Unsubscribe Podcast - 30 - Demo Swears ft. DEMOLITION RANCH

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

THE BIG 3-0. Number 30. and is it a DOOOOSY. Demo Swears Donut was out of town so we had to get crafty. THATS RIGHT WE CONNED ANOTHER BBIG YOUTUBER TO BE ON UNSUB!! Today we have DemoMatt from @DemolitionRanch !!! We talk about how @OperatorDrewski just keeps stealing all of DemoMatts gear and guns, all the games Matt knows NOTHING about, and the cherry on top... WE GET DEMO TO SWEAR! He is never going to do another podcast again. You're welcome. GO SUB TO DEMOLITION RANCH!! https://www.youtube.com/user/DemolitionRanch ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We're syncing mics. Clap. No, don gotta clap. No, don't clap. I'm gonna start over. Okay, you gotta say welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. Yeah, normally Donut does the intro because he's got the voice. Do it like he would. Like he would? No,'t do it. Okay. Hi everyone demolition ranch here Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast Donuts fired

Is pretty good too like it's a decent looking Guys. No one's ever told me that before. I'm blushing. Veterinarian. Doctor. Astronaut. Let's just leave it at vet. Leave it at vet. This is a vet only podcast. Two time silver star recipient.

Medal of honor recipient. In the veterinary field. Killed millions of kittens. Millions. Demolition. And growing. If you had to put a number on the amount of kittens you've actually killed. Okay.

Kittens or cats in general? Yes. Kittens? Probably like seven. Cats? 7,000. Man. So many.

How many of those were at the ranch versus at the range? I just wanted to start that with a bang. Yeah. Kills kittens. There you go. Dryer. Dishwasher. There's all kinds of ways just leave the middle yeah just leave the middle kittens are really easy final solution demolition adol i already regret coming on this. You should.

Did y'all know that I actually hate podcasts? Like, this is the second, no, third one I've ever been on. What? Yeah. I actually tell everyone no,

but I like you guys so much that I said yes. This is going in the thumbnail. Demo Rich, third podcast only, final podcast. I really, I've been on,

I've been on, I've been on the Black Rifle one, which was great, and I went on one with Silencer Co. They were doing a podcast. I went on with them because I like those guys. But I don't want to go on any other podcast. I don't know. I just don't like it. But I like you guys so much that it

Yeah, this was last minute too. I texted you yesterday at like 8pm. I'm like, hey man, Donut Camp You should see the frantic i was like let's text demo see if he wants to do it so i was your fallback no you were definitely super planned a long time ago did you lose the invitation in the mail or something yeah this was me last night on stream i was like imagine having demo ranch tomorrow on your podcast and you have nothing prepared and you don't give a fuck.

Here we are. We don't need to be prepared. We have White Claw. We do have good ideas. Yeah. And we have this. Well, it's an okay idea. It's not a great idea.

That's a lot of White Claws for only three guys. Yeah, we have to finish this. We usually have like one left at the end. We should have played Power Hour. What is Power Hour? You take a shot of beer every minute for an entire hour you've never played power hour no i've never even heard of power hour i thought everyone had heard of that that's like a thing that's you have to drive on the day no you guys are going to you guys are going back my way

y'all could drop me off yeah when you get it when y'all are drunk uber the second podcast is brought to you in kindle county jail welcome did donut pick us up hey i'm just saying that would be a great video for my vlog donut picking me up out of jail yeah that'd be a pretty great shooting breakdown because you're not going to go peacefully. Will there be shooting? Dang it. Where's that big sword?

That's what you're going to choose. Not the G30, like all the different things. You're just like, I'll take the sword. Now that you say that, that is a better choice. That's probably a... Okay, the podcast. But you know what would make the news? One more time.

The sword. What if you mount the sword? Like the world's biggest bayonet. No, just have it. That would be a great video. Why have you not done that? Yeah. So power hour, guys. How many acres you got here?

Can we go out and shoot some? I mean, I could probably get away with like sub nine mil. Yeah. Because I only technically have like two acres. And then there's that. There's like another six outside of it. Do you like your neighbors or nah? I will never meet them.

Perfect. Because there's none. Welcome to what probably appears to you as poverty. So this is what a middle class American looks like. It looks so much better now. The last time the room was empty, there was just one shelf. And it wasn't. How do you have three figures and a light?

Because I did all this. This is all they're going to see. That camera doesn't matter. I don't know that camera doesn't matter i don't know how much you guys know about baddie but like i've never been to his home before and i'm learning i'm learning a lot like he never came to my house dragon figurines you came in and you're like this is quaint i didn't actually he said really nice i was actually in love like the barn is awesome like i'm a barn guy like he's got all this extra man space outside it's so cool i love it i'm so i don't have neighbors anymore you can put all kinds of cars and armored vehicles out there yeah speaking of that's one thing i want

to talk to you guys about today what i have a business opportunity for you two okay and anyone else for the unsubscribed podcast like donut too, it's actually anyone who wants to chip in on this because I don't know how else we'll make it happen. Oh, OK. I got a text today. Someone is selling a Teradyne Gurkha, which just pop up a picture of that on the YouTube podcast video. There it is. It's an armored vehicle based on a Ford F-550 chassis. And it's awesome.

An F-550? That's a thing? Oh, yeah. No, no, no. They. A 550? That's a thing? Is it a semi? Oh yeah, no, no, no. They make a 550? Yeah, so actually it looks just like an F350 and then they have a 450. They have a F150, everyone's seen those.

Yup. Those dumb Raptors and stuff. Okay, listen here. And then they have an F250, which they put diesels in those, and then they got a 350, and then they got a 450, which looks the same, and a 550, but they can carry more weight.

Okay, so it's bigger. And then the 650s go to like semis and stuff but the 550 they just armored it and it is sick and there's one for sale and it can be ours if we all go in together make this work how much are they asking uh it doesn't matter i mean i feel like it might let me just tell you what he said oh i can show can you just just trade him something? Don't you have something dumb sitting in your barn? I was thinking about trading my 5-ton for it, but I really love my 5-ton.

Dude, your 5-ton's baller. Here's what it looks like. I know you guys on the podcast can't see this, but just imagine something epic and armored. That's what we're talking about. It looks like a mini MRAP. Yeah, it does look like an MRAP. It's like a mini MRAP.

Let me see. Cougar? Cougar MRAP? Yeah, it actually does look like an MRAP. It's like a mini MRAP. Let me see. Cougar? Cougar MRAP? Yeah, that's what I was going to ask. He's guessing the price will be $275,000 to $295,000. That's not nearly as high as the numbers I thought you were going to say. Cool, then we're in. Can we sell some of these swords or something?

That's worth at least $60. We're getting there. Let's do it. I got like a solid $50,000're getting there. Let's do it. I got like a solid 50K in Pokemon cards. Oh, heck yeah. I wonder if instead of

That's Batty's investment. Instead of selling those, we can just see if he'll trade straight up for Pokemon cards. Hey, armored armored truck owner. Do you want do you take Pokemon cards?

Have you seen how much they're going for though? I mean, it's an investment. You know, it's not going go up in value an armored vehicle, you know, it will Pokemon cards maybe I Mean they've only got they're selling for like two billion dollars at this point two billion a million Like a sink like single cards are five hundred thousand to over a million. How many of those do you have? Do you know? No. Remember, I live in poverty, remember? Cause I don't have any. I can touch the ceiling of Batty's room.

No you can't, stand up. Stand up and touch the ceiling right now. Yeah, you touch the ceiling. Batty has to crouch down and walk around. Stand up and touch that ceiling without jumping. Oh my, Bat- Oh, he's this close. Batty, yeah.

Fuck you. Eli couldn't reach. That's what I thought. But if you squint, it didn't look like you touched it. It was really close. It's like right across. You short fuck. Batty went from like fucking bolted ceilings to what I think is Hobbiton. So what does that make you?

A Hobbit. This is my size house. bought eli's house it feels like a house from vermont that's why i like it it's i don't it i felt weird in that other house it was so like tall really i've never had a house i've always had like small houses the house i owned in vermont was only 1600 1500 square feet but it was on 20 acres. So it was back to the barn. You have a lot of room for like a Teradyne Burke. Gurkha. Gurkha. Is that a knife?

I don't know. Gurkha. Yeah. That sounds like a dinosaur. Only has like 4000 miles on it. So it's I mean, that's a lot of miles for an armored car. Yeah. Someone's been driving that thing a lot.

That's a lot. That's 1000 miles. That's seen some battles before, guys. Obviously, it's deployed to... It's deployed to like... Can we shoot at it? Virginia and things. Okay.

If you buy it, are you going to shoot it? A little bit, but like not... I'm not going to destroy it. You're not going to shoot the Barrett at it? No. I'm going to shoot pistols only. Yeah, pistols only at the door. Not Barrett.

Not like a 300 Blackout? 50 Cal? A sub, 300 Blackout sub. Yeah, yeah. But that's it. So no green tip. No. This is how it starts.

That is how it is. I used to have an armored Suburban. Yeah. And what happened to that? It got shot with all kinds of stuff. You ruined. Did you plan on destroying that Suburban? I actually was going to keep it and make a bugout vehicle.

And now I destroyed it. And now I want another bugout vehicle. So you're Paradine Gurkha. I i don't know i don't know what happened like i really was planning on having a you had scott hang out survival yeah but i wanted a survival bug out vehicle and have like all my plate carriers in there and my gun my bug out bag ready to go and then i kept walking past in the bar and be like i just want to know like what will it stop you gotta do what everybody wants when they see that arm vehicle they're like i just want to know i just want to know. What will it stop? You got to do what everybody wants to do. When they see that arm and vehicle, they're like, I just want to know. I just want to shoot it.

It was weird because I went in 100%. I'm going to keep this forever. Then three months later, I was like, screw this. I'm shooting it. That was a long idea. Yeah, the thumbnail was great too. How many views does that have? I don't know.

They got like a million a piece or something and counting. That's pretty hot. We made five videos destroying it. Yeah. Really milked it. Yeah. Just really. The last video had tanks and explosions. That was great. I've seen that. I haven't seen the last one yet.

I saw the up next thing. So anyway, now I don't have an armored vehicle and I got the itch. You don't watch? You don't watch my channel? Yeah, he jerks off to it Thank you, thank you, I forgot about you didn't know about that either did you you just that was just no I knew y'all told me that did we yeah you yeah, no either you were Matt best text me or maybe is you

Like hey, so we made this joke in this video. We just wanted to clear it with you before it goes live. I wouldn't have asked. I would have just put it out and been like, hope you see it. It was you or Matt then. And y'all were like, we just want to make sure this is cool. And I was like, yeah, I'm glad I wasn't there for filming, but I don't care. It's fine. It's family friendly. It's a little too edgy

for me, but it is funny. Dude, wait, that's too edgy and you're on our podcast right now. I've never watched your podcast. I have no idea what you guys is funny. Dude, wait. That's too edgy and you're on our podcast right now. I've never watched your podcast. I have no idea what you guys do here. Oh, God. Is that bad? The last half hour where we take our pants off together is going to be real weird.

We're going to have to scratch off the come say mean things about Mexicans. Get rid of that part. No, I'm actually in for that. Oh, okay. You just have to look me in the eyes and degrade me. And I say yes, daddy, the entire time. Si, papa. This is how we end every podcast.

I don't like it. I don't like it at all. The tank video reminded me of one of my favorite comments I've ever accidentally done was on. Your tank video on your IG. It's pointing at your head. Okay. And I was like. My thumbnail? Yeah. Yeah yeah and i was just like uh tank has bad muzzle awareness a year ago remember when it was you and your wife and i was like something something cum box matt come matt cum box and you remember yes so matt it was like matt and Mayor just saying I was like I was like Matt come box like yeah and everyone

took that everyone's like Eli that's messed up man we're all at Matt's house we're all just beating the shit out of each other yeah but I was I was confused why everyone was pissed about I didn't look at I posted and I forgot about it and he called me he was like bro people are getting pissed at your comment

they don't know and I was like what they And he called me. He was like, bro, people are getting pissed at your comment. We don't know. And I was like, what? They were like, why would you call Mare a cum box? I was like, oh, God. That's how everyone took it. Jesus. Dang it. How dare you, Eli?

He's the mother of my children. I was like, what? Yeah. I forgot all about that. Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. Stay three nights this summer at Best Western and get $50 off a future stay. Life's a trip.

Make the most of it at Best Western. Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. That was like a year ago. That's crazy. Oh, that was one of my favorite accidentals. See, this is... Donut's not here. First one? Power...

What do you mean you're... Power Hour. Oh. Oh, we're playing Power Hour? This is you don't it's like your son power. We meet your Power hour oh I would play power. Oh, yeah, I don't know about it. Give me that one that one. Thank you I mean don't it's not here, so we're drinking in his honor Yes, access pineapple's good pineapple this this entire pack is this is the variety pack for your boy clock mayor's gonna appreciate that white claws sponsor us i would like to formally apologize to my wife for ever agreeing to come on to this podcast we can just bleep all of it that's a great clip we We'll just cut it up like a censored version to put out. Just beep, beep. Matt, Matt. I got to go.

I'm going to miss you when you're gone. Yeah. I'll be too drunk to drive home. I'll just be sitting on the porch. Oh, this is perfect. I won't go far. Man, we have fucking. How long does it take to walk back to Bernie?

No, you just. Okay, we can talk about this this you just did a marathon because i don't know why yeah what yeah what the baddie obviously hasn't ran in you 10 years seems like you're a runner six years i used to be not anymore definitely not anymore uh yeah i did a marathon it was it was good 22 miles okay you said a marathon and good. Yeah. In the same. It was the best day of my life. No, yeah. Not your children's birth? The marriage children?

Yeah. Don't care about that. Don't even remember their names. Yeah, whatever, whatever. Whatever. Little Matt. Yeah, Little Matt, Demo Jr. And the girl. Little Matt girl version. Little Matt girl version number two. Little Matt Girl version. Little Matt Girl version number two.

I like Little Matt Girl version's hurtful. Like, that's her first name. Oh, no. This is really like, she's like, Dad, I hate my name. Shut up, Little Matt Girl version. I'm fucking sending you to the room.

Go play with your Little Matt Girl version sister, too. Two. The second one got the two. Go play with the sequel. That's the thumbnail. Two. Two. The second one got the two. Go play with the sequel. That's the thumbnail. God. I'm glad my kids don't watch y'all's podcast. Oh, God.

Wait till they're 18. Listen to their podcast. Why? I don't know. Why'd you say that? Why'd you say that about my daughters? No, they might pick this up. God dang it.

Now I'm awkward. Did you say God dang it? And he said dang it, too. He's turning it down. Never say the Lord's name in vain around him. I'm pretty sure you didn't. That is still in vain, though. You just didn't say damn it.

You just said it in vain. You just said damn it. I sometimes say damn it. That's my deep, dark secret. Is that your, like... I have a long barrel PS90, and I sometimes say damn it. Wait, go back to the first one. You heathen.

Is it short barrel yet? The short barrel's here. I gotta go tomorrow to get an SBR'd. You're so far ahead of me. Dang it. You literally said, I know the guys at CMG. I'll just go get one before you. And then you did nothing. I don't remember doing that at all how long

have you been trying to get an s have you had the idea to get an sot uh seven years this man's prolonging stuff yeah i'm demo rich and i'll get my own i'm like i'm gonna get sot and then i'm like armored vehicle look at that and i totally forget everything and i just start researching everything about armored vehicles how many employees do you have um 46 weird if one of them did it did what get you an sot oh well i like bunker brandy they don't you know they like fold stuff and they don't really get sots so i'd have to you don't want bunker to also be a bunker yeah it. Yeah, that's probably true. I could figure it out. I probably should do it.

You know what? You just inspired... No, I'm probably not going to do it still. Eventually, I'm going to think more about doing it, though. I'll promise that. Can I say you are the reason, Eli, that I'm getting this SOT? Yeah. I'm going to name my SOT after you. You heard it here first.

He's Mexican. You don't want to do that. Oh, you're Mexican. I thought he's mexican you don't want to do that oh you're mexican i thought he was just asian so never mind um depends on the lighting oh no you signed up for this i'm so sorry especially in a day's notice yeah i didn't have time nothing all i mean we didn't either so three i think we've prepared for a podcast in like 10 episodes yeah that's pretty

good well like i called you today and i was like here's ideas and we like sketched them out real quick baddie texted me and told me um to study up on video games that my son plays i thought he was joking so i did nothing. And then he's like, did you do it? And I was like, no, I didn't do that.

It's a podcast. Okay. Okay. So the little tagline for the podcast. No, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, I said yes, and then I was like, I should figure out what this podcast is about. Actually, the first time I ever heard gaming was right now. Okay. So I knew my brother Drew had been on the podcast, so I searched Operator Drewski unsubscribe, and I watched 10 minutes of his hour-long podcast. Guys, everyone, Operator Drewski unsubscribe. Get that to the top of Google. Yes, get that trending right now. Just so everybody unsubscribes from Operator Jersey, unsubscribe. Get that to the top of Google. Yes, get that trending right now.

Just so everybody unsubscribes from Operator. So I looked at that. I watched 10 minutes of it until I got so angry. Because Drew said he stole my plate carrier, which I didn't even know about. I had never heard that. And he just was like, yeah. Donut asked him. He was like, do you have a plate carrier?

And he was like, yeah, I have one that I stole from Matt and I got a plate that I stole from Matt and I'm like what? I had never heard that before and so then he's like oh yeah

and I got I have Matt's MDR which he has my Desert Tech MDR which he asked me to borrow like two years ago he's like can I shoot that?

and I was like yeah sure take it whatever and I haven't I have not seen it since he bought a suppressor did you just find out it was missing? the MDRdr yeah on that podcast no i knew the mdr was missing but did you remember it was missing no okay no no i remembered i actually did give him that one

though to borrow but yeah like he's had it so long that he actually bought and waited on a tax stamp for a suppressor put it on, and he goes shooting that thing. He's all suppressed. He's got night vision. He actually has my thermal scope. I just realized he's taking a bunch of my crap, and I want it back. Operator Drewski, I'm coming for you, but not at nighttime because you have my thermal scope. Thanksgiving is going down.

Boxing match. Oh, no. Poor Drew. I could smoke him in boxing. You would ruin. He's a child. He's very lanky he's a bean he's got the reach though that reach and that mustache when's the rest of it gonna come in for him like when did you figure out you could actually grow kind of like a little can't yeah so uh he's got me you have this is like eight years you just don't have to shave ever do you

that's like it right that's it it just here and it stopped it's like ah there we go yeah no uh druski can grow a nice mustache but i don't he's never tried the rest of it so i don't know what would happen he keeps it very clean shaven he does when are you getting your stuff back and when is this fight going to happen? I'll probably never get my plate carrier back because I don't even know what it looks like. I haven't apparently haven't seen it in years. It's just gone. MDR.

That's probably his now. It's just common law. You know, I mean, if he got us, if he bought us a present or waited the nine to 14 months. And, you know, it looks sick with a suppressor port, waited the nine to 14 months, and, you know. It looks sick with a suppressor on it, too. I'm going to have to buy an MDR so I can put a suppressor. You have an MDR! Had, had, had.

Call Desert Tech and be like, hey. Is it a 5.56 or a 3.08? It's both. I have barrels for both. Does he have both barrels? I don't know if he has. I think I have a 3.08 barrel has a 556 barrel he's gonna come on in the next podcast and be like he's been holding out on me about this other barrel

i bought this mdr i borrowed this i actually just bought a tavor because i was like man i really want a 556 bullpup i bought the x95 yeah i got the new one and i was like, man, I really want a 5.56 bullpup. Oh, you got the X-95? Yeah, I got the new one. And I was like, I really want a 5.56 bullpup. And I bought it and I got it home and I was like, wait, I have a 5.56 bullpup. Drew took it like three years ago. That's when you remembered it was missing. I was like, dang

it. Wasted two grand on this gun. You paid two grand? No, I don't actually know what it cost. I don't remember. It's probably like 16 or 17. I hope I just paid 16 paid 16 no i paid for this one nice because divorce sucks i'm just kidding i don't i've never talked to him they're a little gassy watch out if you suppress it a little gassy yeah but i've heard i heard that but i heard you can put like a gasket or something on that left side so it won't gas out the side they like make little rubber gaskets for that port see that's because I have the 308 one.

It blows it right into your eyeball. The BRN-180 is nice because there's no port on that side. It's a sealed in the rear. So that thing just has a port because you can switch it to eject out the left side, I would assume, right? Stupid. So you can get rid of that. That's why I love

the BRN-180. Because they don't give a crap about left-hand shooters? No, they don't. They just write it on a charging handle. I think it was Caleb. He has an X-95 as well. Caleb Francis, TikTok. I know him. Beautiful man. I know him. I know him. He can deadlift like 9,000 pounds or something.

Honestly, I think it was him that he got a drum mag, first of all, not realizing you got to put it under there. He's like, man, this is awkward. I mean, you got to really get that chicken wing out. Yeah, going real high. We'll pop some drum mags. I had watched some of Caleb's videos, and I had no idea that that voice was real.

That's his normal talking voice. I thought he was just a super funny dude. Like, hey, guys, look at all that stuff over there and I was like man he's hilarious I can nail his voice I can nail it and then I meet him he's like hey it's so nice to meet you and I'm like oh you talk like that but he's so he's so cool and nice and I love Caleb more than like. Oh, yeah, 100%. It's so easy. Look at him.

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you're like that kid that i hate you a lot but i'm hoping i'll turn out better when i'm away from you i'm like i have a saint at home and i go home and beat the shit out of you but i love you look at him he has no soul no soul. My wife's going to be like, what did y'all talk about podcast? I'm going to be like, I have no idea. We sung hymns and said prayers for an hour. That's what we did.

Betty's really a good dude. Can we clip that? I'm going to need that. I'm going to need that right now. That's what he's going to sleep to. That's my new, that's a new Twitch alert for me. It's just loops. It's not loops. That's my new, that's a new Twitch alert for me. You're right there.

That is a good dude. It's just constant loop. Someone donates money. That is a good dude. Him and Laurie are going to be getting it on. Babe, shut up. Play. That is a good dude.

There it is. I mean, I knew you were on the the demolition bridge Golly It got you a lot of content there A lot I want to go home After two more of these things And you're good to go I'm drunk as hell right now guys

What was discussed about that I didn't donut say if you get three He said if I get three I've had one and three quarters No no no it's three man Moses No he said if you get three. He said if I get three, yeah, I've had one, three quarters. If you have three what? White claws. No, no, no, it's three manmoses. No, he said

if you get, Matt, three white claws deep. Oh, no, oh, yeah, right, that, that's not what I did. Then I say bad words. Oh, yeah. That's when we play the game that I set up.

He has to say a bad word every, a new bad word. If he gets it wrong? Yes. That's not fair. He's not going to get any of them right. Did you play old video games? Yeah. Okay, name one old video game you played halo one even older

did you play nintendo yeah you know nintendo then yeah you play probably played more nintendo games than more modern games right yes see okay see he's my age which nintendo are you talking about nes like og oh I didn't play NES. I came in at Super. Oh, no shit. Okay. So this one, I'll have to do a slight shift. I'm trying to help you out here.

You thought I was setting you up to fail. I was not. I got easy ones. You were gunning for the throat. I got easy ones. They're pretty easy. I mean, I promise I'll be able to get them. No, you'll be able to get them too.

I didn't play any Super Nintendo or Nintendo. Yeah, I was Super Nintendo in 64 That's where I came in 64? Did your parents just not buy you a Nintendo? Did they just not love you? I'm not as old as you It's true

That was a little before my time That was not before I hit you with this white cloth Son of a bitch I'm not an old one Always I hate you with this white cloth. Son of a bitch. I'm not an old one. Always. Can you just make an older friend?

Can you make an older friend and just bring him into the group? Evan. Yeah, I said bring him into the group. He's still in Salt Lake. If you ask Evan about video games, would he have anything to say? Can we have Evan on the podcast? He's so confused with video games. He doesn't seem like he would know how to play video games at all no he goes in the mountains and like we can have it he just survives yeah he survives he's a green beret you see evan playing tarkov i mean i could see evan playing tarkov more than you oh i suck at oh i know i played

with you the last time that was the only time I ever played. Literally for all one hour. Yeah. It was... Oh, you were a part of that too, right? Which one of y'all did I kill? It wasn't me. It was... It was probably me.

You shot me. Because it was me, Drewski, Eli, you, and maybe Matt Best. Yeah. I hated it too. I don't think I played with Matt. Then there was two... Do you still play Tarkov? I don't play Tarkov.

No, God, no. Oh, okay. That's just a Drewski and Batty thing. Yeah. Not even a Batty. You don't play Tarkov i i still do baddie quit no i quit tarkov did you i thought you like guys baddie quit tarkov no i didn't he's never playing it again i wish i never gonna play it again his community's like because he hasn't he's been playing destiny 2 so every time he's not played it the new halo. It's new halo

Yes, they just flip out and I played I played a city to Stop it. We got a pub G together. I don't remember but yeah, we did you Just like a perfect old man, let's do a cool Okay, wait, oh yeah strengthen honor If you do a normal high five, you aim at the elbows. Look at the elbow. Oh, he's gonna do it.

He's gonna do it. Yeah, there's the strength and honor. Now look at my elbow. All right. I don't wanna look at your elbow and then clap. That was shitty. No, let's do it again. I watched you guys like miss.

Oh, there it was. Gosh, fucking hell. Yeah, that actually stuck my little spike. My camera's doing something. See, this is how you know we're a professional podcast. We have to reset one camera every 30 something see this is how you know we're a professional podcast we have to reset one camera every 30 minutes this is how you know it especially the editor loves it it's a sony a canon and an iphone so he has to color correct everything everything's different i'm so sorry for you i'm so so, so sorry. Butter boy Fleck is a mate. Fleck.

Fleck. Fleck. It's like Fleck, but with an L. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's like. That's edgy. Can you say Fleck? No, I would never say Fleck.

Shit. Whoa. Oh, yes. Two white claws. You said shit. Oh, yeah. It gets worse. It gets worse from here.

I can't wait to see the third one. Demo swear checkmark. We're good. I am so drunk right now. Title. Demo swear check mark we're good I am so drunk right now Title Demo Swears Drunk as hell Alcoholic? Question mark

Camera cuts off Cuts back on he's just staring mean Looking at me like man is it cause I'm Mexican He's like uh Demo Swears racist? Question mark find out more click to find out so many thumbnails to choose from i would just re-upload the video a bunch of times

and put different titles on each one genius i'm kind of a youtube wizard so that's what i would do 10 million on your main channel i want, so speaking of YouTube, I want to know. No, I want to know how you did YouTube. How is that such a question mark? You were there for the 10 million video.

You know I had 10 million. But are you 11 yet? He has the gun. No, I'm not 11. You won the competition. You have the best gun that's ever been made. It's true. You won the competition again.

You won the competition. Your hair looks dumb today It's good What was your question? Oh, no, I'm not at 11 million. Okay, not 11. So you really slow down After I put Eli on the channel So it wasn't my fault. No, not not this time. I'm gonna blame chocolate. Yeah, it's true Don't get what I might I didn't go to that bad. Jesus.

I just said his personality killed the channel. Okay, there's the racist one. Got it. What are your main... What are your secondary channels? So, Off The Ranch is just a vlog channel. But how many? Oh, how many oh how many four million

something four something I said sand like what what's wrong with you I had a beard hair in my mouth and I was trying to get a leave

I was like because I did the thing where it went like all the way down my throat he is so drunk right now as you can tell we're professionals yeah

I was like cubes out of his mouth while you're talking literally ginger pubes people will be like we have demo ranch on the podcast and you have baddie over here like he's puking in my fucking mouth there are demo pubes in my mouth

am I resetting the camera we're like wanna get drunk drink the pineapple one your wife will love you later for it why are you gonna say that because pineapple baddie do you know what pineapple does yes what's it do you later for it. Why? Why are you going to say that? Because pineapple. Poor bear. Sorry, bear. Matty, do you know what pineapple does?

Yes. What's it do? It makes your cum sweet. It doesn't do anything. No, it doesn't. Donut, this one's for you. Sweet cum. What? Donut likes talking about cum on the podcast. It's like he just says cum. I was sad that Donut was in here, but now I'm not. That was a determining

factor. The sweet cum really turned it around for me. It's like, goddammit, what did I sign myself up for? Okay, video games you started at Super Nintendo. Yep. The Nintendo 64. Yep. Why did you skip the Nintendo?

I didn't skip. It wasn't around during my time. You were born the same year as me. Yeah, but like way later. Way later. It was basically a different year. This is a different genre at this point. You're the generation before me.

I'm sitting with two ancient men. How old were you when you started playing Nintendo? Four or five. Yeah. I don't think we got one until I was like nine or something. No shit. Yeah. That was a bunch of rough Christmases.

I played sports and stuff because I'm so athletic. You didn't have rough Christmases. I know he had good Christmases. How do you know? Huh? How do you know? What do you mean by that? Your father was a veterinary?

Alcoholic. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit! Oh, my God. We got a new episode title. We'll find a picture of your dad and you being like this. I'll just put a black eye

on demo. Demo. Fathero, father alcoholic question mark. Find out more. Y'all are going to have a lot of trouble thinking of a title and thumbnail for this video. I know. No, we're going to forget about it until the video goes live and I'll just make something up. I'll just smack my face on the keyboard and whatever sticks, sticks. I'll just say Demolition

Ranch, period. That's it. Wednesday, I'll be like, we had Demo on the show? I don't remember. How did he get all these trucks in my yard? He's still here. He walked home. I think he's in the barn. He's ranting about the barn.

How good it is. He just sits there for days. He loves barns. That demo ranch loves a good barn. What do you do now that you're not going to have a barn? Building a barn. Are you actually building a barn? Yeah, and it's sick. Is it really sick? I had a barn in my old house. I have a barn uh building a barn are you actually building a barn yeah and it's sick is it really it's uh i love bar i had a barn in my old house i love it's huge so the next time y'all come out to the gun range still never seen the house yeah you'll see it because

it's huge you've seen it i've seen the foundation oh yeah so it's got metal i mean it's it's roof and everything yeah it's got garage doors that's's what I almost thought. At the ranch? At the ranch? Yeah. Not the house. Remember where you got stuck? Yeah. There's a barn there now. Bro, it's... Yeah.

And it's this big. I was so excited seeing that. Can I come out on Demo Ranch soon and do birdseed things? Wait. Do what? That's where you were there. When the axis pulled up and I almost shot it, but I was like, this is Demo's property. Oh, is that where you were?

Like, Donut was out there? Yeah, yeah. And I was out of town. And Chocolate was like, hey, can we go out to your range? And I was like, sure. And then he took like 40 people out there. Was it 40? I mean, he wasn't even there. No, it was like four, but. So you didn't invite the ginger.

Racist. I hate him. But yeah, that barn is going to be dope. And that's perfect location right there. It's going to be super cool. We're going to have like several armored vehicles in there that you guys co-own. Dude, I can't wait. Batty's going to own what?

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Let's ask this dude. Are you willing to put in like 20,000 Pokemon cards or something? I actually have probably 25,000 Pokemon cards. That's not even a joke. I just like you walking up. No, I'm going to need help. I can't carry them all. We have this much cash, this much Pokemon cards.

What can you add to the deal? Cash? I'm not going to bring Pokemon cards. Wow. We need something else. Guys, when the US dollar fails finally, crypto, Pokemon cards. It's like guns and ammo, but you know!

This is a digital wallet. There's a bunch of crypto in there. Here's my holographic first edition Charizard. And we have these, what are those? Here's my list of manual labor I can do for the next umpteenth years. Very good at fucking yards. It's okay, because I'm pretty good at manual labor. There's no way that's true.

I used to be really good at it. I had a stroke. He looks at you, he's like, God, you get winded from pushing a mower one time. Those are his words, not mine. Why are you saying such rude things to him? Your eyes were saying what you said. It was weird because we were looking each other in the eye

as you voiced for me, and I was like, I feel like this is me Demo ranch hates back I Was like I feel like I must clarify this is this is actually like even though. I'm looking at you right now I should have broke contact by couldn't there's something there's something about your eyes. I could not look away That's how I steal your soul from a piece of shit i'm not i'm not looking at him now this is definitely eli hold on say whatever you want ready yeah keep a strong eye contact i will never break this is gonna be good your red beard

fucking disgusts me and i can tell that shirt is a medium, and it shouldn't be. It's taut around your tits. It looks like you're wearing a bra, and it shouldn't look like that. Love you. Is it really? No. I feel like this shirt fits really well. Sorry I said all that stuff about you.

This is an XL. It used to be a 2XL. I've lost so much. I used to be 20. I'd be like this just today. Welcome to Baddest Dreams. I'm down to 240. I'm doing 235 maybe.

I don't know. I haven't pooped today. Bro, I looked at an old picture I have of you. I was like, holy. You were fatter? Bro. I was like holy you were fatter Wait do you have it on your phone you saved it? Picture of me Why is bad so cute God that was you just destroyed baddie soul. I don't have one of my teacher. I love you touch me

Where's fat baddie, what are gonna live fatty streams this is gonna live forever too yo we got fatty streams here baddie's like so i'm not on unsubscribe podcast anymore weird when it's filmed in my house and i'm not on it i was sitting in the corner bad shut the fuck up in the corner. Bad, shut the fuck up. I was sitting in the corner like this. My titties. Just angrily seething in the corner. God, I do not like going through our old text thing. I'm like, what? Are you going through our old text? Let's find some weird stuff in there.

There's no old... I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff in our text. Was it in our Discord? I sent it somewhere. I'll find it on... Damn it. I don't know where it is. I'm super disappointed.

Moral of the story is I lost like 45 pounds. Yeah. What were you at your heaviest? 280. Dang. How tall are you? 6'1". Yeah.

I used to be 6'2". You lost a lot of weight, a little bit of height. The old army spine compression. You know, being a vet and all. I know all about that. All the spine compression I know being a vet and all i know all about that all the spine compression i did in vet school yeah how many dicks have you seen going scrolling through our texts right now that's why i was like well i gotta make sure i rotate this in the proper direction there's a lot of terrible so while eli was looking for a fat picture of me what what was the game, the first game you, like, really remember diving into?

Like, whether it's Nintendo, Nintendo 64. I know Nintendo 64. That's where I went in. Yeah. I mean, like, we did Nintendo, Super Nintendo, but, like, 64 is where I really got into it. So I would say, like, Star Fox. Really? Star Fox 64?

GoldenEye, 007, Perfect Dark. So GoldenEye and Perfect Dark are probably two of my favorite Nintendo 64 games. Agreed. Do you remember the old school cheat modes you could put into, like, GoldenEye where you'd, like, turn it into, like... I had the GameShark and everything. Oh, yeah.

See? You could make your own cheat codes with that. You remember that? I had a GameShark that you could, like, hack and you could, like... It was crazy. You could go in there... Double-Wrench Hacker, man.

And you could find, like... You could make in there and you could find like you can make up your own cheat codes if you wanted like you know perfect health or whatever you can go in and figure it all out and i felt like i was the biggest hacker ever hacking an n64 game i think he found it find it oh dang it i'm gonna find it demo ranch piece of shit hacker got it cheater sorry yeah i was hacking oh i i came on here with one purpose today. It was to talk a bunch of crap about Operator Drewski. Let's go. I don't know if y'all know.

He's skinny. We don't like that. Ugly. That's all. Get out. I don't know if y'all know, but he makes his living. I'll touch your ceiling again. You can't touch the ceiling.

If I jumped. Operator Drewski makes his living playing video games. I don't know if y'all know this. I mean, same. When he was a youngin', he used to turn all the cheat codes on on Perfect Dark. Okay, so on Perfect Dark,

it was really cool because when they came out, you could play against a computer. Yeah, bots. Yeah, you play against bots. So Goldeneye, you couldn't do that. But Perfect Dark, you play against bots. drew would turn it on the weakest bot which do you remember what they're called i don't remember there was a name there was a name for them they had like six levels of bots because what was the hardest i don't remember but i remember played the hardest i remember

i just remember i remember what the, the weakest were called meat Sims. Yes. Because they were just like a bag of meat. They say, fuck. Yes. I'm remembering all this. So Drew would turn on all the cheat codes, invincible, infinite ammo, like rapid fire. And then he would only fight meat Sims and he would just mow them over for hours.

This is like seven year old operator Drewski. He's like, look, he looks the same. Just shorter. Yeah. I guarantee he He looks the same, just shorter. I guarantee he set up the laptop gun. Yes, he would set up the laptop gun and everyone... We were like, Drew, why wouldn't you make it harder for you? And he's like, no.

And he would just mow down dumb bots all day long for hours. Anyway, that's where he came from. That's the operator. You just wanted to make sure... He sucks. He's the worst, guys. Dude, Drew, what?

You piece of shit. You're seven years old. You can't even play a video game. Seven-year-old piece of crap. Piece of crap. What are you becoming? What are you not swearing anymore? Can we say crap on this podcast or no we try not to

y'all just bleep out crap editors please I don't want to offend anyone now this makes this game really hard if you could just bleep out random things that Matt says so it makes him seem like he's swearing more yeah that that guy Drewski

just that beep Drewski there it is it'll be perfect I'm just gonna say beep whenever That guy Drewski, just that beep Drewski. That beep Drewski. There it is. It'll be perfect. I'm just going to say beep whenever y'all want to beep it out so you can imagine whatever I want to say. How is it being the successful child? Oh, it's been awesome, man. The successful child.

Oh, my God. And having your brother who is living in your shadow pretty much. How does that feel? Oh, my brother is great. This is great. Please. And then we just need you to say shit one time. You already said shit.

Oh, just like fuck there. You owe my fucking brother. It's fucking awesome. We need you to say fucking so we can put that in. I would never do that. Okay. But if you cannot guess this song. With less than three.

If you guess this song, you don't have to say fucking. Ready? This song? Song. All right. Ready? Oh, this is an old video. Okay, okay.

Explain what you're doing first. No, we don't have to fucking explain what you guys are doing. So Eli has a bunch of old video game sounds. Okay. Songs. Things. Songs. Are they actually songs?

What console is this from? This is Nintendo. No, I'll never get this. That's what. Things. Songs. Are they actually songs? What console is this from? This is Nintendo. No, I'll never get this. That's what I said. You will. If you cannot get this, you have to say fucking. I didn't play Nintendo. I mean, I...

Eli, play the sound. Duck Hunt. Oh, it's Mario. Okay. See? See? That's because that was the same on every console. See?

Okay. That was a... That was a good one. That was too easy one make sure you play near the mic to Zelda we got a fucking nerd I played a lot of Zelda on Game Boy and that's the same song that original Game Boy yeah original Game Boy gray green oh, green. Oh, gray. That's a gray game. Yeah, it survives a nuclear fallout. The brick. Yeah, the gray one. I had the original.

And then I upgraded mine and got one of those lights that goes on it. Until you could play in the dark. It was so sick. I had one too, but I had the Game Boy Pocket. I never got a gray one. Wow. I got a gray one later in life because I broke my pocket, but I had pocket with man are those gray ones like really expensive now i feel like they would be probably no no i don't think you have one maybe in mint condition i don't know i don't think so because

i played those so much god that's how i know you were you had good christmases because you got a screen with it with a light no it didn't come no i got that later that was like next christmas he had dirt floors yeah Yeah. His Christmas tree was a fern. Like, I remember my childhood's like layaway for a year to get the Nintendo and it was a family like I got literally I can remember my fifth Christmas. He likes

to talk about how poor he was. And NES it's a thing. And it was a family thing. And then I got a pair of nunchucks. Oh, that's pretty cool. Wait, you actually got a pair of nunchucks? Yeah, because I love Michelangelo. And then I got a pair of nunchucks. Oh, that's pretty cool. Wait, you actually got a pair of nunchucks? Yeah, because I love Michelangelo. And then literally the next day. The Ninja Turtle? Yeah, and then literally the next day.

Who else would be Michelangelo with nunchucks? The Painter? The Painter? Betty? The fucking Riddlesoft Painter? Why would you have to ask that? The Riddlesoft Painter's like, ugh. No, the frog.

Fuck. To be honest, I've never once heard Eli say he was a fan of the ninja turtles god i just got done finished painting the 16 chapel let me take a break this really relaxes me i love that you had to ask that michelangelo with nunchucks hold up are we talking about the same i'm buying eli a pair of nunchucks for christmas you should. I don't remember what we were talking about. Oh, your Christmas. Yeah. How poor he was.

Yeah. You got freaking nunchucks. And then I got that on my fifth and then a pair of nunchucks. And I think socks. All right. Play more music. I want to guess some more. We need a harder song.

Don't. Okay. Do another one. Here we go. Okay. Are we both doing it or just me? No, it's just you. I'm just in my own little middle way. Here we go. Okay. Are we both doing it or just me? No, it's just you. I'm just in my own little middle way.

Oh, shoot. Nah, I don't know this one. I don't know this one either. Dude, I love this one. I feel like if I can get it and Matt can't, then he gets to swear, but if I don't know it either. Yeah, that's a good one. That's like, I'm the litmus test here.

Kirby. Oh, God. I knew Kirby. That was not the main Kirby song. Dang it. I knew Kirby. That was not the main Kirby song. Dang it. I played Kirby. That was on like farty sounds. That was 100% farty sounds.

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and that was not the Game Boy Kirby song. Ready? Number four. Okay. Got it. Nah. It's an RPG, right? Nope. What is it? I don't know that one.

It's familiar. I don't know it, though. I don't know it. It's not even familiar to me. I feel like I'm being grilled now. I don't like this. Do you want a hint? Yes. Let's see who gets it first.

I don't know it. I never played Super Nintendo or NES. It starts with an M. Metroid. I wouldn't I don't know it I mean I never played Super Nintendo or NES it starts with an M Metroid I didn't play that one five points to Batty

good job I mean I didn't play Metroid until it came out to GameCube I've heard of that but I never I never played it did you ever play Metroid on GameCube

on GameCube no I need to that was the good one I never did GameCube you got GameCube was amazing that was after 64 yeah. I never did GameCube. GameCube was amazing. That was after 64?

Yeah. That was that weird time frame, too, because GameCube I barely played. GameCube never took off, right? It did really good, but it's that when that transitioning for us, especially our age bracket, it's going into adulthood. We all went to Xbox after that. Yeah, it was literally Xbox and military college. Nintendo 64, and then everyone skipped GameCube and went to PlayStation after that. Yeah, it was literally Xbox and Nintendo 64 and then everyone

skipped GameCube and went to PlayStation or Xbox. You had your PS2 or your Xbox. GameCube was kind of... I don't know if it came out later. No, it was later than the PS2. So it was like... I just feel like it didn't have the long... So the GameCube

had obviously Super Smash Bros. Super Smash Bros. Meos melee and that was like it's big holy shit mainly that pikmin that's right i remember super monkey ball what super monkey ball i remember just gave you have the cute little discs oh really micro disc yeah crazy that means it sucked okay next one next one let's go let's go here we go oh got it Okay. Next one. Next one. Let's go. Let's go. Here we go. Oh, got it.

You're looking at it. No, it doesn't tell me. I don't know. I have no idea, man. This is my screen. Oh, okay. Okay. That's pretty good. Nintendo.

NES. NES? NES? It's NES. Super Mario. Is it Mario Kart? No. It's not Mario Kart.

I mean the NES Mario Kart. Oh, I didn't It's not Mario Kart. I mean the NES Mario Kart. Oh, I didn't ever play NES Mario Kart. I'll give you a hint. You have a whip. You have a whip? Yeah, that's your weapon. Are there more weapons? God, this is unsuspecting.

This is a gaming podcast. These guys are trash. No, because we're not as old. We're not as old as you. Don't even start. You're so much older than us Holy water I don't know

Oregon Trail You died of holy water Damn it Castlevania Dysentery Is your weapon a whip in Castlevania? I just guessed because you said holy water I don't know

Never played it Sounds fun though You have to swear technically now just guessed because you said Holy Water. I don't know. Yeah, you got it. Never played it. Sounds fun though. You have to swear technically now I think because I guessed it right and you didn't know it. Crap. Dang it.

These are harder than I thought they'd be. You've played this? Does it sound familiar? No. Okay, what do you feel you have more music knowledge on? Nintendo 64

or Super Nintendo? Nintendo 64. Shoot. I mean, I'm with you on that one. I never had a Nintendo or a Super Nintendo. You still haven't done any Super Nintendo though, have you? No, that was original.

Why would you? We don't know that stuff. We literally told you we don't know that. Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking... Eli's an idiot. Yes. Yes. He'm going to fucking. Eli's an idiot. Yes. Yes. He's like.

100%. Agreed. Next. Next. I got that one right now. Okay. Oh. Angry sounds.

Yeah. We're getting away from that. We're out of 8-bit. Back to 8-bit. to 8-bit wait okay this is where we go to oh I know this I know this what it is this 64 yeah I know this one I one. I'm okay. I'm not sure. I know it. Diddy Kong Racing. Nope. I'm going to get that.

I was just about to get that. I played that, but I didn't get into it. I was just about. I was like. It's that. That was one I rented from Blockbuster, but I never actually. Pause the music real quick. I never owned that game. Do you remember?

Can you still rent games? No. No. Our game. There's one Blockbuster in the entire nation. Do you remember what happened? Can you still rent games? No. No. Our game. There's one blockbuster in the entire nation. Really? No, it's in Portland. I thought it was Alaska.

Oregon. Oregon. I promise you. I know there's one, but. Yeah, there's one. I used to remember. It would be in Portland. Walk to Showtime Video.

You. No, we had a show. Family. There was always Hollywood. There was Hollywood Video, Showtime Video, and Family Video. Those are the ones i remember from vermont at least we had blockbuster here wow rich kid fancy yeah you're a bernie you'd be renting your n64 cartridge or whatever it was and game randall's just because everything's online now right you can't you can't rent games anymore you don't buy games anymore you don't buy hard copies or really honestly you get like a subscription to the game that's it yeah that's

a huge thing that's changed within gaming is you no longer buy the game you're buying access to the buying like micro purchases in the game straight up honestly yeah you buy the rights to use the game nintendo's the only one still even with the switch that has people still buy the rights to use the game. Nintendo's the only one still, even with the Switch, that has people still buy the hard copies. Well, I mean, yeah, I have a Switch. Yeah, I still buy my Pokemon games on my Switch. I don't do the digital downloads. How does that work with a Switch? The Switch has a cartridge, like a little...

It does. Yeah, a tiny little... You can buy the digital. It's literally an SD card. I didn't know that. Crazy. We have a Switch. I mean, you can still do digital downloads on it but i still buy cartridges for whatever reason

nintendo has that they they still have that they make you want to buy the game like the physical copy of the game which with an xbox game or playstation i could not give two fucks i will just download it i don't want a disc i, that's why I love that little hard copy because everything saves to it. Also. Yes. It's all on that. Yeah. Yeah.

Compared to CD, nothing saves to it. It's just like whatever saved on your system. Read no right. Dang. Look at that. Deep conversations. Okay.

Next fucking music. Oh, I know that one, but I need more. We did that one already. Oh, I know it. It's Banjo kazooie

this makes me want to play these games but i don't know what it is that is oh fuck damn it this one shows after like 10 seconds what it is. What is it? What is it Pokemon snap? That was snap never played it. I played the new Pokemon snap a new Pokemon snap came out on switch You should never heard of it I'll be some This is like some perfect dog shit, it's not perfect art I Have no idea what it is. Perfect dark. Is it really?

You have to say fucking right. You just said not perfect dark, and it said perfect dark. Fucking. Yes! Worth it! I love that you said that. End the podcast. That's it.

Man, that did not seem familiar at all I played so much it's the industrial sound man I knew it definitely 100% it didn't

swear on I still think it's not little Matt yes swear on female Matt Jr. female Matt Jr. 2 number 2 number 2 the sequel

this is not perfect art holy shit that was awesome we'll go we'll go 5 Matt Jr. 2. Number 2. Number 2, the sequel. This is not perfect art. Holy shit. That was awesome. We'll go 5. Ooh. I don't know that one. I don't got this one. It's rocking, though.

It sounds like a fighting game. Fuck! Super Smash Bros. That was Smash Bros? this one it's rocking though it sounds like a fighting game fuck super smash bros that was smash bros yeah god i haven't played did you you played the original super smash brothers right i've played it i didn't ever own it though so i wasn't you didn't own it no wow so you had like poverty dirt floors too yeah pretty much these are hard ass i'm guessing zelda it sounds like one of the horn it's got a horn there's no way it's zelda glover see now that sounds like that's got some ocarina vibes but it's definitely not origin of zelda still answer it's an RPG Legend of Zelda that is Zelda

okay well we were close we were close I had the ocarina yeah that says the ocarina is very you're very ugh

god damn it this is the podcast Eli burps and listens to music to himself we're gonna have to cut all of this out I just wanna get one of these

I don't know any of these you haven't gotten a single one have you oh I got some hold on wait he's gonna get you shut the fuck up yeah you better he says I don't know any of these you haven't got a single one have you oh I got some wait he's gonna get you shut the fuck up yeah you better he says I don't know number seven you're gonna get this listen to everything he's not gonna say fucking again if he doesn't get it dang it

you have to play I know it. It's Mario. Mario what? Super Mario World. It's got the sound of the car in it. Oh, that was Mario Kart? You were doing better with the Nintendo. I imagine he was bouncing off something and going, woo-hoo.

That was the sound of the cart the whole time going, nnn. Play it again. How have you been doing? Demo math. Okay, I hear it now. Yeah, you hear the buzzing? Listen, I didn't know this was a gaming podcast. Y'all do games here? I didn't know that.

We talk about gaming like 50 of the time and come the other 50 that's why the pineapple's great well unsubscribe come podcast that doesn't don't be so proud you said that. I love you. How did you get? How did we get what? Your NES, you were fucking nailing NES. Go back.

I'm just kidding. No, you switched. You were like, no, we'll do. I thought I would know it, but. No more. One more. It's because a lot of the NES were the same as the Game Boy. Don't say it. Ready?

I don't know this one. I got this one. You don't know this one? This got this one. You don't know this one? This is a cult. What class of game? For Nintendo 64. Give him a hint. He needs a hint.

There's water in this specific level. You collect stars. You may have already said this one. Yeah, you got to F-ing again. Is it Super Mario Kart? Mario Kart? I mean Mario Kart? I don't know. I can't keep saying Mario Kart.

Say it again! Say what again? Just say Mario. Fucking. I would never say that. Just say Super Mario, Super Mario World. Super Mario World. It's not Super Mario World.

Mario 64? There we go. It's Nintendo 64. You can say Mario. You got it. We're gonna give you that one. Super Mario World. It's not Super Mario World. Mario 64? There we go. I mean, it's Nintendo 64. You can say Mario. He got it. We're going to give you that one. Yeah, you nailed it. Totally nailed that one.

That was easy. I just want to formally apologize to all the viewers. They thought you were a nerd. You came in this podcast. Oh, no. We start every podcast with a, we're sorry you're here. Yeah, don't. That's fine.

You're good. Perfect. We got you covered. I'm cool. Yeah. Screw y'all then. It's totally fine. Screw y'all.

Okay, that was a little rude. I hate all y'all. You're good perfect. We got you covered. Oh, yeah, it's totally fine I hate all y'all we never say that to our viewers. I feel like I'll probably do Yeah, I knew it. Yeah, we don't like them our viewers. We love and hate what is Yes, are we gonna do something besides stupid game music? Don't you come into this podcast and beg to be on unsubscribe? What's the next gun you're buying? This is a dumbass question. This is a great question. I don't know. I never know until I know, you know?

Okay, it was a dumb question. You're right. That was a stupid fucking question. I'm sorry. Thanks, man. I actually don't know. Yeah, because you have like a fucking 5,000. He's got like four. I just bought another 50 BMG.

Are you going to give me that one? No. Actually, yeah, it kind of sucks. Okay, real quick. Can we tell people about this one? We filmed the video already. Nobody watches our podcast already. We have not launched it.

Yeah, let's break it here. Exclusive. You have not launched it. Yeah, let's break it here. Exclusive. Where's the video going? You have a really fast turnaround. He's got a few in the chamber, though. I got a couple. He's got a spin that's a little bit. It's a, man, I can't remember the name of the company, but the gun is called the Lynx.

You heard that? Fucking Lynx. I have a Lynx. Do you know how bad Eli wants a Lynx? You want a Lynx? Yes. 100%. Eli has been ranting about it.

What do you got to trade? Oh, my God. And you shot it? I got a gold 50 count. I shot it. You want a Lynx? Yes! 100%. Eli has been ranting about it. What do you got to trade? And you shot it? I got a full 50 count. I shot it. I made a video. Yeah. That is a terrifying gun to shoot. It's so scary. Have you shot it? No. I just worry. We guys know how it works. Like the Barrett is like boom, boom. Feels so good to shoot. And the Lynx is like kaboom!

Because everything is right next to your face. And yeah, it's a, for those who don't know, it's a bullpup 50 BMG, and the barrel moves like 18 inches. Next to your head. It goes boom, and the whole barrel flies back at your face, and then goes forward. It's a Barrett, but right next to your face.

It's terrifying. I don't know why it does it, but it looks awesome in videos, but it sucks to shoot. It's so cool looking in slow motion, because you fire fire and you see all the 50 cal explosion that happens in a Barrett. But then the barrel comes back. It's over a foot. It's like, ka-ching! So you fire and you feel that recoil.

And then you feel the barrel go and pull you back forward. It's wild. Yeah, it really hurts to shoot. The links are terrible. So you won't shoot your rn50 anymore but you'll shoot a link i don't own an rn50 anymore do you want one i'll trade you i got i totally would but i don't have any room in the safe all filled up by the links sorry but that's why if you traded the links oh no i'll even throw i actually can't find my links i don't know where

it went jerusalem has got it he's probably i hear he likes bullpups I actually can't find my links. I don't know where it went. Drew's got it. He's probably like bullpups. But yeah, you can borrow my links. Thanks. It's fun. Yes. I'm going to have that common law. She's made it. I was going to disappear.

I actually have like four friends who have borrowed guns for over a year. And I don't I don't really remember where they went. You shouldn't say that. I don't have very good friends. You do. Or brothers, Drewski. Oh man, that's a good thumbnail. It's you with glowing red eyes and Drewski scared like

Demolition Ranch hates Operator Drewski. I love it. I can't believe you have a Lynx. That's wild. Eli's been talking about a Lynx for like a year and a half now. Yeah, literally. I have one and I don't have room in the safex. That's wild. Eli's been talking about a Lynx for like a year and a half now. Have you really? Yeah, literally. Like, they're terrifying. I have one, and I don't have room in the safe, so I left it outside in the rain. Oh, I'll take it.

Where is it at? It's in the dirt behind my barn. Okay, can you just drop a... Yeah, drop a pin. Please don't go looking for his Lynx. I just need to say it. Please don't. Guys, you heard it here.

If this episode gets 100,000 likes, I can have the links. Oh, we're good. Never mind. We're safe. I feel pretty confident about this one. That it won't happen? Nah. 100,000 likes?

Nah. Nope. On what? On this video. On YouTube? Yeah. We get like 3,000 views. That's okay.

That was rude. We're a little better than that. I hope this goes. Let me check real quick. Oh, pulling up the data. Here we go. I actually don't know. I was making that. I hope let me check real quick Here we go, I actually don't know I was making that up, but let's see what is this called again? Oh, yeah Okay, I'm sorry I did it's around 13 to 15 thousand views there's one with 26,000. Yeah, I take it back. I take it all back. I would say you're not going to get 100,000 likes.

Probably not. What's up? This video goes super viral. Trending on YouTube. Probably won't. The algorithm works off your positivity. It does not work off our positivity.

That's because you're not positive enough. The algorithm works off your positivity. I'm in it. It does not work off our positivity. Uh-huh. That's because you're not positive enough. I mean, this is what this podcast is. This is why I don't do podcasts. This is the reason you do it? Just remember, guys, he did our podcast and not yours. I just rub it into everyone else. I was like, get absolutely going to i've been asked by several people and i said no i don't do podcasts baddie asked me i was like i'm in done yeah i was just high five matt

it's always crazy because baddie's been stop it i will tell this story baddie's like a super fan of everyone and Oh my God. Wow. Good push. You disgust me. Yeah, I know. There's nothing to the burp.

He's a viral human. Viral human. Viral. Viral. Viral human disease. You're so viral. I don't go away. Do not leave.

You have me forever. This is the podcast Eli laughing for 45 minutes show him the fucking me i don't know i can't okay well i'll tell the story well tell the story jesus christ baddie fangirls over like he has been the biggest fangirl of the entire community because i met baddie twitch on twitch i was i was nothing back when he was a loser i still am but like back when he was smaller it was way bigger loser okay smaller loser well i mean technically which is the bigger which is worse i don't it hurts either way he's a big loser in different ways now he's a less big loser that's pretty good that's literally it's just we'll put on the screen you can't what do you punch in hey guys for everybody listening to our podcast because that's where most of our

views come from eli's showing a stupid meme yeah done see and you were supposed to ask a question at the beginning for youtube and you don't know what was yeah what were you supposed to i don't remember a question for comments you make one up real quick. Engagement. Just to get engagement up. Yeah, engagement. We'll put it at the beginning. Ready?

Hey, guys. What do you think Eli needs to do to earn taking my links for one outing? He has to do something to make it worth my while. Non-sexual. And why did you shake your head? You want to do something sexual there in it i was just you shook your head it was weird but i would say guys what should eli do to trade for a

day with the links uh 50 cal links because they're not gonna make any sense because they didn't know you had the links at the beginning but either way oh you're gonna put this at the beginning yeah i'm so confused now now I don't know what's happening. We're fine. We're going to leave it at the end right now. Nothing sexual, hard cut. I mean, we're going to cut the non-sexual part out. It's fine.

Yeah, we just cut out non. Something sexual. It's a god damn.'s like, god damn it. This has been such an informative podcast. I'm so happy. I'm going to go back and be like, yeah, I was on three podcasts and then I never did another one again. This is the nail in the coffin.

It's like, those first two were alright. This last one was not good. Learned my lesson. Yep. Fool me once. Most podcasts would be like, growing as a YouTube influencer, how has it been? How did you get started? How did you get started? No, this is the let's get drunk and hang out together podcast.

Does your cum taste sweet now that you've drank pineapple? I have to go check something in the other room. You hear my truck start up? Well, look at the tag. Look at that. Okay. All right. We got to go to bunker to maybe talk about merch things.

That's definitely not happening. It's not. No, definitely not. What time is it? 436. We missed it. We should have logged this off earlier. Do the thing, Eli, where you end the podcast because nobody wants to listen again

guys thank you for plug yourself to all 3000 views check me out on youtube.com slash donut operator and what does he say at the end of his videos you watch him to the end I actually love donut operators videos

yeah I actually only watch a few YouTubers. AK? No. Okay. I watch half of his videos. I actually really like him. That was a question. We fucked it up.

Oh, no. What was it? Who's better? Oh, we were going to ask. Who's fucking better? Demo Daddy, Flannel Daddy, or AK Daddy? Comments below. We'll put that in the front.

I already know what they're going to pick flannel daddy because he has an audience that is, have you seen what they do? They're crazy. They are like a religious cult. Yes. Like AK has a pretty crazy audience, but flannel daddy's audience is insane.

What do they do different? I haven't seen freaks. Oh my God. Like if he said, Hey guys, today we are storming the Capitol with our biggest guns, they would do it. A hundred percent. Yeah.

Really? They would murder everyone. That's like the religious cult fanatic. They would murder everyone there. I'd do it. I'd be there with him. I love him. I love him.

Yeah, that's another. Yeah, you freaked out when you met him. You freaked out when. I didn't. Did you freak out? Yeah, absolutely. A hundred percent. I don't remember when we met him. You freaked out. Did you freak out? Yeah, absolutely. 100%. I don't remember when we met.

When did we meet? I flew down to Texas before I moved here. Oh, yeah. And I was visiting my first or second. It was like my first time visiting, actually. You came to my house? Mm-hmm. That's weird.

Why did you invite him to my house? I don't remember. You invited me to the house. You let me hang out with you. I didn't know you. It's because they told me you were a big deal on Twitch. I was not. I know.

I was very small on Twitch. I was pissed. I know. I was very small on Twitch. I was pissed after I found out what you actually were. I was like, why did he come to my house? Who is this person? This ginger. Threw his child in the pool. That's how we retaliate. Girl Matt.

Girl Matt number two. The sequel. Get out of here. I forgot, Batty. What. Do we all hang out together? I don't remember this. We did the suppressor shoot. The suppressor shoot? The helicopters shooting suppressors.

It was like two years ago. Who was ashing by the hatching? We've told this story a couple times. You were gone. You went old man home. You went asleep. When they they say that they mean I went to bed at like midnight and they stayed up till five he's

not wrong in this case we all so it was me Eli Donut Leon Lush was there yeah Leon Leon showed up and we walked to a gas station because we ran out of booze and we bought more booze it was around midnight actually because we could still buy booze and we bought a bunch of alcohol and cigarettes because we were drunk and we went

out behind the gas station to drink and smoke because we're adults we're just like ruffians just hanging out with our leather jackets and baddies ashing i was leaning on the the blue rhino propane yeah i heard the tanks and i was just leaning on it kind of like ashing my cigarette dude everyone's like maybe don't do that maybe we shouldn't yeah bad baddie no i forgot about that yeah that was the first time and i fangirled like a little bitch it was bad you do the best holding i know we ended this episode but you hold it in always the best like when you met freddie you're like blah blah blah and like when freddie left he was like

like freaked out like a girl yep same thing with you same thing for donut yeah oh my god when i first met donut that was that was another big one grand thumb was a bad one uh when i met grand thumb i was so i was like vomiting everywhere hung over because I drank a fireball at your house. I got a bucket of fireball. Yeah. I cannot drink fireball. I will throw up. It would be one shot of fireball.

I will throw up the next day. Every time. I cannot drink fireball. I don't know why. I can drink anything else. Jager, whatever. Fireball though, I will vomit. So you just don't do it or you just do it and throw up?

Well, I mean, I do it and throw up. I'm a man. I hold in my pain. Of course, I'll take a shot of fireball. I deal with it by myself later. And Grantham and Brandon, a.k.a. Jesus, went out to shoot a video the next morning. They're like, yeah, you can come in. I'm like, yeah, I'll be there.

I'll definitely wake up early. I'm cool. I woke up the next morning like, I'm going to die. I still got my truck. Drove to the ranch. Filmed with them. Threw up all over the tire of my own truck hiding trying not to film or they didn't know yeah it's like the body armor video when you showed up oh my gosh oh yeah i was super and we made him run with body armor on hey i won running did he win yes watch the video i thought eli won nope i beat eli i beat everybody i was

in sandals probably body armor during the run the body armor during the run i won watch it again i almost died after because i i lost balance at the very end i had flip flops yeah and i kept and i was the only one that had like you guys were like i'm to just get a giant necklace flavor flavor would use. They call it body armor. I was like, we just put bags on her chest. I was like, you motherfuckers. I forgot about that. How did yours do? Mine stopped.

Mine was on the inside plate. Donut's was the one that did really bad. Donut got out really fast. I lost because I ended up shooting the same fucking hole, which you didn't put that in the video. No, you just suck. No, the three and a blackout went right into the 44 bag I don't know why I win the video I don't make the rules I do make the rules

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