Unsubscribe Podcast - 207 - Nic's New Show & Brandon Makes A Confession | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 207

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Kisses. Jamie, pull that shit up right now. This is how the podcast starts. Huh? Yep. Can't do that. My God, this is starting strong today. I am. This is a hard one. I have been drinking

for a while. You all have. No, we don't drink. No one has. Well, we all expected to just take it easy today because your flight was this morning. I should be home by now, but apparently Iowa decided to be cool if it snowed

12 inches. This was our sober up day. We saw the pictures that your wife was sending you where it's just white. The sky is white. The ground is white. You can't get away from

that shit. You just can't go home right now. Pretty much. Now I'm forced to stay here and drink with my friends. It's a horrible thing. This sucks, dude. Work! I'm sorry, man. I'm forced to stay here and drink with my friends. It's a horrible thing. This sucks, dude. Work. I'm sorry, Ben. I'm stranded at work.

As your dad cracks a beer. As my dad cracks a beer in the studio audience. A fate worse than death. Three, two, one. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast today, boys. I am joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We are doing a boys episode today.

Just us. We're hanging out. Do we want to stop the dogs? Both! That's fine. My dog's fine. No, he's barking too. There. All right, I will go outside and I will string him to death. Yeah, we should.

See, I yelled one. we should let's just keep going it'll be fine i think elif it gets on the nerves yeah yeah i'll just welcome back to unsubscribe i'll just go out there take them down nice and peaceful again Cody's auditioning for the ATF yeah doggy ties popping my friend wanted to be the director of it and I feel like I should just get ahead of the game

show up to the ATF interview how many dogs do I have to shoot before I can carry guns on planes? God. It's like the fucking Chuck E. Cheese. It's like, how many tickets do you have to get before I get the big stuffed one? How much have you guys drank? Don't worry about it.

Really not bad. We're running on no sleep, I think is the problem. Yeah, we all slept like four hours we're up to like three four a.m in the morning yeah the past the past three days have been like just a heavy one for us because we did uh we did demos demos last video ever allegedly like we're sad he's going away allegedly and then we just you know all the boys are in town at the same time. So we're just hanging out and not sleeping. And then Eli hits up this morning and says, we're doing one more.

I'm not. I know it's not your fault. It's because God decided to come all over, you know, Iowa. You have such a way with words. Can't help it. You heard it here from Cody. god wanted me to be here to film

this podcast i'm still i'm still not entirely convinced that this isn't one very very elaborate april fool's joke from demo matt the timing is impeccable what i said he should do is like he should release a video on april 1st Wasn't that his original plan? Well, what I think he should do is just say, I'm just kidding, guys. I'm not retiring. I'm going to be around for plenty more years and then never upload again. That'd be so good.

That's gaslighting the audience really good. It's like, see, he did. Wait. Confuse everyone with that on the day it releases. I like that. You told me your last video idea. Yeah, we're not going to talk about it. We're not going to talk you told me your last video idea and yeah we're not gonna talk about it we're not gonna talk about it my last video is gonna be dope it's it was the best send-off i've ever heard in my life i've been planning it since the beginning we can't tell anyone about that i know i don't ruin it you guys will see it one day years from

now but i i approve it's very very i've got like 60 of the way through brain oh that's gonna be awesome dude hope it's better than mine what's your send off i was gonna make someone do fentanyl the nil on their neck and then blame it on my knee on the head this is gonna be cody's last the hardest part is finding a finding a man named borj god we probably so what what are we keeping in these episodes i don't know anymore i don't know i'm sorry be like i'm chilling right now i'm glad you all are having a good time. Can I tell you my last video? We can just edit it out.

We'll cut this part. Start right now. What was your favorite part of this week? I have no idea. Driving out to not getting pulled over. I didn't get a ticket. I'm happy with that. Just hanging out with everyone.

Seeing literally everyone at demos having a good time. Shooting tanks. Shooting guns. Blowing shit up. Everyone getting along. And then that... You missed it. The prime rib. That was really good. That is the one thing. I was like, he's going to be pissed he missed the prime rib.

Did anybody... I'm happy I got to meet a lot of people there i haven't met before because roman atwood was out there i've never met him in person that was super cool to meet him um a couple of other people were out there cletus mcfarland yeah cletus was there like weston weston was cool oh jigging with jordan was jordan yeah which one weston's the guy that like ls swaps everything he like bought a u.s military humvee drove it all the way across the u.s and then ls swapped it wait is he the one that was like redneck science yeah that dude he's awesome yeah his camera dude don't know your name but

holy shit you're autistic level of camera detail that's his brother bro he knew like he knew cameras i was like like, oh, man. Oh. Oh, shit. Okay. What the fuck? I've never heard Eli say that about literally anyone else ever. Right?

I will. That's my. You would go to, like, Christopher Nolan's cinematographer and just be like, what a dipshit. That guy knew everything. He's like, oh, the C70. Oh, but that's the DGIgi not the dgi the uh the d what is it the dg whatever sensor it is yeah he knew the specific sensor hat that retard didn't even know about the hidden f-stop the secret konami code you can do on this camera this

psychopath i showed him because i bought the new version of like dgi's gopro the action 5 for my vlog camera for my Patreon shit. He's like, oh, is it cool? I was like, oh, yeah, I think it's pretty cool. They say it's the best one. I showed it to him. He has one today. I showed it to him yesterday. He has one. He's like, yeah, I watched all the videos.

It's all programmed. It's perfect. Give me yours. Then he did stuff to it and now it's better. I don't know what happened. I'm not putting these away. Way to go. It's a great camera. You showed me something cool and now I know it. I'm like, this is a dope fucking camera.

What a week though, boys. What did you guys enjoy? What was your favorite part? I mean, Nick's dad watching there at full volume on the podcast. Yeah, that was pretty dope. Me and Brandon getting a concussion together. Oh, that's not better. You guys got TBIs together.

Yeah. Totally. Eat an avocado. Eat an avocado. It's fine. That fire blast. What are the comments on that? I don't know.

I haven't checked it. So they uploaded them. It's fine. That was again, put up the fucking video of just you all getting blasted by fire it's just well it's it's like i breathed it looks like you're standing like adjacent to i'm standing in the vent what gun was that you guys shot that you all got tbis so it was a german pack 40 and apparently it is the last firing one left in the world

so incredibly cool opportunity. I'm actually very jealous that you got to shoot it because it's really cool. I don't think I would want to shoot it now, actually, having been next to the break. You experienced the worst part. Yeah, that was rough. You got punched in the liver. What's up? You got punched in the liver.

It straight up felt like a grown ass man slapped you in the liver firing that gun. Like you thought you died. It was rough. Well, because, like, it's like moon dust out at drive tanks. So, like, I pulled the string. It hurt. And then I couldn't see anything. I was like, oh, no.

Things went wrong. Oh, no. An error has occurred. Vomit blood. It's the same thing that fucking Scottott and adam felt immediately after a trigger pull it's oh something has transpired oh yeah they did it in the blue i can't wait to see that in slow-mo also your reactions in slow-mo i've seen it i've seen the slow-mo it's pretty dope also the drive tanks guys made me feel really stupid because like the whole time we were out there we shot the pac-40 last so we shot all the tanks first and the whole time i was

like how the are these guys sighting in the tanks because like they were hitting a head with a tank which is pretty impressive like what the what the fuck kind of optics the sighting system do they have in a sherman tank from 1946 and it was like what the going on and then they started lining up the pac-40 for the shot well the pac-40 is just the gun and they just opened up the chamber and the dude's like looking down the barrel he's like a little to the left just literally boresighting in real life i was like oh that makes perfect sense i'm an idiot i mean if you want to know where it's going that's how they were doing it accurate every time it was a good ass time except the sherman they couldn't be accurate

with the sherman they wouldn't let us shoot that they made us shoot the walker bulldog what's wrong with the sherman well the sherman's the last driving firing sherman on earth and they believe it's the most fired sherman ever and! The Germans, or the Sherman 76 millimeter barrels are rated for like 200 rounds. They said that one has over 5,000. So it's basically smoothbore at this point. They're like, we can't guarantee shit. It straight up is smoothbore.

Like 6.5 Creedmoor is shit after 5 000 rounds imagine a 3 000 foot per second tank projectile in a barrel made in 1941 yeah my face is getting itchy i like it oh god that fuck your your echelon i like spicy energy drinks damn it you're second i'm the brown guys don't even like spicy energy drinks it's perfect and how is that perfect because spicy energy drinks operate on the same principle as spicy food do i like spicy food it's okay but it's way more cool because i don't have to share with my wife okay she's mexican huh guatemalan i was raised by white people calm down my wife thinks mayonnaise is spicy all right i just don't understand the concept of like uh i i'm also not one of those guys that likes the

tahini on the rim of like a beer or whatever oh it's delicious. I can't do it. The tahini Dos Equis. Bro, that wakes you up. Bro, it's like a smelling salt. It's watermelon Thai chili flavored. Watermelon Thai chili is the flavor. See, it doesn't smell bad. I don't... Oh, that might actually be kind of fun. That's why I was like, you know what?

Let's mix and match. Yeah, it's one of the things of all time. Oh, God. Can I try it? Because I think you now have some ownership. Yeah, I bought into it. I love this energy drink. It's aggressive.

It's prebiotic. Oh, no. Capsian. Self-feeling. it has prebiotics oh oh no capsian oh god self-healing my my lips are so dry from being at oxford for three days that probably stung that stung quite a lot also it tastes like shit no it's delicious i mean it's aggressive it's not for everybody i'll be honest but i like it i think it's probably it's if you tahini, you'd probably like that a lot. Okay, with the vodka, it's not. Oh, there's the spice.

Yep. Not spice. Capsian. Capsaicin. Capsaicin? Capsaicin. Cody, what's in pepper spray? Capsaicin. Good.

Echelon. It'll make you immune to pepper spray, I think. Oh, hello. What is that? you mean my ass that's nice too but i was talking about the jeans oh you mean my true classic jeans they look form-fitting well eli they're the most comfortable best fitting jeans i've ever worn in my life by the way your arms are looking jacked right now they're made to look good on the most important areas for a man like their arms and chest. Can it help me in all departments? No. It seems they have something

for everyone, Cody. Yeah, not only do they have casual wear, they have active wear and cold weather wear. You mean like fleece hoodies, jeans, button-ups, stuff like that? Yeah, you can basically build an entire wardrobe in five minutes from their website yo true classic not gonna lie we we put in a lot of effort and the materials we use if y'all want to work together make uh uh some unsubbed true classic stuff happen we would love this level of material going out to the community these are super super nice i've actually been wearing the jeans for about a year now and they are my favorite jeans. I have several pairs of them.

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ready for the spring level up your style with clothes that actually fit right just head on over to trueclassic.com slash unsub to save and look cool as fuck for a surprise discount use code unsub over at trueclassic.com you know birds don't taste spicy things. Really? Yeah. Why? Did you ask one? Yeah, dude. This bird told me that the other day. I was drunk as shit. It was awesome. Some birds, they don't sense.

Was it the crows from Dumbo that told you that, Cody? What was it? You know the only reason things are spicy is because it developed spice so people wouldn't eat it or animals wouldn't eat it watch me bitch like we're like yeah we'd love this well then we invented the mexicans then we invented india yeah wait how does spice work with we invented brown people we know it's not actually spicy or hot it is our receptors and our brain react to it.

And that's what creates the warming in the body. I need a double check. I have no fucking idea. This could be an urban legend. But what I heard is that like, there's a reason, the reason why you see spicy foods in regions close to the equator is because it like tricks your brain into,

you know, uh, like jumpstart starting your cooling systems or whatever there's a reason why like indians mexicans like all everywhere around the equator none of those people are cool what are you talking about i was saying brown people real jesus christ are brown people real 2025 donut operator colorized literally can't wait for your next run in congress the hot spicy food isn't a true temperature change but rather the activation of pain receptors in the mouth but triggered by components like capsaicin good i remember something

stupid shit I learned. I think that the weirdest part of my life, we keep talking about synchronicity and we keep running into all these weird things. This way, this way, that way. One more time. Hold on. I got you.

There you go. Now you look good. You look sharp. You look like a sharp young man. You look like Albert Einstein like three seconds ago. I'm only here to impress everyone. Hey, you guys dressed different today too.

You dressed different. I don't feel like I'm going to get attacked by Agent Smith the entire episode this time. We did it. I was going to say they just switch faces with their bodies. Oh my god. What was your... You said you're... Where were you going with that?

Oh, no. I was just going to talk about fucking Smokin' Ed Curry. I started a skate shop in Fort Mill, South Carolina. And little do I know, the dude that has a hot sauce store beside me is the dude that invented the Carolina Reaper store beside me it's that dude that invented the carolina reaper and like all sorts of other peppers and he does all the hot sauces for hot ones and it's just the smallest world ever we did well we didn't even talk about that invented the carolina reaper what to what yeah i thought jesus invented the carolina reaper no no no no smoking that curry

invented the carolina reaper isn't, no. Smoking head curry invented the Carolina Reaper. Isn't it like a crossbred? Yeah, crossbred. Like wolves. That was wild. Wolves. Yeah. Because I started a skate shop and I started cooking.

I started doing cooking stuff on my vlog channel. And I was like, oh, dude, this guy has a hot sauce store up here. So I went up to his hot sauce store, got to talking to him. And he's like, yeah, I invented the Carolina Reaper and invented this and invented this and invented this. So he cross-pollinated a bunch of crazy shit. And so that was a small world type thing. And then we ran into someone the other day. We didn't even tell that, like any of that.

You didn't know about this? No. Sean Evans. Phone number. And then Ryan Trahan. What's that little blonde kid's name? Ryan Trahan? Trahan.

We went to... There were a lot of weird YouTube things. Yeah, so you were not here at that time. I was in San Francisco for the YL thing. Yeah, you did the Young Americans for Liberty thing. So, I mean, Eli went up to Austin to a YouTube event, and we ran into Sean Evans, who does hot ones, of course. We ran into Ryan Trahan, who's one of the biggest up-and-coming YouTubers ever. Fuck, we ran into – who ran the event retin link did it dude i'm getting the

pictures and like the text updates as you guys are like doing this event i'm over here in san francisco stepping over human shit and i'm like god damn it and of course of course i had to miss out on that me and eli were like god damn i wish brandon was here well you're in austin stepping over human shit like heroin needles and all that stuff. Same, same, but different. Same, same, but hotter. Same, same, but less taxes. It was getting an invite to one of those random YouTubers.

Like, do you want to show up? And for the most part, shows the one that put it together. She's like, hey, do you guys want to go to this? I was like, what? What is it? And it was like, whoa, it's a YouTube thing. I was like, but what is it? Normally those summits

are basically for people who aren't yes like big creators it's just like oh do you want to be a youtuber essentially is what those usually are career day yeah pretty much and it's just like oh show up and i'm random but this was a lot like we were in line and then ryan trahan was like two ahead of us like yo there's some big and then rat link behind us oh this is like big boy youtubers right now we walk in they're serving free drinks we get all that shit it was food drinks and then uh they made that weird ass milk drink but filtered it a whole bunch skittles milk something and it was yes yeah skittles milk sounds disgusting. I thought that too. I was like, fuck off, I'm not drinking that.

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Drive your ambition. Because it got rid of. adventurous side. Mitsubishi Motors. Drive your ambition. Oh, because it got rid of... I don't know. It was a weird... I was like, fruity milk sounds great. Gross. Wait a minute. Hold on. It was not bad, though. The post-fruity Pebbles milk is actually kind of delicious. Maybe they're onto something. I'm just thinking of the

fucking Sam Elliott. Show me the tits on a Skittle. Dude, it was... Show me the tits on a Skittle. It was fun walking out because we're leaving... We left at the end of the night and Sean Evans he was like, you're the

guy that does the body camera footage with the cop stuff. And I was like, yeah, dude, what's up? Nice to see you. He's like, I've the guy that does the body camera footage with the comp stuff. I was like, yeah, dude. What's up? Nice to see you. He's like, I've been watching your videos for a minute now. That's cool. Fucking wild. It was a bunch. WME, thank you for having that network there.

I didn't realize they also manage Sean Evans and a lot of other of the big guys. So that put that network together. And then me and Cody grabbing a drink. I was like, Oh, Sean is behind you.

He's like, well, he turns. He's like, Oh, Oh, that is actually Sean Evans. I was like,

yeah, what the is this little event? I'm just picturing because I wasn't there. I'm just picturing him like a Pokemon where you turn around. He's Sean Evans, Sean, Sean Evans, Sean, Sean, Matt Damon. Sean Evans? Matt Damon.

We were the oldest people there. We were absolutely the oldest people there. I'm 37, you're 40 now. We were just like... We didn't know what to do with our hands. Everyone was young. That's actually how we started the combo

with Sean was, hey, we're the agent. sean was hey like we're uh the agent who's oh shit the old people are here and dad are you yeah exactly well it was the agent i was like oh old people what's up everyone's young they start laughing and he's like oh what do you do he's like content creator for you oh w and me i was like oh shit who do you work with grayson or them it's like you know grace like yeah there are guys like oh and then and then sean was like, oh shit, who do you work with? Grayson or them? He's like, you know Grayson? Like, yeah, there are guys. Oh, fuck. And then Sean was like, oh, Cody, like, I know you.

I fucking know you from somewhere. Oh, you do the murder on YouTube. I want to come shoot guns. I'm just picturing, like, you have to do those stupid team building, like the gay team building exercises. It's like, Eli stands up and like all right say

two interesting facts about yourself like hi i'm eli i um i shot a man before most of you were born sit back down a room full of fucking youtube kids he was like i play guitar eli's funny he's like hi i Eli. I weigh probably the lightest. I can bench press more than most of you, and I have a handicap placard for parking. So my son's autistic. Ask him about destinations. Dude, especially after seeing Ryan Trahan there,

everyone was just young as shit there. How old is he? 24. God, he's a young kid. 19 million subs. Yeah, exactly. He's pushing 19 million subs. Jimmy, Mr. Beast, helps him out with his stuff a lot. Jimmy's like, what, 27

now? Something like that. Ancient. Also, Rat is fucking monstrous just tall he was tall he was two steps down we were sitting at the edge of the bar where there were three steps yeah

he's 6'6, 6'7 or something like that he's a monster on high funny story I went to the same college as Rhett and Link did not know that. Middle of nowhere, Buies Creek, North Carolina, Campbell University. They were Campbell boys. They put on a good event.

They were sweethearts, and they provided drinks, and it was just a fun time. It was a fun time. I will give them a shout out for that. They put on that event, and they went and walked to every group of people and talked to each and every group. That was really cool to see. I was like, okay, that's really nice. Very nice people. It's really

nice that they're willing to network in a room full of celebrities. When you put it like that. Sorry, that was not shade thrown. I just thought that was really funny. They also had other people i i used to watch uh like i mean that's kind of crazy because like growing up like in high school and whatnot we used to watch like good mythical morning and stuff like that and just kind of i didn't know like sav's the only person that introduced me

to that stuff really i never watched or heard of them before that and then i was like oh this is my thing and then it's like oh hey i told her like three days before i was like oh yeah we're going to a little party thing okay it's mind-blowing it's like classical youtube but like their ad for the spanner the like the uh catheter they did like a fake catheter ad like pretending to be old people it's god that skit's probably over 10 years old now but uh no it's just old school youtube that oh you know they do music videos like you like sav didn't realize you used to do music videos back when the algorithm still rewarded three and a half minute content that used copyrighted backing tracks can't really do that anymore

you have to play like free bird every yeah as they get older they are less impressed uh what do you guys got going on in the future though what videos are we making next boys death uh wait what videos what'd you say i'm running out of thing when i was 19 i wrote i wrote a checklist it was pretty short you guys got welcome to the podcast we're all just fucking tired now yeah i'm awake eli's drinking an echelon right now i knew the mexican half of them would love it you're gonna be able to do math so fast now i'm actually i'm gonna try that with try to mix with vodka see if that's any better but drink the Echelon.

I don't. It's the healthiest energy drink for you. All right, and now you're just using talking points. Oh, it's true. Is it really? No, like legit. You're very clean. It's legit.

It's between this and Jocko Go for the healthiest energy drink you can drink. There's only... Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's... 300 milligrams of caffeine? Yeah, this is aggressive. F*** me. It's an aggressive energy drink, but there's only seven ingredients that aren't active, whereas

most other energy, like C4 and Monster and all that shit have over 20. It's all just niacin, makes your skin burn. Yeah, it's niacin. It's basically pre-workout in a can, if we're being honest, but I'm very drunk. It's got niacin, beta-ally, and that's why my face is itchy right now. It's a great time.

My favorite, natural Thai chili pepper extract. Delicious with the sucrose. That's an active ingredient in it. Whoever owns Echelon is very, aside from you as well, very, very big fan of spice.

I love it. Spicy food. You want to know what our new flavor is? You'll hate communists 300 times faster. This is true. Oh, that got some. Got some spunk. Yeah. I always forget. I haven't drank it like I'll take a sip at Cody's house and then completely forget.

Which, by the way, Echelon, thank you for sending me all the drinks I don't drink. Shit! This is like that, have you seen the bit from Shane Gillis' podcast where they did the BetterHelp ad, and it was like

their last BetterHelp ad. It was like the shittiest ad read and they were just laughing about the ad read the whole time it's like this is why they're not sponsored anymore what'd they go on that's one that could be hilarious if you just i don't remember it well enough i just remember like they were just like oh yeah totally look it helps my ptsd uh this is what oh i did have a question. Have you guys watched the BBC? Not Big Black Hawks. Then in that case, no.

Definitely not. The British Broadcasting Network. Basically, Socialist Fox News. Yeah, whatever. I get what you're saying. Go on. Okay. Their SAS show.

About the world. There's a fucking... They have a series about the... Does it have to do something with a friend of ours? I have a list of things I don't trust, and the British is pretty high up there. Does it start with Christian Schmackhead? Yeah.

After hearing how they treated him, I'm not a huge fan. Wasn't a huge fan to begin with. Definitely not now. When did the SAS come about? World War II? Yeah, it was prior to World War II. It started out, yeah.

It's following that time frame. That was a Churchill thing, right? That was the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Oh, one of the coolest movies ever, except there's a huge queer in it, too. Cody's just violent today. Oh, I'm sorry. Even the one guy that plays the most violent actor of all time,

but he also does not want anyone to have assault rifles. That's funny. It's like when you're built like him, yeah, he's like, oh, I don't understand the need. It's like, yeah, well, no shit. It's for people like you. Oh, is that the guy that plays Reacher? Yeah.

This huge anti-gun guy? Yeah. Oh, that's upsetting. I just watched a really funny interview about him getting the role for Reacheracher yeah he was talking about it and he's like yeah i was really nervous because the director wanted somebody that was like anatomically exactly what reacher was in the books or whatever and reacher's like six eight and he's like i'm only six four and i'm i'm like 30 pounds lighter than reacher is in the book but he's just yoked to the gills. And he's like, so I was really nervous when I went in for the acting portion of the casting and I had a lav mic on that I just put on.

They didn't put it on me. And I went and I did my whole set and they made me refilm it because they were getting like some weird interference in the audio that sounded like a boom, boom, boom boom boom boom boom boom he's like my heart was beating so hard so fast it fucked up the audio so they made me redo it and he's like they asked if i had a mic on he's like no and then he like turned around and threw the mic behind the behind the stage and redid it and got the role so i was like that's pretty fucking hilarious that's pretty funny i just hate it like guys like that are just like i don't understand why you'd need a gun it It's like, yeah, well, when some 100-pound blonde gets chased in a parking lot by somebody who looks like you. Makes sense. Does your exiting traffic get caught by road debris?

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Oh my god! Oh my god! And then he just... Sprints you. I was like, this is fucking hilarious. The meme where it's's like I'm just trying to help girls get home to their cars his name is Bing Brout I have a really

funny idea for a Pepperbox special the gang does Inception so you know those stupid videos where like it's like a film crew and there's an actor and it's like a 7 year old girl that's an actor and like a creepy 35-year-old guy that's also an actor. But the little girl goes and sits next to like a normal person on a park bench. And then like after a minute or two, like the creepy 35-year-old comes up.

It's like, oh, yeah, what's your name? Oh, yeah, your mom told me to come pick you up. Like blatantly trying to abduct this girl in front of this other person to see how they react. And they never do i want us to do an inception where we hire a film crew to do that and they think they're pranking a random person but the random person is jd delay and they don't know that and jd doesn't know that either and we just see what happens so we're like hey jd can you be at this this park bench? We got a thing we want to film with you, blah, blah, blah. Here's Craighead.

The gang instigates a murder. JD Delay goes back to prison. That's the logo, back to prison. What a thumbnail. There's conveniently a wood chipper like three feet from the park bench. All right, you make it one other level of Inception deeper. The actor doesn't know JD Delay is going to be

there either. Are you just speed running or calling a skill? It's like a wood chipper. You set that portion in and it's like somebody's just chucking. Patty Main. Have you ever heard of him? Yeah it so it's a show about him i don't know patty man's dope so the they did an entire series about it's on season two who

don't bbc like i it for military from the clips i've seen i actually want to watch i was going to ask you guys if any of you seen it but it is heard of it fucking we'll just chase you're gonna have to cut this one so it's like bro was he like what was patty made like according to this he was he led an awesome team sas respected the out of him but also a complete shit bag he's just i mean he's a classic case of like the dude that you want in war i mean he's like jake mcnasty or like a lot of the other guys that I do videos on where it's just like, this is the guy that like, we're not going to tolerate him in a time of peace,

but in a time of war, it's like, he's just, he's so good. You just kind of got to put up with it. Yeah. It's like warfare. Yeah,

exactly. It's like, if any of us went back into war right now, it's like, we don't want to be here, and we're going to be gnarly about everything that happens. I'm not going to shave my face, and I'm not going to fucking put up with a lot of shit. Dude, that's my, like, if I, I think, like,

my goal right now is I really, really want Mel Gibson to do another movie, and I want him to bring me on as a technical advisor is I really, really want Mel Gibson to do another movie. And I want him to bring me on as a technical advisor for literally any story I've ever done a video on and have a Mel Gibson-directed movie of any war hero I've ever done. And I just want to be the technical advisor and an extra. I'm going to do something right now. Guys, if you know Taylor Sheridan,

who directed Sicario, Sicario two yellowstone wind river all of that reach out to us because we can all act and we can all write especially nick that comes to a historical role please plus you've been trying to get into the writing thing for a while yeah like i'm down i'll act all right like i want to do that shit nick wants to write historical stuff because you've just been talking about like wanting to learn from a writer like taylor sheridan yes his stuff is rad dude i don't even like i i've got a job now i i don't care i will sit to the side and watch you write and direct it would be kind of cool well like what was the movie uh you showed me the clip i've never seen the movie but it's about like the bank robbers the hell or high

water so like you showed me the fight scene outside the gas station and you pointed it out after the fact but there's this fight scene in the gas station and the dude's sitting in the car and the dude like some guy pulls up the gun is like talking smack and then his partner comes around and like you think there's the shit out of the guy you think there's ten of me and then cody pointed out he's like what you don't see is the dude sitting in the car that didn't move the whole time dude was just like acting lazy and being super badass he had a gun in his hand the whole time so like he was always in control of the situation but like they never bothered to point it out you just had to notice

it and like that's the type of shit that i would want to do in an actual war movie yeah it's like all those little tiny details where it's like you could watch it four times never catch it in the fifth time you would catch and be like oh i never noticed that part before well it's like i'm a published author i have 500 written articles i I have over 1,000 YouTube videos that comes to that. And that's the one thing I noticed. I was like, oh, yeah, he was in control of the situation. Yeah. Have you seen that, B-Li?

No, I need to watch that one. I've never heard of that. Is it a movie? Yeah, Hell or High Water. That one scene is fucking brilliant. Oh, yeah? In 1911. Yeah, for sure.

It's under control the entire time it's those little details that's like the little shit like every uh so like the like the one thing that's always bothered i i think band of brothers did it for a second but like paratroopers in world war ii like when they jumped into normandy like they had a whole protocol about like how to advance and like identify each other because they were so scattered. So they had a little tiny clicker. You know the dog training clickers that you can buy? They called it crickets? They called it crickets.

They had crickets, and that's how they would signal each other. And if you had a cricket, you would hit it, and then they would hit theirs back, and then you would yell a challenge word and they would respond with the answer and it was uh like thunder and or lightning was the challenge word and they would have to respond with thunder or flash or flash and they did that on purpose because the germans couldn't say thunder it would be dunder so then they would know that even if the germans knew the code word they wouldn't be able to pronounce thunder so like little shit like that well it's like the technical director on um fuck what's the one with jake gyllenhaal uh which jarhead no no no the cop movie oh uh end of watch yeah end of watch he's sitting there talking to the dude remember he fights the guy he takes his

he takes his badge off and fights the guy but next they see him, he's got his hand up on the window. He's got his gun underneath his arm. So I would do that as a cop. If someone came up to talk to me, I would pull my gun out and just have it up underneath my arm. It's like, yeah, you want to try anything, it's not going to work out for you, Bubba. And it's like little technical things like that. It's so cool to see in movies. When you have good directors, you're I mean

fucking Tarantino's really into this. Tarantino with the three thing. Dude, he is. He likes those bastards. His level of detail is insane. Yeah, because he knew that Polish people did three like this and not like this. And that's how the Germans identified it. It's like those

tiny little details are so cool. I'm just thinking of still back to your uh your your uh thunder flash the whole thing uh or flash thunder nothing hits like playoff hockey the road to the cup starts on fan duel your home for live bets all playoffs long with new features like live SGPs build a parlay any game any period or stack multiple matchups onto one slip with Same Game Parlay Plus. What's better than playoff hockey? Overtime playoff hockey. Get more from the game with live overtime markets. Download FanDuel today and get more playoff action with North America's number one sportsbook.

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Yeah, and when it was like Special Forces, they had like actual Delta guys. But for like pirates and ninjas, it was just like a bunch of dudes they found at the fucking mall talking about how deadly a katana is. That's how ballistic dummies got cool. Yeah, literally. I'm pretty sure that started that whole business. That and YouTubers. So, and then like at the end of the show they had the the the very technical ai simulation whatever where actors would like reenact a battle or whatever uh i just want to do like three to

five minute cut scenes of the end of the battle and i have a i have a buddy that grew up in japan he's japanese speaks english and japanese like super fluent but and he's been doing jujitsu for five years with me so i want to bring him out and we're going to get him dressed up in an imperial japanese uniform and i'm going to be in army gi uniform and we're going to have like a three minute fight to the death that's going to devolve into a jujitsu match at the end of it and then if that goes good ideally we're going to bring admin out to be an ss guy and then we'll just like bring out different, and basically just recreate the end scene of Deadliest Warrior with these cool fights.

So basically bring Admin out to be himself. Yeah. I will say it's now on my algorithm of course. Watching medieval fights this one dude, he just recreates what medieval fights would actually be like against peasants they're gnarly bro they are violent knights were fighting it's gnarly

dude they're because they're just like beating the shit out of each other it's dougriss don't go to dougriss oh we got dougriss it's just dinner oh my god he's so big now he's still got now. He's still got the puppy breath. Guess what? You're part of the podcast now. Oh, this is the first time introducing Douglas to the podcast. We brought him on before.

We brought him on last time I was here. He was much smaller. He's like doubled in size. This is bigger Douglas. This is big Doug. Level two Doug. Level two Doug. Good job. Level two Doug is here. God, now I need to find that medieval fights

because that was... It'd be the peasants versus one medieval knight. And it's not scripted. So it is. You guys just go and take each other down. The only time you're dead is if they pin you down and stab you with a dull knife in the fucking neck. Just like real life.

Yeah. But otherwise you're like, otherwise oh this is there's a really good movie on netflix it's i think it's a netflix original um it's matt damon and adam driver oh my god yeah oh that's based off of um uh the two is that based on that's yeah that is that really i didn't know that yeah that is actually the movie is so good this is the one that came out like a couple years ago yeah it came out a couple years ago and like the whole concept of the movie is like uh matt damon and adam driver are like best friends and they're like the top knights that get sent out by the king to go like conquer shit yeah and eventually adam driver's character becomes more of like the political guy that stays back home and like does the political side and matt

damon is like the conqueror out in the field like just being gritty and gnarly and he like kind of builds a little bit of resentment and adam driver has the hots for matt damon's wife and he ends up um force forcing himself upon her and on what no that's what's crazy that is the different narrations of it and that's what actually happened one was oh he uh graped me the other was like no it was okay no this and so all three stories and they tell it really well adam driver was like no she wanted it and she's like no she didn't and that so there's ambiguity of what happened kind of thing yeah but matt damon is like matt damon basically goes to his wife and is like just like basically did you cheat on me or not because i'm gonna kill this guy if he didn't and she's like i didn't cheat on you and he challenged adam driver to basically a duel to

the death to determine if he was guilty and it the movie ends with matt damon and adam driver having a night fight to the death and it devolves into like a real knife fight of like swords and axes aren't effective on plate armor we're having a grappling match with daggers we're punching each other with gauntlets teeth are falling out and then i stab you in the leg and then i'm stabbing you in the fucking crotch so basically like both both of them die well no one of them does i'll let you watch the movie. One of them definitely dies. I'm just thinking, what year is this, roughly?

1600? 1400, 1600, I don't know. Knights. Knights in plate armor times. Bacteria is still magic. So it's like, after you get stabbed in the femoral and cut in 18 different places while you're in pig shit mud. the wife no the wife they just lock her up and put her on a pedestal

it's like hey if your husband dies we're hanging you and burning you it's like yeah if your husband dies like you're getting burned for lying oh man so it was like she's pregnant at the time too yeah oh yeah it's a gnarly straight up like bowser princess peach shit yeah she lost no matter what lying about it. And she was pregnant at the time, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a straight up Bowser, Princess Peach shit. She lost no matter what. That was the crazy thing. It was like, the wife and they're like, what a whore! And then the other side's like, well, either way, she has to stand up here

and stand in front of the court and watch this battle. Her husband's gonna die or not. But if the husband wins, she's fine. Yeah. But it the husband wins, she's fine. Yeah. Oh, okay. But it tells, like, that's what's crazy. It's all three perspectives.

So her perspective is like, oh, I'm getting graped. And then Matt Damon's perspective, he doesn't like his wife. It's like, oh, he, like, hit her. Pushed out on her kind of thing? It's back in the day when it was like she's property. So he, he like slaps her it's like why'd you let the grape happen like hits her why don't you buy wild sentence yeah dude it's a wild movie but it's really good we used to be a proper country

well this was that wasn't our country i don't i don't care dude so same principles apply it's cody's like let's go back to prima nocta that was pretty cool yeah dude like public hangings unless do you my uh the town i graduated high school and had one of the last public hangings in the u.s really oh you you know last our fucking two weeks ago we just had the first public execution with a gunfire yeah since like in a while yeah 20 2010 at least they did want a while back in idaho but this was like the first one in a while you know i mean the guy was a shithead but he was basically he was like i don't want to die by injection because they mess it up sometimes i i don't want to die like by getting getting electrocuted because that would suck.

Yeah, that would suck. Yeah, he's like, I just want to get shot. 105 Howitzer, if I had a choice and I'm like, you're going to die, I'd be like, okay, let some buddies get some YouTube. Oh, yeah, for sure. And then stand me in front of the 105 here. Jamie, pull up the Garantham clip. Not the body.

I want my head. Right on. Oh, it don't matter nothing nothing would make me happier than the last thing i see is some drive tanks guy boresighting in the back don't move fucker the last thing you hear is ears your arms are standing there still you just breathe your head's gone jesus i really don't understand how we don't have not not even public execution but public humiliation these days the flogging yeah we're like if you steal from your neighbor

the town we're gonna let the town come by and just throw vegetables at you the town i and no one's gonna steal after that the town i graduated high school in charles city iowa i think they had a public hanging in like 1959 like it was one of the most recent ones there was a dude i think he was it was either murder or uh sexual assault and jaywalk basically so like in the town there's a river that runs midway through the town there's two bridges it's literally the courthouse and like 80 feet outside the courthouse door which is also the jail is one of the bridges like main street bridge apparently like 200 people just showed up to the jail one night and we're like we're taking that motherfucker you letting him are you letting us do it or are we gonna make you let us do it and the jailers were like

fucking i guess you're taking him and they walked him outside and threw him over the side of the fucking bridge based yeah done no we got trouble so uh nick can't answer this because i'm pretty sure he knows when do you think the the last execution via guillotine was? Like straight up like 1800. Like an actual, like the big blade coming down. Wasn't it 19? I know. Well, no, Christopher Lee got to witness one.

The actor who passed and also did like Lord of the Rings. Like Sith Lord. Oh, the gnarliest fucking actor of all time. He was on Gentlemanly gentlemanly warfare he was part of that crew right and really i'm not sure he was in world war ii he was probably like some sas yeah he was not sas no no it was um it wasn't sas sbs special boat service yeah no no no or am i six or some shit sos he needs help british commandos he killed people i think yeah it was something like he was like he was a british special

he was one of the precursors for the s s a s and the sbs being brought about ocs he was he was he was part of uh winston churchill of Ungeneralmanly Warfare? Yeah. He was in the Royal Air Service. So, RAS. Excuse me, Royal Air Force. So, RAF. But he was one of the...

And then... Yeah, precursor to the SAS, which was... Yeah. Attaining the rank of flight lieutenant specializing in intelligence, including decoding German ciphers and working in the long-range desert group LRDG. He wrote the book for the SAS to come about which were like, if you guys don't know it, the

SAS is like the Navy SEALs of the British Special Forces guys. SOE. SOE, yeah. Yeah, Special Operations Executive. When Grey Tongue stabs Sauron, that's when that's what about Peter Jackson'm like you're gonna like and he's like what you don't make sounds they don't make that sound when you get stabbed in

the back he's like what what are you talking about how would you know he's like because i stabbed you that was my favorite like he's like no they make this noise the juxtaposition of him telling the story and Peter Jackson telling the story is my favorite edit. Because it's the same story, but it's just back and forth. He's like, I just really wasn't going to argue with him. I wasn't going to fight him. What's Timothy...

Real quick, we edged the audience on the guillotine thing. Oh yeah, I would say, well, actually, I think it's in the 70s, now that you've told this story. It's like 76, right? 1977. 19? I would say, well, actually, I think it's in the 70s now that you've told this story. It's like 76, right? 1977. Dang it.

Where? Oh, it's in France, I believe. So, yeah, I thought it was in the 70s, but yeah, straight up. It was the last person to be executed by guillotine was in France, September 10th, 1977. I would do that. That wouldn't be too bad. For the kidnapping, torture, and murder of Elizabeth Bouquet?

Based. Yeah. I just don't understand. Fuck, dude. How much less crime would there be if we just publicly executed people these days? So instead of doing private prisons, what if we did private executions? What if

we just had pay-per-views, a special section of Netflix or Amazon Prime? Come watch on Switch TV where you push a button for doughnuts on how they die. It's just doughnut number. Let's talk to the South Carolina correction system about putting that on pepper box. Dude, what kills me is like back in the day during like Yellowstone era is when someone like stole a horse because you're basically stealing a man's life

and you stole his horse so they would execute horse thieves. Yeah. And back in that day, they would take you out to the town square and they would just hang you and people would come from miles around and build picnics around that because it was

an event. It was a party. They didn't have phones. Yeah. You're bored. You would take your family out and have a party and watch some dude just hang because he stole a horse. Funny story about that. The things you take your fucking family out to. One of my favorite stories is in the beginning of the Civil War. a battle of uh first manassas or bull run uh

everybody expected this to be like a two-week war ended up being like the the darkest four years of american history uh when both the the confederate and union union armies were marching at each other in manassas, Virginia. Everyone wanted to go see the spectacle that was going to be this new war. And you had families picnicking on a hill overseeing the battle. And there are photos of it. They straight up like, you want to go see some mass death, kids? But like every woman who watches Yellowstone and watches all these things that sheridan especially is making they romanticize the whole thing like oh it's so sweet

like 1883 yeah look oh these women are so sweet and they're so lovely in this love story it's like you don't realize how fucking gnarly it was back then property you were You were property. Back to my point, I would love to see people be executed publicly. We bring this back. My police department, we stopped. We couldn't stop

responding to crimes at a specific Walmart, but it sucked responding there because everyone's taxpayer dollars was going to this one specific walmart and it like you know if we just took one shoplifter out and just flogged them they'd probably stop fucking stealing batteries to make meth from that walmart who was it the other day that was just like like everything's a psyop uh they're saying like yeah i'm just taking a whole truckload of lithium ion

batteries into the hood an entire cargo container full of double a's huh i don't know that the more and more do you guys want to get deep into this shit i please i'm on i'm on the train. Don't stop now.

Let's see. Let's go for it. Let's see where this rabbit hole goes. Real quick, did you watch The King? Timothee Chalamet? What's Chalamet do now? The King? When it's invading France. It's the King of England. You told me to watch it. which is it's look uh when it's invading france it's like king england and they that's you told

me to watch it on specific dude that is again a really good if you want to see actual like combat it is at the same level of uh the movie you were talking about earlier where it's just violent and timothy chalamet the guy's like full night and it's muddy because they chose that yeah you told me about this yeah violent because he's like slipping. He doesn't have traction, so he's like, okay. He walks up, fucking disarms him, and then... You know what? Nothing beats a Knight's Tale. So, there's that. That's true.

God damn. We will rock you. He's going to have a gun that fucking died early. Heath Ledger. Also, I found out, you remember the naked guy, like the comedic relief from Knight's Tale that's Vision that was Vision and Jarvis from Iron Man the herald that was like the hype man

I only watched that movie maybe like three years ago for the first time he's the poet I was like whoa I know that voice I forgot he was Vision holy shit also classic movie. You've never watched Night Still?

Just go on. Night Still is just... It's great. It's a brilliant movie, dude. If you want to see him before he died, that's such a good movie. It's not a good movie. It's a fun movie.

It's fun. I put it with Starship Troopers. Yeah. It's not a good film, but it's one of my favorites. But it's objectively awesome. Yeah. Everyone likes it. They knew about Queen in the medieval times It's not a good film, but it's one of my favorites. But it's objectively awesome. It's cool.

It's a cool book. They knew about Queen in the medieval times because they're playing He Will Rock You. It's a movie that could have only come out in that same period with Starship Troopers. Like late 90s, early 2000s. It was a different fucking movie. I fucking love that movie. Back on Lord of the Rings for a second. You know who was originally the first person offered the role of Aragorn in Lord of the Rings?

Nah, come on, tell us. Russell Crowe. Really? He declined. Guess how much money he was offered to play the role of Aragorn. Oh, God, $40 million? That time, probably like $30 to $40. 10% of all the rights to Lord of the Rings.

That's more than 40 million. That's over a billion dollars. We're talking action figures. Why do you turn it down? Because the director of Lord of the Rings didn't want Russell Crowe to play him.

What's the guy that played Aragon? He's got a weird name like victor v uh vigo mortison he actually wanted him to do it and russell crowe just like knew that that's what the director wanted so he just declined the role because he didn't want a role that the director didn't want him in but he's like yeah i missed out on a fuck ton of money did okay so did vigo mortrison get 10 of the franchise i don't know i don't there's no way he wasn't nearly as big of a name as russell crow but russell crow would have got 10 of the franchise you know how i know it didn't happen because uh vigo's still acting if he had 10 of the rings he absolutely would not be he'd be somewhere in boca raton it's like star wars but did you know in that one team god who what somebody else got offered to play gandalf and turned it down and it was also worth

a ridiculous amount of the franchise whoever played um star wars the original um god dang it luke's teacher why am i drawing a space blink obi-wan kenobi obi-wan who's the actor for it though alec guinness alec guinness got three percent of all star wars royalty because he took a pay cut and he was like this is gonna be a shit movie and he hated that role hated that role but made him 200 300 400 million dollars okay what wasn't alec guinness one of the guys that was with chris lee who was in the SA or the Special Forces guy in World War II. They wanted Sean Connery to be

Gandalf and they offered him a massive sum of money and he turned it down. Alec Guinness was in the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve during World War II. God, those dudes were hard asses. And then there were actors right afterwards. Damn, that's funny, Eli. He was a fellow seaman.

He was a cum diver like me. That's what they loved to be called. A fellow cum diver. He participated in various dangerous missions, including the Allied invasion of Sicily during 1943. All those dudes who were amazing actors back in that day,

they were SF dudes who killed more people than cancer. He served as an officer on a landing craft in D-Day. Holy shit. Exactly. That's what I was saying. All these famous actors. You got Gandalf. You got fucking all these dudes who were in all these movies.

They were hard-ass dudes back in world war ii it's fucking wild the what's your secret i'm not acting that's dude yeah christopher lee all i mean lord of the rings just shit that actually you've seen it right yes you've. What? One of our friends hasn't seen it. No, it was... Oh, seen what? Lord of the Rings. Fucking... You're talking about Junkyard Dicks?

Yeah, yeah, Kev. Kev? Yeah. Kev's like, no, I've never seen Lord of the Rings. I haven't seen Lord of the Rings. We're going to fight. Are you fucking f***ing with me? Let me explain.

No. I've seen Lord of the Rings through like eight different sessions of my dad's watching it on TNT growing up. But I've never sat down and watched the entirety of the Lord of the Rings. God damn it. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner. Instacart has all your groceries covered this summer. So download the app and get delivery in as fast as 60 minutes.

Plus, enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. We got to push my flight back another day. For one episode. To watch all of them. The gang watches Lord of the Rings. We talked about renting out a movie theater at one point. Just like on an off day. You've really never watched Lord of the Rings.

I've never sat down and in one sitting watched an entire Lord of the Rings movie. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm a bad homeschool kid, man. That's not an excuse. No, no. I'm i'm a bad homeschool kid man that's not an excuse no no i'm saying like all the homeschool every homeschooler if you ask them what their favorite movie franchise is it's lord of the rings and you've just managed to miss all three of them have you seen the hobbit say no i i watched the hobbit in theaters lord of the rings is like the one lord of the rings is the one movie where me and my wife

could be like, let's Netflix and chill in high school and it'd be like Oh fuck! The Battle of Helm's Deep is on. We're going to have to finish in 13 minutes. Sorry. We're going to have to pick this up in a minute. And she's like, yeah, I agree actually. Hannah loves Lord of the Rings.

So good. My birthday throughout high school was watching the Lord of the Rings with my family. My birthday throughout high school was watching the Lord of the Rings with my family. Really? We'd watch them back to back. That's what I wanted to do was just watch Lord of the Rings.

Let's do The Gang Does Lord of the Rings. We have to get Zach and Angry Cops because Zach has already been talking about just having a day where we all get together and have a movie day and just watch all the Lord of the Rings together. Like Brandon just said, The Gang Does. We just sit and we have cameras day and just watch all the Lord of the Rings together. Like Brandon just said, the gang does.

We just sit and we have cameras pointed at us and we watch the Lord of the Rings. We have to get a movie theater though for that. It'll be like a mystery science theater 3000. I used to watch them all the time with riff tracks. All the guys that did MST

3K did riff tracks and you download the extra audio and you would press play on the movie and press play on their audio track pepper box the cum cut you get to watch lord of the rings with us that's actually not a bad we could probably do it's just a camera pointed at our commentary and you could be like hey start the movie in three two one if we have it and get in trouble if we have it in the plane? Not if it's just us with lav mics and cameras pointed at us and the audience knows to play it at the same time at home. Oh, we just do a countdown. The gang does riff tracks.

Yeah, like, all right, start the movie in three, two, one, and we just have the movies roll back to back to back, and it's just us for nine hours watching the show. I think they're like eight, 12 hours for the director's cuts. That's fine. Is that one of those you have to watch the director's cuts? Like those are the... I mean, fuck it. Why not? These are experiences

Brandon. The Battle of Helm's Deep. Dude, number three won the most awards. Like the Return of the King's fantastic, but Battle of Helm's Deep number two, The Two Towers fucking gangster. Even number one you're just like god damn helms deep is when gandalf shows up right yeah at the end yeah to save the day yeah yeah look to the west right there's like these are all things like i've seen it through clips

yeah no of course yeah and i know what happens i just don't like i've never sat down and just ever watched one to completion you're gonna have to toss this is like this is like this is like this is like watching adult films and actually doing it in the difference like just so you understand the gravity of the situation like i'm gonna come it's way more cool yeah okay many times many many teams she lobe god dude i'm this part can't make this part. Can't make, Oh, that would be actually great. Dude.

Gary's going to be so mad. You haven't watched this. I'm mad. I bet Gary will flip shit. He would come hang out during that. Right. So if we have to do that, I'm texting Gary right now about this.

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no 500 exactly dude oh yeah it would be like 1200 bucks or something like that if we got 20 guys like you do the mental math on that it's not much more expensive than going to the theater anyway yeah yeah yeah it's like and then we bring gary in and we all just talk like mystery science theater have a camera behind us we're gonna be so drunk by the third episode yeah yeah right we gotta start with like we we do brunch in the morning and we have some food and then we go into the movie theater and we just try to do the day together the third movie commentary is just all of us asleep on the floor oh the third was so good. Oh, no. Me and

Cody and Eli can sleep. I'm going to have you strapped into the chair with those fucking things that hold your eyelids open, asshole. You've never seen the other things. I'm going to be hitting Brandon with EpiPens midway off.

Surprise, Cody. Watch Storm on right now god speaking of you know what a great just shitty action movie is that i watched the other day what'd you see i love i demolition man the movie crank

oh my god jason statham is so good i love it he's fucking amy what's her name i don't even care. Just the idea of like he has to have his heart rate above 180 or he dies the entire time. He's just doing blow and crank. Have you seen the one where it's the guy who does the Kill Tony bits where he does Dr. Phil? Yeah.

Where he's doing the impression of Jason Statham. He's like, oh, this is Jason Statham being kicked out of a Target parking lot. He just gives this elaborate situation. And getting kicked out, totally has to leave. Oh, yeah. It's like the entirety of the impression. And that's it.

Jason Statham's one of the worst actors, but most awesome actors. He's only himself. He's not acting. He's like, I am Jason Statham. He's only himself. He's not acting. You just have to cast him for the role. I'm a U.S. operator. I was born in Alabama. You did zero accent, right? Period. No.

Every time. Beekeeper, also, have you seen Beekeeper? It's good. You told me it was pretty good. You haven't watched Beekeeper yet? Cody, have you seen it? Yes, I've seen Beekeeper. You didn't like it? That's just a fun movie. Eli, it's fun. That's what it is.

It's fun. That's all I go for in those movies. Smash. Turn off break. You're like me. Me and my wife get in this argument all the time. Because we love going to the movie theater. And it's always like she wants to watch this dramatic movie about some shit that totally could or did happen in real life and i'm like fuck that i want to see a

nun do an octuple backflip and catch a bullet in her teeth and spit it back and kill the guy that shot it like that i want to see shit i want to see shit that can't happen damn it i watch anime yeah that is some of the most over thethe-top gay shit you will ever watch, and I love every second of it. Give me the expendables. Which is why Jason Statham was perfect for that movie. Oh, yeah. By the way, if anybody can get me in touch with the movie studio

who did the props for that movie, I want to get my hands on an AA-12. I'm itching. I'm going to go into a fucking diabetic shock if i don't get my hands on an aa12 you don't have one no nobody has one wait really there was one company that was building the aa12s what happened uh they got all seized by the atf for being too readily convertible yeah they were too cool and the atf decided to just fuck everybody up uh but no i i really want to get my hands on a.812 because FPS Russia made them fucking cool

and they're just neat. That's aggressive. They were cool before that. Let's be fair. They were cool before that. FPS Russia made them fucking rad and Terry Crews and the Expendables made them something I will own. Dude, you can buy, what's his name? Sylvester Stallone's revolver.

Even it has the um don't want it the raised uh hammer it was like a cult single action army right yeah but it's it has the uh dovetail like a raised one so you can for the fanning it yeah yeah they actually have the entire build like that was like oh that's actually i want a12 don't don't oh yeah don't care fuck i will crush the single action army fucking a12-12. I didn't know that was... Give me the Atchison. I'm fucking fiending over here. I swore that gun was out.

No. Retarded. I don't know a single... Also... I don't know a single person who owns it, and that's me. Yeah. I have a gun question for, I guess, all of you. Has anybody shot the Springfield Echelon?

Yes. It is the most stupidly good gun for how cheap it is and it's actually insane wait i don't know what this weapon is it's like 550 dollars for this gun and it is like imagine if you took a glock and spent another thousand dollars on it to make the trigger good and add serrations and an optic cut. That's stock. $550 and it is insanely good. I shot it the other day for the first time and I was like, yeah, I'll buy one.

This thing's fucking dope. I need to recuse myself from this conversation. What? What happened? Tell me what's wrong with it. I'll tell you, Cameron. No, tell me now. Say it on camera unless it's responsible. It's not a P320 situation, is it?

If I drop it, am I going to have issues? I'm just angry. We were talking about Statham. We didn't talk about Snatch at all, dude. We didn't talk about Guy Ritchie movies. Logstock, Two Smoking Barrels. Guy Ritchie goes into extreme detail. Fucking Snatch. Jason Statham in Snatch. It's all I'm saying.

It's one of his best roles ever. I've never seen that movie. I have to pee. What? You've never seen Snatch? Damn it. You haven't seen Snatch? Brian, shut the fuck up.

All right, you've never seen Snatch, motherfucker? What? Brian has to watch all of Lord of the Rings? Oh, my God. Can we do a Guy guy richie movie night too sab's judging you right now fuck me dude all right rock and roll have we seen eli have you seen rock and roll yes okay thank you i've seen it dude lock stock i've dude lock stock snatch rock and roll uh like dude the gentleman there's so many you've seen driver right brandon Snatch, Rock and Rolla, The Gentleman.

There's so many. You've seen Driver, right, Brandon? It's Drive. Yeah, Drive. He's literally me. He's literally me. He's that guy. You killed a guy in an elevator? All P and Hammer.

Just smashing a dude's face in with your foot. I'm a real human being, bro. Dude, he's a real human being. And a real hero. So we're going to rent out a movie theater for the Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Yeah. All of them.

Every single one. Have you seen Lord of the Rings? I have seen Lord of the Rings. Have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Moody, have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Okay, I was going to say you went to the theater and the Lord of the Rings? Moody, have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Okay, I was going to say, you went to the theater and watched Lord of the Rings? I was young when those hit the theater.

All of them. Have you seen all of them? You know, it's like 12 hours long. Did you watch Lord of the Rings in theater, or did you watch The Hobbit? I watched The Hobbit, yeah. I remember watching that. I watched Jurassic Park in theaters.

I watched. What the fuck? Jurassic Park was in 97? Yeah, 97. I was 12. I was three. I was still. I've got to watch some good movies.

B-Li and I are the old men here. I know. Dude. No, that was 1993. Yeah, so I was eight. I was negative one. I remember 4th of July watching Independence Day in the theater.

The first one? I saw Independence Day in the theater too. Did you see Con Air in the theater? Con Air is a great movie. Con Air was cool in the theater. When I was growing up, in my parents' office, when I had to sit around,

nothing to do because my parents were working, they had one little shitty TV with a VHS thing. And there was a bunch of little kid movies and just like Blue's Clues, Veggie Tales, like that. Veggie Tales. Independence Day. I have seen Independence Day more times than probably any fucking movie from that era. Welcome to Earth.

Oh, yeah. It's just such a great story of redemption, just like some poor crop duster pilot who had something shoved up his butt and he's like, that's it. I'm f***ing up these aliens. Remember me? His last word. Fair enough.

He's the real hero. It's not Will Smith. Before Will Smith, what now? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? That sounded like it was going somewhere funny. Oh, no.

He started hitting other people after that. Oh, yeah. Chris Rock, specifically. Welcome to the Oscars. Yeah. You made fun of my wife that cheated on me 37 times. Wait, what movie did you just say

you hadn't watched? Snatch. You've never seen Snatch? I haven't. Have you seen any Guy Ritchie movies? I don't know. Rock and Roller? Nope.

The Gentleman? The Gentleman? Nope. Longstock? Nope. Wait, you haven't seen Gentleman? Uh-uh. Oh, Oh okay Gentleman's fucking good Like

He's gotta watch Snatch first though Yeah Yeah Longstock You gotta see Snatch I'll try to download it Watch it on the flight home Sure will

Dude Snatch is one of them Huh Cause yours says Replica And mine says Desert Eagle Iron Man Yeah 5-0 Yeah I've seen that

You like that Yeah it was alright That's Guy Ritchie's edit He's the one that directed it. That's what that directing style is, those ascots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but now put Jason Statham. And Brad Pitt playing the gypsy.

I forgot Jason Statham was in that. It's been so long since I've watched that movie. We just watched that last year because she never watched it either. She was like, how have I missed this? You like dags? You like a dag? Wait, hold on. Pikies.

Wait, you're roughly my age. We would have been in high school at the same time. Vanessa, how old are you? 28. We would have been in high school too. Here's a question. When the movie Never Back Down came out, did all the high schoolers start an underground fight club at your high school?

I don't know that movie. I think in my high school, we were already fighting each other. Oh, okay. It's like some shitty movie about MMA. It's gay. It was super bad. It's like a C film, but it went super viral. I've never heard of this movie.

All the kids started like... Rocky and High School Musical had a date. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually the best way to describe it. That was brilliant, by the way. But like... Sav just said it's like...

It's really bad. But like... In 2008? So I was in eighth grade. Yeah. It would have been my freshman year. But like that movie came out and like every high school in Americaica had a musical an underground mma fight club because of it in backyards and just youtube was littered with videos of high school mma fights because this movie it has the black guy from the

beginning of guardians of the galaxy and amber heard in it blood diamond give him credit was he in blood diamond i'm pretty sure that's the guy from Blood Diamond. Yes, it is. My god. Son of a bitch. You were either going to be racist or right. Joke's on you. I can do both. And Nick's betting everything on black. Literally.

I was correct. I've never heard of that movie in my entire life. Oh, you'd love it. You would love it in a like, oh my god, this is so bad, it's hilarious type of way. You should watch it at some point. We used to watch Pride and beat the shit out of each other. That was my high school middle school. Nowadays kids just watch Pride and wrestle.

I'll put it to you this way. Imagine MMA knowledge in 2008 you were doing mma in 2008 so like i was getting back from war and well you had you had shot and fucking you were around you were cognizant of the ufc right so like imagine mma in 2008 so like even the most advanced mma fighters on the planet were not technical by today's standards. No, but imagine like 2008 is the pinnacle of knowledge for MMA. And then imagine that getting diluted down to a director's interpretation of it in 2008. It's God awful. Dude, that movie is the gayest shit I've ever seen.

Have you ever seen the clip? It goes viral on the internet every other year and it's always like marine fights a dude that was being cocky and it shows this like black dude with dread capoeira guy capoeira guy and then the marines just like standing there cool and they just one superman punch and drop that's from that movie really yes that's a fight scene from that movie but it was just some guy with a cell phone recording the film on the TV in the movie theater. That is that viral clip. It's from Never Back Down. It's hilarious. Never Back Down is such

a 2008 title. What were the step up? Yeah. Step up to the streets or something like that. What was the one with the drums? Drum line? The line? The newer one with the drums? Drum line? The line with the newer one or the

older one? With Nick Cannon? Yeah, dude, that is like all those movies. Every time his stick hits a snare, he has another kid. Yeah. He's sired. The one where he's sired children with half the staff.

Fucking all those movies from that time frame are all the same. Subtle changes done to them. What if it was the same movie but with drums? Now cheerleading. Now MMA. Dude, my favorite thing that just happened recently

in cinema is we had Negan beats up what's-his-dick with a baseball bat, right? And the walking dead. And then beats up what's-his-dick with a baseball bat, right? In The Walking Dead. And then, fuck, what's the anime that we've been watching? Invincible. Invincible comes out.

And now Negan comes back. And this is the same writer for the entire show. Oh, that's right. Robert Kirkman, right? Yeah. I forgot about that. Wait, he's directing Invincible? I think he's a writer oh i did not know that so negan just showed up last week on that show and he's fighting like the i would say i can't remember the asian guy's name it was glenn in the walking dead it was glenn in the walking dead that negan beat with a baseball bat and then

glenn just beats the absolute fuck out of them in invincible and it's the same writer and it's the same like the same actors in the show that was so your son text me like last week and just goes uh hey man you watch invincible i'm like no i haven't seen this new season he's like cool i'm gonna send you invincible memes anyway you've got unlimited access to music, but time? Now that's limited. The PC Insider's World's Elite MasterCard gets you unlimited PC Optima points, free grocery delivery, and time back for what matters. Save time and earn $1,100 in average value each year. The PC Insider's World's Elite MasterCard.

The card for living unlimited. Conditions apply to all benefits. Visit PCFinancial.ca for details. Value is for illustrative purposes only. And proceeds to send me eight new things. John has no chill. He will ruin every single goddamn movie. My son, by the way, will ruin every movie you've ever seen on the planet.

Show doesn't matter what it is. He will ruin it for you've ever seen on the planet. Show doesn't matter what it is. He will ruin it for you. He just spoils. Like Moody might think I'm being mad at him sometimes, or I'm just being a dick, but I'm like, John, shut up.

Just shut the up. Cause I, I know what you're about to do. He's like, dad, you don't, you don't want to hear about it. I'm like,

no, I know what you're about to do. I'm interested in this series. Don't fucking do it, man. Don't do it. You're in a Mexican standoff in your own kitchen. Yeah. I'm like, buddy.

It wasn't a Mexican standoff until Moody entered it, but you know. I hate to use the old, the white woman adage that is, I brought you into this world and I'll bring you out, but I've wanted to actually hold him down and choke the life out of him how he's absolutely spoiled some animes and shows and stuff for me at this point anyways i love my side guess that's the point of that story yes guess what i watched on the plane right here because of you and those two over there. Wait, wait.

Devil Wears Prada? No. Damn it. Not that one? You tried to get him to watch Devil Wears Prada? It's so good. I started watching it with you. You haven't watched it?

I have seen it. See? It's not good. Whatever, Brandon. I started watching it with you. Girls, do you like it? Is that like, are you being ironic about it? But he also has a thing for Meryl Streep. Fair.

That's my hall pass. Meryl Streep? Your hall pass is Meryl Streep? Why not? Your hall pass is going to expire in like four years. Dude. Cool. You slept with Megan Fox.

Dope. I slept with Meryl Streep. Oh, you f***ed her sandpaper there, bud? Yeah. Sorry, that was rude as f***. Yeah. Sorry, Meryl. I have bud? Yeah. Sorry, that was rude as fuck. Yeah. Sorry, Meryl. I have nothing against you.

Sorry, babe. They didn't mean it. Meryl Streep comes on and I'm like, what the fuck? The gang negs Meryl Streep. That's the episode's name. Smells like the heat coming out of an Atari. Would you like to play a game? The Tesla coil pack.

Oh, she is 71. No, I finished watching Baby Driver on the flight here. Such a good movie. That's a terrible fucking movie. Yeah, I didn't get finished. I'm sorry, she's 75. What is it? Meryl Streep is 75. Yeah, she's older. God, you're going to catch second-hand

Social Security. She's a fantastic actress. Who's the guy? She's dope. The one dude I always get confused in that movie. You're talking about... Everyone's judging right now.

It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. It's the other guy that's handsome as fuck who's in every cool movie that Taylor Sheridan does. Wait, who? In Baby Driver. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. So John Bernthal's in it. Is it Suits?

No, no, no. you're talking about the main the protagonist or yeah the guy that was just in uh puffy miles teller nah uh no the guy that plays naked handsome handsome dude no no it's not jeffrey dean morgan i've never seen that fox john yeah it's him. He's the other guy in Baby Driver. John. He's the main guy of Mad Men. Handsome dude. It's the thing that happens when people come up to me

and they're just trying to be assholes to me. It's like, you did this, this, and this, Cody. It's like, I don't think about you at all. That's one of my favorite quotes from that fucking show. that's what i'm saying the best scene what's the guy say he's like well i think you're blah blah blah and he's like i don't think about you at all i don't think about you at all baby driver's fantastic though no i mean the directing of like it's really are we just figuring out this shit tonight have i seen every

goddamn movie under the planet and you guys haven't seen it the directing of like how you can only hear the rest of the dialogue when he has one earbud in and you're right like when he takes both earbuds out is like the only time that the movie's like kind of quiet and like oh the opening scene so much where he's just vibing yeah he's listening to the music i love when he's like wait wait wait wait and he restarts the song he's like yeah okay good all right he's just like and he's just like this incredible he's one of my favorite oh yeah i love edgar wright sean sean uh baby driver uh because he's real big he's real big

he's real big in a physical comedy and retention beats yes that's how he transitions he's known for how he transitions from one moment to the next or going from one place to the next Sean of the Dead Baby Driver Last Night in

Soho The World's End Sean Pilgrim versus the world yep which i like if you want to see like retention beats and like physical comedy beats my god that is an amazing movie hot fuzz grindhouse and like that's something we haven't talked about actually on the the podcast recently is retention beats it's like i i had my nephew actually text me today, and he's like, hey, how can I become a YouTuber? I was like, dude, that is such a loaded fucking question. He's like nine years old.

He's like, how can I become a YouTuber? How can I do the thing that you do? I was like, buddy, you've got to learn what retention beats are. Just holding your audience at certain points. It's a little depressing because the YouTuber in the, I guess, with the upcoming generation, YouTuber is our generation's actor. Yeah. That's what all the kids, like, what do you want to do when you grow up?

It's like, I want to be an influencer. And I'm just like, I want to be a YouTuber. Edgar Wright does. it's like i want to be an influencer and i'm just like i'm gonna be a youtuber egger right does i mean if you look at him or also why you guys like guy richie both have a very stylistically they are the same on how they make something boring fun so if you're going from hot fuzz or shauna the dead no hot fuzz when he's going from england to that shit town yeah he makes it so much fun. Same for The Train Bits. Yeah, exactly. Time. Reception.

Even on the phone. The phone goes down in reception to show he started at full bars and when he lands at his final destination, one bar. Did you know he wrote the screenplay for Ant-Man? I did not know that. I didn't, but it makes a lot of sense now that I know that. Oh, shit. Yeah. Right there is IMDb. He's hands down one of my favorite directors. It's the know that. I didn't, but it makes a lot of sense now that I know that. Oh, s***. Yeah.

Right there is IMDb. He's hands down one of my favorite directors. It's the thing that I like. I was watching The Irishman the other day. It's like... That's why Scorsese did so well in his earlier days. Even with Ray Liotta.

Goodfellas. Goodfellas. Yeah, dude. The retention bees. Remember, he's always wanted to be a gangster. It's like,. Goodfellas. Yeah, dude. The retention beats. Remember, he's like, I always wanted to be a gangster. And it's like, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. He's holding your attention with the retention beats. And a lot of people don't understand retention beats is weird. Where we made our entire career off of. Ironically, the biggest scene people remember from that movie is the scene without.

Well, I guess it had retention beats, but like the scene with no cuts. The one-er that they do in the nightclub. Oh, yeah. That's fucking rad. That was probably one of the gayest things we've ever done together is when we were sitting on the plane and you just like hand me an earbud and I'm just like, what, what? You're like, good fellas. I was like, okay. We just watched good fellas together for like two hours i don't know do you know about that yeah i think it was part of the live show tour

actually it's like i was just like handling my own shit on my phone he's just like oh hey bro good fellas it's like all right speaking of silly stuff um what the f**k happened i left on a different flight from you guys from new hampshire but i when we were on our way to the airport we stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental cars because we didn't have enough gas to get back to boston to catch our flights and at the gas station we were all just grabbing like energy drinks and gatorades and whatever the fuck we wanted and connor and like three other people in our group like brought stuff up i was like i'll just throw it on there i'll buy it whatever like it's not a big deal i'm just trying to expedite this so we can get going and connor's like oh well in that case if you're buying and he just like grabs you know those little tiny wooden boxes that you open

and there's like a little a little dog with the little jingly legs that you got when you were like three? He just like, in that case, he grabs it and throws it on the counter. And I was like, okay. I don't give a shit. Connor's just being funny. That's the most Connor core shit ever. Right. But like apparently the bug became an issue on your guys' flight home from what Connor said.

No, he just showed it. He was showing off his bug to the flight attendants and you guys? He was the only one because we were all in economy, business, whatever. I ended up paying for him to go to New Hampshire

because it was a last minute thing. He wasn't part of the trip. I was just like, oh, fuck it. I'll pay for your flight. I had to pay for his flight home and I was like, oh fuck it i'll pay for your flight so i uh i had to pay for his flight home and i was like oh like last minute the only uh ticket that was left available was first class so he was the only one in first class so he's getting hammered free drinks and like we're all fucking around you know we're we're we're we're hanging out and uh Connor, like every time the flight attendants come back and forth, he's just like, you want to see my cool bug? He showed that bug to everybody. Everybody seen the bug.

Everyone. Yeah. And it was like, it's a Connor bit, but if you don't know Connor. It's a weird skinny guy. It might be a flight risk. Yeah. They stuck the special kid in first class. Every time though,

he's like, cool bug. Let's see my cool bug. He would just turn around because we're like, we are in the first row behind first class. So he would just like turn around sometimes. He's like, pull out the bug. Have you seen my cool bug? Yes bug yes Connor we saw your cool bug it's very cool Connor

it was like we landed and then everyone was like wait for a moment and then everyone was just so beat and tired at that point everyone's like yeah we didn't everyone went home they didn't wait for each other anything it was like nope a single text and then it was like no we're't wait for each other anything it was like nope a single text

and then it was like no we're not waiting for each other everyone's tired and ready to go home and then we text each other it's like oh so good but as soon as I left the fucking airport he texted me a picture of the bug

have you seen it I never thought I wanted another autistic uncle until I met Connor. Yeah. So he brings me so much joy with this little bug, I guess. You should have seen Connor this morning. Oh, no.

He comes staggering down the stairs. You all right? I gotta get john to school jesus i woke up and i texted you at one time i was like hey did you make your flight because i went to bed at a decent human hour you're gonna be six i went to bed at a decent human hour. You got up at 6. I went to bed at 4. Oh, God. Godspeed. You guys are... It's worked out. I'm old.

It is. I just like, I'm like, I'm going to go home. Oh, yeah. We had the best job I've ever had. Best job we ever had. Dude, my liver, I just can't. I can't keep up with you guys at all anymore. I'm like, I don't even try. I'm like,'m like you know what i'm gonna go home and get some hydrate what's what's funny is we

don't judge you for it we actually kind of envy you a little bit we're just like man i bet eli feels great today especially every day in boston oh god i just for reference the first night we we all had an airbnb and the walls were like made of this just paper yeah i heard when you all came home and i was like oh so loud oh so hot sorry well i think it was just a miserable experience just fucking stairs that's the 90 degrees the ladder you mean? They were like the ladder There was like four steps Each one of them was 18 inches high You had to put on a harness and attach

Like a D-ring to a rope to climb The stairs That first night We almost got arrested we talked about that On the last podcast and we came home And just getting up those Stairs that was a but you could hear somebody like cody didn't you say it's like i heard somebody talking on their phone yeah like four rooms away whisper and then connor took a shower for an hour we literally He took a shower.

Self-love. Meditating. I was talking with Moody. He meditates really fast. Vigorously, some would say. Vigorously meditating. Freshwater jellyfish. Yeah, well, she was like, Moody was like, do you want to do it?

I was like, no, not here. Not here. Because, yeah, like what you were saying, I could hear someone talking. We appreciate that. As you guys were on the top bunk bed. Wow, Cody and Moody are eating macaroni. It was wild.

We appreciate the consideration because that would have been 5.1 HD surround sound for the rest of us. Dude, and there was one, Cody had one bathroom and then there was one for how many people? There's 12 people in the fucking house. Dude, they

one night and I was like, hey babe find us a hotel down the street new england is wild because every restaurant we went to there's a hundred motherfuckers there's a hundred heartbeats in this restaurant and there is one unisex bathroom why are there no bathrooms in new england dude the house again that was a big house. One bathroom. And then we showed up that day, and then y'all are just fighting over the bathroom because Connor's meditating. And everyone needed to piss. Connor's creating freshwater jellyfish. Connor meditated all over the floor of the bathroom, or the floor of the shower.

I remember. No, no, no. or the floor of the shower. I remember Connor, he was creating freshwater fucking jellyfish over Kimmy Granger likes it rough. He wouldn't stop telling us. The next morning, he just tweeted just that title on Twitter. No contest

or anything. He just tweeted just that. Finn went to bed because he took Sabbath and I's room after we left and he's like, yeah, I had the window open

cause it was hot and he's like, and then I got woke up at like two in the morning because Brandon and Connor were having a bro moment together outside my window. Who was it?

Uh, Finn. Oh no. You guys were drunk outside on the like balcony just doing a bro moment. We were out, we were in the parking lot. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. There's no privacy in those little shotgun houses they have there. We were actually kind of worried because we realized we were talking about some relatively sensitive shit. And we look over and we saw an open window. And we thought that was not part of our house we're like oh man some random neighbor was just really learned some group lore and it was just fan and he's under an nda so that's fine that and we know where he lives yeah and then me and sav didn't try to make macaroni either because, again, paper thin walls. And hearing your guys' voices make me flaccid really fast.

It would be awkward if it made you bricked up. Wait, wait, wait. Now go. Today we're talking about. Load size large. Walk out. High five Nick for no reason drink some Gator

and go back to bed I didn't realize I was playing co-op that fucking hype god dang it yeah Boston wherever we were can we say New Hampshire

I can't wait for that body cam to come out where I'm just totally shit talking a cop. It's hilarious. You said it's hilarious. I fucking feel bad about it. Why? I don't know. He did a bad job. It's a learning moment.

I'm still surprised you can get detained without. He had no right to detain us. That's why I was so angry. Yeah, you were angry because he was doing a bad job. There's nothing wrong with that. You're like a secret shopper. But for cops. You're undercover, boss.

You're like a secret shopper, except you were actually drunk. Please do a fucking... On today's episode, I'm going to pretend to be hammered. Can you break down that video? You recorded it. I'm not going to lie, it was kind of funny. It was hilarious. As soon as they pulled up, I went

heh heh heh. The shit, this group. It was funny because me and you were very comfortable with the situation and everyone else was so not having it you know like connor's like i don't talk to cops cigarettes like dale gribble i don't talk to cops i don't talk to cops he said it like 15 times he's like double fisting cigarettes. I know my rights. And the dude, I like my perspective because again, I went home early.

You were sleeping. I would wake up and then hear the story. And I thought it was a joke at first. Then the next day I come back and they're like, yeah, we tried to go back to the same bar. I'm like, you still thought it was a joke. No. The first night I figured at the breakfast, everyone's hungover. I'm like, oh, you guys went hard last night. I'm like, we almost got arrested.

I'm like, ah! Finn pulls out camera. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Okay. It was just like, Eli, how was your night? Oh, I slept pretty well.

How'd yours go? We got detained. Then the? Oh, I slept pretty well. How'd yours go? We got detained. Then the next day, I come back. We went back to the same place. I'm like, why? My favorite, though, was the plan. Because funny, Eli. I know.

Because funny. The plan for the third night of getting the Amazon, like the Groucho Marx glasses with the mustache and nose. Wearing a disguise. I'm like, come on. If you guys don't have a sense of humor about this one, you're fucking lost. I can't help you. On that note, we close. We'll do an after show for like 10 minutes.

Do an after show. Guys, I hope you follow our Patreon too because we do an after show where we go absolutely off the rails if we haven't already. Cody says the N-word. Dude, I will drop so many alerts. A Patreon hits a new record. Thank you guys for joining the Unsubscribe podcast, because I was joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, herrera myself donald operator and we love you join the patreon after show because it's going to be fun we love you kisses okay bye

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