Unsubscribe Podcast - 20 - Baddie Daddie ft Chocolate Operator

Episode Date: July 15, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:41 and then it cuts to her actual intro. Wyatt, you do it. This is the strong one, right? Yeah, this is... This is the kick in the pants White Claw. Hi, welcome to unsubscribed. Hey, the crew's back. Hello. Plus one.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Plus one. We have a crew's back. Hello. Plus one. Plus one. We have a special guest. Very special. Black Adam. Yay, guys. That's his actual name, just so before we get canceled. It's Black Adam's his name? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:16 That is not my actual name. I don't even know why they call me that. Well, that was a fun run, guys. Unsubscribe. Episode 20. That's it. Cancel that. Well, that was a fun run, guys. Unsubscribe. Episode 20. That's it. Canceled. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:29 I have something. Okay, yeah. Chocolate's here. We get it. It's cool. There's something very important we need to talk about. Wait, is this what the – This is the story.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Okay, so at brunch today I was like, Eli, I know what we're going to talk – I keep staring at the dick on the paper. There's a dick on this paper and I can't stop staring. We've got to hide that. Hide the – I can't. It's distracting. It's our notes. Okay, so when we were at brunch today I was like stop staring. We've got to hide that. Hide the dick. I can't. It's distracting. It's our notes. Okay, so when we were at Brunson, I was like, man, I've got a story to tell.
Starting point is 00:01:49 So I just got my motorcycle, right? It was from Ohio. It was shipped here. And the guy who shipped it here, I don't remember his name, but he was like a good old boy. Like his name was Jeff Rowe or some bullshit. And it was shipped to Ohio. He drove it straight through, right? And he was like, I'm going to be here at 7 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:02:04 It'll be great. And, you know, 7.30 rolls around 8 o'clock. I'm going to be here at 7 o'clock. It'll be great. And 7.30 rolls around 8 o'clock. I'm going to be there at 9 o'clock. 9 o'clock rolls around 9.30. He finally shows up in one of those sprinter vans. And he's got the bike in there. And we wheel it off. And then Lori comes out.
Starting point is 00:02:16 For those who don't know, Lori is my girlfriend. Goth Hooters. Goth Hooters. Were you hiding that fact? No, I'm just so... If somebody didn't watch the last couple i guess i'm just i'm laying the groundwork for the story well it just sounded like you're ashamed of her she should be ashamed of me well you were like
Starting point is 00:02:33 like you're hiding your relationship okay okay okay back on so laurie walks out right and and this dude just goes hi and i'm like oh this is uh my girlfriend laurie and he just goes oh i thought it was your daughter nice and i just look at laurie and she looks at me like like the look on her face will be burned into my memory for it. Daddy? Well, she calls me Daddy. I thought you were just a gothic family. I'm like, how old do I look? You look old as shit, I guess. Daddy's not aging well.
Starting point is 00:03:18 I have been sitting on this story for a week. Oh my God. Just waiting for a podcast because I'm like, I need... That's the one where you should have ran with it that is my daughter corbin smacker making out jeff rowe wanted a carrot he said he's a good old boy he's like i was just like but we just kind of looked back and forth and looked at this and he was like cool and he just went back
Starting point is 00:03:46 to offload his bike like how are you just going to say that and then walk away Lori was just trying to keep it straight
Starting point is 00:03:53 I'm dating my dad he probably told all his boys that night he's like no I told this fucker oh I thought
Starting point is 00:03:59 that was your daughter he's like she just seen his fucking face it was rough it was it was not hence daddy baddie yeah yeah that's the gold oh bad daddy yeah fuck should have what other stories we got
Starting point is 00:04:15 fucking well first off introduce everyone now we now hi donut here hi everyone donut here uh i'm donut this is this is chocolate chocolate operator he was a police officer with me at the in the south Hi, everyone. Dullnut here. I'm Dullnut. This is Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate operator. He was a police officer with me in South Carolina. We kicked in doors together and did a bunch of crazy stuff. Yeah, we hired a bunch of prostitutes sometime. We can talk about that a little bit later. We never paid them, though.
Starting point is 00:04:39 So did we actually hire them? We kidnapped them, actually, in a drug dealer's avalanche. Hopefully you stay for the remainder of that story so it doesn't sound so bad. I can't wait to cut that and make it a clip. We kidnapped a bunch of hookers. The worst part, too, about kidnapping them is they had these guys who tried to come rescue them. We called the police on those guys, too. So we're resting not kidnapping, just so we're clear right yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:05:08 yeah no we were yeah we were cops together and we did we did yeah we did it off duty sometimes too we're really getting canceled nothing's all right i mean in for a penny in for a pound boys might as well just have fun with this one god boys we got batty streams hi Eli oh and then drawtism did the most amazing artwork boom can you see it on the main camera can you see yeah we'll put it right here if you guys can't party fucking look at it party first off you i complimented you today actually he did yeah i was like party's really fucking stepping parties are editor Party, first off, I complimented you today. I complimented you today. He did. Actually, he did.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I was like, Party's really fucking stepping up. Party's our editor. Now, maybe one day he could do a thumbnail that's not the exact same one. I do all those thumbnails. I just put those up. Oh. I don't know how to make thumbnails. You can't Google how to make a thumbnail?
Starting point is 00:05:59 No, I just don't give a fuck. Well, you're unemployed. Yeah, I still don't give a fuck. Every episode is like, you're unemployed. Yeah, I still don't give a fuck. Unemployment doesn't give me motivation. You should check out this episode. Which one? All our faces are the exact same. You can't identify any different episodes.
Starting point is 00:06:15 We should use that for the thumbnail for this next one. Yes, absolutely. Perfect. The later ones, I looked at your YouTube yesterday, and the later ones, they do. They have different thumbnails. No, no, the early ones. The early ones the early ones because eli was doing it all those are the early ones yeah i handed it off to these two and they you know most of the time it goes up pineapple and batty i've done the same thing
Starting point is 00:06:45 Nothing has changed with what I do I do the exact same thing I upload the bullshit You give me a thumbnail I put it up Or you don't give me a thumbnail And I don't put one up Yeah let me just
Starting point is 00:06:57 Let me just Fucking Magically create some artistic talent So I can make No I don't give a fuck! I didn't realize cutting our faces out took so much time. Eli's giving me.
Starting point is 00:07:11 He must not give a fuck. I'm like, weird. Eli, stop sending me thumbnails. I'm not going to put them up anymore. Okay. This is a great start. Eli? That's you. Oh, hi! Eli, that's you.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Oh, hi. Eli, double tap. Oh, no. Fucking, I hate all of you. Okay, first things first. Batty had us play a trash ass game. No, we got introduced. We kind of introduced. Have we talked about it?
Starting point is 00:07:40 Kind of. Kind of. Okay, well, this is chocolate. Hi, chocolate. Hi, chocolate. Hi, chocolate. Don't call me chocolate, by the way. I've never figured out why chocolate hi chocolate don't call me chocolate by the way i've never figured out why y'all just start calling me chocolate because you're sweet oh that's it oh man that was a smooth fucking
Starting point is 00:07:54 so dnd about about dungeons and Dragons. So we... Oh, man. Man, these white claws are strong. Chocolate kissed me yesterday. No, I didn't. We got in the truck, and he's like, I kissed a man. I did not kiss Eli. Dude, this is going to live on the internet forever.
Starting point is 00:08:23 See, that's what I said. And then he's like. No, Batty, first off. Did it get you too bad? Oh, yeah. Not yesterday. Eli got me a couple weeks ago. But the best part was Batty.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I was like, Batty, kiss me. He's like, you kiss me first. But you can't argue with that. I don't feel so bad now because, you know, I was like, man, I was like, when did your first boy kiss you? He's like, I haven't don't know, I was like, when was your first boy kiss? He was like, I haven't kissed a boy. I'm like, I haven't kissed a boy. Dude, yesterday at the 4th of July, Matt just walked up to me and he was like, Batty, I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:08:53 He just goes, I was like, what the fuck? He's like, I thought you were going to chicken. I'm like, I don't lose that gay chicken. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. Oh, Matt just fucking, Matt kissed me yesterday. Yeah, straight up. He just, we were staring at each other's eyes just waiting for one of us to go.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Pull away. Pull away. No, you. That's different. My kiss is different. This is not a kiss, okay? Eli forced himself on me. He holds me.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Did he climb you like a tree? No, I didn't. I didn't jump his face. He was leaning in, and so we're just like, just leaning into each other, staring at each other. And I was like, oh, he's not going to stop. Oh, like I started jerking. And Eli just pecked me.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I cupped his face. I vividly remember I was screaming. Oh, stop. No. Internally. I was like, oh, he really did it. Like, I thought you were just bluffing. His body was telling him yes.
Starting point is 00:09:41 He blacked out a little bit. Sorry. He pulled me down too. He's so strong. He's so strong. He's so strong. Dude, we're just adding up all the authors for the death of coffee. I know. Yesterday was weird, man.
Starting point is 00:09:55 There was a lot of dudes kissing dudes. I love my girlfriend. And we lost a lot of subscribers. Or gained a few extra. When everybody back home sees this, they're going to fuck with me so much. So you mean Texas Kissing Boys? That's what you do when you move to Texas. Steers and what?
Starting point is 00:10:18 Exactly. I'm not a steer. I'm going to get uninvited to so many events now. Weird, you're not on the barbecue list anymore. Thanks, Communicado. Holy fuck, dude. Oh, man. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Well, this is a good episode so far. Dungeons and Dragons. So we played the new Dungeons and Dragons game recently. It was Dungeons and Dragons Dark Alliance, which is the story of Drist Dorden, his early before he got both of his scimitars. And this was the Icewind Dale trilogy. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:52 On the PC. Yeah. And yeah, it's just a new game that came out on Xbox PC and I think PS3 as well. But either way, I was like so excited because I'm a nerd and I wanted to play it really bad, but it was the worst game I've played in a very long time. Bruh.
Starting point is 00:11:08 It was bad. I probably would have had a better time punching myself in the dick. Just like pummeling my own cock in. It was not a good game, dude. I wanted to like it for you so bad. I tried, dude. I was trying so hard. You were so positive about it.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I was like, guys, come on. Just one more mission. Just a little more. Donut, like, mission one. He's like, I'm going to get my refund now. I'm out. Nothing hits like playoff hockey. The road to the cup starts on FanDuel.
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Starting point is 00:12:12 like an hour and a half and i'm like oh i have a oh i have a special move because there's nothing on screen there's no tutorial it's the controls are terrible there's a i think there's a clip of me on twitch where you're like i'm just gonna return this and you just see me die inside the light leaves my eyes please just a little longer a little longer we did three three dungeons right yeah we'd be three missions three missions yeah after after the first hour i was like oh i'm a healing class they didn't tell me that there was nothing like fucking oh how to walk on ice spikes well you have to walk in fire naturally
Starting point is 00:12:47 you're like you should probably explain the game mechanics other than it's Drift, Wolfgar, Brunner you're like great characters you're like here
Starting point is 00:12:54 and that's it it just fell apart after that the worst fucking controls like no auto lock dude it's the melee but no auto lock
Starting point is 00:13:04 Zelda Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time had an auto lock it was like having's a melee but no auto lock zelda major legend of zelda ocarina of time had a had an auto lock it was like having ocarina of time controls without auto lock so nintendo 64 from how we're fucking long ago you're trying to turn your camera and shit while also using the shittiest it was so bad and your guy just keeps going forward when you attack it finishes the combo that's okay because i was like why, like, why is he just kicking the air?
Starting point is 00:13:27 And not one of you swinging sword and ammo. And, dude, if you didn't exactly hit the enemy, your dude would do, like, this weird misanimation and drain all your stamina. And then it would be like, I'm going to stand here and get hit for, okay, now I'm ready. And it was just like a waste of three seconds. Dude, the AI was so bad, too. Sometimes it was just standing there doing nothing and you're just pummeling on it. Remember when we glitched that dude into the wall? It was like one big boss thing and he just got stuck in the wall and we just hit him until he died.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Oh, yeah. We backed him into the corner. We were just like, get him in the corner, boy. Beat him up. And he didn't do anything. He just stood there and watched us kick the shit out of him. And it was the big boss of that mission. It was like the final boss.
Starting point is 00:14:06 There was no in-between either. You would either get one shot or there was nothing. No, the little guys weren't too bad. But if it was anything other than a complete piece of shit minion that you could one hit, they would damn near kill you every swing. And we were on not even like a hard setting. No. It was dumb. It was really, really really bad i'm not happy about what you were saying is like if you increase it to the next
Starting point is 00:14:29 level even you just get one-shotted yes yeah by by everything why like and we were saying we were talking about too like they don't have testers they don't have people sit down and say this is repetitive garbage with bad controls and terrible ai one they probably did they just ignored it you know they did yeah like are you sure kevin money yeah this is a really bad a lot of people are not gonna play this and it's like they're really excited about these characters that's all they cared for it's like just attach the character's name to a little cell and that's i mean we bought it yeah i got my refund though yeah i need to do that i don't don't know if I'm going to be able to. I think we...
Starting point is 00:15:06 Just try it. They know it's so terrible they're giving people refunds back. Yeah, yeah. That's true. I haven't been that disappointed in a fucking game. It's probably No Man's Sky for me. It felt like a PS2 game. It was literally like...
Starting point is 00:15:17 No Man's Sky. It felt like a PS2 game. It felt like No Man's Sky. A bad PS2. Yeah. That was... I waited a year for that to come out. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:15:24 I was on that hype train the entire time, just fucking drinking that bullshit ready for it, just dick and mouth, and it was awful. Play with everyone at once, and then you load in your... by yourself. It was like you're never going to run into another player. The universe is so vast.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Four hours in. Four hours in, there's a post on Reddit of a guy that found another player, and they're standing beside each other. But they're not there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they were in the same one, but you can't see each other. Yep.
Starting point is 00:15:49 They literally, it was the exact same fucking planet, the same coordinates, and they're just like, we're next to each other. It's weird that nothing's happening. And then, like, 18 more people did it in the next hour, and they're just like, so it's not a glitch. Y'all just didn't put the multiplayer in like you said you did huh dude internet historian did a hilarious video about no man's sky and fall he did no man's sky and he's done fallout 76 too now though that's what people were telling me that no man's sky is good now yeah they actually fixed it yeah like there's a full-on multiplayer there's different missions there's a fuck ton new shit in it it's actually really really good now huh i didn't realize well that was the other one star citizen i didn't realize how much money has been poured into star citizen for a
Starting point is 00:16:28 fucking go fund me i put a lot of money into star citizen it's at 700 million dollars been dumped into that game it's not done yeah really it's not even holy shit done not even close to being done i will say though it is the probably the best early access game i've ever played oh yeah it looks fucking wonderful it looks beautiful and it's nowhere near like end game stuff it looks real good yeah i'll just check it out people keep talking about it i haven't seen it i mean i'll i haven't played in probably a year at this point but i jump in every now and then when they do like a big big update because i have a bunch of ships and shit in it because you have to like the pledge for a ship the concept is so fucking amazing dude it's honestly it's like if no man's sky wasn't cartoony and super good is it like eve
Starting point is 00:17:11 yeah yeah okay yeah but done with less of the spreadsheets spreadsheets yeah straight up it's like a better much better looking eve like with some sim feel to it it's definitely got like some simulation space simulator type that's rad yeah i'll check it out coolest fucking ships models in the the game that you can explore the entire bits of your ship that's fucking like it's it's really cool i think they announced grand theft auto 6 for like 2026 or something yeah yeah it's very far away they're still milking them shark cards for a guy that thought of five for another five years. They know they can make another $200 billion. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Fucking kids or their mom's credit card. Oh, sure. Have another shark card. And there goes $800. I was like, Holy shit. That game's coming out that far.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Oh my God. That's a long ways away. Like the Roblox. I was about to say, I'm glad John didn't find grand theft auto. I'll make sure he's fine. Then when he gets back, really,
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Starting point is 00:19:10 Y'all be talking about someone, and then, oh, look what so-and-so just delivered to my front porch. I'll be like, damn. It works every time. Also, Jameson, do your thing, party. Jameson. I love Jameson. It's just a bottle of Jameson.
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Starting point is 00:19:34 what was the one this is what happens when donuts car we both got a car didn't we talk about no no we haven't talked
Starting point is 00:19:42 about it because it took eight weeks for you to get it you guys got cars I got a motorcycle yeah we're all upgraded well mine's old it's really nice looking though thanks man it looks cool it ran dude it ran so good oh that's awesome yeah baddie had a problem with his new motorcycle it wasn't yeah dad my dad listened to this podcast you fuck i don't happen it stalled out as soon as I let off the throttle.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Like, I could not let off the throttle whatsoever. I'd have to sit in neutral fucking on it a little bit, keep the RPMs high. I put premium fuel in it, and now it works great, though. Premium fuel. Apparently. That feels weird. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Our new sponsor. Shell Gaston MX. I'm going to text my father saying, fuck you, you're an idiot. I bet he was just looking for an excuse to leave us and not hang out with us. No, no. How long did it take me to get to fucking brunch this morning? It was like a half an hour for a 15-minute drive because it stalled no matter what I did if I wasn't full on. If I got off the throttle at all, it was just like, and it was out.
Starting point is 00:20:46 And you have to start it with your opposite hand while holding the clutch on the opposite. So I'm like going 45, 50, just fucking mashing that button. Yeah, I'm mashing it just like this. And I was just like, I hope nobody comes up behind me. Definitely didn't have my helmet on. Such a dude thing to do It was probably doing that in the driveway And you're like It's fine
Starting point is 00:21:11 Dude The first stop light It's fine I'll get there He keeps going He could have turned around He's like Nah
Starting point is 00:21:18 We're going You were 100% It was 100% Doing it in the driveway I was like I was like I'm just just going to stay on it. It'll be fine. And then I'm in fucking fifth gear, fourth gear, and it was like.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. He wanted to turn around real bad, but then your boy just popped up. Here he's like, be a man. Boston be a man came into my head. I was like, I'm a full set in this bitch, and hopefully I don't die. Drive your broke motorcycle. Be a man. Dude, straight up the way back, though, ran beautifully.
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Starting point is 00:22:47 GSXR front end custom frame 1974 BMW R90S motor with a Harley hardtail rear end and I think Ducati carbs moto gadget electronics everything's brand new
Starting point is 00:23:00 and old at the same time it's fucking beautiful what kind of seat is that though it's a bobber I was looking at the seat I was like it's a hardtail bobber it's like a c is that though? It's a bobber. I was looking at the seat. I was like... It's a hardtail bobber. It's like a cusp complete.
Starting point is 00:23:07 It's a rat rod bobber. Is it comfortable? Not on long trips. You don't take that far. Like, I don't know if I... Bernie's probably as far as I'd ride that fucking thing. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Yeah. That's like a bar to bar bike. It's just like your ass on like two springs. It's a hardtail bobber. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Hardtails are not no joke they're not cruiser bikes they're it's it's a look it's an old school look it's just how they they used to do it yeah all my back problems let's keep cut to donut saying bad doesn't take care of himself again imagine that you take care of your stuff and it runs better all right eli i want to save donut's car for last because it's like oh oh but eli what'd you do recently i got it first because your car shit i hate his car so much you do you you're like you should have got a miata i'm like really no i didn't say that laurie loves me autos i think she does i was so close to buying that Miata, and the dude backed out. That had the LS swap done. That's so crazy.
Starting point is 00:24:07 He only wanted like 12 grand for it. It just needed a rear end and the drive shaft actually fixed, and then it would have been good. The car ran. The Miata was in beautiful shape. I was like, fuck yeah. With a fucking LS engine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:20 It was crazy. And then you can swap an LS into anything. Everyone tells me to swap an LS into my Chevy. Just drop an LS into a. Everyone tells me to swap an LS into my Chevy. Just drop an LS in it, Batty. Fuck you. Dude, that shit can get like 400 horsepower instantly. It's got a beautiful 355. Why would I swap it into a truck?
Starting point is 00:24:33 Exactly. You're just like, man, it's a death machine. I was like, it would have been fantastic. So I went the day to go pick it up, and Homeboy's like, I decided not to sell it. I was like, you piece of shit. I hope you listen to our podcast. Son of a bitch. was like you piece of shit i hope you listen for a son of a bitch you're a piece of shit yes i wanted that car so bad so then i downgraded to a porsche cayman s what year is it 2008 nice yes i fucking hate it a poor man's
Starting point is 00:24:59 like fuck but now i'm like waiting on all the parts because they come from like japan and i will say porsche parts are way more expensive than any other part that all the plastic bullshit the fucking bondo parts you put on i was just like oh this is a little more expensive when i order my parts but that body kit like, like we got the Pandera or the Rocket Bunny wide body kit coming in. We have the air ride. Was it bag riders, air ride suspension? Mm-hmm. Dude, that thing.
Starting point is 00:25:32 And then the PTPS stage three turbo system. That's going to be cool. Are you going to put this on your car? I've never seen a bad suspension. I don't know. Do muscle cars have that? Absolutely. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:42 They make it for yours. Oh, okay. Dude, your car? Because then you'd be like. Dude, when you get out of it, you just set it on the fucking ground. Yeah, it literally. Yeah, it just drops all the way in the stances. And then when you get in, you hit a button. You have four settings on this one.
Starting point is 00:25:56 It's all internal. You just push a button. It's like. Yeah, your Mustang's going to be so sick. Dude, sickest Mustang ever. So you guys got a shitty fucking Porsche. Don't know. Tell us the saga of getting your car. Yeah, your story's way better.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Jesus Christ, dude. So I had a Hellcat last year, and it was a 2016 manual transmission Hellcat, and I traded it in to get my mom a Jeep because she needed a car. What kind of Jeep? Gladiator. Yeah, I ain't going to let you off that. A Gladiator. What is that, Donut?
Starting point is 00:26:24 A Mojave gladiator that's the pickup truck jeep right the ugliest fucking thing i've ever seen his mom i love you so much i took her out it was like you just seen that beautiful smile she's like ah and it's like flaming piece of shit in the background because it's that jeep i was like oh he's such a good son i traded my dream car in for her piece of shit. I took her out like a week before. I'm like, hey, mom, we're just driving around. I want to get a new car.
Starting point is 00:26:52 What would your dream car be just to see? And she's like, oh, I love that Jeep over there. I've been looking at it. I'm like, no, no, anything else. BMW, Mercedes, what do you want? Anything else? No, I like that Jeep over there. No, mom.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Anything else, mom. I mean, I'm with it. It's the worst vehicle she could have ever picked in the history of the world. Even a Porsche would have been better. Yeah. But, yeah. Did you show her a Miata? I should have.
Starting point is 00:27:16 It's so cute. That was the last Hellcat I got. I've been wanting one since last year when I traded mine in. And so I got on Dodge and saw that there was a Hellcat at a local dealership i'm not gonna throw any shade right now but um yet but uh i went in and i i signed a contract put a down payment on it it was a 2021 hellcat um super stock so like 807 horsepower it's the pinnacle it's more than the original hellcat yeah or more is it the same as the it's the pinnacle. It's more than the original Hellcat. Or is it the same?
Starting point is 00:27:47 It's the new Demon. Yeah, it's one less than a Demon. One less horsepower than a Demon. Because they only did like 1,000 Demons. Yeah, they did 3,000 of them. And 1,000 Demons. Demons are still like 150K. And they were back then. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Yeah. So I ordered the car. And they're like, it'll be here today, next day. It'll be here today. And day. It'll be here today. And this went on for two weeks. Oh, homeboy text saying he better come by tonight. What is the first night when I was, when I just like was first inquiring about it. I was like, yeah, I want to, I want to get this car, but I can't come by tonight.
Starting point is 00:28:18 And the dude's like, oh, you have to come in tonight because it's going to be sold. And I was like, no, I don't just hold it. I'm going to come by it. And he's like, well, it might be gone. I'm like, dude. But I don't know. They jerk me around a lot, and I'm not going to cast any shade at them. Because I finally got my car two weeks later.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Well, here's the part of the tree. Yeah. That's a whole bunch of shade. I will throw all the shade at this dude. Can we talk about the part where they said, we don't know where your car is, but it's not missing? Oh, yeah. They definitely told me that.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Oh, where's the tracking number? They lost this fucking LK for how long? They didn't know where it was. Well, it was lost for two weeks. Yeah, it was straight gone. A week after I bought the car, I was like, where is it? They were like, we're trying to find it.
Starting point is 00:28:57 And I was like, how do you fucking lose a car like this? And they're like, we didn't lose it. We just can't find it. First off. That's what I say with riding all the time. I'm like, I don't know where my we just can't find it. First off, that's what I say with Raiden all the time. I'm like, I don't know where my son is. He's not lost. Just can't find him.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Seen him an hour ago. His doors were open. Fucking goddamn. Yeah, that was a saga. Two weeks of that. Yeah. So I just did nothing but find other Hellcat challengers driving around i take a picture like don't is that your car i i dude i started to feel bad at the end of it i'm like don't it's
Starting point is 00:29:30 gonna just beat me up you did that first but then like a hundred other people started doing it everything my entire feed was people being like hey donna here's your car nerd i would love to see Dodge's Instagram. Sons of bitches. We made memes. We did like 200 memes about Dodge and tagged Dodge in every single one of them. I think that might have had something to do
Starting point is 00:30:00 with it getting here a little quicker. Like, slow it down. You probably got a different one. Did you confirm the Vins on the one yeah yeah i actually did well people were saying like you know what happened is they probably fucking broke it and then they were repairing it and that's why it was taking so long like they did something to it i mean i could see that so i mean i checked it out pretty well i used to do a lot of shit in the car industry just doing in like talking to dealers and all the shady shit they pull dude yeah car dealers you're a bunch of cunts
Starting point is 00:30:26 you're a car dealer and you watch our podcast fuck you I fucking hate all of you but uh unless you're here to give us good discounts and then we will
Starting point is 00:30:34 rep your we're sponsored by car dealers car dealerships Ford Ferrari whatever whoever's there
Starting point is 00:30:42 dude I will wear a shirt with all of your bullshit on it. You can fucking, I'll look like a NASCAR, a race hell praise Dale. Like, I don't. Hail your brother. How much, wait, do you like Ferraris, Lambos or anything, Patty? I'm more into American muscle versus like anything else. What's your favorite super car then?
Starting point is 00:30:59 If you had to pick any super car, what would that be? Probably an older Lambo. Okay. Like a Diablo Kunto. That's not old. I mean, okay. It's not new either. No.
Starting point is 00:31:10 So Lamborghini, Batty will get Lambo tattooed across his forehead if you give him one. Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Straight up. That would be the... Wait, if we raise that money,
Starting point is 00:31:19 can we have that? No, we are not raising money for anything. I'm going to buy him one just so he doesn't... I know. Batty's just anything. I'm going to buy him one just so he doesn't. I know. Betty just. Okay, can I do the eyebrows head Lambo? No, it's like. We're talking like Ricky Bobby Wonder Bread on the windshield.
Starting point is 00:31:37 I want to come to a podcast one day and be like, walk in, put down the bag. I look up. I'm like, Betty, you got a Lambo? And you're like, hell yeah, Lambo. And you're like, hell yeah, you're both. Like, walking all happy.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Everybody looks at you like you're an idiot until you step in. Until I get out of the Lambo. I'm like, okay. Makes sense.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Makes sense. Nice, bro. As soon as we leave here, I'm going to call like Matt, Evan, Frank from Premier Body Armor. I'm going to be like, I have an investment
Starting point is 00:32:01 opportunity for you guys. My friend, Betty's a fucking idiot. Nah, man. I don't know. I like my friend batty's a fucking idiot nah man i don't know i like super cars never been my thing i don't care about going super fast because i'll kill myself like i don't want to drive as cool as it would be to drive your hellcat i don't want to drive it it's it's scary we were sliding around in it today he's been telling me to drive i'm like bro i don't want to i accidentally just like bring the tail out like all the time when we were heading to brcc and i was in my uh the truck and you you passed me in the hellcat you were we're going
Starting point is 00:32:30 like 75 and all of a sudden his wheels are spinning on the highway my dear god i was like dragging radios on there i hit a little tiny patch of water it wasn't even water it was just a wet pavement we're pulling out of the driveway at like five miles an hour and he's like fish tail and I'm like I don't need this I was like oh no I buy old beat up shit like a
Starting point is 00:32:51 73 BMW motor fucking bobber my 79 Chevy like it's loud and it's not that fast it's just
Starting point is 00:32:58 I don't need a fast car man I love your truck though man oh no no I will die Eli I love fast cars i'm like wendy's most important deal of the day has a fresh lineup pick any two breakfast items for four dollars new four-piece french toast sticks bacon or sausage wrap biscuit or english muffin sandwiches small hot coffee and more limited time only at participating Wendy's Taxes Extra. that motorcycle? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that was my 2010 Harley. Do you know about that?
Starting point is 00:33:45 No. Yeah. Fucking, that was a bike wreck and a half. Are we allowed to talk about that? I don't want to. It's a lot of bullshit. That's a good talk about what's an offline.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Yeah, that's a lot of shitty people. Yeah, exactly. Cheers to a good friend. Don't sponsor us. Shitty people. Fucking cunts. Can you put shitty people right here at the party
Starting point is 00:34:07 don't sponsor us shitty people we don't want your sponsors fuck Harley my Harley was great I love that bike oh my god but yeah you got a Hellcat and we're all getting work done too
Starting point is 00:34:20 is Muscle Raw Shop gonna like touch all of our wait hold on Chocolate you got a pretty cool car Yeah I do I do Yeah I have to take it to like Hennessy or somewhere
Starting point is 00:34:29 so I can burn up your fucking hail can What do you have? I have an SS Dude I fucking love your car I'm a Camaro fiend I've had three
Starting point is 00:34:37 but mine were all third gens I love older Camaros Oh yeah I think we actually talked about I was always a Mustang guy dude and then I got the Camaro
Starting point is 00:34:44 I was like Fuck that about it. I was always a Mustang guy, dude, and then I got the Camaro. I was like, fuck that 5. Yeah, dude! Yeah, I forgot you had that. Yeah. That's because you were in a BRCC shop, and I stand and I'm like, oh, shit, I'm talking. I look at his Camaro and I'm like, god, this is so much bigger than my car.
Starting point is 00:34:59 The size difference is huge. It's crazy, man. Yeah, the Camaro's always been long cars, though. But the weight is like the same, right? Camaro's? No, Porsche, yeah. The size difference is huge. It's crazy, man. Yeah. Camaros have always been long cars, though. But the weight is like the same, right? Camaros? No, no, no. The new Camaros are pretty light. Yeah, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Yeah, they really are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll pull it. Camaro weight, I'm guessing 4,200 pounds. It's like 223. 4,200 pounds. No. What year?
Starting point is 00:35:18 4,100 pounds. Watch. 16? Yeah. 4,100? No. 3,900 pounds, actually. 3,900 pounds.
Starting point is 00:35:25 No way. 3,900 pounds. This is... How much is yours worth? How much 4,100? No, 3,900 pounds, actually. 3,900 pounds. No way. 3,900 pounds. This is... How much is yours, Wade? How much is yours, Wade? We'll discuss that. How much is your weight, Eli? Mine weighs 2,700 pounds.
Starting point is 00:35:34 24? 35. 35? Really? They max out at 36, but it says anywhere from 33 to 36 on the SS. I mean, that's pretty... That's actually surprising. I'm actually surprised.
Starting point is 00:35:48 It's less than four. Yeah. That's actually surprising because those bigger cars, like how much does the Hellcat weigh? 4,200. 4,200. Yeah, it's freaking huge
Starting point is 00:35:58 because it's a wide body too. Most cars weigh a fuck ton. You just don't realize it. They do, yeah. Especially new cars are just fat bitches. It feels really light when I'm driving it. 45 the the srt hellcat yeah dude they're just the cars are like fat bitches that's why i'm like okay if i get up to seven hp 700 730 oh shit and i'll burn no you're right you're right well we're talking good luck we're gonna make it a thousand horsepower
Starting point is 00:36:22 here soon the muscle raw shop Rod Shop, we were discussing. They want to put a fucking Hellcat motor in the Porsche. Yeah. Muscle Rod Shop and Bernie, those guys are awesome. Yeah, Muscle Rod Shop. They do demolition ranches. Okay, there we go. It would be dumb with fucking...
Starting point is 00:36:38 4,400. That's a rocket. 1,700 horsepower, that Porsche would be like... I am so excited for what they're going to do to my old Chevy, man. You don't need physics when you got family. Dude, there's even more memes. Have I shown you the new ones? No.
Starting point is 00:36:56 They're so good. I saw one about OnlyFans. Like, OnlyFans? Nah. Only family. Dude, that's my favorite meme trend I've seen this year if you guys don't know we're talking about is dom from uh fast and furious it's like you only need family do you see the jurassic park one yes oh yes the wit did you see the harry potter one no oh yeah oh yeah where he's
Starting point is 00:37:16 driving at voldemort you don't need magic when you have family are you dude for a franchise that started just about street racing and a little bit of antics what the fuck happened like tactical operator as astronauts director like what they were doing when they were writing. They're like, hold on, hold on. Okay, now what if they're in space? This is how this one goes. $600 million minimum. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Okay, this last episode we did a volcano, and it made $1.2 billion. How many planes can we get? Let's go higher. Okay. Volcano, what's bigger than a volcano let's do this what is dom's brother and you're like what i don't see a spinoff now with like the with the rock and what's his name yeah i just watched that oh no um fast movies no it was uh jason statham right yeah jason statham and uh it was uh hobson uh hob yeah it was Jason Statham, right? Yeah, Jason Statham. It was Hobbs and Shaw. Hobbs and Shaw.
Starting point is 00:38:29 And that one made like a billion dollars. I can't get it. That's the thing. It's better than the Fast movies, right? I was laughing at it. Dude, when The Rock walks in and he sees his family for the first time in like 20 years and the mom's sitting there and it's The Rock like walks in. She's like
Starting point is 00:38:45 oh my god my son i miss you i miss you oh baby boy why are you your meat your skin and bones come on because the samoans are like usually big people but he sees all the muscle mom's just worried about his oh come on your meat and bones you're like oh god damn it this is great that was a good i had fun with that movie. Yeah, it was better. And then they had Edgars Elba in there as well. Oh, really? He's a bad guy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Yep. He's a good bad guy. Yeah, he was a good bad guy. I just had... They're just meant... I don't go for the storyline. Nobody... I mean, at this point, the fast movies are how crazy they gonna get.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yeah. Where do you go from space? Aliens? Nowhere. Interdimensional travel? When you center of the... Have they done underwater cars yet? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Oh, fuck. No, they did. Dude, I'm calling it right now. No, they did. They did. Yeah, they did. They've done underwater stuff. Yeah, last one.
Starting point is 00:39:37 With the submarine shit. You remember? I haven't seen one since Fast and the Furious 3. I haven't seen any since Tokyo Drift. Yeah, there was a car that went under. That's stupid. Bro. Where do you go?
Starting point is 00:39:47 So they did space, volcanoes, airplanes. They've done airplanes four times now. Didn't they have that tweet about a crossover between Jurassic Park and the Fast and Furious? I didn't see that. I think 100% needs to happen because that's how you go bigger in space. You just ride. Dinosaurs in space? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:02 On the moon. If somebody doesn't jump a goddamn motorcycle off a brontosaurus, I Dinosaurs in space? Yeah. On the moon. If somebody doesn't jump a goddamn motorcycle off a brontosaurus, I don't want it. Yeah. On the moon, though. On the moon, obviously.
Starting point is 00:40:12 The brontosaurus is a little bumblebee. Dom, it's visions based off of movement. You don't need vision when you have family. Rotate. The car doesn't stop.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Because you're in space. space dude I don't even they're going to have to put Elon Musk in there that's our next step SpaceX I still need to watch the new one we need to do that I haven't seen a Fast and Furious movie I haven't seen like the last four
Starting point is 00:40:43 I think the last one I saw was like Fast 4 I haven't seen I haven't seen a Fast and the Furious movie I haven't seen like the last four Oh bro You have to catch up I think I saw The last one I saw Was like Fast 4 I haven't seen Whatever the fuck that was Dude I haven't seen Since Tokyo Drift
Starting point is 00:40:50 I mean there was Too Fast Too Furious I remember that one That was the worst one I've never saw Tokyo Drift I'm aware That's like probably The only one
Starting point is 00:40:56 I love Tokyo Drift That was actually Really good That's one of my favorite Soundtracks on Tokyo Drift Still plays in my head Constantly Did it have a little
Starting point is 00:41:01 Bow wow in there Yeah Sure Maybe Question mark I think it did Yeah it did He was the one that Supplied the tires and stuff Yes It was ludicrous plays in my head constantly. Did he have a little Bow Wow in there? Yeah, maybe. I think he did. Yeah, he did. He was the one that supplied the tires and stuff.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yes. It was ludicrous. That one was such a different. They had the Scion XAs and XBs that were all fucking, he had the green XB. I think it was a little. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that was, Tokyo Drift was the first one. They were like, okay, let's make it more legitimate cars.
Starting point is 00:41:23 That was a bad thing. They were like, what's make it like more legitimate cars that's where that's it was there was a bad we're like what is this i love tokyo drift yeah no we're dom we need dom because he wasn't in that one because they brought back the guy that no he showed up at the end yeah at the end he showed up he had the last scene in the movie he showed up oh and that's what i love about the fast and furious because that doesn't matter if you've died you're still alive in the fast and furious literally literally you can die in the Fast and Furious. Literally. Literally. You can die in real life, and they will get your brother to play you. Because the Dom, and then you find out the Japanese guy,
Starting point is 00:41:55 he was killed by Jason Statham, but then Jason Statham didn't actually kill him, and he actually escaped through another thing, even though you visually watched him explode in that car. But Jason Statham was set up. That was the point. He literally died in the end of that movie. But Jason St i need to watch the bro they're like how do we bring this guy back to life we need him back his character they brought him back i mean i i need to watch the best coming books at this point and everybody said he was dead the doctor's like he's dead he took a rare fish toxin that made it look like he was dead
Starting point is 00:42:33 we buried him they showed the funeral they put a bombing him yeah they involved him i was by their reasoning this is dr so-and-so who worked for 20 years on a human genome project. She saved him. It's like, no, people were just pissed that you killed his daughter. Yeah, dude. Jason Statham was the bad guy. Now he's a good guy.
Starting point is 00:42:56 I was like, oh, they did. He was a bad guy? Yeah. Yeah. He killed the Asian guy. He killed the Asian guy in the car. That wasn't in Too Fast or the Tokyo Drift movie, though? No, because they had to just loop that shit.
Starting point is 00:43:08 They red carded it? Oh, yeah. They red carded everything. I don't know what's going on anymore, man. I don't even. So that scene was supposed to be from Tokyo Drift when he did that? They bring Paul Walker. Yeah, that was that.
Starting point is 00:43:17 You know. They did bring Paul Walker back. Yeah. No, I've never seen Tokyo Drift, so that scene was always kind of random to me. Tokyo Drift was much when he dies. Why did he do that? Yeah, he just dies, and they're like. And in random to me. Tokyo Drift was much when he dies. Why did he do that? And in the movie, they don't... That's what's crazy. Jason Statham's not mentioned in
Starting point is 00:43:31 Tokyo Drift. No, he just wrecks it, and then the car explodes, and you're like, no. Wait, Jason Statham killed the guy in Tokyo Drift? Apparently. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, number six. He just slipped the car open, and Jason Statham just walks up.
Starting point is 00:43:45 He's like. I thought his car just caught on fire and he died. That's what happened. They're like, no. Yeah. On number six, this is what actually happened. And then it's like, this is actually what. Dude, it keeps like.
Starting point is 00:44:00 It's a Rick and Morty episode where it's like. The story about a teenager going to Japan and drifting cars turned into Jason Statham killing his best friend. What the fuck is this? But then Jason Statham was even better. Then you find out, like, a movie or two later. Everybody just forgives him. Yeah, literally the next episode, they're like, you killed...
Starting point is 00:44:18 Do you remember the car in the beginning of Tokyo Drift, though? It was like a Charger. The Charger. It was a Charger. But it was all, like, bolted on, like, steel. It's like a 60-something. That was my dream. That's what I want.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I was like, I want that car. He was racing the kids from... What was the boot? What was fucking Tim the Toolman? What was that? Oh, the son. Brad. Yeah, he was racing the son from...
Starting point is 00:44:39 He was racing a Viper. No, he's racing the blonde kid from the Toolman. But it wasn't called Tim the Toolman. Home Improvement. Yeah, he was racing the oldest son from Home Improvement at But it wasn't called Tim the Tool Man. Home Improvement. Yeah, he was racing the oldest son from Home Improvement at the very first part of that. He was racing a Viper, though, wasn't he? It was old school, and it was just fucking SRT or some shit. He's, like, jumping through houses and shit.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Did Tokyo Drift have a GTR in it? Sure. No, Dom pulled up at the end. In that fucking, like, Impala or some shit. Or Challenger. Challenger. Tokyo Drift with a bunch of muscle cars no no no just all it was not it was like one muscle car in the beginning my bar straight all to ricers and then it even it ended with dom coming back in his purple challenger yeah my body are except like the cars are actually really gangster i haven't seen these
Starting point is 00:45:22 movies since i was like fucking 20. It was like a five-action initial D-man. Yeah, this one actually did rip. That one was a good one. It had nothing to do with – It's like all this shit that's going on now. No, it was a car movie. Yeah, they tied it in.
Starting point is 00:45:34 So Tokyo Drift came out during the Need for Speed. Jason Statham killed that Asian kid. Dude, I can't wait. We've got to watch it together so we can come back and be like – Because you do see him blown up. He's upside down, right? The car's upside down. The car flips and it's on fire. He looks at him and then it's just boom. We've got to watch it together so we can come back and be like. Because you do see him blown up. He's upside down, right? Yeah, the car's upside down. And it's on fire.
Starting point is 00:45:47 He looks at him, and then it's just boom. Because they got a wreck. Yeah, but he's in one of the later movies. That's why I stopped watching. I'm like, they killed that guy. And I never finished it. We saw him die. Dude, you go, like, your mind is going to be blown when you get, like, four or five.
Starting point is 00:46:01 And it's like, Jason Statham's an assassin that did all this. And you're like, what? And then two episodes later, and it's like, oh,atham's an assassin that did all this and you're like what and then two episodes later and it's like oh no he was actually set up he's a good guy and they're like it's fine you killed han that's his name han it's fine whatever and they're all friends again and then it's like han actually didn't die this and you're like no no this was a car movie that's why it won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda, natural flavors. So, what should we talk about?
Starting point is 00:46:43 No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple. I think Shawl is so much better. It's all the little side shit that they put in there without the cars. But I like the cars. Oh, they have cars. Oh, okay, they have cars.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Yeah, but it's an action movie. With kind of good comedy. It's not a car movie that tries to be an action comedy. I mean, The Rock is an amazing comedian. Anything he does, like as serious as he can be, he... And they have good cameos. Fucking, um... What's his name? Yes, that guy from The Place and the Time.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Tupac. Oh, what's his name? No, I'm fucking with you. Oh, I was like, ah, on the plane. On the plane. Oh, Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart's in it. Wait, you're telling me The Rock did. Oh, Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart's in it. Wait, you're telling me The Rock did a movie and Kevin Hart showed up?
Starting point is 00:47:30 Who would have thought? They didn't see it, bro. I know. I haven't even fucking seen it. I don't even know about Han, bro. Bro, yeah. Han, you didn't even know Han. He's a Snoop Dogg.
Starting point is 00:47:36 You just know Han dying in a car wreck. It was a good camera. I haven't seen anything past like Two Fast and Furious. I think I've seen bits of like. He was assassinated by Jason Statham, but really wasn't. Was Two Fast and Furious the fourth movie? Two Jason Statham but really was too fast the fourth movie too fast second
Starting point is 00:47:47 oh then what was the fourth one there was fast the various too fast the various fast the various Tokyo Drift number four
Starting point is 00:47:54 was when Dom oh they were in I think was that the Mexico one Puerto Rico there's so many what are they on now nine
Starting point is 00:48:00 oh was four just just fast five was four just like too fast five. Five was fast five. Was four just like too fast? That's probably the one where they killed. Dom became a bad guy in one. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:48:13 So which number took you? Oh, yeah. Dom becomes a bad guy in one. You remember? When he switches sides? Yeah. When ladies comes back. Because, oh, his son that he didn't know he had, but then he had.
Starting point is 00:48:25 What? You remember? Dom had to go save his son from Charlize Theron. Jesus Christ. You know what would make a good YouTube video? Really? Doing a flow chart of the story. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Okay, here we go. Here we go. I got all of them. We have the first one, 2001, The Fast and the Furious. Second one, Too Fast, Too Furious, 2003. Then we have 2006, Fast and the Furious, Tokyo Drift. Let us guess them. Tokyo, number four is Fast and the Furious 4.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Four Fast and the Furious. No. What is it? Guess what it's called. Shield, Nicolas Cage. What is it? 2009 was number four called. Shield, Nicolas Cage. What is it? 2009 was number four. It was Fast and Furious.
Starting point is 00:49:09 That's right. I forgot that. Yep. Fast Five. Fast Five in 2011. Fast Six. No. No.
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Starting point is 00:49:24 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. The Fury of the Fast. Nope, this one's just Fast and the Furious 6. Okay. Fast and the Furious 7. Nope. 2015, we have... You almost had this one earlier. The Fast and the 7? Furious 7.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Furious 7. Who names this shit? Hold on shit hold on hold on number 8 2017 fate of the 8 you were close the fate of the furious
Starting point is 00:49:50 oh my god you were so close the fate of the furious oh my god what were they doing who names this shit 2021 the new one SpaceX
Starting point is 00:49:59 F9 it's just called F9 it's literally just F9 F9 dude you know what's best? So Fast and Furious 10 is the last one. I was going to say, that's the worst part is they can't not make a 10. You can't just have nine movies.
Starting point is 00:50:11 It's going to be – I'm putting money right now. It's going to be X. No. FX, Fast X, or just X. Model Fantasy. Even better, the directors, they were like, we're making – we need to make 10 to complete it all. This is going to round up the story. It's a two-part movie. This is going to be 10 part one, 10 part two. They is going to round up the story. It's a two-part movie.
Starting point is 00:50:25 It's going to be 10 part 1, 10 part 2. They're going to give him another name. That's it. It's going to be X1 and X2. That's it. Calling it right now. X1 and X2. No, because they're going to think of a good, horrible name for 11, so it's going to be something with 11.
Starting point is 00:50:39 I got it. I mean, they're going to say they're ending on 10, but there's going to be an 11. Don't worry. It's like every shitty saga. I mean, dude, they all fucking make a billion dollars. What fucking superstar is in it? I don't know. Is Dom going to die?
Starting point is 00:50:56 No. Has he not died already and they brought him back? No, he's going to bring him back. Well, I mean, he got his son. Vin Diesel is more likely to die in real life than he is in those movies. Yeah, in the movie he got his son. Vin Diesel is more likely to die in real life than he is in those movies. Yeah, in the movie he got his son. I forget all of it. Because also, what's her name?
Starting point is 00:51:10 Michelle Rodriguez was bad. Did she die? Letty was good then. Then Letty died, but then she got brought back alive. They brought her. She was good. Bad, but then good. Bro, I forgot about all this.
Starting point is 00:51:21 This is a very good. We're going to have to go down this rabbit hole together. Oh, yeah. That's how it is. They're like, all right, we need something for Fast 11 right now. Fast 10. They're like. You're not storing enough Coke right now.
Starting point is 00:51:31 You got to bury your face in that Coke pile you can buy with $800 million. I just see us sitting down next episode, and we're just like. It's just silence. We're just trying to break down what we watched what do people not want to see cars i just see you know the scene from uh always sending people out with charlie and the uh the fucking the boards the red strings trying to get everything together like so dom actually is a woman and you can see here he's his own grandma which links us back to him having a purple challenger which was actually his father's who was his uncle
Starting point is 00:52:10 and that's family but they died but they're back when you go back to the first one it's like they're just stealing TVs that's what it says undercover to catch them stealing TVs that was literally it.
Starting point is 00:52:26 It was like a simple cop fucking racing movie. Like, oh, cool. The first two. That's all it is. That's it. It's all about family. You know what was crazy, too? I think it was Too Fast, Too Furious when they had whatever the real small lowered cars were.
Starting point is 00:52:42 And they went under the semi. That's one. That's the first one. Is that the first one? That was the coolest thing ever. They were jacking semis. That was the downfall of series. Because people were like, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:52:50 They're like, how do we top this? That was the start of it. No, we're in space. Nobody's ever did this. I'm on Need for Speed trying to go under 18. I was trying to say that earlier. Going from the Fast and Furious movies to when Need for Speed and Most Wanted came out on Xbox 360. It was in the same time.
Starting point is 00:53:06 I think Most Wanted came out in 2005 because it was a launch title for the 360. That was a good game. Dude, it was an amazing game. And then you had the... What was the Need for Speed? Hot Pursuit. There was Hot Pursuit,
Starting point is 00:53:19 but what was the one where... Underground. Underground was the one you could drip and drag. Need for Speed, listen, dude. This is you know but i wish i could do this i wish i could drive around they're like you got it you got you open world open world the 360 dude it took the race done racing fucking shitty little civics that's like just an everyday driver it's like wait you want to drop an ls in your civic real quick? We got you. Done.
Starting point is 00:53:48 What's the one where at the very first you lose your BMW? I think that's Underground. No, Most Wanted. Most Wanted had the story with the... What was Grand Theft Auto with cars? They rotoscoped actual movie scenes into 3D, and that was Most Wanted. There was actual actors they had play through the entire thing, rotoscoped it into the game, and that was most wanted. There was like actual actors that had played through the entire thing, rotoscoped it into the game
Starting point is 00:54:07 and it was like, oh damn, that looks like cool graphics. I haven't played Need for Speed in... I used to love them. Dude, I was a car gamer. I know you were, Eli.
Starting point is 00:54:17 I never did like the iRacing sim shit, but the Need for Speed games were my life. Oh yeah. Like that's all I did. If I wasn't playing Halo, I was playing Need for Speed. That's literally how, like, a McLaren F1 became my favorite car of all time
Starting point is 00:54:31 because Need for Speed 2 had those little cinematics you could watch of each supercar. It was like a 30-second clip of each supercar. And I remember I just watched that F1 and went, oh, this is the greatest car ever. It's crazy because it cars. So McLaren, we need Eli. Eli wants a tattoo across his forehead. John, if you McLaren F1, I'll tattoo whatever the fuck on that. Forehead?
Starting point is 00:54:52 Yeah. Oh, yeah. I had a full face tattoo. McLaren F1. There was a hundred made. How much are they? So in 93 was when they went into production. They stopped production, I think, in 95.
Starting point is 00:55:08 There was – they were $800,000 when they came out. The last one sold for $18 million. No fucking – Jesus Christ, dude. There was only 180, and they were the pinnacle of – Dude, the fucking driver's seat is in the middle, and then you have two passenger seats scanted out right behind you to the left and right.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Yeah, they built it. Gordon Murray is the developer of it, and he built it for specific uses. Like, I want an F1 car that's drivable, and that car broke... It held every record for eight years when it came out. Fastest car, 242 miles per hour. That's wild, man.
Starting point is 00:55:44 God! Like, it was... 242. per hour that's wild man uh like it was 242 that's an shame was there ever okay sorry this is off topic was there a fast and furious video game oh i guarantee you oh there's oh my god those are probably trash yeah playstation 2 because 2001 was when the first one came out so there's's probably some... They were trying to jump on the bandwagon. Wish.com Need for Speed. It's like, Mom, can I have a... We have Need for Speed at home, honey. It's Fast and Furious. It's going to be a bad ADR of Dom.
Starting point is 00:56:19 We don't need family. All you need is family. It's like Lara Croft. There's a new one. it'd be like the one is it a racing game what's the one august 7th 2020 let's pull up the fast and the furious crossroads is a hybrid racing and action role-playing game based on please pull out the trailer franchise we gotta watch the trailer real question i don't know look like vin diesel from chronicles of rividdick game?
Starting point is 00:56:45 Dude, that game was good, though. That game was sick. If you've never... Side note, if you've never played Chronicles of Riddick, one of the best first-person shooters you will ever play. All right, here we go. Here we go. We got the trailer.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Oh, it's so good. Is this the new one? Yes. It came out on August 7th, 2020. Hey, that's the Russian guy. That's the Russian guy from John one? Yeah. It came out on August 7th, 2020. Hey, that's the Russian guy. That's the Russian guy from John Wick. Yeah. Hey, it's the new Z.
Starting point is 00:57:16 I got one of those. That's what I'm saying. That's why I bought it. Typical bad guy villain number eight from the 80s. Definitely. That's a rocket. That's a rocket. That's a spaceship. That's not how physics works.
Starting point is 00:57:39 That is terrible. Is there a rocket launcher on the roof of that car? Yeah, okay, there is. Of course that car has a grappling hook. I think every car has a grappling hook. Just slinging around police cars with a grappling hook. Sorry, my car weighs 8,000 pounds, so it doesn't move.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Need for Speed meets Twisted Metal. Got it. Twisted Metal was so good. It's got a rocket from the top of its car. Wow, they just left that very open on what that is. Yeah, so, like, what are you doing? Are you driving around a car the whole time? Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:58:14 First-person shooter? God, I can't wait. It's going to be good. Dude, Twisted Metal is so good. Upon release, the game received negative reviews. Oh, wow. Weird. Who would have seen that?
Starting point is 00:58:21 What? Who would have seen that coming. What is the worst game y'all have ever played? Dungeons & Dragons. Dungeons & Dragons. What time are we at, Batty? We got a couple minutes. Okay, we got a couple minutes left.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I'm trying to find a McLaren for sale. You said F1, right? Yeah, McLaren F2. Batty, pull up McLaren F1 Need for Speed 2 trailer. This is Donut. You're going to see why. Do you got it? Yeah, there's an article about1 Need for Speed 2 trailer. This is the donut you're going to see. Why? Did you get it?
Starting point is 00:58:47 Yeah, there's an article about one coming up for sale soon. What do they think the asking price is going to be? That's my jam right there. We wouldn't be surprised to see a hammer price north of $20 million. $20 million? Yeah, it's going to be more than $20 million. It's coming up for auction soon. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:59:08 Look at this trailer. Why is it in 350p? This is a PS1. That looks like Gran Turismo, bro. That's an actual... Oh, that was in the game? Yeah. They put a real car trailer in the game. That's an actual... Oh, that was in the game? Yeah. They put a real car trailer in the game.
Starting point is 00:59:26 That's their actual car. Yeah, yeah. This was filmed in, like, 1999. You ever play Gran Turismo? Oh, yeah. It's like every Gran Turismo intro I've ever seen. Bro, look at that car. Dude, for 93, that was, like, the pinnacle of motor.
Starting point is 00:59:44 The engine bay is lined with gold. Because it's the best heat conductor for the motor. Bro, like Gordon Murray was like, yo, we're going to make this the most badass car we can possibly do. And now everyone wants one because there's only one. Jay Leno has one. Of course he does. Leno's a car nut, though. He has like several hundred cars, doesn't he? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:00:04 And they're all the The bestest The bestest cars ever But yeah that car was fucking For a 93 car it held all the records I want to play a racing game Are there any good ones that just came out I'm pretty sure a new
Starting point is 01:00:20 There's a new Gran Turismo I'm pretty sure that came out Like new itch Oh the steam summer sales right now too guys So remember that Isaiah Seth Ford's was really good. There's a new Gran Turismo. I'm pretty sure that came out recently. There's a new Gran Turismo? Like, new-ish. Oh, the Steam Summer sells right now, too, guys. So remember that, I think. And then there's iRacing. Always iRacing.
Starting point is 01:00:31 You can never go wrong with iRacing. What's that? What's iRacing? Racing Sim. Oh. Oh, okay. Is that what JT plays on his chair he has? Well, he has a different one, but yeah, I put iRacing on it.
Starting point is 01:00:41 iRacing is like the pinnacle. That's where it's like the top tier of racing. It actually teaches you how to drive-drive. That's really cool. And I learned to drive stick. You don't know how to drive stick? Wait, you can't drive stick? I have before. I'm not good at it. We had this conversation when you tried to
Starting point is 01:00:55 make me drive your old Hellcat. Gran Turismo 7. I was like, bro, I'm not good at driving stick. I was like, I'm not good at driving stick. I'm like, no. Isn't there another racing game? There's Gran Turismo and what's the other like forza forza that's what i'm gonna for it box and gran turismo is like playstation yeah yeah so gran turismo 7 comes out this year 2020 or sorry next year 2022 that's gonna be the newest one oh and a new forza
Starting point is 01:01:19 comes out playstation now though i used to i used to i used to play forza a bunch too that was it was need for speed and forza i was an. I was an Xbox guy for a long time. Xbox or PlayStation? Pete PlayStation. I know he was Xbox. I went from PlayStation until I traded my PlayStation for a paintball gun. Dude, I got a PlayStation 2. I think I've done that before.
Starting point is 01:01:35 I think I traded an Xbox 360 for a paintball gun one time. Dude, I got a PlayStation 2 the first day it came out. I was one of the few kids that I remember that. Xbox 360 two weeks before they were out in i came what i won i won a xbox 360 in 2005 off a mountain dew bottle cap it was called every i will never that is the kid that actually i do it was it was a thing they did called every 10 minutes they were giving away an xbox 360 and i just broken my hand so i couldn't go to school i just got my arm in a cast so i sat at home my buddy had worked at a bottle redemption place he gave me like 50 caps i sat there and i just typed like an idiot because my hand was broken
Starting point is 01:02:14 and i typed in a couple bottle cap numbers like a week later i gotta fuck because they only listed what the area code and town you were from or in state area code town and state and it was like vermont georgia vermont in my zip code i was like from the time i entered i'm like that's me my family mom was like there's no way you won this that's me two weeks before they were out in stores i had need for speed most wanted an xbox 360 and a cameo the elements of power because those were the only game. Or you could have gotten that or a Madden game, I think. Did you get two weeks early?
Starting point is 01:02:48 Two weeks early. I was the coolest kid in the fucking world. You know how much you could have sold that shit for? I was 15. That's true. You could have gotten a couple grand for that. They also sent me like eight cases of Mountain Dew. They had their original.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Before Amp came out, the energy drink was called MDX. Mountain Dew's energy drink. It's like a drug. I know. That's what MDX the energy drink was called mdx mountain deuce energy it's like a drug i know that's an md it was called mdx i had a bunch of that they sent me like a backpack t-shirts oh it was like every 10 minutes gave me an xbox oh you wore that shirt every day hey guys you hear about my Xbox 360? It's not even released yet. Literally every day. My friends didn't believe me. That motherfucker showed up on my doorstep. I was, like, dancing. Like, it was the coolest thing in the fucking world.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Everytempments.com, yeah. I got it. Like, PS2 sold out, like, instantly. So they were going for, like, $1,200. My mom waited in line. And my brother, like, my brother and my mom waited at Target. They got in. They got one.
Starting point is 01:03:48 And I remember coming home from school that day. I was like, it's going to be there. And I walk home. I'm like, oh, they didn't get it. Motherfucker. I was like, I was just sad. And then Che finally gets home like 15 minutes later. He's like, hey, we got one.
Starting point is 01:04:00 I was like, where the fuck is it? He's like, oh, I put it in the bathroom. Why the fuck you put it in the bathroom? I don't know. I was like, where the fuck is it? He's like, oh, I put it in the bathroom. Why the fuck you put it in the bathroom? I don't know. I was like, okay, whatever. I don't even care. I ran. I was like, ah!
Starting point is 01:04:11 It was like a Friday. Everyone spent the night. We just played video games all night. I was like, so fucking stoked. Tekken Tag Tournament. Unreal. Yeah, bro. That was one of the best memories.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Unreal, dude. The old Unreal games. Remember Red Faction on PS2? Yes, bro. I have one of the best memories. Unreal, dude. The old Unreal games. Remember Red Faction on PS2? Dude, yes, absolutely. The rocket launcher and tunnel into the walls. That was like the first game with. Like, yeah, destructible walls and stuff. Yeah, the first destructible, like, fully destructible game. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Those old games. I miss that time period. Well, you can break everything. You hit the ground, you're like, psych. You can break certain things. Why can't I break my feet? Can't even see. Yeah, when we get on that one multiplayer map with the two bases facing each other,
Starting point is 01:04:55 it was like concrete bases. Yes. And there was rocks everywhere. The red rocks. Yeah, we would tunnel around the center spot into each other's bases with rocket launchers. Jesus Christ. It was such a fun game. Those, I remember that. would tunnel around the center spot into each other's bases with rocket launchers jesus christ those i remember that i remember what was the gun off of perfect dark the laser the that there's the laser gun that you could the x-ray gun you could shoot through walls and there was a laptop it's
Starting point is 01:05:17 like a rail gun yeah those are yeah the rail gun and the cyclone was the little red one that had like the it's scanning ammo yeah perfect dark was the first one where you could throw mines on people Yeah, dude You'd stick them with shit Yeah, because Goldeneye you couldn't throw the mines on people But on Perfect Dark you could actually Stick people with mines Or stick them with their remote mines
Starting point is 01:05:37 Did you ever play Perfect Dark 2? It was another launch title with the 360 It was fucking awful I played the shit out of it No, no, no He shows up to the launch title with the 360 was fucking awful. I played the shit out of it. That's another game I got when I got my show weeks. He still shows up to the podcast in that shirt. It's a small
Starting point is 01:05:52 now. All of Batty's friends went back home like, yeah, that's how he was. He was a douche. The worst part of the thing was I did nothing but play those two weeks. So I beat Cameo Elements of Power real quick because that's all I could play because Need for Speed took like a week to get there. So I got that like four days before they count in stores.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Back at the time, if you didn't have the game, you went to Showtime Video, you went to Blockbuster, and you rented a game. You know what you couldn't do when you got a console early? Rent any game because they didn't exist.
Starting point is 01:06:21 I remember going to Showtime every single day and being like, hey man, you got any 360 games yet he's like no bro nobody has one I'm like I do
Starting point is 01:06:30 he's like I have it yeah in fact I was gonna say Batty still leans on the camera he's like I out of system every two days
Starting point is 01:06:38 I'm like here comes that fucking ginger kid I'd be riding I'd ride my fucking mountain bike all the way to show time video with my backpack. Like,
Starting point is 01:06:47 man, you got any Xbox 360 games yet? Like, no, I still don't have any. What could have called? Did I call? No,
Starting point is 01:06:54 I rode my bike there every system in the back. He's like, I forget the name of this. Do you have any games? Dude, He's like, I forget the name of this. Do you have any games that might be an exception to this top song? Dude, I was so fucking hyped over that shit. God damn. I love Douchebag Matty.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Now how I envisioned it as a child. It's just rides with that Xbox. Have you seen one of these? I was a little quite nerdy too. I'm over it. Walking around. Someone needs to Photoshop. these no i was a little quiet walking around someone needs to photoshop this i need me with an xbox 360 on a big ass gold chain with him on a bicycle just riding to adventureland or whatever the fuck block
Starting point is 01:07:39 showtime showtime front of showtime rent. Have you saw these controllers with the battery packs? Do you happen to have the battery packs? She's like, oh, you still got the, what, Xbox One. Dude, worst part, I didn't have internet still. It was dial-up, but you couldn't connect dial-up on a 360. Damn, dude. Wait, hold on, hold on. We need to ask a question.
Starting point is 01:08:03 We don't have a question for the comments yet. Oh, my God. Favorite. What is your dream car? No. Oh, that's a good one. I mean, I want to know what people's fucking shit is so that we can tell them how dumb they are. We should probably do this at the beginning of the episode. Yeah, we're...
Starting point is 01:08:14 I mean... Just watch an hour and 30 minutes into this episode for a question. Hold on. That's what party's here for. Party. But this is the front of the video. Yeah. Clap. Clap. Okay. Hey, guys. Welcome to this episode. Hold on. That's what party's here for. Party. But this is the front of the video. Yeah. Clap.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Okay. Hey, guys. Welcome to this episode of the podcast. We're asking, what's your favorite car? What's your dream car? What car do you like? If it's a Porsche, you're dumb. And then it cuts to her actual intro.
Starting point is 01:08:43 And then it hard cuts to her. Exactly. Oh, my God. Dude, don't close it. No, chocolate. Close it out. Ch actual intro. And then it hard cuts her. Exactly. Oh, my God. Dude, don't close it. No, chocolate. Close it out. Choco Taco, close this out. How do I close it out?
Starting point is 01:08:51 Figure it the fuck out, bud. Yeah, hold the time. So this is episode 20. These motherfuckers don't even know because we asked what episode number it was. And they were like, I don't know how many episodes there are. Are we on episode 20? This is 20? We got 20 episodes in!
Starting point is 01:09:09 Okay, that's pretty cool. Thanks for watching. What's this episode's name? Batty Daddy. That's a good one. Follow Chocolate Operator on Instagram. I'll put his bullshit in the link below. Chocolate Operator. What do you do?
Starting point is 01:09:25 Internet stuff? Yeah, internet stuff. YouTube. About to drop some YouTube videos. He's also unemployed. Since I'm not a police anymore, I can say what the fuck I want to. Like, fuck on the internet. Couldn't say fuck before. You couldn't say fuck on the internet?
Starting point is 01:09:41 No. There's that one word you were telling me the other day. Give us like a good resounding fuck. Fuck. That's how we do it. That was sexual. Done.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Guys, thank you so much. We love you all. Check out Batty Streams. This is Batty Streams. Donut Eli will suck. Fuck me.

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