Unsubscribe Podcast - 33 - The Greatest Showman ft. Danny Worsnop

Episode Date: December 16, 2021

THE DAY BADDIE HAS DREAMED OF!!! THATS RIGHT!! WE HAVE DANNY WORSNOP OF ASKING ALEXADRIA ON UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!! Whew. ok now that the yelling is out of the way. What an awesome Guest, the greatest of guests one could say. Our Friend @Danny Worsnop of @Asking Alexandria decided to come slum it with the goons! We talk about how Danny is beautiful, how he is so funny, and how he is literally the song bird of our generation. Yes @Baddie Streams writes these captions and yes he is fan girling still. @Donut Operator and @Eli Doubletap are pretty cool too. BUT lets get back to talking about DANNY!!! Unsubscribe Podcast - Ep33 - The Greatest Showman Ft. Danny Worsnop ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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What if it's not working? Last time it was too, then it just stopped. Well, we're just going to watch it. It'll be fine. Now it's past that one and a half second mark. Okay. Do you want to tell everyone what happened last time no we just we'll just pretend like oh let's cut yeah we gotta do this yeah get a new one danny okay it's very important i want

don't don't wait hold ready Hold ready Thank you Eli for actually drinking it down I did first and then I know I saw it Hey Yeah, it was fuck. Oh, oh don't it's gonna appear right here. Yeah on our last real good. Can can can Danny sing our song We open it up can you just sing it though yeah he doesn't remember he's a musician he wrote this song three days ago wait wait i have it i have it i have it hold hold wait before we do that what do we enter we should probably do intro intro first hi everyone unsubscribe podcast here i'm joined with uh joined by

baddie streams mr eli double tap and danny warsnob hello he's a rad guy it's racially ambiguous That guy's fucking ridiculous And don't hurt It's harder to rhyme But he's a really nice guy Welcome to Unsubscribe That's our new intro That's the new intro We have a new intro

And you know how hard it is For me to get rid of that berserk Like Song Yeah the song that we Put that at the end Are allowed to use Definitely

Also don't get we haven't yet i'm gonna copyright strike you guys so hard i did so much research trying to figure out who owns the rights to the berserk theme it's lost in limbo right now which i think how jakey originally was able to oh yeah it's just like that little like 10 sample. It's like old anime shit. It's 10 seconds. You might be okay. It's below a certain threshold.

It's fair use. Different years in different territories are different. Sometimes it's some of them are 10 seconds, some of them are 15. That's right. Fuck that song. If you guys don't know what we're talking about, the intro is a song that Nakey Jakey did. It's got the berserk music in it from the 1990s and the old anime and no one knew that i was like that's berserk and everyone's like what are you talking about like play you're like

what the fuck is this a sound sample from a japanese anima uh-huh i know that sound real a real grapey anime oh yeah this is is the one you told me about before. Grape. Have you watched Berserk? No. Danny doesn't watch. You don't watch anime? He thinks like Mickey Mouse's anime.

That's animated. See? I watch anime. No, I do watch anime. Don't meet your heroes, guys. South Park's pretty good. No! No! Have you heard of this American anime?

Family Guy! Oh God, I hate it so much. Oh, jeez. Who invited him? I saw like two of your Japanese cartoons. I saw a couple of them. I didn't get it. It's just not my thing. Lots of tentacles going in places yeah i saw it was very

disturbing yeah it was mostly porn it was just my nephews hated it but they did like it they started crying yeah can't babysit anymore oh man have you have you met matt best's cousin yeah that draws hentai yeah she literally draws yeah what yeah i met her last night his his cousin draws hentai yeah like like actual yeah it's a job and fun like it's like tentacle straight up tentacle well if you love what you do you never want to take in your life i'm gonna need an introduction yeah well it was funny i brought you up. I was like, you gotta meet Batty. I'm wearing a tentacle shirt today.

Yeah. That's what it's about? Jesus saves. Jesus saves. I don't remember. It's one of my buddy, Broba. He's one of our artists. He does a lot of our art, Broba's shirts.

It says like unclean and smut or some shit. I don't remember what it says on it. I don't speak the language. I'm just wearing a shirt with a tentacle on it. One of the funniest things on the internet in the world ever for me has always been translations of Asian shirts or Asian shirts where they've done them

in English. It's just like, fuck! My grandma's a slut! But it's like a smiling son. They just mean nothing. words oh yeah yeah when they actually just put them together yeah it's like fuck cow pie over bus and you're like it's like proverbs i don't think they know that ostrich mustard everyone always complains about our titles for the podcast. They're like, I don't know what it means.

And I just wait the entire podcast to figure it out. And it never shows up. I'm like, that's how we do it. You watched our whole podcast. Gotcha. We're reverse movies where it's like, you know, gone in 60 seconds and they say it. Or any movie where they say it. Oh, they say the name of the movie

and the wine you're like i love that that was the line that was it i love it we have that people just wait for us to say the line and we never do it's like every couple podcasts we'll name one some random ass bullshit vinegar butterflies uh vinegar vinegar stroke no it was vinegar butterfly strokes or something like that that was a or butterfly No, it was vinegar, butterfly strokes or something like that. That was a, or butterfly vinegar strokes. There it was. That one did catch my attention. I listened to it in the gym a few days ago. Is this a workout?

What the hell is this going to be about? So wait, you've listened to this disaster before? When you were here? Yeah. You were like, this is where I need to go. Yes, but in my defense,

I've also met you all before. So the podcast didn't come as too much of a surprise realistically for anyone who doesn't know you guys in person this is very very tamed down oh yeah i guess so yeah depending on what day it is how much we've drank. Is it a Monday? Is it 5 p.m.? This is like the start of an evening's drinking and the microphones stop and then things are set. And you're like, oh, here we go.

To be fair, the microphones stop all the time. Mostly when we don't want them to. Dang it. Okay, we have Danny. If you guys don't know Danny, he's a lead singer in Nickelback. Yep. Chef, you're from Australia? Yes, Australia, Scotland.

That's beautiful. That's that accent you can just hear. I thought you were the angry fallout boy guy. Beautiful beaches. Yeah, yeah. We just happened to be photoshopping this angry fallout guy with Danny's face up close. It says Nickelback above his album cover. We're photoshopping this angry fallout guy with Danny's face up close. It says Nickelback above his album cover.

Like a Kevin Spacey scowl face. This has nothing to do with it. It's just that this is that small band, you know, like Asking Alexandria. That one! Twice. I was in that band twice. What happened? That's my favorite joke. There was a point in time where,

ooh, shit got weird. And then I said, I'm leaving for like three years. And then I was like, I don't want to do anything else. I'm going to come back and make them my country music now. I picture you like picking up a shovel

one day and you're like this ain't it oh this is terrible where's my microphone i left i moved to nashville i released a country album uh well i've recorded a country album then i was talking to labels there and they were like they're like it doesn't matter where you came from like it doesn't really matter you gotta kind of start from the ground up i was like no i don't think i do and they said they said that's going to work in this industry. We're a very tight-knit community. So that album went number one when I released it without them. And then, yeah.

Now he's an Oscar Alexander again. Now I'm an Oscar Alexander again. And we actually just had our first number one ever. Ever? Ever. Hell, yeah. We had a curse of number three. We never got past number three.

Alone in the Room? That was number three. No, House on Fire. House on Fire. Into the Fire was number three. Into the Fire, yeah. Everything off, like House on Fire was number three. And then Alone Again off the new album just went number one.

Alone Again went number one? That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Should have been a favorite. That one hasn't come out yet as a single it hasn't? no oh

was it an EP that? I think it's gonna be next it's on the album but it hasn't been like a single oh okay okay okay do that one that's my joint favorite song on the album

this is guys if you don't know this is like Batty's fangirls he's my i have a favorite moments watching you interact with him like the first time we went sushi when i was down the floor getting tattooed i'm like oh we're gonna eat with uh danny from asking alexander and i screamed yeah play it cool baddie play it cool sat down at the table and was like got this what's up dude my point is so cool

I played it pretty good right I was like it was good how you doing cool I was listening to it

heard of them and Matty was like what do you do for a living dude I was freaking out I was just shaking As It Was Dangerous

has been one of my favorite bands for a very long time mostly the album Without Danny but there was just that one song that was good that was the best song that was before they sold out oh yeah before you came back has been one of my favorite bands for a very long time mostly uh the album without danny but there's just that one song that was the best one that was before they sold out oh yeah before you came back and ruined everything obviously um before i made it sound like imagine dragons yeah

angry imagine dragons it's all your favorite pop punk bands angry yeah it's like imagine dragons but like with trent resnick makeup yes Inch Nails, best show I ever saw though. Really? Yeah, absolutely. I've never seen it in my life. Lights Over North America. You know we did a Nine Inch Nails cover back in the day? I did not.

Yeah. What was it? Was it closer? Yes, it was. Was it really? Yeah. No shit? Yeah.

I don't want to fuck you with an animal. It starts out normal and then it goes crazy heavy like later on. I'm going to have to look that up. Okay. Roger. Is it on Spotify?

Everyone, you guys should check it out. I don't know, this small band. You want to leave? We can come back. I'm good. He's going to start and finish. I just had fucking lunch with Danny alone. My girlfriend was there, but I don't give a fuck. Alone.

I was alone in the room. I had to sit at another table. I picture him like, go sit over there, but I don't give a fuck. Alone. Alone. I was alone in the room. And then I sit at another table. I picture it like, go sit over there, Lauren. Me and Danny were sitting across the booth at the table. It was like a cock thing. I don't need a watch. Sorry, babe. I'm busy.

Film it. Put it on Reddit. Batty, Danny works out. So so florida yeah i was freaking out like a motherfucker because this is one of my favorite places for a long time warp tour days yeah we did that but my favorite interaction was at the ranch no it was at your house no it was at the ranch i promise you at the ranch we were all in the living room with oh god taxidermy and you were

singing no no that was at your house eli you were sitting here on stream with heather and everybody no that was a different time oh i thought that's what you were saying oh no the same time but a different thing yeah but you were like when everyone else was singing yeah you were singing so it was you singing and i'm like oh man's chilling. I listen to you sing. I look over at Batty and Batty's tears cresting his cheek. I was like, I had my hands under my chin. He did. They were just sitting there. I was like, yeah.

And I look over at Batty. He's like, what? Don't judge me. I did the exact same thing at your house when we had everybody. We had a big co-stream because Danny started singing Thunderstruck by ACDC, which is my all-time favorite band. And I was like, I don't know what to do right now. I don't know what to do right

now. It wasn't good. I was always so pissed when they got Axl to fill in for them. It was Mickey Mouse Axl. I mean, listen. First off, ACDC don't know who the fuck I am. So it makes sense that they didn't ask me

but I was still pissed about it. Why didn't they call me? This is bullshit. Pick some cab driver, okay, Brian Johnson. No, no, no. It was when he was sick. So they had... His ears went.

Yeah, oh yeah. He was deaf as fuck. Axl was filling in and there's been so much shit between me and Axel over the years. But I'm not. You have a beef with Axel Rose? We used to have something of a beef. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard.

When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner. What? Everything since then has been like, can we start it up again? What started it? Pretty high. He fucked your mom. An ex-girlfriend of mine, or the time girlfriend,

who was his ex-girlfriend. That's where it all started. You and Axl Rose are Eskimo brothers? Yeah. That's congrats. That's cool. But she got super weird.

She got super weird. We also opened up for them back in the day, like a couple times, and it was never cool. But then there was like a weird kind of back and forth where I feel like there was a little bit of him trying to assert alpha dominance and me not caring. And it was a cool thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Aggression on my side. But you aggressive? Yeah, me more. How old were you at this point?

20, 25. Oh, so way more aggressive. Super aggressive. Yeah, this is Danny with a chip on his shoulder. Like a big chip. He's like, what did your knuckles say at the time, Danny? They said, fuck this. You couldn't see, though, because they were covered in cocaine.

Now they're just plants. Now they're just plants. They're potted plants. See, they're growing to the sky, because that's... I have last year's Christmas tree. I find it way easier because do you ever do you ever find like when people ask for directions and you kind of point them like i don't know where you're pointing now they've got an arrow to follow oh i've always struggled with that yeah oh he really means it there's four arrows yeah so you're just shouting that way adam whoever is listening danny

has arrows tattooed on his knuckles yeah Yeah, I thought it was Christmas specials. It's super cool, though. Don't worry, guys. What's your favorite movie? Bam! Charlie Brown Christmas special! It looks like that weak-ass bitch tree. I know.

Oh, no. Therefore, I feel like a kindred spirit thing for both of us, where it's a nod to my Nordic ancestry, I say, as a man with an assistant and maid and housekeeper. Who's capable of growing no crops. And would be a disappointment to my forefathers. We would have definitely, yeah.

We'd be like, it's cool, I'm a Viking. Somewhere in the heritage, there was a little, like, a Viking definitely fucked my great great great great grandmother mine is mine is like pretty much the whole way through all fucking my great great grandmother oh nice bro but but yeah yeah i'm a massive disappointment to my lineage i mean this pot yeah yeah yeah you mean you okay you... Okay. They're looking down from Valhalla. Like, really, you complained because you weren't allowed in the lounge today? The green M&M set you off.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Huh, they didn't have the yogurt-colored raisins in the lounge? That was your fight? That's the hill you want to die on. And you died on that hill. Literally. By poison.

You were in first class and the flight wasn't long enough to serve liquor? That's it for you want to die on. And you died on that hill. Literally. By poison. You were in first class and the flight wasn't long enough to serve. Look at him. That's it for you, huh? Tried to open the door, huh? You're just going to set fire to their whole... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The trick's out. Come on in.

Sure. I guess we'll let anyone in. All right. Here we are. Look at this. This is out. So I didn't know you were a big gaming... you're fucking good at gaming well here's the crazy danny's good no no here's the crazy i actually i actually looked at my stats today and i hadn't in a while and it's danny's good so i started

playing video games last may like period yeah you weren't a gamer as a child no what did you do i didn't have what did you do what did you do have consoles i grew up did you go outside yeah it was hay bales and horseshit like did you play instruments and learn how to sing oh that's right i mean he still hasn't what did you do? You hyper successful musician. I can't wrap my head around whatever you did growing up. What did you do with your hands? Yeah. You must be really good at jerking off.

Okay. Gaming's helped him with that too though. But yeah, I didn't have consoles. And the weird thing is through doing that again, I reconnected with a kid who grew up a couple streets down from me who did have video game consoles. I'd go over like once a week, we'd play like Pokemon Stadium and shit. So that was my video gaming experience when I was a kid.

So I didn't do it. And then the whole like, Danny, you're not allowed to go on tour anymore because people have a cough. So I was like, Danny, you're not allowed to go on tour anymore because people have a cough. So I was like, oh, my time was summon. And we just done an album. So it was like, I can't go do that. Yeah, that wasn't great timing on that.

I'm not going to lie. That's pretty bad. Pretty bad timing. Yeah. So I bought it. I went to Best Buy and I bought a PlayStation 4 and Call of Duty Modern Warfare.

And I started playing that and I was like, I'm getting pretty good. And I was playing with my brother who's also not very good. But I was better than them and I was like, I'm kind of slaying out right now.

Dude, you slay. And then I, well then I started like playing with other people and I was like, I suck real bad. In your friend group, you were good suck real bad and your friend group you were good but then you you expanded your friend group and you realized you were your friends were just

literally like bad like i i like if we went in like a private lobby and put bots in there on like recruit mode i could drop a hot like 10 15 kills in a 20 minute game you're like i can kill tori every time yeah so that was the pinnacle of gaming. I found a video of the first game of Warzone I did, and it's hilarious. Like, a couple walks forward, and then I look around. It's really, really bad.

It's when you actually look at, like, you're, like, marking the knife. You're like, guys, there's a knife here. No, I did not ping anything. Oh, you were just looking at each bit. I didn't know what anything was, so I was also asking everyone everything and just kind of running in a direction. Like, just, I don't know on anything. Oh, you were just looking at each bit. I didn't know what anything was. So I was also asking everyone everything and just kind of running in a direction.

Like just, I don't know, an attack spin or anything. I'm just running. And I was looking at my stats and as of now, my career KD is 1.07. But then I looked up and my Wither is like a 2.8.

Yeah. So I'm like, cool. Like, I kind of know where I'm at now. But literally, that's all I've done for the last, like... Like a year and a half. Yeah, yeah. We got 300 or 200 wins? 200. like i'm i kind of know i'm at now but i literally that's all i've done for the last like he's a like we had like a year and a half yeah yeah we got 300 or 200 wins 200 we got we got a boy danny

to 200 motherfucking how many ones are you at 300 something okay okay i'm just trying to find i don't know call of duty things yeah i don't play you're just mainly playing war zone right now yeah that's literally the only he was sold on my computer yeah oh okay we were slaying bodies that yeah and it was a competition because matt was like guys are doing good yes so like i love that and we're we're getting dub after dub because we got you three or four dubs that you have five five yeah and matt's just he's at the wrong place wrong time which happens in cod and when you're if you're a little behind your team you're like damage is low or off or you'll drop them they'll res and then like we would come up and kill everyone but matt was like you're fucking cool

like we're slaying bodies and matt looks he's like i have three kills i have three kills we were like 14 and matt's like oh my god and then we're pushing the one house he drops three of them and we're running towards it one reses and reses the rest of them i was like oh matt i'm gonna steal all your kills haha i run with my shotgun take all his kills he's like fuck you like just raging danny's doing the same. We're just murdering everyone. It was like game after game too. That's Call of Duty. Because we didn't have Callie that night.

Callie's usually the monster of it. This is something else. He's been over it so long. But yeah, that's all I've done for the last year and a half. He's like, that's it. I get super proud of getting way fucking better. that's all I've done for the last year and a half. So it's like, that's it. I'd like, I'd like, I get super proud of getting like way fucking better. And like my progress timeline being so steep,

but then it's also like also a painful realization that this is all I've done. Like the hours I have clocked in on that game. Like, I think that's outside of when I'm literally not home. I think the lowest has been like i don't know eight hours a day go you literally just yeah i'm literally just running like a nine to five that's what you're like punching in in the morning babe i gotta go to work i wake up make make some coffee make some food sit them down at my desk

start just on some multiplayer just for no fucking reason. Get a warm up, you know. Warm up and then just keep playing that until you're tired. Midnight. The next day.

I didn't realize it was your first game. No, I was going to say, do you stream at all? I streamed for a year up until i started touring again and it was it was for two reasons one it well both sides of it streaming was it was both something to kind of subsidize obviously not be not going on tour making money yep but also i'm an entertainer and that's all i've done for the last 13 years so I have to get that out of me that's bro

I have to be a showman so I'm like the showman from the movie The Showman The Greatest Showman maybe? I don't know I wouldn't say the greatest that's for you guys to say say that the literal movie with Hugh Jackman The Greatest Showman

we got the title of this episode The Greatest Showman on Earth what I got. We got the title of this episode, The Greatest Showman on Earth. Yes! What I got is that you said I'm the greatest showman. So yeah, listen, I'll go with it. Take it. Take it. I'm a humble guy, but I'll take it. Were you talking about the movie?

Maybe, but I'm gonna assume you were talking about me because I'm humble. I'm the most humblest person I've ever met. I'm so humble. I'm the most humblest person i've ever met um i'm so humble i'm the best seriously the best at it um so i had to get that out of my system but then i stopped when i started returning in both because it was like cool i'm way too busy to actually dedicate time to this now and um it was also just feel sounds like a stupid reason to say like we didn't do it on this tour because of the same old coffin shit but when we start doing meet and greets and stuff again

it's way harder to sell people meet and greets not that it's like we're trying to rip people off but it's it's harder to kind of sell the concept of meet and greets if you're so fucking accessible on the internet yeah no absolutely if people are constantly able to just be like hey danny what's up in your twitch chat and you're like hi what's the incentive for them to come and have this kind of personal experience and show there's some because there are some incredible fans that are just so fucking involved but for a lot of them it's like i said hey cool bro yeah got that piece here's a sub bye and and the meet and greet experience we put something we in the in the past sometimes not so much because we were so burned out for a long time

but we put so much work into it especially now um even though we haven't got to do it yet we put so much work into it that is to get something special i don't want that to be i don't want people to not get to experience it because they're like they think it's good enough. You want it? Yeah, absolutely. It's a closed off experience. That one-on-one that going to a Mongolian restaurant for lunch with Danny alone. That's the whole thing.

And that's $3,000 to sign up for the Danny Mongolian grill experience. Wait, I have to pay you? I fucking bought lunch. baddie the invoice for lunch my people send it to your people look at this house do you think he has people it's way better now my house yeah never mind

i like this one's almost full. Well, not almost. It's the opposite. That one's got dragons in it. Okay. That one's got the big ones. Those are the fancy ones. Hey, listen. This is a perfect segue.

Oh, no. You're talking about dragons. It's a perfect segue. You're talking about poor things. No. Turn it up. Because I wanted to talk about race theory real quick. Because I had a theory.

Because you have a part. Where are we going with this? We got to go. We got to go. I can't be here. Eli, so you have a beautiful Porsche now. It's a Cayman, right? Cayman, yes.

Yes. Love the Cayman. Race cars. Race cars. Yeah. What do you think I'm in? I didn't. Because I had a theory, I didn't think.

I was thinking, oh no, God. Cause you, you have a very fast car too. Who do you think would win in a race? You and your Porsche, or donut in a dress and stilettos? I don't know. Is this a drag race? It's like a standard quarter mile drag race, yeah. Yeah, drag race. Eli's in, Eli's in.

I'm in donut. Drag, yeah. Yeah, drag race. Eli's in... I'm in a donut. Drag, yes. That was terrible. But I'm going to humor this. I found this picturing me up to the line. Boom, boom. Okay, the lights are like... And I look over and Donathan is like, this is unrealistic.

We all know Eli would be in the dress and shoes. So you can't put that on. Yeah, in the car too. I mean, he'd just be wearing it because it's a regular day for him. It's a weekend. He's not working. Danny and you are the ones like dropping the flags. Short shorts, let's go.

I'm in. The shirts are top under. I'm in. Let's go. Donut ran a 9.6. In heels? Yeah, but that's the only way he can do it in heels. So he's like an Olympian.

He lives his life a quarter mile at a time, Eli. This is a great callback to Gender Bender. That was a terrible episode. Did we do Danny? I don't know. We used a filter and looked at female versions of ourselves.

I don't know I don't think we can we just real quick yeah we're gonna we're gonna need that I'm gonna yeah do a real quick photo I don't know if I'd be

a super hot girl I mean I wasn't I looked I would fuck Elon I think when you have like a beard we all would it doesn't work

it just doesn't you lose your chin give me a little like go like this there you go like that he's making sexy boy face right now oh god but your eyes that's what he's got fuck me eyes he does he has little solar eclipse explosions Go like this. There you go, like that. He's making sexy boy face right now.

He's got fuck me eyes. He does. A little solar eclipse explosion. Yes. A little pants explosion. Batty's about to explode. Batty's already exploded. He had lunch with him. It's not fair.

I'm not used to famous people still how but you're famous i'm not i'm an internet i'm internet famous that's very very different you're big enough on internet famous where you're you're in a point where it's you're real famous like you there's this chart there's internet famous internet and then there's like oh suddenly i'm real famous eli's done lots of shit so he knows all these cool people danny's literally danny and i i'm i play video games on twitch i used to be my uh internet famous on myspace do you okay when i was in high school danny ate a chromosome Oh man So much. Oh, wow. Yeah

For everyone who's listening the female version of Danny looks just like Adele or Caleb will put it up on the screen Like all the Dell or caleb now yes or female female caleb female caleb was all right it was uh yeah here's a very strong jaw very caleb already has an underbite so yeah and then you just add that and it makes caleb's chin strong like such a strong but then you add that to a female... Then you add a lot of pounds to that female and you're like, this bitch would... Great baddie.

She would be lots of graping with that girl. I don't like this. It's a rough one. I'm like, ooh. Danny, do you have stats somewhere of how many people used to have an Ask Alexander song on MySpace as their profile song? That's very... I mean, I don't know.

I don't even know how to get into our own MySpace. You're going to need to figure that out. I'll try and figure it out. I just, I want to... Is MySpace still active? I don't know. Justin Timberlake bought it and then I heard the... Wait,? I don't know. Justin Timberlake bought it. And then I heard the, wait, he, what?

Yeah. Justin Timberlake bought it. What? And he tried to make a MySpace again. He tried to make it into like this big music platform. It just didn't, it just fizzled out. It just didn't. It's kind of that nature of social media where it's like, it's cool for 10 years and then disappears and goes away.

Like Instagram's about there. Yeah. TikTok's like popular now. And then it's going to start fading out as well. When are you guys going to make a song that's 30 seconds long so it can only be on TikTok? He did. The unsubscribe. Oh, shit. See?

I have so many jingles I've written that I just saved on my computer. They're just stupid shit. You have sent me a large number of like small jingles. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I do that for fun alone I want a jingle I'm Danny's late night thought like it's four in the morning he should be in bed

but he's in bed singing quietly into his phone I know you're like baddies awake right now you're like small baddies definitely awake this guy can't sleep his His past's haunting him. He's awake. His past has never deployed.

He's sad of thinking about things he's said and done. Shower thoughts in bed till 4 a.m. He's soft for said Pokemon. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm still. What do you have, Matty? This game is,

this game, the Pokemon game is 20 hours. Matty, how many hours have you played it? What do you mean? Okay, so. The new Pokemon game, if you beat it. Like a video game? Yes.

It's a handheld, like, console on the Switch, Nintendo Switch. Pokemon, one of the longest running, not longest running, but it's been running since 1998. I like you breaking it down like you just heard it. I got, do you know? Do you have you? It's a handheld console. You don't know. I did have a.

You see why I'm breaking it down? He doesn't know. A Switch. Game Boy. Game Phone. Game Boy. Game Boy Color. You see?

It was green. So I'm playing the newest Pokemon. That bitch was green. Was the screen green or the console green? Well, after I dropped it, the screen was green too. God damn it. I'm playing the newest Pokemon game on switch right now and i'm trying to get a very special version of the starter pokemon you get which the odds are one out of every 4096 or 0.02

so if you don't get it you just start over you just reset the game real quick and there's a save point right before this so you have to wait 90 seconds you find out if you got it you didn't because you never do and then you reset it and i've been doing that for over 65 hours i've been playing the same 90 seconds of this game have you played any more no that's it because i don't i refuse to start the game at this point i'm just too stubborn i've i've recently what's the perk of having this different one? It just looks different. It just looks different. Instead of green, it's light blue.

Honestly, the odds of it being actually worse than a normal one are like a little higher too. Because there's like different stats things can get. You can try to. So it might suck more. Yeah. Honestly, it's probably going to suck more. How many resets are we at? 1,937 or some shit.

Are you tallying? Yeah. I have my mods when I, cause I do it on Twitch. I do it live. And yesterday I did like another 200 live. And then before the other day I did like 400. I did like 12 or 13 hours nonstop live.

It's going to be hilarious when you actually get it. You freak the fuck out. And then this thing is just dog. I know it gonna be shit like i've accepted that it's gonna be like like like like a a dick a little mutt dog from the streets of singapore three legs and one eye no no teeth and it kind of actually speaks human English. You can't tell what it's saying. It sounds like that dude from the Goonies. Hope you like your Pokemon. William will give me

one, buddy. Just screams. Every time he's screaming in pain. It just hurts. You tell it to do a tackle and it just kind of pisses itself. It's only moves pain. What does that mean?

It pisses itself and then just eats it. Its moves are pain, pain, pain, and piss. So yeah, I've been playing Pokemon a lot lately. You haven't. I haven't. Dude, you haven't played it at all. The game takes 20 hours to beat the entire thing. You have inputted what your name is and your mom's name like a thousand times.

I haven't even done that. I know this is literally Batty has to tap up and then he hits a probably 60 times and then reset. Yeah, that's that's pretty, pretty close. Yeah. Oh, with another up in there. Just one more up. It's up a 60 times up a one more time

than I reset. I can do it with my eyes closed, head down on my desk. I know this because I did it three times in a row. What if you got it? I hear the second up. And they didn't tell you. I don't trust chat. I would never trust them. What I'm hoping for is that he gets a special Pokemon.

He's like, yeah. And the game actually like hard freezes. It's like a console freeze. Just out of muscle memory. He didn't just back out. No. So the thing is, I'm never going to accidentally do it. It's too long.

So older Pokemon games, you could do this too. But the reset period was only like 30 seconds. It was a very quick process. This one takes long and there's extra fucking steps in it. So for me to muscle memory, fuck this up, it'd be, it's just not going to happen. Well, that one guy did reset. Oh yeah. The streamer.

Yeah. We talked about this last time, but, or two episodes ago, but yeah, I'm still doing this. I've been doing this for three episodes of our fucking podcast which is like a month yeah 14 days though 15 days you guys record a lot of these you know but i don't know no we actually do we actually just had a little bit of a backlog for once two episodes that's a little bit of a backlog for us two episodes it's unheard of on this honestly we we had had like two weeks without it. We've been really good. No, we've been really good. I know. We've got to fluck. Yes, let's fluck to go over.

We have been every Wednesday. The holidays fucked us up. That was it. We had Thanksgiving happen, so we didn't record one. They're really easy to lose track of, huh? Honestly, yes. I had one called Idiots. I did like 14 episodes, and then it disappeared.

And then I've done like one recently and i was doing them every day they're 10 minutes long jeez and they were stupid was it just you yeah was it a podcast about were you talking to yourself or did you actually have something recording it no no i was just me talking and just ranting. I was hoping it was like a pump-up podcast. Like you gave like motivation. No, very much not so. One of them was about... Very much not so. I just kind of tell a story about something that happened. And one of them had like gone to Target.

And I went to the bathroom, which I'm not proud of. But, you know, sometimes you have to go to the bathroom. And you're at a supermarket. And you destroy it. It's not the best bathroom in the world. This is a very different... You'd love to hold it until you get home,

but sometimes you call when you go home because now's the time. Man, I poop in a lot of everywhere. That's true. There's a difference, Eli. Military. When you're in the military,

you don't give a fuck where you poop anymore. Yeah. So I'd gone in and there was pubic hair all over the seat and then I was just... Yeah, I'd just sit on the chair. I don't give a fuck anymore. I anymore yeah well so i'd gone in and there was like pubic hair all over the seat and then i was yeah i just sit on the shower i don't know if they have alopecia of the testicles and if that's the case i was apologizing so they're just real bald but then i was like i

was like i was like i don't know maybe some guy comes to target and he was like he was like my razor's dead and this is getting out of control i gotta go and he couldn't wait till he got home he just went in the bathroom and just shaved it right there. Because he had some important thing to get to. He had a meeting that's going to involve him showing his balls. Quick shout out to my boy, Jimmy Jimenez.

Hey, man. I love you, even though you have alopecia. But then, nothing. There's nothing. Oh, shit. But then I basically contemplated on, like, I should scoop it up and go to the bathroom. Because there was also a guy whistling in the bathroom.

There's nothing more conspicuous that you can do. Well, I'm like, it was you. It was you. It was you. He was just hanging out whistling in the bathroom. Who just. Shaving his penis. Who, like, just in public, walking around by themselves, whistles.

People have done something wrong. Like, this is going to throw him off the fucking. This is going to throw them off the fucking scent. Why does he sound like an eagle? I can't whistle. You can't whistle? You'll sound like an eagle in a western movie. Donut, can you whistle? Yeah.

Oh. I can do the very high pitched whistle. A little flex? But that's... Oh, Jesus. I'm sure everyone loves that. What? Anybody else in the world does that?

Make the face to the cameras. Oh, you also kind of make your mouth attack. Oh, my God. What is that? Why am I still holding these imaginary peeps? Damien still. Watch out, don't spill them. He's still holding them.

That was the ending. I was like, I should take them along. I should go out in the stall. Finally, I was in. You know what you did? That was one of the episodes. Do you just look for the guy who's scratching a little bit? No, I'm looking at whistling.

He's just walking around Target with your pubes. Don't worry, I'm doing public service. Today took a turn. The guy goes... Can I ask you an important question? Yes. What is your tattoo sleeve? I have no idea. Danny's a three year old can I ask you an important question yes what is your tattoo sleeve what is it

yeah I have no idea we've had this discussion I know I love it it was a fantastic tattoo it was called Shonzi it was in New Jersey

then New York I think it's back in Jersey now but we I basically gave him the reins I was 17 and he designed all this crazy stuff and it's like a

like a head i think is that an octopus eye there's a no no no that one no over this one that one right there this one i can't remember that one it's like a double goat eye it's yeah octopus eye there's like it's just a whole bunch of shit i didn't finish it for the same reason we talked about in the car earlier where like i don't know if any if any is it scroll down or scroll scroll down your tattoo like looks like it's in pain yeah um was it's the same thing that we talked about in the car where like there's been so many times where he's like hey you want me to finish it i'm like no i just wanted to bring this up talking about fucking tattoos and how much i fucking hate

them yeah you almost threw up the other day i I did. I was getting my kneecap tattoo. It's not the kneecap exactly. It's the circle around the kneecap where your patella moves a little bit. That circle makes me want to vomit. I had it completely covered. My knees are all fucked up too

so I'm sure that didn't help. I hated it. It's because of all that war. The walking I did around the US. US dude ask him where he deployed to no I did no I know no he knows we've you've done this before as well as the first time yeah you've embarrassed me every chance you get stories never embarrass you ever not ever in my life zero touch my ceiling. Patty, can we talk about the special guest we might have soon? Who?

I don't even know about this one. I'm going to put up a mirror. No, we're not. I don't want it. Oh! Yeah, okay. I know what you're talking about now. That's amazing. I'm sad. I love you and Donut

both had the same idea. You text the exact same thing Donut did. Guys, we're not revealing this secret yet. I'm sad again. The biggest secret is there's no guest. That's the M. Night Shyamalan twist to this story. Have you talked to this person? He's down. He's in Austin.

Oh! He flew here from Florida. This guy was easy. He loves bass. He has hand tattoos that are circled. Have you heard him talk? Oh, it's completely different. That is the only one I was like,

this is not. He doesn't sound like Lola from Big Mouth at all. What's the line? Hold on. What's the Lola from Big Mouth line? I got it. Wrong! Lola's right here, you fucking Brusselssels crowd i've never seen i've never seen the show really i don't like it you would you can't you i've seen clips so many times i'm like i don't

care about this type of you would love this show it's so good it's literally just dick jokes the entire show is dick jokes i've never heard of it you've never heard of big mouth no never mind big mouth who who wrote that? It's Nick Kroll. It's Nick Kroll and... I forget his fucking name. The guy who looks like he is going to knock on your door and tell you about Jesus. What the fuck does that mean? I mean, you know what that means.

Like he looks like a Jehovah's Witness. Yeah. That doesn't help. That doesn't... My phone's over there, so I've got to look it up. John Mulaney. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. I've got to find a little big mouth baddie's like cool i do i can i it's terrifying how like like my voice and nick kroll when i get like what the fuck when i do that

baddie do you who was that motherfucker we raided i think it was your buddy that sounded identical to me this was you oh shit um batty was like you suggested raid or whatever and I went over to his chat and I was like I don't remember who it was I was like batty this sounds like in my head when my

voice sounds when I hear it I was like identical to this human crazy when you hear it i was like identical to this human crazy when you hear it yes and i was like uh no no so we went over to raid him and i was like hey what's your discord because he was live he's like oh this and i hopped and i was like just pull me in real quick and then i started talking and then he started talking i started talking you couldn't tell chat was like i don't know who's fucking talking if i didn't have a face it sounds like you're talking to yourself and you're just replying it was fucking creepy and i do not have been having phone sex ever since yes every night you like

fuck yeah you love it was the the little why won't you pants me line this is what always fucking gets me it's this shit i shit. Thank you for including me. Andrew, why won't you pants me? I'm wearing one of my mom's thongs. And I put tanning cream all over my butt cheek. Andrew, why won't you pants me?

I'm wearing one of my mom's thongs. And I put tanning cream all over my butt cheeks. Oh my god that's the same I've never I've never watched that before I've never seen the show before

but that one everyone was like yo you sound like Lola from Big Brother I'm like I don't know what you talk about what are you talking about it's literally

how I talk but I'm mad and I hate it I hate it so much what the fuck yeah Nick Kroll, bro. What's up, dude? How many did you do at, Danny? This is number three, but I also did tequila shots a lot.

Oops. Did you? Nice. We didn't have any shots for... I didn't have any tequila. I drank all the tequila. Do you only drink tequila? Yeah. Not whiskey? Not usually. I'll drink Jameson from time to time. Do we do a shot with special guests? We need to do something.

Is he a special guest? What makes him more special than all our other guests? All our other guests. He's special. Yeah, he's special. I just picture him spitting in his hand for nothing. He's just like, what do I do with this? Only Eli can say the word.

We can't. I have a pass. He's artistic. That's fine. He sings. He's artistic. Art pass? Yeah.

Yeah. It's an art pass. That's not how that works. Nope. Internet's going to cancel us. Again. I don't have any passes. So I used to be in Asgard, Alexandria.

This time it was not my decision. They asked you to go away. Twitter said, nah. Have you played any other video games we'll actually try to yes yeah yeah i tried i tried rainbow didn't hate it but it was rainbow six right yeah so i was but i played that on the um the gamepad thing yep there's literally not enough buttons so i couldn't wait gamepads have so many buttons no no but like you have a shitty gamepad it's that uh razor one yeah the tartarus yeah there's literally like you need to go further

because there's obviously the the lean and oh yeah i forgot there aren't enough and all that there aren't enough you need you need like more of a judging you a little bit i mean i could probably you could make it work just fine yeah but I'm not willing to reprogram the entire thing to do. Oh, yep. That's what you have to do. Q and E? Q and E wouldn't... Q and A. Q and A. Right?

Yeah. No. Q and E. Q and E. You're right. Yeah, those are the leans. Yeah. So it's...

But as I was doing it, it was like there was shit that I physically couldn't do because I was like... You didn't want to reprogram it. I'm not going to do it. Yeah, that's what you have to do with the razor ones. So I tried that. I to reprogram it. I'm not going to do that. Yeah, that's what you have to do with the Razor ones. So, I tried that. I didn't hate it, but I still kind of preferred

the movement and the pace of Call of Duty. I think it's much quicker. It all goes down to that's what I learned on and spent so much time on. Yeah. Everything is compared to it.

Yeah, absolutely. I tried the last battlefield one time. It's trash. Yeah. Garbage. We've had like four episodes where we just shit on that. We literally like four episodes where we just shit on that.

We literally, every episode we just shit on it. Like five, not even five minutes of one match and I just uninstalled it. Good. I think we should continue this streak.

Fuck Battlefield 242. I pre-ordered the new one. Didn't love that either. Didn't like it? The new one? The new Battlefield. Oh, Battlefield 242. That's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's awful. It's absolutely garbage. I meant the new one the new oh Battlefield 24 2

that's what we're talking about it's awful yeah it's absolutely the last one I tried first oh

was that Battlefield 1 1 I don't know World War 1 it had it's moments it wasn't great though I don't like

old timey shit it's one of the biggest things yeah World War 1 so the new one 24 2 was trash yeah don't like it

don't like it um I tried what else did I try I tried Rogue Company didn't like that too futuristic tried Halo don't like it. Don't like it. I tried... What else did I try? I tried Rogue Company. Didn't like that. Too futuristic. Yeah, I hated Rogue Company.

Tried Halo. Don't like it. Too futuristic. I don't like futuristic shit either. I've heard good things about... So Halo is one we're trying to play because the combat mechanics are apparently really good when you...

The new Halo. Halo Infinite. The one that just came out. So here's something I did see. I've got a couple friends who've been playing it a lot. They're all mouse and keyboard players. And they're like, do it on a controller though.

If you're going to play Halo, do controller. Really? Apparently even from like. I've heard that too. To be totally honest. Top tier pro players have. Aim assist. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You do. The top tier. Like the top thing is like 5 or 10% players on mouse and keyboard have lower accuracy than the middle tier controller. Oh, so it's hard aim assist. Yeah.

That was like, did you play the new Vanguard? Oh my God. I leveled up the STG and the MP40. Dude, the aim assist on that one. Did you see how the aim assist how good it was no like that shit would like snap i was watching we were like getting kills and it'd be like i died i died i died and i'm like what the fuck and it goes to the replay and i'm like how is

this and he's like what like straight to the head it's wild fucking just cheats controllers if you can play on a controller with really high sensitivity and just aim assist because that's and it tracks it tracks you too and i was like because warzone has some anim assist yeah and you're like was there a bug especially when you know how to use it you just caught that bug eat it eat it eat it eat it eat the bug

eat it eat it eat it eat it my 12 do I need to listen to my friend you're the higher 12 you don't fucking eat it and Eli died that day

yeah I leveled up those two but then it was like that was in the the first three days before I even realized how broken all the shotguns were

and then I just stopped do you have shotguns I was having a blast I was just like I was like oh yeah I always use shotguns and

what's nice about Warzone is no one uses no one uses a shotgun in Warzone other than your boy. And your boy doesn't lose close engagements now because they don't have to fucking aim down sight. It's like Tarkov when you just... It's the leg meta shotgun. Yeah.

I have that exact thing where I'm just like... I just jump around. I'm like... I got legs around. I'm going to hit something. That's the other game I tried. Actually, I tried tried destiny is all I thought I was super good at there I was basically in the menu Cuz there's bots yeah

My drummer James plays it I was like final download it and I was like I'm as you can like shitting on everyone And he was like he's like he's like what how much you know like I don't know I'm like just running around the map and just killing me. Like what map? Those are, what map? The open world with all the bots?

Yeah. Yeah. That's literally all I was doing. But I texted you about it because I pre-ordered Taco. I didn't know it was still a beta. Yeah. But I've also since learned

why I hated it so much. And it's because I didn't know they do resets and shit. Yep. So I went in, in in like i can't remember what month it was it was whenever i texted you a while ago it was and it was like when people are running like million dollar loadouts because they've been playing for three months you joined at the very end of a wipe cycle so everybody has everything unlocked and you're

showing up with like a shitty fucking vest in an ak that's probably gonna jam after its fourth round it wasn't good i got my christmas gun i went to the website they did they did yeah yeah this one went away this year or with this last reset i think but see this is where you stream tarkov and you team up with batty or any of the people because they give us you have to teach us i mean they quit streaming well they give us weapons that's loadout what they just give you like loadout so they'll like we call them viewer kits yeah viewer i'm like hey everybody's watching me i don't feel like doing anything today bring me a kit and they'll build a gun and they'll put a whole kid they're like see if you can survive with this and i'm like murder murder murder or i just die

instead of like that's like 10 mil they'll be like here's 10 mil and everything i'm trying to escape and you're like i remember when you had like 30 million and like weapon cases and then back gave me all the top gear and i was like all right i don't give a fuck fuck your money because normally if they give you a lot of stuff they expect you to just try to get off the map without fighting people i was like nah i'm going for it wasn't good i died yeah i want to i want to try again when it's like kind of a beginning of a cycle and uh later this month or next month probably okay it's it's we're at the very end again i still got like four people but i mean you can kill anybody with anything that's the one that's the one thing that's nice about tarkov that i killed him with kindness ben then probably not i killed donald with a grenade the first time we played hey i remember that one time you shot me

in tarkov that one time where you i thought i cleared the gun i like took the magazine oh my god i forgot it this was like two years ago i took the magazine out because you can take the magazine i was like big baddie what's up he's like what click he's like boom it's like so me and elia were playing tarkov and i was and i was being funny clicking an empty gun at eli so like pulling the trigger pulling the hammer bag pulling the trigger there was nothing in the gun though i knew it was empty it was a shotgun so it's a tube there's no mag eli has a rifle an ars or an ak i don't fucking remember what it was and four but he's like i'm gonna do it to you watch this as he pulls the mag out puts it in his rig, points the gun at my face

I was like, Eli! and then he fires, and of course being an AR or an AK, whatever it fucking was there's a round on the chamber and so gun safety Eli blew my fucking head off as his teammate, and just stood there

screeching and audibly for 30 seconds i threw the gun down i was like he did i ran off the drop gun deleted the vibe donut did a shooting breakdown it was great it was a full loop we're like thanks for that bud the first time me and donut played we all played together and we had bitbot commands at that time so god bitbot is chaos bitbot is you know bits on yeah it's programmed to another it's programmed to twitch and it works with it reads your your twitch bit donations and then it does you have your your automated system built out that it's like hey

this many bits is donated it does an immediate action in the game so it does hotkeys or shit like that 60 was a 60 bits is a random round fires like instantly it's like someone going 60 bits your gun just goes off you're like i didn't even click it it doesn't matter the game did yeah uh i forget how many was one grenade there was grenades 7777 for four grenades a helicopter It would make you spin in a circle Throwing grenades in the air Or there was mag dumps in a circle You go prone

People would chain Or you talk and it's so annoying Oh yeah you try to be quiet fighting a person And all of a sudden your dude would start talking You're like shut your fucking Fuck you chap Then you throw your mag on the And you're like, shut your fucking, fuck you chap, no cheeky breaky. And then you throw your mag on the ground

and you're like, god damn it. And you're like, put it back in your gun and you're like, huh. And then they'd make you go prone and throw a grenade at the same time.

So you'd lay on your own grenade. That was fun. Love that. Because it was a command that made you look straight down first. It took your mouse, you look straight down, throw a grenade at your feet

and then go prone. And it takes so long to stand up you're just like this is the end i'm dead now and chat will waste money and or i have a i wish i knew about this when i was streaming i have a clip where i'm watching a dude walk i was like there's a guy we're on lab what's it labs yeah labs which is the expensive one and i see his feet i'm like okay he's about to crest here i can get this caught chicken bricky throws my mouth i was like fuck you and then my guys start spinning and i die instantly i'm like oh me and donuts first raid together i'm like okay guys we're gonna play with donut it's gonna be a good time grenade hot killed straight in the air we had just started. It was in a factory.

Yeah, literally. The game just started. He's like, yeah, grenade. I may have to start the stream again to do that. It is fun. How many can you have on a team? Four. Four.

Four players or five if you're doing the cheapy scav runs. Cool, we do an episode of this. I would live to get E-Line Donut back in Tarkov. Cool, we do an episode of this. I would live to get Eli Donut back in Tarkov. I haven't played it in a couple months. When is the actual game coming? Never. I haven't played Tarkov.

I just bought it. It's been in beta since early 2017. I started playing mid 2017. Alpha was before that. It was in alpha for a couple years. There's no end of the beta, though. it's kind of like in the star citizen realm where people just throw money at the devs without caring about the actual development cycle or if the game's ever going to be completed so yeah you're still buying it yeah i mean we're nowhere closer to like a complete game now than

we were what does a complete game look like though like for what's like what what is the the end goal is all the maps the individual maps are one big map kind of warzone style yes honestly but without the battle royale aspect to it did you see that call of duty is talking about doing a uh uh tarkov style hopefully i don't know somebody somebody should do it next year i'd be happy with that well like losing kits and stuff well so they're doing with the with vanguard warzone coming out they're having regular br regular br on the new map then they're having vanguard warzone they're having deep throats the mic it's a thing we do here we don't watch those matt's done that one there Matt's done that one.

There's a lot of man on that mic right now. And we just ate, like, I would say so much garlic sauce. The next guest is going to... You will remember me. Yeah. Just check it out. Then there's going to be Vanguard Warzone, which is only Vanguard guns.

And the new... Map is Pacific. Yeah, but the regular one's also going to be Vanguard Warzone, which is only Vanguard guns. And the new... Map, the Pacific map. Yeah, but the regular one's also going to be that map, but you can use all the guns. But then the Vanguard one's only Vanguard guns. You can't buy loadout until the regular one drops. Interesting. And new vehicles, which I think is like planes and stuff as well. Planes, trains, and all the things.

And then with the new modern warfare it's supposed to be there's a new game mode coming out there's like tarkov style hardcore plus basically yeah like realism i'm down for which i actually don't hate the sound of it i hate the sound of the background i don't want to use it when i played called it it was hardcore that's all i would do i hated bullet sponge psychopathic time to kill battlefield is one shot way more bullet sponge than any game i've ever no worst game i've played no battlefield was worse i this i've played two games of the new halo infinite yeah is it crazy i mean it's yeah even with the battle rifle it's like you're putting like so many bullets

into someone to kill them which is crazy because when you play warzone especially if you came to warzone

and you're like man that guy has three plates I've played warzone I played it on Matt's account yeah and you shoot him

because you I asked buddy to come play warzone he said no I will not do it I hate it I hate it so much I know it. He said no. I will not do it. I hate it. I hate it so much.

I know it's a hard no. And it's like, it doesn't matter if it's spending time together. It's still no. Yeah. I rather get another tattoo. He turns down Danny Warsnott. I will get my kneecap tattooed again before I go. Danny's biggest fan is still like, fuck you.

I'm not playing. I thought you were my biggest fan. I am still like, fuck you, I'm not playing. I thought you were my biggest fan. I am. Yeah. Fuck you, I'm not playing that goddamn game. Teach a dark off. I'm not gonna play Warzone. Not gonna put 200 gigs of that bullshit

on my fucking computer. I saw a theory about that that actually kind of makes sense where they were like, if you look outside the maps, there's so much shit that renders in that isn't involved in the game at all oh yeah you're like they literally do it so it takes up more space in your hard drive so you have to uninstall other shit to

keep you on that game longer because you don't oh my god that is a terrifying because you have to actually get rid of other games to make room for it so you can only play the game so you just play that game if you want a representation of what war zone it is like buying the single beer but getting this entire case and all these cans but they're all empty but you have that one full beer that's war zone oh we didn't think people it's a chip bag oh what should we do so much air like nine chips yeah exactly oh yeah what is our our question for chat today is what is your favorite asking alexandria song oh you should definitely not use any from the album that danny wants that's okay hey you know you know fun fact i've never listened to that album

hold on you've never listened to that album there's only one good song on it that's what i've heard guys okay, okay, I got a better question. Okay, here we go. Competition in chat. One, for Asking Alexandria. Two, for Smash Mouth. Two. Go.

Two. Two. Or just Photoshop Danny on Guy Fieri's body. And I'll be like, 100% We made fun of Eli for being a small Spartan in the new

Halo game and there's a glitch where it makes one smaller than everybody else. Yeah there was a glitch with the small one.

I was like fine I'll be the odd job of. Well you don't even know me. God I hate this No I've played two games.

You've played two games. You've never played GoldenEye. I can make an odd job joke. I saw the movie GoldenE Halo. You've never played Goldeneye. I can make an odd job joke. I saw the movie Goldeneye. You said you played...

Yeah, Pierce Brosnan. Did you see the new... I'm excited to see it. Is it good? Bro, we can't ruin anything. They're whispering to themselves. Is it good? Here's how good it is.

They could leave that as the last James Bond ever, and it would be perfectly fine. A hundred percent. Yeah, if they never replaced James Bond, I'd be a hundred percent. So it's much better than Casino Royale. I thought Casino Royale was one of the best Bond movies ever. Did you know Casino Royale is rated

as one of the highest rated Bond movies of all time? That's when they finally accepted that Daniel Craig's actually a dope Bond. Yeah. Wait, wasn't that the first one? Yeah, that was the first one. That was his first one. Yeah, yeah. That's the one that everybody shits on.

That's the best Bond of all time. They shit on it before it came out, and then it came out, and they were like, actually, this is really good. I'm not going to fight it right now, but fuck Casino Royale. There's some dumb stuff like Aston Martin flipping on the road because he turned hard. Or the entire

poker scene, the gambling scene where the guy's like, that's his tail. The chick doesn't realize there's a fucking tail. They make the guy's obvious tail. He's like, it's a movie. It's a terrible movie. It's the highest rated movie. What's your terrible movie it's the highest rated movie

what's your favorite movie my favorite like a Bond movies no movie ooh probably something Lord of the Rings related

yeah related they just walk for three fucking days well I mean like of the three I don't know I don't know if I could pick

one of the three Lord of the Rings movies definitely nothing the biggest hardest one with the horse the one that's a history of violence with stair in great scene oh no you said the R word and it's not retard unsubscribe I had a D to the end of our are you assuming they already did it

unsubscribe unsubscribe what Danny what big things are next for you that we can actually like and asking Alexandria

yeah well I don't care about you as an individual or your country album honestly but you as a band what was your

I didn't know you made a country album I like it are you fucking with us right now no he really did he really did. He really did. Okay.

I'm going to go listen to it. Yeah. Chill the fuck out. Jesus Christ, man. There are a couple questionable numbers on that album. But there's some gold on the record. One of my favorite songs I ever wrote called High is on the record. There's also a song called I Feel Like Shit, which I wrote after a very heavy night drinking and that's the theme song for drinking also another one called don't have a

drink which i believe is right before it in that in that video i went across the street from my uh my old place in nashville to a place called jack brown's burger joint in nashville if you're in the area definitely go get it it's fucking amazing Don't go there every day like I did. You get fat real fast. But I went in there, and before they lost their liquor license, why they lost their liquor license? Was it you? Did you?

We shot the music video unannounced. We just went in there and set up a camera, and I think I took like 38 shots. Just back to back while the song was playing. This man's dead. You it oops jesus i do have a side story i don't know if i can tell on we can make can we talk about can we talk about the song you know okay hold on hold on hold on hold on i'm not ready to hold on this was a while ago i was a girl i was talking to was talking about like oh blah blah blah i was like

oh she's cute oh this is great we're talking she's like oh well um i was like have you she was talking about something with some girl close shit you're talking about stupid i think i might and you went on a date with them oh no i don't know this oh this is a girl that actually went on a date with you oh yeah it was was it like a tinder date no i don't it was so this girl i was talking to is like yeah well i've known some well i've i've went on some date with some uh music people and i was like oh music people she's like and i i knew what type of music she liked i was like oh hi she's like yeah but they're like kind of famous you wouldn't know them i was like oh you went on a date with them though and like i don't know if i should tell you i was like tell me and they're like well so this is a weird conversation to have i know and it was like but it was well there's this lead singer from a band called asking

alexandria you probably don't know tell me a name of someone i've never met before and no i forgot i forget their name i'll pull up a picture. Because they were like, yeah, I went on a date. I went on a date. That date sucked. I never went on a date. Oh, okay. You said the conversation.

Yeah, and I was like, wait. And she was like, yeah. I was like, oh, the lead singer of Asking Alexandria. And she was like, yeah. It was okay, blah, blah, blah. And like talking about it. And I was like, uh uh-huh did you send a picture of you and danny like uh like pictures of you and me online it's kind of weird for her

to bring up no i think she knew that that's i feel like she knew i know that's why i was just like what the fuck it was a weird this was again a while ago like fucking ages ago and i was like that's so fucking random in the country state you always been i've been in like one i two three id blast my brain i don't know who i'm talking to you guys san antonio my brain doesn't work as good. Definitely not. If they're from San Antonio, then why? No, it's not. It's fucking. I'll look it up after. But I was like, wait, this is great.

I'm so curious. Now I'll show you. And you're like, oh my God. You want to fuck my girlfriend? Okay, wait. We're going to lean away for a second. I love you so much, Danny. I'm so sorry, Lori.

Oh, they're looking. Oh, look at that. She's like this. She's just gnawing a bell. Oh, no. She's a good-looking girl, though. She's just gnawing a bell. I can't wait. I think she said you were drunk.

I was definitely drunk. Oh, no. Especially if this was a long time ago I don't think I've ever been on a sober date In my life I feel that Can we talk about the music video now? Which one? What do you mean which music video?

I have been in one music video in my entire life oh there's music you oh shit oh shit i forget you were in that the one how we no i forget like fucking there was donut was in it every danny what music video are we talking about we're talking The R. Kelly video. Oh, yeah, that one. The R. Kelly video that you guys did? When he pissed in your mouth. I mean, yeah, sure. And you sung.

How difficult was it being? The woo, woo, woo. So. That was the entire video. After the R. Kelly video, how difficult was it being a child star? Yes. Catapulted me into the spotlight. I forgot about that.

The Matt Best and fucking Danny Worsnop when we layer words to rest songs. For me it's to rest. Guys, this is his. Swan song. Yeah, his voice is delicious. It was so good. We got together. Me, you, Donut, Matt, JT, Logan, fucking Grizzly Force.

Like, everyone got together for a Veterans Day video. And Danny, hang his heart out. If we can take one second before we do anything. If you want to know the natural difference between Batty sing, the wheels on the bus go round and round. Go. I'm going to make him do it. I'm going to make me do it.

Then I'm going to make him do it. Go. Wheels on the bus go round. Sing it, though. I don't know how to sing. Sing it. I can't. Try it.

I can't. You do the fake stuff first. No, I don't. That's just me screeching into the abyss. Do that. Screech into the abyss. The wheels on the bus go round and round. Oh, I'm all sick and shit.

Say that. Yeah, shut up. The wheels on the bus go round and round. But yeah. The wheels on the bus go round and round. What the fuck was that? I'm trying to put in more effort than you guys. It was even worse.

No, so much. Judge me. What the fuck was that? That was terrible. I'm not the musician. You could have not tried and it would have been better than that. That's what I don't. That's why I don't try that. Next time, don't try.

Danny, you're up. The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round. Round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round all day. Okay, you're a little flat there. I am such a boner right now.

This is like hard as a rock. Now, Batty, try again. Well. Oh, God. All the blood is left in my head is in my penis right now. I remember one time, because it was when you started learning piano.

That's why I thought that. And you started playing, and I do not play the piano well. I can play chords on the piano. I purposefully have never learned how to play piano. It's my favorite instrument in the world, and I don't want to ruin it. Because with everything I've ever learned how to do, the second I know how to do it and I perfect it in a way that is, for me, right, I just critique the instrument when everyone else picks it up.

I love the piano so much that I don't want to be able to do that. So I actively don't learn. I can play chords. And, like, one hand is a metronome. The other hand is a moving chord. That's it. Danny not giving a fuck about the piano is better than most people trying. I know. I hate it. No, no, no guys have been super good at piano he'd post it posted a video I think

Jared had posted someone afterwards and then I posted something I was like fuck you both and I that was singing as well you did you did meaning I went back and forth and I was singing stuff to him of voice notes and stuff and we ended up in a super deep conversation about the music industry where I showed him how fucking horrible the world of jazz was. That's when you threw the piano away. Yeah, you started the story.

His video was him throwing his keyboard away. That's right. Yeah. Because Danny started singing The Wheels on the Bus and I just took my computer out. The Wheels on the Bus? Yeah, it was.

I was like, Danny can sing this. I took my keyboard out and i just threw it in the fucking trash i was like i'm not even gonna try dude it's not even fair i know it's like me trying to learn how to play the bass like as best i can then matt showed up and he's like oh yeah you're you're doing pretty good man he just picks up he just starts slaying shit i'm like he's just like what song you're doing i'll just learn it you see matt is also a better guitarist than I am. Matt's been playing for so long. And dedicated so much focus to it. Because that's his outlet.

He does the same thing I do with so many things. Where it's everything he has fun with, he finds a way to turn into a job. Which I did for so many things. Which is another reason I stopped streaming. Because I was like, I basically just turned me in. Just for fun now. Just for fun now. Wow.

You don't even charge anyone. Like, man. What did you say at the beginning? When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life. Thank you. Thank you. He's at the back of a McDonald's soft serve machine. It's a good thing. It's a good thing.

It's a good thing I still hate sucking dick. Still got to learn one day, Twitter. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. If you have to spend 20 bucks to suck a guy's dick, I mean, listen, there are worse lives to live. Donut tips well, so. It's Batty's backup plan. Oh, man. Oh, cum.

Yeah, we haven't mentioned cum. Yeah, cum. Holy shit. Have you guys heard of cum? I did. We did, but it was before the cameras and microphones were on. Yeah, it was true.

We did, man. Yeah, cum. Oops, sorry. Donut, can you give us a spiel about cum real quick? All right, so cum has as much protein as a handful of almonds.

That's true. How much cum? That's actually true. I don't know. I don't know i don't know like a peter north tin roper might be an energy or like a protein drink but your average size fucking load of cum has as much protein as start a protein company that just says peter north i own energy cum.com I see I'm not fucking

with you see here's the thing I don't know how true because I've the amount of times I've typed this into my fitness

panel and yeah I'm like trying to check my macros and stuff first off it's not in there but

I think it'd be in there if we knew everything else is in there yeah it's like it's like half a gram there. It's like half a gram. I think it's like half a gram of protein per cum.

Per load. Per rope. Per handful. Per rope. There has to be like a table spoon, a milliliter. There's a measurement for this. How many quarts? What's metric?

Hey, Patty, why is our episode demonetized this time? Why is it yellow? If I'm six foot, 220 pounds How many quarts do I need to consume to reach macros? I like how the YouTube reviewer isn't even going to make it this far And like, I've been quiet this whole time It's a cum? Are we talking about cum?

I know I need my fats and my carbs So I like dip buttered bread into Come on your bread oh my god Like toast minute 30 pops wait you last five minutes oh on a good day i was giving like the stretch of five minutes girl you know what my favorite cum thing is freshwater jellyfish huh you ever come in the shower yes i'm so confused freshwater jellyfish i'm not a big j-o-er of standing up a big j-o-er yeah you jerking off

you've never jerked off weird i've absolutely jerked off standing up doing that is very uncomfortable i'm not like this is not like the last couple steps. You know, when it's like someone else has done the work and then someone with better aim is required. Look at you aiming still. When you're aiming

for someone in particular. There's a little bit of spite involved. You're like, hey, enjoy the conjunctivitis, bitch. Conjunctivitis? It's when you eye goop. Eye goop. It's eye goop.

I got you. That's some pink eye. No, I can't tell the story. Clear eye. I can't tell the story because it's not my story. I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you off this, but it's incredible. Because it's not my story, I don't know i don't know it's i'll tell you off this but it's incredible because it's not

my story i'm like i don't i don't yeah can you i mean no one's looking for a podcast yeah can you replicate what if eli was the girl i know well i don't know the girl is the main thing perfect i'm the guy eli's the girl i'm not even i'm not even let's reversecoe you wear dresses more than me I'm gonna be so vague about this I know a guy or more specifically knew a guy oh he's dead, he's passed he hasn't died, I haven't seen him in a song

maybe he's dead, maybe he's alive yeah we don't know, this is a story of mystery this could be anybody and they were at a restaurant? no they were at a hotel it could be anybody. And they were at... A restaurant? No, they were at a hotel. It could be any hotel. Any hotel.

In the world. Definitely a Hilton Inn. A motel. I can't tell you what hotel it was. I can't tell you. There were two trees involved. Who's the comedian? Okay.

I don't know, but that was a good joke. He's dead? Mitch Hedberg. Oh! You knew Mitch? No, no. That isn't through the stories,

but that's who the joke was. Yeah, it was the joke. Yeah, it was the joke. My favorite comedian ever, by the way. So, he was with a girl. She was being a dickhead.

So he waited until she fell asleep, put porn on, jerked off, cupped into his palm, just slowly glazed off of the top of her eye so that it just dry

while she's sleeping. And in the morning at the event they were going to told everyone what was happening but she didn't know so she thought

she had conjunctivitis. This picture waking up to this. And he's like don't touch it, don't touch it it don't touch it, don't make it worse. Don't make it worse, leave it. Let me put salt on it. Don't break down the enzymes. That's the hardest way we were ever

going to end this podcast, I think. We set a new stage. Hard. Well, come. And that's why you don't be a bitch. Thanks for the cum donut yeah it was my time to shine i gotta reel this back in real quick video games no no no come yeah hold on hey with the whole metaverse and to central land and everything coming how long do you think that it's going to take for there to be a full come video game anyway i wonder if we get the podcast on pornhub

and you can literally just upload that we can pretty sure you can just upload that we talk about coming up it's literally like youtube i would love if we explode on like pornhub that's our like pornhub i'm not joking i'm gonna look at it didn't uh didn't fucking what's it what's his name the country singer who does all the songs about titties and pussy? I don't know anything about country singers. I know... Matt listens to it. Matt loves that guy. Yeah, I've talked to him a couple times.

I'm forgetting his name. But he drops his music videos on Pornhub. Rodney Carrington? No. No. Fuck, what is that guy? We'll figure it out.

Yeah, next time. It's not important. It's super important. I'm going to try to get unsubscribed on Pornhub. That's my goal for the week. Next week. Next week. Literally, yeah it's not important but it's super i'm gonna try to get a subscribe on pornhub that's my goal for the week next week next week literally i'm pretty sure you just upload it and it's there yeah their ctr is super good too i also i also think it's like you don't have to no no we have to change the titles no no i know you don't have to upload porn on there because there is one

amazing account on pornhub that i someone i'd seen online or someone had sent me, I don't remember. But it's literally a guy who, no, no, no. It's literally a fucking guy by himself who does like forehead kisses and stuff. He makes fun of the entire thing. It's hilarious. He's like, like, his shirt all the way buttoned up, no tie-dye. Like just mega dark, like zero sexual undertones, period. He's a comedian.

He's an actual comedian who just has an entire porn hub show. That's him just like, for his kids, just like doing, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just be like, pretends. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, nice boyfriend wakes up and makes breakfast or something. And he comes in, it's like, it's all POV, but it's like, he's's like it's all POV super nice homie shit that's some level of porn I ain't ready for three American men surround British man but it's on Pornhub that's where he uploads it it's hilarious see that's great we can do that that's easy there's no nudity there's literally nothing dirty about it three americans tag team yeah englishman british is it

english or british both yeah can you do your english accent british you did the hendo one let's nope you're not gonna do that in front of danny oh i started in here with doing that it's terrible and fucking thank you for watching unsubscribed we're ending this shit show now today of course as always eli and donna and our very very very special guest danny warsop of asking alexandria i i don't if you made it this far i apologize you're welcome danny battle puss battle pussy and batty streams take your microphone because now we have to waste three minutes while you touch yourself and the camera's running i've always said when you gotta go you gotta go but why would he start the camera? With masturbation.

Oh, I mean, yeah, that's fair. He should have brought the camera. Yeah. Viewers. Viewers. I mean, this is gonna be, so this little bit right here, this is gonna go at the end of the episode, and he's not gonna know. Discover the magic of BetMGM Casino,

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