Unsubscribe Podcast - 39 - Super Guys

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep39 - Super Guys FIRST OF ALL YOU WILL NEVER BE RID OF ME, BADDIE. I AM FOREVER. but yea @Brandon Herrera is pretty cute and we love him. WE'RE BACK WITH RANCH WATER! Still not sponsored. sponsor us. plz. All this new equipment isnt going to pay for itself!!! MINI GUNS, GOLDBERG, BOOZ THAT MAKES YOU BLOW, AND SUPER GUYS!!!! Enjoy. ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Donut Vlogerator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hi. Holy moly, mother of babies. Mother of babies. Oh my god, I gotta get a ranch water. Damn. How do we look? Everything looks good. Everything looks good right now.

Everything looks good. I can't wait for all of these to break. Something's going to go terribly wrong. The IRS comes and arrests bad. Can the IRS arrest people? I don't know. I'm sure. I think it's fine, people.

Ha! That was a solid ranch one. Oh, f***. Say hi to Eli it's racially ambiguous Brandon that guy's fucking ridiculous

don't I it's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or that's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do. It helps the podcast out immensely.

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It's really cool. That one too. Those two, three replaced with the word butterflies. Butterflies Or Come No

We gotta take that one out now We got a new mixer And I hope it works Do we got like every Okay first off We're gonna go over the store I don't know We probably did in Vegas

We always literally delete that Did we say we're gonna do something in Vegas? No but when we have a podcast i literally forget about what was said on said podcast like immediately i i just seen the ones i was like why is there a bunch of ones in the last podcast for comments yeah i was like i was like watching it's like get rid of bad he was like i'm a dickhead but this is hilarious. Imagine getting voted off for a podcast. His name is Brandon. He's a ridiculous guy.

We just have Brandon. It's just not blinking. It's just a photo. Oh, Fluck, can you do that for this podcast? Just say, do this, Brandon.

Just put that where Batty is. And when you introduce him, it's like, we're this. We have Brandon streams. And Eli double taps. I don't like this idea. It's a novel idea. You guys are rude. Pam, I expect, but donut.

We still use Batty'sdies house even though he's been You guys need a fourth look at could be a guest guys Like him like like we can just bring it back. You know the team that he shut the fuck up Why are you speaking? Get out of your house sit on my front porch just waits outside but the new one we found out uh with matt's episode batty thought it was me that just double pressed the button because you did though you can see it on the video i did not double push i never your eli double tap the record button i want to see this video you don't even watch the video footage i watch everyone before they go live you the old ones yes every single podcast is that always added when i'm

always like all the old footage i used to upload patty's lying everyone i've watched every bit of the old footage i double check all of it because i'm like why is it broken because you can see us all on camera i still think i see it because you single tapped it and then you're like good and then it was like counted to eight and it was like and done yeah but you literally went poop poop i don't know we'll figure it we'll just agree to disagree we agreed all the footage yeah we did because it's starting to take up a lot of space it's so much space thankfully we have like two terabytes of fucking footage on our Dropbox Dropbox is like Don't worry about that Dropbox is like hey man stop

I'm like okay Sorry but now we got we got all the cameras We got a wide angle donut looking sexy on that one All of them are the same so it's gonna make Fluck And big shout out to Fluck for being a champion and doing Party Fluck Is it Fluckuck how do you spell his name it's f-l-u-c-k can we say that the first five minutes fluck yeah that's close you better flucking believe it look yeah bro that's a t-shirt would just say fluck yeah oh no unsubscribe imagine us making merch

That would be cool. We talked about that on what podcast who? Yeah, we're working on it. We have all the paperwork done with bunker. We just got a sit down look Yeah Yeah, blame him the guy that came on in episode 34 it's definitely his fault not this shit show that magically goes together somehow but positive note we got lights we got all this everyone looks happy and uh we got some exciting stuff coming that face stop it exciting stuff coming miserable it's way better there we go that's pre-IV donut. Yeah. Post-IV donut. Where's our IV guy this time?

Where the fuck? Did you mean to just stare at one of the cameras two episodes ago during Tim's? Oh, man. No, did I? Bro, the comments are just like, yo, donut just tuned out for like. You just checked out. Your eyes just glazed over. You're just like.

You didn't even blink. You just stared at the close camera and just it Tim's talking and you're just like It's like you're looking it feels like you're looking through that like you're gonna like just come through the monitor And everyone's like yeah, we see I was like tagging this time. They have like 1048, 1048. Don't is you. Okay. Don't know what happened at 1048.

Don't are you there? Does don't have PTSD. It looked like you did. It looked like you were back on like the, the block running missions as a police officer and just check out for five minutes for having a PTS moment there. I gotta go back and watch that. It's good. I was go back and watch that now. It's good.

I was like, did you do this on purpose? You were staring straight at the lens. It was just like, I just like that Fluck had the thought to be like, donut. Tim's talking, but donut.

He should have just slowly pushed it. It just made the black and white. Or just do like Vietnam combat footage over my... Yeah. And back to Tim talking about Pokemon.

This is great. Oh, man. Also, something new. Cody, what do we got here, bud? Oh, yeah. We've never had this before. It's Ranch Water. What is Ranch Water?

It's our sponsor. Well, sponsor's a loose word. I don't know if it's the word. We have no sponsors yet. Just the fake ones. Ranch Water, everyone. Carbock Ranch Water. It'll make you cum.

Oh, God. It'll make you cum. I don't know. I would love a pro- If you had a beer that made you cum, you have a very highly successful beer. Yeah, that's true. Like you. Okay.

But no, we got to talk about this now. You can't just start that sentence and not go into it. Are we talking like you drink a can, then you come? Or is it like. Oh. Yeah. It's like. Now we got to talk about how big are your cans.

Because if people are done after the first sip. No, you're sensitive after that first. You're like, you tell your beer to stop. You're like, it's good. Just stop. Just stop. It's. I should have peed first.

I got to pee. I'm sorry. Go. Go pee. I'll be back. Oh, go. Oh, yeah. We did that yesterday.

We have so many times. Yeah. Can you just drink closer to the mic? I want people to hear it. No, I want people to hear it No I want And yes he does make that sound Unfortunately when he drinks Yeah I'm so excited to see how this sounds

I know It's gonna be a good one It's gonna be a good one Fluxing again It's like it's all broken Fucked up I'm like damn it We spent all that money

Dude I got the video of us At least attempting to make it work though So see we're good Dee we're dehydrated. Yeah, yeah, so yesterday was fine. What we do yesterday We had what's his company called the the minigun had to root tactical the root group the group tactical Yeah, yeah, they came out with a minigun in his tesla which he drove down to the ranch somehow james how the fuck did he get his tesla down that range i know like our our raptors have a difficult time it's just bouncing you're all over the fucking place

and this dude drove a tesla down rocky like we're talking like six inch drops at times just like how did his bumper stay it it was i mean like j and james is a good dude james is the uh the owner of that company and he his story is the most hilarious one because he's talking about like oh i was like how did you get into this he literally was like oh i wanted to build suppressors when I was little so he was like dad get an SOT SOT so I can build suppressors get an FFL and everything so like the dad started an FFL and SOT so

James could do what he wanted so then James is first he's like oh shit I can have full autos so he got an M60 for his very so he went from a 9mm to an AR-15 to an M60 for his very... So he went from a 9mm to an AR-15 to an M60. And then the next gun... Guess the next gun he bought after an M60.

Because you're not going to. Is it a minigun? No, he went with... You remember the 30 Mike Mike anti-tank guns that you need a motor to operate? The four barrel anti-aircraft shit? Yeah, that was his... Afteraircraft shit yeah that was his after the m60 that was his love i i don't know i hope so the thing's fucking yeah he's just a fool and then he was like i ain't building miniguns why did you only bring the minigun

asshole weird why don't you bring the eight ton why didn't you mount it to the top of your Tesla? Could you imagine a Tesla eight ton? Sorry, I got the batteries. Let's go. So we did that, and then he started building miniguns, and that's all he does now. Who does he build miniguns for? For the people that can afford them.

Hmm. So, okay. If you have an SOT, he'll fucking build you one. Hmm. So, okay. If you have an SOT, he'll fucking build you one. SOT, destructive license. Or just the standard, sorry, that's a firearms light. That's just a standard. It's just an SOT.

Yeah. Because it's just an automatic. We were talking about it yesterday. You don't need any other special license to own a minigun. There's no, people, I guess, Brandon had talked to him about this.

Did you hear that they have pre-b mini guns and those you can transfer really yeah you can just transfer them with your $200 tax stamp because it's a pretty it's a pretty brandy six yeah which is a mate but dear God the price difference between so James is those mini guns are eighty thousand dollars i think that's it so it's 80 grand for seven six two mini gun guess how much a pre-ban is how much five hundred thousand dollars that's without the ammo yeah so okay my question. Yeah, but that's not like. Why did he make it portable? You can't shoot that.

I like this is the man that just posted videos. And why would he do this? And then literally every post on Instagram yesterday was. Listen, but listen, like. Usually it's for helicopters. Okay. Those are built for helicopters. I know they're meant to be mounted and so you can do that but he just did that because it's also people will buy it just for

that little determined people have blown up trying to like just trying to oh yeah the real round man that's what i'm talking about the real rounds not blanks like so everyone you everyone if you see somebody shooting a mini gun standing up and like the casings are shooting it looks cool as fuck and they're just stable that's because they're shooting blanks there's nothing to them nothing it's just a heavy gun there's no recoil it's just blanks now when they you put in the real seven six two rounds we found that it is a completely different case on the recoil. Like you're getting like 30, 20 to 30 rounds in that gun is whipping you around. And that's like big, strong, Matt best, like with a power stance ready for racing, bracing.

And it's still like, and you're like, Oh, that's terrifying. It's just the power is, I mean mean you're doing fucking 50 rounds of 762 in a second that's so scary it was scary it was matt's not a little person he was like it was he was stationary and his feet were sliding back yeah you see his thighs like i was just like his thighs are like bracing i was staring at matt's muscular thighs yeah i was like oh he's bracing for this and he's like like, brr. I was like, oh. But I mean, it was still like the gun was out there. Everyone got around.

Goldberg came out. Fucking. Bill Goldberg was out there. When Goldberg says to call him Bill, I didn't know what to do. You still were calling him Goldberg. It's not your name. You can't call him Bill. I'm like, Bill, what's up?

And then I hear Batty. It's like, Goldberg. It's gold! What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door.

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You don't call him Bill. I have an Uncle Bill. I know. You don't call Gold goldberg bill you don't call him bill i have an uncle bill i know you don't call goldberg bill you don't it's awkward for me dude benji my buddy benji did yeah yeah benji from video game high school does other cool camera guy stuff uh you may know him as games dean games dean huge one of the he has by hands down the biggest wc wrestling nerd i've ever met like yeah like legit nerd he's the one that would do he did backyard wrestling he also like goes back and watch he lives wrestling ever since he was little he'd do the ultimate warrior paint um anytime he could to go to school he would just do that he had like the stuffed animals the posters and he still was that person who loves wrestling so he when he came up i was like oh yeah come to the range uh bill's

gonna be there and he's like bill bill i was like goldberg and he's like and then darn i was like yeah we we went out and drank and then he had to wake up and he was hung over and then i was like walked in to wake up benji and he was like hey we got to get up we got to go range benji just set up like tomb ra like undertaker undertaking he's like done and he like he like walked in the show darnell was like it was like a gta character he's just like ready like his clothes instantly changed he was like let's go we gotta go now okay we're going now. But he asked Goldberg for that picture. Of him getting picked up?

Yeah, yeah. Well, he didn't ask for that. He was like, I just want a picture. He's like, hey, Bill, can I get a picture? He's like, you got to put your drink down. He's like, oh, yeah. And then Goldberg grabbed his wrist. It was like, whoa.

Like, lift him. And Bitchy was like, oh. Oh. Oh. He just came all over Goldberg's back. Nice. Goldberg just has a fucking what is this such a nice guy too very very well spoken too it's a little different than chuck he's been hit once or twice with dude like all of their their fucking stories they just like beat

like from ufc fighters literally just get the shit beat out of them and then pro wrestlers still get the shit beat out of them bro he was telling stories of like him fighting the undertaker and he was like yeah he just turned me on my head i blacked out woke up didn't know where i was in the ring bleeding bleeding everywhere. I'm like, Jesus. He was unconscious going. He said he was like, gave himself a concussion going into that match. Because usually he headbutts the wall back when you did like that.

Your entrance. Yeah. Jesus Christ, dude. He like headbutted it. And it was apparently like a concrete wall that didn't look like concrete. So it was like, dunk. And he's like. And then he's like.

And then I'm in the ring like what is going on he gets thrown into a turnbuckle donk and then he gets tombstone yeah so he's like uh and the ref apparently was like you good you good he's like yeah no yeah stop no yeah no no keep it going like he's just talking nonsense the entire time i was like holy shit man that's fucking insane huge car guy though yeah massive yeah he wants to buy my hellcat i know yeah he was like hey i'll give you cash whatever you paid for it it's like god damn because i didn't know that my car is only one of 200 made last year and i just somehow got lucky i didn't know that and he was like hey man you know i work for dodge like i do their commercials and stuff do not modify that

car i'll buy it for you or i'll trade you a 1300 horsepower hellcat and i was like oh i would trade a 1300 horsepower hellcat like done here i mean unless you want to collect that hair hellcat no don't get you'll have your third Hellcat. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was doing. You gotta do it. Third time's a charm. That's true. And it's 1,300 horsepower.

Because that one's not that fast. What you need from like 800 horsepower. 800 horsepower. We need 500 more. 500 more. I'm sweating thinking about that. My Volvo has like 320. you're adding two volvos god damn dude oh it's crazy so past cars and wrestling because that's what this podcast is

about and come come we got fucking video games oh first tell the story about the homeless man yeah don't add a story what's going on here on my way over here i was driving by the gas station and i saw a homeless man on the side of the road pick up a dead bird and put it in his pocket and then walk away because i was driving i was like what's he looking at because he was like leaning over it just like looking at it and then as i got closer there's the stop sign right there i was like watching him watching him watching him i was like oh that's a dead bird maybe i don't know he's just looking at it and he grabs and he puts it in his pocket he's like a cat he just watched a man find dinner yeah i don't know what happened there it was weird i wonder and then he goes and leaves it at somebody's door he's like a cat

here's a present love me that family will now let me into their home for dinner at night. He's just standing outside. Oh, God. Whether they like it or not. Honey, call the cops. He's back. He's got a dead animal. He's just sitting there when they open the door like this.

It's like, can I come in? No. Get away. Call the police. Yeah, I live in a great area I'm glad we do all the guest appearances here Did you know hey Goldberg did you see the homeless guy that's like take a ride at the homeless guy? Yeah, take a ride at the homeless guy collect

IRS raid van. That's how bad he's left. Can the IRS arrest people? Yeah, man. Can they? I don't know. Like tax evasion? Well, I know that, but they don't have like IRS security people. They just like...

The federal government. That's terrifying. Yeah, I think they just send the FBI. Yeah, I think they just send police after you. Yeah. Good to know. Good Good to know I gotta go Let me collect my dragon's I believe you hand me the dragon skull head. Thank you Right, so I gotta go fill the sprinklers up with gasoline

Fake claymore on my room by again. Yeah, by the way, I found out is super illegal. You don't know how to booby trap your house. Wait, what? That's why it's illegal. Not because it's a Claymore on a Roomba. It's illegal because you can't make booby traps. Wait. Yeah, you can make booby traps, but Brandon was telling me that man trapping is legal in Texas if you do it a certain way.

Man trapping? Yeah, that's like the actual law. I prefer boobies over men. I don't remember what he said because he was talking about dude breaking into his truck a while back and so he was trying to figure out how he could booby trap his truck because it keeps getting broken into and so he looked up a bunch of laws he knows all about next time brandon's on we're gonna talk about his his story we're gonna have him back and trapping

his name is brandon he's utterly ridiculous I never knew about the booby trap thing Yeah it's illegal to booby trap your ass Define booby trap though Static placements that are Meant to literally entrap somebody But it wrote Roomba moves

But you're not controlling it i guess if you put a clacker on the bitch like a triple click and then you manually set it off yeah see is that legal i don't know all right guys here's your question for uh for chat for the comments today um what legal booby traps can you put in your house? Since all the lawyers out there watch this. It depends on the state, too. In Texas. In Texas. Texas is definitely going to be way more open.

Can I build a spike pit trap? I was about to say, punji pit? Yeah, punji pit. I was like, what's the name of it? The sheriff comes out and he's just like, nah, it's fine. There's a dead burglar in there. It's Texas. Why does it smell like human feces in there?

The paint cans off the rack yeah i threw my on those spikes people get infected that way that's what punchy that's what they used to do yeah i didn't know they would rub monkey on them yeah yeah so if you didn't die you get infected still and you get like bro i'm so glad we live in the age that we live in yeah i would and that was 60 years ago that was 60 years ago that's it vietnam's yeah that's yeah wars oh fuck war war dude do you see the progression of like how civilized we've become compared to back in the day back in the day they're like you lied poor molten steel down their throat. Ah, just die and now it's like

Yeah, you shit spikes We are court drawing and quartering them we're just hitting with the shit spikes Yeah, but it's their fault. They should have watched out where they should have looked before they fell into the shit spike hole. That's what it's called? That's what it's called. It's called the shit spike hole. Batty naming booby traps. This is called sharp point with poop on it. This is called shit spike hole.

I mean, it's literally a shit spike hole. It's true. This is called Roomba with Claymore. No, that's a Boomba. Oh, a Boomba. It's a Boomba. It's like Mario. I have a fake Claymore somewhere. I did it in my house, my old house in Vermont.

I had a fake Claymore. Fake Claymore ATF. And I put it on my room, but I would let it roll around the house. It didn't do great cleaning under things anymore, but you know, it looked fun. And that's all that mattered. I just picture Batty because when you lived in Vermont, you lived by yourself. Yeah. Just.

You know what you're doing? Just Batty with no friends. Just watching her in a room, but driving around. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that. And you put the claymore in the room. We got to be careful now because you don't want to trip it.

And I'm talking to myself. And laughing. You're like, oh yeah, just watching it drive around, you're like, Ha ha! Ha! Wasn't good. Just drinking alone. Thank god I just got...

Divorced. Batty, how are you handling your divorce? Hard cut to- I'm just- Drinking with a claymore on his- How are you handling your divorce? Hard cut to it. Drinking with a claymore. Just driving in the room by himself. I'm sitting on the room boat. Just laughing. It's going great. It's fine, guys.

Can I move to Texas? Super happy with my life. Video games. my life video games oh and then we had what you just said sony bought sony bought bungie for 4 billion 3.7 that's crazy they're teaming up with discord or they bought discord i don't remember no shit i just saw an announcement actually today with Sony and discord. What is that? What is that Sony? discord go Discord is officially rolling out now. They just add discords finally working with us. Thank God. It's only you know 2022 it's price It's crazy because you still have like in-game when we play with Cali now he uses discord through a third party

There's no actual fucking discord on half these fucking things. And it's crazy the drop in quality when it's in-game voice. It's like they can have the nicest mic. It's still... Sounds like you're yelling from a toilet bowl. Like what are we 340? What were we getting

shot at? But they have that and then Microsoft bought the big they bought yeah blizzard jesus dude for 78 billion a lot yeah a lot of billions like all the billions yeah it was all the billions of dollars there was a post the other day it's like they own so many franchises now it's like insane think of like everything that activision blizzard has done yeah imagine buying World of Warcraft Like you just bought Wow. They also got like crash band like the entire crash bandicoot fucking

for like Franchise who else was Tony Hawk all the old Tony Hawk games clothes were all Activision Well, you get those like giant buys or whatever. It's like how Disney Disney bought. I mean Marvel Star Wars. Yeah, Disney bought Star Wars. Marvel, Star Wars, literally everything. And you're like, oh, this is great. What the fuck? You guys own everything now. But the new Star Wars is pretty fucking dope. I haven't watched a new, I have not watched it.

And we can't give spoilers. We can't give spoilers. But I need to watch the new one. So, no spoilers. It's good, it's bad, it's good. Perfect. There's some down moments, but it's like, but it picks right the fuck up. Talking about the new Boba Fett episode. So good.

The new episode. Oh, the new, new. Yeah, that's the one I need to watch. But yeah, Boba Fett's like, because they're doing such good with the Tuskens. We can say it's like how they portray the Tuskens, and it's that new tribal mindset. Yeah. It's like humanizing them. So you have that entire storyline, which is gangster.

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Yeah. And then you had Marvel's Spider-Man, which was like, oh, do this. And then Sony's like, nope. And then finally they got. The Spider-Man movie was so good. I just don't think to watch it. How have you, you guys haven't seen it?

I haven't even had a spoiler yet for it. As somebody over the age of 30, you're gonna nut everywhere. It's the one with Doctor Strange in it, right? Is that his name? Yeah, because in the trailer. No, in the trailer. It's in the trailer.

Yeah, in the trailer they show. Yeah. So in the trailer they do that. So that one. Can you guys just go watch this fucking. It's so. It was probably the best Marvel movie I've seen in like out of all the recent ones. Like better than Endgame. Yeah, I heard it's fucking. Yeah, I heard it've seen out of all the recent ones. Better than Endgame.

I heard it's one of the top. You're looking at Iron Man 1, Thor, Ragnarok, this, Spider-Man. Holy shit. The whole time I was like... Are you watching Demon Slayer yet, bro? I'm going to slap you.

I'm going to slap you. I saw the movie with you okay to the last four episodes i couldn't get into it man bro just oh if you watch this season like every episode they're ending talk time guys oh yeah they end on cliffhangers it is and it's like you're just like throwing shit at the tv you're like what really just get i'm like i'm counting down when I know. I'm like, they're going to fucking end it right fucking here. It's going to fade to black.

And it's like, and then the music. The terrible ending song of Demon Slayer. It's awful. I'm like. You know what happens after you watch Demon Slayer? You just immediately turn on Attack on Titan. And everything's okay again for another 23 minutes. Is there a new Attack on Titan?

Yeah. Okay. So I like Attack on Titan. I need to catch up. You're like five episodes? Yep. No, we're on like seven now. Is it seven new Attack on Titan? Yeah. Okay. So I like Attack on Titan. I need to catch up. Five episodes? Yep. No, we're on like seven now. Is it seven?

I think it's like seven. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's been a minute. Like the new Attack on Titan 2. I haven't watched the new one. You didn't watch? I said to watch it.

I went to bed early last night. You what? You went to bed early on anime night? Yeah. It's Sunday's anime night. I still was tired. I don't give a... It's 23 minutes!

I know. We were shooting guns at the fucking range all day. I know. I got sunburned at the range. I was real tired. I'm a ginger. I can't be outside too long. I got a text from Donut at 2.40 in the morning.

Hi. I was like... I don't know what I was going to tell you. I wake up. I'm like, ah, 7 a.m. Hi. I have 2.30 or 2.40 in the morning. My bad. I was like, I'm like, ah, 7 a.m. Hi, at 2.30 or 4.00 in the morning. My bad.

I was like, I wonder what he wanted. I don't know. You don't know? No. He's just texting me, hi. Heather and I might have had some drinks, and I wanted to say hi to my friend Eli, because we were talking about you guys.

That's weird, I didn't get a text. Well, I looked, and I'm like, oh, shit shit it's three in the morning i bet brandon has a text i was wondering the new attack on titans i know how it ends because i've already read it but that i need to watch the two episodes because they go hard it's just people are like have you watched attack on titan they're not going as hard as demons demon slayer setting attack on titan this one was fucking baller okay it was better attack on titan won this week i mean it was very close because demon slayer was fucking good this week but the last three like all four demon slayers with all the stuff is just bro Like it's been non-stop for like four episodes. Yeah, there was a slight dip and you're sure it wasn't the beginning was not

No, it wasn't good at all. But then it kicks right holy shit. Oh My god, yeah, you're gonna fucking love it. It's just okay. It's going on Seasons is there I know to Really? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a right now. How many seasons is there right now? Two. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a fucking ton. There's a lot of catch up then. What, 24 episodes on the first one?

24 on the first, maybe 26. And then the second season is on seven. Seven or nine. Seven or nine. Forget it. Think of me, Canyon, every time. Stop it. Don't ruin it.

He ruined it. Call me. Call me. Help me. Help me. Stop it. Don't ruin it. He ruined it. Call me. Call me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Six form water blade attack. He just shakes him in the mouth.

I love it. It's the entire beautiful anime sequence. It's just fucking stabbing the jugular real quick. Demons are so crafty. Yeah. These demons are so crafty. Oh, no. Get back in there.

Did we talk about that? Meat Canyon came up we hung out with me can we talk about that me canyon came up and hung out with us like oh yeah two or three weeks ago yeah yeah i went to the range with you guys and then we went and ate yep oh yeah yeah we did yeah we went and ate he's such a nice guy dude he's you watch his you know you watch his videos and you're like what the fuck he's like this man's a degenerate he's just like a super kind human being with a sweet haircut sweet haircut he's got that curly mullet going on dude oh yeah he's just living the dream life beautiful oh we're in tarkov holy shit oh yeah these boys go uh i i was on the stream the other night and i was like man i wish i was a rogue or a character or something had an in-game item anything and chat was like just message Nikita

And so I messaged Nikita I've talked with him briefly in the past and I was like hey if you're running out of scab names Could you add donut operator and maybe Florida man? He's like yeah, I got you But not only did he add donut operator and Florida man. He had a baddie Grantham Lucas He named Lucas aim Botkin. Mm-hmm Not only did he add Donut Operator and Florida Man, he added Batty, Grand Thumb, Lucas. He named Lucas Aimbotkin. No shit. Florida Man's in there, of course.

Yeah. He added a lot of us in there. Oh, that's amazing. On the Lighthouse map in Tarkov now, we're the rogues. The really, really super hardcore NPCs. That's fucking dope. Yeah, you guys, our chat group, our group chat has just been like I killed you fuck I was so mad I farmed rogues for hours the other day just trying to find any of us. I found one named Jeff

Just Jeff My name is yeah I put in four hours last night, and I killed a grand thumb And then I was with Kings and Kings killed Florida man, but we couldn't find me or you goddammit So my stream title was like killing myself One of my sponsors on my stream ended up getting killed by me in street like he said he's like fuck you dude Dude that's so gangster, and I don't even I need to play that game again Come back play with us. I know I didn't like it like the first night or two. I played I was like man

I remember why I quit playing this but now it's it's good man this new patches would run in super awesome I'm like see everything like okay. This is actually working and in a good position and not a bad I need to learn the quest line and oh It's almost like you have like eight friends that just play this game and know everything about it Oh, I know play with you again. Yeah, I remember dad raids remember dad raised Eli. Oh my god the one with Freddy I'm out here Did you remember dad raised no when you'd have to be a day you'd have to dress up never did dad raids with us oh you'd have to dress up like a dad and then you go to clothing options too as

well no shit lots of news so we dress our our pmcs our characters up like look at that yeah like a mustache like a bandana some dad sunglasses and wear a shitty vest and a bat like a gun shotgun and then you have to be in character as a dad that's hilarious we accidentally make out and so you know today it was super weird he's not joking we found our dad that was the second time me and eli ever talked on stream it was us doing dad raids in tarkov come down here what do we call it the kissing shack the kid to the kitchen bush yeah the kitchen bush and we sit there and be like okay spin the bottle we throw a bottle oh no it's just us and we're like uh-oh looks like you lost

come here yeah get that beard locked into my that's exactly what dads do that's all we did then we were talking about hunting it's like let's go find the deer and we shoot a shooter sky two legs weird Shooting black deer guy we murder somebody. Okay, we gotta hide the body and evidence We like go and chuck this shit. It was just utter chaos. That was like time to playing with Friends like hey, dude, you wanna go make out in the bushes Yeah, army friends Goldberg was saying yesterday, remember? He's like, now I realize

no matter what branch you are, you guys all just act gay. We just fixated on cum and dicks. Yeah, you guys just really like each other. It's 100%. 100% what we do. That's why we keep our circle real tight like male buttholes. Yeah, it's like a human centipede, but

our mouths are dicks and our buttholes are buttholes. Yeah, it's like a human centipede, but our mouths are dicks and our buttholes are buttholes. I eat the cuttlefish. Dick. What is it? Do I eat the chicken and rice or the cuttlefish? Cuttlefish! I was like, no!

I'll eat the cuttlefish. I forgot about that episode. It's like, no! I'll eat the cuttlefish. No! I forgot about that episode. It's so good. Go back and watch the Human Centipede episode of South Park, please. It's one of the best ones ever made. Because it was the eye centipede.

Because it was an apple product. Yeah, the eye centipede. I hate it so much. It's so good. The fruit and, like, chicken. It was, like, the base. Or just, or just like something small and then cuttlefish. Cuttlefish. Oh my God.

I hate our podcast. You guys remember the World of Warcraft episode? Yes. That was kind of cool. Oh my, iconic episode of South Park. God, I was in the military. Yeah, I was. I was literally.

Yeah, I was. That was 10 years ago, probably. Yeah. 10, 12. I think i might have been in high school or just 12 years ago i think it was 2006 yeah i was yeah she's seven because i'm trying to remember if it was this was pre-deployment so this was literally 2007 beginning 2007 yeah when i was in high school you lie yeah oh yeah well i always forget i'm old You always forget you're old? That's weird because I remind you daily. I know. And that moment reminds me, too.

That was actually a decent episode, man. Remember his mom bringing the shit bucket down? Mom bathroom! Mom bathroom! She's like, Shit's all over her. Her and the bucket. God.

My mom used to do that for me. It was awesome. Shit bucket? Yeah. You're yeah great mom I knew I knew a guy that got kicked out of the Navy because he was doing that shit He would like he would well so every Friday He would go to McDonald's and get like 30 double cheeseburgers

And then he would sit there and play World of Warcraft from Friday till Monday morning Like no sleep and he would shit in a bucket and piss in bottles and just sit there and play world of warcraft from friday till monday morning like no sleep and he would shit in a bucket and piss in bottles and just sit there and play world of warcraft and they ended up kicking him out for failure to adapt to military standards yeah i'd say so you can't get like your barracks the bathrooms how many feet from you it's stand up and turn around you're in your bathroom no how dare you don't know he's raiding that man is raiding he was Three days when wrath of the Lich King came out man the best expansion ever can't blame him can't Sometimes you just gotta shit yourself bro like you're you're raiding. It's wrath like no, I don't man like I Go to the bathroom guys great. Yeah. Yeah, just go shit. I get it wrong with you everywhere So I don't know I have so many World of Warcraft stories from the military, too.

Oh, I love them. Okay. Yeah. So, this dude picks me up one time from the barracks, and it was the first time I ever met him, first time going to my command, and he saw that I had some, like, beer sitting there, and he's like, oh, yeah, I drank a whole 12-pack last night, and I'm like, oh, cool, what's your brand? Mountain Dew.

I'm like, oh, so I already know this guy's fucking weird. And then... Mountain Dew. Him and his wife were both in the Navy. He actually met her on World of Warcraft. They got married and then their kids got taken away because they were raiding so much. They weren't taking care of their kids. And then she left him for their guild master of their world. Wendy's most important deal of the day has a fresh lineup.

Pick any two breakfast items for four dollars new four-piece french toast sticks bacon or sausage wrap biscuit or english muffin sandwiches small hot coffee and more limited time only at participating wendy's taxes extra warcraft guild oh my god you are that's the the highest quality of people right there oh yeah man jeez uh oh my god there was another well there was a guy uh fuck he played world of warcraft with his wife they were in the military during the army he was this was when i was a private he was a specialist and they were he's like yeah we play video games together this and then she found somebody else and wow that you play with and you flew out while we deployed She then left him for that With your gear level I'm like 1800 happens a lot I love

What's this video game this is weird My time and like none of the guys I was really in with there was a couple that were nerds I'm blown away right now. This is. What's this video game? This is weird. I mean, it's just my time. And like none of the guys I was really in with, there was a couple that were nerds. But mine was like the good old boy hunting guys. Oh, yeah. A little special. Yeah. I was in nowhere Vermont.

Like there was no, there wasn't nerds. And if there was, they didn't talk about that shit. So like I didn't, it's just weird to hear that there was nerds in the military. When I know everybody tells about it now, constantly. I'm hearing in my chat, like, dude, I'm a giant D&D nerd, too. I'm in the army. We play every week. I'm like, where the fuck was this, man?

Shit. I had, like, Ennis and Client Filter. They would play, they were big into, bless Ennis' soul, that man, he goes hard whatever he gets, gets like addicted to he never played an MMO and I'm the one that introduced him to World of Warcraft

100% take the blame for that one and then Climb Filter he's like you guys play World of Warcraft I was like yeah and he's like oh I love that game I was like oh god he's gonna be like wanna play and he's gonna be a scrub and then he had like four maxed out level characters and this is like this is pre this is vanilla oh god it was hard to get 60 i only had 160 and i had like and i played it for years yeah it was a lot harder back in the day so

it was like that was it i was like what the fuck oh homeboy you play because i was coming from final fantasy 11 everquest everquest i tell you like long raids were 20 hours for oh yeah yeah it was yeah because you do actual like cool down rotations oh wait hours for for the next fucking thing yeah you'd be like okay these are on six minute to 20 minute cool down timers so you're farming all the creatures as you can then when everyone has to heal back up healing took fuck forever because you'd actually have to sit and meditate so you're looking at 20 to 30 minute down times when everyone has to heal back up and then you okay let's fucking kill this kill this okay now we got rest in everest was a literal short fucking rest.

Yeah, it was literally like eating and the food or water didn't matter in EverQuest. So you just sit there and you're like tick. And every tick was six HP. Jesus Christ. 12 if you had a good one. And then. You just wait. Yeah, you literally just sit there as a group and commute.

But you did build relationships because you're sitting there talking to these people that you're leveling up with and you met everyone you can you knew who sucked at the fucking game you knew who didn't and when you got excommunicated in everquest like it wasn't like everyone knew you from like low level to high levels like that's the cheating piece of shit that's the ninja looter because ninja looting was easy. It was like that back in the early wild days before they had cross realm stuff. Because you knew who was on your server and you knew who was the ninja looter. Same thing. Yeah. Just grab everything.

Didn't matter if they needed it. Oh, yeah. And that, yeah. 50 DKP minus. Well, at Request, it was because there was no bind on equip or bind on pickup. It's just grab. Oh, shit. I didn't remember that.

Yeah, you could sell it to it because you grab those items and you're like, hey, who wants this? And then you go to the East Common Tunnels and you'd have to do for sale because there was no bazaar. There was no auction house. It was all just your check. Yeah, so money was based off of that on how much you want to sell something, buy something, or just exchange. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck old school video games man there's no i love them they're my favorite thing but then they're it's very nostalgic yeah the nostalgia wears off real fucking fast like yeah because classic wow just came out what you last year the year before and i was like oh i can't wait to play

oh yeah you were so stoked oh yeah we talked about this i was so stoked about it and i got to play and it was like fuck this it took me it took like an hour to get to level five i'm like nah i don't want to do this no more that grind is way too much that's a grind man i can't believe i did that shit back in the day but then again i bought it not my main character but i bought it a little and you had way more time when you were young yeah I was in high school I almost filled high school because of World of Warcraft I did fell high school because I requested Final Fantasy and fantasy star online and Metal Gear Solid 2 And then you're like what do I do now war okay?

Metal Gear Solid 2 was I think the reason I Finally got kicked out because they're like you you've missed way too many days of school. I was like, what? I'll catch up on homework. And they're like, no, it's too late. You've missed too many. I was like, what do I do? And they're like, you're going to have to go an extra year of school.

And I was like, oh, yeah, I drop out. War it is. War it is. I am definitely not doing it. I got to go. There's a surge I hear about. What are you going to do? I'll figure life out.

I'm going to move away from here, though, and roll them dice. See what happens. Get my GED. I'll get shot. I'll ricochet. Well, first it was like GED, so you can join the military. Did you cheat on that? The GED test?

No, I actually fucking take a test. Literally sit there, do the whole thing, and then join. And then I was like, okay, I can do whatever I want. And they're like, you have a GED, you can be infantry. And I was like. It's like that or a cook. Well, I can do like airborne and stuff. And they're like, no, you literally are.

You're going to the line. I was like, but what if they're like, well, if you perform good, your drills aren't so off of your contracts. I was like, but what if they're like, well, if you perform good, your drills aren't to offer you contracts. I was like, cool. That sounds great. But he still did not offer me contracts. Graduated honors. This is like one of the only people that shot, only dude that shot X,

one of the few. It was only like six of us that shot expert. And then only seven of us. Man, it might have been five of us that maxed the pt score and i did both yeah so it was like honor so you know the honor graduates yeah and they're like give me my blood rifles give them to me eli go to the line i was like fuck you my drill my my my my recruiter yeah lied what happened my drills aren't just loud he's like yeah private they fucking lie i was like i wanted to be a ranger

it's the same thing in the the navy but it's called boatswins mate you're just you do you just shit work they need that one guy to do shit work and it's it's like being on the line it's like the infantry guy it's called a boatswins mate but they tell you they're like you can do like five different kinds of jobs you can do this and this and this don't worry you know you might get it was the same thing you might get a contract but it's like no you're the guy like hanging off the side of the ship painting fucking ship you're the number guy yeah you're somebody's gotta paint the numbers on the shit yeah that's where the ged guys go in the navy oh god so glad i didn't join that yeah that would have sucked and mine was like you're going to war i knew i was going to war like a hundred percent on that one i was like nah bro

you gotta go i joined during this surge yeah yeah it was the surge it was a hundred percent you doing this and then i was just like i'll just go like but then they tried to send me to ranger school after i was in the unit and i'm already a year in and i'm like at that point i was like oh no i i did pre-ranger and then i was like everything else whatever the it was rip no so rip turned into rast rip was oh that's okay that was for rain ranger introduction that's to be on the bat the battalion yeah yeah yeah yeah and then i was like but then you have ranger school yep and then you have pre-ranger school which is like a two-week or 15-day course i forget and then it was a little extra suck yeah and then it was just like oh do you okay eli now

to go to ranger school you're good to go we'll send you you just got to pass this pt test i was like i don't want to go to rangers i was like literally no that sounds terrible and they're like yeah you just have to pass it then we'll send you i was like no like you're taking the test i was like i'm taking the test and they're like yeah you're taking the test i was like okay let's do pull-ups one two three i was like how many do i have to do five i was like oh no i was like couldn't do it no no and they're like you can't go now what the fuck have i been saying they're like, you can't go now. What the fuck have I been saying this entire fucking time? I want to go.

You don't think I'm going to shitbag and fail this on purpose? Because I'm going to shitbag this and fail this on purpose. No, you're going to make me do more push-ups after. Oh. But at least I'm not 60 days sucking dick. I'm not in mountain pain dying. Like, no. Fucking miserable. Christ, Matt almost died in r. Like, no. It's fucking miserable. Christ, Matt almost died in ranger school, right?

Didn't he get bit by something? Oh, yeah, he had like an affection or something. He had something really bad. An STD. From all the guys. From all the dudes. Yeah, he had something bad happen to him. I don't know, fucking. I can't remember what it is.

It was like, yeah, he was allergic to something or? It's the military, man. Like, they don't like in the schools or anything. You're just like. They do not give a fuck. No, you just do it. Suck it up, soldier. Speaking of Mr. Matt's sextant.

Do you want this fucking. Yeah. I hate all of that shit. I'm like, no, this is fucking terrible. No, I never had a chance and I'm glad. Did not want to do that at all. Military. Join, guys. This is your military recruiting video we're the worst recruits ever do you guys love the military go to college

you don't go to college either that's a waste of money depending if you're going to be a doctor go to go to college don't learn doctors on YouTube. I mean, Matt's doing all right. Oh, yeah, Demo. Demo Matt's a doctor on YouTube. He learned it from, right? I don't know. He's a vet.

But he learned his vet on YouTube, right? He's not an actual vet? Yeah, he watched YouTube videos and stuff. Yeah, and then he just printed out a doctor. Anyone who's got a printer can be a doctor, guys. You just print out the thing that says, I out a doctor. Anyone who's got a printer can be a doctor, guys. You just print out the thing that says, I'm a doctor. He watched eight master classes afterwards. He's like, did it.

Print. He just printed off a degree. No wonder he's killed so many kittens. That's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard him say. That was the first time I hung out. One of the first times I hung out with him. We were just in Texas hanging out with him. We were at the Triarch aerial gunner event where we shot out of the helicopter

and we're walking. He's like, I've killed so many kittens and just keeps walking. Like, oh, no, that was in. That was Triarch, I'm pretty sure. It was. What was the restaurant? We were eating fucking chicken wings because I was like, wait, all y'all eat chicken tendies? That was before I moved here.

So we were all at that restaurant because we were all eating fucking chicken tender Oh, it was Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, that's where the fights were on that Dude look fucking autism It's a superpower It's a weird superpower I Can travel faster than a speeding bullet i just shit myself a controller but unfortunately for this power to work it's like bad superpowers you have like an awesome one but a very bad trade-off jesus was a superhero baddie has unlimited strength he just comes anytime he's I mean, he engages that. I would take that.

That's a win-win. Why does Batty sleep all the time? It's 4 p.m. and Batty's sleeping? Yeah, he had to move a couch today. Don't touch it. Donut can fly, but he just, he automatically yells racial slurs. I don't control this it's the worst superpowers which is the word

buying over section eight housing community When you land you're like I'm gonna apologize ahead of time for saving your life like why Superman They take off into the earth. And when Donut lands, he's like, the family's just like appalled. I go to rescue a minority from a burning building and they just don't even want to come. I'm like, no, no. The fire's clear. I didn't mean to say that.

I push my kids back. Hey guys, that's when some drugs get cancelled this week. By creating the greatest superpowers ever to exist. God, we have some good superpower chats. Did we ask Tim what his superpower would be? Tim? Yeah. No.

We should ask Tim. We'll get Tim back on. He probably would have said that same thing, though. I would want to fly and shout racial sex. That's his witch. It's and shout racial Which you don't want I want to yell racial slurs, but I fly Sorry I mean I wouldn't fly but... Welcome to unsubscribe Dude's a really nice guy!

He's nice! Brandon's fucking ridiculous Fuck you! Fuck Brandon! Brandon would probably have a cool super power Brandon wouldn't shout racial Oh my god this is my favorite one now It's a comedy called I hate all of us so much

What are we having Goldberg on the podcast We need to get Bill on here Awful racist superpower Bill Goldberg God that would be so bad you get these amazing powers like my hero academia it's just tied with a really bad shit just awful awful downsides like you flash children like no it's like we need somebody to come rescue the kids from the burning school no superman you can't go sorry burning school. No Superman you can't

Sorry Superman Thank you fire out of my fingertips, but my dick looks like a tic-tac Looks like two hacky sacks and a lima bean. That's a real sack. Oh my god. Guys, guns and video games. Am I right, everyone? Holy shit. Yeah, this one's going to be yellow for a couple days We didn't offend the Christians this time. Yeah, see we're good. Oh, yeah You can fly you just T pose the entire time

It's like a shitty Iron Man suit engaged Our job here is done. Good job, super team. I'm not buying that. What would the superhero team? You have like the elite, the Justice League. Oh, God. What's Marvel's team? The Avengers.

The Avengers, yeah. What would be like our shitty superhero team be? Yeah. That no one wants around. It's fucking those guys. Are they sending the avengers no no they're sending the dumb fucks super guys super guys yeah it's just super guys they gotta choose their name and this is what they It's like two chicks, though. They're like, come on, can we change our name? And changing font.

It's really bad font. Comic Sans. Yeah. Like a papyrus. A. Yeah, papyrus. It's just a mix of Comic Sans and papyrus. Each letter's different.

Super Guys. Hello, Hannah. No. No. Never will we ever on this podcast. I think we've told you guys before, we have a list of skits we can never, ever do

or talk about. They get put in this nice little bin right here. It's Eli's head. And they die. They die in that bin. That's where they go to die. Yeah. No.

What if it involves... We can't talk about it. A very special... Hold on, guys. I can't say what this kid's called. You can't say anything about this kid. A very special heaven. Yeah.

What about it? Yeah, we'll call it special heaven. Hello Hannah, I'm Saint Pete. Welcome. So you guys wanna play D&D sometime? Yeah, let's play D&D. So, me and Eli are actually planning on some D&D stuff. Like we've been talking. Yeah, getting it. Can I play?

Yeah, you're unsubscribed. You don't have a choice yeah we replace baddie not you it's gonna be real weird when brandon's sitting in the dm chair but a speaker box with my voice and i'm in the background in the other room because i can't sit with you guys anymore i'd be like all right guys ak's are great but can you please roll initiative and brandon just could be there like moving his arms because he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. We'll treat it like Dorothy. What is it?

Dorothy. Dorothy the tornado. The guy behind the curtain? Yeah. What is that movie called? What the fuck? Oh, I almost said House in Wonderland. You almost said House in Wonderland.

I almost did. Wow. Wicked Witch of the West. Are we done? I'm the first colored movie of all time We're not in Kansas anymore It's literally the first colored movie of all time You're hocking me up

I could have got it if you didn't say anything The Yellow Brick Road What is the movie called? What is wrong with us? We only drink two beers a piece Hold on It has to do with dorothy it has the dog toto

and then they go to the wizard of oz oh my god that was five minutes of the podcast dedicated to why do three grown men just have trouble with that? We just watched our brains buffer for a few minutes. If you wonder what the podcast is going to be like when we're 70, you just experienced that. In the name of this episode, buffering. No, it's going to be like, welcome to Unsubscribe. We have. And I'm like, hey, what's his name?

And you're like, that's Cody Operator. Brandon. Brandon. Hey, Brandon. And then I'm Short Matt Best. Short Matt Best. We just had 56k modems going off in our heads.

My mom just picked up the phone while I was playing Anarchy Online. Oh, God, that was the the best we literally just stalled out I've never done that I felt pressured I couldn't think of it You couldn't think of it I was like ah fuck That's like that one skit where that guy runs up to people

And he's like name a woman Name a woman And he has money in his hand And the girl's like ah Name a woman and she like he has money in his hand and the girl's like ah what like anyway he's like name a woman just one and she's like oh i don't one woman just say a name just i name a woman she freaks out for like it's a solid like two minutes of her like ah i'm like just yell oprah just any baseline woman name or yourself yeah done people freak out when they're on the spot we just did that with wizard of oz i already forgot i could

see the title in my head i know that's yellow brick road is what got me because it's a quick Green tower yeah, I'm looking at the VHS copy. I'm just like yeah, I had to pull up his autistic memory The lion the flying monkeys I hate this so much If I only had a brain We would all be the scarecrow We just want a brain Just one for all three We'll share We just need to know what movie we're in

Just cut it into pieces We'll use it Oh my god dude You can probably think of movie titles. I am dying right now. Together we are the Scarecrow. Stop it. You are a power's combo.

We the super guys. We sectioned this brain out wrong. It's like Batty gets the speech part. He's like, hi, I'm Batty. I'm like, cum, cum sex. I just get it.

Donut's great at painting though. Yeah, Donut's just like doing the art stuff. We can't communicate outside of that. I'm just the violent, cum, and sex part of the brain. I'm just trying to fuck stuff.

Guys, I think we're hungry. Yeah, I'm hungry. Baddie's hungry. Food! Food! John is just like...

He's drawing a chicken wing. Together, we're the super guys. Can we dress up like superheroes for a photo for unsubscribing? Oh, 100%. Like shitty cape. Just whatever we want. Yeah, super guys. Ding, ding.

You got to strike a superhero pose. Oh, no. Jesus. I can't wait till we forget about doing anything that we've talked about today well we need to get we have to have matt back on the podcast with the shirt thing matt's dude matt's been doing a really good picture we won't say what it is yeah matt actually remembered the things we said we would do yeah we it's why he's successful he followed yeah we were like we're gonna do this and it's gone

literally the moment it ended we're like let's go get food and drink more we got heather's coming on yep goldberg's coming on we need to fly out mike we'll just have actual grantham can we just call mike the whole time though yeah just to fuck with everybody who's listening like wait is that i like i'll call him mike but i hate your fucking first name call me kyle no elise say kyle i said it last time on the podcast in vegas and people were like batty's name is kyle question mark like even saying cody's weird to me i'm like i don't mind cody i call him like donut people say the same thing the comments are like that's your fucking name. It's like yes My name's like goddamn donut

What the fuck we have normal people names yep Kyle I've only ever punched the couple holes in drywall leave me alone I'm during monster. Yeah, the Tarkov guys want to come on? Oh, yeah. Veritas said he would come on. Yeah, Veritas is a good dude. Plus, he's super kind of smart. So that'd be neat to talk to somebody who's not a fucking idiot.

Well, it's like when Tim was going off about nerd shit. I was like, that's when you checked in. That was literally PTS Donuts. It was like nerd stuff started, and you were just like, we're talking about fantasy literature Don't like Squirrel you like blink you do this blink It's like the one I first

We got p from Tim Kennedy's worst stories. Tim's excited about fucking books and Tim's like, yeah. And then the nerd is like. I'm going to go watch it. Just go in the comments. You'll see a timestamp. Oh, yeah. Are you okay, bro?

Which we do need to like one episode. We need to bring it we need to read our best comments there's so many we get a ton of comments yeah i was very surprised i like when there's the hateful ones because those make me laugh is there hateful ones that one that you were like fuck that guy oh jesus yeah he was like so complimentary. He was like, then me, he was like, oh my god. And he was like, Batty's a piece of shit. I was like, whoa. He just hated Batty. I hate that Batty, that guy, that ginger fuck.

I was like, what? Damn. Owie. I was like, god damn, that dude just hates Maddie I'm kind of a piece of shit Compared to us We're both all pieces of shit here We're drinking ranch water on a Monday

Afternoon Is that what the date is? I thought it was Sunday We did the minigun on Sunday Yeah that's why I was like, I have work later. We filmed a podcast on a Monday? Yeah. I guess so.

So Fluck has one day to edit this. Thanks, Fluck. Yeah, we got put. Everything gets fucking mixed in the wheel. Yeah, I don't think. Everyone doing content or trying to film or do other shit. Or shooting minig guns with Goldberg. Yeah.

Podcast or that. If you would ask me when I was 14 years old watching wrestling like Monday Night Raw or Wednesday Night Smackdown or whatever the fuck it was, you know, back in the day at 11 o'clock at night when I'm supposed to be in bed for school. if in 15 years I would be shooting many guns with Bill Goldberg, the man I just watched spear the undertaker, I would have called you a crackhead idiot and told you to go fuck your mother. Yep. We did that. We did that today. It's fucking weird.

Imagine going back to your, like I just picture baddie, like teleporting back. He's like, ah, you punch your little self in the face just because he's going to remember it. True. Why is there a strange bearded ginger man punching me in the face?

And I'm like, Batty, did you tell your little self that you get to shoot guns with Goldberg? And you're like, no, I just punched him in the face and came back to him. Hard time. You wasted your time travel on that. Yeah, I just wanted to punch my little self don't join the army don't go to college either though well like any any people like you look back at fucking 15 when you were in high school or 15 or even in the military if they

came back and like bro you're gonna be like a figure in this space of military and the police space and you're gonna have the donut space yeah and the donut space so people are gonna look up to you and ask you questions you'd be like get the fuck out of here yeah same for you i guarantee like you're gonna play video games and make money doing that. And whatever else your heart and have a podcast where you talk about. Is he still playing Oblivion at the time? So I don't believe you. Lord. I just walk up to my dad and be like, see, future myself came.

He said, I'm going to make money doing this. Fuck you, dad. And my dad would have slapped me. Yep. Very intimidating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad would have hit me. And. It's a very intimidating man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my dad would have hit me Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go play outside in the dirt. Then it will lock the door little bad He would have got punched twice that day

Man appeared in myed and hit me. Baddie just cries so hard. I'm going to tell you about lying. Sorry. We teleport back. Baddie's gone. He's a fucking supervillain. We're like, ah, we fucked that one up. He's not a super guy.

He's not a super guy. He's a a super guy. He's a super bad guy It was the dad joke you ready to close it down Okay Wait, I don't close it down. Yeah close it down watching the unsubscribe podcast today with our new cameras and new okay reset that you fucking Jesus Christ watching the unsubscribe podcast we

have Eli double tap donut operator and of course I'm baddie streams thank you guys for being here and we'll see you next time or we won't I don't know. We'll see. We'll see how that warning logo goes. Super guys.

Super guys. Nobody move. We got to do the ad spot thing. With all the beer on the table. I know. Oh, yeah. Let's just clear all this. Put it down here.

Ranchies. And the wadis. Oh yeah, we gotta just, let's just clear all this. Put it down here. Ranchies and the wadis, so that way we can get rid of all that stuff on Sh, bootiful. We'll leave the hentai.