Unsubscribe Podcast - 38 - Shot Show Hangover ft. Brandon Herrera & Garand Thumb's Play Button
Episode Date: January 27, 2022Unsubscribe Ep38 - Shot Show Hangover Ft. @Brandon Herrera and @Garand Thumb Play Button THIS IS ALL THAT WE MANAGED TO FILM AT SHOT SHOW, WE PLANNED FILMING LIKE 8 PODCASTS BUT WE GOT TOO DRUNK. OOPS.... SO YOU JUST GET @Brandon Herrera AGAIN ALSO WE STOLE @Garand Thumb PLAY BUTTON BECAUSE HE IS TOO FANCY FOR OUR PODCAST. aka we got drunk and didnt ask him. ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Donut Vlogerator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Oh clap.
What's going to love this episode?
He's going to be fucking furious.
Just hold this.
Everyone's audio is still good.
We're not bad.
What can I do something?
What?
Well, one can grabbing where we'll fuck this up.
Just do not touch this white button right there.
The little dongle. The thing that
unclogs everything. How did you
accidentally do that? Because I picked up the mic.
Ready?
Oh.
Say hi to Eli.
He's racially ambiguous
and batty.
That guy's fucking ridiculous
and donut.
That's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy.
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no uh the podcast hit me with a donut hit me hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribed podcast i am
donut of course i am here with eli double fap brandon berberba and uh batty streams
batty beams also uh we're we're here with Grand Thumb.
Big chat. Mike, I know your schedule
has been keeping.
It's a busy schedule today, Mike.
You know what I love having him in studio?
What I love about having him here is
he's very insightful. His conversation
really, really makes you think.
It's the deepest stuff I've
ever heard. He's been going hard, too.
It's just great he had time for us today.
I just want to congratulate him, honestly, on all he's achieved recently.
A million subs.
He is past you, right?
Barely.
Barely.
I still have time to overtake him before two million.
I was just thinking it's kind of funny.
We're all just sitting here in a hotel room.
Mike took too many fucking edibles, and now he's just his play button.
It's like, oh.
You ever get so high you just become
your plaque?
Imagine having a plaque.
That poor plaque went through a lot of...
You know, two of us don't have to
imagine having a plaque.
God.
Wow.
Wait till this podcast has one plaque, silver one.
Who's going to keep it?
No, I have five plaques.
Don't give me the fucking plaque.
Oh, wow. Big pee pee stretch. I have five plaques. Don't give me the fucking plaques. I bring it once a week to the podcast.
We have to argue at the car, shut the door so the plaque doesn't hear us argue.
Have a good weekend with dad.
Plagg, call me if you need anything.
Daddy, I didn't get money last week.
The plaque didn't eat.
The plaque says it really just doesn't like spending weekends with you.
You know that?
Are you feeding the plaque?
Or is that the plaque thinking?
You've been listening to Batty too much.
This is all our childhood.
That's where these jokes come from.
My parents got divorced
when I was seven.
On the button.
Oh yeah, what are we doing today? Hi everyone.
Brandon, thanks. Welcome back.
Our fourth member.
Until I replaced Batty.
I mean, yeah, let's be real.
Let's be real.
Almost did.
Yeah, this episode.
So it's Thursday.
We came here
with the intention of
having a lot of podcasts.
And we're all leaving.
Most of us are leaving tomorrow.
And we got Brandon.
Hi, everyone.
The guy that's been on many times.
We went all the way to Las Vegas
with all the coolest gun tubers all the cool industry people stuck with me
Like who do we call?
Brandon
There were so many people you're like, oh you're coming on the podcast right fuck. Yeah. Oh wait. Oh, no, we got hammered
Again
Oh Jesus it's been a long way. Let's hear that story though. Yeah hammered. Oops, we got drunk. Again. Oops, I got found in an elevator at 8am.
Oh, Jesus, it's been a long week.
Let's hear that story, though. Yeah,
Batty, let's hear that story. You got found in an elevator? Uh,
I thought that was a joke. I drank a lot of vodka Red Bulls,
and a lot of Jameson and Gingers,
and a lot of shots, and
I ended up at the hotel
bar, and they just started,
I tipped the guy 20 bucks one time and he just started giving me a circle bar.
Yeah.
Giving me free drinks.
No shit.
I gave him a $20 tip cause I just had cash and you were drunk.
I was very drunk and he just started giving me free drinks.
This is a weird looking $2 bill.
Thank you.
That's a 20.
I'm not going to say anything.
I'm going to feed him more alcohol for tips.
The drinks at circle bar cost 20 bucks a piece anyway, so that's fucking crazy
It's I literally don't remember. I just know I couldn't Lori called me this morning
I couldn't get out of the elevator in meantime like you actually just gave him your card
So that was my first day.
How?
I was in bed till 3.30pm the next day.
His tab is still open
and people are ringing it up as we speak.
Yeah, the ginger.
The big ginger is on his.
So, Kyle,
how did you run up
$30,000 on your credit card bill?
I have a credit card, thank God.
Kyle, how's everyone liking Shot Show?
God, I am so tired.
This is going to be the lowest energy podcast, I think.
I'll try to spice it up.
If you guys didn't know, Shot Show started Monday,
and we've been going at it every night, and it's Thursday,
and we're in our 30s except for Brandon.
He might as well be. Look at him. Might as well be. And we're in our thirties except for Brandon. He might as well be looking at him.
Might as well be.
And we're speed running life.
Yeah.
It's speed running age.
That Russian was packed with.
What was that?
The whole thing.
Like we said the other day,
my blood hurts.
So true.
And I took a night off and I'm still hurting.
Like,
fuck.
It's my tinnitus just kicked in.
Like the ringing just started in my ear.
My God.
Right after I said,
I'm 30.
This is awesome.
It sounds like we're a hundred.
Oh,
this is,
this is terrible.
But the food has been amazing.
It's great.
The drinks have been plentiful out $40 apiece
Just baby bird and booze into our mouth all night
That was wild
Sorry
There's so much ging Vitis on this.
Mike Dundee got the **** on that.
The Ginger Vitis!
Is **** not allowed?
We don't know.
We can't get it flagged.
But we just say it.
Really?
Yeah.
So we call it Ginger Vitis now.
Since we had ARAB on, oh did you guys know this?
Since we had ARAB on, our videos get demonetized.
Every single one.
Every one.
We have to put them through manual review now.
Before going up. It's almost like you had a guy
on the podcast named Arab.
Which you figured would be
better. It's his fucking name. Yeah, exactly.
Well, it's not his name. You would think YouTube would be like
I don't think it's his name.
Has anyone seen his ID or was he
fucking with us? Is that actually his name?
What? Arab?
No, that's not his actual name.
I don't want to say his actual name
hello mexican yeah ah hello mexican yeah widest name in the world but i don't know if it's public
so i'm not going to say it on the podcast but i will tell you john smith it's very funny
bro my name is k and that was dumb.
It's gonna be like Dakota Smith.
No, it's closer.
I guess.
All right, Fluck, you gotta, don't put this name out there.
It's.
Yeah.
I just bleep that and then the faces.
That's perfect.
Cheers.
I'm scared if I stop drinking I'll die.
Yeah, that's how that scared if i stop drinking i'll die yeah that's how that works yeah like
as soon as as soon as the alcohol leaves your bloodstream the combined hangover
the archer thing i'm just afraid if i quit right now i the collective hangover would kill me
so i've heard you do that a couple times now and every time it's
brandon has some good
voices he really does have a fucking talented voices i wouldn't say talented but it's mean
so me and my brothers used to like go back and forth on that shit all the time and just like
make up you have brothers i do how many uh nine nine why did you know i have two no i have two
i was like eli's got like 14 so.
Yeah.
I thought you were about to do the Goodwill hunting thing.
Maki, Mok, Tom, Tom, now.
Maki, Mok, Tom, Tom.
James, John, James.
God damn dude.
Like are you fucking with me?
It's like no.
Is there a bottle of Tito's on the table?
Yeah.
Yeah we have that.
We can pour in our.
Because we only have one white claw a piece.
So if we pour the Tito's in the white claw we'll call them.
We should.
Man claws.
Man claws.
Man claws.
Man claws. Man claws. Man claws. Man claws. Man claws. Yeah, we have that we can we only in our one white claw piece So if we pour the Tito's in the white claw, we'll call them should man claws man claws and claws
And claw just make an off-brand fucking seltzer company name man
Going for it. I mean what the fuck else are we gonna do? All right, how's your guys shot shows been?
You talking to the audience or us?
Can Shotshow's been... You talking to the audience or us? Nobody cares about the audience.
I don't think they can talk back.
If you were at Shotshow, let us know how it was.
Oh, God.
Engagement question of the day.
Did you go to Shotshow?
And if you did, did you enjoy it?
Fluck also bleep out Shotshow.
No, I'm joking.
What the fuck are we doing here?
I don't know what we're doing here, man.
We're in a hotel room drinking.
Hungover.
I don't know.
Guess what we have tonight, though.
Black rifle coffee party.
Oh, the turncoat cuck party.
Right, yeah.
So excited.
It's so weird how nobody said anything to us this whole time this weekend. Oh, the turncoat cuck party. Right, yeah. Dude, so excited. So excited.
It's so weird how nobody said anything to us this whole time this weekend.
It's so weird how when you are actually in person with somebody, they feel a lot less brave.
It's almost like you're a bunch of pussies.
Pussies are people who are not relevant enough to be here.
Ooh.
Ooh. God damn, this is one of those episodes.
Yeah.
Fuck you all.
Y'all suck dick.
I didn't mean you guys.
I meant the hypothetical.
No fucking morons.
What if you're talking to the wrong camera right now?
I'm fuck.
Don't fuck me up like that.
I was like,
which camera is that?
Okay.
He is like,
bam.
I got that.
Bam.
You got that.
Bam.
We got the right one.
Grant them.
Are you having a good shot show? Yeah, I feel that. Bam, you got that. Bam, we got the right one. Grant, are you having a good shot show?
Yeah, I feel it.
Dude, that comedy right there.
God, I love it.
Great guy.
Fluck, make sure you punch it when he talks.
Just really zoom in on that. We just want everybody to understand how much we love having Mike Grant on the podcast.
Super awesome to take time out of his super
busy schedule of doing important things.
Speaking of which, did he for real
leave already or do we steal that?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know where he is. Yeah, does anyone know where Mike
is? We have his plaque.
For everyone who doesn't know what's going on who's just listening.
We have Grantham's
1 million subscriber golden play
button on the couch with us.
And that's ours now, I think.
Is that stained on there?
We were drinking shots out of it.
Is that a stain?
We had sex on it.
I came on it.
My balls were on it.
We all mushroom stamped it individually.
Oh my god, that makes me really good.
It was like a Power Rangers thing.
Our powers combined! And we can we can gingivitis yeah we can give mike an std we should mushroom stamp it if we all dipped
our dick in vaseline squatted down on it it would leave a nice little we've been on the show floor
for how many hours we don't need vaseline to mushroom. We got cheese going.
The Dick cheese is real right now.
Nut butter. We're just turning nut butter. All right. All right. Mike, sorry.
Say that again. We're turning up butter on your plaque. Now I guess
it sounds like we're jizzing on it. Speaking of are we coming on his plaque? Is that already?
No, you didn't already jizzing on it. Are we coming on his plaque? Come! There it is!
First come of the day.
No, you didn't. I already said I came on it.
You said past tense, though.
I already jacked off on Mike's second million play button.
Eli, you're joking or not?
He's had it in bed with him all night.
They cancelled the AVNs.
I really wanted to go to that.
During SHOT Show, there's also two other events. events there's concrete world yeah which is like a concrete convention lamest
amusement park ever that's what it's called i don't know i heard people talking about at the
airport they're like yeah we're heading to concrete world in vegas and the guy's like oh
we're going for shots they're like i just like, I just like a shot show. Come to Concrete World. We have a bouncy
castle.
The tea spinning?
That's what it's called here.
Everything's concrete, right?
It's just a concrete convention?
It's a convention about concrete.
I can't think of something more fucking boring.
Dude, the shot show.
So yeah, Concrete World,
Shot Show, and then of course there's always the
AVM, the adult video. Right.
Award.
I can't say what?
I was going to say the P word.
Oh, you can't say that?
The adult movie.
The orange YouTube.
The corn tub.
The corn tubs. Spicy YouTube. The corn tub. The corn tubs.
Spicy YouTube.
The reason why you panic anytime somebody goes to your browser
and types in P.
Yes.
Or T.
Or A.
You guys are some basic ass searchers.
It's like John searches
through his own. I'm a poop lady. Jesus Christ. searchers it's like john search history
we were we were talking about with page earlier it's like the funniest thing is
like they canceled it because they were worried about gingivitis but it's like
that's the disease you're worried about in that industry gingivitis will you take yeah here i'll give you a clean one
right here gingivitis that's gonna be my new text tone every time put that word ginger
say it again do it again do the thing shit i vodka. This is how we beat the algorithm. The algorithm's gonna beat us.
That's wild, because I see some fucked up shit in my videos.
Yeah, but you're already flagged.
You got on trending recently. You were on trending.
I was on trending for gaming on a video that had nothing to do with gaming at all.
Really?
Not even a little bit.
Don't say it too loud. They'll hear you.
Yeah.
They're always watching.
How did you get training on gaming?
Dude, I wish I could tell you.
I have no idea.
But I got to, like, number six on gaming.
What video was it?
I can't fucking remember.
Delance, please help me out.
Do you remember what that was?
Yeah, it was just, like, a random gun meme review.
Were video games in the guns?
No.
It was, like, it had nothing to do with anything.
Did you say call of duty
well well my shooting videos get on gaming trending sometimes too probably because they
think like the algorithm thinks it's like a pov fucking video game in reality somebody's
the algorithm's so good it thinks it's fucking yeah an actual video game wow these are
fucking great i did it four or five times last year i was on youtube or a game there's vodka It thinks it's fucking yeah an actual video game wow these are
Fucking great. I did it four or five times last year. I was on YouTube or a game. I was fucking that damage right Yeah, I did it's a bite now
When you're so gaming, I think that's weird
I'm not complaining. I mean no what's funny is it's always the videos that do like shit
You ever notice that mm-hmm like they're not like the videos that are taking off or anything it's not like my fucking eight billion view videos it's always like it's like
oh this video is doing marginally worse than everything else oh and now it's on trending cool
like and it's now it's doing good does it take off after that no it's just trending doesn't matter
it's just like yo you're trending like where are the views at then i feel like you have to be on
the first like five on trending for that to actually matter.
Yeah.
Because then, like, because most people don't, like, go to trending and then start scrolling through, you know?
Wait, there's a thing.
Trending?
I'm so bad at YouTube.
God damn it.
I don't look at it either.
What sucks about trending is it doesn't act.
It's not actually trending.
It's handpicked shit that youtube puts on there because it used to be when
youtube was first started it was actual videos that were trending that day yeah but now it's
like you'll look at it it's like uh pop artists it's corporate it's corporate shit it's corporate
it's all hand trailers all sorts of stuff that they pay youtube to get on trending it's all
hand-picked wait can we pay youtube to get on trending well that's what i was gonna say like it's we pay YouTube to get on trending? Well, that's what I was going to say.
It's not all handpicked because there is no fucking way they watch our content and go like that.
That shit right there.
Let's push that to millions of people.
It's a robot.
It's a bad AI.
It's like this is video game here.
And is this please the corporations?
I have one purpose.
It's like that robot that was like,
what is my purpose?
My purpose is this.
We got to talk about that.
We got to talk about that.
You have to please corporations.
Oh, my God.
I come up to these motherfuckers at lunch today,
and they're all fucking depressed passing around a phone.
They're like, you can kind of see this fucking robot, man.
Yeah, the guys didn't know about this. I was just like wait you've none of you have heard of this and that made me so it was like i masturbate to that i was like
that's weird so then very weird i told the guys i was like what's it do and it just scoops they
built this a japanese artist built this piece of art And it's a hydraulic robot that leaks slowly.
It's hydraulically fluid.
And then it will have a...
And then it would do a dance.
It was programmed to dance to entertain the audience.
It's like a little wiggle dance.
Yeah.
And then it starts...
Scooping its blood back.
So it's got like a big squeegee kind of thing on the front of it.
And it just pushes its oil that's slowly leaking out the base on
like a
slight incline so the oil is always leaking
away the fluid and it just
does a little dance and it goes down and it just starts pulling
its fucking blood back in
and it did it for two years
and then it finally hit a
point where it couldn't
dance anymore it's only
programmed was save itself and it
needed all that hydraulic fluid.
So it stopped dancing. People just watching
it just like, fuck,
fuck, I wish I had a voice.
Dude, it did have
a voice. It was
running out of
fluid and you can hear the
joints screeching.
The gears were just clanking.
That is the saddest shit I've ever seen.
Eli, do you remember the day that you stopped dancing?
The day my son was born.
Oh God.
Oh God.
All right guys, if we didn't tell you already, we've been drinking for four days now.
Excessively. Excessively. Excessively.
Excessively.
Well.
Daddy needs a pickup.
An IV.
No, come on.
You guys, if you watch my vlogs, you've probably seen Josh.
You've probably seen Josh.
You're super out of focus.
Lean back.
Don't disrespect Mike like that.
Mike, you're going on the floor.
If you guys...
Mike is going to spend the rest of the episode
staring at Cody's dick.
Okay.
I went to
Bud's SEAL school with my boy here.
He brought
some things to make me feel better.
IV bags. Because we both quit seal school
around the same time you both skyrim quit yeah oh first off we didn't know this and so this is
actually a good nerd topic since this is a gaming podcast oh yeah we um not a gaming podcast so
let's rewind uh donut quit seal school because skyrim was coming out there's
probably i'm missing some stuff but i like that part of the story no no yeah i was i was fucked
up really bad and because of skyrim he was heartbroken yeah he's he saw me fall 30 feet
onto my back off of an obstacle course and then he was testing the cat theory. But the next day...
Don't it's like a cat.
This was a huge deciding factor.
I saw Squirt do this like a hundred times.
One of the biggest deciding factors
in me leaving Sil School
was Elder Scrolls Skyrim was coming out
the next day, 11-11-11.
I was like, I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm just going to go play Skyrim. I don't feel good.
Did you say it when you rung the bell?
Skyrim!
Skyrim!
Joe could ring the bell.
Boos!
Yeah, yeah.
Boos!
Was it worth it, though?
Skyrim was awesome.
Yes.
That's one of my favorite Cody's donut stories.
And clearly, your life has taken a very, very downward spiral since then.
And we haven't talked about it on the podcast yet,
but if you guys know who Mr. Ballin is,
Strange, Dark, Mysterious, two times a week in story format.
We were in Navy SEAL school with him.
Strange, Dark, Mysterious.
I thought you were going with somebody else.
Oh, no, I was going to start with Chocolate, obviously.
Yeah, of course. Strange, Dark, and Mysterious. I thought you were going with somebody else. Oh, no, I was going to start with chocolate, obviously. Yeah, of course.
Strange, dark, and mysterious.
What the fuck?
What?
Mr. Ballin or what?
The needles.
What?
What are you looking...
This is the first time I've done this, right?
Oh, yeah.
Cody's getting a little bit of a liquid.
Dude, oh my God.
Dude, there's going to be so much blood everywhere.
One of the most terrifying things I've done was we had,
I'm not making his name up, Leroy Jenkins.
Leroy.
He is a, oh, thank you.
Pass those over there.
So Leroy, when this was third or fourth time hanging out with Matt
we went down they were and then Leroy
was on the podcast years ago
and Leroy was like oh give me an IV
yeah I've done this because he was a medic
for the Rangers
and I was like yeah and he's like
okay ready I'm going to lay down and you're
going to give me a neck IV and I was like
what the fuck that's a different game
I was immediately like why I poked myself in the arm a what the fuck that's a different game i was immediately like i poked
myself in the arm a couple times but yes that's a different game i was like bro why why can't i
go through your arm he's like because i don't want that this is for film i was like i'm 11 bravo
so um i did a class that i got certified to air quote certified in one day they're like you're
good you can save lives it's like the
reverse of any kind of medical degree that's like the thing so you just find the ribs then you stab
the thing and you're good certified like i also got the first aid merit badge in boy scout second
class that's really what it is when you're in 11 bravo it's your first aid merit badge like
lifesavers you're good oh and then you have your, like, they choose your fucking, your person that you have to get pricked by to give an IV.
And you're like, oh, please don't.
I hope my partner is good.
And you're like, okay, I've got it.
I blew out your vein.
Next vein, blew that out.
Next vein, blew it out.
And your arm's just, like, destroyed.
You're like, uh. You just leak it? Like, I'll do it myself. But what's the thing? Blue that out next thing blew it out in your arms just like destroyed
I'll do it myself. What's it? What's I gonna do push-ups later?
What's the thing they shove in your chest?
Nemo where's like ten needles at one time? Oh?
It goes in your sternum yeah, because there's that video on YouTube. Oh, yeah.
No, you guys showed it to me.
Fuck.
Weird.
Also, he probably should speak into the mic.
I'm sorry.
It goes into your bone and delivers fluids through your sternum.
I don't like any of those words you just said.
That's terrifying.
You've seen that video, right?
Oh, yeah.
What's it called?
The Fast 10?
Fast 1.
Or the Fast 1.
Oh, it's horrible.
The popping sound it makes is fucking horrendous.
Because they got that marine on the ground and the dude's got like, he's straddling his
face and he's just like, bah!
Did you ever give one of those to someone?
What?
Why?
Yeah.
You're an awful person.
Somebody was dying?
Oh, in retrospect, that's a pretty good reason.
That's a lame ass excuse and I hate retrospect, that's a pretty good reason. It's a lame-ass excuse, and I hate it.
He's a special operations medic.
Were they dying before you shoved 10 needles in their chest?
No, that's what caused it.
I had like a nasal pharyngeal is the worst thing I had.
Yeah.
And it was to go home early for leave on Iraq.
They were like, Eli, if you do this nasalopharyngeal, we'll give you two days.
You can go home two days early for leave.
And I was like, yep, done.
Fucking shove it.
Hit me.
And then my doc's just like, okay, we're going to hear spit on it.
I was like, and he's like, wham.
I'm like, yeah, I'll pull it out.
Pull it out.
It just feels like pressure in your nasal cavity.
And then they pull it on you like
Okay, I'm going home now, but I'm gonna at least I'm gonna be hydrated I'm gonna at least take a two-week break from him
You're a pro and this is good he's fucking donating blood to the couch I just get a drop on it Dude the fucking nurse is gonna come in here like Oh
It is a Friday
Wait what
Is there a new system that doesn't leak out the blood
Yeah it just sits there
So you can continue to do it
Dude that's fucking dope
I like the squirt gun method
You forget to take the tourniquet off,
so it just shoots blood across the room every time your heart pumps.
Yeah.
It's literally what happens.
You had the best medics, by the way.
Infantry.
Again, this is 11 Bravo.
I think it was my bane when the dude who was doing mine, again, one-day class,
he didn't pop the tourniquet
and my heart's pumping it's like screw it screw it i'm like oh and then the other man
yeah i'm the robot i'm like no
i'm like scooping him back you got your little squeegee on. We had this doc.
He was an ex-Navy corpsman who came over the Army.
Dude, the corpsmans are good.
Dude, this motherfucker, he was old as shit.
He said you're welcome.
Look at you.
We give shout out to corpsmans.
Dude, absolutely.
This dude, he was old as shit.
I love you, Doc Banning, but he was old as shit.
I love the Hulk.
Oh, yeah, it's my favorite DC movie as well. Thank you. Honestly,, but he was old as shit. I love the Hulk. I hate you.
Oh, yeah, it's my favorite DC movie as well.
Thank you.
Honestly, Eli, he was shorter than you.
You want to turn the audio up real quick?
I touched my cord.
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
Daddy, one, two, three, four, five.
Your good guy, Fluck, is going to have so much fun on this episode.
Yeah, he's going to hate us.
Thanks, Fluck.
We love you.
Fluck, reach out to me via email.
We've got some work to discuss.
Are you trying to steal our editor?
Yeah, for TikTok, yeah.
DeLance, I'm sorry.
You're getting fired.
Yeah.
DeLance, you're on the fucking ice.
This is the episode DeLance is fired.
Featuring Bryn.
That's why we had you here.
You're going to get a cameo later.
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Can we talk about this story?
Is DeLance...
So Brandon, for a long time, was like,
you can have all the ad revenue.
Oh, God, yeah.
Turns out, fantastic
idea
when you're a fucking nobody.
What happened, DeLance?
We had to renegotiate after a certain point.
It was like, oh, wow.
Yeah, no, neither of us really kind of knew
it was going to get here,
and this is kind of retarded.
I love that story so much.
I see DeLance is like, well,
this contract says otherwise.
Yeah, and my bank account says otherwise. It's like account says otherwise well cool because I'm opening
up a new fucking YouTube account because we're doing
I'm starting over
oh my god
but Delance honestly was we were on the same page
it was kind of one of those like yeah this is
couldn't have done that
oh no I would have been Brandon Herrera
2 on YouTube
you would not have been the real
Brandon Herrera anymore well that's what my ID says would not have been the real Brandon Herrera anymore.
Well, that's what my ID says.
He would have been the faker.
That's one of my favorite stories. I was like,
oh, Delance is such a nice friend. Fuck you!
Let me talk about these fucking medics! We got medics
in the room! Let me talk about Doc Manning.
Not the Hulk. Isn't this a video game podcast?
Yeah, this is video game related.
Sorry we interrupted.
You'll like this one, Donut, though.
Can I shout them out real quick? Yeah, this is video game related. Okay, sorry we interrupted Matty's boring story.
One second.
Can I shout them out real quick?
Because they just came and put an IV in me.
Josh!
Come here, come shout your shit out real quick.
If you trip on any cords when you walk over here though, you care.
I will fucking slap you.
My friend.
These guys are shorter than me.
It's shorter than Eli.
Combined, they're not even my height.
This is a rare thing.
Badass moment.
Oh my god. They have to stand on each other's shoulders with a trench coat to get into any fight. It's shorter than Eli. Combined? This is a rare thing. That old small man complex is going on over here?
Oh, my God.
They have to stand on each other's shoulders with a trench coat to get into any parties.
It's very odd.
I feel like hot ones.
Look at that camera, that camera, that camera.
Yes, come here.
Come here.
Okay.
All right.
Tell everyone who you are and who you're with.
I'm Josh.
I'm the CEO and founder of Special Operations Medic Coalition.
I am a special operations medic, and it's a nonprofit for those special operations medics.
The way you said that makes me think you've said that multiple times this week.
Probably said it just a couple of times.
Special operations.
You said special operations so many times.
Yeah, that's what people want to hear.
I mean, yeah, that's fair.
All right.
Kill and heal, brother.
That's what we do, bud.
Hashtag awareness.
I just wanted to tell
a story about this doc touching everyone's balls,
but that's it. It's all gone.
You should have led with the ball touching.
You didn't let me. I was right.
I said he did, and then you're like
blah, blah, blah.
I bet in the comments right now, at what time stamp
do we get a call from
the downstairs for a noise complaint?
Sounds like a bunch of dudes laughing and banging upstairs.
There's blood everywhere.
There's blood everywhere.
There's blood everywhere.
Fucking cameras.
Like, did we walk in on a fucking snuff film?
One of them said hot blood.
Getting that hot blood in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hot blood. getting that hot blood in yeah getting that hot blood in
Cody fucking overheats and dies
on the podcast like oh yeah
what we were pumping into you was like 120 degrees
Cody why are you sweating
we just perspirated
guys I don't feel so good
we accidentally boiled Cody
from the inside
you know that's how they cook fucking frogs? What?
Yeah, when they cook frogs.
They put them in cold water.
And then slowly turn it on.
And then slowly heat up the IV.
Again, big shout out to the
Special Forces non-profit for killing
Cody.
Big shout out to Saab CEO.
Hey Brandon, good news.
The host lodge has opened up.
Beautiful, beautiful.
How come when they gave me my IV earlier, it was like a much lower dose and they had to heat up a spoon?
You felt great for 45 minutes, though, didn't you?
Dude, I woke up in a fucking elevator.
I don't know.
It's a nice Bic lighter.
I like it.
Yeah.
It's a nice Bic lighter.
Look, when you turn it upside down, it's a naked
lady. Well, I don't feel so good. So shot show guys. Oh yeah. Ball story. Go batty.
What your ball story? You buy you to tell it. I don't use a boring. So help me God.
I mean, okay.
Okay.
Navy corpsman, right?
Mm-hmm.
Bunch of dudes stepped in a mud hole.
So how's your shot show been?
Guys, guys,
I don't want Brandon
on the podcast anymore.
One and below
if you want Brandon.
One and below
if you want Brandon
on the podcast
instead of Batty.
Two. Okay,
never mind. We're not doing that.
We should see one's popularity.
Batty's like, no!
Don't
defend me!
What?
What? Alright, what about your balls, Batty?
It was just a Navy
corpsman that rubbed fucking cream all over
our balls and dicks because we all got stung on the dick and balls by bees.
How?
Wait, what?
You got stung by a bee on your pee-pee?
Yeah, like a bunch of us did.
It was like ten dudes who got attacked on their dick by mud wasps.
Did you have pants on?
Yeah, but...
Why was it on...
Did you wear underwear when you were in?
Or did you go commando and have a button or two down?
I always had the buttons up. button or two down I always had the
buttons up
no did we
definitely not
always have the
buttons up
so you guys
like stung
exclusively on the
cock
mostly the
thighs
legs
and dicks
are these like
fucking dick
seeking
hornets
or like what
mudwad
they live
underground
and then we
stepped on their
shit
and they just
went up
pants and shit
kinda like 4chan
yeah
dick seeking hornets they live underground and they go for cocks and shit. Kind of like 4chan. Yeah. Dick seeking hornets.
They live underground and they go for cocks.
Is that the name of the episode?
Dick seeking hornets?
I think so.
Dick seeking hornets.
Dick seeking hornets.
That's not the indie band name, by the way.
I mean, we're already getting reviewed, so.
Yeah.
True.
But yeah, this doc, just out of the blue, just he had the cream ready and he was like
attacking men's dicks without even like a second thought.
We're like, we love you doc.
And he's just rubbing cream on our dicks.
Like that's a doc.
I was shout out to medics.
I wasn't even.
Hey, Dick and bottle experts, man.
Yep.
That's what it is.
Yep.
Dick and bottle experts.
Absolutely.
And afterward, we'll be doing prostate checks.
And they have to like touch each other's buttholes in training.
Wait, you had a what? But no, no. Like Josh was telling me this. They got to touch each other's buttholes in training wait you had a what
buttholes no no like josh
was telling me that they gotta touch each other's buttholes in
training what's the best butthole
why was training on a saturday
why were you in a hotel room
after the bar
guys we're training tonight
wake up in a stranger's hotel room
time for training
there's only privates here this is weird sark told me to do this tonight. Wake up at a stranger's hotel room. Alright, time for training.
There's only privates here. This is weird.
Sark told me to do this.
But you're not even in the military.
Contractor.
It's okay.
It wouldn't be an unsubscribed podcast if something wasn't
fucking up. Hey guys, we got all new cameras.
Guess what? We're in a hotel room
and one died.
Hey guys, we had Tim Kennedy on.
What happened?
One died.
Hey, we had Matt on.
What happened?
The audio didn't work.
We are very good at podcasting.
There is no reason we should be succeeding.
Danny's fucked up too.
Something happened.
Did Danny's fuck up?
Oh, the audio missed because the fucking files.
Well, I can think of.
Oh, no, Danny.
The Danny one,
because we normally record four audio tracks,
all the individual tracks broke,
so we only had the one master file,
and Fluck was able to save that.
Thank you, Fluck.
Shout out to Fluck.
But I can think of three reasons you guys are succeeding.
You know?
Eli, Brandon, and Donut.
I was going to say that.
I was waiting for the joke aside from Carriker, you guys know that my
podcasts do the best
it's true, it's true
I know I'm a narcissist, I check
I did the math
I checked
I hate it so much
damn it
oh it's so good
what's your
favorite thing about
Vegas so far guys
what do you like the most
and what do you hate
the most
I hated
that I walked
and I looked down
and I seen flashing lights
I was like
oh shit
this place has an arcade
it was just
fucking casino
I was so excited to see flashing
led lights it's like an arcade this is amazing it's like why did you go full artistic
why did your hands go up that's that's where my son got it it's like an arcade for your
alcoholic aunt you're really artistic super artistic brand artistic. Brandon, what about you? What are you enjoying about SHOT Show?
I'm enjoying getting to hang out around you guys.
We do that every other day in Texas.
We didn't need to come to Vegas for that, but I'm glad we're here.
It's been very fun.
Just wanted to light a couple hundred dollar bills on fire while we do it.
Oh, a hundred.
Yeah, like Matt.
The whole dabbing his tears with the fucking hundred dollar bills.
Him and Angry were going.
Dude, that was fucking amazing.
We've had so many good, like,
we sat Matt and Angry next to each other,
and we need them on the podcast,
and we won't even talk.
It'll just be those guys going at it.
Yeah, don't worry, guys.
I'll sit that one out.
And then we had...
Matt Best and Angry Cops.
When they're...
Oh, my God.
They're banters.
Can't beat it.
It's next level.
Can't beat it.
It is fucking gold and then we
had caleb last night at denny's just having a blast dude i was openly weeping come check out
my baseball oh we got baseball bats too would you like some welcome to nanny's yeah we don't care
we'll kill you kids yeah we have three syrups too the greatest thing three syrups, too. The greatest thing.
Three syrups.
His light voice.
He was lit, man.
That was fun.
I couldn't stop fucking laughing.
We went to Denny's at 2 a.m., by the way.
Like real men.
Like real men.
I can taste this IV.
What?
That's odd.
Did you guys have flavor to the IV?
Purple.
It was a heroin? Oh's odd. Did you guys have flavor to the IV? Purple. It was a heroin?
Oh, fuck!
That makes sense.
We gave you the chemo.
This bag is spicy.
You see Donut's hair fall out through the episode.
My blood feels sick.
My blood is sick. I got a cummy ache. My blood feels sick. My blood is sick.
I got a cummy ache.
A cummy ache.
Dude, I can't even imagine the audio for this podcast.
Rossi and I are just holding our mouth.
It's so inconsistent.
Oh, yeah.
Back in, sorry, Flo.
The tromboning, the microphone.
Jesus.
Can you fit the entire mic in your mouth yet?
I'm the only one on this podcast that can't do that. Okay, first off, I haven't even tried that. Look it, you fit the entire mic in your mouth yet? I'm the only one on this podcast
that can't do that. Okay, first off, I haven't even
tried that. Look it, you're so close. I'm close
but I can't do it. Get it in there.
Don't be a bitch. Less teeth.
So much teeth.
Ow, that hurts. So much teeth.
Yeah. This is why you
failed school.
That was the determining
factor.
Too much teeth. Too much teeth, man much teeth man batty was your favorite part of shot
yeah me too yeah awesome deep i'll let you know after tonight when maybe things get better
oh i know we got one more night and then we get to go home and sleep. I am so excited to go home and sleep.
Right.
I'm not streaming tomorrow night.
Oh, I was going to, but nope.
No.
I want to eat Lunchables in my bed.
I love Lunchables.
What's your favorite Lunchable?
Turkey.
Turkey and cheddar.
Really?
Yes, sir.
I love we're highly successful people, and you eat Lunchables in bed.
Why the fuck wouldn't you? It's like, oh, I was just DMing
Gentila the other day. Nah, I'll take the
lunchable though.
I'm a fan of the pizza pepperoni though,
of course. Dude, I want to see that, like the habits
of highly successful people and they interview
us and it fucks their whole book up.
They're like, never mind. Exclude
that. Like, yeah,
we're going to go with Elon Musk.
I start my day off with a to go with Elon Musk. Yeah.
I start my day off with a mimosa with a shot of vodka.
I eat Lunchables in bed till three.
And if the first one doesn't do, I do three more.
Then I make dick jokes to a camera and then money comes in.
Sometimes.
I guess they were joking.
That's exactly how our life
oh no
that does sound like a
hyperbolic
they're making this up
it's like
that's literally what I did
I didn't have time to make real food for a while
so I just ate Lunchables
I mean I'm not surprised by that when we had the snowstorm of 2021 i was just gonna go there
oh baddies fucking baddies like i got us guys are we gonna talk about that
no dude we just go in he's like no don't worry guys i got everything we're good
it has fucking a crate of gushers
Yeah, it's just like a giant fucking Costco box of good. We're gonna put the nail in my cross We might as well do it, right?
so
Had a blizzard in early February a little before my mean Eli's birthday actually and
Cody had no power no water. He was at his house.
Oh,
yeah.
He died with John,
11 year old with his son,
John loved John.
And Cody was just like sending these texts that are group with me and Eli
being like,
man,
sure.
I am cold with my son here.
Curled up on the couch in a pile of blankets.
Yeah.
What was my,
what was my response?
I was like, oh, that sucks.
It's really warm here.
I'm like, oh.
Meanwhile, you guys are like, as a crow flies, two miles apart.
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
It's a five-minute drive.
No text, no nothing.
He's like, man, that sucks.
I'm on the grid for the hospital, so I lost no power or anything. Yeah sucks i'm on the uh the grid for the hospital so i lost no
power yeah he was on the hospital power grid and i don't invite myself places and i'm like i'm so
cold here with my son he's like oh he's like lol that sucks bro to be fair i was on a tinder date
cody's too busy streaming bro yeah i was buying a glock oh jesus have fun dying with your kid so we go to
the grocery store and we wait three hours in line oh god you did yep and i made this beautiful roast
with potatoes and carrots and a ton of stuff brandon showed up it was the night you moved to
texas the night i moved to tex. Like the last three hours of the drive.
I'm driving 2,000 miles.
Yeah.
Last three hours, the roads were completely frozen over.
It was wild.
And I made this roast for Brandon.
Do you know what Batty got at the grocery store?
Like I got meat.
I got fucking vegetables.
I got rice.
I got like tons of stuff.
You know what Batty got at the grocery store?
Gushers.
Batty was-
Free roll-ups. And free roll-ups got at the grocery store? Gushers. Batty was Free roll ups.
And free roll ups.
He was preparing
for his chips.
Dip.
I think there was
some candy in there.
Some miscellaneous bags
of like Halloween candy
that were left over
from last year.
You were going to deliver
Halloween candy for children
is what you prep for.
I didn't
I didn't have a meal
in like two days.
Two and a half days.
First thing I had of little juice was trail mix
and Gushers
What's wrong guys I'm like, I'm ready to go, guys.
This blizzard can't beat me.
Batty, how have you lived this long?
Honestly, I don't know.
I shouldn't be alive.
I can't wait for the episode of some fucking medical documentary after like, he should have died 13 years ago.
Third host.
And stuffed Batty. Here he have some kushers
man there's a cockroach mixed with a twinkie
it's so weird
it's his genetic code
somebody needs to make that
code for a ginger
somebody needs to make that just like a twinkie with legs
and a cockroach face
put a little orange beard on it and tattoos all down the just like a Twinkie with legs and a cockroach face. Put a little orange beard on it.
And tattoos all down the side of the Twinkie.
Pokemon tattoos on the Twinkie.
Yeah, Pokemon tattoos and magic cards.
Your bag.
You're gonna want that to not fall into the lamp.
Is it good?
Yeah, we still got a minute.
We got a minute.
Yeah, the medics did it.
They're good. The thing attached to your vein bursts into flames because it's touching the light bulb.
Corbin got it, I think.
Are we still good?
Magma dropping.
The corvus shrugs. He's like, I mean, you're not dead.
I'm the one that fucking put it into your veins.
He's like, I'll be honest with you, I've never done it before like that.
Normally we have like an IV stand because we're not. that's a lie. You've done some fucked up shit
Nice little dirt medicine here. I am feeling great already
Do you have that can you feel like just that running through you? Yeah, it's quite a lot of ice cold in my arm
man that he be back
why is this an heb bag
in a walmart bag yeah it's like i don't know it's fine trust us they're okay they're in their room
just like it's like we got to make one real quick we're going don't it's gonna it's so, we got to make one real quick. It's so cool. We're going to be on the podcast.
Just put it in the fucking HEB bag.
Texans love HEB.
It's fine.
They'll be hyped.
Just get some water.
I'd be more impressed if they got an HEB bag around here.
Honestly, yeah.
He's like, trust me.
We were in the Navy 11 years ago.
Don't worry.
We're fine.
When Cody first moved to Vegas, we went on a bit of a tear.
I think is the way.
First move to Vegas?
Or to Texas.
Oh, man.
To Texas?
Yes.
We were both single.
We drank a lot.
We went on a mighty, mighty fun experience.
There was a lot of white claw.
So 2020, you and I went to the...
Where's the story going?
We went to the IV bar.
Thanksgiving of 2020, we went to the IV bar, right?
Thanksgiving of 2021,
me and Brandon went to the IV bar.
Oh, that's true.
We were wondering where the story was going.
We're just like, hey bro, remember that time
we were fucking hoes?
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
I was like, we went on a tear
tinder I was like
no no I was talking about the alcohol
I was just watching
them dig this grave
dig the grave I've been
in one since I was born
my man
I don't need to dig a grave
I live in it
Jesus just chilling there waiting to die I don't need to dig a grave, I live in it.
Jesus. Just chillin' there, waitin' to die.
I'm just ready dude, just start throwin' dirt, let's do this!
I got one nut in the grave.
One nut in the grave has to be like your new apparel company.
Jesus.
I got vodka white on my nose.
God damn it, this is good. God, Shosho's nose. Oh, god damn it.
This is good.
God, Shosho's lame.
God.
But Ivy Bar is rock.
Yeah.
I haven't went to one.
You've never been to an Ivy Bar?
I haven't.
No.
We went to the one right by the place we go to.
It's so much less sketchy than Navy Corpsman.
You don't say.
I don't know.
I mean, they did a great job. You guys did fucking wonderful. Except for the one bag thing. I got the warm blood now. Don't say No
They did a great job. You guys did fun. I got the one got the warm blood now. I
Got the hot one. I got a sucked
Can we share needles is that allowed?
This is their Yelp for this company. It's the screenshot of this and it's a picture of him standing like that.
And it just says,
with the fucking party shirts and everything.
And it's just like...
It's gonna be like,
me and Ivy,
call us.
I was just like,
that's all the Yelp's three pictures
for their business profile. I just love how it was like, hey Josh all the yummest three pictures for their business
profile.
I just love how I was like, hey Josh, I'm good, right?
And he went, yeah.
The shrug.
I mean, you're not dead.
Dude, don't worry. We used to do this for a living.
We'll hydrate you.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Holy shit.
We will start your business account for you guys we got this it's just the ig it's just welcome to fake fridays
oh no oh my god it's like content, but better.
Holy shit, there's the slogan.
It's like content, but better.
Content, but good.
I'm sorry.
I love you guys.
Let me watch this.
If you're not, but I love you.
God, it's like we're doing everything everybody else does but like a little bit better.
Now you're handing his mic to you.
Sorry, I got it, I got it, I'm good. You good? Alright.
Just hydrate it now.
Dude, my energy levels just fucking rose, it's amazing.
This is like a new man.
Did you guys put Adderall in this too?
It's a joke, you two.
Dude, you're not supposed to do the same shrug to that.
God.
Apparently, to be energized, you just should drink water.
You gotta be hydrated.
It's so weird.
It makes up 70% of your body.
I don't think the science is there for that.
We need a lot more testing behind that.
Wait, hold on.
Mike has something to say.
Oh, shit.
I never considered that, but...
I mean, that's a fair outlook.
Does it have to be a Thai chick?
Wow.
That's insightful.
Thanks, Mike.
Does it have to be a Thai chick? And we just's insightful. Thanks, Mike. Does it have to be a
Thai chick?
And we just add a bleep
over what he says next.
Dear God.
Oh, happy.
We're finally able to
have Grantham on our
podcast.
Cool.
Very cool.
Thank you.
With super high profile.
There's literally all
the shit you've told me
I'm not allowed to say
on this podcast and
calm is just all over.
Literally all of cover. I wish you guys could see you have come in this
Was that you look like a Jackson Pollock painting?
No, I
Only know who that is from the accountant. I only yet well yeah
Also, I'm pretty sure that was a line directly out of Guardians of the Galaxy
was it you know
what if the AVNs were this
week we could fill my mic up
we could fill that up with cum and
someone would take a shot out of it how
oh god that would be fantastic how
quickly do you think you'd get kicked out of the AVNs
though if you started walking around with a black
light
excuse me ma'am ma'am i have a
question it's just flick it on yeah just oh that question answered i think you'll get kicked out
faster walking around be like can you fill this up with calm does anybody have some calm please
where's peter north i need a tin roper aper? What was the guy's name that we met last year?
What's a tin roper?
Or not last year, two years ago.
What was the guy's name?
Eli, what was the guy's name from Bowerbiz a couple years ago at SHOT Show?
Bowerbiz?
Whatever the fuck it's called.
What's the shitty shit?
Burbiz?
Burbiz.
Bowerbiz?
Yeah, I'm illiterate.
24.
What was the guy's name?
He had the giant cock from the AVNs
and he came over to the event.
Oh, shit. The porn guy.
Yeah, the porn guy.
I don't remember who that was.
Slush was there, too.
Fuck.
Remember the guy with the giant cock?
I don't know. I remember now that you're mentioning that.
You say that, but he literally had the porn name.
His actual name was like John or...
Was it Dick Hammer?
I actually think I know who you're talking to or talking about.
It was like Dick Hammer or some shit.
Shit.
Dude, no.
It was like...
You were joking, but that was his name.
It was like a hardwood or some shit like that.
It was some pun, right?
Yeah, his name was a literal dick pun.
Dude, Dick Hammer's a good porn name. Thor's hammer. No, it's too much
Oh, I rather go with dick hammer. Yeah camera. Yeah, it's way more subtle. Yeah
This guy about porn he was like this was just my name he had his ID
Oh, that was his actual name
and then he was like then I got to porn at like
35 because the name just
worked like holy fuck bro
nice cock bro
great cock
Dick Hammer are you present
they're a
Richard Hammer
just call me dick
hey Jason
nice cock
god this is the least nerdy episode we've ever had
this is literally
Microsoft bought out Blizzard and Activision
72 billion dollars
Microsoft owns
wow now
they're gonna fuck it
I mean Activision fucked over Blizzard.
And then Microsoft bought both of them?
Yeah.
Was this today?
That was like a couple days ago.
Three days ago?
Yeah.
72 billion or 78 billion?
Yeah, 72.
Yeah.
A B, not an M.
Like, fucking.
They dropped some cash on that.
The World of Warcraft is is gonna fucking suck from now
on is what you're saying hasn't it sucked for a little bit it's gonna suck for a minute it was
cool when i was 16 now it's when blizzard owned the ip and it was just blizzard blizzard did good
stuff it's like valve valve and they actually made north really old school that we're talking
like Starcraft
Yeah, like original Starcraft, Starcraft 1 and then Blizzard finally got bought out by EA
And that's when you seen that like that degrade in video games. Dude, Donut is wired
What I'm hydrated now
You are hydrated yeah
It's almost empty. Is there more in there? I don't know is it leaking? That's what I'm saying. I feel it's creased medic
Please
Cody looks like a man dance next time instead of the
Hey, look at the other is that yeah? Oh
Whoa, oh
He pushes like that feel above his vein you'll feel it. Matty, feel his vein. When he pushes like that, feel above his vein.
You'll feel it forcing in.
It's crazy feeling.
I've felt a lot of donuts veins in my life, and I'm just not ready to feel this one.
You just see his tear ducts. It's for your pleasure.
Donut tear ducts turn on.
He just starts spraying.
Are you forcing that into my body right now?
He just starts uncontrollably pissing all over the fucking hotel.
He just screams, ah!
It's out of all his orifices.
I peed, farted, shitted, and camed.
What's happening?
Oh, damn it.
Well, somebody's squeezing your life juice back into you, so...
Your life juice?
It is!
My blood feels good now
god I just need
a still from the beginning and a
still at the end to show your face
where you're like hey I'm
alive oh he remembers out of people
I can interact
with the dots now is there gonna be
is there gonna be medics with IV bags at the BRCC
party there fucking better be
cause god damn next year I just wanna put it in the suggestion Is there going to be medics with IV bags at the BRCC party? There fucking better be. Because goddamn.
Next year, I just want to put it in the suggestion box.
Hey, Matt, can we get some IV bags?
This should be a standard.
Industry standard.
Like, we're in Vegas.
You know how many ex-military medics would just show up and offer that service just to be there?
Yes.
It's almost like we should start a company,
Brandon. Huh.
Huh. Huh.
I just want to...
Oh, wow, you're really putting that in there.
Oh, I can feel that shit.
That is what she said.
Push right above it, feel right above it.
You'll feel it flowing into that vein.
Oh, neat.
He's like, I don't that vein. Oh, neat.
He's like, I don't like that.
I'm back.
I'm back. He just opened the floodgates there?
No, he was squeezing it into my body.
He opened it there.
Jesus.
I'm not going to tell you how to do your job,
but this looks wrong.
This looks like it should hurt.
I'm a person again.
It's alright, I watched a person again hi everyone not a
professional medic here today I kill my friend thanks for not killing me by the
way that's really kind of there's still some watch time left over here.
You never know.
Yeah, we need to finish.
Hey guys, make sure you watch the end of this video to see if donut survives.
Hard cut.
Is that the best part?
Oh, this is the juicy part.
Oh yeah, here we go.
Blood to the blood God.
Let's see it.
So ready for this part.
I guess.
Ah!
Oh, yeah, he's a squirter.
Thanks, buddy.
Is that the little plastic needle?
So jealous of you.
I know.
That was a good call.
It's been so long since I've seen that.
There we go.
Dude,
do another one more shout out to yourself.
Look in that camera.
You got to come to a mic.
Yeah,
right here.
But you're right here.
Look at it.
I'm a special operations medic and I do special operations medicine and I own a nonprofit for special operations medics,
which is called special operation.
SOMC,M-C.
S-O-M-C.
Check them out.
They're amazing people.
What are the odds that if you stuck me with that needle right now, I'd have AIDS?
That's the odds of Cody.
That's on the Cody odds.
He's got a quarter we can flip real quick.
Okay, okay. I know we tore through Tinder there for a while together, but...
I did three tours on Bumble with this guy.
I may not have a purple heart, but...
I did three tours...
Let me show you my medical records.
God damn it, that's fucking gone.
That's a skit idea right there.
Oh my god.
I did three tours with this guy in Bumble.
Okay, you got...
Batty, close us out. We should be... Are we done?
What's the time? We gotta go to the party.
Black Rifle thing. It's like seven and...
No, right here. 758. What's this say right there?
The number. Oh. Read it upside down for me. We have to do things. It's an hour 758 Read it upside down for me
It's an hour and 5 minutes
Yeah see we're good
And like only 8 of those minutes
Are like technical issues
Yes I am
I'm trying to tell you something important
Nah
I love you
Patty go back to the ball joke that was great
Yeah I'd love to hear more of that
I can't hit all of it anymore
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look at your water's heated
dude you got that good good hot blood
that hot blood