Unsubscribe Podcast - 24 - Spider Booty Sting ft. NIGEL JONES, PRO SKATEBOARDER

Episode Date: September 26, 2021

HEY WE FOUND A NEW GUEST! NIGEL JONES, PRO SKATE BOARDER!!!! This episode may get us canceled. Were ok with it. PAX West Sucked, Dr. Eli BubbleBath Spider MD, Baddie almost died...again....again. Sexual White Chocolate, DLive still sucks, "Passports"   GO FOLLOW NIGEL JONES!!! https://www.instagram.com/nigglejones/ https://twitter.com/nigglejones https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjJZOZuQdC8ry-3CmPgp9YQ ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So you're hosting the family barbecue this week, but everyone knows your brother is the grill guy and it's highly likely he'll be backseat barbecuing all night. So be it. Impress even the toughest of critics with freshly prepared Canadian barbecue favorites from Sobeys. I'm not gonna drink that though. Clap like a man. There we go. Oh oh it's all it takes you not see my welcome to unsubscribe oh sorry you pointed at donut oh am i doing it do it welcome to unsubscribe podcast we are here with mr niger okay redo read it hey nigel what's your instagram uh nigglejones you might as well just full send it right now I mean right out the gate

um yeah welcome to the welcome to Texas thank you subscribe podcast absolutely how batty are you drinking

at one o'clock no I'm not drinking I'm drinking a coke he's getting better through 60 grams of sugar one can at a time yeah but

oh spilled it there's not alcohol in Coke and you can't make certain medications. Hi, I was dying. I was dying on vacation. He did. Which leads us right into our first discussion point.

Exes. I mean, Pax. Paxes. Paxes. Nigel, we'll get to you in a second. That's not important. We have a guest today. It's Nigel Jones.

Hello, hello, hello, everybody. How are you guys doing? Nigel Jones. I mean, like, I'm black. What the fuck do you expect right now? We have Nigel Jones. Nigel. Nigel. Professional skateboarder.

Two-time Medal of Honor recipient. Three-time Purple Heart recipient. Veteran. This man is an American War hero. I don't know where that happened at, but like, sure. Stolen Valor. There it is. Stolen Valor.

Cancel it right now. The look on your face when medals start coming out. You come on our podcast and do this it's the same look everybody gets when Eli starts throwing out fake medals you're like

it's not funny anymore it's not funny anymore wait what I never said any of this this is all a lie I'm gonna go with it but if you ask me in person no way it didn't happen

this isn't recorded I mean last night your stream a bunch of things were said but if you ask me in person, no way it didn't happen. This isn't recorded. Well, I mean, last night your stream, a bunch of things were said that I'm waiting to come back and bite your ass. Oh, I deleted that bod. That's gone.

Did you? Absolutely. Oh, okay. The moment you showed up, I'm like, party, delete the bod. Immediately. Probably should.

We're getting rid of this right now. introduce yourself uh yeah i am uh nigel jones if you do know me you probably see me on braille skateboarding which is the largest skateboard youtube channel in the world uh is it really the largest yes the over thrasher over right tony hawk's right channel over everything. Everything. Like, shit's on them. They're not even close. That's pretty cool. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I started skating with them in, what, 2015 when I got out of the military. I worked at Tesla for a couple years, and then there's a skate park by there called Fremont Skate Park. I go there all the time. But I never went there on a Saturday. But one Saturday I worked, and I was like, I'm going to go skate after. And they were there, and one of my buddies skated with them. So I was like, hey, what's up?

And then I did a video with them, and they were like, you're cool. Like, do videos with us. And then history just – Boom. And then you guys met how? Did I slide in your DMs? I don't know. We slid into each other's DMs.

I think I slid in your DMs. I'm pretty sure I had a bunch of people that would message on the YouTube comments And on my Instagram when they found out I was a vet and shot They were like you need a liquid donut Wait shot? You have a purple heart? Like shoot Wait you got shot?

You got shot? I mean I mean You're like crispy? You're like crispy? You got two purple hearts? Not even close You got two purple hearts? I mean if you count my blackness i might i have one purple heart from depending on how black it is no yeah no we love you

take that joke and fold it in the paper and put it away and never use it again i'll drink to that one and never use it again. I'll drink to that one. Pour that. Yeah. Pour one up. For that joke. I tried.

Didn't work. Didn't have the back part. Yeah, we slid in each other's DMs somehow, and then we got to talking about Demolition Ranch, and they just filmed an awesome video where you guys shot skateboards. Yeah. Surprising results. Good.

Yeah. That was very surprising. Yeah. Skateboarding is illegal. It's a crime. It is a crime. Yeah. It is a hundred percent of crime.

I don't know why people do it. I guess the exact number of skateboards. You really did though. That's awesome. Yes. Yeah. After we did the video. Cause I told him it was surprising.

He was like, Oh, and they all stopped in a three. was like were you there the cutting boards from the body armor dude they embedded yeah we grabbed that daddy it's it's crazy because the all the pistol rounds embedded right there in that it was the third board yep i was gonna say don't say the number we'll have this out like demo We'll have seven videos out before this podcast. Honestly, demos videos probably already live.

Yeah. Something like that. He released 17 videos today. It's got chocolate now working, working like a workhorse. That's what you're calling over here. God damn. We just going there today.

I like it. Today's going to be a fun podcast. You have a colored podcast. We have to go there. Thank God I'm a minority. I'm safe over here. This is the safe side of the table. This is the canceled side.

I think this is the safe side of the table the canceled side yeah me and Betty tonight are like well I don't have a youtuber or twitch anymore real estate over on that space. Woo! Jesus. I'm going to be crying by the end of this podcast. I already know it. They're not going to be fun tears. They're going to be very sad, disappointed tears. They're going to be very fun, sad, disappointed, awesome, not good tears. All of it.

Welcome to Unsubscribe. Nerd-y video game stuff. Literally everyone's unsubscribing. They haven't yet, surprisingly. It keeps growing. Good to go. It's the opposite of what we've been trying here. So you're hanging out with all your more conservative gun friends in Texas this week.

Are you going to go back and catch shit from your California people? No, because I live in awesome country California no it's the same thing it's like without any of the nerf guns put unicorns and rainbows like be nerf guns yeah we're talking about nerf guns nerf exactly what game okay so skateboarding which is you, you. I don't know if Batty's skateboarded ever. I used to be a mix stuff, actually, when I was young. No shit.

I had like a ton of it, yeah. Nice. I remember the only time I tried to do like a trick off of a ramp at a bike park, skate park, and I ate shit immediately. I was like ramping the air. I was like, what do I do next? It's like my body's like tense up and just ate shit immediately. I was like ramping the air and I was like, what do I do next? My body's like tense up and just eat

shit. I was like, I'm done. I'm never doing any of this again. You would have hated yesterday then. Oh yeah. Dude, you were the most amazing to me. I forget you can skate so I was like, dude, I was going to eat shit on that half ramp and you're like, turn and slide'm just going to eat shit on that half ramp.

And you're like, turn, slide back down your arms out, looking like a Ninja Turtle. I was like, God. Did you actually do cool guy shit? Like slightly. He went up. I'm not Nigel. No, there was a ramp over there that he kept running at. And I'm like, why is he not kick turn? I know he can kick turn on it.

I don't know what a kick turn is. What is a kick turn? You go up a ramp and turn around. Taekwondo. That tooondo that too yeah pretty much around you literally you literally kick turn it yeah i haven't skated in like a year that was the first time i touched a skateboard and i kept watching almost like why is he not doing it and then eventually i just saw the fuck it go over his face and he was like i'm gonna going to do it. Perfect. First time. Was it the first time though? No. He skates, definitely.

Matt didn't know he skated. Didn't write. He did very good. He went down. He got demo skating. He went down ramps for the first time. Without a helmet and pads. He looked solid, dude.

He's my age.'s he's down for at least two months if he right yeah at least he ran out of a bunch of stuff he did not fall once oh he he skidded on his ass that one time remember he was sitting on his ass though so it doesn't count oh god that sounds painful dude i'm he's been trying to get me to jump on a skateboard. I'm like, nah, I will literally die. Batty's the one that, like, steps on his ankle, just shatters sideways. I do the same. I jump through the table, no issues. But, like, a skateboard, like, I know my limit, and it's, like, wheels.

Nope. Not doing it. At PAX, we were standing there, and Batty was like, whoa. Like, his equilibrium went off, and he almost, like – Batty was like Whoa! His equilibrium went off and he almost like Batty had a stroke Years ago So his equilibrium is not the best Pax is the only time I've ever seen that

He was literally like It's like body checked out It's like starting to fall He's like Batty what the fuck was that He's like my equilibrium gave out Like muscle fatigue? What is this?

It's like, so my body just thinks I'm falling all of a sudden. And then I start falling because of it. It's like, my brain's like, no, you're going this way. I'm like, okay. Brains are fucking mean, dude. Skateboarding that, not a good idea. Thank you. I feel like it might help it maybe a little bit.

Or make it 12 times worse. Either or. I feel like it might help it maybe a little bit or make it 12 times worse. Either or. I don't think it's going to help ever. There's not one scenario where – You got to think of like reverse psychology though. Like maybe. No. No.

You're right. There is no way being on a skateboard is good for anything. Reverse psychology. Except for YouTube views. His equilibrium out. He might be able to swim better. He drowned. Batty drowned. What if Batty goes in – He's going to swim better what if baddie goes into space and everything just aligns oh you could be in the space force well let's say maybe not that let's

do nasa anything that pays way better than the government. Yeah, but I don't really think I deserve anything better than the government. Like, my performance is definitely capped. It's right there. We did PAX this weekend. Penny Arcade Exposition. I wasn't there. You missed nothing. Yeah, I heard.

PAX was a disappointment at best. I think that's the only way we can phrase that. It was a disappointment. 90,000 people average show up. This one was 11,000 people that showed up to PAX, which is – we felt it. We walked the game floor in, what, 15, 30 minutes? Yeah, we did the whole thing in like 30 minutes. And that's a convention where it's probably like two, three, four hours that you're walking and there's fucking people and traffic and oh my god hours you can spend hours on these floors and even then it's usually

a multi-day thing yes because there's new stuff or they're changing out vendors different games lines for there was a lot there's usually lines period there was a line to buy some clothes sometimes that there because there was only one clothed merch that was it it was insanity the level of disappointment we did meet some cool people we got ek fluid gaming who was that one content creator that didn't want to talk to us he was cooler than us oh that guy was such a cuck what was his cuck Jones? I don't remember. It was like cuck or cock. I'm trying to figure that out real quick. No, we didn't run into anyone who had the yellow badges, the content creator badges. I saw a few, but I didn't recognize anybody.

There was 11 of us, I think. Yeah. We're standing there, and this guy comes up, and I'm like, hey, bro, you got a content creator badge. What do you make? And he's like, I stream, and then turned around. Straight up. Yeah. And I'm like, hey bro you got a content creator badge what do you make and he's like i stream and then turned around straight up yeah and i'm like hey you got a medal like did you win something here at the gaming thing he's like yeah bro what was it bro bro holla bro bro holla bro holla and then he turned around again and i'm like that's cool man so like twitch you got like followers or something and he's like 50 000 and turns around and like he did not want

anything to do with us no we were trying to be friendly to this yeah and it was trying like literally just trying to have a conversation where it's like hey man how you doing like people are weird dude bro and you dude and it was his arrogance the way he looked he was just a fucking please describe this look think about no you don't he don't. He was a bro. He was a bro. He was a visor away from being a bro. He might have had a backwards hat. Did he have a tank top with tattoos? He had a tank top. No tattoos.

He had a green tank top, right? Was he wearing a green? Yeah. If anyone who is at PAX West knows who this bro is, let us know. I just want to know. I want to message him on Instagram and be like, are you okay? This is how you fuck up relationships. Oh, my God.

We wanted to be your friend. And he ever sees us. There were other content creators there. We just wanted to talk to this guy. And he was grumpy. Dude, especially when you're 50,000. Bro, you are fucking calm the fuck down. Like, ego check.

Just talk to everyone. If you treat content creators that way, you treat your fans like shit. Definitely. You don't treat your fans with, like, you treat your fans like shit. Definitely. You don't treat your fans with respect or your viewers with respect. You are just like a piece of shit. Well, I don't either, but they like that. Yeah. They're weird.

They signed up for that relationship. You're the only one that I feel like gets away with it. You haven't met kings or anything. They really, really just like the abuse. Yeah, daddy. Call me a piece of shit again. Stop it. It just like the abuse. Yeah. You're like, yeah. Yeah, daddy. Call me a piece of shit again. Stop it. It's under the table.

Every one of your viewers, Holmes. That's it. Okay, guys. I have our question for today's video. How many times have you jerked off to our content? Thank you. Just put below. I don't want to know this.

Just a number. I really want to. Put like an Eli 4, Batty 2, Donut 12. Just let us know how many times you're gonna have some very fucked up but real numbers i hope you know that like there was gonna be a few people that are gonna put some real numbers in there you just pretend don't exist but those ones and twos you're gonna be like oh no and name that name that video you go back for that second time donuts one tap video just really gets me two

minutes and 13 seconds you're like oh i hate this so much mine is the eli as a girl ones all of those yo i don't want to know that you're not allowed to post you as a girl ever like it's no don't do it how do you have spiders i'd love okay there's a spider right on your mic oh yeah there is a little guy it's a little jumping spider but yeah i was like oh look at him you said that welcome to say here's a spider and he freaks out and throws the mic he's like i fucking terrified of him i was like there's one right here it's actually a baby brown recluse, and it's about to kill him Do he just spit now fucking but this is some spider verse miles morale shit?

You know how much? Does he have enough but not much web you got that Don't but yeah the web you don't look at them dump it baby don't go back here that you had a leash on it is not you can walk him after something baby yeah I think you're saying oh yeah oh yeah you're using all of his web of this is not infinite amount

I don't think that's how that work look at him struggling he He's like, ah. He's like, ah. Ah! Ah! He's just screaming his little spider scream. Ah! He's just escaping these four monsters that are holding him up. That person is so smooth.

Yeah. And now he's just screaming pain. Ah! Shoot web out of that. Ah! And now he's just screaming pain. His pursuit is all he sees, these four dudes. He was struggling there at the end. Shit. Oh, fuck. I left him on your floor.

I'm going to let him run off. No, I can't. He's gone. I told you about my spider things earlier I told him He's tired I escaped He's shaking He's got the BTS now Oh no You see why we don't plan for the podcast We don't need to

Content follows us He's gonna be sitting at the VFW later Drinking whiskey And then they And then they laughed some more They pulled it all out They pulled it all out He's getting a purple heart now

that boy deserves he has not moved he's literally not moved is he alive? he probably pulled his guts out that wasn't web at the end boys it was dust his little butthole's just shooting air does it come out of the buttholes just shooting air.

Does it come out of the butthole? I don't know. I'm not a spider doctor. I'm not a spider doctor. Podcast name, Spider Buttholes. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Where we talk about video games. We just always say, where we talk about video games yo we just always say

where we talk about video games no we were talking about douchebag with a green shirt oh yeah so again if you're at PAX West

and you recognize green shirt content creator boy let us know I wanna I wanna just talk to him I just wanna see who he is

I wanna see how thick his clout is I wanna see if we can finally cut through it to realize the opportunities he fucked up from being a douchebag.

He's one of those guys that would have switched immediately. Dude, we weren't probably, oh man. Fold up your Instagram and be like, hey, how you doing?

Look at the collective check marks around me right now. You're like this fucking tool bag. Just be kind. We were just standing around a D&D booth talking about D&D minis.

Oh, yeah, because they had that. It was the brass. Yeah, the metal ones. We were looking for D&D minis of ourselves. It was dope. So cool. Side note, who's getting tattoos of the frogs yet? Anyone?

The Adventurer Frogs 3. Because Matt's looking into it. Brandon, you've seen Brandon. Brandon's not. There's no way Brandon's going to do it. Where he's going to do it. He literally went, just because I made this doesn't mean it's consent. And I was like, okay, buddy.

We're going to make it happen, Brandon. We're going to hold him down and tattoo him. Mr. Herrera? Yeah. He has zero? He has zero tattoos. No tattoos. And he has a little AK frog now.

Who did that? I have no idea. Oh, I didn't know that. I haven't seen the AK frog. Yeah, he has a frog with the little AK being held up. I was like, this is genius. So we have, I mean, this is, I haven't seen the AK frog. Yeah, he has a frog with a little AK being held up. I was like, this is genius. So we, I mean, this is, you want to get a little frog? With a skateboard.

Yeah. I don't care. Have you seen our frogs? Where's the frog paper? Where's the frogs? Where is the frog paper? I got it right here. So we all got tattoos on the last podcast.

Yeah, we got tattooed live. Oh, fuck yeah. What? Yeah. Eli, me, Batty. Ranger, like he's a ranger. Eli, me, Batty. Ranger. Like he's a ranger. Is it bad that I've been staring at yours?

He's my sexual white chocolate. I don't know what happened. Yes. I'm so down. Dude, you have a way with men. The boys. I don't know. The last podcast, I didn't know that I was getting a tattoo.

And then I get here and none of us knew where we were getting them except Eli. And then Eli was like, oh, let's get them on our ribs that's gonna be the best thing ever how did that feel it was great it was spicy the first tattoo i got was on my ribs oh okay why i don't know and those lower now if i if if and when i move out here i'm gonna be like why the fuck did i get this tattoo? Because it's California on my side. You got California tattoos? But it's cool. It's got like shit in it.

It shows like the redwoods in the top because that's Northern California. But it's that side? So you're good on the frog side. So you're good on this side. You're fine. That would not have felt good though. No. I mean, the only part that hurt was my little meaty part.

There's no meat on that body, sir. Fucking 2% maybe? I don't know. I haven't checked it in a while. Oh, that would have felt terrible. But as he said, no one knew. And he was like, well, I need more. I can't get a tattoo and not know what it is.

And then I was like, me and Will, me and Batty talked about frog design. And then me and Will, I was like talked about frog design and then me and Will I was like this is what we do and then Will sent that he was like well this do and then I was like add a little pet frog for Cody and he kicked it back it was like perfect and we showed him and they're like what

these are fucking jokes like these are fucking jokes it's the kind of friends we are we show up and make you get a tattoo I was gonna say who got cum tattooed on them the cum culprit Yeah, but these are fucking joke. It's the kind of friends. We are we show up We don't know thankfully it's permanent for the rest of the come bandit the cut on the great come bandit of unsubscribe We know a couple of those. I got me. I got me. Oh, fuck. He's gone.

He's fucking climbing up your shorts right now to bite your dick. You're going to walk over and he's going to be hanging himself off his own thread. Some spider didn't do 22 pushups that day. Goddamn. Yeah. So PAX. We were at PAX. We were at PAX.

We're keeping. Oh, first off, Dim Tai Fung. Oh, that was so good. Dim Tai Fung is a, what kind of Japanese? Chinese. Chinese. Dim Zong. Shirt that at PAX in Seattle. and it was fucking delicious oh yeah oh my god the pork salambo you were just like yeah well it's a you

told me beforehand it's a michelin star restaurant and i can see why i i now know their secret too behind the juice explosion oh yeah they told us one of the secrets. What is the secret? Should we say it on air? Yeah, here we can say it, I think. Because we don't say who told us we're fine. Yeah. Was it Tia, that bitch? You met Tia?

Not her, it was someone else. It was definitely not Tia. No, Tia didn't tell us. It was one of the dudes that works there um but it's the dumplings and then they put the pork mixture in and then normally you like you steam them after that but these when you bite them they explode with like juicy flavor in your mouth it's like that's not just the mixture i've made these motherfuckers several times this is you can't do this so we can cook it yeah exactly we got to talk into a couple of people there no they take a cube of frozen broth and put it on top of the mixture so when they steam it yeah so that's where that juice comes from when you buy it into their

all i can think about as you talk about this is that fucking anime food wars that i is my my guilty pleasure anime i've yet to watch it it is the stupidest yet most amazing it's porn with food and it's fucking hilarious and you need to watch it now is that the one where it shows them uh the potato skinning itself no what wait you guys have never screaming in pain no it's like party no so it's it's fucking it's an anime about like cooking like a pretty as prestigious cooking school and the food they cook is always so good it like sends people into orgasms and shit it's the funniest i told you how anime is ever so hentai hentai but without the

a couple spots to start at for getting into anime food war top the list right there that is your gateway drug you said berserker, right? Berserk. Very different. That's where I'm from. Very different. One skinning potatoes, one skinning people. It's very, very different. Lots of grape over here.

Potatoes over here. I mean, grapes and grapes. We're going to take a moment. We'll pull this up. What the? That is not Food Wars. I'll forget what this one is. I'll get you the name.

But you see that shit. You're like, what the fuck? It's animated. It's fucked up. That's amazing. So yeah, anime. That's what I'm missing out on right there. Okay.

That group laugh right there was solid laughs. That was a good group Yeah, we put a link to that. Oh, yeah, I'll that in the description so you guys can see that the potato feeling And then the push just rotates Fucking love anime so much so over the top So packs, yeah I fucking love anime so much It's so over the top So Pax Dim Tai Fung I got sick

I went to the ER I tried to eat breakfast and couldn't Because I don't have a vax card And I got turned down by three different breakfast places And this is with our temporary passes Because we all got COVID rapid tests And it was still like No go unless you have the vax card. And we're like,

Oh, I had my bags. We were like, what the hell? That made me use it though. So I didn't feel cool. And now Toto is like texting. He's like,

I can't get a drink anywhere. I was like, I just wanted a mimosa, man. I was up before everyone else. Lame. Thankfully dim Fung hooked it up Oh yeah Dim Tai Fung went there Did you go there another day?

I took Daddy there the last day So you went there three days in a row I went there two days in a row It's so good Dude that pork fried rice Batty got the pork fried rice And they cooked the pork Like they deep fried the pork

I'm not a big fan of pork I like pork fried rice But I'm just not a big straight up pork guy. This was just good. There's a lot of mosquitoes in here all the time. And spiders. And spiders. With broken buttholes.

I just caught a lizard in my bathroom. Nice. Do you got scorpions yet? No. Still, I have not seen a single scorpion since I moved to Texas. Now that I think about it, when we were outside,

I think we saw that lizard's mom when we pulled up earlier. There was a decent sized one. And I was like, that's not a bluebelly. Not every lizard you see is related. You don't know that. It might be like black people. They're all like that. That was my joke.

Thank you for ruining it. They all look the same. Exactly. Caleb Francis had scorpions coming out of his water faucet what yeah so somewhere some places in texas when you turn your faucet on only scorpions come out instead of water i'm moving here yeah yes we had i've only seen one at my house and riding is the one that pointing i was like daddy i was like oh yeah't touch that. But my son hates bugs. Really? Flies.

He'll be like, like, walk away. He's like, go away. Who's that ninja movie? I don't know. It's a little hand. That fly get in my truck. Oh, yeah. In the back.

And he's like. Yeah, he's like, oh, it's a fly. That's a fly. I don't like it. I don't like whatever this is. Scorpion. He was like that. I was like, oh, dad's going to kill that thing. i hate fucking scorpion get it scorpions are little bitches little stinger

they're all babies here yeah i see little ones around here tarantulas though i that's what i've been waiting for i've been wanting to find one so bad she won't let me get another tarantula i've never seen one oh really yeah when it rains is when the ranchillas come out really yeah the rain because they'll go in places where it's not wet so they'll get off the grass and come on your balconies and stuff so like on my old house that's when i like opened the back door because uh that was cookie lived there cookie i was like go outside go potty and i was like cookie why aren't you going outside and like i'm like what the fuck and i like look and there's a tarantula sitting looking up.

I was like, oh, that's why you're not. You're as big as the chihuahua. Got it. Okay, hey, let's put a cup on you and slide you away from here. Go away, Mr. Spider. Yeah, I was like, oh, these are big ass bitches. If I move here, just call me out and I'll come pick it up. Yeah.

Oh, I had a Chilean rosehaired that was like that big. I told Patty earlier I wanted to buy a Goliath bird eating tarantula. Will that fly in my house dating this one probably not but i'll figure it out literally eat eli yes yeah i would i don't get the size of a dinner plate i i don't know why would you want that i love spiders i don't know why i'm weird yeah what happened we were just talking about don't camera died again yeah swap out the battery and what what happened yeah we were at the at the range with uh lena mickleck jerry mickleck like you know best shooter in the world's daughter and she's just as good as he is and it's amazing

she's a monster i saw that video and i was i was very jealous that you guys got to shoot with her i'll be honest dude her guns too are so cool are they yeah because she's like one of the best three gun female shooters in the entire world and they're like she's amazing her guns were awesome get to shoot all the guns and stuff great human yeah yeah awesome person doesn't wear shoes what no she's like she goes to the range like barefoot and i was like like socks no nothing i was like i wear flip-flops and you're just you're straight like inking yeah like an inking aztec tribe like she's very naturey yeah very nature like just likes to drive across the country with her dog at random and just stay in random okay no like hey i gotta have wi-fi and fiber and yeah like running water too it's super cool chick

but we were shooting this uh a part of a skit and so we took my camera and we set it up near the plate about probably like six at least six feet away and we're like ah it'll be fine and so lena's like and a piece of shrapnel came back and hit my camera and pushed like the wall in and we couldn't get the battery out yeah so that was that's why you always wear ipro kids literally and then you shot and i was walking up you remember i caught a piece of your shrapnel yeah and like a random piece of shrapnel donuts like walking up to this where you're shooting and then a piece of shrapnel like hits my hand and i like just catch i was like oh i'll just bring that to donut yeah it was like good little piece man but yeah always wear, always wear eye pro. Yeah. Whistling diesel.

Yeah. Yeah. Science. So Pax. So Pax, back to video games and what we do. Oh yeah, I got sick. That's why my voice is fucked up. We should probably, yeah. Oh yeah.

Do we look at a single video? I could not tell you a single video game that was talked about. There were hardly any, man. Because we were at the... So Bandai Namco was there. Yeah. That was the only developer. Did they announce anything?

They just had the big anime game booth that was in the middle. That was it. That was the only big booth. Then there was the two smaller big booths which was trovo which is my favorite story to explain because eli didn't know what trovo was yep and we gotta hear that one level up dice oh yeah that was it yeah trovo he he's he's told me a little bit but i trovo's just like i'm down to hear some stories it's just a small streaming site. You guys know Twitch? Boom. You ever heard of Microsoft? Everyone has. Google, YouTube, Trovo.

Apparently they're a streaming service for video games. It's right there with DLive. I feel like just from you saying that. He just said another name. There with DLive. Again. I did a video with DLive. Where we did like a month.

Four months with DLive where we did like a month four months with DLive owie I mean I got paid for the whole time so yeah but nobody saw the content no I think at the max for our streams when we were doing it we had probably like 20 people in there dude crush

that's top of the platform that was the biggest skateboarding channel but they have the gaming channel that we just spin off of. I'm surprised you're on this podcast with those numbers. Yeah. You made it. You can cash out now, bro. Dude, skateboarding podcast.

I mean, not podcast, but stream. Skateboarding stream. That's a good idea. That hasn't been done. I know this is a secret that I'm going to throw out there. Don't say it's a secret. It hasn't released yet, so I don't give a fuck anyway. You have a week.

Thrasher was supposed to do a livestream skate event thing, and nothing has come out. So I have my own indoor warehouse, and I've been like, all right, I'm going to buy cameras and just do a stream here because I know that's going to be the next level. Dude, what if you had the backpack on? That's what I'm saying, the backpack. You can switch between two or three cameras in the warehouse

And then the backpack Show me this backpack And I'll do it I got one Have you not seen the rain streams That we run in No Yeah I do a rain stream

With the camera right here Oh yeah And now I have it mounted in my helmet So I have it all mounted Oh yeah you're gonna have to show me that I'll do that all day People would watch that shit All day

He could get bits and don'ts For certain tricks Dude Oh my god And we take 10 yeah exactly as we set everything up so for you guys no i'm moving out here pretty much and just helping them with the skate community and that's just another thing that's what we're gonna do it'll be like tray flip 20 subs if i can kick flip 10 subs oh don't oh my god and then he has a stream deck that switches between the warehouse cameras and the backpack yeah you just do a remote yeah can you remote bluetooth switch yeah yeah no

no i know you can do that but can the stream deck backpacks switch cameras because it's its own built it's a singular thing camera to modem it could be figured out but there is i know because freddy showed me how to wire it uh if you use an HDMI adapter that has multiple camera ports, then you can run it off of all of them. You can run just Bluetooth, HDMI. Gotcha. I just didn't know if it could take those in. Yeah, because Freddy wanted to figure out how to do a cooler range stream.

So it sounds like... Come on, Freddy. Come on, Freddy. Come on the podcast. I know, you son of a bitch. Sounds like I'm going to have to move out here. We're going to have to get another warehouse and build an indoor skate park

so that way when we start doing this we can get all like Tony Hawk donuts nipples just tingled yeah I am so down to I am 100% down for that do that

I wanna do another 5-0 skate shop I know I know the guys at California skate parks which build they I researched

they did like four skate parks out here they do skate parks everywhere okay so you're gonna do that I wanna start a game store. This is perfect. We're always going to start dumb shit. We're going to take over Bernie.

I'm starting my sandwich shop in Bernie. Five-0 Sub Shop? Five-0 Sub Shop, yeah. That's fucking awesome. What are you going to do, Eli? Fucking Eli stuff. Be Eli. Ding!

Take 10% of everything we do. Science. God damn it. Multiple paychecks. God damn, man. So, on the table, there is a jar. Are we pounding that right now? No, God no.

This is a concoction. Donut made it. Donut, that's yours? I will do a shot of that. That doesn't look like my original concoction, though. This is the original. Oh, the purple one? Okay, well. This is the concoction. Donut made it. Donut, that's yours? I will do a shot of that. That doesn't look like my original concoction, though. This is the original. Oh, the purple one? This is the hate juice you brought.

Oh, is that the one that he poured shit into? No, you gave me that. This is the one that you gave me when I first got here. Oh, okay. Yes. You guys didn't put anything in there? It sat in the car for... When did he give me it?

Because it was bright purple. Yeah, it sat in the car for a little bit. Okay. Dude, the sun made it a different color. different color yeah dude we should do a shoddy shot we should because that was great that will be good for you great jolly rangers can you please do it but if you mix that with meds it's actually positive definitely not you know alcohol kills germs batty what do you wipe your hands with i tried it last night when it was hot and i was like some of the flavors going what kind of sip was there was

never any flavor i mean it does there were some skittles it's skittles or starburst no no it was jolly ranchers jolly oh you did

the jollies that's more like it took some of the flavor out of it man that's vodka. Yeah, it's just like vodka with a slight hint of grape. She didn't make a... Y'all are fucked up.

That's because it's grape. Oh, my God. That one, that was that slow. It was like... My hamster was like... Just slowly moving. It's like, oh, my god, this is great. Oh, wow.

That was better than it was when I got it out of the car when it was hot. Yeah, I bet. You don't like hot vodka, right? Just love a warm cup of vodka before bed. When I tried it, when I had brought it in, I was like, I don't know. That's the face. Your boy has heavy pores, and I was like not expecting that. It's just vodka.

That is vodka. I think it's because my darkness and drinking Hennessy now. Like a lot of people don't. When I make drinks, I put stuff in them too. I'm going to go with the grape. You went hard, man. It was just Jolly Ranchers with vodka. That was it. Oh, yeah. Don't put Jolly Ranchers with vodka. That was it.

Oh, yeah. Don't put some Sprite or like a. No, it's a mixer. No, it's good. You do it yourself. Dude, I will say. It's a mixer? Yeah, that's your start.

I thought y'all were supposed to just be drinking it straight. You can. I mean, if you're weird. Like we are. Y'all just did it. I literally. It's dangerous. You just put ice in that and you're just like

that's what i thought you were doing that's what i was gonna do with this that's what i am gonna do with this when i finish it is just throw ice in there and fucking drink my liver i'm just saying it's a base but you can drink it solo i'm glad you guys this is why we need to teach problem solving and critical thinking in school. Because you two just assumed, drink it like this. I mean, you can. I took it and I was like, I can mix this with cherry Zion's and I'm going to love it. And it tastes fucking good. You're a piece of shit.

Yeah, apparently I can critical think too. Well, you know your hamster just is running already. Shut the fuck up. I'm going to say that it's very good. I think they talk shit and they don't like it. It's delicious. I mean, if it's warm, it sucks shit. No, I love it.

I drank the blue one. We mixed the blue one, though. The blue one had G Fuel in it. Oh, my. The one you gave me, he gave me one. Oh, yeah. You took it home and did something with it. Yeah, I was mixing it with my Zions, and I was like, oh, boy. But the first one, I was like heavy, light, and I was like strong, but I like it.

And then I was like 20 minutes later, I was like strong. Your boy's feeling that. That was a lot more vodka than i thought it was gonna be oh my god oh man so uh you playing any video games right now the only thing i really play i'll play warzone when i stream warzone skyrim and uh ghost of tsushima yes my boy and they just had a DLC I put my like

it should be it should be downloaded on my playstation when I get home have you beat it yes none of us have beat it yet I'm on third act

dude the storyline to this whole game oh my goodness like it's it's incredible

like the scenery alone itself too is just beautiful like you're slaying this is episode 12 of us talking about sushi ghost and how we still haven't beaten it yeah yeah Caleb got us into sushi ghost he hasn't even tried it yeah you haven't dude it's literally probably the best game I've ever played okay it wasn't I feel like it should have been way longer but fucking phenomenal if you if you take it to where it's like you look at the cinema and like you're slaying a whole town and then you sit there and you can drink sake on a rock and fucking look at the town burning that got dark that's cool that

got dark i mean but the way it looked like the the scenery of everything just looked beautiful you got the white like leaves blowing in the back and you're sitting there like everything is amazing i had so much fun you're like holy shit this came out on ps4 yes i had so much fun playing that game i i i hope they keep making dlcs or like another one and keep that storyline she goes to i'm at like 46 hours i just looked at my timer i was like i'm not even beat the game of 46 hours in side quest like 20 oh yeah i did all the side quests i I did all the main story, everything. I think I did it probably 72 hours all collectively. Oh, so good.

And you guys said it's on PC, right? No, just PlayStation. PS4. Yeah. You can borrow it after. John was playing that. John liked it a lot. Yeah, John was like, oh, and then he got into it, and then he kept dying.

Yeah. John, this game's not easy. He's like, fuck. Yeah, but then he spent like got into it, and then he kept dying. Yeah. It's like, John, this game's not easy. He's like, fuck. Yeah, but then he spent like four hours on it, and he liked it a lot. I got everything unlocked. No, I have to still find some of the banners, and then that's the last thing I'm doing. It's finding the banners, finding all the little things, like the artifacts, all that whatnot. Are you 100%-er when you play games?

I'm at like 97%. 97? Jeez. Yeah, for that I'm 100%. Do you do it? A lot of the times are you Are you 100%-er when you play games? I'm at like 97%. Well, most of the time. 97, geez. For that, yeah. For that, I'm 100%. A lot of the times are you doing like 100%? For most games, I try to get to 100%, yes. I'll sit there and I'll, 28. God, that's wild.

29, I just had a birthday. Oh yeah. The day before your birthday. Oh shit. Oh shit, September 2nd. Yep. Happy birthday. Happy belated birthday.

Yeah, I just had a birthday while we were at PAX. That was cool, we went at PAX. That was cool We went out celebrating and then we're sitting there celebrating bad. He's like I can't breathe or talk He's like I'm going to the ER now and he just stood up and walked off. We were like, I hope bad He's okay shot We're like, Lori will take care of it. We were in my hotel room. I sat in the hotel room for like an hour and a half going, I should go to the ER. No, I'm not going to do it.

I should go to the ER. I don't want to do it. Then it was like drooling everywhere. I can't fly. I need to go to the ER. I got back to the hotel room shit wrecked. And I get a text from Lori from your number and she's like That he's not doing so good. He keeps blacking out and can't breathe

Yeah, I Hope he'll make it Hey, I text you as I was picking up Thai food or something from downstairs. I ordered like Indian food I was like if you need anything baddie I'm gonna be eating this up and he goes okay bye I love my friends I don't know how you 100% games I can't do that anymore I think The three best friends I've ever known. Fucking hate all of you. Oh, my gosh. I don't know how you 100% games.

I can't do that anymore. I think games get harder and harder the older you get to really stay focused. No, we get dumber and dumber. Oh, 100%. Oh, that's right. This does not help. That's you guys. Oh, no.

My skills stay sharp most of the time. I just watched you struggle getting into a truck. I don't want to hear it. How old are you? 36. No, you're not. Every time I look at you guys, I'm like, we're all the same age. There's no fucking way.

This is fucking Batty's fucking thing. He came up. He was like, you're way taller than I thought you were going to be. I was like, Batty's piece of shit has made this internet community think I am four foot. I'm the height of this white cock. Did I not say the same

thing? Yeah, I said the same exact thing. I thought you were way shorter. Legally a dwarf. Literally. Four two. With platforms on. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Everyone thinks you're so small. I know. They're like, oh, your average height. I was like, yeah, I'm a piece of shit, friends. 6'2 and above. I didn't know Matt was 6'3". I thought he was like my height.

Matt's 6'3"? Yeah. He's that much taller than me? Yeah. Fuck. We got, how tall than me? Yeah. Fuck. We got, how tall are you? I'm 5'11". 6'0 on Tinder.

Yes! Yes! 6'0 on Tinder. There we are! 6'0 on Tinder. Batty's 6'1". Yeah, 6'1". How tall are you?

5'11". 6'0 on Tinder. 6'0 on a good day. My dad's 6'9". My mom ruined my height. Fuck her. But whatever. Your dad's 6'9".

That's what I said. So, fun fact. He played for the Charlotte Hornets for a season when they were the Charlotte Hornets and I was in his nutsack at the time. So I played pro basketball. That makes sense. You won't find him on anything. I think he was, I don't know what he did, but. That was during the Cowboys era of, or not the Cowboys, the Chicago Bulls.

Yes. The Hornets were the one that, like, I think beat them or something one time. One time. When they were, like, undefeated for so many games. Why do I know that? That is such a weird, random life act. You don't even do sports. I know.

I don't. Fuck this. How do you know everything? I don't fucking understand this right now. I hate my brain. This man was talking shit about my camera earlier, and I was like, there's no 30-minute pause on it. It just fucking goes.

Literally 30 minutes into this. He bet against me, too. I don't know what we did. I wouldn't do that. What did you bet? We didn't say anything. You have to suck his dick now. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast

40 minutes and we're talking about i guess this one's going on pornhub should we start uploading there too the unsubscribe podcast will soon be available on youtube amazon google and pornhub and only fans because they did it proper again. Honestly, you guys could. It doesn't have to be anything crazy either.

It's you guys, so it's going to be a little bit crazy. That's what we do, is just kiss at the beginning of each one. OnlyFans. Yeah. Kiss. Man, you guys killed your father I'm not in a dude on you are following what are your favorite games like the skin what did you grow up

the rose for video game fucking no pick a game right now your favorite game you ever want to have gold my fuck yeah and 64 Yes, are you good at it? Wait, not Tony Hawk pro skater. Don't fucking look at me like that. We need a bus one out and start playing Did you do all the cheese? No, I Didn't I didn't became I don't come in nerd for putting cheat codes in games until I was like 13, 14. Can't even speedrun the game. Yeah, no.

Didn't even use big head mode. Yeah. No, actually, that's a lie. I did use big head mode because I definitely remember that. But I think that's probably the only thing I've ever used. Invincible mode was the hard one because that was on. Paintball was super cool yeah but invincible mode that was the one on facility that you had to do on double o double o mode and you had to do under minute four minute nine that was a hard that one was a bitch because

old boy remember that again you know I people would pay me in high school for the cartridges because I was the only kid me and Casey were the the only ones he has balls casey has balls we're the only kids in high school that could unlock all the codes yeah so people would pay us they would hand us our in 64 cartridges it was like 30 bucks from one they give me your lunch money and i'll buy 30 bucks and i'll get you all the codes and we go through it knock it out and hand it back to him like yeah sounds like me back and back then i said for a guitar mainly guitar hill i would people will come to me because i could get all like the songs you couldn't get on one of the main ones was fuck uh ground and pound by dragon force oh yeah that you can throw on there i would

just make their whole shit and then give it back to him do freddie want i never knew freddie was so good at guitar hero i mean he's made like 800 videos about being good at guitar hero yeah i know friends with him i know before i was like until i met him because those videos he did one prior and then he started doing videos for video game high school about it yeah but he used to they used to pay him to travel to germany and all these places to play shows with guitar hero that That you didn't know, did you? I feel like I didn't know. Freddie would go like behind his back and all that stuff and he could

do... Expert all day? Yeah. So he was a world champion guitar hero. Yeah, no, I wasn't. I want to go play it now. I could do every song behind my back. This is not the same anymore. I was on hard and missing shit. I used to be able to expert all day. Yeah, now I can.

I also am like a fake finger now. Yeah, now you got that thing. Yeah, I got this. That they call a pinky. It doesn't really work. It's a fake finger. Yeah, inside is carbon. This is not real in here.

It's not bone. They cut it all out. You can see the... You can get it replaced. Did you punch a deer in the head? I need to. You punched the ground in there. Real hard.

I still don't know the details, but you said that. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. Yes, I figure it was. Became a crayon for a little bit. That's what happens when you run into a car. That's what happens. Watch your God, dude.

Hey, no. Hey, she can't talk shit because she ran into a semi. No, she bumped the camera. I was making fun of her. Oh, okay. Oh, never mind. She ran into a semi. So, Courtney, my dearest fiance here.

Your girlfriend? Yes, girlfriend. The girl you're dating? Veronica over here. Veronica. That's her name. That's right. Matt thought her name was Veronica. That's her name. That's right. Matt thought her name was Veronica.

That is her name. You're driving to work at one point, work in a bar, and apparently there was a semi that was parked on the freeway in the road, and then so she had to go to the left, but there was another semi, and then after that was another semi, so she had to fucking figure some shit out. Choose which truck. Yeah. So it's either slam in the back of one semi or go between two semis. But there was another semi and then after that was another semi so she had to fucking figure out Yeah, so it's either slam in the back of one semi or go between two semis So Duke's a hazard it you parked that shit right between them. Did you die? Did you die is she taking a long nap?

Okay, so other than the Batman. The permanent nap? He's really tired. He's drunk, dunking out. Do you have pictures of your car? No, no, we're hockey pants. Can you pull up a picture of your car so I can show them the picture of your car while we talk about some other shit? It's, yeah, it looked like a shark.

Godzilla, if he was tiny, went and just clawed the side of the fucking car. If Godzilla was tiny? You're just making up creatures now. Yes, if he was like this size. Stop it. What is wrong with you? Yeah. You never know.

How would you do that? That was the worst reference ever. If Godzilla was tiny. What do you mean? If he was this tall? I mean, he'd be like a fucking grizzly bear. That is not Godzilla. That is a baby Godzilla claw right there.

What are you talking about? Going, huh, I'm going to just touch this real quick. That's the weirdest reference ever. You know what I would say? It's like a semi-tire hitting the side of a vehicle. You're doing this elaborate story. So you know Godzilla Godzilla You know Kaiju Fucking Japan

Okay now shrink him to about 5 foot tall Okay Now imagine if he's covered in rubber And slightly inconveniences your day By running into the side of your vehicle Like a deer Transforms into an 18-wheeler. A normal-sized one.

Fucking Godzilla Optimus. And then slid against your car. Why is Godzilla Optimus not on the table right now? Can that be a thing? You're changing every dynamic of the creature. All right. Wait. What the fuck was that?

Y'all need to bring it back down to earth. Hey, we went on the nerd thing. Okay, Pax. So Pax was there. Yeah. I was there for a day yeah you were going to PAX for one day you're like yeah I'm out I was like I can't get breakfast

dim tie fun dim tie I'm calling it dim tie fun dim tie fun that's why we kept going there because they were cool and we walked the whole floor

in like 30 minutes and it's just like I want to go to Texas now. I'm going back. You're like, eh. We ran into so many rude people too, man. Not just that streamer guy. There was a lot of rude people there.

I didn't have a single fucking issue. Other than rude streamer guy. But I also didn't do a whole lot because I was dying. That's true. That is the lamest con because everyone was dying. I drank five drinks the entire six. I've never been to a con that I was so disappointed in. So sober and disappointed.

I've been to a local little, there's a little con in Vermont called Bakuretsu Gan. It's just like a little anime gaming thing. And it's a small Vermont in like a tiny hotel con. It was, I swear to God, it was busier than this it was i didn't go we didn't even go to a single after party i don't even know if there was i got invited to one and i didn't go because i was in the er yeah like i didn't go to a single one the drugs were great oh yeah you got the good good yeah it was not good good i was vomiting on myself that's always fun what are you talking about it was not it's i was vomiting on myself that's always fun what are you talking

about it was not it's not fun i was surprised at how like again that is the worst pax experience i've went since 2010 yeah to pax prime last year was the first one i didn't go to and this year i was like showing up i was like god this is gonna be so bad i was like shit i'm so much i was so excited nope because when you and i i think drove up whoever i was i think it was you like we pulled up or we were walking to the con i was like yo this is fucking dead like yeah but that's why we were walking up and i was like this is fucking dead i am so sorry this is but i didn't realize it was going to be dead inside i thought vendor still showed up the empty room like the they had like cordoned off half the con like not more than half of the actual

like uh exhibition floor space and it was just empty there's photos on twitter and shit of just like three chairs in the middle of the entire convention hall empty it was like why wouldn't you just can't you know it was gonna be bad uh check your emails pax sent out an email saying 25 off on your next pax ticket like they should have canceled and thank god those enforcers are really yelling at us about getting out of the way of those we were standing when we were watching the guilty gear let's explain what the enforcers are real quick okay pax has like staff and support help and everything that that guides people and tells them where to walk and stuff

they're always called enforcers video games nerd shit they're called enforcers it's funny well somebody else some of them were a little overzealous a little you give a little power to some people. Dear God. We were watching Guilty Gear. Was the game? I had to download that game still. Didn't it sound fucking? Oh, my God.

Guilty Gear is. We were watching a tournament for Guilty Gear. The only tournament. There was like 40 fucking people watching this tournament, which should have been thousands of people watching these tournaments. And Guilty Gear. gear perfect got it right now and we had kind of stood off to the side and we were kind of watching it from like the the big empty space where people usually walk but there was nobody there to walk so we were just kind of sitting there chilling and this guy comes up he's like hey you can't block the path and i i just kind of looked around. For what people?

Like, who are we blocking right now? Like, maybe just take it down a notch. Like, I get it. It's normally busy. It's not right now. It's like Sunday at a PAX event. Fuck off. It's like, imagine a highway.

Now take that highway and place it out in the middle of... But there's only bikes on it right now. Yeah. Three bicyclists. Three bicyclists. And it is in the middle of nowhere. Like, one on it right now yeah three bicyclists and it is in the middle of nowhere dude like one person comes by and you're like okay the next person will be here in about three hours and we're just standing there like oh this is a good tournament going down i

guess we'll just leave yeah the same thing happened to me when i was waiting outside for the badges i was standing over the line for the highway basically we're the at the top of the escalators and standing right like almost on the line and there's nobody walking're the at the top of the escalators and standing right like almost on the line and there's nobody walking there's like 12 feet of highway and this one of the enforcers comes up this little female and she's like you need to get behind the line if you're not moving and i'm like i'm on the line no one's moving there's no one here it was the same exact scenario the enforcers some of them were a little feisty. I get it. There's 100,000 fucking people, 80,000, whatever. But read the lack of crowd.

Read the five people. Tone it down. Not everybody's having a great time. Let's not make it a worse time. No, and we had the security guards that recognized us leaving that one time. And then we're like, like oh we can probably use that exact same door just to go back in because they were they were super cool shout out to whoever those security people yeah there was one taking uh photographs for the con too yeah one guy super

everyone was super fucking nice yeah we tried to go back that second time and that uh that new guy was there there's a new security guard there and that bruh the power trip on that dude immediately no you gotta go that way we're like they like yelled at us right off the bat okay where's the other guy yeah where's the not cunt yeah you're just like you said man something was what was the guy doing on the street when we were walking i fucking oh no um some dude was like trying to sell us a cd on the street and we're all walking i was like nope oh yeah baddies uh you okay we're we turned down like when we like a guy they came up or they'll say try to talk see uh seattle is cds they or they'll try to talk. Seattle is CDs. They'll put CDs in your hand and then they expect you to buy it. Or they'll be like, oh, talk to us about this one thing that no one gives a fuck about.

Oh, it was like some Save the Puppies charity thing. From New York-ish. And usually, you know, it's like, oh, no, thank you. I'm good. No, thank you. Donut's like, no, thank you. I'm like, oh, I don't have time. I'm sorry.

And then you have Batty just like doing his fucking dwarven march Hey would you like to save the puppies No And just keeps walking across the street I'm like holy shit I was like no one's gonna approach that man Ever again now at this con And it worked perfectly

I'm pretty sure it was like a save the puppy he's killed so many fucking puppies man not as many as matt not as many as that and kittens yeah he's killed so many kittens character but i was sick because i offered like 14 cds and i was like i don't i don't have a cd player there you're either buying PAX badges or CDs there. They're like, yo, yo, yo, pop. Like CD. And you're like, I don't have a CD player. Were they predominantly darker skinned folks?

Surprisingly, it was a lot of white people. No, of course. No. No. You were like, really? It's just that. It's very shocking to me. Yeah, we went to New York, and everywhere they had those CDs, dude, out there.

And I already knew their whole jade. They just started handing out USBs, like fucking. I had a Jamaican dude like, here, take my CD. And I'm like. Who has CD players anymore? Who the fuck has a cd player i've not your car probably still doesn't have a cd player it's probably gone now yeah no does the raptor happen nope i think so none of my cars have had cd players since i was in high school yeah it's been a minute when you took the faceplate off and you put it yeah nobody would steal your cd player faceplate god i never thought about

that is not a good business model it's can somebody explain why that's a thing though why did you take the seat the faceplate off your cd player so they can steal yours you just said that but but that was the act would people actually steal just the i actually don't know no but they can't use the radio unless they have a faceplate. So that's why you take the faceplate with you so they'll be more inclined to not take the entire CD player. Like, actually, that's the actual reason. I don't know. I mean, you know. You got to think.

It makes sense in my brain. We're not criminals. If they steal it already, you got to think they might already have a faceplate for it. That's true. The faceplate might be way cheaper to replace than the unit. I don't know. Oh, maybe that. That was to replace than the unit. I don't know. That was kind of a dumb idea. I don't know. I've lived in a ghetto

for like five years, if that, and then my mom got us out. It was my one to five. It was my zero to five. You don't have the code to tell us? Yeah, no. She was like, yeah, no, Oakland's bad. Get the fuck out of here.

We went to the whitest neighborhood that we can go in, and you have me. Skateboards. You almost had that platinum black card. Almost had it. Almost. Almost. It was ripped away.

Dude, the funny thing is, in high school, I gave out Negro cards. Oh, you were telling me about this. Wait, I can't wait i used to i used to make i need to hear this we'll tell party what to do later with these so okay is it a verb or an out whatever you want to take it in high in high school i used to go around and- You gave out passes? Yes. I would knight my friends, and I had laminated n***a cards that literally said n***a pass on it. And I would date it and sign it and be like, you can say n***a for the rest of the year. And literally- Wait, you got a year's subscription to this shit?

Yes. And I had a couple people that would subscribe each year. Yeah. Yes. Uh-huh. That was a thing that I did. And I had a couple people that would subscribe each year. Yeah. Yes. That was a thing that I did. How well does this hoard up in the court of Twitter, though? I don't know.

If this would have gone worldwide, I feel like it's a good system. If you're like, oh, if somebody walks up and is like, oh, yeah, that over there. And you're like, I got my card, though. It's going to be hard. You get shot for it. And you're like, I got my card, though. It's going to be hard. You get shot for it. I'm just like, put my card. I just picture you walking home after school, like, taking your boots off, put them down.

Your mom's like, how was school? And you're like, not right now. It's been a long day of work. Here's rent, mom. You're paying your bills? How do you earn this money don't ask i'm trying to make the world a better place say the same word that we say yes a subscription-based program i will make you one and send it here. No, no, I'm good. I'm all right. I am all right. I'm good. Batty's not using cards. So if you guys needed to know what the type of guy I was, there you go.

Glad we saved that for the end of the podcast. Welcome to Unsubscribe, where the topics are made up and the guests don't matter. So why doesn't he matter then? Sell the card right now. I'll sell you a card real quick. I feel like if I opened a business for that, there would be a long line though. I don't know.

I'm going to disagree with you. You don't think. I'm gonna disagree with you. You don't think so? Nope. Richard, let's go get our pro cars today. Thank you for watching. Subscribe today. We gotta go. We got Batty Streams. We got Donut Operator. Where can we find you at? At Nickel Jones or at Nigel Jones

TV on YouTube. Spell it out. N-I-G-G-L-E Jones. There you go. Eli double taps you. Hi-ya. Love you guys.