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Episode Date: October 27, 2021

MONDAY AND WEDNESDAYS AM I RIGHT???   ALSO YES THE AUDIO IS BROKEN. BADDIE IS DUMB AND A WINDOWS UPDATE BROKE OUR AUDIO.   Did anyone notice how we said "the first episode everything works right?" well guess again.   xX_New Games_Xx NEW GAMES, OLD GAMES, ELI IS A POS. The usually for us. We all had cringe gamer tags at one point dont worry. Battlefield 2042 beta was just Warzone with extra steps and all the rifles were dumb. (Baddie wrote this).   ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o   ------------------------------   Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe   -Baddie- https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams   -DonutOperator- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator   -Eli_Doubletap- https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap   ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You ever notice the first sip we take every time is like we haven't had water in four weeks, and you're like, i'm dying of dehydration but it's just alcohol i didn't make gum in my mouth that's the worst hi everyone don't do the intro hi everyone unsubscribe podcast here i'm joined today by eli double fap batty streams and don't it all i gotta show you from that one, you've never said unsubscribe podcast. Yeah,

you said unsubscribe podcast. Oh my god, we're, I'm, oh my god, this is perfection. And this might be the first episode that everything works right.

Probably. Let's be honest. Probably not. This camera's gonna die or something. Our audience already cut out, I don't know. This has been a learning process for all of us. You know, only like

24 episodes in. This is gonna be 27? As they say, 27 times a charm. Okay, GED, barely graduated Navy. Like, what are you gonna do? Failures. I tried college.

I gave it a college try. I went to college for one course in high school. Oh. And that got a D minus. And it was an art course. And I think they only gave me the D minus because they're like, oh, he's just... He's a poor ginger in high school. You feel bad for him.

You don't get a D minus in art class like i failed and they were just like picture maddie you're like stick figures i was a great artist for a long time i used to only i did a lot of like pencil 2d painting and then i stopped you stopped forever i uh so um my portfolio that i had spent a long time building and making got thrown away. Wait, did you want to be an artist? Yeah. Who threw it away? Oh, let's hear this X story.

No. No. Is it an X? It may have been left out on my porch in the rain. Oh, I see. Yeah. So yeah, no, I used to love doing art and I stopped. I was a really good pencil artist.

I could draw like human figure like hands things like that that's all i used to do i could never do digital about this i could never do digital art um i was i don't give a fuck about you've never explained this to any of us that you can do this period and now like both of us like yeah i thought you just like your only talent was screaming yeah no i mean now i haven't drawn since 2009 10 then i broke both my hands so i want to see you draw something i just kind of i was gonna do like college i tried to actually go to full sailing university out in florida i just picked your back and then i was like army shows us his old work and it's like that bad Jesus rendition.

You know, that old lady that tried to fix the, the old, and Betty's like, yeah, I used to be super good at painting.

It's like, Betty, that looks like Ryan Drew. That is awful. I spent eight hours shaving the upper lip alone. I'm like,

oh, God. Good job, Betty. Yeah, we just like, it's like when John brings me home art and he's like, look how good I did it. And it's like, we'll put that on the fridge.

That's going on the fridge. Little guy loves you. Oh, it's macaroni. It's you. Oh. Oh, where? Where on this painting is daddy? It's right there next to the dog.

I gotta start over. My sense. I can make a new one. Yeah. Better. Stronger. Faster. More artistic.

Oh, no. Oh, no. You already have one of those, right? I wanted to do that joke so long. It's just that joke of being like i'm like i show a drawing and it's really bad i'm like the doctors say he's artistic i don't see it that's it it's like a simple punchline it's to the point if you know it you know if you don't oh man boy oh boy yeah so there's that story well there we go now we're here we got multiple

video games to be mad guys whoa video games on the unsubscribed podcast are you sure you want to like do this where do we start first come new world oh dick jokes grapes oh i just noticed did you you drew the dick on my fridge right right? That was you. Probably. There was a dick, like, one day after the podcast, I'm like, there's a veiny cock drawn in marker on my fridge. Oh, it's veiny. I said it. It's super veiny. Wait, did it have a three-way vein?

It's got a solid curve, and then it's got, like, a bunch of... Oh, see, a bunch of probably going in. It's not one vein. No, I draw very vascular penises. Oh, see, I draw a don't exist. Yeah, it's not one vein. No, I draw very vascular penises. Oh, see, I draw a dick with a one wishbone vein. You know the... Called the wishbone vein? The wishbone vein.

I mean, it looks like a wishbone. Think about it. Like, one up. Yeah, you know what a wishbone looks like. I'm just like, why did you call it a wishbone vein? I don't know, because visually, for the people that are listening to this podcast

that are watching it on YouTube, they now have that. I mean, even if they're watching it on YouTube, it's not like there's a cock on the screen with a face. Look, can you just real quick,

just get, just knock on the door. Show me a river with a splitting in two. Just like a, and then, like some Sesame Street shit. Like, today's letter is why

don't put us over here on five main there we go see now i feel better about talking about video games we got the dicks but you did mention the comb too i mean well i mean you even started you just said the words what does it count video games come okay jake burns come in video games you've seen come in a video game i mean ones that are 18 not an 18 oh gotcha we're not talking about new grounds in the early 2000s not those kind of video games i know all those we all know i think mario 3 right no mario luigi's mansion yeah luigi you spraying all that little gun in his yeah

ectoplasm it's to kill the ghost not to repregnate him oh my god it's like a hentai no this one's gonna make fan fiction

ooh Batty with Tentacle Porn go that's all I wanna see now but like a good one no I mean that's already out there bro he's drawn it like 14 times oh yeah bro that has that weird yeah he's got a fetish with me

and then bro's like yeah yeah betty look at this genital where it's going did you meet canyon's voice oh god, God. Speaking of Meat Canyon, what did he do this week, Eli? Demon Slayer. I didn't see. Wait, he did Demon Slayer? Yes, he didn't watch it yet? No, I didn't watch it yet.

And now Patty's watched it. I love Meat Canyon so much. I feel dirty. Mmm. Yeah. Water attack. Water attack! It's so simple

and the sound design is so good. Meat Canyon, so who is Meat Canyon? Uh, he is a friend of ours now. He came up here and he shot some guns with us a while back uh he takes your childhood cartoons and turns them into the darkest most uncomfortable things ever so uncomfortable google meet canyon blues clues you'll thank me later no you won't nobody will thank you that was like the darkest one I've ever seen.

Bro, that ending. That's all I'm gonna say. You're like, oh, God. I don't say, oh, God, like much on videos. This is one of the few times I got an oh, God

out of me. I was like, oh, God. Oh. Oh. Wow. Yeah. All right, buddy.

Dirty. But he's done Ed and Natty, Teletubby. God, Ed and Natty was fucking as wild as done uh Ed and Eddie Teletubby God Ed and Eddie was fucking it was wild there's two Ed and Eddie

is two SpongeBob SpongeBob is probably that's his most I think that's one of his most popular Tom Brady

wasn't there a Tom Brady oh my god the Tom Brady was there a Thomas and Hayden yeah that was one of his earlier

Pinocchio yup classic Pinocchio classic pinocchio oh god save me save me from this demon boy where's the match i need a match i need your flesh below me bud i must consume you it's so good it It's awful. It's fucking awful. I love it. Best content ever. But past the YouTubes, we've had... The tubes?

All the video games have come out recently. It's not really all. It's just like three. Three? And all I even... Fuck off. But we've played

these video games. We have. And I'm not a fan. Bro. I'm not any of them. Did you see what happened in New World right now new life new what is new world new world's a big mmo that just came out it's um people already falling off

call it no shit because there's no fucking in-game bad did you read that like the level of the quest from like 40 up no no i don't read about video i just play them and i don't even play them anymore i know because it's their job now so we're like the only time we play video games is when we are streaming usually for the most that's what i was complaining about yesterday i was like i just want a video game to like suck me in again like i want to enjoy playing the game ghost sushi did it sushi goes actually did it yeah ghost of shimo was the last time i really enjoyed a game off stream and then i stopped playing it because i forgot i'm on the last act and i spent six months literally it's what happened oh no when's the

last game you played that was like off stream dude i i don't know i i was in a no i never even played sushi ghost i played tarkov probably was one of the only ones i played off stream for a while but like i i want to feel those like 2007 world of Warcraft vibes. Like I won't, I don't know. I won't wrath of the lich king to come out again and just be like, Oh, this is so fucking awesome.

Yeah. I remember BC coming out. Yeah. They just, they just released burning crusade. Wow. Classic. Yeah.

But you can't go back and play. I was so i was so psyched about wild classic coming out and i got on there and i was like it's been two hours and i'm level 10 it is fucking soul crushing so grindy man and like back then that was a new thing and it was like this is cool shit like i need to do this and plus back then like games were a new thing and it was always something new something new it was a new experience at that point everything's kind of been done a little bit and you know what you like you've been fucking game in 20 plus years that's true so like now we're like i mean i want that

new thing to capture but like when the fuck it's 2021 when the fuck is there what is something new gonna happen in gaming i think i think vr will be that next thing if they get a vr mmo that's dialed in i'll be like like fucking dot hack yeah i'll be uh i'll be the other big one to animate i'll look like baddie in like a month like red hair, and pale. Don't you? What did you mean? I'm like, damn, this is great.

And that stuff sucks with like New World or whatever the fuck it's called. I try, I remember texting you. I was like, I'm a little before. I hate this fucking game.

Because it was Fetch Quest. That's the Mimoso. But they get, but, so the big difference, and this is what the FOH guys were complaining about. Who are the FOH guys? Fires of Heaven.

Who are Fires of Heaven? They're the most powerful EQ guild of the time. Fuck you, Fires of Heaven. Don't. He said it, not me. There's a lot of guys. They fucked over people in there. Dude, one quick side story.

A guy came into their forum and it was like, you guys saw this afterlife or uh i think it was afterlife afterlife was the other one they're like they're a way better guilt fire heaven was like okay this is this guy's ip address okay here's his work he was doing this work call this employer say hey this is your employee he's harassing us on the forums during work hours so instead of working he's's doing this. God fucking fired. Dude, this is like some shit that you don't see as much anymore.

This is 2001. This is when people are like, Dude, I remember being on the fucking Star Wars, like the older Star Wars Galaxies. The original Guild Wars on those forums and shit. Guilds were a big deal back then.

Is that a still thing? Like, I'm going to be a phase clan. Is there still guilds? Is that a thing in gaming still? Is that a thing? You guys have guilds? What's your favorite guild? Put it in the comment thing.

Do they have forums? Yes, forums still exist. I think Discord's bigger than actual forums. Ooh, you know what? That's probably true. Well, I know they have forums because I've seen them. I'm still active on FOH, though. God, you were...

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Wendy's Taxes Extra. Such an old fucking man. Bro, I still like, I go and read on FOH because it's the people I've grew up, like, I've known those guys since 2001, so I'm like, oh, I recognize these names, I recognize and the posts are always good. Eli, what's

your forum name? Don't tell me this shit, that's fucking old school. Now it's Eli underscore double tap. that's the identity that died a long time ago and i'm never bringing it back because i go back and look at that and i'm like whoo i'm so thankful that i went under this name and alias back in the day was there a 69 420 or a lowercase or uppercase x's in it no do you remember remember the days of the lowercase or uppercase X's in it? No. Do you remember the days of the lowercase X's in between letters or the uppercase X's?

I had a Modern Warfare 2 tag that was like that, like little X, big X name. Oh, absolutely. Mine for the longest time was always Crazy 8 or Crazy 802 with a spell with a K, Kyle, but it was always little X, big X Crazy 8, big X, little X, Crazy Big X, Lil X, like

old school gamer tags. Wait, fuck that last comment thing. What was your OG gamer tag? That's what I want to know. I want to know everybody's OG gamer tags. Put your awful, cringy OG gamer tag in it. Any of you say like

Dog Wiener 420, fuck you. Yeah, like the old school. I remember my, like, I had Venet in. It was an old EQ character. Okay, okay. I had an old D&D. Gutsu. Of course, Gutsu.

Of course. Yeah. I had a, that was Maribidum for a while. It's like some Maribidum hell or something. I don't know. I read it in a Spawn comic. Oh, that's fucking gangster. Hell yeah.

See, this is cool. Yujiro, back in the day on my... That's wow. That was classic wow. Like, back in the day was Yujiro. My Guild Wars names are always Corazon. It was just an old D&D thing I used to do forever ago, and I used to make it all my RPG character names.

Yeah, I forget my old... I had, like, Venetian and something else. There was another one that was, like, this is the name I use all the time. This is what I did. I forget my old I had like Venetian and something else there was another one that was like this is the name I use all the time this is what I did I forget it and this was like

going back in a new world reading on past level 40 everyone was like yo got my money's worth that's what everyone says yo 40 bucks

got my fucking money's worth level 40 they're like I'm not gonna play this game to level 60 or ding it cause these are the worst quests I have ever seen.

And there's fetch quests. Don't get me wrong, but don't imagine fetch quests that you have to run out. You know, in cities now and like hubs, you get all the quests, you do them and then you come back and then you pretty much turn everything in and set up. These are one guy gives you one and you go far, come back five times to six times per. Oh, so you can't, like, stack quests. You're doing one at a time. One dude's giving you a shitload. So it's almost like a linear quest path.

And it's boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, done. And then you talk to the next guy, go to the exact same area. Or they won't say the word that one guy was like man i didn't read the quest all the detail right so i went to the wrong zone and was like what the fuck i did the wrong instance didn't get it i was like what the fuck oh wrong instance i was supposed to get this one they have the exact same names though other than the last word so it's multiple names with one word at the end to change. And then they just said, that's every single quest for that game.

And then level 60, there's just jack shit. And I said, after a few weeks, there's going to be a huge fall off, and then all these servers are just going to merge. Yeah, they're dead. Or they're going to have to merge, and that's what's happening. So you're saying it was like a money grab on the developers part? I wouldn't say it's a money

grab. It was just that it got overhyped yeah yeah twit did the same that the same thing that happens with most games on twitch it's the only we're in a huge awful game drought like there's just not been a lot of oh my god games coming out and this was like the next big mmo and of course every twitch streamer jumped on it they they were playing it non-stop and a lot of these twitch streamers never really did true mmos like back in the day or they didn't understand actually i don't think that's it i think you're looking at it i think they did but again we're looking at people who've been playing the same two games the same three games it's something new and they're grinding it out because that's what

you do on twitch for fun sometimes and for streamers there's uh i don't know what they're called they're called like companies or guilds and you're doing these big war events yes that looks fun and that's where everyone's saying the game is great and so we're having like streamer versus streamer server versus service type shit and i think that's where a lot of they're doing like daily wars and that's keeping the twitch audience the twitch streamer audience sucked into the game which yeah will it die probably because i mean it's lovely and i was like i i don't care that's the hardest part and mmos unfortunately if you played one mmo you played fucking every single one there might be like changes throughout it but that's about it and this game did apparently pvp pretty good but they were saying he's awful yeah the pv is

apparently that's what sucks you're talking about these big world events where these streamers are going against streamers but there's probably more people that want pv more than pvp so they're just fucking absolutely on that one right and that's where everyone's dropping out of it absolutely love raids. I fucking love giant raids. I don't care about you. Yeah, same. I was raiding Molten Core and Blackwing's Lair and shit back in the day.

I solo played MMOs for the longest time, or maybe one other buddy. I would PvE MMOs for the stories. That's why I never got into WoW, because I was big into Star Wars, Little Republic, Galaxies, Rift World, Guild Wars, games that had like a really you you could solo do things and it would just team you up for the big instances but i've never been like i'm gonna be in a clan we're gonna raid the only time i've ever done any of that kind of shit was when uh destiny came out oh yeah and even then that's so light on the mmo scale It's barely there.

14, Final Fantasy 14 had one of the few MMOs where I cared about the story because it was so well done. Like, Final Fantasy 14's story was good. It was fun. Like, and whatever class you go for, that is its own story. So it's not like one story. Oh, Final Fantasy 14, because you talk about it a lot. I've never played it. The original, what, trash? Okay, compare it to seven or like 10 because those are my final

fantasy games seven and ten ten ten story wise it's like it's 10 yeah above 10 in story and each job has its own story so like as a thief you're you're in this huge story with cut scenes with a story arc everything going on and you need to group up play with other players no you can solo it that's why i had fun i have i forget how many hours i put in hours on that game and i was like oh i want to play this more i just haven't one of the few mmos that i enjoyed i might play this bro i would play with you if we how old is it the graphics are the if you haven't seen the graphics that beats almost any mmo out on graphics it is it's fine i've seen it's final fantasy scale gameplay on in an mmo and the the combat

came out what 2013 14 no no it was it was than that. 10, and then they did the remaster. Okay, I'm thinking of the remaster. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. And then they keep updating graphics of the game. A new expansion drops next month. Oh, maybe. And the combat systems are fucking fun. Is it turn-based, or is it open-world combat?

What was the newest Final Fantasy with the car and the prince? What was that, 15? That one was fun. I had fun with it beat it no i didn't beat sushi ghost either though true i i have trouble finishing story games at this point final fantasy 15 was a rushed i've never seen a game rushed so bad at the end where it was like oh no played the fuck out of the game i like beat it and i was like man this is like one of the best and it hits what would be disc three where it's like I think chapter 14

so you have this everything story arc that's coming together and you're like fuck yeah now I gotta find out what the fuck's happened with the princess

with the soon to be king yep and then it's like something happens and then you go you you fight a battle

you get pulled down and then you wake up 10 years later i'm not joshing you like you're not joshing me i don't know why i'm like i ain't joshing y'all i ain't joshing y'all what the fuck was that i am so sorry for that are you 40 yet elon's gonna be the first one in our group 40 i'm gonna be the first one dead so you literally 10 years go by in this game your guy goes oh he disappears wakes up on a beach 10 years later i'm like what the fuck why is there's a chapter where you were fighting a boss beforehand and yeah and then it's just like gone you win and then you're like and the circle encases you and then you wake up 10 years later i'm not joking i wish i was

fucking with you when i was josh and i wish i was joshing you i wish josh in here we could drink our oval team right now and talk about it but you wake up 10 years later on the beach and you're like what the hell and he's like i gotta stop this and i was like stop what the fuck just happened where there's a decade pass and you walk forward and you meet your old group of friends yeah same like four to three dudes yeah who should be like if i if you disappeared after we fought something and now you just came back i'll be like fuck what the fuck and you're back where have have you been? Johnson College. I had to raise Johnny, piece of shit.

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You outsold Scott when he blew himself up in the 50. It was crazy. Bro, you just won at life. Well, final. But where were you? But they don't. You walk up to your group of friends.

You find them on the road and they're like, oh, hey, we got to stop this bad guy. It's like, yeah, I know. We got to stop it now. And then you drive to the last boss battle.

A year later, the realista expansion would explain everything else. I was like, I made it probably halfway through the game like i had a lot of fun the car was dumb but the story was overall it was good yeah i had a lot of bro it was the hardest fall off like i had ever seen and i text anthony birch who writes yeah he he's the one that wrote um uh not leffert uh borderlands borderlands yeah he wrote borderlands too he's the one that wrote um uh not lefred uh borderlands borderlands yeah he wrote borderlands too he's the one that created the boss for that so he knows his story

i warned him he was beating he was like oh in chapter 10 i was like bro just stop now he's like why i was like you're gonna see what happens after 14 or 13 and he texts me he's like what the fuck eli i was like i am not joking he was like you're just 10 years later and then everyone's like what's up buddy long time no see really easy writing or budget cuts they probably ran out of time so they said that but yeah I mean Final Fantasy 15 maybe I'll try 14 and then New World we should all play 14 together

I would play that I'd be down I'll play it tonight I'll fuck with it yeah I'd be down with that I would fucking throw down on some 14 I'll download it

as soon as we're done here because I'm the thief class I'm only like is there a wizard? yeah oh yeah you got red mage blue mage

you can't be a thief you gotta be like a barbarian. It's gotta be a hunter. I'm gonna be a thief. They're like range classes. I don't know. Bro, we got it. We forgot the tattoos.

Bow and gun. There's some guns. The Adventure of Frogs 3. Red. Bro. I'm down. Let's fucking drive, man. I'm down to drive, dude.

Absolutely. I just need something new that's not gonna make me wanna fucking smash my face in my desk this story is so good and the cutscenes are so good like it's

wait wait can we watch the cutscenes in the MMO? yeah they all you the amount of MMOs

where people just they don't read the quests they just space bar through everything makes me fucking that's why I throw those cause I don't

me playing WoW yeah exactly because it's I don't give a shit about fucking Mary and his dying husband. I do. I want to know. I take this. Their asses will say this so many.

When I play Skyrim, I read every book. I read every line of text. I know what's going on everywhere in the world. This is why I struggle with MMOs. Because I love the story or the rpg elements of the game not the mmo mechanics which is why i've always played the game solo like you read the rewind you read the books in skyrim i have read just about every book in skyrim that lusty argonian made oh my god ostrich mustard in my ring oh shit

that was a throwback dude that was like first time we talked about MMOs yeah that was like episode 3

or some shit oh man how far we've come come John back to come guys speaking of

coming how was Far Cry oh yeah so so according to something Far Cry 6 right I put 12 hours into the game now okay

yeah is that a new game story no no i've been doing a lot of side quests um because they're pretty interesting there's some good there's some good writing in there far cry 5 is way better i'm gonna throw that out there see i hated far cry 5 oh man it felt like it was a step back from like from far cry 4 i think so and which was a step back from far cry 3 that's what people keep saying in the stream they spent i i think what happened is they spent a lot of money on getting gus to be the bad guy the chicken yeah yep and then they just like kind of to sell the game then they just kind of fucked off with a lot of the other it's the same engine is five isn't it yeah and my one of my big gripes about it is when you kill an enemy you can't take your gun they don't drop anything what yeah you have to find your guns and

chests around the map or you have to buy you can't loot people anymore can't loot people you walk over them you get some pesos and like maybe some bullets but that's it so if you kill a guy with an rpg you can't take his rpg you have to get the rpg later in game from a vendor by upgrading oh this is another thing fallout 4 you know they had the uh you build your base up yeah absolutely that's what far cry 6 has you have to build your base up you go into third person when you go into your base and you have to build your base up and it gives you more stats and it gives the ability to buy more weapons and stuff but some of the cut scenes dude looks like far cry one like they were really lazy on some of the cut scenes and like i said i think they spent all their money on hiring

gus as the bad guy and they just kind of fucked off with a lot of their own this and again what i've been doing is i got the you get the m14 at like the very start of the game yeah throw a suppressor on it throw a red dot on it you know you take over bases to win the game yeah you go to a base you don't even have to sneak you just walk into the front gate and go headshot headshot headshot headshot flag raises it's your base every single base and i have 12 hours in the game all i have to do is walk in and headshot with m14 because you get armor uh piercing ammo so even the juggernauts you headshot them the M14 because you get armor-piercing ammo. So even the Juggernauts, you headshot them once, and it's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, won that base.

What has happened to games? I don't know. You remember the stories in Far Cry 3 and 4? Like, Far Cry 3 on the island was Viz, right? Was that 3 or 4? 3. And then 4 was the Himalayans. Oh, you're right. I didn't play much of that one he was a fucking badass dude that was such like the stories in three and four were

amazing and then five i just felt like it was four in a different place with but and they took away things yeah And then... Why are things easier or harder? I don't know at this point. I don't know. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors.

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I don't know we're gonna get to Battlefield we're gonna end this podcast with Battlefield because I got some words

I know Matty had some words they're just removing shit oh go on no no I just gotta point this out

in Far Cry 6 you can sprint and slide dude that fucking that pisses Matty out I don't mind

sprint and slide because I do in the military sometimes I run when I'm up he sees side because I did it in the military sometimes. I run. When I'm up, he sees me down. I'd use that one. I'd be like, bam, lay down. And then I would jump and then vault and then run up the side

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For branding. No! Dad jokes. I don't know. Games feel like they're just taking shit away like for me i'm either not good at games anymore or the game is so stupid simple dude you don't need to try and the thing is i don't like just turning games to like the nightmare difficulty where things where everything's a bullet sponge because that's all that that difficulty in games do now it just turns everything into well that instead of one headshot it's 14 headshots it's not fun and you can't get hit anymore and it's just not fun that's

why i don't i don't know i don't know it's like what we're talking about the building system on that it's just they'll implement something it's like a team is just like oh this like this is a cool design and just throw it in without building that design out at all they're just like it's a cool implementation we'll just add it and not worry about it though because you said though it sucks yeah it's not it's not cool it gets i i don't want to say it's overly complicated but it's like they could have put more time into other aspects of the game other than like, let's build a base. I don't give a fuck about building a base. It's Far Cry.

I just need him to shoot shit in the face. I want to get on a four-wheeler with a machine gun, fly off a cliff, shoot a dude 14 times, jump off the four-wheeler as it runs into somebody else, pick up that dude's RPG, blast the lion that's attacking me like right there you just said a good game that's a game right there that's a trailer someone there's a code you're coming at me like if that if i just read a page from a video game like the old ads used to be where it was just game informer just like that

and i opened the page and it was just like a dude like bloody and it just said I want to jump off an ATV murder a man grab his RPG and kill the lion that's attacking me

I'm like I gotta buy this game I gotta try I don't know what this is Princess Island fuck yeah this is gonna be oh

I will be the princess it still has like some of those chaotic elements in it like there was a prisoner transport truck yesterday and I shot the driver once in the head. He stopped. I let the prisoners out the back.

A coyote ran over and killed one of the prisoners. And then a fucking like deer comes out of left field and starts attacking the coyote. And then I have a pet alligator that started. You have a pet alligator? You do get a pet alligator. And you get that little dog. The dog with the wheels that's making every animal lover

furious wait really dude holy shit is there a shitstorm going on Chorizo's the cutest you know his main

ability in that game murder no no no he's a little you've seen him right he's got wheelchairs back legs don't work yeah

he'll go up to enemies and he's so cute the enemies will like reach down and pet him so you can murder the enemies it's a cool

I mean it's got his cool parts too but it's it just sucks when it's like it's not on there you don't have to be bad

yeah like why are you why do you have to be bad about this so close but yeah Trezo's the fucking best that little puppy

is so fucking cool side note before we bitch about Battlefield I'm a bitch so much metroid new metroid came out and it's apparently fucking good side scrolling metroid and everyone's like yo metromania this is how it's supposed to be like all the reviews are nine and oh and i was like damn i love metroid my old school platformer bro those i love those especially the rpg element they're like it's tough there's puzzles or stealth elements i was like okay you've got me excited you can customize like samus's suit and shit i'm like like switch yeah switch or is it on pc switch it's just switch that's a new pokemon game coming out

this month is there pokemon uh shining diamond and brilliant pearl it's a remake of diamond and pearl oh that's it okay see every there's every once in a while there's these good games i'm like i can't wait don't fuck this up because right now there's a game drought and right now there's no fucking anime on because i because you all you do is watch anime yeah you you just you you film and then only watch anime that is my you play cod for an hour and a half in between those two things and that is all you that is my rest at night is anime when i feel like it's eight hours i don't sleep baddiety. That's my sleep. My brain turns off and I memorize

what's going on. I'm like, man, I feel refreshed. Start my day again. What did we just talk about? Oh, Battlefield.

It's time. Yeah. It's time to talk about Battlefield. I fucking, I'm not. Battlefield 2042, the new beta.

So Battlefield 2042 is coming out next month. Next month. Yeah, which is amazing to me next month yeah and everyone's defense is it's beta eli i'm like it's so okay i will say this apparently was an older beta not like a recent that's what they just say so battlefield uh 2042

is the new battlefield game coming out it comes out next month they recently did a beta for a weekend or is it still wednesday through friday there you go wednesday through friday so you have the new Battlefield game coming out. It comes out next month. They recently did a beta for a weekend? Or is it still Wednesday through Friday? There you go, Wednesday through Friday. So you have a few days to play the beta. One map, a few guns, one of each class, sniper, SMG, assault, whatever, engineer, and a couple extra guns. Batty loved it, first off. He was a huge fan.

I was so excited to play Battlefield because Battlefield, you have types of you have your call of duties and you have your battlefield those have always been the two shooters like forever right like of course you have your other weird one-offs here and there but it's always been call of duty versus battlefield call of duty has always been the super fast paced arcade arcade yes. Okay, that's the word. I always called them arena, arena shooters. Like, you die, you spawn. You die, you spawn. Whatever. Battlefield has always been the bigger game.

Things have been slowed down. There's vehicles. It's such a 3D battlefield. You have planes. You have people parachuting in. You have all sorts of crazy shit happening. And I love... One of my first loves for it yes it's 1942 like oh yeah

killer game oh my god like we used to have after school in school we would play this on our compact pasarios like we would do this in school we had a computer course to play battlefield we fucking we would we would have land parties on school at school to play this and

Battlefield's always been just a slower game the last Battlefield was a little rough Battlefield 1 was still pretty fun Battlefield 1 okay okay

sorry 2 is when I got into it no no no Battlefield 1 the recent one World War 1 Battlefield 1 and before that there was Yeah. The World War 1. Yeah.

Battlefield 1. And before that, there was, what, 5? What's that weird... That one was the... There was Hardline, which was awful. Yeah. They removed that off the store. It's not even on there anymore. And then Battlefield 4 was the last, like, damn, I'm having fun playing Battlefield for me.

So I was super excited for Battlefield 2042. Just in this game drought holy fuck new battlefield game let's go we load into the game and i'm gonna say this it was visually fucking beautiful stunning oh yeah the game ran fucking great at least for me i have a good pc but it ran great i didn't have a single fucking stutter things were exploding the terramorphing like building exploding insane the landscape changing trees blowing up whatever it was all insane fucking awesome it was beautiful amazing the game itself was like call of duty on crack i said after i played it and i was talking to my buddy the other day, it's Unreal Tournament. It fell versus 70, Zephany, on a giant map.

So I was like, I was explaining, I think it was to Casey. Casey has balls. Casey has balls? Remember in Unreal Tournament when you'd be like sniping or it's like that close engagement with those weapons, like boom, boom, boom, but the fast ogre levels. Yes. Where you're like sniping, but it's quick,

but the bullet reaction is instant. Now imagine that speed with the slowest bullets you've ever... Imagine that with airsoft guns. Yeah, dude, that's exactly... It was the fastest moving regular shooter I've seen.

You said it was faster than COD. I went back and played COD and COD felt like I was playing Syrup. I was just like Warzone, the new Warzone. It just, that was slower. It felt like you were playing the fastest, like, I say modern shooter, so like normal guns-ish.

The fastest modern shooter with the slowest shooting bullets I have ever seen in a video game. Like, using the DMR or the sniper rifle. You can see your bullets you you literally have time if you're getting shot at to watch oh because all you have to do every shot because you move so fast in the game you literally sidestep and then the depth perception is so fucked i was showing people on stream i was like absolutely guys this is a view the field of

view that perception was very very weird 100 meters which is 100 yards looks like 300 to 400 meters like i'll show it was worse worse than targum and targum's fucking depth perception in that game is fucked it's so weird but this one imagine like optics and the forexes and a lot of them don't when this says punches in it's like this to this you're like i have a 60 next go you're like that was oh my i was trying to use it i was trying to use an acog and i felt like i was using a red dot yes i was like what is the red dot literally just covered anything at 50 meters up it was dude the level of speed unless you play it and then you go play play warzone because i thought warzone was a fast game when i went back and played warzone i felt like a god i was like i am neo now it's like going from warzone to pub g if you still level g warzone's like way the fuck up at the top of the

scale pub g being a slower shooter way down at the bottom battlefield was so far above pub or warzone it was i don't know. I just... I didn't understand it. They're trying really hard to be like, I don't know, like Black Ops 2. Yeah. I was fucking free. I'm thinking of the grappling hook.

Oh yeah, with that. They added a grappling hook to the game. They added a fucking grappling hook! We didn't even know the exploit. Did you see the exploit people did with it we didn't even know the exploit did you see the exploit people did with it when you jump off the big ass building you jump and then you grappling hook on the way down to the side and it just fucking flings you at a million miles per hour the ground you don't open your chute because it thinks you're grappling so you don't have to

worry about the fall damage so you hit the the ground and your guy's like, you're like, just screaming, flying through the earth. And it's just showing people like they get behind full teams because it's like, and the computer's just like whipping by back as they're whipping by and they like hit the back. So they're like, okay, turn around and engage. Yeah, it's like an attack on time. You have an omnidire yeah omni directional device yeah just doing that home of the map now but it's supposed i mean it is futuristic but i still

don't see people in 2042 using grappling bro if were you but they're still using training right now just 24 you 20 years in the future you got fucking gomer pile geared up to the teeth with a grappling hook on his arm this is gonna launch himself rip his wrist and arm off and just fall to his death like it's a radical touch in basic training i'm just imagining like you said in the boot camp in 2042 and they're having to do that is it on your arm because if you where is it you know it's not your waist so you don't your belt yeah you don't use your main hand because that's where your gun is you got to carry your gun so you're strong you're just like we won't mention basic training we all have you in the name you did do the rappel tower no oh i

did that on sweat okay so a rappel tower no oh i did that on sweat okay so a rappel tower swiss c eli you know it's like that's part of basic training right or is that aerosol i don't yeah either way all i can think of is these motherfuckers instead of having like the the swiss c in the the tower you have to rappel down as like the scary part of basic they're now like i got a grappling hook offhand today guys like i'm just picturing the fucking 18 year old johnny from tennessee johnny from tennessee can't climb over the wood off launch at 50 miles per hour through the list okay johnny didn't make it next one up oh no I just slam. I walk on the wall, clap, and he just.

Okay, Johnny didn't make it. Next one up. Oh, no. Don't worry, guys. I've been using grappling hooks my whole life. I've been trained for this, and he's dead. Like, what the fuck is. I don't know.

He just fucked up. Grappling hooks are never going to be a thing. Stop trying to make them a thing. Also, side note, if you guys have a push toto-talk pedal, don't use it while playing. Oh, I fixed it. Yeah. Oh, you fixed it. How was driving vehicles, man?

Yeah, you couldn't drive vehicles. I played it 10 minutes after it released at like 2 in the morning that one night. And I'm like, guys, what the fuck is this? I spawned in the game. It's like... And I dumped all my ammo. And I'm like, what the fuck? And I spawned back in like, maybe I'll in the game it's like and i dumped all my ammo and i'm like what the fuck and i you know i spawned back in like maybe i'll restart the game because we all if you guys didn't know like when we use discord uh like a lot of streamers do we have pedals on the ground so we

like put our foot on the pedal and that's our push to talk so we don't have to use another finger for it yeah and so i was looking around and i saw other people doing it too and i finally figured it out i was just like something's wrong here a key is being pushed pedal and i unplugged it and it worked but i still was looking around me there's like two or three people just unloading it was a huge deal because it wasn't just pedals so what it was any usb that was a keypad so whether you used a gamepad like you know you and matt use gamepads those were causing the issue foot pedals um razor tataris like the gamepad i use for my camera switching that would have done it any kind of steering wheel that you have plugged in for a racing game you're not playing right now that would have done it control

stick joysticks for like flight simulators you can't use any of those like any any usb input that that was a spare key bind or it immediately thought any of those were controllers and it so it broke your key how is that the beta before launch though i don't get is like that's the one month you're telling me one motherfucker at that in their studio didn't have anything plugged into his computer well that's like my biggest fear is because Final Fantasy 14 bad one very bad one month before launch amazing now but very bad

launch when it launched on beta a month before it's out I just remember playing I was like nah they can fix can they fix it in one month nope nah I can't be this bad right this is I just remember playing. I was like, nah, they can fix. Can they fix it in one run? Nope. Nah, I can't be this bad, right? This is, nah, the input, there won't be input lag when you're actually playing it, right? I was wrong.

I was super off. I was like, never mind. They didn't fix anything. That's like my biggest fear with Battlefield. And I know the guys i play with like super stoked and like it's beta eli's beta i'm like bro like you can say it's beta but one month before launch is when it's cutting it close the game's done bug fixes sure elements of the game i don't see them slowing it down i don't see them and i hate it i hate it that's

that's like like you were saying there's a separation between like battlefield and like the modern warfare stuff is battlefield always kind of stuck to being realistic yeah yes and even in 2042 you're not gonna have grappling hooks or like any of that stuff meat shields also bullet sponges everybody dude just dumping an entire vector mag into somebody point blank and they're like last bullet killed the guy yeah yeah it's like that too man i will say a lot of people didn't like the the menu for kidding up your gun when you dropped in so you were in game kidding out yeah which is weird because it was my ammo on the on the fly yeah i really enjoyed it because one of my biggest issues with a lot of these bigger games when there's classes or things like

that or insurgency had the biggest problem with this eternity sandstorm you'd be playing in a big game battle mode whatever you'd be building your gun and kit the game would start before you finish that kit and it would drop you with your unfinished kit and that used to happen a lot you'd be trying to get out a gun you would be in game not quite realizing you're in game yet because you're still putting your shit together then you finish and you go oh this isn't the when i die when i respawn i'll have my finally finished kit yeah so this i see why they did it and i don't mind i don't have any issue with it a lot of people hated this like in-game uh menu for changing and fixing things i don't it's new i think it's a hit or miss because like warzone did it where it's like you build 10 loadouts and those are your things you run up

yeah and you're like okay i want this gun this gun this gun this gun that one i was like cool if there's a helicopter or something i can switch to ap rounds with my lmg and i can fuck shit up and switch to this reticle or this reticle done or go suppress i think battlefields you do the same thing because you have loadouts in battlefield well that's what it just wasn't saving them in between games yeah and you're like and i have to do that but you also didn't have the main menu to access your loadouts that dog side note is the most op those fucking running dogs the armored dogs oh my god the the the fucking boss the boss of dynamic op in most of the turrets yeah they would just eat bullets i'd be like found one four mags later and then you're like the hell is that what is this a boss final final fantasy you're just like yeah if you guys have a play then you're like the hell is that what is this a boss final final fantasy

yeah if you guys haven't played it yet they have the boston dynamics robots the scary ones the dog things from guns on top of them and they're just like they destroy you but yeah like the dogs were the most there's just so much balancing they have to do in between that game i don't know i was it was all it was all the same thing that seems to be the meta in most games recently fast fire rate low recoil and then there's no fucking payoff sorry like warzone cop or tarkov all those games it's like i love pub or battle royales now because when you win you celebrate when you get out

of a rave I didn't realize I won or not in Battlefield I didn't care you didn't give a fuck no I don't know

when you won I didn't realize you were winning reset yeah you didn't even realize you were winning I remember multiple games

where we were like oh we fucking we won and then we were like oh no we were the losing color yeah I was like 40 kills and like three deaths on one of those games and we lost them oh yeah i killed so many people shit but when you do that with like tarkov if you

like murder a bunch of people and you have all that care you get something you're like fuck i gotta escape you win a good gunfight with a team you You're like, fuck yeah. You had X-FIL and you're like, I feel accomplished. Warzone, we did four dubs last night in a row. We got four motherfucking dubs in a row.

We were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like,

we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like,

we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, uh,

no, I was playing with Zexen. Get, get, get, get, get, get those bot servers

when we know. Do it last night. That's what we call them is bots. Last night, we knew there was a bot. We were on one bot server because Callie

was in the open getting shot at and three dudes started shooting him. Callie starts, like, zigging back and forth and he's like, Brock,

he's like, you gotta make it and they're missing. He's like, what the fuck? I was like, that's a bot-ass dude. He slides,

he's using my LMG, he's never used before. He, like, stands up and he drops one. I was like, Callie, just find the fucking bots.

He, like, slides around and kills another and then he jumps up and just stands there and the guy's like, just fight him. They're fucking bots. He, like, slides around and kills another. And then he jumps up and just stands there. And the guy's like, I gotta run away from this guy. He's really good. He drops him. Cali's like, these dudes are bots. Like,

bad, bad players. It's not actual bots. You guys just call them bots. Yeah, we call them all bots. It's gonna be an easy mode bot. You can, like, just move and they're like, oh no, I'm scared. Poor kids. Oh and we're wrecking them.

They have families. We are wrecking those children and we love it. Not again dad. God man. Well yeah I don't know.

I am So you're buying it and you're gonna be playing it. That's your new stream game right? I don't know. I just don't think

it's gonna be good. I don't think I don't think buying next month. Okay so we didn't talk about one thing that's coming out with Battlefield 24-2. Portal. Portal.

It's coming out. The easiest way I can describe this is Halo Forge. When Halo 3 came out forever ago, it came out with a thing called the Halo Forge where you could change the maps. You could build your own maps. You could build your own game modes.

You could adjust every little setting in the entire game, from the way the guns shot to, like, literally fucking everything. You could change everything. Battlefield's adding a mode called Battlefield Portal, where you can build your own custom game modes and just change everything, including, hopefully, I think is what this was fucking clean everything speed of the game like how fast people are moving

you get that you're gonna have a fantastic i i just don't that with hardcore mode yeah hardcore will help a lot i think but you just got the only thing i'm worried about is yes portal could be good for the game but how how how much stream longevity can you get out of portal playing custom games every day you no longer have that because then it's not a server based it's not a server so you just hope your friends will your stream will play with you every day you're probably it just defeats the purpose of i think those online shooters playing against other people when you're playing basically locally. In a sense, it's not local.

But whatever. I don't know. So Portal seems cool, and I'm excited for it. But I don't know if it's going to be enough to save the entire game. Yeah. I wish. This is hard. We're going to play Final Fantasy XIV later.

I'm actually I'm super excited I will go home and download that again Princess Dump Truck oh guys and girls if you haven't seen Princess Dump Truck

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