Unsubscribe Podcast - 41 - Mat and Mando ft. MAT BEST

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

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Ching oh my god Really that cup? Do you have a cup cup nothing I don't want a single where's that cup you own a cup no I don't you don't own a mug. I have never have a bowl. Nope So he can drink that whatever okay? Black rifle black rifle everyone's wearing black rifles at art. It's baddie. I Had the high life shirt before you guys did it's tasty Hi life shirt. Yeah, you guys have a middle of time. Yeah, mine's the baddie no life. Oh. I had no idea. Are we starting a podcast?

Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Baddie. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut. That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast.

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the top. Donut, say something motivating. And that's where the... That is... Come subscribe. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. We're joined today by Batty Stream, Eli DoubleFap, and Mr. Matt Best, who is woke. Yes.

Nice. Great interview. You're like, yeah. Just going for it. Today, the recording is on. The audio is ready. Matt, let me hear your beautiful voice real quick. Hi, how are you?

My name is Matt. That sucked. Can you do it again, but better? Hi, how are you? My name's Matt. That sucked. Can you do it again, but better? Hi, I'm Matt from Pink Rifle Coffee. Thank you. He's here. So excited with hopefully working audio. Working cam.

I'm so nervous right now. Every time it's like we've had just every episode. Have there been problems every episode? No. No. Just mine. Just specifically mine. No audio.

The hands down. The worst one. That's fine. that's fine anytime. Oh yours wasn't the worst one We had another one that completely died before that that we didn't put out the first 30 Those are pretty We didn't even put out right before yours that had a different issue and Then we had another one we didn't even put out right before yours That had a different issue And then we had another one with bad audio It happens We had three bad audio episodes Yours was the best of the three bad audio

Was it onboard that we used? You guys ended up using onboard audio? Yeah That's why we don't use that thing anymore Because the second there's a fourth mic on that. We've noticed it goes to. So I thought this. Where's the laptop to watch the Super Bowl?

Aren't we watch? Aren't we commenting on the Super Bowl sports because it's Super Bowl Sunday today? Is it really? This is a message. Oh, this episode is named Super Bowl. Sports. Oh, my God. It's a Super Bowl.

It's going to be Matt in a Green Bay heat outfit. Donut's going to be wearing a Miami Colts outfit. Can I wear a Sabres cleats? In my favorite state. I used to watch football a lot, but I know the Rams are playing, but I don't know who they're playing. I think it's the Bucs. I think I heard.

Or the Bengals. It's the Bucs or the Bengals. It's the B. I think it's the Bengals. It's one of the two. It's the B. Okay. I was actually going to come in and ask that as one of the questions.

It's like, who's playing in the Super Bowl? And just. I'm the biggest football fan. Like, I'm still a huge Dallas fan, but. Really? From New England. Yeah. I saw a Dallas Giants game forever ago, and I've just been like, I hated the Giants.

Because. A Dallas Giants? That's a very specific. One game. You were Dallas and the a Dallas Giants game forever ago, and I've just been like I hated the Giants because a Dallas Giants It's a very one game. You were Dallas in the New York Giants. Oh, New York Dallas Cowboys rivalry and Emmitt Smith fucking Irving like were, that was my shit. I loved it. And I just stuck with Dallas through all the Tony Romo years. Speaking about good childhood memories and people we looked up to,

because I get the sports thing, Bill Goldberg, right? How cool is that guy when we met him at the range? I just want to give a shout out. If you think like when you think people are like, I bet that guy's really cool. And then you meet them and they're even cooler than you thought they were. That's a pretty rad day. Oh, yeah.

You can tell those guys do it for the kids, too. Like he's just a good dude. They put their bodies through absolute hell. But he's just the kindest human. And he's terrifying. It's fucking Goldberg. He used to be coming out spearing motherfuckers and shit. Bill?

No. Just calling him Bill? Just call me Bill. You hear Batty in the background. It's like, Goldberg, do I need to film this? Goldberg! Mr. Goldberg? Yeah.

Sorry, Mr. Goldberg. Call me Bill, please. Don't call him Bill. Fuck off. Can I call you Spear? What about Jackhammer? Yeah. Stop saying my moves.

I have really... Will you just spear me real quick? Can I call you spear? What about jackhammer? Yeah, stop saying my moves What is it about it like when when people hit a level of celebrity that you feel the necessity to say they're there for Like it not me If you walked up like to Tom Cruise and you were like hey Tom like you'd be a little weird Right, it was a little fucking weird, right? It feels weird. It feels a little fucking weird. Ew, I didn't like that. Right? Ew. Mr. Cruise? But then you call him Tom Cruise, and he's like, oh, I am Tom Cruise. Eli, are you taller than Tom Cruise?

Yeah. Yeah. Tommy's like 5'4". He can't go. Yeah, he's never been to Six Flags. He's not tall enough. I'm just trying to go funny. Is there some shade being thrown?

I've never met Tom Cruise. We see Tom Cruise unsubscribed. I see Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise unsubscribes. He puts a sad face on the Twitter. This is his favorite podcast. And he was so excited for today's episode. He just heard that.

He's like, oh, man. He just posts that on his Twitter. He's like, unsubscribed. We have like six celebrities here. Big H. Big H. Big H. Now that I thought about that, calling him Henry.

I'd be like, Henry, it's's good to say I don't like it Witcher he's good looking. Yeah, I'm just over here doing either autism Especially watch with your wife. He's like I shall kill everyone and protect the entire city You're like you probably want to have sex with him And it's like whatever. It's a fictional character, but I do have sex with him too though, so I Yeah, I have he wasn't there, but me and the iPhone And I actually Redid the voice and then I deep faked his voice talking dirty to me and he read me essentially the last three

Channels 50 shades of grey started to week the last three specifically those are what he reads me Pages 112 to 115 apparently he wants to tie me up and feed me red wine and chocolate strawberries Is that an actual thing that happens in 50 years? I shave the pubes. I know they do that in the deep right Yeah, it's part of you I've No, it's a whole book. I read it? Did you just agree? I've... Eli! No, it's... Eli! I haven't read the whole book. I got... So it was like the Harry Potter.

If you replace certain words... Have you... Like with... What the fuck? It's like Harry Potter! No, the wand! Replacing words. Have you ever seen...

Shut the fuck up! Harry Potter, if you... There is a thing. If you replace wand with penis, it becomes the most hilarious story ever. And there was another thing for Fifty Shades, I forget what it was. All you need is the kids looking for the elder penis. Stop it, that's not okay. And Harry grabbed his penis.

What chapter of Harry Potter did they shave each other's pubes, though? Three. The book, what is that, The Goblet of Fire? Oh. That's how you entered the tournament. That's not real, right? You're like, ugh. Pubicosa. That's how you Pubee Kosa

That's like a giant big gay teeter-totter and let me preface there's nothing wrong with being gay I'm all about it But you know shaving your friends pubes like that's that's oh, that's that's icky. You know? It's icky. Yeah, that'd be icky. Like, if you're like, bro, I broke both of my wrists in a crazy Dungeons and Dragons accident. And you shit my pubes. I'd be like, oh my god. Oh my god. You just reminded me of the broken.

The Reddit mom story. The Reddit mom with the two broken arms. Is that where you got that from? Wait, wait, Matt's heard this story. Okay, a son the two broken arms Is that where you got that from The son Wait wait Matt's heard this story The Okay A son broke both his arms

He's a teenager A son Yeah so a kid A boy Oh okay Not the literal son Yeah the son broke his arms No

No Eli you know It's not an Anatomy The cellular The cellular Bro But

Yeah so A child Or a teenager Broke both his arms and the mom helped him Well because he was becoming such an asshole She said he was like all irritable and like an asshole to everyone in the house somebody's gotta milk the cow Dude, they started banging. Well well they have you remember that part yeah they just because it's just fucking women shit like it's a weird story yeah oh yeah yeah and then the reddit because then he was like yeah the weird uh we would never kiss because that would be weird it's like yeah that's the fucking line that's the fucking line is kissing your mom is weird there's just weird shit that goes on in

the world and it's always weird when like you know these mainstream stories hit about people being weird but then you like deep dive into like how weird humans are as a whole it's like 15 year olds that are still breastfeeding and you're just like the fuck like i don't like what the fuck I'm right here Just you have that couple Relationship where you tell your wife? It's like just let me know if when I meet somebody you've banged them Well, you've met my mom you remember that There's an actual story, it's not as bad as it seems. It's on Reddit, you can read it there. It's fine.

I wrote it out. Reddit has some of the worst stories, man. The cum box. Oh my god, have you heard the cum box story? No, I'm into it. Dude, this just turned into a Reddit story. The most fucked up Reddit shit. A kid was just jerking off into his shoe box

and he just kept... But he kept the same shoe box for years just tucked under his bed, and it grew life Mold and area oh yeah dude full circle man. That's some fucking liking shit. Stop it. This is not Someday all this will be yours except for the cum box and the shadow legs. You'll see somebody. You become the cum box. I just remember that story because the best part was like things you've done

that disgust you about yourself. And the reply was just like my cum box and people were like go on. And it just was like yo hold up you don't say cum box

and just stop. We're gonna need a little more information. We're not sure how much more, but just give us a little more, please. We'll tell you when you need to stop. There's a line. You'll cross it. We'll let you know. What do you think?

Do you just end up throwing it away? I don't remember the end of the cum box. See, this is why we need to not only thank veterans for their service, but for garbage disposal professionals for their service. Because my God, can you imagine the disgusting shit disgusting shit literally and cum boxes they have to deal with? Thank you. If you are a, what is the proper term that gives the most revered way of stating their

profession? Trash disposal professional? I think that's it. Waste disposal management. Garbage doctors. They're not all management. That's the garbage doctors. Garbage doctors. Oh you add the management. That's the garbage doctors.

Garbage doctors. Oh. You add the doctor, so it sounds like garbage doctor like Fauci or is he, oh shit, or is he like a real good garbage doctor. He monetized. There's that woke rifle coffee coming back in. I just picked up the garbage guy that's like throws it in the trash bag rips He's like fuck. I gotta go pick this up. He picks. He's like what's this box opens?

Smells like old popcorn and bleach Why does some of it have- It's got a yellow hue to it. Why does it have a yellow hue? I'm concerned for this young man's dietary habits. He needs to put down the Arby's sandwich and have a real chicken breast. I mean, he could probably pick up an Arby's sandwich, too. Oh, God. Or he could be like, I heard they got the cum box. Yeah.

Oh, yeah? It's just like- Looks like Billy turned 16. Fuck, shit. Baby, baby, cum's just looks like billy turns 16. Fuck shit, baby, baby come box Baby Imagine having to throw away like the trash that like new york city makes like I just god bless that I'm gonna start a whole campaign like thank garbage doctors

If you're a garbage doctor doctor in the comments below put like the weirdest shit you found while doing your doctoring your garbage doctoring that or like dump specialists not what you're thinking not not two unsubscribes in a cup that's a different level of fucking video. Googling dump specialist. Like the guys that stay at the dumps and work there? Imagine all the shit they have to inhale and like touch every single day.

Think how many bad needles are out there and like just weird... Opposed to good needles. I feel like they would, they would like have a running bet like, oh, found your first body. Because I'm sure the dude that's been working the dump for 30 years in LA County, he's got to have three or four body spanners. He's got a body count. He's got a body count, right? Absolutely.

Does he report it, though? Because I guarantee there's a bunch of paperwork and everything. I guarantee he's not good. Everybody's like, nah. He just puts a Walmart back over it. He's like the big homeless bearded and they're all dirty looking. He's like, nah. He just puts a Walmart back over it. He's like the big homeless bearded. They're all dirty looking. He's like, that's a bum.

No. Just cover it up. He's not the suit in the fancy look. Isn't that something he's going to care about and pay the reward for? No. He's like, newspaper. All rights should be treated the same. But it's not.

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Is that why you have a cum box? Yes. You're all treated equally. I open it back up Hi kids I don't want kids Because you're the family I've always wanted Oh god I hate it

Remember like the little umbrellas That you put in like a cocktail That has a little sign of what day you orgasmed So it's like May 17th That was a real healthy one I remember you You were a teary little guy. Just like you're measuring your...

You're measuring your... You're measuring your child's growth. I'm just expanding on, you know, this satirical thing. The cut box does not need to be expanded on. That is a closed book. Close the box. Close the box. There was a closed drawer too.

Remember that one? Was there? On Reddit? No. He would open up his drawer, like his computer. Oh yeah, and you would just jerk off in his drawer. Yeah, it was just a mold, it looked like mold was growing or something. Okay, so now I'm gonna segue, not too far off. I was having a conversation the other day about if you're

a male, and you're in a hotel room yep you jack off yes like like think about it though like you know i don't want to put anybody if your significant others get mad that you masturbate which would be a really weird idea no but like when you're like because for me it's like you get back from work it's like 8 p.m then you have this normal routine you know where you hang out with the wife or the girlfriend whatever you do but when you're in your hotel room you're just there and then that your iPhones like Yeah

Fuck I'll just send it today. I call it the side cart There's two ways to match the Bible No, no, no. Psalms 12, 6. Don't bring God into this. I mean, I will. It's just sticky. Blasphemous.

Don't bring that Virgin Mary in. It's not a virgin anymore, brother. Show the fucking sidecar, Patty. It's when the sidecar is when you're, you got a king bed and you just kind of like. Do you just sit of like Even tomorrow Actually lazy because the mood was right I didn't want to get up and get some tissue paper or you know toilet paper and it's a sidecar You just kind of roll over and you're like hello, buddy

He's a little friend in the sidecar like a motorcycle. Well, yeah,, and it's a sidecar. You just kind of roll over, and you're like, hey, little buddy. And he's like, you're a little friend, and the sidecar is like a motorcycle. Well, there you have it, everybody. Matt Best is a fucking degenerate. I'm not saying I do that. I'm simply saying that that's one of two. Oh, you named the move, sir. You know, have you ever seen this?

The sidecar established 2010 Matt Best. Yeah, I'm just like,astian This is like an artist Yeah Or There's your trademark grow move You have two queen beds And like Sir would you like a king

Or two queens You're like Two queens I like two queens And then You just do the nasty In that one And then you get out of it

And you get in the good bed You sleep in the good bed You have the jack bed And the sleep bed The jack bed Now that I'm on this We need to fucking Think Not only Garbage doctors on this, we need to fucking think.

Not only garbage doctors, veterans, but we also need to think the maids across the nation, specifically, most likely in third world countries. I can't imagine what you clean up, but thank you. A Vegas hotel can, oh my God. Vegas hotels. Matt, what hotel do you frequent the most? Like if you had to pick a, like, is it like Best Western? Whatever's like, there's a H in the hotels out in nashville salt lake city and dfw area i'm sorry i didn't

think about that not so you're a sidecar man no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Imagine that 45 seconds it takes to stand up and go get a piece of toilet paper. Life's about efficiency. Sidecar. Back to work. Entrepreneur. That's one of those motivational posters on Entrepreneur. Oh, that kills me. I mean, where do you want to go? I'll take this anywhere today.

I got good sleep last night. I got a sauna workout in this morning. Bro, I wouldn't be able to 7 a.m. I'm so tired. I got good sleep last night. I got a sauna workout in this morning Don't I got a DM from you at 4 a.m. But Dona's DM was on it's trying to be nice Why'd you take what made you think it were you were you trying to get a side card in? Send me that sidecar pick real quick

Also, I want to say you baddie. Thank you. You're a classy bitch today. We got some going love at 18 here Thank you. Thank you. Definitely was made for shooting Down it immediately like shitty whiskey or scotch you let it sit for a second. Yeah, it's exactly what I've been doing It's like come oh Yeah, cheers and team pumpkin So video games yeah Come quick today. Yeah nice. nice yeah we just started the first 30 minute segment come welcome to video game podcast

getting a little rage quitty oh yeah we quit but oh that's what we rage mode rage mode last night it's true on warzone warzone and right play warzone i it's you know so i'm a big stop it Don't even fucking look at me. It's fun, and it changes each fucking time. That's why I play the goddamn games Don't start with me. It's an amazing game Yeah, the developers suck dick and there's a lot of glitches But at the end of the day the anti cheat has helped a lot to yeah has it really has yeah, yeah So like weird

Now yeah, well that's crazy. You know what Caleb likes is freedom to do what the fuck you want When he signs on to freedom.com And it says Tarkov warzone. He gets to fucking pick cuz he's a grown-ass epic awesome, man Damn skippy so apparently we got commie baddie on Everyone needs to go to a restaurant with their Put the fucking new shocker hat on. The sickle and the hammer. Come eat Thai food. You're welcome to Thai food today. I want Thai food so bad right now. It is a great region and even greater food. And I just got mad because I thought about my P.F. Chang order last night.

Your P.F. Chang order was fucked. That was double meat. I saw it. That was double meat. There was four pieces of meat. You had a bad day yesterday. Yes. That was the catalyst was the sniper is what like i had yes sniping

one bolt on the porsche when when they develop fucking cars sometimes fuck you germany they were like hey let's put the exhaust like this and then one of the bolts right here but and we'll make it a nut that you just fucking a wrench or a socket right there but let's put shit here so you can't put a socket or anything in that little Porsche right now yes and let's put it where you can't get it off so I spent fucking two hours to remove eight bolts didn't get the last one done and I was just like walked away I was like I'm gonna just play video games with Matt you know why they did that though right for that specific reason we're going to make it very uncomfortable for americans because we can't invade them we've tried that and it's still not enough nope nope i even had the baby ratchet out trying to i was like come on

just let's go this nope still look big in your hands nope yeah it's made everything does honestly i wish i had smaller hands. It's awesome Why I can rent these babies out for some pics if you need it I can grab it It's a little Barbie hand that looks like it's holding penises. Oh my god, he's so flexible. I thought I was the only one that could do that shit. Wait, Batty, you're flexible too? That's more disgusting. Matt's athletic. I don't like when you do that. I'm super flexible. Batty's like, yeah, I'm flexible. His hands stay here and his legs are just like...

He's like, what? you guys can't do this I said If you want to do that again we can go to bottom Golf I'm so excited to go to Bottom golf later Is bottom golf the lower floor Yeah that's what it is

It's the fuck floor That's the fun floor There's dividers on the booths. Oh, God. Was that really all the meat they gave you in your P.F. Chang's? That was it. So it went from the Porsche to the P.F. Chang's meal that I was so excited. I was like, oh, I get to eat at least this.

The Porsche fucking that thing happened. Now I get to eat. And then I see a giant thing of noodles. I'm like, okay, well, there's meat on top. That can't be all of it. I put like the three pieces aside. I'm like, okay. And then I pick up the noodles.

I was like, no, that's fucking it. That's. I was like, babe, can you call them? Can you do it yourself? Yeah. I was like, just call them. I have to play video games. And then the head shots.

And Matt, like, they don't hear rage Eli much. No, I rage every night. And I'm just like, hit the fucking shot. And I'm like, Zex just went down. He's like, Eli, pick me up. Eli, pick me up. Matt goes down. And I'm just like fucking god just

shoot him donut the crosshair like he's not joking this is legit like six shots six shots and i gave and then like i sent it afterwards because i was like if you don't know why i'm raging right now you don't understand why i'm so fucking mad send it to matt send it to zex and they're like yo that what what's going on and i'll post it fluck because baddie's shaking his head so we can just have him going like this and then overlay the footage to show pure rage nice matt do this gun fuck. Oh my god Like give me the rest I got you do fuck this. Oh my god. He washed it. It's fucking crosshairs crosshairs

Crosshairs, you know who needs to get thanked Eli is the poor receptionist at PFG The chef fucking it up. You know, so thank you. That's why I didn't... Yeah, big shot. He's on a Thanksgiving episode. On Super Bowl Sunday. That's why I didn't call. No, I know.

Because I was like, your boy is not in a good mindset right now. Because after the headshots, I was like, I want to call that PF Chang. And I want to yell at them. I'm not going to do it. But I'm so mad. I wonder if the hit markers just get lost on that specific gun if it glitches. Or Eli missed a bunch.

Could have been a latency issue, too. I'm going to just show, watch this reaction. Fuck, you're going to do this. Well, he doesn't snipe a lot, so he might have been off. He could have snipped. Oh, my. I'm going to fuck this. Well, he doesn't snipe a lot, so he might have been off. He couldn't snipe. Oh, my. I'm going to fuck him. Baseball bats.

We're showing Donut just to have a live reaction. Eli just really needs everybody to see this clip. Yes. He's so good. You can hear how good he is. One. Miss. Miss.

On the head. Miss. On the head. That one's high. That one is low. That's. No register. Miss. Miss. On the head. Miss. On the head. That one's high. That one is low. That's de- oh here it comes. No register.

Miss. Yep. Yeah. No hits. Oh there's another one in there where I go to res and then I take one more shot. Can you get the one that's- I'm just like, Eli will you just pick me up so I can get this kill for you? Hey, plot twist.

I do the sniping. You do the resing. Just kidding. Eli's our medic. Weird. That wasn't a new one. That was pre-existing from the last one just so you know. I was right.

I'll be the first. If I miss him, I'm like, you know what? Your boy missed that one completely. We'll have our off nights with shooting. A lot of those. Fucking more than. No, wait. You know I'm good at sniping because I mose in.

I would mose in and fucking murder people. With any other gun in the game. Yeah, because I was. It's Tarkov. Autistic. Yes. How was that? He's just standing on his fucking Tarkov pedestal over here.

I know. This is bad. Have you met him? That's it. Okay. There's nothing else so yeah I'm a fucking soapbox I'm gonna start making a highlight reel of my sniper shots show you how much better I am at FPS than you and it's gonna call these clips are for baddie gs matt best and

I'm just gonna be for you and like like for instance five kills in a row two team wipes last night with my car in a row, just back to back. I'm going to send those to you and be like, this is how real men play that have been the real war. Matt, do you remember the last time we played Warzone together? Or not Warzone, but Call of Duty together? No. It was for the charity event for Boot Campaign the year before. Oh, okay.

Yeah. And we had Nico jump in. We had a bunch of crazy people. We had Demo Matt, everybody. And it was weird that I was in first the entire time you are fabricating reality sir everyone the entire time on what video games on Call of Duty we all played you sound like Twitter you can't just say things that are real the last boot campaign the last we came two years ago two years ago not this not the current

one we were all in the garage the last one one. When we played, Nico came in, Freddy came in. We are playing Warzone Customs together. And it was at Warzone. No, not Warzone. Or not Warzone. Sorry, Call of Duty Customs. I don't remember which Call of Duty.

Oh, that. Matt, you remember that was when you haven't played in, was it three years? You've never streamed before? When I was an FPS gamer my entire life and I just suddenly forgot

how to for an entire two days. Hey, if you want to go fishing in Call of Duty, catch these fucking hands. These hands, you freaking buddy! Let's fucking, let's get in a custom lobby. You show me where to go. I'll fucking just have a pistol. That's not true, I'm not gonna do that.

This is why I hate having- You're gonna shit, I'm not gonna do that. I hate having Batty as a guest. When we have Brandon here. It's so much easier For our podcast and I can't come on anymore Like oh, yeah guys one in chat if you want to see a brand and replace bad So the next episode it it's like, his name is Eli, Danny song, and it's like, and they call him Brandon. We just put Brandon's face over baddies

just for the entire intro. I like it. I haven't heard the song yet. I haven't heard the Danny song yet. How did you not hear the Danny song? Do you not watch our podcast, Matt? No. That's fair, I wouldn't either.

He's like, I have way more impressive... I pretty much only listen to Joe Rogan. And I'm not saying that. And I don't even listen to a lot of those. You can't anymore because he's been laughed off the internet, right? Is that what happened? No. Fucking no.

Joe Rogan has my full support. He is an absolutely wonderful guy. Yes! I was just baiting you in this. No, no. Are you kidding me? Joe Rogan. He's the most reasonable, kind-hearted humans I've ever met in my life, no. I feel like Joe Rogan Joe Rogan bull like kind-hearted humans

I've ever met in my life man. I just like it still Joe Rogan. Are you showing this on that? So I know I'll listen to it later. What's right here? It's fucking five seconds. Yeah, the audience loves when we yeah, they don't care Okay, I'm watching my show everybody yep,, they're clapping. Oh, oh, that's sexy Doom doom It's it's it's sweet it's very like Jazzy come to unsubscribe Danny's little fucking hooks nice. He wrote that at 3 a.m. Probably drunk I Know you just sent it to you i don't think danny's gonna get mad at this at all uh but so he was at the house wait you guys were there yeah he was coming out of the house that was it was it was an interesting experience

because god bless danny's one of my favorite like people like legit creative writer Photographer has the voice of fucking angel or whatever the songbird or generation like the accolades go on But I will say he had quite a few whiskies right? He was driven home he didn't drive home, but he was trying to put Guitar strings on my guitar and he went through three different iterations And then Danny of course is hilarious, and he like through three different iterations and then danny of course is hilarious and he he like sing talks you know it's like the d string on the on the fucking a string and then he put like three a strings together it was and then like i was watching it happen and like you

know other people that's kind of wrong i'm like i was just like let it just let it go because it's fucking awesome so now what I need to do is just take a picture of the current climate of my guitar, which is my beautiful Cole Clark with three strings on it and they're all the same string. They're all like... Danny Worsnop did this.

This is why Askew Alexander got ruined. Great musician, terrible guitar tech. I can fix it! No, it was fucking awesome. I love him so much. You should play it for him in a story. Be like, is this for you Danny?

It's all janky. Danny, how do I tune this thing? I don't know what the fuck this thing does. It's weird. A, A, A, A. And you need to practice bass more, young man. I do. I was actually playing it the other day.

I have it set up in my room again. Good. I actually again. Oh my god with those broke-ass hands dude this finger is fuck. It's bad I need to go get surgery again. Don't you not have a knuckle? No, I have what's a fake one. It's not real There's no like it's just always dislocated now. It's getting worse and worse. Oh, yeah So yeah, it's good. Sorry right i don't need the pinky on the bass who needs to reach all that every time i every my index finger every time i post a guitar solo someone goes you're not using your pinky enough and i'm like but can you play better than me and if you can i will shut the fuck up and i know i don't use my pinky enough i am no shredder you know it's just i'm just trying to just try to play it's always it's always these fucking that why does it?

Why does the bass always have the big reach? Because the fretboard is way better than the guitar I hate it! But it sounds so much fun! Play the fucking mandolin! It's so good! Yeah Donut's doing really good at the piano you've been practicing

Yeah, yeah You threw yours away! I did, I did throw it away Who did? No, no, I did Well he did, but Yeah, but i saw eli play and i was like god damn and then uh marissa uh responded to you marissa loren responded to you and she plays it beautifully and so and then danny was like i was like i'll fuck this i'm not even trying i like you were like I'm gonna learn this a year two years I was like I just want to pretend I'm mark hoppus for a minute

I can play the intro to carousel and I can play like five blink songs. I'm fucking I can play I miss you Like I'm good. I think other kids fuck off. I think that's the great thing I think music is an unappreciated art in the essence of like therapeutic stuff Yes, absolutely you can play like five like I'm not the like I've been practicing drums I'm like I'm not good at it by any stretch of the imagination You're bringing shit and then playing it for like five different songs. I can play it's so fun It's like you get out of like reality and you just like kind of go away for awesome That's why you should play an instrument Cody. I mean anyone you want flute skin flu right penis

Do that I was in the Navy, bro. I Have I can make a new instrument called the side cart we can play that together I hope someone's watching this in their fucking hotel room and they're like they're just laying in bed and they're like or they're like afraid to roll over and they're like is Matt here there's gotta be one of your

one of your listeners has definitely done the side cart and they might not admit it but if you admit it I'll give you a free like a coffee or some shit I've been in this position before you say some shit like that to the internet, and they come through. No, they come through. The homies will reply. Come through. Solid. I hate you so much.

Jonah's so proud of that. He's like, hey. I did a funny. I had a solid cum joke. Landed. I feel sick. I'm going to throw up. I did a funny You guys play that new Pokemon no we have to still wait have you played it now about you You're gonna hate yourself for the first 45 you seen donkeys on it. No It's good. Okay, Matt's like what's going on? Where's your Pokemon tattoo Matt?

Yeah, you only see that when I sidecar So the new Pokemon it's like open world and you can run around and throw pokeballs at Pokemon you actually find in the wild It's not like side-scrolling and is that like the one that was interlaid with like reality? No, okay? Oh, that's uh Zelda Breath of the Wild yes that but with Pokemon just walking yeah instead of bad guy like enemy monsters Yeah, Pokemon walking around. Oh, yeah, that's cool, and you fuck the other Pokemon. Oh, wow, okay up. Yeah. Yeah Sorry you added that word a little late. I Just realized how I know Like you fight the other Pokemon is that like the thing, the thing? And, like, are they, like, real players, or are they bots?

They're all bots. Yeah, okay. That's fun. I just realized why we don't do commercials for that. Have you played the new Pokemon, kids? You walk around the open world and throw Pokeballs. Batty's explanation. Matt's looking like he's a dad.

He's like, that's great, kids. What? The Pokemans? I'm happy this yellow guy over here is singing that dance. He's explanation Matt's looking like he's a dad. He's like that's great kids But it's spelled A-N. No! I didn't give you cancer. I'm sorry. I remember Pokemon Go because when I did this AFE tour overseas, it looked like there were zombies walking around on the Kuwaiti or Iraqi base. Oh, God. There were these military people staring at their phones, and they were just walking,

and I was like, what the fuck is happening? Did they get infected with liberalism was like what the fuck is happening or like did they get infected? Yeah, no, but they were on their phones just walking around in uniform or their PT's playing Pokemon go and I was like Oh shit, I didn't that's a different experience. I had no I can't Holy shit, I'm trying to spin a poker slap on a rack, but it's like dude Outside the wire and you're like Man this Pokemon gym right here is a great He's actually playing Pokemon go and rocked over a V-Band Oh fuck Have you seen the Taliban placing Pokemon over IEDs on purpose?

Really? No no no I'm saying like That's what I was saying That's why I thought I was joking That's why I was joking about that That would be a crazy thing to do They hacked it and put like the biggest fucking Yeah

Well they just put gyms Yeah you can just put gyms You just put gyms by IEDs There's that one Pokestop within the fucking 80 miles. Yeah, it's a Pokegym. Because then you go battle to take it. But you have to be near it to be able to battle them. So you have to get within that certain radius.

The American soldier will definitely come to Pokegym and fight. It's weird. The Humvees made a circle around this random fucking gas station. Oh, fuck! Hello, run! Hello, Pokemon! Sorry That's okay, interpretation is Pokemon is great, and it is great game Pokemon is great!

Unless it's an IED Pokemon That's not great That's not great No one wants to get hurt playing a lovely game Dude, I had to save white kids from bad parts of town when it first came out? Oh, yeah, cop there would have these rich fucking white college kids walking around the worst parts of Spartanburg Staring at the room I would have to pull up and be like get the fuck out of here right now before you get jacked And I would I would like drive them back to college and shit no shit people like walking alongside town

Yeah, the Greenville kids heading over to Spartanburg Around Norris Ridge and like the worst part of Spartan they call it murder Berg Oh, I would have to like all these kids. Yeah, it's sound good. Yeah. No where was that? Carolina yeah, that's terror and people are still like but there there's a Pikachu. That Snorlax is not coming back. Now it's, yo, is that a Cubone? Bruh. I have not played Go.

I played it for like a month when it came out. I definitely played it yesterday, so. Batty lives and breathes. Your physique doesn't say so. 1v1 me in the gulag. That's all I'm asking for, dude. 1v1 in the gulag.

I know that I carry on my podcast, but apparently I do. Just kidding. I love you so much, Maddie. Maddie's playing Pokemon No. I just keep telling you to nap and drink White Claw, and I level up. I would be so good at that game. Hey, just so you know, know I love you and you're like You know I've said a lot about people today

But you're on my top Top fave list You're a great guy Would I be in your MySpace top 8? I mean Man! Yeah right now you would be Okay

Right now? Cause I got the fucking scotch out Fucking like Okay yes See? Slowly get pushed out. Now that you say that, you're number two. Yeah, bam!

That's fair. You're number two because I'm gonna shit on you in the fucking gulag. And then side-cart your body. No longer is ATM cool and call it duty. We're side-carting motherfuckers out here. If you side-cart a body, are you jizzing onto or you just like are you cuddling you're going over him Are you it depends on how much I've kegel my urethra How fucking stacked that load is

Like how long you been fucking coil? Yeah, I haven't used to come box in a couple days. That's the iron. Oh, so it's going over. Yeah, probably. That's way worse than... This is an ADHD podcast. I am too caffeinated for this fucking thing. This is way worse than teabagging. I'd rather a dude ran over me. He was like... Versus Matt coming up.

He looks at the bar. He's like, yes. He lays down next to it. Just... You have a 30 second... He lays down next to it Funny thing if you took like if you had someone that could do like reprogram call of duty or whatever You finish them and then you finish up What should be a really nice thing.

Like, if someone was going to cut my head off, they're like, let me suck. Hold on, let me just... You have all the cool executions. Like, pow! Stab! Matt lays them down on their back. Jerks off over them. Yeah, and then shoots them.

This is a 45-second scene. I don't carry frags. I carry lubiders. Yeah, I carry frags I carry I carry I carry fragonades full of lubidur

everyone's like why is Matt Best not in Call of Duty that's why that's why it's a good face

weird that's crazy don't know what game have you been playing you're just on fucking

Tarkov right now what were you doing last night? Don't know I was playing Minecraft With my son my son nice. Yeah, I logged in for a second watched. Yeah, we're just hanging out I've been playing on my stream every night with him, but he's been doing a lot of Tarkov Mm-hmm, and he's good at it too virtual. Wow. He's just why he's doing great He's doing good John's actually girl. He's don good. John's actually fairly good. He's better at Targum than when I started. I guess I never thought about that, but I've seen that a lot because Zex does it with his kid.

You do it with your kid. And I'm being actually serious for once in this podcast. It's kind of a cool thing, like a bonding moment to be able to sit in a Discord if you guys are even in the same room or whatever. Just play. It's like father-son bonding time over a common fucking thing. That's cool because we were playing with Zex's kid the other day on Call of Duty. It was fun. They're like, Zex, son, come with me.

He's trying to give him life lessons in Call of Duty. I'm like, oh, it's pretty cool to watch. You're busy with a young Eli Razmay. Fuck! Well, that's why he was in in-game chat. He's older, but he's in in-game chat, so he can't hear my Discord shit. It's better. Oh, the younger son wasn't playing?

Did you play with Zex Jr.? Zex Jr.? That's where he goes online. He's Puerto R Puerto Rican doesn't have like nine kids. Yeah. Yeah, so Zach's juniors playing with a team two teams It's good to me 50 people in this lobby all the offspring yeah just a lot of driveway no he's great too we were fucking i love zags dude because you guys have you guys have teammates too like art we have we have a good squad going with yeah yeah like i'm always i'm always fucking playing with kings but we always have other like your backup homies for like when eli stops playing tarkov yeah i'm sorry i stole him one day i'll be back no you won't how is king's

still as lovely as it always is oh my god listen here everybody i can't even talk like that hey hey i can't do king's has that unique voice you can't even it's gold so goddamn deep like i don't even know how but but it's silky smooth it so goddamn deep. Like, I don't even know how he. But it's silky smooth. It is. Right. Like when you go low, it tends to get rough. But his.

It still has that. I don't know. It's like a crescendo. It's like when that perfectly, like, like a truck just laid that brand new gravel driveway. So it's still kind of rocky, but God damn, it's not bumpy. That analogy made a lot of fucking sense. It really did. I was thinking like a perfectly paved, but it's not bumpy. That analogy made a lot of fucking sense. It really did. I was thinking like a perfectly paid,

but it's kind of like. No, that's what it's not like. Where you're like, he can even drive his fucking Porsche on it. He gives it a little like little, like a little rock massage. It's not rubbing anywhere, but it, you can feel it giving a little bit.

Right. I like it. I love Kings. Kings, I miss him. He's a sidecar. Someone just needs to Photoshop me in a sidecar. And then like, no, no, I'm in the motorcycle. And then the sidecar just has like a hotel pillow on it.

It's empty. It just says Hilton. Not Paris. I just picture it's a motorcycle and a sidecar jumping. You're just in the sidecar and just yeeting in there and you're smiling it's just a motorcycle no one driving the motorcycle Matt's in the sidecar just a sidecar

like what's that mean do you guys remember that thing we talked about the last time Matt was on the podcast but he got that piece of art we were all gonna make shirts for each other we got drunk and we said we were gonna do a bunch of shit and then none of us did it except for matt well i will say this i thought it was a reasonable idea elon and i talked about again i figured there wasn't gonna be follow through so i said hey how do i no i don't mean that in a rude way because i forgot for sure too but a secondary part of that the thing i made you guys you have to let me know when you get a studio

and or where my my gift to you guys in your podcast because I've seen like how much you guys are supporting people and doing great things is Tell me the dimensions of it. I'm gonna do like a light-up really cool poster for the background if you guys want it So I want it On front of it so when I when you when you side card it yeah i don't that side car i think it's just coming on something yeah you're gonna ruin it okay can you sign my shirt yeah i like this podcast because like i don't really get it like every time we hang out there's like something crazy going on like i feel like yeah you know like this is that like it don't really get it like every time we hang out. There's like something crazy going on Like I feel like yeah, you know like this is that like deep it's nice I got my friends and Cody says like seven words in the pocket

Fucking mouth this whole thing come words. Okay. He's had like two really solid jokes that come jokes. He Also has PTSD for like did you see him in the Tim episode? Uh-uh. Homeboy checked out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that thing. He's just like. He didn't know he did that until the next episode we were discussing.

I was like, bro, you went to the dark spot. No, that's a man's face that knows he has to travel. And he's like, do I get a king bed or two queens? I don't know. He's deep in retrospective thoughts I also want to show your audience I dressed up as a fucking tool today look at this wait wait wait wait

what do you mean a tool I think if I had a gold chain on it'd be even I would do that I now just know what that outfit reminded me of rubbed your dick from fucking demon slayer oh my god the checkered of his fucking shit sorry I now just know what that outfit reminded me of Robbed your deck from fucking Slayer Sorry, so that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, I just realized I was like, oh my god Hey, by the way way what happened to fucking um battlefield did that

just like it just like oh there's a huge one no there's a big lawsuit uh did you see their money bag from it there's a huge petition because it literally just gone died i haven't heard one thing about it so the whole thing and they're like we'll fix it we promise and then everyone now just uh it hit a melting point and or a boiling point and they were like we'll fix it we promise and then everyone now just uh it hit a melting point and or a boiling point and they were like yo fucking okay everyone signed this petition we're all getting refunds it's like at 180 000 petitions right now and i think they have better lawyers that if you purchased it you probably couldn't get your money refunded but that's a that's a big movement then yeah because everyone's fucking pissed so like it's voted like one of the worst launches it was bad worst battlefield hands down i grew up playing battlefield and i

love it and i didn't even download that fucking game because we had a blast was that battlefield battlefield one right or was that caught i hated battlefield one no that was the world war one one yeah we played that shit i hated it really we didn't run snipe all day Yeah, I've had fun in battlefield since like three Do you play too? Yeah? Oh, no before it was great battle. She was great fucking Hardline was awful There Oh God hard line was broke as fuck. It was so bad the cop one right the future ish one No, it wasn't a cop, but it was you heard something some kind of law enforcement or some shit

Oh, they tried to turn it into like a story game, and it was bad I don't I just don't like after playing warzone, and and I'll give it to Tarkov I just I think it's a little time-consuming for someone like me that doesn't stream Target was not a casual game here, but there's like real consequences to every decision you make and that's what like i don't play normal call of duty at all because it's like boring you you play whatever really small map and you're just like dying killing someone dying it's just like i want to like i want strategy i want to like have team cohesion and that's the elements that produce the success criteria for like winning the match rather than just like how fast can my Uzi shoot? So at the end of the day, you want to be it's like this one team survived out of the hundred and fifty players.

It's every because then you're leading to like we we are the best versus 30 versus 30. And then you got like killed on shipment for fucking 25 minutes. Idiot in last place still won because he was part of the team versus God,

if you have an idiot, chances are you ain't winning on Warzone with that. How many times have you won though? 300. So Matt, what's it like playing with the idiot? You know what?

I appreciate your thing. We used to call him Bullet Sponge, but it was weird. It was like a week or two there and I don't know if you train more or whatever it paid more attention He just he's been really fucking good last like what almost a year. I can murder now Nights, but you know he puts together 15 kill games and shit like it's no joke bodies now And we're and we're in like by platinum or diamond lobbies like it's it's the average KDs around two usually or 7 it's such shit. We get the people like a lightning cat will come in. He'll talk so much It'd be like oh you guys only getting this kill and then he joins our lobby

Lightning's like oh god Yeah, diamond is diamond Yes, if you play with some of the guys in the team the average Katie I think I'm like one point seven it takes one point eight And then if you look at like a Zex or a Cali like Cali's at like three point four something ridiculous Zach is that wait? Three four three four three eight Cali's a month and then Zex is that like fucking two point seven or something so like when we're in their lobbies

We get like the pro players and half the time you're fighting TTV guys. Yeah, it's like sweet. You're all fucking streaming No one's a missing shots. Oh, you just get melted you you have to pick your battles. It's like I need to play Tarkov Investment of learning it and doing the quests and fucking missions and all the dumb shit What's your favorite thing about Tarkov? Why do you guys like it? It is Methodical it's slow. It's hard. I like the risk and reward. Yeah Lose your old kit and so when you kill somebody you take their shit. It feels so good like every individual kill you get on another player It's like, it's gone forever.

Yeah. I always forget that. Imagine building your, it's building your loadout and you have like, you only can build it three times because that's all your money. You're like, I can build this three times, but this is the perfect loadout. But each time you're like, if I lose this, it's gone.

They get all my shit. And then you're like, I'm telling the's gone they get all my shit and then you're like i'm telling the two so you're picking your weapons you're bringing into the fight you're like i could put on this nods in this helmet and fucking probably destroy but that motherfucker with a mackerel you shonka poofy hats running around all cracked out on drugs he fires one bullet into your mouth. You die. Yeah, because it is a one shot. If you get hit in the fucking face, you're dead.

That's what makes it fun. I think that's like that's why I probably like Warzone then, because it's like there's like standard, like let's just say Call of Duty doesn't have enough consequence. And then, yeah, and then Tarkov's a little like it's an investment no it is and i get why people love it like 100 all about it but i just i don't have like the stamina to play like an arena shooter anymore like that or to even play um fuck what's the the pub g warzone category what the fuck's the battle battle royale battle royale i just

don't have, like I used to, that's where I started. That's how I found Tarkov. I went from PUBG to Tarkov. And I just, it's too repetitive going, like every Tarkov match is like being in the top 10

on a PUBG game, on a Warzone game. It's like every match matters that much. So you're always that sweaty and gross. And I used to live for that and now i'm just a piece of shit in the game but why are you a piece of shit because i just don't care anymore i've gotten to a point like i'm big enough in tarkov where i don't need to give a fuck and i can just have fun doing like the dumb shit that you normally can't do like i can run around

wearing the stupid gear and a double barrel shotgun so i may not win but like when i get that kill it's the funniest fucking thing in the world like some dude is mad you know he's got double barreled shotgun and his name popped up on stream like i quit i just got killed by batty daddy like what the fuck do you ever kill people and they know who you are oh yeah yeah that's fun do you have death comms yeah because you can't you can talk they got they got voip now they just added voip to targa we're gonna get close you can talk they got boy. They got boy They just added VoIP to Tarkov. We're gonna get close. You can talk to each other, right? Yeah. Oh, it's awesome That's I wish that was in Call of Duty. That'd be so fun I think I told it on the last podcast with Heather

I told like the story about just gobble. I was just I would just run around and gobble at people like turkeys I'm like, what's up, dude? I'm a turkey. Don't shoot me. It's after Thanksgiving Well, and I would just fuck with people and see and I would get like whole teams of people to be friends with each other and shit Really rough experiences with VoIP. Thanks for being cool That's I mean VoIP would be... That's what I loved about... Betty. How's your coffee?

Good. I thought you were just going to hit me in the face. I was like, how's your fucking coffee? It's like, wow, he goes aggressive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Smell it. Just smell it. Just sniff it down there. What team are you rooting for for the Super Bowl, Donut? aggressive yeah yeah yeah it's not just

not just sniff it down what team are you rooting for for the Super Bowl donut guys North Carolina Falcons good jam solid team they have name one member on the playing in the Super Bowl I don't know I don't give a fuck. I can't. Sports ball. Worker. No, I don't know. Is Matt Stanford playing?

Matt, I can make up names. I can make up names, too. No, Matt Stanford. He's a real quarterback. Something Stanford. He was on the Lions, I think, for a little bit. A couple years, right? Yeah. I'm just going to shut the fuck up on that one because I'm going to get ridiculed by

not knowing sports. Julius Emmett has been playing so good this year. Julius Emmett. Julius Emmett, yeah. Just start making the fridge.'m it Julius Emmett. Yeah, just start making the fresh on weather Great receptionist Typing up a storm. Listen, I just wanted to come to this podcast and thank a lot of different, you know, career fields for their service. Waste disposal agents. I love garbage doctors.

Garbage doctors is now their new name. We can start a movement. Jesus Christ. And then you just have to ask, is it Fauci or removal? So it's like, you know, either you malpractice or you remove. All I'm going to say is a doctor that got a D is the same as a doctor that got an A, brother. True. Well, you do have to pass with a C, but that works.

It's at least 75% and above, I think, to become a doctor. That's like a C. Oh, that is a C. Don't quote me on that. I'm going to quote you on that. Matt doesn't care if you failed as a doctor. No, no, I'm I'm agreeing with your sentiment. I'm simply saying I don't think you get a D to be a doctor That's that's that's I bet you can That's passing true. I guess that a grade that's above an F true. Is that still a thing?

Do they still grade by like F D? Where'd E go? I don't know I feel like colleges would call something like that races Yeah Man you play warzone rise it yeah I knew this motherfucker was side-carting every single day and he's too scared to even see the stage. You cannot go on my side of the bed, guys. It is dangerous. Yeah, I would never do that on your side. Yeah, I'm side-carting. Just fucking...

Side-cart on the other side. You don't side-cart on your own. I'm gonna side-cart onto the bed. Oh, that's called cliffhanger then. I mean, that's just normal sex, right? If you just jerk off on your girlfriend. That's just sex, right? Dude, I did the Bin Laden raid this morning. What? I just had sex and came to my wife.

I found the cave and I went into it. I assaulted it. She got still team eight, dude. We did not assault anything on this podcast. Don't say those words. Don't listen to twitter oh god yeah I'm just gonna

Jonah how many do you want one two Jonah can count to three uh uh uh uh uh hey do you know 1, 2, Donut King counter 3! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Oh, God. Hey, do you know, do you guys ever hear that song? The, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-party till you die!

What? No! No! I love TikTok. I'm the worst at TikTok. Oh! When you told me Glenlev at 18. Well, my story means nothing. It's my bottle. Fuck off. I'm allowed to spill it. Eli, look it up. No! 1118 Sidecarts there What's that called a baddie sidecar on the table?

When you sidecar Call it Thanksgiving anybody so written zero segue Sally here that I'm going to Tennessee to Can I come sure? Hang out with my one of my favorite producers and then Tim Montana And we're locking ourselves in a room for three days and recording music So in the off chance anybody needed something funny you guys let me know because I want to do a couple like you know 32nd 15 second little tidbits, and then we're gonna try to get like three or four real songs that I know because I want to do a couple like you know 30 second 15 second little Tidbits and then we're gonna try to get like three or four real songs that I'm gonna do

But try to find a reason to lock myself in Tennessee can I can I just lock myself in a room with you for a little Bit yes, yes, yeah, like I'll be there this room We can lock each other in the bedroom and the walls could be the sheets Go on Rebuild this in my mind right now. I need a vlog channel intro. You need a vlog channel intro? Yeah. Okay, text me what you like the parameters of it and we'll make it.

Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Black back back! Matt, you cannot use this! Mustache don't resist! Long channel Eli. Oh, God.

The metal song of stop resisting for the main channel. Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Long channel Eli. The metal song of Stop Resisting from the main channel. Stop resisting. We went on Funker.

Taser, taser, taser. No, no, no, wrong song. We can't use this. I think that would be a dope drop because you listen to metal a lot. You cut the music goes goes And then you have like electronic sense on there like did it did it did it did it so like the guitar riff follows the Pulsation of a fucking taser. Do you know the song ABCDEFU? Yeah, that's the alphabet

They just go do you actually not know what though? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, F, U. Yeah. Our Last Night just did our last, like a metal cover of it. And it's like. Of what? Of that song. Oh, shit. And it's really fucking good. What's the band name? It's Our Last Night.

They do. Oh, Our Last Night did. Okay. I thought you said it was like Our Last Night. No, no, no. So like, for those who don't know, like Our last night and Fame on fire do amazing metal covers of like random pop songs and our last night just fucking Knocked one out of the park like we should listen in the car fuck car later. I will yeah, pussy I will fucking I will give a shout out to those guys

I think the cool part about that is cuz your music guy is like you when you have a song that's like a pop song especially like they did that one um the drive your car pass it was like that chick song that was about like breaking up and she's like 17 years old and it's just like this super girly emo like chick pop song and then their interpretation of it was like actually fucking banging because the heavy guitars it's like two completely different songs you've listened to them you've heard our last night they do a ton of pop punk way back in the day we had

pop goes punk pop goes metal they took that and made it a genre they go out of their way to make the most hardcore covers of all of your favorite pop songs and our last night is one of those bands and fame on fire is the other and those two bands go so fucking hard on these these they must have an epic producer and i've never

really deep i want to know who's doing it because one of the brothers plays guitar and i'm like is that actually you tracking guitars because if you can sing like you sing and you can play guitar like you like i want to fist pump you because they go from clean to hard like to dirty vocal so they good you guys are like fuck what they talk about i'm so lost right now but i love it there's a lot of passion i feel like donut now finally 70 of this podcast like what's the m&m song yeah mom spaghetti it's not mom spaghetti yeah it's mom spaghetti stop they redid that one mile no mom spaghetti i hope that's that what's that song called i would read it i know yeah if i was him and maybe like mom spaghetti i know he didn't get it Yeah, I was in there. Maybe I'm on spaghetti

Fucking do your shot. I just want to call the table. No Doing happy Maybe you do it. It's already a happy. I didn't fill it These are like two shots right if you feel it look at that's like two and a one in a bit One in a bit one of the best the technical term Cheers One in a bit one in a bit one of the best the technical term Cheers He's going hard Lori's gonna get here you're gonna be naked just passed Why did you come on the mattress Marginal territory she's like you need better friends. I agree This is a podcast. This is a sidecar. Marking my territory.

She's like, you need better friends. I agree. Yeah, probably. You know. No, we're going to Topgolf after. Bottomgolf. Bottomgolf. I want to go to Bottomgolf so bad.

We have to work today. Do you guys have to work? It's a Sunday. Yeah. Are you working on Super Bowl Sunday? Are you streaming later? Yeah. You're working.

Yeah, but I'm me. I don't really work. That's still work. I just black out on stream. I did that the other night. Again? Dude, I almost had a port stream redo. Wait, what?

Okay. It was awesome. Okay, hold on. I haven't heard this story in the last 20 minutes of it. He was on the floor petting his cat for like 25 minutes. The first thing I see is Matty with a white cloth and he drinks it but like half of it goes in his mouth and the other half goes through his beard and it just filters through his beard and goes all

over his shirt and it's just like he's swaying back and forth it was awesome do you ever wonder what people think about you no I've stopped giving a fuck that's why you're my friend no I'm serious the second you start giving a fuck like you're a genuinely good person

and you should fucking do whatever the fuck you want. I try. That's my goal in life. Eli. You know how many people try to side cart me every day? I fucking catch it and then I go, welcome to the fucking new Spider-Man.

Throw it back. And I Spider-Man him. I shared a video with Caleb the other night. It was... I don't like that segue. It was... Talking about Spider-Man and people. I shared a video with Caleb the other night. It was... I don't like that segue. It was... Talking about Spider-Man and people. I shared a video with Caleb.

No, it has to do with Spider-Man. It's fine. There's a VR game. I can't remember the fucking name of it. You get to fight Jedi and you get to all sword and sorcery or some shit. Star Wars. Wait, wait, wait. Blade and sorcery is the one.

Blade and sorcery, yes. That's not... Oh, you can't get lightsabers. you can do all sorts of crazy mods and there's a mod you can add where you're spider-man so you're just dropping a web and there's this dude slinging around a fucking bridge fighting this jedi bitch and he just jumps up on the bridge he's like i gotcha spider clock and he pulls up Spider Glock Was how much better would all the spider and movies be if he was like spider Glock Spider-man's got an SOT Could you imagine like the new the newer movie Green Goblin and it's better luck Okay, so like I know he has superpowers bitten by a spider I

Like when suits do things his suit does nothing maybe a little bit Yeah, the new one has man Finally they're catching on but in 60 years he's just like yeah, yeah Yeah, this is a fucking you know, Toby Maguire spider-man where he's making webbing his wrists Right. Yeah, that one wasn't good. I don't know Right. I'm a childhood. I've never like spider-man's probably my least't good. I don't know how. Huh? All right. I'm not childhood. I've never, like, Spider-Man's probably my least favorite superhero. I used to make fun of the Flash because I was like, cool, you can run fast. You can run away enemies. And then I thought about it, like, when you nerd out and they break you down, it's like,

oh, you can literally kill somebody with punching them because you're, like, as fast as you walk. Yeah, you're, like, punching somebody at the speed of light and you just watch their face like what? What's the fucking TV series that you had me watch with the superheroes with the oh they run boys the boys That best intro to a superhero show ever. I love you. Boom. She just erased it. Dude, they need to make, dude, I love the boys. That fucking main superhero, like, I love the take on that, because finally, like, yeah, if you have everything, and he's, like, good looking, and he's got, like, the most powerful person ever, like, he's kind of going to be a fucking douchebag, because he's going to

be a douchebag. I love that with, with like all the operators there like the Delta Force guys. He's like, thank you for your service. And we did this together.

Remember, you guys are the heroes. He cuts that last person too. And you're like, and they're just like, what do you say to that?

Because it's terrifying. You're like, this dude could murder. Oh, thanks for the free Apple. They're like, this dude could murder. Every dude. He's like, thanks for the free Applebee's. They're on the airplane. They accidentally kill the pilot. They're like, well, everyone's dead by.

I'm sorry. That's why I love fucking the boys, because they did it right. They were like, what would superheroes really be like? What's the highest chance? Is this dude just invisible in the girls bathroom like that people are fucked up what no what's the what's the fish guy oh fucking I love his insecurities he's like because he's powers that cool he's just kind of like yeah he swims in water I don't fucking know and looking like

right away like Yes or whatever like we'll call you if we're gonna do some cool shit, but Show me your kills fucking Shamu bro Show me your gills that girl. It's like just like reaching up Yeah, yeah great great great in the ghost you know in the in the comics They they kill normal girls with their cum shots. Oh, yeah, fuck other superheroes. Who's that the boys? Dark oh wow way more greater. Yeah, super like superhero brothels The comic's dark. The comic's dark. It's dark. Oh wow. Way more grapey. Super grapey. So they have superhero brothels where there's chicks that take the drug that makes you a

superhero so they don't kill them with their cum shots. Super prostitutes? Yeah, super prostitutes. What happens if a normal person has sex with a super prostitute? I mean, they probably have a great time. We saw that in the boys. Do you see where she crushed that dude's head? Oh yeah, oh shit.

She was like, ah! She was right in his face and was just like, ah! His brain's fucking... I mean, that'd be the way to go. Yeah. I just, I brain's fucking... That'd be the way to go. She fucked my brains out.

I'm reading a script from Matt. I'm like, okay, super prostitutes, what are these for? Just, they're just super at prostituting. They're just so good at it. So the superheroes can't kill them with cum shots? What are superheroes? Okay, they're just really good prostitutes got it Matt

Thank you. It's just a book about super prostitutes. I'm like What about do you see the the fucking we're talking about the book of Boba Fett have you even watched that yes Spoilers just in case maybe I don't know is there spoilers Too many over the seasons Yeah, that's how it ended we were many. It's over. The season's over. Is that the season finale? That was it. That's how it ended. We were, okay. Did you see the latest episode?

I haven't watched the latest one. The Roncor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just watched it. Oh, yeah. I haven't watched the latest one. Okay, don't worry about it. That makes sense because the way it ended. You're talking about that.

This is the separation between two primary figures. Okay. I will say without spoilers spoilers we talked about this there was some a dumb flashy moves very that was it pissed me off see everyone knows they'll roll on the ground and be like there's some really dumb stuff so it's not the previous two episodes no it's it's really it was a good thing it's really good but. But then it's like you have this epic fight scene between, you know, obviously, a little spoiler, but like Mando and Boba working together. It's so cool. And then they have the bee fucking story. And then they're just doing somersaults and shooting with these little blasters.

Oh, man. I want to get because of a punch in the face. Why does everybody shoot at shields? And when the shields are down, everybody stops shooting. I'm like, okay. Also, the lasers don't kill people anymore in a single shot. There's dudes taking like 18 lasers.

We're like, I'm like, and they're just fine. They're like, you just take a bath in the banter tank. I don't know what is dangerous anymore in Star Wars. That's the point. I don't know what is dangerous anymore in Star Wars. No.

That's the point. That's really, yeah. I don't know what is dangerous. Like, you get shot with a laser gun, you're like, damn. That's what I was like, at the light. Well, let's go. The little peace shooter in traditional Star Wars,

just say like three, four, murder people. Stormtrooper just keep, and they had armor on. Why did they wear armor? At no point, apparently, because that's what I was Made of plastic. It's just like you got a little steel and you got to look this way up I think I think it's as a director you can reuse extras all day and costumes and it lowers the budgets Yeah, there's probably only like five stormtroopers. Yeah, I'm Star Wars, right? It's so uh yeah the new episode still loved it,

but there was definitely, but, uh, Rodriguez, the director of that one's getting a lot of shit for that episode. The spin moves, the amount of spin moves used in said episode. Yeah.

He was getting, because you remember even Boba's like, let me do a knee attack and shoot fucking missiles out my knees. It was better. He was like, so he was always had knee missiles. He's always had knee missiles. That's a thing that has been there since the holiday special. But it looked real stupid.

It was so dumb when they were like, I got shot in the shoulder. Take a knee. Knee missiles. That'd be like in Iraq. I'm like, fuck, I'm out of ammo. Let me use my knee Glock 19. It's fucking stupid. It wasn't great.

It wasn't great. And they pose with it. It's like, knee up and shoot it. It's like a karate kata. It's really bad. Whatever the biker gang guys were. Yeah, we're the diversity power rangers. Diversity power rangers?

Together, we're the diversity power rangers in the last one. Diversity power rangers? In the last one. Together! We are diversity! Okay. Those were the ones that caused the biggest issue of that episode. That's funny, yeah. We're all getting shot at! Pew pew pew pew pew! Yeah, it was a little, like, preachy, I felt, and maybe the studio was like, if you want a new season, you're

gonna have to, whatever, you know, do you. There was great parts, and then really bad parts., you're going to have to, whatever, you know. Do you. There was great parts and really bad parts. I don't care about the cast. Less, like, double barrel roll spin moves. Like, we don't need it. Especially when it's awkward. They're like, there they are. And he's already pointed his gun at them.

And he spins! And it rolls and it shoots. And I'm like, it misses still or doesn't do anything with his spin move? I was, in one of the few episodes I was just like Well, you're like getting really into you're like fuck this is get what was that? That was not because it's like it Really nice and then it's just like and then I want you to pretend to be my brother and I kid what that was This is really hot a left field

Yeah, it's killed the moment. Momentarily, let's win it back. It was just, ah. I'll go watch it today. Yeah. You better. Yeah. And then watch the Demon Slayer and Attack on Titan.

That's why I love anime, because they just don't fuck around. I just wish American Studios would do the exact same. It's the last episode. I've only seen like four episodes of it i fucking hate you so much catch up on everything it's a catch up on everything cody aren't they doing the the new obi-wan like yes right i'm excited yeah right i hope they do like i don't know what's his uh what's his name um no fucking the director that brought Iron Man. Dave Loney? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He's doing, is he either writing and directing that? Okay. Gangster. The guy that did Iron Man. Do they know, do they tell us where it's starting? Is it like him, you know? Tatooine, fucking Exile. Oh, like.

This is what we've all been, just the thing we've all been wanting for Obi-Wan. So essentially after his journey journey before he found Luke. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. That's exciting. That's really exciting. Everyone's like speculating like there's going to be Darth Maul crossovers. Like they're going to show the Darth Maul death. The

real death. Yep, yep, yep, yep. The Obi-Wan Darth Maul fight. Yeah, it was shit. So Darth Maul and Obi-Wan had a bunch of shit going on throughout the different series. Clone Wars. Clone Wars and Rebels. Until the true death of Darth Maul happened in Rebels, which was very well done.

Everyone's speculating it's going to showcase that. So, wait. Because when did he die? In movie two right movie? Small yeah He's kind of happy didn't die that he got robot legs. That's right. Yeah spider robot legs, okay They showed that in the the Clone Wars Clone Wars then into rebels so Clone Wars There was the Clone Wars like animated series which moved into

the rebels animated series which was very very very good surprisingly honestly it was it was really weird to see like true storytelling in like a cartoon fashion and they did like an entire darth maul obi-wan leading up to this final fight and the final fight happened in like 10 seconds and it was probably one of the greatest 10 seconds in star wars history because of how well it was done so everyone's hoping that they they that into film that would be cool i just hope they show if they keep how strong the jedi is that's the one thing i loved about the new series ob obi-wan was like the second most yeah like he's the strongest jedi ever that ever existed yes yeah other than luke we are like luke's a god mandalorian um you should have seen it by now but

plot giveaway here right so pause the last one right it showed like how mando and all them versus the robots and he mando's like the fucking dopest dude ever And then luke comes in he's just like taking a casual, but I love that because it's like Episode one two and three with the Jedi You're just getting like demolished by like a droid. I'm like bro. Maybe the low-end Jedi, but like come on man And it really just made you feel like Jedi weren't that fucking they gave us special beings Like I fucking hate this that's like that as you said when Luke showed up Mando and all them struggled to kill one

He murdered all of them with no. He's like, hey, what's up, guys? That is how Jedi is like that strength gap. And that's what I hope they continue to the next series, which is hard, though, because then you have a very strong protagonist. How do you create drama? That's why one punch. That's why one punch, man. They don't focus on Saitama.

They focus on everything that's going every other characters yeah because saitama is like the dopiest kid he's like a fucking nerd comparing everything to anime he's the dopiest character ever he's bald he looks goofy he wears a yellow outfit and he's like hey guys like huh he's not a hero he didn't know there was a hero uh what are they uh hero club yeah group you can get paid for and he's like oh shit i want to try out for that and he is hands down leagues above every other hero and it's not like there's a like a margin for error it's like no he will like murder everyone so like this character is so powerful what the director was like, oh, we don't. He's just there for fun.

It's to show that we focus on all the other heroes and build their stories and show the fallacies, how they can lose or in this. And then Saitama will show up and be like, hi. One serious punch away from ending the entire world. Boom. And people blow up the second they fight him. It's like, oh, this is dope. That's what I hope they do with Jedi I just don't know that's a way later this year

Which is crazy. They've been fucking this year. That's so exciting They've just been launching them back to back to back like homeboys fucking cry Disney is has been Owning Star Wars like they fucked up the sequels they did all this and that wrong i will take the sequel movies i will take every series they put out over no star wars like i don't get everyone's so upset over all these little things and i will take all that over nothing well even a guy like me that's a huge star wars fan like i didn't watch the the animated series stuff i didn't really read all the books like i knew like yeah like you know when boba fett died you're like i was like he didn't die because animated series stuff. I didn't really read all the books. Like I knew like, you know, when Boba Fett died,

I was like, he didn't die. Cause you know, in the novels he doesn't. But it was like cool to see these like B stories. And even like, that's what I really liked about the book of Boba Fett was telling like the sand people story, because like they're always like demonized under like the rebels, like all the sand people, but they're literally just in

a drought that they're trying to survive you know and like i thought that was really cool because it showed like the humanity and the tribalism of these specific things that were demonized from a different character's perspective of them and like that's what good writing is yes and i think we need more of that on it so i'm stoked for all of it that's all i love you see where they've hinted at showing jar jar binks is darkness. Oh, yes Stop they did they did you see that? You heard that we're Jar Jar Binks is secretly a Dorothy's a Sith Lord They had that because the voice actor didn't they list it under Disney's thing is headlight. Yeah, yeah, Darth. Be called Darth Binks

I hate it. I wonder if there was a troll Of course, it was a goddamn troll. I hope I stop it I got a charge our banks is it is it Darth Sith and he's just because in the past Oh, yeah, because there's actually like YouTube videos breaking down. It's like how this dude never died It was just luck that he survived all the Clone Wars cuz he doesn't die and like this dude might be a Sith cuz he's Magically missing and destroying droids. He's just looking incompetent. He's just oops, I'm good at everything.

Accidentally. I would just love if it's like, Mesa, kill everyone. He's like, four's choking. He's got like four fucking red lights. He's like, oh no. I hate it so much. But they did in the new series list, the voice actor that did Jar Jar Binks.

As Darth Binksance like an actual but maybe hold on bear with me this is good troll this is next level troll since every star wars fans that i know of hates jar jar binks maybe they bring him back with the new like and he becomes the sith that he is and he's kind of a bad it's like a what if style thing like they did with marvel like the marvel what if series like what happened what if captain america died and never came back from the i don't know if you guys have seen the the what if yeah yeah yeah i think that's what's happening i think they're gonna do what if jar jar binks was a sith lord what do they incorporate him in they're just so what ifs are just serious no oh that's

what it's called what if is the series called in that series I didn't know if you were saying you would think that they're gonna be like that's what they're gonna do okay I think they're gonna do like because in in Star Wars there are so many what if this scenarios look at look at all the old all the old fucking book shit that they just threw away the expanded universe as they called it all the old canon yeah so i think that's what they're gonna do i think they're gonna make a what if series about star wars what if charge of arms was a sith lord what if luke skywalker was never born what if it was him and his uh just the sister all that crazy shit and i think that's what they're gonna do if you want to feel like a nerd watch what ifs because i was like this is the dumbest nerdiest shit ever and then

the other day dude the other day it was a dragon ball what if it's like what if goku was born on the planet of destruction with beerus and i was like this is not an hour later i'm like, I watched this for an hour. You watched every fucking thing. And I'm like, this is, I'm watching a cartoon about a fictional cartoon about a fictional cartoon. Fuck. There are conspiracies every shit. Like, intrigues everywhere. That's why Disney's what-ifs are amazing. Like, they did a what-if on if, oh God, if zombies came to, like, the like the world like iron man turned into a zombie like oh yeah the heart zombies is fucking awesome that's what i'm saying like the what if series

for yes jesus so what is that of youtube it's on disney plus it's just straight it's called what if yeah it's just like youtube you can also oh no captain amer America the experiment didn't work What if what happens so fun? It's fucking crazy, and it's like an animated series, and they do an amazing job with it And I think that's exactly what they're gonna bring because I've seen success with that weird Offshoot series they're gonna bring into Star Wars. Oh, I guarantee it because that shit works. It's like it does It's just or what if Princess Leia didn't fall in love with Han Solo because they found out Luke wasn't or like they didn't. There is so much old expanded universe content that they can play with.

I just picture it's like, what if Luke and Leia never found out they were brothers and sisters and they had babies? Those babies were Jedis. But yeah, exactly. Never found out they were brothers and sisters and they had babies I hate this podcast well I mean Batty Matt wait first up wait do we close first and then ask Matt or do we ask Matt about his socials and everything that's happened

well I think everybody knows where Matt you can find Matt best 11x 1T oh you don't need to promote me Matt best is it with 1T and is it 11X sure is that official

dude so why does Roger do what he does thank you Cody no one knows he's like the Bermuda Triangle really no one really knows Yeah, I don't know I've gotten three different answers and I've asked four times Well, that's a funny I have no fucking idea Matt's official maybe because they knew I'd be such a fucking like whiskey drinking cowboy that like they were like Let's take away the tea. So it's not a biblical name because you know you're Matthew. Yeah, I got

Matthew Matthew my full name is Matthew with one T. Wait. Matthew. Did he just spell it wrong by accident? No, no, no. They meant to do one T. I don't know. Thank you for watching the Unsubscribe podcast today. Of course, we have Matt fucking Best.

Of course, Eli, Donut, the usual bullshit. Thank you guys for watching today. I'm sorry. Cheers! Sorry about all the cum. Bullshit, thank you guys for watching today. I'm sorry Sorry about all the come Oh, yeah, we're glinny we'll do a happy Well, go go go. This is a definitely doubles. Yeah, they're shooters What do you use normal shot glasses in your house?

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