Unsubscribe Podcast - 215 - The Gang Deep Dives Into The INSANE Hasan Streamer Drama ft. Tectone | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 215

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I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap. Tech tone. Brandon Herrera, my self-taught operator, thank you so much for coming out. What is up, you beautiful people? I'm not going to start aggressive this time. Let me just say hi. We appreciate you How how aggressive did you start last time? We usually I'm like fuck you We'll do a night we'll keep them on their toes

Thanks for the money asshole, maybe next Maybe next week, Eli will change. Just kept to me, like, my hand up. You flinch at the screen. Good. Good. It's a negative parasocial relationship. What is up, brother? This is a play. Yeah, Cody got tech on. Can we just call you Tech?

You're Tech or John. Either one works. I like that. Is John too personal? No, it's your call. Tech-tone? I fucking hate it, bro. I've been stuck with this username for like six and a half years. Really? Where'd it come from? When I was a little kid, I was playing Neopets in third grade.

You know what Neopets is? I want to be number one and I want to change the world. So, what changes the world? The tectonic plates. And what like number one and I want to change the world. So what changes the world? I detect tonic plates and what's number one, number one. So tech tone. You were so proud of that. And now you're so gay. That's like a, that's like a Jaden's.

What is it though? Who's the, the kid of Will Smith? Jaden Smith. That's like a Jaden Smith tweet. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Which is the world tech.

Also very smart for a young age. I know, I know. I, yeah, yeah. Which is the world tech also very smart for a young age. I know. I know. I killed I'm not gonna lie. I peaked in third grade. Sequitia you know, Sequitia, he's a streamer. He's a he's a streamer and his name was like, where did you get that? He's like, Oh, well, I had he just had a world of warcraft and it was a black female. And that's, he just kept that fucking, he kept that as his name for everything else. So it was like, cause he's like a very Italian white guy with a giant mustache. Not a sequoia.

I was going to say, is this a white guy? Jesus. Yeah, I was not a super Italian. Jack hates him. Oh, that's right. I forgot Jack's gonna think about Italians Dude, well welcome down. You actually live pretty local. So it was a nice little it's pretty close. I'm not gonna lie I thought Austin was like the best city on earth. But like San Antonio's it's nice It's really the waterfall y'all got that is not on of it. I don't know that's doxing anything with the waterfall here

That's really nice and three outside the front of the house Dude, I because I've seen all you guys on the podcast where i've watched a couple of y'all's episodes i've watched the video but uh the buffalo which was that was heart-wrenching story but like holy like i rolled up and i just see donuts sitting at the table bro like i'm not gay but like i was like holy this is the most handsome guy I've ever seen in my entire life. Like, holy shit, look at this guy. This guy's for me? You laugh, hey. I'm here for the podcast.

No, but he was like, girlfriend guys, he's like, get out, bitch! And I'm just like, you're the most beautiful person I've ever met, holy shit. Thank you. I'm blushing. I know. I feel handsome now. I feel like I'm going to be a little more handsome. I feel like I'm going to be a little more handsome now.

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You're handsome now. Well, we got a, I mean, you do a majority as Twitch is your main thing. It used to be. It used to be. It used to be. So now I do YouTube and Twitch, multi-stream both because Twitch is like pretty much the biggest piece of shit platform right now. And it's like insane how whenever there's the worst decision, somehow they always choose it for everything they ever do.

And so they banned me the other day because I call this fat bitch fat, her name's Frogan. They banned me for two weeks and they said you don't get any money for three weeks after she said that all American soldiers should get PTSD. Which they should, but. Yep. So get this shit. I'm not sure if you all know this. Eli's like, that's my personal end pass. I didn't say it.

So then they say you're banned for two weeks and I say, okay, I'm going to go stream on YouTube. I go stream on YouTube. First day I got 14K. Next day I get 15K. Next day, that's 16,000 live and current viewers. And then all of a sudden, you know what? We're going to go ahead and lift your band. You can come back to twitch now shit you not You not yeah. Mm-hmm. There's for the people that don't know I mean we've all had Cody's got in trouble with twitch

We've all like I've almost gotten you in trouble on twitch. Oh my account This was still one of my favorite birthday is my hands down my favorite birthday ever but one of my favorite birthday is my hands down my favorite birthday ever. But one of my favorite moments ever is I mean, we were having a massive birthday, the guys come out, their sweethearts. It's also that weird, I'm very much alone. I like to be by myself. And they all I got tickets, they were surprising me to fly out. And then two of you, I know

clean was one of them say, Hey, man, I didn't get an invite. I was like, I didn't invite anyone. They actually were just coming as awesome friends. And then everyone showed up. We had mattresses on the floor. That's how sweet. This is like five years ago too. And it's like 30 year old dudes.

Yeah. Having a lamb party, getting drunk, and doing a live stream on Twitch. And everyone is around. Brandon hasn't streamed ever. I didn't know what Twitch was. I mean, to be honest, nobody really does. Like legit, like the user base of Twitch

is like 1 10th of YouTube's and like 1 30th of TikTok's. Like no one knows what the fuck that shit is. Especially like for me, five, six years ago, like I had no fucking clue. Oh yeah, absolutely. That's the thing, like if the people out there aren't, Twitch is, they were offered like freedom of speech. like you should be able to say what you want, but then apply the rules evenly Yeah, no

Absolutely That's that's what everybody's saying like let people say what they want to say But just if they say something out of line punish them equally it's completely fine Because rules need to be held otherwise They're just they're just punishments and it's just the power dynamic becomes out of fucking control and that's pretty much what everybody's saying on Twitch right now and that's what happened like you a Froggin frog Literal and I mean I try to be positive about people but you it is just terrible humans that are just

Terrible humans and then they talk shit. They talk about like, ah, veterans should kill themselves, blah, blah, blah. Hamas is great. Oh, they're American. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Did you hear, did you hear Hassan say that the Houthis deserve a Nobel Peace Prize?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep. Oh, dude. That's a take. Yep. Yes. I know. He brought a terrorist on stream too, which was fucking wild. He interviewed one.

Yep, he did. Houthi pirate was fucking nuts. Yeah. It. Yep. He did who's he pirate was fucking nuts Yeah, it is crazy. It's like this bitch frogan. She calls me a bald And I call her fucking fat I get banned She don't get banned at all. Well, and that's funny because her calling you a bald pile is incorrect Yeah You calling her what is it what is a lie yeah you he's got some air left every ball yeah that sentence is wrong I

Mean you got like and that was the crazy thing you just said statement Like damn I seen the clips I think we all did and then it was like two how long was the ban so, okay So the band was originally supposed to be two weeks was the ban? So okay, so the ban was originally supposed to be two weeks. Um, but explain a band too. So everyone knows how detrimental that. Yeah. So the band can completely fuck you. Um, I will say just, just to be completely real, I I'm very comfortable with talking about the money that I get on Twitch. If you're surprised, I am a millionaire. I mean,

a lot of successful content creators are. Um, but the band for two weeks would have cost me I shit you not around $180,000 with the amount of time-sensitive sponsors that I needed to do as well as yes Yeah, I had a sponsor one of my favorite games Wuthering Waves. It's a mobile game and Also, that's all that that at that time was about you're good. You're good Yeah, you know you can show it was about 40% of my revenue so taking away completely all of that wasn't heard of and the worst thing is if you get banned, there's a little known

fact, if you get banned and it's the weekend Twitch staff won't be around to see your appeal. So I got banned on a Friday which means I couldn't even appeal it till a Monday so I got banned after a Friday, which was I couldn't even appeal it till a Monday. So I got banned after about three days, seven hours or summers around there. Do you think sometimes that's like a purposeful fuck you? Well, honestly, yes. And the reason why that is because this is common knowledge in the Twitch space, especially because XUC made a clip about this where there are bigger creators where if they're going to ban you and you bring in Buku bucks to the platform,

they'll say, yes, we're going to have to ban you. Which buku bucks to the platform, they'll say, Yeah, so we're going to have to ban you which day works best, right? I was not given that luxury. However, Hassan recently got banned and the only day that he takes off is Sunday and lo and behold, his 24 hour ban was on a Sunday. That's like being sentenced to prison. They're like, hey, we can pick you up like, what's your schedule? Like, Tuesday, like, what are you feeling? We don't want to inconvenience you.

No, it's so fucking dumb. We did, I mean, we did the same with Buffalo though. That's why we drop it on a Saturday. Yeah. It's like, have fun on Mondays, school and news cycle. Cause you guys don't work this time. So Monday then everything hits. You have like a million views going into it.

Everyone's just like, what the fuck? No, they're going to walk into the office on Monday, like Danny Glover in community with the pizzas and everything's on fire. Everyone's fighting like, oh shit. So the ban happened. You got, thankfully, it was how long was it for? So I got banned.

It was somewhere between, let's just say, roughly three days. Roughly three days. But I did also lose all ad revenue for three weeks preceding that. So I lost around maybe eight to twelve thousand dollars. I did make all my sponsors, thankfully. Yeah. But yeah, I lost about eight to twelve thousand dollars of revenue from potential advertising. Three weeks. Yes. Worth of revenue.

What the fuck is the how did they do that? Yeah, if they unbanned you from one side then they're like, but you still don't collect Yes, how's the mindset on or how's that work? Oh, I have no idea cuz the worst thing is ads are still running on my channel. So fuck. No. Yeah I know. So you turn those off. Um, no once you reach partner I don't believe you can turn them off because Asman recently hit partner and now he has required ads It's like 30 cents of a pre-roll, but I had six minutes every hour on my stream It's kind of like the norm, but twitch was collecting all that revenue while I received fucking nothing What the fuck? I mean they need it if you've seen their numbers lately. It's bad. It's really bad damn

So okay three weeks boom and then she gets as you were saying earlier She got most of them just like a day ban, a single day for the soldiers line. Yep, she didn't get banned. Oh, I did not know that. Yeah, Frogan never got banned for the PTSD comment, ever. She got banned for the race tier list. What?

Yeah, she went on TwitchCon in front of like their advertisers and was like, so how much of a Jew is this person? Oh my God, yes. Yes, that is what she got banned for. Yes, that is what you got bad for Yes, yes, that's what she got bad for that was and she was doing like fuck I forgot about that and how long was that never piss off the squirrels morning? Wouldn't be able to get an exact it was not too long. It wasn't fucking two weeks. That's for damn sure

It's like that was a sh That's for damn sure It's like the Shane Gillis where it's like Man that cheeseburger cut me off in traffic now put that with any race Yeah, it's like what what is a cheeseburger whichever thing came to your mind first You're the racist Dude, okay, so that's what she did a literal race tearless. Yeah, there it is Dude, okay, so. She did a literal race tear list. Yeah, there it is. Ethan Klein.

I told you guys it's not. So it's Asperm's Arab Curse, Asperm's Beans and Sugar. Loves. Turn that on, turn that on. We don't know where this is going. Sabra. I think it was writing from Arab to Jew. That's the fuck you guys had to say.

Yeah. The audience is quiet. I know. Dead silent. Yeah. And it was like a day. How long was it? Yeah, I'd say probably a day. Can I see the list on the side? Yeah. The problem is, like, you can't really tell how long from it's a ban for cuz nobody fucking watches the bitch regardless so it's like was she gone out of that's probably like a day so fucking lame yeah oh yeah oh my god yes yeah it's insane as shit that's and the only reason why they banned her is just because it was in front of advertisers that's pretty much just said

the pick and choose mentality on this platform is absolutely insane that's why I've kind of like I have dedicated my current YouTube to just covering the Injustices that happen on this platform and anybody else will talk out about this shit because I've been on Twitch for six and a half Years, and I used to love this platform But it just gets worse every single fucking day and then I also started reacting to police footage because I watch your channel And I was like oh, this is cool There's like some guy who came to a nursing home with a chainsaw. Have you seen that? Oh, yeah Yes, I covered that one. This is insane. Yeah, that was nuts

Yeah, they took way too long shooting that guy. That's what I'm saying It's like why the fuck are we giving why these leaves off have to wait so long to fucking just cap somebody like they were Tasing them sure, but it's like Once again, I don't know how people feel about this shit But I'm just saying if a guy is in a nursing home with a chainsaw And he also cut up two old people why not just shoot the guy well father's days around the corner And you know what your dad might like a ridge wallet and key the key case. I'm gonna be honest Don't use this. I don't have any keys products. We actually do use a ridge wallet being one of them

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for your dad or yourself. That is like the definition of a clean shoot. Absolutely. It's like, Oh, well, no, maybe we give this guy a chance. He's not landscaping. He's in the building. What's crazy was he was outside chopping down a tree. And then he goes inside and he's like, where's my wife? Where's my wife? There was no wife

They have no idea the fucking stocking them up and he's just swinging this shit around fucking Olderly people and it's like bro, like how far gone are we just brain just? Snap drugs or something I will say mental snaps are like the most terrifying thing cuz like that and it happens and then you The cops at the same time are scared of the media no hundred percent that's really bad when the the cops are too afraid to do their job based on whether they get cancer or not yeah we lose their fucking career don't get thrown in prison absolutely yeah it's fucking

terrible that's how that female police officer we talked about with the she had the gun here pushed into the criminal who was trying to steal it from her. Yeah. She does not shoot. Yeah. He gets the gun from, he pulls the gun from her and then she just runs off. And then the other guy cop comes in and smokes him. Yeah.

It's we, that's why Cody's not a police officer anymore. Yeah. You get all the downside and people don't, I don't think that's ever processed of you're in a stressful situation. And then on top of all of that, it's fucked. Oh, how's this going to look? Did I go through each each was line like making sure it's a it's a clean kill? The escalation of force. Yeah. And I understand why people are weird about police,

because the way that the world works is that like You can have three thousand good days the moment you have one bad day It ruins all those other days for a lot of people and so it's like, you know You run as like 40 good cops great the moment you run the one bad cop all cops are evil. Yeah, so that one dick Now you're doing the show. I'm the ship finder. Yeah. But that's what it's like. That's I always commend Cody for doing that because he still does. And if it's a bad just police officer, are they fucked up like squirrel or female that

shot the mirror? Yeah. There's a female that shot the, what is that? You've seen that one? No. It's like middle of the night, these two cops are clear in this, this two story structure. And the, I think the male cop says mirror or something like that. Cause he's in front of her. She comes down, turns, sees the mirror and shoots it.

So she was looking at herself. Literally. And then no matter how you break that down, it is she shot a cop. Yeah. Because that was her fucking reflection. You turn left and saw a uniformed police officer and went, Because that was her fucking reflection. You turn left and saw a uniformed police officer and went It is wild and he's like, oh shit, it was a mirror you just try to downplay it after that There's some dude the ones that terrify me is like when they're aiming down like the guys in the handcuffs and she's like and then Indies right next to his head you're like What were you doing? That was like paras was like parasympathetic muscle reflex,

I think, because she was going to grab something and squeezed both hands at the same time. Oh, that's what happened on that one? I think so, or at least one of them. I think that happened on one, but there's another one, the one you're talking about. She's just like both hands on the pistol, just NDs right beside the guy's head.

Cool. Have you seen that one, Brandon? She like, dude, it's like this. The way he's on the ground. He's already on ground cuffed face down cuffed is that the way she goes shit afterward that probably one of those that's one thing I will say cuz everybody's like oh don't it's such a bootlicker this point. That's one thing I will say, because everybody's like, oh, don't it's such a bootlicker. All he does is defend police.

I don't think I've ever seen you get more upset than when it's a bad cop doing dumb shit. Yeah. Like you get actually physically angry. Yeah. Like this is not how you do the job. I hate that, man. Hate it so much.

It just makes it hard for the other, 800,000 police officers. I think that's when you took a break. The first time, I forget what000 police officers. You, I think that's when you, uh, you took a break the first time. I forget what happened that led to you. I remember that video and you're like, I need a break. I'm over this shit. Something with a bad shooting. I can't remember which one it was.

There's been a couple since then. I'm just rolling with them at this point. It might as well if I can get my bag. Whatever. I just get my bag. The road over your shoulder. Hey, whatever. I just need the content. Yeah. I'm about to start streaming again. I'm going to have a crime news show.

Hell yeah. Oh, shit. Try to stream Monday through Friday. Every day? Not like eight hours like you do, dude. Like an hour, maybe two hours. Just talk about the crime that happened the day before. That's sick. Dude, for Pepperbox, we want hours, just talked about the crime that happened the day before. That's sick.

That's it. Do we want to get for Pepperbox, we want to get that news network or something. We've been to DNN. Yeah, because it's, I mean, we got a lot of applications from journalists from Saturday's episode. Oh yeah. Really? Yeah, we got resumes sent.

Like, Hey, if you're actually serious about this, here is my resume. Here is my resume. We would love to be part of that. That's why we sent that text like, hey, this might be actually a really good play because then we can have that middle of the ground. Hey, here is no bullshit. We actually get a pick who we want on the two interview or we can use Cody make. And we can do our own like journalism a journalism accountability something I feel strongly about because These these networks don't hold them accountable when they run false stories or they do any of this bullshit

Or they just openly lie about people like I've been on the receiving end of it My friends have been on the receiving end of it if any of our dudes ever fall into that shit We have to have a special segment where it's just a straight-up apology. I am a big fat retard idiot This was the story I ran that was incorrect segment where it's just a straight up apology. I am a big fat retard idiot. This was the story I ran that was incorrect. I now realize I am a dumb dumb. And then we throw eggs. That's actually great to like, man, they're really truthful. Otherwise you see what happens.

They can go up on their news network. That's their own. Yeah. Those are our own. Good. Well, the police get a little mad when you do it to the other ones I love it it will be I think it's a really good move we'll just have to like strategically build that shit out because again like police officer content military content

Congress like how you break down your bills. We have all that information that is relevant and then really good, strong professionals in those fields that can break down that information. I kind of forget, but we do have a pretty wide span of expertise between everybody. Yeah. Yeah. And Nick will just collect that on whatever the fuck you can, apparently. So yeah, again, I don't want to be on the receiving end of a binder. That's a scary place to be. But yeah, we'll see how that goes. I think it's a, it'll be a good,

a good fun move and then you can do your news network thing. All right. I can't wait. The magic number is four hours by the way. Really? Yeah. Four hours is the magic number for streams. Yeah. And also if you stream it for you, uh, from 8 a.m. to noon, that's when you can double dip between NA and EU. So if you do want to double up on that audience. Oh yeah. Cause they're both awakened actor at that time.

Smart. It's great. Did it take note people? We actually give, that's the one thing we never hide anything on this because we want people to be successful even on the YouTube side, but I've never heard of that. That's really smart. Yep. That's the thing that people always ask like, Hey, do you have any tips for

YouTube? I'll fucking tell them. And we talked about it here on, on the podcast and whatnot. It's like, yeah, the hard part isn't knowing the tips and tricks, but if you're already like in the, you're trying to get on the grind, they might help. Yeah. And we're, we're totally fine. Like anybody who's ever asked, we, we tell them the same stuff. Yeah. We don't want to protect like this is ours It's go research or listen to whatever episodes are you can someone will comment that of? Exact episodes of what happens on those or when we actually talk about what works and what doesn't yeah

I think I think a lot of creators pull up the ladder behind them when they make it big they do It's a very fucking awful thing But if you if you keep it down then the people who you brought up with you will then support you, and that's what I've been doing. I think probably a lot of streamers do it more so than other creators. They do, because the PVP's enabled. That's, yeah, exactly. Yeah, because if you're live

and they're live at the same time, well then 300 years go over here, 400 years go over there, but at the end of the day, it's like, well, whenever you collab, big events happen, and it really is what it is. Yeah. You know, nobody wants to live on a fucking island, at least I don't I like doing shit with people non-stop I'm a very social guy

So I like having a army of people who I just like having conversations with And yeah building people up is nice because that's how I got started. I got shouted out one time I went from seven viewers to 80 viewers after my first trip and then I just fucking kept it going I was like, all right, dude, I'm doing this shit every day for the rest of my life and then I dropped out of college immediately. 80 viewers that is a bold move. I'm like I made it. Bitch look at this money. Five dollars. You're like you're making it rain with quarters. Even worse, not only that it wasn't like a random middle of the day college I mean like if I was in for one more week, I would have gotten my diploma. Oh dear and I was like nah

I'm gonna just be a youtuber and legit. It's worked out every new game. I play viewers go up So it is what it is. I don't know why but it's nice. So fucking I don't question it. Fuck. Yeah Do you still play games anymore? Right now. Oh, it's really bad. Like Oh, I try, but the most games are shit right now. They're really bad. Like, okay, I will say, Expedition 33. Damn it, I don't say anything because I'm, okay, good. I'm so excited for this fucking game. Small ass teammate it is. Yes.

It's like ex-Ubisoft devs. The probably game of the century, to be completely honest, it is really that good. I started playing it the other night on PS5. Really? It's pretty fucking good. It's good. It gets better the further you get in. Expedition 33, I recommend it to everybody. It's only like $40 too, good. It gets better the further you get in. Xbox and 33, I recommend everybody.

It's only like $40 too, which is nice. Because the game direction is like, we're going to start charging you $80, $100 for games. And it's like, what the fuck is going on? It's insane. But other than that, there's just not really that many games right now. I saw a meme yesterday.

It was like a video where it's like, oh my god, did you see the graphics on that game? You could see the beads of sweat on his arm hair. And's like nope. That's it. I am banning graphics Graphics are not allowed in games until fun becomes the purpose You are now all bit all playing text-based Japanese Hey Brandon, you ever wake up in your bed feeling like you just fought in the war Yeah, what do you ask you ever wake up and feel like you just fought in the war. All clear! Yeah, what do you ask? You ever wake up and feel like you slept in a sauna?

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do sleep better. Stay cooler. That is the thing. Like we're, we're kind of like, I'm at the point where I'm just going back and playing older games. Like I'm playing this game called like wizardry, which is like a 44 year old game. It was like the original turn-based RPG. They remade it for like 2020 and the game is shit, but I'm just like even this shit ass game, because the gameplay is so good, even though it looks like dog shit, it's still a good ass game. Yeah. You know, now that I think about it, all of the games I've gotten into, aside from Hell

Divers 2, that was like the only one that kind of broke the mold. Any game I've played recently that I've gotten into was made 2020 or before. Yep. Red Dead, Cyberpunk, MGS5. You played Dark Souls? No. That's fucked up. I could never get into it.

You played Dark Souls, right? Oh yeah. You seem like a Dark Souls guy. Cause you like the Berserk. Oh, that's exactly. I played Demon's Souls when it first, the order of the Korean version. We talked about it before.

I ordered the Korean version of the game because it wasn't the state side yet. Then I had to look up why I got the Korean version not the Japanese version. Korean version had English subs already out the gate. So that game was brutal for that generation again. That was a new wave. It was like, holy fuck.

Demon's Souls was really hard until you realized you just learned pyromancy and you shit on the entire game You played blood-borne yep My chat would be really remiss if I didn't mention this you're the hardest boss in the game or for the cause Did you find he's the DLC boss? Oh, I never played that one really damn. Well, he's the hardest boss He's like he's here like top three hardest video game bosses of all time beat it on my first try I just wanted to put that out there was insane ladies like top three hardest video game bosses of all time. Beat it on my first try. Just wanted to put that out there. It was insane. But.

Ladies. No, yeah, DM me. Big deal. Yeah, gaming, I mean, we, getting into games older, you get, it's harder to keep that retain. I think we've discussed that. Fucking, it's hard, man.

You get like, I love games. I'll do this for the rest of my life. 30 hits. You get like, I love games. I'll do this for the rest of my life. 30 hits. You're like, I love games. 35, I could be making money. 40, I'm not making money right now. What the fuck am I doing? We were talking about that.

That's like a problem that we all have is we'll sit down. We'll get into a game for 30 minutes and be like, God damn it, I could be making money doing something else right now. And just get up and go work on something else. I'll do a thing where I'll get sucked into a game like Red Dead 2, fucking loved it. Cyberpunk, fucking loved that.

I'll get sucked into something, I'll finish it, and then I won't play video games again for two months. Oh yeah, that's all I have with anime too. I'll watch a good show and then I'll just drive it for six months. Yeah, yup. With y'all's dynamics, surely there's a way for you guys to play games on stream and make fucking hella money.

I'm sure we could Just play some fucking among us. I think none of us just stream anymore. Yeah Yeah, and to almost a year and a half two years from me same Which and like over a year at least yeah, it's hard to get like hard for us. I'm like It is it's the most work for the least amount of money. It's just, you have to put so much into it. It's like, I upload one YouTube video that I made in 20 minutes, I'll make like 800 bucks. I'll stream for seven hours, I'll make like 600 bucks. And it's like, what do I do?

It is, I will say it's not to put down anything about what you do, because like, to do it is, do it is, fuck off. Just spit on me. All right, say please. To do it as Say please The to do it as consistently as you do it. That is a job in itself But like for me it was just always just easy and convenient. It's like alright Well if I'm gonna be playing like back when I was playing tarkov a couple years ago

It's like I'm gonna play it anyway Yeah, fuck it. I'll throw on the stream and it's just like an easy little bit of extra revenue But it was never I was never gonna be living for me. Absolutely absolutely it's good for building the community though it's like getting it everyone oh yeah always where is it Tom okay when he says the word community whether it's a family member friend or furry companion joining your summer road trip enjoy the peace of mind that comes with Volvo's legendary safety. During Volvo Discover Days, enjoy limited time savings as you make plans to cruise through Muskoka or down Toronto's bustling streets. From now until June 30th, lease a 2025 Volvo XC60 from 1.74% and save up to $4,000. Conditions apply. Visit your GTA Volvo retailer or go to Volvo cars.ca for full details

It builds that Connection and everyone gets to interact you get a really really solid group together And I think that's the strong point of streaming is that instant feedback with your creative It is insane how I've had people who started watching me when they were 14 and now they're married I'm like wow this is weird I've been invited to my viewers wedding married. I'm like, wow, this is weird. I've been invited to my viewers wedding before and I'm like, yes, I don't know you, man, but I appreciate the invite. Do you have a PO box?

I do. Bro, I get so many fucking wedding invitations now. Have you gone to any? No. I have a story actually about that. I did that one time. You went to a viewer's wedding? This was years ago. I went to a viewer's wedding? This was years ago.

I went to a viewer's bachelor party. It was just him and his boys. They're like, hey, we're going to go to the range, blah, blah, blah. And I looked at the address and I'm like, it's like a three hour drive. And I just woke up that morning. I had nothing to do. And I'm like, you know what? It's hilarious. Fuck it.

And so I went and I hung out with those guys. Shout out, Dave Cavarie, Dave. Hope you're still doing good. But, yeah, no, I just hung out with those dudes and got out Dave, Cavarie Dave. Hope you're still doing good. But yeah, no, I just hung out with those dudes and got shitty with them after the range. And yeah, we hung out and it was a good time. No shit. Pretty sure I crashed on his couch.

That is dope. See, I think it would be a blast if we did just crash at a wedding. Like someone sends one, we don't say we're going. And then we just, no. You would make them lose their minds. I was like the wife, that's actually really rude. Yeah.

I'd like take her special day away. He leaves the altar. Oh my god. This is about unsub now. Oh yeah, this is our wedding. Give me that dress, bitch. Yeah. He like cross-dressing IRL.

What's up? Like, no. But it would be fun going to like the, the after party of the wedding or something like just showing up and surprising everyone like, Hey, what's up guys? But what at the reception? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be kind of cool. Good. I mean, that'd be wild. You know that we're going to get flooded with wedding invites now. Well, the problem with that is to the, it's always like several months out and I don't even, we don't even know what the fuck we're doing like the next week yeah that is the truest statement ever it is

planning anything is a headache that I think I've been to like three weddings in my life maybe yeah I've been to one yeah mid as fuck oh also it is Memorial Day so thank you for your service fuck Fuck off. I text the chat this morning, like our fucking unsub group chat. I looked at my DMs, like my DM requests. And it is like two fucking pages of people just like every, every message, just thank you for your service. Two minutes, two minutes, three minutes, eight minutes, nine minutes, 13 minutes, 19 minutes, minutes thirteen minutes nineteen minutes twenty three minutes thirty one minutes thirty minutes

Just text that to the chat and I said fuck you Well, I thought Eli had like posted something on Twitter or something thinking him for a service, but no I was all organic Entirely organic. He just woke up before sending him this shit. I could travel back in time and undo my appearance on that veterans day My cortisol will go from here to here. Instantly. You just turn your alarm off at morning. Like, I'm gonna close in this time loop right now. Yeah, just go back in time, like, end of Deadpool 2 style, just unplug my phone charger.

Dang, I missed it. Sorry. Chargers. Mrs. Sorry. We did not expect the full direction of that. Yep. Can't take social cues and can't drop a joke. Welcome to unsubscribe. So going back to you're doing I mean you have asmen golds one of your friends and he's dealing with the dude the Hassan shits

absolutely amazing to watch from an outside perspective because I mean it's again a dude that loves I Don't know that it is wild to watch somebody like that have as many viewers as he does I was a little Hassan Hassan. Yes. about to say, Asmine's the goat. Yeah, Asmine's the dude. He's been killing it. I've been watching that guy since college, so going from watching him being a viewer of his to then being a friend of his to then doing a podcast with him, holy fuck, that shit was surreal.

Nah, that guy's the fucking goat. Yeah, Hassan's retarded though. That guy is fucking retarded. That's the best way to describe it. It is insane, because as much as I want to fault him for just being dumb as shit, it's like his viewers who are even dumber. Because he's like, I'll just go live and lie. And no one was saying a damn thing.

And it's like, bro, just do a Google search, brother. Do Google anything this motherfucker's saying. It is so easy to disprove this. But he's so hot. He's a progressive guy and a MAGA body. I love this guy. Could you please put up that news article? Yeah, something that I think what is it New York Times? Yeah, just deviate real quick

What was up with that the little puff piece? It said he was in a yeah Yeah progressive man in a MAGA body, which I guess that means if you're in shape That means that you're far right if you lift weights and like don't eat like a fat ass. You're a MAGA body Yeah, it's like like good like am I crazy like I don't know like a fat ass, you're a MAGA body. Yeah, it's like, isn't that good? Am I crazy? I don't know. Like people, on the internet, the problem is, in my sphere, it's that if you're not the furthest left,

you are now far right. So it's kind of like this whole infighting on the left. And if you go against the sound, we'll assume that you're MAGA. But it's like, no, and even if we were, we were who cares and secondly we're just not retarded and it's just like we fact-check the information that we consume it's not about his values it's who he is as a person which I will admit all things I have had Hassan on my podcast before or my old podcast great guy to talk to about talk to about anime you know great anime takes you know not all bad it's like Osama bin Laden he actually played

Animal Crossing not sure if you guys know that, so you know. Big karaoke guy. Yeah, but yeah man, his political takes. And also the way he treats his friends is pretty fucking bad, not gonna lie. Also calling Asmongold the murder of his mother, the murder of his dead mother is a. Yeah, cross the line.

Yeah, little bit too much. He really likes going out to people's parents, it's really weird. What was the story about that? Like he said that Asman murdered his mother Yeah, he said that it's his fault that his mom died because of how gross his room is kept How does how does mom die? Um Honestly, I've never felt comfortable enough to ask that question. Okay. I didn't know if it was public

Yeah, I maybe it is but it's like I'm just I'm just not gonna ask like, yeah, man. Sorry. I'm a conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's It wasn't because of that But yeah, that was what I mean he has this thing where this is essentially how this whole click works Which is instead of insulting people is what I do I mean, I'll be wrong I should talk to those appearance all the time because I think it's funny It was it's like I can call people fat because I was fat. It's fine. I can say that but he's like No, I'm gonna say this guy's I'm gonna say this guy's kids. I'm gonna see this guy's a fucking

So I'm gonna say that this guy's a murderer and it's like Which is legitimate defamation. Absolutely. Well, the problem of defamation now is it is so incredibly hard to prove It is so fucking ridiculously hard because you have to prove like what damage of assets I believe and so if you're doing successful It's like well Did they really make you lose money did they not the only way that you can kind of prove defamation a lot of cases like If the sponsor said they pulled out because of this comment, but it's such a messy case to actually fucking prove it But I agree it should be defamation, But it's it's so fucking hard to prove it's a hard very very hard legal battle

It's like one of the hardest to win Yeah, people don't get that because then they're like well if it was defamation you could sue important if you don't it's because it's true And it's like that's not how it works. It's legit Just that's not how it works a lot of money getting dumped into something you might have to then pay their legal. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, you're like fuck. I mean the that's what we're dealing with with the channel to thankfully Nick had a binder of What they said against rich and false Just a lot of lying and then actual shit that did hurt his career and proving that it was not it was a

It was known that they were lying. Yep, like it was it was done out of malice Mmm, you know, yeah, he had all the staples of proving defamation. Yep And then thankfully Channel News there that channel to tell to tell to yeah, they really just kept digging and digging It's like ten years of the same shit making up stuff saying he was on the Brady list and it's now they're like It's almost the 48- mark. If they apologize yet. Well, cause it came out Saturday. It was supposed to since the Memorial day, everything's closed. So we're giving them two business days. Yeah.

Yeah. 48 business hours. All right, dude, I can't, that's why I'm so excited for is to see tomorrow. If there was an actual, it's like, Hey, just want to apologize to Richard. Hi. We'll be like, knock over the king. But we're sorry. We're sorry. Cause we had a bunch of lawyers in the comment section on that video.

They're like, yo, you have an actual case. Yep. And then lawyers are going to hop on that shit for free publicity. And then it's stack of cash. Oh yeah. You'd be like, Hey, I'll just give 10% and I'll do the rest for free. They're like, okay. Cause 10 years of a decade of shitting on him and then to have that proven 10 years. Oh, they've not like Richard. It was like 2016 was the first one.

Yeah, I think so. And it's Richard. Is that angry cop? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The bag of powder. I think that was the first one he was in the news. I believe social media. Do Cody, I wish you were still a police officer just to see how much do the news would not like you at all. I don't think Spartanburg has gotten better. No, no. murderberg is still a shithole. Don't miss it? I don't, no, dude. This is so much cooler. Literally best job we've ever had.

So with any of that stuff on, how does that affect like the Twitch side of things? Cause it is very one sided on any like Twitch sides with them every time it seems. Yeah, it, it, it, it, the whole thing with Hassan and once again, it's not just a sign it's it's the whole orbit and I would list you all their names, but there's just fucking so many of them. I just forget and they're all just as stupid as the next one. Um, but it's kind of just like, you know, you see, and this is why I'm glad I got banned, because it was kind of like I was a martyr.

Because I've had this happen in another video game where, you know, I lost like $20,000 in a video game and, you know, I saved this game's weapon system. I'm not even going to say the name of the game, it's F***ing Genshin Impact, regardless. They call me Gotcha Jesus and now I'm being called Twitch Jesus because I got banned for two weeks to essentially demonstrate the hypocrisy of Twitch's infrastructure, which is we are going to pick and choose who we're going to ban. One guy who called one girl fat or one girl who said that all American soldiers get PTSD

and another guy who said America deserves 9-11, who says that we should kill Senator Rick Scott, who said that the street should bathe in capitalist blood, who said that the Houthi terrorists deserve a Nobel Peace Prize, the guy who interviewed a fucking Houthi terrorist on stream, a guy who called the police on his ex-girlfriend to harass her. You know, I'm like... And then he just reported, and then he read the,

in support for the shooting that just happened. Yeah, and it took a shooting to... Of course. Yep. Yeah, and it's like, who are we gonna ban here? Oh the guy who said fat Cody look what not at me not look at Brandon what? What yeah, that's right Cody. There's no 700 by Turtle Beach Do you mean the ones that have an 80-hour battery life with quick charge Cody?

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Head over to TurtleBeast.com. We love you. Buy a hammer, go to the beach, find a turtle. Okay. Yeah, and then Hassan did get banned two days ago now. Hopefully it doesn't emerge and break anybody who's watching this live, whenever this goes live. He's already unbanned. Oh yeah, he's unbanned. He had to be banned after one day for reading a terrorist manifesto. Yet he gets banned for reading a terrorist manifesto, but he didn't get banned for supporting and promoting terrorists. Like, are you familiar with One Piece? Anybody seen One Piece here? No.

Yeah, okay. Well, there's this show, there's this guy, he, you know, he eats a fruit, he's made out of rubber. What's that about? Man, it's so gay when you say like this I'm not taking my hand It's like hiding the sleeve He's like one of those beloved characters in anime history he always does the right thing he always is everything for his room And his son's like oh, dude. I think you're just like Monkey D Luffy. We support you.

And it's like, brother, what are we doing here? And you didn't get banned for that shit. Yeah, we get banned for just reading a terrorist manifesto. It just makes no sense. And the problem is, when you only get banned for a day, that helps your career tremendously. Because the news about you getting banned. Yes.

Everybody sees that you got banned, they're like, gotta be there for the unbanned stream. And you get paraded with you know followers he farms sympathy tons of subs came in that's like bro fuck me it's just pathetic. Like that dude even from the like socialist communism what's he he's a communist I forget which side but he's very big on it's like he's rich as shit but it's like he'll wear those anarchist t-shirts that they eat the rich like from homie. That's you I know Oh my god from his multi-millionaire mansion fucking Los Angeles. It makes no sense. You mean his was it a townhouse? What was that?

It wasn't quaint. It was like Fuck what was it was like? Modest town home Modest town home. $2.8 million modest town home. You're like, get, dude, just be honest. Like, be honest. Yeah, that's not in some people's ability, unfortunately, on stream, to just simply tell the truth.

It is insane. But I don't blame the song, because I understand why he does all this shit, because he really wants daddy Asmongold's attention. Like he gets off on just the idea of wanting to talk to him on stream he probably touches himself with the idea of being able to communicate with this hero this roach king and you know he turns him on really hard so yeah I mean one day I mean

Hassan really wants to talk to Asmongold when he does he'll probably blow his fucking load but that day is not coming anytime soon because nobody wants to talk to the guy because debating him is useless because he's a liar. And very bad at debating that was probably the worst career because he's a liar and very bad at debating that was probably the worst career move he could have done and he was it did you watch any of the even yeah yeah just funny the worst thing is his head is so small i've seen the cartoons too so i had to get that in there. It's funny because the last time Ethan Klein or Hassan were relevant to me was I think

it was what probably four years ago. They both were on a podcast together attacking me. What? Yeah. Oh, the mask thing? Yeah. Yeah. So I didn't add for a company.

This was like tail end of COVID, I guess. And now all the data is out and everything. We all know that the mass never fucking worked. And it was all sham like, yeah, go fucking figure. But I did a promo for a company that was like a fake mass company, where it's like a lot of like airplanes and shit, like they still required you to wear a mask. And it was like it was a mesh mask that you could wear, but you could still breathe through it. Like it wouldn't obstruct your breathing. This is your COVID? Yeah, yeah, it was like at was a mesh mask that you could wear, but you could still breathe through it Like it wouldn't obstruct your breathing. This is your coven

Yeah Yeah I was like at the very end of coven were just like Just to get past the the regs anywhere that like they still required you to wear it I did a promo for it and I was I was shit posting right while I was doing it I was like, oh, yeah Do you want to be a thermonuclear weapon in a nursing home like I was making obvious jokes, right? And they were treating it like oh my god, I can't believe, how is this allowed?

How has YouTube not banned this guy? And they were just like, they did 30 minutes or 20 minutes, like just attacking my fake ad for a fake mask. Well, it just sucks because jokes aren't allowed in 2025 because people who don't like you will say, no, he was serious and I know it was, I'm gonna go contact his sponsors right now. Nevermind, actually, I'll go one more recent than that.

Speaking of jokes, this one you could still look up. Fucking Ethan Klein, actually, afterward, I think he got a strike for this. But when I was at the NRA convention, he's like, how is some, I think this is like 2023, maybe? He went on a stream and was like, how has somebody not bombed this place already? And then like it's dead silence for a couple of seconds later on, like straight

face the whole time. He's like, Oh, obviously that was a joke. I was like, no, motherfucker. You were serious. You were speaking at that one, right? Yeah. I was, I had like a very public, I did a video there and everything like that, but like I was posting shit from there. And so like that's technically that was a death threat against a partner to creator. Yeah. Yeah, you would think that death threats would get you banned, but yeah, it just don't.

It just don't. You have to call the wrong person fat. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of COVID, is that shit coming back? Because I heard reports that it's like coming back. Have you guys seen that shit? I feel like it's like the mean girls like stop trying to make Kovac happen I've heard I've heard stuff like that, but I don't know. Yeah the culture difference between

COVID in Texas and COVID in Canada. Oh, what's it saying? Good like holy shit. What were you up in Canada for? Oh I was there for a girl. I played League of Legends this one shit So I went there for a girl. I played League of Legends with this one chick. So I went there for a girl I went to college there too. I had a GI bill passed down to me. So I was like, okay I'll just take free college up there because they don't make you take What are they called Americans take college? Janet Basics. Yeah, you don't do basics in Canada. So I was like, I was gonna take a bunch of dumb shit I took like a theater Psychology sociology interactive media design web development just for just for fun

I can only imagine what a Canadian theater department was like during COVID. Oh, my God. Oh, one of the most... Oh, God. Dude, theater in Canada was horrifying. I legit discovered what a panic attack was for the first time up there. So I had this bitch flew in from France to teach us how to be a clown. Like, it was called... It was literally clown college. And so legit, I'm like a very like, yeah, let's go do it.

I'm down. I'll be the first guy. And so it's the first day one, day one. And she says, any volunteers? I'm horrible at French accent. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done one for y'all. And I'm like, oh, yeah, me miss, I'm down. Do we have any volunteers?

Wee, ho. Do we have any volunteers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wee, wee. So I went up, and I'm in front of 40 people. And she says, now take off all your clothes. Straight up. And I'm like, what? The whole area is like, no, I'm good. Like, no, take off all your clothes or you fail.

And if I failed a single course in Canada, then I would have had my GI bill revoked. Yes, I had to pass all my classes. And so this is sounding like a hashtag me too moment. Dude, so I take off all my clothes as my underwear. And then she throws me a diaper. And she puts me in a diaper and then rolls a red nose to me and says, put it on. And I put it on. And then she says, now make us laugh. And I'm like,

holy fuck. I say, I say something about like maybe video games. And thankfully my friends, very supportive, just start dying just to like support me and then I get to sit down then I go outside and I had the biggest panic attack of my fucking life bro that shit was it was hard bro and it was like that every day like you would see people coming in and out of that class in tears all the fucking time like damn that's I don't even think that serves a purpose she's just a psych straight up no she was straight up a psychopath like It was nuts. Did you hear that? I missed that I had to take a tinkle so I had to look my teacher to pass a class

Dude just put it got on stage and Then told him to strip. Yeah, I was doing a clown college They're like get naked or you fail and I'm like yeah it was weird as shit why that sounds pretty illegal Canadian Canadian clown college weird as fuck and he had to put on a diaper in a red nose yep there's weird that's really weird yeah those were yeah a lot of people did say that surprisingly and a lot of people I don't know. I would be like, fuck off. Yeah. I'd be a criminal. Fuck off. A lot of people did say that, surprisingly. And a lot of people did fail that course.

However, I could not fail. Yes, but I could not fail that. No. Well, it's a little different when it's like, oh, yeah, if you fail, you get deported. But it was crazy. In COVID, everybody wore a mask. Everybody was like, double, triple vaccine,

which I will be real. And I don't know if I'm allowed to say this on YouTube. I've never felt the same since I got vaccinated. I've always felt worse. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this on YouTube. Like I've never felt the same as I got vaccinated. Like I've always felt worse. I don't know. My lungs just, I feel like they just don't work like they used to. But then you come down to Texas and it's like, yeah, well, we're just like bored of it.

So we don't want to like do anything. So nobody wears a fucking mask at all. And nobody's vaccinated, at least where I'm from. Yeah. And like all of us were like, if we had to go to like a concert or whatever, the way to go some thing in Austin, like they wanted like vax passes like two years after COVID. We'd all just sit there at brunch and Photoshop them.

Like, fuck off. We need to bring our documents. It was some conventions that we went to some conventions. Because we just be talking and put it here and then you get the people it was was that packs East? No, like put on your packs West wasn't our way was this this Boston Boston yeah packs East and then that were dude does the security oh yeah the little what they call them but forcers it or to do the enforcers the packs enforcers they'd be like if we have to have this conversation one more time. Yeah. Kicking you out. We're like, when Eli does this, he's talking about they weigh 450 pounds

on breathing heavily. He's like waddling. Not in shape for us. Like out of shape. This. You can't use it. Put your mask on right now. Put it on.

There's trouble. And they just hover and watch. They're like, there they are. We told them. The amount of spit that just came out of your mouth. It's so funny. Do you guys remember? Sorry about that. I was like, goddamn, bro. there they are we told them the amount of spit that just came out of your mouth do you guys remember the first shot show after covid oh my god yes everywhere in the casino floor and in the uh the um because the the venue is like the venetian in the sands like the sands expo center i'm sure connected and so it's the same security guys all through there and they had

like masks a bunch of masks in hand if you don't know shot so it's the same security guys all through there. And they had like masks, a bunch of masks in hand. And if you don't know SHOT Show, it's like the biggest weapon convention in at least America, probably the world. And it's exactly who you think it is. It's a bunch of ex-military guys, a bunch of like just, you know, hunters, FUDs, you know, whoever, but all like pretty conservative, you know,

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Like I'll do it. But it's like, man, I saw that movie Lost when I was a little kid and we're like, what's his name? The guy gets lost, stuck on an island with a fucking volleyball. Oh, Castaway. Yeah, Castaway. That's the one. Oh I saw that movie Lost when I was a little kid. And we're like, what's his name? The guy gets lost stuck on an island with a fucking volleyball. Oh, Castaway. Yeah, cast right. That's the one. Oh, God, that shit haunted me.

Jesus. I don't I don't want to go that crazy, bro. Or movies are Tom Hanks. No, the one where he fucks the volleyball. I was driving, bro. Fuck that. Yeah, dude, flying during that time time because it had the rules of, if you're eating, you can have your mask down. Yep. That's it.

And it's so on a plane, you just bring snacks on the plane. Oh yeah, that's smart. They were like, they were threatening to kick me off the plane one time because I didn't have my mask on, but I was holding my snack and every time she would come by, I would just hold it up to my mouth. She's like, I know what you're doing.

I was like eating delicious snacks. I am in the process of eating drinking. Yeah. You just have all like do the skits during that time. It would be a dude having like a stay, like he pulled out like, uh, one of those little propane fires and it's him cooking a steak. Oh, I'm eating right now. Sorry. I can't put my mask on. You just always have your drink like up to here. Like you're really engaged in what you're watching.

Guess you'll have to bring me more booze, man. You missed it. Yeah, it was the worst because you're those was it was wearing a mask for four hours, six hours straight. Yeah, no, I'm good. And then you're in a condensed area. And then you think how stupid it is is oh, this is everyone's taking the mask off the eat drink. So everything's spreading anyway. Yeah. Versus Well, you got to put it's especially like the thing that drove me fucking crazy. It's kind of like twitch like where it's like, I just

want the rules to be enforced equally. like you go to like in a restaurant All right, we're all breathing each other's recirculated air But if you stand up from a table where you're not eating you have to put your mask on it's like oh, oh, yeah shit I forgot covid doesn't exist at the three-foot level. I forgot about that It's just fucking stupid. It's like can we just all agree that this is security theater? Yeah, and like none of this actually matters That is a great point. I'm glad that you brought that up just Getting banned equally would be fantastic on which was I would agree. I have been Banned twice and I've been warned once um

One of the okay, I didn't even know they did warnings. Yes, so okay So the first warning I got was because I said, why the fuck would I listen to Denims? The only good content she has is on OnlyFans. And then she says, she says that's a full assault. And I'm like, come the fuck on. So I got warned by Twitch for that. Assaulted someone from 1200 miles away. Yes. It's impressive.

That shit was insane. And then the second time was totally deserved. I was having a really bad day. And I was watching, oh my god, this is so stupid. I was watching Solo Leveling on stream. And I didn't get banned for that. Solo Leveling's a great anime. Not sure if you guys have watched it.

Great show. It's one of the only animes I've ever seen. Very, very, very good. And this viewer just, one thing that I pride myself in is being to a fault, completely legitimate and transparent with my audience. I don't fake anything. Not anymore. Three, four years ago, sure. When money was tight, sure. Now I'm good. I just be legitimate with my audience all the time. And this guy just said, you pre-watched this, you're faking your reactions. It was such a harmless comment,

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And the other thing is, you know what else is on the Twitch TOS? When I got banned, I did a little appeal, a little appeal quiz, and it said, legit, if you promote terrorism, is that against TOS? And the answer was yes. And yet people are still doing that and no one is getting banned. Their offices are based out of what? Washington, Oregon? Yeah, that sounds about right. And yet people are still doing that and no one is getting their offices are based out of what Washington or again. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hands down my least favorite app or community I've seen is twitch just as a whole. I'm like, oh man, how hard it's full of crossing guards that just want you to fuck up. It's professional victims is what I see it as like you go on a lot of their Twitters or anything. They're just like, there's nothing positive. It's just complaining or saying X, Y, and Z like, oh, this is bad. Oh, they said this. And it's horrendous.

And I don't see how they have any viewers period. But dear God, they have a fan base that supports them. They don't get new viewers. The most recent time that Twitch got new viewers was because of Kai Sonat and the W community who got like viewers off of like TikTok and Instagram because Kai Sonat just blew up tremendously. Like the shit he's doing is obviously it's for the kids. You know, it's a lot of content made for kids. Um, so, you know, the new generation is coming in,

but not too many. And they only watch Kai and his little group, but he does a good job. Like I think he does a business. He does fucking genius. And like his sets and yeah, like, like you can say, you can say he's cringe. You can say he doesn't, you don't like your content, but it doesn't fucking matter, like he's not making content for you. It's for the children. So just let them watch their w spammers and yeah, it's fine.

Um, but yeah, Twitch has not gained any new viewers since then in a very long time it is just going down down down down down as well as ad revenue being down around like 300% right now so like I mean I should you know like two months ago I was making like maybe seven eight hundred dollars off ad revenue a stream now I'm making like 150 200 dollars and it's it's bad like I live and die by sponsorships Thankfully I get a fuck ton of sponsors because uh Japan and China love me and they don't know English So like I don't know This guy is very good stream America. His name is he record it a tonic

Also number one. Okay. Very big white man. Okay, give him Gale. Do they want to fly me out to Shanghai, bro? I think they're going to kill me, but that's why. Probably. What was the story you told earlier about that? Oh yeah, so fuck.

I played this game called Genshin Impact and there was this 50-50 banner, it's called the Staff of Homa, that they renamed the Staff of Homelessness because there's a 50-50 system and you unlock this 50-50 by paying at max $400 to get to this 50-50 and I lost it 13 times in a row. I had a mental breakdown on fucking trippies. This was back before I had money. I did not have money like that to be doing this shit. Lost that shit. On me for YouTube. Oh, oh by the way, that's that's for one

Wait, no, no, wait, you're if $400 is the max, right? Yes, but that's to get one copy and you have to get five and then you have to get the characters and the characters Yeah, yes, and then there's the carry really we're adding up real quick. Yes, you're shitting me 2026 Yes, and then there was the characters and you have to get seven of them. I You not and it's so at most it would be a hundred and eighty two. No, that's what What the fuck are we looking at here at most back then? Back then like at most to be infinite infinite dollars because there was no pity There was no hard system. It was like a 50 50 is gonna happen here

So yeah, that's why that video for me blew up with like one point four three one point two million views on my channel Like two three million across other channels on English and then in China It blew up even more of like 30 40 million views across the entire platform And they're like they would call me T dog or the fuck guy because I would say So much the fuck guy. It's the fuck guy Yeah, oh, yeah Playing to Shanghai like oh fuck man come upstairs Oh fuck man come upstairs, okay room 108, I love you what you do It's not my name

But yeah like the Chinese companies don't listen to us Americans, they don't care We're like 5% of the revenue they make But they do listen to China so when China got weaponized They were like okay we gotta change something and that cost them hundreds of millions of dollars And so legit no joke for like three months out of this, I was so scared. I was like, guys, I will never kill myself. If I'm found dead, they got me.

Because like, I was so paranoid. These Chinese assassins were gonna come shoot me. Yeah, then a week later, they invite you to Shanghai. Well, okay, it wasn't a week later. It was like four years later. But yeah. Hundreds of millions is like, that's hundreds times kill people money. Oh, yeah, because like I was going they forgot this was one of the most harrowing conversations

I ever had. There was one guy who I trust with my wife. And this guy told me ten thousand dollars can make any person on earth disappear. And I'm like, oh, wow. OK, well, that's great to know. Really scary. I've lost hundreds of millions of dollars. I really hope I don't fucking die.

Because this was the number one highest grossing video game of all time. Yeah, I mean, Genshin makes a fuck. Seriously? Yes, Genshin during COVID, it was the hottest game on Earth. It's that in Fortnite. Like, you're two billions of dollars. And probably like FIFA. Yeah, but for mobile games, the number one highest grossing.

Genshin Impact. Is it an MMO? No, it's just a fucking phone game. What? It is an anime phone game. It is wild. And you can play on your computer. You're shitting me.

So you know Legend of Zelda? Yes. You ever played Breath of Wild? Yeah. It's Breath of Wild, but it's anime. Yep. That's all it is. It's anime wipers. That's it Yep, Jesus. It was like the most popular game on earth for a very long time touch fucking grass. Oh, yeah. Yep. Wow. Yeah, it makes Yeah, I gotcha. I don't know what that is So essentially first year it made two billion dollars. Jesus Christ. Yes.

Dude, yes. Look! So they would make a character and the characters would sell for like 80, 90 million dollars every single month and then there was a character that just, it was already a released character and they re-ran it and it made a quarter million, or sorry, not quarter million. Yeah, yeah, no, $250 million in just one month. Like the game prints money because gotcha games are essentially selling gambling to children. So like these kids, they don't get it. They're like, Oh, this cost 16,000

primogems. And meanwhile, 16,000 primogems is a hundred fucking dollars in real life. So that's kind of what I've dedicated my life to is showing how bad these games can be and how predatory they can be while also simultaneously enjoying them in a good way. Because if you don't spend money on the grip, but if you lose yourself, because I've caused a lot of damage in my life due to my addiction to gotcha games. But yeah, you gotta be careful.

So they're weaponizing the same loopholes that they use for those fucking arcade gaming cabinets, the casino shit that they have in bars and whatnot, except for children. Yep, yeah, it's essentially it in bars and whatnot, except for children. Yep. Yeah, it's essentially like, okay, so you're playing Dark Souls and every time you die, you spin a slot machine and you have a chance of losing a hundred bucks.

So that's pretty much what a gacha game is. Jesus. But the adrenaline you feel when you win, oh my god. That's gambling, yep. That's the definition. Dude, me in Vegas, it? Yep. That's the definition. Dude, me in Vegas, it was insane. What's your game?

Dude, legit just slots. Really? I am legit a slot player, bro. It's so bad. It's so bad. I can't help it. They're so fun. I found this one with this fucking Chinese pig.

I sat there with- I sat there- I was gambling with Emmy for like four hours. I was up 13 grand, left there down six grand. And I'm like, Jesus Christ. And I lost my debit card because I was having so much fun. I forgot where my fucking wallet was. Oh shit. Yeah, my gambling addiction is very bad. I'm working on it every day.

It is made $10 billion so far. What the fuck? How long has it been out? Five years. Yeah, five years. God damn. Mm-hmm. Well, all right.

Wait for the podcast. We're gonna start again. I was about to say, let's start a mobile game damn. Mm-hmm. All right. For the podcast, we're going to start a game. Let's start a mobile game. Love you all. Download it here. It's called profitableslots.com. There's a lot of naked women on there, you misspelled slots. So well, at least you get to go back and hopefully not die.

Yeah. That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah. I'm hoping I get to see Shanghai, but I lost my passport, so who knows what will go, but I am hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai.

I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go to Shanghai. I'm hoping I get to go back and hopefully not die. Yeah. That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah, I'm hoping I get to see Shanghai, but I lost my passport, so who knows what will go.

But I am hoping I get to go to Shanghai. It's funny, you're like, I don't really like, you know, I'm terrified of flying. But I'll do a 14-hour flight. But dude, for the money you get paid, it's because they want me to come out to Shanghai for five fucking days. Like, I'm assuming.

I don't know how much I'm going to make. But God damn that's gotta be a bag. You think so? What part? Like like just streaming from there? Or like, like, like, being sponsored, because they're gonna sponsor me to come out to Shanghai. Okay, yeah. And I'm like, if there's something for five days, he's like, my rates are fucking retarded. So I mean, that's gotta be six figures minimum, like, oh, yeah, so one of our fuck, I've been paid six Rates are fucking retarded. So I mean that's gotta be six figures minimum like So what the fuck I've been paid six figures for one stream

Jesus right up. Yeah, maybe I am in the wrong business We had a guy who won't Know you bleep out his name. It's when I helped negotiate his one contract for the Middle East He's like, hey this just came in. I was like, where's the front? He's like, Dubai. They want me to fly out for two days and work. I was like, when is the when does it happen? He's like two weeks from now. I was like, oh fuck. Yeah. Well, okay. I'm going to ask 70 grand. I was like, no, ask for 250,000. He's like, whoa, no. I was like, just ask for 250. Trust me. Ask for 250. They want you now. And there was just for two stories or two, two 62nd, uh,

ads on his IG Senate got a text back 10 minutes later. Holy fuck. They said yes. I was like, fuck, I should have went higher for you. He was like, bro, I was going to ask for 70. What the fuck? I did 250 grand. Like, I hope he gave you an edible arrangement.

Fucking he's made him $180,000. He was a very happy boy after that. Fuck that, buy him a car. You just need to buy him a car. It's like whatever. Because it's hard to judge, I don't know my worth, but a lot of those like China, goodbye. I can explain how to tell everybody's worth. So I actually, I'm with this thing called Mythic Talent.

I think like the greatest ad agency on planet Earth. They're amazing. They've transformed my life dramatically, like taking me from making like $2,000 a month to like $80,000 like within like 30 days. Like they're incredible. I've gotten so many of my friends into it. You should use my code.

No, it's not like a scam. I promise you it's not a scam. But yeah, they bring it down pretty easy. So like if you want to know your worth as like a streamer, you just get paid $1 per viewer per hour, right? And that's like on average. So anywhere between.8 and 1.2. So you know, for me, like I go live on Twitch and YouTube.

I usually get around $5, $6K on YouTube. I usually around and get like $6, $7K on Twitch. If it's a good day, sometimes I'll even get even higher. And so somewhere I get around 13,000 viewers if I do a stream for an hour 13 grand two hours 26 grand if I get that shit sponsored so it's pretty straightforward and that and the the last part is essential to that like if you get it sponsored yeah of course it's like that what people don't realize is the difference between if you don't know what it is worth and what you make

absolutely that's what it what it's worth is fictional yeah you can make on it like that's the only part that matters yep absolutely but I had this thing where I'm very passionate about making creators money I had this friend who I'm not gonna say their name But they got offered the same contract that I did offer a two-year deal with an energy drink company I was 3,000 current viewers average back then they were 3,000 current viewers average. She didn't know her worth She got paid $500 a month for two years. I was even paid $12,000 a month for two years. Jesus. They never knew. They were like, I was just really happy to get money. And I'm like, damn, bro, you literally just lost like $250,000.

So ever since then, I've been trying to make sure that everybody knows their worth. YouTube does get a little bit tricky. But I do try to help everybody know their numbers because I fucking hate corporations. They scam everybody. They don't give a fuck about you. They don't give a fuck YouTube does get a little bit tricky, but I do try to help everybody know their numbers because I fucking hate corporations They scam everybody. They don't give a fuck about you. They don't give a fuck about like pride days They don't do that because they care about gay people they do it because oh well if we put up this flag The people will buy our coffee more and it's like I just fucking hate them brother so shitty It's kind of wild that they don't do the the pride flags in any of their Middle Eastern departments Yeah, weird how that works. Bizarre, strange.

Yep, I remember that. I think it was Mercedes. It was all of them. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, it was just across the board. There was a screenshot that it was just like all these corporations and if you like, .ae, or yeah, UAE.

Like, I'm not doing that. God, well at least you're helping others. That's awesome to hear. It's not, I don't think a lot of creators do enough of that And then you actually presenting the information again. We talked about that earlier just like helping youtubers Just hey, this is how you make good content Here's the rules to follow that can make you more successful also a lot of people drop the ball on their work They don't fucking know because it's it's like it's so important as a creator to know these people see this

They're like these guys make millions of dollars Yes, absolutely the people who are on top do the top point one percent. Absolutely. They make that money But our careers are finite like the average life span as a conjurer is what what three to four years? I'm grateful to be in yeah, it's less than that probably no We're just on that hot because we're been in this since we've been so long. We're like, I'm Todd on that hot because we've been in this since we've been so long we're like I'm tired balls. You guys are very fortunate. We're all very fortunate.

But like yeah two three years and you have to make your money and you have to get out and be able to retire because if not like you've sacrificed all that time not educating yourself. You probably won't be able to fucking reintroduce yourself into a job. Now the internet knows way too much about you. It's going to make you getting a job so fucking hard. And I can't tell you how many creators I know, which by the way, the number is over 20, that once they stop their converse group, they're fucking homeless now.

No shit. Yes, they're fucking homeless. Holy shit. Jesus. Yeah, it's fucking bad. And then they reach out to me and I'm like, I'm not giving you any money. But you know, I mean, it's just, it's very scary. People, dude, I don't think they take it serious enough

They don't they how much work goes into it. That's where people do not understand. It is wild thinking. I'll be a youtuber I'll work ten hours a week when especially when I start or streaming I'll just stream like a couple hours, or well. I play video games with my friends think I'm funny. It's like great, dude You have to do a fuck ton more. Yeah, try exactly. Yes, try and see what happens yep I play video games with my friends think I'm funny. It's like, great, dude. You have to do a fuck ton more. Try it. Oh yeah. Try exactly. Just try it, see what happens. Yep.

From the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep, I am working the entire fucking day. And it's been that way for like six fucking years. And every single month. What you're saying about like, several streamers that you know that end up homeless and whatnot, this is literally no different than professional sports.

Absolutely. Dudes will get these $20 million three-year contracts and like, oh, I'm on top of the world. And they got all the boats and hoes and everything. And then like five years down the road when they're, you know, their body's completely broken. Yep. You know, they've completely given their body to the sport. Nobody knows who they are now. You know, they're struggling to get a fucking contract to do a fruit juice promotion. Yeah.

Like they didn't save any money. They didn't invest any money and now they're broke. And even sadder thing is the women who blow up in this field and they're, you know, they have tons of viewers, they fall off. What did they do? Start an only fans and they fucking hate it. Now they have to prostitute themselves online to fucking make it. It's fucking disgusting. It sucks. It's a, it's a, it's a lot darker than people seem.

Because when it's good, it's great. But my god, when your numbers go down, you're like, how the fuck do I get back in the algorithm? Those people have to be addicted to it, too. We're like, not only just the money, but the affirmation, all that stuff, especially from a female perspective. I can only imagine. It is very hard.

I'll tell you, I believe you guys are all in relationships. Yeah. No. You should be. You're beautiful Well, I'm not the one who got the beautiful man's feature The really bad version I want the ones re-uploaded like 80 times. Holy shit, you're Mexican? It was a bit that Eli said in a video a while ago.

But yeah, it's like when you're in the space and you have a girlfriend, you know how consuming it is of always checking your phone. Hopefully you guys aren't like this. I'm definitely like this. I'm on my phone 24-7 being like, okay, how do I make the next video? And just trying really hard to disconnect just to be there for your partner is very difficult because you don't get to say, I'm just gonna relax now. At least you can get to a point, I'm not at that point yet, I cannot relax yet. And it takes over your fucking brain.

And nightmare brick. Been a challenge, yeah. Like that's fucking difficult. And it's hard to explain because everything that we do looks so cool And don't get me wrong. It is cool. Like I'm very very best career ever I'm not I'm just saying there's a side to do it is don't understand about I'm not gonna say Hassan and saying Dude, streaming is the hardest job in the world dude. It's soul sucking. Shut the fuck up. It's great

There's just some downsides to it I mean, it's the difference between that attitude and like our attitude We always take is, you know best job ever had even when we get you out It's like man, we're're so grateful to be here. Absolutely. I'm super lucky. And I don't think in that it's wild watching like that two to three years of, Hey, we have this much time. The cameras, the focus is on us. How do I maximize this? Absolutely. In case I thought that's where you build the

other businesses. This is where you network. That is when you're popping off. Okay. I need to start expanding into everything else. So I have multiple sources of income. I can, everyone knows me. So I should, I built a brand on me. And I think that's what we did with Pepperbox, the shirts, the shoes, the energy drinks, the, like the live shows, and then the podcasts themselves. And it was just stack, stack, the, like the live shows and then the podcast themselves. And it was just stack stack, sack, sack.

And yes, it sucks cock cause you don't get days off. Yep. But it's worth it in the end. Cause then you're like, okay, I'm taking care of a whole bunch. Like myself, my family, our friends are taking care of employees are taking care of their families. And then we can hire more too. It's just the flip side.

People do not see us easy. Yeah, they just talk. Yeah, you just go live. What's so bad about that? Which to be fair, it is very fucking easy, but there's some difficulty to it. Twitch I think is really, the one thing I don't get is you really can't take two weeks off because then you're, that subscription base. Yeah, hell no. They'll forget about you. They'll click on somebody else. It's, oh fuck it's so scary. Cause like now I'm like, I'm trying to, I'll know don't forget about you though. They'll click on somebody else It's a fuck. It's so scary cuz like now I'm like I'm trying to I try to take a day off every three weeks Fuck it's just like Jesus. I just cannot fall out of the algorithm Hmm

I'm gonna jump on there later It's been over a year. I just kind of want to see what happened Yeah, but like you're like you're like up here, bro Like you're killing it on YouTube and like you already have like this huge audience coming in to watch your ass like and you're gonna Bring in new viewers which is huge and you're like very good sociable you'll be able to bring people on to be able to fucking connect very easily and Unless you're really sticking to just the I'm gonna talk about the news. I Would say every now and then maybe cover the news then do a two-hour additional on the end of it where it's like and now I'm gonna do this thing with these people

and just introduce you up to more people because like I'll be real you guys need to talk to Asmogold. I mean yeah yeah yeah I talked to him. Like like like here like bring him here. It's a standing offer. Oh yeah the problem is getting him out of his house is very difficult. But I will try to help you guys bring him down here. Because I think it would be really good content. And S-Fan too. S-Fan's great.

You all know S-Fan? Mm-hmm. OK, cool. Yeah. S-Fan, he's like the really big Samoan. I think he's Samoan. I don't fucking know. Maybe he's Mexican.

I fucking can't tell. He's the other guy who plays Wild Hound. We see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's brown. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This Caucasian Herrera guy. Yeah. He's very confusing looking. Like, I don't fucking know.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just, this is educating me on how little I know about the streamers fear. Yeah, it's good. It's weird sometimes. Sometimes people come to your house. They're like, Oh, but you said we're friends on stream.

Oh my God. Yeah. I'd be like, no, what? Yeah. That happened so many times. Oh my God. I had this guy. Oh my God.

So there's one of them was an oiler and oiler means the guy who like heavily support your channel and He found my address because he saw me show the front of my door for a half second One stream like four months ago. This happened. You had the number on it or anything or no heat Oh, it was a unique door. It was a very unique door and he knew I live in Austin, Texas So he checked every single fucking door Yes, he checked was he on Google streets just driving fucking I guess so found my house and to be fair he left me gifts of like two of my favorite VTubers you know what a VTuber is?

yeah okay that was really y'all don't know y'all don't look like you know what a VTuber is the only reason I know is because we have VTubers that react to our content. Oh who? I don't know. The miss... who's the fox lady? Curse? I think...

I think Remi is one of them? I don't know the... Kitsuneeru? I don't know. Who? Nox does. Nox? I don't actually know who that is.

Oh yeah, Nox. Nox is the fucking man by the way. Shout out to Nox. Dudes, go to this fuck. I think it was... Curse reacted to it. Curse is awesome, greath reacted to it Kersh Kersh is awesome great yes yeah Kersh is awesome yeah she reacted to one of our videos yeah that one yeah so she reacted to us because that was sent to us yeah yeah Kersh is great yeah they left me two

Gamers Ups cup it's a great company fucking love Gamers Ups this is the drink it's yummy yummy yummy. Tactic hip. Yeah and he left me two of the cups of neanderthals and aethel two videos I love my whole fucking heart and three snuggies for me and my two roommates and he left me a note saying hey found your house so I left you these gifts and I'm like this was really nice but if you come to my house again I'm gonna shoot you so don't do that.

Then I had another people group of people who came to my house, took a photo of my front door. And they said, if you ever play Genshin Embak again, we will kill you. Well, that's a wild one. That one was bad. There was a TikTok song that blew up about me with like, this was like my 3 million views, 80,000 likes, where it was a song about Genshin Black players coming to my house, chopping me up into pieces and setting me on fire. Hell yeah.

I was like, I'm sorry for helping your day. Like, my bad. All right, we've all gotten death threats. You got death lore and a death like fucking diss track. That's awesome. People don't get that these fucking ass journalists who freak out over being like, this guy told me to kill myself on stream. That's not a death threat, bro.

That's a suggestion. But it's not a death threat. bro. That's a suggestion. But it's not. It's not a death threat. Like these people are they overreact like some mother will do some fucked up shit where they deserve hate and some bitch will call them a slur. They'll say yourself and these people deserve it. But then the internet says, Hey guys, they're getting death threats. No, they're not yourself is not a fucking death threat. That is not a fucking death threat. A picture of your door saying if you do X again, I will fucking you. That is a death threat. is not a fucking death threat a picture of your door saying if you do x again i will fucking you that is a death threat yes hot mixtape oh yeah discover the magic of bet mgm casino where the excitement is always on deck pull up a seat and check out a wide variety

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All right, fuck, they're talented. So it was horrible. What is your worst Twitch experience or live streaming experience? Oh man, there's so many. To name one, okay, I did a 42 day long sub-a long subathon which admittedly I made around half a million dollars for which was awesome But 42 days. Yes, that's literally like one of those like little Facebook things gets pushed around like Would you like live in this cabin for a million dollars for a year with no Wi-Fi?

Yeah, would you stream for 42 days for five hundred,000? When you say you stream for 42 days, you were sleeping on stream. Sleeping on stream, yep. Sleeping on stream. No sessy time? No, no, yep, yeah, no, no. Turns out against TOS. Yeah, jerking off was really difficult

because I had a chronic masturbation addiction back then. So finding times to tactically beat off was really important. I was like, okay, they'll probably give me like a minute if I go to the bathroom and then I'll just add a minute back on to the timer Are you sweating? You just had a privacy curtain So yeah, I woke up on day 22 21 and that you know, you're on camera all the time you forget You know you wake up what you know, obviously when we wake up, you know you're on camera all the time you forget. You know you wake up What you know obviously when we wake up you know things happen to our bodies

We're all growing men here, and I was horny as fuck, and I just immediately just start and jerking my shit on stream and thankfully I got away with this because first of all on full screen was Hell's Kitchen And I was in the minic cam underneath and secondly I was like man my leg was really itchy guys because I was already in the blanket I was already in the blanket so but you can see the fucking boom boom boom boom but I was like oh man my leg was just so itchy guys never got banned for it never got called out for it but yeah that was one of the scariest moments of my life and then what's another really bad moment? Oh God. That's fucking true. It's like those streamers that like they stand up, pull their pants

down like, yeah. And then they look over and like, what's up? There was that one guy, I can't remember who it was, but I love his reaction to it. He's just like, nah, you got me. What can you do? Well. Fuck me. Fuck. Another horrible experience. Um. I'm just a sick fucking man.

I always think that things that happen to me are hilarious. Um, obviously I had a comfortable following in my house. Sure, that sucked. Have you been swatted yet? Surprisingly no. Damn. Yeah, that'll be new. You got like what, five times?

I got five under me. Jesus Christ. You're about to prestige. I know, right? Cody's gold. I actually think I'm too fucked up to actually give any genuinely bad experience like any truly I try to be very grateful for my time. So yeah, probably just me just jacking off Still it was horrible. Yeah

It was kind of awesome. But like the fear was just like fuck But I also like completed the asthma goal challenge was like see if you can get away with jerking off on stream But nobody catching it. So like I got that. Has he done that? Well, that's this whole gimmick. I didn't come That's what really sucks because if I did that I would actually completed the challenge, but I only like got like Almost there and then I was like, why is Jack going so fast? Did he register I'm on yes it did I was like Man, my legs itchy. Yeah, that's I just said that out loud very my penis would go like loud very my penis would go like inside me I guess what was haunting moment that still haunts me today is there was this oh Jesus there was this and I hope you

guys never look this up that you should not let's call these so let's call this price and effect so I was 330 pounds a couple of years ago, now I'm down to 230. Hell yeah. Congratulations, man. Thank you. I feel much better. I can go up the stairs and not feel like I'm on a vomit, which is great. But there was this whole thing where OnlyFans girls would get butt-ass naked, and then they would put black bars over their titties and their vagina. Yeah, there was that when they would do the, there was a whole thing about that shit. Yeah, there was a whole thing. Because that was like where they were edging TOS for Twitch.

They're like, oh, how far can we go and get away with it? Yep. So I often as I do, I'm like, I will be the guy to make an example of how bullshit this is because I got my homies getting banned for V tubers or for showing too much hit and then these fucking whores are putting Blackheads in their vagina and nothing's fucking happening to them. So what did I do? I strip down to my boxers and I just put a black bar over my penis Right, and so it looks like a badass fucking. Got my big old fucking hundred pound gut out there, nipples hanging out. And oh fuck, it was so gross.

But I do a gesture where I said, this is wrong because so many people are fucking jerking their dicks on this platform. But my hand goes underneath the black bar to where it looks like I'm jerking off on stream and then I got like 40 articles about how 30 year old man goes live and jerks off in front of his child audience and I'm like Well, that does sound bad Day after I do that They banned everybody who's doing the black bar meta and it stopped because it only took one nasty Fuck to do it for Dan Clancy to stop jerking off to these girls on this he bet he runs on his platform

He's dead client is a cougar and we all know he's a fucking cougar. Yeah I've you you know what he's talking about. So the owner The seed the guy that's still CEO. Yeah him and his son like suck each other off Oh, yeah, absolutely. I met Dan. He was very nice to me, but I do is definitely a gooner The seed the guy that still see you yeah him and his son like suck each other Because what happened it was on his phone or something yeah every time he swipes and it's a for you page on twist Oh, no, the streamers are optimized to what you click on. I'll read them Yes, the day claims was swiping through his algorithm It's just only fans girl only fans girl only fans girl only fans girl like from like 13 in a row. And he's like, huh, weird. Crazy!

Okay. Why do they keep serving me then? Must be, uh, I don't know. Really good content, I guess. It reminds me of that fucking video that's circulating where it's like the girls and the, like, two, I guess a couple on a double date. Like, the girls are like, oh, let's play this fun game Like let's see your your for you page on Instagram the guys immediately. There's like phone in the water bowl My just really fucked up me yeah, yeah and race cars a lot of race cars. You're a professional racist. Cark. Yeah, mine's definitely. Racist. Yes.

You're taking my title. Food, Jimbrows, and anime AI motivational speeches like Vegeta. I've never, oh my God. You haven't seen Dragon Ball Z? No, ever. I've never seen Dragon Ball Z. I was about to say. Good. Good. You know you have to drink mostly no ever No, it's just Vegeta giving a motivational speed you heard it no That's why now I'm like I would listen to that at the gym so gas it's in city Yeah, the world is supposed to be hard Nothing easy is worth doing if you want to become a warrior

Say and you need to get up and do it surpass your limits. Oh, it sounds just like fucking Jaco becomes a Vtuber. I Love it it is I'm I know I'm gonna go listen Yeah, this beats my normal motivational speeches. It's that with sis music in the background. Oh, I'm down for you. Yeah, it's so good. What music do you listen to in the car, Eli?

Anime music. Really? Yeah, that. We thought he was a fucking crazy person the first time I came up here. For your birthday. Yeah. I can't. We're driving to the shooting range and we're in his car and he's just blasting anime music.

Which ones? I was like, maybe it's a just one time Well my favorite part of the story and I don't know if we've said this on the podcast before maybe we have but When we were because we'd gone hard the night before because it was Eli's birthday. We're going to the range the next day I don't me and Cody are both like a little hungover and we are going through windy backcountry Texas and he drives like he's a he has a race car driver so he drives like that oh yeah so we're listening to these fucking like anime intro songs and I'm just going through my head I'm like man these are like kind of new friends of mine I really don't

feel good I might have to puke soon oh god this is a nice car and then we we get out and I'm a little nauseous like I'm right on the edge and fucking Cody blows past me and pukes in the ditch I thought it was just a me thing pulled up in a bunch of rain Starling and Sadie. What anime is this? One Punch Man, Attack on Titan. Oh, yeah. You know the good ones.

Yeah, yeah. You listen to any Hatsune Miku? No. What the fuck? You know who Hatsune Miku is? Uh-uh. What the fuck? Who is it?

Look up Hatsune Miku. There's no way you don't know what a fucking Vocaloid is. There is no way. There's no way. It's like one of the most recognizable females of all time. A Boca Boy? No, Hatsune Miku is a Vocalo way. It's like one of those recognizable females of all time a bokeh boy Like I'm going crazy you know you've never seen this fucking thing No Fuck that's crazy music that's my workout music I see this your workout music video he's in the mirror No, that's gross I feel like every anime is like Wait, hold on

Hold on I've heard this tune somewhere else in a meme Yeah, I'm telling you Oh, the one with Hitler You're gonna have to narrow it down That actually blows my mind You anime, openings, and hot today, Miko I blast that shit in the fucking gym

What are your top? See he does it Don't if you hear the Vinland saga opening one bro, that's it. We'll gas you the oh is good That's the Viking one on Netflix. Yeah So good, dude, the greatest anime and manga of all time Second was Eric or first you can put you probably like it better than the tiger But fuck it's over. I think toward feet is that the best man character of all time fuck. It's so good true character development Yes, sir. I'll watch it today. Good

You'll love it get to episode 4 ish. Oh boy mine It is like a little kid is fucking fish like yes Yes, but it's a little kid. Doesn't have as hard of a life as Guts did, but still a hard life. And then it's, it's how they portray war, amazing, especially Vikings. And they're like, oh yeah, this is, we just pillage, kill.

That's all we do. And then- That's why Scandinavian women are so attractive. Pshh. Yeah. They didn't bring home, they didn't bring home the ugly ones. Like, I swiped left. Nice.

But, uh, van Lindeff, man, there's, I, I did have the death note story. I don't know what that was Oh, the story you were telling us earlier. Oh you want to know about what I did. Yeah what you did Yeah, you didn't hear no, I didn't hear that. I just was told death note story. Okay, I'll take a note I'll tell the story. This is completely a true story I've shared the gospel of the story of the five minutes that I thought I was God on earth. So I was in high school and I was dating this chick, beautiful girl, and there was this guy who I'm not going to say the name of just because I don't think I should.

And this guy was alleged to be the son of a drug lord from Juarez and I don't want to fuck with that guy Now given he's a little guy. He's like, you know two years younger than me He's a little guy I could have beaten the shit out of him But I didn't cuz I'm not trying to get my throat slit and found the fucking ditch and then being told boy Probably himself. I have a fear of that every day. He probably himself His face was stitched on a soccer ball in Mexico City. What the fuck do you mean? He must have been really bored.

Really hated himself. So this guy... Skinned himself with a potato peeler? What the fuck? This guy would like hit on my girl. He would slap her ass in front of me. And I could not do shit. And I was so angry.

Because usually if somebody fucked with me, I can do something about it. You're a big guy. He's a tall guy. And I've always been a very large guy. And while I just finished watching a show called Death Note, so what do I do? I order a Death Note. God, you watched anime a lot.

Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I ordered a Death Note to my house. It got there about two weeks later. And I remember he did it again. So I go home like in tears because I'm so fucking angry and I don't, I didn't know what to do to feel better. So I'm like, insert name here, dies of a heart attack in math class at this hour. So the next day I go to school, balloons everywhere, and there's a big banner that says his name on the front of the school. And I'm like, it's this fucking guy's birthday. We have to celebrate this piece of shit. I don't even want to show up. And then I go

and I see these three girls and they're crying. And I'm like, what's going on? They say he died. This guy fucking died. Apparently he got shot up in Juarez during a drug deal. Right? And I sit there and I think I'm God. I think that I'm the main character. Now I want to ask you, what do you think I did? I would have... wrote a couple names down. Like one could be a fluke. I get to the day, I go home, immediately open up that book. And I write down my fucking history teacher's name. Jesus Christ!

I go to school the next day. He's fine, but But for that day Swear to God I was like, oh man. I'm gonna fucking just wreak havoc on this fucking school You are like you're good. That's all you didn't have any grand master place. I'm killed so many teachers You are the embodiment the actual life use case for like why the death note could not be a thing oh my god the most powerful I've ever felt my oh my god I was really like giggling in class it was so bad bro like holy shit so bad. He's doing that evil laugh. Yeah. While he's running.

Hehehe. Hehehe. Hehehe. Hehehe. You're just giggling about it in class later. Your teacher's like, hey, that's enough out of you, John. You're like, watch your mouth. Hehehe.

Hehehe. Hehehe. Hehehe. That's sort of you. Hehehe. Hehehe. Hehehe. Holy shit.

Yeah, that's fucking wild. Hehehe. You told that story at brunch. I'm like, Eli wasn't paying attention. Eli, death note story. I'm glad I wasn't. That is amazing. Oh, there was another story I wanted to share with you guys.

It's kind of embarrassing. It was the first time, oh my god, this is so lame. This is the first time I ever tried to f*** myself. I was in third grade. Started young? Yeah, very young. And you know my- Early bird gets torn.

Yeah, I was uh, I Had you know you guys know Pokemon I'll leave it in if you want I used to be heavily addicted to Pokemon still am still play Pokemon go every day I had that little thing in your pocket. Yeah, please Pokemon go for you. I have this thing I bought this mod. It's probably manable, but they don't know who I am It's like a it's a modded Pokemon go thing that just plays the entire game for me It's fucking awesome, and it throws great balls and ultra balls and spins the stop so I just get the heli XP

Well, I'm not even playing again Well, yeah, I had this squirtle. He has a girlfriend What's your excuse? Anyway... It's very easy to be to get a girlfriend. Just a quick side note. If you just give a shit about what they're saying and you don't look at them like they're just like a fucking body, that's more than what 99% of dudes do on this Earth. They just actually give a fuck about them and just listen to what they say and be there for them.

And it's pretty fucking easy. You know what I mean? I don't know how people struggle. My rule of thumb is treat them like your guy friends. You will see how far that gets. Because then you just treat them with a normal conversation. Say hit them. Yeah.

Yeah. That's the only way they don't get you in your beard. Put her in an armbar, she didn't like that. I'm an equality kind of guy. Yeah, I had this squirtle that used to, it was bugged in the factory. It only spoke Spanish and it kept on saying the F slur. Like in a game or? No, it was like a toy.

But Pokemon used to be my life and my entire life I was like, when I grow up I'm going to be a Pokemon master. Right? Well, it took me until third grade to know that Pokemon don't exist. But I thought that you just had to move to Japan and that's where all the Pokemon were. And so I had no life goal, so I sat in my kitchen on the ground with a butter knife on my neck trying to kill myself and my entire family walked into me doing this and they just laughed at me. They were

like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, I'll never be a Pokemon master. Yeah, kid. Light comes at you fast. be a Pokemon master. Yeah, kid. So then my game plan was get hit by a bus and collect pension for the rest of my life. Because like, God, the idea of having a real job hearts in the chat for all you guys who work a real job. I don't know how people do it. I think it is fucking soul crushing. Have you ever worked like a real job?

Not an insulting question, like genuinely. Like two or three days, two or three days. I worked at a steak. Yeah, we're just taking What the fuck have you ever done? Yeah, it was about two or three days. We're just taking shake over in Austin, Texas Oh dear. I just talked about me working at a steak and shake. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, very nice Health conditions were disgusting. Um, but yeah, I worked there for about two, three days. I finished training. I did a great job.

The first table I sat, they only spoke Spanish. And I was like, what do I do? People just didn't know. And I was like, okay. I just walked out. That's it. No one back. I was like, okay, I'm good. I'm not doing this. When life gets hard, leave. Yes, sir. Your motivational speech. I got that job because I put that I was Diamond Your motivational speech.

I got that job because I put that I was Diamond in League of Legends on my resume. I thought, oh yeah, I heard of this video game. You must be very good at team coordination. I'm like, yeah, sure. Why not? First off, impressed. That's the actual truth. Oh man. Homeboy fucks.

Way back in the day. These days, I suck ass. I just played Mundo and I just run it down. I don't fucking care. Dude, playing, dude, sweating at video games is so fucking stupid. The older I get, the less I care about being good at video games. It doesn't mean fucking anything. Like, I see motherfuckers who are unemployed, living on fucking welfare,

ordering DoorDash for all their meals, or just not eating, having like Ben & Jirrell for dinner, and they think- God. They think that going from bronze one to bronze or bronze two to bronze one is like, I was really productive today. It's like, no, you're not, bro. Like these things, things waste your life. It's the it's the thing to where it's like, okay, isn't this

supposed to be fun? Like, isn't it supposed to be like a release from real life? Yeah. And they sweat. It makes no sense. Video games, hot take. I think video games should be for fun. And if that is what brings you fun, great. But if it's ruining your life, if it's not having fun, then just maybe we just calm down we go to the gym Yeah, exactly like put that effort in a fucking something else sir. Jim is the best Yeah, I will never stop repping for the gym because it's like leveling up in real life I'm like every time I rep on my first plus one strength plus two strike

I eat like 40 grams of protein fucking plus 40 agility That was what like fucking solo leveling made me want to work out all the time. Oh yeah. I was like damn this is like oddly motivating. Yes sir. I loved it. It's like his punishment for not doing the like run five miles or whatever is like okay well now you might die.

Yeah. Yeah. It motivates people real fucking quick. That's another thing that I always, because I once again, fat fuck my whole life, large fat fuck which was even harder just to move. Finding the joy in running was something I never thought that I would get at 31 years old. I never thought I would like it.

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R-A-K-U-T-E-N rakuten.ca. There's something about it that I started doing on high interval intensity training, which everybody who doesn't have time to do cardio if you have a busy life, 20 minutes on the treadmill, even 15. You do like for one minute, you don't like it, you don't like it. One minute you run at 100%, 40 seconds you walk, one minute run at 100%. For me, I never thought I'd like it, but just like the things I have in my head, I'm like chasing fucking bad guys down. I have to fucking catch them.

I have to fucking get them. It like unlocks like this wolf inside of me. And it makes me feel like a animal. And it feels very good. Just like the only thing that I'm focused on is my body hurts, my lungs hurt, but I need to fucking do this or the bad guys get away.

Oh, it's just, it's so good to feel like a fucking monkey. Me and Eli just rather hit each other. Boxing way better for. I need to get a boxing. So many calories. I didn't know, this is maybe Google AI fucking up, but like I read somewhere that one hour of actual like high intensity, just boxing for an hour is 800 calories burn.

That's upset. Your boxing is the most I think it might still be it is the most calories burned in and it's like the highest level of athleticism for how long you have to go. Let me see because I want the first time right before my fight. It was like I was just over 200 pounds for the first time in my life. But it was like in a pretty good way. Like I felt good. Like I had, it wasn't a clean bulk, but I had bulked up. Like I was lifting really heavy.

And then I was told I needed to fight at 190. She had a cut time out. In like relatively like, uh, six weeks, something like that, which isn't too crazy. I had to start eating more to slow down how fast I was losing weight. Because I ended up fighting it, like, I weighed in at, like, I don't know, 188, 189. And I didn't have to cut water at all.

No, you woke up, we were like, OK, let's go downstairs to weigh you in. It was like, oh, good to go. No water cut. It was just. That's awesome. I did, like, start, like, like Tony or my trainer told me like hey You need to really start eating more now because you're losing weight too quickly

And we don't want you like walking in there at like 184 mm-hmm Dude, if so a pro boxing match you'll burn in 12 round match over 980 calories that's fucking how many rounds that's 12 12, okay? And it's a per round that is at that level of a dude you're just boxing if you've never done it you can especially if you're not used to like throwing punches when you get in that ring and you actually fight a bit and then you start moving your hands get so heavy oh yeah out you have a mouthpiece in you're trying to move and not get punched and you just go into

fight or flight yeah it's the instant feedback to where if you fuck up, you're getting fucking punched in the head. Oh yeah. I'm going to start boxing. I'm just going to my body. You know, I got a couple injuries right now, but then I'm going to start boxing. But the only thing I've done near that is probably like professional wrestling. Uh, but that, I don't think that can compare to boxing at all.

There's still a lot. I mean, dude, it's physically intense. Yeah. Uh, what? Crater clash got fucking pushed. Core clash. Then youash then yeah, yeah I dubs little thing because they stepped out all that shit happened they and then they lost two fighters Harley being what Harley was like I'm out. Yeah, like now you want to do this shit

Did you guys know that they were they were trying to put me on that? No, and I said fuck no No shit. Yeah, so they wanted to replace me with Harley. I'd done reached out to me to get me on greater clash But he didn't know that like I don't fuck with him because like he just like he just fucked over Ethan so hard And I don't fuck with you over their friends and they used to be best friends. You know has stories to really yeah What happened? I mean Ian used to be homies really yeah. Yeah, I mean we played World of Warcraft together for a little bit as well He was honestly a pretty enjoyable guy, but he started dating this one chick He was it was cool sort of day not well, I don't know a fucking name and then he just became a cock Yeah, it's that's a tale old as time where you get a relatively cool

dude finds his first piece of tail and then becomes an asshole. Yep. Throw it away. He got Cody did a post. What'd you do on that? I forget. With what? Oh. You made a post I think or something. No. So like he went to a range day with me one time. Like we used to talk a lot about content creation and stuff and COVID rolls around I get bored at home. So I make an only fans where I'm showing my meat. Really? Well, basically I'm taking a steak and I'm rating a steak.

See, that's the reaction that you're supposed to have. Genius. I thought it was funny. So I'd be wearing like Justin apron. Of course I'm wearing like boxers underneath. I had reached down and be like, this is my only fans. And this is an A5 Wagyu from down the street. And I would talk about it.

And I sent it to Ian and he got mad and called me and like said I was making fun of Anissa and like I wasn't. I just thought it was a funny bit because I was sitting at home during COVID. And you'll just, you'll never understand what it's like to be an ally. Yeah, it was, he's like said stuff like that. Yeah,, just like having talked to him since I was like five years ago over that. Yeah. And I've like texted him and tried to reconnect with him.

He just won't talk to me anymore. That that is the problem with content creation relationships, that they are so fucking fragile. And like, if you don't bring people into your friendship before you make it big, like it is very hard to tell who are the people you're going to talk to for five minutes versus five years. It's a lot more towards the latter than the former rather than the latter. Meanwhile, we've all known each other for like better part of a decade. Yeah. That's very rare for you all. That's very, very, very rare. The majority of connoisseurs

I know hate their fucking lives, hate every single person around them, and they just want you to isolate. It's fucking crazy. Yep, they sit online and they talk to their chat and the chat's the only thing that they enjoy doing it. It's freaky as shit, bro, it's weird. Again, I think that's not to single out streamers too much but I think that's largely a streamer thing as well.

It absolutely is a streamer thing. It 100% is. That can't be good for your brain long-term, for most people anyway. Yeah, YouTubers are definitely way more chill. I've pretty much never had an issue with a YouTuber. It's just- I have. Really? Yeah, yeah, are definitely way more chill. I've actually had I've pretty much never had an issue with a youtuber It's just I have Pieces shit though like literal pieces of shit. Can we Lord drop or can you know? I can I can talk about it. I talked about it a little bit before I was just it's one of those like dad moments

Where it's like I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. We had the I did a thing guys down I thought I did a thing and boy boy where we got hooked up through a like a mr. Beast producer like hit me up He's like hey these guys want to do some stuff while they're in the states They want to attach a machine gun to a robotic dog and I'm awesome. That's cool as shit I absolutely don't fucking do it. We workshop it a little bit. They come out We we sit there in my shop It takes like a day or two to get something functional working. Like we had some prototype ideas we had to adjust on the fly and like we were able to

make it kind of work. And I had to use like kind of something pretty light, you know, ended up with like I think the most functional thing was like an MP5 is what we ended up rolling with full auto MP5. They got this remote piloted dog and we've got this little thing that we can hit to trigger the machine gun part So it was neat as fuck And then the video comes out and it's a total anti gun hit piece I'm like guys

What the hell why would they do that? Just they were the whole thing was supposed to be anti gun from the start. They didn't fucking tell us Yeah, and I my thing was like, I'm like, guys, if you had just told me what this was going to be from the start, I would have still done this with you. I just would have asked for like, I think the bare minimum of fairness is like, Hey, let me tell my side. Yeah. Let me, let me, let's do it like evenly.

We're like, I can tell the pro-gun approach while you, you do the anti-gun thing and we do a pretty fair and balanced, you know, to use that expression, you know, a little piece there, but we still get to make the content. Because it took multiple days of me and my team, my employees who I pay, all of my guns, my ammo, my shop, our range, like all this stuff that they just I made zero dollars off of it. Yeah, I was just doing this for fun because I thought it was cool and I thought they were cool guys. And at the time, they were very fun to hang of it. Yeah. I was just doing this for fun because I thought it was cool. And I thought they were cool guys.

And at the time they were very fun to hang out with. Yeah. I'll, I'll say we had a great time. Like we were going to lunch and shit. Like that is something that sucks when you're like, we could have been really tired of that. You. Yeah. And that's like, dude, what the, what the fuck was up with that? Like, I just don't understand how, I don't know, creators like that. Just, just be decent human beings. It's not really that fucking hard. I don't know creators like that. Just just be decent human beings. It's not really that fucking hard. I don't think the I Miss that entire thing, but it was even you told me about the earth

Man, or the e-type silhouettes like the silhouettes are crazy. Yeah, they sent out fucking child size a child targets like cardboard cutouts and children Yeah, but why because they were making a thing about you, Baldy and like, basically like, oh, yeah, this is like, you know, if we sent this in for, you know, school security, you know, shit like that. And they're like, quasi intentionally shot some of the child targets. It's like, this is getting a little like on the edge. Well, they tried to blame that on us, too. They said that we

put the targets up the children targets. Yeah. And it was only because of your vlog, that we had video evidence where I was like, Oh yeah, shit, these got mailed to the shop the other day. I didn't know. Like I didn't know who the fuck these were for. I thought it was like a demo for a printing company or something. But it's really scary if you didn't have that on footage, you just be. Cause I just happened to be in the background, like vlogging at a shop and was like, Whoa, that's crazy. Who the hell would send those here? And then of course, later on they're like,

they even had child targets. Yeah, completely lying. That's so shitty. That's so shitty. They got fucking shit on and they deleted the comments though. Cause they're not used to lying about people. And I hope that this is not like a common thing.

Hopefully they're not used to lying about people period, but they're not used to lying about people with an audience who can fight back. Cause I immediately did a response video. I was like, hey, guys, this is a little fucked up. Like what was that all about? Yeah, I don't think they're bad people like they're I Don't know they're bad You do that to just people you just it always sucks You want to give them the benefit of the doubt but the thing that I've learned is man

You just get fucked if you have people benefit out these days. It's so bad. I just can't imagine doing that to somebody It's like really and and like sleeping with your like sleeping just fine at night. Yeah, that's just wild. Like editing that I'd be like, man, I can't do this. This is really like they gave me the ammo. They took me out to eat. These are really cool guys. Even now that I've that they fucked me over. I'm like kind of like,

like I really don't want to throw too much shade, but like, come on. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's wild. I don't know. This that Twitch, though, is on that next level. shade but like come on. Yeah. Yeah, that's what's wild I don't know this that twitch those on that next level seems yeah, that seems like stamp like standard for twitch Yes, and that's so important. It is I've made a career of Completely I will be real I had I had a time or nine creators came in at the same time and I all of them Like I it's called the great one be dining

It was It was awesome. I f***ing suplexed these motherf***ers. Nine creators came at the same time saying some dumb shit. F***ing obliterated them. And I've definitely made a career of stacking bodies on top of each other. Of every dumb motherf***er who comes at me. It always ends the same. It ends the same every time.

They will get f***ed. But so many people know that if you type TechToneBad, and I'm going to be real, I will probably see some comments saying TechToneBad, but this is why my audience has never left me for six and a half years. Every time somebody says some dumb shit, I prove them wrong, I fucking crush them into the ground, because you have to.

Because if you don't, they will come back. I mean, I've had people going after my family members, going after my fucking wife at the time You know like just pulling up this weird shit like even going after my little sister and I'm like what the fuck are we doing here? Guys people get nuts over there because when you're on the top of the directory in these mobile games They know that if they fuck you up Then they get all those viewers, right? They will get all those and it got to a point where I was in such heat in this space if someone were to come at me they would gain a thousand

viewers they would gain 1.5 thousand viewers of all these people who fucking hate my ass just because I don't like the game Genshin Impact anymore which it was the dumbest ever but yeah it's it's great because my audience knows give me a week I'll fucking make these people disappear. I hate him, bro I hate them. They're so fucking stupid Shut us down be honest There's this one guy there's a lot this is one guy This guy's got a be awesome. He's completely deleted his twitch channel

He's completely like ghosts in his fucking main channel and now he he I'm not out of respect to him I'm not gonna say what his new channel is but I know it's you. He came at me and Asmongold and in this game in this game in Genshin Impact you pick these things called mint right and he would go live for eight hours just pick mint that was his whole stream and he would get like five six thousand viewers right and he came at me and he said my trauma with tech tone and he said that he developed PTSD because I was trying to compete with him and this game called Genshin Impact because in these video games you can be a whale which is spending thousands of dollars or you can be free to play so what gave him PTSD was me going into his stream and giving him $500 to spend on this game and yes the sound retarded because it

is and he says you insulted my free to play pride and he writes a 47 part Twitter document taking old taking like looking like he's a piece of shit because of this his wife's a piece of shit because of this and so me and Asbin start calling him a mint picker Make that a shirt. Oh, no, no, but it is the first gotcha slow I should I should make that mint picker and legit this guy hasn't uploaded in a year if you go to his channel Every comment is calling him a dirty in a year, if you go to his channel, every comment is calling him a dirty f***ing mint picker.

So that's my theory is anything becomes a slur when you put dirty f***ing in front of it. Doesn't matter what it is. Holy s***. Because mint pickers are so innocent. Yeah, it is. Me and my friends, Seer and Rafflegator, we would try to make things sound like slurs that weren't slurs and in this game called rust There would be people who would run around with no clothes on and so you know, they're naked

So we would call them you fucking nake and it sounds like a slur Your friends with raffle gator. Yes. All right the the new marcus shit So you're friends with Rafflegator? Yes. All right. The new Marcus shit? What's the new Marcus shit? Marcus, when he plays VR chat, when Raffle does VR chat and he runs into Marcus, the- Oh, wait, so you're like a big Rafflegator fan.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm not at all. Cody is? Like, we're super into Marcus. Marcus? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys show me that one. Yeah, that's Rafflegator.

Wait, have you had him on here? No. I don't know anything about him. I've never spoken to him before. Rafflegator. Do you want to? He's awesome. Yeah, dude. All I get is Marcus shit on my feet now. Wait, have you had him on here? No, I don't know anything about him. I've never spoken to him before. Do you want to? He's awesome. Yeah, dude. All I get is Mark his shit on my feet now. You infected me with it.

Legit, like, just use me as much as you want. Anybody you want out here, let me know. I'll get him down here. We were making jokes about that and Brant just... Yeah, Robert. I hope they have corn chips. Raffle Gator is the fucking man like I did a subathon. I just my second subathon where I spent his 30 days with him every day in VR And it was bad like you'd like see shit like I mean Do you think these girls in this game are like actually touching your body like you like develop like like it's like it's like Phantom Sense like you feel them touching you is it 30 straight days of are you sleeping with me?

I was thinking of you. Oh fuck that Bad is really I've seen I think the first person that did that on YouTube and did a put it out But that I wondered what that was. Yeah, it sucked. I'm just imagining you like pissing in a VR toilet and realizing it's like in a VR toilet and realizing it's like the end of your wall. Like, oh shit. It's your dog. But yeah, no, he is like one of the funniest fucking people. Always been great to me. Wait, did you meet Marcus?

No, I've never met Marcus. Damn it. Yeah, I haven't been VR in a while because I liked it too much where I just had to get out. Okay. Yeah, there was this mute I had and their ass was like, do you want to mute us? No. Oh, so there'd be like people who would like pretend to be girls online.

Yeah. And they would pretend to be girls online. They wouldn't talk to break the immersion. And they would like just shake their ass for you. And they would like, you know, just be like, they would just slut themselves out. And I was like, man, this is just like, what am I doing here? So I had to get out. I haven't talked to anybody from VRChat since then

because it fucked me up so much because I liked it way too much. But the other thing is- I feel like a Vietnam veteran in a helicopter. It's like that meme where it's like black and white. But the other really weird thing is, is that the one that I really didn't like is that people in the VRChat sphere,

when you RP with them, some of them don't get that it's RP and they think it's like serious. So you'll RP with someone and then you'll meet them in real life and they'll think everything that happened between y'all was real and it's led to some very uncomfortable scenarios. You know, and I don't want to get into that too much, but some very weird shit happened. Can you give one? Well, it's like, you know, you RP as someone's, like, you know, girlfriend, right?

And then you meet them in real life, and they're a dude. And they're like, I thought you were my boyfriend. And then they try to do shit. You know what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying here? No, I don't. Oh, okay. I'm, yeah.

So yeah, it's been some very uncomfortable stories, but yeah, Rob, love Rob. All right. Get him here. Rob. I'm more a man. Yeah, I like the Marcus side of you, like, yeah, that's pretty fun.

Dude, you know what? I'm not, which, hey. Oh, Jesus. It's been so long. You know, it is like the way worse. Which hey Jesus It is like that but way worse Like sitting on your lap and turning grinding on you as weird as fuck. Oh, yeah, you should um, you know what? The boys learn the gang learns weird. I don't know that is

Yeah, yeah, this is why people think people like you need to touch grass. Yeah. yep. You should do date night with Rob. Have you seen that? No. Oh man, it's so weird. What is it? Date night is where he brings in streamers and then like 14 different people like try to RP as like who you'd fall in love with and it leads to some hilarious situations. Like it is so good. Like you'll have people like just like slutting themselves out for you.

It is the most debaucherous degenerate shit of all time and again assuming most of these are dudes yeah my Mexican fiance would still slip my fucking throat while I'm playing you know what you're absolutely right man I like this podcast more now I'm very thankful I'm not grinding on dudes Don't knock it to your trot man It's great And with that And with that

We can do that and show for 10 minutes but we can close it around I remember I had this buddy called Makari and he got so turned on that he involuntarily came in his pants from the VR girls grinding on him and oh my god he got ragged, cause he was on stream too, he got like oh bro he got ragged on so fucking

hard. Zero physical stimuli. Zero physical stimuli, just fucking came. Brother needs to touch some grass. No but he's, he does, he absolutely does. Lucari is also the fucking man, like the funniest guy. If you like Rob, you would love LaCarrie. He's awesome. Big black guy, fucking huge dick. I've seen his dick too. Fucking enormous. Streamers, man. Jesus Christ.

We were doing this thing called the Trash Talk Tournament with Soda Poppin' where I got my first big hate thread because I talked over Queen Emaru when she was attempting to do her sponsor. Well, I was fucking shit-faced, shit-talking somebody else during the Trash Talk tournament. I got a fucking hate thread for Trash Talk at the Trash Talk tournament. That was bullshit. But, uh, LeCore made it to the finals and he was shit-faced and the other guy, Russell, cheated the entire fucking time. He was sober as fuck. But LeCore was shit-faced. He like passed out like mid fucking game because he was so hammered character so I have to carry this guy and the only guy big

enough to big pick up this fucking 250 pound black man and his fucking girlfriend's there and he's like, I just wanna have sex! I really wanna have sex! And he starts taking off his pants and I see this big old fucking hammer hand and the girl was like, just wait till we get home sweetie, wait till we get home! I'm like, oh my god, I hold this guy's fucking head while he's bombing in the toilet, but yeah, it gets crazy, bro. Some streams are nuts.

That was a great time. Even the hate thread was hilarious. It was so funny. Well, we're about to go to the after show. Well, first up, where do we find you? Oh, so I stream every day on YouTube and Twitch, 9 AM CST every single day. Twitter, I'm a fucking asshole on Twitter, I'm not gonna lie. I'm a fucking piece of shit.

You haven't met Cody. But yeah, to be honest, just YouTube. I've been doing a lot more variety content lately. It's been great. And this was awesome, by the way. This was a very, very easy fucking podcast because I don't know if the viewers at home know. These are difficult to keep the conversation flowing. This was fucking butter. Like, this is like, you, Eli, I'm just going to say, your ability to keep the shit flowing, god damn. Thank you.

It's a pleasure to have you guys. Set up the cameras, set up the set, fucking run. He's a god. We got a good team here. Hards the chat for this guy. Us too, it's a pleasure to have you on. Absolutely, it was awesome. And also, thank you for your service once again.

Fuck off. Your name, though? You got to say your name. Oh, yeah, my name is TechTone. T-E-C-T-O-N-E. There we go. It's like, find me here. And also, thank you for your service once again. Fuck off. Your name, though? You got to say your name. Oh, yeah. My name is TechTone. T-E-C-T-O-N-A. There we go. I was like, find me here.

And then naturally. Yeah, YouTube.com. Sorry. I never do this. YouTube.com. 4 slash TechTone. Are you ready for it? Bye, everyone.

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