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Still haven't told us your favorite slur.
And then a m*** shoots a helicopter with a crossbow.
Do you want to see Rich's a**?
It's a hairy, brillo pad.
At least Papa John just said the N-word.
No one f***ed my cousin but me.
Say hi to Eli.
He's racially ambiguous and Brandon.
His hair is f***ing fabulous and donut. Thank you.
Thank you, each and every one of you, for what you made possible for Autism Awareness
Month.
I'm going to circle back to that,
because I think I need to spend way more time on that
and articulate it or try to the best I can.
Oh, I don't know what order to do this in.
It is so difficult,
because I wanna be like, hey, here's the happy's,
and then if I get emotional, here's the emotional part.
So the thank you's, I'll probably get emotional.
So we'll go to, here's the charities that you guys changed
and the lives you changed and the charities
that will benefit from this.
So we are supporting some of these same nonprofits
that we did last year, Organization of Autism Research
and my brother, Rocks the Spectrum.
Those are amazing organizations.
We have also added new ones and spread that love.
Those new organizations are Seattle Children Autism Center,
Foundation for Autism Care, Education and Services,
Project HOPE Foundation,
the Northwest Autism Center, and the Gifted Alliance.
Each one of these nonprofits is fantastic.
I do so much research before picking these.
We check the backend, we check how much money is actually allocated to the services versus
management and all the marketing and stuff like that.
That is the one thing.
It's actually really difficult to find really good nonprofits.
So finding these ones when you see that it's awesome to see.
And that's why I know you would all support those causes.
These are organizations that help families help children,
help adults that are autistic or with special needs.
They provide so many services for individuals that might need a little bit of help.
And if you want to do your own research on each one of these, by all means do.
You don't even have to go check them out. You all made that possible.
I didn't even say the number. We raised $235,000.
Unsub got to donate $235,000. What was last year's number?
110,000.
We doubled last year's number and we did $235,000.
All because of you.
Like holy shit y'all, that's fucking amazing.
So give yourselves a pat on the back because you all deserve it.
Now we'll go to the winners before we hit that thank you
and a couple of other things we're working into.
Oh yeah, look, look, Echelon.
Yes, we have new Echelon flavor.
It is a limited edition, so it's probably gonna go quick,
but I just wanted a giant shout out to Echelon
for making this possible, letting us be owners of this.
And then listening to me being a dick and being like, Hey, I fucking hate the spicy shit.
Can we, uh, can we do our own thing?
And then being like a hundred percent what needs to happen.
And then doing, doing actually tests, like AB testing until we got it where I was
like, Holy moly,
this is amazing. And then be like, is it good? Okay.
And let's figure out a way to tie this in with some veteran nonprofits and
change more lives. I hate companies. I hate organizations.
I hate channels that put themselves first.
That is the one thing we will never do period ever is put ourselves
first.
You amazing humans out there
will always tell us what you want.
And our job is to listen to that.
That is what business should be about.
We are actually at the Army 250 at DC,
so come hang out, come say what's up, get a bro hug.
And we also have the live tour happening at the end of this year.
And we, we heard you Midwest and Northwest.
We are coming out to you also.
So we got you.
We got you.
The prizes and the winners for the unsub safe, the unsub steelhead safe drum roll. Seth Green. Seth Green, congratulations.
We will be sending you an email.
The one of one Tism knife from Maximus knives, Jacob Taylor.
That is a very white name.
There's probably a couple of you out there with that name.
Congratulations to Jacob Taylor.
We will send the Jacob Taylor an email. The signed
hard-headed veterans full spectrum helmet. Probably one of my favorite ones we're giving away.
That is I'm very happy with that thing. The winner is Louis R Navarra. Louis R Navarra.
Probably less of those. And for one of the random pair of unsub shoes,
Casey Miller, we will be emailing you asking for your size
and which one you want.
So congratulations.
Also just a big shout out for JD the bot guy
for being the highest bidder on the communism shoes.
Dude, shout out to you, brother.
We hope you enjoy them.
Big shout out to each and everyone
and congratulations to the winners.
You all are amazing.
Now to the thank you part of this.
Oh, oh, okay.
To the thank you part.
This is where I'm like,
I wanted to keep the energy high for the other stuff.
Cause I know this is, it is being thankful is it is hard.
This is why I'm, this is take two on it.
Cause I, I ramble and I might ramble even on this one, but I just want to say
thank you each and every one of you for everything you have made possible.
each and every one of you for everything you have made possible.
You all raised $235,000 through buying merch and supporting us. And then through that, we are able to write those massive checks to change lives
for people that need help. Maybe a little pick me up or maybe ABA or little things in life, but it makes
a difference and those organizations make that possible.
And it only can be done because each and every one of you watch or support this show and
us.
And I will never be able to be thankful enough for that or show that.
And I know that.
And that is why this is the hardest part for me because you have all built an amazing community.
We get to watch the lives being changed.
We get to see the messages that we get.
We get to see the support you all give to each other.
And I know how rare that is.
And it fills all of our hearts with joy being part of that.
Makes me speechless and it makes me so happy and thankful.
The lives you all are changing with what you did, it's hard to put into words because I'm fortunate. Raiden's fortunate.
And that's a rare thing.
And you're going to have families out there that have specialty kiddos or
kiddos with autism that are scared.
That might need a little bit of money, might need a little bit of help, but
they don't know what to do.
And they call, they look out, they reach out and they, they're, they're lost.
And they call, they look out, they reach out, and they're lost. But now these organizations can extend them a hand in those scary times.
And that speaks volumes to all you did.
I was terrified of being a dad.
I didn't know how it was going to be.
I didn't even have connections with pets
or anything like that. Very disconnected when it came to things like that. So when I got
the news that I was going to be a dad, I didn't know what to do. I was terrified. I just thought
I was going to, I didn't know if I was going to connect with my kiddo.
And then I held him and my world changed.
And I knew from that moment forward, I was going to provide the best life possible for
this little baby, for this little human.
And I'm going to make him as proud as possible as my father did for me.
My sister, Celeste, she's one year older than me.
She has autism.
I didn't know that until much later in life.
Really until Rydon was diagnosed when it really clicked.
My father pushed my sister the same way I pushed Raiden.
He loved her and he just molded her education for her.
Celeste went from special ed classes to normal classes.
Why?
Because my dad cared more than anything about each and every one of his
kiddos and their education. And watching that man provide and work so hard for us, and then
go above and beyond for her so she could just learn the way she needed to learn was something that always ingrained in me.
And watching her go from special ed classes to normal education classes, and then in busting
his ass to get her in private school just so she could get that extra help she needed. All I could think about was my papa did this for his daughter.
I need to do this for my son. So once we got the diagnosis for Ryan, he's like, hey,
kiddo has autism. There was no fear. There was no doubt. There was no, oh no. It was immediately,
oh man, okay. okay, we got this.
We got this. This little man's going to be amazing.
He is going to have his little talents.
We just have to find the best way to showcase those talents.
We have to find the best way that he'll learn and go above and beyond.
And it can be terrifying for those parents out there that might not know what
be terrifying for those parents out there that might not know what to do with that diagnosis or how to approach it. Don't worry. You're going to have your ups and downs, but I promise
you at the end of the day, it is going to be an amazing journey. Give them the opportunity to teach you because they
are amazing little people. You'll see it's truly a blessing with how their braids work.
Their innocence, their bluntness. It's such an experience that is a blessing and it might be confusing, it might be scary, but I promise you it is
so rewarding once you find what makes them click.
When that happens, it is the most beautiful journey you will ever experience.
So the parents out there,
or the people with family members
that have autism or special needs,
go along with the ride, be prepared for the journey.
It is an amazing one, and it is a blessing.
Watching how y'all support Raiden too
is just one of the most beautiful things
dad could ask for.
I have nothing but joy and pride in my heart
for all you do for that little man.
And at least in me, speechless,
you can say thank you a thousand times,
but it will never be enough
because you all have went above and beyond
in ways I could have never imagined.
You have all helped so many people, myself included, my son included, the other hosts.
And all we can do is say thank you and it's never going to be enough.
But we will try our damnedest to be the best versions of ourselves, to make changes, to stand up
for what we think is right, and to lead by example and to motivate.
That's our only way we can show our appreciation for what all you have done.
From the bottom of my heart, from all our hearts, thank you, each and every one of you.
You all are amazing humans.
You might go through some hard times, you might hit your speed bumps in life, but no, we are always here for each and every
one of you and this community is always here for all of you.
We will pick each other up.
We will motivate each other and we will persevere.
Man, I love each and every one of you.
Thank you for changing my life and for changing Raiden's life.
Enjoy the episode.
Sorry if it was a little long winded.
I made it through without crying.
Cheers y'all.
Three, two, one.
Hi everyone.
Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast.
I am joined today by Eli double tap fat electrician Jay daddy
Might be one of our favorite guests of all time. We don't know yet Brandon. Oh, it's myself don't an operator. We love you
Thanks for coming
Fuck you
We already showed you those beers were drank by a gentleman that was there when they were
Raise the American flag over you Gima. What's your biggest accomplishment?
You're competing for most favorites
You are way cooler than the guy that stormed Normandy Beach or Iwo Jima.
No pressure.
Thank you for your service.
It's like damn what the fuck did I do?
That guy stormed Iwo Jima, that guy got molested.
What are your accomplishments?
I just run through doors and I, yeah that's all I do.
I film myself doing some dumb shit and that's awesome.
He's one of us.
You were so excited for this one because we all have seen your content one way or
another, if we didn't know the name and then it just,
I was like, it pops up. You're saying like, it'll just pop up. You see that shit.
You're one of those, you're one of those creators where it's like, Hey, yeah,
we're having this guy come on the podcast. Oh, I don't know who that is. Yes,
you do. You just don't know it. This guy. Oh, we're having this guy come on the podcast. Oh, I don't know who that is Yes, you do. You just don't know it this guy. Oh, I've seen that guy. That was exactly how yeah
Yeah, yeah, bring it up
Little clip of some of your stuff something
Oh
All right guys the last letter of hangman, what is it guys come on?
Great job, Jimmy. Look at you body. You were just killing it. All right. This is a tricky one anyone Yeah, we'll monetize it for you
Put it up for two hours. Just a compilation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This whole channel.
What do you mean we got copyright struck,
dude, super excited to have you on.
I appreciate that.
You started content. How long ago?
Dude, this was in 2020. Um, so tick tock, the whole like COVID shit,
obviously that was like when everyone was chilling, uh, doing their,
whatever it is quarantine. I'm in my apartment,
my job fell through with COVID and I said, I'm sitting in my apartment. I'm like,
let me, let me make some videos.
I do tick tock and they weren't like the skits that I do now. Like, uh,
I was most surprised you started with tick tock. Didn't know that because you go
hard and that's why we all love your content
You do not you're unapologetic. That's how your calling is like I took it and I got banned. I thought everything was over
I was like, oh shit. I made three million followers. I was like, this is it. This is gonna be amazing
Whatever the hell I'm getting paid through the creator fine
I asked again bitch, but I was getting paid and they banned me in like 2022 lost like my money
I couldn't get it out or whatever the hell I'm like freaking the fuck out. I'm thinking this is all over
I go to a new job
delivering pizzas and shit because that's what I used to do like just trying to be flexible so I could do the content and
Shit like that and then
After that, yeah, I was freaking out over that. I'm trying to think of the whole timeline
And after that, yeah, I was freaking out over that. I'm trying to think of the whole timeline.
What did you go?
So you were at 3 million.
3 million followers.
Yeah, but it was like TikTok videos.
It wasn't like the shit I do now.
So I did 3 million followers on TikTok, made great views,
did like part comedy series, like 30 part series
of whatever the hell it would be.
You said that it was,
it's different than the stuff that you do now.
What kind of stuff were you doing back then? It was just again, like the TikTok style.
Like they weren't as like elaborate, like they weren't planned out.
They weren't written. They were more like improvised and shit like that.
You know, when you just do a selfie video or something like that, like a comedy.
Exactly. Did you lose all that content when you get lost your account?
Like, yeah, I lost everything. And that's the thing.
So I had so seven months of being banned.
And then what happened?
Timeline I'm emailing.
Tick tock support is nonexistent.
Oh, yeah.
There's no agent.
Nothing.
So I said, how the hell am I going to get this back?
There was a time I just gave up.
I was like, I'm good.
I'm not going to do this anymore.
And seven months go by, I say, dude, I need this account back.
I can't be delivering pizzas and shit.
I had something and it's like, you know, you think you've made it.
You're like, oh fuck, three million followers.
Okay, great.
But little did I know the grind never stops.
I have to fucking email all these guys.
I take all the TikTok emails.
I find everyone I could, I make 10 emails of my own and I just start emailing.
I'm like, probably like, I'd say 10 emails
from each email of mine, so 100 emails a day.
I just kept spamming all these support emails.
Robotically they would come in and they'd be like,
no, this is denied, this is denied, this is denied.
All I needed was one.
Listen here, Ben.
Yeah, Ben at TikTok.
Yeah, Ben, if you don't approve my you don't uh, yeah Ben if you don't
To be reinstated. I'm gonna tell your boss that you said Taiwan's a country
Ho ho ho
There you go So dude, it just I mean that was I'm trying to think of like cuz I want to get the timeline straight cuz it was fucking
Nuts, dude, I get it back. I get the
Email that it goes up and I'm like freaking out.
I'm like.
I don't want to be a bitch, but I was crying.
I'm like, oh my God, I got my money back.
I got my followers back.
Let's keep this going.
And, uh, immediately I said, fuck, tick tock.
We're going to Instagram.
My friend told me about Instagram, dude, get into reels, get into reels.
And then I went to, yeah, Instagram, YouTube.
And that's when the switch of like, making them for
YouTube, clipping them for TikTok and Instagram came from.
And that was like, I mean, probably the best decision I've
made, because now I grew that shit from YouTube was 10k,
Instagram was 30k. I people think that like, oh, you pulled
your TikTok following doesn't translate. And it's like, it
doesn't doesn't at all. I had to grow that shit all naturally.
So I like to say I started in, I say 2020,
but I started in like 2023.
When they locked your money behind the,
I didn't even know they could do that.
That's fucking wild.
Dude, I just couldn't pull it out.
It was my fault.
The thing is, is that I couldn't,
you could either leave it there
or you can transfer right into PayPal
and get it out of there.
So I didn't know that if you get banned,
like they're just gonna keep that locked. I bet it would still come out and get it out of there. So I didn't know that if you get banned, like if they're just going to keep that law, you know, I bet it would still come
out and go to PayPal or something.
The classic blunder of not pulling out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
18 years.
I've learned a lesson.
So yeah, fuck.
That's almost like the exact same thing that Justin Unley told
us.
He remember he built like tons of followers on TikTok.
Yeah.
And just one day they said, no, you don't have your account anymore.
I've heard that from so many.
I said, I'm never going to trust because then you have no job security.
You're like, oh shit, like I think I can make a living off of this and you have
nothing for.
I mean, obviously can happen, but for as much as we kind of shit on YouTube,
sometimes YouTube is unfathomably better.
At least you can at least contact somebody on YouTube
and they'll be like, hey, here's what you did wrong.
What we think you did wrong.
Here's the recourse.
Would you like to talk about it?
At least there's some communication.
They're almost as good as Pepperbox.
Almost.
Pepperbox.
If I get my content taken down on Pepperbox, I will show my ass.
Not like Rich.
And it would be fun.
So I mean, Sav got her first account deleted, half a million, and then she built that new
one she has, but she doesn't do TikTok at all anymore.
She's like, man, I'll just focus on the IG.
It seems like by far the worst platform for just having just randomly losing your account.
Dude, even like people that just have family accounts, like they don't even have to do that.
I understand my shit, like the edge of humor and stuff, so I can understand getting like banned for certain videos.
But even like people that have children in their video or they could just be a cooking channel and they say the wrong thing.
Maybe they don't and it just gets taken down.
Cody had like, holy fuck. What was it that got you?
I put a I did a skit years ago where I showed the butt of a rifle,
not even the full rifle. Yeah.
Like you see the stock right here. Yeah.
You can't show. Yeah.
And they fucking took down my account for a little bit.
They took down my account for a little bit because I would show like World War
Two pictures.
Yeah, it was when I did a video on the M1 Grand and it was just a World War Two soldier
holding a gun.
Yeah, they don't have any like, like stipulations like, oh, this is just a documentary or this
is just like a biography of someone they don't have anything that's telling them.
It's almost like the retarded fucking communist.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Weird. I got banned on TikTok. I actually forgot about thisarded fucking communist. Yeah. Crazy. I know. Weird.
I got banned on TikTok.
I actually forgot about this until just now.
Yeah.
I got banned on TikTok at one point for putting up a video.
There was like a small period of time where I tried TikTok.
And like for a gun guy, that's just not what happened.
But I got banned because of a video of self harm.
Because it was me hanging around,
fucking around with Scott from Kentucky Ballistics.
And he had a stun gun. And it was just him going, ow, ow.
He kept facing himself.
Even dude, even the stuff I did, like I couldn't do,
if I'm doing someone like getting off or getting killed,
getting the final destination skit, it's like breaking necks
with the rag dolls or whatever, which we'll get into.
But you can't do any of that on TikTok.
So I can't even if I try to make it look good.
And because if I make it look too good, it's like, oh shit.
Like that's real.
He killed a man.
I killed a man.
So that's how it works.
This is how smart communists are.
Eli, you gotta do the accent though.
He killed a man.
Oh my God.
He killed a man.
Wait, that sounds right.
Yeah.
That's right.
All right, Scott though.
Yeah. Oh, see. What? I haven't done my Asian voice in a while. I was thinking about that sounds right. Yeah. That's right Scott oh, yeah. Oh
I haven't done my voice in a while. I was thinking about that last night. I was like
He's holding up me me me me me me me me me me me me. Oh my god, Jay daddy. He killed people
He is so bad. I got very bad. Okay, we bang him. Okay next person Brandon Herrera Mexican ban him
We bang him. Okay, next person Brandon Herrera Mexican ban him
We'll just start listing them and tell us where it falls in one order. Yeah, a tier iceberg! S tier, F tier, old slurs, ready go.
All the way down the list.
S tier.
Oh that would be so good and I hate it.
That would be so viral.
Okay, right here
we're going, it's just all blurred out
things, we need to do this. Pepperbox.
Well, maybe,
I'm just saying, a fun sk skit Nick where we don't actually show the words
Lawyer Jake come in and say it for us, so we don't have to say what does this say what category it's in? Oh, no
Get one each person from each category to say it for us. We have a call us here
It was like the the forging of the four slurs
Seven to oh man
Last year, that's a good clip. That is a hilarious clip.
We're doing that this tomorrow tonight. Whenever you're doing a merch job.
It's that I was gonna say that merch. Yeah, there you go.
Okay, dude. Yeah, we got the mug still.. Yep. Yep. I saw you wearing them rich. Wow
Did I need a mug you guys got a mug for me? Rich is a bad bitch
Don't clean it
We all sit in
We're gonna this guy need to be in the offenders or we haven't done that in a while. Oh, yeah. You actually would be a, you know about the offenders. No. So it's our superhero group.
Okay. So how this works is you get to pick a superpower. Yeah. But your superpower has
an offset that's a negative and we get to pick what the offset is. So for example, I
can fly, but I have to shout racial slurs. Got you. Okay. I think I saw something like this
Yeah, so it's like it's hard going to like section 8 housing communities to save children
Everyone's super mad
Cody's using so I say the power you guys tell me my negative correct. Yeah, correct. Yeah shit
So you said plot who's every can we go through everyone? We have so many honestly
Super speed He's flight
I'm like professor Xavier. Okay, he can't he regenerates after he dies
Pretty much any powers open at this point. You just pick wherever you want dude
I'm really thinking about this one. Don't worry careful spongebob. Yeah. Spongebob. Yeah. Careful. Spongebob.
You're going to keep everything. That's what you can't get all over there.
I'd say, OK, so I feel like the Spider-man things a little I don't think anybody's done that
I fucking love spider-man. I mean I'm born in New York, so I've always had dreams of being spider-man
Okay, cool the web comes out of your dick and you have to deliver. I knew it for seven months in between each shot Tell me the details. He gets one dickswing and then he's like, oh no!
You did it!
In case you get one shot.
I like Spider-Man 2, he loses his powers and he's like, oh fuck no!
I like, give him all the powers he just has, they just shut off at random times.
Okay.
The Chinese government gets to choose when to shut your powers off
Before they give it back
So it's gotta come out of my dick
Yeah, watch the boys are now no, yeah, you've seen that like it's the spider-man
But it's out of his tailbone or his little ass whatever the fuck I like the butthole that way. Yeah a little web
Oh, we have one. Oh, we do.
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It's a problem.
It's goopy.
I know it's already a meme,
but like the guy who has to be like in New York
that's cleaning the windows off after Spider-Man
Yeah, after Spider-Man
It's just that but worse now
Everywhere
It changes on the window
Everywhere
It changes the narrative completely when the police show up and the notes there it's like you're welcome
They're just covered in shit
They're brown shit
I'm so sorry Spider-Man
So we've learned I'm the brown web
You'll be fine in San Francisco nobody will care
There's shit all over that place
The poo tracker
Months since we did one of that. I know we haven't done that. Oh, that was a good one
So when did you get you started you got you dealt with the band yeah, I'm going to start just putting my content on all the platforms.
What got you into the action comedy?
Cause you do it so good.
The action.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
The action comedy.
It started with real quick.
I wanted to bring out because I, you guys know good fellas, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
Right.
My aunt is Gina master Jocko.
Most she played Janice Rossi and good fellows. She's like the mistress of Ray Liotta. Janice Of course. Right. My aunt is Gina Master Giacomo. She played Janice Rossi in Goodfellas.
She's like the mistress of Ray Liotta.
Janice Rossi to our whatever to our Janice Rossi.
Is she the one that had her own apartment like the wife?
Yeah. Like the doorbell.
She's like, there's a war that lives here.
Yeah. She died when I was like that.
He's right here. God damn.
She she passed away when I was 39.
She was doing the whole acting thing and I was like three years old. She passed away when I was 39.
She was doing the whole acting thing and I was like three years old,
but that was like a household name.
Right. So we're all, you know, everyone would talk about Gina.
And I think that showed me that all of this shit in general was
possible with the acting stuff.
And I was like, that's kind of the the start of it all.
I was like, fuck, I got to act.
I got to do.
I wanted to have my own like little resume of shit, right? So like my portfolio, and
my skits became that. But to answer the action comedy. God,
what would I say? So I started with, I think I started a
grandma skit. I did the grandma where like she pinches my cheeks.
And I think that was the first ragdoll thing, where I just
started teeing off on little old grandma.
And then it was so after that I was like getting better with it.
I'm like, okay.
And this is where we get into it.
But the shots take very proper planning.
I don't know how to explain that.
But like I've 30 second videos, but a shot will take, you know, I would record a 30 second
video, but it could take three, five days, like depending on what I want, you know,
you're doing the angles.
So anyone out there yet to follow like 180 rule, then you're setting up.
How does this shot translate to the next one?
I'm moving chairs.
I'm sorry. What the fuck is this?
Oh, shit. It's lavender.
Oat latte. Very good.
With the trips from it drips from its lid.
All right.
That is like a North Korea serving size coffee.
I didn't want too much caffeine
cause and I wasn't sure what milk,
it's oat milk so I shouldn't shit
but I was afraid of it.
So I should shit.
I might have to shit.
So I was like, I'm gonna do a small.
There you go.
That's a little banger.
You want some?
Like a baby bird?
I've never seen a coffee mug that small. That small, right? I was gonna say. It's like a banger. You want something like a baby birdie never seen a coffee mug
Your dog full of whipped cream
If you baby bird him on this podcast I will quit
I think I found my line
That's how we get rid of Brandon's like Brandon guys. Well, we know what we have to do Nick open wide
You know me times I've gotten that comment, holy really see that all the time miles teller Jonah Hill
Delivery and stuff like that. But yeah miles teller. Holy hell Jonah. Really Jonah Hill with the delivery. that but yeah miles teller holy hell Jonah
Hill really Jonah Hill with the delivery I guess I don't know I don't know why
huh I'll be honest the one I see okay I can see miles teller sometimes Jonah
Hill I don't understand yet but maybe it's this style of comedy they're
thinking of edgy humor something like that just say real quick no one fucks my
cousin but me no one fucks my cousin but me. No one fucks my cousin but me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's John.
Dude, but going back into the level of setup, it is a lot of work.
And that's why I DM'd you multiple times saying, it's like, you're really fucking talented at this.
I would love to see at that level.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And that's so you were learning that and you're following the rules to a T.
Yeah.
And then you just.
I think I've been it's just like evolving ever since you just get used to like,
okay, this is how this has to go.
And then like, how do we make it better?
So like each skate gets better and better and better with the ragdoll stuff.
The I get comments like, where do better with the ragdoll stuff.
I get comments like, where do you get your ragdolls from?
Like what the fuck?
And I'm like, oh shit.
Dude, I DM'd Spirit Halloween
because they took the ragdolls off of Amazon.
And I was, because it's out of season.
And I was like, yo, I need those ragdolls.
I said, I need those.
Fuck.
I gotta beat the fuck with a Nana again.
They got back to me and said, we don't know when it's going to be back, but you know,
maybe in season. And I'm like, f***ing spirit Halloween.
Yeah, right. That f***ing.
Did you need a f***ing-
I would, dude, that's my prop house.
Spirit Halloween is such a funny f***ing company.
Because like when it's not in season, they just have a full realty team
going around to other abandoned businesses trying to get him to sign a three-month contract
It's just like imagine being a realtor in your entire job is Billy. Oh, you're your company shut down. Your dreams are dead
Yeah, I throw a Halloween party in the carcass of
They really good
Spawn everywhere those spirit Halloween's are spawning in new places.
All that shit.
Your video is fucking great on that.
He did a full video on the I do like business breakdowns.
Oh, okay.
Shit.
Yeah.
Spirit Halloween is just that's ridiculous company.
I mean, I did it for Halloween last year.
What was the crazy one on that one other than three months there?
I mean, just like the profit margins on all their being able to,
because they do, I forget how many,
it's like over 10,000 locations that they put up and closed down in a three month
time gap. Like the logistics on that company is just,
Holy shit. I think I'm at temp. Hire's. Yeah.
Tempire everything. Isn't that nuts?
Like the spirit employees are just like, it's a show like that.
The manager that runs the thing got hired two weeks before me.
And like, nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
It's just, ah,
clocking, you start screaming until
till November 1st.
And then you're like, ah,
dude, I went to the restroom at the one here in San Antonio
and it was one of those they're like, oh we'll have to take you back and like it was right behind like this little curtain and just behind that little shitty black
Curtain they have yeah is a like fucking bowling alley from the last of us
Destroyed and they're just like yeah, it's over there to the left. I always think the door works
And they're just like yeah, it's over there to the left. I always think the door works
It's pointing
Do that the spirit Halloween's employees like when I go in there It's like you again like what's it do to Halloween's already passed like what the fuck and I'm like getting props and shit
Fucking dummy in the basket. What are you doing with these dummies?
When does this happen this episode is not gonna come out for a couple of weeks, right?
Yeah. Okay good, my video will be up by then.
My next Fat Files video I'm doing is on
dead peasant insurance. What?
What? Bro.
Wait, pause.
Pause. Can we take a guess?
Yep. At what this is? Uh huh.
Cody, what is dead peasant insurance?
Okay, I hate that you're calling spirit Halloween employees dead because I'm sure that's what you were
Dead peasant insurance
Like you're one of your workers dies so you get the money so you probably know them on purpose so you get the money
You don't kill him on purpose
So apparently you can just take out life insurance policies on
anybody, whether you know them or not with or without their
permission, as long as you have their personal information, you
can still do that to this day, allegedly, dude, Chinese steel
working facilities have to be making a killing. So I think the
first people that like made it mainstream was a company called
Winn Dixie. Yeah.
And they got busted.
Multiple companies have been busted since I believe including Walmart.
I haven't finished all the research yet, but companies would just take out life insurance
policies on their employees.
Well then somebody figured out at the corporate level, well, what if we just start taking
out huge life insurance policies on all our morbidly obese, unhealthy employees, and then they would
carry life insurance policies and then when they would die, they would get
these huge payouts and in one of the corporate memos from one of the
companies, it was literally referred to as dead peasant insurance and they got
busted for it.
Oh my God, it's fucked.
You cover some dark shit.
It's really mad.
That's awful.
This is the morbid dark side of capitalism.
Holy shit.
What company was the one who?
Winn-Dixie.
I think it was the Winn-Dixie one,
but I haven't verified,
but I believe they were the ones
that had the leaked corporate memos
where it's like just the corporate CEO board member level,
just referring to your employees as dead peasant
As least Papa John just said the N-word
Dude the fucking CEO needs a new condo so he just goes down and smokes an employee
Lose clothes Friday!
You're just trying to get tangle people up in machines? Yeah. Casual Friday.
Yeah, hair down Mondays.
Casual Friday or Big Jacket Monday for the lathe workers.
That's right.
It's just everyone getting caught.
Fuck.
Jewelry Thursday.
Hair down pajama day.
It's the OSHA violation for a death on the job site dad. I'm a dad. I'm a dad. I'm a dad. I'm a dad.
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Email.
Yep.
So there's been like there's been a bunch of lawsuits and stuff of like family members
whose relatives passed away that these companies claim these huge life insurance policies on.
It's like this.
That's so that's a video man.
That's going to be a good one.
Look forward to that a good one.
Look forward to that one.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
You're calling State Farm right when we leave, then I'm going to go down
to the skate shop and shoot.
This is great.
I love you.
I'm flexing.
It's so sad.
Where's my future dead person?
I just like you're calling them.
You just leave a voice and then shoot
Keep in the shooting. Yeah
Welcome to unsub this is
He knows who he is wreck my cop car one more time
You get a fucking notification from State Farm leave the state
So the dummies I
Am they're running out or I'm just saying it's out of season
How actually how how many of my go through yeah, dude?
I just let's just say I've written off a lot of dummies on my taxes but yeah I'd say like we're nearing like
30 no I'd you're a weird guy oh they're like seeing like it come through like a
room no what's funny is when I throw them out and I have to throw them out and then the trash guys come out
and I'm like, oh, dang it
There's an arm hanging out
Drew
I love the Rich laugh
I love the background laughs
Holy shit
Hey Rich Do you think we should hook him up with the I love the Rich laugh. I love the background laughs. Holy shit.
Hey Rich, do you think we should hook him up with the chick who started collecting mannequins?
That's where my bike went. That's where my bike went.
Dude, my closet looks like that sometimes. Holy shit.
Your neighbors are terrified of you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, sometimes I gotta like decapitate the dum- like I got a new one coming- I don't know when this video is dropping, but Monday. Yeah. Tomorrow, right?
Tomorrow dropping in this Jason skit.
And then I have to cut the dummy's head off and then like that's
in the box, throw it in the dumpster or throw it in the trash.
And yeah, they see all that shit, but it's fucking nuts.
But it's been a partner house, dude.
So you want to get into this or no?
The main comments are like, how, how many times do you replace your door?
Do you live in this place? Do you rent it?
This and that.
When I moved from Tampa back to, this is the 2020 like Tik TOK error.
I like to call it got banned, whatever.
I was with my mom.
That's my mom's house.
I'm with my mom. I got my mom's house. I'm with my mom.
I got my girlfriend of six years.
We're moving out next month, next two months, whatever.
Cause I can actually make a living off of this shit now.
Before it was like, I just wanted to,
they understood the grind.
My mom was my biggest fan.
Love you mom.
Cause she, she fucking, all she does is she's watching
the reaction videos and she's watching all that shit.
She's like dude
I love when you do this. I love when you do that. I love it when you bust through my
My door. Yeah, she's like I'm living with Bam Margera right now
So but no, she's been awesome
I always say because she I wouldn't have been able to do the amount I'm doing with like juggling a job juggling
I've already tried it juggling a job
Bills this that I wanted to get to a point where I can live on this shit and we're there like juggling a job, juggling, I've already tried it. Juggling a job, bills, this, that.
I want it to get to a point where I can live on this shit
and we're there, but yeah, it's not as good as,
I don't wanna talk numbers,
but it's not as good as the long form.
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Yeah, it took us forever to convince him to do long form.
Yeah, I know it's a big change.
You're like, oh shit.
You start seeing the numbers.
You're like, whoa.
Oh, people like this too.
My it's still my favorite jumper.
It's like, oh, they don't mind me for three minutes,
but 90 minutes might be a little much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My favorite is people going.
You go.
Yeah, I was going to say you still
have people watching that shit.
It's crazy.
You'll have the dedicated
fans and that'll be there for the whole hour 30. They'll leave
it on in the background. Shit like that. Same thing with the
podcast stuff. So but trying to convince him to do long forms.
You just thinking back to you're like, I, who's gonna want to
watch me for 20 minutes? That's how I felt. Yeah. And now you're
basically producing a fucking, you know, documentary or two every month.
Literally. Yeah.
That's still the slowest burn ever is the guy I used to like him before he got into longer videos.
It's just like I like you when I only had to see you for 90 seconds.
I'm solid. OK, I'll take it.
You got to get past those comments, though, because I know they come at like if I did that,
I don't even know what they would say if I stopped doing skits and I fucking I don't know.
I got to get a lot for me to have to buy a door company.
Right.
But that's the thing is like, how do I do it?
Because I was thinking about it.
It's like, do you do the gaming shit is like saturated, I feel like.
But it's still the PMS are dead.
Everything I mean, as the last bit, they have a lot lower CPMs than any other.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Because I did. Because I did.
Because it's gaming one time.
This was before I started YouTube, like with the skits and shit.
And I was like, let me try gaming and shit.
And you see the CPM and you're like, damn, dude, I did.
I was a fan of like when crypto was popping.
I was like, oh, I'm going to make do my whole J Daddy channel right now
was a crypto channel, like before that shit.
And I was like, we're going to make this money off crypto and all this shit
and do these like analytics.
I was like a nerd with all that.
Can I ask you for some advice?
Is Hawk to a coin ever going to am I going to make my money back?
I was just going to bring this.
Listen, I don't know.
We really the the people that spent a couple hundred grand
to get her off the Internet did us all a solid.
You failed for the people that jumped on that rug. But before I have to pull up the graph for the Hawk to a solid. You failed for it. The people that jumped on that rug
for us.
I'm gonna have to pull up the graph
for the Hawk Tuah coin.
We're gonna get into all the analytics.
Yeah.
So no, I did that.
And dude, the CPM was like,
I was like, what the fuck?
Like it was the first maybe video I did.
And I got it.
Well, I got that.
No, I'm thinking first monetized video.
And then I saw the CPM and I was like,
are you kidding me?
Doing finance, real estate, covering any of that shit.
Nuts.
But, and then crypto died.
I died with it and I said, fuck this shit.
I need Jay daddy back.
So I did that.
And that was, let's do all that.
I think there was a PewDiePie at one point,
like a few years ago did a video
where he was just testing the CPMs on YouTube
And he told his audience that he's like I'm just gonna randomly throughout this video say real estate finance
You would like to buy a house. I would like to buy a house. Would you like to sell me your house mortgage?
Immediately it goes right into that bracket every three minutes shit. That's awesome and it kicks up
By a house buying a house in Miami, buying a multimillion dollar house.
The algorithm's crazy.
Cause like whenever I do a fat files video on a company,
that company runs ads on that video.
Like why did the little Caesar?
There's hundreds of comments.
I got a little Caesar's ad in this video
about little Caesar's and shit like that.
And apparently the,
one of the two Buffalo schools videos we've done,
there was a wood chipper sponsorship that play. I saw that times
Damn, I think I saw that Buffalo School shit. I don't even know if I want that was what was the
Because you guys again you get in this serious shit like sometimes it's comedy sometimes
It's like the first that is actually our first
serious serious
Episode for the most part we always do try to keep it lighthearted.
Yes, we tackle serious subjects, but we're just trying to make fun of whatever you can
in that, but not like with shitting on it or whatever.
And that was the first time like having somebody other than me cry on camera.
Hey, I cried.
Now you've cried on camera.
We've cried together.
Shut up!
Okay.
He's like, you talk about it.
But.
Listen, you're a bad bitch.
But that level, and everyone, thankfully,
they could see the tonality shift completely,
and that set that message to get out
to as many people as possible.
Yeah.
But that was one of the most wild things,
and we just concluded that right before it showed up. We just did the last part of it. So a lot of. Oh damn, that was one of the most wild things and we just concluded that right before yeah showed up we just did the last part of it so
a lot that was this morning yeah yeah damn you guys switched out you and
fucking there and then you went here oh hell yeah well this was more of the
attack like they're just I don't in that episode. We're beating that horse into glue.
It's, it's, yeah. That's nuts, man.
But now you're doing your, what were you?
No, I was just gonna say, I think it's the tonality shift people recognize
because we are usually so jovial, light-hearted.
Yeah.
That when Rich came on
and talked about something way more serious
people were like, that was
I saw multiple comments, they're like, that was like watching my dad cry.
I don't like this. What do you need me to do?
Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit.
They were like, what?
People showed the fuck up on that one.
There's like 17000 comments, right?
Wow. There's a lot.
Yeah. That went off, right?
That went like, oh, that's my girl covered in.
I remember looking at the channel before I came here.
It was like two, two male or something like that.
Like it's out there.
It's the reason why multiple investigations are happening on a state federal and local level and shout out to has been gold for covering
That too and watching it. I do go. Oh, dude. Appreciate it. Yeah, our phones were blowing up during that little sake
It's gonna bring up an asmongold thing. I feel like I'm the asmongold of like what I do with the fucking house shit
You know, I mean, it's just like, you don't
clean it up. Sometimes. No, dude, think about it like this.
Like I'm moving the bed. And I put the bed back and they're
like, dude, you sleep here? Do you do you rent it out? Whatever
the hell do you do? Dude, I live there. That's it. Breaking my
door to do I put the door on after I don't fucking screw it
in. I put the door I fit it in the frame and maybe I shouldn't go all into detail I love this level of dedication dude it's amazing
walls broken and you have such a funny opportunity for an ad placement with
like a security door company it's just dude so many guys are like who sponsors your doors they're like
what the fuck but um no it's the same door. That door is going to go down a legend. And uh, yeah, there was a time I was like busting through
it and I'm like, okay, let's feel how it, okay, that's good. That's good. And then I said,
and I'm jumping through this and it was like the horror movie stuff when I was doing that.
And I said, I'm fucking running through this in the art, the clown costume, and I'm getting ready.
I'm dude, I'm literally like 30 seconds before running through the door. I'm like,
the clown costume and I'm getting ready. I'm dude.
I'm literally like 30 seconds before running through the door.
I'm like, come on, like with the axe and all that shit and I fucking bust through.
I got the bed sitting there, you know, a little I don't want to go too much into
the way I make my shit but do I don't know.
It's so it's like the illusion right?
Like, okay.
I brought out.
I did a reviewing comments video and like I was like, oh, let me review comments.
Isn't that the top comment was like you ruined all the characters for me because I'm sitting there like, Oh, let me review comments. Isn't that the top comment was like, you ruined all the characters for me
because I'm sitting there like, yeah, thanks, guys.
Like this and that. Oh, cool.
And they're like, you ruined everything because it's like an illusion.
It's like I'm keeping it like, fuck, they're immersed into the whole thing.
So, yeah.
So, yeah, first podcast.
And that's why I was nervous coming out.
I'm like, oh, shit, dude.
I'm like just talking out of character, chilling with the boys. Thank you guys again for having me
Yeah, of course awesome. Thanks for coming out. Yeah. Yeah, it was dude. I tried to get again the range days
I gotta fucking make that happen. Are you guys doing another one? Yeah, we sold the range
You guys own that everything like how does that work?
Well, we used to do it at desperado and now Matt's getting out of the business.
So we're we're finding another place this time around.
But yeah we just like we like having we own the event I guess.
Yeah you got you.
It really just started with me and Cody just inviting a couple like YouTube or
friends that we knew like hey let's do a range day with 20 dudes.
Yeah it started off with like 15 20 dudes and then that there was this biggest
one we had it was like 200 people there.
Was that the one with the Undertaker in a match?
Yeah.
Goldberg, I'm a taker.
All those guys.
I'm not as I'm high.
Yeah.
Big fans.
Sam came out.
Yeah.
The ghost of fun to see.
Was he fun to talk to?
Oh, he's awesome.
Yeah.
It's not fun to shit.
Shockingly just chill in real life.
Yeah.
Right.
Did he come out with his crew or not?
Like Nick and stuff like that.
Dude.
Awesome.
There's a lot of people that show up at those it's always a blast to also wild and very safe
That's my favorite part of it. It's going to a few things. I feel safe at with random people with firearms
I'm like, but everyone covers down. So where you go JTACS and yeah
We hire the Special Forces guys from the Air Force Base here to come be the like the the range safety officer
Like making sure no one's like, no, but they're walking around
to make sure everyone's having a good time.
Just like being safe.
We like flight paramedics, like on site and all sorts of shit like we.
The safety part we do really.
Yeah. What's the range of like weapons you're using in every day?
You're using. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Self actions, 22s all the way to fucking MG 42s, belt feds, 50.
Got like any gun mini
gun yeah one of the range days we had two mini guns yeah actually three
mini guns fucking what do you mean like the fucking like the yeah you don't hold
them you can I am you can do blanks. Yeah, that's about it. If there's that round insane, right?
It's a hundred rounds in a second eighty to a hundred and twice two to four thousand rounds a minute. Yeah, so like that
It's that equal and opposite reactions a motherfucker. Yeah, and everyone can try that shit. You just like it's mounted
Fucking mini gun here you go. Yeah, the way we set it up is like,
anyone there can just walk up and shoot
a gun that's in front of them.
That's dope.
I think there's a big value in bringing
the Second Amendment to people who aren't necessarily
in the gun industry, but have a big following and whatnot
so they can show their audience that, hey, there's
guns aren't toys, but you can have fun with them
and be safe about it. And as long as you're in a proper environment, there's, you know, guns are aren't toys, but like, you can have fun with them and be safe about it.
And like, as long as you're in a proper environment, like there's nothing wrong
with it. Yeah, we, we brought some, uh, if I can say this, we brought some YouTube
reps out last time and they were like, oh my God, this is so fine. Yeah.
It's like, yeah, it's actually pretty cool. We're super safe.
And you're just desert, like that's where you're shooting into like mountains and
shit. Or I'm only used to my cousin lives in Arizona. So I'm that's the only thing I'm used to on the west side or Midwest
I don't think pile of dirt. That's not
Thing is when the YouTube reps pulled up
I was right there and they immediately got out and went and took a picture with the ass end of your van
Because they thought your bumper sticker was hilarious
All those, please be patient. Yeah, please be patient. I'm fucking retarded
Those that was their introduction to our friend group went great there with many guns going off in the background
It's pretty appropriate. So I have a question about guns. I know your fans are gonna think I'm a noob with this shit, but um, I did the final destination skit. I had a glock
Fall goes off everyone saying no, it should have been a city
320
So I'm like, I fucked that up but whatever
Like no, it should have been a p320
It's kind of a meme within the gun industry right now because six take your dick off that up or whatever. Like, no, it should have been a P320. I'm like, fuck.
It's kind of a meme within the gun industry right now. Cause SIGS take your dick off in some, some hot water for their P320s have a
SIGS lawyers.
This is, you know, documented on paper, multiple government agencies have
confirmed this.
They go off when they're dropped or sometimes holstered.
That one cop
We were walking through the lobby of the courthouse and it just yeah
That shit goes off on his side that gun range video where they're instructing and then goes off and instructors like who the fuck
Yeah, what is that? Yeah? Yeah? He's like yeah, and people do you guys like was it called Israeli Carrie?
Yeah, do you buckle up when you're in a wreck?
It's like that's the same logic
Yeah, realistically speaking if like you're not comfortable you're better with an unchambered gun than no gun
Yeah, okay. I mean the goal the goal is
You were involved in a mass shooting with a hundred people and you had an unchambered gun
You had all day and tomorrow to rack it and do it.
It's better than nothing.
Yeah.
The ultimate goal should be being comfortable and trained to carry with one in the chair.
And you could just draw it.
If you have to start training and carrying without one in the chamber and then with the
goal of working towards that, that's ideal.
It's better.
You can get there.
Yeah.
Some people are like, no, if you don't carry it in the chamber, you're an idiot.
It's like, well, you
can build yourself up to that.
Well, I think I'd also like very seriously depends on like, I
agree your your comfort level and your knowledge, but also
like what kind of holster you have and things like that. Like,
people are carrying these like, oh, these like fucking Walmart
Uncle Mike's shitty like velvet holsters. It's like,
carry with one of the sticky gun holsters inside
your pocket yeah yeah a lot of the times you want like that extra for the
viewers out there that extra action though in high stress you're gonna fuck
up more that's what my brain always goes to it stuff starts falling apart if
you're not trained properly that's why if you do carry train train train train
train I truly believe you should have a sub second draw pull shoot if you're not trained properly. That's why if you do carry, train, train, train, train, train. I truly believe you should have a sub-second draw pull shoot
if you're carrying.
And that's fast as fuck, but it's very possible.
That and there's a very good chance
if you're in a situation like that, again, high stress,
you probably weren't prepared for it
or you weren't expecting it to happen.
You may not have your left hand free.
Correct.
So you have to think on how to belt rack, shoe rack, which people don't even think about that.
Which if you have an optic, much easier.
Much easier.
Oh, because you just hook it right on the side.
You just slam it down on anything.
And then you have even the female cop thing that had the gun situation where she's pointing it.
Oh, God. Yeah.
She had the gun pointed and she gets her firearm taken away from her.
You just overshot the guy.
No, this is the female cop has the gun here and he snags it from her.
I don't know that one.
I've seen the one where the female cop shot the mirror and I've seen the one
where she tries to take a guy's concealed carry while he's like,
is that the one you're talking about?
Cody? She's like, no, no, she's in the cop car. The guy walks up. If she pulls it out, pushes it
against here, he pulls it from her. She doesn't want to shoot him. He steals the gun from her.
The guy that stole. Yeah. And then tried to take her car. Yes. That's a new one, bro. And she was,
she just got disarmed
Yeah, he she pulls up dudes acting all crazy his shirts off he's screaming and stuff
Yeah, and she's pointing her gun at him. She's getting out of the car So she's still sitting down in the car and he comes up and he's like taking her gun from her and she just does not
Fire it is. It's not right
and she just does not fire. It is.
It's not right.
No, no, no, it is.
It is.
Like, yeah, one in the chamber.
Oh, but she was holding the slide.
And he takes it from her and she starts screaming,
don't shoot me, don't shoot me, and runs away
when she had every opportunity in the world
just to be like, oh, if someone's taking your gun,
you can, yeah, you can shoot them.
Oh, she just didn't shoot.
She just didn't shoot at all.
I was trying to.
He just took the gun.
No, no, no, no.
No technical reason, just straight up.
I thought there was like, oh, you grab the slide or something like whatever the hell but have you seen that one rich?
Are you watching it now? Have you seen that the female officer points the gun, dude?
It is pushed into his fucking hip bone and she will not pull the trigger and he is pulling it out grabs it
And then she just runs away. I'm like dude. Yeah, it's not a good look
No, how do you I mean you lose your job after that?
Probably not.
Probably get desk duty forever.
Yeah.
Hey, good thing there was a mail officer to run up and shoot the guy.
There you go.
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So he ran off with her gun?
He was standing there.
So he took her gun, then stole her car.
He jumped in the car and closed the door
and was about to take off.
With her gun.
With her gun.
Jesus, bud.
And that's when the mail officer
comes around the corner. He fucking jumped in the, what, the cop car, right? Yeah, jumped in her take off with her gun with her gun and that's when the mail officer came in the car that he fucking jumped in what the cop car
yeah jumped in her car stole her gun jumped in her car she ran off the mail
officer comes up and pops the guy in the head Grand Theft Auto do you exactly
was the car okay mr. I don't know how that like that was one of those wild
videos where yeah
Talking about the acorn cop skit cuz I love
Can we push for new legislation I want a new bill for the law cuz I was talking about the ritual earlier
So retired law enforcement officers and law enforcement officers can basically essentially essentially they have constitutional carry regardless of state laws.
If they're in for, I think it's 10 years.
Um, my understanding is it's house resolution bill two 18 HR two 18,
and it allows officers that retire in good standing to carry firearms.
Uh, and if you retire, all you have to do is get a HR 218 card from your department or any department that validates that annually.
And that allows you to carry across state lines, concealed on federal property.
Have you seen the new one?
That's the Law Enforcement Officer Safety Act, I think.
It was started by Bush, enforced and then added to by Obama.
I know.
And then, and now it's, and now I think it's getting more likes too.
Did you see the new one?
No.
Uh, the new one that's, I think it's part of the budget, uh, thing where they're, uh,
they're talking about like national reciprocity for, uh, for former law enforcement.
Is there like a stat laser?
Is it HR 218 where they have to like qualify and get recertified every
year or what's the deal with it?
I don't know.
I like I I'm not a former past almost future.
Don't say that to me Richard.
Obviously I want just constitutional carry everywhere, but it seems like a more feasible
step, more achievable to get the same thing for veterans.
Yeah.
See, I'm in Florida right now.
What are the laws like that with that?
I don't know.
It's state by state.
So like to give you an example, I live in Iowa, 32 miles from the Minnesota border.
Gotcha.
I can, I have a CCW for the state of Iowa because
I got it before they had constitutional carry. But now if you're in the state of Iowa and
you can legally own a gun, you can just carry it. Like those, those are the rules. We have
constitutional carry. It's all Texas is also I'm also, but I have a CCW license. Like I
went and did the little test or whatever and got the license. I can drive 33 miles from
my house. And if I have my gun on me in the state of Minnesota, it's illegal.
Damn. Okay.
For real?
See, I think they got rid of CCWs in Florida. Like you don't need one now or something like that.
A lot of states do that.
Yeah, I had that before.
But it's just crazy that you can get licensed to carry a gun in one state,
cross an imaginary line, and then you're committing a big law that will put you in prison.
It's like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
There was that the case of the woman who legally owned a firearm,
had it in her car and like basically took a wrong turn,
went through a turnpike in New Jersey.
Oh shit.
And because she was carrying hollow points,
she got tacked on like a bunch of extra charges.
The round they actually have it where I think so.
I want to say that's correct.
I could be making this completely.
I could say that because what hollow points would be like
in your body, like it's more dangerous than a
It's stopping.
It's more dangerous.
I thought it was more safe.
It's more dangerous to who you're shooting,
but that's the whole point with hollow points
that you should carry.
Yeah.
And it can still carry cause you want the bullet to stop
in the person you're shooting at
and not go through them and hit more people.
In New Jersey
It is illegal to possess hollow point ammunition
And it's classified as a fourth degree crime punishable by up to 18 months in prison. What the fuck?
I never knew that law before holy shit. See that's what's terrifying like we are gun guys
Would have never known that more unsafe. Yeah
dramatically more
armor-piercing or full metal jackets
Kyle Rittenhouse in trouble for that when they were going through his court case because the lawyer was like well
How come you used full metal jacket five five six rounds and not hollow points?
I didn't know they made hollow points for five five six apparently they do but they're not exactly popular
They were trying to get him in trouble for not using hollow points
For that reason because they are in fact safer to use
Yeah, and you wouldn't pass through somebody and hit an innocent bystander
Yeah, the more energy that can be absorbed by what you're trying to hit the better. Yeah. Yeah, I did not
That's what I thought. I thought the hollow points were the safer one, but because of the
Life threatening thing to that person. Is that why that's a law? Like it's almost like, I would think it'd be more dangerous
than to go through.
I would assume it is for innocent bystanders,
but like it's a weird thing.
So like hollow points are illegal in warfare.
Yeah.
Like hollow points are a war crime
because they do additional tissue damage
because you're absorbing more energy.
So like it's a war crime
cause the wounds are harder to treat or whatever.
So they treat it as more dangerous. I'm saying because of that. But yeah, no, in like a's a war crime because the wounds are harder to treat or whatever
Because of that but yeah, no in like a self-defense situation like if Cody attacks me and I want to shoot Cody But Brandon's standing behind him. It's better to shoot hollow points because I want to shoot Brandon
Thanks, I mean the people to make them alls are just fucking retarded. They watch too many action movies same thing with suppressors
Yeah
Suppressors do like fucking suppressors. I saw a video on that just for hearing loss.
Like that's basically it.
They don't sound like ch ch ch.
No, I was going to say I saw a video on that where it was like,
oh, if there was realistic suppressor sounds in John Wick and stuff like that.
And I was like, oh, damn, that sounds way different.
Look at the Untraceable Firearms Act.
I think that's what it's called.
Vague recollection of the actual details of it.
But basically it was making it illegal for
there to be a gun that can pass through like a metal detector
because they were worried about there was some stupid movie in
the fucking 80s that had like a die hard. Was it die hard?
Because they all carry Berettas and die hard. And the bad guy
had a Glock and he's like, Yeah, it's a ceramic pistol that can
go through metal detectors.
Exactly. It was a ceramic fucking gun.
Fuck no. Yeah.
But there was, they passed a bill basically saying that you can't have, you know, a certain
thing and now they're trying to apply it to 3D printing. But what most people don't know
is that even with 3D printed firearms, you're still having to use real metal fucking gun
parts like a 3D printed Glock still has a fucking Glock slide, a steel barrel, like it's a firing pin.
Yeah, it's bullets.
Notoriously metal.
Y'all are gonna slip those by.
Yeah, it's just it's a bunch of people that are in charge of writing the law who are ignorant of what they are legislating, which I can only imagine.
I am.
I get upset when this happens in the firearm space.
I can only imagine this applies to every other field of expertise.
The crazy thing, it necessarily doesn't.
You want to know who writes the National Electric Code?
Electricians and electrical engineers.
The government says, hey, form a board and committee of electricians
and have like 10 of them.
And then you guys can all argue and determine what's safe
And what isn't and then you'll write the National Electric Code. That's how that shit gets done. They just refer to experts
Yeah, well that's how it should be done
But you have legislation like for example like cryptocurrency is being regulated by people who are 82 years old and don't know how to use
A fucking room. Yeah
Baseball watching the dude that was brutal watching that so does your does
does the Facebook have access to my Wi-Fi oh yes if you're connected to
your Wi-Fi sir like he just something crazy yeah if you put gas in the car there's gas in the car
like mr. zuckerberg
pants
who is the congressman that
legitimately asked an admiral if we put too many
american troops on guam
flip it over you're talking about hank from atlanta
yep bruh can't remember his last name hank something
you ever hear this one? no not not Hank from Atlanta. He asked a Navy
Admiral, if we took if we put too many people too many soldiers and
sailors on Guam, will it tip the island over? Will it capsize the
island?
You know, because they float. Yeah.
Yeah. And the Admiral like you can see him like sweating because
he's trying to like, reply in a way that isn't calling him a fucking moron.
I just picture Hank walking to the edge, he's like, we gotta move.
Just paddling in the fucking beach.
Dude, he has said so much dumb shit the past fucking 20 years.
I have no idea how he's an elected official. It is so insane.
Brandon, how is that a possibility for somebody?
Yeah, that's, yeah.
But how does he get, continue to get re-upped?
The one thing I have learned about DC for sure
is that just being around those people,
don't get me wrong, there's some really great people,
like Eli Crane, Chip Roy,
like there's some really, really good characters there.
But I always had this thought that like, Oh, everybody's
got to be there for a reason. Like you're talking about the
best of the best, like these people have, you know, they've
really made it, they've done this, they've done that, they're
half functionally retarded. Most of the people there, I
wouldn't trust to have a fucking driver's license.
That's a one check to the, the AR 15 ways as much as a box you would move with Maxine
Yeah waters
What size a box
There's a lot of questions on that box thing
What what?
Yeah, yeah, that's
Which I can add more to the discussion. No, you're going to don't worry about it.
Sorry. We're going to do we're going to do that.
So what is one of your favorite skits that you've done in?
Now that you've you've done hundreds, right?
Yeah, I'm at like 140, I think, on YouTube, like rebranded.
I call it like the tick tocker and then like rebranded with the YouTube skits.
One hundred forty around there.
So I think you're going to ask what's the favorite before that was the first one
to really if the audience was going to go watch one YouTube video to become one of your
fans, which one would you recommend?
God, that's okay. Slasher was I'm thinking because math, the math classes is pretty fucking
funny. Thank you, dude dude is that what's the
part I cuz I want to pick all of you know fans bring it's fucking what is it
the Jimmy do no thank you fucking great it's the frustration of the teacher
that's what you can just tell with the teachers character's so frustrated, and then when he finally breaks through,
he's like, okay, fuck it,
we're rolling with this is working.
I'm like, how appropriate is this?
Fuck yeah.
It's no dude, no.
He's needed in math.
I have to say math class was the one
that put like Instagram, YouTube, that was like,
it put it on the map.
The horror movie one was fucking,
it's at like 10 million views on YouTube right now cuz Matt
Well, that does 45 right now math is 45. But again, this is all different
So like Instagram, you know, I make way more views on than like a YouTube long form or whatever the hell so
45 math classes that that was like the top and now I don't know final destinations about to beat that shit
I don't even know I got a lot of class to be like the the prime because they wanted to do a book on it. So we did shout out Viva Editions because they told
me that they wanted to do a book. They want to do a book. So we're doing it's going to
be a math workbook. It's going to be it's called School of Scum Presents Math Class.
And he was like, let's do you're the teacher, the character. We write that out. We're going
to do 100 questions of just the most diabolical
sadistic shit
At least what they let me get away with so they're they're awesome for that
This is gonna be added to like homeschool curriculum, and this is yeah, and it's going to
It's gonna be Amazon. Where's where we going Amazon Barnes and Nobles all that shit. That's fucking yeah
So I thought it was a cool idea
But you know again, I didn't know I was going that way and then when I got the cover backbles all that shit. That's fucking neat. Yeah. So I thought it was a cool idea, but you know, again, I didn't know I was going that way. And then when I got the cover back
and all that shit, I was like, Oh, I see it now. I didn't see it at first. I was like, okay,
what happens when some kid picks it up off the shelves? It's like, mom, man. Yeah, no, it's dude.
Well, no, that's the thing. They were like, no, we got to make sure they know like on the cover,
vulgar arithmetic for adults or whatever the hell. Cause cuz like I guess they can't let it go on the bookshelves if they don't have
some sort of warning okay we're gonna watch this because I've actually it's
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That's supposed to be a joke?
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God damn, dude, you wouldn't believe me. Traffic has been so bad. I'm looking shit look like that. That's awesome.
That train was really good. That train was dude. I don't know how the hell I did. I remember
looking at it after and I was like, holy fuck.
You're actually proud of yourself. Like I'm so proud of you. I did I remember looking at it after and I was like, holy fuck
Thank you so much
Thank you, thank you, thank you seriously cheese
I'm right. So that's the thing. I was gonna ask like what um
What got you guys like if you saw one video first? What was it? It was math class probably or something like that for me. I think math class was nice.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah. It was a math class.
I never know now because I have different I look at it as like different universes.
Like I'll do like the John Wick and then I'll do the the student shit classroom stuff.
The John Wick shit.
The John Wick shit. Yeah.
What guys think about.
So what guys think about.
I didn't know that was you.
Yeah. Yeah. So I'll do like the action shit. Like the shower one was the most recent one
where it was like all action, whatever the fuck.
And yeah, so I kind of go into different,
like it's the classroom, it's the John Wick,
and now the horror stuff is going pretty nuts.
So we're doing all that.
But yeah, I just filmed my cousin.
That's going to be dope.
I like that.
We're doing that Friday the 13th one.
Cause we, you know the slasher movie movie the slasher movie one went fucking nuts
Exit hit like 60 million if someone reposted it
They'd like 60 million views that brought everyone over to the YouTube all that shit
I said we got to keep going with the horror stuff. So that's really good. Yeah that
I mean the VF I just noticed the VFX on the train did really good. Good job
You did just a regular roto or did you just do a circle mask?
Do you look like a circle? It's so funny. So
Dude I do all my shit in Capcom
Capcom bro, I do all of it. I'm like a cap cut fucking genius. I film on my phone
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You did all of that on cap training everything on that sound effects all that shit
Wow, if you see the the edit like I go into that video, you're gonna see everything sound all that shit
But it's crazy because it's not DaVinci resolve. It's not oh, I, I know. That's why I'm like, well, you psychopath.
Dude, it's not.
That might be why it takes five days.
Oh, yeah, true.
You're like, dude.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying.
With your fingers just trying to slowly move something.
Careful, SpongeBob.
Careful, SpongeBob.
Would you ever consider handing that over
to an editor in the future?
Oh, god.
I thought about this because it's so hard.
It's so hard because it's all about like comedic timing like would they have my timing on point? Like I don't know. I'm pretty I'm bad with that dude. I'm bad to like hand it over to someone but maybe I'm thinking doing that. Maybe if I do a long form do it but like the skits I just have down to a T with the timing and shit. I don't want anyone to fuck that up.
You'd have to find a very specific person for it is you can find people or teach them how to do that styling editing.
Cause I'm assuming you shoot everything in your head.
Also, you don't do it.
I write.
No, I do.
Well, I do.
Do you know what I do?
Like a shop by shot thing.
So I'll be like shot one.
So yeah, exactly.
Angles, all that shit.
I'll like put into it before it used to be again.
Tick tock error was like improvised fucking shit.
And then I realized you got a fucking if you're going to have any sort of structure to it,
you kind of need to write it.
You got to edit it.
You're the only short form creator I think I've ever met who actually treats this like an actual like project.
Yeah, dude. like with the storyboarding
That's the thing though dude is like I was never and I got told because
We're gonna go down the road of like stand up and live and I'm not saying that would be that would be pretty fucking
Awesome. The thing is is that I was so into film
acting writing that I was like
If this is what I like doing I like taking 30 minutes on a shot if I have to.
You know, I'm like, okay, let's hit this.
I'll do fucking 10 takes of this,
throwing something or saying something, whatever it is.
So every shot is like kind of pristine and perfect.
Even like I was filming the one, the Jason one in Arizona.
And like, my cousin was like, dude, you just like,
you are fucking OCD as shit with this.
Cause I'm like running the line over and over again.
I was like, no, no, no, no, that's not it.
Gotta hit the delivery, gotta hit everything like that.
So I like more of the film aspect of it than like,
oh, you should go on stage and do standup, you know?
But even though standup would be dope to write.
Is that what you would do?
Cause you were, you mentioned some of the live stuff
or are you thinking about doing like standup comedy
kind of stuff or like what, what's your plan?
It's hard cause they, I was kind of talking to them about-
Ben, he was talking to Ben.
Yeah, no, we were talking about it a little bit more.
Yeah, those guys are awesome.
And I know they're more into that comedy touring space,
or at least Ben is.
And I was going to do like rights.
It didn't have to be stand up.
They were like, you can do kind of anything.
We can get a projector behind you with like a mic
and do like some teacher kind of thing or whatever the fuck.
Like take a character, flesh it out teacher kind of thing or whatever the fuck like take a character
Flesh it out for a live show or whatever the fuck
After that I
Just I didn't go down that route. I don't know what it was
I just kept wanting to grind like that was when I was still at my job
I'm like dude, I just need like some sort of stability where I can quit
I'm only focusing on this and maybe we'll go down that road, you know, in the
future.
So did you have like a dollar amount per month that you wanted to make before
you quit your job?
Or what was the moment?
Yeah, no, dude, I was literally like, bro, let me get 4,000 a month.
I don't even give a shit.
Like give me something that I can like live on and I'll quit my job and move the
hell out.
And I might, I was thinking about this.
I'm like, I want to use the room still.
Like if I moved out, I still want to use that room.
But again, thinking like endgame shit, I just want film TV, something in that space.
Put me on a writer's table.
Like that's all I give a shit about.
I would love to talk to this guy.
Well, we can do a lot because it's a coming from the Freddie Wong,
Rocky Jump Corridor, that space and doing that style of content.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a blast.
Like a Chappelle shell.
So fun.
I was thinking, yeah, when you told me about the action
stuff, I was like, you know, we're like,
oh, we gotta film something.
Dude, I could see something crazy, bro.
With all the stuff you guys have,
like location maybe, really good location.
I'm still just stuck on the,
I'm stuck on the idea of you being like in this
aircraft hanger style warehouse,
where you've perfectly recreated the bedroom
at your mother's house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's on a soundstage.
You have to know it has to be the same door.
It needs to be the same door.
Old faithful.
If you really pause it, you can see like some shots like the doorknob is completely taken
out of it and shit.
It's just a fucking wooden door.
But that could be your live show format.
Like how do you like Chappelle show like how Chappelle show film?
He was there live with the mic and he had a couple of jokes in between
showing skits on the projector.
So if you had like 10 skits
that you had already flushed out that you never released,
that you could only see at the live show,
and then you had your two to three minutes
speaking comedy bits beforehand.
That's what they were telling us.
That's what Steve-O did.
Steve-O did the same thing.
I feel like that's the same thing
even though Cain Peele was the show,
but Cain Peele did that kind of like, you see the skit and then they do that on stage with the audience and shit. That's Steve. I did the same. I feel like it's the same thing You know can peel was the show but can peel did that kind of like you see
And then they do that like on stage with the audience and shit. That's pretty dope
Yeah, I forgot you were probably too young for Chappelle's version of that ship. Yeah back when he was like in his prime and shit
Yeah, yeah, here's me shitting. Here's me shitting in slow motion
launching off the toilet
Would you say you're more into like stand-up or like film TV? I'm launching off the toilet. Would you guys say you're more into like stand up or like
film TV? I'm a film guy. Like when it comes to comedy, I guess like consuming content. Yeah,
if you're consuming comedy, is it is it film TV or stand up? I was going to say social media,
but not 5050. 5050. Got you. Kill Tony. Yeah. Kill Tony. That's good. It's good.
I think we we performed in Austin where kill Tony used to film right.
Yeah.
Vulcan.
Yeah.
The Vulcan was didn't really used to perform.
Yeah.
That's where he used to.
That's where to kill Tony was until the mothership opened up.
I believe shit.
I did not know that.
And I love stand up stand ups.
Awesome.
But I just don't I have like a respect for
It's there. It's a different form. Have you seen stand up comedians? It's terrifying crazy, but have you seen comedians in I'm not gonna name any names
But comedians in film and TV where it's like sometimes some are really good actors
some will kill a character make it perfect whatever the fuck and I'm thinking of
Like tires. Yeah, like Shane Gill-La. Exactly. So like I like that shit.
I just think that sometimes again, not to name anyone, but I see the stand up
comedian go in film and I'm like.
Is he just being himself?
Is he running lines like, you know what I mean, the stand up stuff versus being
the actor or playing a character or something like that.
It's like Bill Burr did a really good job at Star Wars or Mandalorian.
Yeah, Mando.
Like you didn't even realize that was over.
No, dude, I like turns out there's a space Boston.
Yes.
He's like the mercenary or whatever.
Yeah.
Plays a complete hard ass.
Not see.
I like that.
Like playing characters or doing something like that instead of just like, Oh,
let's put this comedian in here and like run a couple of lines and that's it.
You know, so stand up.
So one thing I do again, though, that's it. You know, so. Stand-ups the one thing.
But I do again, though, that's the thing.
On the other end, stand-ups fucking amazing.
Insanely hard to do.
I respect it in that way.
But again, I love that like film shit, dude.
Setting up the shot, getting everything ready and writing it out, you know.
But yeah, we've talked in the past, too, about doing something where each one of us has like a three or five minute set.
Yeah, just to see how that would not not not public at first, you know, just like a little thing.
Dude, even that's like so scary.
It's scary about that.
I'm like, you guys did the podcast live.
How does that feel to just be on the stage?
Careful with careful.
Watch out. Careful.
There's no editor to take out.
Yeah, that's how you do. You're just like, we got to be careful. careful with careful watch what careful
We gotta be careful
Kind of careful
Brandon has to say stop pulling your phones out or we're not gonna be funny
That's my thing like the more phones I see the less funny we can be
but it's it's a the audience is amazing
because you have that instant feedback and then when we would go to other
shows and it's not knocking on them it's just you see the creative difference
where you have your who's the guys you went and seen live story format Mr.
Ballen and it's because that is for a our story where you're just sitting
there they're going to talk for an hour. You're not there for this like comedy interaction.
It's just I'm going to listen and I'll be happy and I leave versus our audience.
It's yeah, there's no there's I feel like there wouldn't like if I did a
fat electrician video live, there's some jokes.
But like if I did a serious fat electrician video where there wasn't any jokes,
yeah, it'd be awkward to just stand there to a room of 500 people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The entire magic 1200 and you're just like, man, how am I doing right now? Yeah, it'd be awkward to just stand there to a room of 500
What ballin did man cuz I've been to two of it so far I went to one in Austin I went to one down here, you know
I'm just telling like one of his most famous stories for an hour and a half like that's scary
I was thinking of writing it because I've been writing.
I have like a draft of whatever the hell I was thinking of for the live show,
because I had I was like, oh, OK, let's do it or let's at least try it.
And writing it is the only thing I actually give a shit about when I get it.
And then I'm like, OK, we've got to hit that.
But again, I'm very like OCD with like, did I say that right?
Did I deliver that right?
And I just hate that would trip me up on stage, but I would have to get over it. But the more you do it, the more you do it. I respect the hell out of it,
though. Thankfully we did. We started for W. Ben. Like they really set us up for success. It's like,
Hey, you're gonna start at like four to 500 seat venues. And then you jump up to the next one.
And you start seeing it. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're like, okay. And like the end of this year we're doing like 2000 seat venues.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's going to be absolutely.
Did you guys have a thing with like translating it into sales?
Like, did you guys have like an issue with that or like, Oh, are we
going to actually get seeds?
Like, that's my big worries.
Like promoting it, marketing it.
And then finding that conversion.
We know what you have.
And that's part of building that community or that following how how are they
going? How loyal are they? Are they wanting to show up?
Vice versa? How loyal are you to the community? We had people
flying in from the UK.
They say that we're like, Oh, wow, I'd better be funny. There's
you sat on a plane for 14 hours.
Yeah. Hear me.
Make a joke. No pressure.
There's several people that came multiple live shows, and I'm just like, fucking why?
Yeah. I don't think we're that great.
Yeah, we didn't even really have a set script.
Eli set up a general guideline,
and then we just fucking flew by the seat of our pants through all of it.
It did get easier every time, though.
I will say that. Yeah. They're all of it. It did get easier every time though. I will say that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was an alcohol.
Yeah.
The first time or two.
There were certain things you couldn't say I couldn't do or whatever.
It was a little no, it was good.
They told me the same thing.
They were like, dude, you can do whatever you want.
And I was like, you can't.
We did the tier list, dude.
It was
top to bottom.
Somebody said something slightly edgy
and we're like, man, Buffalo's,
Buffalo kind of likes racism and they all cheered.
It was like, no, don't cheer racism.
And they just like, they went louder.
It's like, come here.
It's like, stop in the thing.
It's almost like the audience is in on embarrassing us.
Yeah.
It's funny.
That is dope.
One of the best feelings afterwards
though like being able to interact with them yeah hoping like after the show
when you go and meet greet take photos but then we at the high you get after a
good show we're like holy shit we go drink yeah Boston you guys have a spot
that you guys love boss like well Boston was just our it was.
So it was it was a little nerve wracking for us because that was the one that we
were going to record for Pepperbox.
God, that was the only live show we recorded out of any of the ones that we've
done. Yeah.
And so we were all like it was the biggest show of the tour.
So we were we were nervous because it was a huge show.
We were nervous because of the recording.
Yeah. We're having panic attacks in the green room.
It was. Yeah. It was a little rough. Like, oh shit.
But in my in my opinion, it was our best. Yeah, that's fucking
awesome. And you said it was the biggest how many people you
guys are like 11 1200. Yeah, but it was like, that's awesome.
It's like a famous theater that a lot of comedians like to have
their specials filmed in. Yeah, because there's two balconies.
God, it's like IMAX theater, but you're the one they have that specials filmed in. The Wilbur. The Wilbur. Because there's two balconies. Gotcha.
Gotcha.
It's like an IMAX theater, but you're the screen.
When they have that shot of like everyone.
It just looks fucking sick.
It's a wall of people.
That's awesome.
It's crazy.
Cody didn't even know about the third balcony until like halfway through the show.
We're like, hey Cody, look up.
And you're like, oh fuck.
Yeah.
Dude, I have severe anxiety when I do shit like that.
It's nuts, man.
I think we were in the middle of it and it's like Cody look up there. I was like, oh god
There's 300 more people fuck. Yeah, and you just can't I don't say bomb because it's different with the podcast
I'm sure right? Well, no, it's not really
Like you want to hit certain shit
It's way easier like like you were saying like I have so much respect for stand-up comedians Because they're just standing there by themselves and Mike is killing it. Yeah having some of your best friends
You can just bounce off of each other. Yeah, it's yeah
It's made it a lot easier if I have a moment where like cuz I'll be perfectly candid about it several times during the live
Shows, you know, I'm getting super anxious right? Like I'm just like I'm not having a good time
I'm like I'm about to go into a panic attack right now. I'm sorry
I'm just like, I'm not having a good time. I'm like, I'm about to go into a panic attack right now.
It's really, yeah, I have three or four co-hosts who can cover cover down for me.
That's awesome. Yeah.
And he loves doing anything on stage.
So that's like three co-hosts right there.
Twenty percent rich. So yeah, just paying off of each other.
It's like boom, boom, boom. It makes it so much easier. Yeah.
It's easier when you for your first live show ever, rich wears a kilt and then before you even sit down
He stands on top of his chair and moons the entire audience. I feel like you would be killing it. Yeah
They're fucking going nuts. That's awesome. He showed his fucking brown eye to every
Brown web
So with all your content that you've done, what was the first one where you got a
Like what's the most pushback you got? Or how do you handle that? That first time we like, fuck, I made I said retard or
dude, I don't think I've had push. That's what's so crazy about my shit. I have not had someone except for like the competitions I'll see because there'll be random people that see the video that aren't like, huge fans or whatever the hell. So they'll see it and maybe comment comment, but my people they I'm not saying to do it
They go off on them. You know what I mean? It's like oh
Okay, then just scroll the fuck away
And I'm like oh damn so they're awesome audience, and I think I built that for some reason before
Getting backlash. I don't know what it was like
I feel like I have more of a fan base than I do have people that hate or something you've tapped into the right part
Of the audience. There you
go. There you go. And I think algorithm the racist algorithm
and the algorithm that shows that really like hateful against
fat people comments and like all those.
Yeah.
A big thing was the this is before the Kanye stuff with the
Kanye mask that I had. And it's literally a Kanye mask. This is
back when I was doing like, I was trying to be more edgy and offensive whatever the hell but it wasn't intended I don't know if we'll
talk about it but I'm gonna bring up like blackface and shit cut that out
but this one you're good like we make the jokes where it's like, it's jokes.
You're doing comedy.
But it wasn't even about that shit.
And then I just on a Tuesday, where I said, I got the mask.
I'm going to do it.
And I was like, is that blackface?
And I was like, is it not, is it Robert Downey Jr.
Tropic Thunder shit?
I think that's what I love that movie by the way.
I still think I hate that the most.
So it's even the, you shouldn't be afraid to wear a fucking mask
Yeah, how I felt though when I was making it I didn't think like oh shit
Unless it's white and pointy then maybe like not a guy
We had such a big period of time there when you just couldn't like me make jokes. Yeah be funny
Yeah, it would it started a little bit around the time the hangover came out
Yeah, yeah, and then like comedy just kind of fucking died until recently.
Where would you say it died?
Because I was thinking about that.
I think it's around that time, dude.
We always said like right at the hangover.
Because I think the end of it.
Yeah, Tropic Thunder, I think it was right before.
Tropic Thunder was 2008.
Yep.
I think 2013, 14, 15, I think 15, 16 is when it really started like,
you just started getting
cancer yes and I'll quit being funny when you're left John came the Adam
Sandler's are shit like you know what I mean all their group Chris all that shit
yeah farley's funny I saw Adam Sandler live and he did the whole like Chris
Farley tribute that was really dope but he was doing like a I guess he had a
song for him and it's like all like funny and shit.
And then you just leave everyone with like they're in tears walking out.
I'm like, dude, that was like such a downer.
But he was amazing and shit.
So you saw that live.
I saw him live. It was in an arena.
He does like a live like music comedy special.
It's like weird.
Like he does like he'll grab the guitar, start singing funny tunes and shit.
Adam Sandler. Then he did a
projector at the end of Chris Farley and like the montage of
him and like doing a song for him. So it's funny. And then he
hit the Chris Farley shit and I was like, Oh, my freaking
tearing up.
That's awesome. You've never gotten YouTube. I never
pepperbox. There we go. I think there was a time where I like
stopped doing like edgy. I didn't need to do it so much except for like the school shit was known for that.
Right. Like the school shooter and the fucking.
Can I say that?
Yeah.
God, you guys are awesome.
I'm thinking school shooter.
You still haven't told us your favorite slur.
That's an hour and 30.
That whole thing. Like, I kind of can't like write them out at this point
It's like that you're in I got to keep you in and like, you know, we'll make more of that shit
So I want to do it on another level though, bro
I want to get like again this stuff that we were talking about the location and like trying to like make something really cool
Like I want to start getting into that like I want to try to do like eventually like as you continue down the path
You want to try to do something like a feature film? I was yeah, of course
Oh my god, but I'm thinking more like so we went to in Arizona before I came here
We went to this horror trader thing. I needed like a Jason mask for the skit all that stuff
So we go there terror trader. That was awesome. They have a spot
He made like a saw skit. Sorry if I'm not explaining this properly, but I go in
Fucking saw jigsaw skit that's skit working set
He made this whole like room with jigsaw and all that shit
I said dude, that would be sick to record and posted a photo on my story about it
I said dude, I gotta come back here and film but do like a
Three minute thing or something like that. You know what I mean? I want to start getting into more of like short film territory shit where I'm not so like, oh, I got to post a 30 second clip
every two weeks to like keep getting paid. Like I want to get away from that and start doing more,
you know, bigger shit with that. What's your favorite movies with are you action comedy horror?
Yeah, I'd say so I was thinking about this before coming on because I'm like,
I'm thinking Tropic Thunder I brought up love Tropic Thunder. There, I'd say so I was thinking about this before coming on because I'm like, I'm thinking Tropic Thunder. I brought up love Tropic
Thunder. There's I feel like there's different groups like you have the Adam
Sandler group, right? They're a whole, you know, click and then you'd have the
Seth Rogen click with like James Franco and Danny McBride and Jonah Hill and all
those guys. And then you'd have there was another one. Like the workaholics like
Adam Devine love Adam Devine. Love Adam Devine.
Those three.
I just feel like there's so many different clicks and I would love like Ben Stiller.
Another one.
Ben Stiller I haven't heard of until like Severance.
When Severance came out and I was like, dude, I forgot how funny Ben Stiller is.
So you got to go back and like watch all that shit.
So I don't know if I have a list for there's so many greats, but like Tropic Thunder Eastbound and down was one of my favorite.
I don't know if you watch Danny.
Danny McBride is like one of my favorites. Yeah, he's awesome.
Vice principal. I've been watching vice principal.
So you do like in Goggins.
What's Regis Jem? So I know it's not as like funny, but righteous gemstones.
No, I haven't watched it.
Shut up, nerdy. But it's not.
Yeah, it's not as would you say?
Not as not funny.
Edgier.
It's not like he's bounding down.
It's not like vice principals.
But righteous gemstones really good.
Adam Devine's in it and shit.
So I'm thinking of I like anything else.
The compil. I only seen a couple of
shows of righteous, righteous gemstones.
Yeah. Compilations of of Walton Goggins is.
Yeah, dude, he's awesome.
I guess the old cleaf.
Yeah. Baby, baby, baby, Billy. Walton Goggins is awesome. He's like, you're a quief. Yeah, yeah.
It's baby Billy, baby Billy.
Dude, I'm thinking of what else?
What are your guys' favorites?
You got any crazy ones?
Movie wise, I'm more into sci-fi,
and I love action comedy.
Gotcha.
Action comedy, sci-fi.
So if it's Live, Die, Repeat, or Edge of Tomorrow.
Edge of Tomorrow.
Gotcha, gotcha.
That perfect blend of everything. That was like kind of funny here.
Oh, yeah.
I can like they just get offed and you're like, Whoa, what the fuck?
He rolls under the truck.
Oh, yeah.
It's fine. I can watch.
Just give me a second.
Yeah. Shoot some in the head.
They got to do more like that's the thing.
Like I feel like action comedy, but like.
Needs to be hot shots.
Oh, God, those movies Like airplane style like heart do
Ever all this old Wesley Nilsen
Charlie Sheen's being Rambo when he runs out of a belt and he just grabs a handful of ammunition and throws it
You hear bullet noises and they all fall down
Stupid shit like that. They're doing naked gun Gun again with Liam Neeson's gonna play.
Leslie Nilsson?
Yeah, he's gonna play Leslie Nilsson's character.
My aunt was in Naked Gun two and a half.
She was like the sex shop owner.
What?
No shit.
Like he walks in.
Yeah, dude, she was killing it.
And then that's what's so horrible about it is that like you're killing your career.
You're in Goodfellas.
You're doing this and that.
And it taught me I was like, that's possible.
That's a fucking...
It's not like the teacher telling you like you could be the
President of the United States and you know, there's no weight to that
So I saw her do all that shit like when I would grow up and I'm seeing like, okay
This is possible acting entertainment all that shit. So she heavily influenced like it's some of the city Well, I want to put that more on like her sisters like my mother my other aunts
Like it was she was that household name of like of like, Hey, you've seen good fellas.
You've seen everywhere I'd walk. It'd be like, we talked to someone.
Yeah. You've seen good fellas. Yeah. My sister was in that.
And it's like, hell yeah. So she passed when you were three, three. Yeah.
But again, you hear it nonstop and you watch the movies and you're like, Oh,
this is dope. So we have to do something like I would love for like writing
session or just filling a skit altogether. Yeah.
Your brain and how it works. The Halloween stuff we always do.
I mean, we used to do like the Halloween veterans versus sci-fi.
Yeah. Horror, sci-fi.
And those were a blast to do. But doing something that would be so dope.
I've seen kind of like the scary movie stuff, like when scary movie got announced that it was like popping off.
I'm like, oh, like the slasher movie did really good.
I'm like, let's keep doing the horror stuff because I thought that was really cool.
Like to dive down because that's all action comedy.
But I do like to throw in.
I want to kind of throw in a little more dialogue with certain shit.
The thing is, and again, we'll get maybe we'll get into this now, but like keeping people
entertained, keeping people entertained or keeping people.
What's the engaged retention?
Be it dude, like I'm thinking like seriously, when I do the stuff, I'm writing it.
Any intro that you fucking think about any slow dialogue bullshit to start off the skit.
Cut it.
Yeah. Jump right into the body of it
and just like throw it in their face
and they're like, what the fuck is this?
So it's not a whole like, hey, my name's this
and my name's that because then they scroll.
Who are those YouTubers that are doing horror movies?
Yeah, with A24.
Love those guys.
Oh dude, I think.
Because I heard they just,
they understand the YouTube retention.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they just jump right the fuck in and they waste no screen time. Yeah,
there's no FDM DM to me and I was like, fanning. No, I was
like, dude, I'm geeking right now. Like this is fucking your
Ronald McDonald skates all that shit. So back in the slasher
one. But dude, they're that's another thing I told him to
because I was like, I want to move into they move completely
into feature films. Yeah, they did. Talk to me.
Talk to me.
Bring her back.
Bring her back.
Is that out yet?
I think they dropped it like a premiere or whatever.
I don't know if it's like out in theaters.
Yeah, but it's so creep cast actually just got sponsored by
a 24 to do an episode on it was for the new movie.
Bring her back.
Same guys are they're awesome.
They rolled that out.
They are fantastic.
The way they can jump from like that career with like YouTube
and then like get heavily into the feature film shit.
That's what I envy.
I look at that and I'm like, that's fucking awesome.
Now that I think about it, like your content is kind of similar
to what they used to do versus what you do now.
Is there any sort of like inspiration on that?
I'm trying to think of who I had inspiration from.
Like I'd say that early to everyone says Filthy Frank,
Filthy Frank, they hit me with Grammy winner Filthy Frank.
That's what I'm saying. It's so weird.
The switch up is so weird.
But yeah, Filthy Frank, Racka Racka.
I'm trying to think of anyone else like all the selfies.
Remember, everyone used to do like the selfie videos.
You ever see dying by Evan Breen, L.A.
Turtle, the blonde hair
No, I swear you guys seen this but if you look at it
Yeah dying by if you can look that up, but dude that was that guy was awesome
I mean like stoner comedy kind of oh, yeah
Everyone yeah that guy. Yeah. Yeah, dude. No, I don't know what he's doing right now. Oh you got you
Yeah, that guy. Yeah, dude. No, I don't know what he's doing right now.
You got you.
I've probably seen it.
It's just like the dumbest shit.
And I'm sure it's like improvised most of it.
Like just putting the camera up.
No character switches when it was that raw and people were just
doing that.
That was how I started out.
So I'm like, oh, maybe that's the way to do it.
And then I realized, like, let me start hitting more dope shots
and try to work on angles and all that.
There was a time I did that, like went from handheld and I said, okay,
let me work with my tripod and like fucking figure it all out.
But then it just gets better and better. So it's hard doing, um, I mean,
it's that Tarrantino does some of the best writing it.
Like his screen plays and shit, dude,
everything and how he hooks you with dialogue and you're finding that nice
balance of like, Hey, here's action, but here's with dialogue and you're finding that nice balance of like, hey, yeah action
But here's also hit the dialogue and shit like that. Yeah, that's how you do your school skits
That way extremely difficult, which is not. Yeah, look at that. I'm like dude that the math class
Let's say it's all dialogue and then you have okay that pops off 45 million
Whatever, then you have the action comedy that pops off and I like, now we can just kind of like do different shit in their own
different little universe.
Okay.
I'm going to do my math class stuff and then I'm going to do the, we can hit all
of that, but I would like to do something where it's a bigger short film.
Ask, do you have any plans to do that right now?
Like any projects you're working on that you want to get started on?
Although I was just writing stuff, but that's it.
Like stupid writing, just like in the notes and being like, okay, what could be a
flesh to like, we flesh it out and it's a huge short film or something.
But yeah, definitely. That's the direction I want to go for sure.
Right now it's just the book and just killing YouTube, trying to just keep
bringing up YouTube.
I know it's even brand like you got into it your old skits even show that were old videos where you did
Evil dead. Yeah, we did the the co vid series where we did like the whole it was like a plot before my regular videos
We're like our intro skits were like this running joke of me being stuck in
Co vid lockdowns. Yeah, I'd like recreating like scenes from Evil Dead and like going shot for shot.
Yeah.
With different parts of the movie and whatnot.
I kind of miss some of that stuff because it was really fun.
So fun.
I don't make any more money on it or anything.
Like it's yeah, there's no financial incentive.
It's not going to reach more people, whatever.
But to me, it's love of the fucking game.
Like I just exactly, I think that shit's cool.
That's what I'm having the problem with is like trying to balance that out like making sure we're getting paid but also
Don't switch up on the fans. I think you have to do it in Brandon style where it is like
Hey, I'll start it with this way
but then you have to find that slow thing because
Yeah, it is why like rocket jump or any of those it you will not have a sustainable income doing exactly. Yeah shorts
Especially anything under eight minutes and doing action for eight minutes is that's a minimum
a month
Dude I saw it wait was that yeah you guys shit that was awesome. Holy shit
I thought you were talking about something else for a second
Then I'm like, I remember watching but how long was that? That was like nine. I was
Yeah, ten minutes two months three months of like And then I'm like, I remember watching. But how long was that? That was like nine. That was 10 minutes.
Yeah, 10 minutes, two months, three months of like pre-prepping,
getting it three days of filming.
And then editing was a month, two weeks to a month.
But to do that whole production, and it was like two-ish days, right?
Of just two full.
Yeah, two full days and then a half day of pickup shots.
Yeah, that was...
I think that was really efficient.
Oh, dude, that is, that, that's not.
Dude, that looks really fucking good.
What we accomplished in two days,
that would have been a normal,
fuck, a normal set, two weeks of filming.
Yeah.
Because we were just crushing shots.
But even still the amount of money
that you spent on a production like that,
see there's no way that Corridor made their money back. See, there's no way that corridor made their money back.
That's what you sent me the tiny guns thing.
That's awesome.
40 grand.
Like you're looking at no matter what, that was probably about 40 grand,
give or take with everything because you're paying for travel.
And we didn't.
And that was buddy discounts because we weren't paying the actors.
They were just part of it.
We all just did it for free.
What about like cameras and shit?
Are you guys using like some crazy stuff?
We all have.
I mean, we have.
We already own it all.
Yeah. There you go. That's what's crazy. They were crazy red cameras. Oh, I think right. Yeah, they had
They had the red and the DJI 4d so for any of the moving sequences
So you had to 10 to 30 thousand dollar cameras and yeah pulling focus, but a drone but everything else is the squibs
the guns.
Thankfully we have everyone knows how to do action,
which is the hardest fucking thing.
Have you worked with any actors
and tried to get them to do action with our-
Oh, my cousin, my cousin, yeah.
Fucking, it's like choreography, all that shit.
Fucking nuts.
But it's so fucking- Just get hit, how?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, look, we're talking
when you get hit. No, get hit.
No, look at the fucking limbs. All of us grew up on Live League. We're doing like 15 takes, you're like, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the camera goes like this and he slides away. Zach, don't look at the camera though next time. He's like, he got so nervous, which is hard
if you've never been in front
and then you have everyone staring at you for a shot.
You're like, I'm gonna fuck this up.
No pressure.
I'm gonna fuck this up.
It kind of blows my mind now,
like working with people who don't do stuff on camera,
how nervous they get when there's a camera on them.
Yeah.
Like they'll recite it perfectly.
Like everything will go good.
You turn the camera on and then they freak the fuck out
So yeah, I don't know if it's about that's how I felt like with this
Yeah fucking like you just I've never been in the scenario and then when you kind of in the hot seat
You're like, oh fuck like it's it's different But the thought bubble above his head and the inwards start spelling
It's so different when you're just like how many people do you have on that the tiny guns thing? Oh, man, that was probably one of my three people. Yeah, dude. It's so different when it's like, I mean I'm comfortable
Comfortable my cousins friends whatever but like yeah when you have all their people maybe you don't know them that well this that it's the same thing you get that
Like oh fuck. I can't hit that right. You know gotta do it again. Yeah, I get again again. I
Was gonna say sorry if it took me a minute to get my lines. I was having a fucking heat stroke
Oh, you know you did great. Yeah, German wool in Texas in summer. Yeah, I was I was a I was a Nazi
So it's like German like an actual German wool uniform. Yeah, just dying. I'm trying to get my lines, right?
Fuck he said we set him down for that shot. He's supposed to like stand up and do something
Yeah, yeah, and Cody's falling out cuz it's a hundred and twenty degrees and he is in wool. He's just sit on the ground. He's like,
perfectly.
Cody's over here talking to relatives that died four years ago.
Real quick. I have so bad. Good.
We're going to judge you while you're going. Hey dude. A 24 does the best.
They are hands down the best movie house right now.
Cause they're not afraid to take risks. They're still doing cool
shit. I think they just did Death of a Unicorn and I love that
movie. I have so funny. It's lit. It's just there's no fat on
it. The Paul Rudd. Yeah, it's just Paul Rudd and his daughter
in a car. They like, mom passed away or whatever. Father and
daughter don't get along. It's like two minutes of dialogue.
They hit a unicorn with their car and then it just goes off on this crazy fucking adventure
about like the medical industry trying to grind up the unicorn horn so people can live
forever and like there's curse.
It's just it's action the entire movie and then it's over.
You're like, what the fuck did I just watch?
I kind of like stupid movies like that I do too it's like the the one with
a Nicolas Cage what is it like the national treasure unbearable weight of
massive talent or something like that I enjoyed it just him and Pedro Pascal
being fucking retarded but it's a really good one I liked it a lot there's that
makes me think of like an Adam Sandler type thing where he calls his buddies up and he's like,
you want to go to Hawaii for a couple of months and just like fuck around and ad lib lines and have a good time?
100 percent, which is why he wrote Pedro Pascal as a billionaire on an island.
Yeah, exactly.
And on like a beautiful island.
You imagine Nicolas Cage calling up Pedro and he's like, hey man, we're going to fuck off for a couple of months.
It's going to be awesome. Whenever you gonna fuck off for a couple of months. It's gonna be awesome.
Whenever you're done doing that last of a shit.
Nicholas Cage like get in trouble
for having illegal dinosaur bones or something.
I think there was something like that, yeah.
He tried to like import a T-Rex skull.
T-Rex skull or some shit from an auction
and it was stolen and he had to like give it back
after he paid for it.
It was something crazy.
Oh, that's lame.
Don't even get me started on Hobby Lobby.
Don't get me started on the last of us. Oh, that was the new see.
I will say, OK, last season, I like. Oh, yeah.
In 2007, actor Nicholas Cage outbid Leonardo
DiCaprio at auction for a 70 million year old dinosaur skull for two hundred
and seventy six thousand dollars.
However, in 2014, the Department of Homeland Security informed cage that the Tyrannosaurus skull may have
been stolen. In 2015 cage returned the skull to the
Mongolian government.
Why?
That's a weird
reimbursed.
That's how I know we haven't made it yet.
We're not doing shit like that. Reimbursed how I know we haven't made it yet
Your glass container I would have figured 70 million is too old for Leonardo DiCaprio
You know Hobby Lobby is like the arts and crafts store Yeah, like big of course. Yeah, so they they were always getting in hot water because they're like ultra religious
I forget which sect of Christianity but like they're closed on Sunday. They have limited hours
For whatever reason everybody gave a shit what they thought about reproductive rights, right?
So they I think they like didn't offer birth control pills or whatever as part of their insurance
So like they made a big deal about it. Well then like they got busted because the owners were
Well then like they got busted because the owners were having people go over to like Iraq and smuggle religious artifacts out of the country during the global war on terror. They got in a bunch of trouble for it.
Hobby Lobby.
What's up with all these companies doing this shit?
Hobby Lobby was smuggling religious Christian artifacts out of the Middle East.
Jesus Christ.
Rich people shit is wild.
Wow.
What was the insurance again?
Dead pesky.
There you go.
That is beautiful.
So about the last of us, what's your opinion on that?
Go on.
Dude.
I hate the next one.
Archie's a dad now.
I love.
It sucks because I love that.
They wrote that line and I hate it.
Which one?
Which one?
Hold on.
I'm a dad now.
I'm sorry.
Can I read this real quick?
The handsome one?
Oh, here.
In 2017.
No, I didn't see that.
No.
You didn't see the second season yet?
I don't watch the second season yet.
Oh, nevermind.
I don't want to.
Did you see the second season?
Here, I'll give Nick this.
In 2017, the US Department of Justice
announced that Hobby Lobby had illegally imported
thousands of ancient artifacts primarily from Iraq,
and it had to forfeit all of
them and pay a three million dollar fine the company purchased over 5,500
artifacts you ever sell yarn to bored housewives so good you buy the Ark of
the Covenant that's your next skit Indiana Jones has to invade Hobby Lobby HQ to find the Holy Grail.
It's his butt web. He lowers down.
At the very end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, we're in that big warehouse.
It's just Hobby Lobby headquarters.
Now, did you want to get in the last of us?
Yeah, what was the handsome? I didn't, I haven't watched the second season.
Well, we're not going to spoil anything.
I won't spoil.
That's not I don't think the that line where it's like, I'm a dad now.
They wrote that.
And I was like, oh, my.
That's what they do.
Second, right?
Is that that second?
Yeah, the second season.
Not to spoil anything.
Not for me.
Yeah.
No, I do.
I'm such a big you guys play the games, of course, right?
Games are no games are fucking. Maybe you can appreciate the show more than I don't know because I feel like the game like
Yeah, it's a you have such a such a thing that you've got to like
Hit that. I just don't think they're hitting it's like the it's so is better than our same
Yeah, the first one they stayed the first one. I think they did a really fantastic job this one
They just completely they went off the rails I think they did a really fantastic job. This one, they just completely... They went off the rails, bro.
They did not figure...
The director, did you watch him?
It's like how he interpreted the character
and it was just completely wrong.
And that's essentially the problem.
It's like, what do you mean?
I thought she was like a teenager and she's like funny, but...
But what's up with like people taking a story
that's already fucking amazing and then shitting all over it
I mean, I know that's like everything I like I talked about this how I so easy
I hate the Hollywood people that are like, yeah, I read the book and everybody loved it
But I wanted this movie to be about my art
Yeah, it pretentious is the exact thing they Because it's like, I think they know it better.
But it's like, dude, you have a story that's like perfect.
Lord of the Rings.
You have a story that has already resonated extremely well
with a lot of people.
Obviously it hit the correct notes.
And now you're trying to change those notes
because somehow you know better.
It's not, it's the same way with Game of Thrones.
But I hate to say, I fucking love Game of Thrones.
Imagine if your English teacher
Rewrote Shakespeare and had your kids read that instead of Shakespeare
Because they wanted the teachers artistic interpretation. Yeah, just teach the fucking book idiot. That's gonna be fans of Walking Dead
Yeah, chance. Okay. I was before zombie lore. No, do we want to spoil? No, I can't spoil
Can I spoil that over do that? She's been spoil? That shit's been out for a while.
They fucking killed Carl.
I fucking...
Dude, I dropped off that show so fast.
I was okay with the Glenn thing.
Because it's like, oh, it's in the comics if they do it.
But then Carl, like, where the fuck did that come from?
I don't understand that.
I get really into this shit.
We'll talk, you know, I can talk for hours about show shit.
What I don't understand is that they keep like...
He's like, yes!
...killing people and bringing shit. I didn't know that show was still going. Yeah, yeah, no, dude, they milk the for hours about show shit. What I don't understand is that they keep like, yes, killing people and bringing
I didn't know that that show is still going.
Yeah, yeah. No, they milk the fuck out of that show.
That shows they killed Rick and then now he's back.
Yeah, it was like, wait, what a kill.
But it's not really like everyone thinks he's dead.
And then he comes back because he wasn't actually dead.
And then shoots a helicopter with a crossbow.
Yeah. And then really? Yeah with a crossbow. Yeah.
Really? Yeah, I'm not I'm not
talking with you. You're not making
I'm not. No, that was I thought you
were you know what I'm talking
about. I think in later
seasons, right? Yeah.
Yeah.
David.
Yeah.
Who's incredibly intelligent, has a
crossbow that can shoot down
helicopters and he kills the
helicopter.
Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about. Back back and then you're talking about the spin-off though is that the
spin-off that was okay Rick and Michonne yeah I'm not fucking with you right now
my son showed it to me a couple weeks ago yeah dad once he's I'm gay well he
was funny we're talking about writing films and stuff, he was like,
Dad, who wrote this shit? And he's only 16 and I'm watching it and I'm like, John, who wrote this shit?
This is the new, last of us, everyone is in pristine clothes, every scene.
Looks great.
Every scene.
There is no weathered clothes, their makeup's perfect. And they just walked from Utah to Seattle.
Yep, yep.
And they're like, oh, okay, we're good.
And it is just the most disorganized.
They destroyed the characters
and how the characters are supposed to be.
And it's amazing watching that show fail
after season one was eights and nines.
And this season was eight, nine,
and then everything's been
like six, six.
It's dying.
You get these big media entities, these big corporate conglomerates, like fucking HBO,
giant.
Don't get me started on Brad Pitt's zombie movie.
World War Z?
We're going straight into World War Z right now?
Did you like World War Z?
I feel like I didn't read the books like him. You don't fuck into World War Z right now. Did you like World War Z? I feel like I didn't read the books like him, so.
You don't fuck with World War Z?
No.
I have an entire tattoo sleeve of World War Z.
Oh, shit.
They fucked.
Did you read the book?
No.
They fucked that movie up so hard.
Oh, so you're probably furious.
They already had a fucking zombie movie with Brad Pitt.
And they're like, let's call it world war Z. Yeah. Yeah.
And it's fucking ridiculous because the book is so good. Yeah.
It follows the stories of like 20 different people and how they survive the
zombie apocalypse. And a fucking movie.
Why didn't they turn it into an HBO mini series where each episode is following
one person, how they lived through the zombie apocalypse.
Cause they follow like a Navy diver an army infantry guy a
None who's trying to savor Sunday school class. It's such a good idea
Describe that it's like fucking perfect make it an anthology like the book. Yeah. Yeah, literally every episode is it's like
What is it called? Black Mirror Black Mirror?
Have you guys seen Black Summer though? It was like a zombie kind of same thing,
but all the characters ended up meeting up.
So they did like each episode
had like one of the characters
and how they started the apocalypse
and then it'd go to the second one.
And this is how they started the apocalypse and it all like kind of
end up this final crazy finale.
It's like
it was actually really good at first.
I don't know what they did. I think it, it was actually really good at first.
I don't know what they, I think it's canceled.
I think it's done, but it was really good.
Like I'm saying the visuals and like the way they filmed it.
Set in Z Nation.
No, look up.
No, this is set in the Z Nation.
Oh, in Z Nation, yeah, yeah.
So I'm guessing it is your, is it Max Brooks?
Black Summer was on.
You know who wrote World War Z?
Remember Millbrook's comedian from the 70s, 80s?
See, I'm for space., spaceballs, spaceballs,
his son Max Brooks wrote the World War Z series.
Okay, gotcha. The books.
The books, yeah. He definitely didn't do the fucking movies.
But like that's just what I was getting back to is the big Hollywood t tides taking a story and just which they don't take
they're so risk averse they'll just take old IP yeah they'll make it shitty they'll committee
fuck it everything's super fucking boring that's why I'm like we give so much credit
to a 24 because they seem like the only studio right now that's actually trying to get like
kills it warfare I know I spreadable warfare was dope.
I saw that in the theater. I was like, holy shit.
I can't Joseph Quinn will pull to mom.
What do you think about Joseph Quinn?
Dude, that was not.
Did you see it or not?
I was so pissed off at the medic in that movie.
What happened was, bro, do the dudes like
or what do you guys want to see?
You guys can talk about it.
Maybe it was a real thing that happened. Oh, yeah, never mind. Do the dudes like or wait?
It was a real thing that happened. Oh, yeah, never mind the fucking medic pulls out the auto injector
Right into his own fucking thumb it gets himself a morphine. I was like you
Did that happen during it I don't know if that happened in real life, but it happened in the movie and it's like they
Beat that into your head at medic school like it looks like it goes this way. Yeah fucking doesn't
Don't put your thumb over any end of the auto injector was what's he the medic though? I thought I thought he was I think you should give me more early guy. I don't know
Was he the medic though? I thought I thought he was I think he was giving more Larry guy I don't know. I don't know that one of the only officers of the group
Well, if he had morphine it would have been a actual medic of some type, right? Because I don't think yeah
Everybody you don't have morphine inside of your
Your eye pack. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's not combat lifesaver level stuff
So like I think that was a medic it just the medic aspect of that movie was driving me nuts. Yeah, because it was just like dude is
Dude is messed up in the middle of the movie. He's just laying there by himself groaning
And it's like that is not what an army would be doing
Like he would be taking vitals writing things down after he got to the point
He did everything he could like you did he nail that scream shit like where he was like It was all like fucking no one could hear shit, and then he pulls him in and it's just fucking brutal screaming
I'm like oh my god. He wouldn't stop they did
And so like everything just goes quiet for like five minutes in the movie
They're ringing and it's like a ball literally five minutes of just like that base kind of it's like a bass sound
Yeah, like they're jumping fucking more. Yeah, I'm almost yeah
I think and I love the moment when like the other comms are going crazy like the radio is just going fucking insane
And like it's just getting hectic and hectic and there's eight conversations happening
And the guy just fucking rips it out of his ear. Yeah, it's quiet. Yep
Man I gotta watch this movie. Another thing. One thing a 24. I don't think I'm
wrong about this. So I'm gonna say it, but they're doing a
Jason Voorhees series. Really? They redesigned to the character.
Maybe you should look at a 24 Jason Voorhees series. Can you
look that up? Like a like a series like like a series. They
want to do a movie. They did a redesign of Jason and people are like fucking pissed.
But it's just the mask.
That's like the redesign kind of.
And people are like, why the fuck did you do that?
You didn't have to do that, which they can they can pull it off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't.
Is it that one?
Is that a 24?
Is that what you meet new?
The new Jason Voorhees?
I just don't want to shit on that.
If that's what the like that.
That's it. Literally, that's it.
But I am mad that there was so much backlash and I was like,
Holy fuck.
Yeah, I don't fucking get it because it has read.
I think it's the dude.
They get so specific with like the I'm saying like the fans, you know,
and they'll look at it. They'll be like, dude, no, no, no, no, that's not Jason.
That's not Jason.
But I think they could kill a series or do something like that
I'm moving them to do that. It said 824 right? Yeah, it's probably the only studio
I would trust if I can do something like that
Which that one was like insane to get back with the rights and shit because it was nuts
I mean, I don't even think it's gonna be Friday the 13th. Like it's the whole
I think it's a late use the name or something because they're calling it Crystal Lake series yeah Chris because it was a camp Crystal Lake
yep the most recent Jason movies have made so much money Jason in space and that's for movie of all times the leprechaun
Was that huge in Ireland show
You shook your head yes
Wait the leprechaun in space is where he pisses on the leprechaun and it goes up his dick into him And then he has the leprechaun what? Why I don't know what ever come movie did you don't in space?
Cody flash bang the room
Do you know the 1992 Space Movie? The Space Movie from 1992.
Let him Google it.
Yeah, Google it real quick.
Space Movie from 1992.
Oh yeah, you're right.
I thought you guys were joking.
No, no, no. Space Movie, 1992.
1992?
Yep, Space Movie from 1992.
If you google that, that's okay. You know who owns the screen shot of that?
The podcast?
Editor, don't.
You know who owns the rights to that movie?
Rumble.
Really?
Oh yeah, Rumble bought it.
I researched that when we started figuring this out.
I was like, buy the rights?
So that was the joke. That was good. Pepperbox exclusive. I researched that when we started figuring this out, I was like, can we buy the rights?
So that was the joke, that was good.
Pepperbox exclusive.
The gang watches a space movie from 1992.
Oh no.
The worst episode of MST 3K ever.
The gang convinces the local theater to play the movie they own the rights to.
We have an exclusive viewing for the unsub audience.
Was that one word?
Is that in the slur list or no?
Was that in the slur?
Ooh, it's going S tier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh.
Take that mouse, drag, click.
Yeah, holy shit.
Good call.
That was a one word.
Man, well I think on that note,
well you had actually, you wanted to pitch something.
You were saying you wanted to talk about something.
It was really just the book.
The book was it's coming out August 5th.
Um, it's going to be dope the same way I did the, uh, how many, uh, if Betsy has
110 bodies and adds 17 bodies to it, how much does Betsy have, whatever the fuck.
So we do all that shit in the book and it's just going to be like, I don't want to say to you,
I'll say one thing.
There's like a, you know, when you solve for X,
like solve for X, the graphic of like a flesh light,
and then it'll be like eight inches.
I don't want to talk to you much.
Shit like that.
But I know it's going to be dope.
Where can people find it?
Like once it, is it available to preorder?
Preorder on Amazon.
When that comes out, it'll be Barnes and Nobles books, a million.
What's the name of School of Scum Presents Math Class?
But we're going like I just say math class just based off the skit.
There you go. That was like my thing, too, is like I wanted that title
because I was like when I did the skits, I was like, oh, this is like the school
of scum. I'm like, it's like a TV.
You know, I start thinking big and crazy with it.
I'm like, I want that title.
I want just math class.
School of scum presents math class and it was,
they let me get away with a lot of shit. So can't wait for that.
That's going to be cool. Hell yeah, man. But gotta do more shit though.
Always grinding more. So we love it.
And then where can everyone find you at dude at it's Jay daddy on Instagram,
Tik TOK and worry about Tik TOK, but YouTube Jay daddy, uh,
it's going up 650K right now on subs.
Got to hit a million.
So, and I want to say too real quick
because I never say to them,
I never post like life on stories and stuff like that.
So everyone that's been watching, thank you so much.
I appreciate you guys so much.
I never, never do shit like that.
So I just wanted to take that moment to be like,
thank you for watching me and thank you for supporting.
And that's really it, dude.
I don't really have anything else to say.
Well, hell yeah.
Cody, we'll do the after show for 10 minutes after work.
Have some fun.
Close it out till then.
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