Unsubscribe Podcast - 32 - (BAD AUDIO SORRY) Video Game Basic Training ft. Mat Best

Episode Date: December 9, 2021

YES. THE AUDIO IS BROKEN. AGAIN. IT IS ELI'S FAULT!! THE NEXT ONE IS WAY BETTER. Just pretend we were drunk and filmed this on a cell phone. SO other than the super obvious Eli hit the record button twice...THUS TURNING IT OFF... TODAY WE HAVE OUR FRIEND MAT BEST ON THE UNSUB PODCAST!! Unsubscribe Podcast - Ep32 - Videogame Basic Training Ft Mat Best We chat about @MBest11x history of gaming, how he is a hero to all baby deer, Baddie tells the story of a night he may have gotten to drunk on his porch, how beautiful Danny Worsnops voice is, and maybe get a little too drunk. GO FOLLOW MAT BEST!!! ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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What is she doing in there? They're out of control. They're fucking out of control. Okay, wait. I gotta sit down. I feel like cum in my eye right now. I hate when there's cum in my eye. Oh, it's a nice time. This is... You have a cozy setup.

Well, yeah. Oh, shit. I went... Fuck! You have to get a wife off. You have to do it. You have to have one. It's the rules. I live in free country. It's the rules.

I don't know what to do right now. Everything's falling apart. Now, if you say, Matt, would you like to share one? It's tradition. I would say yes. No, we need you to crush one. That's what you ask it in that. But you are forceful. Yeah.

I'm always forceful. Yeah. Okay. So I crack it on here. What is this shit? Wait, no, we got to cheers it as we start. But we're always. What?

Tradition. Oh, yeah. It's getting from 32 episodes. Okay, we'll whack it, put it down, take a shot. New tradition. Oh, we got to. Yeah. Welcome to. Donut has to say it wait okay let's wait we got a clock first okay

welcome to unsubscribe podcast Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. We're with Batty, Donut, and Eli Double Tap. Remember to like, subscribe, and comment below because we always forget to do this. So we're adding like a five second segment. Yeah. Wherever you're listening, whether it's on Amazon, Google, Apple, Podbean, Castro or that other place. Make sure you rate it.

Do a rating of not four stars or three stars. The highest numbers. All of the stars like Mario. I didn't know we're on Amazon. We are. That's cool. Are we? Yeah. Video? No. The podcast. I love we're in 31 and we're doing

a commercial right now. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you. Hi, everyone. Matt Best is here today. I taste like cat urine. Yeah, we gotta wash down the cat urine. Some real actually bourbon. Hey, thanks for having me on, guys.

Oh, we got bag street start operator. Eli Double Chat. That was delicious. And Matt Best. Hello. National bestseller. New York Times bestse Best. Hello. National bestseller. New York Times bestseller. New York Times bestseller.

Actually, who was I talking to? I was talking to DC Drano on Instagram about that. It was, I purposely didn't put New York Times bestseller author in there because they're fuckheads. And so I put national bestseller because I was number one in the nation. But I really want to start this podcast off with the egotistical statement for me. And I'm glad about that. Ranger bat five six foot two beautiful voice how many number one singles are you at right now i'm actually a deer saver now um oh that's true i'm a deer saver yep

if you haven't known guys this man is now an american hero he saved a baby deer on thanksgiving drunk tipsy tipsy wasn't there it's quite yet but yeah baby deer what was wrong with it it was stuck in a fence you know so normally like my step my step sister gets stuck in dryers all the time so i was really well and then my dad was like why are you trying to have sex with me? Why are your pants down? I can believe that fence was probably like six inches. It was short. You know, I do. I do.

Wow. This is a cozy podcast. I put my boots next to it and doubled it. It's like six inches. We're good. Exactly. Help me, Steph, man. This is a gaming podcast. This is where I make like,

yeah, welcome. This is a game. Like, yeah, we got it. I like video games. We do like video games.

I just want to point out, Matt mentioned cum before I did. The very first thing in the podcast. I was just going to say, I'm so mad. Keep it to it. Don't it's our, our cum caster. I want to get on your guys's level.

So I was like, start this off with semen and not the Navy type like you. It's been, what? We've had this. I like you're our bestie friend. And you were the six months in. We're like, oh, episode 31. So, in our defense,

apparently, Eli's just terrible at scheduling. Okay, first off, scheduling. Let's talk about scheduling. Guys, we, Eli's just terrible at scheduling. Okay, first off, scheduling. Let's talk about scheduling. Guys, we're going to have lunch at 12. Text this last night. Batty at 12 is like, I'm waking up. Donut woke up first.

Donut was prepared to go. Matt forgot in the six-hour window. I was going to launch one to the restaurant today. I just would like to point that out. I waited in the parking lothour window. I just passed one to the restaurant today. I just would like to point that out. I waited in the parking lot until I saw you come in. Don't you live pretty close to the restaurant? We both live. Yeah, fuck both of you.

I don't know how to drive three states away to get here. It's a future of 12 minutes. The invitations have been very plentiful coming to this podcast. It's more of a scheduling conflict. And from an outside observer i think everyone at this table fucking sucks i thought you here this is me you did i did like you he was texting i felt like you guys were battling because i texted first though didn't i i think yes but he followed up with

so we're good we're here we're talk about gaming. Fucking beanbag over here. Eli, you're five, two show. You're a beanbag. Your body is shaped like a beanbag. I would like to think it's more like a love seat. And I want to,

video games. This is really, no, we actually, we, we built a list today. Last night on text. I spent at least 30 seconds building it out and texting each other.

Okay. I didn't read it, so... Were you doing it? No. The last one we can't talk about. But every... Oh. The podcast today.

Oh, okay. The thing we're doing right now. Talking points. Yeah, yeah. We have talking points. We were like... I'm helping Chris read this. Okay, the talking points was

what was Matt's first video games and why does he love Call of Duty? Wow. Really? Why are you whispering? He's whispering to me. You can't hear this. This is the best thing. Christ, be a guest.

Just fuck you. Just fuck me. We keep Matt out. We're like yeah gamer gamer that's what everyone's biggest surprise when we first started talking i was amazed you were gaming you're like i'm playing diablo 3 i was like i had diablo 3 wait i played diablo 3 yeah yeah so uh backstory i'll tell you so i started i played a shit ton of video games so i i like book reference it but i i grew up as like playing soccer super fucking nerdy kid i didn't have puberty until like almost 22 yeah yeah so i was like a very socially awkward, black hair,

bass player, you know, pretty much you aspire to be. Um, I can't remember what, what I started on. Back still in the works. I think,

I think one of my first games ever, because we had the 56 K modem and I had to switch off of my brothers as tribes. So that was like my go-to early on. And then it was Counter-Strike, which I obsessed with my brothers graduated high school so i was like in it and that's what i played and then diablo 2 is really when i got into those kind of games i already pushed off get it i know so i used to fucking my first entrepreneurial journey was actually i would level up accounts in diablo get them to level 80 and then i would fucking

diablo 2 yeah yeah towards yeah yeah yeah of course absolutely i used to do the exact same thing i would level people i so we usually go to like 70s okay because okay i flexed a little hard it was like 72 and then it's just like i've never had to count over 95. yeah i i you get to that 90 to 93 range it's brutal it's just not just working yeah that's the old school that's how entrepreneurial all of us were we started in middle school and high school with video games yeah i would do the same thing with world of warcraft i got a little character to succeed it was a level captain vanilla and i would sell that account like 500 bucks dude it's weird i a lot of my friends play woe and for

some reason i never got into it i like i think it was maybe the learning curve but i always went back to diablo and then when d3 came out I played that I think d2 so much better They just do yeah Was it resurrected or the reason I make yeah, I watched gameplay. It's literally d2 Looks like nice and you can go to the old graphics as well on there, but it's just it wasn't i don't think there's no yeah it didn't taste well innovative at the time yeah they came out but now it's like i will say unpopular opinion but d3 functionality wise i like better because your loop without drops in d3 it's specific to you then you can throw it down and give it to your teammates whereas before when you do like those huge runs and hit diablo

whatever's dropping dropping you're like fucking you had those guys that had the coding that did the auto pickup so like and you like you fucking want to punch your computer 45 minutes yeah i remember man d2 so i i played the fuck out of d3 at launch and the real money auction house came out and i just made so much money i forgot that farming and selling gear like the tall russia says specifically tall russia yeah it's like burned into my head because i would just i would just non-stop run for the mask because i can make like 40 bucks a mask and i just sell this mask on the on the real money back then was it was pale or was it blizzard because I remember

I forget how I would people would pay me I got conned once and I lost like a level 78 fucking is this d2 yeah yeah d2 was paypal

yeah but they didn't have like the good systems to make sure like it was you had to send it friends and family most of it was illegal

like ever it was all day like they would ban you if they found out you were selling accounts. It's like instant ban because you were making like a grand two grand

on EQ back in the day. I just had to make sure he wasn't wrecked. No, almost there. Sitting so close to you. You're too nice to me. My first wild count

got banned. My very first one because I was botting. Really? Yeah. I do just my, he doesn't do it anymore. I don't do that's legit now guys i had a friend he's gone legit i had a friend and i won't say his name this is years and years ago no no one would know his name he doesn't work the company or anything like that but he

he called you a nobody he was always on he's on d he's on d3 he was always fucking on and i'm like motherfucker man like you're you're on i'm like this dude's on the grind bro because we had like a like a tribe like a little clan that we all like played together and we you know try to hit the leaderboards and stuff i'm like this dude's fucking grinding it out and one day i texted him i'm like you're playing at six in the morning and he's like oh no Oh no, my wife's on. I was like, wife. And then he put in parentheses, wife. I was like,

this fucker's bought. And so he, he just, he'd tear it up. And like every season he'd be like, loot it up like a motherfucker. And I'm like, bro.

He's going to kill us. I don't think he plays anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to say jokes. This is what happened. It think he plays anymore. Yeah. This is what happened. It was like, Brody is his name.

Yeah, we're just working we're changing his name with a couple of letters to save him. Yeah. I forgot that. Dude, botting was a huge thing. Botting wasn't a big thing in EverQuest. You just couldn't bot back in the day, I don't think. I don't think. Yeah, that game that. Dude, botting was a huge thing. Botting wasn't a big thing in EverQuest.

You just couldn't bot back in the day, I don't think. I don't think. Yeah, that can be, because if you die or anything goes wrong, because you had, like, if enemies got pulled to you, they would kill you. Like, there was no... Just people kiting enemies across the map just to get... I never did that.

Yup. Because if the enemy's kiting... If you're kiting an enemy and they're just chasing you they will kill everything along its path and everquest was fucked up because they had like oh you're in this level in a 20 zone so newbies on oh we're gonna put four specters at level 46 and just like murder everything they touch right here so it's like i'll just go invisible and then speed run and then they'll chase all me and then i just have a just a fucking highway of dead level friends in 20s i'm like this is my work and i leave and i'm back in

and i'm like okay and then you come back in and you see the chat just who the fuck is that like who the fuck trained all the specters through the highway i'm like 100% me that's weird from the beginning what do you think the potential because who you guys all play counter-strike right

what's the potential that we fucking rage quit because one of us killed the other person back there it's a high potential because I played

like a gajillion hours of counter-strike you did 1.6 and pre 1.6 pre 1.6 I didn't do 0.1 no we had a whole we were in clans

we did a whole thing. Like, we were... D-E-Dust-E-S-Italy. Dude, Dust was my thing. That's fucking... If I'm Dust and I get an AR, you're dead. Like, you're dead. I'm pre-firing boxes.

I'm... The kids are crying. Well, the wall hacks. Bitch, I knew you were a crouch. I knew exactly where to put that bullet. I love it. I was just watching... Shit, one of the current tournaments

with Team Liquid. I'm just watching these professionals still play at this level. It's fucking crazy. They're just pinging all the walls. There's nobody there.

Obviously, on the tournament accounts, you can see where everybody's at. These guys are just pinging all the walls. Like there's nobody there. So obviously on the tournament accounts, you can see where everybody's at. And these guys are just pinging walls where people usually will peek at the last second. You're like black blast. And then that third peak just nails it. Dude. And he's like,

Oh, there was a guy there. Yeah. And it's just insane to watch like the muscle memory and to see just how well they have every little tiny crack memorized, which is map knowledge, right? Yeah.

That's a different thing with pro players. Cause like, the pros even guys that we play with like in call of duty they're really good they're decent shots like cali is like a really good shot but like zex is a perfect example like not the best like shot per se but his fucking map knowledge and his movement it's just he just outperforms you because he'll be like losing 1v1 toss a flash out the window down slide dead dead hit an edge run around on second story or yeah second story edge and they think he popped come on it's just the map knowledge and it just it's a smart smart smart more basic iq like thousands i mean that's the same thing for tark on the way i play like i may not be the best shooter but i know the map so fucking well unless it's reserved let's not go there i uh on a big tournament like

a twitch rivals like big screen i was like last fucking round of the game i was like one of the last surviving people just one other dude and i was in a sewer system i did not know because i never played it like 9 000 hours in this game it never touched this one spot i was like guys where do i go man he's on google he's like sure I was like 8,000 people telling me go left go right

go up down left right I'm like with bleeding out I had broken legs

like you're baddying in real life I had a stroke and then this motherfucker comes around and annihilates me

I was like oh that was embarrassing thankfully it was only on a giant screen only 8 000 people just the entire twitch rivals tournament focused on me that's cool whatever yeah that knowledge guys that knowledge is it's crazy because when we play like you have zex as you're saying zex is really good at callie's like the better player we cannot there's

callie's a fucking monster when it comes to just murder zex zex learned from cali on call of duty like zex's call outs of like usually where to go usually zex don't get a fucking big head because you make terrible calls on your piece of shit don't keep you humble mr puerto rican but he's like we need to go here for this specific reason above and even cali even though he's a better player cali listens to zex we need to go here for this specific reason above. And even Kali, even though he's a better player, Kali listens to Zex. We listen to Zex. It's like, where'd you go? Why? He's like, oh, it's right here.

But that's like the parallels in between anything, right? It's like, it sounds really stupid, but like being in the actual military and having small unit tactics, the comparison is very similar to like a gaming community because you have someone that makes the overall like 20, foot view of like the battle space how we need to maneuver teams left where's the gas going and then you have the great like cali's like he's the precision guy like one v one me fucking cali's winning every single time like the dude's nasty and then you have like sniper like the elements that come together to make a great team is because of that right and so it's very similar i think military like you can't have all team leaders like you need to fuck good saw gunner to good two or three gunner good rifleman and then you shut the fuck up and listen to the team leader that sucks discover the exciting action of bed mgm

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D. Yeah, I suck so much D, but I was really good with the saw. Can you put your mouth over this? Oh, I don't know who's been on this podcast. Yeah, I suck so much D, but I was really good with the saw. Can you put your mouth over this? Oh, I don't know who did all this fucking podcast. Yeah, don't do that. They all do this, but I don't play that game. Brandon was the last one to D throw that mic. Okay, well.

These ones are all labeled. As long as they don't catch the old, I like AK virus, we'll be okay. Sticking to ARs. I don't know why I think that bad. Eli, D throw the mic. No. We've all done it. We've all done it. We've all done it.

Wow. Let's jump off a bridge. You guys are like, what a magic trick, guys. Oh, wait. Good job, Dad. Good job, Dad. I guess the kids

are going down soon. I'm sitting on your couch after this show. That's fine. It's a good couch. We're just having it all the time. But why Call of Duty? Why? For me? Why Call of That's fine. It's a good couch. We're just having a good old time. But why Call of Duty? Why?

For me? Why Call of Duty? Dude, I was so happy when that one took off for you. You were like, God, the first dubs

and how it progressed for you. But go on. Sorry, I was in a hurry. It's fine. I just, fuck you. Let me tell the story for Matt.

Matt, give me a second. What? Can I walk to yours? No, you know, a very favorable time in my life when I wasn't as busy was when Eli and I, we had a couple other people who live in Airbnb, and we played Battlefield. And he didn't know I played first-person shooters at the time. I didn't know you played first-person shooters.

And I was like, we were fucking slaying bodies, right? It was like the perfect Tinder date. Well, it was great. Well well uh whatever my wife's okay we were having fun with morally casual women mainly me i was right before i met which actually prompted me to like lock in the marriage my wife was like i need to settle down i'm my my dick's gonna get COVID if I do this though I don't know because there's only me and you at that fucking high-end house we'd film, content, and then we'd just like

work out, eat Chipotle and then get drunk and play Battlefield we were drunk at that time that's good shit but no, so we were playing Battlefield and then when Call of Duty came out I played a lot of Call of Duty in the military and as a contractor, right? Well, not military necessarily, more as a contractor because you're on a small base and all you have is like a LAN party and you play on a controller. But I was always a keyboard mouse guy.

So I knew Call of Duty really well. And then when Warzone came out, that's what got me. I just love, love, love love love that battle royale stuff because the stakes are higher it takes more strategy and people just don't do dumb shit because they're worried about dying and so like even i haven't played the new battlefield but watch the gameplay i'm like man the whole like let's out kill each other for fucking an hour it doesn't do it for me so i'm a battle royale guy because it's like there's consequences and when there's consequences people play like a little more strategic and strategic shit means that like it's more fun for me at least and that's the

gameplay i'm sure that's why you guys like tarkov right because there's consequences you can't just roll that bitch and be like it's all gone yeah like that's like did you ever play pub g uh a little bit yes my favorite way to describe target to anybody it was always been a target game is like being in your top 10 of PUBG every time, or that final circle because it's just intense from the get-go. One reason I did,

because I used to love PUBG, Battle Royales were my shit up until I found Tarkov. That's all I would do is play the fuck out of PUBG. That was all I played. But that game kind of dropped off and Call of probably just felt too fast for me. I was.

If you're, if you're acclimated to that style, I can see why. Whereas like for me, Tarkov's way too slow. But then like, if I play multiplayer on COD, like I cry, I'm over it in like five minutes. I'm like, it's just, it's boring. The arena shooter, the drop in the same round over and over when they're sparring behind you and it's like

I like tactics absolutely that's why I hate Battlefield the new Battlefield thank god you haven't played it it's fucking trash

is it really like the beta to now it's just not good I told Zex the other night where I was like

you guys aren't playing Battlefield anymore Zex was like well I played it offline I was like that means it's

a trash game if you're not playing it and you're just doing it on your office played it offline. I was like, that means it's a trash game. If you're not playing it and you're just doing it on your off-line... What, is it just a gameplay challenge? Yeah, they added a lot of elements into it that's not very fun.

Think of, in Warzone, they gave you a grappling hook where you could get on top of any building. They have that in that. Battlefield's faster. It's kind of like...

It's faster. It's super fast-paced. It's faster-paced than Warzone. Yeah. It's kind of like, it reminds me of Advanced Warfare faster paced than Warzone yeah it's kind of like it reminds me of Advanced Warfare do you remember when Advanced Warfare

came out yeah running on walls it just felt like they're trying to appeal to an audience that isn't theirs they want that

Call of Duty audience what was the fucking what was the Battlefield I don't know if you I played Battlefield it was 2009 what fucking Battlefield was out there I remember I played with my brother was it 3? I don't know if you... I played Battlefield. It was 2009.

What fucking Battlefield was out there? I remember I played with my brother. Was it 3? I think it was. I was obsessed with that. My brother and I would play 8 hours a day. It was a modern one. It was a modern one.

I think my brother was the gunner and we'd just get banned from servers because we were just fucking demolishing C4 buildings and killing everybody inside. That was my jam. 3 was amazing. 4 was fucking great. 2009 was Bad Company also, right? Was that around that time? Yeah, Bad was my jam. Three was amazing. Four was fucking great. 2009 was Bad Company also, right? Was that around that time? Yeah, Bad Company. I think it was three and then we

played Bad Company. Bad Company had the destructible buildings too. That was what made multiplayer cool. And the single player was amazing on that. The campaign on Bad Company. And they redid that for the new Battlefield. It's just the new Battlefield is so... Just fucking sucks. I'm not like i'm so

big game video runs beautifully it looks fucking amazing like looking at the game the the terramorphic the destruction destructible terrain like everything like when a bombs hit the ground you know the grounds making little freighters like it cut down trees yeah it's it's fucking awesome until you start like trying to move you start shooting it's they take more shots than call of duty with like three plates yeah no i saw that yeah it was just they're so clunky dude i was like die reload yeah you're like 10 to 15 rounds to drop a single person and i was talking to zexer and i was like wait does the m4 literally take like 10 to 15 rounds to drop a single person and i was talking to zexer and i was like

wait does the m4 literally take like 10 to 15 shots to drop somebody and the recoil is wild asinine on that game even when you have your build out because it's like and it's the little things where it's saving your gun data so if you build your guns yeah like let's say hey here's how i like my gun design because you have to build it in game uh when you're actually in the map it doesn't save it oh really so you ever rebuild it and you have to rebuild your gun every fucking it's stupid every draw and then you have a gun when i see you like and i kill you i'm like cool i'm gonna grab his gun it's bare bones of that gun it doesn't come with every attachment everything just disappears it's all those little things and you're like how is it 2021 and you were and this is those little things. And you're like, how is it 2021?

And you were, and this is a triple a studio and you're building a trash fucking game. Yeah. With how much money was spent. I wasn't going to buy it. And I definitely won't buy it now. Halo though. It's apparently fucking awesome and free. So the new Halo is in like chronological order.

Is this after the events of the previous Halo or did they, the campaign's not out yet. No, but it's just multi-player. Halo Infinite is the multiplayer for the new Halo. It's like dropping wars, though, even though the new Modern Warfare is out.

I'm hearing nothing but amazing. I don't think I've heard a single bad thing. You like Destiny gunplay, right? And it's apparently just as good. It's faster than old Halo, but not so fast that it's not fun. There is a grappling hood, which I'm a little butthurt about.

But they're doing it in a good way because people are like I hate grappling hoods in games! Because all I can think of in my head, when they added it to Battlefield when it was in the older Call of Duty, when I was in Halo Now, all I can think of is going into basic training, right? And you're going through, you're going down the wall, and like, okay, now you're Grappling Hook training.

And I'm just picturing new idiots trying to learn how to use a Grappling Hook. And just watching you, ah! He just breaks and hits a wall. He's like, that guy's dead now. I still think you should do that video if video games are real. Because it's the same thing with Call of Duty and the riot shields and Halo and all that shit.

I just want to learn how to use those. Grappling hooks aren't real. Those exist in movies. That would be so awesome. You got a grappling hook in basic? No, but if that was, if you're like, okay, fucking Private Joe, he's like, what do I do?

Ah! It's a tree. One down. The rappel wall used to be the scary thing. His parents will be very happy for his sacrifice. Every time. Just by grappling with it. It's got like an arm launcher and it straps to your belt.

So you're like, ah! Just yeet it across the body. Straight yeet it. And then you just just go and you put it away real quick you know you're just good you get to the wall you land you hang on the ledge you do a backflip cake flip backflip again off of it and you got your gun you're ready to go all video games doing like stuff

that's actually basic training it's like war zone they're just like halo it's not they're like cutting parachutes and going that's what it's called okay how do you shoot in the air you're like that'd be funny it's like video game basic training you're like today's course is halo and shooting from the prone position while you're in the fucking air. You're like, this is called the rocket jump. Okay, you drop, shoot.

You got Freddy teaching that class. We've killed almost everyone that's tried this. It's a good thing we have a low respawn timer on. That's Half-Life, right? Yeah. Fuck, he used to play Half-Life. Put the shit out of that. Engineer. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Make the turrets, bro. Oh, Team Fort to play Half-Life. He put the shit out of that. Engineer.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Make the turrets, bro. Oh, Team Fortress. Team Fortress. There we go. That was it. Portals? Oh, God, man.

Portals and basic training would be the best. Try wandering close to the floor. Just get stuck. That doesn't work. Okay, let's try something new. Some private does one on the ceiling and one on the porch. He's getting more speed.

He's like, just hit terminal velocity. You know another part of him who's got wall behind him. He's just looking at us all nasty. Oh, he just puts it in. He just sucks himself. He's just like,

another video game podcast. That's where it goes. Hey, dude, put your dick in this portal. Why? This is clever. And back to Unforger. I totally forgot about Team Fortress.

That was the name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because they had Team Fortress that was with like CSGO 1.6 and the big orange box. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They have Team Fortress 2 now that people still play the fuck out of. Really? One of the characters there was this spy that was always fun because you gotta

pretend you were somebody else and stab him in the back yeah then the engineer heavy heavy's the guy

with the big guy with the machine yeah engineer had the turrets he was like the medic and could fix the scout

was the baseball bat yeah yeah there's the pyro pyro and then the guy with the rocket who's the guy with the rocket soldier and could fix things. The Scout was a baseball bat. Scout, yeah, yeah. You didn't have a baseball bat. The Fire or the Red. There's the Pyro. The Pyro, yeah. The Pyro, yeah. And then the guy at the Rocket.

Who's the guy at the Rocket? Soldier. Soldier. And then Demoman had the grenade launcher. Damn, dude, you know what's up with... I play with John all the time. Oh, really? Yeah.

I gotta get back to that game. That was a fun-ass one. God, I love how nerdy everyone is. Guys, we actually had to give Matt notes before we got on the podcast. He's just making all this up. He doesn't know all about games. It's true.

I love Diablo 3 with Master Chief. It's one of my favorites. Grappling hooks in Diablo. It's like he knew this game. He's like, I love the barbarian. The barbarian. And also the wiz, sorcerer,

wizard, wizard. Okay, we're on D3. The paladin, pet crusader, paladin. Okay, one of those. One of those. Baddie's Diablo books. Yeah, yeah. 13 D-bots.

13 D-bots. Close enough. Close enough. I have a Diablo strategy, guys. So let's talk about length versus growth. What's more important? I love one of my notes. I may never reach the end of the road, but goddamn, I'll blow all the sides.

Right. It's a tuna can day. Matt goes with this, and he doesn't know, literally, in the notes we sent last night was, fuck, marry, kill, batty, donut, Eli. You're you. You're you. You have to answer. Is he separated from his family to answer. Is he having his

separated from his family? Is that a real question? I text that to the group. Also, in the comments below, fuck, marry, kill. Batty, donut, Eli. You can add Matt too. Get Matt in there. Get Matt in there. That person feel really shitty.

Yeah. Batty's name is just a racist. I know you two well, so I gotta kill Eli. I think I'm gonna sorry I know you too well so I gotta kill Eli I'm gonna fuck baddie and I'm Mary Cody that's what I also fuck me and Mary Cody well it's hard I was I was gonna say

I was in on marrying you until I saw the snakes and shit and I don't do lizards in my fucking house because you know you always marry yeah yeah cook yeah when he cook and then he'll have like a little emotional crisis and I'll just pet him and like cuddle with me. And then when I cry, he'll call the baby. I don't know why that's not even a thing.

I'm just coming up with that. It was the lizards, not the poverty surrounding you right now. What? Okay! Okay! There's not a response to the game of the dragons. I was like, man, he's about to have an easier.

Yeah, his carpet's more than 10 years old. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just kidding. You're a fucking table shark. These poor tables. This is a really nice table. Yeah, that's the word for it. But like, okay.

I don't want to say. I don't want to say more of a... I just got killed. More of like a weekend getaway together. Because I want to get tattoos together. Let's go. Sorry, I was texting Will. Or tattoo.

Yeah, what are you getting tattooed today? Tomorrow. I think he's tired. His shoulders are messing with him. So he um was like how does brunch sound uh and tattoos and i said yes sounds like a christmas miracle right after thanksgiving i hate tattoos so okay what else you got for me come on i want a question hit me hard here cody you're super talkative on this podcast. I know. Okay, you're the go. I don't know. No, you got to. This is fucking pressure song. Oh, no.

I don't know, dude. I don't know. You're putting me on the spot right now. I'm not good at this shit. I didn't. I flow with it. Okay, flow harder. Flow harder, you know? I'm not having a heavy flow right it. Okay, flow harder. Flow harder. Flow like a period. I'm not having a heavy flow right now. You gotta just look at Matt's eyes and tell him what your next question is.

I love anything. Anything in the world. Just literally anything in the world you can do. What got you into gaming? What started it? We talked about Diablo. Yeah. And that was it what that was your intro to gaming matt's first thing and he he said and i quote oh it was tribes that got me into gaming he just describes i forgot i was first game

you know you're dead dead people can't talk i know he's no I used to so I got it I think it was like when computers like first started like being relevant but was it PC or console PC

never console okay well I started so my dad had an Atari the first game I ever played I forget but it was it was

your father using an Atari some popular shit no no it was like it was like a no it wasn't Pong it was the other one

it was like one of those things a seesaw fucking thing it was like it was like a no it wasn't pong it was the other one it was like what are those things a seesaw fucking thing it was like bong bong and every time you mess it go and make a shit sound it's not hard i remember and my dad got into video games he got a nintendo and then a super nintendo so we used to play sonic back in the day you're bringing back fucking memories i didn't know it was amazing oh that was on sega though was it sega yeah sega was sonic okay okay i don't remember i was like fucking six at the time it was like i thought my dad was the richest person because he had this and he would never let us fucking play he opens it in front of all the kids he's like i got a sega from santa that's crazy so we didn't have any tvs in the house there was one tv it was in my dad's bedroom and then if there was a console i had to go to the tv and you don't walk him like my dad who was a sheriff for

12 years marine guy like you just don't walk in that fucking that you you don't go into the master bedroom you know that's off limit god forget he comes in and sees some breadcrumbs in his fucking bed like masking his ass what uh no i don't mean that way but we we had a super nintendo and a couple of those things and we finally got a computer i think when i was like 12 13 14 but then i had to share with my brothers 56k modem the whole aol h6 location kind of vibe i don't remember probably yeah probably that was my first one dill was huge back then well it wasn't a bell because it didn't have the voice like her dad joke for the day um but god that hurt sorry i'm so upset right now compact this aria flash you ever fuck with flashlight oh my god yeah i

used to animate so like yes okay yeah so stick that was like my thing in high school and and i was like i really want to recreate that and that's what we did we do stick animations and that's what i built like fucking super nerd as a kid so and that kind of got me into the computer world and like then we started talking we used to call before macro macro flash yeah macro media macro media flash because it was before and they had a couple of the programs in that media photoshop yes all those it was different than adobe adobe yeah that's what it was it was macro again about that and that was the hard part i remember when we first got two different landlines where i could talk on the phone and fucking play on the game and talk and like that's all we do because these fucking

spoiled ass kids with their discord servers and stuff. And I'm trying to remember, I remember why I have a discord server too, but I'm saying back in the day you had to have your phone and it was like the landline. And if you were like lucky enough to have two lines, but we couldn't have time to speak on the phone and line. Yeah. Well, it was before discord. Team speak.

Team speak. Yeah. Before that you ventrilo ventrilo. Fuck dude. What was before Discord? TeamSpeak? TeamSpeak, yes. TeamSpeak and before that, you... Ventrilo. Ventrilo! Fuck! Dude, this is a blast from the past. Ventrilo.

Holy shit. Yeah, TeamSpeak and Vent. Dude, Vent was back. That's when I played Warcraft. So what's your vent? Yes, because EverQuest was before that, so I was just very fast at typing. What?

Fast? Very, very fast at typing. What fast? Very fast at typing. Very fast. Do you need some more whiskey? Yeah. Just downhill right now. Are you going to join me? Sure, why not? Donut? Yes. I was going to say this is the first

time we've ever gotten drunk on a podcast, but usually we're drunk before our podcast oh my god uh wait batty oh yeah let's get to the hospital for for sake of media okay we have to explain this to me i've've never explained it on a podcast. Yeah, no. Yeah, it is. Let's do it.

I mean, that's a really cool shirt. I kind of want that. Okay, hold on. Before you tell your story. So you know if you guys are in. I'm in. We're going to do something. Yeah, I'm in.

Who stole my white cloths? Okay. All right. Can I give a clip of Matt asking who wants to wear some white cloths? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. wants i have a really fun game and you guys are gonna be okay with this okay i'm gonna pick what actually cody pick one person at the table okay okay daddy daddy pick one person to stay back okay me pick one person at this table. Got it. So, I got Eli then. Okay. So, our goal is

you have one month to create a t-shirt of your liking of your said picked person. So, just because this is like very like... Oh, this is good. Motivational and inspirational. So, like, you picked Cody, right? No, I picked you. Cody picked me. Wait, what? i picked cody okay so you have to make me a shirt you have to make batty a shirt

i have to make him a shirt yes and i have to make you a shirt so but it's gotta be like in a style like this but nothing like two events something where you can walk around right and that'd be fucking super funny it's gotta it's gotta pull in ties of the person's characteristics but then also hopefully be funny and then what we do is we come back in a month, we do a show or whatever, and we have a voter off of who made the fucking best shirt. May the best man wins. Deal.

You guys in? No, we're done. Fucking deal. Matt, has anyone ever drawn you as a sexy hot lady? No. Fuck.

Fuck. I don't like where this is going already. I was just going to put... I mean, you're easy. I got his. I don't know. That's good. But we got to do it in like caricature.

Like you can't just do like, you know. Oh, no. Don't worry. Okay. Matt, why am I mowing a rice field? Oh, no. That's the direction I want to go. There's sushi, there's burritos,

there's cattle. So the hat is in the drug bar bunch, though. This is some weirdo I'm talking to. Don't be funny. Hit me with a drug story. For those listening, Donut is wearing a shirt that's a partied out baddie shirt. And it hit me with a drunk story alright so for those listening Donut is wearing a shirt that's

a partied out batty shirt and it's me passed out drunk on my porch so I used to I used to do

streams at my old house in Vermont because I had great service in my yard where I'd grill I'd just grill

outside and drink and bullshit for a couple hours I don't remember what happened but I went out on my porch i have a mug that's like a huge ass mug and it's like three pours of a bottle of jameson and

the bottle's gone and i drank the entire bottle of jameson in like 45 minutes so as you can assume i may have been slightly intoxicated yeah and i finished drilling i was drinking white claws a bottle of jam was gone and as i'm sitting on my porch hammered a moth that is like one of these giant moths just flew and landed on my goddamn head like a cinderella it was a disney princess for a minute and this moth just walked around my head just hung out on my head for like 45 minutes before it went and landed on the bug light i had on my porch to kill all the mosquitoes and just sat there as all of its friends came and just got annihilated because it was too big for the bug light okay yeah so it couldn't do the great yeah so all of its friends were dying

being murdered in front of me just that we named him jeremy um and then I passed out I was like alright guys I'm going to take a nap like live on streams and then I just curled up and I slept for like 4 hours did you wake up and were like oh my god no I was hammer drunk so my moderators were freaking out because they didn't know what to do

because you're not really supposed to pass out drunk on stream it's not really like yeah yeah yeah it's not sleep on stream that's the only reason I ever got in trouble I think it's not kosher. It's not kosher. You can sleep on the street. You're allowed to sleep on the street. And that's the only reason I never got in trouble, I think, is because I said, I'm just going to take a nap real quick.

And they were like, yeah, you just did it. Yeah, like that. And so my mods called Cody. They called Kings. All my friends were like, you guys need to call Batty and wake him up.

He's sleeping. That's hilarious, dude. And then I just kind of like, four hours later, just kind of stood up, looked at my phone, all the missed calls, went, nah, threw my phone and just walked inside, left the stream running.

And because I had that, like the property, like the 20 acres, the camera was like overlooking the mountains with the sunrise. So it looked like really pretty. It was like, oh, Batty's doing a landscape for us. Batty's doing a timeless. Yeah. fast forward him

moving around. Like 10 a.m. or older on the next morning, I woke up in my own bed going, how the fuck did I get in my bed? Did I shut the stream off? I'm looking for my phone. I couldn't find my phone. I ran down to my PC, opened my stream, I saw it was still on my phone.

I walked outside, I just hung over, on my ass I walked outside just hung over like ooh in my boxers slammed the laptop shut and just went back inside so there was like

a freeze frame and I was like ooh in my box so that shirt was made of it his name's Dubs he's an art

one of the artists that does a lot of my merch that's fucking solid artwork he's a of the artists that does a lot of my merch. That's fucking solid art work. He does awesome cartoon shit like this. Drooling baddie. White cloth with a bad dog. Really filling that negative space.

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That's why I got the big moth tattoo on my leg. It's got a little J next to it. I got a big moth. I mean, Jeremy's dead now, you know. How are you coping with that? All I know is, Jeremy's dead now, you know. How are you coping with that? All I know is in Jeremy's family, his grandkids and grandkids and grandkids, they talk about that night of the giant ginger monster.

I heard Jeremy, our great great uncle landed on the ginger's head and worked out for 45 minutes. I don't know why Moss are English, but they are. They talk about if you're real because you live here. Oh, no. He was fake. He never existed. They fly by the children

and they don't see him like he was right there. They're just waiting. He doesn't exist in Vermont anymore. Nor the Loch Ness Monster. I am. In Moth Lord. I'm the alien. You're canon now.

And they're wiki. When they start building pyramids and shit, I'm the god to the monster. That's funny. Yeah, super funny. Fucking shit, right? it's like any man i stream both times i blacked out i just wake up in my bed both times no what did i do well that was like the cherry stream i was like man i'm surprised someone didn't leave

their fucking stream on there like eli did for 45 minutes when he walked out i was like yep knew it everyone's like turn off Eli's stream. I'm like, nah, just let it run. And I came back and it was still a bunch of people. I was like, we good. Did you just go right back into it? Yeah. Oh, perfect. Yeah, we were on there. I just got an office. I sat there and talked to people for a little bit. I was going to say that after you dipped, I hung out

because I was in that corner anyways. So I had my camera and I had your camera. I'm like, hey Eli's stream, he still hates you. And then I'd go back to whatever I was doing. No, I shout to you guys, man. Thank you so much. You guys put that together. And Eli, shout out to you and Batty for the help.

And you guys raised a buck ton of money. And Batty gets the, you get the assembly credit. And Batty gets the top earner credit. So thank you guys so much. Great cause. Like, super thanks. Fucking awesome, man. Fucking quarter mil.

You're all terrible people still though absolutely including me like you know we only do charity we only do charity things because we you know you gotta welcome to the fucking show bro welcome to the show oh no that's right I've been like I've been like I've been in a proxy war with Twitter for like fucking

years now so it's just fine you know they don't like facts they don't like honesty they just want to discredit you they don't like you

oh yeah yeah I'm not very liked on Twitter no but I feel like I'm a decently likable guy and it's kind of frustrating because like man

I try to be like a sweetheart, but apparently I just need to be more of an asshole because people like assholes. That's what it is. They do not like, I mean, I eat a lot of ass and they say you are what you eat and I'm not an asshole.

So I'm trying to work in that. So maybe I can use your butthole. I don't want to use my ass anytime. No, it's like a beard. It's like, there was a second beard. It's a ginger.

It's like a gorilla. It's like a vinegar and Taco Bell. It's like disappointment white clawing. I feel like your ass would taste like Ed Sheeran. Poor Ed Sheeran. You know,

because he listens to our podcast, obviously. He's the one who's driving. What do you mean? He's like, I see fire

when I was like used to okay I'm coming now what's it like being on Drinking Bros 2 the sequel I like it

it's fun it's great but video games this is our video podcast guys whoa wait no we can't talk about life and stuff yeah talk about no no I'll get tips Video games. This is our video game podcast, guys. Whoa. No? We can't talk about life and stuff?

Yeah, talk about life. No, no, no. I'll get tips and go for another hour. Dude, go for it. Like, I'm all about the queer stuff. Tell me why you don't actually like Eli. Why I don't like Eli? Wow.

I was just going to make a joke. Is he a pretty likable guy? We've been homies for a long time. How many years have you been homies, Charlie? 2014? Yeah. I was 15. guy. We've been homies for a long time. How many years have you been homies, Charlie? Uh, 2014? Yeah, I was 15. 14.

New York. 24. I forgot. Batty's really bad at math. This is why he streams. Yeah, the stroke. That falls over sometimes. And just like his body, he doesn't exercise his brain nope

I hate all you guys Tony's like dear God don't put that on me y'all motherfuckers slept here until like 12 I was up at 7 and I drank yesterday got a fucking crossfit working out shout out to Derek White I thank you for the program White is doing your

I love him well I love him. I love him, but I hate him because he fucks me up. What am I what? When are you getting your face tattoos? No, no, no, no. I believe that's Mr. White. I believe that's Mr. White. No, Derek was super, super cool. Him and his coach

are like, I keep trying to pay him and he won't let me, but like they're every week handwriting programming for me. It's awful. enjoys exercise it's terrifying derrick's awesome man like have you ever met derrick i never met him but i don't know he looks so happy i will just shout out to derrick he looks fucking phenomenal right now i was like yeah you piece of shit fuck derrick why not because i tore my bicep yep oh six months later this fucking shithead tears his bicep and then like three months later he's like fucking dead lifting and I'm like I thought he tore his bicep he's like he just he bounced back like he probably took it more serious than me

or whatever but I was like motherfucker like got his arm back before i did and i tore it six months before he fucking did but he he sent me the video he's straight deadlifting and you see just pop and roll all the way up it's like i can show you guys but if you guys don't know we're talking about derrick white a good friend of ours um army combat veteran shot in the leg knee above the knee amputee fucking fitness guru the guy is amazing but and he's got face tats like straight up

come on for it I gotta bring him down you guys gotta meet him he's been a friend for years he's cool he's cool where's he at he is in Nevada

or he went to St. Louis back right I think he's back in St. Louis yeah now he's back because he was in Nevada he goes between I think he's how close do you get face tats

at this point you got the back of the head the neck I mean I'm gonna get my hand done tomorrow. Matt's got his hand done? Is your finger tattooed? You have one hairy finger. No, that's just, uh, that's old. I've had six laser removal

on there. It's just, it's all gnarly. It's just like my past. The ex feels I want to go to work. We call those mistakes. I don't have any of those. It was a good memory. I like we all can just take a sip of that i don't even trip and like uh actually still have like an amicable relationship with this person um see that's probably got two kids now she married and like we uh yeah i haven't talked to her but we had our dog together and

then when bremmy died um called her and told her about it and she was apologetic and was like i hope you know are okay i was like oh my god we're adults so it's been nice like it's nice to like get you it takes years and years to get there well i have another ex it's not the case but once once you get to that point it's actually nice because you're like i fucking don't wish any ill on you or your family like i hope you don't wish on me like why can't we just like it didn't work out like i know i'm a crazy person i'm pretty hard guy to date like i'm a fucking wild man right but i can't wait to find out see i like the real life stuff that's great what else you guys got i'm real i'm my tipsy so you can get some answers out of me. Matt, what do you want to play Dungeons and Dragons? Let me tell you.

I like to realize that we really played D&D though. Everyone wants to see all of us do D&D. There's like a 100% fucking fact on that. No one's going to be like, no on this. I need an entire day with all of you.

If I play D&D, do I have to open up a 4chan and Reddit account? Like, is that a part of being a fucking... No. Okay, I can just play D&D. You don't need to be woke, Matt. I'm already super woke. Fucking super woke. You just have to put it...

I need like 8 to 10 hours, though. Fuck. Yeah, because I need to sit down and teach you. One day. One day. I need to sit down and teach you. One day. One day. I need to sit down and teach you. Wax off. Wax off. Yeah, we got to Mr. Miyagi this shit. Okay, I'm in. You got to learn how to build a character. I got to make a character for you all

because you're all stupid. Except for Cody. Thank you. You're an idiot. You're like, fuck off. I created a dark elf that actually fit in the world. No, it didn't. No, it didn't. I had the exact science to that shit and that's what you hated. Because I knew where they were raised, why they

had that dialect, and why it came off as baddy fucking hate. This is my story. That's actually pretty fucking funny. The character that you created? You saw it. Because I know what baddy hates created is a redneck drow. You stop it. You stop it. Because I know what Batty hates.

I was like, drow is this. So drow are a type of elf that live underground and they're normally very angry and just like edgelord evil,

not good. But Eli decided to make like a redneck because there's a Blumpkin community and the A Blumpkin? That's what it's actually

referred to. A Blumpkin. Yes, Blumpkin. No, Bumpkin community and the... A Blumpkin? That's what it's actually referred to. A Blumpkin. Yes, Blumpkin. No, Bumpkin. Thank you. Poopy blowjob. Poopy blowjob. Do you want to make me correct myself real quick? Bumpkin.

Bumpkin community and the world that is... Half of Halflings, I believe. Yes. Halflings, yeah. Tiny people. Original Dritz was, yeah. Feeling good. Dritz was raised by a dwarven community and as a dark elf, he was raised

in a dwarven community, became a hero in Finry or whatever. I think he has a little tipsy. Yeah, just a smidge. But it doesn't matter he's like fuck this is so I know

I was like yeah but I just did the same exact same thing for our D&D D&D companion and uh

it worked it did not work I hate it I fucking hate it I wanted to kill your character so bad I didn't break character I have no

I don't know how D&D works so it's like playing fucking Diablo, but you're literally your person. I mean, I know the general outlines of it. You can be a British character. It's not an actual character. You can pretend to be Danny Worsnop

the entire time. So I get his voice? You're not quite there, but you kind of got a decent voice. If you ever compare my voice to Danny Warnstein, you will never be my friend again. That man has the voice of a motherfucking angel that is in a

devout, created religion. So don't even say it. No, not even close. God bless his voice. Oh, he fangirled over Danny when he met him. Dude, who doesn't? Thank you! Thank you, Matt! I learned my lesson.. Thank you, Matt. I mean, you can't like, so I learned my lesson. So I learned my lesson.

I learned my fucking lesson. I was in Florida. My wife flies out to see me. We were doing some work out there. It was a TV show for what the fuck doesn't matter relative to the story. Danny's at Lizzie Florida. Danny's like, okay, I'll come down and hang out with you guys. Cool. My wife's there. My wife's favorite song is Simple Man. Not

Leonard Skinner version, but the fucking other... Yes, okay, sure. Whatever, the rock band that did it, right? And so I'm like playing it. I was like, oh, Darren, you know this song? Like, he starts singing and my wife is as loyal as they come, but I saw the...

I saw the talk and she looked at me and she was like she's like trying to be the best wife ever she's like eye contact with the husband eye contact with the husband and I'm like I fucked up I had deeply more stuff to sing my wife's favorite fucking

song and it's like and I'm like even playing guitar like are you too simple I showed Betty I showed Betty and I'm like even playing guitar like I'll show I'll show I learned my lesson that guy's got it's unreal like I don't think it translates as well

to music like he has such a I'm not discrediting I love his music I love everything but when you sit in a fucking room acoustic and see the raw talent you're like that's what I mean like I've been a fan of asking me Alexandra for years and I saw that world tour back when I

was young and then Eli's like you know Danny's gonna come hang out with you I'm like I lost my shit and then we all had the stream at Eli's house and Danny was there and he was just singing Thunderstruck by ACDC with no background sound.

And ACDC is probably my favorite band of all time. So now I have one of my favorite singers singing one of my favorite bands. And I was just like, I was just like, you were Thunderstruck. I think I sat there like this. Yeah, I looked over. You like called me out in front of like a couple hundred people. Just like, I look over and i just see baby batty's like batty stop like literally right because it was him singing acoustically no background

there's a difference right like like when people will be like oh matt you can sing okay i'm like yes i also have amazing producers that make my voice sound good but when you hear a guy with raw talent like that there's just eons of that's a real word don't it it's better looking up in the dictionary marissa lauren was playing piano and then i was like, oh, that's great. And then you played, or you played piano and then she outdid you and then Danny replied to that and sang the wheels on the bus go round and round.

And I was just like, he was on the piano playing the wheels on the bus. He was doing his Danny voice and I was like, God, I want that man's cum in me. You were just hitting it every, like, it's not just he can play guitar, he can's not just he can play guitar he can play piano

he can sing he's just such a multi talented you do a happy it's weird like I don't know would you attest to this

I don't know because maybe because I'm just a fangirl of music and so are you we're just having two conversations I don't know if that's the reason but like i see other people like pro sports players

right like they like a tom brady like if i was around tom brady like i wouldn't even be like whatever i'm like yeah you throw balls well like whatever do you like you're the goat like awesome you're playing in your 40s great there's something about musicians specifically like a dandy guy and i know we're like fucking someone's gonna make a meme about me sucking this dude's dick like you gotta listen you gotta listen to him in real life and the fact that we gotta do the memorial day song with him was like fuck yeah it didn't like go as bit i don't care but like i and i know people they're like it's my favorite song or something i'm like i grew up same as you listening that guy and that's the coolest part about being

like social media and having a business is the opportunity to work with like legendary epic people like i just fan of cody's and like we're gonna hang out with them now like it's fun great like it's fun cool right like it's awesome cody wanted to be a janitor for me that's a true story i don't know if i've ever talked about that on here no that's actually oh yeah that's a good story because i talked i knew c knew Cody before he was like 20,000. Yeah. Eli and I got talking, I don't know, on Instagram one day. Yeah, it was like 20,000. Before you were on Twitter pretty early too.

I mean, I don't respond to anybody, but I was like, yeah, it's fucking. That's my man. Yeah, I was like. No, I just opened this one, dude. That's yours. Yours is right here. That's Cody's. I had one or two drinks.

Because that's mine. I'm like, yours is right here. Your boy's sober. Stop it. Your girl will drive you home. I can't wait until you all cuddle me in my bed tonight. Oh, man. We're all sleeping here.

Yeah. So, Cody, your first interaction with Black Rifle was? It was like 2015. And I just saw some of your guys' videos. And I was super, super psyched about it. I was like, this is fucking cool. Veterans making funny shit. There wasn't a lot of that back then. I sent a couple emails. I was like,

can I come work for you guys? Here's my resume. I'll even sweep the fucking floors. I just want to be a part of this family. No one ever replied. I'm really fucking happy. I didn't want to bring this up on the show, but I saw those and I was like this guy is going to be a popular mustache

one day and I want him to be a peacock and fly you know so if I can get some of the royalties from your channel Matt came to me he's like this dude is going to flourish

he's going to find a cat that's going to flourish. I want to know who read Cody's emails. It was like, Matt. They were like, oh, that's sweet. Really nice. Aww. I have a lot of energy sending the same shit, you fucking

asshole. I'm the worst with that because I think because I started my YouTube channel earlier, I got those messages and they're like, Jared, bless him he is the guy that like wants to respond to everybody and literally all the interfacing i've done in my life is because of jared taylor like that guy's fucking crazy with it he like wants to interact and probe everybody um like in a business sense not like a dick no both senses both senses he's a reason that like i met a lot of people like eli he you know like literally everybody i like in their circle was because jared put that connectivity jared

connected you i've known jared since 2000 he reached out in 2010 holy shit yeah because he was communicating with them him and gallagher had done a video for us back in the day and then i met eli i think in during range 15 i met you before yeah podcast with freddie you were there and then range 15 whatever it was you guys met for range 15 basically he was in range 15 yeah i know he has the best character region him and you wouldn't uh clint clint god they scream yeah all those quarter guys those are awesome man i didn't realize i thought you guys had a connection long before Rage 15. I didn't realize that.

Yeah, we knew each other before, but we had, like, we hadn't, like, connected, connected. And so, like, Jared brought him out just to hang out. And then we just, he was like, I like tattoos, fighting, and fucking whiskey. And I was like, okay. The same thing I have Derek, like, Derek White, for instance. Jared brought him out, too. And then Derek's like, you like to lift and drink? I'm like, yeah. So, it's just, like, very then Derek's like, you like to lift and drink? I'm like, yeah. So it's just very similar.

That's literally how me and Eli met. They're like, hey, you guys were both in the infantry and you have tattoos. You guys want to hang out? Yeah. We played games twice, and it was like, you want to make out? Because we did the Conor McGregor fight. Who did he fight? It was with

Ross Patterson, I think. Yeah. At the bar that we shot rage 15 at it was um weed smoker why can't i remember his name weed smoker yes yeah it was ds2 yeah no or one one might have been one but i just remember ross because he was a simp he was like i'm like you don't even watch flys bitch but i remember that was that it was like the first time you don't even watch Fly's Fish. I don't. But I remember that was that it was like the first time

drinking. Then we did when we all moved to Utah. Yeah. We hung out at the bar and that's when we it was just like

one-on-one. We were just like right ideas really quick and we just kept fucking back and forth. Yeah. I was like,

oh, okay. Let's keep this going. So what happened? Where'd the good go now that you guys suck? In what happened? Where did the good go? Now that you guys suck. In what way? Yeah, in what way?

In what way did we suck? You used it up. You used up all of it. Economically, because we can position ourselves anyway in this conversation. I'm already a piece of shit. You can't make it any worse. Don't retract your statements, because I really like you. I was just curious if you wanted to fucking storm the beaches of Texas, because if that happens, you're going to lose China. Am I China?

How did I become China? This is like the beaches of South Central. I didn't really know all that. That's not true. You're really nice. Touch the ceiling. Matt, touch the ceiling. You can. Watch.

Watch. You can just stand there. T-Lock, touch the ceiling. You can't. Yeah, I can't touch much. Watch, you can just stand there. Feel like, touch the ceiling. I'm like this close. What I'm hearing is you're not quite there. You're okay. That's all I got. That's my only. You're like, I can't touch my ceiling.

I feel like this just reminds me of like old drinking bros where it's just you literally get fucked up with your friends and talk into a microphone and somehow people listen. It's. We just want to hang out. It's just another excuse to hang out with your friends and talk about what made you. Literally, why I love Drinking Bros back in the day was it was, we wanted to hang out

and it was the best excuse business-wise for all like the wives and the girlfriends. Like we had to do the podcast. And then it started like you know getting like ad revenue you're like hey i'm bringing 500 bucks home a month and like you know your girl can't say shit to that because you're like why do you like 80 flowers i'm going to chili i forgot the drinking bows one of the first one i was i was sitting in the background and you thought i drank a whole bottle of oh whiskey because you put tea in it or whatever yeah yeah remember that

you put tea i switched it out before their podcast i was like oh i'll just play a prank on him i think jared knew and i was like i'll i put a little bit of coca-cola in water so it looked exactly like let's see there's whiskey And I just fucking found the whole thing. And Matt's face was like... Why didn't I... He was like, Eli's gonna die! Why didn't I...

Back in the day, people turned up. I guess the street term for it. But like... The kids are saying you gotta turn you gotta turn up turn down for what but no people used to go fucking crazy at jared's house and they'll pass him in and i saw some people like we had crazy story we had a dude fucking drink so much he tried to drive home on his motorcycle and i had to like fucking nearly fight this guy and i was like you're going to fucking die he's trying to get on his bike and he's falling over and i'm to like fucking nearly fight this guy and i was like you're going to fucking

die he's trying to get on his bike and he's falling over and i'm like to the point where he just pushed him on the grass pull his phone out called his girlfriend his girlfriend and his fucking phone thank god she comes and picks him up he says he'd like we drugged him the next morning on facebook and i'm like no you drank a half also when i saw eli chugging that i didn't know him that well i was like i was like a fucking crazy person that's gonna like try to drive home after a bottle of whiskey and I'm gonna like fucking shoot a goddamn you know tranquilizer in his neck so he doesn't kill himself better roofie this guy seriously and then 40 minutes in it's like man he's like handling his alcohol very well yeah I'm stuck

okay let's do camera that was during drunk drunken debriefs yes that was drunken debriefs i loved drunken debriefs those videos are some of my favorite there's a really good series i think eli should do more of them you know what it'd be crazy if eli did more of them that would be crazy here's your friend stories yeah it's weird there's a bunch of friends of yours that are vets maddie what vets Vets? Okay. You don't even have... Eli, I'm not a vet now! What if you just... Eli, I'm not a vet now! I got one vet friend at this table. I'm a fucking guest, dude! Fuck off!

I'm a fucking guest. I didn't do anything. I'm sitting here drinking your cat piss water trying to be somewhat of a fucking decent addition to this goddamn unsubscribed podcast. Unsubscribe right now. Yeah, we obviously help.

This is definitely just like a I mean, I remember drinking this. I'm a professional. This is what you just drink at this point. Yeah, my claws are fucking awful, dude. I think they're not that bad.

You're hydrating while you drink water. I didn't make a White Claws song that we didn't publish on time. I'm very sad about that because it probably could have been number one. Oh my god, that's right. I forgot you shared that all the time. Why did you never publish it? We were waiting to do a music video for it and then just, you know, Tim's schedule

was busy and ours and like i don't know he's just kind of like one of those things like it was a back burner yeah novelty project that just didn't come to fruition but the song's done i just want to upload it i think the world needs to hear white clock weekend but we have one day i know we should do that for christmas time it's not a christmas song but we can make i mean what's the song about all the christmas song i'll make you guys song i've been itching to get back in my studio. So what should we make a song about? Hmm.

That's already done. That's already done. Down on Twitter? No! No! We don't have a music video for White Claw Weekend. That's what we have. When are we going to make a music video

for White Claw Weekend? Well, well you're gonna be in my emo video can we dye your hair black i will absolutely i'm hair black for it thousand percent you can just wear a wig no he said he would do that don't fucking look at that psycho fuck yes do you got some good headbang skills oh my it'll be it'll absolutely do it for the people no fuck them they haven't earned it yet you have 25,000 subs

yeah that's it subscribe oh yeah 25,000 26,000 47 whatever fuck you all

we're trying we're trying to get don't miss third play button that would be my sixth play button how many play buttons

do you have five play buttons what what he just Cody hasn't talked he's just like oh

oh honestly put your hands in everything there's a play button that's five what play buttons do you have

a million main channel hundred thousand main channel gaming channel blog channel um did I say gaming channel yeah

oh raw police channel I know you got another channel wait you have a random channel yeah you just don't tell us it's just

it's like it's police gay porn it's just yeah it's raw police it's just police they have shots you do child without condoms

so what happens when you it's like when the police officer comes it's called a cop shot a cop they're going to do all of them and do each other without condoms. What happens when you, it's like when the police officer comes, it's called a cop shot. Don't you have

to do a happy? Okay. Oh, you guys, I'm sorry. I'm like, can you come get me? Yeah,

my wife's going to come grab me. Ryan's picking me up. I'm your father. I'm home, guys. I'm your father I'm home guys I was hoping you guys got like in the weeds on me I want like some real questions for like the last 10 minutes

is there anything you want to know how does it feel to be woke I didn't mean we go that route okay I can talk about that hold on what's a combat round I like this podcast

it's fun Matt you're woke now how does that feel that's not what I was referencing what did we talk about so you have this super large company that you co-founded. Yeah.

And you want to do more things on your own. What do you want to do? Oh, holy shit. What's Matt Best doing? Not BRCC? Yeah, and we know that you can spend a ton of time the past couple years devoting a lot of time to that. And you've wanted to hang out with us

and you've wanted to do other projects. What does Matt Best want to do? What's your end goal? If I knew, I'd know. What would make you happy to do right now? A project that would make you happy? Yeah, no shit, man. I guess, yeah. What's your five-day plan?

I think there's a couple things I haven't done. Yes, direct the movie. 100%. Yes. But like a good one. No, I didn't. Wait, wait, wait. I didn't direct Grand Shifteen. Oh, I thought you were...

No, no, I was an executive producer. Sorry, I thought you helped direct for that. No, no, I wrote a lot of it, which I don't get writer's credit because egos take precedence and all that. That's fine. But no. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. I'm an honest person. I'll fucking say whatever. No. That movie was what it was for where it needed to be in the times. But no,

a lot of people still like it. It's fucking cool. But I... I watched it. I still have fun watching it. Yeah. It's like you have to realize it's a piece of shit movie.

Yeah. It's okay. It's fun. But like when I it's like you have to realize it's a piece of shit movie. Yeah, it's okay. But when I look at sci-fi versus soft, screenplay, written, Eli came in and helped me out on the writing at the end, and then fucking obviously on the production side, we just made it happen. So I'm like, I know that I'm

capable of that stuff. And it used to be fun, I think, because to do a film and I want to do a full album, I think that'd be my thing. It's weird here. I'll be honest with you, Cody, because I think I have do like a film and I want to do a full album, I think that'd be my thing. I, cause I, it's weird here. I'll be honest with you, Cody,

because I think I have to answer your question. I started early, early on being solely a creative guy. Right. So I never put it together that I was going to be like popular or like have a channel or like write books or like have a company. I just was like doing shit to make my fucking friends laugh because that's just who I am. I was just kind of class crowned what I did in the military. It caught steam.

And then I was like, okay, I want to professionalize this in the essence of having a day job where I don't have to listen to the man, the man being the government job, because it's what I did for 10 years. And so the sequential portion of that was nice because it's like, oh my God, I get to have like economic freedom where I can like have my own fucking life and like just make money on my own. And then now when things got like really good, Black Rifle, I think, is just one of the fucking greatest companies out there and all that. But like there are portions of that where you want to like go do like independent fucking creative things. And yeah, like that's going to be a portion of me like i got so involved in the

business like so so much involved because i had to like prove to people back in the day like five years ago that like i wasn't like the dumb bikini snap whiskey drinking guy that actually had some sensitivities about me with business and a business acumen and things that i've learned and um now it's like the opposite right i kind of want to like go back to like being creative and like because the business runs itself for you want to have fun again well i do but like i think the company needs to have fun again right like and i think that the only way that happens is if i'm fucking leading that charge and um yeah it's exciting times right so um yeah i want to create like it's fun i just like to see fucking people laugh man like this world's a dark fucking place

like it gets down there's fucking there's a man. Like this world's a dark fucking place. Like it gets down. There's fucking, there's a war everywhere you look. There's someone talking shit. There's someone fucking being aggressive. And you're just like, if you really focus on the things in life that matter, which is like happiness for your family and your community, and you just support that and you'd go after it and fuck all the white noise. Like life is a pretty fulfilling thing and you can't get fucking mud sucked in these

stupid fucking idiots on the internet. They have no clue that like, I'll'll fucking if they said that shit to my face or said shit i'll fucking choke them out in two fucking seconds they know nothing about me but we'll have a conversation it's just like video games right like like the the brilliant we'll roll back into the video game the brilliance about fucking video games when you sit on discord what's the commonality there getting the fucking dubbing wars and i'm using wars on here i've known zack and howie like for instance our two teammates for fucking years and i gotta meet zex we are so different wait you gotta meet zex yeah you

came to my house we are so different but the fact that this dude showed up you know what i first did i gave him a fucking hug because i was like i've spent a gajillion hours over the span of two years with this guy and i got to meet him plus like it was awesome like that's what the gaming community does and i think the world needs more of that to like find what's in common with each other rather what's what's indifferent okay yes no no no i know i was listening no no you're fine i was fucking right now we're just drinking absolutely correct on all that yeah the world needs to find more commonality with each other

because we're all breaking apart right now it's a wild world trying to cancel each other it's a simple fact it's Matt saying it's building a movie building

music it's what I make shit do yeah it's making shit and not having the repercussions of doing what you want to do and being happy with it I should have

specified more i'm i when i was getting aggressive there it was for the people that have never created anything in their life that one aggressive they want to they want to break down rome but they don't even know how to build a fucking hut that that's my point and the people that have never built a hut that won't break down rome my inquiry to you is to actually have a conversation with people that have built rome in in theoretical senses to like understand the perspective of what we've done. And it might actually enlighten you to fucking be a better person. Don't be a hypocrite. Don't go after people. You don't understand what's happening

until you've been in a position. A lot of people have never been in that position, so they don't know what it is to hire 700 people. Oh, I'm not even making this up. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying but it's wonderful it's like paralyzing it's great it's all but they don't even understand it's like a single individual they just like hey like be happy be thankful for everything this individual is given they don't understand it's like i don't like this person because xyz attacked them they don't understand that one individual has x amount of people under them or children a family whatever and they're like fuck them i because they didn't say something we're in a person on the internet yeah i didn't forget there's no way for going on this podcast and getting drunk i'm okay with that because i

have really good time you're never alone this community knows what they're signing up no i think this is like this is probably like the rawest we've seen you in a while oh like in the public eye oh well fucking awesome i don't put that out there too often i don't know man i'm i'm open to any conversation and obviously people like right i'll fucking put it out there like the the stuff called my company woke and all that like um yeah it's it is what it is not to like let's like put this on your podcast but hey bucket whatever it's it's it's a very interesting climate and i've learned like it's one of those things where it's like the only time you learn in life is when shit's fucking awful and it's been a really rough year for me

and my family and our company. And not from a monetary sense, like the business is doing good, but you want to sustain and maintain specific things that you believe in and the values and the things that you try to project to the world.

And when they're miscommunicated and your own community's going against you, you kind of start to learn and realize the dynamics that are associated with like social media and the way that people slander for market share gain and all these things and i'm like man it's been hyper educational for me like

massively educational i kind of just realized like there's a lot of good people in this world there's a lot of bad people and people are influenced by like this machine of social media and even the people that are like against it are for it right they're so hypocritical and it's been it's been, it's been, I guess I try to be like the glasses half full guy where I'm like, man, what a weird learning experience for me. Like, I know I'm going to be fine. Like, you know, I've worked my ass off my entire life. I keep trying to give back, try to do the right thing. And it doesn't mean that I am fucked up. Like I, I, during this whole last year, I've handled things incorrectly. Like I,

for sure. I recognize that and understand that, but like I, I, during this whole last year, I've handled things incorrectly. Like I, for sure. I recognize that. I understand that. But like, I can sit down and go to bed every single fucking day and know that I'm a fucking decent human support the constitution. I support people that fucking serve this country. And if anybody goes against that narrative,

you're fucking a retard or come talk to me. And I'd say like, yeah, well, I'll fucking say it. Sorry. Yeah. I'm not saying something.

I'm fine. I just wish more people would take a tactical pause and understand that there's so many people fucking facilitating this false slander narrative,

not just with me or my company, but across the internet. You gotta fucking pause. It it's like it's like when your wife fucking says some shit to you and you're like i want to get an argument and you just pause you're like babe did you mean to say that oh my god i didn't mean to say that two minutes later you're fucking bending your wife over doggy style having yes right but it could have gone the other way right it just it takes a little bit of emotional intelligence and i think the world lacks that and i'm willing and open for any person that wants to discredit

what i've said to have a conversation with me and we'll talk it out and if we just disagree at the end of the day that's fine but i guarantee you'll leave there being a little more profound in your perspective of who the fuck i am or whoever you're judging on the internet and that's my actually having a conversation with people versus healthy conversation. Do you know what I love? Like your, your opinion at that point,

you're watching Russell Brand these days. Yes, dude. Oh shit. He's like, listen, I'm a conservative. He's a liberal,

but he's going out there talking to Candace Owens, who I adore. Like he's having conversations. The world just has conversations. He's like, he's a good fucking beacon of like, the world just has conversations. He's like, he's a good fucking beacon of like, we can have conversations. Compromise.

Civil discord on disagreements. Because no one's going to have the same talk. Everyone's going to have a different perspective on a lot of different things. Doesn't mean we have to fight about it. It is finding that like, hey, Matt, yeah, common grounds. It's like, Matt might be anti-gun.

But the other 249 saw a very 20 suppressor. And I'm fine with that. At 20 millimeters. I've never seen it still. And that's why I started playing Diablo 3.

That was the perfect place to end this gaming podcast. Today we have Eli Double Tap and Donut Operator as always. But of course,

thank you to our special guest today, Matt Best. M-A-T-1-T. Yeah. Can you learn how to fucking spell his name?

He's an amic, man. Hey, by the way, guys, I love and adore all three of you. Thank you so much. Mostly you. Thanks for having me on the podcast.

I'm glad I finally be here. Thank you. Mostly you. Oh, and then remember we have a shirt contest. Shirt contest. Oh, yeah.

I didn't forget. I did. One month. I'm so fucked. One month. The 27th of December. Also, in the comments, fuck, marry, kill. Four of us. It's a Christmas present. We're making

Christmas presents. Wait, we have to change it. Fuck, marry, kill, and then left out? Because there's four. I mean, or you can double fuck, double marry, double kill. I don't know. Okay, yeah. Who do you want to kill again? Eli twice, right? Same.

You can kill two of us. You can kill Eli two times. If that was my thing, I would do Donut twice, and I would shave his beard, double his mustache, and make it a fucking lips. Lips over lips. It would be a lip mustache. Okay.

I found my new photo. Right? Don't have a mustache, dude. Oh, yeah. The podcast is over! The home! Follow, like, subscribe. Thank you, everyone.

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