking cold outside! You just turn around, you keep the conversation going. You piss in the piss funnel and it sprays out the back of the garage. Hey, you guys don't have that? Mom, the neighbors have a piss funnel. You don't

want to whip your dick out when there's a minus 20 wind chill. See? Some of you guys have never tried to pull three inches of dick out of four inches of Carhartt and it shows. Okay. New fine electrician t-shirt right there. I'm gonna pee.

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Dude, there's so much time. It's like we had Thanksgiving. We had, I mean, Thanksgiving, you had everyone at your house. You had an awesome... Thank you for hosting again. You cooked... You threw down on some Turk. Yeah, we did some Turk, some ham, all the fixings.

It was pretty good. My parents came out. It was a good time. We all had a good time. Yeah, you don't realize how much time is in between these podcasts, because we dialed up. We had like five of them in the pipe yeah we had a shit ton in the can like so we we knew we were going to be doing the live show so we like filmed a ton before leading up to our first tour so just so we can get an actual because again live shows it's like but we got to do that okay

we'll do this and then yeah turkey day happened we all had a blast all hung out we cody cooked i made beef stew just rad thank you guys by the way because that was it was a very fun frank's friendsgiving uh i'd obviously appreciate all you guys as friends but also my woman left for like three or four days and so like those leftovers that that was uh that was my dinner for like two three nights dude just dave and show when we dropped dave i was like oh yeah everyone gave you this because we've provided them like at two months worth of food i think dave was like what i was like you need help you got it was like 18 pounds of food oh god damn yeah i didn't see how much no, we were just piling it up. Like, give it to Dave and show. You guys had a whole ass pie, right?

Yeah, I had like three days of leftovers. It was amazing. 18 pounds of food, three days. Like, fuck, six pounds a day? They're cats. My girlfriend's extremely Mexican mom who speaks a little bit of English

made tamales for everyone oh you're starting to say it with an accent dude dude this is so good and they were from like mexico tamales like yeah i was so happy we got a little bit of every culture on that one dude it was awesome aunt did not speak any i was like yeah i was like and she's like i was like, yeah. I was like, como estas? And she's like, I was like, oh, my language ended at como estas. And me llamo Iwa. It's like, now I'm struggling to understand. Yell at me and I got it. A little bit of Mexican food,

a little Asian food, a lot of American food. There was an empty plate, so Ethiopian food. We had... First of all, Thanksgiving, it's all Indian food. Okay. Feathers. Yeah. First of all, Thanksgiving, it's all Indian food. Okay.

Second. Feathers. Yeah. Feathers, not dots. Ain't no curry in my house on Thanksgiving. What'd you do for Thanksgiving? I just go to my parents' house and eat a bunch of deviled eggs. Is that all they cook?

Bro, it's Thanksgiving. Look, look. Doesn't the Midwest we call it Thursday? Look. Here's the 18 pound deviled egg. Look at me. I overeat every day. Like, it's not fucking. It's just not. Here's the 18 pound devil egg. Look at me. I overeat every day. It's not holiday. It's Thursday.

At my parents' house. It's all it is. They don't call them the reasonable consumption electrician. Finally! Finally did you get an excuse for me to eat too much food. Whatever. It's the same shit shout out to Connor for making the best deviled eggs

we were going to talk about my green bean casserole bro green bean casserole was good I ate it yesterday very good hear me out guys what if Unsub had a piss funnel Connor get the drill it's Texas it's just going to get hotter inside I hope we get to fucking henry henry

cavill's on the podcast of oh we got a piss funnel of all the people that would be completely unfazed by a piss funnel the dude that's obsessed with warhammer 40k is a thousand percent on the list of like, yeah, I'll piss in the funnel. It's the first thing he does. When he walks in the house, he just goes and uses it. But I feel like he'd be so polite about it. Excuse me, gentlemen.

I like the scenario wherein the toilet is closer than the funnel on the wall. We have indoor plumbing. We're not savages. Just like we would have one. And I have to explain that to guests.

Jesus Christ. The girls are outside. Just the head of a winger we looked through get those tongues out of there they installed a delicious beverage on the outside of the unsub house oh god girls he's finally busy the outside of the unsub house.

Oh, God. Curls is finally pissing. Oh, God damn it. Where do we go from there? Hear me out. Let's abolish social security. I'm game. You mean the literal ponzi scheme yeah yeah 100 no i did i uh that was my next frag grenade into twitter yeah that's the one that was so on your side i was like oh and then you get to see everyone my favorite was like the top one's Like, it's not taxes. It's like, huh?

What? You mean when the government didn't trust anybody to actually save for their own retirement. So they said, okay, we're going to force you to save for your own retirement. But they didn't put it in your own account or anything. They just put it into a general slop fund that constantly gets raided and devalued. And so now it's going to be bankrupt in the next 10 years because the fucking government can't handle anything. Did you see the math I did? No, please. bankrupt in the next 10 years because the fucking government can't handle anything did you see the math i did no please invite me the average the average person uh pays 6.2 percent of their income into social security their entire working life and they the average person will draw 440 000 worth of benefits from social security that's about a negative four percent return um or and by the time they draw it counter offer it'll

be worth probably less yeah yeah or um my proposal was you could put a thousand dollars in an ira for a child the day they're born it's locked up till you retire the government funds it a thousand dollars if it just goes off the s&p 10% historic average S and P it's going to be worth $490,000 by the time they hit 60, 67 and a half or whatever the fuck retirement age is. So you get more money for a thousand dollars to fund the program. It'd be $3.5 billion a year, which social security is 6.2% tax on income.

This would be 0.03% tax on income. Or you could just be a responsible fucking adult and do it yourself. I understand what you're saying. But for some reason, I live in a society where people that don't know the difference between, I don't know, profit and loss and income

and revenue get a vote that counts as much as mine. So I have to come up with fucking plans. Well, That's the next thing we should abolish. Suffrage. Yes, we should abolish old people. We just abolish old people. Look, have you ever seen that movie Midsommar? I saw it.

I was like, ooh, I got your word. I got you. In a Japanese way, where they just walk off into the forest. No, yeah, this great documentary into the forest. Yeah, dude. With the rock. No, yeah. This great documentary I watched called Midsummer. When you hit 70, you jump off.

You hit the rock, and if you don't die, there's a giant mallet man at the bottom. The giant mallet man. I know. When you're like, I missed the rock. The mallet man. It nicks the mallet man. Bonk. Yeah. It does make that funny sound

when you crush their skull. I've got a five pound sledgehammer with a dog squeak toy on it. Bonk. All the kids laugh. It's a good time. It's a Gallagher show. You need to tape one of those rubber chickens

to it as it comes off. Nana, sorry. Dig the hole. What is it, Futurama, where Santa Claus just comes and kills you when you're 65? Wait, what? Is that what?

Robot Santa comes and kills you when you're like 65 or whatever? And they have to go and defeat Robot Santa. You've never seen that? Yeah, they have a whole episode because he's going to come for the old man. I think it's so much funnier the way you described it as if it was just

a known thing. That was such a like, he doesn't know about the three seashells. Yeah. He doesn't know about the Santa? You don't know Robot Santa comes and kills you when you're 65? Everybody else in the room knew what I was talking about. Did they? That's my favorite fucking TV show. One person knew.

I knew what he was talking about. Yeah, see? Okay, never mind. To fry what's happening. Or what's happening. I've never heard of that. That's hilarious. Have you ever sat down and watched Futurama?

I've seen a few episodes here and there, but I've sat down and like actually watched the show i've watched the dog one oh everyone knows the dog the dog was sad as fuck god there's ever been on television brutal seymour yep seymour the dog jurassic bark yeah jurassic bark that's it seymour butts is the name of the dog the most brutal episode we get it's just sad like irredeemably sad like there's no punch line no man i was oh uh we started watching shogun and there's another thing i wanted to oh did you watch your new um fuck the league of legends one or this no arcane yeah did you watch arcane i've never seen arcane you watch cyberpunk in there yeah the cyberpunk anime is fucking great and i'm not an anime fan no like you got me onto that one actually that one's

fucking amazing and then um oh what's the other one i'd titan uh attack on titan that one was really good i like that one too oh yeah yeah yeah this is violent i know that's that's like one of the most like you know milk toast like beginning of the iceberg animes but i enjoyed that one i like dragon ball z and avatar damn right i love how upset people get when i call avatar anime i don't care i call it why would it not be considered because it's made in america so apparently it doesn't count dog shit that's kind of what american made in china we still call about you didn't mind watching it on a tv and a cell phone, which was made in America, motherfucker. It's like, yeah, a TV made in China is still a TV.

100%. 100%. I don't even know. You guys are going to tell me King of the Hill is not anime. Fuck you guys. I saw somebody did a YouTube video essay about why King of the Hill is the best American anime. I mean, it's factual. Dude, actually, hold on.

Have you seen the Japanese dubs of King of the Hill? Oh, I wasn't. No. Did you see the Warhammer 40K German scene? You're like, man, Warhammer 40K, this hits a little different. It's a little Reiki. Yeah.

He's yelling at the soldiers and it's it goes hard you're like whoa well that's just german it just does it sounds really bad locker room football pep talk in german would sound a little reiki there is anime king let me see makes the french nervous have you seen the uh you know like all the Warhammer 40k like animations and shit oh wait that's not it there's one there's a dude's been recreating like American like Spongebob King of the Hill and like

high detail Japanese anime and it is gangster as fuck I was like oh I like I can watch this and they were like 10 minute episodes. I like it when, when artists do stuff like that, it's, it's kind of fun.

It's kind of like the way meat Canyon started where it's just like, he wasn't like a big YouTube or anything. He was just like an artist who liked drawing cartoons and stuff. And it naturally got there. It's kind of fun. He watched it just so happened to be ridiculously talented and with anime with voices and being funny and everything else and his creativity is like his not to suck his dick too hard uh no he's just like one of the

most one of the most naturally funny people i've ever met yeah me too and for sure on top of that he can he can draw he can do cartoons he can do the voice acting like he's a very talented guy yeah very unassuming you know he gave us a shout out to thank you for the shout out on uh military bros he showed you during the one episode where he's talking about like uh friend groups like the friend groups oh yeah i showed you guys that because we were on the live tour and i was just watching it on my phone about like the worst friends you could have like military bros and it's a picture of brain yeah it's me with the m60 or something like that i was like yeah and he's just like uh i he basically like i just feel like i'm just picturing the the the hosts of the unsubscribed podcast he's like i know i hang out with him

blah blah blah but he is like dude his content i love watching how big his second channel has got just and that shows it's just time effort and then also the create he gets to do what he loves which is create those creatures like his new stove oh yeah little animatronic creatures that he has on there he's got the computer in the stove now colonel sanders is oh the animal sanders character that he has come in And out of some episodes is so good He's been knocking them all out Because now he does the taste testing

The stove Talking back and forth is Some of the best humor it's like what is that hole That's my front hole That's my front hole It's like my guilty pleasure Just watching his feed channel. I enjoy it more than his main channel.

Did you guys ever watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little? Yep. I know you're as old as I am, so you probably watched some of it. Because that was Pee Wee's Playhouse entire house. I think I asked Hunter about this. He's like, yeah, I'm going for that,

but just more fucked up. We're like the stove talked and everything talked all in his house. It's so good seeing hunter's concept of what those appliances are i'd like to see his studio set up one day that'd be kind of fun like a studio tour yeah i didn't realize like he builds all those sets in his thing which is fucking is it actually a house no i think those are four corners like the way he was if i remember right he was telling me it's just like stages okay Okay, that's what I was thinking.

Like, I was looking at a detail of it the other day, and I was thinking, like, this has to be a, like a set. Yeah. And so he can go from like, oh, the downstairs, the computer room, the kitchen, and they're all just sets built up. So he just walks from one to the other, and he doesn't work from home, which is really smart, gets you out. But that, the level of detail he's getting into for his bits is top tier. I've noticed I work better with other people around. Not like a bunch of people, but if it's just me at my desk, I have a hard time sometimes with motivating myself.

We all go through it where it's hard to not just click three buttons and play a video game instead. Be funny. Yeah. Be funny now. You have an upload tomorrow. You have to get an a video game instead. Be funny. Yeah. Be funny now. You have an upload tomorrow. You have to get an ad out by tomorrow. Be funny now.

Yeah. Do this. It makes a huge difference when you have, it's like, hey, okay, everyone's here. I have to work.

I can't just be like, no, let's take a break. But he's playing off his friends now too because like the different characters, he's playing off of people and you can tell it's fun. That was the best introduction for him is start incorporating nick and all the team because now they have like actual vocals back and forth yeah yeah and i don't know if so i don't

know where the voice is coming from if it's like remote or no idea on that one i think it's filmed in scenes so maybe i don't know if it's a voiceover. In his longer ones, you can tell. It's happening at the same time. He's responding to it in one cut. There's a scene where Nick comes out from behind the wall. I think he's puppeteering it and he's mic'd up.

If you look at the mouth, it's like mesh. I think he's looking through the mouth and he's staring the eyes some way and just mic'd up. We need to go do a tour. Yeah, I just want to see a setup. Not even to film it, just to see it.

I would really love to see a setup. It's like 100% we need to do that. We're going to make that happen. Hunter, thanks for the invite. Thanks, Hunter. We're coming to check out your studio. Fuck you, by the way. Don't let me lose $3,000 at craps at shot show this year okay hunter

just bet what he bets and you'll win that's what i was i'm just kidding that's what i was doing the whole time hunter's like all right cody put things on this this and this throw the dice over there and i would he'd be like good job you 300 bucks. And then he would start pulling his voices out on the pit master. What did you do? Why did you give me that? The poor little Asian car dealer, he's just like, goddammit Ling! Ling! You're fucking me here, Ling!

I forgot about that. The pit bosses are making them swap. Anytime Hunter would sit down at a table, the pit bosses would making them swap like anytime hunter would sit down at a table the pit bosses would swap every time because he was crushing yeah he was destroying for a minute i was watching like for an hour and i was like we're gonna this is like one of the times we're like we're getting looked at by cameras and i think we might get asked to leave soon because he's winning that hard because he just had a satchel like full of cash that he just brought out there just to gamble.

I did not realize he was a good gambler. Bro, he was walking around in like, I don't even know what, they were like horror themed flip flops. The black and white one. Yeah. No, they weren't flip flops. They were like flip flops slash crocs.

Horror crocs. Yeah. Of like one of his animations one was black one was white he's wearing like some air jordan oversized basketball shorts and a t-shirt just crushing the venetian hilarious while he's doing voices and shit the dealers trying not to laugh the pit bosses are fucking watching us it was horrifying so him and i are part of that venetian club you get like a little red card and you give it to them anytime you sit down and they send you rewards throughout the year so like i can go stay at the venetian a couple like a week out of every month because

him and i spent so much money and they just bring you these cards and i sat down with them and i was like oh shit i lost my card five minutes later a lady shows up didn't know my name and she's like mr garrett here's your new card. I'm like, oh, Hunter's like, it's okay. That's what happens. There you go. Yeah. The Grozzy card.

Do I have mine? I got to find my first one. I don't have one. I'm going to print it. I hired an employee. I was pretty excited about it. You still got my Grozzy card? You what?

I finally have an employee. I was pretty excited. Oh, cool. Who? It's like one of my best friends. I'm the one that got him into, I got him into jujitsu. He became an electrician because of me. He like turned out as a journeyman.

And then like a week later, he's like, cause he owns the jujitsu gym now. And he's trying to make that like be his full-time job. And he just needed like a little bit of extra. I'm like, help me, you know, like just be my guy. If I need something, like I travel a lot lot. You live a block away from me. Just be around so I can call you up and then help me with research and writing and shit because he's really funny. Nice. And I got him in a course to become an editor and shit.

Hell yeah. But his name's Calvin. But you know what I put on his W-2 or had my accountant put on his W-2? God. His W-2. Is this a crime? His job title is lead henchman it's like thanks this is gonna look great i'm gonna get audited by the irs at some point and

it's gonna be hilarious and how many shirts did you sell that said legalized tax evasion enough don't worry about it so oh my god so um that reminds me of a story because like we talk about our shop employees all the time like you know they're they're all friends of mine they're like they're a bunch of good dudes very very smart sharp guys um but the joke obviously is you know everybody in the shop's got the fucking tism. And the joke that I kept making is that they're all tax write-offs. Just because, you know, obviously. Special needs employee, hell yeah, that's a tax write-off. But we took it a little far at one point. And I won't say who it was with that we were visiting.

Very, very high-end. Very, very good company with a very big presence. And Zach was wearing a shirt that was something alluded to. very high end, uh, very, very good company, um, with a very big presence. And, uh, Zach was wearing a shirt that was something alluded to, like had the puzzle piece or whatever, like something autism related, like in an ironic way.

Yeah. And you know, like we, we do all sorts of work for autism charities and stuff like that. So like, I don't feel necessarily bad about it. We will do a couple of tongue and cheek jokes every now and again, but it's hard to explain that to people who aren't aware.

Yeah. Very hard. The owner of this company is there with us and i i didn't even put two and two together but he just looks at his shirt he's like that's awesome i'm i'm i'm so glad that people will hire people like you my son has autism and he just goes on this whole thing like a very heartfelt like like it is it's so great to see the inclusivity in the autism community and whatnot and we're all just like nobody say a fucking word just like let this ride there's no explaining this right now just let it fucking ride. Start stimming now. Cast spells.

Zach, you're retarded now. Zach, tell them how cool that train is over there. It's still something we kind of chuckle about because it's like obviously something you just don't correct people on. You just... I don't know. He's not... Yes.

Very hard to explain otherwise like we know that the context but where's your headphones bud go get them go get them from the car that just gives him free reign to just act like an asshole all day and we just you can't get mad at him because oh i should have asked you this off camera zach wanted to know if we were planning on having him tell the donkey story at the last three venues since he's going to be there for all of them is he going to be at that yeah it's always an epic story for all that's fine we can have him toss it on the actually the boston show would be all all zach said was we have to keep reenacting it like we did yeah norfolk i Or Nashville. Was it Norfolk?

No, it was Nashville. It was the second show, wasn't it? We were shit-faced and apparently Zach, me, and Rich reenacted the f***ing of the donkey and Zach was the donkey. You know what my favorite part about the second show was?

We had Lawyer Jake like, alright guys, don't drink too much the first show you got two shows we stumbled up to the second show and then you guys reenacted the donkey story yeah we're okay jake don't worry about it and this is a professional this is also the same venue that was like our staff is really on edge with you guys and your audience they're scared us shit face reenacting a donkey on stage five minutes into the show staff very happy by all you all though because the tips they have an awesome community dude that staff turned around real fast after like yo fucking cool like do whatever you want hannah so when hannah showed up to uh san diego we're

not gonna say what happened oh i don't know i don't know if she's okay with me telling that story yet i was just laughing um nothing happened what are you talking about my wife may or may not have had something that made her paranoid and like way too much of it like way way too much and i go out to recover my wife from the crowd because a lot of the fans recognized her miss fat electrician from the delete me ads and all that shit and they're wanting to get pictures with her and she is just like super paranoid so i go we we get her out and on the car ride home she's like it's so scary having all those people there what if somebody wants to hurt you blah blah blah like i don't want you to go out and see the fans anymore but what a sweetheart even if there was one person they're trying but there's 999 other people there they're gonna

fuck that guy not only that half our fans half our fans can't read let alone read catcher in the rye jesus um that is the only time you would have fans it would turn into uh the zombie movie where the guy's like ripped oh yeah oh yeah our fans would do that like some dude goes to draw on us you would see this like they're ripping his flesh you just look out into this sea of people 150 of them have killed people like probably a lot of people as a sweetheart literally I'm probably never been

safe the only time I've ever maybe been safer is at range day when they do have machine guns other than that like I've never been in a safer room in reality ever ever like when we go because at the end of all the live shows like we go out and we like say hi we are like signing autographs like taking pictures giving hugs whatever and like it gets to the point where the the security guys are like we don't have enough men to force these guys out could you

please go in the back because i can't yeah if you said we're not closing we're not closing but we'd really like to love to close right now actually i think staff wants to go home at the end of every show i think we ended up getting kicked out because everyone wanted to hang out which is not a problem for us but the venue you know we gotta we gotta go by their rules but it was awesome you guys are amazing that was such a cool tour there's a very good crowd that's the only time like walking out it is when you walk out it's like screaming you oh i'm a man i need energy drink i will walk around you walk really far around the dark corners you're like i don't i'll just wait i'll walk back and i'll say hi to everybody but yeah i uh yeah i'm only like kind of on edge for the first five, ten minutes,

and then I just feel fucking at home. Our audience is so good. Dude, the level of response. Again, we are truly blessed through that. The yelling, the good yelling. It's like cheering, screaming, Cody's name getting chanted. Also, fucking Patrick. What y'all did for Patrick at Norfolk.

Yeah, that was awesome. That was probably one of my favorite moments as a dude going through stage four cancer treatment, his mom sent an email we took care of him but the mom I was like oh we got don't worry I was like we'll make sure the mom was so sweet she was just like just if you give him a hug we would love that he's gonna be on the VIP he wants to meet y'all they mean the world to him he's going through all this but if you give him a hug that would mean the world's like girl got you like the entire crowd was chanting because we had a name ever at the end of every

live show uh we gave like uh rich had the the flag like an american flag that was uh the the board itself was signed by all of us and so like he's just you know waving it left and right and he's like giving it up to somebody in the audience and that we gave it to patrick at the end of norfolk yeah and had the whole crowd just chanting his name whatnot like all the hosts are just like up there like i'm not crying reverse tears funny part about that story we're doing the vips and we're like you know oh you know you get the picture whatever whatever there's another dude named Patrick. Eli didn't realize

it wasn't that Patrick. It was like, oh, bro, we're so happy to see you. Whoa, whoa, we've got a shirt for you and a bunch of stuff. And that Patrick's like, oh, okay, cool. Both Patrick's are six foot six, like 300 pounds. I'm like, man, these are huge. I was like, oh, this is Patrick. It's like that. And then Patrick

and the mom Patrick, I was like, oh, shit. Well. I was like, oh, this is Patrick. It's like that. And then Patrick and the mom, Patrick, I was like, oh, shit. Well, the other Patrick got a free shirt. And I said, good luck. We're going to take care of you. He was probably like, man, this is a real nice guy. Eli's just like, I know what you're going through. And he's like, I don't. Are they going to kill me?

I forgot. Oh, God. Shout out to both Patrick. So with the, like, the Miss Fat Electrician and the delete me ads thing, you know, she always has a new gun tax write-off thing. Did I show you guys the what cmmg hit me up with cmmg is just like hey we were just dicking around and they have that new uh model i forget what it's called off the top of my head i'm sorry i'm drunk um but they have

this new it's basically an ar but it's got like a normal rifle stock and it basically skirts most dissident yeah yeah maybe either way it's like their version of like the sig ranch rifle same type of concept like it's just oh no never mind it's designed designed to skirt all the i was thinking the one without the buffer tube yeah yeah no you're it's literally that except it's got a normal stock like a sporting kind of like yeah so it like skirts a lot of the anti-ar 15 rules and like i think it's like legal in 48 or all 50 states feature lists and all that yeah all that stuff and they're like hey um we're just dicking around and we made one uh it i i kind of realized that

it looks like a like a bush light can did did you want it so now it's gonna be in the delete me ads are you gonna say fucking no to that? Oh damn. That actually kind of does. They made it look like the Hunter version of the Bush light cam. That's fucking great. Yeah. So she gets to hold that in the delete me ads in the future. She actually walked out on stage and did.

Yeah, she did. She walked out on stage and did the delete me thing. And she was, she had a good time. What show was that? Was that San Diego? It was San Diego. Yeah. Yeah. Crowd went wild. Like she was like, cause she was, she had a good time. What show was that? Was that San Diego? It was San Diego. Yeah. Yeah. Crowd went wild.

Like she was like, cause she was nervous as shit getting up there. So I was like, go, go, go, go, go.

And she did it. And then, yeah, that crowd went wild. And then like, she was like, what the fuck? It was awesome seeing everything.

I hit her with the Dave Chappelle punchline. Which one? The one about Bill Clinton, where he's like, I didn't realize how famous the president was. You ever so famous you could somebody then they're famous oh my god how'd she take that she just rolled her eyes there's never been anybody less impressed with me in my entire life ask ray jay about that one say what you want the kardashian's mother is a marketing genius oh yeah she is let a rapper come on you kids it's okay look what do you got i got i got a bunch of

daughters with no talent i'm gonna turn this into an empire i i respect it my daughter that's 18 the billionaire like you're done good when you have multiple billionaires there was actually transmitted billions i'd take that std there was one uh there was a business guy i was listening to who was uh talking about the kardashians and like it really stuck with me like i heard it probably 10 years ago but uh he said that they proved the concept that if you can get half the world to hate me i could rule it or it's like you you don't need anybody you don't need everybody to like you you just need like that many people that do even if 70 of them fucking hate you.

I mean, look at the Paul's find me somebody who likes the Paul's like watching and hate watching pay the same. Yeah. It's, it's crazy. And like, I never want to do that.

Like as a brand, like that just doesn't sit right with me. I don't have to do that. I don't care. A lot of those watching those people build that. I mean, Mayweather is an example of when he went from money or uh pretty boy to money mayweather because he was like oh i make way more money if everyone just fucking hates me

so he turned into like money mayweather like connor i'm so mad didn't win the fight the tyson fight i'm so dude that it's it doesn't i don't know what do you guys think staged i'll die on the no i don't think it was uh tyson going in there saying that he just like realized he doesn't have the heart for it anymore i completely believe at that age at that age too but like i just if it had the potential to be the most unifying thing for the united states since 9 11 if tyson just walked out there and knocked him the fuck out that first round when he was ducking and popping up and he cracked him once oh my god it's gonna happen oh my god for 12 minutes all of the united states is gonna be on the same team and happy it's gonna be amazing

and then it didn't happen because yeah he hugged him for the first two rounds and wouldn't let him fight i want george just old george foreman to go out just old george is fucking still my favorite boxing movie dude he's still did you see him in the back he was like i'll fight him bro can we get him on the podcast george i don't know he's in texas i would love to have that man that dude as you're saying it's like some of the best that's a really good movie it's like how's that little grill business doing? And not having any idea about that. Mr. Foreman, sir, I will forcefully drag all three of these men and the cameras to you to film a podcast with you. And we will go to church with you after the fact or before the fact.

Whatever you prefer. If you will just come hang out. Gladly. Please. I will help with the dragging. George Jr., George III, IV, V, VI, VII, all of them.

Really? That's not a joke. No. They're all George Foreman. That's awesome. There's the second. Normally that's a multi-generational thing. No, that is one generation. How many

Georges? How do they name their kids? Huh? How do they name their kids? It's going to have like one set of parents is going to have like the 11th, the 17th, and the 22nd. Oh, yeah. How do they? Is it an order of who's born? This one? Yeah.

Five sons and $7 total of $12. His five sons are George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI. Yeah. Yeah. So he's got six little Georges. I love it. Dude, that's the easiest. George!

All the kids are like, okay, that one. Come here. That's a number of them. Four. Five sons are Georges. got they got nicknames there's monk big will red little joey and then george jr i bet little joey's still massive oh you know they're all just that's probably the biggest they have these genetics yeah bro i don't he's my it's a boy named sushi where he just like gets jacked because his name is

little joey he's my favorite boxer for sure. Nothing better than... How old was he when he made his debut? 47. 47 going in. Or 42 to 47. Here's my plan. I'm going to cover up and hit you so hard that you just die.

Brandon, if you want to see chaos, watch it. That man hit a 300-pound heavy bag. It is fucking terrifying because it is moving. We hit 100s just for reference yeah 300 is like swinging and he's leaving impacts during his prime and his prime he retired in his 20s or early 30s came back in his late 40s and then became the heavy world like the world heavyweight and you don't feel bad rooting for him because he's not a convicted yeah so it's really cool you kind of feel good about it everyone always forgets that little history yeah he retired in

97 at the age of 48 with a final record of 76 wins comprised of 68 knockouts god dude he had like heavy bro and it's like the only reason muhammad ali beat him was because that's where the rope-a-dope was invented like he had to invent a new fighting style not only did he have to invent it he had to get lucky and the ropes weren't in like set up correctly that was like the whole lore is the top rope wasn't tensioned appropriately so he could like he had enough to be able to lean back and so far away that george couldn't hit him and he had to wait till he got gassed out like muhammad ali got lucky holy shit and bernie he did a cross guard so he was one of the few boxers

that did a cross guard so you block like this like you fight like this muhammad ali would no or george that's why he's like i'll'll just take the tank. Yeah, I'll just get hit and I'll fucking hit you as hard as physically possible and kill you. And if you watch his knockouts, those dudes die. It's my favorite. So, like, practical question, why is the cross guard not more common?

Because you can't hit from it. You don't have a quick hit. You can't swing, so you're like waiting for counters. Yes, you can absorb swing so you're like waiting for counters yes you can absorb but so you almost like have to like uh slip and then counter yeah or wait and then you're just relying on literal pure strength to punch through their guard and he could do that very easily 68 knockouts yeah that's fucking crazy he only he lost five times that's it his entire career five times 68 knockouts some of those dudes i love fighting so much i'm like who did he who did he beat for the heavyweight title liston sunny liston was i think i think that's who he took the

heavyweight title from the first time around before ollie took it from him liston yeah was it liston or what was the other big one during that time frame um there's ollie forman and frazier oh oh it might have been frazier forman frazier was big yeah yeah i think it was you're right i want to i want to talk about this too. I found this out from the unsub audience. The Mama Ali thing. Oh, yes. I forgot about that, but I saw it because I was talking about how there was a bar we used to go to. I don't know if you were on this episode where I'm like, one of the managers was like, oh, that's Mama Ali. Like Muhammad Ali's mother that was still like around, like an older black lady.

But like he was like, oh, that's Mama Ali Ali and I was fully convinced that it was Mama Ali I've met her several times she's very nice and this like he was always super infatuated like celebrities and stuff like that and he was always trying to be like a promoter type like oh this is this football player I'm like dude I don't do sports ball like fighting is the only thing I've even kind of kept up with I'm super into it now but even back then like kind of a little bit so i'm like okay that's cool but he always like introduced her like oh yeah mama ali like would treat her like royalty when she come into like this big like downtown bar and then one of the comments pointed out like muhammad ali's mother died like years before this story or something like that and i looked into it and i looked it up and i'm like holy shit who the did i meet all those times

like one of the like one of the comments was like this is physically impossible because and then they detailed it i don't remember exactly what it was but i was like second guessing my life i'm like this man very confidently introduced me to this this woman several times that woman just pulled the long con to get free food i have no idea or you got mandela yeah or maybe i'm from the universe where she was alive and well and going to bars and raleigh but fuck yeah mandela dude it was weird and i would have never known about it i think it was a pepper box comment no shit that i was just like oh wait what and it picked me up so much i googled it they were right huh so that guy was a piece of shit.

He's lying to you. A restaurant owner being a piece of shit? No way. That never happens. Ever. He wasn't even an owner. He was a manager. Oh.

Well, there you go. Dude, I saw a picture of a guy on a walk with like a bite taken out of an Uncrustable. He's like, oh man, RFK's about to ban the fuck out of these, isn't he? Dude. There's going to be an underground market for that. Start buying all those energy. Yeah, we need to start buying.

Look, I'm not a big fan of any government agency. I'm not a big fan of the government. I'm not a big fan of regulation. Period. I'm a borderline philosophical anarchist, almost. I just hate all of it however if you're gonna have an organization like the uh the fda at least make sure they exist too i don't know make sure there's not poison in our fucking food instead of raiding the amish over having raw milk just as a theory you know i think that's kind of cool actually that's a good

do you talk about that yeah you just talked about that yeah you're like oh yeah why not that segment go election i'm gonna get to that one second i have to read one stat that i heard the other day about uncrustables guess how many uncrustables the nfl eats per year oh all of the nfl yes oh just like money-wise or poundage or like the team the teams are eating them yeah because they're like very popular for like because you're a 300 pound dude operating at a high level you just need high calories 37 000 yeah wait wait hold on whoa all right i'm out in a single season the nfl 120 000 no it's 80 000 uncrustables it's a lot of pb and j's for snacks um but regardless the raw milk milk thing. So I had Calvin actually do a bunch of research on raw milk because I saw a bunch of footage of straight up tack teams raiding Amish raw milk dairy farmers. And the way that this kind of functions is, I looked into it, raw milk basically

got not completely banned, but heavily, regulated um in like the 1930s prior to like everybody having a refrigerator and refrigeration being super common because it's easy to get milk tainted with like bacteria e coli whatever the fuck uh then refrigeration came around and it's allegedly not a super big problem don't take my word for it do your own research whatever uh but it's just been kind of like a law that stuck around for whatever reason. And so the way the Amish go about it is they're like, okay, well, I'm going to have a health club and just people can pay me $50 a month or whatever. And in exchange for that, they get all the milk they can drink raw. They just

come and pick it up from my barn. And I just have a big vat of it. You come fill up your jug of raw milk, whatever the fuck. And that way people aren't accidentally buying raw milk not knowing what they're getting at a grocery store. Like if you seek out one of these Amish health clubs, you know what the fuck you're doing. You're a grown-ass adult. If you want to drink raw milk and potentially get E. coli, that's on you. Do what you want. This is America. And the FDA does not like that. raw milk and potentially get e coli that's on you you're do what you want this is america and fda

does not like that and they were raiding these raw milk dairy farms and they would go in and dump dye into these huge vats of raw milk and then they had like cheese and other shit too and they'd confiscate ruin all of it they'd destroy it they'd take all the cheese confiscate it completely destroy it and the biggest i believe the biggest Amish population in the country is in Pennsylvania. And this has all been going on over the last three to four years more heavily than normal. And that was actually the motivation of why 150,000 to 180,000 Amish people got together and voted for Donald Trump in a swing state. So Donald Trump literally might be president over spilt milk. You don't fuck with Amish, man.

I just, what if we quit government overreach? I don't know. Like at the end of the day, nobody's been arrested for going to child Epstein Island, but we've killed a squirrel and a raccoon. I mean, we got cash to tell it now, so they might. I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now. G, G. Yeah, Jack.

Was it Jack? I think it was a Jack bit. That sounds like a Jack bit. And then the entire crowd automatically knew. Jack Mandeville just said like the first four words and 900 people screamed, called JG14877, cash now!

The fucking room rattled at the end of that. It was awesome. We're going to just start doing live ad reads. A thousand people already know the jingle. We will shout your company out and have it yelled back at us. Please come hang out and have a good time. What are you guys doing for Christmas? I don't know.

Actually, I don't plan that far. I'm looking forward to having a bit of a break. Catch up on my own work stuff because we've been doing the live shows. Of course, we've got Range Day coming up. The last three months of the year are always super fucking chaotic for us. I'm just looking forward to spending some time with family, just chilling out. Hi. I'm going to go see my mama.

Nice. Just hang out. Chill. Mama donut. Yeah. Just to like, uh, get a peek inside the industry and the things that we do guys,

the last three months are so important too, because people are buying our t-shirts, you know, for Christmas, for Thanksgiving, just gifts and things like that. Not only that, but also the AdSense because of black Friday,

Christmas shopping and everything companies spend more in the last two and a half months of the year than they do any other time yeah so these are our like super heavy work periods for creators and just people that do the youtube thing like this it's a real shit time to have an upload happen at midnight it's a really good time to go on live tour live tour and launch a live tour launch a shoe company run pepper box and get like it's just stack business onto business onto business onto business it's like it's fine it's fine it'll be fine it's gonna be okay just don't die look at connor we've got him in our corner we can't't fail. He's wearing socks and flops. You remember the first time you came to UMSOT and then I didn't hug you? I don't regret it.

Jesus Christ! Holy shit! There's too much expensive equipment in between me and you right now, but imagine I picked something up and threw it at you. You can always throw your magic mind. It's okay. Hey, we bonded over piss funnels. He just pisses on you. Yeah.

Oh, God. Guess who's CPAP machine's gonna be full of piss tonight? You have a CPAP machine? You weren't supposed to tell anyone more like a pee pap machine shoot brandon that's all right that i'll just go die no i gotta i i have my kid is uh

he's gonna be four this month and it's like the first year he's cognizant enough to understand that Santa's on the way. So that's a lot of fun. He's super jacked about all the shit Santa's going to bring him. Dad, dad, we have to leave out cookies for Santa. Yes. Yes, we do. Make sure that this flavor, he's super pumped to explain it to me

listen don't tell your mother but uh i got an inside scoop and the exact kind of cookies that santa likes yeah right make sure she knows right and then santa gets all the credit it's okay santa's bringing my kid the the fisher play school 1993 pirate ship with all the knights and pirates and shit on it castle dude yeah i already bought as a castle all i wanted as a kid and i never asked for that nick i know he totally did nobody nobody showed him nobody showed him that and was like look how cool this would be like yeah i'm just like my dad to this day still like as he you'll you'll mention it in casual conversation about like christmas or whatever if you mention anything about a big wheel he's just like yeah you know that would

have been really cool as a kid so that fucking big wheel that everybody else in the street had but you know santa just never santa hates the poor kids so uh never got a fucking big wheel we started talking about that how santa hates poor kids it's like santa will give the rich kids nice stuff and the poor kids best i'm going to uh i'm going to ebay right now i'm buying my dad a big wheel as a joke you're gonna get him like an actual with a steering wheel or you're gonna get him the green machine with the two levers that is i think levers are way cooler yeah but i think he he's gonna want og yellow big wheel in the front yeah gotta have the big

wheel in the front yeah should i get one big enough for him to actually ride or just as a joke get him a motorized one no get him one he has to pedal have i showed you guys my sears catalogs that's all i was gonna say what i have the 92 to 9 i think 98 sears catalog for every year the ones we used to look at when we were kids and wish we weren't poor yeah the one nick makes his kids read so he picks those to choose that's what he circles you're like pokemon red and blue yes you're like psyoping your kids to just do thrift shop finds bro like my so like my i've been me and my wife both been super like i'm not gonna have my kid my kid has not had a tablet my kid does not have any video games whatsoever i bought him i fucked up i bought him there's this like 29 15 megapixel little toddler camera that he could take pictures

with but i didn't even know this when i bought it but you can go in the menus and you can play snake on it so he's just like playing snake on this camera all the time as a four-year-old and i'm like i told my wife i'm like i'm buying him a game boy color like i'm gonna go to gamestop or whatever buy him a 20 year old game boy color and a bunch of old... He's going to grow up playing the same games I did at the same exact time in 2024, though. Bro, I still have a Game Boy Camera. You remember those? Oh, yeah. Oh, I saw that.

You showed me that in your office. I might bring it on tour to take pictures for the Game Boy Camera. How many... It's got like three megapixels. Oh, it's awful. Oh, yeah. Dog shit. I don't think that's a Minecraft character. That is 100% not megapixels. No, it's like 100 kilopixels. Oh, it's awful. It is dog shit. I don't think that's a megapixel.

That is 100% not megapixels. No, it's like 100 kilopixels. Yeah, just pixels. That is a Game Boy. But I found a way to connect it to my computer, and I can download all my Game Boy camera images onto my computer and just share them on Instagram and stuff. It's really cool. It's kind of a neat retro thing.

I dig it. Yeah. I might bring it on tour. Do it. So I can snap pictures with my Game Boy camera. the pictures are so dog shit they're so bad if there's any dim lighting whatsoever it just doesn't work i like it how many it's 128 pixels by 128 pixels yeah there's no sensor so it can store 128 by 112 grayscale digital image using a four color palette of the game boy so you're looking at literally like 128 8kb pictures it's not near even a megabyte so oh my god you

just threw me all the way back uh you know the first video i ever made like not even for youtube it was before youtube existed was on a uh because i i was i've always been interested in just making video stuff um it was on a one of those like fucking walmart uh i think this was like a christmas present or something from like one of my uncles like god got thrown back like 20 years here uh it was one of the like the stick things that you hold but it had like a little camera at the top like the plastic ones it was american idol labeled like after the first season or whatever uh where you just had like a little trigger up front and it was like dog shit quality video i started first started editing video with one of those i know

what you're talking about i can't remember the name of them though is it a flip no it was just like it looks like a joystick with a camera pointing out the front and the camera was like I know what you're talking about. I can't remember the name of them, though. Is it a flip? No, it was just like... It looks like a joystick with a camera pointing out the front of it. And the camera was like that fucking big? Yeah, and it's blue. What's it called? The digital blue? Oh, was it?

I don't know. I did a commercial for them on Nickelodeon when I was 13. Oh, let me look. Also, we really have to talk about that. Yes, it is. That was exactly what that was. How did that come about? Holy shit.

My mom wanted me to do commercials and stuff and she put me in all these i would have never found that thing you were bred for what that is exactly what it was commercial for that on nickelodeon i was the kid holding the camera in nickelodeon wait what yeah why never talked about how where how do i find this ad i don't know i've been trying to find it for years now it's out there somewhere wait you oh we're gonna find it now how much did they pay your mom i like it's like five six hundred bucks something like that but you know five hundred dollar bounty for the first person who can find the cody garrett original uh digital blue commercial that was like 13 first person i've got a three-week head start on you what the fuck how is that never well it's so random that you that is also um just found this out two-bit photography it's two bit two bit two bit no no mega before that no no killer before

just bit jesus that is fucking Oh, I might have found it. I will say, I started console gaming after I had surgery. That's extremely frustrating. Another one with 269 views. I'm watching it right now. Yeah! Oh my god! Holy shit!

That is young Cody! Come on! He's wearing a yellow shirt. He's right here in the back yeah look at him that's young Cody right there there's a close up later

oh my god this is not scripted right after this there's a close up of Cody hold on right after this girl that's Cody and here he is nope Right after this, there's a close-up of Cody. Hold on. Right after this, girl. That's Cody. No, that's not Cody. And here he is. Nope.

Nope. There. There he is. Oh, my God. Cody's like... Holy shit. That is the most 90s commercial I've ever seen, too. Bro, Cody with a backwards white hat. What the...

Yeah, Whip Biscuit was really cool then, okay? New Cody lore just dropped. Yeah, with his hit single, Break Crap. Update the Wikipedia page. Gotta start to fame, Nickelodeon commercials. So you've told me about that years ago, but you didn't tell me it was that specific commercial. You just told me you did like a couple.

You had a digital blue. I had a digital blue. That was where I started in f***ing like filmmaking or whatever. That is weird synchronicity. We're just, we've known these guys f we've known each other forever and we're like to hang around each other all the time and we still find weird shit like that word I just like the general reaction of I found it first. The viewer has 260 views. F*** you, I found it first. You owe me $500. No, I almost did. I thought you lied. The audience is so excited to win $500. Did I not just show it for-

It's already gone. Chase, play the footage back. You might have had it first because I saw Cody first. I'm watching it right now. Yeah! Oh my god! Holy shit! Holy shit! Yeah! Oh my god! Holy shit! Yeah! Holy shit! Yeah! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! how about an ak deal hold on that reminds me

what the fuck that's wild though how did i how did that come to be my mom wanted me to like do commercials and stuff and she would take me to these little interviews in atlanta and so i did like a commercial for the boys and girls club i did digital blue i did a bunch of nickelodeon stuff um longhorn steakhouse just like i'm the happy kid in the family eating a burger like that oh shit oh my god i did not know any mama donut is the chris jner of GunTube. I had no idea. Jesus. She wants Starmjong.

Damn, Trout, that was fast. Yeah, thank you, Brandon. You were so quick with giving me this AK-47. Which is confirmation that you admit I saw Cody before you did. Which I still contest to this day, but that's also like a lot of the modern Yugoslavian lore. You got an AK before I did. I really don't regret not hugging you. I didn't know you were coming into town this early.

I saw Cody first in my defense. How many commercials are you in? Like six or seven. What else? Everyone go find these long digital blue these are like collecting the infinity stones i know i want to see all of these i don't think a lot of them are up anymore man it was i guarantee the internet will find he's not saying because they had to have been embarrassing products to be fair that digital blue commercial name is fuck 269 views

well now it's gonna have a couple thousand. It was uploaded four months ago, too, which is weird. Really? Yeah. Also, I just typed first on the comments. Fuck all you guys. Oh my god, is that Donut Operator?

Holy shit, admin's here. Dude, what the fuck, Cody? How did I never know that? I forget. I don't know, man. Goddamn. Too many good nights to remember, man. Too many good nights to remember.

That's the truth. That's just a wild child to me. My mom said she always wanted me doing video stuff when I was little, and I just started doing that shit because she kept taking me to the interviews. That's dope. I would have been way too embarrassed and shy and retarded at a young age. I tried to dance when I was like 13.

I'm like, ooh, ooh, ooh. It was gay shit. Yo, what's up? Did you get to meet Dan Schneider? Oh, God. We're not going to talk about Uncle Dan. I was in a couple of flip-flop commercials. How many pictures of your feet did he take?

This is weird, Uncle Dan. Stop. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Trauma. What was your favorite gift you got for Christmas as a kid? Oh, yeah. I know the one I didn't get that I was super disappointed in.

The one I got I was disappointed was the... I don't even remember the train. It was a... I had so many trains growing up. Great way to lead that. I know. I had so many trains growing up. Did it have square wheels on it?

I never thought about this until recently. I would stack carts and I would build a bridge for my train, but I'd have enough carts so it would struggle to make it up and I'd crank up the speed so it would shoot sparks until I'd climb over it. Was it one of those OG track racer kind of ones? Yeah. It was an actual train. The tracks and the like turn a little copper thing that yeah and you build a city no no like tracks oh okay like train like a trains where the sparks come from from the wheels there it's electric so that oh i have like a little metal brush that had to touch the track for power yeah yeah that's what i was asking yeah this is not a

brush like the og ones i forget how they were operated it was like either the wheels or something would touch the the track itself and that's how it got the energy to move and you just have a dial and you turn the dial up and struggle to get over there but there was the ones with the like your rc cars you know the so there was one that had a i can still smell those yes yes like we probably shouldn't have been able to smell that no the burning copper like the conductivity it's just burnt ozone that's fine but there was a train that would do a flip and there was a missing section and the train and it would land on the other side and go through it My dad's all I wanted for Christmas and I did not get it

And then I didn't they got me nunchucks instead and I did hit my brother in the face So instead of being an engineer you ended up being an 11 Bravo Michelangelo Oh, yeah, these are real Five years old I hit my brother the face of those motherfuckers that's why he has fake teeth but uh yeah they were like no the they were trying to explain to a five-year-old eli he's like it doesn't fucking work like it would never make the loop it just wrecks every time i was still heartbroken that i didn't get my train. It's my favorite part about the Ninja Turtles lore.

Michelangelo. The weapon choices. Oh, it was for their personalities. Their worst, like the worst part of their personalities is reflected back at them. Yep. Have you heard this? No. So like, who's the one with the size, the blunt dagger?

Raphael. Raphael. He's got anger. He's the red one. Red. He's the one with the anger problems he's got like the blunt dagger things so those are like exclusively a defensive weapon so it's like oh you're angry all the time here play defense nerd you're super aggressive and then like uh donatello

is the staff well donatello is a staff that's my favorite one but the rafael's the numchucks he's like the adhd one michelangelo he's got the nunchucks he's like the adhd one michelangelo he's got the nunchucks he's like the adhd one when nunchucks require the most focus to be able to master and then donna leonardo leonardo fuck i don't know my ninja rules right now i'm drunk um so the little rat guy is just a troll yeah basically and like the the computer nerd the super smart one he's like oh yeah oh you're you're really smart here's a stick for your weapon nerd like fuck you i know i almost called him uh master shifu thank you master shifu that was my favorite gift i got as a kid was the ninja turtles pizza car shooter dude you got one of those the little discs that went into it that were pizzas.

It would shoot them out. You could put all your Ninja Turtle figures on it and they'd drive it around and it would shoot little pizzas out of it. Dude, our action figures sucked when you look back on them. They can't move anything. The He-Man was rad. You want to know the most disappointing part about being a parent in 2024?

Happy Meal toys now. Have you seen a Happy Meal toy lately? They're pretty fucking trash. If you have. They're horrible. I mean, self-report. I mean, if you have kids. Like, there's nothing. Like, when I had Happy Meal toys when I was a kid, it was like, oh, here's a plastic thing

of French fries from McDonald's. It turns into a fucking periscope so I can spy on people. Oh, the Transformer McDonald's meals? Yeah. Like, all the cool shit. Like, whenever there was a new Disney movie, that was what the toys were. Yeah, they'd always do the movie promos. so i can spy on people the transformer mcdonald's meals yeah like all the cool shit like whenever there's a new disney movie yeah they always do the movie promos yeah now the like the happy mo toys are literally fucking cardboard that comes on a printed sheet and you have to like

knock it out and assemble it and it's like a top or it's horrible all the happy mo toys suck now they're like just cheap chinese or it's like a little tiny like stuffed animal something lame doesn't do anything it's horrible bro they're expensive on ebay i went back and looked at the transformers recently that would you know like you're saying that you could fry the spy equipment yeah they're expensive man are they really yeah some of them were i remember they did the promo promo with like beanie babies and like they they used to do promos like big companies and stuff i mean growing up in the 90s was peak. Dude, make the, when they would do the, um, monopoly.

Oh, the monopoly game, bro. I didn't know that whole lore that happened with that. Like the monopoly. What's the lore. You remember you could win a million dollars or however much. Yeah.

Do it every year. A dude at the facility was stealing the Park Place one or the expensive one. It was Broadway. Boardwalk. Yeah, Boardwalk and Park Place. So he was fucking nabbing them. They had them in a special room and they gave him access to it. So he would just ship those to his friends.

So clearly he stole it. No, because he would give them out. He would send it to people. He'd be like, hey, I will split this with you. You just turn it in. So people would win it, turn it in. He would get half. And he did that for years years because he did that for like almost a decade yeah he made like seven million oh my god yeah this was like a criminal ring that found

and it wasn't until what a criminal ring dude yeah dude but seven mil dude walked away with seven million fucking dollars what are you in for? Murder. You stole Park Place. Lots of times. From McDonald's. And I forget what... There is an actual... There was like an armed robbery? No.

No. Just stealing Park Place and Boardwalk. A lot of times. Played Monopoly too hard. Yeah, it was a family. And he had like his uncle. It was first like immediate then just close friends and he just kept excited why they found it where they were

just like oh all these people are related to an employee and they're like huh this is what a dipshit that's actually that you'd expect that from a mcdonald's employee actually imagine doing it one time though like you do it one time you got away you but cool fucking good okay good status like let's do do it. To the tune of 14 million. Yeah. It's wild. I forgot about that. Fucking hell.

I just remember like, Nick, did you actually, did you say your favorite gift growing up? Christmas? God, I don't know. I mean, the only thing that comes to mind, and this might be cheating, is. Piss tube? What? The piss tube. I was just thinking, and this might be cheating, is... Piss tube? What? The piss tube. I was just thinking, like, what if we had a piss funnel on camera?

You know what I mean? Like, what if the piss funnel was right behind Connor's chair, and I could still, like, be on camera while I was peeing? Like, how great would that be? My mouth's right here. Oh. No, I don't know. Connor's our piss tunnel?

I don't like that. Is your dad drilling you a piss hole that's just a little bit lower than it is? You got your own now, boy. Piss up. He's dead. Piss up. You're a man now. The only thing that comes to mind is

the PS1, and then I got A Bug's Life as my first video game. You remember the GamePros that would come with the discs? The demo discs? Just like the magazines that would come with the PlayStation. Oh, yeah. Do you remember cheat code books? Yeah.

We were talking about that the other day. Yeah, get them at the book fair, dude. Yeah, Nintendo Power. Oh, man. I forget all of them. Like, Game Pro. Game Pro was like the biggest one game pro tips and tricks tips and tricks and tricks yeah that's the one

ah man finding out where to find all the like the skulls and halo like bro i saw the saddest meme the other day it was like you never knew when you walked into blockbuster it would be the last time you rent from blockbuster do we that's the one i i would love i hate to go to portland or oregon but i would love for us to go visit the last remaining blockbuster that'd be cool and with retro shit coming back i feel like you could like do that as a gimmick i don't know if i should say this right now because i don't know if i can pull it off in time oh i've been working on a fat files video so i was doing because i do like business breakdowns right like you Like, you know,

red box where it's like a dollar. You rent a DVD. They didn't go out of business till like late 2022 or 2023, which is pretty fucking impressive for a DVD rental. It's still around. There's one in my CVS. There's one at CVS by my house. There's a box there.

It's not functional. Okay. They went bankrupt a year and a half ago. And now when I was doing research for this, they went bankrupt a year and a half ago. And now when I was doing research for this, they went bankrupt. And it's like a big thing. Cause they had over 48,000 locations all over the country. And they were just like paying Walgreens or CVS, whoever like rent, like, Oh, let me use your electricity and park this shit out in front of your store. They went bankrupt and they basically just sent everybody an email like, Hey, we're out of business.

Somebody will be by to pick that up eventually. And then nobody's coming to pick them up because like the logistical feat of collecting basically what amounts to 48,000 fucking refrigerators from all over the country. Like, I don't have money to do that. That's millions of dollars. Is that why Jake sent that to the group chat the other day? Yep. Yeah. Okay.

And yeah, that's why he's like, Nick, I found one. So you can just go up to CVS or Walgreens or whatever, because they just unplugged them. And you'd be like, hey, that's classified as abandoned property. They went bankrupt. They're never coming to get it. And legally, if you tell me as a property owner, I can have it. I can just take that bitch. I'm stealing. people are doing it

i know where one is right now so for my for my fat files video i've already i've called like eight places and they're like we can start hey i just picture the next episode one is in the immediately the next episode we have one in the corner. I'm pretty sure my local CBS has one. We can do this for the gang does and then we can go and pay to have vinyl skins made to make it a pepper box. Oh.

It's going to be fucking awesome. I fucking love that. Oh man. The funniest part is if I'm there I get to be like I'm a licensed electrician i can actually disconnect that properly and make it safe and i'll do it for free if you let me have it and they're gonna be like yes oh dude they would hands down get rid of some giant piece of dusty fridge sitting in front of your store for two years that nobody's been able to use

yeah yeah i just want to go get a red box yes i know exactly where one is we could put up my garage right now i want nothing more than that you're gonna see it in the background that's our christmas the gang does it builds up how do you fucking room how do you find this dude i don't it's my job literally my job i just love it's gonna be in the background we're gonna move free red boxes for unsub fans asterisk grandmother would love that in her garage that's gonna be our generation's like 1940s pepsi dispenser yes cigarette vending machines I love that they were supposed to close. Blockbuster turned buying them.

Wait, no. That was Netflix. Yeah, Netflix. And then. Or Blockbuster turned around buying Netflix. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that was the one. Not Redbox, whatever.

Redbox fucking crushed for years, though. For years. Years. It was awesome. And then it really died. I was thinking about that the other day with TV shows. How we just stream. Back in the day you had like no schedule like you had no idea what was going to be on tv you're just like flipping through channels whether that's too you had like a physical book like the channel the tv guide was like a dude but that's like there's

nothing on i want to watch and it literally like that was it there was no guess i'll hang out with my kids or something that's why my dad worked he's like oh fuck well i think that uh that that that we gotta go steal a red box yeah we're gonna go steal one we got something to do tonight before our live tour we're gonna steal a red stay in every city we go to and bring it to the live show and leave it and not tell them we put it it's in the green room it's part of the bit we just leave it on stage we're gone let them deal with it did the green the did the green room always have a fucking red box in the corner some of those those small greens. Even smaller. One square foot smaller. That would leave so many people

confused. We act like we don't know what it is. What do we do with it? I thought this was your guys'. We're telling these ancient, amazing theaters. We don't know. We put it on the rider. We need this, this, this, this this and a dolly

the funny part is if we put this video out soon enough i bet the audience will bring a red box for us oh god oh god well it's gonna be for unsub showed up no there's 20 red boxes in our parking lot. What do we do with them? People in line just waiting with a dolly in a red box. The guys asked for it. If there's not one in the Vegas live show, I will be disappointed. They wheeled it into the foundation. Bro, you know

security is not going to stop a man wheeling in a red box. No, I would be like, he's on a mission. A lot of casinos don to stop a man wheeling in a red box. No. I would be like, oh, wow. He's on a mission. I don't know. A lot of casinos don't stop a man wheeling in 47 machine guns, so we could bring a red box in. God, do I hate country music. Is that me?

Where is the country music starts playing? The red glowy eyes? I don't know, I'm not in no-dee-like. Dude, that was... When Cody talks, man. Fuck. What did the piece of paper on his nightstand say? Why won't they release that to the public? I don't know. No one knows. It's crazy. Cash Bitzel, please release that.

Oh my god. Wow. He closes out the sweet prince. I don't have so many red boxes. The government doesn't want you to know. You can have 47 red boxes. The red box at the Walgreens is free. You can just take it. I have 472 red boxes.

These red boxes are going to disappear in a second. We've got to do a live show tomorrow. I'm pretty sure all of us have to pack for it, too. Oh, yeah. Thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast Christmas special. I was joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donald Operator. If you want to see, are we doing the after show? Yeah, we'll do a quick one.

If you want to see the after show on Patreon, you should check that out. Because it gets even more brutal. We're going to steal so many fucking red boxes. Thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast. Also, Merry Christmas, everyone. We appreciate all you hanging out. Love y'all. Mwah. also Merry Christmas everyone we appreciate all you hanging out love y'all Merry Christmas We'll see you next time.