Unsubscribe Podcast - 37 - Tim Kennedy Hates Freedom ft. Tim Kennedy

Episode Date: January 23, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep37 - Tim Kennedy Hates Freedom Ft. Tim Kennedy WOW. JUST WOW. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WE COULD GET TIM KENNEDY TO SPILL ALL ON OUR NEW PODCAST EPISODE!!! Also he is a nerd. that is it. ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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tried one. Oh, which one is that open one. You just gotta open it. I've never tried one. Oh. Which one is that? Mango. I love mango. I like mango. Okay, okay. Mango's a good flavor.

It smells good. That's really the only thing Whitehaw has going for it. It's like you smell it, and then it's just kind of like sh**ty water. Give it a sip. Maybe not do that. I mean, probably ruin it. It's already, it's White Claw. It's seltzer water. Yeah, it's seltzer water.

Is there alcohol in that? Yeah. Is that okay? I mean, there's scotch. You see Tim instantly clothes gone. He just stays there naked. It's like, oh shit, I didn't know about this. Where'd his clothes go?

Tim's not allowed to drink. Definitely not tequila. So tequila? Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and batty. That guy's fucking ridiculous and donut. It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hi everyone unsubscribe podcast here we're with batty donut and eli double tap remember to like

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Cody's intro. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. We are joined by Batty Streams, Eli Double Tap, and because of his extensive knowledge of anime, Tim Kennedy. Fluck, make sure when we cut that, you cut away the table so no one can see the line Tim just did. We'll just start this off strong.

Tim on cocaine for the first time ever. Here we go. I just need a little pop. Yeah. One sip of White Claw and you're good to go. I just needed a bump. Yeah. It'd been better if you like all're like, I don't drink.

Okay. I'm ready. It's like, bro, Tim goes harder than anyone. It's out of my system in 48 hours. Back in like four hours. Talking about cocaine, the first 30 seconds of the podcast, demonetized. God damn it. It's weird that every episode gets reviewed by YouTube now.

It's so crazy. I don't get it. Fluck for cocaine. Put the word snow. Just snow. Snow. Can's weird that every episode gets reviewed by YouTube now. It's so crazy. I don't get it. Fluck for cocaine. Put the word snow. Just snow. Snow. Can we use that? Yeah, sure.

No, we can say cocaine. That's fine. Okay. In the first 30 seconds. Cocaine. Might as well. Don't do it. It's bad for you.

There we go. Dare. Bad. Is it? I think it is. A lot of people do it, so it can't be that bad right a lot of people drink water i'll definitely take people using that over fentanyl or meth or heroin or it comes from a plant so i get in the spectrum of like illicit drugs it's on the lower end

you know but still probably not is that what is that what we're doing today we're debating coke yeah is coke veganism we should do that like the spectrum of appropriate drugs in society where where is everything

like if you're just popping pills that you stole from your mom that's depressed like is that on this side or is that on this side it's highly specific

I don't know better than them going down the toilet and into our water system you know Like, is that on this side or is that on this side? It's highly specific. I don't know. Better than them going down the toilet and into our water system, you know? Deep right there. Wow. And then what's the other end of the spectrum? I mean, I think meth and fentanyl would be on this. Fentanyl is a hard.

Those are bad. Oh, crocodiles definitely, I think, on the furthest end of it. That's that Russian shit. Yeah, there was licking toads. Have you seen crocodile? No, I don't know what it is oh my dude it's a drug that it's made from match heads gas and they're litter their arms deco like their body parts that we're inject oh it is 100 we can see their bones yeah literally their bones are exposed because they just do it and they don't stop doing it okay you have a one month survival rate once you start. Don't do that.

Russia. AK-47. They give us the greatest things. Dude, dash cam, Russian dash cams. You ever look those compilations up on YouTube? Oh, yeah. On Reddit. They're great. Yes.

On Reddit. You watch those on those. Do you like Reddit, Tim? I do. We'll have one of those combat footage subreddit like amazing oh yeah like uh tim huge gamer as dono say anime video games love it all yeah pokemon pretty much can't be beaten in the card games there there we go we're actually going to today pull up images of pokemon and we want to see

what their names are according to tim kennedy and how they appear yeah um he knows all 150 of them Charmander what we're at a good start Pikachu 2 okay when you evolve the Charmander not evolved is that little fire lizard guys you know this hold up who's this guy yeah who's that one oh that's Green Gray Hulkman. Gray Hulkman, everyone. He's like, that's Tim Kennedy mana. You can't add mana in your last name. I'm adding him in a porn. Oh, well, we were saying he's the... The Four Fister.

That's his special attack, Four Fist. And he has a damage of 84. Good. See, Tim is huge. It's just a random arbitrary number. Yo, that's what he has a damage of 84 good see it's just a random arbitrary number that's what he has I know these things I know things about

why do I get so hot in here when we talk about things I don't know anything about so what does Charmander what's his evolve form and not evolve form Charmander is the first one. Yeah. Oh, and then he-

That's the little one. The little fire lizard. And then he evolves into- A Zard. I'm going to give you a tip. Well, hold on. There's one evolution before the- Yeah.

Oh, yeah. There's three of them. Yeah. Yeah. What's the name of that Russian drug that I want to do right now? Crocodile. Okay. It would probably make me feel better about-

No joke. There's a Pokemon called Crocodile. It's pretty close. Crocodilemon? Yeah. Crocodilemon? Yeah. He's Edmond. You No joke. There's a book one called Crocodile. It's pretty close. Crocodile Mon. Uh huh. Uh huh. Crocodile Mon.

Yeah. You said Mon. No, that was Digimon. That was where they just added Mon to the end of everything. Charmeleon. Mon. Mon. Charmeleon is the second one, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That's it. And then there's the third one, which is. The wings. It had the wings and the fire. No. Nothing. It the fire now nothing It's the head right there the dragon head No, it's not it might look similar but

You know Charizard's bone structure It's the cheekbones I'm starting to think you guys lied about Jim Kennedy's Pokemon knowledge to me here And I'm feeling a little betrayed I have a six year old Okay Okay And he has a book That's this big And then he has

Even though we're pretty anti-device He has the Pokemon Go app Okay Which we then I get in the car Or he gets on the back of my motorcycle And we drive around to different parks And we like spin this thing and he gets stuff.

And then he can go and capture things with the things that he gets from the spin thing. And then once he accumulates a certain amount of things, he can then grow the thing that he had into a more powerful version of the prior thing. Yeah, straight up. That's a perfect breakdown of Pokemon Go. Actually, like not even joking. That's literally Pokemon Go. What the fuck, right? Yeah, I know.

I told them. I told them. He plays the shit out of that, by the way. I really do, yeah. I still think it's more intimidating him riding up on a motorcycle with this kid to a kid's park. Catch it! Catch it! He gets off, kicks the kickstand out, walking, and the son's like,

any of you fucking touch my son's Pokemon, I will kill you. Yeah, that's not how it works. And then he has another game where you upload the cards. Yep. And you can play digitally. Yeah, yeah. Pokemon TCG online. That's it.

I don't play that one, but I know that one. I know it. It saves you a lot more money than the actual card. No, you have to buy the actual cards. You have to physically buy the card, and then there's a digital QR code that you have to scan to give you that card in the actual cards. You have to physically buy the card and then there's a digital QR code that you have to scan to give you that card in the digital space.

How much money has your son spent? How much? Not a lot. We have, I've negotiated and traded. Like, oh, you want some elk meat or some buffalo meat? I want those Pokemon cards.

This is how this is going to work. It's a trade-off. Yeah. So it works really well. Yeah, I going to work. It's a trade-off. Yeah. So it works really well. Yeah. I mean, like if we're in a post-apocalyptic world and somebody wanted food and I had food and they had something that I wanted like. Pokemon cards.

Yes. And the apocalypse is going to be huge. Yeah. That and ammo. Yeah. I mean, imagine how many Pokemon. And y'all make fun of me for having Pokemon cards as currency. It is currency.

I fucking. That's what I said. Alcohol, ammo, Pokemon cards. Yep. imagine how many poke and y'all making and y'all make fun of me for having pokemon cards alcohol ammo pokemon cards no ass that's definitely a currency in post-apocalyptic no i have this job for a person to help me tim you just start sliding the meat over. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner.

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I'm good. Batty's like, I need that Charizard. How did it go down there? Speaking of Pokemon, on the news two days ago, I saw that two cops in California were fired because instead of going to, I think it was a robbery? There was a Snorlax. There was a Snorlax on Pokemon Go.

Yeah, they were playing Pokemon Go on duty, and they went to that instead of the robbery. How did they, I mean, did the Chinese give the intel to the department? Being like,

hey, two of your deputies went to 1543. How did they know exactly? One of them was live streaming that we found a Starlox!

I mean, if that happened, the guy deserves just out of stupidity. But, unit 36, we need you this way and the car's like did you see

like where the fuck are they going I didn't read it but that's probably what happened their supervisors are looking at their GPS in their car

and it's like what the fuck are they doing dash cams all they see is the phone scrolling you went from

40 miles per hour to parked then it appears you walked around for three minutes got in the car then drove back to said location what were you doing okay but did they catch the snorlax i don't know i gotta find these guys i saw an article about this and they used the picture of a charizard when they were talking about Snorlax. I was so like, I was mad. I was mad. I was upset.

Speaking of so money, your son hasn't spent a whole bunch, but flip side, Donuts found out, you know Roblox? His son went on a Roblox adventure with Robux. You can buy in-game houses and stuff, Donut? What was it?

Yeah, jets, houses, mansions. Thoughts. He probably bought some girlfriends. So he looked like the coolest 10-year-old. Guess how much he spent. Donut didn't figure this out until months later. Because he did it over the course of a year and it was little amounts. It was from my PayPal account.

And I just don't pay attention to my PayPal account. That's where all my donations from my Twitch stream go. Thanks, Twitch. Thanks, Twitch. Thanks, Twitch. I got a lot of it back. $5,000. What? What?

Yeah. You're thinking it's like $100 or $200? Yeah. That was way. I mean, that was a full extra zero. For 13 months, he was taking out like $5 here, $10 here. For every day for like an entire over here does he still live i tried to kill him the phone call you said the best because it was like

calling grandma yeah he was staying with his grandmother at the time who lives about an hour and a half away from us and i called him and he's like hey dad i said bro blocks he goes throws the phone down and runs into his room. Slams the door. My mom picks it up. She's like, he's crying. What did you do? I'm like, nothing, mom.

Don't worry about it. I said one word. I'm on my way over. Prepare the sacrifice. With a brick and a sleeping bag. Sack of oranges. Doesn't leave bruises i guess bricks do those leave bruises

sharp edges but those kids learn fast hazing was different yeah it was very very different soap and soap in a pillowcase now brick in a sleeping bag when did you go to when you were when you join 2002 oh dang three years before me i'm fucking old ah you're the oldest one now he's older than me i'm usually the old one always literally every fucking episode but what are you doing that you don't asian okay then fall off real fast at 60 You're like 500 years old Your beard's gonna magically grow

I'm like It's just these hairs grow really long when I wake up When they're like no But your faux got really good I want you to do my nails That's what we're doing after You're probably gonna be a master swordsman overnight Oh my god, Tim.

Nails are so disgusting right now. We got to redo you. I'm the only non-white one. It's always great. It's like the Mexican-Asian one. None of us can make those jokes. No, no. We just sit here.

I started going down and like making an Asian accent. I was like, no, no, no. I can't do that. I don't want to. You caught yourself as it was coming up. 2022. I know these things. You're like, no, no, no, I can't do that. I don't think. You caught yourself as it was coming up. 2022, I know these things. You're like, these jokes aren't funny anymore. Boring.

I call Eli to make the Asian voice in my videos when I need an Asian voice. Hey, can you do this real quick? Do you just have him on the phone next to the mic? Yeah, I've done that a couple times. And then in text it says Eli is Asian. Just like reaffirming. It's like, this is cool. What a lame world.

It's the worst. We had our buddy, A-Reb. His literal, his Twitter handle. Everything is A-Reb. A-R-A-B. And across the board, he has that. He got it somehow. He was like, hey, Twitter, can I have the name A-Reb?

Yeah, and he is. He's not white, so. People will be scared to say his name when they go into his chat and stuff just because it's Arab. He's like, that's racist. Like, hey, my Middle Eastern friend. You're like, it's just, it's literally, it's not racist. They just get fucking scared. And it was our only podcast to be demonetized right off the bat.

Oh, yeah, we had to wait. The last one is the one that we're waiting on this one right now. Really? That was the first one. But the first one is the one that we're waiting on this one right now really that was the first one but the first one was a yeah he's we'll just do it again though people thought in the in the comments that we were just using like a slur they were just like what's up it's our arab buddy here it's like no that's his name that's his handle yeah i was like ptsd sitting next to me he's just having a good time. We're having a good time. But YouTube's not.

No, YouTube, I took four or five days. Not a lot of good times on YouTube anymore. They were like, nope, this is a big no-go. I just got in trouble for that thing. What, which thing? I don't know. The truck thing? The Taliban thing.

Yeah. Take it down? Oh. That's probably a network television saying something. Yeah, that was. Yeah, I know executives. I know those text messages. That was a national like, could you not?

You get those people and they're like, what are you doing, Tim? Yeah. Tim, we need to talk. That wasn't clear to share. That wasn't distributed yet. And I was like, oh. So do I pull it? Yeah.

I might have to like slip onto my phone and delete something really fast. Okay, yeah. You do what you gotta do. You're good, buddy. But I still stand by those words. But I'm just... It's so lame, man.

I'll just have to wait 48 hours for... We can give you a nice speech if you want to look into one of these cameras and we can bleep the entire segment. No, we're fine.

No, we're good. There she says. Is it... We just can't... Oh, okay. That makes sense. Fine. See? Then you're good.

Cool. Taliban, burn in hell. And they're a government. Don't even say government in the Taliban, it's the same sentence. No! Not a legitimate government. This is the Taliban, this is a legitimate government, and there's a divide permanently forever.

And they can never be the same thing. They cannot coexist. White claw between them. White claws wouldn't separate them. And that's delicious and they're terrible white Satan's skull. Yeah, that's what's separating them. Satan's skull. Is this like the mixture to get through the seven gateways of hell? I think so. Yes. That's that texture pattern.

Okay, so Tim, you're actually into fantasy literature. Yeah. So you like Willowtime you were discussing earlier, though. I haven't watched the series, and I haven't read the books in two decades. Last time I read the books was probably 10, 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. Yeah.

Yeah. What other literature are you? The Witcher, obviously. Henry Cavill. Big H? Big H. We try to talk about Henry Cavill at like every podcast now.

At least one. Every other, every. I never want to bring him up in front of my wife. Yeah, fair. Yeah. Absolutely.

We don't have like the celebrity agreement, but it exists. But even not, it's weird that you both have Henry Cavill though, right? Yeah. Same. I picture Tim coming home and then Henry's walking out.

And then the next day, your wife's bringing groceries home she walks out, Tim's wife he is truly the most beautiful man on the planet dude and he's a mega nerd you know that? he almost missed Superman audition because he was doing a raid in World of Warcraft

he has all the knowledge on Witcher games and books. He's brilliant. Yeah. And one of my... So beautiful. That's one of my favorite things about him in interviews. I always try to superimpose if the genders were reversed.

If he were the one doing the interview to a female actress. How creepy it would would be how disgustingly profane Lawsuits that would happen instead. It's like a female interviewing her at Henry Calvin sick Oh, you are so look at these Wow, man. I just can't take my eyes off of can I touch this? Okay to be fair a man would do the same thing to him, though. Yes. But you could never do that to a woman. You never got no...

These are fantastic. Nice. The shape of them. Go touch that again. I loved you. I'm regretting not sitting next to you today. A guy would get instantly flagged. You crushed it in Game of Thrones. And that scene.

Fantastic. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple.

Nice tits! Um... He has massive chest, though. Yeah, it's like him and chris hemsworth both of those dudes are just chris hemsworth thor yeah because there's four chrises yeah yeah chris and there's two hemsworths yep liam yeah there's like all the chrises actually the chris hemsworth he's the pinnacle i think yeah him and henry big, big H sit at the top. Big H. They're both giants.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is rare in Hollywood. Usually it's like five, six, five. Eli, stop trying to normalize short people. It's gonna happen. It's not normal, Eli.

It's gonna happen, everyone. It's never gonna happen. Five, sixes. You have Tom Cruise. That's all you got, man. Like, stop it. Stop it. Hell, a bunch of the Marvel dudes were tiny

yeah but not Chris Evans he's the one except Chris Hemsworth when you see them on like the panels it's like little dude little dude little dude little girl little girl little girl and then Chris Hemsworth yeah this is different that dude is and apparently

he can sing he's funny like when you watch interviews like the girls are talking about him, and they're like, yeah, I was hoping he was going to be a dickhead, because he's like. He's 6'3". Yeah, see. That's not giant, but that's big. That's big for Hollywood.

I'm 6'1". That's big. Yeah. I like looking up at people. It must suck being him. I don't think so. Tinder would be hard. People wouldn't believe that shit if he was on Tinder.

Okay, Thor. Oh, yeah. Thor's on here. How tall are you? Six, three, dot, dot, dot. And drop the hammer. Oh, no. God damn it.

Oh, no. So, Witcher, you watched the show? I don't watch a lot of TV. It's just reading or audio books. Reading. Like the words. Oh, wow. No, that's rare. the show and did you watch i don't watch a lot of tv i was just reading or audiobooks reading like the words oh wow no that's funny that's not that's rare like a lot of my friends now that are into fantasy literature and things like that are all audiobook guys they don't they don't do the actual paperback i think you miss a big part i forget a lot in the audiobook yes yeah absolutely

and because the departure from the page to your mind, like you're the one that has to process. Build that word. Yeah, and the way I read, I'm actually like saying the words out loud in my brain and I'm the one that's, it's not somebody just saying words that I'm like, oh, that's kind of cool.

This story is exciting. And I forgot what happened two pages ago. Like I'm still carrying on because I literally like had to look at the word and then imagine what was happening and so it's a totally difference do the other book i was just doing an audio book and it's like i was driving and then like 20 minutes i'm like oh i'm almost to the location and then it's like and now because the disease is ravaging this ship blah blah blah i was like when the fuck did

this happen when did i miss it i just did i black out for 20 minutes and i have to go listen to like a chapter again catch back up because i just i'll space out on ebooks i'm like oh it's gone oh okay now i'm following it but i i'm big on reading and then uh i've i've daughters that are freshmen and sophomore in college. So I read all of like... Twilight. Twilight. Of course, I've read Harry Potter five times now. Okay, but Team Edward or Team Jacob? Team Jacob.

Okay, good, good. Just making sure. The wolves, yeah. Yeah. I want the rage. I want the hotness. Yeah. I just pictured you with a poster. rage. I want the hotness. Yeah. I just pictured you with a poster.

You don't want the sparkles. You're not a spark poster. Whose idea was it to make vampires sparkly? Like, like. It's not die in the sunlight. It's just have a very nice skin complexion. Yeah. It's like.

Now makeups these days all have that like glitter powder stuff in it. So like you're pretty much just... It looks like they were at a strip club for 12 hours and they just left. And it's like, don't look, I'm hideous. Literally, the scene is that, I think. It's like, don't look, and it's sparkling. It's like, oh my God, he's diamond. I'm so sorry.

I'm fucking serious. I fucking hate you. Is that serious? And you read all of them? Why? All of them. God, you're a good father Yeah

You good Nah sorry He's Blacked out for a little bit From Twilight Edward Harry Potter's fucking Amazing

Yeah Yeah I love how like Jake here rolling right now Is Antisemitic And Oh yeah She just went off

On like No she's not but they like they're portraying is that what it is no she she's amazing okay so the um she's a fucking fantastic human she's amazing generous philanthropic great human and the anti-lgbtq things that she said were that the beauty and literature and the stories of love stories that have happened in fantasy were existed because of the the male female and the beauty that can happen between that and not that any other form of it is less beautiful but she said in literature those are beautiful things that have happened historically. You cannot debate that.

Like the love stories that have happened. Yeah. Troy. I mean, Shakespeare. Yeah, Shakespeare. You can't really go away from like how beautiful the love stories have been, especially in fantasy. Yeah. And a lot of the motivations of the patriarchs of families are driven in love and like the anti-hero,

like even serious, you know, like him loving his family. And then when you look at Snape and him loving Lily Potter and all of those are underlined with, with romance. Well, somehow that was anti-LGBTQ. And then her being anti-Semitic is about, I don't remember what nighttime host said, that the way that she portrayed the goblins who ran the banks were Jewish. Jon Stewart was. That's it, Jon Stewart. He was joking around with a friend about it, though, because he just came out with it.

But the headline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every single thing. Because he was bashing the news. Is anti-Semitic because the goblins. I only saw the headline. I never actually heard the backstory to it. If you go to share things on Twitter,

it asks you to read the article first. And you should read the article and not just read the clickbait. That's why nobody was just sharing it. I didn't share it! I didn't know! I just had heard that. Jon Stewart came out on Twitter

and he was like, fuck you, media, for spinning my words. He was like, I've never said she was anti-Semitic. But like, yeah, all the headlines were. But for a week news cycle, a joke about goblins made her anti-Semitic. And she wasn't even invited on the HBO 20 or review like of Harry Potter because of LGBTQ and anti-Semitic remarks.

And you're like, what the fuck i hate our fucking world sometimes dude it's so loud and so just pissed off at everything you're like stop it why this is harry potter she wrote fucking phenomenal books she was when she became a billionaire she donated to put her out of a billionaire status because she donated so much money like instantly she's like. That's pretty epic. Yeah. Did you notice, Matty,

how similar Wheel of Time to The Witcher were? Yes, absolutely. I mean, like they didn't go to the same well to drink. He went to the Wheel of Time well and ingested every drop of water and then wrote his own books. It's the same looking for that chosen child like it's and then the like the women being the power carriers yeah um the way that the sex are organized and you have like this one big group

that um kind of runs all that behind the scenes almost like like all the uh mages and wizards and that shenanigans that's all right though still a good series are we doing 4k now so then you can see all the lines of me not sleeping last night every crease is just gonna be punched in there at least you guys look really beautiful as you can tell on that one just crystal mine focus this time yeah you know what happened you lean i was like baddie start you that's why you start here and then you go like this and become out of focus this is shit but yeah so I haven't read or watched Wheel of that

is that arguably best fantasy series since Tolkien or Lewis have you name of the wind have you read name of the wind name of the wind Rothf read name of the wind yeah oh name of the wind rothfuss yeah do it in the book too uh was it we're still waiting i haven't read the second three

yeah they're one of my favorite book series that dude they say the three is going to be the stone door yep um and it has said that it's gonna be coming out every year for the past five years so nine years now is it hasn't been really that long wow no no nine years since book two is finished yeah yeah yeah yeah that's it it was five years ago and he's like no no it's coming out this year one one every dude the guys he's only wrote two books well a small third one and instantly catapulted to one of the best authors even um it's brilliant yeah martin george rr martin was like hey this is one of the biggest authors of our time and this is his first book

I have it on the wall somewhere I have name of the wind on there I have extra copies yeah I haven't read the second one oh the second one's so good I haven't read it in a minute man because he starts doing shit and it's like the science the magic there's science properties

and they follow laws of like thermodynamics it's like the science the magic there's science properties and they follow laws of like thermodynamics it's really fucking i love how they he hops in timelines you know where he's telling a story in current day and but you don't know if you have power if he has powers but he's speaking if he as if he doesn't or he's lost them um but then he's flashing back as he's developing his powers you're like this is so rad. Yep. And, uh, no, I'm all excited to read this.

I got one. Oh, what duty? He goes, like, have you read any Terry good kind? Yeah. Uh,

sort of truth or confessor's trilogy. Oh my, see, that's my life. He's a fucking nerd. That's like my, I told you, my book,

fantasy literature. I know. You've deployed this many times. You're either going to be the Red Bull asshole, uh, the video game guy, You've deployed this many times. You're either going to be the Red Bull asshole. The video game guy. Or you're going to be like the workout guy that reads books.

Yeah. I'm the workout guy that reads books. That's fucking dope. I just didn't figure it'd be like. See, I just skipped the deployment part and just played video games and read books. The Army spent so much money on this, man. Army sniper. Airassault, right? Airassault. Army sniper. Air assault, right?

Air assault. School junk. Never deployed a single time during any war. Thank you, taxpayers. Thank you. Not my fault they canceled them. Well, now we don't have a war, so. Yeah. War's not real.

It was all made up. But Terry Goodkind has been probably he just died recently didn't he I don't know I feel like I feel like it was either him

or Terry there's another one there's Goodkind and Percy Jackson I read those ones those were fun um

read those with my daughters and I can't remember um the author's name Piers Anthony. Why is that so? They're really cool. So every death.

That's Percy Jackson, right? No. No, okay. Death is a figurehead and a department and a person and a job that has to be filled by a soul. So it's not like, so the death as we know it, when somebody comes in, there's actually a person that does that job, which is taking all the bodies.

And then the office of time and the office of war and the office of famine, those are all roles that are filled by a person. And every one of those roles has to be filled by a person. And that the TV show or the movie, Tim Allen with Santa Claus, where Santa Claus fell off the roof. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And he had a place. It's very similar. Like they actually, they stole those from these books. And the first book is about death and then it's war and time. And it is brilliant.

I've never heard. Okay. What's it called again? I think the author's Pierce Anthony, I think. And what's the book series called? I don't remember. I'm going to have to. Yeah.

See, that's super interesting because death would be like, man, this job sucks dick. There's so many jobs that just suck. They're good. I'll send you. I got, I got them all suck they're good I'll send you I got I got them all they're good oh man

have you read um Dritz Jordan um the god R.A. Salvatore nah

if you like D&D world it's fantasy and it's um kind of I mean Lord of the Rings anything like that

but it's all on the dark it it's your typical like hey there's wood elves high elves dark elves fucking humans but you get to see all the the evil races like dark elves are drowned you get to see how going into those book series i didn't know like i was like oh dark elves they're not they're just elves they're like happy elves people and then you're like you know the

dark elves like murder their third born child if they have a third born it's instantly sacrificed for fat for power and you're like oh these they're bad these people are evil and they hate everyone but you grow up in that society for lady loth and they just they teach you it's like oh no we're the good guys this is normal we have to go out okay now we got to go raid these villages and kill everyone you're like what the fuck but it follows a one individual that broke off from that path and text me that i'll read them they're very very very good very good and there's like 40 of them now uh 38 i think almost 40 yeah there's a lot the hell of a series been reading it since i was deployed started pulling i was like all the store star wars books i read every one of them a lot. It's a hell of a series. I've been reading it since I started deploying it. All the Star Wars books. I read every one of them.

The extended universe before they removed all that from existence. Literally, Dave was just like, and none of this canon exists. Disney, you guys are great. Have you watched New Boba? Are you watching the Boba Fett series? I haven't seen the most recent episode three.

I haven't seen episode three yet. I was working. That came out yesterday. That's right. He was working. Boba Fett series? I haven't seen the most recent episode three. Yeah, I haven't seen episode three yet. Is that? I was working. Oh, that came out yesterday. That's right. He was working. But not like donut work. Like real work.

Like real work. What's that? These guys are like having a job again. I stayed up really late last night. I'm like, oh, did you? I'm so sorry. Tim was like, fuck you.

No, it's good to see you again. I got off at like 6 a.m. I slept a couple hours and then drove here. I stayed on the plane. What were you doing? Drinking. What were you doing, Tim? Working.

Fighting for America. Yeah. Pussy. I have a headache from drinking last night. You don't know my pain. Do you have COVID? I'm like, no. I have Texas moon dust jammed in my sinuses for running along in cold.

It was cold last night, too. It got real cold. I can tell because I had to bring my trash out real quick and then came back inside. It was brutal. When he threw that thing in there and looked up at the moon, he's like, man, Tim must be real cold. And then walked into his heated house. Time for another white claw. Darn.

What a life. Good life. Good life. So what you're not doing anymore, fighting or anything, or are you still train and everything? Yeah. So train.

Um, I got to compete a couple of times last year. I was hoping to compete a whole bunch more this year. Uh you know the government had other plans so maybe i get to compete more next year don't you at this age doesn't it fucking hurt waking up some days from no the the more i train the better i feel oh okay yeah the uh that when i'm sitting in a car for six hours um you know i miss a couple of days of workout consecutively then i'm like i'm achy but if it's constant you know like tomorrow i'll get a couple of workouts in a box in the morning i'll grapple in the afternoon um like i'll feel so much better tomorrow evening than i would have having having

sat in the car for 10 hours today. Back tightening up and all that stuff. Hips all jacked. That's how it's like. I see UFC fighters or any fighting now. I used to do it when I was 20. Now I'm like, man, those guys, that would suck waking up the next day

after you're just getting beat the fuck up. So this is cool. By then, OPSEC will not be relevant like as we're sitting here hey i just got visas so for americans in afghanistan and pakistan like as we're sitting here the organization save our allies that i that i work for yeah i saw i saw a bunch of that when when everything was going on dude the fucking i remember when you were doing that shit and then still people on the internet like tim's over there causing okay i'm like wow you cannot win and care has never been trying to do good and they're like he's just fucking shit up my cousin's aunt's uncle told me

he's messed up the entire evac plan it's his his fault Afghanistan fell apart, actually, at the end of the day. Thanks, Tim. Thanks, Tim. Thanks. There's one, and God bless their heart, because that soldier that was at that gate was really doing their job as best as they could. And of course, they don't have,

they're not privy to what is happening or who I'm working for or what general or what agency, three letter agency is asking me to move specific people. They don't know any of that stuff. All they know is that I show up and I have these people and then it becomes an ass pain for them. Yeah. So like, you know, in complete empathy to that soldier, I would be pissed at me.

You know, if like, dude, this random cowboy dude dude shows up he's got a bus full of people fuck that guy you know as like i have to search them i don't know who they are he's not going to tell me you know like i can't tell them they don't know that this was a three-liter agency and that whole entire list is already approved manifested and i have a plane waiting for them and i have a hanger that's assigned to them and every single name has been triple redundantly confirmed to be the right person but that's still just a soldier being like fuck that guy you know like he just brought me more water

that's just mad that e-force just stays a god damn it Tim Kennedy yeah and uh so yeah yeah I heard that Tim doesn't like guns he's bringing in terrorists and he's anti-2a so you have to be sympathetic first and but then second is like i've never seen such a pathetic cesspool of veterans stabbing other veterans

trying to do the right thing then what happened and during the afghanistan evacuation but you also have to be like do you remember how frustrated you were when Kabul was falling and Baf and Kaf had already fallen and you're like, what? Like I lost friends there or like all of that emotion of 20 years kind of building up in real time.

You're so frustrated. You can't do anything. And then Tim Kennedy is on Instagram. Yeah. You know, I get it. Like I would, I could be Matt too, but they just didn't understand. And then they were lobbying

unfound accusations because they, again, didn't understand. And one thing to piss off the veteran community is be a successful veteran in that veteran community. We've talked about that. Nobody hates successful vets

like other vets. It's wild. Absolutely wild. Thank you for doing something out of the military. Yeah. We had 12,000 people in 10 days. Jesus. Christ.

That is every NGO combined isn't 5% of what we moved. So every single other organization that you've ever heard about on the news. Didn't even not a drop compared to what we did in 10 days. That's so your tempo. How much did you sleep? And probably I slept zero. I slept zero the whole time. Like I would lay down on the ground and then Sean,

my boss would be like, get up. You have to go. Racky and a rat line. Cause we just lost abbey gate you know oh my god thank god the military pays you so much money oh no that so that was

a that was when you're a volunteer oh for an NGO yeah that means you're not being paid oh no I was a volunteer I was for an NGO that means you're not being paid oh no I was a volunteer I was there in no official capacity whatsoever

that makes you such a better human than me here on subscribe we gave our support like not publicly but like when we were together I was like man I liked some of the Instagram posts yeah I did I hearted them man look at Tim out there

there was one I'm sitting on the like on the H-Kaya airport and we're waiting to load a full manifest on and I take a selfie piece of shit and the guy behind me has a 511

backpack which i have no idea i have not slept in 10 days i've not slept and there's no way that i'm like okay product placement put this backpack on yeah afghan guy come here with a random 511 bag i need you to stand behind me for the selfie like no point was this even considered right but this this goes up and every comment was like you shill of a human out there you know trying to promote and shill some product for like in their defense though your caption was when i'm saving people in af, I turn to 5.11 back. It's the caption that really threw people off. That's a joke.

It's a joke, everyone. It's a joke. It's not the caption. In confirmation bias, though, no matter how many times you're going to say it's a joke, there's still going to be this huge group of people that are like, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it, Tim.

Tim is a piece of shit. People love to believe the worst in humanity. And how they instill it. The worst possible thing is what you're doing all the time. It doesn't matter. Have you seen True Detective? Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

I don't remember if it was episode one or episode two. When Matthew Conahay and Woody Harrelson were in the car and he was talking about confirmation bias, whereas you as an investigator, where you have an idea about what took place and then you start looking for evidence that's going to support the thing that you believe, it's that way with hate, with the internet right now.

You know, it's like Matt Best and Evan Hafer and Jared. I want to believe this thing about them because they're successful veterans. So because I believe this thing, even though it's not rooted in any form of truth, I am now going to look for any form of words that support my inaccurate beliefs. Yeah. Hopefully, maybe it's a New York Times article that is a hit piece that I'm going to take out of context words that are going to support my absolute irrational beliefs. But me as a hateful person, shallow, ignorant, and pathetic, I'm going to use this confirmation

bias effort and find information, regardless if it's truthful and factual, to support my horrific ideas. Yeah. And I've never seen it so powerful. Oh, it's bad now. People are referencing me being anti-gun, but they reference other people in an article that was an editorial that was written by a guy that never talked to me or interviewed me or has no idea. And he referenced everything in that editorial off an interview that was taken out of context,

but that's their source material. And somehow that is enough information for this person to have a belief about me or my views on freedom. And you can't change there. There's nothing that you can do to ever change their mind, give them solid evidence and they'll still shit all over you yeah you can hand them like everything and you're like

thank you yeah you're don't believe it but that's literally the sword of course you'd make all this up to support your fucking bullshit here's 1900 interviews over 20 years of you being in the limelight of your position but do you know what I have

I have one second clip off yeah I have a five second clip off YouTube that I took out of context that really supports what I feel just to say that never happens right Cody never happens yeah

no one has dealt with this before on this table oh god it's fucking insane I have faith though I would have known what this meant for on this table oh god I have faith though I think we're going to turn a corner and we'll be better humans in the apocalypse? when everything ends? this is after the age of information

the internet's long dead if we go to war with China and Russia and just like the EMP thing happens I'm sorry about your video games, but... Oh, I'm thrilled. We're going to have the coolest band again here. Can you imagine how fun we would have? I got a 73 rat rod motorcycle in the garage right now. It's going to look so cool with a double barrel saddled on the side.

Matty's going to die first. Oh, yeah. Obviously, he chose to ride a motorcycle during the apocalypse. He was shot many times. He was shot on the way. We were in a convoy. It was really stupid. But I looked cool as fuck dying.

Chuck Norris, Batty. Right there. Tried to trade his ass for Pokemon cards. It was so weird. Batty went downhill real quick. For some reason, I know what to do after the internet shut up he went crazy our podcast wouldn't exist we're doing it we're training uh we're og training the military again like compass azimuth that's protractor i used to teach that

when i was that was fun but i mean it's the it is top driven like hey prepare for a time where you do not have GPS prepare when you're blue force of whatever fucking bullshit you do not own the air where you do not have control of the airwaves where

you do not have comms like signal mirrors like that is where we're training right now no looking at a 20 that's that's beautiful a 2025 war like what's the first thing that's gonna happen emp and then everything even playing ground which would be epic that's what it would be like as like an old gray haired green beret i'm'm like, dude, the erection I have just thinking about it. I'm just thinking I wouldn't have. He's fighting me.

I can see it. Murder boner. 5.11 stretcher pants. 5.11. 5.11. Sponsor our podcast. That would suck. I'd just be like oh no there's no AC it's gonna get hot here

or really cold or we're gonna fight it's gonna be cold at least I have a lot of ammo at least I have that and my FN guns they're the best I have to pick one tomorrow which one And my FN guns. They're the best. Oh, man. Poor shilling heart.

I have to pick one tomorrow. Which one? The new one? The FN-15 TAC. Oh, yeah. The TAC-3. Yeah. Yeah.

I haven't shot it yet. Is that the new era they're doing? Yeah. Yeah. I just got that. Yeah. It's sitting in the F. You have it?

I don't know. I'm sorry. We're not cool enough over here to work with FN. Oh! Oh, okay! I had it. I have to work with FF. Oh, okay. Here we go. Pick up mine tomorrow.

Oh, nice. Yeah. Cons. Send that stuff real quick. That's a nice. What's it like being under six foot? Six feet tall. I enlisted at six foot.

I was six, two and I'm six. I came in like just try a six one and now i'm like five eleven flat an inch and a half in 17 years damn the army's still gonna fight you when you get out about me i don't know do that that was totally on you you did it yourself that's your fault yeah i mean there mean, there's some. There's like pictures of me hanging from a tree with my parachute with a stick through my leg. And they'll still be like, not service related. I'm like laying on the ground with my knee like this, getting blown up. And they're like, not service related.

Yeah. Derek Carver's legs they're like not service related. Derek Carver's legs gone like not service related. He's going to lift weights. Do you still have legs or we to check that out? Those are conversations they have. Yeah, literally. I had like a minor stroke when I got out

and they straight up just shut me down. I haven't gone back to the VA says I heard it's better now, but I straight up had a short. I went blind, couldn't walk, couldn't move from a virus from Fort Polk. Just fucking there are viruses in Fort Polk. Yeah, anybody that says that there's not. And if you're in the

VA and you're like, did you really get something from Fort Polk? You got everything that is ground zero for everything. Fuck Fort Polk. Yeah, it just straight broke my brain. I had to walk with a cane for a while

because it destroyed my equilibrium. I have no balance anymore. They like tissue eating, like, bro, it was awful. Things that happen that come out of Fort Polk,

they're just like, this is going to eat your brain. I'm sorry. Not service related. You'll be fine. You went home after Fort Polk, so you got that at home yeah like that i want to swear to puta oh i don't miss that at all i went to the va and it was my

oh because i was over iraq i hurt my shoulder from id and then the doctor didn't write down which shoulder was injured over in iraq so I got back in the VA, they were like, nah, they didn't claim which shoulder, so we can't say it was your right one. Do whatever shoulder you want. It doesn't matter. I only got two. And they were like, the paperwork just says injury on shoulder. It didn't

specify which ones got the steroid shots. Yeah, they're being like cool. I'll say they're being cooler than I was. I've heard it's much better now. I'm being told to constantly go back, and I'm just a lazy piece of shit. I had like a photo of me on the medic table, and they're pulling shrapnel out of my back. And they're like, this wasn't on your record.

And I was like, yeah, I didn't want to get sent home. So like our 18 Delta took care of me you know and like stitch me up did you get a purple heart for it though no what but that's what they're saying they're like no no so we're gonna give you a purple heart and i'm as cool i still have three years left can this negatively affect any you know can we give it a little later yeah yeah can we do it like three years and and like but this is the problem that you did that you caused in 2008 is like you didn't do it. The paperwork then I was like, yeah,

we're not good at these things, you know? Yeah, but so we're okay. Like just get out. Stop, stop. Yeah, soldiers are gonna soldier, you know, forever, so. No, no, I did six and got the fuck out. But you didn't do the right things, you know, like you went home with your stroke and it's your fault.

And that's why it's not service related. Absolutely. I don't care anymore. Yeah, exactly. But you should go back. They are better. I think they're being better. Yeah, I'm supposed to do something.

I haven't done the VA in years now. Thankfully, it was like Purple Heart expedited. It was used by personal health care or the VA. And I was like, oh, I have good health care. I'm going to use that. They're going to fix my brain because it doesn't work right now. I have one tooth that is the permanent problem of my whole entire mouth and the only problem that I ever have.

And yes, that was an army dentist. That started it all. Motherfucker. You know, and they're like, I'm army dentist. Well, I was ETS. It was the month after my stroke. So I was on a cane and I was ETSing. But we had I can't remember what the fuck it's called when you all do your med shit.

They have to know, go know you for shit because we're getting ready for a deployment a couple of years, but they cancel it. So it didn't fucking matter. But they still had to go through that process for funding reasons. So I was there. I have a personal fucking dentist personal fucking dentist like you gotta go see the dentist here at the you know the dental van yeah okay and i was like no no no no the dental trailer yeah the trailer it's not even yeah and i was like i'll see my personal dentist i'm etsing periodical health assessment in fucking 14 days yes and uh hopefully you did the part one of the PHA

before you went. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, on your AKO logging with your CAC. Yeah, oh, yeah. Fuck that shit. I'm having nightmares. I still have to do these things. Still?

Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm current. I'm all green. They found a cavity. I was like, fuck. So I was like, I'll get my personal medicine.

I went back. I had my first heart. As I'm on a cane and like still kind of gimpy I have one eye that's doing like this twitch thing. He's like nope gotta go. I'm like I ETS in 14 days Can we not have a army dentist do the fucking destroy my mouth? We go in there dental van loses power three times Are the camper trailer as I'm already been numbed so they have to keep numbing me over and over because they've already started the drilling which by the way before they

started drilling weird we don't see anything that says it's this tooth though no they drilled my tooth with no cavity no okay there was nothing like we don't see anything and it says it's this tooth i'm like then why are we doing this that's on the paper we got to drill it I'm like can you just check the other side we don't see anything there either we got to do it though they drilled my goddamn tooth for I was in there for probably four or five hours just cuz they had that the generator running this fucking camper trailer kept fucking dying got out yeah it's good my mouth was numb for like four days my whole lip everything was fucked up army on three one two three

and then i got out it was great i didn't know yeah and now he's got a drilled tooth which the filling is already had to be replaced because it fell out once immediately that was the one thing I got lucky because they were like, hey, you got to go see dental. Do you want to go to the army one or we send you off post and you go to a public one? Yes, that was always the option. I was like, that one. That one. The latter. The one where I'm not seeing an army person for anything in my mouth.

And I get a leave base. The contractor, they're paying $13 an hour to trill my tooth the private for some reason isn't this a job this is weird officer no i don't want to see the guy in acus i don't want to see the guy please no i don't miss that uh it's all those little dumps i wrote what was it the tb yeah the one i still have a lump from. Yeah, mine messed up. So when they seen it, they were like, oh. You got TB. Yeah, and they freaked out. So that did a week of other dumb shit because of that.

And I was like, that was right before deployment. Yeah. It was crazy. That's what it was from when we were supposed to. So I was supposed to deploy in 2014. They canceled the entire deployment. And of course, we all had to get our TB stuff. And I still have a lump, even though I don't have TB.

But I got a false positive. And now I just have a permanent lump on my arm I might be able to get that out I mean you got a knife? Oh no I was gonna Tim this has been six years does it matter? Do you know how hard I suck? I suck older stuff than that

I don't like that Tim not on the podcast. Just blur it out, everyone. Army. And they said the Navy sucked. I'm learning a lot of stuff today. Navy just added two weeks to their basic. No shit.

Yeah. What was that two weeks? It was an inclusivity. No, I'm serious. Don't worry about it. Yeah, for real. And racial sensitivity. That's an extra two weeks?

Yeah, two. There's a couple other blocks of instruction that are going to be included in this two-week portion. Also, sexual harassment prevention. Nice. Yep. And awareness. You don't want to stop

all the rapes and then some suicide prevention that was helpful a two week safety it's a two week safety brief I'm going to piggyback off what the commander is saying my personal favorite which is

the domestic radical extremism classes no homegrown terrorists. Yeah. Yeah. That's that same block. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, uh, you, we don't want extremists in our ranks, you know, like racists or white supremacists, which we really don't want. We don't want for sure.

Um, but, a current focus from like executive level is that it's always the executive level that they're like there's a bunch of racists down in the military like have you ever been down to the military have you been down there

nobody really cares have you been on the line just most people are actually really close too close close, actually. We need to separate them. We just really care about the job and the work. And if you can do it or you can't. And we don't care what your skin color or your gender is. Go hang out with a group of infantry soldiers

and you will see there is no boundaries. They don't care about much. I almost wish there was a couple boundaries. How do you stay warm? Yeah. Tim, it's 70 degrees. Why are you naked?

These sleeping bags are a little tight for two. Where'd your clothes go? It's cold, guys. We might die of hypothermia. It's 72 degrees. I'm cold. I was in Vermont,

man. We dug snow caves and shit you get your your buddy sleeping bags side-to-side with your pee Nalgene that you pissed in to keep you warm you took that in the sock and you put it in your sleeping bag I don't miss any of it it works it works great yeah yeah right it was hard super hard two If you're hard and you try to pee in a Gatorade bottle, it is nearly impossible. You have to angle like this. So, no. It's everywhere.

It's hard to try to pee in a Gatorade bottle. Now jeans have a bigger top, so it's a little easier to. That's why I like the Gatorade. It's a huge mouth. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. That's big for you?

Yeah. Are we doing this or this? Which diameter are we talking about? Either one. This is gigantic to me. This is what I use. I'll fill it up. Please don't hit me later. I personally think Gatorade is the go-to bottle.

I think it's the perfect. Over in Iraq, we had all this fucking water bottle. You just had thousands upon thousands upon thousands. If you go outside any Hesco Barriers, it's just like on one side of that Hesco Barrier, it's just going to... Mountains of them. Piss.

Just mountains of piss on one side of a Hesco Barrier. Frodo came walking around. He's like, I can't walk up this hill. You're fine. Mordor's just on the other side. I fought a mountain full of piss bottles. What's that like?

How many times have you deployed? I don't know. God, too many. Yes, the answer is yes, right? All of them. What was your longest one? Iraq or Afghanistan, your typical rotations. What was your typical rotation? What was your longest stint?

Soft do six months. There was four months for Rangers, and then six months for yourself our four month rotation was Iraq but then you have like a month on either end of your PDSS, ADVON

oh yep then Afghanistan was six months then we have J-Sets that are three months I have lots of those filter sees three month cycles be like is it harder though because it's like on tempo or is it just that perfect amount you get more comfortable in that sixth month uh they both i think you're kind of complacent by the six months try 15 you get real get real complacent. That's too long.

You stop really caring about anything at that point. Do I need to change my batteries? Nah. I changed them last month. You guys are on a night patrol. Why is there a line of cherries walking down the street? I don't know. The sniper's not going to miss then.

He's just walking down doing a night mission. Back to the Reddit combat footage. They're pretty rad. I'll have to check that one out. Dump soldiers die in those. Oh, yeah. They're just stationary, smoking, not doing anything. Funker530 has a bunch.

He does a bunch of combat stuff. Yeah, Funker's fun. Yeah, he's a bunch of combat stuff yeah he's a good dude Canadian is he? is it still on YouTube or did they get he got pulled off YouTube he has his own website now where he does all his own footage why'd he get pulled?

combat footage on YouTube YouTube changes their rules every couple months I'm surprised I don't know how I'm still on YouTube, to be completely honest with you. YouTube, please don't take my money. Is that with the cartel videos, is that monetized or demonetized? Oh, that's age-restricted demonetized. Did you see the cartel?

It was in Puerto Rico. Did you see that drive-by where the guys are in front of the gas station and they get mowed down? And then the dudes come back and dead check them into oblivion. Send me that. I'll show it to you. It's pretty rad. He did a police video.

But it's like they're just hanging outside a little restaurant. And then you see a plant car. And then the arrest just... And then they just drive by. Yeah. They hit him at waist height. And then all the dudes... A couple of them fall on the ground.

A couple of them have guns. They get up. They try to shoot him. They're over the car doing this shit. And then the dudes come back with 8ks and just mow them all day were they on motorcycles no motorcycles no car i'm still trying to make this motorcycle i don't feel like that'd be technically proficient it'd be hard to shoot from motorcycle unless you're baddie unless you're national guard army Guard, Army Sniper, Batty Streams. My last name's Streams. Well, fuck.

Tim, thank you so much for... We'll plug what you need to plug. What are we looking up? You got a podcast coming up? You got... What else? You got like 18 businesses coming up? The cocaine industry. Yeah, so blooming. There's a coke grow joke vegan cocaine check them out yeah supernatural organic even not go with that horseshit stuff no no what uh what what stuff do you need to show? 5.11. I don't know.

God damn it. You can't plug anything after this. Right in the kidney. There it is. This next time I'm in Afghanistan, I'll make sure I have a good moment to plug something. Yeah, just really put it in that caption. And I'll write,

hey, while I'm saving people's lives while you're sitting at home, follow and then plug something yeah yeah absolutely unsubscribe podcast please i'll do it yeah i'll share the hate with you guys there's plenty we get we get enough donuts here we get plenty you have a refugee just watching a laptop and then background he's like unsubscribe something to scream it's like please that's actually this is bad for all when i'm saving people unsubscribe keeps them entertained here we go follow them we did it baddie close it out let's hear it i don't want to do it today don't let

you do it i did the intro yeah so it, buddy. Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast or listening or fuck whatever. Eli Double Tap. We got Donut Operator. And of course, Tim Kennedy. Where can we find you on all this stuff? Tim Kennedy MMA. Son of a bitch. Boom.

That's it. We love you guys. That was one of the best. We're trying to eat. Thank you, guys. You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see?