Unsubscribe Podcast - 211 - Cody's Big News & Eli's New Show | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 211

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

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It has. What's up? Beautiful faces. Nick's in town. Y'all are in town. Everyone at Cody, you have life updates. Everyone has updates. Y'all fucking engaged.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. everyone at cody you have life updates everyone has updates we got fucking engaged yeah yeah dude when's the last time we did a uh just a gang podcast like this it's been a month and a half month yeah according to the internet like a week ago but yeah a week ago that's true hey guys we're happy to have you here we're lucky to be together always getting always getting married i am i am i got engaged at the hotel del Coronado, Coronado Island, out there in San Diego. How was it? It was good, dude. Someone's going to make an honest man out of me. I'm going to have a little Mexican babies running around, hopefully, next year.

I can't wait till your kids cut my grass. Yeah, dude. It's good. Okay, Mr. Herrera. Hey, look. I had to do it. It's a rite of passage. He cut my grass. My kids cut his grass. It's a rite of passage. He cut my grass.

My kids cut his grass. It's a whole give and take. Your kid's name, B. That's weird. That's weird, dude. Cut the yard, god damn it. John C. Garrett. God.

You don't have them yet. You can't say that. It's in queue. It's fine. You don't have them yet. You can't say that. Thank you. It's fine. So you had a whole thing planned out, and she didn't know about it. You even had a photographer there, right? Yeah, we brought a Phoenix out who does beautiful strangers on Instagram. Why is Finn following us?

Don't worry about it. Labs are. No, no, don't expect anything. Just play it cool'd it go though like it was good man uh went out to the beach on the hotel dell right in front of the hotel dell coronado and and uh like i said my friend phoenix was out there and i was trying to distract her because she was looking at him she's like he looks familiar i was like no no he doesn't look familiar look at that wave out there that wave is crazy there's surfers and stuff out there in the thing and so finn or not finn excuse me he's the photographer yeah phoenix the photographer he's like that way that way that way

that way that way and so i'm like trying to distract her while i'm walking out there and i'm looking at him you're doing the soy jack meme oh look that that mountain out there looks cool doesn't it like dude i'm gonna put this reflector right here just oh trash you know it's like getting the perfect light set up for one shot is that he was doing all that for a single shot yeah yeah what was funny is his disguise when he facetimed later he's like he's wearing i love phoenix to death he's like one of my favorite people. Very genuine wholesome guy. Wearing this gay little hat that is just like, oh, this is my disguise.

And Moody was like, that was the reason I identified him. He had the nose. He had glasses on the nose. He's like, hello! The Groucho Mark shades. No one knows who I am, right? Well, she recognized him because he had the fucking hat on

he was like i wore it so she wouldn't recognize me but she was like look at that guy with the hat right there it's like no don't look at that guy don't look at that don't look at that guy if there was somebody wearing that hat on the beach that would be all i could look at it's like one of those like 1920s paper boy hats oh my god i mean like the uncircumcised hats? Like the Peaky Blinders. Yeah, with the foreskin over the bell. If somebody was wearing that on the beach at Hotel Del Coronado, that would be

the only thing I was looking at. He even sewed the razors into the hat, too. It was weird, man. He cut a homeless guy. Yeah, he killed a homeless man while we were on the beach. My name's Eagle. Geneva? He did yell at some people, by the beach. My name's Eagle. Geneva. He did yell at some people, by the way. To get out of the way of the photos.

Because we were walking down there, and we've been planning this all morning. And he was walking down there, and some people stepped in the shot. And as we're walking down, I can see him screaming at people. He's like, get the fuck out of the way. Will you marry me? Fucking move! Move, bitch! He's like like whoa okay good time good time zoe who's that guy in the funny hat yelling at people and threatening baby don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry and then she said yes obviously yeah yeah well

she didn't say yes she hugged my head and cried yeah and cried a little bit always cried did you cry yeah out of my penis you just any romance go on I cried out my penis also his mother I know I gotta hold back the jokes now let's get it out of the way

now she knows you've had sex it's gonna be a good episode today tonight's gonna be rough for the second one oh just like fucking Nashville like the Nashville live show where we did two shows in one night the first show was like alright got right, got the nerves out. Then the second show, we were just belligerent.

Everyone loved it the entire time. It was a good time. It was a rough, rough fucking time. Two shows in a row. Hey, if anybody's carrying a gun in here, show it to us now. Oh, that's the one that was super weird and they thought we all had guns. Yeah, that was the one

they were scared of us. One fan walks up with an empty tube and everybody freaks out. AT4s do look like rocket launchers. They are rocket launchers. If you don't know better, I'd be like, huh. Well, the manager of the show, we've talked about this before on the podcast. The manager of the show came back and he's like, the staff is really scared of you guys. I was like, why? Someone brought a rocket launcher into the theater. the show came back and he's like the staff is really scared of you guys like why someone brought

a rocket launcher into the theater ah it doesn't work it's fine it's not a real rocket launcher we're all carrying it's good they'll protect you i promise that yeah this would be the worst place for somebody to try something have a beat fuck around find out most of the audience is like prior service of some some capacity there's probably a couple guns in the room oh yeah there's a couple guns it's gonna be like a zombie movie they just like slowly rip the criminal apart i guarantee it would just be a horde in what was it atlanta no it was san diego hannah got too high off that edible and after the show she was freaking out and she we let her talk about that yeah she ate far too much of an edible that she should not have eaten from a stranger no it was from her brother from a dispensary but it was

like this is a hundred milligrams have one square it's not working after 10 minutes. I'm going to eat the whole thing type of a situation. 100 milligrams. So she's on fucking Pluto by the time the show gets done. She's freaking out. She's walking extraordinarily well. 5 milligrams is like, we'll fucking send you to the moon. So 100 milligrams, you have seen God. You talk to him.

You go back. You're living life. So she's having a panic attack. So she's like having a panic attack. And she's like, I don't want you doing live shows anymore. Out of all those people there looking at you, it's so scary. What if one person there wanted to kill you? Blah, blah, blah. I was like, sweetheart, if somebody was going to kill me and they did it at my live show,

my last moments would be getting to watch the 2,499 other people literally rip them into pieces. It'd be so hilarious. Literally a zombie movie. Arms and limbs flying about and getting ripped open. Why are they eating him? Everybody goes home

with a piece of fuckhead. It's disgusting. She was a champ, though. She was a champ. She had the time of her life i just remember walking up in her eyes like this getting the door dash dude for papa murphy's that i had to call at 2 a.m after the show to get her food was pissed because we had to get food to coronado across the door dash drivers love driving pizza across that big ass bridge he messaged me he's like hey man just so you know this is gonna be like 25 minutes of my fucking life driving across this bridge i was like i'll take care of your tip don't worry about it

my bad my bad it's an interesting bridge uh i don't think it's that crazy though what like it's not that big of a like it's a big bridge, but it takes fucking two minutes to go over. I think just like if you're doing DoorDash, you get a drive that's kind of out there compared to where everything else is. If you're just delivering drunk people food at one in the morning, running from Taco Bell to houses and back.

Don't they account for that, though? Distance? I have no idea. Distance? Sometimes, I think, but still, it's at the whim. It could be probably like if there's any tolls for that though what distance i have no idea distance sometimes i think but still it's at the whim it could be probably like if there's any tolls for that it was drunk and it was 2 a.m i don't care i'll give them a big dip it's fine you got stuck on the tarmac i want to hear that i know you were probably there's no story and it's the plane showed up 30 minutes early and they're like oh well the plane in front of you showed up late so they just pulled in so now we have to sit here and sit on the plane for another hour

do nothing the entire time how's it it was yeah pretty straightforward standard airplane bullshit because you know like the ac on planes doesn't really work when they're on the ground or when i'm fat so i'm just imagining well that was next part. I'm just imagining sitting next to you on the ground, on the tarmac, just waiting. It's true. And just getting my left side of my arm progressively more moist. You're just breathing heavily. I'm sitting next to some kid that got upgraded. He was coming out here to see his sister graduate to be a Navy Corpsman. So he was cool the entire time, which is unfortunate because I love when I end up

sitting in first class and it's just some snooty bitch that's mad that I exist the entire time. It's hilarious. Well, this guy win a contest or something? Dude, that's the look you get every time and I love it. My favorite part is like going

out with our crowd you get a bunch of just tattooed guys and t-shirts and you know wearing camo shit you go to like a nice steakhouse and just the looks that we get do you remember that one time they stopped us from going to the bathroom they escorted us it was fucking wild the the servers it was like a pretty pretty nice joint, but it was like a couple years ago. It was in San Antonio. I think it was Batty. Me, Batty, you, and Cody were going to the bathroom. I think it was like a party or something. Yeah, we had a bunch of people out there.

We were getting up to go to the bathroom, and they thought we were dying and dashing, so the servers formed a wall, a human wall in front of the front door. Yeah, they were like, follow us and then escort us to the bathroom because we couldn't find it, obviously. Like, the implication was they thought

we were going to sprint out on the wall. I thought you guys wanted to play Red Rover. You just run out of time. I win. Okay, where's the restroom at? It's like, what the fuck? Like, now I want to do it out of principle. So, last time I was here, I brought my dad down, and I bought him a first-class plane ticket because he'd never sat first class.

And it's like a 6 in the morning flight. We're headed back to Iowa. And my dad is probably still drunk from the night before and the dude sitting next to him is just like overly aggressively nice business suit with like this big ass fancy Breitling watch on like all this bullshit and he's just visibly mad that my dad is sitting next to him in a fat electrician shirt and my dad just leans into it my dad drank like fucking six jack and cokes 6 a.m on his flight next to this guy hell yeah just furious the whole time my dad's sitting there eating beef jerky drinking jack and coke because if you guys don't know in first class they'll just feed you drinks and it's free

right at the beginning too before you take off yeah they'll say what do you want to drink before we take off and they'll just feed you a drink yeah their dad's just going ham oh dude my dad's like i don't want to cost you any more money i was like dad it's free drinks in first class are free he goes fuck literally like yes he's trying to be respectful and immediately free that would be disrespectful to not drink as much as possible since you already paid for it. It's like an all-inclusive resort for him now. He's like, oh, fuck.

I've never been cut off on a plane before. Cody? No. I think Cody's almost got cut off on a flight before. Weren't we on a flight one time where the lady was like, you've had too much to drink. We've only had two drinks and we haven't been drinking all day. I don't think, I don't think I was there for that. I think that was the one where you were in California, but I don't remember. Yeah. I had one lady come up and I think we just had a differing political views,

might've been wearing a shirt or something that she didn't like and came up and was like, you're cut off. I'm like, ma'am, respectfully, I'm in first class. I haven't drank today and I just want a drink. She's like, no, you're cut off and wouldn't let me drink. Yeah, it was weird. Weird stuff. What was the fun? It was one of the live shows because I remember Rich was there

and the one stewardess was just literally not even bringing drinks anymore, just giving out the miniature bottles like she would do like four of them in her fist just set up on your tray in front of you i was like what is happening yeah so sometimes you get like the really nice ones and then sometimes you get the ones that are like no no more it's weird dude it's just like a coin toss anytime you fly that's the general rule of life though like if you're just sweet to people, exactly like, yeah, there's no reason to be an asshole. Just,

just be nice. Like befriend the people. You get better service. Everybody has a better time. It's like, it's a win-win. Don't be an asshole. But sometimes you get those just,

they want to be a dick. Yeah. Yeah. And like anytime we fly, there's, there's, we don't act up. We don't,

we're not loud. We don't fight with other passengers. Like we're the nicest people ever. We've occasionally been kind of loud. Okay. We did have the lady on one of the live tours come up, and she's like, you guys are in a band or something, right? You remember her? Yep.

I remember the first one. No, I remember that one. What's the one where you get there's no assigned seating? Is that Southwest? Yeah. I remember the first tour we were going on i don't remember the venue but we do this cute that well cody and brandon do this cute thing where they don't board the plane until they're calling your name over the loudspeakers because you're at the bar so i participated in that as well but because it's southwest the only thing

left is fucking middle seats so i'm walking down the middle seat and i see two like smaller women and i'm sitting between the two smaller women because i'm fat and that's the most room that makes sense like tetris and i go excuse me can i sit behind you and cody behind me goes ha you gotta sit next to the fucking fat guy the whole plane gets dead ass quiet and we don't know that we know each other that's some of my favorite shit is when the plane has no clue we're all

tight the hijinks you can get out do you remember that one where it was this most recent live tour because we were all flying somewhere but it was all first class like all the hosts were first class and Rich was being fucking rich oh when you walked it was it the

one where it was like oh my god is that your YouTuber we always fuck with each other too we fuck with each other all the time so we're never loud I'm like we have the propensity to be quite loud was that the one where it was like or were you fucking fucking who was it when

they like brandon walked around i know rich did that to me at least once but i think we've done it to everybody at some point yep and they're just like egging it on with the stewardess it's like oh no you really should ask like seriously he's a somebody oh and it goes that's what it was you and then you guys joined it's like holy shit it's fat electrician just going towards fat electrician the youtube star dude i don't i don't think it was last i remember where the flight was it was recent it might have been for the drive tanks thing or the time before one of the two i'm in like the third or fourth row back the dude in the very front row so it's just like the wall with the tv screen on front of him i sit down he's three seats in front of me and on his screen he just has his phone sitting on top of the tv he's watching his phone i'm not like paying attention to it and

the two women in front of me are like snickering back and forth and then pointing at me and looking and i like take my headphones off i was like yeah and she's like is that you and the dude is watching one of my videos at the front of screen i was like oh yeah yeah that's that's me it was it was something that's wild i had that in san fran where i was uh i was doing the speaking engagement for young americans for liberty and like i was at the the bar like waiting for my flight and i i look over and the guy next to me like literally from me to you guy next to me is watching your video and i'm just like i'm not gonna say anything just drink and move on there was one uh i always love that where you know you're making fun of

somebody or you're one of our friends for being fucking YouTube famous or whatever. But the fucking earlier at the brunch place, we're like, we had a couple drinks and we were just like, alright, we gotta bail out because we gotta go work. And the waitress

is just like, oh, work? Now you're going to go work? What do you guys do? Connor? Are you talking to Connor? Yeah, Connor says. What do you guys do connor are you talking about connor yeah connor says like what do you do what do you do for work he's like odd bludgeon puppies to death with a hammer without skipping a beat and then i go and nordstrom rack and nordstrom the girl's face you weren't there for that she goes oh oh oh the cool connor kevin going he's like yeah that's what we do yeah it really it really stressed after norsum rack and then just

damn god you couldn't just say youtube or something and then we can bludgeon puppies brandon got recognized it was like brandon gonzalez my favorite part he's like oh yeah no i i voted for you and i was like brandon gonzalez that was hilarious just the wrong mexican last name my favorite part he's like oh yeah no i i voted for you and i was like i hope you didn't vote gonzalez because that was wrong fucking guy dude he knew brandon brandon is that you brandon is that you brandon's like yeah he's like brandon gonzalez like walks up and shakes his head it was funny sorry he didn't say puppies he said grown. We beat grown dogs to death with hammers. Sorry, grown dogs. He didn't say puppies. He said grown dogs makes it. We beat dogs to death with hammers.

Why do you start at the tail? It was a hard shift at Nordstrom Rack. Yeah, it was a hard shift at Nordstrom Rack. Holiday. Holy shit. He's like, God damn it. And then I rolled through a

stop sign in my gated community and the cop followed me here subtle flex but all right i i it's a gay community i don't think about like stop my wife grew up in a town without stop signs you got one in your gated community that's exactly that's wild that he was he followed you here though yeah i saw his car catty cornered into the part and into our little driveway there i was like he was really trying to get you i was i had no idea i was like oh he's following me cool because i just wrote it's fucking i just assumed it was ice the same fuck they got me rolled up pulled in he followed all the way to the house get out and he And he's like, Hey, you, Eli! I was like,

what's up, man? He's like, Oh, never mind. I was like, Oh, hey, blah, blah. She's saying, thank you for what you're doing. I was like, Oh, the guys, you want to meet them? He's like, Can I? I'm like, yeah, come on. And immediately everyone's like, Oh, what's up? We had a Bear County deputy that was just in the fucking podcast.

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I like Connor walked out in his bathing suit and then walked away immediately. He's just in shorts. While listening to music on a cassette player. I didn't know we were a cassette player. I didn't know we were accepting company. I didn't either. Picture Connor just wearing his shorty shorts outside sunbathing and walking in and there's a cop there.

And he's still got his fucking tape player in his hand. Connor's just defaults back to base settings. I don't talk to cops. Are you showing the class your tape player that you have? You got a fucking Walkman? People music.

Connor's one of those that I've never called it. It's like a box moves across the floor and I'm like there certainly could be a person. That's not good for sutherland that's jim that's jamming out you're just watching one of your buddy gets ripped up in the sky we got everyone in the mgs5 right now like oh jesus everyone is playing thanks for getting

my son addicted to drugs again like fuck dude and mgs5 you know mgs5 yeah dude it was heroin now you guys got him on fucking metal gear 5 he he's we watched him for a night. He came over, hung out, and then just had the... He just watched play. John's boofing the Konami fence. He made him buy it. Brandon's fucking killing it. And Connor just started playing it. Everyone's playing that game right now.

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to do. Such a good song. It is a great song. I was listening to it on the way here. That's on my playlist. In the game, you know how you can play the cassette? Yeah. I've started doing that now. I didn't realize you could do that during missions. That's all I do. You just turn on your ipod it's like baby driver it is it's all 80s shit too it's all fucking good like the final countdown by europe and like shit like that

billy idol uh fucking rebel yell you get in your vehicle just run people over try and come steal john started asking me about the the lore of the when you kidnap someone he was kidnapping puppies too you tie him to the balloon oh yep he was like oh this is all fake right i was like no the cia actually attached people to balloons and a c-130 will come by and pick them up with a hook back in the day he was like wait that's real like yeah see i did that back in the day buddy it's wild oh there... They experimented with a bunch of it, right? For, like, rapid extraction? Uh-huh. Yep. That had to kill a few people.

Yeah. I mean... I don't think that was going from zero to 700 miles an hour immediately. Yeah, I would assume so. Yeah, you'd have to break a few eggs, man. A real stretchy bungee for that. Yeah, dude. Make an omelet.

Break a few eggs. Dude, I would not want to be testing that one. That's like prisoners get tested first. We'll reduce your sentence. Just test this out for us. First one died. Was that Skyhook? Or what was that?

Skyhook. Okay. Yeah. Batman did it in Dark Knight, right? Threw that little Asian man out the window. Yeah. You could have just said Asian man. Fallen extract the Asian guy.

Yeah. Take it, bitch. Oh, man. I want to talk about Jon's lore this summer, Nick. Oh, man. I want to talk about John's lore this summer, Nick. Oh, boy. What? John's going to be going to camp with Nick for a couple weeks this summer. Send to Iowa.

Two, three weeks. Forget it. Yeah. What was it? Send to Dagestan. Two, three years. Forget it. Dagestan.

Wait, okay. What's going on? John's going to come do jujitsu and learn how to sell t-shirts. Yeah, John's going to live with him for two or three weeks, and they're going to sell t-shirts and do jiu-jitsu. Yeah. Are t-shirts made here? Yeah.

No, John's making the shirts. John's like weaving. He's like Quagg Duck. Okay. Oh, that's interesting. Okay, that's why you brought it up when we were talking about Asian guy. Yeah, because like straight suffering, that's what I'm talking about he's gonna go with nick he's gonna learn how to how to suffer and and weave t-shirts quack bang t-shirts on his own that's gonna be good when do you get them

uh whenever summer starts yeah whatever he wants really i love this i can roll now so we're good yeah it's gonna be selling all your t-shirts it's like the dave chapelle bit like i got a whole last sweatshop down there. No, it just means Cody's going to start selling some merch for once. Damn. God damn. Ow. Jesus.

Taking poison. My heart and my soul. Taking poison damage. Oh. Ah. Oh. One, one, one. Ow.

Oh. Ah. Oh. Oh. Ah. He's going to come back a little monster. I hope so. Be good. He's big enough, kid. He's going to come back a little monster. I hope so. He's big enough, kid.

He's about your size now, man. He is not 260 pounds. You know what? He's getting there. He's bigger than me. I don't know. He'd beat Connor. My sons. I love you. Don't set me up to hurt you like that.

We were at Topgolf the other day. Fucking John and Connor were getting into it, just like shit-talking each other. He's like, am I going to have to fucking fight a 16-year-old? And I'm like, I would recommend striking because I'm not confident about your odds if he hits you on the ground. Well, I mean, sometimes, you know, we'll be at the house.

We'll have a couple drinks in this and be like all right fight john like an animal not not compared to nick but just bring out the rancor john has some ground game on him so i'm excited to send him to nick's place for a couple weeks just to have some fun do that some corn fuck every time cody comes down from his room with john on a leash it's like hopper the crazy grasshopper from a bug's life tore him away from his anime to beat up your friends every fucking time we get drunk running around having a child is basically like having a pokemon essentially watch it fight people John use claw attack John use claw attack

the sooner you beat up Uncle Connor the sooner you can get back to your hentai John get back he just throw a rock at his head and knock him out painted red and white with a circle on it John use boulder John use 9mm. Just throw a gun next to him.

Dun, dun, dun. Oh, God. He's learning from my cop tape. John, throw an unregistered firearm near him. John uses an unregistered firearm. The drop screwdriver. Did you see that meme that went viral on X last week? Which is?

It was a listing for a gun. It was on like Gun Broker or whatever, some gun auction website. But it was, what's it called where like the police department's selling it off? Yeah, it's like an evidence locker gun. Oh, yeah. So it was a high point, but it didn't say evidence locker it said like former cop carry gun or something and it was a high point and some like a drop gun some army dude commented and he's like at first i was wondering why the cops would have a high point

yeeter and then i remembered why we carried a pkm when i was in the army that post went viral. Why is that, Nick? Oh, man. Yeah, I got paid. Dude, are there any buybacks coming up soon? We've already done a couple of Mio and Elon. You seen that one ever?

So I was talking to my boy. Big shout out to Wes Riddell. I was talking to him. Apparently on Monday, they've got some. That got sent to me today by my other buddies. talking to him apparently on Monday. They've got some. That got sent to me today by my other buddies. I've never seen it before. That's so good. They should invent a gun that doesn't whisper stuff to you.

That's a Connor gun right there, dude. But my boy Wes was telling me that they've got a bunch of gun bills that they're voting on in Texas in a couple days. And one of them is basically bans state sponsored gun buybacks. Good. Because they don't fucking do anything. Although it's going to hurt my content. Yeah, it's fun to go to those as me and Eli have seen coming with you to those things.

Fuck you, Shaq. Why didn't you show up, dog? Where's Shaq? It was your gun buyback. I bought and built out the gaudiest deer hunting rifle for Iowa this year. It's hilarious. What did you do, Nick? Marlin, the lever action company, came out with a Magpul edition.

So it's a Magpul stock, Magpul M-Lok front grip on a stainless steel lever action 45-70. And it's a trapper edition so the whole gun is only like this big because i always got those uh one of those states that has like the gay hunting law yeah so it's got i was so flat you have to hunt with straight wall cartridge so like you can't hunt with any high-powered rifles yeah so it used to be shotgun only forever i love the idea like you can't hunt with a high-power rifle. So instead, I'm using a.45-70 government. I mean, the logic is the.45-70

is like, it's hitting the dirt after 300 yards. It's a bison killer. I'm like, yeah. So I have that gun with a fucking can on it because they just legalized suppressed hunting in Iowa and a ACOG.

Oh, yeah. That's all we need. You want to know why you've never seen a buffalo in the wild? 45-70 government. That's true. Colorado just came out with their bullshit this morning. They finally signed that bill, right? Yeah.

Detachable magazine, own rifles. It was a super restrictive gun bill, as I know. We were fighting it for a while. Oh, so it's like California's legislation. I think it's worse. Yeah, in a couple ways, it's kind of worse. Everyone was happy and clapping. They're like, oh, yay, no more Detachable Magazines.

Crime will go down. Yeah, crime's gonna drop now. We can't wait to see how this works. It's almost like we've seen it before and that doesn't have any correlation to crime whatsoever oh fucking wild it was there was the video where it was basically a bunch of people that were testifying in front of the state legislature like please don't take my constitutional rights away from me this is illegal you shouldn't be doing this and it was the state legislator that was drawing on her ipad she was doing like

a coloring book that's the one i said it was multiple people legislator that was drawing on her ipad she was doing like a coloring book that's the one i say it was multiple people's like watching videos doing anything but paying attention yeah fuck you all right something something never mind i gotta ask you chicago crime in 2025 how many people have been shot in Chicago this year. Man, that's down. 104, yeah. 104 homicides. In one city.

The strictest gun laws in the country. That is... It's working. I tried having that argument with somebody, and they were like, well, yeah, but the only reason they have that is because in indiana the gun laws are so relaxed that people from chicago just drive to indiana and buy guns and then do violent gun crime and i go cool so then why isn't indiana as dangerous as chicago hmm well okay well those factors what's the other factors involved? I've been told it's socioeconomic. What is registered gun violence versus non-registered? Do you ever have any bad habits?

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yeah a lot of people steal guns specifically just for crime weird yeah crazy believe me when i dip my toe into crime i'll definitely be using the guns that i bought myself at the store i definitely won't be acquiring sketchy guns to do bad things with also hunting with a suppressor was illegal yes what's the logic on that people are retarded the people that make the laws about guns don't understand guns oh yeah yeah they watch movies do we do we need to get in a whole conversation on why democracy sucks is that where this is going the video of the indian guy it's like a democracy of the people by the the people, for the people. But the people are retarded.

Exactly. Brandon, you have more ATF stuff coming up. Or is it just focusing on that bill and then whatever else you're rolling out? Because you were up there last week in Austin doing some stuff too. You're going the whole government route again, aren't you? Well, that was like the term limit stuff. We were working on some of that stuff up there, but I am friends with a couple of the state reps

who are just doing really base shit right now, which like any support I can give for that is awesome. I just like being able to do stuff. You know, there's a lot of people that talk about doing stuff. I like to at least be useful for something. But yeah, well, I was going to be talking about some of the ATF stuff that they're rolling back. Because Cash is out now. Cash is no longer ATF head.

It's the guy who is military, right? Dorsey, Secretary of the Army. He was also a, I think he was a Republican lawmaker from North Carolina. But he's pretty decent. They also fired the Deputy Director of of the atf who's a total shithead he was the guy who was responsible for the arm brace stuff and he also uh like he got he had like medals and shit from his uh service at waco like had been in the atf for 35 fucking years and was like just bragging about all the unconstitutional stuff they've been able to do.

That guy should have been fired day one. That fuck yeah. You'd be in jail. Army Secretary Daniel. No shit. Army Sec. I don't really have a line of comms with him yet, but I am cautiously optimistic.

Sounds like he's got a good track record. Just learn guns. Just have people the way the wait time for sbrs and suppressors is still really low so so funny cool if there wasn't a wait time but i i know something about that uh the the reason why do you know why the wait time shot to zero basically because they know they're about to lose the ability to have tax stamps, so they're trying to green light and collect as much money as possible, if I had to guess. It's actually way more insidious than that. Okay. So it was kind of like, why did the trains in Germany run on time? You know, kind of shit like that. that what they were trying to do is they were expecting uh this is from what i've what i've

heard you know inside and out they were expecting the arm brace thing to pass or like to to be like confirmed by the courts and shit like that basically if you had an arm brace or whatever like you would have to have uh registered that as an nfa item like as an sbr so they built a huge infrastructure system because they were expecting millions of people to be registering their arm brace pistols and shit like that because they were going to make it a felony. And so it literally, they were- That time they sold tens, if not hundreds of millions to firearms, to random everyday citizens and sporting goods stores, and then decided it was illegal and they needed to give them money to be able to keep shit they bought legally.

Where they were literally going to turn millions of law otherwise law-abiding americans into felons overnight because of an arbitrary ruling yeah that was the exact time dope but they built the infrastructure because they were basically going to be pointing a gun at the average uh american gun owner and saying register it or you it's 10 years in prison and a 250 000 fine per right per per infraction that's that's the terrifying it's 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Per, right? Per infraction. That's the terrifying. It's per infraction. So, yeah, that's why NFA wait times accidentally went through the floor

because that shit got disposed of. Good. So, the reason why it happened wasn't super cool uh but i'm glad it did when are we gonna get like a huge anti-gun guy on the podcast so me and brandon everybody can just rip them apart just actually hear their side i think a lot of people are scared of us to be completely honest man i've tried to invite people on the podcast they're like no no we have invited people with like somewhat conflicting views and they just, we've even invited some of those people to range day.

Yeah. It was like, Hey, come out and like, seriously, like no strings attached and come out and see what the culture is actually like. Instead of, you know, you're whatever you think it is up here. A preconceived notion. It's like the guy that you'll get along surprisingly with everyone. You'll see.

We're not, everyone's just good dudes. Everybody's polite when everybody's got a gun. Well, like we, like I think we might've talked about it before. We had some people come out to the, like one of the last range days that we did, who works for some platforms that we work with.

And they're like, we thought you guys were going to be unsafe rednecks. It's like, no, we like, this is the most safe environment to shoot a machine gun ever in because they won't say it openly but then you call them on it like you thought we were a bunch of dumb hicks didn't you and they're just like like nervous if you if

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And then we have the Sheriff's department standing by also. So like if you're unsafe, yeah, we're like, Hey, drag that person out of here right now. They're not welcome ever again. Yeah.

We had a bunch of active duty flight paramedics and shit like that. Like we, we had, you know, we got infrastructure there to do it as safe as we possibly can, you know, even for the worst case scenario. But you know,

we're just a bunch of dumb hicks. What do we know? Like shooting machine guns and stuff. Hey, one of my shooting gloves have those hard knuckle pieces. case scenario but you know we're just a bunch of dumb hicks what do we know that like shooting machine guns and stuff one of my shooting gloves have those hard knuckle pieces so it doesn't hurt when i drag them on the ground like a fucking idiot 24 7 smooth break nick hornby nick hornby you um met a dude i didn't know so any military story any of the world war one world war two heroes any story on an individual it's all in the congressional library you can get them documented or digitized and then put it in to always live on there and then family members

can just type in their name pull it up uh older dude he was in the military then he did something with the secretary of defense or he's a doctor guy very old him and his wife sweethearts he had a story i was like i tried to google the guy i'll get his direct name kid joined at 12 years old this is world war ii joined forged he had a hobo forged documents for him that was like back in their days right here yeah time period and it was like, oh, so Hobo. How old are you? I think I'm 16. Brought the Hobo.

Oh, okay. To the recruiter, Hobo's like, yep, my kid's 18 or 16. Whatever the signing age to sign him on. He's like, yep, go. Boom. 12 years old. He is a sergeant at 15 years old jumping out of airplane. He did battle bulge and something else so he's

a sergeant already and then they go and then kick him out of the military because like you lied about your age they found out he's 15 finally i think it was his mom his mom wrote a letter to him because he finally wrote and then she wrote a letter to the army it was like hey my kid is joined at 12 he's 15 right now uh can i have him back so then he has to go back to high school he does high school for a couple years then goes back dude that's what happened to jack lucas no shit jack the dude that won the medal of honor i did a whole video on him so he he didn't watch his content you like his dad or his stepdad was like a used car salesman that just wanted to get him out of the way and he's like i want to join the army so his stepdad the

used car salesman comes in is like smooth talks the recruiter convinces him that no he is at 17 or 18 whatever the fuck the age limit was when he was like 15 so he ends up joining the army he's at uh i think it was iwo jima and he fucking jumps on a live grenade and then grabs another live grenade and pulls it under him both grenades blow up somehow he fucking survives oh he ends up getting the medal of honor and then he has to go back to high school because they found out he wasn't old enough so homie was rolling up to high school the The most decorated war hero. With a medal of honor to finish high school.

Like, how would you say to these kids? It's like a fucking 15-year-old going to high school. Or like that. It's like, yeah, I took two grenades. What do you do? It reminds me of that movie, like, Catch Me If You Can. Like, uh, the Frank Abagnale? frank uh frank abagnale yeah

having a frank abagnale yeah like it just cheat like uh at a young age he was just lying or when he did the um when he pretended to be the substitute teacher he was a substitute teacher the fucking the airline pilot like he pretended to be a doctor like all sorts of shit but have you heard the controversy about that since there's like the there's actual controversy that uh apparently uh they're saying that like half of his story was made up which is hilarious because he was a con man that's like he supposedly passed the bar exam too in the movie that's what they said but like there's some controversy about like they're like some of the dates that you gave us for this you were in jail when that allegedly happened it's it's hilarious that the story about like one of the greatest like youngest con men ever is like

potentially a con a con man surprise conception no it's uh what he did because he even worked for fbi or whoever the government for fake and fraudulent checks because he was so good at that and i know he caught a fuck ton of people because of it and later on i think he went to go uh like found like a uh anti-fraud firm or something like that like a security firm that basically handled stuff like that. Just feel good on them. Pulling the ladder up on everybody else. What a piece of shit. And I made mine.

Fuck y'all down there. It's a great movie too. Is that mouse? Turn that milk into butter. Was it Scorsese? Did Scorsese do that? Was it Spielberg? You want to Yeah. Was it Scorsese? Oh, did Scorsese do that? Catch Me If You Can? Was it Spielberg?

Spielberg. Spielberg. Spielberg. You want to know what a good fucking movie is? The Death of a Unicorn. I just watched it in theater with my wife like two days ago. It's hilarious. It's got Paul Rudd and that girl that plays the girl from the Addams Family in the new fucking rerun or whatever.

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Super popular actress. I have not seen it. Such a good movie. Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday Addams. What's herams what's your girl that plays her it's her and paul rudd and they like go out and they're meeting with some like dying businessmen with cancer or whatever and he's like on his deathbed and paul rudd's the lawyer that's gonna like oversee the estate and he's like trying to close this deal and they fucking spoiler alert they hit a unicorn on their way up

there into this guy's like huge mansion out in the woods and the unicorn dead body they don't know what to do so they throw it in the trunk and then the unicorn has like healing properties and it turns into like this whole shit show just spirals but it's just this movie of like there's zero fat on the movie it's like john wick like there's no background this is fun to watch here's what happened just action for an hour and 20 minutes five minute conclusion fucking credits roll the end just turn your brain off and laugh yeah just fun shit this is fucking wild cocaine cocaine bear kind of i haven't seen cocaine bears oh dude is it good have you watched it no i haven't. I haven't seen Cocaine Bear. Oh, dude.

Is it good? Have you watched it? No, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it either. I just know the premise. Is this like Hobo with a Shotgun? Yeah, it's good. Cocaine Bear is, I think it was just like, hey, let's just have fun with this. Well, it's based off real life. Yeah, other than they like, well, extremely loosely.

Yeah. Well, it's like every horror movie ever. This is based off of true events. It's like there was, in fact, a farmhouse. There was a farmhouse where somebody heard some steps one day. A cocaine bear. They have the kids do coke in it, too. What? Yeah, dude, that movie's a fun-ass time.

The kids find it. They don't know what it is. They accidentally get into it. This cocaine's too hot. This cocaine's too cold. They're like, what're like what's wrong this cocaine's just right what's wrong with your kid i don't know and he's like i feel so good like they're running the bear is just mauling everyone everyone that's violent as shit and then it's just coked up out of its mind it falls in love with cocaine so then it's just speaking of cocaine uh and to kill a unicorn the who's the the actor he's like the nerdy kid and meet the we're the

millers or meet the millers whatever the fuck that movie is the guy who plays in the new marvel yes he plays in marvel shit now the redhead yeah anyways he uh he's like the rich entitled prick son and he's like yeah he's fucking grinding oh he's like grinding up the unicorn he's the one that's like you want me to suck that mexican cop's dick and meet the millers oh god i haven't seen meet the millers in a minute. What's $10,000? It's like $50. Oh, I'll just give you $50. How the fuck have I never heard of this movie? He turned out to be an incredible actor, not just the punching bag of Hollywood.

Because he's something Adam, I think. 78. It's a funny movie. And its audience love it. Critics are going to hate it. Yeah, it's like critics versus audience. So it's a good, it's a fun. Me and hannah have date night so i see every movie in the theaters pretty much you're like just because to do it and uh the new jason statham movie's

super good too uh what's he in the working man so basically beekeeper 2 it's beekeeper 2 it's literally all it is uh i don't remember who it was but I mean the entire it's another chocolate movie Jason Statham beats people up there's five minutes of introduction of like Jason Statham works construction but he used to be former SAS go beat that guy up

oh wow we didn't know he used to be a Navy SEAL now he's gonna kill us all but in the movie hey Brandon you ever wake up in your bed feeling like you just fought in a war? All clear? Yeah, what do you ask? You ever wake up and feel like you slept in a sauna? Yeah, I believe that's called night sweats.

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flip down um pad on his vest and he's like taking machine gun fire and he flips a little flip down pad on his vest. And he's like, take a machine gun fire. And he flips a little pad down and it's a fucking Bluetooth scope. So he just holds the gun up looking. Dick. He just fucking hit domes the guy. How I've never heard of this. Dude, there's so many good movies out right now that like,

they're not major blockbusters. They're just good. They're just silly. They're just good 80s movies. We got the, the accountant 2 coming out on the 25th yeah i'm stoked for that we were just we all went to my house the other day and watched the account the original one just to like prep for it that was a better movie than i remember it being i remember being cool but it was it was just fun it doesn't have to make sense it's just cool as those movies are the ones you just go and don't, again, just go into it having fun.

Don't go in thinking it's like, well, this is going to be the next Lord of the Rings or this epic story. It's never going to happen again. No. It's just going to have a good time. Beekeeper. I love Beekeeper. It was just fucking stupid. It's fun.

Working Man. Sounds like a great movie. That and Working Man, I think it would have dethroned snow white yeah it was already like tragically crashing that's like some random fucking jason statham that movie was horrible you had to watch it you went and watched it i took my kids yeah it was god awful because they originally started out they had seven dwarves and then peter dinklage yeah it rode in on his small horse and fucking was like you can't portray short people as dwarves in a movie that's bad and then all the other dwarf actors that aren't a-listers are like bro there's only like seven

roles a year that require a dwarf and now there's a movie with fucking seven of them and you're fucking over everybody else so then they're like mad that they weren't dwarves from the guy who made his entire living being called a half man on hbo yeah he pulled up this seriously what happened yes peter dinklage got his fucking panties and all those dudes probably wanted to play that movie yeah they did so they were all pissed off he pulled up the stool after. Then they were like, okay, well, we're not going to do dwarves. There's no ladder.

The step stool. The step ladder. There's a stool. Oh, God. The one we used to get to the high floor. We just picked it up and walked away with it, dude. So then they're like, okay, well, we'll just have seven people. So they basically got like the seven DEI hires.

It was like the most diverse seven people on the fucking planet that you could possibly imagine. Only one of them was a little person. And then they leaked that that's what they were doing. And everybody got super pissed. And they're like, no, it's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, not Snow White and the seven random motherfuckers living in the forest. So they're like, fuck! Snow White and the seven dead gypsies. So they're like, we'll CGI the dwarves, which is what they did, which is fine.

They CGI'd the dwarves. I heard they looked horrible. They looked fine, to be fair. Like, that was fine. That part didn't bother me. But then, like, they had apparently already hired the seven DEI hires to play in the crew. So they couldn't fire them because they were going to get fucking sued. Because they had apparently already filmed, like, half the fucking movie.

So now they're just like, well, you guys are a band of thieves. So they couldn't fire them because they were going to get fucking sued because they had apparently already filmed like half the fucking movie. So now they just like, well, you guys are a band of thieves. So now it's Snow White, the Seven Dwarfs and a band of thieves that were originally the Seven Dwarfs. So now there's a new band of thieves. So like literally the whole movie, the whole storyline is fucked up because it's like 75% of the movie is introducing you to the 30 fucking characters that are now involved in this movie. And then there's like 10 minutes that the whole poison apple and all the shit. I'm not kidding you. I went up, walked out, took a piss, came back in. Everything regarding a poison apple had already happened.

And the movie was over. Thank God. Well, after they introduced all the characters. Wait, the poison apple just happens at the end of the story? Yeah. No, the whole movie is like 75 they introduced all the characters wait the poison apple just happens at the end yeah yeah no the whole movie is like 75 introducing all the characters and then the whole storyline and conclusion wraps up in like 20 minutes that that's really weird the thing that shocked me when i saw the clip start to circulate online like on twitter and shit is the uh the the screenshot that everybody uses of yeah Yeah, she's doing the

fucking Leonardo DiCaprio from Wolf of Wall Street. All that shit. I thought that that was a Photoshop. I thought that they were purposely making her look retarded. That's a genuine screenshot from the movie. The sword, when it's pointed at... I don't know who has the sword,

but the sword at her. The huntsman or whatever yeah and she's like nick have you seen that the lady doing like acting like she's her jamie bring it up you like that is a real actual screenshot of the movie i don't think i'll ever watch that movie yeah it's something oh let's you want to talk about minecraft i haven't seen it yet it's a good i haven't seen it yet either i thought we should all go see it together i saw the one viral clip where when somebody touches the creeper and it starts blinking orange the one dude yells a la akbar really loud and everybody laughs i saw that part that's about it oh i'm

it's like the creeper starts blanking orange. It's about to blow up and somebody just screams that at the top of their lungs. Everyone, I would have lost it, dude. Dude, they've had to shut down movie theaters this week because when they dropped the tiny zombie on top of the chicken, people

just go crazy in the theaters. They start throwing popcorn, start throwing water bottles at the screen. Some poor minimum wage employees because people can't behave in public. I don't know. I've talked to a couple of people that work at movie theaters. They love that job. I just mean like having to clean all the shit out.

They love it because he's like, dude, the amount of fucking iPods and shit that I have for free, just falling out of people's pockets. They keep them. Yeah. Sorry. Continue. But no, no,

there, there's just been this big, this big thing going on this week. People going to see the, the new Minecraft movie. And as soon as Jason Momoa shows up in the ring and there's a chicken and a little baby zombie drops down on the chicken, everyone just goes crazy and starts throwing popcorn.

The chicken jockey. Yeah, the chicken jockey. And it's been a big thing across the United States where people go crazy and just go absolutely nuts ruining movie theaters. If it was now, it's caught on. So now it's just everything. It's caught on like hell. And Jack Black came out earlier.

I think it was today or yesterday. And he was like, yeah, I love it. People are just going nuts over it. People aren't watching it because it's a good movie. People are watching it because it's such a meme that it's such a bad fucking movie. I'm not sure I would get any of the jokes. I've never played Minecraft.

I don't know if there's jokes. Steve and you dig and you build shit. Pretty basic. No, we're f***ing old, dude. You played Minecraft, I think, right? Yeah, dude. I played Minecraft when John was two years old on my lap. I used to play Minecraft Beta. Oh, I guarantee...

Have you played Minecraft at all? Both of y'all. It is super hard to be like, oh, this will be fun, and then you start mining, and then you find unexplored caves, and then you start building in those unexplored fun. And then you start mining. And then you find unexplored caves. And then you start building in those unexplored caves. And then you start looking for diamonds. It gets out of hand real fast.

Did you see the, because who's the, it's Notch, I think. Yep, the creator. Was the, yeah, the creator of Minecraft. What did they say? What was that tweet that somebody said? About which part? Where they were accusing him of a bunch of shit. Forgive me if this is not a verbatim tweet because this is a conversation I had two weeks ago.

Somebody was accusing him of a bunch of shit. Oh, you mean that racist, homophobic millionaire notch? First off, billionaire. That's what he literally tweeted. He's like, billionaire. It's fucking great dude he because once he sold out he sold it for like 3.23 because his story goes he built it in a weekend for a contest or something a java contest yep and then he sold

it for how much 3.2 or 3.8 billion dollars to Microsoft. And when he built it, you had 2009, 2010 came out for Alpha. It was something Dwarf, if I remember right. And then it was Minecraft. And you'd have to buy it through his PayPal account because I bought it through PayPal. This is fucking... Oh, same dude. Back in the day.

Yeah. And then I remember he posted on our message board in the Minecraft ones that he got flagged. PayPal locked his account because they thought he was laundering money because he was pulling out like $180,000 a day because the game just blew up. And he's like, aw. There you go. I found it. It was somebody who was quoting something of Notch, and somebody replied, Notch is a racist anti-Semite millionaire.

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He's living his best life. You watch him on, they had him on some talk shows, and they're like, so what is it? And I was like, oh, just hang out. I i'm just rich now don't have to worry about anything he uh i talked to him on twitter sometimes he replies to some real shit yeah he's he's pretty uh pretty based dude he's just he just made his what microsoft bought minecraft for 2.5 billion sorry 2014 he's just living his best life now. And he still has residuals. Yeah, and he's still, like, I think he's just talking about making a new game here soon.

He's just chilling and tweeting and, like, living his best life. He sold Minecraft but still gets residuals? He does. Let's see how it worked. How much does Notch make from Minecraft? said shopify what did you hear actually uh it was the overlooked secret behind the business like i said shopify oh which brings us to today's ad shopify i mean we use shopify on a daily basis that's right we use shopify for bunker branding and unsub those magical shoes we have where they're linked through shopify to the mythical store bunker branding and because of shopify they

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All lowercase like i know it's kind of the meme at this point but if they release minecraft 2 it's game over for the the highest grossing game of all time the cell made him a billionaire additional notch earns uh like in 2012 from minecraft cells he made 101 million dollars god yeah because minecraft made microsoft all fucked on so even if he's like yeah give me like one to five percent and then do whatever the fuck you want with the rest of it he he's he's quite fine and to have that overnight success because again it was overnight paypal he didn't know what to do paypal locked his account hey i'm talking to

paypal they thought i was laundering money so it's locked so i can't sell the game right now sorry i gotta figure it out got a banking account set up that can handle it and then had to transfer everything but it was just chaos because again 180 000 a day or something like that and he's like uh and that was overnight because he free game then he's like, uh, and that was overnight. Cause he free game. Then it was like, I'll just charge 10 bucks for it. That's life changing money for most people. Every day,

every day. That's fucking wild. You know, what do you do with that? Whatever you want. Apparently become a anti-Ssemite on the internet i don't know how much they buy he's doing quite fine for himself nick what uh what videos do you have in the works for any history shit coming up uh i'm working on john paul jones big fan of him is darth vader no it's uh the father of america's navy so it's basically the

the scottish guy that was a merchant marine and then killed one of his crewmen because they tried to have a mutiny and then he knew he wasn't gonna get a fair trial so he fled to america and then that was like right when the revolution was kicking off so he's like and i'll volunteer for the continental navy and he does and he ends up being present in when they attack a new province which is basically the bahamas and they launch this guerrilla raid to like seize a bunch of gunpowder and shit and then he does really good so they end up giving him a ship and basically just give him the orders like hey go fuck with the british so he sails across the ocean and launches raids on england and he's like the first person to like make an attack on mainland england like 700 fucking years since the vikings did it and it's just a fucking shit show

of a story like wait when it was they were trying to go after America and he's like, fuck this. I'm going to. Yeah. Well, and that's why it was a brilliant strategy. Yeah. No one's going to expect that. He's back there. They're undefended.

So he's terrorizing England. So they're having to send back like a huge portion of their Navy to go patrol to make the citizenry feel safe so it like it's just this massively disproportionate effect of like he just took out fucking two fleets from the british navy that are no longer allowed to like interrupt america's business and like patrol their coasts and because they have to now go back and guard their home turf it's pretty smart yeah you're going in it's like you're backgating and he was like the whole time he was like in up cities straight up guerrilla warfare mindset he was like, the whole time he was like, straight up guerrilla warfare mindset. He's like, all right, we're going to go in. And this is where this fucking town stores all the coal for the entire region. We're going to go in there and burn down all their coal reserves.

It's like the shit he was planning. He's like, we'll see how much they care about owning the new colonies when they're cold all winter. Like, dude was legit as fuck. Which is also like, just just just on the logistics alone back in you know the the late 1700s having to take all of those ships and manpower and everything to the americas and then immediately send them back and what were you waiting for message yeah of hey we're getting fucked up over here someone went behind us and how many attacking our city how many hundreds of dudes and how many you know months of time did you just burn and

ships it's like two months when he's like his whole thing was like he he had marines so because i mean it's right when the marine corps got started at a ton tavern and like he exploited the fuck out of having marines so like his ships america couldn't build a big warship like they just they didn't have it so like he's the uss ranger was like 18 guns which wouldn't like a big ship back then was like 42 50 gun ship the double he's got like he's got like 18 so he's just got this little fast ship with marines but he just fucking covered the deck and those little swivel guns the little tiny cannons and fucking muskets and he's like all right here's the fucking plan boys we're just

gonna gun it and fucking crash into them and as soon as we crash fucking tie our ship to theirs and we're gonna go fuck them up and like he he caught the uss or not the uss the hms serapist which is like an actual British warship. It's like the only time somebody had ever fucking commandeered a British warship that should have outclassed him. He's like, nah, fuck you. Pulls up next to him, ties his boat to his, and the Marines just go out there and beat the fuck out of everybody. His ship sank. That wasn't the Ranger.

That was the bomb Richard was his ship at the time. His ship ends up sinking because the British are just fucking blowing holes in it but all the marines are on their ship so they just fucking took their fucking ship the bomb homer shard or the bomb richard uh bomb richard it's basically it's a french version of bottom richard which was ben franklin's pen name during the revolutionary warfare bullshit really yeah poor richard was what he like wrote his his alias or whatever that he wrote his name's under so that's what the ship was named after so that ship sinks but they took over the hms serapis and he basically had to go and dock it inside of a dutch port which was a neutral territory so the british had all these warships just waiting

outside the dutch harbor for him to come out and he's like i'm not fucking leaving and then finally they were putting like political pressure so the dutch were like telling him to fuck off so he ends up like sneaking out in the middle of the night and they wanted him to they wanted him to fly a uh a french flag they like came up with a legal reason that he would be able to fly a french flag meaning the the british weren't going to be able to attack him oh and he's like no this is american shit fuck y'all so he lost his flag when his ship sank so he like just has like the description from like benjamin franklin and some letters and shit i've seen that yeah yeah this is where the the the serapis flag comes from is what it's called after the ship the serapist he goes to some dutch seamstress and

she just like throws together what she can from the like shitty description of the current american flag and he fucking slaps that bitch on the ship and sails out in the middle of the night and makes his getaway what does it sound like some shit we would do hey guys here's a ship okay what we're gonna do is we're gonna put guns little guns on. Okay, what we're going to do is we're going to put guns, little guns on the side of it, and we're going to crash into them. That's the flag that she came up with. That's the only time it's ever been legitimately flown in U.S. history was some Dutch seamstress.

We need to start using that for some stuff. I love that fucking flag design. I'm still stuck on the fact. That's a very cool story i haven't heard that in a while like i just got like flashbacks to fucking high school history but uh i just i'm still stuck on benjamin franklin's pen name being was poor richard yeah imagine all of your diplomacy for a budding country in the middle of a war well i think all the correspondence is being done by a guy under the pen name broke dick why i think these i think it was like secret

letters sincerely broke dick but like there's just some funny shit that happens because like back in the day so like when the continental navy was getting started it they're trying to start a navy but like they also don't really want a navy because they don't want to be a global power they just want people to be leaving the fuck alone so like a lot of people turn tables right well he's the reason that we became a like big naval power um so they're not really paying navy dudes shit but they're also issuing letters of mark which basically means like any fucking dude that has enough money to buy a boat is legally allowed by the u.s government to go out and seize british shit and just keep the spoils

is it letters of mark or marquee uh i think it's just letters of mark mark okay i'm not sure short for marquee i i genuinely don't know. Either way, they're issuing that. So that basically makes you a Corsair. You're basically a pirate, but you're a state section. Exactly. They're just telling rednecks, go be pirates. Exactly.

So everybody's going to do that. So a lot of the Navy dudes that are signing up for him, every time they get the opportunity to do some real shit that would do damage, they just kind of want to go plunder shit. And he's trying to be a professional about it so he he launches this raid on white haven and he wants to go like burn down all the ships in the harbor and his fuck he like sends out his group and his group goes and does what they're supposed to and the two other groups go and just break into a bar and get shit-faced and then like he's like well fuck we got to do something so he's like okay we're gonna sail up to scotland and there's this earl you know like some high-ranking aristocrat and earl we're gonna fucking go kidnap him and then trade him for a bunch of american sailors they

show up to his house he's not there so all of his sailors like the marines are the only ones that have his back like the marines are like no you're not fucking touching the captain the sailors are like they're ready to launch mutiny and be fucking pirates the entire time. And so the Earl's not there, and they're like, let's start sexually assaulting people and stealing everything. And he's like, no.

No. We're not actually pirates. That is not what I said. Why are you wearing the rape hat? He's... What's that sword you guys carry called oh no I don't know

it doesn't have a name yet I wonder what they'll call it after this week just doing some pillaging he's like stuck in this situation where like the Marines got his back but his crew wants to do this and he's like stuck in this situation where like the marines got his back but his crew wants to do this and he's like all right just fuck it we're gonna go steal their silver set and he like goes and he steals this earl's like silver set which is like you know big fucking deal whatever i guess so he steals this earl's silver set and then he like immediately starts

writing the earl's wife and is like madame i'm so sorry blah blah blah blah you know i'm gonna i'll personally buy it at auction and return it to you i'm very literally trying to fuck this chick and i know he's trying to fuck her because he makes copies of the letter and forwards copies to ben franklin which is like the ultimate womanizer of the founding fathers it's like hey bro check this out literally the 1700s equivalent of sending screenshots of spinning game she opens up that last letter it's a dick drawing it's like a thanksgiving turkey hand it's just on there what's that sword called again? Or he dipped it in ink and just smashed it on the paper.

Kind of like I do on all my NFA forums. Do you want my thumbprint? Alright. His right thumbprint's always weird. It's the bottom thumb. The bottom thumb! The bottom thumb! I hate that girl I'm gonna give you that bottom thumb

give him the grand thumb I'm gonna put my bottom thumb in your front butt also my marines have the what's that sword called oh fuck is it My Marines have the... What's that sword called? Oh, fuck. Is it... Oh, story time with Uncle Nick.

I can't wait for John to come hang out with you this summer. God, he's going to have so much knowledge. All right, John, I know you're going to bed. I need to tell your story first. We're going to talk about the rapier. John's just like, rapier than who? John's going to come The other side, obviously.

That guy is literally insane. We're all clear. What ended up happening, so he wrote to Benjamin Franklin like, yo, about to smash the bush. Like, she seeded to fucking Benjamin Franklin. Legit. It's like 10 years later, he ends up getting the plate back to her but so that goes on and the whole time he's like out there literally just kicking ass like the

dude's a fucking one-man army with his ship and he ends up getting dicked around because the british military like to be an officer it wasn't like about ability it was like you're from the right family. You know what I mean? And the Americans started copying the same mentality. And buy commissions to be an officer. So he was getting fucked out of every promotion possible, even though he's the only one that's actually good at shit. And then after the Revolutionary War is over, they're like – he's still getting dicked out of these promotions, and they're – the Russian queen, princess, whatever the fuck you want to call her.

Catherine, I think it was. Catherine the Great. She has a war going on with the Ottoman Empire, and she's hiring naval officers from anybody that has experienced navy so he ends up basically getting the okay from thomas jefferson to go over and be a naval officer for catherine the great fighting the ottomans and when he gets over there and guess what other country is sending over a bunch of officers the fucking british and the british fucking hate him because he kind of looked bad yeah he killed a lot of them he made him look stupid like shit so they end up like staging this whole thing where he allegedly you know assaulted a 12 year old girl which almost every historian is like this is completely

fabricated just to get him kicked out so he ends up getting basically ostracized because of that moves back to paris uh lives there the rest of his life passes away and he's like in some unmarked grave forever and then uh teddy roosevelt becomes president and gets a hold of the french and the french really liked him and the french end up finding his grave and they exhume him and they bring him back to america and now he's got a tomb at annapolis that's the father the father of the u.s navy fuck yeah and he started off being a fucking pirate dude he's got messing up everyone in unconventional warfare privateering when he pulled up to the uss uh serapis they were just hammering his ship and they basically asked him if he was ready to surrender and he responded i've not yet

begun to fight and then sends the fucking marines in and makes them surrender captures their whole ship it's fucking awesome it's such a wild time in how war communication everything worked because you're just going based off of what your boss has said that they said i got a letter from a fucking pigeon yeah and then you're like we're getting on the thing and we're gonna go on that boat kill everyone and then take it and then we'll go get drunk afterwards we'll go grab bar like imagine showing up to unsub it's like okay we got to rob some silverware nick's like i want to grape some people i'm like well hold on

nick let the guys go well imagine like sailing down to florida and telling all their rednecks with boats take your guns and take as many of their ships as you can you know they're all like hell yeah which is wild which is funny because like that that's what drives me fucking crazy when you have people like uh like biden shit like that just like uh listen jack uh the kids to touch my arm hair or my leg hair in the pool. Like that shit. He's like, you can't own a cannon. You have in no point in American history have you ever not been able to own a cannon, for one.

That's just absolutely a fabrication. You've always been, I own a cannon. There are less regulations on buying a cannon than a Glock. Can you just build a cannon? You can buy one. You can buy one. If you can afford a cannon, you can buy a cannon. Tally-ho, lads.

Just over a counter? Are we doing this? Over a cannon? There is no background check, nothing, because it's a black powder. It's non-fire. It's like that green text. Yeah. Tally ho.

Tally ho, lads. But on top of that, there are serious. There are periods in American history where the American government at the time just says, fuck, we don't have enough guns. Hey, if any of you citizens have a ship that has cannons on it, we could really use it about now if you want to go fucking kill some people yeah it's legal now you can do these things as long as they've got that flag you can go fuck them up the funny part is like just the british perspective of what that had to be like that the colonies were launching raids on mainland england it would literally be the equivalent of like if in 2012 the taliban rolled up rolled up to Manhattan with a battleship. What the fuck is happening right now?

The UNO reverse card. Where's our Navy? Dude, it would be fucking wild. You're out there like, what the fuck is going on right now? Even as a citizen. That'd be the perfect place to raid because they don't have guns. Hey. You're just showing up.

You would have harlem fighting back with their legal fucking guns i've had this skit no one wants to occupy harlem i've had a skit in my head forever ever since i watched the remake of red dawn yeah i was like if you we could make like a hot shot like a charlie sheen's hot shot like scary movie parody of red dawn it would be so fucking funny to have like the chinese invade mainland america and just like i just want the scene where they're recording the chinese talking and the chinese are like okay sir uh that last section of the country is pretty rough but the section we're coming up on now has very strict gun laws nobody's allowed to own guns we think it should be a really easy to take over this city okay what's the city shashi chicago it just didn't just hard

cut to them getting lit up by drive-bys from impalas and shit like chocogo shy rat i just Chaka Go. Chirac? I just want to see the part of that movie that's just our crew f***ing up a bunch of Chinese special forces in f***ing guerrilla combat. It's just us like... I swear to God, I've killed that guy like three times today. The government doesn't want you to know this,

but you can just take their nods after you kill them. Was it Chinese in the new Red Dawn? Well, so it was supposed to be Chinese and then all of the financiers for the movie made them airbrush out all the Chinese flags and turn it into North Korea because China was financing part of it.

Which also, North Korea having the... They don't even have the ability to feed their people. Yeah, flying here is a big... Oh no, we have a friend here. We have a Quinn. Hello, Quinn. You're going to be on later, beautiful. Do you want to come say hey real quick?

Oh, my gosh. Go wave. Look at this guy. There. Right in the middle. Hi, everyone. For the future of what's going to come, or depending on how these... We're going to come. Ethan's going to come.

Don't come. Don't come. I'm going to come. I'm going to come. Chickago. Beautiful. I'm excited for it. We're just talking about if you drop Chinese paratroopers into the Appalachian Mountains or

Texas or somewhere like that. How well it would go. Who would win? A company of Chinese paratroopers or a high school trap shooting team? Just have to convince the South not to eat them. Dude, I said that in a bit. I was like, if somebody invades mainland America, the biggest issue is going to be convincing

rednecks not to have a taxidermy. That's the biggest ethical issue involved. The taxidermist can't seem to get the eyes right. My favorite meme is like the 120-pound Chinese paratrooper versus 250-pound corn-fed Bubba in the mountains. I love the one where he goes, Hey, wait, I've seen this one. Somebody had a video of 30-06, and they're like, just so we're clear, the average Japanese

soldier weighed 116 pounds, and you assholes were running around in the jungle with a gun rated for elk shooting these guys. Yep. I never thought about the taxidermy thing and how realistic of a situation that would become if someone invaded.

Well, I know we've talked about it. Do you know how many fucking... It would be like fighting in the Pacific Islands where they're taking fucking skulls and teeth on necklaces and stuff. We brought that up when I talked about the 77th anniversary. Do you know how many fucking

emails I got from people that were like, hey, my family talked about the 77th do you know how many fucking emails i got from people that are like hey um my family has one of those skulls what are we supposed to do with it fucking not tell anybody i don't know is it it is there a law against that human remains there's a weird law with because i you can't take new human remains if i remember correctly but if it's a like historical piece i don't know there's some yeah there's some gray literally your grandfather brought it in please forward those emails to me i kind of want one i would love to have yeah we really put an unsub skull up there real quick also we have to like put it in a

no like the the painted like japanese skulls that like war trophy shit we'd have to put that like a case yeah i also got an email that somebody got kicked out of a store in japan for wearing my it's never a war crime the first time shirt and i was like yeah i can see how that would be confusing in japan well it wasn't a war crime the second time either fat man on it he's this dude and uh we've been talking about going to Japan for a while now. But Eli, you said tattoos are going to be a problem for us over there. Yeah. Dude, it will be super interesting with this group when we go to Japan because it is like the tram system or the subway system.

You take that everywhere and then everyone's super quiet. So it's like being respectful of cultures, not and walking so you're it'll be this weird in between between us and then 90 or 20 for 90 minutes all you can drink so i'm like oh and the guys get super shit wrecked i gotta and then we're gonna try to keep rules in place you know we would be respectful to their culture exactly i have a fun i have a hookup so we can go eat with sumo wrestlers to eat like which like nobody gets to do by the way how did you see the shane gillis thing with that the other day uh-uh shane gillis was the like guest referee or announcer thing for an actual like sumo match and it was the funniest shit he has probably no idea

and he's just calling it out no and he he will know he like was asking like hey how do i say this oh uh yeah i don't know how to say that like just like trying like trying his best have you seen they're like shane how does it smell down there he's like don't do that don't disrespect these athletes have you seen the video it's like it's not even a i mean it's a big dude obviously but it's not like you think sumo wrestler you're thinking like 400 plus pound dude it's so it was like dude was probably like 260 300 he's a big boy but he uh they had like the best d end or d tackle in the nfl one of them oh yeah in the suit and he like full-on, like, three-foot gap football stance comes up full, like, foot fire trying to move this dude.

And this dude is just planted in the ground holding him, laughing, while this dude is just giving everything he can to try to move this dude. Doesn't move a fucking inch. Oh, those dudes are fucking monsters, man. It's crazy. Their thighs are fucking that big around. I would love to go watch one of those. So Calvin went. He just got back from Japanapan calvin my uh the dude that works for me the other coach at my jujitsu gym and we have a student that grew up in japan and his uncle was a teacher forever

and i guess his uncle's student grew up to be the head monk of one of the temple for like one of the biggest sumo teams. They have monks? Buddhist monks. All the sumo wrestlers? Big boat, little boat, you still have monks, Buddhist monks. That's where you get the orange garbage Chinese culture. I think Japan is a little boat

ideology of Buddhism. They just have different mindsets on how Buddhism works. I thought Japan was more like Tao taoist they have a mixture so any of the uh you have taoism uh or is it taoism something else they might be now uh back in the day it was buddha buddhism christianity started taking in i've got a very like mild high view of this i don't really like know the details of the culture and then they ripped out christianity i think um nobunaga i forget which dude ran and he's like no get rid of this we'll just go buddhism and then the other one is fuck no i need it anyways basically all

the sumo wrestlers like they're not like professional athletes that make a bunch of money they're literally like they go to a buddhist temple i guess this is what he told me i haven't checked this but like his understanding was basically they show up to a buddhist temple like i want to be a sumo wrestler and the buddhist temple takes them in and they don't get paid they don't get anything they just get to eat and sleep and train for free and they just do that their whole fucking lives so he got to go stay in this buddhist temple with the the sumo team and he's like calvin is like 155 pounds like he's not a big dude and he's like they were like scared of me they live in a buddhist temple they ever seen a white guy covered in tattoos like and so they're just like on edge

around him the whole time he's like dude you're three times my size you could just spike me off the ground and i'd be dead but he said it it was super cool. Spike you into the end zone. He said they were all super nice. He said Shintoism? Shintoism. Yeah. Okay. I was like, what is it?

There is another one. Shinto. Shinto belief. Have you watched that one? I don't know where it's from. He's a white dude that is- Tom Cruise. Last Samurai.

Yes, exactly. Pretty good. He's a big dude. I'm going to watch that when I get home. Smaller compared to other sumo wrestlers. But he is almost a Yokozuna level, or he is. But this dude, against like 300, 400 pound guys, you've seen him truck them like it's nothing. This dude's 220. He's a small sumo wrestler.

Terrifying. He hucks these 400 pound guys. I thought he's a small sumo wrestler terrifying he hucks these 400 pounds he's a white guy or yeah he's like check i think he's crazy good if you pull it dude just wait till the russian muslims get into that sport yeah right dagestan bunch of fucking chechens get involved what was it nick three years he forgets yeah two or three years forget three years to dagestan forget we just fight now this is what we do cody what do you got in the works on your stuff oh god has anyone been shot lately yes no dude all i want to do is build businesses with unsub and you guys and hang out with y'all you're like like, I'm over video. Yeah, well, I mean, someone gets shot. I do the video. I want to do other things.

I want to hang out with my boys. I'm getting old, man. I've been doing this YouTube channel for 10 years now. Don't you fucking demo on me. I'm not demoing on you, dude. I wish I had a resort property to sell, but, you know, I don't. Cody's like, I don't have

a resort. Brandon wakes up with pink eye because that wasn't a hooker's butt don't tell me about what we did last night why you gotta catch that evil on me you're probably right at some point you know we're gonna go with chris at their wedding tomorrow just like oh god now you got me fucking overthinking about it because apparently american money is like super dirty yeah well i'm not just american money i'm sure it's every money we've been to vegas before buddy we know how dirty it is i don't want to think about it i don't know i think we're all just doing our own thing and then trying to build

businesses together and having a good time we got a lot of good podcasts started lately what what are you working on mr bela mr bela has got a thing we got oh yeah we do well i like this month's focus for us is the autism awareness and we have that wasn't the thing i know but that's the one i like i hate my god could you stop talking about autistic people i have a horrible idea about a great thing going on this month yes this is all and we're doing we're adding a special needs a non-profit once we find one just shopping for which ones actually do the right thing and not just blow everything on yeah administrative fees and marketing and all the people like we want to make sure that like

i i know at least speaking from my perspective like we we try to run this like a business and make sure that like we're try to run this like a business and make sure that like we're we're spending this money as if it's our money where we want to make sure that it's the money you spend on the shirts actually goes to a good cause not just saying it does but a place that like the money actually goes toward what they say it does because most charities are full of it's terrifying yeah dude when you look at at the word non-profit like and you're like oh they're nice it's like okay non-profit the NFL is a non-profit just throwing that out the entity doesn't make a profit but everyone on the board of makes a million plus dollars a year yeah it's all on donated money so if you guys do like help us out like

buy shirts help with autism community we we shop around and we find the best charities to put that forward too. We're going to raise so much money that we're going to find out everything about autism that we could find out. And then nobody's going to like us anymore. Rich, could you tell us what you think about autism real quick? Oh,

look, a new person. Rich uses kill minorities. Just what this podcast means. Another hairy white guy in a tank top. I just want to show you that you're not the only one that can pull this off. I've been outside.

Autism is my favorite type of retard because Eli has been able... Are they supposed to be my least favorite? You guys aren't fair. Also, how does that little make the action figures work show?

Did you just type in... What do you ask it? If you say a specific person, or do you have to describe the person? Yeah, you have to describe the person. Okay, got it. Because for me, it was like, man, that's actually alarmingly

close it just whitewashed me i know did you put it just looked like a white guy named daniel what's he dressed like like cody and then he's like what's he's dressed like like brandon all right jane you pulled it up right now show him the thing no i was actually cracking up yours is great my every funny You're a fucking gorilla. You look like a Minecraft character. It's a refrigerator with arms. Corn! And then corn bush light.

A rubber duck. I was like, oh, this is great. And I hate communism super big. You got me. One of the last podcasts that went up, they're like, damn, Cody's hammered. You can tell because he's talking on his own podcast. It's the

cocaine. No, you could, I would be terrified to see you on cocaine, actually. That's the one drug I've never done before. I think there's multiple. I was like, there's probably multiple. There's probably multiple.

There's lots of drugs I'm sure you've never done. Crocodile. Crocodile. Yeah, dude. I want my skin to rot and my body. That's some shit only the Russians could have come up with. Crocodile shit. What if we made a liquid version of the gulag that you could just inject

into your veins? Make with red match head. What does the fucking Russian do with the big arms he was injecting? What into his arms? It's just oil. Synthetol? It's just some oil that sticks inside the muscle fascia.

And he became like a quasi-celebrity over there because his arms are so big. Synthol. Yes, it's because he was injecting nasty shit into him. Well, that's another one. Oh, there's the kid you're talking about. Yeah. He looks like the

dude from Umbrella Academy. Yep. The giant, the big fucking arms. Did you see his MMA fight? He did an MMA fight? Oh, yeah. Let me guess. How'd'd that go he can't fight weird since i'm not working out doesn't equate to fighting period he got his fucking ass beat any of those dudes she's gonna get if i was his opponent i would just punch him in his

fucking arms pop it pop his bicep goes into toxic shock i just like that's what they're like we go like that and they're like i think that's good oh yeah pop his bicep. Goes into toxic shock. I just like, that's what they're like. We go like that and they're like, I think that's good. Oh yeah, there's the Indian guy too. That looks like a chat GPT thing of someone who like, a computer that doesn't understand what a person looks like. Yeah, when I grow up, I want to be

a cloud, mom. Gross. I don't want to put in the work, but I want to look a certain way. That's fucking wild. That was a a bizarre catch i'm sure he gets all the bitches yeah i'm sure he's saying it and then we have what else is in the oh we got let's say hi to eli got that finally launched and y'all beautiful souls i still have to do your interview and yours is after cody's cody cody's is yours was fucking great too i love you almost made me cry on yours what'd he say what does he say give me a second no is that please hold yep because i'd

never seen nick show emotion ever and so that i was like oh damn that actually that means a lot coming from nick the corn-eating gorilla showed emotion? No. It's a lie. Never happened. I say that as I throw my son to you for several weeks this summer. It's fine. It's going to do great. John, you know what your dad said to me?

I'm going to show him my drop-down and draw your gun technique so he can use it on Rich when Rich attacks him with a knife. Lay on your back. They probably have no idea what we're talking about on that one. I have no clue. He's a cop. Look as white as possible. Skin change.

Skin change. What the fuck are you guys talking about knife go uh me and pew view did a video about the 21 foot rule with the knife and i was like i bet i could i bet i could get shots off in 10 feet and i did and what i did is okay go I just immediately dropped on my back. And once I was on my back, I had my feet in between me and the guy with the knife. I drew my gun and shot off my back like 10 rounds and just mag dumped the guy. And some people on the internet think it would work. And some people think that I'm an idiot. What? Rich doesn't think it would work.

Rich doesn't think it would work doesn't think it would work he said i should run away in a zigzag formation yelling serpentine while i try to draw my gun as he's holding bad bitch that was the best argument i will say i was like the the one comment that annoyed me on that short because the short went like not super viral but the short got thousands of comments when we were talking about it. And somebody was like, wow, I can't believe the fat electrician is trying to argue combatives with Rich, a trained cop that probably has way more experience than him. And I was like, Rich, maybe. But like, I don't think that most people have a grasp on how little combatives training the average law enforcement officer yeah like female cops just period like

it's like ah what do i call her it starts with a b uh what trash what you were just waiting to say that the uh how much combatives training do uh does the average cop do cody did did you see the it's trash dude it's so bad shrimp did you see the uh the video that just came out recently of the three british women cops trying to arrest a man and he's just like no he just said no literally just basically just said no let me be calm the whole time he's just standing up and they can't do they're like trying to pull him to the ground and he's it literally looked like my two-year-old my four-year-old like hanging on my legs like you're playing with your kids yeah that's what it looked like it was not good it wasn't good at all some of those videos from like the uk like blow my fucking mind where people are getting arrested for social media posts and shit well those two but like i just the

a is like a little bit of normalcy bias but b just like the people who are incapable of performing violence of any kind there was a video i was watching it was like somebody getting like stabbed like it was an older lady i think getting being stabbed on the ground there's a guy on top of her just stabbing the out of her and there's like eight dudes around her like oh and one dude eventually picks up like this light tin trash can and like throws it at the guy does absolutely nothing and he's just sitting there like going to town and none of these quote unquote men can do jack shit about it.

Jesus. You got a license for that knife? I don't think he's got a license. You got a stabbing license? They have to call the cops with the guns too in that situation. Yeah, because the majority don't carry guns. No. Can't.

Wait, the police can't unless you're like the cops yeah the cops there are certified officers with firearms yeah you have to call the cops with guns to come help you in situations show what what would you say with a gun is like swat to them and straight up in ireland how would you say that what would you say the ratio is of cops who carry guns versus cops who don't i mean the only cops who carry guns are like special you gotta call it it's just like it's like in the u.s if you call a swat team in like brandon was saying you gotta call the cops with the guns in i wish that happened happened in America just to see how bad it would get. He's showing up with no guns like, fuck, dude. This is why they carry firearms.

Got it. How did a third of the planet get conquered by this fucking thing? Well, that was back before most of the planet had access to gunpowder. Turns out us... Took over a third of the planet to get spices, didn't put any of them on your food. What the fuck is going on?

Turns out that starving yourself in protest doesn't stop a musket. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think a lot of people over there, even if they have knives like a chef has a chef blade, an eight-inch blade, you got to register it and go through a whole process just to have shit like that. I don't know if you've seen...

Did you see the legal knives that they created with the... The block on the end? Yeah. I think you were telling me about this. Round tip knives? Have you seen those? No. So you can't stab. Still cut, but no stabbies. There's a whole thing stabbies no stabbies it's like i hate everything round square knife square british give me a honing stone and a screwdriver like this well it's like california with their like not being able to put your thumb behind the fucking the pistol you know just read that

i could stab somebody with that yeah i could stab like like he was sharp too you know just rub it against the fucking rock for a minute you can stab someone with it that's what's wild is are they allowed to own lawnmower blades well there's like a machete they have those weird weird ass fucking rules the zombie knife rule which is hilarious what are their knife rules i've actually never looked at well our british following what little we have is fucking having an aneurysm right now most of you guys probably agree with us yeah yeah if you're over in that part of the world, let us know about the lulls over there in the comments. We would really be interested to see that.

Also, we're sorry. This is a German SWAT wearing fucking chainmail. I think we were talking about that the other day. German SWAT wearing chainmail because that's what they run into. I'd be so pissed. We're going back in time, into hey the last time i'll be so pissed we're going back

in time the last time people in europe were wearing chain mail who were they fighting again um um are those people in germany right now don't look at me look that way is that a Jerusalem cross? God wills it. Dude, sorry. Wearing a plate carrier while wearing chainmail, I would be fucking pissed. That's hot as shit.

Yeah. Also, they have an unlocking folding knife with a blade up to three inches can be carried without valid reason however anything else flick knife butter knife kitchen knife some would say that three inches is too much or just enough the big knife is huge what is it at least we don't have school shootings every day well at least y'all schools are a fucking shooting gallery sorry i'm just reading you're just watching where's the chain mill but at least y'all stoos ain't a fucking shooting gallery. Sorry, I'm just reading. You're just watching where's the chain mail. That's where I go.

That's your tweet. At least my wife didn't get attacked with acid for showing her ankles jesus christ i love my group of friends oh uh when are we gonna watch lord of the rings are we doing that name of time are we gonna rent out a theater yes i think we should we're doing the whole marathon 100 everyone okay 12 hours long yeah i'm gonna commit to the bill oh yeah let's they got a bar in that movie theater what are we worried about i'm down i think i want door dash food there let's go is this a nice thing are we inviting people out to come with us i have no idea it'd be recorded it's also i have no idea. It would be recorded. It's also... I have no idea. The gang does, and then whoever we feel like inviting. Yes. Okay.

Well, that one scene where he kicks the helmet, I don't know if you guys... Yeah. The vein popping out. You've got to remember that part. Were you here when i talked about who they wanted to play aragon yeah okay yeah i think that was our last game okay they tried to replace vigo mordenson was no the the first pick russell crowe no shit yeah they wanted russell crowe to do it they offered him like 10 of the money of the franchise, and he turned it

down. And he's like, that was a mistake. Because it was like the Alec Guinness thing, where like to play Obi-Wan, they would have given him something very similar, like some percentage of the merch rights of Star Wars. And then you had...

Oh, was it Matt Damon for... Avatar. Avatar. And then James Cameron was like, like i'll give you i think it was 10 owner five percent or ten percent of all gross if you just play the part and james cameron also said he's like i don't need you by the way this is going to be massive with or without you but i would like you to be involved this is the main so i'll give you that and he couldn't because he was filming born the born series and they were doing reshoots he's like i'm sorry i cannot so he's like i am probably the person who lost the most money period and that's all avatar all of the avatar guess avatar gross right now 6.5 billion dollars right no four uh 3.8 or 4.2 billion dollars globally so the first one you just

gave like five numbers sorry 4.2 4.2 the first one was 2.9 billion just for the first one uh-huh i don't know the second one i just looked up the first one but god damn he turned that down yeah he was bored imagine that now in 10 or 5 any percent of, that's what he would have made. And it was all the IP. It was the entire IP. That's before. He would have had enough money to fly to Epstein Island as much as he wanted. So fine.

All the fucking money in the world. That's where we draw the line, really? Making fun of actors? Nope, I'm good with it. Continue. Sound good. That's about it. I think on that note, we can close her close her out we're gonna do the thing we didn't do that all right guys thank you for joining the unscribed podcast today i was joined by eli double tap fat electrician brandon herrera myself don and

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