Unsubscribe Podcast - 35 - Cancelled ft. Arab

Episode Date: December 29, 2021

Unsubscribe Podcast - Ep 35 - Cancelled Ft. Arab AND THE ROLL OF AWESOME GUESTS CONTINUE!! Today we got @Arab !!!!!! As always things get SPICY HARD AND FAST. Apparently we just do shots now too. We talk about Arabs rise to fame on twitch, Twitch Bans, coom, college discount codes, THE INSANITY THAT IS ARABS IRL STREAMS, and we tell the story of how Eli didnt know he was a twitch partner for MONTHS. whew. honestly we are getting canceled. we have to. SPICY BOIZ GO FOLLOW ARAB!!! https://www.twitch.tv/arab https://www.youtube.com/c/YourFellowArab https://www.instagram.com/arab/ ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's fine. Okay, you're good. Ready? Three, two... That was good. It's all cracked. Oh, we gotta go straight in the... Straight in the shots. Yeah. Yup.

Or is this just what we do now? Cheers! We're just getting blackout on every podcast? Apparently. The f*** is that? We're talking... It's like that... That's gonna be hard too.

It was that sauce show hot ones it's like hot ones but we just kill our guests yeah it's a hot god i'm going to hell in my religion now oh hey welcome to the club say hi to eli it's racially ambiguous daddy that guy's fucking ridiculous donut it's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hi everyone unsubscribe podcast here we're with batty donut and eli double tap remember to like subscribe and comment below because we always forget to do this. So we're adding like a five second segment. Yeah.

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I didn't know we were on Amazon. We are. That's cool. Are we? Yeah. Video? No, the podcast. Hi everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. Today we have Fatty Streams, Eli Double Tap and an A-Rab. And Donut Operator. Donut Operator and A-Rab.

A-Rab. A-Rab or A-Rab. A-Rab or A-Rab. Bro, you know, you're joking, and we were talking about this earlier. Twitch is like a bunch of soft people. Dude. Dude. This is how this episode's going. When people say my name on Twitch, sometimes they'll be like,

Rab? Can I call you Rab? Can I call you Rab? Is that cool? I feel like A-Rab is racist. That's my name, bro. That's literally his Instagram handle and Twitch handle, right? Yeah.

I'm going to be a raiding Middle Eastern guy. Give him a shout out. That's what they do, bro. That's like super not- This is going to be a real great episode for us. Dude, they were-

Just me and the white guys. We're going to hang out over here. You guys can go do whatever over there. It's cool. I'll get my white claw. I love PTSD sitting next to me. Oh, yeah.

Congrats. Go for it, dude. I don't know what's telling me. You get free parking everywhere. Podcast. Go war, dude! I don't know what's telling me you get free parking everywhere. Podcasts. You're in war together. And here we are 15 years later.

This is the guy that shot me in the leg and we got him out the podcast, everyone. There it is. We're done. Thank you for giving Eli his purple heart. Jesus Christ. That is like, I am not comfortable. This is fine fine you can tell it's a Twitch streamer

in a minute oh god he's waking up he's like just it's weird guys I got banned take your hat off

for a second what color is your hair brown okay with a lot of real ginger I'm a day long I wasn't sure if it was green or blue

it used to be it used to be blue you can tell yeah I wasn't sure if it was green or blue. It used to be. It used to be blue. You can tell. Yeah. Why are you in Texas now? We got some property out here. We walked outside of the airport and was like, there's fucking pickup trucks everywhere.

I've seen four Raptors. It's all you see is Raptors. That's all there was. I walked out. I was like, holy fuck. I'm in Texas. I'm in the gray Raptor. He said silver, so I started walking to the silver one. It wasn't silver. Yours was gray. Okay, gray. He's like, weird flex, bro.

He's like, silver Raptor. I'm like, okay. I was walking, dude. Walking towards the silver when the windows Stopping Isaiah Yeah So Isaiah he drives my rafter when he wants to go places how you got the gate guard stopping Isaiah. Oh, no. Wait, what? Yeah. So Isaiah, he drives my Raptor when he wants to go places. And one of the gate guards at the neighborhood stopped him and was like, is this your truck? Like, I was in the car with him.

I was in the passenger seat. He's like, man, you must be financially independent, huh? Oh, get off that. Isaiah, my black nephew, chocolate's's nephew and I was like Zay just tell him yes and let's fucking go dude you are financially independent your people must be proud

it's like what do you mean are all of the statements above Zay didn't know what to say he's like what panic mode Batty's like look

delete the first 30 minutes this podcast is 2 minutes and 40 seconds I swore too much guys we have to scrap it can't put it on

youtube darn it just is a weird episode of 2 minutes and 20 seconds it's like ha ha ha so there on twitch

what happened thank you for unsubscribing today give us a follow oh we'll do that first no we don't need to. Just drop it in.

It's fine. Oh, we're good. Do we do a good one? Yeah, it's a great one. Is it? I mean, we're drunk, so it's fucking good. I'm sorry. Do we have a good audio or bad audio?

Best audio. It's good. It's good. It was good. Have you watched our podcast before? No. No. That's what everybody said.

It never comes on. Like, never heard of you. Never coming back. Well, I watched like 20 seconds of it. Oh, that's honestly the best amount of time. Like just only watch in 20 second increments. I don't even think it was when he told me come on our podcast. I think I literally just clicked it one day when Donut tweeted it or posted it or something.

I mean, that's a cool name. That's a great name. Thank you for your service. I just picture Donut's like, come on our podcast. You send back a picture of like an ipad with jizz oh there we go don't i go way back oh yeah when did you guys can you go way back anywhere only 24?

16 or 17, yeah, we started banter. Oh, we just talk shit on Twitter. We were really good and we just follow each other You know, I think we're both mutual with Leon. Oh, yeah Marcel and we dinner, you know, and then he blew up way before me way before I did I've literally been falling down it since like 10k I mean don't start talking about the same yeah I was talking to you about around the same time and I'm he wanted to be a janitor for BRC well that's how it is that's cool and then fucking, one of their top creators, I'd assume? Oh, yeah.

He's a monster at everything he does. What's that like, guys? What's it like being successful? I don't know. Best Twitch streamer I've ever seen in my life? I don't know. Most entertaining Twitch streamer ever? Not to suck you up for that, but...

Batty, I'm gonna start hopping in your streams, bro. Don't. They're so good yeah i believe it it's just just make sure your volume is like mostly down all the way just turn it all the way down not all the way but like mostly yeah because it's loud it's always loud be prepared so how how did you get your start into because your your twitch is you got 500,000 followers almost man i'm trying to hit it before the end of the year bro i'm so close to 100k and get your start into because your Twitch is you got 500,000 followers. Almost, man. I'm trying to hit it before the end of the year. Bro, I'm so close to 100K

and I'm doing the same thing. First 100K, right? Yeah. It's a great feeling. I think I like teared up on my first 100K. I remember exactly what happened. I got banned at 80K.

Okay, this is a different way I've heard this story. I got banned at 80K. I don't know, doing some I always do some shit and then they consider it 80k okay this is a different way I've heard this story go on continue I got banned at 80k I always do some shit and then they consider it sexual content or whatever I like shook ass or whatever and I'm not a girl and

you're not in the ASMR category you know what I think happened I think when I got banned for 80k I was watching a Vice documentary and it was about free speech ironically right I was watching a Vice documentary. Yeah. And it was about free speech, ironically. Right? Oh.

It was these comedians that, like, pranked the news channel. And then they're getting sued. So, a dick statue pops up for, I think, one second. If not half a second. On screen. Like an art. Actual piece of art. It was a piece of art. It wasn't a sexual.

Like Michelangelo. Yeah, it was a dude standing next to a dick statue. It was a piece of art. It wasn't a sexual... It was a dude standing next to a dick statue. It was a fucking nice dick. Nice cock, bro. And I was like, fuck. I knew it was going to happen, bro. And 30 minutes later, I'm banned. Oh shit, that quick?

Yeah, it was quick. Yeah, they take you down low. You see the green square turn red. And you just know. somebody put that switch on your ass because everything just stops and it just goes to zero or not not even i think it still shows that it's yeah you should still try to cast but it's not it's not being able to connect and i was like fuck and ironically the same exact day pokemane pull up a video the same day bro pokemane pulls up a video on pornhub on accident oh fuck it was a great video of mini diva getting railed okay yeah

it's called cock and balls it says it says read it's called reading causes rough sex part two yeah and it was good it was a great video i studied it oh my god i had i had a three day or seven day ban and i studied it same day she doesn't get banned and i got banned mine was a dick dude she was getting railed on the bed yeah this is like that's like one of the biggest fucking scandals whenever whenever anything happens everyone's always like okay but what about poke me? Yeah this scale It's like those flashing tits. She wanted through the cat. Is that her? No, no That was the way to do it. Yeah, you did her fucking cat better alcohol

That was like last May like 16 months what 18 months 2019 wasn't it 2020? Do I don't remember what is a blur? I think it was 2020. I drank a lot. No, but it was. That was our Texas year. Yeah, that was the Texas year. That was our first year in Texas. Yeah, 18 months ago.

And then I came back and somebody bought me to 100K. And I was upset. So I was at 98. And I was at, no, I was at 97. I got bought it up to 100 and dropped back down to 93. And now I'm going for it again so i don't know what happened but it's like i got banned at 80k and as soon as they came back i was at 100k so i don't know if somebody boughted me or maybe twitch like i have no idea insane man so i just i

celebrated at 120 okay i remember what i was on the fucking way to a tournament my pc had just broken my dad cut the internet wire biggest tournament of my career what and i went and cut the what dude he was fucking around in the yard oh bro he's playing them games again it's so funny because this was a key moment in my career where like i had proven that i was a good solo player because everyone thought like i was only gonna see yeah because i'm like way too old. Right? 24 is too old for Fortnite? Yes. Oh my god. I don't know dude. I'm not video games. 16's age. So like

everyone thought I was shit at like the solos and I proved myself as like top 50 in North America and. Oh shit. So here's the biggest tournament right and I go to play it and my internet's shut off fucking an hour and a half before. And I'm like, fuck.

And I call my dad. I'm like, did you do anything with the internet? Did you cut the wire? He goes, no. I walk downstairs outside, and he's sitting there holding two wires fully cut open in his hand. I was like, dad, did you cut the internet wire? He goes, no. I was like, what's that in your hand?

He goes, not the internet. I was like, dad, you cut the internet wire he goes no I was like what's that in your hand he goes not the internet I was like dad that's the internet that looks like some fiber optic cable bro so I went to a homies house and as I was there I fucking like a tear went down I was like 100k like I did it that was cool it was a great feeling so you play

Fortnite is your that was my initial thing yeah not anymore so I don't know. Not anymore. They might know way more on your backstory. So I've played Fortnite once. Well, his backstory in general. Oh, no, no, don't hit me. No, same as I was like, you've played Fortnite. Donut mentioned you were like

Fortnite and you're a coach for Fortnite. Well, that's when I started popping, because I, I mean, dude, Donut probably knew me of like three years without really much traction on my channels. Yes. Like, it was like three... Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz, make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals.

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I did like, I did like interviews in public. I did like, you know, those harmless pranks. That's where I first started here, when you were doing that shit, the IRL shit. Yeah. Well, no, no, this was like YouTube shit way before IRL. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant like actual like doing YouTube shit.

Oh, like back then, like five years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I know of you and I've seen that stuff. Yeah, absolutely. No way. Yeah. Yeah, and all that shit. Dude, I deleted all that.

I wish I privated it. Really? Oh, you purged it? Because I went in the commentary community right after because that's like where. Oh, yeah. Commentary community. Yeah, that was popping. You have to have a clean background.

People don't realize how they scrub. I deleted everything. I was like, I'm going to make commentary videos. Yeah. They scrub your. That's where. Side note, when I did History Channel TV. Yeah.

They were like, what? They just looked at my name for everything i was like and this is why young eli was smart and had a different name completely for forums which i will never release to this day what's the name oh you know baddie streams but yeah same thing like they went like because it's a point-based program of probably even for when you're doing casting is oh you want to do casting or any of the commentary they will go back and search through all like everything they're not casting for fucking like games you're just cat no commentary like the fucking aggressive commentary like leafy is here type

shit oh yeah yeah like pyrocynical like those were the communities because i was you know homies with leon whatever and like that's what everyone was popping so i was like all right like i'm in these communities what if i try it too and i did like prank invasion reactions and that got me to like 4k subs in like a week and then it just i was like i did that for like two and a half months i was like how long am i gonna fucking just hate on someone yeah you know like how long until this is fucking weird like it's not it's like it's not sure i like i know i'm cracking good jokes whatever but my content's literally just fucking beating on some dude so i took a break

from all of it and then i came back like that was in february i came back in august and i started my first ever stream august 2016 2017 august 2017 and that's when you were doing fortnite it was gta oh gta i did a gta 10 viewers rp or no it's regular gta i don't even know if rp was playing GTA, yeah. That's when the chat was very empty and you were like, yo, yeah, so what do you guys want to see next? Blank, fuck yeah. Me too, guys. Let's drive this taxi.

I'm just playing with homies, you know? 30 hours a month, whatever. And then January 2018 is when I started playing Fortnite and that's when I started doing 200, 300 hours a month. Yeah. My college, my university, they took us in a week after AdDrop and basically said, we're changing your major requirements. All the classes you're taking this semester aren't going to count.

And the ones you took last semester aren't either. I was like, what? Like, we just got scammed like that? I raised my hand. And this is a week after AdDrop. So if you change your classes, you lose the money. you get like a w or a withdrawal um and i was like when did you guys know about this in front of like 500 people and the lady goes december we confirmed it i was like so they waited until after i dropped to fuck us they So they got your money. So they got our money.

Holy fuck. And then, so I, like I graduated with 150 credits and you only need like 128. So I had like two extra semesters

worth of courses. And so, I dropped as many as I could to still be a, to still have my scholarship, even though the classes were still useless. And I just started

full-time streaming. Yeah, fuck that. I mean, it was the best thing that ever happened probably yeah yeah for sure yeah because you'd be making what everyone else leaving college makes like 30 grand a year or struggling to find a job that they hate yeah that they hate and you're

like cool and now you're like fuck i wasted all that time on college and four and i was popping, dude. You got free college though, didn't you? Well, yeah. Oh, no! Oh, no! That's that shade. The appropriate color for getting a discount on college. Oh, good grades. That's it. Wow. No, no, no.

Let me tell you why that's not true because on those sheets the SAT and shit we're considered white it's white plus like middle eastern it says it because no one of the Lebanese dudes

argued that like we were getting discriminated against and took it to court and argued that to put were getting discriminated against and took it to court and argued that to put us with them with the what yo welcome to the team let's go we're considered white like when we apply to college

it's white plus white plus you're like white extra not white plus like white plus other whatever it is you know middle eastern so no it's not separate that's yeah let's go i don't get the colored the colored scholarship they're like guys aren't mexicans though they're gonna need this help use agriculture

hashtag agriculture to get 60% off college. It's a discount code for college. I got this off the street. You're Mexican and Asian. Well, the Asians do really good in the schools. Yeah, but the Asians, they don't give them scholarships. No, because they're fucking smart. Batty're like, and Batty's like, I'm just gonna drink a white claw and not say anything during this period.

I didn't go to college. I don't owe anybody money. I dropped out of high school, so. Yeah, dude, so like, Fortnite was like your calling for your initial streams. Yeah, it finally popped off, and then I started, well, no, so for, I mean, for two years, for two years, I had like, I mean, it was popped off and then I started Well, no, so for I mean, for two years For two years, I had like

I mean, it was just a small, it was zero viewers for like a year and a half And then, you know, two viewers Four viewers, how you grow a stream Eight viewers And you know, you do like the maximum you can to be at every opportunity to Your vibe is much

more than you should be in kenny yeah exactly and then in 2020 in february i created a series that like completely changed the way competitive fortnite was played so i was one of the best players streaming the game because everyone who was better than me was only like fully pro yeah they wouldn't make content so i was known to be like one of the smarter people because me was only like fully pro yeah they wouldn't make content so i was known to be like one of the smarter people because there's only like two other people that would stream that were smart so i made this series okay so you know how like in sports people watch fucking film yeah we would do that in esports too no you're doing playbacks yeah you take a 25 minute

game and you watch it for an hour and a half the issue is it's fucking boring and two you know the outcome you can justify a wrong move right every game of fortnite's a game of chess something happens it's different it's random how do you you know so i took the 10 minutes i was entertaining the last 10 and since i was known to be smart i basically so i would play whatever i was saying but when i wasn't saying anything i would i would voice over what i was thinking okay so imagine you could hear like tom brady saying like and i saw this linebacker on my right and i knew i had 0.7 seconds and down there the wide receiver could cut because you know the the defender was pivoted this way, so I threw a Hail Mary, and I knew it would land. So I started doing that. That's a dope concept.

It was called Inside the Mind. And instantly, my YouTube went from fucking 200 views that I would get on my stream highlights to 20K first video, 40K second video. And then within a month, I was averaging 40 to 60K, and then it started going up. And then that affected the Twitch. The Twitch went from 150 viewers to 1,000.

I've seen that. YouTube to Twitch. It's insanity. It's heavily. You need to. What's it called, Eli? Unsubscribe. It's a podcast.

Shut the fuck up. I think it's... Going from one platform to another. Not conversion. Cross-pollination. Whatever. Conversion. Whatever. We're going to another. Cross-pollination. Whatever. Conversion. Whatever.

We're going to go with it. Interracial. Yeah. Oh, god damn. From YouTube to Twitch is unbelievable. It's the only one that transfers. It translates so fucking well. No other platform can transfer to Twitch as well as YouTube.

It's crazy. every time Donut posts a video, we joke about it every time on my stream, I become the Donut waiting room because I know Donut's going to go live in the next 10 minutes because my view count will bump from 400, 500 to 700, 800. Because I'm on your

autobus list. He's the first person on my autobus list. So if I'm live and don't post a video, for those 10 minutes between the video to he goes live, everyone just floods over, and it's wild to see how big YouTube can influence a Twitch

stream. It's nuts. Even those videos for unsubscribed, because now we have such... I have good... My Instagram's well over our fucking unsubscribed podcast but dear god people always come in from unsubscribed versus my instagram to my twitch and watch you like man the new episode the new episode holy shit and you're like new viewer new viewer now once you're like i really like your instagram content not a single fucking time. It's all the other roadies.

It's like, yo, that was cool. That time with you in a dress, bro. Yeah, that was great. That was sweet time. Yeah, so I took that series. That blew up everything. And then I made, like, the largest practice server with, like, paid practice. Like a scrim, so it's like 30 minutes.

And, you know, because I was known in the pro community And it was like more fun than this super elite like practice So everyone would play after the leash it was done And it would be like 12 to 16 hours a day and I was pumping back out like three to five hundred Bucks a day probably into like just paying people like if you win you get 30 bucks Yeah, you know between you and your team and it's like they're playing for fun and it's all pros and and there's like dude it had like 6 000 people in it the discord and it was people just active and i did that for like eight months and i mean that helped my twitch heavily too oh sure yeah i was reinvesting way more than anybody else because

that's the way to do it yeah everyone in that community doesn't really understand the idea of reinvesting like pumping back out money but But, you know, like fortunately, I have an older brother who has like a big marketing company, etc. So like he always pounded that idea into me. So I started reinvesting everything. And then, I mean, that's to this day, that's kind of what I still do right now. I do that. You know, I quit the gaming like a month and a half ago. And I just.

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and terms apply instacart groceries that over deliver travel stream the world yeah so you don't you don't do much fortnight anymore you've been doing those irl streams dude i didn't touch the game for eight weeks i went back like last week just because there's a new map played over 48 hours did a charity stream and then now i'm back on the road. You got the backpack, the streaming setup. It used to not be called IRL. It was IRL. It was now Just Chatting.

It's a separate category on Twitch. It's a separate category on Twitch, Just Chatting. When you guys watch me and I'm just watching youtube videos that's just chatting what he does is he gets his streaming backpack and he just goes around wherever and interacts with people and what did i tell you earlier what do we call them npcs it's like literally interacting with real life npcs oh my god i love that yeah dude the amount just happened. Like, dude, I was out with a girl.

Okay, a close friend. And she's like, how are you going to make content? Like, what do you just do for 10 hours a day? I was like, it just happens. Just trust me. It just happens. And you're out. And shit just happens.

Dude, like, we're out. We saw this fucking, a street show popped up. Some fucking random rapper came and started rapping for us and like you know people get in fight you just catch everything i mean you're out there just recording as soon as you put a camera up and shit that i did i did one in vegas and i was like man i went live i had the camera up right just walking around the strip in vegas i was like man i hope i don't see any titties because i don't want to get banned oh god you saw titties righties 30 seconds later to like the go-go dancer girls with the pasties on just walk around the corner like carol like no just trying to hide the shit as fast as i could man it's like as soon as you

put a camera up in front of anything crazy is gonna happen shit happens it's such a time it's such a dangerous stream too man because you could end your career like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Never go full life. You did.

Okay. So rewind. We were talking about it. You did. You would do dates like random, like first dates on stream. Cause that's a fun ass series. And I'll get a lie. I can just think about the 2020 series of like when everyone was like single going through and you're just live recording those interactions it'd be gold yeah no so i've done like a few dates but that's like with friends

you know like like i know there'll be good content whatever like what do you mean don't hang out people do like e-dates on twitch bro they're they're like what do you guys do don't worry about it but i want to do that so i have this i have this idea i want to go to like france or something or some other country and live off tinder for three days oh my god so like like i in my in my tinder bio i will literally say listen i'm a live streamer like i'm trying to live off dinner i need some a place to stay i need to go on a date i need to i you know i need food i have no money like i'm doing this challenge like i'm gonna be fully honest right because it's like and i'm just gonna swipe bro and i'm just gonna fucking swipe

i'll swipe left too on the ones that you don't and if I don't do it then I'd sleep on the street oh man I'd be that's fucking awesome and you're a big good looking dude too with game hopefully it'll you know on Twitch you can't do the

you can't be like you can't have full game on Twitch it's like you can't be you, you can't have full game on Twitch. It's like you can't be you. And Tinder sucks in Syria, guys. No one's on this fucking app, yo. You were saying the first date shit. Bro, this chick walks up to me while I was at the Santa Monica Pier. And I was like, I have two tickets to the Ferris wheel.

You want to go on? And within like 30 seconds, we kissed on stream in front of 3,000 people. Yeah, see? That was cool. That was the second day of of IRL streaming oh shit that that was when like people are like holy fuck like he's he'll be good at this that's what I do that because that's something that's the thing too it's like all these ideas all these like experiences are just amplified because I would have never fucking done that off camera yeah absolutely why the fuck would I do that off camera it's so weird it's so random because i have a disposition i think you guys are more into it now where i hide my private life there like who i'm dating or

anything i'm like they know i'm very it's a smart move because i was like i went through a public one and it is even today it's like two two years later. We both of us still get messages. You guys are dating still, right? Are you still like, and you're like, what the hell? So going on, I was like, oh, I'm going to just separate this lifestyle versus it would be a blast. Don't get me wrong. Mike, any of us doing Tinder dating on live stream would be hilarious because it adds a whole new equation to it called out for swiping on tinder while i'm streaming i'd be using those

do those we see in your glasses bro i'm just sitting here swiping loading into raids i'd be like random kiss 7777 bitties done uh bad pickup line 10 000 biddies i'd be let's go i'd be rolling dice i'm like what are we saying today you can pick my pickup line for 20k biddies nice kids nice kids it worked all right chat and like and that's the thing too you can definitely introduce challenges like that so like let's say it's going, they can send any message you want for X amount of money. So like, let's say it's going well with the chick

and she's about to let you stay at her place. Okay, she's in for this challenge. And then somebody donates fucking, you know, a hundred bucks to make you say, I have chlamydia. It's our real business. So am I going to be able to fuck you after? Like, some shit that you know is going to ruin it.

Yeah. Damn it, this is genius, and I hate... Dude, it's a real-life game. I know. It's Bitbot. It's real-life Bitbot, and I fuck him. So, do you know what Bitbot is? No, but it sounds cool.

Okay, so we have a... We all have to break up with our girlfriends. Sorry, Lori. Oh, so we have a- We all have to break up with our girlfriends. Sorry, Lori. Oh, man. Dang it. This sucks. Mine was getting good. Mine too.

It sucks. We have that talk on the way here. Oh, okay. Breaking up? No, he was like, are you dating anyone? I can't. Not for this content. Oh, man, dude.

No. No. You need someone- You can if someone's willing to travel with you. Because then it can be good content. Open relationship. I like it because i'm like our camera woman nice man nice she's a cuck she sits there recording she's like fuck yeah you do that a-rab just holding that camera making a super awkward look at the way I'm flaccid.

Can you stream? Oh, you can stream on the corn tub. On the corn tub? You can say porn up here. Can we? Porn! Is that a gamer word? Well, now we're cancelled.

Here we go. I'm white. Here we go. It's a good shirt that says corn tub. It's like, what's that even fucking mean? It's a good shirt that says gamer word. We need to see if it says gamer word. It's still blurred out when people order it, though. I can't see what it says. It's like gamer word and it's still blurred out when people order it I can't see what it says

it's like gamer word and it's pixelated oh god that's such a shirt no like literally gamer word like not even no it says gamer word pixelated I like on the website it's pixelated

so no one can fucking what's it say? Did you see nowhere? It was April Fool's. I think it was two years ago where Pornhub made it the corn hub. No, and all the videos were corn and all the pictures were corn. And it was in the title. It was a shuck of corn.

They made it for the fourth. No marketing, bro. Not that one. I like they probably were all. it was a shuck of corn they made it for the 4th of July for the marketing bro I like that they probably were all on there and they were like who the fuck is this bullshit they were mad and they checked the day they were like poor nub where's my Riley Reid all I see is fucking corn

their Twitter girl Aria is good oh yeah guys if you want um Riley Reid Sasha Gray or good oh yeah guys if you want um riley reed sasha gray or me and my call also does streaming on switch that one uh what's fucking superman's name clark henry cavill henry cavill i like that's the list of four don't blow them up i put you henry Henry Cavill, I'm sorry, I categorized you. Okay, so you're a terrible. Henry Cavill. Yeah, I was like, go there!

What he was trying to say is, who do you want to have on the podcast as a guest next? Put it in the comment below, please, thank you. But go bug them also on their social medias. Hey, you guys should unsubscribe. Fatty. Yeah. Go like, subscribe. Worst podcast of all time. Our audio's working, though. Working. yeah go like subscribe worst podcast of all time

our audio's working though I like it's a beat it's like we're doing that oh man do we have to do another shot I'm not taking another shot there's no way you gotta do a halfie you said you were they're half shots they're not even real shots

they're like little baby shots it's like Milo Teig's first first fucking shot don't be a tonka truck okay that was easy see a little baby guy and it's okay if you go on the podcast you'll be the first one we're teaching you how i think we read uh a rabs irl streams are just fucking murdering right now a ram just crushing the game you posted your stats on Twitter That's a stream. Yeah, you did you had a million views last month or something oh He's not on tik-tok was a man. It was 20 million tick-tock 20 million tick-tock

Were you just losing your IRL clips one there wait? What's your tick-tock? What's your? follower your irl clips on there wait what's your tiktok what's your follower count on a million not a one it was 170k i spent 10 months building up to 170k with four night content and then i quit i didn't upload anything for a month god damn dude and i come back for one month irl and now it's at 350k i i need to actually i i've gotten to 80 something whatever K without just fucking off and like I post maybe every four months like I need to actually God TikTok is wild 20 million views in my first month

yeah yeah yeah that's nuts that's where the NPC thing made sense because I turn those interactions into 60 seconds or 40 seconds into stories and you watch those and it literally it's like I'm talking to NPCs you're on a quest they're little bots

it's like I'm on a quest and I'm getting points for finishing it you it's surprising how much most people don't know how to interact

with other people yeah it's cons have you done a cons cons have to be the worst cause I know being with

what do you mean cons conventions conventions whatever conventions have the I love you all weird as fucking people in the world that's all of you it's all of you okay but if you see those weird interactions so the gun space doesn't isn't that bad like shasho there wasn't shasho still less than prime with like because shasho is a closed convention yeah with like it's like when you go hey guys we're gonna be at brcc we're gonna be at this store oh yeah never mind because the store people are still like

like hey and again we love you guys but when you're like, I got this gun, I decided to bring you. Come to my truck. That's because you go to those conventions. That's why your conventions are a problem. Listen, come here, son. Are there any non-whites around here? Just Eli. Wait, he's not white?

Yeah, I thought he was white. There's no non-whites as he's putting on a hat. Is that a ghost hat, sir? It looks like a ghost hat. Spooky, spooky ghost. And yellow monetization. There it is. I've been to like ComplexCon and shit.

It's whatever. Like the hype beach shit. You know, anything that's cool to stream, I'm there for. I don't care about going to the event. Like I went to Rolling Loud yesterday. Oh, shit. I don't give a fuck about Rolling Loud. I don't even know what that is. I thought that was Batty's nickname.

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It's a burn. But I'm not upset about it. Like, I like it. Like, I'm cool with that. That's... Okay, I'll take it. That's your pet name for batting.

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Why do you have to make a weird man? We were fine. And then you ruined it. I got to that point where Eli had to fuck with Daddy on the podcast again. We're here. It's been at least. What's it like not being six feet tall? It's been five minutes since Eli

and fucking Daddy did it. This is why we're on the opposite side of the table. There's aggression. We fight. At each other's throat. I don't know what rolling loud is, seriously. Me. Oh, okay.

It's only the biggest white person on the table. Oh, my God. He got me. There's so much white on my beard. It's like the biggest music festival. Some of that EDM shit. It's like the biggest music festival.

I was on the street, man, and my backpack fucking broke. Jesus. I don't give a fuck about this festival. I just left. That was in LA? Yeah. I'm sorry you went to LA. Yeah, sorry. LA's not been great for the last four years.

I go to LA hoping that I get robbed. So I can get a viral clip. It's like, oh no, my wallet. You stabbed me just a little bit. Dude, you gotta take this backpack. It's not recording. Go home. Just run with it. We were talking about that on the way over here.

I was like, just don't say anything about streaming. Hand them your backpack and watch them run home. Go to their room and take it off. Light up a crack pipe. This is all first person of a criminal. Do you see him drawing the sign to ask for money?

This is GTA. This is GTA IRL. Punching a taxi, taking it, driving. But my IRL bag is on an adventure right now. You're on your phone, dude, just fucking typing in chat like, let's go! We need some bitty. The little toaster that could. But it's an IRL bag.

IRL bag. It's like, what adventure are we on? It smells like dead hooker. Kill me! Kill me! That's the first thing I do if I got back. She's like, what is this? It smells like dead hooker. Kill me. Kill me. That's the first thing I do if I got robbed. I turn the speaker off. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

But the dude wouldn't know, so they come and play like fart noises or whatever and just let it roll. Just watch. Yeah. Oh, my God. It'd be so good. I mean, that'd be a story. Oh.

You would go up. Yeah. You would break a mill real quick. Oh, you'd just walk around la be like oops i dropped my hundred dollar bills no leave your backpack only half slung was this mousetrap he's leaving a fucking trail hundred dollar bills and he's sitting like he's pretending to sleep oh no i dropped my backpack what if we took a purse and put a hidden camera in it and just threw it out in fucking Hollywood Boulevard? What are you, fucking Mark Rober?

What? But we're not faking it. I mean, like, a little bit. I like that idea. You think so? You think that shit's fake? Mark's? Yeah. He even came out and said a lot of his first- the first one he did was fake. Oh, I feel like I might have seen that. There said a lot of his first the first one he did was fake oh I feel like

I might have seen that there was a lot of stage there was a lot of stage down there cool baby good on him for fucking being a genius content creator

yeah he's good bro him and fucking Dr. Mr. Beast Dr. Beast he's a doctor did you see

Mr. Beast demo guy that blew that bridge up dude I love Mr. Beast demo Mr. Beast explosive guy Beast Explosive Guy is amazing what was his name Brandoon Harira

Mr. Beast Explosive Guy is what we call him the real Mr. Beast Explosive Guy on Instagram go give him a follow imagine building a following for years and in one video just have it picked apart and ruined

turned into I'm Mr.astExplosiveGuy we should make a video he should make a channel trailer I'm MrBeastExplosiveGuy you should see our group chat it was all of us literally lighting into it it's a five second video of him

just standing there yeah I'm MrBeastExplosiveGuy that's it that's when you click onive. That's it. That's when you click on his channel. Hey, it's me. The real MrBeast. Someone left a comment on my YouTube or one of my blogs

where Brandon was in one of my blogs and they said, oh my god, is that MrBeastExplosive guy? After Brandon has been working for like seven years building a K-F k factory built his channel he's been doing all this shit and then there's that comment oh look it's mr beast explosive guy it's so good yeah so if you guys didn't know on mr beast video where the military chases him he was being chased by a bunch of navy seals uh our friend brandon herrera blew the bridge up they

they hired him to come in and do some of that stuff. That was a MrBeastExplosive guy, not Brandon Herrera. Yeah, it's not Brandon Herrera. It's MrBeastExplosive guy. He's Brandon Herrera. I know who MrBeastExplosive guy is. He's one of my favorite YouTubers. He's taking off.

That'd be a funny meme if he talked to his YouTube rep and changed his name to that for like a week or two. I mean... Do I that for like a week or two. I mean. I'd do it for a week. I know you watch these videos, Abe. I'm going to tell him to change it without telling Brandon. Mr. Beast Explosive Guy.

Oh my God, this is the best troll ever. I love this. Let's just fuck with a man's livelihood for a week. That'll be fine. We're good friends. He just put out the Alec Baldwin video today. He's doing good. Next we'll meet somebody at

just ban Batty for seven days. Let's see his reaction. Dude, I don't know how I haven't copped a ban. I feel like you would have already. Dude, honestly, during the sleeping I haven't copped a ban. I thought you would have already dude. I honestly during the sleeping Did you know man? He felt No, I was so I used to do grilling streams You I mean I puked fucking

Project No, no one stream fucking projectile vomited projectile vomited it's the first time I've ever done it in my life bro I got sauce are we talking down or straight I was doing an on the camera shit he's like trying to go

it just blocks out with vomit I was doing like this like fucking e-date with a chick, like a Lebanese chick. I was loving it, killing it, whatever. I got fucking blasted. And I drank a gallon of water. That's where I fucked up. I don't know.

That's too much water. No, that's not the smart thing. That's too much water, bro. That is way too much water. I was like, let me clean out my fucking system. Nope, that's not how that works's too much water bro that is way too much water I was like let me clean out my fucking system nope that's not how that works I just pictured this day all I remember is laying in bed and then waking up the next day

and my stream is like everything's still on you pulled the baddie you pulled the baddie my little brother somebody DM'd my little brother he came into my room deleted all the clips deleted all the vods I wish I had a little brother right now where are you riley did fuck you bro my little step apparently i've projectile vomited i watched the clip once i was like i don't watch this

baddie just straight up bro i i got so i used to do grilling streams i'd go on my porch i had a bunch of land in vermont and i had a porch I'd just grill and hang out at night and drink and whatever. And then one night, you know, mid-divorce, I was like, I'm just going to drink a bottle of Jameson in three cups. I had like these giant cups somebody sent me, so I just drank an entire bottle in like 30 minutes.

I was tanked. And up towards, you know, an hour and a half into the stream and I realized I was hammered and I had a moth, like a bug just sit on my head like this big. I was like, I'm just going to take a nap, the stream and I realized I was hammered and I had a moth like a bug just sit on my head I was like I'm just going to take a nap guys and I just just racked out. Beautiful sunrise in the background.

I had Donut everybody was calling me I had like 400 missed calls. You were like turn your fucking stream off. So I'm just sitting there like just comfy as fuck on my front porch for a month. That's not bad though. You were fine. You didn't throw up or anything? I think the only reason I ever got

banned was because I was like, I'm just going to go. You got banned for it? No, I never did. Oh, okay. He could have just walked away though. Dude, I said I'm going to take a nap real quick. I had one editor who pulled me from the just chatting category. So I was no category, so you're allowed to sleep. I was like a pioneer of the

sleeping streams and i eventually woke up at like 4 a.m and i was like looking at my phone threw it into my yard and just like walked inside left the cameras open watching the sunset over the mountains and shit woke up at 10 a.m in my underwear like where's my phone oh i had no idea what was going on because i woke up like why am i in my bed i remember being on camera i went outside cameras live slam the laptop shut there's a freeze frame of me and my pineapple boxers or whatever slamming the laptop shut just a mess because i tried to find the clip recently it was like three ago, we were trying to find the clip of the moth that was just walking around on my head. I was on my porch, and this bird sized bug lands on my head, and just starts walking around on my head and shit. I was like, what the fuck?

What's his name? Jeremy. Jeremy. We named him Jeremy. Dude, he hung out on my head for like 45 minutes, then he went and flew onto the bug lamp I had on my porch. Keep like the mosquitoes and shit away. And he just sat on the lamp. He was too big to get zapped by it. And he just sat there and watched all of his friends die. All his children.

As they flew into the lamp. Jeremy, our leader, he wouldn't lead us. That was it. Jeremy. Jeremy. What? It was fucked up. No, I just didn't.

Led them to their death. I had somebody just purge the clips, the VOD, and never copped a ban for that one. This guy's funny, bro. With him? Don't encourage him. Stop it. He does not, Eli does not need any more gross. Have you been banned? No, no ban. I've never caught a ban.

I just called my first one. We're not going to talk about it. Can't believe it. Congrats. Fucking six years. How many bans have you got so far? I don't say on camera. 13. Okay, no, I think I had three.

That's not bad. I had three, but I think when's no fucking i had three but i think when i got partnered my my slate got wiped clean because i asked my guy and he said there's nothing on my fucking account you have a guy who's your guy i just got a new guy i don't know i don't really know him it's just like they assign you a guy bro if i show him my two you will keep me from getting banned they assign you a guy no i i got a guy he's fucking awesome i talk to him all the time he's a great fucking dude well i gotta sign a guy No, I got a guy. He's fucking awesome. I talk to him all the time. He's a great fucking dude. Well, I got to sign you a guy? Wait, I got a guy?

I don't have a guy. You don't have a guy. No, no. Only certain. It's when you get, like, if you get, like, the new split. The good split.

I'm almost on that good split. No, you're not. Yeah, I am. No, you're not. You're not active. No, you won't. For 500, right? 500?

You're not ever going to get there. Have we ever told the story? The one day, Batty. We don't talk about it. No, you don't talk about that. Okay, we won't for 500 right 500 you're not gonna you're never gonna get there have we ever told the story baddie don't talk about it you don't talk about that okay we won't talk about that i don't even know what you're talking about the story about how eli didn't know he was a twitch partner for six months you're talking about splitting splitting uh splitting them fucking legs bro we don't talk about that how we told the story about how you like didn't know you know there's a partner on twitch for fucking ever hey that's a hundred percent not my fault it went to my junk email just no it was in your regular email no it was it was absolutely in your normal switch email

now that i'm reflecting back on this you're right because i was on the phone with you let's go back you had the last birthday i got denied four or five times as well yeah but you see on your when you applied and got accepted you you knew you knew when you did and oh i knew because i knew because the guy walked into my chat the guy came in my chat he's my homie he's one of my close homies you you had them raid you no no no he's one of my close homies he just really likes me he's a guy who works at twitch he really He really likes that I'm fucking not soft on Twitch. He comes in. I remember it was December 18th.

He comes in. I know exactly where I was. I was playing a game of Fortnite with a friend. He goes, check your dashboard, dum-dum. I was like, I know exactly what he's saying. I'm like, are you serious? He goes, check it. I was like, no way.

I've been applying for fucking eight months, bro. Yeah. Getting partnered on Twitch is a big thing, by the way. Yeah, they don't just give it to you when you reach the requirements. Fuck no, they don't. Unless you're a- That's the right shit to get partnered. Yeah.

It's- It wasn't easy when I was in fucking 2019. No, no, don't hit the old- Oh, fucking- Don't hit the old- Because you were, when did you get partnered? What year? 2019. You and me were in the same category. Don't hit it.

It's painful. 2018 when you had to just, they don't show you what you have to do. Before gifted subs. You just have to keep applying and I applied like fucking 12 times. Yeah. And finally got it. But I look at my emails and I saw that I got it. Dude, he just comes in and I click the fucking thing

it was done and I freaked out I was like no way so Eli what happened with you Eli what happened with you on your birthday two years ago so I applied was that a bad verb what tacos yeah because I had breakfast burritos and ketchup breakfast burritos why you

this is gonna be your fallback plan unsubscribe no I applied why you this is gonna be your fallback plan subscribe no i i applied fucking five times i think and my numbers were doing good i was like 185 yeah you're you're almost at 200 average yeah we're doing still in just that's what they do bro still getting denied and then finally applied didn't hear back or so i thought and then after like i remember texting but i was like bro after three months i didn't even hear i was literally on the phone with you you fuck i was talking on the phone with you i was like eli i searched up what the subject line of my partner email was i was like eli you had to have gotten something here's the denial subject line

searching he's like i just have my old ones like here's my acceptance one search this subject line oh he just said fucking oh that's all you said but that was after they emailed me after my sixth application yeah so it was it's long when you search three months didn't hear back text baddie he didn't say anything yet applied again i was like and then i was like baby ain't saying shit this bullshit i didn't like check blah blah blah but i got an email from twitch i just need to read it because it's like bro we you're a partner you just gotta hit the button we we accepted you like months ago i was like my email he hits refresh he's got a check mark uh that's literally what it was you like

got the email and he just was just imagine being accepted and then reapply it's like getting a job and be like fuck yeah here's resume. Tell me what you think. Get me back in a few months. Love you. And they're like, bro, we hired you like four months ago. And it's like, no, you didn't. It's okay. Don't stress about it.

You did. You did accept me four months ago. Shit, dick. Imagine if your numbers have dropped like so much that the New Yorkers are like, never mind. We unaccepted you. Fuck. What do you think of that should they remove partner i mean i feel like yeah absolutely not like if you drop for a month or two like no no no we're

talking there's people that haven't streamed in 44 years and absolutely well no not haven't streamed just like you still stream but you have fucking three viewers with a partner badge i've seen that i know what you're talking about a lot've seen that a lot, to be honest. I don't know about that. I feel like there should be some sort of requirement, though, right? Yeah. I feel like it's shit bad, because you know my stream schedule's very...

I'm the worst. I shouldn't be if you don't stream for a long time. It's like being verified. I hear your guys' stories. You're like, I was fucking streaming 200 hours a week. And I'm like, there I was streaming 10 hours a week yeah but i'm not here trying to fuck people over just because they do different things yeah that's not how i that's not how i see shit like i see shit like where you talked about the pokemon thing earlier like okay i don't i don't see it as we both should be punished like i don't see it as we both should be punished i see it as i see it as

we both shouldn't be punished you know what i'm saying some people see it as we both should be punished. I see it as I see it as we both shouldn't be punished You know what I'm saying? Some people see it as you both should be punished. But really if you look at the context both of them were accidents No, awesome. Hold this accountability context matters. Where the fuck did that go? I know There's not what's this fuck came out and said that shit and it was just like I'm a sheer and In the smoke the minute he said it Yeah I think if you're if you're not

hitting your numbers in your three five because i see that too it's like fuck off you're not it should be you weren't your same point your instagram post you have an instagram post you're verified instagram you're not hitting nearly your verified numbers do they pull that i see because that's a twitch check mark it's a verification whether you want to call it your because when you first get verified nothing changes you don't get a better sub split nothing changes on twitch when you go from affiliate partner except for that fucking check exactly nothing nothing changes honestly i think you can access more rooms at twitch con that's it they give you a free Red Bull sometimes.

Do they? I mean, this is one time. The second time I went, they didn't. I was super excited for the free Red Bulls. Are you going this year? This year? No. There's Amsterdam.

It's not going to happen. Dude, come on. It's not going to happen. Really? 100%. I'm calling right now. TwitchCon? Yeah.

I've never been there. Dude, it's dope. Did you go to PAX? No. You could. It was bad. It you go to PAX? it was bad PAX Prime is one of the biggest conventions I've heard of PAX PAX Prime is the mother of bitches

average is 9200-2000 people walking in we went 8000 8000 people stop stop do you know what a shit show that is? when you walk onto a game floor and you're like you had more live viewers during your break

an entire convention center i'm not i'm i i can tell you right now nothing is gonna happen 2022 dude come on it's amsterdam there's no way they'd think about it, COVID. You're not going to be able to get into Europe. Yeah, right now. Japan right now because the thing, whatever, the Backstreet Tour boys. The Backstreet Tour boys.

Yes, that's what they call them. Continue this conversation. I'm ready for it. K-pop? Backstreet's back. They're no longer doing it that's what uh game grumps sync yeah 98 degrees where are we going with this i hate you i hate you you're a piece of shit no they used to not uh game grumps when it's boys to men yes exactly who i'm saying. No, because the YouTube algorithm, Game Grumps wouldn't say COVID anytime,

so they called it Backstreet Boys. They called it Backstreet Boys Tour. The entire 2020. They were like, because it fucked with their algorithm, and they know it. They were like, oh, we just won't say it. We will replicate it with this word. Done. But because of that now,

Because of the new tour. Yeah. The new tour is coming out, kicking off, Japan already said, yo, three months, we're not letting in people. Like, period. EU's closing back down. So we have a friend who's trying to move.

Was that dubbed or subbed? Yes! God damn! You're good. Because I hate to stick around. I hate the dub version. God. We have a buddy from the EU right now

trying to move to Texas. Middle of the visa process. They're just getting pushed constantly. It's like, oh yeah, we're going to accept you in a couple months. It'll be fine. You can move here soon. Never mind. January. Wait. Oops. February. March.

You know the craziest part of it? Just look at the fucking Pfizer stock and every time a new variant is announced it goes up 10% it's a money making thing why are we doing politics so I hear a lot of shit

because I don't talk politics I make fun of everything evenly but like that's a thing you know like i'd fucking say the same thing if see that's crazy that's considered liberal um yeah right if you make fun of everything like you're a piece of shit right that is like somebody i posted that i was like right that is like i'm just putting my face out right now make sure he's recording somebody i posted that i was like oh oh micron just got announced and i looked at the pfizer stock it was up 11 i was like that's look crazy how these two happen at the same day and some dude comments he goes what are you trying to say here liberal Liberal. I was like, I don't know. Look at it.

What do you read? Like, I'm just pointing out facts. He goes, okay, good. I was like, like. What did I say, bro? It was a great conversation. I took two screenshots. You should have just.

One of Twitter news and one of my Robin Hood account. And I said, look. And that somehow got turned political. Yeah. You should have just been like what's the up arrows stonks stonks

if you just pointed up at your username what are you trying to say I'm sorry bro I did not know I completely apologize I'm not racist. Walk away from this Twitter conversation with my dignity.

Walk away from this podcast with my dignity. You can't. You're on this podcast. You're good. Do you think Omicron or Optimus Prime will win? Oh. I fucking love Transformers. Omicron has

so much shit for Fortnite. He has a lot of abilities. Gobots are really cool. Microbots. They're microbots. Can we... Can we... One video game other than Fortnite?

No, I want to play Fortnite. I used to play League of Legends. What, you guys play League? I did. You were a fucking master. What, did you guys play League? I did. I did back in 2011. You were a fucking master. Wait, I played for my school. Wait, let me look at you.

What was I? Why do I feel jungle? I was a jungler. You boy! I mean, there's three options. If this man... And I could go and so many changes on this. I was before Fortnite.

I played for my university. Xin Zhao was the first reason I had Diamond. It was AP Xin Zhao. I made that shit. This is the part of the podcast where we all eat a donut and say the game that we didn't understand. Full League. I played League back in 2011, so I can't even.

I tried it. Couldn't get into it. We won the second largest tournament in the southeast. It was the Georgia Tech land. It was cool, bro. We spent like three days. It was so cool. It was my first time fucking.

Whatever. I was playing for my college. We're fun. And we went. We spent three days just playing back. Fucking 10 hours a day against other other teams and we had like five before streaming even we had like five to ten homies behind us and They were just fucking cheering us on dude in the auditorium league is I'm jungle and top so NASA's for

Power bottom usually you still play? I haven't played in a year and a half I've been watching my friends play the league the last 6 months non-stop because I miss it I hopped on a week and a half ago because I was at home with my family

and my boys and they still play for fun so I hopped on, I didn't touch the game in eight weeks since i quit it was fun it was fun to like just chill yeah but then after a day it was like whatever you're fucking angry rank or do rank is the most the most toxic fucking community in the existence of mankind that's why i'm surprised you're like master cuz the only reason i started doing ranked again was one of I was Streaming and a viewer came in he was a younger guy Super young and he was like oh yeah, I play league I was like

This trash player is gonna Is gonna try to play with me on teams on rage. I'll play with you I guarantee you've heard the same thing all I'll team up with you and you like fuck Yeah, I'm gonna raise I hear that as for night all the time homeboy was a master rank The guy got extra account so and then I watch him play he's going 22 and 1 I'm like, bro He's a jungle. He's like, yeah, just fucking this is how I play. I'm like, he's like watch these tutorial I'm like, I'm the fast player. I am the poo-poo garbage. Yeah, this is my life now.

Because I was like nasty. That was my peak. Like, Diamond 1 is where I hovered. So, Master, dude, the difference. Like, even though it's just... Dude, Diamond's fucking insane. And one rank over. Dude, the difference was crazy.

I never played Ranked. I fuck League. I was casual. I didn't play League. It was a big part. It was like four or five years of my life. Yeah, you guys remember when you got RuneScape for free? You played RuneScape? No, God no. I fuck League. I was casual. I don't play League. It was a big part. It was like four or five years of my life. Yeah, you guys remember when you got RuneScape for free? You played RuneScape?

No, God no. I hated RuneScape. Come on. MMO. You didn't play any MMOs. Fuck RuneScape. RuneScape was my MMO. Was that it?

Yeah. The MMOs. That's bad. Did you get in? Elder Scrolls Online, Star Wars The Republic, Early WoW. Yeah, you look like it. What the fuck? I left. Man man he is just winning

me over you look like a Star Wars fan fuck this guy he's a piece of shit no way come over here I think that's called something what do we divide oh no I proper I get it now! Oh my god! Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe Podcast! I had liquids in my mouth. I love this, bro. This is why I love podcasts they're so good they're just so random you're just like

ha let's have a Define Note well it's just dude the beauty of like being able to say shit on YouTube as opposed to Twitch oh my god like all these jokes

all these jokes were cracking I I would still crack them on Twitch like we're we're still pretty like tame right now but like every time I'd crack them i'd

be like fuck what if was that the one yeah i just said you did a cat joke you know what i'm saying like shit like i those are those are ones i'm willing to crack on twitch like they're not we're not saying anything too untamed but like dude i would say if i if we say any of those on twitch i'd say them but i'd still be like, shit. Yeah, VOD's going away. For the next 45 minutes, I'll be like, am I still alive? It's not how it should be. It's not, bro.

It's not. It should just be like, hey, this is a joke. I want to be a Twitch ambassador. This guy is racist. Let's bring some baddie to the Twitch ambassador program. Color your hair. Purple hair baddie I love. My ambassadors don't like me very much.

No, they don't. No, they don't. It shouldn't be like that. No. If you don't like what I'm saying, just go watch somebody else. Why is that so hard, man? That's what I never understood. There's too many victims.

That's why. Why can't you just be like, instead of of being like I don't like this guy's content let's all at twitch fuck this guy you know why can't you just be like okay this is another one dude out of seven and a half billion let me not click him and fucking block me who cares

why do people feel the need that they need to be offended they need to be offended they haven't actually gone through shit bro you've been shot in war okay it was a ricochet let's just slow down maddie how many wars do you go to none zero in my country i've been on the fucking treadmill and i've seen dude we were playing basketball in 2006 okay okay, with our homies at 6 to 7 p.m. right around then. And we hear fireworks, broad daylight.

Like, what the fuck is happening? Like, why is somebody doing fireworks right now? Fireworks happen in Lebanon, you know, different saints, holidays, whatever. Like, whatever, fireworks. My mom comes booking it, all right, and she goes, Israel's fucking bombing us. Get inside. We thought it was fireworks. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're sitting and playing basketball, and now we're getting's fucking bombing us. Get inside. We thought it was firework. We're sitting and playing basketball

and now we're getting told to be inside. It's whatever. That's life. That's shit you deal with. These people here, they haven't fucking dealt with shit. The people who try to cancel people. They just want to be part of the story. Give me my moment of attention.

They're bored. I don't go on those rants but it's the ideology of they haven't experienced a lot of things they don't know a lot of people don't know what a third world country is bro like they think i have it bad here and it's like in fucking iraq or anything exactly going into houses and you're like you have a dirt floor and you're you have 10 kids and you're Going into houses and you're like, you have a dirt floor and you have 10 kids. And you're happy. And you're like, mister, here's chai, everything. I'm like, fucking sweet. Treat you with respect.

Do this. But you're like, this is poverty. This is how life could be. And then you're like, United States sucks. We have nothing here. I'm like, let me just complain with my father. Four fucking TVs. My woman pays most of my bills. Let me log into my Twitter right now. Let me get complain with my four fucking TVs. My roommate who pays most

my bills. Let me log into my Twitter right now. Let me get on my iPhone 13 XL. The thousand dollars. It's like a PC that you're putting in your pocket and you're like, what hashtags are trending? Dude. I was literally just looking at other shit today.

It's just party. Okay. I don't even know what that means. Fucking bonkers. I was talking to him about my whole cancellation thing. Yeah. And he was like, don't fucking apologize anymore. Because I was almost like, fuck, man.

I was like stressing over it. I was like, I don't want to lose my livelihood. He was like, don't fucking apologize to these softies. Well, it's losing the livelihood. That's where my issue is. How can you go back to 10, 20 years of somebody doing something that was okay at the time, even if it was a joke? My favorite subject now is Jenna Marbles. Jenna Marbles. Jenna Marbles, all her content. They canceled in her context did you not know this i know i know oh yeah you used to work for scares yeah oh

yeah absolutely the context of the content you're like she is literally making it a joke and pointing out the most in the video individual yeah she dude she was so wholesome so wholesome and you see what they're canceling over and she's like they get bored bro they get bored there's a joke in it and you're like she's pointing out this is like the the asian one the chinese yeah when she put a hat on in the fu manchu and she did the ching chong let me see your ding dong i found it fucking hilarious asian guy then leans in and he's like this she's like yeah that's racist during the music video like she's addressing this as comedy you should not fucking cancel an individual that is happy bro comedy is no longer comedy you it's not subjective

you have to do it's like there's still people that do think it is, though. You know, like there's still people that think it's funny. It's just that they're afraid because the other people are way louder. Oh, that's it. That's why I told him not. Dude, I promised myself. Okay. Our podcast is called Brand Risk. All right.

Because we're fucking risked. Oh, God. Oh, we should all do a fucking joint podcast unsubscribing Brand Risk. That'd be sick. We can get canceled at the same time it's beautiful we can say slurs oh god no no

okay hold on bro you wait until I tell you this merch idea what's the title what shirt is this it's blurred out the shirt's blurred out it'll sell like hot cakes people still want to laugh at shit comedy's a remedy bro it's a remedy to everything right it's just like i got in an accident the other day i almost died okay some dude in a grand cherokee at 1 30 a.m

hammered fucking hit us at 40 miles an hour and if we hadn't if if my homie hadn't seen him and had actually gone on the stop it was an all-way stop, I would have been dead. Dude would have hit my door instead of the front of the car. He fucking hit the car, stopped for a second, realized he hit us,

and then did a hit and run. And the road he ran on, there was cars on the left and the right. He played fucking ping pong. He hit one, he hit another, and he flew into a fire hydrant. I got out of that car, I started dying laughing.

That was like my way of coping with it laughing the fire i was like spray water i was like dude it didn't oh fuck and that's why i was laughing i literally posted a video i posted a video on twitter and it was me dying laughing and i go guys it's not like the movies and i look at the fire hydrant and it's not spraying any water and he's like fucking shaking and i gave him a hug i was like it's good bro none of us are hurt like insurance will take care of it'll be a headache don't he was gonna go fucking grab the guy like out the fucking car he's a cop they're all cops i'm gonna tell me i was like bro come on don't stress and i fucking i would have had a totally different reaction i i fucking i i and i was just laughing it was like that that was my way of

dealing with shit people fucking nowadays just need to understand like comedy's coming there's people that want to laugh but they're afraid to because nobody's leading the way i promised myself at the beginning of all this shit that i no matter what amount of money i wouldn't change that's the way to do it i literally just told donah i denied and don't talk about the details I promised myself at the beginning of all this shit that no matter what amount of money, I wouldn't change. That's the way to do it. I literally just told Donut, I denied, and don't talk about the details, but I denied thousands of dollars. Because these people told me that my tweets weren't fucking... Kosher? Yeah.

They weren't fucking soft enough? Yeah, and I told them, I'm like, sorry. Like, I can't change. That's the way to do it is, it's harder because we get to pass on a lot of shit i will give that to non-white people is yeah ask compared to like everyone else for sure it's definitely easier for us but here's the thing i feel bad for baddie if we can get a slow pan in on baddie during this segment slow cut in of white privilege like they they say that shit i think it's fucking hilarious i fucking find it cody could batty both of them i don't look at someone's

race when i fuck when they make a good joke a good joke's a good joke it's just the fucking internet yeah white people batty texts me the the weirdest stuff all the time about racist stuff and I'm like, man, what is this stuff? Why is he sending this? It must be a joke. And I'm like, ha ha ha. And then he sends like the devil horns, but it's like that face. I'm like, okay, daddy must love me. And I'm just...

Our group texts are full of daddy slurs constantly. I get like a lawnmower emo than this. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buddy, what was that word you were saying earlier?

Ginger! Ginger! It was something like that. G-I-N-G-E-R. Ginger. Yeah, yeah, it was the same letters. But it was the same that G-I-N-G-E-R ginger yeah yeah it was the same letters but

it was the same letter what was it thank you everyone for watching the unsubscribe podcast everyone showing up today we have of course Donut Operator Eli Double Tap

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thank you I love you all thank you guys so much have a fucking fantastic day oh yeah show some skin baby woo damn donut looking thick

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