Unsubscribe Podcast - 31 - Charity & Triple A Games

Episode Date: December 2, 2021

Does anyone still listen to us? Today we talk about Cu...VIDEO GAMES. DONUTS HOME!!! Today we yell about a lot of trash, including Charity and Triple A Games, How Salt Lake City is a stupid place and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  If you didn't hear, we ran a charity event on the 20th and 21st of Nov, where a big ol group of Content Creators got together to raise money for The Boot Campaign, and AMAZING Veterans charity group. EVEN BETTER we got  @MBest11x  ,  @Eli Doubletap  ,  @Baddie Streams  ,  @Donut Operator  ,  @Klean  ,  @Brandon Herrera  and @Nikko Ortiz  all together in a giant garage streaming, yelling and making fools of ourselves for charity. Overall we raise $250,000 in two days (Baddies chat did $55k beating Mat Best, Baddie writes these so I can dunk on Matty B if I want). It was an amazing time for an amazing cause. ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Well, we're only on episode 30 with random changing cameras from episode to episode. 31. 31. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You missed 30. I did miss 30. Nothing happened. Honestly, it wasn missed 30. I did miss 30.

Nothing happened. Honestly, it wasn't even that good of an episode. You only got Demo Ranch to curse. Yeah. Three times. Three times. Just damn it. Just damn it.

He said. He said gosh damn it though. Yeah. He said. He said on his own. That was of his own free will. Yeah. If this is at the first minute, just make sure you bleep all the words because we can't

have it. First minute cussing. Oh, f***. F***. Oh, man. Did you get him to say cum? I don't think he ever said cum. Dang it.

But we talked about cum for you. Thank you. Thank you. And we literally said that. Oh, yeah. We got to. Oh, wait. Oh, I got to do everything.

We all mess it up. Cheers. Cheers. We cheers it. Already spilled. Batty, not knowing how cups work. Was that not how everybody? Wouldn't that be the ultimate insult if you kill somebody and drink white claw out of

their skull? Oh, my God. This is a big fucking. Yeah. He just put it in his mouth. Wouldn't that be the ultimate insult if you kill somebody and drink white claw out of their skull? Oh my god! This is a big fucking... I'm gonna order a human skull and I'm gonna turn into a cup and drink white claw out of it. Wait, I have an actual skull around here somewhere. Like a real one? I don't think it's real. I tried to buy one offline.

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out i'm dying right now it's not the coof i wouldn't got coof tested this morning so i wouldn't put anyone in danger and you can put me in danger i already do uh yeah hi everyone we have eli double tap here we have baddie streams and i am donut and this is the unsubscribed podcast where we talk about come video video we missed you last week buddy you were here with we had a small guest but you probably didn't even know of him yeah i haven't heard of him he doesn't do a lot of podcasts so it's like he's not even that big i think it's like that was like his third podcast ever destruction farm what's his name yeah i don't know it was like explosive house prairie ranch yeah demolition ranch demolition ranch i think he i think he cooks he does a lot of stuff with like ranch dressing demolition prairie welcome to the

podcast oh man i think that i missed that one i I know. I was wanting to hear him curse. I haven't even watched your own podcast yet. I'm going to go back and watch it. He drank. Yeah. Oh, my. Yeah. He did like four.

Matt's an alcoholic. Four white call. He did four in like an hour. One of us. One of us. Oh, no. Fuck. Put the help.

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I hate. Oh, man. Well, we're glad you're back. What were you doing? Today's journey was great. We went and ate food. Donut, and I quote, at 3 o'clock said, 20 minutes out.

So we sat at the bar and waited. At 340, I was like, where are you at, bro? At 345, he called. He's like, I'm at Batty's. That's the new Donut Sick. He fucked up going to the bar. So you know something's wrong with me. Something ain't right yet.

I was so confused. We started laughing because we just ordered mimosas. We're like, oh, he's about to be here. We'll get some mimosas, which that place did do good. I didn't like him as much. That's because nostalgia. Okay. No, the mimosas were not as good as eggs.

They weren't. They weren't even close. And they were baby shots. Yeah yeah those were not cups of vodka it was like a shot glass but it wasn't even a full shot it was gross it was like normal shots it was like something a regular person would drink like a peasant so in um yeah i mean you lived in salt lake for a while i that's where i was last week god bro the alcohol i alcohol laws are so weird. The shot thing? Yep.

You can only get a shot if it's one ounce or one and a half ounce. You can't do doubles, and you can't get a shot in a beer together. You have to do one of the, and you have to have food. Yeah. And you have to finish your drink before they'll bring you another one. Yeah. Salt Lake City, Utah for everybody. No wonder why Utah viewers suck.

Y'all are angry. Yeah, super angry. I forgot about that completely. Because BRCC moved up there originally together. And that was confusion when we went to our first. I remember Matt and I were like, why? Why do these rules exist that's but dude i think the alcohol is watered down there too and there it's machine like did you see it's all machine yeah their pourers have um it's a liquor but the liquor bottles have little electronic devices on them

that measures exactly one or one and a half ounces. What? There's no drop. There's no overpouring. A bar where they're responsible? This is disgusting. How dare... Next you're going to say they call your Uber if you're drunk.

Bullshit. I bet they cut you off at a reasonable amount too. This is horse shit. Guys, go get more manmosis. Put that help number back up on screen for us, please. This episode is just dedicated to being an alcoholic. A video game. That was every episode.

A video game. I don't know what you're talking about. Let's celebrate our habits. Oh, we should have done that. Oh, yeahgiving oh shit yeah happy thanksgivings that's go fight with your family day tomorrow dude yes talk and remember if you want a peaceful thanksgiving with the family these these simple rules talk about religion talk about politics and don't worry about boundaries yeah not at all hit your grandma she probably has a good one so i started operator hit your grandma that's my new favorite quote grandma's assaulted on thanksgiving unsubscribe main culprit

we are inciting violence that's how we lose the podcast, finally. Hey, where'd our monetization go? We just got it. There's got to be something stupid. Cough on her. No. I saw a meme the other day. It was like, my uncle used to ruin Thanksgiving with alcohol until he found Jesus.

Now he ruins it with that. Oh, God. found jesus now he ruins it with that oh my god our favorite superhero go oh no i didn't even read the comments on that one yet they're good they're good i did see like priest and everyone reaching out yeah um so cody what were you doing in Salt Lake like what happened what was going on you had a big thing my PC sponsor Zydex the owner flew us out there

do a little stream build us some computers we shot machine guns in the desert like road razors around the mountains and then we hung out with it was fun man it was a great time I was there with Brandon Herr herrera luke rockhold the fc dude um administrative results houston jones the bodybuilder that abuses the psychopath he's a psychopath he uh so for his video while we were there he took a liver kick from luke rockhold twice yeah it was a rockwell or rockhold rockhold

luke rockhold what am i saying rockhold it's rock cold okay luke rock old okay yeah so there's something wrong with that man drop instantly oh yeah he crumpled have you ever back up no i've never taken a liver and i don't know i've been punched in the liver it doesn't feel good have you got where you dropped though oh bro so you haven't i've had like the doubled over like but i haven't fallen oh yeah i was gonna try not to get kicked in the liver with Luke doing it that man can kick Oh, yeah terrifying. Yeah, yeah It was bad, but we had it. We had a good good little week there. I hung out with a Mr. Best mr. Matt best. Yeah, they're at the same time so we got a tour the BRCC facility

And oh, yeah, you haven't been to the Utah one. No Super cool man hung out with Evan and Matt and all those guys. Yeah, dude. That's the OG. And you've seen it come a far way. I wish I had original pics. So that used to, the front was literally an office. So think of like a shitty office space where you just like walk in and you just, it was let me think okay you would walk in it was a tiny square you had one helping desk and then it was just cubicles to the left to the right so

how you see it is like a actual like coffee shop and oh yeah that none of that existed the floor was not it was an office it looked like a shitty school building why did they start in salt lake who lived in salt lake to move it so it's your fault okay that was but yeah we that's man is cam because it was a warehouse too with multiple companies oh no okay this is a different grass i forgot this was a different building altogether then we we bought that building. Then we completely changed that building. Originally, we started on a tiny, like this. It was literally about your size of place for BRCC back in the day. Did you just make fun of my house? No.

Yes. I think you did, like a little bit, right? Batty, if I wanted to make fun of your house. Touch my ceiling, Eli. Did you see that? I can almost touch Batty's phone. He can't reach my ceiling. It was a little bit more than that, but

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Shut the fuck up, Eli. Tell your story. We were just... Eli, tell your goddamn story. Eli, tell the story. Okay, I'll tell the story after I just point out one of the key highlights of last week's stream. He hasn't seen it. Don't spoil it. I was like, man, Batty used to be fat

and Matt was like, you're fatter? You're fatter? Dude, Demo was on fire stop laughing at that tell your goddamn story or get out of my house this is why you don't have any friends he was on fire last week that's awesome he was just fucking zinger after zinger but yeah it was a tiny place then we moved to the new place uh and we built that one out i remember even getting those floors how the floors look now it was completely different it was a fucking process that was like years in the making it's super nice in there man yeah now it's super fucking nice and now they have that gym and everything attached

to it jim's gnarly is that the gym i I always see Logan working out in? No. Yes, maybe. Yeah, the old one in heaven. Yeah, he used to always be in there, yes. Yeah, it's pretty rad. And they have a live-in archery guy to fix all their bows. And they have an indoor archery range and an outdoor archery range. And Grizzly Forge is there, too.

He's there. Yeah. They have a... Lucas. Lucas, yeah. Lucas is tall. Dude, Lucas is like 6'7". He's taller than Robert Oberst have a Lucas. Yeah. Another sniper. Dude. Lucas is like six, seven. He's taller than Robert Oberst. That picture threw me off.

Yeah. Lucas is a big, it's hard for me to feel small. When I stood next to the, when me and Lucas were hanging out after the music video thing, I was like, I was just, I'm like, stop it.

Just bend over a little, do something. I didn't like it. He's way too tall. Every time I see lucas i'm like you can stack two of you on top of yourself oh man yeah check out lucas's uh knife company though grizzly forge knives oh man they make really really cool stuff did you hear a story of how he broke his back no no yeah so he broke his back like two years ago

like while he was like forging so he had a he was wearing a back brace and all this he's came a long way so they were moving a fucking gun safe and then it fell back and fell on him oh jesus christ yeah he had a safe fall on Yeah. And he didn't like crush his ribs and everything. It was his back just fucking shattered. I mean, I'll take just a broken back versus a broken back, shattered ribs, crushed lungs, you know, your face. I mean, he just got fucked, though.

It's like, however, yeah, it was fucking. This is why you pay people to move your safes. Yeah, exactly. Disposable help. The last two times someone's moved your safe, you say it was sketchy because of the size of the people moving it and how many there were last time it was like a 30 pound mexican lady i think it was two children and a dad when we moved this into this house man i was like oh because they had like one of the truck ramp they they took the ramp off the truck

because the truck had a lift so they went from the truck to the ground easy no problem but they had the ramp that usually you put on the back of the truck to the ground they put that ramp from my driveway up to my porch so they can skip the steps but they still had to lift it like six inches onto the ramp and it was it was like one dude then a smaller dude pulling it and then this tiny tiny little lady was like good job guys good luck and she was just on the side of it like she wasn't doing anything she just had her hands on it like go team and i'm just like in there i'm watching them just failing not being able to get i'm like do you want do you guys want me to do you want to push it real quick because i'm a foot and a half taller than all of you

do they are brave because they pushed my safe up a actual ramp on their truck and i was just like i mean that's how they did it when i moved from vermont to texas it was there was no lifts it was all ramps and the people who moved it from vermont onto the truck was a veteran-owned company called grunts move junk and they are the fucking greatest dude these there was one dude uh who actually i knew from high school who actually was a great guy but he he just fucking manhandled my 700 pound safe so yours is 700 pounds that's a lot mine's 3 000 your safe is 3 000 pounds 90 minute rated i mean mine's 70 60 minutes but mine's a liberty though so like you add that but then how big yeah yours is also a wide ass safe yeah mine's that fatty so that's

things the door they were like same thing they were like i was like you guys gonna need like more probably people to move that thing like bro i got it and i remember the older black gentleman he's like i move safe all the time i know how to do this i i nothing he's gonna lift it back into like a rocker thing he's like go hernia he's like i don't need multiple actually let's take the door that's why i told you oh because the door off that door is like 400 i think it's like four or five hundred pounds just for the safe door on that rhino yeah it's a holy shit yeah that's a hefty bitch so they're like pull that off set it down then move the safe in and carried the fucking door in and they're

like okay that's why you when uh he came over last week he was like you're safe staying in your garage i was like yeah fucking there's like four steps right here four steps i struggled one step for two hours moving in my old house i was like that's when i was moving i was like i refused to look for another two-story house or for a two my old house was two stories and i refused to move my safe up a second floor and i wanted my stream room the safe in the stream room so i was like i gotta find a one-story house so i can just move that state back and i put in a closet so it's range style speaking of streams we did a stream wait did we do a stream recently cody you're carrying this podcast right now you got the list you're like bam bam we didn't even make a list this time we definitely had one last time video games thanks charity chair ready stream charity stream what did we do don't know uh

busted ass voice yeah we streamed for the the boot campaign an organization that helps veterans and veteran families and we ended up raising a lot of money that final tally was what 243 000 yeah yep 243 000 and the first night that we did the stream we were all together in matt best garage and we raised 160 000 that first night 167 it was just shy of 170 i think okay it was just shy it was like 171 68 167 something like that land party style yeah there was seven of us in there it was wild chaos the entire time that was absolute k i remember because we had okay we'll go boot campaign as he said phenomenal non-profit even the uh the board members i'll link it when i when i do the youtube i'll link boot campaign site down in the description below they're

unbelievable i love them yeah they don't none even the board members don't take a paycheck so and we set this up every year without taking a paycheck it's a lot of work goes into it um and phenomenal giveaways from each and every company and uh ek fluid gaming's put in the computers we had like you have a seven computers seven computers and then we had um the vfw gave us the monitors yeah they gave us the vfw had had gaming monitors yeah actually you know i went there today to drop them off okay so you can tell the generations. They're not giving out fucking scotch and cigars anymore. Which they were offering me when I dropped them off today. Nice.

Dude, I walked in and was like, oh, monitors go in this place. Y'all want some scratchers to go? No, we'll just take the monitors. You walk in, it smells like a VFW. You're like, oh, there's that musky. That old VFW smell. That Korea smell. This VFW has seen Normandy.

It was on the beaches. And then they dropped that building off in San Antonio. So, but I forgot. It's like an open bar. Dude, a pint is $2.25. No, it was a pint. It was the pitcher. Yeah, the pitcher.

Not a pint pipe a pitcher i was like what the fuck oh yeah and they're just people drinking and smoking i was like cheers okay i'm gonna drop these monitors off because i got a shit ton of it uh they're the ones that dropped it off and then we had um but then it was just fucking chaos and it was an awesome time who was in the garage with us? Who was in Matt's garage? Okay, I'm going to start. Okay, we had Donut in the back, right at the top of the seat, throwing chairs in the background. Because I remember literally yeeting chairs anytime anybody stood up.

Scared me the first time. Terrified. People kept paying me to throw people's chairs. Charity stream. I'm getting a charity stream tattoo. I'm getting the rolly chairs that don't was smashing on my thigh and i'm gonna spell charity wrong intentionally on my body so it's called chair ready yeah my favorite is like don't it's like i'm gonna throw your chair one more time i was like he's like no i'll pay for it i was like it's a thousand dollars

he's like oh I'm so sorry. He was like, someone else's chair. You eat this bitch. I was like, you're just throwing my computer at that point. You were just like, boom. Oops. You were so excited to throw chairs though. I was like, yeah yeah stone is crushing it feels good time then we had fucking batty hi it's me me matt clean

brandon and then um um nico ortiz from tiktok is he one of those guys that from now on like matt where it's always, yeah, Matt Best and Nico Ortiz. We got to, we have to say their last name when we say their fucking name. Well, I say Nico Ortiz because I have a Nico or I have Nico from Corridor. Yeah, Jeff. Fucking hate people. I have to say their full name.

Nico is very high energy. I love him. And he streamed for like 14 hours, didn't he? And the entire time he's screaming. No, he did longer. He did longer than that. And he took a nap for an hour

because they paid him to take a nap inside his dick magazine. He made a giant dick out of all the mags after like all. So Matt dumped a giant thing

of Magpul mags all over the floor. It was like hundreds of mags on the floor. Matt has a 500 Magpul mags. And Nico. It won't take long

to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added neutral refreshingly simple made a giant dick sculpture out of the mags and then took a nap in the middle of said dick

sculptures during the stream yeah you're allowed to sleep on stream it's okay as long as you say and they paid him handsomely to take that nap and that was when we were all gone or you might have been there i uh he took the nap after i left but he was he was he was getting a little tired when i because i bounced at 4 a.m i was it was me and nico at 4 a.m then i left and matt best came down at 11 a.m and nico was going dude that dude oh guys if you've never checked out Nico Ortiz because I didn't bad he knew him I fucking had no clue other than

I seen his twitch following um it was a suggested twitch following and I was like oh shit military dude he was streaming I was like hey blah blah blah DM me DM'd him on Instagram he was streaming i was like hey blah blah blah dm me dm'd him on instagram he's like oh uh i was like here's my phone number he's like oh i don't give out my phone number i was like

okay that's fucking weird you have like smaller follower than me that's confusing and but now then i understood why because we got on the phone he's like you know fuck you i don't care and he called me and then we talked and i was like oh well like you're doing good on twitch seeing your numbers he was like 100 viewers and then his instagram's like 70 000 i was like fuck yeah you're crushing bro you're doing and super positive i was like what else do you do he's like oh my name's like tiktok and youtube i was like oh what are your tiktok numbers it's like 2.6 million i was like now the not giving out your number wakes way more fucking sense nico has a has a lot of a lot of people on tiktok it's you know where he exploded he does the funniest

fucking tiktoks it he does uh mostly like the different branches like he'll do like how the coast guard reacts to going on a date how the navy reacts to going on a day army marines uh air force then he added space force and it's just the funniest fucking shit mainly because all the navy ones involve sucking dick my dad's a navy guy so fuck you dad suck dick yeah he has a little hair clip guys so first off first off i'm gonna stop you there you don't stop you there it's like every time but like nico's a phenomenal dude it was great meeting him because i've told these guys we were even brcc matt and the guys we've been talking about that generational gap because we're like a decade older than these guys you are i am you are 100 i am not donut is not there 34 shut the fuck up i'm trying to help you

out here bro i'm trying to make you i feel old i'm already feel old i woke up in pain after that stream and then uh but he's a big gamer he's that new generation of tiktok military guys because none of the brcc none of us know fucking tiktok no you don't know fucking we've been trying i mean we do we all know we'll do all right on tiktok well i need to upload on there yeah how many videos yeah on tiktok um i think like 12 yeah i've had it for years now yeah i got like 12 videos 40 30 30 somewhere baddies are really good though i don't know what I'm doing. Same.

Batty doesn't either. Did you see the video that went viral for him? Yeah. He was like, I'm opening an ammo can. It's like 40 million views. I'm like, I hate it. Yeah, that was insane. Batty just took an old Russian ammo can that we were at a range day.

Yeah, and I had to open up one of the spam cans. Yeah, and how many views was it it's at uh 5.7 it got picked up by the it got caught around 4.5 million views for a while and then the algorithm picked it up again like last week and now it's at like 5.7 million views dude dude and how much money did you make off of that uh i'm now so i'm now making money off of it are you what you can make money on tiktok yeah oh shit the great i got invited to the great program now because my video keeps getting picked up by the algorithm it's the same video looping so i'm gonna suck that dick i quit after i tried to make a tarkov meme three times in a row and

because i was showing the buttstock of a rifle they kept dude i i don't understand i have videos of me shooting guns like my i have a slow motion barrett video did fine i have one of me mag dumping a draco that one got pulled then they put it back but i have another video of me shooting i think a scorpion or my vector i don't remember which one and they're like oh no oh my god it's the panda video don't you remember when we shot the panda we turned a panda into a suppressor yeah oh yeah i put so i have a video of me just walking around my double barrel pistol going and i slap it forward and i murder a panda a real forgot tiktok's owned by china yeah panda's china don't do that science science but yeah they don't guns are hit or miss yeah i don't i don't know how it works yeah that's that's a the roll the dice but that's her like nico blew up on that shit he doesn't do

any gun stuff though so he's doing and it's smart for that and now he's doing youtube and he's doing um two gray shorts are amazing on youtube yeah and now we're bringing them on uh or we're in talks with brcc because it's that new generation. And he had the fuck, as you said, he had like baddie energy. That's how I thought. He's got baddie energy. Absolutely. He's got the same crackhead shit I do.

I loved it. Me and him were just yelling at each other the entire night. Yeah, I know. Trust. Sorry, guys. We had him throwing chairs. We had you and Nico yelling. I was just making fun of other people's communities

i'm raising more money than you were you though eli were you raising more money than me batty beat everyone how much did you raise batty fifty five thousand dollars exactly i hit 10 and i was done you look it's too fucking late you literally you're like 10 peace out and then everyone like every we had 25 streamers everyone crushed it other than chocolate yeah chocolate operator sucked ass he what the fuck bro he bought like the bar around and like a medium-sized bar we were doing so good and then chocolate showed up he was like you know you know what the test you have the bell curve and everyone's like oh we're gonna do great the curve's helping us and then chocolate showed up and you're like oh i only got a d thanks chocolate yeah chocolate this is everyone go

on chocolate's last instagram post and just be like way to go on the charity show we love you i live with the man go on the charity show. We love you, George. George Chocolate. I live with the man. I live with him. Oh, man. Does he pay you more in rent than he raised for charity?

I'm going to go to him and be like, where's that 150? I love you, George. I'm sorry. It was good though be like, where's that $150? I love you, chocolate. I'm sorry. It was good, though, man. It was great having you guys out.

Everyone crushed it. I was so happy. And thank you to the entire Twitch community, the gaming community, the veteran community, and the streamers and the sponsors that put that on. Because we had a good fucking time. And we were supposed to talk about it on last week's podcast yeah we forgot completely spaced we wrote this down discuss charity stream first oh no we were literally screwed we were just screeching about demo saying the word shit we're like

forgot to say oh yeah we're doing a huge important charity event that we do every year uh for vets and their families but you know whatever literally in three days it's fine here's demo cursing yeah this is way better than vets fuck vets fuck all that money we raised for them damn batty how's your relentless search of that shiny pokemon going i am just playing Pokemon Brilliant Diamond right now. It came out on Friday. GameStop fucked me in the ass and didn't send it to me till Monday because they hate me.

And I actually haven't played more than four minutes of the actual game. Guys, but how many hours have you put in? Probably close to 20. 20 hours, guys. And he is four minutes into the story so in pokemon games you can uh do this thing called soft resetting at the beginning of the game to try to get a special version of your starter pokemon in this case a shiny starter so it's got a different color scheme it It's literally the same fucking thing. It's usually worse. Because you're not rolling for stats at that point.

And it's just shiny. And unfortunately, in this game, for you to do this little soft reset thing, it takes about a minute and a half, about 90 seconds, 85 seconds, 70 seconds, somewhere in there. And that's how long it takes you to do a single soft reset. So I'm doing like 30 of these an hour just resetting starting over i'll pick my pokemon i choose you turtwig and your normal trash and i throw it away and i restart my game and i've been doing that since monday it's wednesday imagine buying a game and not putting it.

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I put it for you in the comments. I do that so much i exactly i know every time the holiday sale i'm like i'll play this one day i'll play this one day how many games do you think you have in your steam library you haven't opened for at least 200 i have oh i have a 17 year badge on steam i've had seen for 17 years you have a fucking og fucking you have one three months older but fucking a badge that has three years difference. And it's so weird. So trash. I love it.

So, yeah, that's all I'm doing is just soft resetting this Pokemon game. And I want to play this game so bad. I've been waiting for this game for like two years, a year and a half, just wanting to play. And I can't. And I can't because now I'm so committed to doing this stupid fucking shit. And I know the worst part is I know once I get this shiny Turtwig, the Leaf Starter, I know once I get it, it's going to be awful.

I'm not worried. I'm not going to accidentally suffer to soft reset on the battery dies. It doesn't matter, dude. For when a switch goes, goes to battery dies, it goes into low power first and says you have to plug it in. You can't play anymore. It's fucking amazing. Honestly, the switch is great about its power oh i love the switch um my favorite console and to soft reset a game on the switch it's not like an instant one button key it's like a chain of events where it's like this this this okay now it's a soft reset

start over for me to accidentally fuck that up it would be it's just not gonna happen it's just the odds for a shiny pokemon on brilliant diamond are one in 4096 one in 4096 and that's that's just your i could go longer yeah you've you've come this far man you can't quit no i mean i'm probably don't encourage i'm probably 400 to 500 soft resets in yeah that's it we need to buy it and hopefully like either of us it's both of us it's like one one it's our first time starting it i would throw up i would i would vomit profusely that he's building a noose over here eight knots almost had you me and eli were watching guy on twitch earlier today who is doing the same thing for an older game soul silver and this motherfucker was playing an emulator version and on emulators your save files are usually your f keys f123 and all you gotta do is hit f1 and it boots right back you save you don't have to save you don't have to choose your low you don't have to restart the game

you say f1 to boot so it's a really quick way to soft reset yeah because with emulators you can you can do that you can make save points wherever you want 10 seconds enter 50 it was like 15 seconds to get as new oh dude it was like five or six it was very quick because with emulators you don't need to save in game you don't need to go you can save on the emulator so you can save at any point yeah like this game would be a lot quicker if i could save on an emulator because i could save right before i talk to the bag where it shows the pokeballs and you open it but no i have to sit through 70 seconds of dialogue so you can skip all that with emulators and this guy was sitting there and he burns through like three resets he's

talking about his subs like oh thank you for the sub New Pokemon rolls and he goes through all three shiny synda quill. It's a gen 2 starter. Yeah, and he just well Reset and then he just screams like hands up and run It was just used to yeah Habit he just burned through it having been doing it for hours runs off of stream you hear him just i'm an idiot i'm stupid fuck i'm like for you to do that on a switch like it's not gonna happen it'll be fine jesus i was like what a kick in the dick that is honestly man i don't know pokemon i just fucking old pokemon like like missing number mu to mu because we've talked we've talked about the mu truck so many times on the podcast that that is

so i'm gonna be able to get a mu are you yeah so um with a lot of newer games there are special events and things like that where you can get all the weird legendaries currently right now if you have saved data on your switch from one of the older games specifically let's go pikachu or eevee which is one of the early gen switch ones um you can get be you're given a free mew like second town in the game like level five or some shit yeah so they're they're making it so you can get all those weird legendaries that those pseudo legendaries that are in games like um everyone's suggest or uh speculating right now when the the new open world pokemon game comes out and i think february or january legend of arceus oh yeah they're gonna release an arceus event

because you haven't been able to get an arceus event an arceus in game for like generations now so open world yeah and open we're talking breath of the wild pokemon elden rings we're not elden rings elden rings open world have you have you seen it no i've heard a lot of big big streamers have had access to it to their closed alpha but they got access to out have you dude um what's his name sacrile got access and fucking anthony and tony you motherfucker i know you're not listening to this maybe maybe he likes this and it's i'm gonna yell i'll fucking shout. Yell at him on Twitter. But he got access and he posted a video of him loading into the game.

Be like, can't stream it, but I'm going to make a video later. Piece of shit. Elden Rings is Demon's Souls Dark Souls. But with made with George RR Martin, the fucking dude that made Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones and the original team. And have you watched the new gameplay of it? Nope. Is it an RPG or is it like an MMO? Right? No a rpg oh is it yeah my bad it's open world rpg holy fuck the world is

like breath of the wild because i was surprised at the the scale of the open world and it was like yes the when they're explaining it's like yeah it's the normal uh demon souls dark souls you played any of those no i don't know was there everyone called hard souls they were all dark souls or demon souls was the very first one oh i thought it was just dark no dark souls is the one where it's like the boss fights are super hard yeah people like you roll everywhere yes yeah so that's dark souls and demon souls was the very first one i didn't know that okay demon souls was a korean released game or japan i forget you are so fucking weird with how you remember this shit dude that was my because i got it because it was a tiny release in america in the original and i was everyone i remember fires heaven nerd forums was like

this is the part where we talk about games don't doesn't know about yeah no you i don't know either it's okay i played dark souls it's fucking harsh first boss that's all i've ever done dark souls 3 first boss only thing i've ever played with dark souls that's it my same here it was dark souls 3 it was on sale one of the straight out the holiday sales and i was like everyone plays. I'll give it a try. I hated it. Yeah. I fucking hated it. And then you see the people playing it with like the dance dance revolution pads.

Dude. Actually, one of Lori's friends, one of Lori's friends is a full time, like dark soul streamer. He, he does like no hit runs. His name is bright,

bright mares on Twitch. Amazing content creator. Dude, dude's fucking cool as hell. Uh, he does like no hit runs or one hit runs or whatever his speed runs through dark souls games like he did i remember watching uh dark souls like one through three no hit straight through all the i was like bro you

masochist what is wrong with you tweak's really good at them yeah oh tweak loves them like uh was what was the uh the is it call of secure or just secure the secure yeah that was another one that just came out and that one tweak was obsessed with fucking hard games dude make me i don't i don't even want to watch people play them there because i hate it the brutality in those games because i'm used to that old nintendo life fucking awesome it's fucking hard as shit demon souls i didn't realize this and like those games especially this is ps2 i think demon souls came out on ps2 no ps3 it was original ps3 maybe i have to think it's 2009 or 10 god you're sold and that was you have you're

like i'm alive and you can resurrect yourself or you can just continue the game with half health and play the game with half health and you're dead in your soul mode oh shit so if you resurrect yourself though you have full health but if you die again then you're back to half if you resurrect yourself and you die it adds a hard difficulty meter like marker onto the game so it can go plus five hard difficulty or just stay at normal or plus five negative. I forget how to get the Nate and make it easier. I didn't know that.

Cause they don't fucking say that in the game. I was like, why am I dying by everything at this point in the game? It was like a dog would bite me. I'm like, I was getting really good at the game. I was like, I was such a spooky dog it's just like

stabbing stuff you're like just stabbing dogs yeah i got devil matt v2 over here bro i think the game's fucking hard as shit um fucking blast i beat that all the way through and i i played it through uh new game plus which is the harder mode fucking insanity the new game elden rings elden rings but when they were on the mountainside so it the main character on the game the new gameplay trailer that released two weeks ago it's like walks up to the cliff edge and then looks out and there was fucking like two glowing trees mountains and everything as far as i can see and then he opens the map and it is a tiny portion of this fucking map that then he scrolls up and you just see how big the world it is this is all open fucking world so he gets off starts riding the horse and you see this big

monster just fucking chains in its back like dragging these other creatures rides past as then a giant dragon flies down and like he misses it fucking he starts fighting it i'm like what the ever living okay but is this gonna be a dark souls style game where i'm not gonna want to play it oh it's so difficult brutally hard yeah god damn it 100 percent dude let me play the witcher on easy mode again so i feel good at video games i forgot yours like i love difficulty i love story whenever i get any game like i granted i've done like you know knights of the republic on the harder settings but the first time i've played through like these super super story driven intense games like that i almost always will play a normal or a step down because i just want to

enjoy the story i do not care about how difficult the game is i want to see you play i'm old now what was the game with uh hideo kojima and uh walking fucking goddamn pack mule simulator yeah pack mule simulator ups man delivery yeah right on shit right in oh no oh man what is that talking about it's with all the all the stocker black jizz yeah death stranding that's just training yeah black jizz like death stranding i would love watching you play on the easy because hideo literally put in a baddie mode which is you don't fight bosses you don't do anything it just plays the story you're like walk and you get to a boss who's like he dies instantly or something and it's just okay okay i don't go in the easiest

mode but baddie simulator i'm not gonna lie i love i love story driven games so i don't care it's like a movie that you're helping play through i'm okay with i'm always normal i'm not the dude that's like i'm playing i'm playing sushi ghost on normal yeah sushi yeah sushi ghost on normal which is there's some hard fucking bites in normal dude i spent so i remember we I remember, we talked about this 8,000 times already, but I remember how long I spent fighting that first boss because I didn't want to lose. And then no matter what, you lose. And it was bullshit! You still need to play Sushi Ghost.

I haven't even touched Sushi Ghost yet. Speaking of 200 Steam games, Donut has so many. There's way more than that, probably. Every time there's a sale and i'm like oh a dollar let me get that i just i just picked up forza 5 forza horizon 5 dude i don't know i i have it in a very i used to love racing games twitch gave it to me for free i have no idea why or how i was just sitting on my twitch dashboard the other day and you have like notifications for we're like well your Amazon Prime gaming shit shows up randomly

Yeah, I clicked that and it's like redeem Forza Horizon 5 for free on Steam I'm like, oh, it's probably like a demo back when the beta dropped. Yeah opened it. No, I have the full ultimate edition of Forza I have no idea why twitch gave it to me. I don't ever I never I've been I've never played a racing game on twitch Hmm what they gave it to me, and now I have it, and honestly, it is fucking beautiful. I played it for like an hour and a half the other day just because I was bored.

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open world right yeah it's like the i say the original horizon but it's it's where you drive around like i think the original horizon was on like an island like hawaii or some shit and you just drive around fucking race people do events then you get to a spot where you can do like a legit setup race but like the intro to this game was beautiful like it shows like an old c-130 and then it drops your car out the back of the fucking plane and shit like it was actually it was a lot of fun and it's visually fucking beautiful i don't know how you plan it i know because i won't play a racing game with a controller i think it's sacrilegious right because i don't want to buy an i racing setup eli that costs four thousand

dollars oh yeah that's true well i mean I originally was playing on my keyboard and mouse Oh, man, Tracy. I wonder if JT has it yet because JT has that big racing. Oh, yeah, you can sit in this simulates power steering Summit just got a setup like that with like 420 or 37 in your racing dude So he's been in Twitter. Holy shit holy shit yeah someone's got an insane race i would crush him at video that that is the one thing i will a hundred percent i can beat him at that you should go stream at jt sometime yeah and do that because that is the only thing i'm like your boy that's the racing sims and everything is the one thing i can be like i can crush anyone

so that other than the top. I was the top 250 world at a race. This was when you were young, Eli, not old and lazy, Eli. Yeah, but this was like 20 years ago. 20 years ago. This is like a decade ago. Yeah, 20. It was 20 years ago.

But I was still a fucking the top 200 in the world, bro. That's a hard time. And I got a couple. How many world records you got baddie i got three not three i got none how about you i don't have any world records we're both taller eli doesn't matter my genetics didn't get world records guys again in the comments let us know if you hold any world records of anything i'm interested to know oh that's because i'm trying to think if i don't know if i do hold a world record it's something huh it's it's those hard questions when you look back because i remember i i thought i was like the best fighting game player ever back when i was like younger and i mean your group of friends you might have been though oh i was i was a fucking big fish in a tiny pond

and then i started playing like the stupidest thing you've ever said and then i started playing tournaments it was like my friends were trash they trained me for this didn't blame myself blame my shitty friends god damn it i racing was the other like i was playing against all the top players in the world it was like okay i'm actually like good at this fucking shit damn it's like

no i'm sitting here trying to think like i've been really really good at what is the game you've been like a pin what is your pinnacle

game always hardest game mode and you're still just kicking ass csgo i was really fucking good at csgo like 1.6 or

like 7 source uh uh no that's csgo you know i was really fucking good at cs like one one six or so like seven source uh uh no that's csgo with the new oh the new oh oh oh shit like oh actually said i would practice that to what was your rank i don't remember i was not a silver and i was not then one after silver i don't remember but i was i was pretty fucking good at csgo you like plat diamond globally i haven't played it in like four years. Don't say. I was Bronze, Rank 3. Hold on.

When I was younger, though, Day of Defeat. Not Day of Defeat, Source. Oh, shit. Dude, Day of Defeat. There's a game I haven't heard about in a long time. I was fucking a monster at that. And Source. They came out with DOD Source when they released Half-Life 2,

and I was amazing at that, too. I can remember those old maps on Day of Defeat. Yeah, I can remember that. To be totally honest, holy shit. That's a classic. Have they released a Day of Defeat game any time? Like an update? Yeah.

No, they had Day of Defeat, which was the Half-Life 1 engine, and then they did Day of Defeat Source. Yeah, Source was the last one. That one was still really good really good man that was a good high speed world war ii type game dude that's the new games if we can just rant about video games for like 10 minutes before we close out playing battlefield 42 i'm sorry i was threw up the new cod is vanguard quality vanguards awful oh yeah i played that zydex the thing and i was like this fucking game is garbage like you get a shotgun you run around just blast people oh yeah that's what we found out that's what we were doing we're putting slugs in it shortening the

barrel putting like all those yeah you just do hip fire and just run and kill everyone dude there's the one mod there was one setup that a streamer found it's like he didn't even have if they were on the screen it would kill him like he's like i don't even have to look at them and he's just running around getting like 10 kills 12 kills 15 kills and he's like like batty and you are here and i'm like boom you're like dead so he's just running through teams just auto firing i was like hey yeah because there's auto shotgun yep and you get it all at the beginning of the game there's not like stuff you have to unlock you can just start modding shit right away and then you're a grant and this the new i don't know like all the game i don't know how first triple a studios can

fucking suck a dick this year they don't care about making game that all they care about is is like how much money can we milk out of a motherfucker as soon as possible yeah true like grab yeah you had cyberpunk which shit the bed you can't say the game on release was a fucking triple a this was perfect i i mean it wasn't perfect no game is perfect on release anymore that's not a thing anymore that's the that's the issue but when you're like glitched out and i had zero issues playing cyber i played cyberpunk like 30 something hours i had zero issues but i played it live on twitch i had not a single fucking issue really i'm not a single i went back and played it again no i think i actually had one graphical itch uh itch glitch uh like seven hours into my second

play and then i just saved it rebooted the game and it was gone like i i've as much trouble as so like i heard all the major issues were on console which i do i didn't even try that i i had no i loved cyberpunk at launch i played the fuck that i granted i stopped playing it wasn't because i didn't enjoy the game it was because i have to play tarkov for a fucking living because twitch but i went back and played it again and i had a ton of fun i might go give it back what were you saying no i was gonna say it's like turning into a pattern too with how they get you to buy the game they get celebrities in there and there's no telling how much godly amount of money they're paying them that that they could be putting into the game because they're acting.

They're actors. They're acting in the video game now, so they're paying millions and millions and millions of dollars they could have put into the game. Cyberpunk, it was Keanu. Yeah, I mean, for sure. I understand exactly where you're coming from, granted. Yeah.

Yeah, Far Cry. It was Gus. Oh, yeah, that's right. Chicken Man. And you had, I mean, you weren't even as you said spoilers yeah the ending sucked spoiler this is a spoiler for far cry the new far cry you don't even fight the end boss he kills himself he kills his son and then he kills himself and he falls over dead yeah super great yeah love it and then love it battlefield fucking

trash donkey of a i fucking was screeching how much i hated battlefield when it launched did you watch the new donkey video i just showed baddie have it oh not a word dude he didn't even say a word he just compared the trailer to the gameplay it's three minutes and 30 seconds it is you i was laughing nailing back to the cross dude he doesn't say anything no single word the top comm is baddie bur uh the top comment donkey not donkey um burnt this game to the ground without saying a single word oh god and you're like it's so good the ending dude the last 30 seconds is fucking amazing you You're going to love it. Everyone go watch the new Dunkey Battlefield video. This man murders them.

And it's such a trash game. And people always expect, I remember talking to Callie and Zex, because they were like, wait three, six months, it'll be fine. No, they said, well, this is beta, Eli, you have to remember. And I was like, I don't give a fuck anymore. I was like, I learned from a fuck anymore i was like i learned from final fantasy 11 or 14 beta just because it's a two weeks three weeks out it's not going to change the game to be a good game it's still going to be trash and literally what had happened was it was the game trash the only game that recovered from beta to

launch was doom oh yeah i forgot about that yeah yeah doom had an awful awful beta that's when i think we talked about it when fucking homeboy um who's the guy that the british guy that died did we talk about this on podcast no we do british guy that uh he's a youtuber he always talks about um he died of cancer a couple years ago um. The. I don't know. Expo. I know you're talking about. Yeah. I forget his name. Fuck.

His phenomenal YouTube creator. I can't remember his name. No. Any millions of followers. Can't remember his name. Nope. Super great guy. I just can't remember.

Not because I'm Eli. Fucking one or two ID blubs. And literally he did a release or he did a video about doom beta 2016 or whatever year it came out and he was like just gave like he was like this sucks blah blah blah trash doom releases actual game two weeks later he posts a video at midnight that day and he was like i'm gonna apologize to the team that made this game because when that doom dropped it was fucking amazing he was like i didn't sell yeah he was like i didn't think they would fix all this in two weeks but holy shit they've listened to everything everyone said and corrected it yeah it is because it was fun like apparently on the uh

the beta it wasn't as fast paced it was slow it was super slow and then the healing and all that wasn't incorporated yeah and then they incorporated it during um the actual launch like oh we got to fix this shit let's let's figure out how and it turned out that's really cool don't you love it when like these companies listen to their customer base that's really cool you crazy i don't know how at this point in 2021 it's still a fucking issue where you don't have like gaming companies or any company that's not listening to their customer base like you can ignore one-offs like you have your extremists or whatever and then ignore them but and the general fact when you're looking at a video game

and you're like is this fun if i pick up a control and i'm like this is fucking stupid like battlefield 2042 if i kill baddie in that game and i run and pick up your gun and it's your gun but everything's stripped off of it you have a shitty game oh yeah that's true because you gotta add the attachments at the start of the match and every time you have to yeah too so it doesn't save your hey what what just generally does this person use every single game pick up the gun that with the with the the mods that the dude you killed had on it can't do that i know but that's why it's like yeah what what the simple fact that i can't build a pre-built weapon. It's like a preset, and I'm like, why does it lose everything?

I remember when I picked up Donut's AR one time, the sight fell off it, the muzzle brake fell off it, his buttstock fell off it, the extended maggy head, and it just fell out. It was wild. I was like. And then a grappling hook came out of his belt. Yeah, I forgot.

I had my, and then I zipped out his window to jerk off flying around in a circle at 180 fucking miles an hour baddie i forgot to tell you they didn't fix the oh i know the foot pedal button's not fixed yet yeah oh jesus like that was the first on my stream playing with zex and them i was like let's fucking play go into the game so very doesn't know what we're talking about um right now if you have any kind of uh uh extra hot key or controller plugged into your pc so a game pad like a lot of people don't use keyboards they'll use game pads they'll use uh foot pedals for push to talk things like that

extra mouse mice or whatever any kind of usb interface that creates a hotkey for a specific key on your keyboard when you plug this in and you're playing battlefield it just breaks it breaks the game it breaks your game whether it's vehicles your gun whatever just shit is just ruined and that was a big issue in the beta like yeah we know we're aware game launch is still fucking broken yeah i played the beta 10 minutes after it came out and i locked in it was like and i look over and the guy next to me is doing the same thing and then there's a guy down the hill doing the same thing and i'm like what the fuck is happening i reloaded i fucking restarted the match like 10 times and still doing it until i finally was like, there's a hotkey somewhere.

There's got to be something. I'm plugging my foot in. Stop doing it. I did that because the launch happened. I was like, sweet. I was like, hold on, Zach. We're going to fucking turn all this shit off. I was like, let's go. He's like, get in the vehicle. We're going. I was like, let's go kill guys. I just jumped in the back for the minigun.

He's like, let's go. I can't turn it off i'm so sorry it's just fucking mowing at least that when i got into a vehicle i tried to get into a vehicle to drive oh yeah you can't drive you can't move your vehicle she's like you can turn the wheels left and right but there is no acceleration or reverse and you can you can't you can't even get out you had to switch seats and then get out it was I have so much now I want I could just like fucking

Halo side note is supposed to be fucking phenomenal yeah we need to play Halo just a new Halo are they remaking no Halo Infinite so they released the multiplayer for free they were like here

you go everything the campaign is gonna be 60 bucks but the entire game is free dude the multiplayer completely free and every dude like everybody's screeching about how much they love it the only negative reviews are it takes a long time to level up for xp that's the only complaint that's it i'm like you know what i'm okay with that cool and fucking doctor disrespect you lucky motherfucker he got his own hey he got a fucking spartan suit in his color and it's got hair coming out the back the fucking oh my god that's the first time i've ever been jealous of like a gamer person i was like i want a fucking spartan suit that's like what are they just gonna chop it off at the knees and shrink it down?

Put a sombrero on it. I'm the one over here and just talking to Donut. You ever seen a Spartan under fucking seven feet tall? Nah, me neither, bud. What are they going to do? Look at this six foot tall Spartan pussy. Yeah. And everyone would play me because it's like the odd job.

I'm hard to fucking shoot so fuck you right it's the odd job of fucking sparking my god yes i hate it everyone would play that one everyone would play that baddies hitbox would be giant. Oh, fat jokes? Fat jokes, Eli? Are you going with the short jokes? Fucking original Batty.

Original Eli. Episode 31. Here we are. We're still duking out. Cody's like, look at my cute face, though. Yeah. You're so beautiful. Anything else?

Is that it? Is that today? Halo. We got to play Halo and everything. And then we got to jerk each is that today Halo we gotta play Halo and everything and then we gotta jerk each other off we gotta play Halo fuck

Battlefield what do you have any cum updates yeah we said black cum for Death Stranding yeah Death Stranding

the black drippy cum black cum the black cum eats you black drippy cum yeah I got it don't worry I got our cum

I just heard black cum I was like when did we talk about this when did chocolate come on the podcast yes oh no Don't worry, I got our cum up, David. Next podcast, I'm going to bring like... I just heard black cum. I was like, when did we talk about this? When did chocolate come on the podcast? Earlier, when he raised $150. I don't know why this podcast is going to be like chocolate. So is it white or... It's like chocolate milk. Don't put that in the comments Eli sign us off because donuts

when you run out of topics and you just make shit up Oh no Oh no Banter in your eyes When you run out of topics And you just make shit up I gotta go make a video Oh yeah you have to Okay so sign us off You sign us off What?

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my eyes are saying right now is i want to go soft reset pokemon game you get better we love you. I'm good. It's not the coup. I got checked. So Vix has these vapor pucks that you put in your shower in the steam. A vapor puck?

Yeah. You just put it in the shower and it dissolves. You put it in the floor and it like makes your shower all menthol-y. And it just opens up your shit. That's probably amazing. I could have used that one. I'm talking to the mic like the podcast is gonna care about this like guys fuck if you want to add that to the

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