Unsubscribe Podcast - 28 - Halloween Squid Game

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

HAPPY TWO DAYS AFTER HALLOWEEN. Actually no, pretend it's Halloween. Ok, now that you're feeling spooky WELCEOME TO THE NEW EPISODE OF UNSUBSCRIBE!!   Donut wants to join the Squid Game, Baddie takes things way to serious and Eli is wearing a child's costume that almost fits right. Spooky games and Destiny 2. That's it. Now begone!   ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o   ------------------------------   Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe   -Baddie- https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams   -DonutOperator- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator   -Eli_Doubletap- https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap   ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This is an episode you're probably gonna wanna watch versus... I mean, if you're listening, fuck you. Well, we have the thumbnail. We have Squid Games, Donut Operator. Oh, wait. Cue us in. I can't feel my brain. Most people who listen to our podcast can't feel their brains either.

No blood flow going to my head. Ready, Donut? Do it. Start it. He just passes out. Boom. Oh, God. It's a really tough cost all the amber lamps hi everyone unsubscribe podcast hi everyone welcome to unsubscribe podcast featuring eli double fap daddy streams in the donut squid games Games. Yeah, Donut, your Squid Games.

So we have our costumes on, yeah. Grand Wizard. I am the wizard from the original dozens. Don't call me Grand Wizard. No! Isn't that what you're going for? No, it's the original Dungeons & Dragons DM, Dungeon Master Wizard,

from the cartoon from like the fucking eight. Nobody? I was going to be, it would have been awkward showing up as a drow and then him a Grand Wizard over there. Oh my God, you would. wizard from the cartoon from like the fucking eight, eight, nobody. I was going to be, there'd been an awkward showing up as a drow and then him a grand wizard. You enjoy. We're going to call it drow face. And then donut is wearing a child's squid costume.

Squid games. Squid games. It's relevant. I haven't seen it. It looks so uncomfortable. Squid. Are you good? How are you?

Are you okay? No, this hurts really bad You have two arms at the top Smaller than here. It's like I can see the blood That was the problem Give a little rippy rip right there. I think you should just wear the hat so your arms don't fall. Just give him a little rippy rip, it's fine.

Oh yeah, see? Your arms are so tight. I'm gonna die. Where's your knife at? We'll just do a sleeve cut in there. Yeah, just cut it off him. You just put the hat on, we'll be good. Squid games. Yeah, just tear it off him. Ah! If you just put the hat on, we'll be good. Squid games. Yeah, just tear the fucking squid off.

Oh, it's... I'll do the squid. I'll have a cape. I'm crying, dude. Yeah, he'll just be a bat, like Robin. He's so unhappy. He's so... UGH! UGH! Kill me!

Kill me! There. kill me kill me there so what are you eli what are you wearing i am also just found this out this is why it was thirty dollars his costume lights up it has a light on it is it like some Mortal Kombat ninja? That's I'm like having lights on a ninja car and your ninja costume is Like these are my opposite of what you want my femur These are knee pads Welcome to shishimi It's still too tight on the head. No! No!

Welcome to Shishimi. Donut is making sushi. Sushi ghost. As you can tell this is... Sushi ghost! They're in full circle. Hollywood episodes really kicking off Hollywood. Holly... Halloween? Halloween? Hollywood.

Hollywood. Welcome to the Halloween episode of Unsubscribed. Cheers. Cheers. Halloween. Dude, we got, this might be, and I'm going to jinx it now, the first episode where nothing goes wrong. I think it's still recording. It should all be good.

Or it's going to end and we're just going to be like, oh, that didn't record at all. It didn't work at all. It's okay. It's fine. Two options. So the last episode, what ended up happening for everybody who I know hated themselves after they listened to the first five seconds of the last episode, Windows updated and defaulted all of our audio and sound to the default Windows camera microphone.

And when I was monitoring it and listening, I'm monitoring through a mixer, which is not Windows. So the mixer sounded great. Guys, let me tell you how good that last episode sounded to me compared to everybody else. It was a completely different thing. It was, yeah, not great. Zay, come here real quick. We're going to have Zay just do a quick one over live.

Can you just say that little recorder right there? It's on there. Is it saying recording? Don't fucking touch it, though. Okay, perfect. See, we're good. Good work. We're good.

This is going to be that episode where it all goes right. I can feel it. We got minus our costumes. We're only 28 episodes in. Yeah, this will be 28 because we're scrapping the last 28. We're not putting it out. I'm so amazed we've made it this far.

I'm surprised the channel's growing. Honestly, the 10,000 people that watched the last episode for more than 30 seconds. Oh, man. that watched the last episode for more than 30 seconds. Oh man, if you listen closely at four hours and 13 seconds, they tell a hilarious joke. You can hear a word kind of.

Wasn't great. It was not ideal. Halloween? No, this is cute. Halloween's good. That means today we're talking about scary video games. And Destiny. And Destiny.

I really wanted to hear about Destiny. Do we start with Destiny or scary games? Let's start with scary games. Okay. I'm kidding, Destiny. No. Scary games, for sure. It's Halloween. It's Halloween. We're all wearing costumes-ish.

Grandmaster. We're wearing Grand Wizard. Grand Wizardmaster moe grand wizard and wizard a grand wizard batty from South Carolina. We know cow pens we know Red beard you read the more white I'm wearing a bald cat. I hate that ball. I'm so much It looks like you have a tit on top of your head Nipple up top Oh fucking my head over here You have a cul-de-sac You look like a shitty Hulk Hogan that works at McDonald's what do you mean brother?

Summer sweat when we rip my fucking robes off. Grand Wizard Batty. Magic Missile, brother! Oh yeah! I cast Magic Missile at the darkness! Yeah, that's what a Grand Wizard would do. Oh my god! Zane didn't hear that. No! No, that's a thing, it's from an old D&D

skit, oh no! Okay. D&D!it. Oh no! Okay. Hey guys. D&D! In the comments below, tell us what you're gonna be for Halloween. I'm gonna switch this real quick. Oh my god. No fucking, I, scary games were one of my, my first PlayStation game was actually Resident Evil, number one we're okay

not all the resident evil games were scary games uh did you play hollow resident evil when you were eight nine no it was like nine when i played the first resident evil it was terrifying okay but like there was like a gap in from spooky to not spooky to back to spooky three and three went to not Spoo they became more like action games Nemesis was pretty scary. Oh, yeah, I guess he pops up at random times and go through walls and stuff. He just I'm gonna I'm gonna die on this hill jump scares do not make a game scary jump scares are not young I hate that shit. You're little When you do it's a horror movies like

Got you fuck that jump light up your So, you know I'm scared or turned on hate jumpscare scary movie should be scary a scary game should be scary One okay, that's fair never mind you're right playstation one yeah okay there was a few limits and nowadays the games are like fucking pt and shit but like resident evil was the first one i'm cody probably the dog at the door and the dog in the windows yeah just jumping through the windows and stuff. You know what I just thought about, though, that was spooky that wasn't intentionally spooky? You're a Metal Gear Solid fan. When the psychic guy comes in.

Psycho Manus. Doesn't he start messing with stuff on the first Metal Gear Solid? That scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. Yeah, I guess not knowing that. That was actually a really big one, too, because Psycho Manus in the original one would tell you what's on your memory card. And he knew your every move. And you had to switch the control port to the second one in order to beat him. Okay, so I didn't ever play through this, but I've heard about having the control port thing.

And they'd read your memory card. He was like, I see you like Castlevania Symphony of the Night Snake. And it would go through like a list of Konami video games that read off the Night Snake. And he would go through a list of Konami video games that read off the memory card. And he would do that set the controller down and I'll make it shake. You remember? Yeah. But it was like a 9 year old, 8 year old. Yeah, you're like, holy shit! How the fuck does he know this?

He's shaking your Playstation. Get out of here! Spooky. But that's like that and Silent Hill. Okay, Silent Hill, yeah. Dude, Little Ten I was like, I don't remember how old spooky but that's like that and silent hill the first okay silent hill yeah do little 10 i was like i don't remember how old playstation came out in 90 so those games 90 you were like 30 by that time 13 30 oh yeah i was 32 and i was terrified do you want the bald old man cap? Give it three more years, I'll look like that.

Could you imagine a bald Eli? No. No, it's stupid looking. It's like basic training, Eli. Fucking terrible. I would love to see your basic training. And that's when I had big ears. Big ears and bald.

When you went basic, they just bicked your fuck. Yeah, the buzz yeah oh i'd love to see that i remember i shaved it in order i buzzed it before going to basic just so i knew what it was gonna look like i was like oh god this is terrible god i need i haven't seen you bald either wait yes you're i am the dorkiest fucking looking person ever I'll show it to you I'll show it to you Jesus Christ I want to see Batty bald and with no beard I've shown you before

bald with no beard yeah but like now oh no you have a strong jawline I don't know about right now I mean it's in there maybe like a bit of a second yeah there might be a little cushion on there yeah yeah but the jaws i don't have like jowl fat you know like we're good the jaws in there i just i like having a beard i'm good i don't know okay but for like scary games

silent hill was probably resident evil first scary one silent hill definitely was that one fucked with me i remember we were playing it and um power went out near my house and the tornado alarm went off and i was home alone i was like i die this is where i just this is for real going down right and then i didn't really play like the scary games it's harder the older you get you just don't give a shit as much yeah do you remember Pokemon

Lavender Town ghost Pokemon in the tower dude that story that was dark as fuck it was super dark it's like everyone's dead right um

it's like dead Pokemon yeah yeah well the main story when you're running like we're talking OG red blue is uh there was a

cubone a baby oh my god am i here showing a little oh no and you had to like fight it use a special tool to find its ghost mother marowak to defeat it so you're fighting like dead pokemon's mom and like your rival was there because he had a ratatat or something to eradicate the entire time up to the game then suddenly he doesn't have the pokemon anymore and he's in the dead pokemon tower so everyone's like when you beat your rival the last time you killed his pokemon there's a whole bunch of weird dark spooky but then the the other trainers that you fight in the scary tower they their stories are oh they're all like possessed and shit yeah they're possessed and some of them are like yeah my pikachu died last year and um that's why i'm here and then they're possessed and some of them are like, yeah, my Pikachu died last year and

that's why I'm here. And then they fight you and you're like, oh, that was Jesus Christ. Pikachu go, a corpse falls. You blinded Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash

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Next time you release it, it's just like blood and decay. Poke trainers throwing one. A dead corpse falls off. Oh, wrong one. You forget to go heal them at the nurse center It's like oh shit. I forgot the little Pikachu. It's a corpse and fucking it's like it's like now slit up the fucking middle it was hurting my brain

it's eyes are in such pain kill me he's the dead pokemon in the pokemon right now nice what they had for pokemon for that the original was um the japanese version they changed

the song because apparently suicides yeah what you didn't know this oh it's a whole lavender town's dark as fuck yeah like the original music which if you hear their og music it's fucking weird like it's it's unsettling and they had to change it because people were committing suicide. That's like the rumor and stuff. But it's like fucking... You don't want one of the Paul brothers to show your corpse in a forest. So I can see why they changed it. Yes, I was.

Oops. And used the thumbnail for it. Lavender. Did he use the corpse in the thumbnail too? Yeah, I thought he did. I swore it was like a hanging dude in the back. I remember seeing the actual video of it, but I don't remember the thumbnail. It might have been honestly. I swore it was the thumbnail. He's a piece of shit. Yeah.

Mmm. Oh god. Welcome to Corona again, by the way. Not using that mic. This is my mic. God. They had that. All those dark things.

The Zelda. Fuck. Now you have my mind going on those dark shit. Do you remember the Zelda one? The creepypasta one? Yes. The Nintendo 64 game? You can watch it on YouTube still.

Look up Zelda creepypasta Nintendo 64, guys. Watch that on YouTube. youtube no i don't know it's creepy as fuck it's like someone found a cartridge yeah they found a cartridge and then the game didn't play right and they're like what the hell and there was a save file with someone's name and they're like they deleted it and then they tried to play it and it was like teepo's link with a weird like no face his face was different and he would drown and then it's a fucking creepy ass story. You ever seen that? Dude. The game wouldn't progress.

Yeah, look it up on YouTube guys. Zelda, Creepypasta, Nintendo 64. It's nutty dude. That one creeped me out as an adult. I saw that like five years ago and it's yeah. Because it's an old story and it's like a Nintendo cartridge. They were like, yeah, this is how it runs. It story and it's like a nintendo cartridge they're like

yeah this is how it run it would show like scenes of the game playing and they're like right now link is just he's in this like he drowned and did something else came back and now he doesn't do anything and they can't get rid of the save file now and then something weird is following them around in the game or yes i haven't seen it in years i'm gonna go home and watch that today everybody's like what is this what the fuck man do these oh i forgot about all these old video game lore there's a whole bunch of weird fucking video game lore out there where you're like do video game creepypasta yeah oh it's gold it's gold they have one for um red dead redemption i haven't seen that one that one is they couldn't find out this cabin out there's a sacrifice one where they can't figure

out how to set off the sacrifice mechanics but they realize it's like there's this thing and if you killed bodies there certain stuff would start to happen but they don't know what and if you kill bodies usually i guess they disappear that is the only place they don't despawn they stay there and they'll rearrange themselves when you come back each time and they're like what the fuck is this you know that's a real thing yeah that's in like now and grant uh red deborah egyptian 2 what that's really cool i love when developers put stuff like that yeah and they're trying to figure it out and you're like what the fuck is this shit oh see now you got me i now i want to go home and watch all these like scary do you guys remember uhrim? Cicero? No. Cicero was one of the main guys, quest givers, in the Dark Brotherhood, the assassin.

And when you first meet him out on one of the roads towards a city, so Cicero, first of all, he's a jester, like a creepy clown that murders people. And he has like a creepy voice and he's awful. It's the worst thing ever. And he's wheeling around the first time you meet him this giant cart with like stuff all over and you realize later on in the game inside the cart is his mother and he calls his mother it's an old rotting corpse that's got like demons and shit in it and it's like commanding him to do stuff and he's just wheeling this cart

with a dead old lady in it and you find out later when you have to kill him and shit super there's a bunch of weird dark shit in the Elder Scrolls games too where you like walk into a house and everything's fine they're like oh there's a basement you go down to the basement blood shackles skeletons everywhere you're like oh oh I'm gonna leave this house real quick isn't that one of the Dark

Brotherhood missions in Skyrim where you kill the serial killer maybe there's one of them where there's a serial killer? Maybe? I remember there's one where there's a serial killer. I remember that. You gotta go down and you gotta kill him. And you find out he's one. In Oblivion, I know there's one like that too. It might be Oblivion.

You can choose to tell the authorities or you can kill him. It's one of the northern cities in Oblivion. I think it was northern or eastern. But it's a city with rocks and shit and the buildings are in the walls. You go in this northern or eastern but it's a city with like rocks and shit and you go and like the buildings are in the walls you go in and in the this dude's basement he's like murdering people there's so many weird little quest lines about just crazy murderers and witches and people sacrificing and it's like the witcher witcher has some fucked up witcher

you played witcher 3 the bloody baron yeah the intro to the The Witcher, the main first thing you really do is the bloody Baron. I can't remember the name of the fucking town that he's the Baron over. But his entire arc... Can we spoil a little bit of this for you? Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine for me.

Guys, we're going to spoil some Witcher. It's Witcher 3, whatever. It's a bit of a farce. You're helping this Baron, air quote, helping, I guess, to find some demon baby. No, find his wife, because he can't find where the wife went. Didn't the demon baby, like, didn't... That's why the wife left, remember?

Yes, that's right. Yeah, yeah. His wife, didn't his wife kill herself, too? Not yet. The wife, she was like, no, he's like all this. He's an abuser, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. The bear's an awful guy. He's like, I was a drunk and I was blah, but I didn't want her.

And she's like, we lost the baby because of it and he didn't want it. So then, because the baby wasn't wanted and it died and they left and they just threw it in the dirt. Gutter. Yeah, in the gutter. Just like threw the baby into the sewer or some shit. Yeah, it came back as a botchling, which is a demon baby. It's like a giant floating fetus baby jesus christ yeah and it's all grotesque and you see it and he has to like

hold it and bury it and actually pay amends to it and then dictating on what path you choose on how you help the wife or not either the wife dies or the baron hangs himself yeah there's no happy ending i remember i'm like yeah we did it and i came back like the dude's just hanging from a tree i'm like oh my god this game is dark and that's one of many fucked up like that's a main story but the side quest in that there's serial killers there's oh yeah there's an entire serial killer the one that kills the prostitutes oh shit yeah that's right yeah there's so much fucked up shit in this game yeah it's like oh the the sister that got her sister killed because she loved her sister's

husband and turned the husband into a werewolf in order like these side quests are fucking in the same which are still so good one of my favorites that that was storytelling that was the first time a city felt like a city when you get to the big one yeah absolutely like the game felt alive yes and that was the first time i've ever felt that i was like oh i'm like i'm in a city city and it's god you need to play witcher 3 i know i need to go play if you like skyrim after have you beat it yet no i'm 20 hours into it. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm 60% done with it. I have so much ADHD when it comes to side quests. Dude, the Witcher's going to break you then. I know.

I'm driving down. Because you were saying you have the same problem, too. I'm driving down the road, and these people are like, hey, there's an outpost over here. And I'm like, okay, it'll take me five minutes. I go over there, M14 headshot a couple times. It's mine. And then I'm starting to leave.

I'm like, I'm going to do my main quest now. Someone's like, hey, there's a base over here. And's mine, and then I'm certainly I'm gonna do my main quest now Someone's like hey, there's a base over here. I'm fuck okay. I'll go kill that base. Just real quick. Yeah four hours later To do what's like that meme when you like show up at the end boss you're like Okay, I'm ready for the question like level level 5,000. Boss is like level 20. He's like, hey guys, you're like... Like, it explodes. Like, shit, I made this way too easy for myself. Dude, that's how Skyrim was the first time I played it.

Eli, does your costume have a hood? It did. I can't... I can kind of reach it. It kind of ripped. Or one side did. You're a nun now. Good job.

It kind of did. This is what happens when you put in a lot of time and effort. Are you pushing Eli's butt right now? I'm pushing my butt, Donut! You won't like me when I'm angry. Eli's costume has a button on it and Donut's touching it right now. It's kinda sexual, I'm not gonna lie. Oh man.

Oh yeah. Yeah, The Witcher was a beautiful, beautiful game. Yeah, The Witcher was awesome. Yeah, back to what we were... Ah, the distraction. Halloween. Trick or treat guys that's what the game i wanted to talk about was um phasmophobia no resident evil 7 no what was that's right that's 2010 2011 it was that first person with uh if you were in the dark you go

crazy why can i not remember this you had a lantern it's fucking terrifying yeah i don't like spooky games to be totally honest really i didn't play them up until like recently i i don't play spooky i was too busy jerking off in elder scrolls land so yeah fuck yeah eight times through still riveting no Yeah, though. Did you guys play PT? What the fuck is PT? No, that was the one that old dude created before he left. Amnesia. That's the game name. I remembered it.

Nice. PT? Yes. Hideo Kojima. I did play Amnesia, I think. Was that actually called PT? No, I played the one with the video camera. Oh, that's...

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Fuck. Blair Witch. Light. Something light. Dark light? I don't know. We're terrible.. Fuck. Blair Witch. Light. Something light. Dark light. I don't know. We're terrible.

We did not plan this podcast. At all. We don't plan any podcast. We usually just have. We sit down with some white claws and we yell at each other. And people are like, greatest podcast ever. I'm like, okay. Y'all are dumb.

Just kidding. We love you. No, we don't. Her little bastard children. But yeah, fucking Amnesia was the one that you, it was fucking terrifying game. But PT, Hideo Kojima with Konami made it and then they never made it. It was supposed to be the next Silent Hill. Oh, okay.

So, El Toro... Del Toro... Guermo? Guermo Del Toro. So, he was helping also with it. Okay. It was on a PS4 demo, and he didn't announce it. They just released a demo, and it said PT.

Didn't release it with Silent Hill or anything. Just that creepy-ass fucking... It's just p like the letter pt p.t so the game starts and most people it took us a few days and even walkthroughs took a week to come out to how to beat it because it wasn't your standard hey go here to here this is a demo you start in a fucking house you it's a the demo disc days well yeah and you go your house is a l so you walk in you're like you start there's a phone you look there's the um there's pictures you walk forward the light's swinging you look to your left there's weird uh pictures ashtrays and there's like burn marks in

some of the scratch out when was the last time you played this that was four years ago i can't remember what i had for breakfast today this motherfuckers were calling it's shit on the wall it's pretty gnarly i never played it bro it is play it by yourself it's fucking like this i'm not gonna no rocket jump freddy i remember freddy and all of us it was late night we stayed late and we turned it on and we were like like we were looking over our shoulders i was like man i don't get scared from guys this game's fucking terrifying me so you walk and then you look to the right and then it's the front foyer second story you can never get into a swing door and you walk through the garage door and then you loop so then you're back at the other l and you're like what the fuck so and this there's

small changes though that happen the second time. You'll hear voices or something. And then the bathroom door closes. And you're like, what the fuck? And you can't open it. So you go back. You loop the project again. Then that door is just like, eee. And it opens it.

And you hear a child crying. You go to the sink. And there's a fetus in the sink crying. Baby fetus covered in blood just crying. And then the bathroom door closes on you. Now you're stuck in there. And you see an eye looking through you on a hole in the wall. crying baby feet is covered in blood just crying and then the bathroom door closes on you now you're stuck in there and you see an eye looking through you at the on a hole in the wall it is fucking terrifying if you've never played it play it because that's not even the scary part you can't

even like download it you gotta like bootleg it yeah now right because it was only a limited release and they never did anything with it yeah So it's just spooky for no goddamn reason. It's just a spooky spook. Well, you can beat it, and then you exit, and I don't want to ruin it for you because I think you both should play it. For sure. What happens when you exit it?

Play it, Betty. Because I want you to play it and be just terrified. I want it. And they make it VR. Oh, we got to do a VR version. Because Corridor, we beat it with Freddy, we beat it with Corridor, and they make it VR oh we gotta do a VR version cause I Corridor we beat it

with Freddy we beat it with Corridor and then they got the VR version with the headset I think you can use the Vive and you are in it and even though all the guys that beat it

like they were like fuck I don't wanna look around this fucking corner cause I know what's there what's around the corner bro that's the game spoopy stuff

yeah spoopy stuff. I'm not going to play it, but you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go set up my computer. I'm going to watch somebody else play it. Why can't we just watch you play it on VR? Pee. Because you see, can I wear my robe of power? Yes, baddie.

It's my robe of protection. You can wear your grand wizard robe. No, it's just a wizard robe. Yeah, grand wizard robe yeah grand wizard robe racism kills all just imagine there's a lot of darkness in the game while you're wearing y'all are the worst this is called pt i hate scary games oh it's so good like nico i remember he's like nico's the one he's like fuck fuck okay he's like i beat this game i hate that i'm terrified right now he's like this feels so and it is photorealistic it is oh yeah because he built a new engine

specifically for that yeah oh so good and when the lights go out all the game changes yeah it's good oh man don't like that not one bit what's the scariest game you've ever played oh man i did that we were just talking about i can't remember the name of it where you have the video camera yeah and you're in like you're trapped in amnesia and weird how it might have no it's no amnesia is the other one you're we're in a mental hospital yeah yeah yeah i cannot remember the name that's one of the spoopiest i don't play spoopy games man spoopy spoopy i just don't play spoopy games i should i have a weak heart i'm trying not to die my body that's like that's like one jump scare away from the hospital jeez that's how pewdiepie got like big huge because he did yeah well he did the he was doing

scary games for a while like jump scare stuff and then he even had his own series on television right scare pewdiepie or something oh yes he did on youtube yeah red youtube red when it first came out yeah but then he said the n-word and they canceled yeah he got oh yeah you're not supposed to do that that's a big no no don't don't that was on live stream too it was on pub g yeah pub g live stream yeah oh and the and the adpocalypse of course where you got the little kids to hold up signs that say things that i can't repeat on this podcast yeah yeah yeah it was but that's that that's how bpi like got so big in the in the initial beginning, like back in the mid-2000s, is because he was just doing a bunch of spoopy games.

I think it was. Amnesia was the scary one that he played, maybe. I think that might have been the first one. Maybe? Hmm. Because I remember that exact one that made PewDiePie PewDiePie. Yeah. Got us.

And then the goat one. I remember him playing the goat one. Oh, goat simulator? Yeah, I think that was it. There was one where he did that him playing the goat one oh oh goat simulator yeah i think that was it there was one where he did that there's an easter egg and goat simulator too you're talking about it i thought about this earlier when you were talking about red dead redemption 2 and goat simulator if you kill like six or seven people and you take them up to this certain hill and there's a pentagram there and you lay them in a certain way as the goat, then your goat turns into like a black demon goat and you're in hell and like everything's on fire. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. I did it on stream one night. I was like, wait, what? It's like someone in chat was coaching me through it. They're like, no, no, no. Now kill that guy. Cause you can drag people like with your tongue. You can like latch onto them. I drugged six people up to this hill and put them in a pentagram shape. And I was a demon goat. God, they put a lot of thought into this. Just so everybody knows, Goat Simulator is literally a game where you simulate

being a goat. You're just a goat. You're just a... Just a goat. Just a goat. That turns into a demon. You know, vidya games guys vidya games i don't really i didn't really do scary games at all though growing up i was just too busy in my

elder scrolls bubble but recently i did phasmophobia a bunch for a while that was yeah i played a lot of that it was more fun with terrifying moments especially especially in VR, because I played it in VR. Jesus. It was like my first VR big experience. What's Phasmophobia? It's where you're like a ghost hunting team. Oh, I saw Julian playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. And you have to like like use clues of like oh there is spooky cold weather in this room oh there's a chair thrown across that room and you gotta try to figure out if it's a what type of ghost is like a poltergeist or a demon and you gotta

like ghost hunt but at the same time if you're too loud because as you're talking into your microphone it's broadcast through the fucking game and the ghosts can hear you so my ass is like i don't like this i don't like this what the fuck's going on and i'm hiding and the ghosts are just murdering me also the game has certain words like uh like certain like trigger words like saying you're stupid or angry things towards the ghosts makes them mad or saying the name of the ghost because

they all have names so it'll be like oh the ghost name is jesse davis just and you're just saying it's fucking name to see if you can trigger it while your friends are in the house and shit and then i'm just you just shut the door and you try to hold the door shut with your friends and they're stuck inside it was okay terrifying but that's vr when you have those turnarounds oh yeah absolutely dude i've never played a vr oh my god no just i i shut my so you have video cameras and shit too so you can set up a video camera in a closet and then i'm just sitting in the corner of the closet because the thing's stomping around in the hallway and i'm trapped and all my friends are laughing in the van watching the security camera my My little dude, my VR avatar,

running around the corner, as I'm in my real room under a desk. Freaking the fuck out. It's a game changer. The first scary VR, it was a mobile. I had that mobile VR set. Yeah, where you use your phone in the goggles. And it worked really good,

especially it wasn't like Vive level at that time. This is 2015 era. But but man there's a mobile it was one of the few first scary games and i remember it was you're walking through and there was this like statue it was a stone statue and i was like what the fuck i was like yeah like walk i turn around it's closer and i was like what holy shit what the fuck i'm like uh so'm backing up in the game, facing the statue. And then a demon eye came. It's a fucking terrifying. You need to do VR.

VR makes things way more scary than they really are. Yeah. Because you feel you're there. I'm here now. I had the vibe broke for a while before my cat knocked over one of the one of the things the sensors one of the sensors and broke it i got to play it like was it five times squirter jones it was john before john jones yeah i was playing um uh what is it uh blade and sword and oh so mountain yes no no no blade and sorcery yeah yeah were you you're just a gladiator dude yes i did

this whole stream we called it the chris brown stream where I just beat up women the entire time I don't know how you haven't been canceled Well, no, the game was only spawning women and I was it was a stream where I was only using my fists My chat was like, oh, it's the Chris Brown stream Oh, Jesus How are you getting canceled this week? Oh, it's the Chris Brown stream. Oh, Jesus. How are you getting canceled this week? But yeah, I would like to do more VR stuff.

That's the point behind it. It's so much fun. Terrifying, but. We got to do. Alien Isolation is on VR now, too. Oh, I forgot about Alien Isolation. Yeah. I haven't played it. Kaylee played it a lot.

It's like the alien learns. It's AI. It's smart. And it learns how you hide hide so you can't hide the same way it's it's it's great that one if you've never played it's a fucking scary ass and it's on vr and it's scary i couldn't do vr because that thing comes it's the sound design if you have a good scary game sound design really matters and it's like and being where you don't have weapons and you have to hide it's like pt just there's yeah you you don't have well you can't kill the alien yeah you're just like i gotta run i gotta run and those androids the fucking the red-eyed androids oh man all those i love scary games i i haven't played one in a long time um i played pt not too

long ago because you can just download on pc now PC. Now there's an Unreal version of it. And past that, I've looked for scary games because I want to play them. I fucking love them. Did you play the new Resident Evil? Yeah. I'm halfway through it. The new new one is... Sorry, I shouldn't say that.

Seven. Seven was where it went full horror. Yeah. That was good. That's the family... Yes. Yeah. That was good. That's the family. Yes. Yeah. That one was crazy.

I played through that one on stream. I didn't finish it, but that was a scary game. Yeah. That was pretty fucking scary, man. Especially like you're looking for your girlfriend. You're going down the stairs in that first part and she jumps on you.

Yeah. And then you wake up and you're with the family and they're just like eating like like maggots yeah corpses and like all this other shit that's what it's like imagine for me it's like our scary games at nine years old 12 years old resident evil you know if we play it these days it's like this is stupid now imagine being 12 and playing resident evil 7 or pt like that would fuck with me as a child. When I was a kid, Ocarina of Time,

when you're older and everything turned into zombies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That used to scare the piss out of me. Absolutely. I hated it. I was like, I don't want to do this part. I don't want to do it. I'd just run. I wouldn't even fight him.

I'd just run. I used to be terrified of a lot of games when I was younger. I'd be like Splatterhouse or fucking... Was Splatterhouse the Jason foriday the 13th for nintendo even though it's terrible when you look back at it you're like oh my god this is terrifying jason's around the corner what's the dude on youtube angry video game nerd oh yeah avgn yeah he did one about that the jason on nintendo it's so funny it doesn't make any sense like it's just terrible yeah the map is backward like where your map is so you'd be like oh i'm here so if i go right i should go right not in this game it would be like he would be like i go right and then it shows him

this way in the map he's like god damn it yeah it! Go the wrong way! He left down. He's like, I don't even know where the fuck I am. Jason just shows up in the houses. You remember? He just it's like a Mike Tyson punch out. You have to throw baseballs at him. Yeah, it sounds stupid. A water gun. I forget. You're just like, Jason gets unconscious.

You run away. God, those old games are not scary. All fucking trash. Have they ever made a halloween video game like michael myers video game oh they had to have like there there's been i don't know they did a lot of jason they did a lot of freddy i don't remember any michael myers video games i can't actually remember a halloween video game which by the way go watch the new michael myers movie what's it called this time? Is it just Halloween again? Halloween, yeah.

We won't spoil it. We'll just say it's fucking frustrating. It's frustrating. We're doing a whole skit about it tomorrow. Which will go up a day before this podcast. So go check it out! It'll be gold. Or it won't be. We'll find out, though.

Hopefully it will be. It's good. It's a good concept. This one, this is, yeah, a chef's kiss. Okay.

Batty, are you ready to discuss? Is it time? Can we talk about it? All right. Destiny two. Okay. Batty's put a hundred hours in this game.

The past two days. Yeah. Two days. No joke. I'm at like 90 something hours past two days. Yeah, two days. No joke, I'm at like 90 something hours in seven days. This has been Batty's shit. He's been all about it.

So, I was at a point in playing Escape from Tarkov when I realized it's been four years and if I played another minute somebody was going to have to do 22 pushups real quick. I was right there. I hate that fucking game right now. I'm just tired of tarkov so i was like fuck it what haven't i played in very long time my previous favorite game

destiny one i played destiny 2 at launch and it was awful fucking awful worst launch in a game i've seen like a triple a title that i've seen in a long time so i didn't play it then i went back at the first dlc called forsaken which is when they killed uh cade one of the main characters in the game and it was like a big deal so i went back and played it but at the time i was like just on the verge of partner numbers on twitch so if i kept playing it i wasn't gonna be able to make it a job so i stopped playing destiny again it's been like two years i was back in uh september of 2018 and then three years yeah that long because you moved here then you went through you've yeah that September of 2018. Three years. Yeah. That long.

Because you moved here, then you went through... Yeah, that was a long time ago. That was a minute ago. That was the last time I played Destiny. That was in my first apartment. Yeah. And I was like, fuck it, I'll turn it on. Oh my God.

Did I get sucked into Destiny 2? It's good. Dude. So the game, first of all all i forgot what it was like to play a game that doesn't stutter and break i think battlefield really made me remember like what playing a real game was like because as much as i shit all over battlefield 2042 which i don't know if anybody will ever hear oh no that was in the broken podcast yeah um mechanically battlefield ran fucking

amazing the terraforming it was beautiful whatever so when i played destiny 2 it was just like a working fun game and i know the destiny community has their own little gripes with how it runs but compared to like dark off it's like being blind your entire life and somebody's smacking you in the face and like i can see gunplay one of the best the game can run dude in it there's so much to do like that's my biggest thing i have so much to do so my first day i played it like 12 hours straight the next day i played it for 17 hours or some shit straight, just streaming. And... Sorry, hair. You got it, girl. There you go. Yeah, and I've just been trying to get caught up.

I started as a brand new character because you were able to initially, I think, bring your Destiny 1 character to Destiny 2. I don't think that's anything. It's not anymore because, because dude there's been 15 we're on season 15 and each season in the game has been like a new story event like they're adding to the actual story of the game each season which is frustrating and awesome one it's awesome because all the content frustrating because you can't replay the old season events really you can play a couple back but you can't play like what happened in season three four like one of the most prominent characters in like destiny lore was saint 14 like this crazy titan you could wear his helmet as an exotic

and suddenly the motherfucker's alive now and he's just chilling in the tower i'm like where the fuck did he he was he was the legend where did he come from well if you get the gorham cards uh you can go on to the website and read about the lore. This is actually how original Destiny 1 was. You would do little events around the game. There was a word. They were like, we're going to spend all our money on Peter Dinklage. Okay, this is a good avenue.

He will just voice the robot for three seasons. And then we'll just... Yeah, Dinklebot. And then we'll get rid dinkle bot and then we'll get rid of that because it was a waste of fucking money and he put zero he he's a great actor and he it looked like he showed up to the set on that one because he's like oh no that wizard's from the moon that wizard's from the moon uh hold on i'll open this door for you. Yeah, good job, Ty. Just hold on. Let's go, Guardian.

Guardians, you got this. Is my paycheck? Okay, cool. Guardians, this is for the... You gotta kill darkness. That's not a joke. That's what you're actually fighting. You're actually fighting darkness. You are.

You're in the original and you're fighting darkness. You still are. Oh, okay. But, like, the darkness is there now. Like, that's the new season. The circle thing he's on. No, that's the Traveler. That's light.

Oh, yeah. The darkness are pyramids. Circle pyramids are bad. I don't know. Either way, through all the seasons, different story things have happened. Squid Game. The game is so much fun. The gunplay is fucking phenomenal.

I raged. You were playing and I was trying to play with you. Did you know we started playing together to try and catch up with you so we could play with you? I did. Yeah. I'm really happy. Even more so when I looked over to Eli in my chat my chat saying how do i make this work and i opened up his stream to see him on the verge of having a mental breakdown pissed i was so angry eli

couldn't get the game to run right it's broke dude that's the fastest way to watch me get frustrated it's like and when it's a game spot when i was like google this fucking and they're like destiny it says it's like yeah this is a problem across the destiny they've addressed it but they said that what they won't know when they're gonna fix that and i was like oh and then it's my lg monitor so then it was forced hdr on my monitor permanent and i there was no button on lg monitors fucking great idea lg make it where you can't turn off HDR mode on your monitor. Does my monitor have an HDR mode? Is that a thing?

I didn't know that before you said that just now. Yep. I was like, are you fucking? And then I Google LG turning off HDR. And they're like, no, you can't. Why the fuck can't you do that? That's fucking stupid. So then I had to wipe that reinstall the

drivers new drivers right the old drivers and then it worked the monitor was back to normal i was like and then i was talking to my stream and they're like eli don't turn on destiny this could go either way you're either gonna punch your fucking monitor or it's gonna work and i was like did you turn on destiny? Turned it on and it worked. And I was like, Oh, now it works.

Good. Looks fucking beautiful. I just haven't played it yet. I want to get him playing again, but the game, I'm not a player where I can help now. Yes, I've gotten to,

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and then I got to a point where I'm almost I'm just shy of the soft cap like the highest soft cap I guess hard cap I should say in Destiny so it's all yeah are you okay you guys choking on get his light

get his light. Get his light. Suck his dick. Yeah, suck my dick. So Destiny is all gear score, basically. You get different gear and it raises your light level. It's your gear score. Think of...

What was it in World of Warcraft? Gear score. Yeah, your gear score. It's called light level Destiny. It's your gear score. You couldn't do certain raids unless you had a high enough gear exactly which is your combined gear total yep it's exactly what destiny is so you're just trying it's

a looter shooter you kill enemies they drop little fucking things you do quests you get more loot you power up your level so you can do higher things eventually you get to do special things called like nightfalls which are super tough strikes or you can do raids which raiding is was my thing like i've never been the best at destiny pvp i was good back on xbox i am not good at rps dude dude getting a lighthouse was fucking hard i used to sherpa on console i used to sherpa raids and lighthouse runs flawless like lighthouse runs with my boys back on xbox destiny one i can so for what what sherping lighthouse runs means it was like your gear score normally doesn't matter in pvp yeah pvp is normalized it was your weapon but the weapons you'd want back in the day there was stronger fucking weapons in pvp only during iron banner

events which that gear score would somewhat matter weapon weapons had different abilities and things like that that would matter but the power well yeah certain weapons got broken but your but the level yeah yeah everything was yeah it was just the weapon itself if it was broke then there was a special pvp mode called trials of osiris which was like hardcore pvp where your gear score mattered in pvp so if you loaded in a little undergeared some dude would one tap you with any gun because you were a lower gear so it's like uh uh battlegrounds right is that what it was called in wow pvp in wow yeah that was the the large the mass skill oh yeah going into that you can do the arena in the battlegrounds and the arena was when

it's like 2v2 3v3 yeah like into that, but being super underleveled and just getting annihilated. Yeah. So I used to, those are 3v3 Trials of Osiris runs. Me and a buddy would run somebody who was not good at PvP. And if you got to the end of your card, which was 7 or 9. 9. 9 wins. Yeah.

You would get like super good loot. At like super good loot and we would run people to this and it was it was but you only could lose so what he means is a card is there's 10 slots if you you only can lose one pvp round out of 10 you have to have perfect and it was a lot harder than people like getting the lighthouse and people would want somebody to we used to you they would pay people money to get to the lighthouse yeah because we do brutal but fuck oh raids on hard we would crush like the raids on destiny you're going to fucking love because the gunplay three times now four times they brought back vault of glass oh yeah vault of glass i've seen one a dude solo it i was watching some of the solos of it, and I was like, oh, God, this is fucking insane.

I remember soloing Crota. Dude, like, Crota's End on D1. So, yeah, the whole thing is I just wanted to get back into Destiny and start raiding, so I had, like, something fun to turn my brain onto for a little bit while Tarkov was making me want to die. And raiding in Destiny 2 is fucking awesome oh yeah it's just as good like there's even more mechanics now they're like you need to learn how to do things which is which is what makes it fun it's not just uh shoot the big guy it's like do this dude there's there's

things there's certain roles there's a um called uh deep stone crypt i think it's dsc yeah and it's a special raid where like there's people that have to get pick up certain roles like somebody's got to be an operator somebody's got to be a scanner somebody's got a dude and you have to like the operator has to shoot his teammates to remove debuffs on them while a scanner has to run around and look for the correct boss because there's multiple copies of the boss that only the scanner can see the right highlighted one. Oh, yes. Dude, it's so... And there's another role.

God, I can't remember. A suppressor where you have to shoot the boss after standing in certain places to suppress his shield so everybody else on your team can actually damage him. And you have to do this shit in sync all in the right time order so that you can actually do a little bit of damage to the boss. And then it's rinse and repeat with different enemies and the whole time enemies are attacking

mobs are coming in dude at the fine placement it's been so good it was actually a really fun it was a frustrating raid to learn but because we were teaching a couple new people including myself but dude like it's it's fun like learning how to raid again it was a lot of fun we'll have to we have to fucking level up it's a game like i am i love destiny that's when i just played with freddie matt john carman and we just roll through it we just be like this is our group this is every friday or whenever the the loot table would rotate uh tuesdays tuesdays to be tuesdays at like 2 a.m or yeah whatever now it's like noon i was waiting for the part of the podcast where baddie and eli talk about a game i know nothing about we got here we are here we are i'd also like to mention something we haven't done

this podcast come our sponsor come i should have worn my doom shirt. If you haven't heard of cum yet, that's who sponsors us. Brought to you by cum. When you kill a certain type of vex in the vault of glass, they explode with white cream. That's an actual thing. Cum. There you go.

There we go. I know about that. Remember aliens when the androids would die and they were just white and you was out of them? It's like their blood was cum. Yeah, they were cum blood. Cum blood. That confused me as a child.

I was like, why is milk shooting out his mouth? Oh, the androids? Yeah. It's like, what was everyone on the ship doing with the androids? Androids, come here. Come here. Come here, androids. We've been in space for a long time.

He wasn't dying. He was just sleeping in space for a year android come here come here come here they don't have liquid in them they store whatever is placed inside them that's why when the queen alien stabs through it it's just scientists in the future. Like, how can we power this robot? Well, everyone on the ship is going to be lonely. Yeah.

And they know it's a robot. Cum! Cum! It's powered by cum. I mean, so are we, technically. So... Oh, no. Oh, no.

I can't look at the queen killing that android this time. It's just 18 dudes on the spaceship's cub spilling out of it. Why do we continue to make it look like a guy? Where's the girl android? Put a hot android on the ship. Now I understand why they're not making it a girl. Yeah, that makes sense. Never mind. Can we pick our android?

It's like, of course. It just shows up with huge tits and a fat ass and looking like an amniot. Yes. Yeah. We're on the right ship. Weird. All the space nerds just pick this model. Did you never try Destiny 1, though?

No. Really? Nope. Damn. Never played it. All right. Okay. Come.

Come. There's one thing Donut knows a a lot about and that's semen oh no oh man yeah i destiny too i got to like level seven or eight or something i was playing the hunter oh hunter's the only way to play yeah i thought you would be playing the wizard guy the warlocks so i started as a warlock but i love hunters and destiny i'm time really i mean that makes sense yeah i'm always a warlock so cool i gotta make a warlock so if you want i can make a new character you get three characters you can make one of each oh we can just all power level

together play video i'm definitely gonna send my guns for my good character over to my warlock you can transfer guns from a character to another yes I forgot about that yeah cause you have a storage box it's called a vault and any character can open it

so I can buy high leveled warlock and titan gear from Xur on special days like right now, and give that to my Titan Warlock immediately to help power level him a little bit. Oh, shit. Huh. Are there level requirements on guns? Or you can just give it to him?

It's just the way loot drops will only drop around your level. Shit. Up until the soft cap cap which is 1270 when you get to 1270 things start getting a little harder and you have to start doing special quests to get what's called powerful gear or pinnacle gear which is gear that'll be above your level up until that 1270 though it just everything you're getting so you're always swapping gear out yeah you don't really get a find your fun gun at that point yeah because it's just you need to get to that soft cap and once you get to the soft cap you're doing those hard missions

what are called strikes nightfalls raids uh some crucible matches can help you get gear there are new types of raids called dungeons dungeons are three people raids i've been carried i got carried through one bro it is hard and hard i mean like confusing i got the dumb and it's terminal and that shit was tough because they like oh man i in the platforms like destiny rays i think we've talked about before but the platforming in destiny so you were in like it's first ground and everything where we were in the world on earth or whatever the fuck where you start cosmic drum russia yeah and then there is the raids have platforming when it's and that is the like jumping puzzles yeah and that is when you start seeing which of your teammates are going to be a an anchor in this fucking equation of beating this.

It's like, bro, you just got to jump two times. What are you doing? And they're just like, I'm trying. Yeah, because there's no, like, they teleport to you. You're like, this ship goes, oh, it was like Crota or whatever. It was like this ship. Crota's like, you have to jump on moving ships. And then this ship, and you had to do it in a specific order and time it,

and then you would make it to a certain wall. There was that hard wall jump, and then you would make it to a certain wall there was that hard wall jump and then you go and then we just beat it and that's when we knew our buddy jc i'll just say jc was high as fuck because jc sucked dick that game when he was high and we'd just be like jay what what are you doing he's like what like jump on the fucking ship and you just see him stand there it's like the ship's already started And you see just And it resets It always resets at the beginning too Yeah and you start all the way back

There's no way to help your friends through this shit No they have to do it And it is fucking frustrating When I used to share parades Like we would Oh the dick wall Yeah dick wall There's a wall it's just like a it's like a horizontal wall at an angle with levels like a pyramid like oh god and you have

to you'd be running on the side of you know be running across the side of this thing then i know where a giant dick would come out and just beat you off you would see your friend go and you don't. You just die. Yeah. So you'd have to wait for the dicks to fly out. You'd be like, it was the dick wall. That's what everyone called it.

And you'd run by real quick. Nothing happened. Nailed it. Go to sleep, say. King's Fall was the dick wall raid was a solid one. I'm going to have so much fun on those. Imagine World of Warcraft with... Well, Woe had some platforming raids.

Are you using your squid to clean up spilled white claw? Yeah, man. What else do you use it for? You know? That's it. I'm going. My man's got a point. I'm going.

Halloween costumes are good for two things. Disguising how ugly you are and cleaning up old booze. Bam. There's going to be a lot of slutty officers this year. Oh, no. Everyone's going to be wearing squid game costumes. Oh, God, yeah. Slutty squid.

Slutty squid. The zipper's going to be halfway down. Yeah. That's it. And then hot pants. Helmet on. Well, yeah, they're going to be way too tight. Oh, yeah. I'mty squid. It's going to be the zipper is going to be halfway down. Yeah. That's it. And then hot pants. Helmet on. Well, yeah, they're going to be way too tight. Oh, yeah.

I'm a squid game. Pew. I'm a squid game. Yeah, I'm a... I saw the movie. I'm a squid game. Yeah, I want to do a squid game thing. I love squid game.

Are we going to do a squid game skit? Yes. Yeah. Why don't we do a squid... That's super easy. That's easy. Our Halloween skit tomorrow. It's going to be so good.

That's what I'm excited for. That is going to be gold. God, yeah, we need to get those because it's like be that's what i'm excited for that is gonna be gold god yeah we need to get those because it's like platforming like they didn't wow but we're wow if i remember i would push you forward through everything right no wow you had some of those obstacles you had to get through right what the fuck what just happened world of warcraft raids yeah i know they had platforms in that some Yeah, some of the later raids too. Yeah, and you had to get through it as a character. No.

You still, a lot of it was like where the boss was going to kill you at and you all had to go at the same time to certain points. Yes. Yeah, you still can't help each other through it. Yeah. But it's just on a much larger scale with Destiny 2 because it's a first-person shooter. Whereas WoW, it gave you a little bit of...

A little bit of leeway. But in Destiny 2, it's like no, you gotta have life. Who got fucked because they couldn't jump far? Like one of the character classes? For a long time, Hunters had the most

difficult because so warlocks and titans both have like warlocks can kind of float out yeah titans can power our they call it double jump air skating yeah titan uh hunters had the double jump but their double jump wasn't long long yeah it doesn't propel you. It's just like two jumps. Yeah, they had to be very accurate. Eventually, they put out a gear, like a set of legs, boots, that increased your double-dutch distance to make it better. And they're like one of the main DPSs, too,

so you can't not go in there with them guys, right? No. See, that's the thing. Right now... You can have just nothing but Titans in it. Titans and Warlocks are like your most wanted classes right now because each I hammer job Not even that anymore Titans obviously have their their weapons of light where they can make a dome that can only shoot down

You can't shoot out of it, but if you step into it and then step out you get the power But you get a huge power buff no shit warlocks have the opposite where there's no dome to protect you But if you stand in a well, it's a light a light well it heals you and gives you a power buff so yes you can still die in the well but it's harder to die in the well and you stack that with each other if you got like both you put like a bubble behind the well so you go you're just like yes and you just the thing about hunters yes they they can probably do some of the most damage with their super because it's a golden gun and does huge damage but they have a special item called the celestial nighthawk it's a helmet that turns like your six shooter golden gun into a single shot it's like an omega fucking

dash beam yeah so if you can get a couple hunters with that a titan a warlock titans and warlocks just have some cool fucking abilities so they can get through shit a little better you'll like it right so we're playing destiny 2 we're gonna get it has it only like that yeah so i i was excited to play that again and when i was playing i was like oh this is home i remember this it just it took a few years for them to figure the fuck out we we joined at a right the right time they just went through a huge issue where uh the lead developer for the game luke smith you probably remember him from the first one i guess you decided like hey man the game's getting too powerful we're just gonna sunset all your weapons like 600 something weapons or something like that just couldn't use

them anymore because they were they they couldn't be powered up with your light level anymore so people spend you know years grinding out the perfect rolls and getting all these weapons and then he's like get fucked jesus really they they they are no longer sunsetting anything but like there's a whole section a subset of weapons from a couple seasons ago that are just useless now you just can't use them and so now i guess luke is no longer people don't like yeah he's not a he used to be super good because he helped do like the taking king uh raid he helped like do that but now he's i guess a a suit and not so much a in charge of business that's actually and there's like five new raids so we went to um

i forgot i gotta see destiny before it came out yeah you're a piece of shit i forgot about that i went to the i went to the what studio three three yeah bungee bungee when they met that in seattle when freddie and them came up and i hung out with him the first time as a friends like when they were like yo come out they were like hey we're gonna go see bungee you want to come they're working on this game we had assigned ndas and everything i was like oh this game looks fucking dope we don't know what the fuck it was at that time yeah and they had like cinema trailers they let us like show us like bungee was dope studio how it was all set up i'm like holy fuck this is great but seeing as um and then remember it released and i was like oh it's fucking great i remember going and actually hanging out and seeing that for the first time that was the first

video game studio i ever went to they had the old master chief stuff okay because it's og bungee yeah it was og bungee and then one of the last times uh pax 2019 when i went i remember i got lunch and then um two guys were sitting next to me and i was like oh nice shirt uh because he had a he had a destiny shirt on and he's like oh thanks i was like you you guys play the game and you're like oh we we created the game i was like oh shit what's up i was like oh fuck look uh i made two guns look like your guns and destiny and they're like Oh, can you actually text that to me? Yeah, and they're like, that's fucking dope fucking yeah, I still want to make a key opera now into like an ace of spades

Oh 100% ace of spades is a special gun. I'm sorry. Don't I did really cool story guys? We can talk about come again Yeah Something I know about you guys know what come is very well I don't know how make a girl do it but I know about my own I have come like a real man I always always finish first. I'm first in everything in life. Be a man, come. That's a shirt. It just says, be a man, come. It's like, what is this?

What does that mean? Your costume is such a mess, Eli. It's fucking awesome. I don't know what What child is going to walk around holding his fucking butt Every single kid that would wear that Oh Because he's autistic

It's got lights Ryan's just looking at it It's not a UPS costume He'd fucking hate it My son is a UPS man He'd be like this is not the right brown donut he would know the fucking xcode for that brown

he knows the four digit or yeah the xcode seven years in a row ups man cheapest costume in the world because he wears it for like four years and then we upgrade it and then he wears it for like four years and then we upgrade it. And then he wears it again. The hat stays the same though. Is it still like a little

too small hat? No. Well UPS are fucking, they're gangsters. Every time UPS for holidays. Shout out to UPS. Yeah. Don't ruin my packages. The employees, they'll send it multiple different. UPS employees have sent stuff to the PO box of just UPS cars, toys, trucks, NASCAR, their

outfits, uniforms, everything. And Ryan's like, fuck yeah, dad. I'm like, yeah, thank the UPS guys. They're making this possible. Does he wear pants or short shorts? Pants. He's all about those long pants. Okay. Okay. Not okay not a short short guy yet that's why today was very special as the first thing he was happy about to go to school because he was like can i he puts on the

outfit on he's like it's halloween it's fucking friday i'm showing everyone where i'm working when i grow up he gots his hat on he gots his mask on. He's like, fuck yeah, kid. John, what was John this? What's John? Oh, he's at that age where he's probably not going to trick or treat much. Yeah, I don't know, man. He hasn't told me much. He wore something. He made up his own Walking Dead character.

I was going to say, he had a mask and everything, didn't he? Yeah, he made up his own Walking Dead character. He combined it with a prisoner, a gas mask, and Negan. And he sent me like four paragraphs of what his character was which is really cool he's being really creative about it this year because he's obsessed with The Walking Dead right now so he's oh god

he's being a prisoner that escaped that is Negan also and has a bed so he makes it I like it and you're like son this is great you didn't read it like a real dad I said nice did you get my email and you're like, son, this is great. You didn't read it. Like a real dad, I said, nice. Did you get my email?

Did he write you a letter? No, he sent it in text. And it was like literally five paragraphs. I'm really proud of him. John, you're so great. Donut does what he does to all of us. He just hearts the text. He double taps it.

He's like, cool, John. Yeah, cool story, bro. TLDR next time. God damn, man. Oof, we were... Oh, God. That last vlog I did. Every comment, it's like... Oh, God.

He lies as tall as John. I was squatting. Maybe bend down slightly. I don't know. You're just short. He was dancing with john so he was like a little bit lower and people were like i can't tell if john's getting bigger getting smaller both it's both well the stream that's what the stream's like are you like five

two i'm like oh this is great every and now when i meet people they're like you're way taller than i thought i was like i mean i'll live with this this is the new thing compared to your way shorter than i thought because people thought i was matt best height they're batty or anyone i'm like no i'm not fucking six and two six three pieces how tall you you're six foot club oh no i'm 5 11 oh you're right i'm the fucking king of the manlets. King of the manlets. Hear that, chat? If you're under five, I said chat again. Yeah, Matty, tell the story of when you were helping me fix my button.

Oh, my God. I was trying to help Eli fix his foot pedal, I believe, and I called him on the phone, but I was at my computer kind of walking him through steps to fix the usb uh yeah while he was at his house using his uh phone everything and we're trying to fix shit on our computers and as i was telling him how to do things on the phone i was talking into my microphone and using my push to talk button because i'm so trained when i'm in front of a microphone to talk to it and also use my push to talk button at the same time to talk to friends hey eli yo can you hear me in my come hey what's up buddy i'm like bad he's like god you literally i could hear your voice drop

of what you were doing like god damn it i was talking to my, Eli, so what are you going to... I'm dumb. Like, I'm not talking to anybody on my computer, and I'm still using my mic like I need. Like, I'm using my fucking PC mic to talk to my phone like an idiot. This is what we do. Well, that should be well over an hour, actually. So go play Destiny 2.

We're going to play... Wait, this podcast was over an hour? Hey, Fluck, just cut this one in half. Don't give them the second half. Perfect. Fuck you guys. We just don't end podcasts anymore. It just stops talking halfway through.

Wait through a sentence. Yeah, I like Destin. Podcast. And it stays for 30 minutes, though. Just silence. Yeah. Nice. Well, everyone, shout out to our sponsor come um bye everyone ranch water oh god we haven't done a drink sponsor in a minute oh god and then we won't know when's the next time we're doing a podcast because you have to move

i'm moving at least a week you guys are gonna have like a week or two lull there between podcasts yeah i mean i'll try i can get i mean this shit's easy to set up so that won't be a problem we could borrow someone's else if anything especially we got that new setup for the podcast will be easy to set up i just the table's gonna be set up the right away so there may not be all the bullshit set up yet but the table and the podcast can be set up yeah next thing we'll work on is our cameras. Make that nicer because this is totally. Deal with the iPhones. Yeah.

iPhones today because two people forgot cameras. It's better to watch the video. Yeah. Two people forgot. You forgot your cameras. Yeah. Eli and I both forgot our cameras. This is the best podcast in the world.

Sorry, Fluck. We get something new and then we regress. One step forward, two steps back. Guys, the audio is going to be rad today. Picture quality on this Razor from 2003. My flip phone Razor. It's 480p. My two megapixel camera.

Well, Bonapopinator Batty streams the Grand Dragon White Grand Wizard Grand Wizard and Eli oh my ninja costume's on double tap

Batty say bye bye we love you guys happy Halloween