Unsubscribe Podcast - 193 - The Gang Goes To War With Walmart?? ft. Wendigoon | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 193

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

Our beautiful boy  @Wendigoon  is back to talk about CreepCast, The Appalachian Rebuild Project & lots more! PLUS The Gang goes to war with Walmart?? https://www.appalachianrebuildproject.org/ Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! SHOPIFY Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/unsubpod ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast BUY US A DRINK! https://paypal.me/UnsubscribePodcast FREE TO USE MEDIA (Please tag Unsubscribe Podcast) https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uppmQHMGf8uI2OuOatp932e3S2VGy0PE?usp=sharing ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Introduction to Podcast 00:01:49 - Guest Introductions 00:03:38 - Hunter's Grandfather Story 00:05:44 - Live Show Experiences 00:11:59 - Traveling for Live Shows 00:14:19 - Encounter with Kevin Brittingham 00:17:13 - Understanding Rifle Twist Rates 00:19:00 - Testing Caliber Penetration 00:21:11 - Live Show Experiences 00:23:41 - Tour Stories and Audience Size 00:28:11 - Security Concerns at Events 00:30:01 - Brandon's Bar Experience 00:35:10 - Disaster Relief in North Carolina 00:37:00 - Fundraising Success for Relief Efforts 00:40:40 - Challenges of Disaster Recovery 00:43:20 - Health Issues Post-Hurricane 00:45:05 - Building Roads Against Government Orders 00:47:45 - Coordinating Aid Without Communication 00:54:55 - Power Restoration Challenges 00:57:30 - Personal Stories Amidst the Chaos 00:59:25 - Reflections on YouTube and Community 01:02:31 - Discussion on Appalachian Stereotypes 01:04:25 - Addressing Hypocrisy and Integrity 01:09:43 - Understanding Different Perspectives 01:14:43 - Forgiveness and Communication 01:16:41 - Cody's Twitter Lore 01:26:31 - Cheese Caves and Government Cheese 01:29:53 - Reagan and the Cheese Crisis 01:32:50 - Dairy Management Inc. Role 01:35:40 - Sovereign Citizens Overview 01:38:20 - Sovereign Citizen Beliefs 01:43:20 - Maritime Law and Corporations 01:45:06 - Responding to Police: Key Tips 01:46:56 - Courtroom Dynamics Explained 01:49:21 - Sovereign Citizen Myths Debunked 01:51:44 - Historical Context of Sovereign Citizens 01:53:50 - Paper Terrorism Tactics in Court 01:56:51 - Humorous Courtroom Interactions 02:00:26 - Shooting the Grease Gun 02:02:25 - Childhood Gun Experiences 02:05:25 - Challenges of Bureaucracy 02:10:15 - Live Show Energy 02:14:24 - Future of Live Tours 02:16:10 - Funny Moments with Friends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and I won't move my family here? Why'd you make these races? Oh, your grandfather tried to kill you. Who has the tokens, Haley? Brandon, did you show your Cody shirt? You should have wore it for the podcast today. Can you

throw me my favorite shirt? King Trap, come read a passage of your book. No. I'm on camera. The next thing they record, I won't be in it. Go right ahead then. Sad part.

We could sell so much of that. That should be the next shirt. That's actually really good. I like that. Man, the Mexican audience really like this fucking Mexican sure it's like those cholo that's the middle kiosk in the mall shit come here you should get that painted on the hood of your cyber truck truck that's actually oh at elon musk we ready to do this thing yeah everyone got a cracky top i got you ready three two one i know your honor his head just did that.

Hey, first JFK, then the healthcare CEO. It's crazy. That's how this one starts. We're starting out like that, huh? How do you feel? Next, unsub, hi. Yeah. Hi, everyone.

Hi. Hi, guys. Thank you all for having me on. Cody, do your thing. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by eli double tap that electrician mr winda goon himself brandon herrera myself donut operator we love you thank you for being here what's up you beautiful bitches and welcome back i always love when you're on last time we talked

about like what i forget a lot of things for an was Bible for an hour. We sat and everyone loved it. I remember there was a lot of Bible talk. I remember that. I know we also, he kept trying to get me to say things that would get me in trouble, which is just standard fare. I just kind of do that all the time. He just kind of does that a lot. You're not special.

You guys are my friends. I always have a great time on this podcast. It's nice to come on something where I don't feel like I have to perform, or it's not like Wendigoon. It's like, oh, I can just talk, so it's podcast. It's nice to come on something where I don't feel like I have to perform. Or it's not like Wendigoon. It's like, oh, I can just talk. So it's nice. I appreciate you guys coming on. I have a podcast where I have to read things someone else wrote.

We're just going to bully it and the war begins. Okay. At least... No, you got me there. I can't. When we see that, we were like like those smart sons of bitches one of my favorite podcasts though i know we all watch it i appreciate that no the podcast is a ton of fun i did uh like at first i was doing it like okay we'll see where it goes but now it's like i look

forward to it every week it's just a ton of fun like sit around and goof off with hunter especially because half the time like we just forget whatever story it is and just go down rabbit holes. You started to do that a lot more where you're just riffing. You choose shorter stories, but you're just like, the Mr. Wellers and all sorts of shit. It's very fun.

It's like picking jokes and stuff like that. There were a bunch of people when we did the live show who had made art out of side tangents and stuff like that. Do you remember the bit, like the story Hunter told about his grandpa shooting his dog i wanted

that could you please for the people who have it yeah um for the heathens who don't watch creepcast uh no i'm kidding um fuck you so when hunter was a child he had this memory that his disabled grandfather who is like paralyzed in a wheelchair paralyzed from the waist down or whatever um had a rifle across his lap and accidentally shot the family dog and they put him in a home uh next to hunter by the way yeah hunter was sitting next to the dog and then nine-year-old hunter calls his mom on the show because i was like making fun of him for he's like tell isaiah what happened and his mom informs us that it was not an accident that she believes his grandfather tried to kill hunter when he was a child and just accidentally shot the dog uh so it became like this whole bit i

missed the part where she was aiming for hunter or he was aiming for hunter what she says is um i think in the actual recording it's like i don't think it was an accident i think it might have been you or something like that um so i i of course being a good friend was crying laughing i couldn't breathe uh and then so anyway it's like okay that is a very meat almost got killed in a drive-by yeah when he was seven years old more of a roll by then dude and then hunter when he explains he's, my grandpa was like this. And William just shoots the fucking dog. And your face, you're like,

hey, we need to talk about this. Yeah, I'm like, do you want to do this? Do you want to cut this? I'm like, is he opening up about something? He's like, no, it's funny. And he calls his mom, and his mom reframes it. So of course, I can't bring it up. My grandfather was like, I had a vision that he was going to grow up to be a YouTuber who paints his nails. I have to stop him while I'm doing it. So of course, I can't bring it back. The grandfather was like, I had a vision that he was going to grow up to be a YouTuber who paints his nails.

I have to stop him while I'm doing it. Blast it, I missed! He gets sent back in time, but he's still disabled. That's Papa Meets Granddad's offender's power. You can go back in time,

but you're still crippled. Look in the mirror oh no i'm retarded so when we go to the live show like this is like a traumatic a big moment for him and everything and the number of people who brought paintings and artwork and stuff of his grandfather in a mobility scooter with a rock roll. It was insane. There was one that gave us, it was a painting of him like crying on the floor next to a dead dog and the shadow of a wheelchair and a gun. It's like, well, I never ever had fun with it, but now I feel bad about having fun with it.

It's like the cartoon of the shadow of Goofy in the doorway with the belt. Yeah, pretty much. So, yeah, so there's a bunch of stuff like that. It is funny, though. I haven't had any explicit trauma come out on the podcast yet, so I think I'm fine. As long as it's all directed towards him, that's fine. The one I'm watching, the most recent one, you're talking about that fucking house.

Okay, well, that wasn't trauma. That was a memory that was almost potential trauma, I hope. Well, you said you had nightmares about it. I did, but I don't. Isn't that trauma? Nothing probably happens at the house, if I had to guess. They were clearing a house on your grandfather's property. And then you got

by the can man. Okay, hold on. Let me clarify real quick. That's why you're saying you don't have trauma from it. Did you run from office? I wouldn't recommend it. Turns out some of this shit don't look good on paper.

I went to a property my grandfather owned and my dad and I, I was like nine or ten at the time. We were clearing it out and there was a, like some homeless person had made like a cot. And there's like empty food cans around it and stuff. So it's like, oh, someone's been living in the house. Just squatter type shit. Yeah, just squatter type. So we, we drag the stuff out and leave it outside.

Cause it's like, you know, come get your stuff. But we're trying to fix the house back up. So we go stay back at my grandfather's house, which was on the same property, like in eyeshot of the old house. And the next day we go back to that house and all of the stuff had been

moved back inside. But this is also a house in like the middle of nowhere, like middle of wood. So either this dude is walking back and forth like 10 miles through the trees every day, or that guy was in the house at the property while we were also at the property clearing and stuff like that. So as a kid, I used to have nightmares about that house, different scenarios. And there was this one recurring nightmare I had of like a face on the top of the stairs looking down at me. And Hunter was like, no, that happened. That absolutely happened.

Hunter affectionately refers to him as the canned man. And he was like, that guy f***ed you. For sure. You know what? If that is a repressed memory, I hope it stays repressed. I don't want it elaborated on. I hope I die and never learn anything else about it.

That guy has a can-do attitude. Thank you. Brandon, appreciate it. How long was that one? You're getting rapid fire, dude. There's no censor here. Good to see you, too. He's gaslighting you into reframing your childhood trauma.

He does it a lot. Meanwhile, most of us are impossible to gaslight because we don't have any memory of what happened and we don't care. Make up whatever story you want. It's that easy. Do you do this? Probably. I remember the first episode

of Creepcast. I was talking to Hunter about how when I was a kid, my dad had made me a strong word. He was like, you're going to do this. I was like kid, my dad had made me as a strong word. He was like, you're going to do this. And I was like, okay. He had me go look for a dead body with him. Someone who went missing. Typical Appalachian behavior.

Typical Appalachian behavior. Okay. Somebody went missing and you were trying to. It was a family friend who went missing, but they had been missing long enough. And like they caught a guy who had stolen their car. So it's like chances aren't looking great. Right. Picture this as like the tutorial instruction mission of your life level one

Around it from the police and everything that we're not we to find them in the woods like, well, golly, we got lost down here. Thank you all for finding us. I wasn't looking that way. Twelve. Do you want to find a body? So we go out looking for it, and we didn't find it, but a search crew that was like

a couple miles up the road did find them. And I told Hunter that story story and he was like if you would have found that body when you were 12 right now you'd be working at like enterprise cars you'd be a completely normal person but because you didn't find it you have this bug in your brain for the rest of your life that you have to chase that high i love hunter's explanations on life like that he does that a lot yeah but then it turns out his grandfather tried to kill him

so what does he know if it wasn't for the dead dog moment apparently yeah Stoney takes such a hard turn usually you catch a stray not a pet come on it's a fire wrench Usually you catch a stray, not a pet.

Come on. It's a fire wrench. I prefer the no-kill loving homes. At every live show we went to, I would just reference, I'd just say the word dog. And the whole audience would start snickering. It was like a wave that went through them.

Once they're like, your grandfather tried to kill you. Get rekt, nerd. His mom was at one of the shows, right? His mom was at the Phoenix show. I was like, did Hunter's grandfather shoot that dog?

She was like, yes. Have you heard this story? No. This is awesome. You guys watch Creepcast if you're interested. Solid episode. All we did at our live shows was make everybody sing the J.G. Wentworth jingle. J.G. Wentworth.

Yeah, that's what's up. Totally all that happened. Yep. That's it. All that happened at the live shows. Definitely wasn't two hours of redacted happened at the live shows. Definitely 90 minutes. Two hours of redacted. How many live shows did you guys do?

So for Creepcast, we did four. We did four from October 24th to Halloween. Where did you guys do that? We did them in Boston. So our original plan was we were going to hit scary cities and then LA because everyone's in LA. It's a pretty scary city. It is a pretty scary city. We were going to do Salem and then la because everyone's in la it's pretty scary it's pretty scary we were gonna do salem and then new orleans and phoenix because our most popular episode left

right game is set in phoenix oh no shit so uh and then la but they were like there's no theater in salem and how that's available during halloween weekend or the week of so boston close enough so we did boston new orleans uh phoenix and la nice uh and we did all the shows were really well i will say the la one was kind of rushed because on that one we did the show in phoenix on the 30th the next morning flew and then did the show that night so it was like so wow yeah man you had to fly from Phoenix, LA. We did Norfolk to San Diego the next day. And then that night you went on? All right, I'll shut up. And then the next day flew to Dallas.

We did all of ours back to back to back to back. Oh, my gosh. We'll never do that again. I did that one time and was like, no. Yeah, I did. Our one show was like, this is horrible. That's called a lesson learned. The fucking rest of first class

on that flight from Norfolk to California was pissed because all of us were just shit faced we were cracking ourselves off we thought we were hilarious we loved it too they actually did a blast was it the one where they were bringing us

the airplane bottles by the fucking dozen? Take more, keep taller. It wasn't like this, Ken. There's a glass of orange juice and four vodkas. How big the little tray table is between it? We need that many. Vodkas, please. One of the flights we drank all their alcohol.

They told us that. I think that was this most recent stream. It was this? Yeah, that was Austin to San Antonio flight. The 30 minute flight. We're out. So the unsubscribe host drank the plane. And then the one flight we ended up running into Kevin.

Oh, Kevin Brittingham, yeah. That first class was also a nightmare. Every time. Yeah, we ran into Kevin Brittingham, the creator of Q. You're going to see him around the podcast a lot. And we were sitting at a bar in Boston waiting on our flight, or waiting to go to Boston. And then Kevin runs up, and he's like, what's up, fuckers?

And we're like, oh, shit, Kevin's here. Because we did the, like, hey, that guy looks like Kevin. That guy's wearing a NamePoint shirt. We did the, uh, yeah. We did the Spider-Man pointing meme. We're like, oh, shit, it's Kevin. He invented that. NamePoint's trying to impersonate Kevin.

Oh, shit, yeah. Have you seen that yet? I actually have seen this. Have you shot it yet? I've not shot it. I was hanging out with Caleb and he has one and it's pretty sick.

Bro, the boombox and that is such a wild round. Nasty. And it's so light recoil. Well, that's what's so cool about the round is because it still maintains the subsonic whatever and stuff like that, but it's ballistic. It's like lethal past 50 yards unlike everything know, the subsonic, whatever, and stuff like that. But it's ballistic. It's, like, lethal past 50 yards.

Unlike everything else that's subsonic. It's lethal against, like, what is it? Cape buffalo at, like, 400 yards. That's insane. Subsonic. Absolutely not. That's so cool. When you hit the steel with it, it is, like, the pistol tree, the challenge, like, the rushing tree.

When you hit the top, any of them of them like the other ones try to swing because of the force the whole thing's just like fuck yeah when cody started his crazy business of podcasting you know what he didn't think about merchandise but now he's selling what merch and it couldn't be easier all because of shopify if you've shopped on bunkerbranding.com you've used shopify shopify is a global commerce platform that helps you sell at every stage of your business from the launch your online shop stage to the first real life store stage all the way to the did we just hit a million orders exclamation point shopify is there to help you grow from their all-in-one

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So basically, where you have a typical rifle twist, you have something like, a more aggressive one is like a 1-7 on shorter AR-15s and stuff. So that means for every 7 inches of barrel, you get one full rotation. A lot of times you get like 1-8, 1-9, 1-10. The 8.6 Blackout uses one to three so every three inches you're getting a full rotation which is hot which means you're not just talking about linear velocity which you're capped because it's subsonic at under

roughly about a thousand feet per second uh now you have rotational velocity which doesn't break the sound barrier so you're fine so you can store a lot more energy in rotational and it also opens up like a goddamn drill bit enter i haven't even thought about the rotational energy i haven't thought about that before that's when it hits those like your standard ar when they first came i was like 1 to 17 twitch so like really slow and like oh, Kevin finally developed that and the 300. Because it fucks your barrel life. Dude, but when it hits those ballistic dummies or ballistic gels,

it is popping them off the table because that centrifugal force shooting it up blows up things. Has that been observed in any calibers before? Like the rotational? Not to that degree yeah they usually yeah because it's bad for barrel life and it's a bunch of other stuff there's honest like and especially if you're not caring about subsonic there's no reason to do it uh but yeah for example that was that specifically was pulled out of a zebra oh my god so he just goes to africa and just hunts cool shit with it that's insane me and me and demo matt did a video because i wanted to he's like i

have all these houses that we have to tear down because they're full of black mold and we have to get rid of them i was like we have to recreate the meme you know the meme of like what if there's a bad guy behind my neighbor's refrigerator i wanted to know the smallest caliber so like we went out and we figured it out and we just like stepped it up we went from like 22 9 mil 556 762 but you know 308 whatever and uh 86 went all the way through the house and got caught in the last exterior wall before exiting the house oh my gosh and how far away for you were you through the fridge it was like 30 yeah through a fridge through several more interior walls through the kitchen cabinets and then got caught. Yeah, it was subs. That's what's terrifying about having it in bed.

Ridiculous. Sorry, kids. The horrifying part is it stores so much energy it started keyholing after the third interior wall and the keyholes of that monster are just going through the house.

I guess it's that extreme like rotational energy yeah like after a little bit because where it's sub it's not going that fast but all that energy has to go somewhere yeah so i guess it's just enough that the round keeps tumbling that in the inertia it's like a 300 grand projectile so it's like fuck the typical five five six is what 55 55 yeah again that that is what you're hit with such ridiculous oh my gosh the fad is fucking around thanks kevin is it is it like uh right now is it just fired out of like bolt guns no the boom box the boom box is like a it's a five and a half pound honey badger style shorty AR10. Do they have a four inch barrel one?

That is terrifying. More terrifying? I could hold it one handed out and full auto it. That is 308.86. Full auto. This is full auto. Bro.

It's stupid. That is a scary round. I have have to have i have to have one it's so me kevin tomorrow yeah kevin oh kevin will be there tonight oh yeah yeah kevin wants to meet there's alcohol kevin yeah exactly he's like well i want to meet these guys i was like good we got you we got you dude you coming off a tour how was like what was your favorite you probably refined it that first time. You're like, okay, I got to walk this and make sure timing, especially with you guys, you're, like, reading and then trying to keep it alive with the audience. Yeah, the first show was, like, kind of a little antsy going into it because, like, we kind of know at this point, like, story length with us riffing and stuff like that about how long it takes.

And we guessed the first story was going to be two hours and 15 minutes and i think we ended at two hours and 21 minutes so i'm like that was pretty close uh but i remember during it like i kept like checking my watch but then the three shows after that i was like i've got it like we know we know where it's at uh the phoenix show went especially long because we changed up the stories a bit that got closer to three hours Like total runtime Which which stories were you telling on your life course so for three of them we did selfie the original Sex it's fine. You can't hear it We were gonna do goat man and then we were gonna do a funny one in the middle and then we were going to end on um a story called mayhem mountain uh because that's why it has like

a bunch of speaking lines and stuff like that but then after we did the first show um hunter loved laughing jack so much he thought it was so ridiculous that he was like we have to do this for every show afterwards. So it just stayed those three through most of them. Phoenix, we mixed it up a bit just to try something else. Yeah, Goatman, Laughing Jack, and Mayhem Mountain, which Laughing Jack is such a stupid, stupid

story. The audience loved it. You described it as a palate cleanser. Yeah. It was kind of funny. Yeah, it was. At the end, it's like five pages, and it ends with a woman's child getting crucified to his bedroom wall with photorealistic blood and she stabs him in the heart oh god it's one of his cheese balls yeah it's like a jeff the killer like ridiculous level whatever which is why the audience loved it so much sonic.exe and then sonic.exe i had

never heard that oh you never heard that no no that was my first time listening to i knew obviously whatever which is why the audience loved it so much sonic.exe and then sonic.exe i had never heard that oh you never heard that no no that was my first time listening to i knew obviously the internet lore behind it and shit but that was my first time hearing it was hearing the live show recordings yeah sonic.exe uh is like a classic right because of how terrible it is it's it's like the magnum opus of horrible early internet storytelling it's like the same verbs and words used over and over and stuff. So, of course, it made for a good time. Everyone liked it, yeah.

It's just shitty enough to work. Exactly, yeah. What was it like? How big were your audiences for this? It varied a lot depending on room. I know some of them were like 300 to 350 area. FanDuel Casino's exclusive live dealer studio has your chance at the number one feeling, winning,

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Yeah. And you do that first tour and then you're like, that first show though, that nerves, I mean, the amount of nerves we all felt on that first show. Cause you out sold out and you're like 400 people again we've said this a million times we are used to like hey a million people we're talking to behind a fucking screen yeah there's there's no one i can't see a million i

had a rich rich saved me all my arms on that first show. Rich gets... Do you know Angry Cops? Oh, yeah. Yeah, our very first show, he walks out in a kilt as we're playing Dropkick Murphys and gets up on his chair and moons the entire f***ing audience and I was like, well, I'm gonna be fine. This is... I have nothing to be embarrassed of now. He's actually naked

in front of everybody. You're supposed to picture the audience naked, Rich. Oh. That is a palate cleanser that was the first five seconds of our first live show yeah i was dude i was so i was so scared i was so scared going out there i'm like i've never been in front of this many people before and then there's rich's hole next to me and i I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. Everything's good. Everything's fine. What was it?

Who's the most nervous? Like, me. Papa Meat. He, like, Hunter hates being in front of people. Everyone's Amber Alert just went off. Yeah. There's a bunch of YouTubers around, I figure. Amber Alert. Drink.

Oh, no. I hate that more. That's worse. You don't. That is worse than the drunk guy. Why do you think we're drunk all the time and I won't move my family here? I don't think that... Oh, God.

You're laughing. I'm dead serious. That's the reason I haven't moved here. All the YouTubers start landing and any children in there start fading away. The Thanos snap. The range day. The... God.

The plus one's supposed to be somebody you bring. Not take. No, we didn't invite any Minecraft YouTubers. We're fine. Okay. I heard that. Yeah, more going on. Like I said, a lot of YouTubers.

Were you guys at Demo Ranch's 10 million subscriber party? There were like 12 Amber amber alerts that one night it wasn't his idea at all cody's like i don't know where was he that night do you know i don't know were you excited to get in front of the audience like oh yeah i was because by that time i had done the stalker movie tour so i was like i can do this like now going into that first one that was that was awesome by the way which by the way thank you guys very much for coming to that that meant a lot that was very cool we'll come for you anytime all right well thanks to you two for doing that it was funny because we uh i couldn't let you go without the fucking uh

jeff goldblum impression bit yeah that was funny listening to that on the podcast on on creepcast i remember seeing you like holding a microphone i was like please what's he going to say? I've seen the trips to the bar. This could go real off the rails. Brandon, where's this going? To be fair, one of your managers found me out there while we were talking. You know, fans of shit like that. They're just like, hey, he's doing Q&A.

You want to go say something funny? And I'm just like, hell yeah, I will. You guys being there meant a lot. I appreciate it. We did make your security very unsafe not an audience I'd be like what are you guys doing we can really gangling up like what do we do we were facing away cuz we didn't want to reveal the surprise that we were facing away like hands in pockets. In the line to go meet the talent. There were a bunch of people who showed up

in cosplay for the stalker characters. Which meant full Russian kit and fatigues and stuff like that. And every time they had a 20 minute conversation with security and then got in line. I wonder why. Open all the pockets.

I can only imagine what you're all showing bro nashville we're sitting in the green like blah blah blah blah they're head of security walks and manager of the locations like hey our um people uh the co-workers and staff are very worried about your audience like they're very uncomfortable yeah uncomfortable it's like what do you have to worry about? You look outside. They were like, well, if you see any guns, they're worried they're going to bring guns in, blah, blah, blah. And I told them, dude, if our people bring in guns,

you're not going to see them. That didn't really. And then the first guy walked in. Incredible negotiations. He didn't like that. First guy walks in with an AT-4. You're like, ah. Unloaded.

In his defense, he was cosplaying me and Brandon. We did. I forgot. That was the first time we met. Dude, that's like. You won't see it. That's technically our first collab on a video. Because that's on my main channel still. Oh, that's true.

Telling that story. We walked into a fucking nightclub in San Antonio. Because a rapper friend of ours, Zeus. Shout out, good homie. Why did you say rapper friend? He's a rapper. He's a rapper. I know.

It explains why he's shooting a music video. Oh, you didn't say that part. He's filming a music video in some nightclub. I didn't know that part. He's like, come hang out. I asked him about the AT4 thing. Do you have anything big and cool to bring? Sure.

I bring out the AT4 and we're walking from the parking lot. Brandon's wearing jeans and fucking flip flops. I got a Hawaiian shirt, I'm pretty sure. We're walking through. Two security guards? The guys in the parking lot like mall security kind of dudes. Cool dudes. But with real

guns. Brandon's like, hey, this is fake just so you know. And the guy's like, it's an AT-4. I wasn't going to stop you. Brandon's like being the mature adult here because he's got federal licenses and shit he has to worry about. And he's like, the mature adult here. Cause he's got like federal licenses and shit. He has to worry about.

And he's like, I just want to like, let the manager of the bar know that this is a prop. It's not real. Like it was real. It's no longer real, whatever. Oh fuck.

I forgot about that. Go ahead. They, uh, they came over like the, the owner of the bar, one of the owners of the bar came over. It was like,

yeah, just, uh, you're cool. Like Zeus is a friend is a friend just make sure that you don't fire it and I was like, you are fucking way more chill than I ever would have thought just don't fire it it's a tube, there's nothing in it

we couldn't fire that if we wanted to something major just got up, don't, I said don't fire it. Thanks, it's covered. Safety's on. And then I think I got drunk and I'm dressed like me and I just

started sitting at the front door on a stool pretending like I was a security guard and IDing people as they were coming in and nobody questioned that one chick that like she showed her id and she was like 20 yeah and you were just like honestly this isn't my job it was like 2021 2022 at this point in time and she was born in like 2004 and i was like the math was so easy i was hammered and i did it instantly i was like

you're not 21 and she just looks at me and i go all right here you go balls to show your real id to a bouncer when you're like fucking 18 that's a crazy like just the whole bar security because the one guy saw you walking in it was like it's in God's hands now And then after that the guy who showed up with the guy with the rocket launcher is just letting people on the door and he's like So be it the guy's a rocket launcher. I have the talking to While you were checking ID If the cops showed up it'd be be like, alright, I need to see everybody. Is that a fucking rocket launcher? The cops are normally

like, yo, can I check that out? Yeah, most of the time they're like, chill. When I was in North Carolina doing the disaster relief stuff and all that, I remember we were walking to a school and everyone was like, kit, like, carriers,

this was like a couple days afterwards, and rifles, cop comes up, and he was like, hey, you boys need anything? And we're like, no, we're just going to the school. And he's like, alright, let's know if you need anything, appreciate y'all, and just drove off. The fucking big city mind could never. Could never comprehend, yeah.

Strange world, strange times, yeah. Too bad they were out that day. Good thing it wasn't you, never could never comprehend yeah the strange world strange times yeah i'm very interested dude i am super interested to know what you've been doing up in the appalachians with the the hurricane relief things that you've been doing like what's going on i i appreciate that i also didn't mean to bring that up as a segue i I was on the cop school, but as a segue, I appreciate it. Sure he did. It's all going according to plan. So about that, how much goes to administrative costs? How much do you pocket personally?

Thank you all for watching the show. I appreciate it. Who has the tokens, Haley? Get fucked. Creepcast and Unsubscriber are higher than your podcast now. There's a corporation. I said on a Creepcast episode,

I said, by the end of the year, Creepcast has not passed Talk to a Podcast. I will kill myself live on air. So thank God. She did a crypto scheme. Haley Welch kept you out of heaven. Talk to a

kept me out of heaven. Talk to a Saint Peter because Saint Peter would be so confused. The fuck are you doing here? I died 2,000 years ago. What the fuck do these words mean?

Me explaining to a 13th century peasant who went to hell for lust what Tautua and meme coins are. Talking to a Roman peasant who stole an onion. Right. So there's this thing called the blockchain that you can make

with Tohon. She was doing a street interview in Nashville. It made a really funny joke. The coin base is like the king's garden. Really. Jesus. You had senators, right? Just imagine she was one of those.

It's the same thing. Who are you helping with this relief i believe yeah that was it thank you thank you um yeah i'm sorry we went like 15 minutes i'm proud of us before um so yeah the disaster relief stuff uh so for those who don't know uh north carolina especially but most of like southern appalachia got reallyia got hit really hard by Hurricane Helene. North Carolina alone sustained, I think it's $52 billion in damages to roadways and houses and stuff. Current death toll is in, I think it capped 250 the other day or past it. But the missing people's numbers goes anywhere from 40 to several hundred.

So I think it'll be a long time before they have a solid number for what the damage was. But I had a bunch of friends who lived in the region. So a bunch of them whose houses got destroyed. Their houses didn't get destroyed. People around their houses got destroyed. Some of my friends had house damage, but all their stuff is still livable. So I went with them to do disaster relief stuff and while i was there just felt led to um partner with them to create a charity a non-profit to basically fund

what they were already doing in the region because a lot of my friends were just paying out of pocket to like get people temporary housing put people stuff back together which was really generous but not very sustainable yeah um so it was kind of like, let's put together a nonprofit, let's get funds so we can try to help these people out. So yeah, we've been doing a ton of stuff. We've been rebuilding a bunch of houses, been getting people whose houses are completely gone, things like campers, temporary living situations and stuff like that. Even little stuff like Christmas coming up, we like holding a toy drive,

some of the like spruce pine and stuff like that, trying to get people. So just all kinds of stuff for a community that needs a lot of help right now. But yeah, that flood was wild. How much were you raised during that process? So we did, I made a YouTube video and then I did a merch drop

and the profits from the merch went to that uh as well as like raw donations and between like that and the videos ad rev and uh sponsor and all that i think we're over a quarter million now i think so let's go around that number thank you yeah yeah no that's what it is you were on the ground too like as you were saying you're not just doing it behind the screen. That's what we do. You were actually on the ground. Wow.

We suck. 100%. Nobody needed to be under that bus. I threw us all under that bus together. There was a bus, and he was like, let's go. I've just seen the bus. I'm coming, Haley. I'm coming, Haley. We're dropping cum coin next week.

I'm coming, Hawk Tua. It's so funny to just call her Hawk Tua. I don't know the name. Mrs. Tua? The fact that people fell for the Hawk Tua pump and dump will never be beaten. There was one tweet that was like I love

Talk Tua, but I invested my life savings into this and I could not quit laughing. It was like just that alone. Imagine explaining that to a Roman peasant. Exactly. We're just closing close that book. Yeah.

Good try, good try. I'm assuming it's a leopard. And then they fall down to shoot. Also the phrase, hawk to a pump and dump. Jesus Christ. Who would've foreseen this? Fuck it, I should call her. I should call her I should call her

unprecedented times gentlemen just that sentence alone would kill a Victorian child yeah I think so I remember as soon as that happened my wife sent me the tweet about it like

whatever like Hayley Welch crypto scheme whatever she sends it to me and says um the brightest stars burn the quickest my wife texts me about it and she's like what is why is she in trouble and i get she knows nothing about crypto i go this is going to take me at least 20 minutes to explain the background she's like i don't care. I love you. That's called marital communication. You don't want this to happen. What's about to happen?

Imagine if you were a crypto bro. It's kind of one of those, like, you asked about a train. It's like, honey, buckle up. You can't control the next 20 minutes, and I'm not stopping until I'm done. You asked about a train. But, uh... On the ground helping about a train. On the ground helping people. Yeah, on the ground helping people. Thank you. This side's

the angel on my shoulder and this side's the devil on my shoulder. Get your dad. They share a lot. Angel's a strong word, but anyway. Join me. uh angel's a strong word but anyway um join me um i was there for a little while uh but now most of what i'm doing is just administrative board member stuff like my friends who are also board members are like they're working

like laboring every day as a part of it so uh i don't like yes i was there but they are the ones who are there right they're the ones who are doing a lot of it. So, uh, I don't like, yes, I was there, but they are the ones who are there, right? They're the ones who are doing a lot of the work coordinating money and resources and things like that. I just made a YouTube video and put some money up, uh, which was definitely something within my wheelhouse I was able to do, but it's a lot easier to make a YouTube video than it is to repair a church for three weeks when you don't know how to repair a church, which is like what all my friends are doing.

And it's done. Yeah. Yeah. I'm done with the video i'm like no need to thank me while they're all like sweating and digging out the basements and stuff i did that yeah the second recovery fund really just didn't go as well it's still super awesome to see you on the ground and like doing that that was like we all were like holy homeboys killing it i i appreciate it but i mean at the same time like you know if your neighbor has a tree fall in their yard i'd like to think i like i know the guys at this table are the kind of guys to go help them pull it out it was just a lot of neighbors and a lot of trees all at once it's a good way of putting it and a lot of water a whole lot of water like yeah because it was it's just like people make fun of us they're like oh we get snow storms in the north all the time like

why is it such a big deal in texas it's like well the infrastructure is just not there for it it's just like yeah how often do you get fucking huge hurricanes in the goddamn mountains eight hours inland yeah seven hours inland just it doesn't happen historically there um a bunch of people who were there had worked like katrina they had worked ivan a bunch of like big hurricanes and they said this is one of the like obviously the kill count of this wasn't as high as something like katrina katrina's was so massive because you have such a concentrated number of people getting hit at once yeah and the levees broke so the whole city went underwater um but in the mountains they're like this is one of the most devastating ecological ones we've ever seen

because the water has nowhere to go. If you have a hurricane hit the coast a few days after the hurricane's done, the water levels recede, right? But in the mountains, it just kept cascading and like the rivers stayed up and just kept causing problems. What were the mosquitoes like? Oh, my gosh. They were ever. What was really. Just standing water everywhere.

What was really everywhere the whole time was yellow jackets because all of them got flooded everywhere once and every single one you came across was like you did this you're the reason I don't have a home anymore so the whole time you're outside finding these things off constantly because they're all

mad there's a bunch of mosquito stuff like that I was like i'm just trying with a yeller with a hard arc yeah why'd you make these races they were they were mad the whole time. We had a bunch... It was weird. You had a bunch of people getting sick. There were people who relied on river water and stuff like that.

But now the river's full of E. coli and a bunch of people are getting Legionnaire's disease and stuff like that. A bunch of people are getting sick. I'm actually not familiar with Legionnaire's disease. What's that? My wife has a better explanation for this. It's basically like a flu.

It comes from the Legionella bacteria. It causes intense stomach problems and stuff like that. Think like a heavy flu. You throw up a lot and stuff like that. I thought it was mostly from standing water. What mostly happened is you had water levels get higher than they've ever been,

at least since the community's been set up and stuff like that. So you had all of this runoff going into the water from farms, from houses and stuff. So you've got a lot of poop getting in the water. You have a lot of dead animals and stuff getting in the water. Because rivers that went from crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom, are now, they look like mud, I guess. Yeah. I thought it was going to be some cool story, like world war one french foreign legion or some shit like that my brain immediately went to like roman legionnaires i was like there's some cool

no i'm sorry it's just people getting sick i apologize but no it's uh it was weird seeing like issues like that uh because it's weird to be in like the modern because there there was one community we went to where uh there was a few houses cut off on the other side of a river because the bridge got taken out which these floodwaters got so bad they were just taking out like concrete bridges as they went um and there was a family on the other side who came down to the river to wash their clothes and then got so sick from putting on clothes that have been the river water they had to get evac'd by helicopter like it's like you don't think about that kind of thing like in a flood people getting like intense stomach illness and stuff yeah like you said it's good

got like shit and dead dead things mixed into it. That's wild. Dude, my favorite thing about watching the community come together up there is when the government was like, yeah, you can't build a road through here, and you have all these Appalachian boys and backhoes and bulldozers. They're like, no, we're building a fucking road, and they're just going through all these government blockades to build roads. After like a week or two, nearly everywhere either got cleared out by people

who had their own equipment or they made a new one through the woods like there's one that same community we went to where the bridge was cut off the roadway to get in looked like a bomb went off um it like you had this uh pavement roadway that went along the side of a mountain that now what used to be a 30 like foot ravine is now just shattered all the way across it so there's even if you could get the equipment to rebuild a road there's no more hillside to build the road on you have to blast out the rock again um so it's like you can't build there but a bunch of guys with like four-wheelers and um bulldozers and stuff just went straight through the woods over the top of the hill just tore up trees and stuff like that so they were getting four-wheelers in bulldozers and stuff just went straight through the woods over the top of the

hill, just tore up trees and stuff like that. So they were getting four-wheelers in and out of the region. Everywhere you either have people like, okay, we can't use the road, we're going to build a new one now. I talked about it a lot in the video, so I won't re-hammer the same point, but the level of community was, it was insane like i didn't drink people yeah like it was community that everyone if like people weren't actively like injured they were helping and then people who did like the lady who was running the aid station lost um her and her husband lost their business their vehicles and their home uh and then they went to a school for shelter and started running an aid station out of the shelter like everyone who was helping out also lost everything but they were just in line with everyone else it was insane

it was really awe-inspiring uh to see that level of togetherness people are cool that's a rare thing to see like it is almost like what happened after 9-11 it's usually like a big disaster happens everyone rallies but you guys are so remote anyways i'm assuming in those areas where it is actually tight-knit communities it is tight-knit communities for sure it's it's very much so like you trust your neighbor you know say say hi and bye you know it should pass and stuff like that uh but even then like community to this degree was near unheard of we'd be like 30 miles outside of like you know the main road um or at least 30 miles like counting the path to get

up there. And we would come across another group of guys we've never met before who are also like on dirt bikes, taking water, food, stuff like that. And, uh, in the first few days of it, um, it'd be like, okay, what do you have? It's like, well, we have a doctor at this location. We have some supplies we're trying to get. Like, do you have any insulin? It's like, oh yeah, we have insulin at this location. So we were setting up, like, dead drops and, like, time hacks for when we were going to meet each other and stuff like that. There were guys coming back to base. We were like, did you meet anyone? And my buddy rolls up his sleeve.

He's like, there's a doctor up so-and-so road who says they have medicine for blah, blah. He was just, like, taking notes on his arm as they were out and stuff like that. It was wild. Especially because, like, all communications were down. So to do anything, we just communicated with time hacks because that's all we had. So we had a whiteboard set up at our base camp and it was

like, I am with so-and-so and so-and-so. We're going to these three places. We will be back here by 4pm. If we're not back here by 4pm, come look for us. It's literally like an apocalypse scenario. We don't have comms or anything. Here's where we're going. here by 4 p.m., come look for us. It's literally like an apocalypse scenario. Oh, yeah. Hey, we don't have comms or anything.

Here's where we're going. I did have this weird moment where we were in the middle of nowhere. I was hiking dog food up to this group of people. And we came across this other group who was also looking for people to help. And they were like, we need more. If you have any gasoline, we could use gasoline for storage. And we were trying to coordinate people with insulin and stuff. So we were like, we could do an

exchange, like gasoline for insulin and stuff. And I'm like, where am I right now? This is weird. And it's like, cool, we'll meet here. And as we're talking, because at this point, this was like a weekend or a little over a weekend.

The government was sending a bunch of like starting to send aid, coordinate stuff like that. So as we're doing all of this, there's like Chinooks all over the place. It's like as we're talking to each other, like a low flying Chinook, like stuff. I'm like, this is so weird. Just like the video game. It's like I'm in North Carolina. It's strange. It's weird. To be fair, as somebody

who grew up in North Carolina, seeing Chinooks all the time and not trusting your neighbors and everybody having guns pointed at each other and bartering, that was pretty much just what it was like. That was just life in the mountains. It was fucking wild. They're bartering crack not insulin

a little bit different insulin for gasoline is fuck it was weird I've seen it there was one point my buddies who we were running basically operations

out of his dad's house. His dad was former military, so he had a bunch of connections, and he told the army what we needed, so the army started sending in supplies through a Chinook. So it's like me, a YouTuber, just a bunch of rednecks throwing out smoke, landing a

Chinook. Giving wrong signals. I think Rex. You're wrong. Sick moves are like, this is, I think, a Rex. This looks right. What's up, boys? It's the trade-off. My dad's kind of a big deal. You're at all multicam, though,

so, like, the guy's trusting your instructions. You crash a Chinook. Oh, no! There was one point. We were out in the middle of nowhere. The pilot looks back, he's like, I don't know, he's wearing multi-cannon. He looks legit.

We were walking in the middle of the woods to deliver something, and we're next to a river. And this super low-flying biplane, not military or anything, just you know some yokels plane like it's like eye level with us like 20 feet off the water and he's going to the end of the cove and he's not pulling up and none of us said anything and my friend you just i was like starting to pull my phone up and my friend goes are you ready to run really fast? Because I think we're about to watch a crash. I have to go help that guy. Yeah, it was strange. It was unprecedented times for sure.

It was very weird. It was weird, like I said, like walking on the side of the road and the police are like, let us know if you need anything. They were so low on manpower, the local police, because most of them either had cadaver dogs or, you know, they were coordinating with military or something like that uh they asked if we could take rifles and go uh guard a couple of the aid stations just because we were people they knew in the community yeah um and we were like yeah sure because uh the day prior uh one aid station had been robbed at gunpoint and there's another story down the road of one getting robbed at knife point it's truck month at gmc tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 sierra 1500 pro graphite at zero percent financing for up to 72 months with an available 5.3 liter v8 engine 20 inch high gloss black painted aluminum wheels off-road suspension with available two inch factory

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I got a job. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to need two rubber gloves and a backwards hat. There's some riders down here, buddy. We need some help. Uniform? OD green jeans. Now, there was like an inverse effect of that.

So that was the first week, maybe 10 days of it. And then after that, it was to the point where there was like, you know, police from other areas had come in. And there's enough government that's like, okay, let's not hold guns in front of grandma and grandpa unless we have to. So, like, we step back from it. But as soon as that phase hit, a bunch of people from outside the area who got word that it was, like, Mad Max, do whatever you want, started showing up. There were guys at, like, aid stations who were doing like threat patrols in the woods right outside of them like guys like two weeks in like all the roads are open up people like oh here's food and water whatever and they'd be in like full body armor like walking like

through people's backyards i saw videos of shit like that where guys are like on the way to north carolina to do relief and i'm looking at their loadout. It's like, no medical. Yes. No supplies, no nothing. It's a dude with a shitty built PSA AR-15 and a full combat loadout. I'm like, all right, if you want to say, like, okay, you're guarding an A station, you want, like, a gun and a couple mags, it's reasonable. It's fine.

We had a rifle. 360 rounds. And we would keep it around our backs. We weren't, like, going up to to kids like, hi, how are you? Did you lose your pet dog? That's sad. No, it's like we try to be respectful of it. Wait, Hunter was there? Do what? Hunter was there?

No, Hunter wasn't there. Yes, he was. He was the one leading the chopper. You see like Grandpa Hot Wheels doing a wheelie on the sack and speeding up. Jesus Christ. It was him. He caused the flood, actually.

It was his doing. It was just a nook in his grandpa. I didn't get a punch. I was pulling my mug out. Sure. Just as a reminder, we actually do love Hunter. He's a friend. Do you get to work with any linemen or anybody coming in to fix power or anything?

So one of my close friends who lives up there is a lineman in the region. So that guy was working 16-hour shifts nonstop every day. And his wife, they actually just had their kid a few weeks ago. But she was nine months pregnant when when this happened so one of the first things when like the power went out and everything everyone's like where is she okay someone go find her and then we go find her and she's like yeah

I can say his name it doesn't matter Trey Trey's fine he's out like repairing lines that guy worked non stop those shout out to Trey those dudes were like all of them yeah all of those dudes are crazy. They came in from everywhere. When the roads are shut down like that,

like you can, there's traffic jams and it's literally just fucking utility company line trucks with booms ready to come in and get power places. Those dudes are fucking awesome. Think about how many people die for every, you know, 24 hours without power. Yeah. No joke. Especially up here. Cause you had so many people who like had medicine in their refrigerators

they relied on you have a bunch of people because like when i say roads were gone i mean there's like a 20-foot hole where the road used to be so it's like if grandma and grandpa live up there good luck right um and if you don't have power you can't go look for them at night still raining you know what are you going to do do? So power was a huge deal. I think if I remember right, it was something like 4 million customers lost power during this. Just like insane numbers. Again, for an inland part of the mountains. So it was a huge deal to get power back on.

And my friend who lived there was obviously working all the time because that's his turf. But a couple days afterwards, we had power line crews coming in from like new york florida oklahoma all over the country there was a dude there from canada who brought a bunch of supplies to help like that was rad to see a lot of the the guys from florida that were like look we mostly fixed our shit because it hit them harder but they had the infrastructure for it they're ready because that happens every year in florida and it was cool seeing the videos where they're just like hey guys i know like everybody's been working around the clock here but there's people that are dying in north carolina as long as everybody's cool with it we're all just gonna rally up and fucking head up yeah which is really that that was it was so cool to not only see like my community

come together but everyone like push efforts in at the same time i remember like uh a few days because it was like the storm hit and no one knew how bad it was uh for like a couple days or at least i wasn't on twitter or anything uh so i wasn't checking or anything like that well it got tapered back and then it was like oh no this is actually worse than we thought yeah initially well what everyone got told the day of is that there's going to be some rain and then then they had a six-hour window. I mean, they weren't wrong. They were right. They had a six-hour window from this is going to be enough that you need to be careful to the storm being there.

So, like, where are you going in six hours, right? If you're staring at the news to hear that. Yeah. So, it just crept up on a bunch of people. And it hit the worst over the first night um so it was it just came out of nowhere for so many and uh i didn't know how bad it was for a couple days i heard that there was some flood but i didn't see a lot of it and then so i was in a group chat with my friends and i was actually on my anniversary when it hit and my,

my wife and I, we were at the Ritz in new Orleans. So it's like a big fancy dinner, big fancy hotel. And that I heard, I'm just picturing you chest hair and all just like in a fucking bubble bath with a flat model of champagne. I was literally in a suit at dinner. Like,

like at, like it was like super like ritzy, whatever. I was thinking in a suit at dinner. It was like super ritzy, whatever. I was thinking Scarface. Yeah, pretty much. I'm the bad guy. And we were at dinner and I saw a tweet that was like, oh,

suspected flood damage in North Carolina. So I sent the group chat, all my friends who live in the region, a picture of my food and said, you know, my soup was kind of cold, so I'm suffering too in a way. Aged like milk? They immediately start sending messages and they're like

if you have a phone signal, call this number, let them know Charlene's alive, she's gonna contact when they can. Here's a picture of so and so's house, we can't find his daughter. We don't know where. And I'm just like... Wendigoon unsent a message. I was like, Wendigoon unsents a message.

It's cool. I'm like, Wendigoon has left group chat. I was like, oh, no. And then when I got there the day of, I was like, is everyone okay? And he was... My buddy who lives there was like, I saw the suit message. Oh. Oh.

Oh, Man. He's like, I've heard the suit message every now and then. You know? Lisa was a group message and not a tweet. Oh my gosh. That would have never ended. In Praise of Shadows

like, yes! I was going to ask you about that, actually. About what? In Praise of Sh of shadows situation how does it feel because i feel like we all make youtube videos we're all at least me every morning i wake up i'm like all right it's today today i get fucking canceled tonight looks good perfect and relief how does it feel to uh have another pretty decent sized YouTuber come at you hard and then be completely unscathed. I mean, that guy rolled it too.

Like, like the third, like me being on, literally watching it from the sidelines. It was like a boxing match, you versus him. And then the bell rang and the crowd grabbed him and ripped him apart. And you're just standing there like,

roll for Christmas. So, uh for Christmas. So yeah, so he had a lot of problems with me. I made them very clear in the video. I remember when I initially saw because I saw the title of the video and I saw my face in the thumbnail and I was like oh no. And then so I like

scrubbed through the video until I get to my part and I remember listening to it and being like oh oh, this isn't really... Like, it's nothing to be worried about, right? Yeah. I'm like... He didn't find the group chat. He didn't find the group chat, yeah, exactly. He didn't find the group chat. We're making fun of Flood people like, my soup's cold. So

I was like, well, this is probably fine. And then I left a comment that was to... Because the only thing he said in there that really bothered me was he perpetuated the Sneeko thing about Brandon Buckingham uh and i know that's like that has caused a ton of damage to like brandon buckingham like personal relationships and stuff i'm vaguely familiar a quick recap without hashing up any like besides that we do an amazing human like one of my like buckingham yeah he's fucking cool buckingham he's one of one of the best friends that i've made

on this platform along with you guys and stuff like that like good people genuine person yeah very deeply genuine that guy has like a heart of gold like he's true truly inspiring but uh he got into like a fight with sneeko he was trying to get sneeko to box him and uh sneeko wouldn't and then sneeko uh brandon had made some tweet or like post to the effect of like, um, Oh, uh, better watch your girl or something like that.

Um, because there was the whole joke about Sneeko, whatever. Uh, and then Sneeko made it out that Brandon had threatened to assault his girl and it became a whole deal and stuff. So yeah, in praise of shadows echoed that in the video is just like a thing that happened. So that was the one, the only way I wasn't going to comment, but when he said that, in praise of Shadows, echoed that in the video as just, like, a thing that happened. So that was the one, the only reason, I wasn't gonna comment

but when he said that, I was like, okay, I should probably say something. I think he came after all of us individually just like a deal by association. Well, you guys, again, angel and devil, you guys were fine. You two, uh... Oh, I have never noticed that on the episodes.

To the surprise... To the surprise of no one. I never thought that. It's the devils over there. Hey, guys. We're like the AT&T bars of cancellation. Hold on. I almost said over there. Hold on.

But that was the only reason I left a comment and then it wasn't really anything I felt like I needed to defend it was basically like I don't like him and I'm like what am I going to be like we talked about it a little before but it was my favorite part of that where he's just like obviously everyone from the Appalachian

mountains judges people based on race and where they're from and I'm just like that is such a tone-deaf sentence just yeah excuse me while I objectify this group of people based on where they live seven states or like nine states whatever it is he literally said like unless proven otherwise it's like like, are you? There was certainly some rough stuff in there. You are so kind even you're right now. Here's the thing. Just a good dude.

That's why I love you. Well, here's the thing, right? The only thing that really bothers me about people, the only kind of person that I can meet and be like, I'm not going to be friends with this guy. I can't talk to this guy. Come on over here. Sorry, I'm moving.

You started moving your chairs around? Get on my lap. I'm moving my legs to the left. We do Chinese talk. That's a great segue we've talked a lot about your racist past let's talk about your racist future where do you see this going actually it's gonna be right here

oh no you have started to use Twitter a lot I'm very concerned oh shit go on sorry yeah the one thing you were being nice after somebody made a 38 smear video about you

right so the one thing that 38 minute not like a John Lennon thing yeah John Lennon thing 38 smear video I was just right catching in the middle

the devil side still makes him laugh You're catching all the jokes That's why I keep bumping, I guess The only thing That really That like I feel like I'm not gonna Be able to get along with someone Is if they're just like a completely unprincipled

Person, right? Like if someone Doesn't really believe in anything Or they say they believe in something They just don't act on it right uh like that there's a few there's very few situations where like i've cut people out and um most of the time that's happened over people just breaking breaking promises like cheating on their spouse stuff like that it's like i just i can't get behind it right so two things i hate is hypocrites and alcoholics hey if you talked about how you didn't drink all the time that that would apply but you are an honest man through and through that's what i try to tell people like whatever you see on the the

podcast what i what you see is what you get that really, that's just like hanging out with us in person. There's no, there's no second face. Yeah. Because I mean, a lot of people have second faces and like, maybe, you know, I'm not going to be rude to anyone for no reason, smiling it along, but as long as someone's legitimate, right? Yeah. And this, this is so weird to say,

but during the entire in praise of shadows video, I never felt that he was faking it. I never felt that guy was like, I am adopting these opinions because they are the common consensus. It's what the internet wants to hear. Right. I truly believe in everything that he said that he believed it. And I think even if like, I'll get to that in a second, even if later, like some points he was like, here right i i truly believe in everything that he said that he believed it and i think

even if like i'll get to that in a second even if later like some points he was like i didn't stand by or like i went too far with the speech and stuff like that it all came from him it wasn't him just lying and stuff like that he just had nuclear grade bad takes i i i am sure if me and him sat down and talked we would disagree on, at least half the stuff we talk about. But at the same time, we're both from Appalachia. We're both Christian, right? And it's like, I can't hit that guy. Is that guy an open Christian?

No shit. That's surprising. Just based on, I guess you build a phenotype around people. Like, the guy, based on a lot of what he said, like, he was talking about, like, some of that stuff he went really far. He's like, we need to excommunicate conservative people out of horror. Like some of that stuff. I was like, well,

even if I don't agree with you, like that's, I would never say like, we need to get left wing people out of this thing. We all enjoy. Like, that's a very strange statement. I think it's like,

he was so dead set on proving his point. He kept exaggerating points. and stuff i'm not trying to sit here and say like he should have said what he said or justify the video it was awfully slandered a bunch of my friends uh stuff like that obviously i know you guys don't care but it did kind of it did kind of suck to like watch someone like attack me and then move on to people all i like right um and like so obviously there was a bunch of i disagreed with a bunch i didn't like but i never watch someone attack me and then move on to people I like. Obviously, I disagreed with a bunch I didn't like,

but I never felt like he was lying. I felt like it was all coming from him. I can never really hate him over that. You were retarded the whole time, Dumbo. You didn't need the feather. Every time Isaiah agrees with you, it's like thanks satan it was wild watching that dude like double down and he put in a lot of time and effort into that video that means he he really when you didn't upload it pissed him off to a degree i'm amazed

by it was the ultimate monkey's paw wish because Because you could tell he wasn't doing very well. Like with his YouTube channel, he's like, I just want a video to get a lot of views. And it did. Like two days later. I like your just like, don't cut to Isaiah during this entire part, Chase. His Discord two days later when he's like you guys

think I can come back from this discord's like probably not he did the IRL like chat am I cooked anyway he uh so I don't know I never hated the guy right and then a little bit later he reached out to me and he apologized.

That's fucking. He said he said he was very sorry. He explained a lot that I don't want to talk about publicly, but he explained a lot about his private life at the time that had hit. He was going through a lot. It's pretty tense. And he had a bunch of people from my audience who I do not support who were saying some very nasty things about him and stuff. Like, among the nicer ones, like, oh, Wendigo and Wannabe, stuff like that. And he just got down this headspace that he admitted to me was wrong.

And in his credit, he— Oh, before he made the video. Before he made the video. Oh, so he was already just, like, spiraling about. Yeah, yeah. He was having a lot go wrong in his life and uh he was convinced like and again like this is why i say like legitimacy is like the one thing that kind of matters to me because i don't know someone else's upbringing i don't know what kind of media they've been exposed to

i don't know what kind of inflexes they've been exposed to someone can be left right whatever and i think honestly they can both be good people even if they hate each other it's just the stimuli they've had to point them against each other for so many years. And that's what's so frustrating to me about politics and new cycles and everything. But if there is a person down there somewhere, then that person can still come out. And within Praise of Shadows, I saw that person come out. He was very earnest with me and me and him had a long talk about our faith, our like, you, our personal lives and stuff like that. And I really do believe he was in a bad mental space that he has come out of since then. And he recognized he was wrong and was like, I'm sorry.

And to his credit, he took down the video and then he took some time off and then came back with a public apology on a second channel where he's like, I shouldn't have done that. Now he's just making videos. So, you know, that's cool. We hope he's doing better. That is a good scenario. If it was a guy who was like a grifter, if he was just like

whatever makes me money and he made that takedown video, I'd be like, yeah, get wrecked. Whatever. But I do think he as much as I disagree with it, I think he meant what he said and to me that's like the biggest tell of a person right it's the echo chamber that they're surrounded by and if echo chambers are fucking crazy to watch because that is that is your entire perspective and then whatever they're feeding you you will fall into that and then that exactly yeah like

like sure people can disagree on points and get like really bent out of shape about it but at the end of the day it's like you are both people there are very few people in this world who are like i am so right that i want other people to suffer it is most often i believe in this thing i care about these people i want to see them get better this is how i think do it and then of course if you think the thing you're doing is what helps people then the person one of the opposite is going to be the enemy but from their fence it's just a mirror right and that's why it's so frustrating about it but yeah like if he was an earnest person i'll have a conversation with him and i think it was too that's actually something interesting if i could just mention it for a quick second the uh like uh tody gonzalez uh with my after my

congressional campaign because me and him went fucking, especially toward the end, like those last two months, it was pretty rough. It was intense. All hat and all cattle. The gloves came off and we were duking it out. And that was something that I... I mean, me watching, I felt like you kept the gloves on. Well, there's some things we won't.

Cody took his gloves off. Cody took his... Other devil attacked. I was lucky enough to have an IR laser that I'm just like over there. But I kept the gloves on for a lot of my stuff. Most of my stuff was positive or whatever. Like, really, like, it, I mean, 10 to 12 million dollars

was spent to slander me in my hometown or, like, where I live. Like, that's it was not great. Yeah. I understand the animosity, yeah. Yeah, like, that's something that even, like, a lot of my friends, I think, understand the animosity yeah yeah like that's something that even like a lot of my friends i think harbor more animosity than i do and i like i understand it because like i get the game but i uh ever since then like the next like two three days later i don't think i've ever mentioned this on the podcast but we had lunch like we had dinner or something

just sat down like had a couple beers and uh talked a bunch of things out he's come to the shop since and like we sat down like we talked policy we talked about the uh talked a bunch of things out he's come to the shop since and like we sat down like we talked policy we talked about the race and a lot of it was just us swapping stories about how hard it is to campaign in the district and like little like shit that only you would know if you ran for for congress in the area and that was kind of cool to humanize and whatnot but there was never a point where it was there was like hatred toward the other person and i still like we me and him probably there's a lot we disagree on still to this day. Like the reasons I ran is because I didn't agree with a lot of his stances.

And I just, I wanted that to be voiced. But like, we still probably talk at least maybe once a month, which I think is healthy. You're not sacrificing your principles for his. You're just recognizing another person with principles, right? Yeah, I'm not saying like, hey, this is my new best friend i agree with everything he does it's absolutely not that and at the same time like it's it's so cool what you said about like there's not a lot of people you know who also ran for representative in san antonio right except this guy so now you have like a common ground over that you have like this um rapport built with each other even even if

accidentally that's that's really cool we'll make jokes about like loving county for example like this county like uh five hours uh west of here that like has a population of like 54 people and it's one of the the 29 counties in the district it's like little shit like that you would never be able to joke about no one else would get it no yeah and i mean it's kind of cool but it's it's nice to be able to meet people on that like i guess that parlay ground that's's really, that's really cool, man. I'm proud of you. Thanks dad.

Oh, that's very sweet. That's all I wanted. I'm proud of you dad. Um, no, it was, it was like the same way.

Like when I was talking to him, praise of shadows privately, it's like, you know, horror movies that have come out. We both, we both, we're both horror YouTubers from Appalachia.

It's like, there's so much overlap. I didn't know where he's from. Yeah. He's from Asheville. One of the areas that got hit. That makes a lot of sense. Well,

I, I, I messaged him when, uh, when we were talking about this, asking if he was okay. Uh, and he was okay,

but like his house, like a lot of houses in the region lost water and stuff like that. Um, so, you know, they got like, he was right in the middle of the affected area, um,

that we were helping out in and stuff like that. But no, it's like we have so much in common. And honestly, you mentioned not holding grudges and stuff like that. Forgiveness. I know you probably are huge into that. And I can just see, again, depending on your friend groups, watching your level of communication and forgiveness for others. We've talked about it last time. It's like the representation of christianity that is what i love most about you like my boy's killing i appreciate that but if god is anything then he's a god of second chances

right uh i mean that's the whole reason we're here in the first place right i mean take it all the way back to the garden like adam and eve right like we messed up it's like we're done and he said no try again and then that's where all of this came from right hard mode pretty much yeah but we have that option to return back and you shall have pain during childbirth

alright I've just swatted a bit okay Jesus yes actually that part comes later I have to sweat a bit? Okay. Jesus. Yes, actually. That part comes later. But like, you know, I think about all the time about Jesus when he was crucified on the cross, right?

Spoiler alert. Sorry. Keep reading like three pages. You'll be amazed at what happens next. You had like about 2,000 years. I'm going to go paint some eggs and hide them. I'll be amazed what happens you had like about two thousand years i'm gonna go i'm gonna go paint some eggs and hide them i'll be right back um like you have uh jesus who when he was being you know executed on the cross one of the last things he said to god was father forgive them they know not what they do right so if that guy someone who's done no wrong like the only sinless person to ever exist

if that guy can be spit on uh tortured executed in front of his mother and ask god to forgive them then am i going to be mad because a youtuber said he didn't like me it's pretty it's kind of kind of cringe when you think that's what we call perspective yeah yeah so it's like you know what am i going to do stay mad about it like no so yeah beautifully said cody's like twitter have you uh have you do anything for that person have you heard the newest cody twitter lore no what is the phone what i do which one walmart oh oh my god overnight that is we've been trending on twitter for the past 19 hours. What happened?

What did you do? Go ahead, Cody. So I text the group last night. Yeah. Cody. Yeah, you text the group and then Nick wrote out a tweet and I tweeted it because Walmart has one of our designs where we raised as the autistic shirt. I saw that tweet. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I didn't know that

went viral. Born to math. Yeah, born to math. We raised fucking $200,000 plus for autistic charities. I think $110,000. Or was it $110,000? $110,000 something. Dominic Keller, thank you

for that. He's the one that tweeted, like, Walmart's stealing your shit. Yeah, so on the Walmart website, like, our shirt is on there, and they're making money off of it. And so Nick sent me this very well-worded tweet, and I tweeted it, and then we all just retweeted it, and we're trying to get Walmart to, I don't know, give us money for a fucking t-shirt for autistic people. Yeah, we were just going to like, if you're not going to give us credit, at least donate money to the autism charities like we did.

We didn't take a penny from that shirt. We never took profit from that shirt. Then we get sent from a veteran with a sign. Stories for you. X. Walmart faces allegations over unauthorized t-shirt sales trending now. Which it's now at like

It's like 19,000. It's been trending all day. Wow. Walmart removed it real quick. No, it's still up. Oh, it is it? It's still up. The annoying part is all the people are like, well, actually, you know, it's a third-party seller. It's not necessarily Walmart itself. And it's like, cool, Walmart's still getting a cut of somebody selling a bootleg T-shirt that was used to raise money for charity.

Like, they're still profiting off of it. I don't give a fuck. You shouldn't allow that on your platform. Out of a Las Vegas P.O. box that's most certainly Chinese. It's a UPS store. Yeah. The P.O. box is literally the UPS store. It's like, why are you guys allowing that on your

platform? Sam Walton is rolling over in his grave. Yeah, they do. It's the same on Amazon, too, because I remember one time I was looking, I just searched Wendigo merch, and it was like, there was a bunch on Walmart, there was a bunch on my Amazon and stuff. Yeah, it's just like, it's all

foreign stuff. I remember asking management uh like is there any way that we could like take this down he's like well what happened is you get into like a complex like legal takedown and then that one would pop down and then a week later it'd just be another name and pop up so do we know anybody in china with like i don't know an oily rag that we could just toss into a certain textile factory i didn't even think about that brandon there's a lot of solutions that's why you're the real shaker and mover. Hey, definitely the devil's side.

I was like, that is the devil's side. This is the one that's like, you ever try a firebombing somebody? Completely unrelated to why Walmart should donate to charity. We're going to get a new drink out of this. The Chinese moped bomb. Chinese moped bomb. We'll get that. Irish car bomb is an insane name so how do you feel about

that oh my god I heard that that was like it's something that you just do not order in Ireland not really no it's like a predominantly American thing yeah it's kind of like a defensive it's almost like going into a fucking bar in Boston like, hey, can I have a 9-11? Exactly. 9-11? 9-11, famous Boston terror attack. I was just saying

what a random fucking city in America. It wasn't... Whatever. Did you just confuse 9-11 and a marathon? No! I was thinking a random big city in a marathon. Fuck you guys.

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since the World Trade Center bombing and it's like that's off Godzilla in the 1999 Godzilla movie because it was right before the towers were hit so they're talking about the 95 bombing this is the worst attack on New York since the World Trade Center bombing it's funny how many people don't know that

did you see that on Twitter? well they'll call it like oh look at this movie from 2000 like fucking a year and a half beforehand they referenced it's like you know that's not the first time well that was like when I first blew up on Twitter

that was like poor phrasing but okay i'm like word choice sorry yeah whatever um no there was like a bunch of people were like how did biggie know that 9-11 was gonna happen when he said blow up like the world trade in a song that came out years beforehand it was like it's not the first one there's actually a bunch of failed attempts if i remember right yeah like people trying to get bombs and that was the only one that went off to my knowledge the 95 one and then they were like all right well we won't try to get bombs in well we'll bring next time

these crazy groups of people byob jesus christ byop ah he's still a really good jerk I don't think anything can be more sacrilegious in that context more insensitive than the fucking moment of silence you guys had on Creepcast oh yeah where Hunter just started singing Amazing Grace and it's like furry 9-11 art goes up on screen

yeah I had nothing to do with that I just stood there and did this Chase pull that up I don't there and did this. Chase, pull that up. I don't even know about this. Oh, I was watching it and I pulled it up and I'm like, oh my f***ing god. Hunter accidentally wrecked. Because Hunter has

dyslexia or something. A table of veterans like... Oh, shut up. Okay. Everyone on their high horse while I'm on the ground, okay? I'm on the ground with you. Yeah, shut up. With two hands to it.

Before we say that, you fucking, uh, you text me for Veterans Day? I did. I did. I said, do you have the text? I think I do. I did. Do you have the text? I think I do. I just get a random text from Isaiah, like, Happy Veterans Day, hero, with a

fucking gif. It's like a bunch of shadows of troops and flags. Leave me alone. Can't you see I'm busy getting my free Applebee's dollarita? As any hero should. I think you text me, I'm so proud of my dad today.

I already replied to one tweet. I remember it's like not only is he a hardworking father, but he's a serviceman who loves his country or whatever. Jesus. I'm glad people are actually gaslit into it now it worked. As Clint runs into the house and throws his medal of honor at Brandon.

Did you hear about that? No. No, I did not hear. I know someone gave you a purple heart. I saw that. No, we had Clint Romashay, who's a legit medal of honor recipient. And the first thing he does when he walks in is takes it out of his pocket all balled up and chucks it at my chest

from like two feet away. I'm like, ah! It starts burning. He's like, damn, I was hoping you were going to drop it I wanted to make you feel bad Someone made him a gauntlet With It's all the metals

Oh my gosh The 9-11 thing The unsubscribed 9-11 thing Something that you surely know about Yeah we were in an episode And Hunter accidentally read 9-1-1 As 9-11 thing something that you surely know about um yeah we were in an episode and hunter accidentally read 9-1-1 as 9-11 and then like he immediately 9-11 with with like no um stoppage just goes and he does the whole song so and i just stood there like this because I didn't know what else to do. And then in the post edit,

our editor just did a slow fade montage of My Little Pony 9-11 art. So it's like the towers burning. And Sonic and the other furries saluting. Or like a fireman, My Little Pony, crying.

And it's like, never forget. I love how they want to take out your banter but they leave in that's what they add 9-11 that's what they add yeah well there's two editors one of them she's been my friend since high school and she's constantly

like we have to cut this she's the one who I fought to like leave in the eat me like a bug thing thank god you did because I was I threatened to fire her you gotta eat me like a leave in the eat me like a bug thing. Thank god you did. I threatened to fire her. You gotta eat me like a bug. You gotta eat me like a bug. I've been saying that to myself since then. And then there's another

editor named Nate who's bad because he feeds into it. He's the one who did the My Little Pony 9-11 art and stuff like that. There were two sides of the same coin angel and devil again Nate is objectively funnier I would never let him watch

my dogs that's yeah that's my take on them as well I think yeah but yeah that's the 9-11 my little pony stuff. Where the fuck did we go from there? I saw semi-recently that you've also become obsessed with cheese caves along with myself.

Yes, yes, absolutely. Man, that's such a weird... I love finding stuff like that. It's so weird. Oh, we're doing government cheese now? Yeah, there is too. We're doing a cheese video too. I want government cheese.

And then I want sovereign citizens because then it's like, Oh yeah. Perfect. Yeah. So the, the cheese video to start, when did you make your cheese video? It was a while ago. It was years over a year ago,

year or two ago. Maybe I try not like when I'm about to research a topic, I try to not listen to other youtubers about it because i'm afraid it's gonna influence the same thing i i look up the topic and be like if anybody's done it within the last six months i'm just gonna wait to do mine yeah yeah i do that too sometimes where it's like uh i should wait i should clean off um but yeah the government cheese tunnel stuff so weird like it's just there and it's like that's pretty much

how anything goes with bureaucracy where it's like one decision got made 40 years ago now we've got a mountain of cheese it's like well we can't stop we already have all the cheese we're gonna have to stop having all the cheese I'm not gonna be the one left holding the mountain of cheese

that is the next guy's problem. And then it'll be all the story like, so-and-so wasted millions of dollars on cheese. Things have been set into motion that cannot be undone. Exactly, yeah. Sign here, it's your cheese now. It's literally like Jimmy Carter started the cheese cascade and I'm too scared to let it go.

It's too much cheese to touch right now. How many poundage is the ignition? 2 billion pounds, I think. 1.4 billion, I think, pounds of cheese. 1.4, 1.7, something like that. Currently in a storage in a cave. Most of it

is in Kansas City, in a cave. It literally looks like the fucking Raiders of the Lost Ark warehouse, but it's just fucking cheese. Maybe break in there, a wheel of cheese comes down on you with anything else it's like it came from an inkling of like well i see what the idea was because it was during the energy crisis when like farms were about to go bankrupt so the government started bankrolling farmers and saying, look, because no farms were willing to produce dairy because their fear was, well, if we produce dairy, like the economy is about to go into

a financial collapse, no one's going to buy it and I'm going to go bankrupt. So the government said, look, whatever amount of dairy you produce, we'll buy the excess essentially to keep farming. And you hear that and someone's like, well, that's kind of a cool idea. The farmer bailout, Too pig to fail. But then, yes, every farmer in the country did the math. I have a guaranteed customer. Yeah, it's like, you mean any of it will get?

So everyone's taking out loans to grow their dairy production and try to sell as much as possible. So then the government gets hit with like 10 times the amount of cheese they thought they'd be buying in excess and it's like okay well if we're buying all of it we can't just throw it away because that'd be wasteful so I guess we have these old munitions storage from World War II so I guess we'll start loading cheese in there and then that just kept going. It was just milk

at first but they said that they could make it in cheese to store it. It was milk and then it was like well milk spoils but cheese stores easier so we'll make it in a cheese and then we're just going to store all of that and then it's gotten to the point where there's two billion pounds and they're like oh no the best part is when reagan gets into office and gets briefed on this issue and he like by the time reagan got in they were spending millions of dollars a day just in electricity for refrigeration and he he has some poor fucking intern go into the white house press box and is like with a moldy half wheel of cheese literally a moldy fucking wheel

of cheese it's like 40 years old and he's like we've got 700 million pounds of this how you guys feeling about us just throwing it in the ocean? And they're like, uh, no. And that's when the whole government cheese thing started. So they just started donating it to like food shelters and stuff like that. And it's like, again, you can see where like the thought process went.

Cause it's like, we have to support farmers. And then it's like, well, what do we do with it? And then people are going to be upset if you just waste it. Right. You throw away food when they're starving people.

So it's like, okay, we'll put it in government programs. It still doesn't even put a dent in the amount because it's gotten to the point at least in like the 80s they quit it now uh but it got to the point in the 80s and 90s where it's like if we stop buying it half the farms in the country are going to go under you showed your work and still got the wrong answer so it's like yeah so it's like you know what do we do so the conspiracy and that's what like i focused on in my video was that which did you touch on the conspiracy i don't think it is now

the conspiracy is that the got milk campaign and then the sudden like 90s and early 2000s stuff about like um milk's good for your bones you should eat dairy stuff like that was just propaganda for the government to try to offload their dairy supply that's just propaganda from big titty i thank you devil the way like the way i did it in my video i because i love retelling like love retelling and i was like so how the fuck did they get rid of all this milk in the 90s well what what happened in the 1990s that convinced a bunch of people to drink milk and there's always this light bulb that goes off like wait a minute it's really weird the got milk ad campaign wasn't associated with a particular brand of milk yeah yeah it was just a faceless it was i remember i oh my god it went through like it was just got milk it's just got milk and we all

remember it it was upside side note milk is not the best way to get out. I mean, it's fine, but it's not like a miracle drink like it was made out to be. Also, maybe like a little bit of a coincidence that this was about the time that MKUltra had shut down. But we learned a lot of lessons. You're right, buddy. We sure did. Oh, maybe if we tell school children their arms will fall off their torsos if they don't drink milk, they'll drink fucking milk.

They'll drink bones and die. The posters in every single, like all of our schools, there were posters just got milk, got milk, got milk. It was always celebrities with the milk mustache. You had Shaq doing it, you had fucking NBA doing it. Taylor Swift did it.

Pamela Anderson. That was kind of... 2000s, whatever. doing it you had fucking mba doing taylor swift did it all pamela anderson and then like in the night that was that was kind of 2000 whatever ran um there was like so it was subsidized by a company called national dairy or something like that which is my dairy management incorporated that's it dmi which is a government checkoff program this was an offshoot of the uh usda and the funniest part is the usda has spent hundreds of millions of dollars researching how unhealthy milk is meanwhile they have a like a sub company underneath them dmi whose entire purpose is to extort money from dairy farmers against their will and use it to advertise to convince everybody that dairy is good

that so you have the same government agency taking your tax dollars and competing them against each other to compete on whether or not dairy is good or bad for you. That is the most government shit I've ever heard. The real conspiratorial part, because that's not even a conspiracy. That's just like a thing that happens. The real conspiratorial part is when you look at like in the 90s and 2000s, every single fast food restaurant started to participate in these like government programs like there was one for there's dmi for dairy but then there's one for pork there's one

for meat stuff like that who have their own stories but all of them start getting bankrolled like partially through dmi and stuff like that because dmi is paying to advertise dairy to businesses so every fast food restaurant in the country starts putting cheese on burgers sandwiches stuff like that uh pizzas go from a little bit of cheese to like the extra four layer triple cheese and stuff and then like in like the 2010 recession and stuff or 2008 recession you have like dominoes that went under and then quietly got uh bailed out by the government and like no one addressed tens of millions of dollars loaned to them and then all of their cheese covered for years this is only rebranded i linked it to like is this why every time i call domino's drunk at

three in the morning and i try to order a large pizza the guy's like i can sell you a large pizza for 29 or i can give you like fucking 13 medium pizzas for six bucks yeah they're just trying to get rid of they're trying to get rid of the cheese yeah so the idea is that like uh you like a lot of our commerce a lot of our restaurants like food chains and stuff like that are dictated by a need to get rid of cheese that came off of goodwill but nevertheless like a an improper decision made back in the 70s that's the story it's all about cheese boys about cheese cheese conspiracy there's a shirt that's pretty much everything the government's ever touched. It goes about that well.

It's always like, we have a good idea, and then 50 years later it's like, well, we can't stop the idea. Yes, it was the... It was the road to heaven paved with good intentions. I remember. That's the same.

I think it's the road to Afghanistan paved with good intentions, actually. Oh, sorry. No, it was... It was paved with the national oil prices. Sovereign citizens. That's what I was going to say. Cody loves sovereign citizens.

One of his favorite topics to talk about. They're so fun. They're so much fun. I'm not trying to toot my own dick here but I think I am single handedly responsible for bringing the sovereign citizen thing into YouTube

when did you start talking about it? 2016 I didn't see it kick out until like 2020 so you would have been one of the when I was a cop I ran into one sovereign citizen he's like I can drive around I can do whatever I want i don't need a license we're like dude you can't do his name i'm not saying names was it what you you're not going to talk about the guy let's see which guy's gonna get you oh god earl yeah no i just oh yeah i just say earl's like a sovereign citizen

because he thought he didn't have to have a driver's license. There was another guy. Literally like you arrested, but you arrested DMX. Cody pulled over DMX a lot. Everyone in my police department pulled over Earl a lot. On the same basis. Hi, Earl. Hey, Earl. What's up, man?

But there was this white dude that we would pull over to, and he was another one of those guys. And he would say, people are walking through my yard. Can I put up punji pits? And we're like, dude, no, no. And so I started to realize people who are actual hardcore sovereign citizens, they really believe in the anti-government things, which is how I'm like now.

But we used to pull them over all the time. And then, yeah, when I started my YouTube channel, I started seeing the videos of how fucking, like, I don't want to say crazy, but just how out of touch they are. It's like. Oh, no, crazy is the video. Okay, okay. That's a good one.

And I started making Sovereign Citizen videos, and that's what launched my channel from like I had 10,000 subscribers, and it went to like 300 000 in a couple months you did a sovereign citizen uh bingo yeah sovereign citizen bingo and so people could pick the things they're going to say black saw dictionary like i'm just traveling things like uh uh yeah traveling's the big one maritime law maritime law yeah yeah yeah yeah you're just you're just road pirates road pirates is like a really cool word that's an awesome that's an awesome somebody gave us a patch on the live show that was like road pirate something yeah yeah i sold shirts i said road

pirates for a while and yeah i like i started doing that in 2016 that's one of the big things like got my channel big was talking about sovereign citizens i had like a level of like okay maybe like sure they're annoying but maybe they actually think that there's some legal loophole they're getting through and stuff kind of like when guys are like don't talk to the cops when they're like just i was in fear for my life i want a lawyer like that whole thing i'm like maybe the sovereign citizens are like down that track but then when i actually like looked into their like what they think is going on, it's like, oh,

this is, this is insane. It's like, it is, it is next door to the QAnon. Like Donald Trump is going to like execute everyone in office right now. It's like Donald Trump is underground in a firefight under the Capitol. Literally,

literally that is the exact same. Cause the whole idea with the sovereign citizen is like the United States government secretly at some point became not a government and is now a corporation. But because they're a corporation, even though it was 1913, have you heard this? Have you,

do you know their whole war, what they think happened? Not the whole corporate. Oh my gosh. Okay. I'm learning a lot. Do you know, do you know it as well?

I'm familiar. I haven't, like I'm not brushed up on it. I just thought it was funny seeing the windows get busted out and then being pulled out. Cody Simple, man. So this... What leads to that is generally, like, no two

sovereign citizens believe the same thing, because it's really just, like, a belief that is incorporated into other groups, ideas stuff like that like you do see a lot of it in like q annan groups you see a lot of it in like nationalist groups stuff like that um what's funny to me in your video specifically not to cut you off is that it was it's very racist in origin from both sides yeah so it's a bunch of anti-white and anti-black racist like shaking hands on fucking we don't have to follow the law we all just come together yeah it started as like an exclusively like white nationalist idea and then years later as more people started to pick it up

really around like the 90s 2000s it became it like black nationalists started to get it sometimes so it's really weird um but the core root of it was that the united states at some point quit being a country now uh when that is is debated some say it was during the civil war some say it was when we left the gold standard some say it's when washington dc was created at some some point, we quit being a country. Right after World War II. World War II is another popular one. Really? What happened then? That we had a war debt to pay

and we needed someone to pay it. So the idea is we dissolved the nation as a government and instead became a corporation that is an extension of another country. Most often, it's Great Britain. sometimes it's israel of course sometimes it's like uh germany or france and now there's now now your social security number is actually a checking number and if you know how to fill out the right paperwork you have millions of dollars that you can just access so so the idea is at whatever point all this happened, the United States became bankrupt.

And we needed money somehow. So because we were out of money, we began somehow leveraging the potential work power or capital whatever of prospective people when they're born to other countries. Amazing. They think all of us are worth millions of dollars. It's very, you know, it's kind of uplifting a little bit when you think about it that way. That we're worth that much money.

So they start getting like loans from other countries based on our value. So tied to every person in the United States, there is a secret fund of money that is their value. Another nation is contributing to the united states corporation on behalf of them this is why fdr started social security this is why this is what social security is this is where social security numbers come from this is where things like um yeah what's this books people there's other examples of it of like oh uh when you get a birth certificate your parents signing your birth certificate is them willingly signing you over to the United States Corporation.

We're just getting really deep into this. There's so many layers to it. That's the whole idea. I will say I believe in 0% of it because obviously it's fucking retarded. But there are a few things that are weird about it. Just like Social Security in the law specifically stating this is not allowed to be an identification number of any kind. And now everything you do now, you're identified by your Social Security, in the law, specifically stating this is not allowed to be an identification number of any kind. And now everything you do now, you're identified by your Social Security. It's always the social.

Because there's no other ease they have of it. There's no other number that's tagged to people as easily as it is. Maybe I am a sovereign citizen. That's the thing. They will pull stuff out of context all the time. They'll pull stuff from the Magna Carta. They'll pull stuff from the Articles of Confederation. Actually, in this source, it says that. Neither of

which we're governed by? But, because the United States doesn't exist anymore, we're not governed by anything. You basically pick which one you want to be governed by. That's what you're governed by. Yes, very convenient. I get to pick my own rules. Then it gets into, like, the idea is the United States is just

a corporation specifically there are black nationalists that want to not accept the 13th amendment we'll get there okay that does come in i was gonna say that's fucking no no that does come in okay so the idea is that because we are no longer a country and we're like extension of Great Britain, just a company, right? We don't actually adhere to any real legal system. We are under maritime law, commercial law, or admiralty law because the United States is effectively

a trade route for Great Britain. You get flashbacks? So that is why they don't have to abide by the laws because it's not the laws of any government. It's the laws of a corporation, right? And the ways that they choose to opt out of these things can be uh that that if you send in a check with your social security number the government is required to pull it from your secret fund that they don't tell you about but you can still access you can file

paperwork with your local clerk to get you removed there is the idea that you have something called a straw man, which is the difference between you, yourself, and you, your legal name, all caps, because on your birth certificate and identification, your name's in all caps, right? So there's two Cody's. There's Cody, all caps, and you, Cody. If you can file paperwork to separate yourself from all caps, Cody, you get all of all caps Cody secret government money and because of that they will never identify themselves as their name it is never John Smith it is I am colon dash John dash parentheses son of parentheses Smith like because if you use your name John Smith well that is you willingly giving into to the government's exploitation of you

as a product. Cody is fighting muscle memory to not drag you into the fucking chair right now. You just hear him. He was resisting. It reminds me of like the demonology shit. It's like the power of the name kind of like. Yes, and it's weird too because they think that like, because it's a corporation

the corporation only has power if you play its game, right? So if instead if you, if you play its game. Right. So if instead, uh, if an officer says you out of car, if an officer says, do you understand? Never respond with,

I understand because that says I am under the standing of the officer. So instead say I comprehend. It's the knees. You have to worry about something like that. The craziest part about all this is thinking that every cop in America knows all of this. Yes, and they're just like, every cop in the United States is like, I am a British agent and I can't tell anyone, not even my family. Jesus Christ. The majority of policing comes down

to people just being retards. There's almost a million police officers in the United States. It's wild. I understand what you're saying, but it's like the cop out there on the road isn't going through these

mental gymnastics. It's like, hey dude, I just want to make sure you're safe on the road so you don't wreck into a family of four. He is not wrecking. That's it. That is fucking it. Hey, you were speeding.

What? He has never heard the word maritime in his life. He is not prepared for the argument he's about to get into. Imagine the kind of person... Tell me we're in a landlocked state. What are you talking about? We live in Indiana.

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Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the other thing with these guys connor lives probably you know you never hear these guys like just talking about their thing it is always in court or traffic stops because all of them are on their third dui or they're like they owe money to the state they're not paying back and can't pay back so it goes most of the time like if you watch a series of court appearances, it'll be like two normal appearances, and then the third one's like,

I, John, am, see, X, Y, son of Smith, hereby comprehend what you're saying and use my merit time ability, and the judge is like, here we go. It's starting. They got another one. I found the cheat code. Look, man, stop getting shithouse and driving your car that's all literally that's all drinking and driving that's it that's fucking it meanwhile the defendant up down left right left dude the number of like weird codes they have as well okay so for example like the bar the thing

that lawyers in the united states go up against. They say that, some, say that the bar stands for British something registry, British accreditation registry or something like that. So that is a secret code that for some reason is public that all lawyers are just extensions of Great Britain. In courtrooms where the American flag has the gold fringes around it, gold fringes are seen on the naval crest indicating that United

States courtrooms, American flags are just a piece of the Navy of Great Britain. And yeah, it just goes on and on. You're connecting dots. And reaching at this point. If you sign a piece of paper in red ink, that is a subtle reminder to the government because red ink is used to close business transactions that you do not support them and that you are instead signing to excommunicate yourself from them.

And the government is going to care. That's the craziest thing about it. It's not just the government's evil and hates me. It's the government's evil and hates me. But if i can say the right words the right way they'll give me 20 million dollars it's like what like the levels of delusion do they know somebody that is no okay that's the thing that's the thing someone who says they're like well my cousin got it no no this always comes from people who have had uh

they've had a guru talk to him so there's these gurus of the movement who of course sell self-help books and sell info online and it's always marketed to people who need help it's like hey you can't afford you know your court case or whatever well you're actually entitled to blah blah blah and then desperate people like try to say the words but they don't understand what they're saying and it always like that's the reason it always comes off it's like funny in courtrooms and stuff because they're just saying words that they have no idea how they connect where they go stuff like that they're like i heard a guy on youtube there's one video i saw which you may have seen it this guy gets pulled over by a cop and uh he's like talking to the cop out the

window and he's doing the whole like i comprehend uh i am i wasn't driving i was traveling or whatever and the cop actually knew what he was talking about. So the cop was like, can you step out of the vehicle for a minute? And like the guy gets out and he's like, look, I'm aware of the whole sovereign citizen saying, it's not real.

It's a false thing that's sold. I don't know what you've heard, but it's not real. And then the guy just goes quiet and goes, I'm sorry, man. I just read all of this online. I didn't know.

He's like, it's okay. You want to try this again? He goes, yeah. And it just happened. I didn't know. He's like, it's okay. You want to try this again? He goes, yeah. And we just have a normal interaction. That is like hilarious. That's a good cop.

He saved one. That's the good ending. Because normally where it ends is like you said, and out of the car. There's always guys who have a DUI who's like, I don't need a license. Oh, that's another thing. They're not driving. They're traveling. Because according to them, driving is an occupation. You only need a driver's license

if you are transporting people like a bus driver or if you're transporting goods like a truck driver. Otherwise, because in one early United States document, there's an article somewhere that says in the United States you have the freedom to travel as you would. So they're like, well, freedom of travel and I'm not driving, I'm traveling. that's where like that comes from meanwhile the cop is just like all right oh the thing you're asking about like the black nationalists and stuff like that yeah i was wondering because it's like if you're you understand a lot of those founding documents from like the 1600s aren't very friendly so So here's what you got to think, right? If the United

States became a corporation during the Civil War, then what did the 14th Amendment actually do? The 13th? The 13th is one that outlawed slavery. Oh, the 14th, the citizenship. The citizenship. Yeah, okay. So if it's a corporation now, then the 14th Amendment is

binding everyone who exists to that corporation. So the 14th amendment's a bad thing extra slavery so in some sovereign citizen circles the idea is there are two kinds of citizens there is i a lowercase c because they're big about cases and stuff lowercase c citizen that is uh just a human walking the earth then there's an uppercase capital C citizen that is a 14th Amendment citizen. In other words, property of the United States government. So they reject it because they don't. That sounds like a slur.

A 14th Amendment citizen sounds terrible. Okay, so the way where the black nationalist stuff comes in is because there was a group created in the 1930s in the U.S. called the Moorish Science Temple, which was an extension of... It was like an early prelude to the Nation of Islam, right? So you had people in the Moorish Science Temple who started to get these anti-government ideas, and then they started to pick up the sovereign citizen ideal of secret cheat codes and stuff. There was a document that was made, if I remember right, in 1786,

called the Moroccan Friendship Treaty that was signed between John Adams and Morocco. So I think you did a video on that. Yeah, okay. About the U.S. Navy being founded to fight pirates. Yes. The U.S., America's first peace treaty, actually. It's still recognized today. It is the longest existing uh treaty in the united states

we had 1786 and we've never had a war with morocco so we're still friends with them through all that right as it turns out it hasn't come up again so it turns out we haven't tried to find out uh but the more science simple one of their beliefs is that all um black people in the United States are actually descendants from an ancient forgotten group of Moroccan people. So therefore the Moroccan friendship treaty says the United States has good standing with Moroccan citizens, which applies to them. So therefore they don't have to abide by any laws in the United States. So a lot of them will say like, we don't have to abide by laws because of the Moroccan French Treaty of 1786. Diplomatic immunity for everything.

Oh, in that case, do what you want all the time. Exactly. Can I smash their windshields too? Yes, Cody. Thank Christ. Does that ever work? You never say. This is where it works.

It works when someone gets brought in on a traffic ticket or a dui or something like that and they because their favorite thing to do is paperwork they absolutely love like if someone has a problem with them they'll take out liens on their house because all these gurus also talk about how you can manipulate like government channels to get money or like seize money from other people file false tax documents against other people and stuff so someone gets pulled over by a cop uh and then they go they go to court for it and then the court and the police department and the cop get hammered with paperwork after paperwork after because they always want to represent themselves so they always get like stacks on top of stacks of like you know

um evidence request and stuff like that and it becomes so much of a headache that the county drops the case paper terrorism paper terrorism yeah that's the term for it so they will get to such a degree paper airplane thank you

you were doing so good you had like three minutes straight I was learning. I was proud of you for a second. Is that why you made me drive three blocks down the street to pick you up from school? Thank you, Dad. You have like the Moroccan friendship or not the Moroccan friendship. You have like these

people trying to do these tax liens against other people. So it works because there'll be so much of a headache. They'll get off of it. So those stories get circulated a lot. So people will like start to say them over and over. But then you have cases where like it's not just like a DUI or something like that. 1995, Terry Nichols, one of the guys who committed the oklahoma city

bombing he was a sovereign citizen that dude who drove an suv through the parade in wisconsin i think it was wisconsin a couple years back do you remember that the parade yeah killed six people i think six eight people something like that he was a sovereign citizen uh that guy also had a long history of mental illness and stuff that led up to it but But the whole time in court, he was doing it. Yeah. The whole time in court, he was doing the whole sovereign citizen thing of being like, I'm not, I'm not a 14th amendment citizen. I am, um, you know, I was not driving.

I was traveling like the whole nine. Yeah. Um, and he had a long history of mental illness. Yeah. Weird. Nobody harasses the car dealership. What? Guns. Guns. Oh, I see. I see. Okay. Nobody harasses the car dealership. What? Guns. Guns. Oh, I see. I see.

Goddamn. Thank you. You're catching all the jokes tonight. You're getting all of them. Okay, I got off the plane and drove here. I haven't had time to put my shell on to attach my guard. I'm a victim right now. So yeah, that's like the sovereign citizen thing. Those people are insane. It's weird. It's fucking wild. to attach my guard. I'm a victim right now.

That's like the Sovereign Citizen thing. Those people are insane. It's weird. It's fucking wild. So I can still smash the windows. You can smash the windows. Hell yeah. Kyrza, condense that next time. That was a lot of talking. You haven't been a cop for how long? Smash windows?

You still have the badge where you're like, oh, it says here i can smash your fucking window sir you drove over a child but i'm traveling you can't travel over children you can't do that either i have a right to freely travel it's it's funny whenever a judge knows what they're doing because like a lot of the time what happens is like you watch footage of it and the judge will be like sir i'm sorry i don't understand but if a judge like gets what's happening um they i saw this one video of a judge it was someone from court like uh zoom calling in about like their parole or whatever and uh the person who they were talking to is like i am not oh they'll always say

i'm not i'm not isaiah I am the representative of the estate of Isaiah or like the spokesperson on behalf of Isaiah. And so the person goes up to the judge and is like, I am the representative spokesperson on behalf of John Smith. Is Isaiah in the room with us now? Yeah, it is like as John Smith said before, he's like, no, sir, John Smith is a free living person. I am his representative acting on behalf of the state.

And he's like, all right, well, you're held without, no, he goes, all right. So smith is held without parole both his and he like he's writing it down both his spokesperson his estate his head of the state and he was like sir i'm not john smith he says well if you see him tell him he's in jail it's it's funny when they know what's happening and i think as info goes down people get more like aware of it but uh it it is very annoying but it's also very funny at the same time how insane the reasoning gets yeah fucking good wild yeah tomorrow's our big day you guys are putting on the range day oh yeah well we could say that now no that will be out by then. Trying to keep the OPSEC pretty clear on that one.

But uh... Location 2, 3, 4, 8... No, you'd be surprised the amount of vendors that are like, it's like an invite only private range day. Oh, I thought you meant like vendors. Vendors is a strong word for it. But... Yeah, the amount of like,

seriously, like vendors, anybody who were just like, can't wait to be at the range day tomorrow I see I see it's very public I thought you were just talking about crazy people with guns my bad so many take that down so many we're actually looking forward to

we have a bunch anyone that doesn't know this the range day is a whole bunch of content creators coming out Cody branded demo they put on an amazing show and then everyone gets to shoot a bunch of firearms and we usually shoot one that's how it goes yeah i think i shot one gun last year yeah that's about right yeah it's just it's networking like everybody's hanging out and whatnot the guns are just what brings everybody together just kind of cool yeah i'm mostly like i shoot a lot and stuff like that i train and do all that funsy.

So I'm more so excited to see friends hang out and stuff like that. But I'm also, like, I'll shoot a transferable. I like shooting transferables and whatnot. It's fun because you always gravitate toward the autistic guns where I'm like, yeah, you know what I am. We're just always trying to push the second amendment. And, like, we get a lot of comedians and celebrities and stuff down there who, you know, they say, we never shot a gun before. what would you like to see how professionals handle firearms and how fun it

is and it turns out to be such a good time everybody's being super safe we've got a ton of rsos like a ton of like industry people that just know what they're doing and it's cool to bring in people not only in the gun industry like all the the gun guys who like do shit like this all the time but also people that are influencers celebrities whatever from outside of the second amendment space and bring them in and show them like hey a you can make a living doing this like this is something we do this and we do the same job and we're just fine because a lot of these people are afraid to even say gun on their channel or publicly like hey you can do this like it's totally fine and on top of that like hey this is all of us hanging out around a ton of machine guns,

a ton of like shit that you've never even seen before. And everybody's safe and everybody has a good time. And I think that's a really cool message to bring to people too. Beautifully said. What are you looking forward to tomorrow? I love, I love the grease gun. Something about the fire rate of it is so satisfying.

So I want to shoot that. So I really want to shoot the eight, six. Yeah. They'll have that part of the fourth i'll be fun uh we know a guy we know a guy gay uh no but no it's uh it's uh well now round from what i've heard about i want to see it in person as like a nerd for like the ballistics of it and all that stuff it's like i want to see we see the hype right yeah um i remember when 300 blackout came out i was like all right who has one i need to i need to see this firsthand right that was also kevin who created that raise your hand yeah i'm not looking it doesn't count this is a grandizing hour i hate it it's terrible weird comparison choice um but yeah just that and of course full autos because i'm a child

yeah i can't help it we're gonna have the warthog out there tomorrow too oh sick nice we're bringing back the pencil mount yeah we had to make sure that we we locked it to where like there's no capability of anybody to flag the range just for safety reasons a lot of people who never shot machine guns before were like all right lock the traverse in every direction. You can shoot berm. Yeah. That's it.

Yeah, I think that's probably good. I mean, everyone I've seen is safe. Everyone who knows guns. It's just sometimes someone will walk up who's not familiar, and they'll get excited and stuff. But that's why the RSOs are there to be like, okay, all right, all right. Yeah, like the gentle pushes back towards the range. Make sure everything stays on the berm somewhere.

Yeah, yeah. It's usually after they dump a mag. That's when they're like, it's that excited turn towards your friends for a photo. I remember being a kid with my grandfather. I was like five and he gave me a pellet gun and I was too weak to cock it. So I would hand it back to him.

He'd break it over his knee, put the pellet in it, hand it back to him he'd break it over his knee put the pellet in and hand it back to me and I'd shoot and every time that I flagged him so I was like five he'd be like we have to wait now

you did it he was like you don't get it and I remember like crying one time I was like I'm sorry I didn't mean to not everyone had that experience so instead of a pellet gun straight up a dog

yeah Hunter you flagged me again you need to see how he reenacts that maybe his grandfather was alright maybe he was just teaching him a lesson he never forgot the lesson he never forgot, apparently didn't get it, maybe his grandfather

tried to kill him when he was a child John, I'm sorry about Doug. I have seen so many jokes about the ATF director thing. Just holding Doug. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't have him. What's this about you being ATF director? By the time this comes

out, this should probably be fine. That was not a thing I started. It wasn't a thing I even knew about. I woke up one morning and i found out so rfk jr had a website where he basically uh it was you know a for the people nominees kind of thing where it's like who would you like to see in which positions of government in the cabinet because there's a lot of positions that have to be filled and so he's kind of open sourcing it and seeing what the people think which i think is a great idea but of course my community uh immediately jumps on board and they make me the most voted for person on the entire website as director of the

atf and it would have stopped there it starts gaining a lot of traction i make a joking video kind of referencing it we use it as an opportunity to raise money for no kill dog shelters which i think is very funny all the merch and everything it's like we're using that to raise money for the dog shelters just as kind of like an extra like fuck the atf um i i can't really talk about a lot of the things that went into it but there were started to be there started to be a lot of calls from like mar-a-lago adjacent people about like it straight up like it got memed into existence and it was i i i'll say now like i doubt it's i've seen the memes where it's like this is what you get this is the atf is gay brandon herrera's in the atf like oh if a equals b then b equals c

but it was it was an honor to be i i don't think it's going to happen at least in that capacity like the senate confirmation hearings would be a nightmare especially that'll be so funny oh my gosh it was an honor to be considered as long as it was and i would love to have some sort of role because i really do have like i had the when it got pretty serious for a minute i had a straight up 100 day plan i'm like these are the 99 theses of everything. The ATF is fucked up and what I want to change. And to have any sort of advisor role and being able to say like, Hey, as an industry professional, these are the things that need to change. Do you think, I don't mean this to like put a bump in the wheel or anything.

Do you think that something like that would work? Or do you think you just get held up in like bureaucratic channels for, or assassinated or something i think it only works when everybody's on the same page um i have been watching who touches my drinks lately yeah well but like if you are if you're working with a very friendly like like-minded let's say director of the fbi like hash patel and you know uh the department of treasury you got a bunch of like people because those are the people you got to really work with on a situation like that when those people are like-minded and you have a,

you know, Republican controlled Congress, that would be a lot more gun friendly. You have a gun friendly president. Like that's, those are the situations where you can actually make some stuff happen. And for an opportunity like that, it's too important to say no in any capacity,

but even just a, even just a role where I can call the ATF director. Yeah. And say like, Hey, just to have that connection. Yeah. These are the things that some, because a lot of it is very obscure, like a lot of it's import export law and things like that,

that really just fuck over the gun industry. Does that magazine have an American made base plate? If not, I'll look at that. It's not nine 22 R. I mean, they just fucked over the bread. It's like that.

Yep. Yeah. Yep. I remember, uh, was it, was it the AA 12 that there was like semi-auto ones that they're like it actually could be full auto you can convert them too easily and they they

collected all of the aa12s in the country for being machine guns yeah even the legally registered machine guns i did not know about all the atfs like if you hit you think you hit the atf you don't enough there's a lot of cool guys guys that do some cool task force stuff and whatnot, but the organization in the bureaucratic side is the devil. I mean, Kevin's talked about that. I remember when I worked at a gun shop, there were two different ATF agents who showed up to do checks. One of them, she was really cool, and then the guy who showed up was like a nightmare.

And I remember him pulling out a ruler like on a on like a ar pistol just thinking to myself like this this is absurd just like it's wild um but yeah like i i don't i i don't mean to dissuade you if you were ever in a position where you can make things happen that would be incredible i am just so infinitely blackpilled yes about like official routes and channels and stuff like that that but if you if you could do something that would be very very cool i think it's one of those things where it's easy to get blackpilled and like the government's given us plenty of reasons to be so how far are we from waco literally it's a two-hour drive drive down the road but at the same time

if all the stars start aligning to be able to do some really great things don't be the roadblock it's kind of one of those if the door's there, the door's there which is why if there was any official capacity I could be involved in the unfuckening of that which ideally it's like the

dissolving of the organization is the end goal but in any capacity to be able to if nothing else just cripple it the way I described it to the way I described it to some very official people was look it takes a year to build a

house it takes about 10 minutes to burn it down i wonder why they didn't people i was talking to were on board that was probably the most reassuring thing is all of the people that were adjacent to the transition team were very much like the one person i basically told him like look if you just want another figurehead that's going to go along get along and basically just be the spokesman for a bunch of dumb i'm sorry like i got enough going on like i'm not your guy but if you want somebody that's going to tear shit down i'm not down to tear shit down they're like look at the other people they're choosing vivek ramaswamy elon musk cash patel like you're in some good company what um it's so who was the guy who was supposed to be at like a

couple years ago um uh david chipman david chipman was he actually at waco or is that just like a online story that got passed around so there was the photo of him that was like supposedly with a hunting rifle uh in like with the remains of waco i want to say that that was misinformation at one point but it was still very funny to meme on he was a piece of shit i was just gonna say it's insane that the proposed director has gone from that to you and like talk about a spectrum currently we have steven dedelbach who's not as bad like dedelbach's not as bad but he's not great he's not gun friendly by any means and to have like somebody made a comparison that i really love they're like why would you have a director of the faa who hates airplanes yeah doesn't make sense why would you

choose somebody to regulate something that hates the thing they're regulating yeah so yeah that's kind of fair i guess yeah it makes sense also just yeah fuck david chipman he looks like a lesbian gym coach audience loved it during the live shows that was literally i'm sure i'm sure they did i i can only imagine what the what the energy was those places the only time you'll ever hear our crowd chant atf i was like this is weird it was booming too also usa usa every time every five minutes was usa usa it was awesome big fan of connor's bit for that lighting up a cigarette on stage they get super upset then you love that yeah they were they were super big fans but connor gets declared the uh the official advisor for tobacco and then opens up with uh who wants to bring back smoking on airplanes?

And it's like a thunderous applause. A thousand people cheering for smoking on airplanes. Make babies cough again. Oh god. Buffalo who's like racism. They're like we need to leave.

The two brown guys on stage are like I made it a joke to get people to chant the most offensive thing I could think of so in Boston I got people to chant which you can't say on YouTube and then in Buffalo

I got them to chant racism so yeah you missed out on the show the word racism or chance that were? No. Okay, that's better. On the bars of cancellation, I'm just to the right of Cody. You're leaning over.

You're looking at the pool. He's your third devil. I'm getting a text from you. It's like, I can't make it next year. Oh, I'm sorry. I broke my leg next year. I apologize. The, I'm sorry. I broke my leg next year. I apologize. The unholy spirit.

It'll be like how guys got out of the draft shattering their lights and car doors. Brandon got chokeslammed through a table at Buffalo. That did happen. By who? Angry Cops. I thought you meant just a rando. No. I hate your YouTube.

Crowd goes wild oh that's me chuck slamming yeah they are screaming dude that is the entire hour and a half you need to come on one of our shows next time around i'd be down for i'd just be up there looking scared i think the whole time but that'd be a good vibe that'd be good once you get up we can sit next to each other we do that together okay the bigger venues honestly it's weird because like i feel less nerves in the bigger venues can't see that many people because like in the intimate ones like the first one we ever did here in san antonio it's like intimate where it's like there's still

like subtle lighting everywhere it's like 300 people but i could like spit on the first person very easily like it's just that no separation. Didn't help. That was our only venue where we had to walk through the crowd to get to the stage. And then you have Boston, where it's like, Cody, look, there's an entire new row of people up there. Third row. Fuck.

Yeah, that was like the third mezzanine. Wow. It was crazy. That's insane. Yeah, the second one didn't bother me, but as soon as the lights came on, I saw the third mezzanine. It was like, like oh there are so many more people here i'm gonna myself how many were those rooms 1100 seats sold out oh man that's insane it's the same place that joe rogan filmed is like i think strange times special for netflix wow it was a big venue and it was it was a lot of fun they call it the the wall of laughter because like

it's it looks like the whole wall three rows of people zoom in is like you're completely zoomed in right now yeah what and then you zoom out it's just what the heck that is wild yeah cody i'm so proud of you you didn't throw up or anything thanks man. I just shit myself. That'd be really wild if you actually did on stage. You shit yourself on stage? I just shit myself. I'm not going to tell anyone. Nope, you can't. Just stare into the third mess.

I'm still most proud on the very last Buffalo ever. You killed it every time. And then it was like, Cody, close this out on the last show. And you're like, hi, everyone. You're like, fuck! You got so mad at yourself, you nailed it every time until that last that's a very Cody response I think the only one

I'm glad you all had a good time it sounds like a lot of fun it was a blast do you think you're going to keep doing Creepcast live tours I'm certainly down for it I enjoy it Hunter has this awful and I'll talk about him because he's not here do it Hunter is like one of the funniest people I know if not the funniest Hunter has this awful, and I'll talk about him because he's not here. Hunter

is like one of the funniest people I know, if not the funniest. And he does not believe that. He's so like self-conscious about it all the time after the tour. He's like, oh no, I don't know if they liked it. I don't know if they liked it. I'm like, bro, they loved it. Everyone loved it. It was a great time and stuff. We say it all the time here.

He's one of the most naturally funny people I know. It makes me so mad how funny he is all the time like he's the dude's hilarious it pisses me off uh but um i would love to do one as soon as i can bully him into it i'm yeah i'm definitely down to do it because i had a ton of fun i enjoyed it being on the road and uh seeing everyone at shows and stuff like that i think it went well so yeah it was a good time uh well i want to see you guys on a big venue or just yeah just on a big venue because it is it's terrifying at first then you get used to it then after a while it just becomes that routine you build it and by the boss the big shows we fucking had it everyone had it locked in what we needed to do and even with buffalo we

changed everything that That was the... That show just moved to completely new pieces of comedy. We're like, bro, it's happening right now. I guess. Why is Rich bringing out folding tables? It was fun seeing Angry Cops in his element. He had the Bills Mafia there, and he brought out folding tables and was crashing people through them.

It was so fun. We rolled up in a decommissioned fire truck that was full of alcohol. I sent that photo to you. yeah that's right yeah yeah now also side note that fucking photo uh your reply was like i want to leave we will say hunter like i got that in our little chat and i started dying he does that all the time i'll just be talking about something and we're gonna be like man i've got the cyst on my leg and i'm like really bro and he's like yeah and it'll be a picture just full cheeks and then i won't answer for a minute he'll be like are you there

god bless her boy on that note cody you want to close out you beautiful son of a bitch bye everyone thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast. I was joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, our baby boy, Windigoon, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donald Operator. Thank you so much for watching our stuff. We love you. Windigoon, where do we find you? You find me at Windigoon here on YouTube and also Creepcast. And if you can spare a

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B-tier my ass. I like everyone there. We'll see you again. You don't know my name. We'll see you again. You don't know my name.