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Yeah, you wouldn't know about four million subscribers, would you?
I don't.
I can't wait to watch you guys fight.
It's this close, bro.
Look past it.
Look past the penises.
Welcome to Danny's.
We'll kill your kids.
Caleb is like, violently...
Autistic?
It was like a family on a picnic that got hit by one of those manless kite bombs.
Yeah, it's horrible.
I can see him holding it!
Like, I was f***ed!
Hey, are you upset you missed out on the live show tour?
Well, don't be, because we still have one show left to do.
Brandon, where is that show at?
Beautiful.
Las Vegas.
During what week?
During the week of SHOT Show.
So this will be our last show of the tour on January 20th at the Venetian Theater,
and this one will be a double feature with the Gundys.
So if you buy your ticket, it gets you access to both the Gundys and the unsubscribed live show.
Two tickets for the pricey's. So if you buy your ticket, it gets you access to both the Gundy's and the unsubscribed live show.
Two tickets for the price of one.
So come hang out, have a blast,
and then have a little SHOT Show experience too,
right, Brandon?
In fact, I would say the best part of SHOT Show.
The drinking and hanging out.
Literally, the only part we care for anymore.
So if you want to get the chance to hang out with some of your favorite people in the gun sphere
and also just have a fucking good time
and see one of our live shows,
go check out the tickets.
They're available down in the description.
Yay!
Come check us out.
This is going to be chaos, and I love it.
Probably.
It's the hosts versus guests.
I can be seen and not heard.
It's okay.
I'm scared.
Brandon's son, stop talking.
Okay.
Brandon's son.
We really do have like a Captain America Civil War.
Everyone on the count of three, ready?
Get that drink up.
Oh shit.
Three, two, one.
Sweet.
You gonna be donut this time?
I can.
You want me to be?
Yeah.
Be donut for me.
Why is it?
I don't know about that.
Hi everybody.
Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast.
Today we are joined by several of my good friends, Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician Nick,
my father, Brandon Herrera, me, my friend, OompaVille, also known as Caleb, and TikTok.
Don't I potty.
The Chinese spy.
The Chinese be TikTok here in the flesh.
Sorry, sorry.
Also my barber.
That's what it's going to be, TikTok barber.
I'm leaving.
It's alright, we've got you in the thumbnail already.
I just heard it.
She could lose all of our subscriber counts combined and never notice.
Ow. Ow.
Yeah.
So anyway, here with some friends.
I already had my episode.
I feel like I'm a pirate.
I'm intruding.
So Eli, someone take over so I can talk to you.
I'm scared.
Yeah.
Everyone's here for the range day.
Brandon and Cody and Matt put on a fantastic range day.
No one died.
That's the only thing I care about. Everybody had a good time
and more importantly, nobody got shot.
Next year.
I see this as an absolute win.
It was a fantastic time. Thank you all very much.
It was awesome. Very well done.
Every time I meet new people, get to hang out with cool guys.
I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.
I do it for you.
In the flyer, we're like, man, 80 million subscribers
across all channels. Chris
takes up 95%.
But I'm just the TikTok barber.
Call me Chris.
Because you
needed an introduction.
It's been so long.
I'm not even here. when were we here last time
January 3rd
was it January it's been almost a year
oddly specific if he nailed that date
I'm going to be shocked
we drove in the second
it was the third
damn
my son also has that super
you just converse way better
it is 4 hours and 13 minutes to drive there daddy
I'm like cool
dope my son
I don't remember asking
how many of you guys got in yesterday
or two days ago
and then did you have a blast
yeah
huge firearm
I love guns
there's guns everywhere
actually when we first met
I cleaned them up
before she came over for the first time
presentation guns
I put some smaller more. How are these locked
in the upper press?
I put some smaller,
more fun looking ones.
Like I have a little,
a little Beretta Bobcat
with a little suppressor on it.
I left that out.
It's funny.
Yeah.
It's funny.
I was just a mere
little Canadian coming down.
Exactly.
And then,
oh, guns.
Oh, guns there.
That's crazy.
But then I,
you know,
I kind of felt it out
for the first little bit
and then I was like,
okay, she's cool.
And then he showed me his closet.
And then I showed him my room your pleasure room
my pleasure room my cedar room it's full of guns how was that the first time it was crazy I thought it was like that's where all the guns in America were maybe is this legal that's the first time I talked to you was when you walked into his factory.
Yeah.
And like, she was just like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck is happening?
I need a shower before going back to Canada or I'm going to get arrested.
Yeah.
I need my Kevlar cardigan.
Yeah.
It was, yeah, it's crazy.
But now I'm used to them.
I'm used to them now.
You've been, you here. How long ago?
April April grass will be are you American yet or is it in the process of green card?
Soon it will be process
Eli do you have your green card yet? I am about to get it. Okay. Awesome. I still have to do another tour and then yeah
Oh, hey, we made we did
the reverse oreo thing again anyways yeah we got you guys moved down yeah i wanted to talk about
well how is it now like to living down here in texas you got like you just got thrown into the
mix oh yeah no it's great it's great i feel free i feel freedom mm-hmm basking in it constantly no it's actually crazy and like all the tax shit
it's great the X yeah you have to deal with the process are you process the
frat oh I hate it process I'm still going through that I'm still gonna pay
much money to Canada until I can officially. Process. I'm still going through that. I'm still going to pay a bunch of money to Canada
until I can officially be American.
But I'll reap the
reward soon, which will be great.
How mad does that make you?
On your side, were you like,
you've already paid taxes on that. Now you have to pay more
taxes on the taxes?
Because it is 40...
There's a lot.
Well, we have an idea.
What I'm trying to get her to do, and her tax team
is not a big fan of this, is
and I've actually sought this around with a couple
local money guys, a couple
moguls.
We're going to get her to go back to Canada
and we're going to get her to liquidate all our assets.
She just sold a house up there.
Liquidate all the assets, take all our liquid money,
buy gold, and all our liquid money, buy gold.
And then put it on, wear it.
And then cross the border.
And then never go back.
And then do that a lot though.
You're gonna have to do a lot of squats and farmer's carries to prep for that.
Gold, you know, gold, things like gold.
Yeah.
I figured it might work.
You're just walking through. I figured it might work. You're just walking through.
I figured it might work.
I figured.
I think.
You're like the wife of some white collar criminal that like goes to the airport with
18 watches on the other side.
What's the time?
Yeah.
Only, only it's Caleb.
Caleb's the wife.
Yeah.
He has gold duct tape to his chest.
How does it feel to be a trophy husband?
This is how we do it in Virginia.
Trophy husband.
Walks across the border covered in gold.
I need to claim asylum.
Yeah.
Don't tell anyone, but Justin Trudeau
kind of wants my shit.
Governor Trudeau. Governor Trudeau. Yeah justin trudeau kind of wants my shit governor trudeau governor trudeau
yeah it's a bitch it's a transition but hey but now you're down here living the dream
yep fucking loving it truly everything's so much cheaper down here too like just food
and everything it's crazy housing's great housing just proper around yep that's crazy. Housing is great. Housing, just all around.
Yep.
That's crazy.
Yep.
It's great.
Going on to you.
You had a crazy month.
You've had the video game launch, your candy's still crushing it, but then the Mr. Beast interview.
My brain is broken because I heard you say, candy crushing it, and I'm like, Amogus, candy crush.
I'm like, I need to be put down.
That sentence was candy crush Mr. Beast, completely unreadable.
That sentence would kill a Victorian child.
That's true.
How was that?
How much prep did you go into? I'm not a big prep guy to be honest
same i like winging it uh or like whatever i can fit in sort of like a day is what i'll do and then
i try not to think about the next step because if i do i just get super stressed out even more so
um and yeah it was just a lot pretty much so short notice it lot. It was so short notice. It was also, everything was so short notice.
Same day.
Even if I wanted to prep, there was like not a lot of, the game was like a lot of prep.
That was, I've been working on that for like a year basically.
And then the candy stuff obviously takes up a lot of time.
But the Beast interview was like last minute.
Hours.
Did he reach out to you or did you reach out to him?
Yes.
Initially he reached out to me.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah.
And then you knew when he was flying in essentially?
Yeah.
So the morning of, he told me that he might come in the day, that evening, and then called
me as he was boarding a flight like a couple hours later.
Yeah.
So I didn't know if he was going to come that day or not.
That's power.
Oh, yeah.
And then wait till you hear this.
We live in central Texas. Yeah. the nearest airport's two hours away he lands and i'm like we got two hours he shows up in 15 minutes so he landed at like a local he
flew to a fucking private like a small airport because he has a private jet yeah allegedly and
then he had there's a joke i heard uh have you heard the name of his jet? Internally. I'm pretty sure I can make this joke.
Pretty sure.
They've got bigger things to worry about.
They used to call it Mr. Beast and 10 others.
Because if it ever went down, that's the only thing anybody would know.
Mr. Beast and 10 others.
Yeah, no names other than that was going on.
That's pretty good.
That's real.
Oh. No. Oh, it's so sad. That is funny. That is the way the world works.
It is.
That's real.
That's what I said.
It was also on the podcast tour where I was like,
oh yeah, let me see.
Donut Operator and 92 others.
Speaking of how the world works,
at the bar last night you told me a story of buying your house and how you got it
in a way the world's not supposed to work.
Theft?
Basically.
Basically.
Legal theft, basically.
Unfair. I still feel indebted.
So I have a really awesome house and I shouldn't have a really awesome house.
And the way that I got a really awesome house was that I was going to buy a normal house
well within my means.
And I put an offer in on this insane house because I knew the guy was going through a situation, a divorce, if you will.
And I was like, this could, you know, this could be potentially interesting. This is like, and I
had no idea who the guy was, whatever. And I'm looking at other houses. I go and see that house.
It's crazy. I'm like, all right, I'll put an offer in. But with the caveat, I told my realtor that,
you know, I don't mean this as disrespect, but this is what I'm comfortable paying for this place. I know it's worth substantially more. I know that it's a steal. Uh, and like, you know,
I don't really care if it's, if it's a, if it's a no, I totally understand. Or like if there's a
renegotiation or whatever, this is what I can pay. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And like, it's not out of
disrespect just to be clear. Um, and we accepted the offer and the reason was to so his wife got less money in the divorce
i got so lucky i got so lucky just what was like the proportion of like if he was asking
100 what percentage did you offer um i would say probably if you're talking about build price,
maybe 18%.
Oh my god.
If you're talking about realistic
market value in the area,
all things considered. At the time? At the time,
47%.
But still,
this house
is huge. It's ridiculous.
It's insane. If you brought the price, you'd be like, what?
Yeah, it's crazy.
And it's like a steal.
That's the kind of guy that's like, I can always build more shit.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
He's like a very well-off.
I can buy another house.
I can never buy a house like that.
He's also a genius.
Yeah.
He's also a genius.
And just so cool. And I've kept in contact with him like I was worried
that it would be seen as like this massive thing
of disrespect but in reality
I was just like I don't fucking care
it's just a house just say no I'll be fine
do you got any more wives you want to break off with?
yeah
he's really cool though he's a very good dude
I'm still in contact with him he's
that's awesome
I'd So you are
He's interesting if he has any more divorces, yeah, I know I'm waiting it's gonna be a search function on that woman by chance
I'd be really convenient
Just no dating property
Yeah, we'll take the offer you like
Well, yeah, what was that like when your realtor messaged you or called you i was like he accepted
i was pretty surprised to be honest and then i was like what's the property tax is gonna be
because it's like a big house yeah uh but it's still so reasonable i mean it doesn't make sense
to sell it or get rid of it yeah he took me to see the house the first time and I remember being like this is stupid
It told me how much you paid for it. I'm like I hate you
We don't even live there now. Yeah, that's the part that we live in a different house
It's just kind of sitting there now. We're trying to figure out what to do. What about second house? Yeah
second house
Yeah, that was another thing is I'm really I only offered I only offered it because I had people living with me at the time.
It only makes sense if you have five people that want to live in one spot.
Because it's laid out like a compound.
It's like a gigantic compound.
It's shaped like a dick, too.
It is.
That's convenient.
It's actually shaped like a penis.
It is.
Did you tell them about the mural?
Oh, yeah. Actually, I feel like I should probably show you tell them about the mural? Oh yeah.
Actually, I feel like I should probably show you guys that.
Yeah, probably.
See if I can find it really quickly. I posted it on Facebook.
I love putting Chris in
podcast interviews and be like, well tell them about the penis wall.
Yeah, I don't care.
Oh, there's a legit mural.
I lived it. Oh, it's a penis wall.
Yeah, I had to go in that house for the first time I ever met him
and he's like, this is my penis mural. And I was like, I had to go in that house for the first time I ever met him and he's like This is my penis mural and I was like good thing you hit all the guys
Context of this
picture I
thought it'd be funny to post a picture
of me with some kind of material thing and flex and just be like, I'm so blessed. You
know, like that type of photo.
So he's wearing my merch.
I'm wearing her merch.
Oh wow.
Feeling and looking blessed.
Those are actual.
Those are dripping decks.
That is.
That's a Baroque.
Is it weird to say that that's tasteful?
It is!
It is tasteful. I'm an artist an artist I paint so I actually was like
this is really well done
I appreciate it
as far as dick walls go
there's a white and a black dick
with balls and wings
and wings
and dripping
but as part of a landscape
they look sad. Yeah
If I saw that on the wall of an Asian restaurant, I would never take a seat. Yeah with a fish tank
Oh, yeah, normal never thing right? Yeah fits right in
You have to send it to you guys can all add me as a friend on Facebook. That's where that photo lives.
I can send it to you.
Cut the cock out.
Pixelate them.
I'm just like,
how do you explain when you put your guns up and they're like, ah, my penis wall.
Honestly, I'm just like,
check this out.
And then you just explained the lore.
Then it worked.
Have you explained on the podcast you two met?
Yeah, I think so.
The last one.
The last one, huh?
Do farmers only?
Yeah, Christians only.
Yeah, Christians only.
Christian Mingle.
Yeah, that's funny.
Yeah, Craigslist classifieds.
Yeah, that's more accurate.
It was a mail order website.
Use AIMEN for Asia, but Canada close enough.
Canadian refugees. Canadian refugees.
Snow Mexicans.
Snow Mexicans.
That's what I was going through.
She was in front of the mural like,
tax money, tax money, tax money.
Look past it.
It was interesting though we uh i messaged her when she followed me and i immediately was like what's up like five minutes later like the moment
i'm not one for a lot of people they uh they like to they play this game of like you gotta let it
sit you gotta let it sit or whatever i don't do that at all it was like so refreshing i don't
really care yeah you know they showed me the DMs it's so funny cuz she's like
he's like hi and she's like oh I like your stuff and he's like fly down messages in between. Maybe three. And a Pete pic. And a Pete pic, yeah.
Fly down your feet.
Ha! What is going on right now? One with the sock, one without.
For reference.
It was like buying a horse. Let me check
the teeth.
Exactly.
Left foot?
Do you need a place to live?
Exactly, yeah.
I know I'm a really good tax guy let's get this gold idea tell me more tell me more mustache
and i moved down within like no time like for real and that's not like me at all you
have to pay for your own health care now right you have to pay for your own health care now
dude it's not even a thing up there it's all it's a con i've never actually got to talk to
somebody that's like has i've just heard like heard opinions from people that are anonymous
on the internet like is it shitty if i I need an MRI, I've got to wait
10 months to get it.
Have you considered s***?
Heavily. It's legal.
The sincerity
in your eyes was
alarming. Sorry, I had a lot of flashbacks.
It was like a Rolodex.
Give her one of your purple
hearts.
Is that one of your...
It's okay, I'll just have this purple white cloth instead
10 months is the VA
that is on par
that other one was funded by the government
weird
if you want to go into the ER
I've broken like 13 bones
but every time I did
I would have to wait almost a day
or even to the next day to see
a doctor to see a doctor because there's people going in there for the like a cold because you
can't because it doesn't cost money so it's like it's flawed in a lot of ways and if you get other
if you do anything private you still have to pay for it so how do you break 13 bones i was reckless
reckless yeah she was very reckless.
Reckless child.
Extremely reckless.
I would, like, surf on top of golf carts and, like, go really fast downhills on skateboards
and stuff.
If we ever have a child, it will be...
Fucked.
Need to...
It will need a padded...
It literally will need a padded...
It will.
It will.
Yeah.
I just won't tell them about those stories until they're older.
The child?
Yeah.
Well, it's, like, genetic. Oh. Yeah. It's like the tell them about those stories until they're older. The child? Yeah. Well, it's like genetic.
Oh. Yeah. It's like the rabbits and the hawk.
Yeah, but I'll be there with him or her
to help them not make the same mistakes
I did.
What?
Too much assumed knowledge.
I told her about it.
We've talked about this a lot.
Nature is more dominant than
nurture. I like his explanation.
I've told her.
Yeah, she knows.
She don't need to know.
We're talking on a podcast.
I feel like it was like the hawk.
There's like a study.
There's a study about rabbits and hawks.
They were,
I forget how it goes from top to bottom,
but at some point,
the rabbits were not afraid of hawks.
Then a hawk killed one. And then then from then on the generations that never even were
exposed to a hawk say 18 generations went by they showed a hawk fly over and
they had the same reaction so it's like epigenetics yeah that was a gross
paraphrasing I'm sure it's different but that's the general idea so you two
trying to harm yourself as children you
think that takes 18 generations to breathe out i think it's uh i think it's irrelevant that's how
long it takes the child's gonna hurt himself all right yeah 18 rabid generations might be different
you know it's true yeah i think he's saying that their kids will be fine in the year 2587. Solid gene.
I'm fine.
Me, I'm fine.
Only three concussions,
13 broken bones,
many sprains and tears. You're getting less. It was 14 a minute ago.
No, I corrected my...
It was 13.
She's healing.
She's healed some.
Some hairline still.
It's the Canadian healthcare system.
15 broken bones.
How can you handle 14 broken bones?
We'll need to schedule out for those 13 broken bones.
I've been brainwashed.
But yeah, we'll be fine.
Canada's awesome though.
You do love Canada.
No, I love Canada.
There's a lot of...
It's beautiful.
British Columbia is like the most beautiful place in the world.
I've been to a lot of places and it's, but Texas has its charm.
Like it has like, like the sunsets and.
I mean, I'm excited to go to Canada.
She's, she's, she's spoken very highly of it.
Obviously.
Have you never been?
I've never been.
Okay.
I don't have a passport.
He doesn't.
Yeah.
He doesn't have a passport.
I just had to get one.
Yeah.
That's such a crazy concept for a Canadian.
Cause we go, we always go to the States, but go around the world.
Snowbirds.
But so many Americans, especially in the South, they don't have passports.
Passports.
And that's really weird.
They don't.
We got everything.
What do we need?
I get it.
Like, I understand, because I came across to come to the States all the time, because there's a lot to do here.
Whereas in Canada, you got that, like, bottom third that's livable it's like 60 and you can't go up only for like like a camping or
hunting or something and then when when we went to buffalo uh in like new york we were like five
miles from the canadian border yeah that's where uncle dijon literally walked across to come to
our show he walked across the bridge no way yeah like seven degree weather was while it's snowing
that's really funny my thought was like this is right right up on Canada at the warmest part of Canada.
Yes.
Yes.
It's cold.
How the fuck do you guys live there?
Yeah.
It's really cold.
Like, it'll be so nice not to shovel snow for months.
Like, it's beautiful to look at.
I love snow.
But we have, you know, wake up really early in the morning to get out to still go to school
because we don't get snowed out of school unless it's like insane so yeah i like four seasons but
it's been sweet living down here and honestly like i get like depression like like season
the sun absolutely real because i already suffered suffered with, but my God, does it help to be in the sun?
It's crazy.
There's a statistic like Washington has the highest
because of the 280 days of rain.
And even just having your windows open.
Just having your windows open and the sun being there,
it's so much better.
Even from Virginia, it's just the sun,
the sky is just so much larger. You from Virginia. It's just the sun, the sky is so much larger.
You're just exposed to light more.
How come all the brighter places
don't have bad taxes?
People are happier.
They don't feel the need to impose
their evil will on their representatives.
More vitamin D.
Everyone's all alone.
Oh, you cured everything!
So when you did your
go back to Mr. Beast, you did Mr. Beast
you had two hours to prep apparently.
So
yeah, I mean, so he
he came, I forget exactly what time
it was. I haven't thought about it a lot.
It was your game launch day.
It was the game launch day.
Game announcement day. your game launch day. It was the game launch day. No, it was the demo launch day.
Game announcement day,
demo launch day. I had left his
house less than 24 hours before.
We were filming for a week before that as well.
We spent like five days, I think, hanging out
filming, stuff like that. Behind on work.
I leave, he's like, I launched
the game, and then he's got a few hours.
Yes.
And I just made the commitment to
like I had a list of questions and stuff I'm just like all right what am I gonna do say no of course
not yeah yeah I need more time Mr. Beast yeah we're doing this thanks you're fucking loaded up
oh he's here already okay that included setting up the cameras and everything like we had to like
set everything up yeah yeah and he got there at like 9 p.m i think somewhere in there 8 30 or 9 or 9 and then they filmed till like 11 something
like that and then we yeah i don't know and he was over till like like two or three in the morning
and then he fucking flew away into the cover of darkness away the smoke bomb just yeah it was
crazy he had a driver and the driver was like nine feet tall and bald.
Fucking.
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He hires Cryptid.
What the fuck?
Did Mr. Beast just got picked up by the judge?
That's fucking wild. It was crazy, though.
Oh, no.
Chris Tyson?
You can't say that.
You can totally say that.
It's like a father-son joke or whatever.
Maybe it made the connection at the same point in time.
Oh no. It's a character from Blood Meridian.
Oh, I know the judge.
Eli knows, he's just being nice right now.
Great villain.
Yeah, Mr. Beast walked out of the house, took off his shirt and his bat wings came out.
Great villain. Little.
The judge. Great villain. A little bit, yeah.
The judge.
The judge. The judge.
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The judge. multiple things with him i i've actually i i've mentioned it a few times on the podcast i don't know if you knew this but like i did a bunch of stuff with him like starting back in like 2019
and then um like the canon videos and stuff like that and a little couple behind the scenes
stuff like some made it to youtube some didn't but about it always had a good relationship with
his team and they've always been really good to me and like i've never had an issue with them
um but i feel like jimmy's priorities he's very much buried into how do I make this the best thing it can be?
How do I make the best product?
How do I grow the best?
And then I feel like all the PR stuff that happens and all the people that watch it up left and right are just like an annoyance to him.
It's like, damn it.
Why are you, why are you with my vision of what this can be?
That's exactly. Yeah. His, his pillars of the things like the,
just a quick read would be that I got from doing the interview would be his
pillars of like what he cares for and understands and like genuinely
prioritizes and would even consider there being something wrong or whatever
are going to be things that are within his control.
100% data,
YouTube thumbnail.
That's what he cares about.
Like obsessively,
obsessively,
like his,
all of his pillars,
like up into,
even to his morals,
potentially,
you know,
all of that stuff is just,
just cordoned off into one,
just YouTube hyper-focused thing.
Which he's really good at.
Yes.
He's just a guy.
Clearly.
Like people forget he's just a guy.
He literally is just a guy.
A younger,
a younger guy that is running,
not a small team.
You are known more than A-list celebrities at that point.
And then you have all, everyone wants you to fail no matter where you, the bigger you are, that's what they want.
So it's like us, we'll have like our coworkers or employees, but then it starts branching out, especially at that size.
Yeah, you lose control over stuff, which he, I mean, took the blame for a lot of the stuff.
You know, it is under his company, so fair enough.
Yeah, and I think, I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, of course, if you're, I kept saying that he was the guy.
So it's like, if any, you should just expect that.
Like, if you are naive enough to believe that you are not going to be criticized massively for everything you do,
and when you're at that level, then you deserve more criticism.
You're going to have to get used to PR. Like, you are the guy with everything to gain everything to lose so like you deserve to be criticized maximally you have to be transparent with
everything the second you do you're like i cured a thousand blind people and the internet's like
fuck you dog you're like okay okay this is a new yeah i'm here that's why christ because i tried
to help people or x y and z and like oh people just hate you this is a new. Yeah. That's why I cried because I tried to help people or X, Y, and Z.
Oh, people just hate you to hate a lot of the time.
And that's like, we're not meant to handle that either as people.
And he, I don't think he was, he was used to it either.
Cause he has just, just gotten praise, praise, praise, praise, praise.
And then he got to this point where people were like, and it came kind of during the philanthropy stuff, which is interesting.
Like all the hate and stuff.
Yeah, well, I mean,
a lot of it started before that as well,
but the philanthropy,
like he said in the video
that he was convinced
if he didn't do as much of his,
if he did less philanthropy,
he would get less hate,
which is very ironic.
He said he was convinced
that if he did less philanthropy,
he would get less hate.
He gets a lot of his,
like people are, you know, Because he's pedestalling himself.
He's making himself the moral arbiter
whether or not he wants to be that guy.
To me it makes sense.
If I was him, I would expect
even more criticism.
And hopefully
critical thought wins in the end.
Wow.
It might.
If he really... The critical thought wins in the end, but it's not, it might, it might, you know, you know, if he, if he really, if he, the, the critical thought, you know, it's like the amount of people that
are mad are very small amount of people, right? Yeah. So it's, it's always a vocal minority of
people that want to tear people down. Yeah. And, but even then there is, I would say that,
that the people who want to tear people down, there's always almost some level of truth to it.
And it's like, that's how you grow,
is by acknowledging the level of truth,
even if it's difficult to see.
Because your instinct is to not want to be.
I'm fine.
I don't do your shit.
Out of curiosity, because this is leading somewhere,
do you guys read any of your comments?
Do you read?
I do, yes.
I do, a lot.
I always know, I was just going to say,
I can't remember the last comment I read.
Really? Okay.
I don't think so.
I find that there's two different philosophies where people either read all their comments or they fucking read none of it.
Even though I've known that it's bad for mental health for a lot of reasons, I try to read a lot because I try to figure out, even if I think you're wrong and I don't agree with your take, I want to know what that perception is.
Yeah.
Cause I want to know like, if you hate me, why?
Yeah.
I think it's invaluable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's market research right there.
It is.
I hate to put it that way, but like.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
It's certainly smart to, I think my issue is sometimes I get a bit too in my head about
it.
Yeah.
A bit like all, like every now and then you'll scroll and you'll see one.
It's like, I hate you.
I hope you don't.
It's like, wow. Great. Critical feedback. Thank you. Yeah. A bit like all like every now and then you'll scroll and you'll see one it's like I hate you I hope you don't. It's like wow
great critical
feedback.
Thank you.
Yeah.
But then like
I do that
sometimes.
I do too.
Yeah.
That's funny.
And then he's
going to shit
on you for the
next two years.
He only answers
like the people
that are like
no he's like
thank you.
It was really
funny with Mr.
B stuff.
Anyone who was
like like mean to
you on Twitter you would reply with a picture of you just as an old man. Beast stuff. Anyone who was like mean to you on Twitter,
you would reply with a picture of you just as an old man.
Just stressed.
I'm so sorry.
I literally...
I'm sorry.
Your old man bit is so funny.
That is so funny.
They didn't think it was funny. Because a lot of the criticism of the Mr. Beast thing...
They're gonna get it.
A lot of the... So the video has like, I think it's 96% like to dislike ratio.
So it's still really good.
You know, like to dislike.
And the people who are commenting negatively are most likely hitting the like.
You hit the like before you comment, generally speaking.
It's like because you're compelled to comment something.
And like that level of being compelled to do that, there's a few steps in
between. So it was received overall well, but most of the criticism, most of it, genuinely most of it,
I feel like was valid. So when people were criticizing me, I was like, well, there's
nothing I can even say to this. Like, you're right. What was the, what am I supposed to say?
What was the criticism you think was valid? That I didn't, that it was unprepared. Okay. Yeah. I would say that that's perfectly valid, unprepared or underprepared.
You had two hours weird. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense as to why, but that is still valid criticism.
It is, but it is that weird part. Cause you also, it was like, Oh, well you didn't like,
you weren't hard enough on it during the interview which is like you get to
choose how you want to interview people and i think a lot of people forget that it's like
these are the creators over here we are providing this to entertain and also because we like to do
it but also everyone's going to have a different style to approach it and i mean i would never
we've never been hard on anyone no and so we're not even sometimes they deserve it we bully but it's
there's also a thing that people don't understand online when they comment stuff like that where
it's like all right if you're it's very different to leave comments on something
like these are my criticisms of that person it's a different thing to look someone in the
fucking eye yes it's totally different completely different we have a non-confrontational most
people do anyway like a little bit of like a non-confrontational, most people do anyway,
like a little bit of like a non-confrontational vibe where it's like,
all right,
I want to press you,
but I don't want to start a fight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think,
I think that's valid.
And I think that,
um,
I mean,
that's generally how I approach things.
I do wish that I would have asked more questions as well for talking,
you know,
more,
more valid criticism.
I missed some questions,
but I called him the next day because there were some that I missed.
If I could do it again,
if I didn't have the context that I have now
and I had more time to prepare,
I can't promise that it would be any better, to be honest.
Just because I don't think I would have
approached it much differently.
But knowing now,
I have a lot of cards
that I could play now for interviews that I've learned literally from the criticism.
So, yeah, it was no negatives whatsoever.
It was awesome.
All around positive.
He's being way too humble.
I'm very proud of him as a friend just because that was like the YouTube event for a long time.
And it's like he had the opportunity for it.
He had a couple hours and he was like, bring it on.
Yeah.
I was more stressed than him, I feel like.
Dude, they have the level of stress to be like, hi, you know this giant thing Mr. Beast hasn't talked about ever?
Hey, you got the spotlight, my friend.
Yeah.
You're talking about one of the biggest internet events, period, of one of the most famous people on earth.
You have less than a Marvel movie to prepare.
Yeah.
No, like.
Yeah.
Starting now.
What was weird? It was weird because I wasn't really nervous for it much. famous people on earth, you have less than a Marvel movie to prepare. Yeah. No, like. Yeah. Starting now.
What was weird?
It was weird because I wasn't really nervous for it much.
Like, I was excited more than anything, which is odd because I'm, like, a.
I mean, up until pretty much this year, I feel like I've been the most just anxious person.
And, like, I haven't done a lot of things because of it.
And I've just, like, lived my life in a way that I wouldn't consider to be optimum in
some senses. What do you think changed? I don't know. It's in a way that I wouldn't consider to be optimum in some senses.
What do you think changed? I don't know.
It's hard to tell.
She's helped. She's helped. Like absolutely.
Never mind.
As you were the bright knuckle in her leg.
Yeah.
She's like pocket ginger.
I don't know. I don't know what did it.
Yeah, actually.
My pocket ginger really helps.
I have something to do with it, though.
I seriously thought that was a bit the first time you did it.
No, it's not.
People keep thinking that.
You don't have to know.
It's literally, he gnaws on ginger.
I do, really.
I gnaw ginger.
Look, it's fresh, too.
And now I'm totally into it, too.
I mean, it helps a lot.
Sure.
What?
With what?
Gnaws you.
Like, because we both have bad stomachs, so if you just take a little notch off it.
A little nip.
I'll take a little bit of ginger.
Yeah, we should all take a little
nip of ginger.
I will say on that point,
for the time he had and everything, he did a
phenomenal job. I appreciate that, Isaiah.
It was like, being there
and watching it, it was
so stressful. She was texting us as it was so stressful. She was texting
us as it was going on.
I was, yeah. She was like help, help, help.
But it's hard too because I feel like
he knew this but a lot of people that were gonna
tune in and watch that
didn't maybe necessarily know
Caleb and he's
a jokester. He jokes in every other
sentence so I think it
was hard for him
because he wanted to just be himself
and joke around.
So it came off,
I feel like, because I know him so well,
and I think it came off as that he was just
Wake you up.
That's like a mouth
smelling salt.
He was restricted.
I had one instant regret because after it I was like, oh oh fuck this feels like I was unprepared and I wasn't trying to be
Funny yeah, at least
Should at least try to be more funny because there were so many things where he would say something I was like, I watched him implode from inside.
Every time I was like, and there's, oh no, he can't.
He can't choke because this is supposed to be serious.
Screams internally.
So like he has to push back everything that he's ever been.
He couldn't take the jam out.
He's out.
Oh shit.
It was a little too much too quick.
I started chewing.
No, it's a lot yeah, and you got
Your one go ahead this one is half the size what he did
Three days money he's got ginger money
Receipt paper for BPAs microplastics. Do I swallow this or just chew?
Spicy stew on it. Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine. I'm fine
I chewed mine all the way up. I do a bite and then lip biting them lip. Mm-hmm. I love it I just chew it. I'm used to it now. Yeah, I'm so you wake me up makes me salivate and then I love to drink spicy
Dr. pepper immediately after it is a cake yeah no you know what kind of
doctor dr. pepper is this is a good this is a good match to the physician same All right. Guess I know that now.
Same kind as Dr. Phil.
But yeah, it was cool, though.
It was an interesting moment.
Dude, that's, I mean, that is, I was super proud.
I think we talked like the day before, and you're like, oh, fuck, this is how, or I just did this.
I was like, congrats, man.
That's wild.
Yeah, it was unexpected.
Especially after you're launching your video game.
Yeah, that was way more important to me.
Because I'm also very much so just very good at prioritizing things from like a meaning perspective.
When I'm spending time on and how into it I'm getting and like how much apathy I'm approaching it with. Whenever I get into a new project or do something, there's always a certain level of just armor I go into it up with
to prevent myself from being stressed.
So that could be why I'm less anxious
is I've gotten really good at that over the last year.
But with the YouTube stuff, what would you mean?
I'm still stressed all the time.
I mean, I'm still stressed.
I'm just not having a panic attack.
No, I was saying that I haven't helped you do stress. That's what I was saying. Oh, no, yeah, yeah. Not me. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, wait the time. I mean, I'm still stressed. I'm just not having a panic attack. No, I was saying that I haven't helped you do stress.
That's what I was saying.
Oh, no, yeah, yeah.
Not me.
That's what it's in.
It's in.
It's in.
Ginger flavor is in.
I'm just a pilot.
I feel like I chewed a Zin.
I feel like that's what I was doing.
It wakes you up.
You're like, there are a few times, not to take it off what you were talking about,
Ginger.
You're good.
There are a few times where I'd be tired, so he's like, try this.
And it's like, I've got another three hours in me right now.
Let's go.
That's straight up. I can't think of a better comparison me right now. Let's go. That's straight up.
I can't think of a better comparison.
That's an oral smelling salt.
That's fucking good.
I love it so much.
It's like, dude, 32, 17, once they started talking about ginger, loved it.
I wish I could relay to the audience a 4D experience.
My God.
Go to your local grocery store, get some raw ginger.
Get organic.
Get organic. And the smaller the root, the better.
Yeah. The denser the skin,
the smaller the root. Yeah.
That's what I tell her.
I know.
Someone would be able to pull something out of that.
Yeah. But I was really upset. Back to the...
What were we talking about?
I'm so sorry. The Mr. Beast time you had to prepare the game coming out again coming out
Oh, yeah approaching like the game thing is just so meaningful and so cool and so much fun
And then YouTube videos are YouTube videos. Yeah, you know
Yeah, and which is cool because you have an infrastructure like I could just tell from like conversations
We've had and also like you can tell like from creator to creator
Like you have an infrastructure for the YouTube videos to make that an easy like kind of like a scene
seamless process yeah absolutely a video game that's something that is so
like you don't have any experience with that it's so new like totally that's gotta be scary
yeah and i've also i've also like uh committed to being a part of it and like actually like i've
learned to code again i already knew how to program,
but like I haven't done it in years.
And like I'm in C Sharp
making shit in Unity,
which is so cool and so much fun.
And like a lot of,
some of the prototypes and stuff
that we've put,
that we're putting in the game
that we've put in the demo
are things that I've like
made little prototypes of
in my own small world in Unity
to like show to actual tech people
with 30 years of
experience or 20 years of experience or 10 years of experience who can take that and then just
improve it you yeah you launched your it's on wishlist black pine on steam and then you guys
have who is the entire team you have a lot of content creators with it right plus yourself uh
it's just it's just me i'm the only content creator no and everyone else is just a developer
or artist or designer or tech guy.
Yeah.
You had a video come up on that today, right?
Oh, yesterday.
I played it.
Yeah, I played it on stream just to be like, this is fun.
You gave it a one out of ten, right?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
You were just shitting on it the entire time.
Very honest.
I appreciate it.
The truth about Black Thunder.
The thumbnail is me like.
Yeah, it's five out of ten. Yeah. It was as long as your beast in the corner of the thumbnail. I appreciate the truth about black fun
Actually, mr. Beast game you can tell because they interviewed each other
It's the red threads in between. Well, yeah, no pun intended
Genuinely unintentional. I I made yeah So I made a video playing it in a live stream
and then uploaded a highlight reel of it and stuff.
But yeah, Caleb is the only content creator with making Black Pine.
Yeah, there's no other content creators on it.
But it's cool, though.
It's good.
It's like a horror-themed game?
Yeah, it's a horror game.
Okay, cool.
My favorite games of the last couple years that I've played the most with my friends
have all been like Phasmophobia or Lethal Company
or Battle Rock Galactic or just four player.
You go in, you get stuff, you take it out.
You go in, you get stuff.
Like Helldivers.
Exactly.
That exact same kind of you're in a group with your friends
and you're doing things.
You're working towards something.
There's like a lot of lore involved as well,
which is really cool.
Yeah.
The main difference is like a,
we're trying to build,
we're trying to build a pretty interesting world along with it as well.
Storytelling.
That's the cool part.
Cause I've,
I've found myself get sucked into like,
you know,
cyberpunk red dead.
Like I love story driven games,
but I also enjoy games where you can go in with your boys,
like four dudes.
Like it's like the magical squad size where you just like, you hang out with friends that maybe you don't talk to all the time.
Exactly.
You do some cool stuff.
Literally the best time to do it.
That's the only time I talk to Freddy or any of the core.
It is during video games.
Darnell.
Yeah, literally.
Oh, fuck yeah.
I forgot about it.
Calling him Darnell.
I was like, hey.
And then he just carries us through everything.
I was like, oh, okay.
That's, thank you.
He just played Red Dead, just finished Red Dead a month ago. And then he just carries us through everything. I was like, oh, okay. Thank you.
He just played Red Dead, just finished Red Dead a month ago.
Dude, I took so long. I beat it the first time this year.
Got Brandon and I was like, just get past the snow part.
It sucks.
You guys are already, like it took you that long to do Red Dead 2?
Yeah.
So I played it like four years ago and I hated it.
I never got out of the mountains.
I was like, this is like horse walking
simulator I don't I don't understand it and then like and then I got into it like three or four
months ago and got obsessed because I love story driven stuff like that and it is probably one of
the best yeah universes like I love the characters are amazing I just did a red dead video I think
it's dropping like today I love that game so much. It's okay, girl.
I hope they make a show.
That'd be sick.
You know who said he would be down to play Arthur Morgan?
Who?
I think it was Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Oh, man.
Negan.
Yes.
Yeah.
He's great.
Yeah.
You're good, girl.
I feel like he'd be better as Dutch.
Yeah.
He'd be a perfect Dutch.
It would suck.
I can see that.
I think so.
It sucks because, I mean, that would be really awesome, but man, it's like the guys who played
those, who did the performance capture, who performed those characters, they did such
a fucking good job that it would almost suck to see them not, like Roger Clark is who did
Arthur Morgan.
It would suck to see him not be.
Yeah.
He should be Arthur Morgan.
Yeah.
It's like a different, obviously a different beast. But, yeah.
And like what you're talking about, the amount of people that I know that disliked the game when it first came out.
Because it's just, instead of everything happening within 40 seconds, you have a new beat.
Something to get you in the game further.
And a new character that everyone, I didn't realize how pissed people were about that. were yeah they like that game was really bold in terms of that in terms of not
really catering to the the upcoming attention span yeah and it's legendary
it's it's so frustrating because it's like I wish I could just like mind meld
people like all the thing about the game but it's it's a 90-hour Western literally
which it absolutely what what a smart idea to make John be a background
character for the first four acts of the game so then come back as like the reckless kid who now
has something to lose because he loves Abigail and he loves his son that he's decided to take
responsibility for and Arthur who's come to the character conclusion if I don't have a lot longer
to live sees them and says that's all that matters now. And then
literally passing the hat off.
What a brilliant way to
write a book. Yeah, I forced her to play it this year.
Did you cry too? Oh, I was like,
this is amazing. I almost cried. I love movies
and all that, but I was like, this is the best movie
I've ever watched in my life. Rated spoilers.
Yeah. Yeah, true.
It's funny, my employees the last couple
of days, because obviously I've been kind of bad off,
they've just been saying, like, I'm walking around,
all right, make way, black lung.
Tuberculosis, it's a hell of a thing, son.
Tuberculosis.
Unlike a not-set, like, the very end of, like, the epilogue to the game,
where you're playing as John, and you get to the mountaintop,
find a mic and stuff.
And then those guys come out.
I was like,
it's always you,
John.
He's like,
it's always me.
And then the name of the song and the in mission being called.
It's so exciting.
Oh my gosh.
Dude,
like 10 out of 10.
If you haven't played it again,
I get you.
Yeah.
That's one of the reasons too
that video games are so cool
is like
there's just no
I've never felt
any way close
about a movie
that I have about
like there's good movies
but Red Dead Redemption 2
specifically
is so good
that it is impossible
to explain to people
yeah
you cannot articulate it
like you know you can't hear it's it yeah Brian the only time was getting
like text at 2 in the morning because I knew that's when I knew your girl was
out of town because it was brand new like to the morning's like man that was
one of the hardest scenes to watch and read I'm like, yeah. It's like 2 o'clock in the morning
and I'm like, I just put my horse down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fucked up.
Have you played it yet, Nick? No, I'm just playing League of Legends
being a complete degenerate because I
hate myself. You should feel bad about that one.
I do feel bad, actually. It's great.
Did you see the one where it was like the name
I think I sent you this morning?
Where it's, like, they were obviously, like, doing something for, like, a stage play.
But it was, like, the, you know, you have the big, like, crates for, like, the old-fashioned dresses.
But they were doing it for, like, a play.
And they had, like, six kids underneath it.
And, like, one dude walking around with the crate.
And they were just, like, all walking underneath it.
It's, like, when you pass a million subscribers as a Minecraft YouTuber.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
That's how I feel about League of Legends.
That's fair.
I hate it.
Figures. I hate the animation.
Really? Yeah, I do not like the animation
style. I don't like it.
I don't like it.
It's so beautiful.
It's the most beautiful animation I've ever seen. I hate it a lot. It's so beautiful.
I hate it.
I'm sure it's great. I'm sure it's a terrific storyline.
Do not like the animation. I can't do it.
I'm sorry. It's wild.
That was the first time I was like, this is anime now.
I kind of know what you're talking about.
It might be a good story, but it's hard on the eyes.
Are we doing...
Is it real life? Is it CGI?
Or is it fucking cartoons?
It's hybrid.
Everyone's like, no, it's a bad take.
Really?
You also, the king of the hills anime.
It is, objectively.
Terrible.
It's 100% objective.
What do they call that animation?
Like, is it cel shading?
Or what is it?
They did something new with League of Legends.
Or Arcane.
Sorry, Arcane. No, that's all right. No, I think everybody's got their opinion. I totally know what you mean, though. Sorry if it's arcane.
I think everybody's got their opinion. I totally know what you mean
though. It took me a couple episodes because I was just like
everybody was talking about it when it first came out
and I was like, I'll watch it.
That was the nice way of saying it.
The story and the characters,
they did a really good job.
That was a very political way of saying, you're entitled
to be wrong.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, for sure. No, exactly. You're stupid, but it's good.
Yeah, for sure.
No, it's just like, you know how a big movie will have a 30-second intro cartoon?
Like Hellboy has the intro cartoon where they're telling a little background story for 30, 45 seconds
where it's like a really jarring animation?
It's that, but that's the whole show to me.
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't like it.
Did you see the cut that they did for China?
China?
I didn't see that. That was wild.
Like China, they literally re-
animated certain scenes to remove gay stuff.
To make it more palatable
to Asian audiences.
I mean, even World of Warcraft.
They have principles until it's time to sell
to China.
Well, you remember the Black Panther and Star Wars stuff, right? Oh, interesting. I mean, even in World of Warcraft. They have principles until it's time to sell to China. Yeah.
Well, you remember the Black Panther and Star Wars stuff, right?
Yep.
Like on the original poster for the first Marvel Black Panther movie where it's T'Challa,
Chadwick Boseman.
Yeah.
Chadwick Boseman.
The poster in the United States was him with the mask off and the suit on.
And then in China, they had the mask on.
Yeah.
Because like...
In Star Wars, they took Finn off the poster
or made him very tiny.
Yeah, they downsized Finn and stuff.
Weird.
Well, we have principles about things unless there's money involved.
Well, we have principles
in America.
Or the Warcraft. They got rid of
all these skeletons.
They have completely different dungeons
or models for it because i think
skeletons or something is not allowed to be shown it scares them too badly what's that scares them
too bad yeah that's the line but yeah it's completely too spooky yeah it's like a fucking
scary dude shit man you guys seen scary movie too scary movie yeah we were just watching all the scary
movies skeleton in that movie scared the shit out of me when i was a child it's like moving
around like this it's like a fake skeleton yeah it's like the worst looking thing ever
how goes the candy company you fucking crushing with i dude i love we've talked about it so many
times when you're not around it's like just how motivated you are all the time yeah dude he's so
successful that's right you're building you built an entire candy company that is now expanding into
even bigger spaces and then you just launched um the Chews or the Gummies, right?
Little Guys.
Yeah, Little Guys.
Little Guys, yeah.
Today we're launching a flavor that is lemon, cherry, watermelon, peach.
Yeah.
And it's called Yellow Snow.
But it's all yellow, so.
And it's all yellow.
And the bag is a snowman who is covered with piss.
But it's delicious.
It's very good.
It doesn't actually taste like piss. There's no piss
in it. No. But it's called yellow snow.
You almost had me. Yeah.
There's one drop.
There's a little piss.
It's like the golden ticket.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like ammonia.
It smells like chicken broth.
Those little guys are dangerous. Because the strips, I can i can be like i'm gonna take two to my room and be done the little guys are like the bag's empty they're
good yeah they're really good but it's going really well it's very bad because of like how
much adversity was involved in the company like early on and you just move past it and you're
just fucking killing it i appreciate it yeah it's uh It's a, it's, it's still, it's still obviously like a challenge, but the, the team is all
just like, yeah, it's easy now.
We got it.
Even if it's like insurmountable, they're just like, we can do it.
It's just nice to be in a position where it's like, you're constantly sold out of everything.
Yeah.
Like that is, it's still a problem, but it's a good problem to have as a business owner.
Now we're getting a bit better with that.
We're able to produce more.
Yeah, with the little guys, we can make substantially more of them.
Yeah.
So that we actually have stuff in store almost all the time now.
Are you still doing it all in-house?
Yeah, still all in-house, still all direct-to-consumer.
Yeah, and we're going to outsource our fulfillment soon as well.
And that will get the turnarounds for orders higher, better,
because we're fulfilling from a small town in central Texas.
By default, you're slower.
But there's a company in Houston that's going to drive to us every week to get our new flavors.
Oh, shit.
That's like a hard commitment to get.
But they're going to do that.
And then you're getting more machines up and running so you can produce even more, right?
We're trying to build a warehouse soon, or bigger one so we can get more candy so we can...
It's like that perfect...
It's that brain
where it's like,
I like YouTube.
Also want to do candy.
Video game sounds
really good right now.
The ultimate big candy.
Oh, hey,
Mr. Beast is calling.
He's a big 12-year-old.
I just cut my hair.
I'm in a stale now.
I make candy.
The f*** is my ginger?
I get to take off school every day.
Chris, trim me.
I need to do it in two minutes
and then he wants to get up and leave.
Yeah, she takes so long.
He's got a head of hair.
He's got more hair than me on his head. He's got a lot of hair. I's got more hair than meat on his head.
He's got a lot of hair.
I always say, in order to be successful in this business,
to a large degree,
you have to have some combination of functional autism and ADHD.
Yeah.
It's all of us.
It's really interesting.
It feels like the Shane Gillis thing.
It's like, ah, it nicked me.
Maybe not 100%, but it's there.
Last time I was down, we took an autism test.
And Caleb passed with flying colors.
Killed it.
That's also why he's the most successful out of the three of us.
Did I tell you about my shop employees?
Me and all my shop guys took an autism test.
We were all like, handshake.
None of you guys can cheat.
We all did the same autism test we're all like handshake none of you guys can cheat we all did the same autism test
i came in second somehow next to the guy who has a literal autism diagnosis
at the live shows fans were like thank you for what you do i have autism too
they shake my hand i'm like is this a well-known thing?
Yeah.
Do you know that?
I do it all the time.
Thank you so much. I'm also retarded.
God damn it.
And it's
genetic. Thank God.
Caleb is like
violently
autistic. I know that. I was like violently inspirational surprise. Remember the Argentinian food? Bro.
That was funny. What did I say? I forget. We're at Bunker and we just
got a new
Argentinian barbecue guy
and he came out and he was like making
food just for all the Bunker employees as like
an intro so they could all get to know him.
I don't know why he kept calling it schnitzel.
Bro.
That's funny. It was so good.
Like, we were eating it, and he takes one bite of an empanada and goes, bro, I'm gonna
start fucking punching people.
This food is so good.
I was just like...
And he goes, bro, they've got empanadas.
I'll punch you in the face.
They were so good. They were so good.
They were so good.
It's okay.
I was sad for you.
They didn't have any.
So juicy.
Oh, bummer.
They were delicious.
He's about it.
When he likes something, he likes it.
But no, Caleb is violently inspirational.
Because every time I hang out with him, I'm like, man, I could be doing so much more.
Dude, try living with him, dude.
Oh, I could imagine.
I feel like I'm failing everything.
Yeah, because you're doing so bad at TikTok.
Yeah, awesome.
Cover of Rolling Stones, right?
Cover of? No, dude.
You were in Rolling Stones.
No, it was just like... Two Australians
subscribe to you, right? Two?
Yeah. It was what?
Clarify. No, no, it was just like a
little thing. It was a little thing.
In Rolling Stones.
Yeah, but like... Yeah, continue to downplay it.
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forms yeah yeah yeah okay so sure i made the 30 under 30 but yeah it's a blurb you know what you're right
both of them are violently inspirational because anytime i hang out i'm like there's so much more
i could be doing like they're they're so far beyond the game like everyone else i know we
push each other a lot it's it's awesome physically it's yeah mentally physically every morning we wake up
that explains the satchel full of herbs
you need to walk around with
to help
strengthen my gait
Chris we're going to San Antonio
to the Bernie range day
carry me
you make her walk
it's a long piggyback.
He's like the fucking Witcher.
He's kept on projecting.
He's like a medieval medic.
He's like,
Wow.
You've been shot, here's some ginger.
I'll render aid.
He does.
Man, you're a bitch under the weather.
It's like living with a wizard It's great
Wizard making medicine
My joke forever is I was curing autism
Just so you know
Southern American wizards
Are a little different than the Canadian
I'm not a wizard
I'm an alchemist
He's an alchemist
You're a grand alchemist.
No.
No.
My ghost costume is leaving this place.
See you on Tuesday night.
We would talk about it's just being so thankful
to be surrounded by
all these individuals as a friend group
because it is, no one's failing
because we push each other and
you feel like such a piece of shit.
You see where they're going
and you're like, I gotta do way better
in life. You launched where they're going and you're like, I gotta do way better in life.
Oh, he launched
Candy and now video game.
I got shoes.
Unsub needs to step it up, guys.
I just sell t-shirts.
Now you guys are the same way.
It's a privilege to know these two
and it's a privilege to know you all as well.
Just seeing people excel that far.
It's crazy. It's crazy how far you can go with this platform dude you is i feel like it's
like we just have so much opportunity in front of us that it's hard to pick a direction and yeah
exactly we we see all the different directions you can go and like you guys are breaking the
mold i think that's why we focus on that a little bit because like you broke the mold in such a
unique way especially like video games and candy it We just sell shirts and all the other shit that we do, like a podcast, whatnot.
It's pretty normal.
But you're just finding new and exciting ways to bring your passion into the fold.
Yeah, that's definitely the main reason I would do any of that stuff,
just because it's all stuff that I really enjoy.
But to be fair, we don't have a video game yet.
Okay, well, when does it come out video game yet. Okay, well, soon.
Wish list. Hopefully.
Hopefully before
May. But we'll see.
That's pretty close. It's pretty good.
It's pretty good. But it's not going to
launch. You have a video game like this guy.
I can play it. There is a demo out right now.
There is a demo. But you have
a video game. The demo is for
the purpose of feedback. I hate this guy.
The demo is for real talk.
If I have a gun, but everybody else isn't allowed to shoot my f***ing gun, I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
It's called the AK-58.
Yeah, it's true.
That's fair. That's fair.
That's true.
Like, real talk, how do you feel about it?
Like, the way that it's going so far, development and whatnot, like, are you happy with it?
And, like, you're good with the direction?
I love it.
Good.
Yeah, absolutely.
Especially popping the demo out and getting to see people's feedbacks and the—feedbacks.
Feedback.
Getting to see people's feedback and the things that they are thinking of are the things that we're questioning
as to whether or not,
like the negative criticism,
are things that we've already got
under control to an extent.
And then the things that they love
are things that we're like,
I wonder if this is going to work.
So it's cool.
It's really cool seeing the validation
from both sides.
And then people who know who I am playing it,
their feedback versus people who are just on Steam
playing it and seeing their feedback.
Like, it's really interesting.
Overall, I feel no respite.
Even releasing the demo, it's just,
making a video game is,
I'm not even, what, 10% of it?
And it is so much work and preparation and planning, easily the most difficult thing I've ever been involved in by a factor of it. And it is so much work and preparation and planning.
Easily the most difficult thing I've ever been involved
in by a factor of 10.
What is your involvement in your day-to-day
as far as the video game stuff?
What is it that you're in control of?
So day-to-day,
we have director's conversations
on a daily basis. On a busy week, let's say.
Because some weeks are less busy.
I don't know how you keep doing that, by the way.
He's in on it, dude.
Because I'm a man, Dad.
I give you some...
That's what I thought.
Just take a nibble.
You don't have to put the whole thing in.
Graze your teeth on it.
It's a tat.
Scoutmaster Kevin.
No, you didn't.
Just a little.
Yeah, like actually.
You don't have to, but you can just bite off a tiny bit.
Do it.
Yeah.
I'm way better.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Whip it.
All right, Scoutmaster Kevin.
Put it in.
God, sorry.
What is it?
What is it?
A video game.
Go ahead.
So, stand up. Talk to everybody. see what everybody's going to be working on, figure out.
I work as the executive producer.
So, I have a producer that reports to me.
And then that, like, basically everything through the week that's done in our sprints,
which is, like, basically the goal of the week that everyone keeps track of.
And there's cards.
We use Jira as our management software to keep track of what's going on.
It's these cool little cards.
It's really interesting.
And at the end of the week, all the decisions, everything that's going in the game, I'm sort of going through making sure that it's fitting our vision.
And then throughout the week, we'll have meetings just kind of
formulating different things, putting more thought into certain things, talking with
tech, what do we need? You know, how do we need more time? How does this feel? What are
what bugs are we looking at? Because because if you think about a game, it's there's art,
design and tech. And the tech part of it is probably the biggest part
but without
because you have to build your systems to be able to even
design anything and you have to be able to build
your systems before you can even put art in.
So it's like, it's really easy
to get blocked and like
if one team is doing something, chances
are another team can't do anything
because they haven't finished what they're doing yet.
So like figuring out how to solve those problems which are just forever problems that you can't solve.
Logistics.
Logistically, yeah.
It really is a logistical nightmare making a video game.
It really is.
Because I saw some of that stuff when S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 released recently,
where people are falling out of the map.
They're having game-breaking bugs a little bit.
From what I hear, it's a great game.
I played like probably two,
three hours of it so far,
but like they're,
they're getting to places where the devs are now trying to patch things where
they're like,
there's 80 different ways,
80,000 different ways to approach this problem.
Absolutely.
And five of them have you falling out of the universe forever.
So it's like,
fuck,
we need to figure out how to solve these.
Yeah.
It's,
it's,
I have a new respect for,
uh,
games because even if your game is good and your tech is good and your systems are good is the engine good you know does
the engine need to be patched because that's a huge thing as well um like are you are you stable
are is your all the 50 systems that are a part of you walking a quarter mile on the map and
picking stuff up and just playing, you know, a normal, simple ass game.
Are all those 50 systems all working together?
Do they work together the same way each time?
Is the game laggy when you work one way?
Is it performant in that?
Like there is an unlimited amount of problems that you always have to solve.
We had to figure that out with Pepperbox.
Cause like we found out there was a, there was a glitch at one point where it's like all right we have an
iphone open with the pepperbox app it's that shit we leave it until the iphone goes to hibernate and
we open it up and now it's blacked out like the screen's black like there's so many little bugs
that you're like why the f**k would you ever do that i don't know but somebody will absolutely
and that's a big we i'm assuming you have a very kind audience too where they are we are blessed
with the pepperbox and all y'all because it is, hey, this is broken.
Or, hey, we have this issue.
And we'll fix it within a week.
But we are very big on, it's like, hey, what do you want to see implemented in this?
Absolutely.
And then every month we try to update.
And it's like, hey, we listen to y'all.
Here you go.
What do you think?
Okay, thumbs up.
Now, what is your level of, like, doing what you're doing?
How much respect do you have, like, for Hideo Kojima where you see oh i mean that dude level yeah it's on another level
yeah i need the engine i'm gonna learn coding i'm gonna learn music i wanted to do this i'll
learn it and make the game do that during metal gear solid and yeah that's um that is the biggest
thing is is like how humbling all this stuff is um and then how many challenges there are too
because it's like you can't you can't do that And then how many challenges there are too. Because it's like, you can do that.
You can learn, like if there's a tech system,
I can learn how it works
and then potentially lend help to that.
Some things are just so complicated,
it would take years to learn, obviously.
But with the way things work now,
most stuff is not overtly complicated.
So people like that are humbling.
And just in general, like your your average designer like there's so much
work that goes into video games it's insane
yeah I mean I the
Herculean effort that
Red Dead Redemption 2 was to make
how good it was on
from the user experience I just
can't like the devs have to like
I mean that you could die after that
the legacy being able to contribute
to that is insane how much meaning and like entertaining to build so many
layers of like foundation yeah and before you even touch story right now
characters actors art design you gotta have the game but then you build the
whole game and then we get to that then you build all that and it it's like a
an orchestra it all comes together in such a moment
to where Arthur, spoilers,
Arthur dies on the rock as May I Stand
Unshaken plays, comes over the mountain.
It's like the number of people
who put their souls into it to make that
happen for the player. It's overwhelming.
Unless you got the other ending.
Yeah.
You played low honor?
No, I had the good one.
I texted her and I was like, I didn't know. I got good. Then I was like, No, I had the good one. That's why. I texted her and I was like, because I didn't know.
I got good.
And then I was like, oh, what's the other ending?
I was like, oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
He gets brained.
You're like, do you have the elk or the wolf?
That's what King Trav was saying.
Do you have the elk or the wolf?
Do you see a deer?
Okay, you're all right.
Do that level of just like music.
And then it is on that next level of game development.
It's like, hey, we'll do hunting creatures and cooking.
They did go a little far in a couple places.
It's like, I shouldn't have to scrub my left arm and then my right arm.
Like certain times, it's like, all right, you're going a little fucking far here.
They were bold with that stuff. Because all that's a choice yeah like they know you get fat or
skinny or just average they know that if people are going to probably play it more and they're
it's going to be more broadly appealing if those things are simpler and people will be less
frustrated and they'll be less bored because like all this stuff's like there's i mean there's it
would be foolish to assume there's not uh you know millions upon millions of dollars
into researching the player's attention and how it folds through the game like as people play
you go into a boredom zone and then you pull them out of the boredom zone and then you challenge
them and then you get them bored again and you check like that's how games work um to be able
to do stuff like what you're talking about and you still beat the game in spite of that yeah it's so like i just i would love to
talk to those people and just learn about that because rockstar doesn't miss there it's crazy
and it's like well if we have another red dead game it's probably going to come out like by the
time my kids are three but like take your time take your time. If that's the product you make,
take as long as you need.
Those are the right developers too.
When you see that,
like it's why I do,
I'll praise Kojima.
If you read about Kojima's childhood
and then how he got into the space of gaming
and the only reason he worked with Konami,
he was like,
oh,
well,
I didn't want to disappoint my mom.
My family was big into movies and cinemas.
My dad died when I was young.
So we'd still, but as a family, we'd watch movies every once a week or we'd watch it multiple times a week, but go to the theater.
Dad died.
Mom was like, hey, make sure you continue this like for your dad.
He went to Konami because it was the only company at the time that had publicly traded.
And that's what they like for honor it was like
oh this will make my parents proud my mom proud so i'll do this and then i'll start this little
crazy thing metal gear and i'll start developing and i'll work for i forget the first game and
then he was uh underneath somebody and then it's like i want to add this well you can't do that
why well they don't have that coded okay did what you did just learn coding it's like there now we have sneaking mechanics and they're like what and I didn't know how
far he went like outside the box on certain things until I saw some
breakdowns because I never played the Metal Gear games but like why I went to
war and have PTSD well that that is such a funny takeaway know dude I have that to get to the end and be like military good
good
I am a tool
it's the worst take away
you finish Metal Gear 3 and you're like
and he did a good thing
shooting her right
traitor god
but like the mind reading
where it's like they would read your memory
card to know what like other games you've played
that's fucking wild
for the time
that's like you know
a little invasive but in the same
conversation as those people it's just not even like
that's just hideo kojima
is like a he's like a god
essentially a deity
in the gaming world.
So it's a different thing.
And it all came from like I just like movies.
And then he's just hyper-focused on video game development, story writing.
And he continues.
And now I love – he's a rock star of the video.
Like there is no other video, maybe like three directors in the video game space that their names are known. And then he is one of them. He sits at the video. There's no other video maybe like three directors in the video game space that
their names are known and then he is one
of them. He sits at the top like movie.
I don't think there's anybody that has a
there's studios but there's no
singular person that has a bigger name than him.
I don't think I've ever played in a studio.
Hideo Kojima.
No, no, no. The only
other guy is a guy who is not
known for being awesome. He not known for being awesome.
He's known for being cool.
Caleb's favorite person in the world.
Todd Howard.
Oh, well.
We've got to toss his name into the hat.
He is known quite well, but... He has a cardboard cutout of Todd Howard.
I have a cardboard cutout of Todd Howard.
It scares me every day.
He hasn't...
Yeah, yeah.
He's...
He's a...
Let him watch.
He's a... Oh, watch. Oh, God.
Stop nodding to that.
You just turned Todd Howard around.
Yeah.
Can we leave Todd in the gun closet?
Yeah.
Todd Howard.
I love Todd.
Apparently!
Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Every time anyone goes into my garage, they're like,
Oh! He's in the garage.
Am I making you proud, Todd?
He's in the garage.
He's in the garage and there's like a window into the garage,
into his office, and you can just see Todd
through his office window.
It's really funny because you can just slowly
shut the blinds.
Todd has his hand up.
Caleb's like, it's not funny.
He's my mentor.
You guys don't get it.
We talk a lot.
No, he's a bit of a goober, right?
It's more of a joke.
It's in jest.
I do love them.
I love, obviously, all the Elder Scrolls games,
but they are good because they're kind of
poopy a little bit. They're good
because you can just break them and there's chaos.
They're not good because it's this insanely
hyper polished story
that's so beautiful. They're good because it's a
sandbox and you can just be the
person you want to be. The bugs are kind of the future.
Exactly. Yeah.
First microtransactions.
Really? Horse Armor.
Oh, no shit.
The Horse Armor in Skyrim.
I think we were talking about this a couple days ago.
Or Blood and In.
Yeah, Blood and In.
It was literally the first game to have microtransactions.
Oh, a forerunner.
So he f***ed up the entire experience.
Legendary!
Thank you, Todd!
Yeah, as a game developer, thank God!
Thank you, Todd.
Yeah.
Going to charge $40 for the RV skins and black pine.
I'm going to bring what I've learned from YouTube
right into the video game industry.
In Todd, we trust.
I'm going to let people super chat in the game.
You're going to be able to give me super chats
in the game.
It's just rude.
There's a doctor disrespect joke.
I'm not going to make it.
Yeah. There's a doctor disrespect joke. I'm not going to make it. Yeah, but it's been extremely humbling, though.
I have nothing but respect for people in the world.
And, you know, hopefully we can make something fun.
Dude, I can't wait.
He works at it literally 24-7.
Even when we go to sit down and watch movies,
he'll have his laptop and his little cushion laptop holder thing.
My Zen cushion.
He'll be working on how to develop,
like do something to put into the game,
like in terms of whether it's coding
or whether it's actually making the little guy move.
It's pretty fun to watch.
It's a shout-out to everyone at everyone at the table or anyone that's succeeding.
It is.
For everyone back there, you don't realize how much effort and work people put into each little project from YouTube to reviews to, hey, I want to do this new venture.
Yet, like, as you're saying, that's what you're like, man, it's awesome to see my spouse.
Like, he's fucking crushing it every minute.
And it is like
10 12 at night it doesn't matter midnight he's still working absolutely yesterday we were still
like the bar at the range day i have text from he's like hey we got to meet this guy for a
business talk we walk into the woods good business literally just walked into the woods
had a conversation awesome and in the evening you're like hey we got this bar sidebars everyone's
like doing business and figuring stuff out.
Same for you.
It's like, and it's like, everything's so awesome to see.
And the people out there, I wish that's always the takeaway.
It's like, if you think the guys, it's like, it's an easy life.
The level of work everyone does is sitting at this table is you only see like 1% of it.
And then it is till two in the morning.
You you're filming your videos
at somebody else's studio
or you're like hey I'm on vacation
still doing a video
I think it's nice to have a choice too
you can rest on your laurels if you want
we all have a pretty good life
you can't really bitch about it
but if you want to do more
we're lucky enough to be in a position
where if we want to work harder
that work will go towards something.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's why me and Jay Wolfer at IHOP at 4 a.m.
We were working very hard.
To stay awake.
Honestly, I was trying not to get kicked out of IHOP.
Oh, yeah.
So you have a story with Leon, I believe.
Bro.
Wait, what?
I found this in the
back seat you did not what is it oh no a meat stick oh christ bro the audience right now is
like what what what what leon lush i don't know we're fucked up at ihop at 4 a.m and he's like
dude i was so hung over today i thought i died and. And he's like, I got off the plane and it was like 2 and my hotel wasn't open yet.
And rather than texting any of my 50 friends in town, I decided to go to Topgolf by myself and drink four IPAs.
At 2?
At 2 p.m.
Oh.
This is not yesterday, but day before.
Day before range day.
So he's at Topgolf drinking IPAs by himself.
And he goes to the hotel room, drops off his bag, and then goes to the hotel bar and apparently meets a large Samoan man.
And they shared, I believe he said 19 Modellos between the two of them.
And then he went to the pre-range party at that place we go.
And apparently he got also very drunk there.
And he's like, I don't really know what happened.
I just remember it was 3 in the morning and they asked me to leave.
And then they locked the door and I couldn't get an Uber to pick me up.
Because this is pretty far out of the city.
And I was just standing there cold in a t-shirt in 30 degree weather.
But it's fine.
He's a big guy.
He didn't call any of us?
No.
He eventually got a Lyft to come pick him up. And drove him back to the hotel room. in 30 degree weather, but you know, it's fine. He's big guy. No, yeah, no, just,
he eventually got like a lift to come pick him up and drove him back to the hotel room.
Just completely fucking smashed.
And,
uh,
he's like,
and then I just,
I went up to the, the little counter and I bought a slim gym and ate it to not be hung over the next day
and went to bed.
Like,
hangover cure. One, die. Yes,
the hangover cure.
One sleep.
19 grams, 19 grams of protein and 1200 milligrams of salt.
That's going to help hydrate.
He said he was so f***ed up,
he woke up at seven in a panic because he thought he slept through range day.
Stumbled out of his hotel room
wearing a dirty t-shirt and his
boxers and ate the
continental breakfast in his boxers
in the hotel room
oh my gosh
I love that guy
he's crazy
God chooses
unconventional warriors sometimes.
An unconventional warrior means it's unconventional warrior.
And my God, do we have special forces?
I just picture him talking to the host.
I don't want to be hung over tomorrow.
Yeah.
Gah!
He walks out.
That'll do it.
We're good now. but you said you were trying not to get arrested last we were fucking a lot we were obnoxious and i hopped hell we were laughing so hard drunk at that leon explaining that story that was last
night at 4 a.m i will say nick is the dude that wakes up before everyone and today it was
like i got a text from you it's like 9 15 you're like i'm up i'm like huh this explains it way
better oh yeah no i we were i didn't go to bed till like five nick loves breakfast food by the
way it's awesome it's good it's breakfast what what do you want from me nothing he's drunk we
went to ihop okay i'm innocent i've got I've got J-Wolf here is nothing
good happens after midnight and the bar closed every time it's me and J-Wolf close down the bar
at the post range day party and then we go to IHOP the last like three range days in a row
and I don't mind closing down the bar and being drunk because like I have J-Wolf like what's the
that motherfucker will tuck me in like I don't care J-Wolf is seven foot one by the way that motherfucker will tuck me in. Like, I don't care. Jerry Wolf is seven foot one,
by the way.
That's crazy.
I was,
I was looking at him like getting drinks.
I was like,
he's taller than the fridge.
I know.
Come on,
Joel.
That's what I like about it.
They're just going to see a shadow fall over the group.
It's like Hagrid.
Harry Potter.
Wow. Jesus Christ. Wow. Good. Chris, get in there. the group makes me taller only do not give hugs and I feel guy there was one time I remember
I think it was a shot show of
like 2021 maybe
2022
so every place in Vegas
serves alcohol like pretty much everywhere
we went to the
IHOP or the Denny's right next
to the Venetian and it was like
me, you, Caleb Francis, Cody,
like just everybody together.
And we are like, that was the closest I think I've ever been to pissing
myself in public.
I was laughing my ass off.
Do you know Caleb Francis?
So hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Caleb, great guy, right?
Oh yeah.
Also amazing when you get him shit wrecked.
One of the most organically funny people I know.
He's very funny, yeah.
Just hysterical.
You couldn't even begin to describe.
He's just giving commercials for them.
He's just doing Caleb.
Threatening to beat people's kids with a baseball bat.
Well, it's an identity.
He's a kid of your kids.
But he's the Jolly Green Giant, so everybody's like, all right.
I'm actually concerned that Caleb might be my guardian angel.
Really?
Every time I get shit wrecked, like overly drunk, like I wake up and I was like, I went
too hard.
This was a mistake.
Within 45 minutes, Caleb Francis apparates out of nowhere with fucking
breakfast burritos. It happened
at RangeNet. Is the mysterious stranger
perk? I swear to God,
100%.
I'm glad you got that. Hold on, pause.
He just texted me this.
God sent you to text me?
What is that?
Party foul.
Last night, may I have a thing? Last night, I had two sandwiches. There's no f***ing way. That's me? What is that? Party foul. Move.
Last night, may I have a thing?
Last night, I had two sandwiches.
I was like, I didn't drink that much.
I was like, I don't want to get drunk.
I hate hangovers, and I'm 40.
So, Caleb, I walk outside.
As Caleb's going inside, I'm like, hey, do you want this?
He's stumbling. I was like, hey, do you want this?
He's like, whose is it?
I was like, it's mine. Would you like some food? What is it? It's a sandwich. She's like, yes
He takes a bite he's like
He hugs me and then he texts me he's like God sent me an angel. That's why I was like, holy shit. That was the exact same thing.
I pulled up to range day and like,
I pull up and then I like,
only person I see is Caleb with his truck in the tailgate down.
And I'm not shitting you four grocery bags full of breakfast burritos.
And he's like,
you want some breakfast burritos are really good.
They're from Maria's tacos.
It's like really, but really probably the best breakfast burrito
I've ever had in my life
I just picture that shitty meme format
just Caleb Francis standing over you
get us
hey you want some breakfast burritos
they're real good
God sends his drunkest angels to his hungriest soldiers
wow
Psalms 23
that's a quote.
Now, Miss Chris,
we talked, I think, last night.
I'm loving your content.
She has made the rotation of, I'm going to bed.
We'll put on Creepcast.
We'll put on Oopa. We'll put on me.
We'll put on none of my friends here. I hang outopa. We'll put on me. We'll put on like none of my friends here.
I hang out with them too much.
And now you're in that rotation.
You are fucking killing the game.
Thank you.
You've done in the past, but now you're just like reinvigorated with it.
Yeah.
I just, I really like the deep dive content.
Honestly, I just like it a lot more.
And he was the one that motivated me to do it.
I was like, cause I was mostly doing just like bullshit.
I mean like entertainment because I was mostly doing just like bullshit.
I mean, like entertainment stuff, like comedy,
but I can mix that into the... Do you know how much it hurts when you beat all of us numbers-wise?
I mean, you call it bullshit.
That's, uh...
I guess it's just like that.
I will cry myself to sleep. That's fine.
Not that you need to educate people for it not to be bullshit,
but I feel like I get to learn stuff, so it
feels more meaningful for me to
do it. So, yeah.
Yeah, sorry. Didn't mean that
like that. Because I think last time you were
on the podcast, though, I think we were... Yeah, I know she meant it.
She meant it.
I think last time we were on,
you were talking
about how much you were hoping to expand into
your long form stuff yeah
and i'm glad to see it's going well yes yeah it's been going really well it's been going really well
and i've been doing um like more traditional stuff too with um i shot a movie in july and
we did post-production and we did post-production in like two and a half months and then we
all right that's really fast yeah it is way too fast sorry how long is the
runtime 77 minutes oh shit that's really it's a feature it's a feature yeah so we and we did it
all ourselves and then we went on tour with it um we did like six screenings around the states
and then uh yeah it got really good response and now we're just in the distribution phase of it so
hopefully it'll be distributed soon i'm'm really irritated by people that go through all that
effort to make a movie and then go on tour
with it to several places. It's just really
I know, right?
It's a lame kind of thing to do, man.
Taking a podcast, maybe.
Yeah, with several faces.
It's the gayest thing possible.
It's awful. It's terrible.
Two and a half month
turnaround is crazy.
Movies are an endeavor.
I don't think people realize that level of endeavor.
Because when you're like, oh, we'll just do quick skits or funny.
Insert.
When you're scripting, shot listing, box doing.
It is time.
You're looking at a good day, maybe six pages.
Three to six. The nice thing with what I did and what,
why it went so fast or why we could do it so fast.
And this is the reason why I wanted to do it.
It was because it was found footage and I wrote it.
I wrote it,
um,
about around this time last year.
And then we kind of kept,
uh,
sorry.
What's it called?
It's called house on Eden.
Yeah.
I have a,
I have a trailer for it on my,
on my YouTube. It's called Billy goat Eden. Yeah. I have a trailer for it on my YouTube.
It's called Billy Goat Bow Hunt.
Look up that.
She lied.
We'll just put that up now.
Chase, put that up in the trailer.
Oh, sorry.
Me.
You were showing that.
That's just a really fun video.
That was an intrusive thought.
Chase, pull that down.
You should look that up.
I feel like it's almost harder like to not come off
like cringe like it's kind of yeah it was yeah so that was the uh but the whole thing with me
not wanting it to be cringe and with it i was i was the writer and director and one of the main
cast members as well and producer i just wanted to wear all the hats and just see um but i didn't
write a concrete script i just wrote beats kind of like how Blair Witch did. They just wrote, okay, this needs to go to this place. This needs to go to this
place. Do that. So we just took like a bunch of takes, tried to be as organic as possible,
knowing where it would go. Yeah. And I feel like as a creator, you already know those beats.
Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. So I wrote a whole, like I wrote it all out and we, I mean,
had discussions between, it was just me and two other people basically um and then we would wake up and then we would uh we would shoot usually all
afternoon all night and then we wake up the next morning cut whatever we shot this so we shot it
in seven days so we cut it and shot it in seven days is it all one location no it's multiple
locations that's harder too yeah yeah it was multiple locations. Oh, that's harder, too. Yeah, it was multiple locations, too. Riding on the fly when you have beats.
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pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming ontario yeah gladiator was a completely different
script and how it was written everything was done they changed it on the fly yeah interesting
yeah it's wild when you find it like gladiator the first one yes like when they're whittling
those little uh the figures and he bears
him at the end he's like that was oh oh we can close it out with that everything was done on
the fly like they had two storylines and like and then they went in and done everything else
on the fly yeah yeah it's not the gladiator it's not gladiator by any means but some inspiration
from stuff like that like i was just like i I knew how it would end. I had like a few
different endings and we kind of just, we had a couple
different ones and we went with a specific one
after we cut it and edited it. And we sent it
off to like, we did a lot of practical effects.
It's horror.
But some BFX, so
once it came back. But you did practical.
Oh yeah, I love practical. We had some really
cool prosthetics. The thing?
But Creature Kid made us some
prosthetics. So cool. So weure Kid made us some prosthetics.
So cool.
So we so far compared it to John Carpenter, Gladiator.
Like, dude, she's the least amount of guy I need.
You're the least amount of guy I need.
That is.
It's not that good.
There's a big worm.
She said it on the record.
It's that good.
There's a big worm in it.
There's a big worm.
And Timothy Chalamet.
Four Oscars?
Yeah, I think so.
I hosted the party.
I've known both of you for a while,
but I had no idea all the shit
that you guys were into.
I can probably say you're the most creative couple
I've ever ran into.
You know how when two ugly people
have a really hot kid?
Your kid's going to be like an accountant.
He's still going to create.
That's the only way this is going to work.
It'll be the next president of the world.
What is the average day?
I just imagine you two wake up.
Your kids are going to suck, by the way.
You guys are awesome.
Don't reproduce.
Which one's his follow up to
you ever see a really hot kid
I know I was like where is this going
that's the doctor disrespecting
her son
Jesus Christ
he's learning social skills today
he's in his ABA class
I'm not the worst this time
I want to see the movie so bad but you wouldn't let me watch it early.
So I guess I have to wait.
I will not watch it in front of you, dude.
So is it finished now?
Yeah, yeah.
It's fully finished.
How are you planning to distribute it?
So right now we're talking to a couple different distributors.
One is Shudder, if you know what Shudder is.
So they're wanting to buy it.
But all of them are really predatory.
So there's a chance I might just self-distribute it. Not to YouTube, but maybe in like, you know.
Kind of like Andrew Schultz did with his one comedy special.
Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Potentially. It'd be cool to have it live on a streaming service
or something, but we'll see.
Rockagem, I can put you in contact with. They're doing that that again they just did that and they're about to do it again
Freddy Wong, the old
YouTube people back in the day
he's still doing it, he's doing an action
kung fu flick right now, I'm super excited
because Freddy is now 40
but he's finally doing a Jackie Chan role
and he's doing all the stunts
and he's actually training
training for it, I'm like oh this is awesome
but if you need help
with that they just did it again
they have that world down
to because predatory
agencies are great
thank god for lawyers but still
it's also something like you've poured so much time and
effort into it it's like I want it to be
able to be seen by the casual audience
exactly like I want somebody
to be able to fire up their f***ing you know Roku and yeah I want it to be accessible so the casual audience exactly like i want somebody to be able to fire up their you know roku and yeah i wanted to be accessible yeah like so that would that would be ideal but
at the end of the day i really just wanted to see if i could just make a movie and i didn't i'm like
are you happy with it cool yeah i mean i've seen it a thousand times i hate that movie now
i hate it no seriously like yeah i can't and watching yourself like i i can't watch my own
youtube videos let alone every take
of me for 77 minutes.
My favorite thing to do is be at a party and put up one of his videos.
Oh, it's awful.
Oh, I hate you.
It's awful.
I hate you for it every time.
I saw this really cool Nick video.
Yeah.
Well, it was different when I was, like, new to the friend group and not very big yet,
and you were just like, oh, you don't know Fat Electrician?
Here, let me play his greatest hits on fucking repeat.
I have a video of you in Utah.
Yeah, I remember. It was just like him on the smart TV, like, his, greatest hits on fucking repeat. I have a video of you in Utah. Yeah, I remember.
Him on the smart TV, like his most recent video.
Because I like your content.
You make good stuff.
But he's just sitting there like in a chair on the left side.
Don't wake me.
Yeah, I can't stand hearing my own voice.
No.
Does anyone watch your own content?
No.
I do.
No.
I mean, I watch it before it goes out.
I swear, I'm not kidding.
I watch it.
I'll watch it back.
Yeah.
We watch it back.
Yeah.
No, like, I mean, like, I will be, like, idle, and then, like, oh, here's a video I did
from a year ago.
How did I sound then?
What was that like?
Oh, that's fair.
I don't do that.
That's fair, yeah.
It's too critical.
I would never do that.
See, it's the weird flip flip because I will never read comments
but I will listen to myself and analyze my own stuff.
You know better than everyone else.
Yeah, I was going to say, there's some psychological thing
that's...
Do you masturbate?
In the mirror?
In general?
Are you the subject?
Only if I'm crying.
Got it.
I'll watch my stuff in a critical mind where I'm like, what it I'll watch my stuff like
in a critical mind
where I'm like
alright
what did I fuck up
and what could I do better
I hate watching it
in front of people
yes
which is why
it's very funny to me
but
I hate this
Nick
suck
yeah
you know what I don't like
this
I should do it to other people
yeah
exactly
yeah
you know it's awful
like being in a theater of people and me being in the middle of the theater, watching myself,
I'm like, I want to leave so bad, but I needed to hear the reactions because I needed to
know what they thought of the movie.
At least you're not in a social setting.
Like at least you're not like in a living room.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, yeah, I couldn't stand, but it's still, yeah, it was, it was still very strange.
And I'm also like, it's funny cause i'm me in the movie but i'm also not
like i i am acting in the movie and i'm just not myself in like the worst way so like maybe people
are like will think i'm like this i don't want to give too much you're still playing a character
yes exactly but it'll be hard for because i wanted it to transition from seems like a youtube video
but goes completely haywire and it's clearly a movie. So I wanted to break that so people will be fully in it, especially my audience.
But then people who are watching it that don't know who I am will still.
That hasn't really been done that much.
Is that one of those for me?
That concept, I'm not sure if that's ever really been.
That's a really good concept.
Thanks. Thanks. I was like, this could shoot me in the back, but I don't know. We'll see. I'm not sure if that's ever been that's a really good concept thanks thanks
I was like this could shoot me in the back
but I don't know we'll see good fucking
concept how was it for you
like in your theater tour
where because I know you weren't as heavily involved like
you were in the movie for like maybe 20 seconds
yeah I was I wrote it I co-wrote it
with Evan so I was watching the
reactions I guess I loved it
because all the time I would I loved it because the whole time
I would like
sit in the back
because each show
it was like
oh you can go to the green room
it's like no
and I would like
sit in the back of the theater
and when like
big moments would happen
I would like
watch people
like the scene
the movie's out now
the hive reveal
the tendrils down and stuff
every theater
I'd be like
okay what's everyone
going to do
and at every theater
people were like
and I was like
yes
yeah that's awesome
that's a cool feeling that is a cool feeling how long did that CGI shot take I'd be like okay, what's everyone gonna do and at every theater people like and I was like yes
That's a cool feeling that is a cool feeling how long did that CGI shot date guys gosh? Oh my gosh, dude
That was the cum shot of the movie. Okay, so
That's Thank you. That's good. I like it
That was one of our first things we came up with all it's like we need a we need an indie vent
We need a place that this map ends at.
So that was kind of our monster.
And we knew it was going to be like a special effects.
So I was like nervous about it the whole time.
Our special effects guy, Majid, like took budget cuts, worked way longer than he should have.
He really came through for us.
He worked on that shot alone for at least a couple months built the whole thing out
inside of a render uh like a render farm and then uh he took people's heads modeled i'm actually one
of the heads i think that was modeled and like no shit yeah like did a bunch of different heads on
it and then had it move like tendrils coming down that the bottom of it's the pilot who was hooked
up into it and his skeletons in there because he's been rotting away.
But the machine's still on and stuff.
It took months to build that out.
But, oh, my gosh, I was so happy with how it looked in the end.
It was so well done.
I would love to put this praise on your movie, but you haven't let us see it yet.
Yeah, me too.
Let's play it right now.
Chase, pull it up.
Just kidding.
No, no thanks. Long podcast.
77 minutes.
This is great.
We love it.
I'll give you the
CPI
I think that's
called a copyright
claim
yeah
she's like
my podcast now
we posted it first
YouTube thinks
we own it
there you go
she was telling
me something
about the script
again I still
haven't seen the
movie but she was
telling me something
about the script
just like some of
the character arcs
themes she's working with and stuff like that.
And I'm stoked to see it because it's very creative.
It's very cool.
Like she didn't,
the movie is not just about the concept she mentioned.
The concept she mentioned is the framework for a very interesting story.
With like cool themes that pull from a lot of different aspects of like horror
culture and stuff.
So everything she's told me about is spectacular.
Appreciate it, man.
This is the only frame I'll be nice to you.
I was like, this is happening.
I'm glad it's recording.
No, I appreciate that.
TikTok crushed it.
She's a great director.
Good job, TikTok.
She's alright.
It's basically just a nod to all my favorite horror movies, too.
It's nothing new, necessarily. I need a top three but oh top three horror yeah oh i have no idea but also
i'll say the horror movies that like it gives nods to there's like 15 but a couple of them are
um like hereditary um uh the thing with like the prosthetic stuff and probably
maybe shot wise
the shining
or mid summer
I said Billy Goat Bohunt
he says all these things and he said
Billy Goat Bohunt
you're so disappointed here
I'm sorry
I can't tell a lie sorry babe i said the thing she's got excellent taste in in movies and film
dude those three are like except if you're watching hereditary one of the most terrifying
mind fucks of the movie in the last ever period yeah that was one of the only movies i think i've
ever like as an adult said like out loud like oh fuck yeah and during the moment
that's it yeah and yeah so and that's all like either it's like a shot either it's a
a line delivery or like so it's all just there's a little easter eggs through it and then it's all
based off of like loose um like biblical folklore or Jewish folklore that's like it's yeah there's
a lot of lore to it as well I'm just looking at how autistic everyone at the table is.
Like you are balancing that eight, six round
in between your little phone holder.
You are under the tip.
Don't even pretend like you weren't doing it.
Had the little fucking spike from your Starbucks cup
that you are currently putting through your wedding band.
Playing with like, shut up.
We're in good company.
Good company.
Table puzzle pieces. Yeah. for your wedding band. Shut up! We're in good company. Good company.
Table puzzle pieces.
I'm lining my drinks up
per usual.
This is out of order.
This will always be on the straight line, by the way.
That is so symmetrical.
I will always have it on the fucking
straight line.
Why are we broken?
We're in good company right now.
That's fine.
Dude, that is amazing.
Again, fucking...
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Congrats to that.
When does it come out?
I don't know yet.
How long do you think the contracts are going to take
or do you have a time frame at all?
Well, if I do it myself,
weeks from now.
Weeks from now, probably. Because I want it out as soon as possible because i'm tired of waiting like that's a
struggle with youtube is that we can make something and then post it like the next day
whereas the movie it's like if i go with shutter then they're like oh we can like put it in
festivals and then it can come out in like the spring and i'm like that sucks like just get it
out now the festival things yeah that seems just kind of weird for me it wouldn't
it's kind of i mean it's i get it but since i have an audience already it doesn't for sure
necessarily make sense so yeah if you're like an independent studio or something but for you you
already have so many people willing to watch exactly exactly so we'll see we'll see keep you
posted keep you posted i'm excited i'm excited for that thanks man with your new content what is one of
the most fucked up stories where you're like what the ever living because you're going like green
river killer lately you're doing like yeah the top female serial killers like yeah all these deep
and i've been like i went to uh the one semester of community college i did was at green river
community college oh really yeah interesting interesting so i knew all that laura's like oh I did was at Green River Community College. Oh, really? Yeah. Really? Interesting. Yeah.
Interesting.
So I knew all that, Laura.
I was like, oh, that's right there.
I mean, it's all fucked up. But I'd say one that, or I was just talking to Isaiah about this last night, is one of
the most recent ones, the JonBenet one.
It's like the ones where-
I don't know that one.
I haven't watched that one.
There's so much controversy around it and so much conspiracy, but it's so obvious.
He doesn't know that one.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Do you know JonBenét Ramsey?
Yes.
The little, yeah.
1996.
That plagued my childhood.
Yeah, 1996.
I have no idea.
Little girl.
You were just-
Break it down for us, call me Chris.
1996.
Yeah, that was like, I was a year old.
Yeah.
So, everyone here was, God, I'm old.
So, it was God, I'm old. So it was 1996,
December.
There's very affluent family in California.
Uh,
they had a daughter,
very,
very,
uh,
uh,
very beautiful little girl who was in pageants and everything.
And,
uh,
again,
very affluent family.
And then one day,
uh, she got, one day uh she got or
sorry she got kidnapped and then um the the parents were looking for her and then she ended up getting
found in her home when the police came over because there was a ransom note left by the people that
kidnapped her and then they ended up finding the little girl in the parents basement killed um so
it was all like did the kidnappers kill him and did they
write the ransom note but then the ransom note was written on the mother's uh notebook with
with her pen with very similar writing to the mom's handwriting and so it's like a darker balloon boy
kind of thing it's yeah it's crazy and i the amount, like the amount of ransom, which was $118,000 was the bonus that
the husband had got like a month earlier.
Like it's all very strange.
And then she has a brother who had outbursts and he was like the last one.
So there's a bunch of conspiracy.
Nobody ever got charged for it is the point.
So the family never got charged.
Nobody got charged for it.
So there is a dead child. There's a dead child. Nobody got the family never got charged nobody got charged so there is a dead
child there's a dead child nobody got charged well there was never i'm sorry no yeah yeah yeah
no no no you can there was never oh my god a crossover episode yeah yeah all of this came
like out over the course of a long period of time because initially it was police get a phone call
parents freaked out our daughter's been kidnapped,
here's a ransom note, they start an investigation.
In the basement of the house, the police find a locked door.
No, the dad found it.
Yeah, sorry, the dad found a locked door.
They open up the door, daughter's been tied up and killed.
The dad finds the daughter and picks her up and brings her upstairs.
So he taints the whole yes correct yeah
that's finds a locked door so yeah so the the basement door was locked from the inside
there's no other way to get into that basement besides this one window that has been broken but
that window was broken weeks and weeks before which the dad knew about but the window weeks
before this all happened okay which he told the police about but also the window had like cob webs all over it and dust all over it so if there was somebody a kidnapper that came in that would
have been not would disturb it the the idea is yeah at least initially that a killer kidnapped
the girl either like was going to tie her up or get her back later at some point the girl
accidentally died killer panics
leaves the body in the basement locks the door behind him crawls out the window there's like
footsteps leading away too right there was a suitcase no there was no there wasn't any
footsteps i i mean i mean not to say the person who might have done it oh yeah it was like
posed yes right that was the idea yeah yeah yeah and then there was a suitcase under the window to
make it look like somebody got stepped up yeah and this is just for reference this is like national news like 11 year old
netflix documentary just came out about it again like there's been so many documentaries about it
not this is just based off of when i was growing up i can remember yeah picture of the window
newspapers everything this is like everyone knew it so This is the first time I've ever heard of that. So officially, the narrative was, okay, this girl's been kidnapped.
We have to find who, or was an attempted kidnapping.
We have to find who killed her.
And then information starts getting kind of wonky and investigators kind of start looking towards the family and stuff.
But there's never enough to make that, to publicly make that assumption, right? It's always
just kind of fishy, the details around it. So no one ever got charged because there's never enough
evidence that way. And even then, even if you look at that evidence and think that the family
was culpable in some way, it's still not like they definitely did it. It's still like, well,
maybe they covered up something else that happened maybe, or maybe this, or it's just so many theories yeah you said a netflix documentary just came out
yeah yeah that's why that actually that brings me to something i also really wanted to talk about
with you guys yeah i i was i was having this conversation with somebody and i don't know
where i sit on it but i'm starting to think that like maybe netflix has too much power with some
of these things because of the uh the menendez brothers uh series how they
because it's like man i did the court of public opinion is now completely controlled by netflix
yeah it's like the way that they present the information like they try to be balanced i kind
of see that but my god like different cases like this can be swayed so much to the degree that
they're now getting another balance what's crazy not balanced. What's crazy is when you find, I thought because I never read about it
and then I was like, oh, I'll watch that.
I was like, man, these guys got railroad fucked over.
And then you read it.
And then you're like,
and it's weird because it is like,
how did they get to that point
where they're like, this is what we need to do?
Was it that side?
But then it is also like.
Yeah.
It's just so much speculation it's just it's what
yeah it's yeah because netflix i did like the here's the menendez documentary and here's like
all the research and like everything involved like actually and they didn't match really that well
that was like the whole thing is the narrative was pushed towards the the sons being victims
which maybe they are like i, I don't know.
And I can't say I know.
I can just present information.
It's a better story for sure.
It's a better story,
and that's why it's on Netflix as a limited series.
And same as the JonBenet thing,
they pushed the narrative of sympathy towards the parents
rather than, like, the public is, like,
very against the parents usually,
which I'm not either way.
Again, I'm just like, here's the information.
That's pretty weird.
Think what you want with that.
That's all I can say about it.
Menendez brothers were even, they said,
it's like, well, I didn't,
we didn't touch each other or anything.
And they're like, that's them.
Like, no, that portrayed us wrong.
When the Netflix documentary came out
and the one guy was like,
why did you devote 60 minutes to saying I was gay?
Yeah. I'm not dude also amazing shot that push in don't care out of everything out of cinema
that was one take you but you even were like bro yeah like they had a one hour
it was like 30 40 minutes something like that. Single take. Have you seen that?
No, I've not. It's a one hour single take.
It's like a prison interview kind of thing
and it's all acting but like
it is one singular slow push in.
Yeah. Between two characters.
There's no cut. I love that. And it's not boring.
We were just watching a movie where it did, or we were watching
Midnight Mass and they do a lot of that
and I'm like, I love the one
takes. I love that show one takes i love so much pleasure
i love it it's such cinematic masturbation but it's so good yeah yeah no great show like without
the whole case the menendez show is actually pretty good yeah what was the one movie with
the the long one take i think you haven't watched it yet um action sequence 1970 yeah
that is a great movie with amazing
hidden cuts, but it was
where children aren't being born anymore.
Oh, uh...
Children of Men.
That one take is...
Talk about in a car when the shoot happens
and the camera's rotating the whole time
during the car chase.
We'll know when he walks into
the restaurant and then that entire thing's into it.
Where the bomb goes off? Yeah.
I haven't seen that. I'll have to watch that.
Incredible film. Oh my gosh. Children of Ed's in Alzheimer's.
Not to spoil it for them, but the scene
at the end holding up the...
Oh my gosh.
It is a practical effect. These are practical
explosions. It's like a 15 minute
one take. Who's the lead in it?
Is it Colin Farrell? No, Clive.
Clive Bundy.
Clive Bundy.
Goat.
Billy Goat Ranch.
Didn't he get a standoff
with the federal government? I believe he did.
2012. Sorry.
Go on about that.
I'm intrigued about
this standoff with the federal government.
Have you met her already?
What is it? Google the Billy Bob Bundy
ranch? Google
Clive Bundy, Billy Goat Bow Hunt.
Make sure you put a comma. Clive Owen.
Clive Owen.
I was like, wait, now I have to figure
that one out. What's his face? Michael Caine's
in it and stuff like that.
Michael Caine.
Batman, Don't Man,
Mr. Wayne.
Mr. Wayne, I know why people go out at night
wearing black leather.
I do not approve, Mr. Wayne.
God, I love my friend.
We're all retarded.
Everyone's retarded at this table.
I thought that was kind of an interesting tangent because it's like you have like you have netflix documentaries that like portray the actual facts and then you have the what makes
for a good cinematic experience yeah and it's not always the same thing which is a little scary when
it's like that's enough to push the the public perception to a degree where these people are
getting another hearing yeah Yeah. Oh yeah.
It's crazy.
It's not,
it's not for me to say that that's wrong,
but like,
it's a weird line.
Cause it's like,
there's been times in the past where people have been exonerated because of
information that's been pushed out by just people in the past.
Right.
Yeah.
Um,
by USS Indianapolis,
the captain forever was blamed for you.
This is up your wheelhouse.
Captain was blamed forever for the, uh, McVeigh, Captain McVe forever was blamed for you. This is up your wheelhouse. Captain was blamed forever for the McVeigh.
Captain McVeigh was blamed for the sinking of the boat.
And then it started with a seventh graders science project about how like the ship couldn't have like dodged the torpedoes.
And then that started to work its way up in national news.
They like Navy looked at it again and then exonerated work its way up in national news they like navy looked at
it again and then exonerated the memory of mcveigh i did not know how seventh graders could do it and
one of the people military one of the people who came forward he's guilty one of the people who
came forward uh to exonerate him in the hearings that followed was the Japanese submarine captain who fired the missiles.
You know, I think I did hear some of that.
Came forward to say that
Captain McVeigh could not have dodged the missiles
just based on the time that
he, the captain, fired them, and that
it was not the captain of the Indianapolis'
fault that the ship was hit. And that was
a huge testimony and getting him exonerated so much
so that the surviving members of the
USS Indianapolis began to invite the Japanese submarine captain to their meetings after that.
That is dope.
I know a guy who his father or his wife's father was one of the people on the Indianapolis, one of the survivors.
And for a long time, he just carried a lot of hate towards Japanese because you know time during the war and all that stuff
and he was like they're at that trial when the Japanese captain did that and
that did away with all of it like it is at the level of Portland was the one
bombing right there was that one the solo Japanese bomber that dropped uh it
was West Coast I think it wasland the firebomb kites
yeah they tried to like blow them across yeah yeah air channels yeah it was a one dude though
that actually did it and then he gave his sword to the families there was an actual so i'm in
portland or wherever that actually i thought it was when they were trying to uh there is the fire
bombs yeah they were trying to blow fire bombs across wind channels to land on the west coast is that the one you're i think i think is that that's
what you're talking about right and they like the government i don't think it was some dude
like covered it up i think ace imperials during the navy i actually think there's one dude that
actually did a bombing in portland or something about it now i I look really stupid. It's great.
You're doing great.
It's like I take your son.
It's just a podcast. Everyone loves it right now.
You're not derailing anything.
There's actually one where somebody,
there was a Japanese pilot that made it stateside,
dropped bombs or a firebomb or did one thing,
flew back home, and then he came back,
apologized for it, gave his sword to the family that was injured.
It was like one of the only injuries stateside, actual stateside that happened gave his sword apologized and now
he still comes back to the united states like they honor him for that yeah there's a wild
fucking world war ii story but i didn't mean to derail that hard very good no i wasn't talking
about the uh like exoneration you have cases like that where it's like oh an individual bringing out
information years later can make a difference in a good way.
Then you get into the question of like, okay, well, now you have these billion-dollar companies that are profiteering off of certain narratives.
So even though hypothetically maybe information could be used to get good info out and exonerate people, because there's a profit motive, they may not always do that.
Yeah.
They saw that making a murderer did well
and they're like,
ooh.
Yes.
Do that again.
What can we make into making a murderer?
Yeah, it really stems from that.
I wish Rich was here to get his perspective
for an actual detective
because the amount of like,
you know there's still information
that hasn't been released to the public about it
that Netflix doesn't have
and it's like,
well, maybe that doesn't seem weird if you had all the information that those cops have yeah yeah
so yeah it almost like shouldn't be allowed unless you have all the information censorship
i have an idea yeah it's hard to say because it's like you should be able to make whatever
like media you want yes however it's like when that starts to affect things within the actual
judicial system it's like well this is we're entering a weird gray area.
Yeah.
You could do like the Quentin Tarantino thing with like the Hollywood movie.
He did like that Manson thing, but he just went his own way.
Like it's a movie.
Yeah.
It's a movie.
It's a big glorious bastard.
It's not that.
They shoot Hitler in the face with an MP40.
Let's not claim how that happened.
Yeah.
He's playing off of history, but making it his own.
It's like, but they're like, no, this is what happened.
It's a weird gray area.
Why the towers were asking for it.
Jesus.
I'm making a Netflix.
Look at what they were wearing.
I know.
But what were they wearing?
No, I don't know.
It's a strange vibe.
It was a two-year civil field goal.
Oh, jeez.
Nobu Fujita was the only Japanese aviator to bomb America, like Portland.
There's your video.
Yep.
There you go.
You didn't know about that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's history segment.
Interesting.
What did I do?
That's what I did.
I was like, am I right?
Write that down.
Yeah, go ahead. Did I make that up in my head? I was like, am I... Did I make that
up in my head?
I was like, I'm gaslighting.
We were this close to gaslighting.
In my understanding,
it was literally just the one firebomb. That was the only
United States
civilian kills, right?
They buried it in the newspapers?
It was like a family on a picnic
that got hit by one of those manless kite bombs.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's horrible.
That's horrible.
That's not funny at all.
Why are you being me right now?
Why did you lead, cut, chase, track to his camera?
He's being me right now.
I'm laughing and then track back to when you're still laughing right now.
I'm in camera, it's in a cut.
I can come back.
What the fuck? That's disgusting.
That's disgusting behavior.
What?
You got fucking poop over here. Can't condone it.
Yeah.
I need my ginger.
This would be you in the other conversation.
Let's just say I love my game today.
Dude. You have three hours to work for this. in the other conversation. Let's just say I love my game today.
You have three hours to work for this one.
It's a nice sunny day.
You're out on a picnic.
Kids like, oh, oh, oh.
And it's like, isn't it a lovely day, honey?
That sun is really close.
I love how we're like one family.
Unforgivable.
Hiroshima, like the pilots of the Inouye.
Yeah, really.
The picnic makes it so much funnier.
Oh, no.
Funnier is not the... That's the name of the episode,
when the goon doubles down.
I will take that from a lot of people.
I will not take that from you.
You're both like this.
Look, all of us are disgusted.
He's laughing.
Just because the concept
of a picnic
is to leave your home to go to somewhere
more nice yeah like two days nobody goes on a picnic and they're not like it's
not like hey let's go to a nice place like last well it's just because they
should stay home is that horrible turt like this porridge is terrible
serendipitous and in by horrible, I mean, when she says horrible, I say hilarious.
Because the idea is, we're gonna go to somewhere lovely and tranquil, and they got firebombed by the Japanese.
Yeah.
Say thank you.
I get it.
No, I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying.
There's no precedence for that.
There's no, like, we're gonna go out today, look out for a missile strike.
And suddenly,
nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
It's like a sentence you'd never hear.
It's like, one day I went on a picnic and got
firebombed.
Yeah, exactly.
Also, it's a kite. How slow is it moving?
It was a kite?
On fire?
Yeah. Didn't they just tell that still? Were they just told that still? Like, well, maybe it'll go somewhere else.
It's like the scene from Austin Powers.
Oh, yeah.
He screams for three minutes straight.
Oh, no.
Wait, how big was the kite?
Big enough to carry the bomb across the ocean.
Wait, what do you mean it's worse?
In 1945, a Japanese balloon bomb killed six Americans.
Five of them were children.
Dead kids, Isaiah.
Hilarious.
Hold on, excuse me.
I've been waiting years for this.
Oh, that just read.
That's way worse.
Elsie Mitchell almost didn't go on the picnic that sunny day in Oregon.
She had baked a chocolate cake the night before in anticipation for their outing.
See, I told you it was-
Is something funny, I say?
I wonder if it was a chocolate lava cake.
Just the concept of like, Ms. Frizzle.
Like with a bunch of kids
Like we're gonna go to the school
An easy field trip with the frizz? No way
Cruisin' on that nation
You can't read that
You can't read that
Not after all the laughing
Read it
Not after the laughter
This is my job
Please stop
Cue the creepcast music.
You can pick it up wherever you'd like.
Chocolate cake.
Or is this really cold?
26-year-old.
She was expecting.
On the morning of May 5th,
she felt decent enough
to join her husband, Reverend Mitchell,
and a group of Sunday school children
from their tight-knit community.
This couldn't get any worse.
As they set out for nearby...
You better be...
You got a one-way ticket downstairs.
Gerhard Mountain in southern Oregon
against a scenic backdrop
far removed from the war raging across the Pacific.
Mitchell and five other children
would become the first and only civilians
to die by enemy weapons
on the United States mainland during World War II.
A picnic.
As a concept.
Thank you.
It's still funny.
Thank you.
It's like a smiling Frisbee.
Yeah.
We're going to go to the puzzle day.
You're patting him.
And the flaming kite comes down
I understand
It is so insane
It is so
A woman with a reverend
With five beautiful kids
And they're holding a cake
And a flaming Japanese kite
Comes down from heaven
And they hold still
They're looking at it in wonderment comes down from heaven and they hold still.
They're looking at it in wonderment.
It's like that Jim Carrey bit
where he's just pretending to be
who is it?
Jimmy
The Grinch?
No.
No.
He's watching.
Yes, Nick.
Who is that actor? From It's a Wonderful Life. Jimmy Stewart
He's pretending to be Jimmy Stewart
He's like Jimmy Stewart can make anything wonderful
Do you guys know Jimmy Stewart?
He's a really old actor from It's a Wonderful Life
He talks like that
He could make an atomic bomb look
Like it was wonderful
He's like oh he could make an atomic bomb look like it was wonderful. He's like, oh, look at that.
Look at that mushroom cloud.
It could just melt your face off.
And it's just like.
What if I cry?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It's beautiful.
But that's what I think.
And then their uncle, President Truman, saw that newspaper clipping.
Yeah.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Look,
all I'm saying is
all of that was me because I'm an evil person.
Chris was laughing because she was
disgusted by how funny I thought it was.
Caleb and I are the
bad ones.
No, no, no.
He's not walking out of this one.
On the red thread, it is a running bit.
This is my thing.
It is a running bit.
If he has to read about a woman dying,
he can't control himself with laughter.
It's a coping mechanism.
He gets nervous.
It's like he starts doing this.
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
It'll be like,
we're going to talk about the murder, Caleb,
and you can hear the snickering.
And he'll get to the details and he just like dies out of the film.
It's like so horrible that he needs to laugh.
There was the monkey man episode.
Oh my God.
Specifically.
That's what set it off.
Yeah.
That was the start of the end.
Yeah.
Because it was about.
First off, Red Thread.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Me and him do a podcast with Jackson Clark clark called the red thread where we do uh
conspiracy theories um true crime uh cryptids just all kinds of weird stuff where we break it down
one of the holy shit charlie's here i replaced him
he's a permanent guest um one of the episodes we covered, The Monkey Man of New Delhi.
And it was about in New Delhi, India.
A bunch of people said that they saw it.
Dang it.
You're infecting me.
A bunch of people saw The Monkey Man, which was a monkey that had like its head opened up and had like experiments done on it.
So it's like a surgery dome around its head or whatever.
And it was going to kill people.
So there would just be crowds of people. Is that the enemy of like the powerpuff girls mojo-jojo yeah
imagine oh wait what what you're sorry this was like the 70s early 2000 it
might have been like 90s to okay yeah I've been more recent I can't remember
it but it got to the point where people would be like it's the monkey man and
there would be stampedes of mass hysteria
Just running screaming shouting ever people who like would come to the police saying they were cut up and scratched by it in their sleep
IT centers were down for hours. Yeah, exactly
And then Caleb had to read a part about a woman that died
As a result of the monkey man was a... I think this is correct.
Was she pregnant?
No.
She was either pregnant or holding a child.
It was something.
She died.
Did she have a chocolate cake?
She fell down the steps, right?
She fell down steps?
Yeah.
The only death attributed to the monkey man
was a woman
who died falling down steps and he could not stop laughing it's just funny cuz
it's because it's this mass hysteria event that's taken hold of this town and
these people are so like this guy got whooped he got his ass beat by the
monkey man and he's got like wounds on his body and then the only death
because it took hold of a town of like i don't even know how many people are fucking new delhi
yeah like it's just mass hysteria and the only death caused by the monkey man was someone
tripping and falling so is it because of the mass hysteria like were they running yeah
yeah people are running and she went over like a three-story staircase or something
like that. And he couldn't quit laughing
just because of the absurdity of it. So now
anytime we get to a description
of, like, a woman dying or a sensitive
event, he's going, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh,
which makes it funny to him. It's the equivalent
of, like, being in school and the
teacher's like, no one laughed. You look
over at your friend and he's like...
Well, you guys...
You're watching the
movie the Helen Keller
and all your friends are trying not to
die
they also set it up really badly
now
I'm pretty good now
me and Jackson
but they purposefully
set things up.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're intentionally scooting farther away.
I don't know what you're talking about.
They set me up to fail.
And by set him up to fail, we mean do his job.
And also, by the way, it isn't just the women.
It's anybody dying, really.
Anything horribly uncomfortable.
It's not just women, thank God.
No, it isn't just women. It's anybody. They get. Anything horribly uncomfortable. It's not just women, thank God. No, it isn't just women.
It's anybody.
They get a job, horrible.
Also children.
Also children.
Men.
Can't forget the children.
Now, we will, me and Jackson will structure,
we're like, I read set up, he reads suspects,
and it's like, now, for the murder, Caleb,
you haven't read yet.
I think it's your time to take the document.
I'm the most respectful member of the group.
Yeah, for sure.
Good job.
Good job, buddy.
We will grant you a seat as guest, but not part of the council.
Yeah, you're given the seat of the council, but not the rank of Jedi Master.
You're given a seat at the table, but not the rank of host.
Yeah, exactly.
We got there eventually.
Scared people is horrifying.
Thanks, Dan.
Just people freaking out about something is hysteria groups uh like i don't know if hysteria is the right
word but like so when you go when you go through like electrician school you have to do this like
whole section on um fire and how a building has to be built now from all the different shit we've
learned because there's and you have to go through and read all these like historic cases of like in chicago there was a theater and it was the
first night it was open and there was um this massive fire and the doors automatically shut
like fire doors are supposed to but they fucked up and there wasn't really a protocol at the time
so these doors swung shut this way and all the people tried to run out
and were pushing into the people
at the doors and everybody
dies because everybody is
freaking out and nobody could just be like hey back up
so I can open the door
so it's like the whole world
is built around like
basically controlling people like cattle
because now you have to have the doors open this way
and they can't have a knob they have to have those push bars and all this crazy shit i think those
are some of the biggest mass cash events in the united states where you have like somebody just
tosses in like an oily rag and because the doors are built the way they are and like you have public
you know just the the mass yeah hysteria freaking out like that i think there's a nightclub in new
york something that was like 150 deaths yeah crazy shit that was one those on video right yep
whereas during the concert you can see the yeah it will and then the they also
had the insulation that lit on fire and it fell down on it oh we can't use it
why she was over a hundred people I think yeah that one if you were a loved
one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma it was that's when I found out
insulation was like that oh, that is...
That should probably be fireproof.
We should fix that.
The thing that every house in the country is lined with,
the super flammable styrofoam.
We should probably do something about that.
It's a conspiracy from Big Fire.
I remember something about that club.
I like you.
Big Smoke, Big Fire, Big Smoke.
I like it. I can tell he likes it. smoke, big fire, big smoke. I like it.
It's simple.
I can tell he likes it.
I don't know.
If it's really, really good, he'll go, that's funny.
Yeah, that's funny.
And then I come out of bed, like, happy that night.
Like, it was bullshit.
I didn't mind.
It wouldn't be a laugh.
It's funny.
It's a point.
I don't know if I was just going to talk about people dying in a fire.
I was actually going to ask you. Like a fire. I was actually gonna ask you, uh...
Like a hearty laugh, not like a friendly laugh.
Like a, oh, that's funny.
Like a real, like, belly laugh.
His loud laugh is like, it's like,
ha-ha! That's what he does.
It's like his brain's like...
Did you say, whoa?
That's what he sounds like.
It's like, that's his loudest laugh.
His brain's like, I'm gonna get this out now.
Let me, ha-ha! All right, thank you. It's like a sneeze. It's like a that's his loudest laugh. His brain's like, I'm going to get this out now. Let me, all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like a sneeze.
Yeah.
What is the most terrifying, biblically accurate angel to you?
Okay.
I have that rope.
I was like, this is the one.
I'm glad that had a smooth segue.
Chase hard cut to that.
Press fire swap to see where you are.
So there's not that many angels explicitly described in biblical canon.
There's ones that are mentioned in, like, extra canon and stuff like that.
Like, I think Metatron, which sounds like the Transformer.
Metatron, I believe believe I always get it wrong it's either like extra beliefs within Catholicism I'm
pretty sure it might be Judaism anyway he's mentioned as the one who keeps
record of the like the souls allowed into heaven the scribe of God kind of
thing pretty much I've seen Supernatural. It's... Gosh.
No.
He's described as... What is it?
It's like
the creature of a thousand
tongues or something like that
that keeps the record, keeps all memory
things. So that one's like a freaky image. as far as like actual biblical depictions it has to be the ophanim
ophilim or whatever they're called thrones a lot um the wheels within wheels it comes from one
description in the book of ezekiel when ezekiel is effectively being summoned to be a prophet of God. And he makes his way to the river and he sees a creature appear in the
clouds that he describes as wheels within wheels.
And on the wheels are eyes that are viewing him and the wheels,
this gyroscope,
like shapes within shapes.
And that on the wheels are eyes, and that it has this great fire and these wings that sprout off of it.
And it says it is larger than a mountain, and that when it speaks, it speaks with thunder and fire.
So that's pretty mighty.
Now, my opinion is that there's a lot of like, Catholicism does this a lot.
They take the angels. That's terrifying. Oh, yeah. There's like paintings of like the catholicism does this a lot they take the angels
oh yeah there's like paintings of it it's really cool oh yeah i know it's kind of a meme but it's
like when they first introduce themselves as a human it's always be not afraid yeah cool let me
see i love the meme where it's like it's it's that biblically accurate angel and then it's
the chad face like be not afraid this is literally the most terrifying
i think it's like so the catholics do it a lot to where there are specific kinds of angels mentioned
because there's other weird kinds mentioned there's the seraphim uh that come up a lot
they're mentioned in the book of isaiah uh it is these creatures are said to have like it's
they have two wings that cover their
head and two wings that cover their feet and two wings that's come out, they're covered in eyes.
And that's the ones that come to Isaiah whenever he's commissioned to be the prophet says they
leap coals of fire in his mouth. Then there's like the cherubs, which are mentioned as
these creatures that have like the head of a bull, the head of an eagle, the head of like
animalistic features within the wing.
So there's a lot of stuff like that.
And in Catholicism, I say Catholicism like it's just in.
In a lot of Christian beliefs, it is like tiered almost.
It's like, yes, if they are a throne, it is one specific angel that is a throne.
And if they are a seraph, there's one specific that's a seraph, right?
And I think one of the reasons for that is because like in revelations, there's a lot of mention of like around the throne of God, there are the seraphs, seraphim and the cherubim and stuff like
that. So maybe that could be true. But what I also think is possible is that, you know, these angels
aren't really, you know, they existed before we did right so i don't think
they have to be relegated to one form i think maybe they can just be things at different times
like michael's mentioned as the archangel who will eventually you know destroy it to do not
make a supernatural reference that will eventually i wasn't thinking about it yes you were no i was
not michael that will fight lucifer i will not take this from my son. Okay. Michael that will eventually fight Lucifer.
Lucifer.
Lucifer.
Thank you.
Now I got it wrong.
I said Lucifer.
You said Lucifer.
Lucifer.
Thank you.
You're correct.
You gaslight.
Ocifer.
Lucifer.
Ocifer.
Ocifer.
I swear to drunk, I'm not God.
That's funny.
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Yes, that guy.
You have descriptions of Michael and stuff like that.
Most of the time that angels appear in the Bible,
the person who's speaking to them doesn't know they're an angel at first or at least a lot of the time you have like um
uh speaking to the angel does not know that yes samuel's mother rachel i believe no that's not rebecca i think samuel's mother uh didn't think she was gonna have a child then a man appears
before and says you all will have a child do this that. And then in the course of talking to him, he steps into the fire and
disappears and they realize, oh, that was an angel. So that kind of thing happens a lot
throughout the Bible. So they can appear as just people in like normal form, right?
So it's not that I think there's angels that look exactly like people. I think what is more likely
the case is the angels can change their form or how they look depending on what's needed.
In that scenario, he might just have wanted to free Palestine.
I can't wait to watch you guys fight.
It's this class, bro.
Creator clash is going to be great.
It's a conversational thing.
It might be this one.
You have the different tool for different jobs. Like in Ezekiel's case, right? It's a conversational way. It might be this one.
You have the different tool for different jobs.
Like in Ezekiel's case, a lot of the prophecy that Ezekiel would end up delivering was very brimstone and fire.
It was Ezekiel going to the king. There's actually a part, I believe it's in Ezekiel, where Ezekiel is speaking to the king and directly calls him like, basically, thou art the devil.
He looks at the king and says, thou art the anointed cherub who tempted man in Eden.
So it's like, in Ezekiel's case, it's like there's a very wicked rulership over you.
You're going to have to preach hell hot, right?
But in other cases, like Gideon, where he needed to secretly raise up an army,
an angel appears before him, and he can't tell it's an angel at first.
Or no, he can tell it's an angel. That's where I think the first mention of be not afraid is,
but it's just described as like, you know, a person figure. And in other cases, like you have
a case with Elijah, you have a case with, um, Isaac where, uh, an angel appears in a voice,
just like a still soft voice. And in those cases, the thing that they needed to do was much more
subtle, much more personal. Right? So I think it's just the right tool for the right job if god needs
a man to go forward and speak violence and wrath you have the angel appear as a mountain that
speaks with thunder and fire and if he needs to secretly raise up an army if he needs to change
what he's doing it's a voice or a person um i don't necessarily think it has to be just angels
are stuck in one form forever i think it's just the right tool for the right job i mean you also
have like sodom and gomorrah were the first thing like the people of the town wanted to them
immediately yes which is like bizarre it's like you would think that yeah so the in that case the
two angels enter the town as people right and the people attacking just assumed it was two people, right?
They didn't know it was angels.
Obviously, the first course of action.
But what were they doing there?
It wasn't the brimstone and fire yet.
It was the two angels going to Lot's house.
That was another.
They weren't.
The angels were going there to speak to Lot.
They were not going there to speak to the people of the town.
So to go speak to Lot, they appear again as people in a much more neutral, casual form.
Then after that, the fire came.
But for that initial step, it was the peacefulness, the tool for the job, basically.
It's like Caleb with the burritos.
Jesus Christ.
You remember how the other day I was like, angel side, devil side?
No, that was the devil side.
Don't put me on that side.
We've switched places.
No.
Ask them a question.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm going to sit here.
That was, guys, thank you so fucking much for coming out.
First off, before we close out.
I feel like that's bad to end on that.
Okay.
Find a new topic.
Oh, yeah.
No, you're doing great.
Are we done with your fucking phone list now?
No, actually, I do have ghost stuff.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's her alley.
Oh, I still have more if we want.
I can go down that road, too.
Keep going.
If we wait long enough, Caleb's going to bring us food.
Are we talking about ghost stuff?
Yeah, I'm down.
I don't care.
Yeah, if you want.
I feel bad for keeping you guys, but...
I have so much experience with ghosts.
We're not doing anything after this.
We live here now.
We could stay here until Sunday if you want.
It's Friday.
48-hour podcast.
Yeah, dude.
Let's do it.
48 hours.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
Right now.
In that case, I'm going to leave.
You're laughing.
You noticed the palette of terabyte hard drives.
I'm sure you walked in.
We need that before.
Two terabytes.
We got time.
Caleb, I need you now.
No, we're good.
I'm good.
This is a good ghost stuff.
I know you guys are.
You hunt it.
Are you a believer?
Not a believer?
I don't know.
I want to see if ghosts are real.
I want to see them.
I don't believe in them at all.
He's a ghost poker.
I would if they showed them, if there was some kind of evidence, I'd believe.
What about Isaiah?
I know.
That's why I love this.
Yeah, okay.
Sorry, I asked your question.
You got to pop some more of that.
You just asked it, Reddick.
You asked.
Do you believe in ghosts?
That's not what I'm talking to them.
I'll talk to you.
Okay.
Do you believe in ghosts?
What's your opinion on that? I don't know if you believe in ghosts? That's what I'm talking to them. I'll talk to you. Okay. Do you believe in ghosts? What's your opinion on that?
I don't know if I believe in ghosts.
So the Bible says to be absent with the body is to be present with the Lord.
Right.
And I don't really think there's exceptions to that.
At least none that are listed.
Now, I do believe in angels and demons.
Right.
But one of the whole things that happened with Christ's crucifixion
was we went from the age of law to the age of grace.
So things like angels and demons don't happen as literally on earth anymore, right?
But there's this weird gray area in the Bible where it talks about spirits, right?
It talks about spirits coming over people a lot.
It talks about Saul, that a spirit entered his mind and made him hostile towards david and it talks about um spirits from uh like dark spirits the roman or spirits to stay
away from uh i don't think it was jesus but somewhere in the new testament it says those
who speak strange spirits find them something to that effect um so it's like okay well that sounds something and then there is one case in the bible uh where
for a bad reason the spirit or the soul the ghost effectively of someone who's dead comes back and
that's with uh samuel when saul are you familiar with the story saul going to the witch yeah yeah
so when saul goes to the witch um i would explain this to you guys, but I'm not talking to you all for the rest.
Thank you for bringing that back up.
When Saul goes to see the witch, y'all talk to Eli, he's fine.
Fuck me then.
He doesn't know about it.
So, in the Bible,
there's this
point when Saul
wants to have David killed
because he knows David is supposed to take the throne.
So, Saul gets upset.
Thank you.
That's the first time you've been thanked for leaving the podcast.
In all 200 episodes.
So Saul wants David dead because he knows David has the rightful heir to the throne as god has said so saul um goes to
a witch because saul is so stuck in his mind that he should be king that he's like oh i'm going to
go uh to a witch and summon the spirit of samuel the prophet and samuel was a prophet for god who
originally commissioned or anointed Saul to be king,
but then Saul messed up, so Samuel moved on to David.
But Saul is so stuck in his mind that he's like, no, I'm supposed to be king.
Samuel will know that.
Samuel will agree with me.
So he goes to a witch and asks the witch to summon the soul of Samuel.
And it says that the spirit of Samuel appears appears and I think the line that said it says
he appears with spirits and says uh why hast thou disquieted me or something which is like who why
hast thou disturbed my slumber right yeah and he said and he basically like lays it out to Saul
the spirit of Samuel does and says um it's it's this whole thing about like thou hast
basically bit the hand that's fed you, thou hast gone against God.
Thy soul
and the souls of thy sons will be required.
And then the next day on the battlefield,
Saul and his sons were killed.
So Saul suffered serious damage
for it, but that is an example in the Bible
of a ghost showing up.
It's interesting.
It's interesting.
It's all interesting.
I don't know.
Yeah, for me, I'm just curious.
I'm just a curious little guy.
It's like him.
I mean, he wants to have that experience or whatever.
Yeah, I would like to.
I don't believe in them.
I don't have faith that ghosts are real. That I'm willing to disregard my experience and history and books and science and things like that.
There are things I'm willing to disregard aspects of to have faith in those things or believe in those things.
But not ghosts.
If I saw one, I would believe in it.
But it doesn't make my life better to believe in it or worse. Can I call out a nuclear-grade non-answer on Isaiah's part?
Sure.
Did you all hear something?
Yes.
A little pitter-patter.
Everyone's shitting on Brandon now.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What is it?
I want to hear it.
Well, no, because you did bring up a very very like that was a well uh explained i think
biblical answer but like you with you personally like things you've experienced because i think
you like you you've been to a lot of uh i guess very haunted places and stuff like that and you
have you clearly have an interest with it like creepcast and everything is that something that
you actually believe in at least to some degree or um i would love to be convinced i think um but
it's i i do believe in the supernatural so do i and yeah and the afterlife and god and the devil
i firmly believe in the supernatural i don't think i believe in the souls of people
still walking the earth got it basically and i don't even necessarily believe that demons or
spirits or whatever would present themselves in such a way like uh it's a cliche line from that
usual suspects but the devil you know greatest trick convincing the world he didn't exist i have no idea why spirits or demons or whatever would show their hand like
that and maybe in individual circumstances like individual people who saw something maybe that is
a spirit or ghost or whatever i don't think there would ever be proof i don't think they that would
ever happen because like that if that ever were to happen that ruins the game that ruins the
the um what's the word I'm looking for?
They're accomplishing their end goal in their absence.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, because, you know, I've talked about it on the podcast before,
but the devil's whole trick is to just make people not trust in God.
He doesn't need to win.
He just needs God to lose for individuals, right?
If you prove the devil, then, like, fuck.
Well, then by cause and effect, like, I'm going to church now, right?
That defeats the whole point so i don't even think they would ever prove themselves in any substantial way
uh again maybe individually like like the bible talks about possessions and stuff like that and
i believe in that to some degree but i don't believe there'd ever be possessions to the point
that it would out them right or something like that that was going to be my next question if
you believe in that specific so So I believe in possessions,
uh,
at least as mentioned in the new Testament and stuff like that.
Uh,
there's one case of the people.
Um,
it's while Paul's preaching and I want to say Antioch,
I can't remember which church,
but,
it's mentioned in the book of Acts chapter seven,
I think,
um,
a group of people who have heard of what paul's doing
in casting out spirits go to try to cast out a demon themselves and says they go to the person
that is possessed and say they're going to cast him out and says the demon looked up at them in
the person and said jesus i know and paul i know but who are you effectively saying that they don't
have any power in the spirit they're nothing it says i would shit my pants in that moment that's a kidding it says the person leaped at
them and rent their clothes from them and they walked from the house crippled and wounded
jesus yeah so it's like that's mentioned in the bible right so that's be real to some degree
but again in the modern age i don't think they would show their hand that way yeah because that
defeats the purpose if people can get possessed and they're evil then like he loses right it's like you know that's bad
we don't want that to happen yeah um so i've never thought about that that is like hey if we show that
that's why it can't be recorded because then they the devil itself is losing because then everyone
is on board like oh yeah exactly okay it's that's
like the the test it's like you're it's either you have faith or you don't have faith based off of
jesus and and everything that he did so i never really understood satanism in general where
they're like all right well if you've read the book that's why you decided to worship that guy
typically satanism is like non... There's Luciferian
Satanism, which is like the
worship of that, but most Satanist stuff, like
Anton LaVey and all that, is like
hedonism. It's like hedonism.
Yeah. It's almost... Yeah.
I want to do what I want, and God's dead,
and let's have a party. That's what most
of it is. It's basically like
atheism, but like... Edgy atheism.
Edgy atheism, exactly. It's not like a pentagram on the table andgy atheism. Edgy atheism, exactly.
It's not like a pentagram on the table and everybody's...
But some are.
Yeah, sometimes it is.
I'm going to prove to you how unimportant this is to me,
and I'm going to parody that.
Exactly.
And that's kind of the way, I mean, you know,
if you believe in it or not, like how the devil works.
You know, it's convincing you that this is not real.
So, yeah, it's interesting.
Nothing to worry about.
Have fun.
Enjoy life. And don't worry about what comes afterwards. So, yeah, it's interesting. Nothing to worry about. Have fun. Enjoy life.
And don't worry about what comes afterwards.
Yeah, there's no repercussions.
I think if possession still works in the, or if that's still even part of the ploy,
I think it would be people possessed who would never show any signs of it and perhaps put
into, people put into places of influence for others and would never show any signs
of it to anyone.
I think that would be the way that would happen for a sample YouTuber with just over
4 million subscribers.
Doesn't
the Catholic Church have
desert? That was just like a
B to your opinion.
What about Catholic Church?
I was going to say, don't Catholic Church have like, sorry, I don't know, but they're like.
Yeah, you wouldn't know about 4 million subscribers, would you?
I don't.
Jesus.
I don't.
I'm not bitter.
Wow.
I'm some family rival.
Because they have like different geographical regions with, I think it's called a diocese.
Doesn't each one have have a designated exorcist
that has special training or something?
Did you grow up Catholic?
No, Christian.
Jesus. Catholic is Christian.
No, I know, but just like, not Catholic, but just
overall, just
like your basic Christian.
That was really funny.
It's either you're Catholic or just like i'm not a baptist or protestant you just grew up broad christian yeah that's what i meant yeah um yes i believe so i don't know the specifics of it but
if i know right because i know that the way it's broken up is you have like the pope and then you
have like the cardinals of different regions and under those are bishops and then individual church priests, fathers, stuff like that.
Somewhere in that chain, there are people trained in exorcism.
I don't know if that's like a bishop's position or some priest position.
Like I don't know what role that is in there.
But somewhere on that hierarchy, yeah, there are people trained in exorcism.
Have you seen the Pope's Exorcist?
Have you seen the movie? It's actually a really fun movie you should
watch it if you haven't seen it it's on netflix the what the pope's exorcist with russell crowe
no it's an awesome did you watch it that's good i like it a lot it's fun it was really fun it's
not what personal experiences though like you've probably had some well the thing is
don't so you have you had any experiences with it?
And then have you seen her experiences?
Because I'm assuming you trust her.
You're not like, you're a liar.
Yeah.
No, I don't think she's a liar.
No.
Yeah, for me, it's...
You have a bold claim.
She's legit.
I understand that it's causation.
If I put my scared self in a situation where I'm in a haunted place, that's scary.
And it's dark.
And any creak or any noise or any flash,
like I'm going, I'm looking for ghosts.
So I'm going to think that's a ghost.
I'm very willing to believe.
I'm exactly.
And I'm very, I try to be very aware of that
in those situations.
And then there's some situations where,
you know, we try to debunk it and we do like,
I'd say 99% of the time.
And then sometimes we just can't.
And I don't know what that means. Like maybe it means that it was nothing and I would
just wasn't able to debunk it or I experienced something. So that's just something I'm not,
I don't say like a hundred percent. This is this, that I'm like, I heard a voice in front of me
say something. I don't know what that means. It scared me. It was weird weird and we caught it on camera but i don't know like i i don't know
so it's very strange but i'm very aware of like if you do put yourself in that situation if you
go hunting for bigfoot if then and you see a psychology place it's all psychology you hit
what you aim at exactly for that thing you're gonna find exactly yeah so when it comes to
ghost hunting i think for everyone that's just what it is. When you catch
something on camera, have you shown him and you're like
how do we...
I haven't sat down and like actually
gone through stuff with him
like that. I think he would
just be like... If no woman's dying, he doesn't care.
Yeah, exactly. Is this funny
or not?
Yeah. Because if it's not funny,
I don't care.
Yeah. And I'm totally Because if it's not funny, I don't care. Yeah.
And I totally,
like,
it's totally cool.
I'm the same,
though.
Like,
I would love it,
like,
love for,
like,
somebody to just walk up
and be like,
hey,
I'm a ghost.
What's up?
How's it going?
But I haven't had that happen.
I think,
like,
the whole,
like,
the gray area of,
like,
spirits in the Bible,
I think maybe some experience
that happened, maybe the results of that. I don't know i don't know yeah and even if like i tell people this like
for example i don't believe in aliens i don't think aliens are real right just really because
like bible doesn't mention them i don't know how they'd come up but if aliens turned out to be real
tomorrow that would it i wouldn't be like oh i guess god's not real it would just be like okay
i was incorrect in how i framed that. You'd have the Warhammer
philosophy of
only one of us
was made in God's image,
motherfucker.
That's what I do.
I'm about to find out
what that means.
That's what I do
to the geese
at the local park
near my house, too.
Oh, that's a deep cut.
I can't remember that one,
but that came from somewhere.
Yeah, it was a meme
that was like me
going to the local park
about to let the geese
know why I'm the one
made in God's image.
Jesus Christ.
So.
Venocide.
But.
Xenophobe, I'm not afraid.
I think that if aliens are real, it's like, oh, it's not that God's not real.
It's just that I need to readjust my thinking.
If tomorrow confident evidence came out that the spirits of the dead could be found, talked to, still exist,
it wouldn't be like, well, I guess heaven and hell is not real and all that.
It would just be like, okay, I just need to reframe my understanding of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm under the same kind of frame.
Which, if anything, that would prove it even further.
Honestly, yeah.
Because of the references you're talking about.
It's like, oh oh that's really interesting so there's also a lot of really interesting like old testament stuff
where like people i don't know the way that they phrase certain things especially older
old testament stuff where like it implies the existence of other magic and things outside of god
which is really interesting like sorcery and things like that where it's like there's almost
like an understanding of a supernatural element that doesn't really exist in the new testament as much yeah i think again i think that comes back to jesus
uh because the whole thing was like we had to follow the law yeah you had to follow the rule
and like the stuff laid out by the prophets uh and then jesus ended all that jesus came to earth yeah
um he was the final sacrifice the lamb of god God. Right. And with his death. No more fun magic. Exactly.
Yeah.
Like actually.
All that stuff that had to be done physically for you to happen is gone now.
Like the temple was rent in half.
Yes.
It's because they all failed.
There was already a flood.
Yeah.
And then.
We tried that twice.
There was miracles happening.
Still, people weren't buying it.
And we're like, okay, we're going to kill Jesus, bring him back to life.
Now y'all need to just believe.
There's no more like our sins rely on the high priest.
He is the mediator.
Exactly.
That's the meme going around about Judas.
It's like, dude, even if you didn't believe he was the son of God,
you're still clearly fucking with a very high-level wizard.
Really very amazing.
Bad call.
Really bad call.
He's like standing around and watching the crippled guy get up.
He's like, okay, well, anyone could do that.
Two fish, a thousand fish, anybody can miscount.
Oh, okay.
You're telling me they brought empty baskets and started handing them out.
Help me keep it fresh. Okay. You're telling me they brought empty baskets and started handing them out. How many people
did you kill?
Okay.
And no one reached in and realized
that there was more blow fall
all of a sudden.
Easily explainable.
Okay.
Blood and water, whatever.
Wine and water.
I hate that we always
have the most intelligent
conversation at the end
of the podcast
oh I love it
yeah I guess
they're not here anymore
it has to warm up
yeah
no they're not here
you're right
they left 40 minutes ago
they're dead right now
we warmed them up
we warmed them up
for the intelligent
conversation
well Donut2
do you want to close this out yeah i'll close
this out thank you all so much for watching appreciate it thank you so much to uh everyone
today thank you to eli double tap nick the flat electrician uh my father who i'm not on speaking
terms with at the moment uh caleb slash umpaville slash game developer slash slash Willy Wonka and call me Chris. Oh, wow.
And, also known as TikTok.
Beautiful boy.
Where can we find you and what projects
are you guys doing right now?
Just look up OompaVille. You can find me
anywhere pretty much.
But Black Pine is my game
that's coming out hopefully soon.
And Sour Dog GG is where you can get candy.
Yeah, candies.
Wishlist it?
Yeah, they can wishlist it if they want.
Force them.
They will listen.
Just play it.
Play it, and if you like it, wishlist it.
Yeah, look at it.
You guys are so much kinder to the audience than we are.
He might also be one of the extras on the plane.
You know, the ten others.
He's a lot of the extras on the plane. You know, the 10 others. He's one of the 10 others.
Call me Chris and random people.
Where do we find you?
Call me Chris.
Or TikTok.
And what is the name of your movie one more time?
Oh, it's House on Eden.
House on Eden.
House on Eden.
Yep.
You can check out the trailer on my channel.
And hopefully it'll come out soon.
When is this going to come out?
No idea. Okay. idea sometimes in the next month
or two it might be out now
if not hopefully soon
so A24 hit her up
yeah yeah exactly
and where do we find you Mr. Williamson
oh I've already done one of these
like yesterday
fuck me sorry
so did the rest of us
every time
I mean I feel bad
doing the plug twice
you know what
Appalachian Rebuild Project
go check it out
if you have the time
yeah
there you go
I'll shout that out
thank you
thank you
I appreciate y'all
thank you
on that note
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