Unsubscribe Podcast - 26 - Yagermeister ft. Brandon Herrera

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

OK BRANDON IS BACK. ELI IS STILL DUMB AND CANT SPELL YAGERMEISTER/JAGERMEISTER. BADDIE GOT TO DRUNK AGAIN. DONUT IS SOOOOO CUTE STILL.  CHECK OUT BRANDON HERRERA https://www.youtube.com/c/BrandonHerrera   ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah, Diddle Kittles. Diddle Kittles. Oh, that sounds like it's a crime. Ready? Only in 50 states. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribed. Hi, everyone.

Welcome to every... This is a fucking creatine shake. That's why we don't drink those. Yeah, they're fucking awful. They're the worst things. And now that's all you have. Brandon drinking the bang mick seltzer leftovers from the last podcast you guys may have heard about no that's the best one this is literally all fucking you fuck you told me these were good oh you tricked him i literally walked out i was like who's drinking those fuck things i was like put him away and he was just shaking his i was like oh who's drinking those fuck things? I was like, put them away. He was just shaking his ass. I was like, oh, Brandon is okay.

We'll let it happen. Fuck it, I'm down. So we got Brandon here today. Yeah, they're bad, man. You're not going to be able to. They're fucking, it's sugar. It tastes like. Somebody approved that.

Yeah, but they're sugar free. They're just like, I don't know why they're that nasty. There's a slight alcohol flavor in there pour more alcohol sugar in there it will kill that and now you're just drinking pure skittles and not good kittles yeah diddling kittles yeah it's diddle kittles i think that's the name diddle kittles introducing bang diddle kittles purple fucking bang thought again i know we talked about this already but who at bang thought kittles was a good fucking idea? Have you watched their Instagram?

Yes. Yes, I have. Yeah, that's okay. Stop that question right there. Bro, if you think the gun bunny community is bad, watch the Diddle Kittle. Bang fucking IG. The Diddle Kittle. How do we sell product?

Just chicks with tits and everything. They literally, that is all the bank account is. You're like, oh, these are the influencers. Back at, I don't remember if it was TwitchCon or Pax East,

they kind of got in trouble a little bit because there's not supposed to be booth bunnies. You're not allowed to have chicks in bikinis and shit at gaming conventions anymore. Why? Because. Because it's 2019

you fucking bigot. You piece of shit. The Bang Girls weren't booth bunnies. You like tits? That's kind of gay, bro. I guess it was unfair to the other booths. I don't know. Either way, they weren't allowed to have booth bunnies,

so they put a stage up for their entire space, and they were dancers, not booth bunnies. It's literally us trying to trans. The whole time. Everyone was like, I mean, okay. Have you seen the thing where the CEO of Bang Energy looks exactly the way you would think? Oh, he does, too.

The chicken scratch haircut and everything. He's the dude that looks like he does a lot of cocaine, drinks a bunch of alcohol, and hangs out on Miami clubs. He drinks diddlekidls. A lot. He's the guy who approved these drinks. He's like, yeah! We'll probably get sponsored next week by the kids who are pointing this out.

He's like, fuck you! Who the fuck is up? Okay, let's go. We're like, okay, our new sponsor is paying very handsomely diddle kittles i'm gonna i'm gonna does the fact that the microphone bar uh it goes all the way to the red every time you guys talk that's good yeah that's good that means awesome i'm watching it's like it's redlining as we're fucking speaking. I'm like, okay. Yeah, red means awesome. It means it's funny.

Totally works. I think that's what that means. None of us do technology, so. Green is too quiet. Yellow is good. Yeah. Red is great! Apologies to headphones users.

Fuck headphones users. Fuck your ears. Can you imagine somebody just watching this? Grandpa over here doesn't understand how the fucking waveform works. Piece of shit. That's why my audio sucks in my videos. You never hit the red.

I turned Brandon up so much. He's like, the green's good, guys. Fucking nerd. Now I'm actually worried I fucked that up. I'm sorry, Delance. It's what it's based off of now science oh no so we all had an amazing breakfast other than baddie because he slept hell baddie what time is it 1 p.m i got i got up at 1 p.m hmm that's four now yeah we were there for a minute jesus you had to get up later than 1 p.m it's not four is it four yeah it's four now oh my god we were there for a minute. You had to get up later than 1pm. It's not 4. Is it 4?

Yeah, it's 4 right now. We were there for a little bit. I didn't realize that. Oh my god. We had a good breakfast though. We met Idris Elba. Yeah. This feels like we're going to have to cut this segment out. No, we actually met him.

It was like the Walmart version. But then he came and hung out with us his name is tico keto keto keto and he is a phenomenal human he's a really good dude yeah really good dude we had a lot of fun i was like oh shit like this is fucking but he looks and i made the joke across the bar because he was sitting there don't point it out i was laughing i was like bro you look like hoss and then brandon what'd you say i loved you in thor no no yeah it was you know he was like oh but i see everything in this bar and i'm like oh like the guy from thor identical though like to a teen who's like i get this oh dude just like him yeah Yeah. Yeah. Bro. Like to a fucking T.

He looks just like him. Did he sound like him? He had a deeper voice. Not as much. Not as deep. No. He's a realtor. He looks like a hydrosilver.

Is this where we just like dock some random San Antonio agent? He's a great guy. Phenomenal dude. He was cool. And then the most important, we got our food. We got our man Moses. And the most important we got our food we got our man Moses and the most important part though how many man Moses

yeah perfect okay so yeah so about that's that about three

got it you can smell the three stay at three I think they offered us. And then fucking homeboy bought us four shots. Green tea shots. Bought us green tea shots. Which I've never had in Batty.

I feel like I've had them before. As an Asian man slash Mexican. There we go. They're delicious. Idris Elba was like the farthest thing from a white chick I could think of and bought us the most white chick shot ever. That did happen. Should we shout him out? His real estate? Oh yeah.

Let's give him a shout out. Guys, if you're in the San Antonio area and loves Hobbs and Dobbs. What's his name? I got a movesuit. Hobbs and Dobbs. What's it called? Hobbs and Dobbs. Kittles and Dittles. Kittles and Dittles. Hobbs and

Dobbs. Baddies and Maddies. Give this guy a followdles If you like Hobbs and Dobbs Baddies and Maddies Give this guy a follow If you like dipping dogs What's his name? Kito Smith Smith Kito Smith If you're looking for a realtor

In the San Antonio area K-I-T-O Smith Super good dude Looks exactly like that guy Yeah that guy And then we found out One of our favorite servers at Egg Spectation. Yeah.

He's actually like a really great server, too. Brian. Brian. One of the straightest guys you will ever meet. Closeted homosexual. Closet. You know he's there, but he's hiding it. You can't tell at all.

Every week. Every week. Every week. We push that line. Eli, you're telling me people watch this. This is going to be on. We're getting canceled, man. And Brandon decided to volunteer to come and get canceled with us this week. I can't wait.

I'm a follower. I can't wait till we change the name of our podcast from unsubscribed to canceled. Unsubscribe to D-Platform. Welcome to the D-Platform, the podcast. Guys, we're at four million subscribers and we're still super confused at what's going on right now in our lives. We still can't do audio. But Brian, so we had Brandon Rogers. Everyone knows Brandon Rogers

He's on YouTube Yeah great dude He's fucking hilarious Gigantic YouTuber We asked the Age old Friendship question That you ask any of your guy friends

Who would you fuck first? Nothing like unsubscribe And just dudes fucking dudes Yeah Honestly it's like Brandon This is like Have you guys heard of cum yet?

Yeah, have you ever heard of the word... Simmon? Cum. Buttholes. This is not the first minute, so we're good on ad revenue. You guys are monetized? No.

I think we can be. Soon, yeah. We are technically. El No. Maybe. I think we can be. Soon, yeah. Yeah. We are technically. Eligible. Yeah, eligible. But we were at Matt's house. Yeah, and this is Matt Best.

It's JT. It's fucking Donuts Me. It's a couple other people. And Brandon looks at Batty, and he says Batty is the one he would smash over every guy in that room damn right congratulations i felt pretty good that moment i'm i was like rocky running up the stairs and you motherfuckers were down on the ground like just wheezing it was i felt like i just lost my friend I was like, really? Fucking Batty? Batty's the one?

Bro! So he just likes a Batty daddy. He likes them big boys. Even Matt was like, what the fuck? Yeah, Matt was like, really? What? Matt wasn't happy about that one. It was great.

I felt great. So we asked Brian today the exact same question. Batty was in last place. Very different taste in men for Brian. As it turns out, the gays are a spectrum. Who would have figured? Wait, you're telling me different people like different things? As it turns out, yes.

You're telling me not everybody has to agree with what you think on the internet I thought stunning's did the spectrum just like my son oh the fuck are you part time oh yeah this is the one this is the one I'm glad to be here with you guys to the end where's our Judas

we gotta blame this on someone it's party's fault this is our last table the editor put all this in here we didn't say anything It's party's fault. This is our last table. The editor put all this in here. We didn't say anything. Just lip dubs. So who got first?

Who got first with Brian? Because I'm obviously last. Thanks, Brian. Your boy got first. Okay, so you got first. I got last. It was literally the order where you're sitting. He's like, oh, just this order that you're sitting is me, Donut, then Brandon. Oh, so he doesn't like facial hair.

He said that. That's literally the. I don't know. I just told him. He said Eli, Donut, Brandon, then me. He doesn't. Least facial hair. A little bit more.

That does progressively get bigger. So he doesn't like masculine features. He doesn't like real men. So he's actually like masculine features. He doesn't like real men. So he's actually closeted straight. Eli is a little girl. Yeah. Well, that's what I said. I was like, oh, this is the train you'd want running.

We could put conductor helmets on. Toot toot. I didn't realize. You said that. Oh, yeah. He started laughing his ass off. Yeah. Brian was like.

And now we can never go back to eggs. We're going to show up next time and be like, no. No, the other server's like, you have made his day. For the record, I didn't understand the closeted diss I just made. I'm sorry, you're very masculine. I'm sorry. Never mind. What the fuck?

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Oh my god. Dude, bros, exactly. Oh, it's so fun. It's so fun. How much did you play? It dropped yesterday, right? Yeah, I played like an, I only did like an hour and a half yesterday. But it's the same exact game that came out in 2000.

This is Diablo 2, right? Yeah. Resurrected. Does it have the Lords of Destruction stuff in it? It comes with it. It comes with it. I'm definitely going to get it. Lords of Destruction just made Diablo 2 right? Yeah. Resurrected. Does it have the Lords of Destruction stuff in it? It comes with it. I'm definitely going to get it. Lords of Destruction

just made Diablo 2. And it's so cool because you press one button and it switches back to old Diablo 2 graphics. Like it's the same exact game.

And it's so cool. It's just instant. Like old Diablo. New Diablo. Old Diablo. As it should be. I can't wait. I'm going to have

to try then. I remember the first time I like dove hardcore into diablo 2 i i had a sorcerer build it was a meteor sorcerer build and it just went i think i had to like a little 95 or 6 i know i think it capped at 99 i don't think you can get 100 right i don't know dude it's been but i remember that's like into the 90s was like i didn't have a life i was a kid so it didn't fucking matter but like that was I knew

who care in the 90s than a couple 80s and it was insanity I would always go for well that's when PvP was like that game EverQuest and Ultima online we're like that was an introduction of how you could troll on PvP dude you ever want to view. You stand right on the gate and people would walk And then you just drop meteors or what I used to do because you couldn't always get around them fast So what I would zigzag in front of the exit of the that that that way they can go So they had to go through the fire to get to the exit and then they'd Hesitate then it was just like Meteors that I would just rain hell on them. And so is it training simulator for bullies? Yeah 100% a terrible bully and then you'd collect their ear

yes and that's when i realized like how bad if you want a social deconstructive when like society falls of how humans are going to act oh that is the that video games are like a prime example it's like no we're civilized social and like anonymity and you're just like murder every fucking person it was like legit like the World of Warcraft thing you have things I like it was like the World of Warcraft thing where like there was that virus or whatever that broke

out in the CDC and actually they used that as a study as like what the fuck will people behave like when shit like this happens which apparently didn't work very well no weird you're telling me that when something terrible happens on the road like a virus things kind of break down a little bit okay guys we're just talking in hypotheticals right now it's like yeah let's bring you to reality we thought they would buy things like water and solar panels instead they just bought a lot of ammo and toilet paper Yeah those are the two things

They want to kill people and shit apparently. Those are my favorite things to do Fair enough. In video games In video games I'm glad all my neighbors in the video games are stocking up all that stuff for me Oh no! My neighbor has all that water in the video game

Well you're not prepared. What are you going to eat when society breaks down? I don't know. Your food, probably. Okay. God damn it, dude. Dude, wasn't that OG Diablo 2? You could take this stuff off of people?

Yeah, absolutely. In certain PvP zones when people died. Yeah, you take their shit. That's what I loved about that like truly showed how pieces of shit humans are and I love it.

I know. Oh, was there a timer? Like they had a certain amount of time to get back to their stuff to collect their gear. I never PVP'd.

This is sounding like Tarkov. Yeah. That's why Tarkov does so good because you get a if they added that's all you need is add shit talk into Tarkov. I cannot wait for VoIP.

Being able to shit talk somebody after you've murdered them... It's going to be a streamer nightmare. I'm ready for it. It's a switch. I'm worth it. Worth the risk. Absolutely. You know there's going to be one idiot running around with a hard bass just playing the whole time, and I'm ready for it.

I'm talking about gamer words. Oh, yeah. I know and i'm ready for it i'm talking about gamer words yeah oh yeah i know i'm ready yesterday in the gulag i straight like pumped around a corner shot a dude killed him instantly he was like man that was a really good shot gamer word i was like oh that was a compliment followed immediately with the back i was like ow that hurt that hurt my chest laughing I was like that I was actually getting praised for a second and then I hit really hard at the end of it drop that F bomb on you yep drop that bomb on me it's like dear God bro just drop the game it was I was reading a fucking like thread on reddit about that it was like oh is the British word for cigarettes

Oh, got it cigarettes yeah Who else did say that FPS Russia? No? Yeah, we don't we don't call out names for us I don't know what do you mean? We don't call we do that all the time Do we okay never mind? We're good It's like a commonly known thing his name is RPG America, it's fine Hello my friends welcome to APS, Georgia RPG RPG Georgia. We have great times out here. Oh, no.

But no, that sucks because it's like you do have to. That's the one thing I was terrified about about Twitch is like you have to delete certain things. Like even though, you know, you're not maliciously saying things, there's things in your vocabulary day to day. OK, so just a real problem on Twitch. In the 90s and early 2000s, that's when we were all raised, except for Brandon, because he's a child. There. We all said some stupid shit. Like, it just did happen to Cain.

Not me. Yeah, Eli, shut the fuck up. It's a fucking saint. Even as late as, like, Modern Warfare 2 lobbies. It was recent, right? Modern Warfare was dangerous. And it was just, it was different. It was a different time.

It's like when we talk about, could they make Tropic Thunder now? No, it could never happen. It was a different time. And Xbox Live was like 1920s of America. It was a different time, right? And you just can't say shit like that. Bravely so. But if people don't love doing it online and voice chats a lot.

Still. While they're being recorded. You should probably not do that. Don't do that. I get such a past week. Like that fucking Goldberg and Crispy looking at each other. Oh, yeah. Yeah, my comment won. Crispy's like, caption at each other. Oh, yeah. Yeah, my comment won.

Crispy's like, caption this. I was like, okay. It was like Goldberg looking down at Crispy. I was reading the comments. I was like, oh, well, when your yard worker sucks at his job. And it catapulted to the top. I was like, thank God I'm Mexican. I can say this.

No one else can say this. What is that, an M pass? Yeah, exactly. You can make lawn jokes. You get the M card over there. See, I'm like kind of there. Like we're kind of on the same page. It's like half Mexican.

So we get like, I guess we're moist back. I don't really know. We're moist back. You're't really know what that is. We're moist backs. You're just damp. These damn moist backs. Oh, I love that. Yes. It's a new word.

I love it. I love that. Welcome to the podcast. The two white people are remaining very quiet during this segment. Like, baddies shifting nervously. People are remaining very quiet during this like look kick kick batty shifting On did you I think it was my fucking Eli Mexicans represent right now shut up and drink your fucking kittles Will to wait, what's the other one? I didn't even try the bad ones Mexicans represent right now. Shut up and drink your fucking kittles. I will, too.

Wait, what's the other one? I didn't even try the bad ones. You got the strawberry. It's real bad. Take a sip. Try the, uh, is that strawberry? I'll do this one. Oh, no.

Drink. Froze. Rose. I do a sip of that. I'm going to do this one. Oh, I can smell the sugar already open. That was the worst. Right there.

Sprays that nasty. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. there's no sugar in it though yeah but what is that sugar alcohol there has there is because it's 100 calories though which is like that's a normal drink with no sugar but it's so sweet like what do they do just like fucking it's whatever's not alcohol and water is aspartame alcohol from cane sugar as i said they're just pouring the sugar alcohol in there because it doesn't represent calories and then it just turns better than that one really there's something wrong with you they all suck it's awful oh it's not good let me do this let me be clear because that's's why I like white claw, like beer. It's because it's not like fucking sugar in your face.

Purple Kittles. But why? Oh, no. Fuck my life. When you go from a white claw to that. Yeah. Like, Batty, take a sip first of your white claw. And Donut, do the same.

White claw. And then do that. Bro, that is like... Fuck my... This is going to be a three-parter. We're going to have to talk about Bang Mix's next episode. It tastes like Halloween. What does that mean?

I love Halloween. No, it tastes like just all the candy. You take all the candy and you're just eating so candy, and you get that flavor in your mouth. Halloween, when you're, like, 17, and you take it out back and, like, mix a vodka in it. Like, are we cool kids? Fuck yeah, bro. Just putting Jolly Ranchers in cups of vodka?

Weird. Who did that? I will actually thank you so much for that, because that was a delicious vodka mixture that I really enjoyed. I don't know why I didn't think that was a mixer. I did. Brandon was, Braddy was just drinking it straight and I was like, we were both like, that's a mixer

bad. He's like, what? It's like, that's still just straight vodka at the end of the day. What do you mean? He's doing cups of it. I'm not a smart human. I was drinking it straight a little bit there, but it makes a good mixer. Did we talk about that on here yet? Yeah.

Yeah, I took a bunch of Jolly Ranchers and put them in vodka, and it came out really, really good. Don't do Skittles. Do Jolly Ranchers. No, it was good. It was really good, especially as a mixer. It was great as a mixer. It was better than fucking Bang Mix. It was so much better.

Oh, my God. Anything. The list of things better than Bang Mix is. We're better off trying to find things that are worse than Bang Mix. That's the funny part. There's like five times the amount of vodka. Like five times the amount of alcohol. But it tasted better than whatever the fuck it is.

Honestly, yeah. Straight vodka tastes better than Bang Mix. This is marketed towards my 10-year-old son or John. Your autistic 10-year-old son. They're like, man, this is great. They want to know. The kids would be raving about this. We're getting cancelled!

Cancelled! That podcast is after this podcast. Shit wreck teenagers. John robbed a bank. Brandon's like, oh no. How goes your ATF pick? I like mine.

Before today? Way better. What's that A stand for in ATF? What's the first rule of gun safety? What's the first rule of firearm safety is to have fun. Okay, we had Diablo on the list. Batty, what was his fucking option two? What's the first rule of firearm safety is to have fun. Okay. We had Diablo on the list. Batty, what was the fucking option to?

When was the last time you took a day off for a video game or what was the game? Because honestly, I remember skipping school to play video games like Diablo. I remember taking days off of work. I would take three or four days off for a game launch. Why do you think I dropped out of high school? Did you really? Yeah. I dropped out of high school.

No shit. Yeah, my husband dropped out, bro. I got a GAD. He's got a GAD. Good for you. He's got his GAD. You're suffering for it, clearly. Made it in life.

You're doing very poor for yourself. My family's like, God damn it. He's the one. Family has degrees. He's the one. Family has degrees. He's the one, seriously. Same with me. I'm the almost- How the fuck do we give advice to other people?

Yeah. Stay in school. Fuck. I can't. I'm like, well, Ryan's mom's like, what do we do? I'm like, I don't fucking know. School, maybe. I don't know.

Fucking, let's make him. he's really good at video. Let me just sculpt him and we can do really good things with this. He'll make way more money. Because I was a fucking shit show in high school. Yeah, I was like, play video games, Fantasy Star, EverQuest, ruined high school at first. Then Fantasy Star Online, ruined high school next. And then my last year it was my junior year i think and they were like hey you're missing alternative school a lot which is

the easiest school you could ever do if you've never done alternative school so So after I flunked out of juvie, things got really hard. Alternative school was like, I remember the first year I went to alternative school. They're like, you have missed so much school. You have to go to alternative school. I was like, fuck, I'm the dumb kid at school. What time does it start? Noon.

Every day I was like, maybe I'm the smart kid at school. Okay, wait, noon? I don't have to wake up till noon. They're like, day. I was like, maybe I'm the smart kid. It's good. Okay, wait. Noon? I don't have to wake up until noon. They're like, yeah. I was like, for a year? They're like, yeah. I was like, go on.

Tell me more about alternative. And then we got to that teacher. And the teacher, I forget his fucking name. Mr. Used to be a gym. He probably watches our podcast. Mr. Gym coach. And he was like, okay. The gym teacher taught alternative school? Yes. Oh. used to be a probably watches our podcast Mr. Gym Coach

and he was like okay the gym teacher taught alternative school and then the rules were wait wait wait it's like the spider man fucking gym coach I don't know this guy's probably fucking war criminal now or some shit but here's the video I gotta show you bro the best part was

other than Thursdays we had to read at 1pm the rule was for alternative school is as soon as you got all your homework done you could leave it took me 30 minutes because i was still really good at re i just hate hey i fucking hated homework yeah that was it i was like i would never do that but when the jesus is like you can leave when you get x amount of work done i was like what are the things like math i do it do it do it turn it in at 12 35 and he's like yeah all is you're good to go but high five it fucking bounced for a year i was like why the fuck am i going back to high school if this is my life now and then i missed too many days of that and they're like we have to kick you out of this

i was like fuck shit okay well uh everquest and metal gear solid 2 is what got me kicked out of alternative school so my issue i actually had a high school graduation party before i was allowed to graduate high school because it was the end of school year and my math teacher fuck you bro uh failed me by like 0.7 points like i went to high school the failing grade was a 70 which was higher than the rest of like the state of vermont it was a 65 or 60 everywhere else but fucking essex fuck you 70 and i had like a 69.3 or some shit and i remember my dad called the school and talked to my math teacher thanks dad i graduated three weeks late but we that dad talk fucking dude i've met your dad that's yeah i believe it dad talk with my math teacher and

it was just like we you know we had all the family because most of my family is from South Carolina so everybody had come up for my high school graduation and I hadn't graduated yet. So it was a real awkward party. And that was because of Oblivion and Modern Warfare. And Halo 2. There was a lot of not doing homework going on back then. God, that blows my mind. Modern Warfare

was when you were graduating from high school Modern Warfare came out in what like 2004 or 5? I think 05. No 06 because I was deployed. So that sounds right I was I had just started the 6th grade

when Eli was deployed I mean I was I didn't graduate until 08 so I had just started the sixth grade. When Eli was deployed? Yeah. I mean, I was, yeah, I was 16. I didn't graduate until 08, so. I remember going to an MWR in fucking Balak, Iraq. I was like, fuck yeah, this guy is fucking cool. And you're in modern warfare. I'll take the square pizza and the nachos and a Coke.

Fucking Brandon. Super expensive fucking prices. I haven't heard the MWR. I haven't heard that acronym in a long time. Yeah, bro. Morale, welfare and recreation over there. Oh, God. I hated that.

Oh, God. It was so lame. So what caused you almost to fail school, don't it? World of Warcraft. Rating and vanilla World of Warcraft. Yeah, I almost failed high school because of that um i had a really good guild and we were running a lot of guilds name yeah i don't remember so they weren't that good yeah no okay okay okay we were we beat molten

core and like we were working towards that for a long time and i started waking up super late for school and i remember yeah um this was when uh cs uh counter-strike 1.6 was really big or 1.5 1.6 or whatever and we installed it on the school computers because i was bringing it in for computer class every day and we had a a it was like a network for the entire county and so we installed cs 1.6 on it and we crashed all the internet for all the schools in our entire county because we were playing CS. That's what I'm fucking talking about.

Yeah, just camera strike stuff. Dude, World of Warcraft, that's how I got fired from Olive Garden. Yeah. Wait, you worked at an Olive Garden? Bro, I did serve... Bro, my favorite serving job

and by favorite, I mean the one I hated the most was Steak and Shake because I had to wear the you worked at a steak bro is there pictures of you working on a steak with your big old fucking ears dude that is when i had big years and i had the red bow tie and i quit in the most shitty way because i hate i was i was i'm a good server okay first off fuck you anyone i was like bam bam bam what you need i got it fucking nail it you like

double fries and a coke done fucking every fucking time you were every motherfucking time i'm gonna nail it and then i remember i was late no this was steak and shake it was good then world of warcraft came out during olive garden time frame and i missed i was late a lot and then olive garden was like you're fucked steak and shake it was i remember it was awake a lot. And then Olive Garden was like, you're fucked. Steak and Shake, it was, I remember it was like a busy fucking day and I already got the job at, I got the job at Olive Garden. I'm like, okay, it's two weeks.

I got this. I'm doing stuff. I'm moving up in the world. Fucking Olive Garden. I have five tables. Yeah, bro. Unlimited. And I know my wine's so good at this point. And I'm'm like fucking serving five tables and i'm like why am i serving five tables everyone else is doing three and then they set me at another table and i went to the girl that was supposed to serve that table i was like you need

to take this fucking table she's like i'm too busy i have two already i was like i have five she's like doesn't matter eli you have to take that one over. I was like, okay. I quit. I sat down and I left. I was like, fuck you all. I don't have to do this anymore. Why do fintechs like Float choose Visa? As a more trusted, more secure payments network, Visa provides scale, expertise, and innovative payment solutions. Learn more at Visa.ca slash FinTech. Worked at Olive Garden until I got fired thanks to World of Warcraft.

And then I joined the military. Is this an anime post? Yeah. Jesus Christ. And then I joined the military. Wait, you went from Olive Garden to... Olive Garden to infantry. Olive Garden makes me want to fucking kill people.

Oh, God. I know how to do that now. God damn it. It's like the Jungle Recon. You want to kill people and not go to prison? Fuck yeah, who don't? Who don't? Don't do it.

You ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Fucking badass, man. Almost as badass as my mustache. It's like a mustache with titties? Fucking badass, man. I'm almost as badass as my mustache. It's like a mustache with titties. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, I almost fell in high school

because I wanted to work out. Yeah, fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yeah. I'm the only one that fell in high school? Yeah. Fuck yeah. We got diplomas

on this side of the table, baby. Oh, no. Even you? Yeah. Move away from that dirty, damp back. Brandon slides his chair across the floor like

We got here a Mexi-can and a Mexi-can. You're looking pretty moist over there. So you with your G.E. diplomas and your college degrees. I'm mad to go to college. Nobody here went to college, right?'t go to college. Hold on. Nobody here went to college, right? I went to college slightly. No, I never,

I don't have a degree. Okay. Oh, we both dropped out. I think. Yeah. Yeah. So what we're saying is with a high school diploma or a GED,

you can achieve your dreams and make a lot more money. You can drink all day. If you drink all day, all of your dreams will come true. Look at us. Cancel. Yeah, that's the freeze frame. Bang.

It floats. Rest in peace. They died at a young age of liver failure. You ever wonder about that? Like you die and you go to fucking heaven. They're like, yeah, well, we'd let you in. Except 36 young men died of alcoholism because of something you said on a podcast that inspired them to just drink all fucking day no idea what

you're talking about yeah yeah we deleted that mo saint pete hey St. Pete hey St. Pete we are not going down that road today I am putting my god damn foot down you don't want to talk about Santa Pete no so going back to it people watch this

maybe not this episode I wish Caleb was here No. So going back to it, people watch this? Maybe not this episode. I wish Caleb was here. I know. Oh, no. Say peace. Oh, shut up. Can we kind of shy about what we're talking about? I don't even know if we can talk about that one.

I don't know if we can. That's a hard. We can't say what it is. Even on my stream, I was like, I can tell you guys part one, and I think that's the only part that is kind of safe. Maybe. And then I started talking about part one. Was this when you got super drunk?

No, that was the other night. Oh, okay. I love that Batty knew. Like, we didn't even talk about it, and then Batty texted me in the morning. He was like, you got super drunk last and I was like I love All the cross-pollination that happens everyone's like yo you always get hammered for 10 subs. Oh no I was like that's a low number I was like what is I was drunk or cuz I went out and drank with Matt and we had Yeah, and I got home.

I was like, Yolo just chat. I was like, maybe I'll do that tonight. Maybe I'll get shit wrecked on dude. Let's start a Diablo two hardcore characters. So if you die, you fuck.

Oh my God. Okay. For everybody who doesn't know what a hardcore character on Diablo is. Brandon, have you ever played Diablo? Not to, I think I had like a demo thing of Diablo 3. Okay.

Uh, that I played for like a day and I quit. We could teach you hardcore. So hardcore means if your character- Why does that sound like a sex crime? Call Brian. Oh no! We can teach you hardcore. Brandon help.

No, not you Brandon. Brandon Rogers. Oh, the other one. Like raw? The good Brandon. I can't have shit in this house man. Fuck. No we didn't know the other one. The good Brandon. I can't have shit in this house, man. Fuck. No one would even...

Okay, so hardcore means if your character dies, it actually dies. You lose everything. Game over. You can't keep playing. It's erased. It ends your character. That eyes are dangerous. But you're still playing with other people.

No, once your character dies... It's gone, gone. If you're with your friends, they can't... Yeah, they can't bring you back. You just fucking die and you watch your friends keep going. You have to start over. You have to start a new character. Oh.

And hope your friends are kind enough to come back to the beginning. Oh, fuck. And replay everything with you, which we're not. We're not. No. If your character dies, we're leaving without you. It's going to be a real fucking short night for me. I mean, for all of us, because we're going to drink.

Diablo 3 is a great example. Act 1, dead. Matt was like, they powered level me. I had my character for a few weeks. I was like, I got this. And then we were drinking. I was like, I fucking got this. My internet shitted out for like five seconds.

I was like, oh, Matt, it's lagged. And I wake up and so my guy's like. It was hardcore. Oh, no. I was like, well, buddy, so my guy's dead. He was like, fuck. Okay, shit. That's what we're up to.

I used to do ladders in, like, the seasonal ladders in Diablo 3. Like, towards the end of, like, a little after Reaper of Souls. Oh, yep. And because intro to Diablo 3 was rough. It was rough. Dude, if you weren't getting power level, that was shit. Though I made a bunch of money on the Real Money Auction House when that first dropped. So it was like Diablo 3, then it was like a month or so, I think, before the Real Money Auction House dropped.

And what that means is you could sell the really cool gear you found, or of the cheaper gear for pennies, a dollar. They took it away, right? Like actual money. Yeah, oh yeah, and they took it away. It was like, I'd say, I think it was live for like a month or three. Yeah, you can make good fucking money. So I used to farm like Talrosh's gear, which was a great source for

a wizard set, I think for, yeah, wizard. And I would just fucking continuously do that and farm this gear and then i would sell it like a hundred bucks for a helmet oh shit and i would just keep doing this you could sell gems oh my god it was stupid and as like i think diablo 3 came out in what 2009 nine eight because i still have the collector's edition is when i got back from iraq i think i just got out of high school and i was working on like a fucking grocery store before i joined the military and i was like man i'm poor i'm making like 200 bucks a week and it's like it's good

and i was just like i'm gonna sell this gear on diablo 3 and i was making money i also wasted a lot of money on the real money auction house see i told you dad i can make money doing video games i literally have a text from my dad last week saying that the opposite he's like look at you pops you did what i didn't think you could do make money on my video games yeah fuck you dad i know you listen to this he's like fuck you i love you dad my dad definitely does my dad listens to this all every time it fucking drops as soon as he sends me texts about the shit we're talking about but like old man texts he's really bad at texting so he's gonna hear he's just a fuck push to talk shit and he's gonna oh he's gonna yeah i'm gonna have to hear about this my dad probably doesn't know what a podcast is yes i know if you've never

met baddie's dad nobody has met my dad yeah well, Batty's dad and his husband are phenomenal people. They're one of the kindest souls I've ever met. So shout out to them and both of them. Long, loving life. My dad is going to come back to Texas. He's going to come real hard. To fucking end your life. Oh, no.

Good luck. Diablo 3 was good, no. Good luck. Diablo 3 was good, but... But, look, back to the point of this goddamn conversation. I know, Diablo 2. What was the game, like, or the multiple games that you literally just took days off of work? You were like, hey, boss, in September, I need to take these four days off.

And they're gonna be like, what? You got shit going on. And it was just for a game launch. Do you have anything? The only one ever was Tarkov. And that was recent. That was like this year. You took time off for Tarkov?

Yeah. Brandon was involved in it. Dude, bro, I remember seeing your... You were just streaming all the time. He was playing it offline. It was like January. Oh, yeah, that's when you know you got a fucking problem. You text me, you're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I see you on

Discord. You're just playing this and not streaming. The fuck is your problem? But no, it was like, I went hard in the paint like January, February. And then you stopped playing? I don't play nearly as much. I play a little bit, but that was like the first game that's hooked me in a long time.

Yeah? Yeah. Because there's so much real-world gun shit, and plus Nikita's fucking cool and everything. So I'm like, all right, well, I get this. Oh, yeah, you've been on the podcast with Nikita and Kaleem. Wow, imagine being invited to that podcast. Imagine.

Nikita, if you guys don't know, he's like the creator of Tarkov. I guess get good, cigarette. Yeah. Brandon's been doing podcasts with the the creator of Tarkov. I guess get good, cigarette. Yeah. Brandon's been doing podcasts with the lead dev of Tarkov lately. How's that been going? He's a really neat dude because he's kind of

less, I guess, on the video game side and more into the real world gun side things, at least when we talk. It's just like kind of hanging out with other gun people. And a heavy accent. Very much so. And his accidental racism. He much so. Those black guys. And his accidental...

His fucking accidental racism. He did that again the other day. Again? Yes. No! It wasn't the thing about, like, these black guys are... The black commandos.

Ultimate evil. The big, strong, and just evil. Like, it wasn't that. He did... It was... He kept saying about Jaeger. The hunt... The... You know, the... know, the shop guy in Tarkov. Yes.

Yeah. He kept going like, yes, because that's a hunter in Russian. So you get these people as basically the Russian equivalent of the FUD. Right. And so you've got these Jaegers who are over and over again like so these these dirty fucking Yeagers and I'm like oh god damn it literally Yeager there's a soft j y j y at the beginning it's a j it's a soft j yeah it's literally's literally ger. Yeah, it's spelled J. Like a Jager bomb. It's like J-A-W-E-A-R, right? What the fuck?

Jager. There's your G-E-D kicking in. Jager. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well-marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders.

Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. It's J-A-E-G-E-R. Y-E-A-G-E-R, I think, right? R-E-T-A-R-D. It's Y-E-A, right? Or Y-A-E-G-E-R. What?

J. Y-E-A. No, it's J. It's J. Why do you think the letter j it's silent hey everyone in chat uh this is or not in chat god damn i did it again everyone in the youtube comments today can you please put how you spell jaeger meister uh down in the comment just spell it just spell it out for for jaeger is actually spelled there so there is different ways because i'm used to frank jaeger which is metal gear solid which is ye so he's gray fox that's why i'm used to it

no shit so there is multiple ways to sell that no shit you're not joking right now no jaeger spelled two different ways i thought it was literally i thought it was a joke too i thought he was like man you're taking this bit real hard yeah metal gear solid that's like the japanese translation of it or wait he's a real person. Okay. Yeah, you got like... Have you ever seen a bottle of Jägermeister? Frank Jaeger.

Have you... What do you mean? He's super into this Jaeger thing. Look how... Frank Jaeger. Look how it's spelled. Eli likes talking about the Jaegers. Look how that's spelled. Eli likes talking about the Jaegers. Look how that's spelled.

Eli, what does that say? Eli, read that caption right now. Spell it. The J, the A, the E, the G. That's fucking weird. Hey, okay. Hey, still Frank Jaeger. Yeah, yeah, backspace all the way back to that one comment.

I have never seen somebody go so fucking hard to prove themselves wrong. Well, I was like, wait, I swear this is right. Like, Chuck Jaeger is spelled Chuck Jaeger. I was like, I'm pretty sure on this. That's why I didn't bet, though. I didn't bet. There is even a movie There is a multi-million movie about Jaeger

Eli have you never seen a bottle of Jaeger Meister? I don't drink that bullshit. Okay, I Want to know can we rename this episode to Jaeger Meister by spelled with a Y? That's it. God damn it, dude. What the fuck, Eli? You can cancel that, Jäger. It's your boy, Eli Doubletap. Have you ever, Rainbow Six Siege, Jäger?

There's a character. How is his name spelled? How often do I read that stuff? Just stop reading. How often do I read? I like audio books. I got it from my dad. And I'll quote.

Are you blaming your wizard father right now? Yeah. What was the convention we just went on? PAX West. Okay. My dad says, Che mentioned that you went to Gamer's Way at Washington. I'm not joking. How did he spell gamers he just said gamers way is the middle one it's where he spelled it g-a-y

i love literacy runs in the family yeah once a gamer always a gamer always be your love like riding is always my love and always will be. I said, yeah, we went to a gamer convention. Well, how's working? How? I can't even remember my dad's name. My dad is so bad.

If you think my illiteracy is terrible, my dad is on that next level of God, I love my dad. on that next level of god i love my dad no your illiteracy is great i don't talk to my dad for three days and he texts me and he's like would you text me back if i died why are you so dark, Dad? Sir, hello? Calm down, bro. I'll text you.

We're good, I swear. Well, so my dad has a fucking bad habit of, so he's on Eastern time, too. So he'll text me, like, this time at, like, 4.30 a.m. And then, like, get pissed that I don't reply. I wake up, I got a bunch of texts and whatever. And it'll just be, like like two days later well i'm starting to take it fucking personally that you're not replying i'm like stop texting me at like 5

a.m and like maybe we'll talk um my dad doesn't text me often he'll i so he's got old man syndrome where he doesn't know how to use his phone well so he followed me on twitch on his phone oh and now anytime i go live it sends him a notification so he'll be like at work or some shit and he'll open that real quick and he'll just send a single message in my twitch chat that says hey fuck you you were a mistake bye that's a way better way better conversation that's what i want like my dad's fucking i told my dad he's like riding's great he's like well riding is there that's fine him let's find him a place that will help him with art and golf just something to pass the time and enjoy your time together i was like dad both both riding and i hate fucking golf. And Ryden really does give two shit.

We have watched Ryden try to golf. It's not a good thing. Why did dad pick golf? My dad also said taekwondo might be a good option for golf. Golf and taekwondo. He's like, you know what autistic kids love? Getting punched in the face. And golfing.

And golfing. I'm like, dad, I don't think either of these things really register well with sensory overload now fuck puzzles let's beat them up that's how they fix things in the 60s yeah yeah listen to death metal just rolling your fucking legs with strobe light yeah kylie's like man ryan really doesn't like visiting you it's like why i don't know the death metal or it's the fucking chin rolling one of those two things you really hate i have a giant guy beat him up all the time rod you're an assassin i do not like daddy mommy daddy is not my friend you drive under the bridge and you're like ryan go beat those kids up over there just kick him out yes daddy

and then i'm on my stream i love my son so much fatherhood is a difficult situation see i feel like that movie would kind of underappreciate it because i've got an autistic brother like my second brother. Yeah. And so like I'm watching this movie and I see that scene. I'm like having flashbacks to my childhood. I'm like, oh, no. Yeah.

This is not good. They would not like that. The accountant. Yeah. Such a good fucking movie. Yeah. They're just jamming. Like it's like jamming death metal.

The exact opposite of what Ryan would like. Well, that's what his dad said and his dad's like he needs more you know sensory overload he doesn't need less so he fixed it with death metal and strobe lights he ended up really well off he had a trailer with barrets and galotex and killed people for a living he's a very well adjusted guy

yeah I mean he made it in life he can retire young. I don't see a problem with this. He fucked Anna Kendrick, so... Yeah, honestly, though. Maybe he didn't. I don't know. I never showed them fucking. He probably did. Ben Affleck probably did.

I hate I know what it's like when they come. Oh, cancel. Oh, cancel. I hate I know what it's like when they come oh cancel we can either cut that part or leave it in oh god judging from Maddie's reaction we'll cut that part

no you gotta leave that in you have to leave that in just love it. When they... It was when they come. I don't know what we're joking. Oh, no. Brandon, can you take a sip? I'm good

God damn it So guys Grantham was here recently Mike Mike was here You fangirled like a motherfucker The moment I met Grantham or Mike I went to

Because you obviously did the thing you always do Where you try to set me up, uh, terribly with people I fangirl over and Mike grabbed my tit, but like not the tip of it, like the whole boob. Yeah. And then he held it just a three seconds too long.

And he just looked at me. I looked at him like, yeah. And he's like, yeah. I'm like, I love him. And then we,

uh, we went out and filmed that video on Sunday. That's how I knew bad. He was a fan girl. Cause he was like, yeah. I'm like, I love him. And then we went out and filmed that video on Sunday. That's how I knew Batty was a fangirl. Because he was like, yeah, I was vomiting. He was like, he texted me in the morning. I'm like, yeah, hey, we're heading to my shop at 9 o'clock. We're going to be meeting up with Grantham. And we're heading out to BRCC.

He's like, okay, yeah, no, totally. I'll be there. I'm like, okay, fine. Until I got in the sun he like text me like half an hour before that I'm awake cocksucker I was drunk he's still hammered at that point

I can't drink fireball if I drink fireball done but you go out there with us you're a trooper I actually thought you were fine I was not I was doing my best to keep it together yeah guys it's real hot I'm gonna go sit in my truck out there with us. You're a trooper. I actually thought you were fine. I was not. I was doing my best to keep it together. I'd be like,

yeah, guys, it's real hot. I'm going to go sit in my truck and I'd walk behind my truck, vomit everywhere. Because you walk back out and you're like, well, guys,

hopefully I didn't fuck up your take. I tried to vomit as quietly as I could. They were filming and I'm just over the corner just vomiting all over the back tire

of my truck. Yeah. Brings up our sponsor, Dead Air Suppressors. If you vomit in them, can't hear a thing. So it really helped for that photo shoot. Super proud of that. Actually, if you vomit fast enough through the hole of like a wolfman, it sounds like a whistle.

I honestly want to. With the vomit acting. What are the caps in suppressors called? The little like rubber caps. Baffles. No, no. Rubber baffles. Wipes.

Would the vomit act as a wipe? It's just going to coat it. It's kind of like running a suppressor wet, I think. You're just going to have a suppressor full of vomit until you shoot it. And they're just gonna be like pfft. Your gun's gonna explode backwards because of shot of barrel destruction. It's just a fucking...

Oh no, speaking of backsplash, that video you showed me today of the RPG. Oh god, yeah. I'm putting that in the next Darwin Awards video. So there's a video I'll show you guys after because it's definitely not... I'm gonna get demonetized for this. So, yeah, definitely not. We're already there.

But it was like an Afghanistan wedding or some shit. You could tell like they're celebrating. Oh, no. And somehow I've been trying my damnedest to get a fucking RPG. They could just get them like candy over there. But they had a wedding party there that, you know, you see a dude, like, boom, shoots a double barrel shotgun out the window. Duh. And then somebody shoots an RPG out the window of a little fucking...

Does he, like, turn and, like, put the backblast to the wedding party or...? No, he does it inside the fucking vehicle. What? You just see, like, all of a sudden it looks like they were hotboxing for an hour. Just, like, boom! Just fucking smoke out the fucking like windows the vehicle and people start rolling out of the car and then like the it just veers off into a ditch yeah yeah that was a nasty video you

just see like people start rolling out of the car as it just slowly veers off so if anyone doesn't know with any rocket propelled anything, you say back blast area clear. Well, no, you don't just, you got to look before you say it. I see a lot of people saying it and not look. You got to look. You know, no one's behind me. Yeah. The AT-4 is anything.

Yeah, the AT-4 had anything. Yeah, I mean, AT-4s had a background. Because people don't understand there's like rifles or like weapons that take recoil, like handguns, rifles, shotguns, whatever. It's contained. It's all contained. Recoilless. RPGs, AT-4s, everything is recoilless. That's why, like, if you see, like, videos where somebody takes an RPG and goes, it's like, okay, that was fucking fake because there's no recoil on a real RPG. Like, it'll recoil a little bit. AT-4s get pretty difficult. Do they? AT-4s have some. Well, that was fucking fake because there's no recoil on a real RPG. Like, it'll recoil a little bit. AT-4s get pretty difficult.

Do they? AT-4s have some. Well, they're fucking big, too. Yeah, they have some. And they're not accurate. Yeah, I have many stories. I have one very story. But for a real quick first, it pushes off in the air behind it.

So, like, it just, the rocket goes out the front instead of all the recoil. Like, what, 15 meters or some shit for an AT-4? Yeah. It feels like a 12-git. I always compare it to, like, it just, the rocket goes out the front instead of all the recoil. Like, what, 15 meters or some shit for an AT-4? Yeah. It feels like a 12-git. I always compare it to, like, a shotgun. But I meant behind it. It's, like, 15 meters or some shit, right? It's, like, a big fucking cone.

It's just a straight back, though. I'm trying to rhyme. Of just heat and fucking flames. And you butt you to very much. Every time we were, like, everyone clear as fuck. Dang. Was it Florida? I think it was Flo. His vehicle. time we were like everyone clear the fuck thing was it florida i think his flow

his vehicle and it was people going in and out of vehicle like loading weapons like these are bad guys we'll get and you never engage with an at4 ever ever engage with an at4 why is that but they weigh a lot and when you march out To those places You don't want to bring them back You don't And you can toss it And what happens When you shoot an AT-4 It's a one time Yeah you're good

So you just Like the walls On the ground After you're done They're made of styrofoam I think Yeah And you fucking shoot it

And you miss And you hit the house behind it Instead of the vehicle You're good It's fine The secret ingredient Is war crime Anything's possible With a little bit of Crime The secret ingredient is war crime.

Anything's possible with a little bit of crime. Those things you're like, boop. Okay. Those iron leaves are on site. It's like, boop. And you're like, okay, well, it's off course. That's an odd on me. These iron sites are definitely not zeroed.

Military's fault on this one. Imagine the searing and everything. Give a very angry email to Lockheed Martin about this one. So disappointed. This AR is going to be watered. We all just looked at each other like, well, that missed. 240 go. Oh, no.

Science. There's your safety brief for the weekend as it's Friday right now. Don't fire recoilless rifles, rockets, anything inside a closed space. Don't grape people either. Don't grape your buddies. Yeah, don't grape your buddies. So I can't tell you to the radiator and grape you? Yes.

No. Wear protection. Because you know he died recently. The main guy from White's Kids, you know? Yeah, he literally just died. What's it? Trevor Moore. Trevor.

Yeah, he just passed. Did you see they finally said what happened? I feel like we talked about this but I don't remember what it was we were drunk talking about this at Matt's thing he was drinking he fell off a balcony yeah oh that's right he literally just whoop yeah he fell off like a third story balcony damn hit his head and died he was funny

yeah I liked him a lot it was yeah that's why I don't drink no balconies that's why I don't drink no balconies. That's why I don't drink. Yeah, drinking is bad. Yeah, well, I didn't say that. I was just like, this is never going to stop. That's why we drink on the first floor, man. That's why we drink.

We're going to drink, guys. Here's your second safety brief. We're going to drink. Do it on the ground level. Batty, what was the third topic we had? Oh, God. We were talking about it, and we got onto graping and rockets. Um,

it's, uh, uh, podcast is well formulated. You can't tell the thing, the game you took off from work back when you were at Olive Garden. We talked about that. I think that was not the second one.

We have a, we went from, we went from fucking something. Brandon to Brian. No, Brian. We went from fucking something. We went from dudes fucking dudes to Diablo 2 to the third topic, which was which game almost got you to fail high school you took off work. Oh, my God. What time would that put us at? We're like an hour.

Oh, fuck. Okay, see? Never mind. I'm sorry. I doubted you. How dare you? I want to go to Sonic and get footlong hot dogs. I want mozzarella- you wanna go to Sonic after this?

Yeah. Let's go to Sonic after this. Dude, I'm gonna- Yeah, let's go to Sonic after this! I can't wait to poop myself. You're gonna do that no matter what you eat. He's gonna have his post-podcast poop. He already had his pre-podcast poop.

Yeah, I guess... Oh, that's gonna destroy- I will- I'm down. Yeah. That's going to destroy. I'm down for it. I haven't had a Sonic dog. Dude, a foot-long coney dog. Bro. The cheese. Those chili dogs, bro.

I'm talking about the poop still, right? Foot-long dog. Dude, a chill dog. Bro, I haven't had a chill. Everyone down for chili dogs? Yeah. I'll make a mistake. Hey, Brady, can you just finish one of these

one of the kittles yeah okay let's see it pussy no i'm like i picked it i'm like there's a lot i mean that was even more i saw i was like oh he grabbed the light try that one it's so bad i really did try that one just sip it the pina coladas? Oh, what is it? That's my poop. It's fucking sugar. That is a... It's all so bad. They're all so sugary. Ew. I actually... So thank you for watching Unsubscribe this week.

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Is it the real? Yeah. What a great friend Eli is. Yeah. We got fucking... Eli doesn't follow me. Ginger streams over here. And we got Cody.

We got Cody. Eli, call me Kyle right now. No, I'll never say that fucking name. That is a stupid name and I don't know who named it. I hate this podcast. I'm still trying not to vomit. Chili dogs! We'll see you next time!

Adios! Oh, no.