Unsubscribe Podcast - 23 - Butterfly Vinegar Strokes

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

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Perfect. Nailed it. Use that one. Use that clap. That's the good one. That's the strong, crisp clap. So today is a very special day on Unsubscribe Podcast. We have, of course, Eli, donut operator, myself, Batty, and our good friend, Will.

Hello, good friend. We all hate and love Will. Mostly love, but in a brief moment, hate. Yeah. Today we're going to be getting tattooed. This is a great idea. I was like, you know what would be awesome? So this started because me and Eli were talking about Will tattooing us because Will comes

in town and he tattoos us. And I was like, man, it'd be fun to get one on the podcast because Eli got tattooed live on stream. I was like, let's try to do one on the podcast. Then's like oh what about this I'm like dude Eli that's a great idea you should get that and I'm like I'll get this and we're like wait donut donut's gotta get one too let's force our friend into a permanent thing he has to live with without telling him yeah we forgot to tell donut no one told me I was doing this today he found out um about 30 minutes about 30 minutes ago that he was getting tattooed and then he found out about 30 minutes ago that he was getting tattooed.

And then he found out where the placement of the tattoo was going to be. Because nothing like doing an interview section of a podcast while you're in true pain because we're doing it on where at, Donut? Where Will is currently putting the tattoo right now. On his side. Yeah, the ribs. The ribs. Have you seen it? Can we get the – It's good to go. You, the, yeah, I want, let's see it.

Let's show them. I haven't seen them. Donut hasn't seen them. I'm the only one that's seen these. Me and Will had some ideas. He did a phenomenal job. I am so stoked with this. Cause now we're like, we're an adventure of

We're an adventuring party. We are. Oh, do you have the sheet with the three of them on it or did you cut them all out i think they're all cut out at the moment all right i'm trying to drink as much as i can before the starch yeah let's see let's see let's see well show do you have it on your phone i haven't seen it i I know. So we're going to get this. Will is going to get it because Batty hasn't seen. Oh, I'm so stoked. So I knew kind of like what they wanted.

And I, oh my God. Okay. We're going to show Batty first. Bro. Now we're showing Donut. Which one's me? Oh, that's dope! Little hunter man!

Oh, that's so awesome. Do you have a pet frog? Yeah, dude! Because you're a hunter! Okay, so, okay, for those listening, I didn't know what you guys were talking about. I thought you were trying to play World of Warcraft. He hits me up and he's like,

what's your favorite class? I'm like, hunter. Hunter's been my main for like the past 15 years okay so we'll for everyone watching we'll put these up on the screen if you're listening this is what we got in front of us right now we have like the the most derpiest retarded looking frogs big eyes slurp out the r word dogs frogs now you can say retard and uh and hold it just a little higher. The white claw is in the way. And we have the first one on the bottom is a wizard

frog. It's got like a big Gandalf hat, a robe, a little squiggly wand, and a beard. Next we have the hunter frog. It's got like a little spiked viking helmet, a bow and arrow. I'm gonna interrupt you real quick. Only Batty would start. It's like, okay, first one at the bottom because this is me. because that's the one

And then we have donuts which is the hunter frog it's got an awesome mustache by the way It's got a bow and arrow and it's got a pet frog cuz hunters always have a pet always have pets and then Eli I'll let you now i'm gonna do it fuck you get it then we have the berserk frog he's the fighter he's got a giant sword he's got his little cape a shredded cape and his little sword but oh my god these are the greatest and it's got the same form of uh beard hair as eli non-existent non-existent i'm so stoked i knew you guys would love like he kicked him i was like yes and he's like what do i do with this and i was like put a little pet frog on it and then i sent him a pet frog i was like send this one he did it nailed it well now let's do it good luck donut i'm gonna try okay donut we're gonna start the questions with you okay so donut how do you feel about your tattoo? I love the idea of it.

How long have you been playing? You were a hunter from the get-go, right? Yeah, from the get-go. I've been playing World of Warcraft for as long as it's been released. Yeah. I can't laugh or it's going to fuck the tattoo up. That's fine. So what level were you on and what server did you play on

uh blood scalp horde i've always been horde fuck the alliance hell yeah yeah and you were like one of the top uh hunters on your servers weren't you yeah pvp i was one of the top uh hunters on uh blood scalp when it first started. When they didn't have cross realm play. I'm trying not to laugh. It's not terrible, but I'm trying not to laugh so I don't fuck Will up. It's not fun feeling, though.

It is not. Yeah, it's not fun feeling. I'm not dying, but it sucks a little bit. This one, like, the side one, I haven't felt it yet. Thankfully, it's only line work. Will has been tattooed. Will, I mean, how long you been tattooing? What, I'm 15 years now? 15 days, that's insane.

Years, years and years. We just found him. He was actually out by the gate into the development. He was trying to get in. I was like, ah, just come on. This guy was... You have a lot of tattoos. Can you work this machine I just got?

Okay. We YouTubed it and here we are. It's going to be fine. It's not a wee whacker. Instead of pulling up to Home Depot and being like, drywall, drywall, you go tattoo, tattoo. And he shows up. He's like, oh, me, me.

Okay, what are you looking for? Why does it say come on it? Why does it say cum on it? Why does it say cum on it? I'm sorry. I'm trying not to laugh right now. Who wrote cum? Someone wrote cum on the paper. Why?

I don't even know what that says. It says cum. It definitely says cum. It says cum. Why'd you write cum on the paper? I don't know why. I got no answer for it. What is your son doing, Will?

It's like, where are the dicks? Are there any dicks hidden in this? EDB. Okay. Oh, no. You know what I think we should all do for drawtism? Hide a rat tattoo somewhere on our bodies. The mouse.

Or the mouse. You know what he has? The mouse. Yeah, just put it somewhere, like peeking its little head. Oh yeah. Just somewhere. Just a little head. Like out my butthole.

Peeking out of your butthole. Yeah. If I just hide that there, no one's ever going to find that. I'm glad I drank copious amounts before I started this. How's it feel? It doesn't feel great. It doesn't feel great. But it's not terrible.

But it's not terrible. Did I tell you the, the nipple area we have decided we got to talk about this so eli you got tattooed live on uh twitch uh the other day by will's son diego who by the way is a fantastic uh artist we're gonna put his link i believe his instagram isom? Good, good, good. And he's only been tattooing for a year now? 15 months right now. 15, and he is a phenomenal artist. But he was tattooing Eli's chest, and Eli was crying hysterically the entire time.

The faces you were making will live on in my head forever. Cause I was like, like okay i'm gonna be ah it would be like any of this i don't know man tattoos are very weird like i will do tattoos on my arms all day long sleeves fine good to go i'll get irritated but man the chest and back are just wretched they are not They are not fun. It is a terrible feeling. I hate it. Just imagine having like a, you know, when you get like a bad

pimple on your back and that should hurt so bad but getting your fucking... You're just riding a dirt bike across your back. Donuts reaction right there. You're like... There's that slight like, ah, that sucked a little. I can't wait. I already got the thumbnail for this episode it's gonna be a screen cap of all our faces when we're getting like

like shirtless just it's gonna be good this is gonna be fantastic hey but i mean look at unsubscribe this is like homie this We are friends now. Like permanent friends with these tattoos. Why does it say cum? The paper does say cum. Is somebody getting the cum tattoo? Who wrote cum on it? Will, please don't tattoo cum on me. You're getting the cum tattoo, right?

Donut's new cameraman's here. Well, he's getting the cum tattoo, I guess. This is his first day on the job, by the way. Oof. He's my nephew. He's mine and chocolate's nephew. Aw. Great guy.

His 19th birthday is next weekend. We're going to throw him a killer-ass birthday party. Oh, my God. You are a... Wait, next weekend? Or next week, right? What's the day? Oh, snap. What are we doing? What are day oh snap what are we doing

what are you doing okay you're 19 we can get you a Maxim magazine we can like two more years you can't smoke any cigarettes yeah oh that's right you can't smoke anymore

I forgot good for you smoke any cigarettes yeah can't do it right you can't smoke anymore if you're no i forgot yeah good for you we just drop them off at a recruiting station we're like happy birthday you're in the military you're a marine now you're a marine or just signatures welcome to four years. Don't worry about the time you're out. You can smoke. Yeah. That's fucked up. That would be a crazy prank.

Congratulations. You're in the military. What the fuck? He's like, what do you mean? Like a good branch or a bad one? Oh, no. This is a terrible branch. Oh, no.

You're going to get fucked up. And your infantry. We're doing this for views. Gotcha. Sickest prank ever. fucked up and your infantry we're doing this for views yeah gotcha welcome to being frank ever yeah welcome to being an influencer bro that's so fucked up the thumbnails him crying in uniform going up to basic training i'm trying to laugh too hard I don't want to fuck this up. Eli, what was the worst part about your chest tattoo? The nipple, the sternum, the, how far down did yours go? Mine, mine cups the titty.

Oh, so you didn't get down onto the diaphragm. No, I said no. That's why I wanted to. That was probably the worst part out of my entire chest so far. The diet. I've heard the stomach is wretched. And I'm, I'm the top of the stomach the stomach your diaphragm like below the titties that like the the line work way down here on the top of my stomach well because you can't breathe you can no longer you can't breathe through it there's just a man pushing on top of you and needles going in and you because like for me the easiest way to get

through a tattoo i just wait where's your collarbone? Dude. I know. No, you don't. Mike touched the collarbone. Mike touched the collarbone. Oh, God. Bro, that was... Is this fucking wretched? Yeah. Dude, the collarbone was not...

Like, you felt it getting near it. Bro, when you were on that collarbone, I was like, oh, that's fun. That's a new feel. Just vibrating everything. Just start shaking. It's hitting my soul right now don't laugh don't

don't he's in that middle of i'm trying not to laugh i picture this is your face when you're trying not to come you're in that like uncomfortable just a little bit longer two more pumps he still does the mustache Just a little bit longer. Two more pumps. Two more. He still does the mustache. Video games, am I right? Yeah. Subscribe.

What's your favorite donut? What is your favorite video game character's tattoo? Okay, wait. First, first, we can actually rewind. We can do this. Time out. We can do this. The big one that we need to discuss first is the Spike Spiegel Cowboy Divop. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh. I think we talked about this a few episodes back, maybe in the middle, like the 15, 10, 12, somewhere there. We talked about the live action. They're coming out with live action Cowboy Divop. Because I was like, I don't know if he's going to be a good Spike. And then I said it. I'm like, she's not going to be a good Faye.

I didn't realize the Faye until I seen him today. And I was like, oh, no. The guy playing Spike is Harold from Harold and Kumar. And he nailed it, though. It looks good. He looks real good. I will take that back. The suit.

I need to see his mannerism. The suit, dude. That's what did it, man. Like, it's perfect. Oh, yeah. So for those who don't know what's going on, there is a Cowboy Bebop live action movie coming out. And they finally released some stills, some images of the characters in costume. And Faye Valentine doesn't.

My penis didn't wiggle once. Yeah. That's all I'm going to say. Faye Valentine in the anime. She put me through puberty. Right? She's so sexy. She's so sexy. And, like, I'm gonna say. Faye Valentine in the anime. She put me through puberty. Right? So sexy. She's so sexy and like I'm not calling this girl ugly or anything, but it's not Faye Valentine It's this horror. Where was the latex the suit with the

It's like that like for me. It's how like Yennefer in the video games for Witcher you see Yennefer and you're like that's a badass bitch right there. I like this. Geralt's a hot fucking dude. And then when you see Geralt in the movie you're like, what's his name? Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. You're like, yep. That's a hot fucking dude. If I had to sleep with one man that would be him. I'm fine with that. See, he's nodding.

Because I was telling Zay that the other night. Zay's a big Henry Cavill fan. He's just nodding. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors. So, what should we talk about?

No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple. Okay, but Henry Cavill or Henry Cavill in Geralt costume? There's a Rib right there. So, and then you see Yennefer. Yennefer in the game is spicy. And then in the show, who they picked, I was just like...

The reason I think they... If I had a couple beers... How many beers? Yeah. It'd beers? Yeah. It'd still be none. I'm talking about the pre. Oh, yeah. Before she was a witch.

Oh, yeah. With the humpback. The hump really sold it for me. It's a good coaster. You can put your white claw on it. Right. Oh, you can grab onto that thing from behind. Do you think they picked her because she looked... It's like a turtle shell.

I'm like, no. Just Mario that bitch. I got your Koopa Troopa right here, bud. You're just like, foomp. Just sucks and comes right to the top. Don't. It's trying as hard as not to laugh right now. Zay's having the time of his life over there.

So, guys, when I'm up, I need you to just not talk. Just silence for 30 minutes while I sweat and cry. Oh, my God. So, but, yeah, and then Faye. Faye was a soft. She's a pretty woman. She's not Faye Valentine. She's not Faye Valentine. She's not Faye Valentine.

You know when you have those walk-ins on a school stadium and you have three people are like. Yeah. That's probably the applause that she got. Like announcing that. Just like one or two claps. There was like three retweets with her hashtag. It's like oh no and then another girl walks in the crowd it's like oh i mean you can even look up i was looking up

today like like cowboy bebop cosplay and just google images and it's like that girl's better that girl's better guys if you want to go on a trip, just Google Faye Valentine cosplay. Not around your parents. Have you guys ever looked it up on the corn tubs? The corn tubs? I have not looked it up. I've never looked up Cowboy Bebop on the corn tub. Dude, there's some probably great acting, first off. CornTub.com is really good.

It's one of my favorite websites. It's big in Iowa. CornTub.com. We're going to need that sound party right right you've seen the videos of people just playing that sound in like an airport or something and just looking around and seeing like well that's one of my favorite uh skits on i want to say it was a tiktok skit where it's like that one dude with the two girls is like what you uh what you do last night is that in any case like while you were having premarital sex i was figuring out the economic situation i was studying this the blade yeah and the blah blah blah and stares van it's like and figuring out how to recover from this uh so have fun. Knowledge is power. It's play. And it's the corn. The corn tub.

The corn tub. The corn tub. Corn tubs. Bleep porn. Stop saying it. Well, now he knows. Porn. Like that.

That went to a three. There's three in there. You have to get all of them. How's that feel right there? I fucking love it. Yeah, see? Bro! Thank you for bringing me into this situation today.

Now we all have it there. Stop looking at me. This is him. I encouraged this, but it was not. I just wanted sleeves. I didn't want this. No, I know I'm going to love it when it's done. Dude, we're all bros, and then we all get infected.

We died together. Oh, God. Will loses all his career. He's like, no. When I said we were having a tattoo party at my house, I meant we were having a tattoo party at my house. Are you done? Oh, you're done?

That was quick. Bam. Okay. Well, now I'm hammered. How long was that? Will did this in 20 minutes. Honestly, like 18 minutes. We I wouldn't be able to knock out a whole podcast yes good let me see let me see let's see it let's see it oh my god can you see it let me take a picture is your weight are you don't are

you to post them as we go or you want to post them? I want it. I want to just show him so you can oh, yeah Bro, oh my god Shading and everything. Oh, hell yeah. Guys, if you do not know, Will underscore XX. Will XX. Will underscore XX. He is our tattoo artist that comes. He's moving to San Antonio.

So he'll be looking for some clients. But he is one of the fastest, most talented, him and his son, artist. He has such a light hand, too. He did the back of my head, which I thought was going to be a terrible tattoo. One of the easiest tattoos I've done. I'm going to say Will is.

Batty, again, we'll reiterate. Batty just said he tattooed the back of my head. And then yesterday's text, he was like, but how will we record with the tattoo gun being so loud? I totally. Okay. I'm going to say this. He tattooed the back of my head it's loud when your skull's getting vibrated by that shit really yeah like this his tattoo machine's not

loud at all I didn't realize I didn't think about it because I was did you getting my head tattooed no I didn't hear it at all the whole time that was fucking awesome it's like the best part of his rotary rotary right yeah dude it is The quietest guns you will ever hear Machine Machine He tattooed machine Get one of the dirt bike sounding ones Now he's gonna patch

Start over again See this is too easy Well he's patching them We'll just continue this real quick We'll finish up the Cowboy Bebop segment, then we'll move to the next segment. I'm still excited. Is it a movie or is it 12 episodes?

Did they say what they're doing on that one? I have no idea. I think it's going to be a series. I think. Cowboy Bebop live action. Who would your ideal fave be, though? Like, what actress do you think?

That is a good question Who did Megan Fox back in the Terminator days Would have been rad Yeah It's a series, it is a TV series Alright hold on Megan Fox would have been a good Fave

Valentine I'm trying to think who else has that Alright, hold on. Dude, Megan Fox would have been a good fave. Valentine. I'm trying to think who else has that, like, exotic... And also giant tits. I know. Well, that you can buy. I mean, yeah, alright! Yeah, he's got a point.

Science. Because, like, 13 off of House. Yeah, he's got a point. Science. Because, like, 13 off of House. God, what? Olivia Wilde? Oh, Olivia. Oh. But she, okay. Face must be, like, really pale, I think.

Right? Isn't Olivia Wilde pale? I don't think so. Is she? I thought she was tan. The neutron? I don't remember most of the news. She has that attitude, too. Okay.

Okay, I see that. I see it. She just needs some bigger ass titties. What about, what's her, um, oh my god, I was just watching a movie with, uh, what's this girl's name? Uh, Lori. Who's next? The girl with the attitude from the movie we were watching.

Uh, Batty's next. Me? Yeah. Fuck. Are you gonna, you're gonna get yours, right? Yeah. Eli's laughing. You're at the end. Ah, ha, Me? Yeah. Fuck. You're going to get yours, right? Yeah. Eli's laughing. Ah, ha, ha.

Fight. All right. We got to do some quick mic games. Just right across the table is fine. Okay. Eli, stay in the same spot. Okay. I'm going to Babby's spot.

Yeah. What was this? I'm trying to think of this girl's name she was in spider-man as well no no no she looks like a Christian death new spider-man newer spider-man um she dies I'm pretty sure when she falls and snaps her back I don't remember that spider-man yeah that it happened uncle Ben uncle Ben yeah Gwen Stacy I think right sir Gwen Stacy death wasn't she a blonde in in the movie I think she was uh did it

it was her fucking name no it's it's right it's her who is that? Oh, what else is she from? She's in a couple of different movies. Yeah, she's in a couple of big movies. Wait, isn't she the person that plays... What's her name? What's her name from... You just made a good one that would have been... Who's the... Harley Quinn.

Oh. Not her, but... That's not who I'm talking about. But her with black hair. Mm-hmm. Mm. Purple, black. Black.

She would have been a good one. But her, I feel like I want to say Sam or something. Samantha or. I'm bad with the names. I am too. I got nothing. You're talking about Margot Robbie. Yeah.

Margot. Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie. What is this fucking chick's name the amazing spider-man 2 she's in it that's do you want me in these right now or just get this just leave it i mean these can all go our cameras don't oh okay yeah we just have it all go one continuous well we'll just give a clap for a pineapple cut before this but until we start again we're just googling stuff cast i need i just need to know her name emma stone yes emma stone she does a great sarcastic and i think that's

she would be a good one she hits the gym for a couple months and then get some big old titties that's what i'm saying yeah oh. Oh That's right. Will's not doing me. No you get the Sun. Let's go. His son has a light hand, too All right. Oh god that color around your nipple. I'm just looking at that. I'm just like Yeah, that was not fun. Oh, yes. This is gonna be colored white What's up i like by the end of this we're all gonna be shirtless so we're gonna finish it dude i love it okay and then at the very end i have ideas and then he brought him to life.

That's what I was like. I seen this. That was the perfect frog. That's what I seen that frog. And I was like, Oh, this frog's fucking hilarious. And then from there, I was like this,

this, and this. And then he, he kicked it back. I was like, Oh my God. Yeah. It's so good.

You're forever a hunter now. I'm going to play come tonight. We never solved the mystery of why it says come on our tattoo paper. We know it's you. I see you smiling. Make sure the pen works. Does this pen work? Come.

Yeah, it's good. That's your first way to test a pen. Like my pen test is poop I write poop Or you draw dicks Yeah That too Yeah

Come poop or dicks Come poop Welcome to the We're adults Come poop and dicks Come poop and dicks We're over 30 We are

Come poop I need substances Men never grow up. Well, my turn. That's so good. If you mix that with Zion, it's so dangerous. I put blue ice in it. Oh, it's dangerous.

By the way, guys, this is vodka that I made with Jolly Ranchers. But Batty put some blue ice in it. Is there any left in there? Yeah. Just dump it. Get the any left in there? Yeah. Just dump it. Get the last bit. Wait, that was just pure vodka though.

Yeah, it was just vodka. All of this was vodka. So you were like, I'll just mix a little. It made a difference. It was a cup of vodka. I know. I had mine. Still solid vodka.

100% vodka. Still vodka. Is that still recording, that center one, buddy? Okay. Okay. No, it should be good. Where are my glasses? Your glasses? Yeah.

Here. I mean, if you want to do it without your glasses, just wing it, bro. Close your eyes. Let's see what happens. Yeah, yeah. Let's see how I do with my own hands on them. Hold it in your mouth. Yeah, yeah.

There we go. I think it was, like, during Eli's stream. Someone suggested that I just, like, take the machine on like during Eli's stream, someone suggested that I just like take the machine on my dick and just work with that. Honestly, I just want to know how much you can get done before you finish. I'm going to have a bunch of fucking like SoundCloud rapper tattoos at this point. We're just getting random shit. It's like I got her gang tattoo.

I got a tattoo of a cock randomly when I was in Key West. Now I got like this awesome frog hunter on me. I got to start my a cock randomly when I was in Key West. Now I got this awesome frog hunter on me. I gotta start my SoundCloud soon, Zay. I know he's so cool. I love him. I love his little frog pet. I know. It's like, it has to happen. I don't know what this frog is from, but I've

seen it before. It's Google Image Search. There's just like a billion versions of this right and they're all fucking hilarious it is the frog art that's what i googled for that one and it was like halfway down that's so awesome i i can't even no shading nice No shading. Nice. And Batty's just the wizard frog. I'm so happy with it. He's just holding his little arm.

He's like, I'm Randy. Hi there, I'm Ryan Reynolds, and I have a list of things I like to have on set. It's just little things like two freshly cracked eggs, scrambled with crispy hash brown, sausage crumble, and creamy chipotle sauce from Tim Hortons. From my my rider to tim's menu try my new scrambled eggs loaded breakfast box ready for adventure just don't ignore everything just destroy me yep so put your this part of your arm on the table. Yeah. All the way down, yeah. So basically, have them just right there.

So if you can still talk, so like I said before, there's going to be a little bit of motion. Okay. Just keep rolling with it. But this should be nice and comfortable. Before you put a stencil on, have them go about halfway. And have them stand up and put that thing down. Okay, perfect, perfect.

So we'll get that going now. All right, time to get up. Let's just start with the stencil here right now. Yeah. Okay, perfect, perfect. So we'll get that going now. All right, time to get up. Let's just start with the scents in here right now. It's in Jurassic Park. Yeah. Riding. Riding. Riding. He's like, what's he into these days?

He's been really into watching. Well, now that car, he really likes his Porsche. His Porsche? Yeah. Nice. So you bought your 12-year-old a Porsche? Yeah. That's his Porsche now.

So he's like, oh, this is my car. We need to make it white. I was like, or. Your black Porsche. Yeah. He's like, let's make it white. Let's wait. Let's see if we can not change the color. Battery exhausted.

I'm running. Okay. I got used. So I clean them up. Get the stencil on. And then we'll just dump right in. battery exhausted online. Okay. I got yours. So clean them up by the way. Get the stencil on and then we'll just dump right in

and clean them off. Clean them up with a couple little sprays. Just there should be a you should just pop the I didn't do it today. Fast, fast.

Perfect. Alrighty. Alrighty. You got this. Yeah. Business as usual. Yeah, yeah. Just kind of need a little All right. I'm going to hate this. It's super fun when it hits the ribs. Yes, you are. Brace yourself here. You're a bitch. I'm going to say terrible things about you.

I love you. I swear I don't mean it. It's okay. Thankfully, it's small. He has a light hand, too. Yeah. I've been called many slurs by my good friends while working on them, so. Good.

Let's get his Instagram back up on the screen again. Carry on Blossom. Carry on Blossom. Does amazing artwork. Really dark and cryptic, but awesome as fuck. All right. Here we go. In front of Kim Oh it was perfect Beautiful You are now officially part of this disaster

Okay Now we're set up We're on part Batty. Part Batty. Batty's parts. Now we have Diego. Will's offspring tattooing Batty.

Yeah. Just, yeah. You ready? Yes, indeed. Yeah. We'll just be asking Batty these great questions while he is getting tattooed. Same thing. All right. Everyone's just having a few drinks in their system.

There are no safe words to this. No safe words to this. Yep. Yep. Let's see that first reaction. No, that's not bad at all. It's not in your chest or nipples. No, it's...

So compared to the chest and the nipple, this is kind of like... It's a walk in the park. To be honest, Diego, I kind of like you right now. We could be friends, you know? Like, we could... I could see this friendship just going on. It just hits a nerve.

He's like, fuck you, Diego! Fuck you! We're not friends anymore! Don't worry There is video proof That I said We could be friends 100%

Yeah I mean compared to The nipple area Mike You son of a bitch Mike's the guy Who did my nipple area Mike is light handed

To say the least He's not He's not at all Mike you You heavy handed Driving son of a bitch yeah his beautiful artist though beautiful very vibrant okay so the next topic packs and we'll be there yeah we're all gonna be at packs yeah hopefully this video comes out before packs it has to hopefully i can get a hotel room did you call no don't call did you

guys go through the the packs they have a house thing on their website i would do that just call the hotel itself because for whatever reason uh myself and clean both had issues booking through like third-party sites okay so i just straight up we just straight called the hotel and i'm sleeping in your floor then i had no mine was i did a third party site and i was like oh boom i was like sweet did it i was like okay it'll be charged when i get there and then i thought it was one of those no they charged right out the door i was like man whatever i was like you know what it's done i'm happy i'm gonna be at pax pax is this is literally my favorite pax prime is my pax west pa, PAX Prime, Seattle.

We're all going to be... So, yeah, Seattle from September 3rd. It starts through the 5th. Yeah. We're going to be there the 2nd through the 6th, though. My birthday is the 3rd. Yeah, I know. I know.

We're going to be there for Donut's birthday. We're all going to kiss. Yeah, first day of PAX. My birthday. Dude. I'm so excited. And we get all the foods. Because that's... So, these guys have not lived in seattle i live there for i mean that's yeah i've said it before pax is how i got

into i did video before but pax is what got me to work with rocket jump all that stuff because of pax because that's where i met freddie that's how i oh yeah okay okay okay got into the position i am but the foods out there. Donuts are foodie. Oh, yeah. Batty's a foodie. You can tell by my weight. Yes. Well, I don't know if you're a foodie.

You eat a lot of just trash. I eat a lot of trash. I like the trash kind of food. He's a connoisseur of Taco Bell. The blizzard meal that Batty had. Batty's like, I'm going to the store to get food at HEB. When we had the Texas blizzard. And I showed up to his house with a whole roast

And potatoes and I cooked a roast for him And I'm like Batty what'd you get He's got a grocery bag full of like gummy worms And fucking Skittles and shit I'm like really We don't have power for three days This is what you buy This man

It was all candy and bullshit Think if like an apocalypse happened And you sent your four yearyear-old with money. You won't make fun of me, but motherfuckers, when you're like, man, I miss candy, you'll be like, where's Batty? No, I fucker. He's got a Twinkie truck ready to go. Batty's like, I miss food. Actual sustenance.

No, I'm trying to lose weight again. If I'm like, John, we're going to die if you don't get food. And he goes out and he brings back what bad he got for the blizzard yeah john would be like dad i got us uh i got us a whole bunch of chick-fil-a you spent eight grand on chick-fil-a yeah it's just it's all the sauce though like he just bought extra this has no shelf life john it gets key lime gone in a day macaroni and cheese and like fucking pie it'll be fine no john no we're gonna die we're gonna die riding would be very specific to eggos waffles yeah dude i think me and ryan would get along can't certain specific licorice so no

one's gonna touch that other than him so he's smart when it comes to licorice. So no one's going to touch that other than him. So he's smart. I like licorice. I don't like black licorice. That's black. He's only broken. I know. Return him. Can you return him? What's the,

don't bad. He's calling an autistic child broken. Way to go. Way to go. Bad. Okay. Wow. Now is, is the tattoo. I was in in pain he likes black licorice i'm not wrong

ryan loves black licorice i'm like bro which is nice because i don't touch that stuff oh that was a spot that was a fun little spot. Roger? Yeah. You get a little rib area. I feel that one. That was good. Best quote. That was a rib. You knew exactly what it was. I was like, oh, rib. Okay, okay.

I feel all of this. The worst part is the arm, holding the arm up. Yeah, Just that noise You're just sitting there Just sitting on my elbow Guys what do we do Okay so Pax We gotta drive the fast go karts

Okay We gotta do a big meet up One night We gotta do We're gonna just be like We're going to this restaurant This bar We gotta say bar

Oh that poor bar I know that's what I do it every time We go to a big event and we just blow out the bar so we're gonna pick a place follow all of our instagrams our twitters whatever we'll we'll be posting where it's gonna happen because it has to i i'm doing this it's my favorite part about packs getting to meet all the fucking idiots i know your guys are kind of more introverted but i live off of I love meeting people. I'm a ginger. I literally

steal people's souls for energy, okay? I need this. It's like, oh dude, we haven't even done a podcast since we did the Demolition Ranch video. That was, you could tell the difference between me, like Donut, and I would be in the background like And Batty's like, woo!

Okay, let's go! I love that shit. This man loves talking to people so for everybody i mean probably anybody who watches us has seen demo demo ranch there's a newer video where we all went and we worked at montecamo firearms we worked behind the counter at a gun store and we helped sell guns where people just lined up just to yell at us, and we yelled at them. Until like 4 p.m. Yeah. I was there straight up until 6. Yeah, it started at...

Oh, we were there until... No, you guys left at 5, 4.30-ish. Yeah. It started at 10 a.m., though, right? We got there at 10 a.m. We sold guns all day, and the line was around the block. Dude, it was nonstop.

The line didn't go away until around 3 o'clock. Yeah, because Demolition Ranch... And even then, it was still a line, but it was non-stop the line didn't go away until around three o'clock yeah because demolition ranch it was still a line but it was inside like through the coffee store versus just all the way around the corner because uh demolition ranch announced it on his main channel 10 million fucking subscribers by the way and there were so many people there dude they drove from out of state there was a dude dude there from Kentucky. Yeah, like 10 plus hours. Yo, fuck yeah. That was cool as shit. I missed that. That was like my little mini convention.

I love conventions so much. I can't wait for more. In the meantime, I'm like, Eli, let's go do a shot in the back. There's so many people. I don't know what to do. I'm so awkward. I remember, there's so many people i don't know what to do i'm so awkward and then we i remember because i was supposed to stream that i was like not streaming tonight i want to go home and turn my i think i didn't i didn't even stream that night

but i definitely didn't yeah i should i should stream my brain was fried but it was good turnout and that's awesome man pax is to be equally fun because we got the food because we're doing the Michelin star. We're doing what is it called? Dim Tai Fung. What does that mean? Dim Tai Fung is a Chinese dumpling restaurant. There's only four. There's three in the United States,

four or five worldwide. Do you know what Michelin star is? Nope. Explain a Michelin star. It just means it's a really good restaurant. What? Oh, Ryden, what do you want? Ryden, where are you going, buddy? Hey, go sit down.

Go sit down. We're almost done. Go sit down, buddy. He's like, I'm out. My son just got up. He's like, yeah, we leaving, Dad. Ryan, go sit on the couch, buddy. One.

We're going to get a present later if you sit down. Go sit down. Eli talks to me the same way. Batty, we'll get you a present. Batty. There we go. Plug it in, buddy. Put your headphones on.

Thank you, Ryan. It's at what? We'll Plug it in, buddy. Put your headphones on. Thank you, Ryden. It's at what? We'll plug it in. Does he have the plug there? Okay, okay. Is it not plugged in, Ryden? Is he hitting a rib, Batty? Yeah.

Yeah? That's a rib. So Michelin Star is a really nice restaurant. Yeah, I mean, it's a lifetime accomplishment to get a Michelin star at your restaurant. I didn't know that it started off with, I think, and don't quote me on this. It's going to be a bunch of people in the comments. It started off with like Michelin tires. They provided guides to where like the best restaurants were in the country.

And so if you've got the Michelin star, then that's where people were like, oh shit, we got there okay okay okay yeah it's usually really pricey because gordon ramsay has two michelin stars or three he's got yeah three thank you damn diego okay okay okay a man of culture slipping this is the end goodbye but this is a michelin star restaurant which means higher end yeah each play it's family be able to go in gingers dude it's ten dollars a plate what no you're good yeah i was just slipping it's ten dollars a plate and that's some of the best food you will ever have the dumplings are like and their drinks oh my god dude everything i'm so excited to take you guys here because you're gonna see why i eat i'll eat it all day long. I'm going to vlog the shit out of that whole thing.

Then we got tamarind tree, which is a... We're making progress. The tattoo is looking good. Did you just call me fat? Loose? Am I loose? I mean... I don't know.

Zay's gonna get his first tattoo. Alright, time for you to lift your arm back up. That's cool. Let's go. Here we go. This is the most I've worked out in... I've lifted my arm up. It's working out.

Good job. I'm proud of you. Getting a little sweaty over there, Batty. Oh, absolutely. Dude, you are sweaty. I sweat a ton when I get tattoos. Oh, okay. That's's just normal didn't bleed a single time on my chest really my chest actually no my chest my titty bled like a motherfucker i remember oh yeah you were there that's right yeah you were there holding my hand yeah as i was crying i would i'd watch where the

needle was going and i'd walk up and gently grab Batty's hand because it's like oh it's gonna suck soon hold when he says suck soon he meant the entire time it sucked there was not a good part to the chest I always forget how bold his lines are

until I look looking at my chest that's not like a few passes that's not, like, a few passes. That's one. Salmon. And you have, like, 100 passes on each little area. Dude, the wings, I thought I was going to pass out when he was. Oh, going through each one.

Doing the lines for the wings. I was like. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner. Instacart has all your groceries covered this summer. So download the app and get delivery in as fast as 60 minutes.

Plus, enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. This is the end of my life. This is it. You want to quit. I never wanted to quit tattooing. I did. I was like, man, Mike, I'm almost going to. It was actually the color. The lines wasn't.

Okay, I bitched about the lines. The color is wretched. Dude, that was the only time I've ever been close to tapping out for a tattoo. the color the lines wasn't okay i bitched about the lines the color is wretched dude i was that was the only time i've ever been close to tapping out for a tattoo i was like man i'm not doing so good because you're just sit there and you were like contemplating your life you're just like like this is it this is this is the end of where i die this is my this, this is, yeah, this is where I die. Like, it's straight up, man. It was fucking brutal.

Like, I will do the inside of my elbow, the elbow bone under my arm every day of the week before I get my chest worked on again. But unfortunately, I have, like, 20 hours left on my chest. Yeah, you got a little bit left there, buddy. You have at least two more. 20 hours. Because I know I have two. I have two full sessions left there, buddy. You have at least two more. 20 hours. Because I know I have two. I have two full sessions left on my back. And it's the lower back and it's a lot of white.

So much white. And if you do not know, white is the worst color in the fucking world. So in the comments below, what is your worst, most uncomfortable tattoo? Tell us the tattoo. Do tell. And where you got it. When it was like, what made you like you saw jesus in that moment his hand reached out and then he flipped you off laughing what tattoo did

that for you i'm trying to see where is it oh this is the cover-up yeah okay yeah and then the eight ball is that old or new the eight ball's real old okay and you were gonna try it that's hard to cover up though no i didn't want to cover okay yeah 8-Ball. Okay. Yeah, I have an 8-Ball in my arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was so confused. I was looking at this thing. No, we turned it into a planet. Okay.

Yeah. This makes sense. What was it before a planet? An 8-Ball. To represent heroin? Crazy 8. I had a nickname. My old school gamer tag was always Crazy 8.

My icon was always an 8-Ball. I was in high school. I didn't realize what an 8-Ball was. Yeah. Mm-hmm. When I joined the army, everyone was like... do you do heroin like uh sir you're slinging coke like what's sir now i just picture teenage baddies my name's crazy eight i might do that was always my game i was i was 18 i got the tribal and the eight ball done. 18.

And thankfully, he never regretted that. Not at all. So, okay, fuck you. I don't give a shit. I was the only kid in high school that had like a big tattoo. I think maybe one other kid had a small one, but I was the only guy. It got me laid. Worth it.

Don't give a fuck. I don't regret it. Not at all. Not at all? Not even a little bit. I don't give a fuck. No, it got you laid. Yeah. Okay, there we go. Absolutely. I was like really. Not at all. Not at all. Not even a little bit. I don't give a fuck. No, it got you late. Yeah. Okay, there we go.

Absolutely. I was like, it got you late. Not at all. I was like, you just said no. I was so confused with this. I was like, okay, bad. Let's rewind a second. Dude, I loved it.

I wore, it's where I wore tank tops every fucking day. I looked like a tool and I don't give a shit. I had a Mohawk and a big old tribal tattoo on my arm and i loved every second of it and then all the girls were like oh he must do missionary look at that tribal he's so hard i you know they call him crazy sounds like something from fast and furious yeah or super bad first time i had that gamer tag need for speed most wanted on xbox 360 crazy eight put an eight ball in all my cars not even joking i don't know how any of us got laid ever in our lives when i look back at these times. It's honestly a mystery.

I'm not sure how we do it. We got Crazy 8. We got Gen X. I forgot yours was Gen X. That's right. X is going to give it to you. Eli's old gamer tag was Gen X. I remember the first time I saw that. What was your old?

I didn't realize it was racist as shit. Oh, no. So. So. He leaned in. My black nephew over here is judging me so hard right now. He leaned in. I thought he was like.

Oh, yeah. My first day at work that's weird another author was just added to the book um my gamer tag okay okay let me start with the story on why this is my gamer tag i grew up in like heavy skate culture i was a little punk ass skateboarder and there was this yeah this there was this dude his name was Mike I remember him he was like the best skater at the park but he called everyone straw boss and so I was like my original World of Warcraft character

I didn't know what that meant and I like called my original World of Warcraft character straw boss and I didn't know that was kind of a slavery thing is it? don't look at him while he's 19 i've never heard i didn't know that's i would have thought the same thing i was like oh that's a cool ass yeah yeah but i like looked it up after i'd had that gamer tag for like 10 years and was like oh wow that's i think that's a racist thing so yeah i was straw boss when i was younger

all my gamer tags were Straw Boss. Shout out to anyone that played with me on Bloodscalp server horde. Yeah. They thought you were just a racist kid. Yeah, right? They're like, man, that Hunter's a racist piece of shit, but he's so good at his job. I was a priest back then.

Oh, that was great. Yeah. You were a priest? Yeah, I was a warlord. I was high in the PvP ranks on Bloodscalp as a priest. Dude, this was when the level cap was 60. It was vanilla. I would go out and wreck five, six, seven people at a time with my priest.

It was pretty rad. My straw boss. At least he wasn't a wizard. A wizard named Straw Boss. A grand wizard named Straw Boss. A grand wizard named Straw Boss. And you didn't know? Every episode of this podcast, we try harder to get canceled. I swear to fucking God.

We had grapes last time. Speaking of wizard, how are you holding up right here? I'm great. Oh, nice. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, once you get your nipples done, like, it's a life-changing experience. Once you get tattooed by done like you it's a life-changing experience once you get tattooed by mike maybe that's how is it mike on the arm though you know oh i don't know we'll have to talk to somebody like victoria or something yeah i'm like i don't know man just getting tattooed

on the chest you can't breathe like you can't think yeah even dude diego's a light hand as you can tell and it still sucked dick like I was like I was like oh my god oh my god oh man I was thinking about getting a chest piece for my next one too do not do it sir

but then onto my throat I still gotta get my throat done too so I'm still debating the throat or not I'm like because right now this is gonna so. Adam's apple. I'm still debating the throat or not. I'm like, oh. Because right now, this is gonna, like, how it's, like, because it's a perfect form, like. Of your titty. And I wanted it that, because I wanted it to follow, like, the muscle lines that come to her.

Yeah. Right here, and it's gonna connect everything gangster, and then I'm like, but what if? It went up. What if it was cool all the way up to my neck? I mean, that's what I want, yeah. I want fucking the hand and eye of Vecna. Like D&D lich lore type god shit. Like on my throat and neck.

I want it so bad. I don't want mine to do it. I need it. Oh, no. Mine was going to be like, speaking of cowboy bebop, I was going to get Spike's ship, like the wings right here, and then the point of his ship going up right here. Hell yeah. Ow. I'm just thinking of that that that yeah I wonder how they had to pull

this oh Diego what do you do for an Adam's apple man yeah I haven't gotten a neck tattoo just yet. Although my dad's done a couple. And, of course, getting his neck blasted. But I'd say he'd probably be a better point of reference. We'll ask. That will be during my session. We'll ask him about that. Yeah. I can't imagine. I can imagine it's not the most pleasant, though.

No, that's got to be terrible. What is Spike's? Spike's ship? The Swordfish 2? The red one, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking awesome. But it's fucking it's gonna

be black and like super detail so the tail is gonna be like right here and then the wings and then just like the point of it look gangster the bubbly one right and above with the two guns yeah dude that all the I love cowboy bebop for that first episode with the red eye drug So incredible I watched the intro to the movie a couple weeks ago just to watch the intro of the movie I was like, oh, it's just so good that movies you watched like oh, yeah. Yeah. I love the movie the movies all of them Dude spike almost dies like three times in it bro like he gets that guy grabs him yeah he shoots him at first and then that chest thing and he just like twists his chest falls out the train yeah oh i'm thinking of the first episode

where the guy grabs his throat from behind he's like oh yeah he leaves him in the parking lot oh yeah the that's the red eye because he takes that he comes up behind him he's just like but then he beats the shit out of him later on. Dude, my favorite episode of Cowboy Bebop. Well, the mushroom episode is hilarious. Yeah. But the Pierre, the French. Oh, the guy that floats around.

He looks like the penguin almost. Yes. And he's in, like, he's in. And he's a terrified cat. Invincible. Yeah. He's invincible, but he's like terrified of cats. One of my favorite episodes. Yes, I remember that now. I was trying to think who you were talking cat. Invincible. Yeah. He's invincible, but he's terrified of cats. One of my favorite episodes.

Yes, I remember that now. I was trying to think who you were talking about. He beats everyone's foot. That dude is. Because he's like flying. Psychic. Yeah, he's just kicking Spike in the air, and Spike's just flying all over the place. Yeah, that's a good one, too.

I mean, this isn't spoilers at this point. It's 90. It's almost 30 years old. Yeah. He ends up getting smoked by like the amusement park yeah i wanted to add the animatronics just like ah dude that's such a good episode that and of course anything with like halfway point with vicious and uh vicious and spike's first It plays that song. Yeah. I'm like... I feel like anytime Vicious is involved,

I feel like that's where the show takes a very... I feel like that's where it takes a bit of a noir feel. Yep. It gets dark. Yeah, it's like a police noir. Yeah, very much so. You know they modeled Spike after... Who was it?

Goddamn martial artist. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. He does Jeet Kune Do. That's like his primary fighting style. Yeah, he's Jeet Kune Do. I'm watching Cowboy Bebop tonight. It's happening.

The only fight he's ever lost was against Ed's dad. Oh, he fucked him up. Yeah, Ed's dad beat the fuck out of Spike. Do you remember that? You remember Ed, right? I know Ed, yes. Yeah, the dad. He's the one out of Spike. Do you remember that? No. You remember Ed, right? I know Ed, yes. Yeah, the dad. He's the one that gets Spike to eat the eggs.

Because the dad walks around with that wheelbarrow of eggs, remember? The soft-boiled eggs? I remember that part. I don't remember the fight, though. Oh, he just beats the fuck out of him. Yes, because he pulls up in his ship, and it's on some planet where he's... I don't remember what he's doing. But Spike goes up and starts trying to attack him, and he's just like,

bah, bah, just blocking everything and just beats the piss out of him. Yeah, Spike does not, like, land a shot on him. He just gets his ass beat by his dad. Dude, I'm so excited to watch this movie. And then his dad's like, eat these eggs. It will make you stronger. Are we done? Yeah.

Oh, we're done. Clean me up. Okay, we got tattoo number two done Batty how did that feel Not that bad honestly Compared to nipples Yeah I mean but again That is

Awesome awesome Yeah nipples changed my life That's all I'm gonna say Nipples changed my life Hold on I gotta put that in my notes Nipples changed my life. Hold on. I got to put that in my notes. They both changed my life. Eli, you're next, bud. I know.

Woo! I can't wait. Can't wait. I have a whole trilogy going on. Yeah, because he's going to do this one, and then off of camera, we're getting the Minecraft hoe really quick on my side or whatever oh yeah are you doing a side hoe yeah nice because you're the matt side hoe huh that's what you're getting right you're marking yourself yeah for matt format it's like

you're his side hoe matt side hoe yeah what is it gonna be it's a minecraft hoe here oh my community is called the side hose so gotcha we're just getting a little hoe on the side side hoe as we're clever how's it look baddie i want a photo when it's yeah oh yeah absolutely yeah deep though that you know what chocolate calls it what that guac guac that guac guac oh yeah yeah the guac guac yeah absolutely yeah guac guac 3000 9000 what is that shit from that that fucking girl podcast it's called like uh call me daddy yeah the i'd never heard of that i'd never heard of it until i was on tinder and every girl had that in their profile was call me daddy and I'm like what the fuck's that money like if you don't know

you're not worth my time I do sorry yeah never right up all that oh that's dope Good job Diego. That's awesome Look at that reaction right there I just love there's three of these now. There's three now. If you want to join the frog collection, go get your frog tattoos on your side and send them our way. Because God bless, we know what's going to happen. This is going to be the greatest adventuring party ever because people are just going to keep adding to it. Oh, my God. And we can start that with, like, pictures and then branch it off into trees?

Yup. That'd be really funny. Just post your original on there so they can just copy and paste. Absolutely. You could probably even make like a whole Instagram account out of this. Like, you guys know about Sucky Panther? Yeah, there you guys go. This could be your guys' Sucky Panther. We just started

Instagram with our frogs. Let's do it. And we have the frog you can build off of, and we have our tattoo site. What are his name? Adventure Frogs. Frog Adventure Frogs. Adventure Frogs. Something like that.

That would be sick. Frog Adventures. Adventuring Frogs. Oh, this is so good. And then fucking the chat's going to be like, those are toads, you dickheads. Fuck you. Frogs. Yes! the chat's gonna be like those are toads you dickheads fuck you frogs yes most white claws we've ever drank in an episode

we should do like two of these like you know we only do two white claws guys don't drink we just had to lewd yeah when that big no-no like yeah why is tattooing and drinking a big no-no they can bleed more I know dude you remember the when we went to Mike's yeah we're just gonna have a couple at the bar well i was a nice friend you remember no i don't this dump me remember i too i went first i drank only because i thought my mind was pushed the next day oh that's right they swapped why didn't mike swap because he didn't finish drawing mine. He was like, hey, do you mind if I do yours?

And I was already like gone. I was like, for reals, this is mine. I'll go. Whatever, buddy. I was like, fuck you. He didn't finish drawing mine. That's right. He did mine after he tattooed Eli.

He finished my art out. So me and Eli were at the hotel bar, and I was trying to keep it easy. And Eli was going hard cuz he had to get tattooed the next day or even two days and then I we all we just got too drunk and then Eli got tattooed. I bled and then every time though I bleed so much. Yeah you're a bleeder. Only on my back. Oh your your arms didn't bleed at all? Will, do I bleed at all? Oh, okay. Stop moving.

If you guys didn't hear it, Will said it's worse if you drink the day before the tattoo. Yeah. Hmm. So, note to self. For some reason... Ever feel like your WordPress site is moving in slow motion? Switch to Kinsta's managed hosting for WordPress and watch it fly. For some reason... and will migrate to your site for free. Try it yourself. First month free at Kinsta.com. That's K-I-N-S-T-A dot com. Kinsta. Simply better hosting.

I always end up drinking the day before a tattoo. Especially when we're in Florida at a bar. Sorry, Mike. Okay, this is my first side tattoo, so super stoked for this one. It's not bad at all, Mike. Okay, this is my first side tattoo. Super stoked for this one. It's not bad at all, man. Dude, oh my god. We're so cute.

I cannot wait. This is what I'm excited about. I love this. The cum. I'm excited about it. No, the little photo of all three of the frogs. I just want to... We have to save this.

This goes into unsubscribe. We got to frame that i'm gonna frame it oh yeah absolutely gonna frame it the cum we're gonna frame the cum we're gonna frame cum i just got a really bad picture in my head no it's like a fucking yes it's like one of those when you look under a microphone a sample yeah it's like what dexter when a drop of blood when you look under a microphone. A sample? Yeah, it's like when Dexter went to drop a blood, but it's just a fucking jizz. A shot of cum. An 8x11 frame of cum? Smeared.

It's the come to time ratio. Why does every episode end up- This is my 12x12 glass that you got you. I'll support you. Man, there's sperm. I just want these three frogs next to each other. Because they look so good, man. It's like a little party.

We're the three best friends that anyone's ever had. Bro, they look so good. They do. They're so dumb. I can live with this. This is... Yeah, it look so good. They do. They're so dumb. I can live with this. This is... Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad at all.

This is definitely better than nipples. It's still slightly irritating, but way better than nipple territory. That's a rib. See? There it is. It's like, this isn't bad. That's a rib. There's 100% a rib right there

can feel the rib fantastic love the feeling at least ryan's now settled into he's not trying to play in the road anymore no dude homeboy just leaves when he's done with something he just got up and i saw him walking to the door i'm like should i eli's in the bathroom i'm just gonna and i just walked like hey man what's going he's like i'm gonna go i'm like oh yeah that's what he does so man, what's going on? He's like, I'm going to go. I'm like, oh. Yeah, that's what he does. So I just, I followed him and then he's like, he's just kind of standing in the room.

I'm like, maybe you could... You want to go play in the backyard? Nope. He just kind of started to sit in the room. I'm like, nah, let's go back inside. Let's go inside, buddy. This feels way better than the tattoo on my chest. Moral of the story, guys, for everybody listening, watching, chest tattoos are not fun.

I don't care how good you think it looks. It hurts. What? When are we getting, like, no, this is pretty. I mean, we already, this is the standard now. We're getting this. We got to get, Who else needs one? We have to get Matt to get one.

Is Matt going to have a dumb frog? Does he have room? Yeah, Matt has room. I don't remember. What would he be? I'm usually staring at his dick and not his ribs. Maybe like a frog with an AR or something. A frog came from the future.

A little plate carrier. A little plate carrier. A little plate carrier. He's got a little frog plate carrier on. Oh, I love that. And then Demo. He's going to get a tattoo. Demo doesn't have a tattoo yet, by the way, guys. Will's supposed to do his, I think.

What is he going to get? I won't say it on the... I know what it is. But we're going to wait. I'll tell you guys off this. How's it going, Will? Come on, fucking Eli. That's what she said.

What? I mean, Will. Slide your butt toward me a little bit. Yeah, just a little more. Is it in yet? Crap, your ankle is in. Oh, man. Jesus.

I like to watch. Look and bite your lip. Oh, yeah. This is a lot more difficult to come up with topics to talk about. Why? Because you're getting tattooed right now. Suddenly you. You guys lead it.

Donut. What is the next topic point? You guys talked to Meat Canyon lately. He came out with a new. Oh, my God. I haven't lead it. Donut, what is the next topic point? You guys talked to Meat Canyon lately? He came out with a new episode last time. I haven't watched it. He did Impractical Jokers, right? It goes hard. I haven't seen it.

To say the least, it goes hard. He came out with it yesterday. Oh, no. Meat Canyon's new video. I haven't seen it, but it seems legit. It's good? I was like, holy shit. Damn.

I'm not going to say anything because it will ruin it. It's definitely Meat Canyon being Meat Canyon at the end of the day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I was like, oh, okay. He put a big horror element into it. Yeah. I think I saw a tweet by him one time. He wants to do horror stuff more than, oh, are you's happening there is that a rib yeah it's a rib with lines

a rib with lines yeah he's like here's the sensitive spot we're gonna go back and forth on it well can you add a dick to his eli you got a lot of lines because you got this like the sash and the stuff going over the neck right there why not buddy know i think i think they're all fairly equal to be honest yeah because don't you have a hat yeah you got a hat i got a hat and a beard don't you or eli's got the sword and the the sashes because mine mine are partially covered up. Dude, I love my little pet though. That's why I was like, Hunter needs a pet. It has to have a frog pet. A hunter always has a pet.

Rangers in D&D. I love Donut was like, this is a random question. I played a hunter. I thought Eli was wanting to get into World of Warcraft because they sent me a text the other night. 2 a.m. Oh, no, the text was at like 4 or 5, right?

Yeah, it was earlier. They're like, what's your favorite character to play in World of Warcraft? I'm like, Hunter. Fuck yeah, dude. And I explained some Hunter dynamics, why they were so good. I didn't know they meant they're going to make a little froggy character, but I'm glad they did. He has a little bow and his little pet.

I would be scared to send that cute little thing into combat, though. Look how cute it's so. How you doing, Eli? Dude, you know, it's great. Just focusing on my beautiful son sitting on your couch, shaking his head no. He had a question. He was too embarrassed to ask it. And he's like, you know what?

I'm going to sit back down. I'm good. He's right in the sun. He's staring into the sun. He's like, you know what? I'm going to sit back down. I'm good. He's right in the sun. He's staring into the sun. He's like, man, the sun sucks. Dick. What's riding games these days? Riding what games are you playing?

Roblox? He was playing one where he was definitely mixing stuff into a stew. Into a stew. Yeah, it was like a cooking one. Cooking mama? Maybe. I don't know. I'm not letting him around fire yet. Has he

stolen thousands of dollars from you on Roblox yet? Not yet. But he would. Because he does not care about how much stuff costs. Party pineapple, I need you to zoom in right here and all around me are familiar faces dude it's so hard not to laugh yeah this is

actually it's not bad but it's not fun it's definitely i would not want to get colored yeah will's like yeah i can feel it it's in the ribs i cannot stress this enough bones everyone if you're listening to this anywhere you're gonna want to come and watch this episode not only because we're all shirtless but because eli makes wonderful faces when he gets tattooed i'm just my flip-flops are just tapping the bottom. I'm just like. Well, then my feet can't touch. His legs are too short. Oh my God.

That's me. That's me over here. Put it down. Dude, do you think there are people that jerk off when they get tattoos? Will's like, hmm. I've only seen it twice, but. This is the only way I can cum. This is the only way I can cum.

That, that. Yeah. How much for a little butterfly? I don't know, like 50 bucks? Sweet. How much to masturbate while you do it? That's going to be a lot more.

You know, suddenly I don't feel so good anymore. Another white claw. Why did I agree to this? Some dude was like, if you can do this little butterfly and I get to masturbate, I'll give you five grand. Five grand though? That's his I don't know. We're at and I get a masturbate. I'll give you five grand. Ooh. Five grand though? That's his I don't know.

So we're at that I don't know phase. We're right there. The line. So we're getting close to your line of like, I might do it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It really depends on my mood.

What if it was one of your friends? That's weirder. No, I know. That's way more weird. I'd rather rain. Yeah, I don't have to interact with this guy. I never want to see you again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not a weekend hangout. Not something you're talking about at the barbecue every other day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, mm-mm. It's like, yay. It's like you're looking into Logan's eyes and you're like, I can't anymore. That's the only thing. That's literally what would you picture like afterwards he comes

up to you at the bar and he like goes to shake your hand you're just like no you're just thinking of his toes curling his little butterfly his little vinegar strokes yeah vinegar stroke butterfly it's my new metal album right there there. Is that the name of this episode? Vinegar Stroke Butterflies. It's a really good episode. I think that's the name of the episode. It has nothing to do with tattoos. Nothing.

No, we're shirtless and tattooed. We could call it the shirtless tattoo episode, but no. Vinegar Stroke Butterflies. I like it better than shirtless man play. Oh, no. I mean, that's on our other channel. Two dudes peg three guys. Or two dudes penetrate three men.

I mean, how is that on discoverability for YouTube? You tell us algorithm, man. I don't know if that's going to work on algorithm. So vinegar stroke butterflies. I don't know that one video did really well where the dudes, the gay dudes tested out real dick versus dildo. Did you see that? No. It's still up on YouTube.

They demonetized my videos. Wait, what? Okay, go on in this video. Okay, so there's like a dude and there's you see his front like his face and he's leaning over and there's a curtain behind him and his boyfriend is testing out dick versus a dildo and that's still up on youtube but my shit gets like fucked sometimes not not in that way not in that shit gets fucked, guys. There you have it. Don't repeat that. Is it a dildo or a dick? Yeah. So his boyfriend

is behind him. Okay, but no. Which is better? I haven't watched it. But you said your shit gets fucked. Yeah. So which feels better? YouTube's dick or the dildo? No. YouTube's dick is big and it's really brutal. It's not very nice.

Oh, it's that backside that definitely is the not fun part of the ribs. I'd rather it be this way's fun. That way towards my back is like you're not having fun anymore. What about father and son penetrate? Oh, my God. Oh, God. No. I don't know if the mics picked that up.

I need a tattoo step, Dad. Will just had the best episode name, and that is Father and Son Penetrate Three Dudes. What is this? Oh, my God. When people click on it, they're like, oh, there's a tattoo. Diego's like, what the fuck? You know somebody's going to be scrubbing, though. He's like, where is it?

Where is it? We're just going through, just like, that's weird. They don't see any. This is the worst climax ever. Oh, no, it begins again. How's this feeling in comparison to the chest? It depends in comparison to the chest? It depends. In comparison to the chest.

Eli's trying to run away from Will here. He's slowly moving away. I'm like, you know what? This can suck, kind of. And then it... Yeah? You're saying something. Certain areas are just not...

People have different parts where they're sensitive to? Yeah, definitely. Like it's... There are some general umbrella parts where like or there's like some general parts that are like infamous for how much they suck. Look at his face! Look at his face!

I fucking can't. Save that photo. I never get to see that. As soon as I stop, it goes to normal. I call that the super smile. Everybody super smiles when they get to it. What are we doing? Oh my god. Ryan, get your butt over here.

Ryan! Sit down! One. Two. I can't see Will tattooing himself. What's going on? Sit down on the couch, buddy. Yeah, caption this. Caption this.

That is, that is, oh oh there's another good that's a that's that right there was a typical eli face the the mouth open scream the silent scream you know there's like just thoughts where it's like i'm like good it's like what i always say it's like an interrogation where i'm not giving away the information we did this during stream yeah because like right now i'm like you can't make me talk yeah 100 fine hit a hit a hard line i won't see you i talk good i'm like you can't fucking break me you think this is fucking child's play right now still child's play like as long as as long as the the torture artist is staying in that area, good to go. They're not getting my friend's information at all.

They're going, Batty lives. Batty is literally. There's a good line. He's in San Antonio. Donna goes there too on Mondays. They go to Eggs at least a couple days a week. Oh, that's the spot right there, dude. There it is.

We finally hit it. I start sweating. It's like running down my armpits now, the sweat. You can find my son here. Just take him. It's fine. I don't need him anymore daddy called him broken I love this so much this is like when we were watching

it on twitch but in person it's so much better so terrible oh my god my arms i don't care it's like certain spots i just never get my ribs done oh you will i mean i after this i'll get my ribs done why oh yeah yours didn't really feel it why is your frog so small will why are you taking eight hours it's been four minutes it's been four minutes. It's been four. My frog's bigger than everyone's. What the fuck? I'm sweating right now.

See, I just sweat a lot. I feel like I'm you after walking up like two flats of steps. I mean, that was rude, but you're not wrong. I mean, you're not wrong. It's hurtful. I've lost a lot of weight. Oh, no. My boobies look good.

Oh, man. We're at least at nine hours on this tattoo show. Nine hours. Yep. Definitely hasn't just been ten minutes. Hurry, it begins again. I thought it was over. Oh, God. That's my favorite part.

When your tattoo artist stops for a minute, you see them moving their stuff around. They're like, oh, is he cleaning up? No, he's changing the needle. No, the shader. Not the shader. Look at his face. Oh my god.

This episode is just going to be us laughing at our friends. I know, right? This is going to be the longest episode we've had so far, I think. That will chop it up. It'll still probably just be over an hour. Oh, I can't wait to see parties edit on this. Oh, get down. Oh, papa.

Hmm. It's going to be just Zoom, Xenoblade, Squirtle. Yeah, all of us. Oh, my God. This is the kind of friends we are. Hey, Donut, you want to come do a podcast tomorrow? Nothing bad's going to happen. It'll be great times.

You're just getting tattooed. Excuse me? Just getting tattooed and practicing your eye go. Yeah. Oh, my God. As soon as you said where it was going to be, I was like, all right, the Windex is going in my body now. Yeah. It's all right, though.

So, Eli. Yeah. Let's ask any questions you want the frogs were great i love video games uh if you had to choose uh your favorite dritzed dorden moment what would it be for me there's no dritz dorden is a drow rain or sorry fighter uses two scimitars and he's from d lore. And it's Eli's favorite thing in the world. Eli, what is your favorite moment with Dritz Do'Urden? I'm way weathered. Talk about Artemis. Nope. And Trey.

Nope. If you stare at the light a whole bunch and close your eyes, it's like a whole bunch of different lights. It's like the Olympic rings right now. Eli, you haven't answered the question yet, so. Who are we talking about? Dritz Do'Urden. The Drow Ranger.

Sorry, sorry. Fighter. Like you're getting a fighter tattooed on your side right now i was in infantry join the army no but the book series of dritz forgotten realms the dark elf he's really cool what is your favorite favorite thing he ever did was okay focus eli when he was kind of when he started it and fuck when him and artemis were like friends and hanging out and they were like we're gonna fuck shit up there we go question mark and that was fun that was really good they like hung out and they did stuff like that sorry i laughed like that i apologize i was holding it in i was like, hey.

I had no dolphin laughs right now. No dolphin laughs tonight, kids. No dolphins this episode, guys. Oh, my God. So, Eli, down the gun. That can either mean it's done. Machine. Machine.

It's not a gun. It's a machine. It shoots fucking pain to me. We'll get you another purple heart, Eli. It's fine. I like that. We didn't get to talk about Bob. It doesn't shoot fucking bullets, but it does shoot fucking pain.

It shoots fucking pain. So, Eli. Back time right now. That's the painkiller itself. We didn't get to talk about Bob. The guy who cursed out, initially, Donut, myself, and Clean for being military service members, veterans, that didn't deploy. I wanted to talk about this so bad,

and I forgot, I got sick, so we didn't film. Or I didn't get to say, Laura did. But, are we good? Oh, you're done! Oh my God! Oh, oh, can you take a pic? Shoot him in the dead. Dude that wasn't so bad fucking pussy Okay, slow down. Well, I mean why am I gonna do a side hoe? The side hoe can be very basic

Like, you know what I was like it was like, make it small. I was going to make this next tattoo real small. I mean, like, this is a good size. Like, the same size as that, but a hoe on my side. All right. There you go, brother. How's it look? Batty, take a photo.

Yeah, let me get a photo. Hop! Nice. Oh, my. That is such a good frog, dude. Dude, now we're like adventure frogs look at him oh my god he's the cutest frog well can we start over i actually don't like the placement

no we gotta talk about bob i want wanna talk about Bob. Yes. Alright. This man, Bob, I don't remember the rest of his shitty username. Okay. Apparently got banned in Donuts Chat. He got banned in Clean Chat, then he came after me. This was a man who previously had said nothing but amazing, nice things about all of us, starting with the boot campaign charity event we did. Oh, he was a fan first huge he said awesome things dude i went through his chat history because you can click on somebody's name and

look at what they've said i didn't know that unbelievably nice things yeah god you scared um but then bob started literally tearing you uh myself and clean apart because we never deployed. And he says, we are using our military careers, our military service to make money on the internet. And we're scum for doing it. Yeah. That was weird. That was, it was,

I was just like, so, okay. And I, and I knew this immediately, this man had some issues and I was like, I'm going to give him a platform real quick and I'm going to talk with him. I wasn't even rude.

I was polite. And I was like, I'm going to give him a platform real quick and I'm going to talk with him. I wasn't even rude. I was polite. And I was like, hey, man. Can you let's face it? Is that better? And I was like, hey, man. Okay, so hear me out. You get, after you get out of the military, you go for a job interview.

Do you say that you served in the military? Okay, hey, man. You go to Applebee's and get your free fucking mozzarella sticks do you do you go to lowe's use your veteran discount do you are you where's the line because that's why i don't do any of that because i serve for my country when i got that purple heart just like crispy's's Purple Heart. Same thing. Identical to Crispy's Purple Heart. Our wounds.

Mine are internal. His are external. His bled a little bit more. Yeah. They're the same. I was like, oh no, I was slightly shot. I'll go to the wrong end. He said, no, I would never ever use my service i did

my time got out and that is it record scratch on him not using a service though what did baddie find out maybe if it's the same leak it is because his so oh the battery's died do we have another battery i don't mine's dead no i just use i get you two the last ones we're doing the rest here right here we got two right here focused so uh turns out bob actually because uh bob sent me harassing emails to my business email to continue to harass me about using my service record because i i never deployed because that's my fault um he actually went through i don't remember the news network cbs or or nbc or one of the major news networks he actually did a interview and he actually got help and they

built his house or his kitchen or refurnished his house for him. Because he was a wounded vet. He was a wounded vet. He actually was. He said when he was wounded in my chat and when I looked and I did some research, he actually was. He actually was shy. He was a Purple Heart recipient. And apparently, I'm not allowed to say that wounded vets were targets.

That was his big thing, that the turning point after he harassed all of us for serving and not deploying, he started attacking me because I made a joke. Actually, one of my sniper friends made a joke saying wounded vets were targets because unfortunately you got shot, somebody was using you as a target. Literally, that's what happened. I didn't realize baddies say this.

We're not friends anymore. I literally went to Eli in the gun store and I was like, hey, Eli, say this we're not friends anymore i literally went to eli in the gun store and i was like hey eli say this for me yeah but he he actually got help to finish something working on his house i don't know the details for the house okay it was for his house yes absolutely it was for his house but he got help because of his service record and him being a wounded vet after fucking with all of us after a whole rat and then he started starting to be like well i would never say any of those things i'm like man i gotta chat his three of you attacking us because we didn't deploy i'm like motherfucker how are you gonna do that i don't donut you can

go before i go my tangent i don't know i've never i've never even used my like vet status to make money i put veteran in my instagram bio and that's the only place that says veteran i've never used that he uses his cop status though oh i used the clock out of the cop status he harassed me because i say i when people host me they always say oh did you serve me because a lot of people who play tarkov have served in the military we all have our guns and kits or whatever we talk about that stuff a lot and people ask me so i put my bio i was an army man in the national guard and then i never deployed i say that constantly because i don't want people to think i'm more than i am and i don't ever want to try to steal you know stalin valor bronze star with valor nope and uh get that license plate

huh nothing your bronze star license on it you have that b stop it disabled veteran and and he he was just a cunt and apparently we're not allowed to ever say or use the fact that you were in the military after you get out i love okay this is eli's tangent you literally go to war. You do these things. You join the military for one thing. America and freedom.

And then you want to be a dickhead and be like, you can't now use your freedoms. You are going against my beliefs, my ideologies. So, fuck you. That is the exact opposite of what America stands for. You can't fucking do that. You just shut the fuck up. That is the exact opposite of what America stands for. You can't fucking do that. You just shut the fuck up. Be happy. Let everyone live their individual lives because that's what makes our country great is because

we are individuals and we have freedoms and we can do the things that we love to do. If you are against that, and that can be left, right, whatever your fucking ideology, your religions, if you are against and you're like, fuck you for thinking different, you are part of the problem. Don't fucking do that. Be a good human at the end of the day make people laugh make people smile and make a mark on this world let least a positive impact you will be praised at the end of the day you will still have haters but if you are one of those cunts that are like fuck you because i'm not happy i'm a victim of x y and. I didn't get this or I don't believe in this. So my feelings are hurt.

That's me flipping off the camera right now. Get fucked. Grow the fuck up. Be a better human. My son, he's autistic. I make jokes about that whenever the fuck I want. And you know what? He is still a better human than 90% of the population because he still has a smile on his

face at the end of the day he is happy and i try to make him happy all these guys are the best the best humans i've ever met and they show nothing but support for him even though he is a special needs kid he's a little bit different but he doesn't know that because he's freaking happy he does what he wants and he's a happy individual and that's what all i care for is that and then everyone else doing that end of the day just try to be happy that's it just try to be happy don't be a cunt thank you don't be a cunt and with that there is with that thank you for watching this or listening to this terrible episode of unsubscribed hello this is will give yourself a shout out please how you doing my name is will xx you can get me at instagram will xx will underscore xx i think i'm on facebook or will xx.com uh there's a bunch of links on to my son

too he's coming right we're gonna have him go over here and use this mic please diego give yourself a little shout out all your stuff what you do right there, just come on down. All right. How's it going, guys? Yeah, my name's Diego. I go by Carrie and Blossom on Instagram. That's my handle. Mostly just a bunch of tattoos, all that fun shit. Album covers, you know, a lot of cum jokes on my stories.

Oh! We figured it out. We found out the culprit. He's about to turn 21, so he's really full of it. It's the age. We all know what that's about. We found out whose cum that was. There we go.

Thank you, guys. Please, everyone, go check out Will and Diego. Of course, Donut Operator, Eli Double Tap. Batty Streams. Batty Streams. Ha! We love you all. Thank you so much.

This was fun and terrible at the same time.