Unsubscribe Podcast - 205 - We Almost Got Arrested & Demo's Retirement ft. Junkyard Digs & PewView | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 205

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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Kinsta. Simply better hosting. You guys got piss funnels? Like out the side of the... Yeah. That's exactly what you're talking about. I can't f***ing run, dude. I have rubber band ankles.

Good. God nerfed you. Coca-Cola created Santa? How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night? I'm tired in order to have the globe no longer as copper. I don't think you're gonna have a problem with your two children. Three. No. Say

hi to Eli He's racially ambiguous and Brandon His hair is fucking fabulous and Donut A dark, dark disposition There's a fat electrician

Welcome to Unsubscribe Oh, I love it. Cody, you want to start? Wait, do we do this first? No, we always do this. Oh, shoot. What are we doing? We, on the count of three,

we open this can. This is how we do the sound check. Three, two, one. Oh, yeah. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap,

Fat Electrician, Pewview, Junkyard Diggs, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. Hi, welcome, everyone. We got two new people on the podcast

that have never been on the podcast. One shoots guns. One builds cars. It's true. And that's it. Thank you, guys. See you next time. See you, dudes.

Are you being so sad? We blew you down for that. I heard the podcast and music play in my head when you said that. I have been Pavlov'd by our own shit. Brandon just leaves. I'm never giving them a second of attention again. It was like a Matt Damon. Jimmy Kimmel, when he had Matt Damon on that one time.

This is Iowa boy. They're all from Iowa. This is an Iowa boy episode. You have to drink Bush Light. Those are the rules. Yeah, throw that away. Those are the rules. Eli, let me preface this a little bit.

We spent a crazy couple days. We are all sunburned white people right now. And a little tired. Yeah. This is going to be a fun one. There's two brown people here. Red boy summer. We allowed them here.

Still red, unfortunately. You should have went sleeveless so we can see the sunburn. Just turn your head, honestly, 90 degrees. My neck is insane. Oh, yeah. I was putting on sun lotion, and I look around. I was like, are you guys putting any on? The white people say, no.

That would have been smart. Uh-uh. Why? Are you getting tans over here? Public schools, maybe. I have to learn this lesson every year. Yeah, same. I need reminded.

The first eight times, maybe after that, I'll think about some sunscreen. But the first eight times, I got to fry. I always think, I'm like, oh, I'm brown. This isn't a problem. Then I remember, well, my grandmother's German. Problem. Those genes come out. Yeah, your heart goes out to everyone.

Sounds about right. Oh, Jesus. So, how are your guys' careers? I'm over. You're starting strong. I went down there once, so it didn't end well. I've never done a podcast before so we're gonna see how this is gonna have you done podcast yes small ones yeah nothing like this you never heard It's in a shed somewhere. It's okay. The big ones don't hurt. They're better, actually. Oh. You said in a shed somewhere? Good personalities.

Yeah. He told you it was a podcast. In the shed. It's like this, but it's like this. No. The Morton building out back next to the combine.

How did it end? I don't remember. I got a little woozy. So all the gifts were changed? I was putting in tiles suddenly. Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, the hot ones. If Sean Evans has his bit, this is our bit. You just sort of put these on.

Come ones. Yeah, come ones. Come ones. So I guess we can start off with Kevin explaining how you got here. Oh, yes. Yeah, that's hilarious. Oh, real quick. Fuck you.

Shows mom and shows brother is in the background. I just want to give them a quick shout out. My dad's here. Your dad's not on camera. Your dad's walking camera real quick. I think this is over there too, technically. Yeah, that's the one. I think we're going to make your dad a YouTuber because he's going to be really good on camera. It's going to be great on camera. It's hilarious. Tell Shows mom about the piss tube. Okay, go. You guys got piss funnels in Ireland? Doc's your buddy? Doc's your buddy for the nutsack picture, but protect AT&T? Yeah.

This is a classic. Podcast war. Anyway, sorry. Sorry, how did it happen? Yeah, so here we were. All right. We were flying down from Des Moines to San Antonio, preferably.

Why were you coming here? For this. Oh, to hang out with us? Yeah, well, we're buying a 67-kilo to drive it home for an episode on our own channel, and we told that guy to wait a couple months, because we were planning on coming down here to do this and announce

that Gen Car Digs is now on Pepperbox and stuff like that. So it all works out until we try to come here. And American Airlines goes, yeah, no, your flight's been pushed to tomorrow at 4, which doesn't work, which is like after everything. Because we were just there for demos demos retirement that drive tanks so you would have missed all of you would have missed the whole thing that's what you do is get to Dallas at 10 o'clock and as we're taxing out to

and I didn't the record Dallas is like six hours from drive tanks at six oh sorry from drive cases six hours yeah so, sorry. From drive tanks, it's six hours. Yeah, 12 hours. Which was the problem. So we're looking at rental cars because we don't know what time we're going to land. We don't know if any rental companies are going to be open, and we're in panic mode.

And it's like, I think the drive's going to be closed by the time we get there. The one company that we can get that gives us a car one direction to use for like four days while we're doing the 67 Cougar, it's like $1,200 for a Kia. Oh, shit. And I said, screw that.

So I hopped on on marketplace in a panic set it to dallas and immediately a 2001 chevy tahoe popped up for 2500 bucks hell yeah and this is while the plane is going on to the runway i'm texting this guy frantically like hey i'll give you 2500 cash meet me at the airport at 10 o'clock and he's rightfully like i think this is a scam this doesn't seem real like fair i swear he's like okay i'm like i'm i'm leaving the ground please be there and we land and the dude's there and he meets us a baggage claim he's like yeah hold on what a champ why couldn't you just message him on on board wi-fi i'm too cheap to do that. I don't think the plane has that. You don't want to spend $7.99 on Wi-Fi to close the deal? You can go back further.

I don't want to buy an airline expensive enough to have Wi-Fi. He's fucking positioning his starlink toward the window. I can't do an aisle seat. Nick, what did I fly you in? Sun Country? Have you heard of them? what did I fly you in? Sun Country? Have you heard of them? Great ticket prices. Is it my Sun Country?

No, it's American, but it's probably about... No Wi-Fi. I don't know if you've ever been to Des Moines Airport. It's about the size of this house. Yes. There's four, eight terminals. Yeah. It's eight minutes through security from the second you're out of the car to you're at

your terminal. It's like eight minutes. And then you're there with like 108 other people. Like maybe. That's pushing it. We're out. Not a lot of options out of Deloitte. I've had it by Midwesterners.

That's a dream. So we meet this guy. Oh, it's phenomenal. To get through security in eight minutes. We went through it twice. It was nice. Because we went through it and then we had to go all the way back up to the front. And we got flagged both times because I had a pack of stickers in the camera bag and the guy's like

you know that's definitely a huck a c4 or a basically a gun i wish you know and we had stickers yeah just the round stickers in that and maybe a 10 inch rubber uh pool toy in case we found a pool oh that's probably the one day that was for first but that's weird they never fly by submachine gun what is it no yes that's just fine toy look like a torpedo you know does it have balls too or no no fins oh okay nothing like what's on our fridge right now? No? Anyway See that would go to the water very well. We probably have to censor that on YouTube. Now we can't open the fridge.

Son of a bitch. Now we're gonna get the fridge open. Connor almost caught that with his mouth. Yeah, that was very close. Almost. So we land in the house. He jumps in. It's like a frisbee hole. Connor, no.

He's here on camera. Drop it. He's wagging his tail. Connor, drop it. I gotta open the fridge. Stop. It's all spit now.. Connor, drop it. I gotta open the fridge. Stop. It's all spit now. Rub his nose in it. Watch me.

Watch me. Watch me get his leg going. Oh, no. Show me your dick. Oh, Red Rocket. I explained that trick to somebody. Oh, sorry. I explained that trick to somebody. Oh, sorry. No, go ahead.

I explained that trick to somebody the other day, and they did not find it as funny as we did. The Red Rocket trick? What are you talking about? Show me your penis trick. Oh, you're talking about Bo's trick? Yeah, Bo's trick. Oh. On cue, Bo will do that.

The command is, show me your penis. And he rolls on his back and shows you his dick. It's basically everybody laughs. I don't know. Sharon's brother looks disturbed. That was one of those, ha, ha, ha. How long does this go? When do we leave?

Yeah, so we landed in Dallas and bought a Tahoe for $2,100. We've driven it all over hell. It's been perfect. Except for when we got pulled over today. What'd you name it? Oh, El Jefe. Stands for the Jeff. Come again? Some matter of fact, this is Jeff. My name is Jeff. Oh, hell. pulled over go because we saw you get pulled over on the way here yeah do you have footage

of that by the way yeah i do okay it was fucking hilarious jamie bring it up past him right we passed him and as soon as i like seen the cop and then I looked down to see you without a license plate, he creeped out. I'm like, that's you. We're up there. We got our fucking earbuds in because it's got no air conditioning. So we got the windows down. We're doing, like, 75. We see the guy come out.

We just start taking stuff off, pulling papers out. Like, yep. He's not even off the shoulder yet. Like, this is us. And lights. Was that a new body? No. I was about to say, they don't worry about saying it's like an hour from here maybe hour hour from here it's like right in the middle of some tiny town right in the middle okay yesterday he's it's like what

you know i pulled you over and i was like yep no license plate we're from iowa you know we're our laws are different where we don't have temp tags or anything and he's like, yep, no license plate. We're from Iowa. Our laws are different where we don't have temp tags or anything. And he's like, well, you've got to have a temp tag here. And I asked him, well, what's the law for temp tags? I don't know. Okay, well, my law is that I follow

when I go home like this. So here's all my paperwork. Sir, I believe we're at an impasse right now. I'll look it up. can run my car i will say uh being in texas uh your odds of uh being released in that sort of traffic stop really went up when you have uh red hair yep yeah just the beer though that's a common misconception so tell them what you did with a tag cell instead of actually having the tag oh no that's the worst part is like usually you get a temp tag like this is the thing in Wisconsin, as we learned,

which explains why we get pulled over in Wisconsin so much. It just took seven traffic stops for a cop to explain it properly. You get a big piece of paper that you put in the back window that's got like the 10-digit, and it says temporary pass, and it's big black-white letters, easy to read. Texas has a temp pass system. It's free for five days. You don't even have to show ownership.

And this is what you get. Put that in your window. A sheet of paper with some size 11 font. I don't know. Do we need to hold this up somewhere? Yeah. I'll send it. Just text it to me, and I'll text it to...

There is personal information on it. Keep that on there? I was talking about what you did. Just leave the address. What were you saying though? Oh yeah, no, so I printed that out. I was like, I'm not going to... This is just going to be pulled over just as much.

So we go in the dust on the back window and I write temp tag. The IOM room. Thank Christ it wasn't a female officer. She would have just shot you. Cody chose violence today. Is everything okay at home? I thought they had such a good deal on this Tahoe and then they died. Speaking of Cody and cops.

Oh hell yeah. You guys haven't had a podcast since then? Oh boy. Oh my god. Yeah. I forgot about it. Watching drunk Cody outwit a new trainee cop was hilarious. Don't say the city, though. Let's not say the city. We won't say the city.

We'll say the state. Yeah, that's funny. New Hampshire. Yeah, that was a fun time. We went to a bar with Kevin. We can talk about this, right? We can talk about this? Yeah.

You didn't do anything wrong. I got a DM about it the next day I met this dude he invented the 300 blackout round the honey badger the boom box the fix really great guy his name is Kevin Schmittingham the booper bike brooders

yeah the booper bike brooders so Bevan Brittingham oh shit from the the ws weapon system we went to a bar with our friend and uh as soon as we walk in like in big chalk on the wall it's like nazis are bad it's like yeah we we understand that yeah like why do you feel they need to tell us and we're in there we're just calm talking to each other like i'm talking to eli we're talking to kevin talking to nick everyone's just like chilling and she's like you're cut off you're cut off and you're cut off i think she was super hostile as soon as we walked

in there though like she was not impressed that a group of people like she had to work that night she was not happy about it she was not happy about all of us. The job that she's paid to do, she was really not happy about that. That was a recurring theme in New England, actually. They said later they're like, oh, that's a locals bar. So you're like, I guess they just treat you like shit unless they can tell you're not from there. It felt like Rambo

First Blood. Keep moving to the end of town, buddy. Yeah. Connor, in classic fashion, goes out to smoke a cigarette. And I'm like, oh, I'm just going to go out front and talk to Connor real quick. After we closed out. After we closed down.

Left a generous tip. Even after they treated us a little unfairly. You know, whatever. Walk outside with Connor. And then she follows me out, and she's like, you can't have that beer out here. And she pushes me, and then she swats at my beer. I'm like, you're too fat.

I didn't see that coming. You're like the ultra instinct. Outside wasn't like out on the sidewalk. It was like a patio with, like, tables and an awning and shit. Like like it wasn't like you were in public still it's the private property with seating but she sprinted at you she went no and ran at you faster than i've ever seen someone that big run oh yeah i was actually impressed i can't hit you you're a hog female that would look bad on camera and so she swats at me and i'm like no like i'll put it down if you want me to put it down i'll on camera. And so she swats at me and I'm like, no, I'll put it down if you want me to put it down. I'll throw it away.

And then she swats at me again. I'm like, no! You're like juking her. It's the funniest shit to watch. Hey Brandon. Yes, Eli? When you think of businesses that are just crushing it. Bonker. On sub. What's the first thing to enter your mind? That's easy, Eli. A good child labor law attorney.

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Shopify.com. All lowercase. Well, she was like, I'm calling the fucking cops. And I was like, all right, cool, call them. Throw my beer away, whatever. We get, what, like a block away? The entire police department rolls up on us. But the first one to show up. Yeah. Why? Who is she?

Yeah. It was impressively fast. It's a small town that has like zero crime. That's a good point. They're all bored and they just want to chill. We got a call? There's an actual call? No.

Bar disturbance. Let's go. Some kid rolled up at an ROTC on Cody immediately. I was asleep at this point. I was also in. He was in uniform, but I can tell you with 100% certainty when he's in his normal clothing,

he tucks his t-shirt into his jeans unironically. It does not work. No, we just had a polite conversation and went on our way. That is not true. Can I tell what I saw? Nick, what did you see?

I got to watch Cody literally outwit the cops in three seconds flat. I did too. It was impressive. It was a setup from the beginning. He was like, yeah, we got a call that somebody stole beer. And Cody goes, okay, search me, and lifts up his jacket. beginning he's like yeah we got a call that somebody stole beer and cody goes okay search me and like lifts up his jacket like this kid is like oh you're you're consenting to be searched and cody's like yep go for it he like pats cody down and cody's like did you find any beer and he

goes well no and he goes cool i'm leaving you can't leave yet i'm conducting an investigation an investigation for what stolen beer you just decided i don't have any stolen beer, hot shot. I'm out. He threatened to throw you in handcuffs. He was like, what are you doing? I'm going to throw you in handcuffs. And we're all like, yo, this is escalating hilariously. He did call out.

You were like, I'm going to search you. You were like, ask. May I search you for first? That's how I'm done. You're right. Hold on. And he also works at McDonald's. Yeah,

he's my manager. And it was him surrounded by a whole bunch of dudes and he's, he was like patting you down like very hard. No, he had no backup.

Yeah, zero. Yeah, yeah, he, yeah, yeah, exactly.

The dudes beat us. Cody was recording surrounded by six of you guys, and Cody's got his phone. And on Cody's phone, you just see him, like, get, like, this close to Cody and bend over, not looking at the other six grown men surrounding him. He's like, what are you doing? I'm like, you are so lucky there is no crime in this town, because you would get killed in the streets. He didn't even notice I pointed my gun at the back of the street. Oh, that's why this is a comedy podcast.

Half the stories are made up. He obviously didn't police the same place I policed because I wouldn't have handled that situation like that. I don't know. I may have had a couple of drinks that night, so I was just arguing with them to be facetious. It was a good time.

It was a really good time. The rest of them showed up. The first thing, the supervisor shows up, and he's just like, so let me guess, you boys aren't from around here. I just hit him immediately that it don't matter. So you guys were at XYZ Bar, and Brandon's like, we didn't say that, you did, but continue. Brandon's in lawyer mode, Cody's in cop mode.

It was a very funny interaction. King Trout's smoking in the background. I don't talk to cops. Trout had seven cigarettes during this three-minute interaction. He's like, you're going in cuffs. I'm like, yeah, cool. I'm going to watch Cody grapple. Didn't one of the guys end up knowing you

or recognizing you? Yeah, one of the other cops pulled up and he's like, donut. He's like, what? Fenn, start recording. Fenn's standing there Yeah, one of the other cops pulled up and he's like, Donut? The cop pulls up and goes, Fenn, start recording. Fenn's standing there with a fucking full camera rigged the entire time. And the footage looks like this.

There's always so much to do. You guys show up back at the house, we're eating dominoes, and you're like, you're like, I'm not that drunk. Brandon's like, I'm not that drunk either. Finn's like, yeah, I'm not drunk at all. And we're all like, fuck you.

Like he was about wasted eight hours prior to that instance. And then I get a text. Y'all out in city. Stopped by the police last night? Question mark mark explanation point no definitely curious if that was y'all

this was the kid you seen the guys I see yep fuck yeah I love you what was their response I didn't know you replied to them 100% shout out to we were in the state.

Not to name any names. We were in the state. Yeah, let's bleep that. What city does he live in? I mean, that's a very common name. I love we were in the state for seven fucking hours before getting detained by the police. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. Is that a new record?

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. Is that a new record? Yeah. That's pretty good. I can tell you it was at 1.30 at night. And then Connor tweets about how New England sucks because everybody's just rude to you if you're not from there. He had comments that were like,

well, don't expect us to just be nice to you because you're existing in our state and you have to get to know us and be around us for 10 years. I don't wanna. You guys are more than me. Every place is your fucking room. The airport security, like TSA was the most polite

people in that entire area and the bartender that Boston got. He was the most fucking dope. I don't think I need to unlock a skill tree basic human courtesy dude oh my god when they took our drink orders at the one restaurant for food it's like walked up it's like what you drinking yeah she was not happy no piss that we came in you guys here to eat yeah you want drinks or food or something what do you think this is a fucking restaurant.

And then it was, hey, okay, I'll get all your orders. She takes every drink order and remembers two of them. Everyone's like, man, she must have a photographic memory. No. She's just yelling from the bar across the room at us. What do you want? We got kicked out of the bar. We went back there a second night. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

Oh, yeah yeah we did yeah the hog lady that called the cops on us we went back there after that fucking wildebeest called the cops on us this is awesome well the second night we come in so many names yeah and uh it was a dude there the second night and he was like, one of you, he was like doing this thing, he was like, one of you walked out with a beer last night. You're not welcome here. Oh yeah, I forgot. We tried to go back in there. They were not impressed. They all

huddled around the guy that was behind the counter and like, I got your back, man. It was like four twanks telling the bartender they had his back. Good luck, all six of you good luck you're lucky we're good easygoing people right you think there's 10 of me but anyways yeah we so we got kicked out the second night we didn't we didn't handle it personally it was like all right cool you don't want to see here we didn't handle personally we made it We literally made it

12 feet out of the bar before Brandon was on Amazon trying to find the f***ing disguised glasses with the nose and we were going to go back the next night They couldn't get there fast enough I was going to buy 10 of them just so we could all put on the f***ing Groucho Marx

glasses I would have done it just for that sweet little clip. You guys never finished the second half of that story, though. You never finished your plan of what you're going to do after that happened to you. Did it involve Thunder? No, buying the... Yeah, that one. That's hilarious.

This is where it's like, oh, that's still pending. That might happen. Yeah, that's hilarious. It's that fuck you level of pettiness and it's why we build these businesses to the people that wrong the wrong people but it's like if you're stupid rich and then that one what's your name we aren't but kevin is a trash donkey trash donkey like trash dog that's a good name for a bar too yeah we'll's pretty good. Yeah, we'll rename it. We're going to Trash Donkeys?

That's actually a pretty unironically good name for a bar. Well, she cut Kevin off, and I was like, Kevin, you want to buy this bar? He's like, yeah. Dude, Kevin would be the person to do it. We might be buying a bar in New Hampshire. I never want to go back to that town, but I would for that one instance. The grand opening. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino.

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Fat Amy's or something. Fat Julie's. And just name it that. And we were going to get like – You didn't know about that either? I didn't know about Fat Julie's. Mine was different. I had a different plan.

I was just like find her and every time she gets a new job, you buy that job. No, definitely. And you fire her. And you just continue that so she never is employed the rest of her life. That's a better idea. Mine's way more evil. That's the corporate version of it follows. It follows you in corporate?

I'm the ghost of your LinkedIn. Ghost of your LinkedIn. That's harassment. We would never do that that but it's very funny fucking slutty staring i think you're almost out you're just free balling these by now yeah other nick how you doing how did you get here i'm all right my flight was all right it got delayed a couple times. That's boring. Yeah. I didn't have to buy a Tahoe, so that kind of sucks.

No, get to. You didn't get to. That thing is pretty good condition. We're from Iowa. A Tahoe like that. When was the last time you saw the bottom half of a Tahoe? Never. I can't recall.

I was maybe six out of the three years old. I thought the bottom half of a Tahoe was the road. No, it is in really good condition. You've already started this with it doesn't have AC. That doesn't matter. It's got windows. You can fix it. It's cool.

I can't. Not that big a deal at North. Name one. Name one Jeff that's got AC. Name one LFA. It means the Jeff. The police pull you over. What kind of vehicle is this?

LFA. They arrest the car. They almost did. It's a massacre. Freeze. I think that's called being impounded. They arrested my car. They shoot it.

He comes back to the window. Deport it. No, Jeff, no. You got the immigration. I have to buy another one. We have to take it legally. He come back. I forgot he came back to the window.

And he's like, it's a good thing you had insurance on. Because I was going to pound this if you didn't. That seems a little extreme. Jesus. I got pulled over yesterday on the drive home. In which vehicle? I never get pulled over. Were you in Uvalde too?

No, I was probably in the same little town. It's like past Uvalde by 30 minutes. Hondo, Nippa. It was super nice. There's no speed sign sometimes. There's just big gaps. I was like I have no idea it goes from 40 to 70 35 everyone's doing 78 They go from 35 to 75 and they don't put the Does not do that they'll incrementally put them, but it's like 75, 55, 50, 45, 35.

It's like, what the? That was like a block. Yeah, I was going 56 and a 35. Well, we have all these signs. We want to not use them. I pulled over. I see instantly I was coming up on a vehicle. They move over.

I'm like, I think I'm going faster than everyone. Cop just goes behind me, pulls me over, walks up. He's like, no, license. I was like I think I'm going faster than everyone. Cop just goes behind me pulls me over walks up he's like no license I was like here you go sir had turned on the lights put my hands on the steering wheel just normal shit super nice he's like oh you're not from here are you I was like no sorry and then I was like we're out in Bernie hand my ID and insurance he's like okay I'm gonna just give you a quick warning real quick and then you're on your way have a good day that was it it was like that's nice oh yeah it was good I was like I think I feel the the paint swatch up to you yeah well okay depends on which party you're recently yeah yeah

last night oh really yeah if you have the video it'll say what town was on side the car yeah on the police car we could we should figure it out yeah i'll send you it's kind of funny so once again you didn't need gas station you didn't get pulled over by a real cop just like you didn't go to a real podcast yeah you just keep getting kidnapped oh not again that was my introduction to tex Texas was being pulled over, right, outside of drive tanks. Like when I first moved here.

I've been pulled over outside of drive tanks like in the Uvalde area. I've been pulled over twice there. In San Antonio, I've never been pulled over. Nick, you actually talked about this is the one place where you're, like people just go up 85. And cops are like. Bro, I was like, I have done nothing but kind of low-key talk Texas the entire time. But the only experience I have in Texas is San Antonio.

I was here for army medic training. I'm here all the time with you guys. And I was like, it's whatever. There's a lot of traffic. There's a lot of road construction. It's not that cool. From the airport to here, whatever,

my favorite. But then like, I got like an hour out of San Antonio and me and my dad, I saw a sign going through a town that was like seven rundown RV homes and a crack house. And then there was this billboard that said Nora's tacos. And I was like, I bet those tacos are fucking delicious. And then a mile

down the road there was a Shell gas station that I stopped at and in the gas station I had already like there was ponchos so I bought a poncho obviously and I got this poncho and then my dad's like Nick they got Nora's Tacos here like really they just like delivered them to this gas station and they were fresh so I got these tacos and I'm just going like 88 in a 75 driving with my knees, eating homemade tacos. Wearing a poncho. They were delicious. I just like waving

at cops with a taco in my hand. I was like, Texas is alright. It's pretty dope. So the thing is you had a license plate so you could do that. It's true. It's also a 4Runner. So nobody cares. That's just the Toyota Tahoe. The Tahoe Toyotas.

It's not. You can cruise in Texas and no one... We got 85 to 88. 85 to 90. If you've never been to Texas, the roads here are insane. They're smooth. They're smooth as in there's no frost heave cracks, so they're not cut like roads up north where they're allowed to buckle in the frost.

So they're very bumpy. It's smooth. But you go like this when you're driving around because the speed limits are 25 miles an hour over anything we have up there. And they're just fucking paved whatever was below it. And it's pretty rough. If you ever go to Bunker Branding, there's a road. It's a frontage road and the speed limit is 65.

There's houses on this where you're 30 feet from somebody's front door going 60. That's how you hit the kid from Pet Sematary. That's a whole problem. That is actually like a 65 on that.

I know. I remember looking down one time and I was like, oh, I'm going 50. I should probably slow down. I'm literally this far from somebody's front yard and I was like, oh, I'm going 15 under. Weird.

There's sections through here, through town that's like like bumper-to-bumper three-lane traffic that is five mile an hour over the highest speed limit in Iowa as opposed to the speed limit. It's just like, we're going to die. Dude, our route back to our hotel yesterday, Dalton was driving, and he is very used to Iowa, and he can't really see shit anyways. So I look over at the 75 mile an hour speed limit. I look down, he's going like 48.

We got a train of people. I'm like, dude, it's Texas. You can go fast. Just drive. He drives, he drives up to like 62 and then slows back down on the first curve.

And then we stay at like 48. I'm like, dude, fucking go. I would hate riding with you. I was talking so much. I had moon dust in my eyes. I couldn't see.

That's my excuse. I just, I felt like I was going riding with you. I was talking so much shit. I had moon dust in my eyes. I couldn't see. That's my excuse. I just, I felt like I was going way too fast. You hit the gas and say, Jesus, take the wheel. Oh, for the best.

It's Texas. The entire road there was like a blind left or right hand turn every five seconds. I felt like a rally car driver. Awesome. Yeah, dude, he's not going to heaven.

He's going slow. People who drive slow don't go to heaven. He's going slow. People who drive slow don't go to heaven. They're in the same category as cyclists. At least wherever he's going, he's not going to get there fast. He's going to drive slow. Take your time. Enjoy the drive. Enjoy the scenery.

Is that how you shoot? You just let Jesus take the wheel on all those fucking ridiculous shots or what trigger in the right direction and hope for the best and give a quick breakdown you are like one of the best shot you and um tier one concealed are probably the best shots dude jared is amazing you both like you both are monsters that do not compete you just have fun and you got to that next level where i'm like i'll never be that good i still think frankly dude it's all cgi cody me and cody had a conversation about it cgi me and cody had a

conversation about it the first time i went out to shoot with this fuck because he lives like 30 minutes from my house i was already coming down here all the time i told cody i was like yeah i'm gonna go shoot with him he's like you have to let me know because like everybody's kind of like is it like a dude perfect situation like is he out there for three hours trying to get the shot? Whatever. And I text Cody. I was like, he's not faking it.

It was ridiculous. First time I met him, he's like, okay, pull your concealed carry and just shoot at a target. And I was like, all right, ting.

He's like, okay, shoot again. He just wanted to see where my brass was ejecting. And he goes, okay, shoot again. He steps back,

kicks my brass up into the air and then shoots my brass on the first try i was like what the fuck again it is that next level of shooting because you think it's so fake or it's not possible until you meet a jared or you where you're like i was like it's gotta got to be AI, right? Go. Dude. Dude, I never thought it was impressive. Like, the group of guys I grew up around kind of do the same thing. Like, my brother can probably out-shoot me, but nobody will ever know it. It's f***ing insane.

He can out-shoot you? He won't film it. No, my brother's extremely good at shooting. And you're saying you're good? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wait, hold on. He's very good. F***. But, like, I didn't know that we were at that level

of shooting until we were starting to shoot with other, like doing the YouTube videos and going to events and shit. And I'm like, oh, okay. I'm decent. Maybe it was shooting the brass out of the air. Maybe we're good at this. I don't know. I've also shot with a lot more people that are extremely way fucking beyond what I

can do. like with a competition they were causing that's like the top tier and I guarantee you can they probably like dude you could be a monster if you I can't run dude I have rubber band ankles I will eat shit the first yard Yeah, I can't run. He's too dangerous to be kept alive. Make his ankle suck. Oh! That's your competition for shooting shit out of the air. I have a chance. He runs like a girl. That's the nerve.

God, we're saving some for the rest of this. Yeah. God. All of his tricks are stationary. That's your offender's... I'm just noticing. Your offender's superpower and offset... I can't fucking run....is you're like, oh, I wanna be deadshot. Yeah, okay, okay cool you're basically paraplegic where's the con I'm good at shooting

and I don't have to run that's great yeah dude I went on this TV show American Air Gunner and their finale is like Air Gunner? yeah so have you ever seen Top Shot? yep sounds like a gay version of that yeah it went super, have you ever seen Top Shot? Yep. So, obviously...

Sounds like a gay version of that. Yeah. It went super fucking woke and now it's all going to be air guns to be like on the network. It's super stupid. But it's essentially the same thing. And air guns have actually come a long ways.

Like, they were super impressive what you could do with them. They'll still kill an animal, which is like so annoying that they're just like, oh, but there's no gunpowder. So, what's it for? Yeah.

It's like f***ing insane, dude. We were like like shooting the 22 caliber shits at like 400 yards accurately alec baldwin could still easily kill exactly like she's going down yeah things are crazy be honest for the season finale they had us running like i'm fucked like it's 400 yards of sprinting to pick up like 12 different firearms or air guns whatever the fuck you want to call them and yeah I thought it was gonna be fucked but I just never trained on my ankles I wear cowboy boots and I'm half retarded so I'm just walking like a baby deer trying to fucking get to them Michael J. Fox the only time his hand is steady when he has the guns in it yeah so did you win the show I won it because I hit all my shots, but not because

I got to the next gun fast. That's not what I'm building up to. Who got second? My wife. What? Yeah. That's where I met her. No shit. She almost got my ass, so I'm like, okay, that one's mine. Damn, I'm not breaking into your house.

She's really good. You get stunted on it before you get killed. It'd be insulting. Damn. i met her on the tv show i did not know that no what the fuck so you both just monsters on the well she grew up like a haunting fishing like anything that involves a scope she makes me look like a idiot like i just got a new six five and we took it out to the range a couple days ago we're like grouping on a piece of cardboard i'm like you know quarter size group at 100 yards i'm like damn that's pretty good she gets on it like i couldn't tell that there was five shots in the same fucking hole i'm like that guy's broke we're going home no she's insane behind this gun sucks yeah this is a piece of shit i'm just pict picturing. Nah, dude, she's good.

I'm picturing breaking into your house, and your wife, you know, you and your wife both get up. She tosses a frying pan, and you hang a shot off that into the interior. Like, hell yeah, baby. They're going to be fighting each other to get the stateside. They have a Mr. and Mrs. Smith fight to decide who gets to shoot you for breaking into the house. The robber's just like, where's the guy? Where are they fighting? I'll get to you in a minute. I'm so scared right now.

You sit down. I'll get to you. I just want to know if you have more bush light right now. More bush light? No, bro. That sounds good. Holy Jesus, that was aggressive. Bushlight! Come on, house elf!

Now I'm the house elf! He's got a sock. Ding! Thank you. Did Jake does the barrel? Bring the barrel. That was very nice of you. The podcast will be over when we finish the 30 rack.

There we go. You pitched that idea, but that over when we finish the 30 rack. There we go. That's insane. No, bring the full 30. You pitched that idea, but that was before we were an hour in. Are we an hour in? No, we're not. We're 17 minutes. No, we're like 48 minutes. No, Poppycock, have a beer.

18 minutes seems short. Oh, Poppycock, where's another one for me? I don't have a... Oh, thank you. I haven't had a Bush Light at least in a long time. Would Cody like a Bush Light? Are we drinking Bush Lights in our room? Yes.

Iowa getting dangerous. That comes with a free N-word pass, I think. Really? Oh, you do? No. I don't think that's how Bush Light works. I think it's the opposite of that, actually. Brought to you by Pewview.

I just call that word stop resisting. There you go. That's a better word. Christ. All right. I'm so glad my parents don't know what this show is. Have you had inward pass? It's delicious.

That's what our name comes out. Any chance we ever had with fucking Anheuser-Busch is now gone. There was no chance. That's the line. There was no chance. They sent us shirts. Once you. Yeah, that's the line. There was no chance. They sent those shirts. Once you. Yeah, they did, yeah.

Yeah, what, you paid for them? No. That was Amazon. They showed up in these white little bags with blue check marks. Weird. I know the owner's son of Anheuser-Busch. Do you really?

We're going to have him out for a Fat Pugh's episode. What? Because he's like super into guns. What? I'm getting sponsored by Bush Light. Yeah, you got it. He's super cool. Now is when you should say the we, not the other.

We can all get sponsored by that. There you go. I'm getting sponsored by Bush Light. You guys have Fat Pugh's now. Tell us about that. It's mostly me talking shit while he shoots guns really good. It's really funny.

I like the videos actually a lot. Because we can't do like full auto stuff on YouTube, so we went over to Pepperbox and did a B channel where it's primarily full auto everything, and we just talk shit and shoot machine guns. It's your main channel in my heart. I mean, same. Our group chat is absurd.

It would be like, hey, I think we can make a Glock switch It's your main channel in my heart. I mean, same. Our group chat is absurd. It'll be like, hey, I think we can make a Glock switch fit a Glock chambered.22. We're going to go shoot a bunch of gummy bears. That video was single-handedly the reason I bought a Glock.44. Really? Yeah. It was awesome. It looked awesome. That thing's like 25 round bags, which it's 22 long rifles.

So hit or miss, you're going to have a lot of jams in there, but that 25 round bag, what did you decide? It's .03 seconds per round. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. That 25 rounds, before you even feel the recoil, they're all on target. It's insane.

Jesus. And one gummy bear catches all of them. Can we talk about the ballistics rated gummy bears? That was insane. It was insane. Jesus. And one gummy bear catches all of them. Can we talk about the fucking ballistics rated gummy bears? That was insane. Those were ridiculous. We don't have one. I know, that's what's crazy. There's just no SOT.

Brandon's eyes are like... Hold on. Hey Cash, I know we haven't really met yet, but I need to call in a favor for you. Hold on. Here's the official. Cut that. What's that notebook do? Here's the official. Hey, Cash, I know we haven't really met yet, but I need to call in a favor for you. Look, here's the policy on SOTs. SOTs are like boats. The only thing better than having a boat is having a friend with a boat. I don't have to do shit.

I just show up, have fun, and leave. And Brandon or Fox back in Iowa does all the paperwork for us. It's great. Actually, it for us. It's great. Actually, it's awesome. It's a lot like a fucking boat. Don't joke. No one with a boat is like, man, that was a great investment. You're just using me for my boat?

Kind of. I mean. Sorry you had to find out like this. Oh, Fox is fucking awesome. Did I tell you what he's doing next for us? Uh-uh. So I gave him a 2011, and he's going to make the world's first first full auto 2011 i've never seen anything with a double stack magazine full auto so that's gonna be dope he figured out how to do that one trigger pull is gonna be crisp yeah

we've seen 1911s with their eight round magazines magazines, but we can get 30-round mags for a 2011. I think that's going to be dope. Have it ported so we can just be at 100 yards. What's a 2011? It's Alpha Foxtrot Romulus. So just a cheaper. It's going to work. It would be sweet, though. We've got to wreck gummy bears with it.

Did you watch that video, Cody? I watched it. No, it's okay. Good. I didn't watch it. It's cool. You don't watch my shit. I know. I think that's a standard. got shot i know i know i got the gist

sometimes you're so good with your titles and your thumbnails i have to watch it it's like guy gets beheaded with shotgun. I'm like, okay, all right. I'm in. No, guess how many gummy bears, five-pound gummy bears, it takes to stop 22. It's like just a 22-round through. You're talking about those big motherfucking gummy bears. Yeah, if I line the gummy bears up, how many gummy bears to catch it? Two. One.

Really? Guess nine mil. One. Two. Five oh five five six no no nine mils four nine mils one when that mill is one nine mil was one what was two two five five five five five six but barely like quarter inch into the second one it spun and diverted like so much energy it didn't have any penetrating power. Them gummy bears are so dense, it was stopping everything. We point-blanked it with a 12-gauge in the nose, and it stopped half-inch. It wouldn't go through the first gummy bear.

Is it because it's tossing them off the table? No. We have them sturdy, stacked in a row, because we were expecting some penetration. These are made for human consumption? Yeah, unfortunately. Nick was eating the out of this thing so now a couple years nick goes bulletproof we're just seeing how many i can eat or what nick came up with a billion dollar idea we're gonna make gummy bear armor i was was just going to say, in the apocalypse, it's Nick running around with five gummy bears taped to his body.

As a snack. MRE and body armor, all in one. Some young kid in the apocalypse is like, Lieutenant Brandon, why is he doing this? He's like, don't stop him. Just let him go. He's like, man, we've been lost in the woods for six days. We're running low on armor. I'm saying.

It's fine. Nothing makes you feel more badass than being like, that fucking gummy bear just stopped a 5-5-6 round and my body's going to destroy it. I'm pretty f***ing tough. Not trying to brag. I'm a goddamn machine. Yeah.

I'll order like 10 more of those. Have you seen the Reddit thread explaining like subsistence hunting so what basically because like when it was hunter and gatherer times like humans like we can't out run an animal but like animals can't run forever like humans can like they don't sweat they can't carry water with them so like it's from like the animals perspective of like we're terminators like like that they sprint now run us and then three minutes later we just come over the horizon slow as fuck marching towards up like we're the snail with a chase of the high end to be fair I don't I can't think of anything scarier than trying to go about my business and just know that Nick is trying to eat me.

With a gummy bear on his chest. It's just me coming at you three miles an hour for eternity. You're the snail. It's always been that. What was the original like Osmos robot? remember the old honda ones that looked oh yeah the really weird ones yeah it was like just a little white ball and it was like and it could do flips but that was the most terrifying aspect of ai going rogue it was during that generation yeah they only ran like three miles per hour, but they never got tired.

So you just have them like, hunting you forever. Terrifying idea. I just can't shoot it then. What else are you doing on Pew Views?

For Fat Pews? We've got a lot of stupid ideas, to be honest with you. We're going to be doing a bunch of stuff with Q, Honey Badger, and Boombox. I think we're getting, we got like seven or eight different types of 8.6 blackout coming that we're going to be able to experiment with. Do you know what

kinds those are? I have no idea. I think the guys over at Q had a fuck ton of ideas like explosive rounds and stuff. So we're going to have to get Zach and the SOT involved to be able to do it, but we're going to do it. I know we're trying to see the legality of there is an 8-6 round that detonates on impact with soft tissue, and we're trying to get our hands on some of those. Something, something, I also detonate on impact with soft tissue.

It was right there. Both instances involve APs. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. The amount of AR-500 steel that I was able to penetrate through blows my mind. A subsonic round doing that?

Going through level 4 like it's nothing is ridiculous. That 8.6 blackout is the most satisfying gun i've ever shot in my life i agree that's gonna quickly become my favorite caliber obviously i don't want to pay for it but it's like that part hurts but it's like it's my bedside now is it i love that thing so i'm curious because i have three children so like the penetration power seeing how well it does through like soft tissue. It goes through a house. I'm curious to find out

what the best ammo is to stop in soft tissue and not carry on. Your kids are short. I don't think you're going to have a problem with your two children. Three. No. I don't think I'm going to have a problem peeling the little sticker off the back of their vehicle. God.

This was a write-off. I didn't see that coming. How much do you like that round? Man. My kids can also shoot pretty good. What? I'd say there's something in the water, but there's not because we're also from the same area. And that sure as hell didn't get passed on to me.

I can shoot like a motherfucker. I got to say, I was pleasantly surprised the first time you came out to the range because I was not expecting you to know what you were doing with a gun. And I was like, Dalton and I were like behind us. What the fuck? Are we just punching each other in the nuts tonight? Shade throne. No, you can shoot that. I try.

I thought it was going to suck. I mean, he's a historical YouTuber. I didn't know like he, you don't shoot very often. You have guns and stuff, but for the amount you shoot, you're extremely good. All the guys can shoot fucking good. I remember. You can shoot. Me.

Brandon is the one, the AK dude, when we had that 100 yards. I was like, is it Brandon or the gun? And then I went behind the gun, shot three. I was like. And then you hit the arsenal. It was the pioneer. Oh, God. Like dog shit gun.

I'm trying to tell them. They're like, both these guys look the same, like a pioneer and arsenal. I'm like, I know they might look similar, but very radically different build. And it was like minutes of shithead barely at 100 yards. 16-inch MOAE, like all day. It was this just fucking circle, and you're like, that's crazy. But then Brandon did the Arsenal.

Both iron sights. Yeah. He did a sub one. It was amazing. 1.3 ish it wasn't that like still irons and that i was like i was like okay i told you i'm not that bad uh you weren't there this morning yet at drive tanks they have a real fg-42 oh i know yeah i didn't know that i thought that was fake sitting in the corner over there so i didn't even like that one the real one was in the back room they brought it out so I didn't even like... That one was fake. That one is fake.

The real one was in the back room. They brought it out for us. They're like... I was like, can we shoot it? And they're like, not right now because it broke. And I was like, what happened? And they're like, well, it only shoots full auto now. I was like, what the fuck?

What do you mean? It broke? It sounds better now? So that's Brancy. I think he bought it for like a quarter million. Jesus Christ. Those are like absurdly yeah sought after oh well i mean it was the same with kevin's his uh stoner 63 because i i look like a bitch in the video when i shoot it because i had it set to semi and i'm expecting one round because i just want to do like one two okay, okay, full auto. You know, I got the belt hanging out and everything.

Like, all right. And I almost go over the berm. Yeah, I got that. And I look back over at Kevin. I'm like, oh, so semi is just fucking. He's like, semi, nope. That would have been nice to know, but all right. No, you recovered really well.

I think we've all been there where we weren't expecting it and just kind of sailed a little bit. But you recovered really well because then when you went to finish the belt, you were like on the torso completely. I had to, you know, I had to redeem myself. The first round I was expecting one and got eight. Yeah, yeah. You were not prepared. No.

It was fucking funny, though, like your reaction, which is also going to be on Fat Puse. It was really good. I hip-fired it. You did, which was also amazing. How did you get no recoil out of that from the hip like watching that footage back? I think did not move and you will not be you'll see my eyes go like this When I watch replays my eyes never blink like it's like

It's like fighting you. When you fight Eli, he just goes... Emotions go away. Kill time. It's a shot. I have my 2,000 meter shot, and it's like 300 rum. And it is a really dope slow motion shot. That trigger pull is like... The gun, everything, going around me.

My face is like. Your eyes slowly come out of your skull a little bit and pop back in. And it's like, ding. I was like, yay. What's the furthest shot you've done, actually? Oh, fuck, I don't even know. Like, pistol or rifle? Both.

I didn't know a pistol was on the table. Yeah, this is just 700 yards. No, just over 500. After 500, your cone is like minute of mack truck and you can't it's all luck at that point after 400 yards you can't like accurately land that

exactly rifle not that far like just over a mile and that was on a like a rifle already set up well it wasn't like I'm getting on it and dialing everything. The guy's like, hey, you're good. Hold it at the target. It's not like dialing it.

We live in Iowa. Everything's super flat. You can't really get any distance because the neighbor's probably going to lose a cow. 10 miles away. You literally can't hunt with high-powered rifles in Iowa. No, you've got to use straight wall and shit. Which, fucking shout out Q, that's going to be dope.

350. We convinced him to do a barrel in Iowa? No, you've got to use straight wall and shit, which, fucking shout out Q, that's going to be dope. $350. $350, and we convinced them to do a barrel for a.35 Whalen, which is essentially a.30-06, but legal in Iowa to hunt with, which doesn't make any fucking sense, but we can do it. Most got lost out. No. It's almost like they're written by people who don't fucking know what they're talking about.

Exactly. Nobody understands fully. They're just like, yeah, this makes sense. You know who makes the electrical code? what electricians electricians come up with the electrical code actually people they're talking about we need to change that we should get a bunch of amish people to write the electrical code a bunch of people that fucking hate electricity i like what you're on. It's like the FAA. You know who should have the FAA? Somebody who fucking hates planes.

What's your next big car build? Oh, that's a loaded question. I don't know what I'm doing ever. Probably tomorrow. That's like one of us. One of our videos. Yep. Well, I mean, tomorrow we're heading out there and picking up that 67 Cougar and driving it home.

And then after that, I don't know, Angus, any guesses? Well, we got the... We got the GTO that we're never ever going to finish. Was your first in Angus? Yeah. It's real. Oh, it gets better, but I don't know. I don't want to embarrass him.

Yeah, please don't dox me on the internet. Dox him. Wait, was it your dox me on the internet. Dox him. Was it your mom or dad that came up with that? Oh, either of them are going to take credit for this. I don't think either of them liked him that much. It was the cows. See, you had Angus Cowles, but they came later. Middle school, perfect timing.

Yeah, so he was named first. Angus, would you like to do the honors? No. It's like, my middle name is F***ing Ass. Angus F***ing Ass. That's why I chose Angus. Angus's last name is Whacker. Well, he just doxxed you on the internet.

You're a goddamn cow assassin? Angus Whacker. Angus F***ing Ass Whacker. Well, he just doxxed you on the internet. You're a goddamn cow assassin? Ain't this fucking... Ain't this fucking ass wacko? It's a crazy name. I never thought of it that way. I like that one. We always went for meat beater, but cow assassin's funnier. That's your fucking

outro. Wacker. Straight wacker. Straight whacker. Straight whacker. Oh, we got a gay whacker, too, now. Hey. Hey. Hey, Gordano. Welcome to the Bully Angus Podcast.

We're happy to have him here tonight. We're bullying each other tonight. Yeah. It's all the way around. Who's next? We can cut your name if you want. Doesn't matter. No one's ever forgot his name honestly yeah i'm never gonna forget that name we got through the airport easily because we came back

up to this lady who's seen like 150 people who are all screwed over because they screwed the entire flight system up everyone's screwed and we got them she's like okay we're trying to like hey we were here 30 minutes ago, this and that. We had the red toolbox that went through. It's probably long lost forever. And she goes, oh, you're with Wacker. And I'm like, yeah. She goes, I got you guys.

Pulls it right up. It's perfect. You're the Wacker guy. Yeah. It worked perfect. And now we have a Tahoe. I bullied him into quitting his job, too. I'm really proud of that.

It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Which one? I got him and Ethan Angus. Yeah. He hung out with me one time and quit his job a week later. Yeah.

Who? Use your name in the exit interview. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, the fat electrician, told me to quit. And my boss was like, who? It'll make sense later. It's like, I had to Google it.

He subscribed to me after that. It's fine. It's like, oh, shit. This guy's videos are good. Is his YouTube channel just like Angus's Boss at Company.com. Heinous Angus. That was his name. We were engineers before we did this.

Really? Yeah. Manufacturing engineers. Damn. No shit. He actually went in the industry for three years. I went straight from college into YouTube. And before college, you were?

Good thing you got that degree. In the military? Yes. Yes. Okay. Go on.. In the military? Yes, yes. Okay. Go on. Job in the military? Oh, yeah, I see where you're going. Helicopter mechanic.

CS-47 Chinooks. You should see his private unit patch that he sent me a picture of. It is hilarious. Yeah, we drew our own. You know what the... Like, the Iowa Hawkeyes, the football team in Iowa, the big college team. Do you know how... No, keep going. Okay, so it's... It's the Hawke team? Do you know how they do it? No, but keep going.

Okay, so it's the Hawkeye. We only have like, that's it. That's all we have. It's a hawk on this patch with wings, and it's got some bimbo naked bent over. And it's the hawk with its wings grabbing her hips, and it's just a fucking corncob dick laying across her ass cheeks. That was his unofficial unit patch. That is the most Iowa

bestiality bullshit I've ever heard in my entire life. How do we combine? You're fucking so weird. We have one guy that was great at art and then another one that had a bunch of ideas.

Never let me meet the ideas guy. It was a whole pile of them. Let's see. If I send it to you, I can pull it up. You described that. And if you're like, who came up with that? Angus Wacker?

No, no, no, no. No. I'm like, that checks out. That fucking checks out. You're shitting me right now. I will pay to have business cards made for you Angus Whacker, Cow Assassin. I'm not bringing you to hell.

That is straight up a f***ing name. How the f*** are you not? Angus Whacker. I didn't want to assume he wasn't. Angus Whacker is like, that's up there with Johnny Sins. It sounds like he jerks off cows. Well, we went off the deep end. Angus Whacker is like, that's up there with Johnny Sins. Like, that's... It sounds like he jerks off cows.

But, well... And we went off the deep end. Sorry, Angus. Tell us why you like Glock. I like how it tastes. I said Glock.com. I like how it tastes. Same answer. Same answer.

This podcast has already gone off the clock. Usually you only taste those once. Jesus. Did we ever tell the story about how we made the Hollywood people mad tasting our guns? I don't know if we ever did. I think we need beers.

Were we ishy? Trout's check. There's a case here okay i forgot i forgot sorry i could have reached over none that long time ago but me and cody were uh we're out for some uh gay hollywood shit and we were uh over it actually we we stopped at uh terrence while we were out there terrence where they they trained keanu to shoot for john wick all that. So if you've ever seen like John Wick or the Jamie Foxx or any of those guys that are training, like doing real good shit with like handguns and stuff, this is where they're shooting.

And so we went out there, we were hanging with him for a little bit and there's a lot of Hollywood LA types. You found it. You found it. Sorry, Wookie. Chase, pull this up, you found it sorry Wookiee

chase pull this out but then they saw most of it this is never we never even that's graphic we had I don't even see we have when I watch your uncensored fucking shooting videos. We had nothing to do on this deployment. We got there and they're like, your entire job's been contracted to Dynacor. It was the civilian maintenance. So they're going to make six figures. You guys sweep. It's even more graphics than you described. Yeah, way more.

That has never been revealed until just now, I don't believe. Was she smiling? Oh. That's what matters. You see the size of that corn cob? Obviously. Well, okay, it's not. She wasn't believe. Was she smiling? Oh. That's what matters. I mean, it makes a huge difference. She wasn't upset. Is she indifferent? Surprised. Surprised?

That's not a great word. The fun part was finding a sticker company. That's really not a great word. The fun part was finding a sticker company to make 200 of them and ship them to Iraq. I mean, it probably wasn't very unusual. It was like the second one. They're like, we'll do it.

Dear God. This is not actually. Well, this will be the second patch that our little detachment piece was famous for. If you've seen Chinooks or any unit patches that are pretty well known through aviation, they say all night long. That is, I think it's been renamed the 174th after I got out, but they were 211th out of Davenport was the Chinook unit. And everyone likes to say their units are all the best of the best.

The 160th specifically called Davenport for their summer training each year because we could do whatever the fuck they wanted on time every day with perfectly clean showroom aircraft. And these guys kicked ass yeah you were one of the mechanics and after we lit up a humvee with 700 machine guns you got it started in like an hour oh this was before i was this is years before i was even in i these guys have been well known for a long time and i look back on i'm saying these guys isn't the guys that were above me at the time and that are now out and it's all different people i don't i can't talk from them

a lot of guys are still there they're still good shit it's still like the ship of theseus like it's the same yes thing i mean philosophically maybe they've been you know political rigmarole of other companies have taken over them they kind of just we're gonna still be the best we can. But going back, all night long is a patch that a buddy of mine drew up, similar to this, but much less what just happened. And they got back from a really rough deployment, I believe of 11, where they lost a bird and lost a lot of guys who were on the way home, if I remember the story right. But it was Lionel Richie, obviously on the patch

with an aviation helmet or whatever on. Obviously. Lionel Richie all night long. Lionel Richie came to the hangar. What? You don't know that song? No. All night long. Come on. Yes, you do. If you heard it. Maybe. I'm very bad. They got back from deployment

and Lionel Richie came to the hangar. What? No shit. He's dancing in the street. All night long. Boom momentar. What? No shit. He's dancing in the street. That's pretty good. All night long. A little moment again. You guys continue on. Did you hear that? That's very cool. Yeah, you don't know any music and he doesn't know any movies, which is kind of entertaining.

You don't know movies? He doesn't know shit. Never mind. I can't judge you. Sorry. I was about to judge you. I was like, hmm, we're both retarded. Name like five random movies and like we were trying to do this to him yesterday and we

got him. Nick got him because he's really him because We can go through this Yeah Wait Wait let me tell you Tom Cruise Where it's like Groundhog's Day Wait Groundhog's Day

Nope The Passion of the Christ Nope Ooh actually I did have to watch that Wait what? Wednesday School or whatever it was You see the sequel? The Patriot

No Fuck you I'm sorry Hold on Hit him with Braveheart. I've been killing the Ford movies growing up, and I got no fucking idea. Lord of the Rings? I don't deserve that bush light.

No. Lord of the Rings. No. No. I'll start with the one we asked him yesterday. Harry Potter? No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

What do you do? Fix cars. That shit's hard. What do you and your wife do? Fix cars. His wife also has a channel where she fixes cars. Does she just hold the flashlight? Yeah.

Damn. Man, you guys have both literally found soulmates. That is wild. What? Lord of the Rings? No. God, I want to hit you. That's what I hit him with yesterday.

We only had like 12 VHSs growing up, and then I was too busy working for the next 23 years. We had 12 VHSs. Three of them were Jurassic Park. I would, dude. No, it was like so late. Hold on, VHS, Land Before Time. I have seen that. We're going way back.

Way back. Very nice. Good pull. Mighty Joe Young. If you go early 2000s, late 90s, what a kid would watch growing up throughout then, or a lot of common VHSs, you'll probably get me on Iron Giant. Faces of Death. Billy Madden.

Actually, on deployment, I saw those. Yeah? But we're like up morale a little bit. Speed? Hell yeah. That's a good one. Dudes will say, hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah, hell yeah, brother. So will Germans in 1939? Jawohl. I want to watch these movies with you just to watch your reaction. The worst part is I haven't seen a lot of car movies like Cannibal Run or Tulane Blacktop or the stuff that people like with Smoky and the Bandit. Smoky and the Bandit. Faster for You.

Because they weren't on VHS in 2001 or 2003. Smoky and the Bandit. I think I have seen Inception once. Triple X. Yes. What the fuck is wrong with you? This makes sense. You've never seen Patriot? Yes, no it does I was stuck in Texas for two and a half months in pre mode for deployment with the two-way triple and

everyone got the got the pirate movie Pirated movie hard drive Oh this is not the Vin Diesel triple X No it is yeah Actually I think you downloaded the wrong term What does he look like The guy passed it was like Johnny Sons He's a doctor slash astronaut

He's got a huge dick That's all you remember. I don't know what the plot is about. Massive wee wee. Everyone was watching the whole barracks at once. It was weird. This story sucks. Eventually we all synced it.

Roadhouse? I think I've seen Roadhouse. I don't remember. Old or new Roadhouse? I'm just going to go with that. They passed around a hard drive full of movies on deployment. I don't remember. Old or new roadhouse? The old one. I'm just going to go with that. I actually probably don't see it either. Safe bet. Okay. Fair enough. They passed around a hard drive full of movies on deployment.

So we sat there for two fucking months. 90% of it being four. And I watched some stuff I hadn't seen. Well, the guy that passed around was like real creepy about it. He was like, well, you guys definitely don't cop the other folder. Just take the one. I was about to say, he probably got something in there. It was like 400 gigabytes of, and it said not. Definitely not. And there was like 100 gigabytes of movies. I just took the movies and gave it back. I was like, gigabytes of, and it said not. Definitely not.

And there was like 100 gigabytes of movies. I just took the movies and gave it back. I was like, I don't want to be responsible. Do you have a rag? Jesus Christ. He saw the not folders. Like, I just work on cars. I just want the movies.

I don't think you want the rag either. Instead of spending my time watching those movies, I would walk to the MWR and edit the first of our YouTube videos. And I had just enough filmed that summer that I put out one video a month. You were editing YouTube videos on government internet? Or government computers? Yeah. You think it's fucking hard?

No, this is why I'm still stuck in Killeen at Fort Hood. Still. Two months. Yeah. How long have you been at the whole YouTube channel thing? Because I didn't know that. It'll be, that was 2017. So someone else did the math.

Seven, eight years now. And that first year, I came back from deployment, put out one video a month. And the algorithm back then was really good. If you made a good video, it did good. That's all the rules were. It was fantastic. I miss those days. No one knows what the fuck's happening anywhere. Wouldn't't know i haven't made a good video in a while

but i came back from deployment with 120 000 subs and i like no shit you know that you put all your shit in boxes and you leave and life just pauses and you come back a year later usually about that same time in the season and you just drop back in and be like okay here's all the stuff that i left this is right where i left off i came back and was like here's all my shit but life completely changed while i was gone and i guess i make videos now and then went to college and did all that and it uh exploded in about 2019 2020 nice and we started doing right time for covid yeah yeah i think 2019 we did a video that did really well and i realized if i do one a week i think i can make money on this for real and i still finished

my degree for the next two years and said i'm not quitting college and i will go into industry unless youtube makes twice what i can make as an engineer and when i saw that number went okay i guess i'll take this bet oh yeah we started making long videos and then that really that really does yeah oh god you came back from deployment after a year and you would have gained over a hundred thousand and done nothing to help our country the whole time we were there i did sweep a hanger and throw away stuff from like 2004. we need them. We need them people. It sounds like it. There's a lot of empty water jugs next to this drain of the chair. That's what it was.

It was like people's little projects and stuff that squirreled away. People's little projects? Not that. But you get bored, so you're like, his name was a builder slingshot or something. Or take an old aircraft part and make something cool out of it and then squirrel it away in a corner or there's parts left over from like 2003 that we don't even know are in fucking circuit anymore and they were so worried about some major walking through the hangar in two months that might walk past that area they're like i want everything thrown away and I want this place swept every day. And that's what we did.

Until Dynacor fucked up an aircraft really bad. I love you. They trained you to work on airplanes. We contracted that out for a lot more money. I was embarrassed to have served our country for a year there. It was bad. That deployment.

A year? This almost isn't my story to tell. But I don't know if I'll ever get my buddy Vaughn to be on here, but we almost a year this almost isn't my story to tell but i don't know if i'll ever get my buddy von to be on here but we almost got a teacher fired in california what how it's a good story this was the highlight of a year in kuwait and iraq buddy of mine so we were we're on let me set the stage a little bit we're on second shift and second shift and we've been transitioned to Iraq at this point because all the times from like second shift so it's like we start in the dark and end at a 7 a.m. right after breakfast and we go back so I think it's

like 10 or 11 to 7 a.m. and all brass cared about on this deployment was rotating every individual through the danger zone of iraq so we all got deployment patches and then they got awards for it that's it was literally numbers from start to finish it was the stupidest thing so we're up there and we're on second shift and if you know anything about aviation and working on helicopters is very very very intense if you pull off a panel and work on a component back there and unbolt and every single component of this is written up I remove panel whatever loosen bolt or remove safety loosen bolt remove component component is then serialized new component serialized to go back on torch set

value new uh safety goes on but before that panel goes back on it gets covered again say or close the hood essentially that needs to be inspected every piece has to be inspected and signed off by a certified ti or technical inspectors we didn't have one on second shift. So they're like, I don't know. Just be there for four months and we'll see what happens. And it's in the dark at all times. We're just fucking around. I got really good at Mario Kart on N64. It's like anyone on Wario Stadium.

That's how we would hit N64. You got the shortcut down? No, we did it eventually. We did. Like three months in because we also didn't have shit for internet. Someone looked it up one day and was like, we didn't. Yeah. No, we did. We did eventually. We did. Like three months in because we also didn't have shit for internet. Someone looked it up one day

and was like, this changes everything. We would have like one task handed down. It's like you have to go out and do that. And it's like, all right, guys,

you know what to do. Everyone in the fucking break room, we can have a bracket system to see who wins and who loses. Whoever loses has to go do this task. So like the first three hours would be...

All right. Eh, fucking Jones, you have to do it to do it haha and then they go out and do that so this is the uh environment we're in there's nothing to do one day we get a care package from a from one of the and this at the time we didn't know but a care package shows up to us. I'll leave it in our view to start with. Care package shows up, a bunch of pieces of paper in it that are all really roughly drawn pictures from second graders or something. You got to put yourself in our shoes. Our minds are pretty twisted mentally at this point. We've been through a logistical hell of a deployment.

We were never fired on once. There was never any danger or anything. It was just people fucking with us and we were just angry for a year. So we get all these papers and we're like, oh, we're going to pull a prank on first shift. This will be great. And all these pictures have like a recurring theme. There's stick figures made out of crayon, an orange number eight race car, an American flag. And the last piece of paper is blank. And I don't

know how many names I should say here. But my buddy Vaughn, I'll say that. And Mrs. Teacher named Doc's AT&T. It's okay. They weren't out there. We're like, oh yeah, we're going to fuck with this so we he draws this all right let me pull it up he draws this picture oh yeah he draws this picture that fits in I believe yeah that was snapchat I don't think I want to see

what's in that sink holder man that was just my face I I'm sorry. It's a YouTube editor. He draws this photo. I've got to go all the way back. You're fine. You'd have to zoom in to see it anyway. Oh, they'll do that. I'll get right in there. He draws... Just for people out there, kids would send amazing artwork. Hope you don't die soldier man

it was some but no we appreciated it and i don't want to like shit on these little kids but this is all about pulling a joke on first mental math yo what what year were you uh first in iraq 2007 so like i probably threw your stuff that was just after the age probably just after the age i was sending those oh as part of a school project oh damn so we oh my god yeah i was I started seventh grade and the end of 2007 Let me go back if I have it someone there's a lot of sorry you got shot 28 yeah You're the youngest guy here.

Not by much, apparently. I thought I was a child. Anyway, speaking of children. Little babies over here. We take aspects from each one of these photos. The number 8 race car, the flags and all this. And Vaughn, my buddy, draws this. And we put the same teacher's name on top. We make it all match.

It says, kill your enemies. Spelled wrong with all this stuff. With the pent top. We make it all match. It says kill your enemies. Spelled wrong. With the pentagram. This will show up later. You got a teacher fired? Not yet. We sneak this into the pile and we hand it out

to the first ship. Is that something we can show? Send me that and the Hawkeye logo. That we can show? Oh yeah. Okay. Send me that and the Hawkeye logo. That'll go on Pepperbox probably. Definitely not going on normal YouTube. We have to frame that and put it on the wall. It's like one has a boner and is about to...

It's been a while since I looked at it. I don't remember that part. One of them's holding a decapitated corpse. So we slip that about two-thirds of the way in or somewhere near the bottom so we make it look real. Yeah, go ahead. Please re-examine the evidence. And first shift comes in, and they're digging through.

They're like, this one's funny. This one. And then they get to it, and they go, what is this one? Which I have on camera, actually. Because, of course, course me you know starting youtuber films everything big liability for the army they got they were love they love to get rid of me when the time came but they go through and we're like that was a good one guys we got it we got the our own idiots on first shift ha ha two days goes by we come back into work. And we're on third, I believe.

Second shift is leaving. We're coming in. They go, hey, just so you know, that joke you guys did with the paper went way farther than you thought. Oh, no. And we're like, what? And they're like, I don't know. That's all I know. And then they leave.

And we're like, whatever, for the first two hours. That's never what you want to hear about any joke. This is them playing a joke back on us. This is nothing. This is dumb. Hour four of the night. I mean, what do you think it could have done, right? Like, definitely.

And, oh, one other. We assigned it to Marcus up in the top. Just random. Whatever name came first. Pepper that in at the end. It's important. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Now it's coming up to breakfast. We're about ending the day, and poor Vaughn and all of his mental fortitude has broken down. He's like, I don't know, man. What the fuck's going to happen? What could have possibly happened that these guys were freaked out about this piece of paper that we drew on? Sergeant comes in that morning. Big black guy.

And he's like the only one in the whole group. Sergeant DeMarcus? No. I don't want to throw too many names out, but he's like the one man of color in our group. Great dude. but he's like the one not man of color in our group great dude but he's probably the only intelligent leadership position they had on the entire unit from the state in california i'll say california from the californians we were deployed with but just made all of it worse the whole time and he sits vaughn he's like vaughn my office's like, Vaughn, my office. Zach goes in.

And we're all just like sitting out there like, shit, he's been in there for like 15 minutes. What's going on? You're an E4 at the time? Yeah. Oh, boy. Always was. And. E4 mafia? Oh, yeah.

Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah. He comes out of the office and he's like, he's always sweating for a bit. And he's like, all office and he's like he's always sweating for a bit he's like alright here's what happened turns out one of the pilots in the California side their wife is a second grade teacher and she had her class these photos and sent it to us and And we stuck that one in. And all the first, all the Californians and their sensitivity got this thing. They're like, we need to help this kid.

So they took it to the officers who then called back to California and said, you have a child that has a bunch of mental issues that drew this photo that you need to have immediate help sent to. And they called the teacher in the office like, why would you send this out? Who is DeMarcus? And what is going on here? And she's like in tears.

I don't have a DeMarcus. And they were like threatening to fire her. And this like escalated way too much. And like, so we explain it. Or he explains it. And he's like, all right, Vaughn. It's a good joke. I got got one question why'd you name him DeMarcus at least there wasn't a DeMarcus

in the class I thought this was gonna end and like yeah there's still a kid in a mental institution today because of me I thought it was gonna be way darker than it was. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I would have some enemies right. Some poor kid's getting his ass

beat by his dad. They hold up his drawing to normal drawings. It matches. Yeah, DeMarcus, was it you? You little piece of shit. I'm so sorry. That was my deployment. That was it.

That was all of it. That's why I did in the Army. Also, there are helicopters. Thank you for your service. You got a combat patch, right? Oh, yeah. Thank you for your service. That rotation in.

Did you guys ever end up being? Every single individual. The IT guys, all of them. Did you get a cab? I don't know. I'm going to go with no. Brandon, can he borrow one of yours? Yeah.

I saw that. It was impressive. What'd you shop at? I got to do this because Brandon has like five more Navy achievement medals than me. You asshole. It's such a deep cut. I don't even feel like explaining this joke anymore. Oh, I forgot to bring it.

I got something for you at my PO Box. You mentioned in one of the podcasts that you don't have a set of foreign jump wings. A one-star PSYOP general, who's apparently a fan of Unsub, sent me his with the official memorandum authorizing you permission to wear it.

Holy shit. That's actually dope. I will say, that whole combination, that's pretty fucking titties. That is pretty fucking sweet. Dude, the level. Jesus Christ.

I just walked past all your medals out there for the first time ever, and holy shit, these guys are taking this deep. They took it seriously. And there's a cool element to it, too, because a lot of these guys, these are their medals. Right. And these are all either active duty or prior guys that are just coming up. Not just buying them on eBay or whatever, but it's just like,

oh yeah, this is mine. I want to give it to you for like shared valor. Yeah, it's like, it's not like not just for the bit because like they're acknowledging the bit, but it's also like you guys do so much for the veteran community. Brandon's crowdfunding valor. Brandon's who went and said, go valor me.

Go valor me. Oh no. Brandon's here Go Valor me Go Valor me Oh no We walked in and I was like I didn't think Brandon was in He wasn't No but that's really cool That people are like doing that to you And you appropriately display it

As soon as the door to the property opens too I hate the joke. Obviously, you Eli Stilt. It's still pretty cool. But it's cool for it to mean that much. Right, right. Dude, people are like, the CIBs. A guy was like, here's my CIB.

And I grabbed it. I was like, holy shit, you got this in Iraq. Because it was like a black CIB. I was like, this is actually, you got this. This was an urban CIB. And you have CAB a black CIB. This was earned. This was an earned CIB. And you have CABs, CIBs. In years, we're going to be like,

guys, when did we stop this joke? You just got a pile of medals over there. Your kids are going to be so confused. Who the fuck were you? I feel the need when I have kids and whatnot, just to leave on top of the trunk or whatever. Just a paper explanation.

No, we're going to be like, don't ever ask daddy's very questions about it. Two generations after me. He lies about what he did. No wonder he drinks so much. Oh, man. I love it so fucking much.

We're going to need another 30 rack. Oh, God, no. It's going into overtime. Actually, that 30 rack really disappeared fast. You, I would wish were fucking ridiculous. We got another one. We're thirsty. I can't drink that stuff. I know. It's okay. We got another one. We got another one. My God. I can't drink that stuff.

I do not like the taste. It is. I'm not going to lie. This one, I think, was skunked. That was the problem. I did a video on Coca-Cola. Fluck is editing it right now. You were telling me about that earlier.

And it is aggressive. Like with the cocaine side? No. I thought that the cocaine part was going to be the most interesting. It went way harder than I thought the entire time. I want to know.

First of all, throw out a guess at who invented Coca-Cola and why. Just give her a shot in the dark. Kill her. That's fantastic. We'll get there. It's. Before that. That's fantastic. We'll get there.

It's way before that. War veteran, but go further back. We'll get there. Just go ahead. Pick a war. I'll tell you if it's the right war. Civil war. Yep.

Which general? Colonel. Custard? No. It's not a guy you'd know, but it was a Confederate colonel that got a saber wound at the Battle of Columbus. And because he got a saber wound, they're like, this motherfucker's going to die. They doped him up with a bunch of morphine. He survived.

But then he got addicted to morphine. And he also got his medical degree when he was 19. So he's like, being addicted to morphine is bad. I got to figure out how to cure this. Cocaine. So he's like being addicted to morphine is bad i gotta figure out how to cure this cocaine so he's like you know what i should do the only thing i can find is this cocoa wine which is popular in france called vin mariani and he's like i like it and it was cocaine and wine he just moved his addiction from one to the other yeah from uppers to downers it's called homeostasis cody he's a one downer, one upper. Equal, okay? Biosphere. So, the only thing

he could find was Vin Mariani. And he's like, this cocaine mixed with wine is pretty good. Really? You know Biosphere, and you knew Pauly Shore, wasn't that? Just the references.

I say Biosphere, and he's like, Pauly Shore. You don't know fucking Lord of the Rings? Yeah, how do you know Pauly Shore but you don't know the battle of Helm's Deep? Jesus Christ. It was on VHS, man. That's like the one movie where we'd be having sex but we're gonna have to finish this part later. Helm's Deep is on. Fucking Gandalf just showed up.

We're going to have to pause. To be fair, I've also never seen Biosphere. I don't know what the fuck I just walked into. We're talking about Coca-Cola. Biosphere. Basically cocaine and Lord of the Rings. You know, whatever the plot is. Coca-Cola was invented by a Confederate colonel.

They got a saber wound in the Civil War, got addicted to morphine, and he's like, I've got to cure my morphine addiction cocaine with cocaine okay so he started drinking cocoa wine from france which was cocaine and wine but he's like it's just not hitting hard enough you know what it needs caffeine and it's it's let's throw some coffee in that it's it's cola nut and coca leaves coca cola workshop a little bit This is where it comes from. So he just mixed together caffeine, wine, and cocaine and started drinking. And he's like, I don't feel like doing morphine anymore because I can't feel

my face. Holy shit. I don't feel like it at all. I want to do everything in the world right now. So happy! I want to fight! So he starts producing it and then like six months later fulton county in atlanta is like we're banning alcohol so he has to switch over to carbonated water but it tastes like shit so he

just adds a bunch of sugar instead and keeps selling it as medication then he dies sells it to a pharmacist and the pharmacist is like we're gonna market this as soda so the pharmacist goes to all of his pharmacist buddies in atlanta and gets the list of every person getting a medication from the pharmacy and starts sending out free coupons for cocaine sugar water everybody loves this shit no way it's not just me yeah they can't get enough of it. Way better name, by the way. I love it so much, if I stop drinking it, I start to shake a little bit. So he starts, they start making a bunch of money. He like diverts a bunch of the money into advertising. So he becomes like the predominant coca wine salesman or whatever.

And this goes on from like 1880s till like 1904. And in 1904, the U..s government like really cracks down on cocaine and the reason the u.s government really cracks down on cocaine is mostly racism oh and how i tracked down that one i tracked down the actual new york times article which i'm not even going to say the title of but we can put it here on pepper box it's an entire article it's not that bad it said the word didn't it oh yeah it's probably the oh at the end and then the word fiend and that was how they referred to them for the rest of the very racist article article. Freeholers what? Fiends. Freeholers? Freeholers? Fiends?

In the article, Cody, the article goes on to explain in detail about how local law enforcement is under the impression that when a person of color does cocaine, they become impervious

to bullets. Terminator. And this was the driving factor that outlawed cocaine in the U.S. Cody's like, yeah. They found out what excited delirium was in the 1900s. What the fuck? So cocaine gets banned. They take the cocaine out and just add more sugar and keep selling it.

And then World War II rolls around. But because in the 1920s they associated themselves with Santa because they're like, what if we just get them hooked on sugar when there's two? So like all the people that fought in World War II loved Coca-Cola. So when all the rationing was going on, sugar was one of the main things that was rationed. So they're like, we're necessary. You shouldn't ration us. And they're like, yep, that adds up. So Coca-Cola was like the only soda that wasn't subjected to sugar rationing.

I wonder how much Coca-Cola donated to certain senatorial campaigns. There was a lot of that also. Oh, yeah. Always is. Here's where it gets super sketchy. Surprise. Not only did Coca-Cola do that, Coca-Cola then comes around and is like, we're supporting the troops so much that we're going to guarantee that any troop, no matter where he's at on

the globe, can buy a cold Coca-Cola for five cents. They were losing money for every soda sold, but in exchange, they turned around to the government and was like, hey, it's really expensive when we're only bottling in the u.s what if we used government tax dollars to create 65 bottling plants all over the globe no and they did it and the u.s taxpayer paid for 65 new coca-cola bottling plants so the troops were going around giving out cokes to all the locals basically crowdfunded coca--Cola's global expansion during World War II. And while this is going on,

Hitler's favorite drink was Coca-Cola prior to 1941 when they declared war on the U.S., right? His second favorite was liquid methamphetamine. This is true. It was just the old Coke. He had a bad stomach. He wanted OG Coke. He was old enough for it.

Yeah. The way Coke's business worked was they would make the syrup concentrate, and they would just ship the concentrated syrup to the bottling manufacturers, and then they would mix it with carbonated water and bottle it. So they couldn't ship the concentrate over to Germany anymore because there was an embargo, but there was still Coca-Cola bottling plants in Germany. They just couldn't get the concentrate anymore so the german coca-cola guys were like well fuck we're gonna make our own soda out of like scraps of fruit and apple cores and orange peels and

and then that's where fanta comes from that's crazy so hitler really did create fanta i'm thinking of those like early 2000ss Fanta commercials where you got the belly dancers dancing around, all that shit. It kind of sounded a little bit German now that I'm thinking about it. I want someone to deepfake Hitler's face over all the girls. Wasn't there a Volkswagen in that end? I think there was. They had a tune back then

like Fanta, Fanta, Fanta. Fanta, Fanta, Fanta. Somebody needs to deepfake a very serious hitler it gets worse so the way i frame the video is coca-cola is the biggest psyop of all time it went from marketing into the territory of psyop so like they already co-opted santa claus in the 1920s right they go through world war ii they're immensely popular with the boomer generation or baby boomer generation

because they were like that was the one cold drink i got while i was away at the war and this shit's awesome they supported the troops is santa a nazi no no and you he's really not hitting on santa is how you picture santa red, all that is Coca-Cola. They modeled it. Coca-Cola created Santa? Yes. Not created Santa, but they created a significant portion of the modern image of Santa. Chris Kringle used to drink cocaine.

So, in the 70s... How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night? What's his name? In the 70s. How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night? Just saying. Tired in order to have the globe no longer as copper. He's a real Christmas brat. Everyone wakes up! David's copper! Presence! White as the waterworks!

My kid got a toy and now my car is loud as fuck. Geez. My kid got a toy and now my car is loud as fuck. Jeez. He didn't touch the cookies and milk, but he took your catalytic converter. Coca-Cola, ladies and gentlemen. The copper, though. That was pretty good. Power bush light, folks. So in the 1970s, all the studies were coming out being like maybe

children drinking sugar water is bad for them no way and they got really strict on how you can target kids in advertising so coca-cola is like we won't target kids with advertising we're just going to make a bunch of fucking toys with Coca-Cola and convince everybody that polar bears are friendly and dick off in the Northern Hemisphere and drink Coke and Santa Claus and everything else. But they wanted to take it a step further. So in 1982, they bought Columbia Pictures, the entire movie studio, for $750 million.

Which at the time, Columbia, that that was one that was the biggest the biggest movie studio he won so every drink in every columbia movies picture from the 80s has subliminal ad placements in it in the karate kid he's drinking minute made orange juice at breakfast which is owned by coca-cola he drinks a sprite while mr miyagi's training him and it's like a whole thing where ralph macchio like was protesting all these subliminal ad placements and covered up the Sprite logo with his hand completely. Coca-Cola made him refilm the scene. Holy shit. No shit.

It was so well known in Hollywood in the 1980s. Clint Eastwood refused to let any Coca-Cola products in any of his movies because he was mad that they cast ralph macchio instead of his son as the karate kid and he blamed coca-cola for it like the ghostbusters like you got to win a free ectomobile if you drank enough coke like yeah all the 1980s movies he's like i was there for that all of it damn damn it was it's always been coke I was there for that. All of it. Damn. Damn. It's always been Coke.

It was always Coke. Now I'm thinking about it. What's the last name of Coke CEO? So much Coca-Cola advertising back in the day. That's fucking crazy. I'll probably call you. Nick, I love how much random shit you know. Like, obviously, we all kind of know that Coke used to be in Coca-Cola. You go fucking deep, right?

Why? How does this tie into Nazis somehow? Is this main channel or is this Fat Files? This is Fat Files. Oh, you're actually doing a video. No, it's already done. Flux editing it right now. No offense, I don't have to watch it now.

So did you add articles or did you want to get monetized? Oh, no. I have the article from 1904, but I told Flux to blur out certain words. The other video is actually sponsored by Pepsi. I end the video with, I can feel the cease and desist in the mail already. That's all right. It can't be worse than Sig. Oh, yeah.

You had your video come out. How'd that go for you? I watched it last night at the hotel. I can still start my car. Well, that's good. Is it now? Nothing blows up? Yeah. Looking at all the Irish in the room.

I just wouldn't jump it. They're just really good at making shit go boom when it drops. Yeah. They were going to drop the issue, but they learned their lesson. I think I said at the end of the video, I'm like, yeah, by the way, Sig, if you need an address to send the cease and desist to, let me know. That's funny. You went hard on that video.

You went proper on that video. Yeah, it was very proper. I watched it yesterday. And I basically, I also detailed why their marketing guy can't admit that there was ever a problem. Right. Because it's going to f*** them in the ongoing litigation that they have for the issues they had with you. They're still in court for a lot of those so if they admit fault they're admitting fault in court it's like that's it's going to be used against them i understand it but you didn't

have to say anything right you sure as shit didn't have to gaslight your audience and say that you're anti-gun grifters that was fucking funny if you can read that was fucking how did it go watch a video exactly how did any of that go to the because it had to pass hands like is this post okay they did that guy lost his job for sure i hope they were hiring on no really they were hiring for a new uh marketing agent well so i i don't know because like a week later, which I'm glad because we were going to go to Q and I was going to film that video

before and I didn't. I didn't get a chance to and I had to film it after. But while we were at Q, they released the truth about the P320 continued. Like they doubled down. Oh my god. It's like the meme. It's like when I'm in a making things worse competition and my opponent is

sick doomed but yeah no I recorded it after that while we were there at Q like a lot of their

employees are former sick guys like former sick engineers and they're like we all knew about it yeah like yeah

no that's the thing don't drop them you'll be fine that is wild that's crazy I still like true lies that video

the what the true lies every three be fine. That is wild. That's crazy. I still like True Lies. That video. The what? The True Lies. She draws the DZ. Every 320. We just purchased guns to kind of fuck around and find out what's going to happen. I ran into him at a gun store oddly enough. It's Iowa.

There's only seven other people. Me and him. So we're going to do a video on... It has to be Fat Pews. we can't do this on definitely we can't do it on youtube so it's gonna be fat pews we have a glock 19 and a p320 we're just gonna load them with blanks and then we're gonna like overhand them at a brick wall and then he has a grain bin silo at one of his locations we're gonna fucking yeet it off the top of the silo onto concrete see if we can get them to go off let Let me know, because I got notes.

I know exactly which ones have problems. They're serial numbers. Yeah. I think we needed an old one, like the first gen that actually had the issues, because I think they fixed it with a new one. The fat triggers and everything like that. Because, well, here's the thing. That's what we were hearing at fucking Q,

was like all the fucking Band-Aid fixes they put on it. No. Because they couldn't admit they had a problem. That's, that's what fucks me up about it. Where they're like, it could never have done this. This never happened. You're crazy. Honey, you love being gaslit.

It's like, no, they, they did their voluntary upgrade. So you don't drop it and shoot yourself. It's like, well, it's not a recall. It's a volunteer upgrade. You guys are wearing the same shirt and then both of your left jacket pockets are curled the same. Yeah, we are doing the same.

We make sure we match. Are we doing left or right cards? We call each other up. I just see the curls up. I'm like, I'm slightly drunk, but now I'm like, I want to go open those curtains and if it's bricked over, I know I'm going to have to fight Agent Smith.

I have a minor panic attack right now, actually. I was like, why are both of them? We had to steer into the bin. Did you see the same thing twice? By the way, Eli did see that one right after trip just yeah actually yeah probably same week holy shit can we get a 30 rack of bush light over here we're not doing that I love you use the fridge handle. I thought we were doing better. That's more good.

God dang it. Economic. Did you grab the cork? It doesn't hurt your wrist. You can grab it from any angle. I don't know why you open it with your mouth, though. That was kind of weird. Are you talking shit?

They love it when you bite the tip. No, guys. We're winding down a really, really fun couple of days. We haven't even talked about demos last day. All of our friends are going to be leaving tomorrow, the next day, and we're winding down demos last day.

We basically spent the last month. You weren't going to out-gauge. I was a medic in the army. You're not going to out-gauge hitting me. You will suck my cock, bro. It's like, I was like, I got... You joke about shoving things up men's asses. I've done it for a job, okay?

Definitely not, no. Silver bullets? Oh, you got heat stroke again? We're gonna f***ing see. Anybody? Fish cans. Fish cans? Is that a barracuda? Not even ice fish. See anybody fish cans No, I don't know what the fuck

That's a pterodactyl. We don't have those in Iowa. I haven't seen a fish fly. We get the pass on Friday. So where are capybaras? Have you heard that story? No. The capybara fish story? People eat capybaras? No. They're like puppies. I've got a capybara story I can't tell on the podcast.

The Spanish and Portuguese showed up in South America back in the 1500s. Put your shirt on. Why are you fingering your belly button? You don't have a baby to feel kicked. What are you doing? Nick told me to talk directly into the camera. A little lower. There you go.

This feels natural. A little more. There you go. Very nice. feels natural. A little more, actually. In front of the camera. There you go, very nice. Oh, I might have to take a shit. Do that later. So back in the 1500s,

the Spanish and Portuguese showed up in South America, and they're all Catholic. You know, the Pope divided the earth. You know about that, right? Okay, separate story. We'll just pretend, that's fine. Yeah. I'm Catholic, my favorite game is pretend. All right, where did the capybara touch that, right? Okay, separate story. We'll just pretend. That's fine. I'm Catholic. My favorite game is pretend. Where did the capybara touch you, Connor?

Right here. Thank God that's off camera. Right on your belly button. Right on my... What happened with the capybara? Back on the capybara story. Yeah, so they showed up in South America and they saw this big, big dumb rat.

It's adorable. We've all seen it. They're all adorable. Yeah, they're a cute little animal, but they got that same face where they're like... They're dumb as fuck. And so the Spanish and Portuguese

wrote a letter back to the Pope and they shipped it back across the ocean, which back in those days it took three months or whatever. And they were like, hey, there's this thing that spends most of its life in the water. Because they're like hey uh there's this thing it spends most of its

life in the water because they're like a semi-aquatic fucking uh right yeah it's a big brat and the pope was like uh spends life in water that's a fish so they were allowed to eat these big stinking rats uh all week long because back then it wasn't just a friday thing it was like or no it was just a fr thing. But yeah, I'm fucking drunk, guys. They got one and he's like, it was definitely a fish. It looks like a fucking vegetable.

This is a furry fucking fish. It was entirely dependent on the amount of time they spent in the water. Don't act like it's the first time you haven't eaten furry fish. Connor, can I make a joke? Thank Christ they didn't act like it's the first time you haven't eaten furry fish. Connor, can I make a joke? Thank Christ they didn't look like children. So,

do you know your kid doesn't go to public school? If your child goes to public school, statistically they are vastly more likely to be by a public school teacher than a Catholic priest. I was just trying to poke your belly button. Is the public school teacher than a catholic priest i was just trying to poke your belly uh thank you is it like is it like your hot spanish teacher like what's up

if we're gonna talk about religion right now there's one religion i take issue with oh god oh no back in that's a pterodactyl. Pterodactyl? Yeah. I've never seen a flying fish, but I've seen people flying fish. That's a pterodactyl. My heart goes out to you. Jesus Christ. And now back in. A couple of blue slides later. Anyways, we started with Demolition Ranch's last video, and then somehow it turned into that.

What were you guys talking about? Rats are vegetables, and Demo retired. We went to his retirement party. I was trying to explain our alcoholism real quick because there's 40 bush lives sitting in the building. This is socialism. This is an Iowa Tuesday. That's just the Midwesters.

This is what we do. We stand in a circle and the middle fills up with beer cans. And you have piss tubes. Yeah, well. Of course they have piss funnels. You guys got piss funnels? Like out the side of the... Yeah.

I'm not making this up. You take... You don't buy them. You find one in a shed or grandpa's got one, but they've got a big funnel for a tractor to fill the oil You shove it through a mouse hole inside. We thought you're fucking with us Farm I grew up on

Yeah, that's the thing you want to walk outside That's anyone ever shit through the piss tube? No. I haven't been drunk enough. I'm going to say no, they're not. You're the piss that's ever done that. This is the toughest thing. That's going to take so long to bring up an episode. You clog the piss tube. You know how many pisses it's going to take to pressure wash that throat? One.

More important, you guys are like why would you go outside we're gonna need more bush light house the only reason you test ground you're not in your house damn it nicks shit the urine guy have you seen the percentage of bush lights sold in Iowa compared to the rest of the nation. Why the f*** do we know that, Nick? You guys literally... Wisconsin doesn't drink a ton of Bush Light. Fun fact, the other spot I have found that does drink a lot of Bush Light is Florida.

What? Yep, didn't see that on the tracks. That makes sense. I thought they did. That makes complete sense. It's like Florida has Florida, man. What do you call Iowa, man? No, we don't have... They're just big and you don't want to... There's something person. Florida, man, what do you call Iowa, man? No, we don't have a Nick.

They're just big and you don't want to... I'm the runt of Iowa. I'm sitting in between you two. Bush Light is the ninth most popular beer in the United States and most of its sales occur in Iowa. Why? Genuinely, why?

Because of the... It's as cheap as... Because you can buy it in 30 packs. How long have you been sitting on that? Why because Instead of fridge handles. The audience is going to hate this episode because now we're all just talking over each other. We're having three different conversations. Sorry, editor guy.

I'm not retired. Before we go that far, we're going to explain the bushlight thing a little bit. Yes. I do want to ask why it's popular in Iowa. I do have a theory to that. I think Cody nailed it a little bit. It was cheap at one point.

And 30 packs. Well, no, it actually goes back to the revolutionary current senior Bush Light junior, the second. No, John C. Bush Light. Larry Hot Dogs. I believe you for a second. I was like, wait, what? There's a thing behind us? Larry Hot Dogs I believe you I thought we all just hated Old Mill but it was tied

named after Colonel Light and his big ass bush no it's the farm crisis and all the shit Iowa had a really rough time in the 80s especially if you drive around North Iowa they're still having a rough Especially if you drive around North Iowa. They're still having a rough time. Yeah, I wasn't born yet.

If you drive around North Iowa, where you are all from, you will see abandoned farms everywhere. Unlike Wisconsin, who was supported. All dairy up there. We were grain. Grain was not supported. It was kind of just hung out to dry. Dairy was supported. And thus, the cheese caves and stuff existed government cheese

exists don't get them on cheese there's no government you've had to mention cheese the boats are fine don't touch the cheese they came in and rescued dairy but that's all they did and they didn't touch much for grain so in north iowa all iowa where side fun fact if iowa was its own nation, it would be second in the world for corn production, first being the rest of the United States. It was like a bailout type thing. They did the dairy.

They're like government. Yeah, yeah. So they bailed out the dairy. They bailed out. Well, they're continuously bailing out. It was a thing for a long time. Oh, yeah. Even probably still in some senses,

there's still dairy farms falling off. But they didn't touch grain. So Iowa got hit hard. The 80s, which is fun because – well, it's not fun. It's terrible. But I talked to people and they were like, man, the 80s were great. We had three-wheelers and fox bodies and hair bands and all that. And I've always just been confused because being raised for years,

you wouldn't have been in the area at the time. You would have maybe. Minnesota? Yep. Which was a little still water area. It was like corn, but gay. You're a mix. I have a farm down in southern Minnesota, which is the same thing.

They still have it, though? It made it all the way through? No. They lost it in the 80s? To the farm crisis? What the fuck was I doing with that? I don't know. Everybody in the 80s was broken

so they started buying bush lights. It gets cooler. Well, not really. It's like the second verbal juke you've done in the last 30 minutes. It explains more things that are still a thing that are around today. DeMarcus was a real.

True. Growing up, Dad was always like, the 80s were terrible. You didn't want to be around the 80s. And then you talked to anyone else that was not in literally North Iowa. And they're like, man, the 80s were great. I would love to go back. You guys suffered, though. They suffered hard.

Shut up, Ireland. PBR? No. There you go. They're over here like, oh, yeah. Yeah, wow. You had your arm crossed right out. We don't know what the fuck that's like.

It was abandoned farms. The 80s are rough. So, Pabst Blue Ribbon PBR. Gross. What was another one we were talking about? Oh, Jake just left. Natty Light. Probably. There's some of that.

Natural ice. The old mill is still pretty. The beer that you could buy for $8 for a 24-pack became popular and has thus taken a hold in that region, which is likely being one of them. Which is funny because now it's actually more expensive in Iowa than anywhere else. You can go to Missouri and get a 30-rack for like $20. And it's like $32.

It's more than a dollar a beer in Iowa. So when was the Irish potato famine? That was the 18 potato famine? That was 1860s. So in Ireland, there's a monument. It's like three big feathers. It's like a really pretty big monument. But it's a monument in Ireland to commemorate the financial support that Ireland received from the Native American nation of America in the 1800s. Whoa.

It's just that, like, god damn, you were so rough off in the 1800s that the Native Americans of America were like, god damn, we got to help these people. They don't really put us anywhere where we can throw props. You had really good ambassadors, though, like John No Potato. Jesus Christ. Sorry. Chase, leave that in. Chase, leave that in.

That was just free spacing bingo, dude. Walker, you keep telling me to cut stuff. Cody's wearing the same shirt and he's sweating. God damn. So anyways, Demo retired. Yeah, yeah. That's right, we're doing a podcast. We talked why we're all hanging out real quick.

Yeah, yeah. Let's get to the intro now. No, no, Bush Light. I had delicious tacos on the way and the entire time i was my pants because i was like i'm gonna be late filming starts at 10 and i was supposed to get there at like 9 57 so i'm speeding the entire way and there's like 35 minutes going 85 miles an hour no no fucking cars in front of me, and I have no cell service out in the middle of nowhere in Texas.

I was like, there's no way I'm going to the right spot. Absolutely no way. And eventually I looked behind me. There was like 27 cars behind me. I was like, oh, I'm the first one here. Late. That was right behind you. I don't know.

It's just weird. I come rolling up through drive tanks and there's like one of those fucking i don't even know what kind of animal it was some kind of weird african deer with like curly horns that were three feet tall like trying to square up on my forerunner it was a thin it was like looking at me like good fucking thing it didn't you would have to get it you would have told the car price of the the animal alone. You would have hit a $7,000 goat. You drive through traffic. It's like going to Redneck Jurassic Park.

You're like, I'm just trying to shoot a Sherman tank, bro. There's fucking rhinos and giraffes everywhere. Well, what do you want to shoot with that Sherman tank? I love every single one of you, but have you realized we've not given any context as to why we're fucking here? Yeah, that's a great demolition ranch did his last video at drive tanks so we went up there and there's a bunch of exotic animals and tanks there please continue and like i'm with my dad who's never played a video game in his life other than fucking dig dug like try i'm making i'm making hilarious jokes the

entire time they're just gonna write over his head like i'm making i'm making hilarious jokes the entire time they're just going right over his head like i'm driving through there's like all these weird animals there's a wildebeest but the ground is just like fluorescent fucking yellow in a 30 foot diameter circle and i was like every fiber in my being is telling me i need to go shoot that animal. And my dad is just like, huh? I don't get it. I was like, god damn it. Okay, whatever. It's just pure comedy the whole time.

I don't get it either. Call of Duty or nothing. Legendary item. What's the curly horn guy though? Is that a kudu? There's like 18 maybe kudu has kudududu there's like

18 fucking species of animal out at drive-thru it's actually kudu then I'm just very confident I'm just like

oh it's a gazelle oh that's a different gazelle it's a weird gazelle that's a brown gazelle they do have they have everything Dalton and I were driving

in this morning I'm like what kind of dog is that he's like I think that's a gazelle I'm like oh what kind of dog is that? He's like, I think that's a gazelle. I'm like, oh. It makes sense. We're driving through with my son.

If it wasn't kudu, it's a good thing you didn't hit it. Is it 30 grand? $28,000. Holy shit. I found out my dad's allergic to rhinos. How'd you do that? Did you try to get some rhinos for his party? Zach, veteran with a sign, took my dad at the end of the day and was like,

Mike, you want to go pet a rhino? And my dad's like, oh, sure, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And fucking Zach shows up to the rhino pen and whistles. Yeah, the rhino king. Zach, dude, he was calling the rhinos. The fucking rhinos come over, and my dad's petting a rhino. He woke up this morning. His fucking eyes were glued shut.

He's allergic to rhinos, apparently. Dude, you know there is a non-zero percent chance you are the first person from Iowa to figure that out. Yeah. 100%. It's funny. He took the other one, Iowans, over to pet the rhinos. Me. He's like, hey, you want to pet a rhino?

I didn't pet a rhino. We all did it again. You didn't pet a rhino? I didn't pet a rhino. They had horns and everything. It felt like the top of a 76 Oldsmobile, like that leather vinyl top. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing.

All right, that's very specific. I swear to God. Five people in the audience know what you're talking about. They went, oh. And now you don't have to pet a rhino. You're welcome. Just find an Ultimaville.

Or you guys get some rhino horn tea out of the deal, or? No, it's not too expensive, probably. That's insane. You want to know how much it was to shoot a rhino? His white ass would not survive in Africa. No, you couldn't shoot the rhinos. No, the rhinos were home sun alone.

Yeah, those are very, very protective. There's the number. That's not on the menu. Call to order? Call to order, okay, that makes sense. Oh, this is fun for the islands. Native game. Did you see that section?

Whitetail. You know, the ones the size of Labradors out here? Whitetail here suck. We've drank no bush light than the volumetric mass of a whitetail in Texas. This is true. $3,000 to $17,500

thousand dollars. You come to Iowa with a car with headlights you can kill a whitetail. I mean, you can take out a herd of white deer, a white tail, and your deductible would be less than anything on this option. And you get a new car. Sir, all of the ones that you hit with your car were shot first. Why is there a bullet hole? So that's actually happened.

If you hit a deer in Iowa and it's suffering, you're allowed to get out and put it out of its misery. Because it's a real deer. If it happens, nobody's going to know if it's going to pull a hole before or after. Nobody's going to ask you questions. Actually, you can get salvage tags for deer. Yeah, exactly. You can load up the deer. If you hit it in Iowa, it's a weird thing.

And they're like, I don't know, $40? Yeah. Not $70,000. It's like $10,000 for a salvage. And it's a real deer? Yeah. Not a pretend one? They're like, hey, you might as well just take that home with you.

The Midwesterners have taken over the podcast. Yeah, this is awesome now. Grab a bush light and jump in. The most delicious deer on the planet, Axis. We have them as pests here. You can just shoot the f*** out of them and eat them. Wait, that's a thing? It's $5.

You get your hunting license here and it's five bucks or 25 bucks and you can steal as many as possible. What are the caliber restrictions? None. They're pests, dude. You can literally, like, hogs access murder them. You can also bait in Iowa.

Or in Texas. That was a fuck you. When I was in medic training, we had to go out to camp bullis which is that we drove past it on the way here yeah like that big military compound with the fence for like three miles that's camp bullis and when you're out there like in the field there's like these big it's like a big tripod with a fucking 20 gallon tank on top it's like dog kibble it like spins fuck? It spins out. You're allowed to just

in a shooting shack right next to it. You're allowed to just bait the deer to shoot them. Because they're pests. What the fuck? Yeah, dude. Axis and axis you can go in neighborhoods up in Bicondelia and everything and a lot of the times it's like, oh, the axes are here. Can you just go

shoot them if you have suppressors or bows? Oh, dude, that, regular deer is trash. Like, trash. Really? It's trash. Have a set of the Busch Light. I have axes all in my neighborhood. And the boom box is now whispering to me like the green goblin.

Hell yes. No, you should start trapping them and hauling them out there it's like and they're big oh dude and this dude tastes so much fucking better and but there is neighborhoods in kendalia gated neighborhoods you can go and a lot of times you're like yeah just go shoot them really yeah oh yeah you're so honest so what is like out of state out of state license look for something like that it's a past pest. Can I just go ahead? Buy mugs. You go, I want it. I'm actually not sure what the laws are here for that because I think if Axis is still considered a pest animal, you can just f***ing gank it.

I don't know. That's not legal advice. Here, you just had to have your hunting license. Bare minimum, that's it. And then you can go to Walmart and get that. Right, right. I mean, you can pull out your phone and get a hunting license in most states. But Nick, you have, that's it. You can go to Walmart and get that. I mean, you can pull out your phone and get a hunting license in most states.

But Nick, you have never been hunting before, so we've got to change that. Whether it's an axis deer in Texas or a whitetail in Iowa, we've got to make it happen. What? Maybe a small game like a raccoon or a rabbit you've shot before? Two human beings, but never an animal before. No, no, no.

He saved those. He's actually added to his quota a positive like raccoons possums squirrels hookers something oh don't what there's a don't i'm picking possums i never shot wait oh those are great i was picturing like a little sheep with no there's that's huge that's a that's a big fucker that's good i can dude can tell you you can get them they're massive out there i didn't go on that back road and drive there was one time one time i didn't fucking shoot the guy didn't have a gun i was driving he's just standing in the middle of the road i had to slam with the brakes two in the morning like ah he's like you were inconveniencing him dude i, I was like, what? I don't have a gun. I'm going to shoot it so bad.

Just, they have like 42. I forget how big that one is. That's a big deer. That's a real deer. Those aren't the little tiny things I saw that were $6,000 out there. Yeah, the whitetails out there were ridiculous. We do have a $2,500 Tahoe, which is still cheaper than the option. We can just go mow down whatever's walking around.

That guy is so fucking big. What caliber? El Jefe? LS. They're deer is so fucking big. What caliber? El Jefe? LS. 5.3. Antlers are 30 to 36 inches. They're big. Fucking delicious.

Let's go kill a deer. Jake, give me my fucking back. You can't say that. You have to bleep out those words, by the way. You have to. Apparently, if you say that, you're demonetized. So that's the the way. You have to. Yes. Those ones again? Apparently if you say that, you're demonetized.

So that's the YouTube's other N-word? Yes. I had a conversation with our rep today about it. We're talking about the things that drop down and go... You also can't say N-O-D-S either. I already just said it. Sorry. You have to say white phosphorus

tubes. What the f***? Yeah. Apparently you can't say it at all or you're immediately demonetized. That is the gayest shit ever. I agree. I love you can say that statement right there, but not N-O-D-S It's like a child that can't spell

the f***ing way we're treating the YouTube algorithm. Like, what the fuck? I just love growing up around, or being around a lot of our friends here. They're like, yeah, we went to war. We got shot. We killed people. And our war has been YouTube the past 10 years.

It's like, yeah, they wouldn't let us say, bleep it, Jason. We have a fucking YouTube cab what is it just the play button oh no it's the stripes it's just red white red you can just do the play button

the other n word the other n word is alright sorry not being able to say **** is fucking retarded. Finn's here. That's dumb. Or, like, some of the other things we were talking about.

Can we say **** is what we're saying unless they watch it on TV? No, you can't, by the way. What? You can't say that either. Oh, that's... Fuck you. Don't take it personal, though. That's so mean where Chase is like, I'm just going to delete this entire part. All the words we can't say right now. No, we it personal, though. Chase is like, I'm going to just bleep this entire part.

All the words we can't say right now. No, we should keep it in. Because that's stupid. I mean, you gotta just bleep them out. Yeah, bleep them out, but that is so stupid. That actually bothers me. They're not going to know what words we're saying. Unless they're on Pepperbox.

Oh, Pepperbox, there we go. Bermal. That's a big one. Oh, shit. Bite Vision. You can't say Bite Vision or Bermal. We've found a way around. I guess one was like 100 pounds of meat.

And no, like, caliber. You guys see more bush lights? Zero here. I'm still happy on my bush light. Hurry up. I'm going to pee. I feel bad for making fun of this earlier. I'm going to just tag in real quick.

Dude, I'm going to make him. He watches this way more than I do, which means at least one episode. So anyways, we were at demos for time. No, fuck. We'll wrap that up and then close out. I just got up and looked at myself in the bathroom and completely forgot

how absolutely filthy I am. So I have gotten up like four times during this podcast that I assume people are going to be like, fuck is this hobo doing sitting here? Dude, that Pac-40 was the most insane thing I have ever seen today. That was a hell of an experience. That was the most concussive artillery I have ever seen in my life. Holy shit.

Yeah. Explain that story because that was fucking wild. I just seen the one frame of it. And you guys are very close. I don't even know how to explain it. Oh, yeah, that's right. You weren't there. No, seen the one frame of it. I don't even know how to explain it. No, but you guys were very close. So straight up, it was like

because Nick fired it. I had equipped Nick fired, but I was directly in line with the vent. Dude, that has to suck. It was like somebody took an open hand and slapped my fucking liver. It felt like J-Wolf picked up a twin

size mattress and bitch slapped my entire front side with it. Dude, I was like checking for holes. There was a second where I was like I might be dead. Yeah, it felt like it. I pulled the string. Well, you said

they're minor attract and I pulled the string and my vision was just brown from string. Well, you said they're minor attract... And I pulled the string. And my vision was just brown from all the moon dust out there. I can't see anything. Did you close your eyes at all? No. He was instantly

engulfed. 60 feet on each side just didn't... Gone. When you guys showed me the video earlier, I was like, oh, fuck, they all got scotted. Yeah. We saw the same thing. My dad recorded it, and right after I pulled it, my dad quit recording because he thought I died

because I just disappeared into the dust immediately. Dude, it was crazy. You're the only person here that cared enough. Yeah, right. 18 other cameras kept going. It felt like a sand blaster went across my face right quick. Chase, pull up the picture because the fireball. Yeah, I'll post the picture on Instagram,

but it's like a fireball on 12 feet of either side, and me and Brandon are like a foot from it. We did frame by frame. It's a giant fireball. Then you just see me and Brandon in the concussion wave. Dalton is shitting his pants. He was not prepared for it.

I didn't have any. There was no volume on my ears. I didn't hear him say anything. I just got absolutely He was prepared. Then all of a sudden like somebody's like hey go over here and you guys were

kind of having your conversation to be able to pull the string and he completely looked away and then it went off he about dropped the camera you still haven't

changed your underwear by the way no I can smell it I can smell it we're all just a bunch of dirty boys it was crazy

I was trying to do the cool guy doesn't look at explosive shit and I I definitely myself it was terrifying We're all just a bunch of dirty boys. It was crazy. I was trying to do the cool guy doesn't look at explosives shit. And I definitely shit myself. It was terrifying. I've shot a lot of tanks, explosives, fucking whatever. That one caught me off guard.

For sure. I was genuinely surprised. Because I shot the Sherman. So this was today. Yesterday was Matt's retirement. For Matt's retirement, for matt's retirement i was the one pulling the string on the sherman 76 which is roughly it's a little bit smaller than the pac 40 but like the concussion was nothing compared to that pack for you i mean it's got a better

personality well i think it's faster but it was also just like the concussion was the most sure thing i've ever experienced in my life. Do you think they packed? Were those tanks previously demilitarized and remilitarized? No, they weren't. That Sherman's the only driving and firing Sherman on Earth, and that Pac-40's the only firing Pac-40 on Earth. But do you think they were working the rounds at half-staff to preserve the tanks?

That's what I'm wondering. No, because my dad asked asked and he's like they're like a little bit lighter than combat loads but not much that sherman was never demilled ever i don't that's what i was wondering maybe maybe it's weaker maybe they're trying to preserve it back 40 they're like they said they couldn't hit anything with a sherman tank though because like the longevity of the barrels is how many thousands yeah they said the that barrels rated for like 200 rounds and they've shot like 5 000 through it and that's why when we did his video today where we had to like actually hit a torso we could use the sherman we can't use the sherman we have to use the walker bulldog because it's our newest tank looking down that barrel

though you like you can see that it was a smoothbore 12k shotgun yeah there's no rifling in it not how it was made but the uh bull-gauge shotgun. There was no rifling in it. But the Bulldog, it looked like a giant fucking gear going down it. I tried to get a POV shot down it. Also, I felt like an idiot when they were lining up the Pac-40, by the way. Because the whole time we'd only been shooting tanks, and I was like,

how in the fuck are these guys sighting it in so accurately? Because when they were shooting ballistics gel heads, and in slow-mo, you could see the fucking nose press in. And I was like, how the are they sighting these in that accurately? But the canister hit a limo, and I know why. And then you look down the barrel. You'll be able to figure it out when you go to Pepperbox.

Then he goes to sighting the Pac--40 and he's literally just like looking down the barrel. He's literally boresighting it. You've got to tell them what their objective was to get that sighted in though because it was their buddy on the other side like, hey, you stand a little bit lower, that looks great. We're like standing in the background like,

damn. That's how you sight these things in? I think the limo they didn't hit intentionally though because they put the head where yours was. That's how you sink these things in? Yeah. I think the limo they didn't hit intentionally, though, because they put the bucket of gas and whatever explosives they had in it. Yeah, they were just shooting the berm. Which was cool, still entertaining. And we were like, that's interesting that it didn't, like, you know, get eviscerated, like we were all expecting.

And then I heard the guys talk in the background. They were like, that was about perfect. We wanted some flair, but no debris because of the liability issues of having shit flying at people. Like, oh, this was all very intentionally picked. Dude, that Pac-40 was a whole different... It was the

German artillery piece during World War II. It was also 7.5. It was closer to the ground than it takes. That abysmal rate of... 15-pound stainless steel buttplug traveling at 3,000 feet per second. Oh, dude, when they put that in,

the dirt just exploded on that one. That was the one they shot with the ballistic dummy, right? Yeah, that was sitting next to it. It was the same thing. We got a headshot with a bulldog though. That was crazy.

That was insane. Kevin caught it on his camera, but the top of the skull We got a headshot with a bulldog, though. That was crazy. That was insane. That's got to be a first, right? Kevin caught it on his camera, but the top of the skull went like 60 to 80 feet. It was an umbrella of debris in 50 foot each direction, 60 foot high. Just like a perfect dome of bits. I didn't expect to see that. I found one piece. Did you? Yeah.

Did it land on you? No, thankfully. Oh, I piece. Did you? Yeah. Did it land on you? Or... No, thankfully. Oh, I've had that before, though. When we're filming videos where we're doing the ballistic dummies and stuff like that, and you're just like, alright, we do this for the take, and boom, we do the thing, and it's just like picking a bit of skull out of your neck. And you're like, ow, I'm gonna

act tough. I think I'm bleeding. One of them ballistics dummy lab heads, we point-blanked it with a 45-70, and obviously I've got to keep my cool during the filming of the whole thing. But I got head-butted by that fucking thing, and it sucked. My forehead was black and blue for a while. First of all, fuck you. I was perusing through your videos the other day and I had never seen the video

where you had a clay pigeon launching machine launching at you as you were shooting it with a 9mm pistol you fucking psychopath dude so we did that I mean that's cool but like theoretically that's not that impressive no not at all

what eat a dick hear me out I mean, that's cool, but theoretically, that's not that impressive. No, not at all. What? Eat a dick. Okay. All right. Hear me out. I missed barns with pistols. Hear me out. Those don't move.

They're way bigger. That's fucking impressive. All right. So the clay pigeon is coming. You're the more impressive shooter. But theoretically, it's only like 10 yards away, and it's a pretty decent size. Show the size again. The decent size. That's no lead on it. Show the size again. The decent size.

That's like a third of a bush. This is how big a decent is. Flying at you at what speed? Fast. It's just not that. He leaves out the point where he points it at his fucking face. Okay, so. No.

It's alright, but theoretically, there's no lead to it. You're able to point at the target and hit the thing. When I'm throwing something, it's a little bit different because I've got to lead it. I've got to shoot under it. But when it's coming at you really fast, it's super easy. It's just a point-blank

hold. You hold it on it. Okay, it looks like everyone in this room do this easy shot. It looks difficult. Dalton can do it and he can't see anything. Dalton can see fucking an ant fart. Look at the glasses on that guy. Look at those glasses.

Dalton's got a better zoom lens than a fucking Samsung cell phone. You've got four times in your face. Anybody can do it. Ask the fucking Hubble telescope. That's two of them. All right. All right.

So the clay pigeon thing, it's kind of cool. But we got the idea to pull a string on a paintball gun facing me. And I was going to try to shoot the paintball before it hit me. Fuck you. Don't tell me you actually did it. I actually did it. But an iPhone won't pick it up. The paintball is going too fast.

You shot a fucking paintball at me? I did it, and we're going to have the ballistic high speed come out and do it. The shitty part is what happened to the nine-year-old shooting you with the paintball. That guy's fucking nuts. We got the paintball. We curved the bullet. If you've never seen his content, to give you an idea of how good he is at shooting, you had to go through a training course from YouTube for animal cruelty.

I did do that. Why did you have to do that? Well, see, a giant fucking carpenter bee was flying around at the range. We were trying to shoot a video, and it's very interrupting. It sounded like an Apache helicopter. And Dalton's like, hey, shoot the wings off that thing. So I'm like, alright. It did a pass and I shot the wings off of it and I posted it because that's fucking awesome.

YouTube did not take kindly of that. They made me take a two hour animal abuse course to be able to keep my channel, which is crazy. It's a carpenter bee. That's a pest. So next time, don't wing it. Yeah, you're right. Some guy's got an entire channel taking out carpenter bee like that's a pest so next time don't wing it Take taking out carpenter bees he uses like a knife and a pair of scissors. Do you know I'm talking about I think

Shoot one which is some bullshit. No, you didn't shoot one. You shot its wings. Yes. It's cruel. Okay, that is a little bit torture. I killed it right away. I put it out of its misery. How do you get good enough to shoot the wings off a flying bee? At that point, it's fucking luck. I'm obviously aiming at the bee and just half of it hit the wings and it was cool. You shot a fucking bee out going at you. But you get

lucky too often for it to be luck. I am probably the most lucky other than that guy you had last on the podcast. I'm number two. I get lucky so fucking often with the shots. Eventually it quits being luck. How many rounds have you shot a month?

I was just going to say there is one thing that's not been mentioned yet. When did you start shooting? When I was eight. How many rounds a month do you think you've shot on average? On average? A week. It average? I don't know. A week. How often is it a week? It depends.

Like pre-channel or... Right now. Both. Give me both. Right now. Five to ten thousand. It depends. A week?

A week. No, a month. Sorry. Oh. No, no, no. Still a month. How many before the channel? How do you afford that?

Um, $2,000, $3,000. Jeez. Yeah. That's all he does, I think. Dude, it's been my addiction since he's a psychopath do you want to know what i went to play call of duty with this asshole he's good at that too he's like he's like i like to sit down after a long day of shooting guns and filming by playing a video game where i shoot digital guns i thought i was like okay at call of duty i was like i was like eight

and three i was like i'm doing pretty good i looked at the score where he's 29 and one when I thought I was, like, okay at Call of Duty. I was, like, 8-3. I was, like, I'm doing pretty good. I looked at the scoreboard. He's 29-1. When you look around, is it just MOA dots? No. Actually, I can't see shit right now. It's really fucking dusty out today.

My eyes feel, like, swarming a little bit. We're going to the backyard right now. We'll see you guys next time, bye. You guys want to wrap? Yeah. Cody, all night. All right Cody Alright guys Thanks for being here today I'm joined on the unsubscribe podcast by Eli Doubletap

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