Unsubscribe Podcast - 44 - Cop Hates Heroes ft. Angry Cops

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep44 - Cop Hates Heroes Ft. @Angry Cops GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, BADDIES BACK, SORRY MEN. We got our buddy @Angry Cops out for another round of Unsub! We cover all sorts of awful things like Super Heros, Jessica Nigiri, Papa Meat and EVEN VIDEO GAMES!!! Go away. ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Vlogerator @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Everyone, ready? You've already opened yours. Yeah, I'm gonna drink. Dirty slut. Hell yeah. Man, not. This has gotta be weird. Two, three. Hey, wait a second. You're fired. You can't be here. Who let you in?

I thought we revoked the key card. Where's Brandon? Yeah, you're like... I was gone for three days! He's like white trash pawn shop Brandon Mile quarter mile Absorb you into him. I would allow that you know how great it would be to be like two heads? I'd be like the Ninja Turtles guy where there's a brain in the stomach.

Okay, I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking more like the men in black guy with the little dude on his head. It's Krang? No, where's the dude in men in black? The little f***ing monsters in the head. I like Krang. I like Krang. Johnny Knoxville.

Johnny Knoxville. No, no, no. That's who you'd be. We're better see each other. Another bald guy. We'd be Krang. I would be in his stomach and then he would be the big mass around us. Say hi to Eli.

It's racially ambiguous. That guy's fucking ridiculous. That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching us. Grab podcast.

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Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Batty, Eli, Bubblebath, and, of course, Angry Cops. This is the second time here, and he is just a wonderful, beautiful human being. I'm all right. I'm so mad at you two right now. I love you, Rich.

You're beautiful, but you too. I didn't do nothing. You're the biggest. You just sit there and just like, uh-huh, and? I like everyone's also the comment section was, it's like, man, Donut actually talked this time. It's like, that's gone. Donut's like, fuck that guy. He's just cheerful.

You know, even though everybody's picking on you for not being here, technically, I've been at as many podcasts with you as I have been with Donutut because he wasn't here on the first one that we did together. It was Caleb, myself, and you two. And then we got you back. That was a fucking zinger of an episode. A zinger? How old are you? A hundred.

It's a good one. A hundred and twelve. Sometimes you got to bring them back. It's a hundred and twelve. Damn, Skippy. My name is Cletus Doubletap. Just the whitest, oldest name possible. This is what we do.

No, it's fucking great to have you back. We haven't had you since like episode 20. Our cameras and audio was probably crooked. Everything was broken. Your audio didn't work. That's right. Oh, that was one of those, wasn't it? Yep, it was one of those.

I was sitting over here being like, a dragon's penis. And then you were over here like. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, And then you were over here like, oh my god. We had to use the camera. I forgot about that. What are you doing? Don't knock that light over. Oh!

What is this? Your staff, sir. Rich, that is the dragon penis. That is the dragon penis, Rich. No, this isn't the dragon penis. I remember the dragon's penis. It was a wand, and it had a tip at the end. It looked like an uncircumcised whale dick.

This isn't the whale's penis. This is a staff. That's the dragon penis. That's the only thing I have. That's it. No, no, no. It was like a wand. It wasn't.

I know it was. I was going to say. It was the sconce, the dragon. It was like a light thing. It's close enough. Use that. Fuck off. Man, you're right.

When you're around. He's just quiet Don't know secretly just fucking hates bad Bates Batty. He's just tolerating it. He's just like, oh, fuck. I thought last episode was the change. He tried to kill me and my son in a blizzard. You did not hold that against me. You're just walking in there like, you don't know what the fuck's going on.

I'm just holding a dragon ball gag in its mouth. And I don't know what we're arguing That's exactly what the dragon exactly what that is. Hey, can you make me a cool dragon head, but like a ball gag? It's the dragon dragon That's how it talks the entire time Alright, you guys, this is what you eat on a hookah party. You're good. That's how it talks the entire time. Okay. I mean, how are you putting the mic up?

How deep can you go? We do it to every guest. Just deep throw the mic. No. We literally do it to everyone. Some things need to be a secret. I am a lady, and I will be treating the stuff. You just had it.

You had the tip in your mouth for a bit you're okay Yes, just enough to let people know how much they can get you're doing me right now If you're gonna blow job, you'd be okay with just the tip for it's the quick second Doing okay with the ball play Like I know this supposed to be a nerd podcast. Nobody knows what sex is. This is a blowy podcast. We were talking about it for 10 minutes.

Everything turned sexual here. We've never. This podcast went. Oh, yeah. So you didn't listen to last week's stream. Video games. Put the ball game back. Yeah, put it right there.

Last week's podcast was phenomenal, so Batty wasn't there. And then we went on a tangent. Batty was like, dear dear god how does it keep getting worse because he's never had an episode where you just got to listen to it for the first time so he got to listen to it for the first time as it's uploaded he was just like he was like wow it's getting worse he's like i'm just when i thought it hit bottom it got worse i was like oh is caleb punching his sperm yet and baddie's like yes i'm there i was like, oh, is Caleb punching his sperm yet? And Betty's like, yes, I'm there. I was like, oh man, that's like a really

good spot. We're talking about superhero powers. So we've been giving... We're the offenders. Our superhero group. There's the Avengers, there's the Justice League, and we're the offenders. Before we go on any further, I feel like my superpower would be racial slurs.

Okay, okay. Sorry. Taken, bro. Offensive are like racial slurs. Racial slurs are offensive. That's the first thing. Superpowers. Way to be second place. You can say the N-word without being it's okay. That's your superpower? You can't fly?

You just can't get cancelled when you say it? I'm Joe Rogan. Donut, what was your superpower? You can't fly? You just can't get canceled when you say it? I'm Joe Rogan. Donut, what was your superpower? So I can fly, but to stay and fly, I have to shout racial slurs. Oh, that's okay. So you have a trade-off. You're like, this is really cool power, not yours, where you're just like, I can say the N-word and not get canceled. You get an actual superpower, but there's a downside.

I think mine was I have super strength, but I just jizz every time I try to lift something. Every time I start lifting something heavy. It's like Dave Chappelle's thing. It's like you get superpowers by f***ing people. Jesus! You save the world by f***ing people, but you have to f*** one person every time you save a massive amount.

And then he correlated that with like Bill Cosby. He saved a bunch of young black youths lives with his television show, but then a significant amount of people. Jesus Christ. So like you're. Oh, this podcast is gonna be yellow. This is gonna be yellow. He graped them. Graping. Thank you. Yeah, we're

graping. Tied them to the radiator and graped them. He used grape juice to do Yeah, we're graping. Tied them to the radiator and graped them. He used grape juice to do it, though. Actually. Some of that jello pudding. That's a real, oh. So the premise of this is that you have a superpower, but in order to maintain or to get that superpower, you have to do something offensive. No, you have a trade-off.

Yeah. No. Eli's is like, I run. I just come. Just constantly come. I can run at this speed. You're super strength, but you come every time you use it. Yeah, which I'm not gonna lie at the gym I feel like that's great

Arnold actually had like a quote he's like I come with my pump and then I fuck women and then I come again Coming coming coming and coming. I'm coming. It sounds like Dracula my version Yours is flying, but you'd see racial slurs. I can run at the speed of light, but I shit uncontrollably. The entire time? The brown streak. That's not because he's Mexican. You can run super fast through the flash, but you shit. Yeah, I'm just uncontrollable shit.

Sorry. I'm here and there's just a... I just like when people walking around, there's just random shit trails. And they're like, the fuck is right? What is this line? I got it. I got mine. I got mine.

So this is one. Oh, God. This goes deep into my psyche. My mother wrote like a Harry Potter series for us kids, for our three kids. It never got published, but it was brilliant. And we all would have superpowers by a pin that we'd put on ourselves. And I loved it. It was very interesting.

But my superpower was invisibility. And I love that. I would still love to be invisible. So that would be my superpower would be invisibility. Now, I feel like it's appropriate for invisibility because it just makes sense because you don't want to be seen. So I feel like I'd have to masturbate in order to be invisible. To maintain it?

You're just walking around. I'm just walking around. Just, you know. Just jerking as you peek at her. I just picture that. What happens when you come? No. What happens if you finish?

He's not going to finish. I'm staying, baby. I just do that tantric shit. I just picture. I still picture that. What happens when you cum? No. What happens if you finish? He's not gonna finish. He's just gonna. I'm staying, baby. I just do that tantric shit. I just picture the mo- I slow stroke it. You just slow stroke it. Oh, okay.

Well, as the dude- okay, well, now we're getting into different territory. Can you just slow stroke or do you have to be like jerking it? Or are you like- No, it's just masturbating. If you slow down too much- I just gotta move the skin around. Do you kinda get a little like opaque? You guys are missing- That's probably it. Like it's kinda like a- The faster you jerked up the more invisible You are there's only a certain level of invisibility you can get but yeah, do you imagine how much?

Like rich has to go into Russia and help Ukraine I'm just like you just send me five pellets of the egg rare I'm just picturing fucking no blood into my brain for three days. I'm just picturing fucking. I've got no blood into my brain for three days. I'm just. Killing Russians. Just pow. Pow. Pow. I just picture Thanos showing up.

And it's like this scene of like Batty standing there. Donut standing there. I'm like. And then Rich appears naked with his dick in his hand. Because it's that surprise moment. It's like the bad guy's shown himself and he stopped he's just surprised It's that oh shit we have to fight That's I'm really handcuffing myself because I can only fight with one hand No, you have a friend. Oh

I've got like They're not gonna be invisible or they walk running around Yeah, you have just a dude as long as you hold on to my invisible penis Then the power goes on to you the awkward thing is when we do like Team ups and co-ops and like he's got to be invisible too because you're gonna have to Your doubles the whole team has to to go invisible for a mission. Everyone links to your penis. Everyone, grab my cock.

Quickly. My schlong. It sucks because it's cold outside. My dick's like that big. I just get out of the water. It's a water mission and we all have to be invisible. You're just grabbing it. Scroat, hopefully.

A ball will save you. I just hate this in vision like all of us reaching over Grabbing your naked penis and then we float away My naked penis Your naked penis and we start flying away As we hear Cody yelling Racial slurs so he can take us to our Destination

And now it's a co-op Now it's a co-op Do I get turned on by some of these racial slurs Or do I get turned off by some of these racial slurs, or do I get turned off by some of these racial slurs? I don't know. That's on you. That's you at this point. That's more isolation.

Hey, secondary, right? What if that mission, like we- Oh, you're the first guest. That's gone. What if we figure out that there's a certain weird Hispanic racial slur that's on my- Oh, yeah. I just think you want to say racial slurs

because no one's given themselves a second handicap for this. We all have terrible handicaps. You're the first one. What about a second one? Where? Hear me out. Mexicans. We got one right here, fellas.

So if you grab my dick and I get soft, that means that we're. No, no. I've never had a Mexican grab my dick before. I don't think that's what that means. No, because if I have to beat my wiener and be invisible, I have to keep some sort of arousal going on. So that's a secondary thing. I just have to be aroused in order to beat it.

Otherwise, you're just pulling fucking pud. Which I guess... You're stretching skin, bro. Which just goes into your thing am I opaque now because I'm pulling like a weak shaft oh I hate that I just got you're just just like a dirty window

we can kind of see you it's your glint your eyes are looking at us I'm like I hate this more there's a ghost in the corner that's Richard trying to be visible it's like the predators camouflage it's halfway working yeah you're just like I hate this more. There's a ghost in the corner that's Richard trying to be visible. Jeez. It's like the Predator's camouflage. It's halfway working.

Yeah, you're just like. I'm just in the little arm shimmering, dude. I'm just in the little shimmer in the corner. Is there a shiny Mr. Clean beating off in my fucking bedroom? Okay, so now, next step, you're gonna have to have a utility belt, because you're pulling your fucking The fucking fast guys doing it to stay visible with me like he I'm on his back You have this invisible nothing you just hear and you have shit exploding out of a random corner of this invisible wall.

Because I'm, my shit's not invisible. Once it leaves the body, that thing's over there. When does it, is it when, like, the stream is cut off? Because while it's attached to your inner, it's like that single chain should leave you invisible. So shit's just going gonna be up here behind me? Two to three feet behind you is when it starts breaking up and when it's visible it's like droplets. Why am I the one given a handy?

Because I move fast? Yeah! What are you gonna do? You're gonna have to carry me in your arms and I have to give myself a handy. Well I'll carry you, I'm strong. You're gonna be carrying me. I'm gonna have to have baggy pants. Sweatpants.

That's what you're in for. Sweatpants. Gray sweatpants. Gray sweat strong. They're going to be carrying me. I'm going to have to have baggy pants. Sweatpants. That's what you're in for. Sweatpants. Gray sweatpants. Gray sweatpants. Over the pants handies. Just rapidly fucking wax on and wax off. There's just got to be ways around this. Mr. Miyagi out here getting you off.

Oh, yeah. We can figure out ways around this to where I can work in our favor. Caleb could build him a device. Caleb superheroes. Oh, my God. Oh, no. So Caleb. Oh, no.

And Caleb's sweet voice what he does is he generates babies in his backpack and he pulls them out in their weapons he'll smoosh their heads and he'll use them to kill people who make shields uh he stabs them with their arms he just has replicating babies he uses his objects to kill with and i was like kid what's your power though he's like that yeah it's like babies are offensive because they're all dead. And he's killing babies. But then his superpower is that he can transform this fetus baby thing into whatever weaponry he needs.

Well, and that's why he's like. And it works. He just hates his sperm. We were talking about it. He's like, he's like, he jerks off on the table. He's just punching it. He's like, fuck you. Look at what you could have been.

He just hates sperm and babies. Like. This is is origin story Yeah, he jerks off on the desk. He's got a magnifying glass He's got such a good memory like that's why he's brilliant because he made that backpack He's like spider-man like put on the way that he was like bit by the spider, but the one Oh, yeah, he was bit by an angry sperm. He had troops that ran up He remembers when he was a sperm and fighting all the others

So he's just like i fucking hate him it was me versus seven billion and i won i am a god i am a golden god you have that story in batman's parents getting killed it's like weird why are you so upset caleb my other brothers died around me he's got an easy one like what can can we think mauling babies I mean but like there's no like the traumatic brain like mental stress of just mauling babies for a living dude after like three weeks you don't care do you know like how horrible it would be like I gotta think of something easier than this this is a big my fucking arms are gonna get the college dick Like broccoli section H-E-B

Chuck Liddell's ears are gonna be my penis Women are gonna look at me and be like oh god, are those like genital warts? Like, no. No, I had a three-week mission in Ukraine where I couldn't stop masturbating and I ran out of lube. So I just used blood and goats. I had to kill somebody to use their blood. I had to keep calling up Caleb to give me babies to turn into lube so I could fuck them. So then I could. Okay, well, you're fucking. Wait, what?

Well, I'm using, not the actual baby in the hole. I'm, like, squishing it to turn it into lube, and then... Right? He turns it into... He can turn it into whatever he wants, right? Okay, so are you a hero or a villain? Or the offenders.

He's making the babies. These are just, like, anamorphic... Yeah, but he's saving people. You just said, I'm gonna use babies as lube. I have to be invisible. That's the point. I'm used in a mission for invisibility. Caleb's teamed up with me, saving people you're just that i'm gonna use babies as lube i have to be invisible that's the point i'm used in a mission for invisibility caleb's teamed up with me so we i run out of lube

in like a horrible and like moment and he's just like i got you i got you and he goes oh hey here's a baby and it turns into like vaseline right red Vaseline with like little fingers. I have a question here. You can't transform them into other things. He uses them as a weapon? Yes, they're just babies. They're just crying babies. He smushes their head into an axe form.

But if you smush the head into an axe form, it's not going to be an axe. It's going to be a baby's head. It's still got some scullage in there. It's not going to be damaged. It doesn't get any harder No, it's just a fucking baby. It's funny squishing into something. He just throws babies at people offenders, it's the stupidest superpower, okay masturbate

This guy just makes kids I was so confused like you're using babies to People in fucking trailer parks that make kids as fast as can be. That's not a superpower. I visually disappear.

He's just like, oh, fuck another one. He's basically Nick Cannon. He's Nick Cannon. He can throw. He can make them

so fast, he's just like, uh, uh, and he's just throwing constant babies at people. Yeah, like Ninja Stars. Just buy Ninja

Stars. Yeah, but hold on. That's lame. But just buy ninja stars like what's the effect of like a five-pound baby? Did you ever be hit with a five-pound object? I'm not dying because a five-pound baby. That's all mushy you shit They're gonna throw a five-pound bag of water at me. I'm gonna die imagine if I took a five-pound and just know Five-pound potatoes, and I just swung it at your fucking head Form the baby into something no he doesn't It's offensive. That's the lamest thing that's not even offensive. It's just lame. This guy's just like, hey, my superpower is ending life real quick. Mine's just like, hide in a corner and listen to shit go on. How is masturbation such an egregious thing?

All three of you would be like Hitlers at the age of 14 if it was. Why am I feeling personally attacked? Why am I defending masturbation as opposed to you guys backing up baby killing? The fact that I wasn't on the last episode made me so uncomfortable. Because just listening to it, I was like, what is happening? Now I'm here living it and I just. What is happening? Your friend started this.

I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's Caleb. Caleb had a good superpower, and we like it. It's not a good superpower. It's just killing random babies. It's not random. It's his babies. Yeah, they're always Caleb.

So Caleb has these tubes that pump out the cum. So is every liberal actress in Hollywood? Yes. Jesus. It's okay, because I'm killing my babies. Yeah, right. tubes that pump out the cum is every liberal actress in Hollywood hope she She was hot. I don't know if she had an abortion. Sorry, Brooke. Sorry, Brooke. Hope she doesn't listen to our podcast. Yeah, she's probably not. You signed something for me? What would your sexual, or not sexual, what would your offensive power be?

Yeah, that's going to be the... Listen. That's the top comment. She comments under her verified YouTube account. Didn't you guys have like the fucking king of Ukraine comment on your shit? That was Brandon. Brandon Herrera. Brandon Herrera had the president of Ukraine

comment on his latest meme review. He's like, we are all Ukrainians or something like that. We thought it was fake then we looked at it further. It's a verified account from the president of Ukraine He watches me move you he was a comedian

He wrote like comedy sketches and wait really you know a comedy show where he became president Ukraine And one of the and then he became the president of Ukraine and one of the funny skits when in in the show that he wrote To be president. He gets it. No well I mean, I'm sure I haven't watched the entire series, but he picks up the phone and it's Angela Merkel, the German chancellor. Yeah. And she goes, oh, my gosh, we want to let you know that we you are here and you are going to be a part of the UN era, the EU. And he's just like, yes.

Oh, yes. That's amazing. That's so great. She's like, the Ukraine can't wait. She's like, wait, this isn't this isn't Marrakesh or some other with some other country. Some other fucking. No, this is great. She's like, ohraine can't wait. She's like wait. This isn't this isn't Marrakesh or some other with some other country some other fucking He goes like no this is great. She's like oh, we're sorry. He's like No, no, no, there's great for that Great for them and he hangs out the bonus like fuck fuck as he like walks into Parliament like this is the president now the president

Saying fuck there's a great. He made a music video where he's in like low hip rise black shiny leather pants this like the latex with a fucking bulge and he's like singing a song with like four other Comedians oh, it's it's pretty funny. Oh, so he's like a people people person. Oh, he was a legitimate wrote and produced comedy series and Did comedy him and acted and then became Ukraine's president. That's fine. Now this bad ass is just like, Oh yeah,

this is pretty simple. I should throw on some body armor and fight for my country. First. Whereas you think a lot of career politicians would be like, well, how do I still wear a suit? Bunker. Yeah.

That's crazy. And they got fucking a Klitschko. One of the, uh, the Klitschko. He's the masters. Yeah. The mayor.

Yeah. His brother is a boxer as well, but he's the he was a world champion Yeah, and that's it's like crazy there on the front lines just in their body. I'm just like just what they just got World War two trench spikes I Was like six eight He's just for his heart So much For his heart All I need is blood pumping Poland chefs mean more oxygen get in

Oh The best feeling things Yeah, the Tarkov things are all in Russia that'll say games is that a Russia yeah battle state Wow Did you see the meme of what what's the vehicle it's like welcome to Tarkov in the game BTR And then they got it. Welcome to Kiev The second because it was like Yeah, it was literally the same thing And they spray painted it with the same thought And everything but said welcome to Kiev Or whatever it was

But the door They had like the door open like it was Exact duplicate All fucked up and they spray painted Welcome to fucking this place yeah i was like oh shit they going hard at this stuff fucking well i'm in the country it's much like my invisibility you don't want to go soft into war how do you stay it's good it's good it's a call back because i'm invisible mastermind it would still be the weirdest power to stay hard if it's

like yanking a sat it's like starting a sad lawnmower all the time to stay hard. If it's like yanking a sad, it's like starting a sad lawnmower all the time. I could do that, but it's fucking keeping hard. That's, that's a talent. Yeah. You're like,

you need to be hard to be invisible. He just gotta be jerking. I'm not going to lie. I would turn into like Batman, just always sour, like very analytical thinking, you know, just constantly working out to keep my testosterone up.

You're taking injections. Before mission i'm just i'm i'm balls this big dick's fucking huge what's matt what's matt damon's lover's name um ben affleck i'd be like ben affleck where i'm just like did you see how big he fucking got for that role when he played batman just lifting weights huge that would be me i would be that big with like tat in each cheek and just low stroking it being like you don't know the pains of war like i've seen you've never had you've never had to snap a man's neck with one hand to just really stroke off and have to keep hard you ever have to kill 13 people in a room while masturbating and there's wonder woman like oh my god. No I can imagine it though, and she's like playing with her We need some women on this podcast

Heather picked she wanted to be able to smell dead bodies like a dog She has to wear the furry outfit. She runs on all fours. Yeah, exactly. She's like Pony Girl. But we also gave her what? She anytime she drives to the investigation point, she's hammered. Yeah. She's got to be super drunk.

She's the number one detective. But the second she gets in a vehicle, she's just shit. So she can drive to save crime. It's just if she gets a DUI on the way. Just take an Uber. write that off in taxes. It's a business expense. That's easy. Furry suit, just pounding little nips.

I feel like you guys are all into like the, like, oh, this is so cool. Like, oh, you know, what an adventure, what a comic book experience. And I feel like I'm the only realist in the room here of like, no, this is how that would work in real life. How dare you? How dare you I just picture you like you're sneaking up to a group of like four bad guys and then suddenly on the ground it looks like someone squirted Elmer Gru

and you just glue just hits the ground and you're like whoop you're standing there all the bad guys are looking at you and you're like All sweaty and shit, your head's glistening, both of them Like, come on up, pop pop pop, pop pop pop pop And like my right hand is so strong that I'm just like

You're popping heads, you're popping heads It's just your right arm's sweaty It's huge It looks like a whole combo Or, I like learned to do it ambidextrously. I would have to. No way. Fuck that. You just got one Hulk arm.

And I've got just two gorilla arms on top of a normal frame. Never you skip play day. You ever see that guy that's got the largest hands in the world? The arm wrestling guy. The arm wrestling guy. Both of my arms are dead dudes. If you've not known who he's talking about. Have you seen him hold a dollar bill? I'm wrestling guys like both of my arms are like dead dudes. Yeah, if you've not know he's talking about it

Like have you seen him hold a dollar bill? Fingers bigger than a dollar bill most to two fingers covers up a dollar bill He is like these I mean mitts. They literally just trying to catcher's mitts your hands, but the rest of his body's normal size So it's very awkward. Oh barrel chested. He's still a thicker boy, but the arms are way outside of proportion. I was like, his arms look like thighs, like thick old boy thighs. I bet you he could bench press more than I can squat.

Easy. That dude never takes dick pics though. Like you're not grabbing your dick and sending that. Could you imagine trying to open up your phone with those fingers? I just want the home button. It's a miss. It's four. That's fingers. His fingers are like this. How do I? I just want the home button God they're so gross looking. They're just big sausages. Oh baddie

Cuz we're a gross sausage damn skippy They grow sausages. Damn, Skippy. That transition was perfect. I didn't say uncircumcised. Batty has a contest going with... Oh, shit. Yeah, can we do that right now? Yeah, we're doing it right now. So, right now, me as a streamer, Batty, on Twitch, I'm sponsored by G Fuel. They're like gamer energy drinks, no sugar kind of thing. And I'm in a competition with 64 other streamers,

content creators to see you can sell a bunch of G fuel for a couple of rounds. It's like a March code madness thing. If you use code batty on g fuel.com, you can save 30% this month. And eventually if I do well in this competition, I get like custom batty shakers and possibly a flavor of A batty flavor. You will be able to taste me.

Ew. Well, you had me until that last time. I was so excited right up until you can taste me. Okay, if you could make a drink, though, like if you could have a drink, what would your flavor be? Not ginger. He'd be a ginger beer flavor.

Oh, yeah. Oh, see? You taste like. I hate it. Go to your group. My company is Code Batty. Thank you. You would be.

Lemony zest is what I picture from you. Oh, that would be good. Sauerkraut, maybe. Okay. Oh, my God. Weird your product didn't take off. Check out my energy drink, sauerkraut. What did you just say? energy drink sauerkraut

The joke cuz I'm a sauerkraut I get it Because it's stinky and taste bad. Batty! Oh, because of my diet. Oh, God. Yeah, you got a girlfriend's Mickey Pineapple. I get you. Well, congratulations on that huge adventure. You're going to win. All these people will go do that. What was the code again?

Code Batty. Competing against PewDiePie or something? No, no. It's all people who don't have their own cool flavors. But there's a bunch of cool people on there. I don't think he could beat PewDiePie Why should we try? I could be like vote for me

On one video and you're like out of like 12 year olds that would just blindly go Done do you ever see his numbers? He does a billion views every six months a Billion views every six months my brain can't do that number in my head. I think I get a billion views every six months. A billion views every six months. My brain can't do that number in my head. I think I get a million views a week. Do you really? I think it's less than that. So if you times that by a lot.

Yeah, I get like 200. Yeah, I get like a million a week. Oh, I'm sorry. Is this a dick measuring contest? I thought we were friends here. I know, but I'm a PewDiePie. Why don't you go run away at super hot speeds while you shit yourself up? Isn't he your jerk-off?

Oh, yeah. What is your superhero name? The Blind Wanker. The Blind Wanker? Oh, see. Yeah, we've never given ourselves... You're the Brown Streak. I'm sorry. Oh, Brown Streak's perfect. Yeah. Brown Streak's.

What is it? The Blind Wanker? I said Blind Wanker. I like it. Are you Captain's a vendor captain flying cop No captain privilege Because of your privilege you can say those words and not get cancelled they call me LAPD Cancel

Cancel man man a different time In each Like ethnic group you have a different name your your name is like racial slur man, but it's not racial slur man. It's something man. Oh, my God. No, no, no. So black people call you man. Hispanic people call you like whatever man.

You know, man, man, whatever like racial slur. Honkies call you, you know, honky man, you know, cracker man. Every racial group, you're under something else because that's what you yell. Do white people just call him like, what's up, bro? Gary. Gary. He's Cody. Hello, officer.

Hello, officer. The officer's here. They call him Uncle Captain. Everybody's got that weird racist uncle. They're like, oh, that's just Uncle Captain. He comes over for a barbecue once in a while. He's the leader of the offenders. Every time he jumps and flies away, He starts talking about how immigration you know

Please don't dress like a cat in America Just love you saving minorities and building burning buildings my favorite thing He walks them down the stairs. He's like He just walks everyone downstairs like flies. Can you fly in here you go? I don't talk about it. I'm just What's my what's my what's my awful superhero name, Batty. I forgot his superpower. What's his superpower again? Super strength, but I just cum every time I exert that

strength at all. Five second, man. I mean, that's normal, Batty. Super strength and busting nuts. That's it. Busting nuts. Buster nuts. The nut buster? Nut buster. Nut buster. They go to protect themselves and you're just coming.

Like, oh, I thought it was. You've got a massive cod piece, but it's not a cod piece. It's more of like one of those horse ejaculate collectors. It just smells. He never washes it out. It's literally Caleb's, yeah.

He just sells it. Caleb's name is obviously the milker. Caleb's name has to be the milker. The milkman. No. The milkman name is obviously the milker. Caleb's name has to be the milker. The milkman. No. Milkman. It's the milkman because all these kids are his. That's the milkman.

That's deep. Oh, that is a weird. Oh, God. The milkman because he can't make it on his random babies. I hate I can picture Caleb wearing that fucking hat. And that's when he shows up in a battle. He just has a giant milk jar on his back. Oh, God god I hate that

so wait that's his costume your costume is the horse cod piece for birthing for birthing yours should be like a police outfit he's just a police outfit he's just with a cape just a cop outfit

with a cape you are the brown streak so you're white with a brown streak right down the center. Just a single brown streak. And it's tight spandex, right? Can we give Donut as long as you can fly? And also, you have a police car that can fly. So he can show up. And it's this place.

It's like Wonder Woman. Racial shit, too. Yeah. But just yelling racial shit. I just love you showing up. It's like, bird. Pink cop car. You know I was so excited because at first I thought you're like you're gonna team up with Wonder Woman. You know, I was so excited because at first I thought you were like, you're going to team up with Wonder Woman and she's going to give you a handy and then you turned it into now you're giving me a handy

in a cop car. And it just sounds like a really bad porn. You guys are flying next to Wonder Woman. So I have a second idea for a name instead of the blind wanker, perhaps the Dutch rudder. And I wear clogs There's someone in here! No guys, it's- Why does it sound like a body python's horse is in here?

They've got treads on the bottom, they're upgraded. They're like fucking combat tactical clothes. I still have the cool white hat. Yeah, honestly. The little, uh, um, the little German pants. God. I hate this. The henchmen are just angry, what the fuck is that noise?

Oh you have this? You have this constant You have this constant. Well, this is running around. You're just pacing yourself based off your beat off time. Like I have to stroke it faster while I run faster because all the blood's going to go to my legs so I've got to still be aroused.

I wouldn't be able to get through doorways easily at all. Oh, my God. Remember how, like, Bilbo Baggins would sneak by? Small Golem. No, Golem, yeah. And he was like, oh, I'm going to jump over and get through this tight grip. I was like, I couldn't do that. My arms and shoulders would be so big from wanking off.

Like, some of you, like, trying to walk through, I'd try to sneak in behind me. What the fuck was that? I just can't be stealthy at all. I just hate the sound of your ball bags slapping against your fucking thigh right now because that's all I can hear in my head. Well, it depends on the day,

right? If it's cold, if it's a water mission, boys are tight. If we're doing jungle missions, I'll be floppingping are we hearing that too what do you is your is your like costume like the borat thong but like instead of covering your dick there's a hole so your dick's just out so you can beat it but your balls are always taut oh so i've got like a glory hole in my outfit yeah it's just the shaft it's oh it's just just a dog it's just a hot dog there's just a fucking you gotta keep them boys tight just in case it's cold or it's warm out you know what that ball bag fucking bouncing around making noise yeah probably have a nine

volt battery in my butthole and there's like a wire attached to like a warming pad on any of my balls weird ones yeah why is there a bat well are you why is there a battery in your ass because i'm wearing a thong so i need to keep my balls warm with hand warmers. You know how the Makita or Milwaukee jackets have, like, you can put a battery in it and it heats it? I need that for, like, a ball pit. Where else am I going to put it? Because you got a fucking utility belt with all your lube. Yeah, but my butthole's tight, and it won't shake around.

It's fucking 2022. Why are you using Duracell batteries? I'm using a 9-volt. There's so many options, and your option is like, I'm going to take this Duracell batteries? There's so many options in your options like Belt you have a you supposed to be a Dutch rudder boy cannon You are all the lube you got eight different types of lube! Okay, so hold on. You wanted me to wear a thong like Borat, but I'm saying that my-

Wear the utility belt over it. I like the Dutch boy outfit better. I think the Borat thong- Are you Dutch? I like the Dutch boy outfit. No, the name is the Dutch rudder. Shut the fuck up! I like the Dutch rudder. How did you not appropriate their culture?

I didn't. You did. Fuck, you're right. Racist. Hmm. And that being said, we're going to talk about Out of regs, use code name unsub or unsubscribe. One of those for the Cody. Give us a pitch about this real quick. Yeah.

Say words. He's not so good at it. Hey, guys, do you like having nice hair? I do. He's bald. I mean, I used to. I mean, I really wish I could use a product like this, but I can't because I don't have hair. However, I'm sure that they still have fantastic mustache wax.

Do they not? They have fantastic mustache wax. They have fantastic pomade. This is the operator pomade. Use code unsubscribe or unsub. It's unsub. Boom, we got it. Use code unsub and out of regs.

Out of R-E-G-Z. Yeah, it is unsub. Okay, it's just unsub. Okay, perfect. I was like, holy shit. You can put it in your beard too. Yeah, they got donut operator mustache and beard stuff. Which actually smells so good. That one's really fucking good. Is this gonna make my head shiny?

Can you put it on your head right now? Yeah, that smells good. Wait. Why'd you use two fingers like that? Okay, go. You always use two fingers like this. Don't ask me questions you already know the answer to. I wanted to call you Jonathan. I don't know why though I know I just want to be like don't ask me questions. You know the answer to Jonathan I just felt like it had a really good answer

His bald-ass head up right now And it smells good you got a little streak there hold on you a brown streak. No. It's a white one. Oh, oh It's probably mine the white streak I've been failing at being invisible. This would be horrible to masturbate with it's very grippy Yeah, or would it be great to masquerade? We're not gonna use a pomade One time you check out my pubes, though. They're fucking styled. I'm not going to lie.

My scalp feels tingly and nice. And I smell good. It does smell good. That stuff smells good. It does smell good. It smells like clean and not like overpowering. Oh, I don't have this one. That's yours.

You know, it turned into an ad read, but the ad read turned into like general. Everyone's like wow that's This is nice This is not mine That is really nice I left it here Oh, but I thought, cause I have two of the other ones I was like I don't have them

Now it's yours So we got bad, what are you, oh wait you have a new game you're doing with the Ar- Okay He Hu Hu Hu

Hu Hu From the last podcast He has a game that he was talking about He literally is doing D& uh army dnd army dnd yeah the last time that we had the podcast i'm sorry bad you weren't here and uh fired so we talked about mixing dnd with jonathan jonathan my name is kyle shut the fuck up. I'm appropriately named Kyle. So we talked about D&D

with a fist punching drywall with a monster logo. Eli's thigh tattoo. But D&D mixed with military shit. You know, like, hey, I'm fighting a cave troll. Yeah, that's called D20 modern.

There's a system built around that I know I used to run it oh you got fucking one up do you need to tell your story now hey nice it's called this right fuck stick I've been playing it longer than you keep the fuck out of this shit. Please don't continue. We'll call him gatekeeper. Hey listen, if you wanna measure dick sizes with the invisibility constant jerker then hey, we'll be... I come everywhere. We're basically the best team up. What's your power?

Oh yeah, you're coming and I'm stroking. Yeah, not each other. Not for Grindr. Not each other. What is Grindr sponsoring? Is Matty just gonna carry you? I'll just put him on my shoulder the whole way. Yeah, I could just sit on your shoulder. I'm sitting on your shoulders like jerking off my

You're like, stop hitting the back of my head! Well, he's gonna be like, Me and Donut's like, we're Matty and and Rich go, Where are they? And I was like, just follow the snail trail. It was like a fucking It's like a glue trail going this way. It must be that way.

If I hold your hand, I think you'll be invisible. So you'll have to hold my hand with your monster. I'll have monster hands. You'll have monster hands. And I'll be like jerking with one, but we'll both be invisible. Why would he have monster hands? Because he's a big strong guy. I'm a strong, big strong guy.

Oh, you get, do you get hulked out or are you just. Am I always hulked out or do I. I like this. Do you just want like. Just just always talked out or do I like this? You just want just regular Nice I'm sorry. Gatekeeper over here wants to hear your story. Thank you, Daddy. Look at me, Gatekeeper.

Get over there. I want to hear his story. You have a lady purr on your balls for a minute. That's an inside joke. He fucked a furry. Oh, you guys are going to end this. D&D. So D&D, yeah. So the last podcast, the last time I was on here, we talked about D&D and the Army getting

together. We do a call for fire on like a cave drill. And it turns out that it's real. Like there's already a book series on it and they turn it into a cave drill. And it turns out that it's real. Like there's already a book series on it and they turned it into a table cap game and I got to do a read for it. And it's on my Instagram. So if you want to do the shit that you said

is already there, Gatekeeper, then you can check out my Instagram page and check them out. Yeah. I want to play it rich boy this is so exciting donut i'm glad i talked about nothing for 10 fucking seconds while everybody was giggling on their own you ever sit at like a table just slow punching on him you ever sit at like a table where there's

like a bunch of adults around you when you're like a five-year-old and they're talking about things you don't know. They're laughing and giggling. You're just staring up at them waiting for your turn to talk. That's this podcast right now. Your head smells great. Cheers. Oh, yeah, Rich here. You can cheers too.

Why am I cheersing? I don't know. I didn't fuck up first cute So I was on the news recently for what That cat. So, yeah, I was on the news recently. For what? Wow! First off, great.

CBS Evening News was doing a story on how TikTok is destroying America's youth. Oh, yeah, you should definitely be on there. So they were just talking about it. Honestly, yeah, you gotta definitely be on. Yeah. So they were just talking about it. Honestly, yeah, you got to be right there, too. Shut the fuck up. No, you're there, too.

You're not destroying the youth. The youth hate police. I'm corrupting the... I don't know. I'm sure they'll make something up. No, I was going with the destroying youth. You said statutory rape at first. Oh, yes.

I mean, that's sand in hand. Thank God we don't have anyone with that power. So you're destroying the youth? They were just talking about how TikTok, if kids, basically they're trying to blame content creators for destroying America's youth and not parents who allow their kids to just do whatever the fuck they want with their children. The Chinese government puts a limit on TikTok for juveniles. For their own kids. No, I mean like the Chinese government actually on phone. I forget how they register it.

Phones, video games, and other stuff because it's a registration. At like 9 p.m. or 8 p.m., it turns it off. Like you can't access that if you're like under 16 or 14 or whatever. And here we have parents in the United States that are giving kids their phones at like 12 and 14, which I get. You want to keep in contact with your kids. It's a great source of entertainment. It's easy. You know, give your

kid the iPad, but at the same time, like you're opening Pandora's Box, like yeah, there's an unlimited amount of information. Have you seen what you can find on Google? Could you imagine the amount of porn that we would be watching at 12 or 13? We had LimeWire. Kazaa and LimeWire. Kazaa and LimeWire.

Absolutely. 56K Modem. This song is called porn and then the one thing everyone from this age bracket knows Heather from I deep throat calm you know Heather I deep throat calm yeah, she had the first video was Bikini oh yeah, well you do nothing just Yeah, the best blowjob in the world she was fantastic Well, I don't know about the job in the world but back then she was the queen and you know

She's still on she's still on a higher caliber than a lot of porn stars those five megabyteabyte downloads on Kazaa on 56K were worth a day. It'd take a day. It'd take an hour. You've never watched this, Matty? Her husband was a Marine. I don't know if he got out or if he was doing the porns in the thing. He never showed his face. She's on Instagram right now. Do you see how big her tits are now?

She has nice, natural, huge tits. And then she ballooned them out. I was like baby no baby no how do you know this but you are younger look it up show me no baddie has that because you're 30 32 later that's no you're 34 i'm like you should know i have no idea what the fuck you have a lot of friends did you in front of the computer when you grew up honestly you didn't have a lot of friends. I'm sorry. That came out just like...

I absolutely... Because he was being a dick to me. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry because you're being a dick to me, but did you not have a friend with like a computer? No, I had the computer. It was newer. It was a newer thing.

How the fuck did you not... I was... Because his parents probably scared the shit out of him if you looked at points. No, I was on Newgrounds for most of it. You like anime titties. Well... You play. Okay, so Batty, I guarantee, played the game where you could undress a girl and they had the bottle.

100%. I know the exact Newgrounds. It's a Flash game. I remember that game. It wasn't just anime girls, just to be clear. But Newgrounds. Newgrounds.com. Way back in the day.

There used to be funny Flash animations. And then there was another side of Newgrounds, the dark side of Newgrounds, Newgrounds.com, way back in the day, that was there's funny flash animations. And then there was another side of Newgrounds, the dark side of Newgrounds. The adult 18 plus. Yeah, that not 18 plus baddie went to. I clicked that, yes, I'm 18 little warning. I never liked so much on the internet. I wish I could buy boots like that.

Hey, are you 21? Yup. You just click a button. Yes. Do you have are you 21? Yep. You just click a button. Yes. Do you have a marijuana card? Yeah. I do. I trust you. You're 12.

You don't know how old I am. Are you 18? You haven't seen my ID. Show me your ID. I don't have one. I'm 12. There is nothing wrong with smut. Anime smut.

There's not. Cheers. Funny enough, I was thinking, I was like, do we talk about like hentai? And is it okay? But it just makes you bang girls look like cat ears and shit. Yeah It's just finding out what it is if you're in hint I'm probably in the cat it just means that you're like you're following dogs or and you're just like

You see divine just gonna agree or our closest look-ike. Jess is actually going to be on this. Oh, good. I can't be in the room that day. She's got anime titties, so that's perfect. I cannot be in the room that day. You're not going to keep eye contact. You're just going to be here. Well, but tell her to wear a t-shirt.

Tell her to wear a t-shirt. Daddy, say something. Oh, my God. If she shows up here in a fucking outfit, that would be a really good interview, actually. That's a great idea to have her show up in an outfit we wear suits i would be like you wear we're all in suits we're like hello jessica it's very fantastic to have you on today's episode whatever no no don't fake it lean into it you guys were like you try to make a cosplay outfit and obviously you're all not that guy so it would be trash and then here she is a fucking dime

in like this thing with cleavage looking like every guy's fucking D&D wet dream And you're all just like interviewing her like you just got out of fucking spirit It's not Mario. It's plumber outfit. It's not. It's the off brand. We're doing the fucking kabooms of cereal, but with costumes. You've got a mustache on, even though you've already got a beard. I'm wearing a fake shitty little. The glasses over my glasses with the nose and mustache. It's me, Mario. We don't even try to do the voices. I'm from New York.

It's me, Mario. What are you doing? I'm a plumber. What are you doing? Listen, I'm on the union clock, all right? I'm going to milk this for all it's worth. Speaking of milk, Jessica Nigri. She's here.

Speaking of milk. Big Mommy Milk is how you do it, huh? Gabba Goose, here we go. Listen, you got your plumber knee done. I'm going to lay some pipe on you, honey, all right? All right. Sorry, Jess. I don't know you.

I see your Instagram and I'm cracking jokes. Jess is a beautiful human. Well, no shit. That's why she's got so many followers. No, like a good... She's one of the most chill people you'll ever meet. Beautiful insides. I know where it's going.

Okay, go for it. Go for it. I need to turn invisible. JessicaDigri.com I know where it's going. Okay, go for it. Go for it. Hit me. I need to turn invisible. JessicaDegree.com. We're at Ritz-Cov. No, we're sitting at the table having a conversation. You're on the podcast and you just disappear.

I got a helmet with a... Forget the Dutch hat. I got a helmet with a visor and it's all Negri. I just like you interviewing her and you disappear Weird rich go It starts off which is like yeah, so just like really How about that thing in your dick? What do you mean you can't see me? What?

No, no. Oh, it must be a... It's mirrors. It's mirrors. It's the plates. Smoking mirrors. You're getting pranked right now. You're getting so ashen and kutchered. Oh my God.

This is the best episode of Punk'd ever. I've been following... You know what's funny? I've been following Jess for a while. I don't know if I can fucking know her. I've been following her for a while would follow you know it's funny that i've been following jess for a while like i fucking know her um i've followed her for a while and you know what the the funny weird thing is i'm like yeah she's a hottie her cosplay is fucking on point and she's a bombshell and she's got other bombshells with her but the thing that makes me so happy for jess is that like her like uh her nerdy boyfriend that was like doing her photo shoots and stuff. Fucking got the girl.

And every, and like, that's the, that's why I like Jeff. Ryan is a champion among men. Is I'm just like that son of a bitch was saying, I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to do the fucking long game and I'm going to get the girl that I

want. And the son of a bitch pulled it off. And every fucking nerd cosplayer out there looking for a baddie bitch. Right at you, fella. Right at you. Honestly, God, I can't look at a Jessica Nigri post and not go, God damn, God bless that skinny, scrawny little son of a bitch. I can't.

I'm so proud of him. We just interviewed Ryan. It was Ryan? Yeah, Ryan. Don't even know his name. I want to. Good for him. That boy put in some work.

It's like a big ol' hug. I don't know about that. Give me a high five. You hug him. I'm the invisible masturbator. Smell him. Put in some work. It's like a big ol' hug. I don't know about that. Give me a high five. You hug him. I'm the invisible masturbator. Smell him. The Dutch brother. So I, maybe just like a fist bump.

Don't touch his hand. It's so gross. His hand or my hand? Yours. The Dutch brother. Could you imagine how awkward it would be to be that couple out there? People are like, Ryan, how you doing? Let me smell your fingers.

I just want to smell your fingers. You're just grabbing it. What it fuck are you doing it's like yeah just second for a minute I get it he's just so happy so accustomed to it yeah we talked about video games I mean this guy the video game Anyway hentai Why is it needed the army soldiers with the anti binders? Oh my god. Yeah, it's a great story Army drill sergeant here big thing the lower enlisted now is to have these binders Full of hentai stickers and they trade them like Pokemon cards stickers of what girls getting fucked by tentacle Mom, yeah, yeah

right Really gnarly shit that and honest to God the amount of hentai that I've seen in the army Your question did not faze me yeah I didn't know it was a thing but every time we go to a black rifle opening up in like Dallas Fort Worth area these Soldiers show up with these binders full of hentai stickers. They show up to public events? Bro, they came to this event. I'm sorry, I've not heard this story yet, so I'm very...

They're like, hey, we decided our binders are, hey, do you want a sticker? We're like, what do you mean? And they open these, like your regular fucking school binders. Like a playing card. But they're filled with like those sleeves where you normally put paper, but they're just filled with random hentai stickers. Like just smut binders. Like, I gonna do with he's a smut dealer and he would just be like do you want one? I'm like, I'll take the the Mountain Dew Baja blast naked chick pouring it on herself. Oh my god. Thanks

Yeah, if it was a real girl doing that shit like maybe but I don't know No, they just... He was like, everyone does this. I thought it was like a holographic Charizard card. I mean, there was one card. I mean, one's worth way more. Yeah, but a dude said like... Or the illustrator Pokemon card that sold for $900,000 recently. Yeah, oh yeah. The Pokemon cards are fucking ridiculous.

Okay, so they just split. And then we'll go to Pokemon cards or fucking video games or whatever the fuck. We were talking about your... We talked about it last time. You weren't there. He likes the video game stories. I don't remember anything we talked about last time you weren't there he likes the video game stories i don't remember anything we talked about i know it was fucking 30 episodes ago yeah i don't remember we did last episode because i wasn't

here i drank that was a good one performance wise it's one of the top ones i found but you during um what's the last game you played because you were talking about fucking hideo kojima's last game dust training dust training that was the last game you played because you were talking about? Fuckin Hideo Kojima's last game dust raining that's raining. That was the last game that I played um But the cousins were fucking irritating. Oh, I don't think you beat it when you came on last time though I beat it now now you bit now There's a lot coming out of my superpower I Beat It was a lot of coming and beating. That's how I found out about super power. I beat the game. I beat the game. And the biggest thing, I thought it was a great game.

I thought it was really fantastic. But midway through the game, midway, not even at the end, midway through the game, I started to get annoyed with the cut scenes because they were long and they were laborious. And when I say laborious, I mean, it was work. It was work for me to pay attention to this ridiculous amount of information that they're showing on the scene regarding the backstory. Cut out the fucking fat. Cut out the fat. Give me the fucking facts. And then let's keep the game fat. Cut out the fat. Give me the fucking facts.

And then let's keep the game going. Right? Can we not just be like, her hair was a sandy yellow as a marsh plane in January. It doesn't fucking matter. I can see it in the game. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I can see it. I got the visuals.

Yeah, I don't need it. I need it. So that was midway through the game. I started to get irritated. And then at the end of the game, about, let's say, the 85 to 95% portion of the game, there's so little work that you had to do as in like running around and moving shit around and dropping off stuff. And all the cut scenes took up so much fucking time it was 60 of running around and doing a mission and then 40 fucking percent in-depth cut scenes spread that shit out i love that i love when video games turn into movies hold on i love it when video games turn into movies at parts when it's 20 game and then 80 movie for like a just like the last quarter of it. It's infuriating

I was a fury Hideo Kojima. He's the creator of that that is one juju That's Cody can't that's a word Cody says when he flies You watch your tongue, that's weird I just saw you hover Don't try to get me on the same time. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. J-U, J-U. Watch your tone. That's weird. I just saw you hover a little bit there. Captain Privilege?

Captain Privilege. Is this what it's like? Am I getting canceled? But Kojima, he's known for that. Metal Gear Solid, he did all those. Gross. I hated Metal Gear Solid. Same.

Metal Gear Solid. But, damn. I played the first two, and then i was like i see that how this is going oh yeah and number two is a perfect example you do like long ass cut scene walk one hallway immediately go into long ass cut what's the point i walked through a fucking door i know you're like why couldn't why this cussing end when i didn't get i play this is not playing a game when i walk forward yeah and i don't interact with anything why is the cut scene just just fucking skip there i have two reasons this is i'm i'm just being very basic so don't shit on me totally right i hope you do so hot i'll start turning visible there's two reasons why a cut scene should be in place right to move the storyline and the arc of the game forward, right?

You need some sort of description going on in order to move the game forward. And two, as a reward. So you've done something good or great or specific to the game. You beat a boss. And all of a sudden, here's your reward. Some more information. Ooh, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Eat up that delicious reward that you gave information. Ooh, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Eat up that delicious reward that you gave me.

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Oh, delicious titty treats from Jessica Nigri. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Like, whatever. When I think of titty treats from Jessica Nigri, I just think of her boyfriend Ryan just throwing kibble off of her boobs, like trying to get a second of cleavage, and some little weebs underneath her just trying to, like,

trying to catch the rebounds.avage and some little weebs underneath. They're just trying to like Trying to catch the rebound You guys are Great Instagram post Not even sexual I just want to see These poor little dweebs Just like I will be a dweeb Like Like uh Like eating like uh Like goldfish

When they're trying to Eat the flakes As they float down Oh no Do Amoreth Is selling her farts Yeah oh my god How much is she selling

She's one of the big She's queen of the twitch thoughts Nice She does the ear licking She does the ear She licks a microphone There's a lot of people That are doing like

Licking shit Licking microphones, blow jobs on ears because they can get away with it. Weird. It's like it's like ASMR. It's like these don't you know, these fucking that wear bikinis in around water. Females in bikini. Hot tub streams.

Hot tub streams. Yeah, because they can't wear bikinis that they're gaming anymore. So they just get hammered on wine and just show their tits to the world. We're not sure who bought them. No respect for themselves, obviously. But I hit a nerve. I don't understand why everybody laughs. I'm just laughing.

It was a good joke. And now they're selling farts. I don't understand why everybody's laughing. I'm just laughing. I'm just really good. It's a good joke. It was a fucking good joke. And now they're selling farts. Mike? Rich is just taking this car. He's like, bubba! Jesus! Bubba!

Rich is like, is this a Ford Raptor? Let's go some off road. Is Rich drunk because he's driving? Sober Rich is scary. I can't smell their bodies. Callback. So yeah, selling farts. But like, think about it this way.

How much are the farts for a cell phone? I don't know. I don't know. Look it up. That's the sexism. It's $1,000. That's the sexism in streaming. You shut the fuck up.

They're $1,000. It's $1,000. It's a strand of her hair plus a fart. It's $1,000 a Heather and I looked it up. It's $1,000. It's a strand of her hair plus a fart. It's $1,000 a fart? And I guarantee they're sold out. Oh, probably. What's her face's bathwater sold out? That is the smartest.

I forget her name. Oh, God. Bella Thornton. Bella Delphine. Bella Delphine. Delphine. Bella Thornton. Yeah, she sold out in fucking instantly.

It was like instantly she sold out of her bathwater. Good for them. I never. You'll get zero hate. I'm like, I would do the fuck out of her bath water. Good for them. You'll get zero hate. I would do the fuck out of that. Would any of you buy my burps with a beard hair in it? We will collectively fart in a fucking

jar and take the bro's attention. Do we put all of our butts at once and try to fart at the same time? Or is it individual farts and we scoop it in? I don't like this.

Are we catching fireflies? Oh, actually. Hold on. Hold on. In the night sky. You're going to ask how I thought about this. And it's totally from a MythBuster episode. So that's where.

But you just you sit in a suit with a funnel over your crotch and then you fart into a large mason jar. I know this. And then one after one, you all just smooth, you smooth you know get underneath there fart and then that's the air mixes and there's your farts bro we're gonna sell the best merch but hold on that's that's why dude twitch streaming is like the sexiest the sexiest shit ever because women can do whatever they want and guys are like i'm just here to be nice and be friendly and give you good content oh i don't have tits zero views you got some girl that just like wears pasties and be friendly and give you good content. Oh, I don't have tits. Zero views.

You got some girl that just like wears pasties and she's like, oh, my God. What's a hentai? Oh, no. Ibaro Doshimo. I didn't even ask her. And you're like, what the fuck did she just say? She just said some weird fake up. Tokoyami Yamaguchi. And you're like, you're just fucking playing into this trope of what people you think they

like. And you've got cleavage. You're like, you don't even have to fly. You get his superpower. Oh, I'm not saying that. I'm saying these racist wetbots are doing it. These racist white bitches are out here like appropriating Asian culture. And everybody's fine with it.

Oh, everybody's fine with a pair of white, pink areola nips. Just taking all the Asian culture away and selling farts with cat ears and being like, oh, I just do what I can do to make money. And then you got a fucking good content streamer. This guy got like five million fucking cameras and nobody knows who he is. That was the most bad game in the problem. And look at him, living in poverty, no one knows who he is. He couldn't pay

for sunscreen so he just slowly covers up his pasty white skin with tattoos. Do you know how long this dirt driveway is? That's not wrong. That's true. Do you want to see my new tattoo? Oh my god. Yeah. Do you guys see it? so when you go on a first day? I haven't seen you jump into a pool, so I haven't seen all your tattoos When you go on a first date with somebody and you're talking about like crazy things. Do you ask like what's your biggest red flag? Oh?

No, no, I usually just smell it out. Oh there. It is. Is it your right hand because you masturbate constantly I don't I just tattooed a red flag on my wrist because. To remind him. Right wrist. Well, yeah. I jerk off with this hand. There you go. I just. Do you jerk off this way? I don't need to look at it.

That's not for me. That's not for me to look at. It's cross draw. That's what it's called. The cross draw. Cross draw. I don't know. I just.

I made a dumb joke and then I was like, hey, man, are you free right now? And my tattoo artist was like, yeah, I'm bored. I'm like, I'm on my way. Straight up. So I got a red flag tattooed on my arm. I wish I could be that free. I have to like think about shit and really want it. Nope.

You can be free. I have a chair tattooed on my thigh just because I thought the word charity was funny. Like spelled wrong in charity events. I spelled it like chair. Thanks, donut. Got you. I have an incorrectly chair. Thanks, Donut. Got you. I have an incorrectly spelled word. Charity.

That joke landed really hard. Everybody should have a friend like you. Say charity, slow. Chair-ity. Everybody should have a friend like you so that they know what not to do with their lives. But can still experience some of the frivolity that comes with such a Cavalier lifestyle. what not to do with their lives. But can still experience some of the fra- well,

frivolity that comes with such a cavalier lifestyle. Yeah, absolutely. That's what I'm here for. I'm absolutely filling a gap. You're like a warning but also a celebration. I can't even picture going on a date and coming here for the first time.

All these cameras? Oh my god. I didn't even think about that. You can't go into that room. Wait, wait, wait. It's okay. I'm a nerd. I film D&D. I film D&D. Is that a pentagram on your wall? Oh, they'd like that. That's some fucking witch stuff.

That's some astrology shit. I'm an aquarium. I don't know. Fuck off. Aquarium? Fish love him. I'm an aquarium. I don't know. Fuck off. Aquarium? Fish love him. Yeah, I'm an aquarium. Thank you. It's 18 gallons. He's part dolphin.

I'm an Aquarius, but actually I'm on the cusp day from aquarium to Pisces because that's my birthday. Oh my God. I fucking hate it. I'm a Libra, but I identify as raw. Born destroyer of worlds. Born under the seventh sun of Hades. Have you guys seen Peacemaker yet?

No. I haven't seen the show. I heard it's hysterical. I want to watch it. You ever do that? You ever want to watch a show, but you just don't get around to it? No, because I watch it. No, I'm the same.

I don't have a real job. I know. You're very bad. You just finished. I know. Next piece of You just finished. I know. Next piece of next part of the podcast. Cody, you need to watch Peacemaker more than any anime ever. More than hentai.

It's not an anime. More than taking care of your son. It's really good. You need to watch Peacemaker. Just watch like the first two. Just two episodes. Okay. Episode one's not.

It's a little forced. Yeah. Episode two, three, and it starts picking up pace. Episode one is, it is forced, because you go from the movie of what piece, and this was without giving shit away. No spoilers. No spoilers, yeah, yeah. It is a... You are removed from that movie where he is more of a superhero, and to, like, I'm...

He feels like a regular dude that has some problems, accurate gunfire and an outfit that kind of facilitates his power. But then he's just that's it. And then he can't break bones sometimes. But he intro is the greatest intro to any TV show I have ever seen. Yeah. Ever. Oh, yeah. It was one of the best. Yeah. Ever. Oh, yeah. It was one of the best.

Yeah, because they do the dance sequence. They did, like... It's an intro you will never skip. You know, like on Netflix or... You can skip an intro. It's how... Never. Batman.

Sorry. It is Batman... If Batman was realistic. It's how I compare fucking Peacemaker. Because when he was poor. This isn't spoiling it If I trashed Batman, it's why Josh my man imagine Batman without it. You love it Batman without a grappling hook like when he's going out the fucking like

Don't it's Batman if okay, you know's Batman. Batman is enough to get me hooked. And he's poor. Very poor. Yeah, very poor. Trailer park. He's like sitting in a trailer park with his dad. He's got like a pet eagle. An eagle-y.

Yeah. Eagle-y. Eagle-y is really good. I fucking love that he has an eagle. His pet eagle is named Eagle-y? There is the comedic, like James Gunn did a really good job on some of the humor. There's a lot of forced, but you guys are going on some of the humor there's a lot of force but you guys are gonna fucking enjoy it is a lot of times i'm gonna say it's forced is when they're trying to further the story yes the story is definitely like take it everything around it

every bit of character development they've done is so natural and so well done in like painfully cringe but amazing i i i cannot it's my favorite show right now without a doubt more than anything else do you think i take pleasure from killing people ending lives when i'm killing a murderer or somebody that committed arson or a common theft do you think that feels good because it fucking does like the lines in there are so good and you're like god this is comedy gold on so many aspects without this is not a spoilers but like um when he can't do something so his best friend steps up he's like i got it but i was just like oh he does not give a fuck about this situation. I love it. It's so fucking good.

You should watch it. Just give it a couple episodes. And it is rated R, so they go hard on it. You got everything you want. Titties, whatever you want. Hand tie. Cock. His dad is called the White Dragon, if you can go with that one.

He's what you call grand wizard yeah he's a grand wizard there you go and it's the dude from terminator 2 um the t1000 oh oh yeah i haven't seen that dude in forever and i was like oh this is fucking great i haven't seen this dude so good he's such a talk about that for a second like Terminator 2? I fucking love Terminator 2. Great Terminator 2. No. What? No.

What? Oh. Not in the show. Hair plugs on old guys in Hollywood. Like, he's a handsome man. Just fucking let it thin go bald, buddy. But he's got, like, these atrocious, thinning hair plugs. You haven't seen them in the show.

How bad is it? Because it's way... Well, they also make it look way worse in the show how does it way well they also make it work look way worse than the show intentionally but he's I hope even normally he's got like some looks like a fucking peacocks on his head my favorite line is it looks like somebody stuck ant legs in your head I hate it It's like the single strand with little branches. Donuts. You'll never have that. No.

You got that. He's got a Vegeta hairline. Dude, the Vegeta hairline? You're fucking so strong. That's a Vegeta hairline. Who's Vegeta? I've got a bigger as well. Who's Vegeta?

Dragon Ball Z. The prince of? The antagonist in, I believe, season three and four. Okay. Oh, my boy. Yeah. It's not quite right. My boy believe season three and four okay my boy My boy season season three and four one would be So actually he's right because one is Raddatz two would be the chain line and the Saints coming

Thank you Long before Dragon Ball Z season one is radish Dragon Ball Z. Season one is Raditz. Dragon Ball is Piccolo. Dragon Ball is Piccolo. Dragon Ball, yeah. Dragon Ball is, because you go through, look it up. Because you have Dragon Ball. You have King Piccolo. King Piccolo shits out fucking Piccolo from his mouth.

Then at the end during the martial arts tournament, they fight again. Then it goes into the Dragon Ball Z saga, is uh raditz showing up to earth and goku's alive and gohan shows his power for the first time then it goes into goku dying fighting rat goku and piccolo die because uh no goku dies because he uses special beam can you want to get fucked real quick do you want to get fucked yeah go for it frieza is season three already. Season two is Ginyu. Vegeta's already in season one, bro. Ginyu?

So they're on episode 100 for Frieza. The third season of Dragon Ball Z anime series contains the Frieza arc. Of how many? Third season. So it's 100 episodes into. 48 episodes in the third season. 35 in the second. 39 episodes in the third and fourth season. I know 39. I thought it was the 34th season.

I know. Whoa. Don't fuck with me. You said Piccolo. Jesus. Look it up. The first one is. Piccolo's not a bad guy.

That's funny though. They say like. Raditz and Vegeta is the first one. They say like 48 episodes. You know. Per season. Boom, boom, boom. But half of the episodes.

Have you ever seen the. Drag. The script. Drag on. Yeah. Drag on, Ballsy. Yeah. Have you ever seen the drag on yeah drag on ballsy yeah have you ever seen the edits where they take out all the screaming and it's just them talking one another i love the screaming they're in like it's like 20 minute episodes are down to three and a half minutes that's why they did dragon ball so they did dragon ball well a bridge but they had dragon ball uh super was the new ones dragon ball z no gt dragon ball gt no there was a there's a

dragon ball kai i don't know dragon ball kai was an hd remake of dragon ball z dragon ball z is 400 episodes 360 a lot they were like hey we're gonna take out the screaming and all the extra shit it put it down to 120 episodes they went from like 400 episodes and they're like we're remastering this and we're doing it 120 and i was like dear god this is done in 120 episodes it's better animated but they got rid of literal all that trash filler after commercial break that was always it for me when i was young it was they would do there was all crazy shit two minutes before the commercial break and three minutes after commercial break. That was always it for me when I was young. It was, they would do, there was all crazy shit. Two minutes before the commercial break.

And then after the commercial break, they would rehash the entire two minutes and then scream for an extra minute and then start. So you'd lose, you'd lose like fucking 10 minutes of an episode. You know, it would be the perfect television show when, if you had a smartphone. Cause you could be like, all right, they're screaming. Let me just, they're done screaming. They're done screaming. Okay. They're screaming be like, all right, they're screaming. Let me just... They're done screaming. They're done screaming. Okay.

They're screaming again. All right, TikTok. Oh, you know actually what we need to spend for unsubscribe money? Meat Canyon animating us. The Offenders? Just animating us

or just like a t-shirt design? No, like doing a full series. Just that one episode. The Offenders. Or just like a t-shirt design or something? No, like doing a full series. Just that one episode. Full skit of the Avengers. Just let me just have fun. I'm going to miss you when you get kids. Just make off different words and phrases and make like a three minute video. Oh my god, I guess he's going to make you. You watch me canyon skits, right?

Duh. canyon skits right duh oh like him that's the reason why it's canon that uh bugs bunny is he's a grapist grapist yes i'm fucking his fucking demon slayer still one of my favorites like wait for him attack attack Head over to YouTube and ruin your childhood real quick Did you watch the toy story one? These demons are so now. It's crazy. He's pretend to be a cop They do the toy story won't have you watch that one. It just came out. Oh my yes Why won't you show you showed what's the That's good citrus dog of cancer

What you're gonna die He moved to heaven Woody The blues clues ones are probably the Jesus rain that one was dark that man. Can we have him on the podcast already? I should I just wanna I just wanna like, what is his creative process? Is it acid? I think he wakes up. No, he's depressed. He's sober.

He's just insane. He's just super creative. He's a crazy person. You have to listen. So here's the deal, right? I'm going to blow your minds. I'm going to say some real things for a second. I don't believe it.

So I watched this interesting Jordan Peterson podcast, and he was talking specifically about the creative brain and, like like what develops from it. And so what you have is you have normal society, which is the majority of people. Right. And then you have outliers and the outliers, usually people with a lot of tattoos or ear piercings. Let's say let's bring it back to the 70s, 80s. Right. It was these people that would live these extreme lives in our eyes, but they were also also ultra creative so when you have people that think outside the box and are like these ultra creative it's you're you're literally you're you're far outside the norm because you have a different you know thinking process or way of dealing with the

world and watching some of his live streams on papa meat because he's got the meat cannon uh meat canyon channel and he's got papa meat secondary, which is secondary where he live streams from, is he'll just like talk to people on his Reddit or not his Reddit, his Discord or whatever, and be like, hey, what are you thinking about today? Oh, this? Oh, that's a good idea. Well, here's a character. Now here's how I want to deform him

and how I think that he would look, right? And when he actually wrote about or talked and uh drew woody before months before making that cartoon and he's something like well like what's big on woody his chin his chin is fucking massive if you look at it like he's got a big chin well instead of just taking it as like a fun oh my gosh little pixar chin he's like and make it like cancerous. Yeah. Tumor and chin. Then he does that amazing thing of making those scary, dead, glossy eyes where if you put it in anything. They're dead eyes. Yeah.

It's that black with just the smallest glimmer. It's like the light. It's dead eyes. Demon eyes. Yes. God's light has left that. It's it's Satan's image in those eyes. It's those cat eyes on Donut's shirt right now,

which you can go pick up at donutoperator.com backslash bunker branding slash and you can use discount code cat operator. Gotta do all the work.

It's my cat. Squirrel. But he does like duds. And he's, sorry if I'm fucking interrupting. I love those demon eyes. I'm fucking interrupting. Go ahead. This is what I do.

But no, he's a huge camera guy too. He's going to come down. He wants to come hang out because he's big into cameras. Oh, he shot his own little horror series, little films that he wanted to do. Super talented dude. Extremely talented. We nerd out about cameras. Like two days ago, we were talking about that.

He got a 4D2. He's like, you get the lenses? Like, yeah, I got all four. And he's like, fuck, mine are still waiting for him. Son of a bitch. He's like, what ones are the best ones? I was like, these ones. He's like, oh, those are the ones I got.

He just nerds out about that shit. So he's like, I just want to come down a film stuff with all of us Hang out. He's a suit. Yeah, I was like, oh you're an offender super nerd about this stuff, but it can't be him as well I already claimed in Real life like what's that? Oh my god Naruto the Sigh, he has the ink and shit comes out. But it's fucked up. What's that one card game where it's like, Blue eyes, white dragon.

Yu-Gi-Oh. Yu-Gi-Oh. He's like Yu-Gi-Oh. He comes out like this is imagining him as a hero. He's like, here I am. And he's like doodling shit and then throws the piece of paper and the paper comes alive. That's literally Sai from Naruto.

Right? Okay, thanks. That's the superpower that I'm assuming. Oh, see, that's like that right there. I can take that idea and turn that into a skit because it's this. It's like, you throw it and it's like this beautiful image of Donut he draws. And when he throws it, it goes into Meat Canyon's Donut, which is like, hi everyone, I'm Donut Operator.

I'm Donut Operator. Harry Tutu. He's just like, me. I'm doing an operation. I got Harry Choo Choo. He's just like, you're like, oh, that's coming out right now. Guys, I got a man bun. Oh, I pooped myself. And then he shoots a minority.

And it's like, meat, candy, and donut. Let me tell you why it was okay for me to shoot him. Let me break down this shooting. okay for me to shoot him. Let me break down this shooting. Pow! Just shoot you in real time. Hey, everybody. Let me break down this shooting. Pow!

Alright, so he came at him aggressive. Alright, he's aggressive. This is a liar, liar, pants on fire. As a former police officer. And it cuts to you as the dean. And it's just like just like swallowing donuts getting fatter and fatter You know testing you and you're just right you have the camera The DNN you're just recording don't do this here, and did he deserved it yeah?

Yeah, shoot him again shoot shoot him for the fans. I'm gonna shoot him She's still a threat Why am I special? Because you're a full time YouTuber I'm sorry Fluck Full time YouTuber's on the spot I'm sorry Fluck you'll be fine with it

YouTubers you're welcome for this Wait so we have a question And he just had a speech impediment he wasn't special watch your tone He was just chewing on his tongue I was like So we have a question. No. He just had a speech impediment. He wasn't special. Watch your tone. He was just chewing on his tongue. I got a lift. And that's how that's done. Don't judge me.

How dare you. And. But what would the negative be to him throwing his cool little spirit paper? Just like Naruto. Fuck me. Sorry. Thought I wasn't. No, that's it.

He's a very good artist. He's the Da Vinci of artists, but when he casts his Just Cute every one of his creations Creepy me cameras like you do the state would come by head to kill you a boxer. I Know you're here. Oh papa I'm your papa. I'm a real boy. I'm flesh and blood. Oh, Papa. Oh, my God. I'm here, Papa. I'm a real boy. I need your flesh and blood. Oh, God, no.

He's a demon. Lord God, kill me. Mother of Mary, take the life away from this child. I need your flesh and blood. Save my soul. I want to be a real boy, Papa. Jesus Christ. If you've made it this far in one podcast. It's so short and so simple. Like like that's how beautiful it can be like that's what reason

why like vine was great is you can take a joke and you boil it down to the bare essence and you can take that great anime or anime that cartoon and it's just like oh yeah this uh this boy that walks around as a puppet that's a fucking demon and you just there it is we got a great episode that's why i love like content creators like that because they're it's their brains and how they operate everyone everyone's and that's why i like this is a good we'll fucking stop soon we were an hour something this is great batty has a completely different brain for how he does twitch how he performs all that stuff it's fucking awesome on like how you build your personality, how you build your stream.

You have all these cameras. None of us do that. I like when you compliment me. Cody, like how you do police shootings, how you do your breakdowns, your vlogs are a fucking fever dream. They are. That's how everyone's like, man, Cody's vlogs are so good. Everyone, you have like Casey Nisek, who's like, okay, story, a article.

Okay, and then we got the crescendo. We peak, we go back, we go. Cody's is like, fuck, you're waking up. What. And then we got the crescendo. We peek. We go back. We go. Cody's is like, fuck you waking up. What's up, bitches? I'm in a car right now. Food. Brandon Herrera. Hey, angry cop.

Hey, have you seen my son? This is my son. My car's not here yet. Thanks. Fucking dodge. And, and episode, episode one. And you're like, what the fuck? You just go on your fucking tangents which are one of the most

i had one on here i hate i hate tangents i fucking hate tangents how you hate walkthroughs i hate fucking tangents you though have fucking beautiful tangents like the the the stolen valor chick like you got me hooked on that first minute and that's the thing you can hook somebody i was like i need to know where the stower goes daddy he this guy i'm just like okay let's go you can fuck it you're you're off the hook you're off the hook i don't want this fish you set it in and then i just stayed for the 20 minute video it's like wait it's getting worse and that's what you do you set it up on that first minute you're like oh it gets fucking worse it gets fucking worse and i was like okay rich is like truly pissed oh i was mad my best videos are when i actually get upset like

i did like it wasn't like a rant but i it was a rant there was a topic for about where i yelled for like a minute and a half here i forget what it was because i was like no this is fucking stupid oh yeah it was yeah it was that toshido toshotchi guy. It was the Tamagotchi guy. Jesus Christ. I can just picture your shirt. It's you pointing to an Asian man saying Toshido Wasabi. Toshido Wasabi. And everyone's like, that is not his name.

Toshido Wasabi. Yeah, yeah. That guy. At some point in this podcast. last name is high okay i'm allowed this i think that makes it worse but your content that's what you do and you're so good at you have your comedic beats when you go on your tangents like you're fucking god at it and that's what's awesome about content in a meat canyon like what we were talking what are What are you good at? Nothing. Fucking just shit.

Oh, yeah. His Photoshop is fantastic. He makes us all look very good on camera. You made your feet hands. He made his feet hands. I hated it so much. And you don't notice it. It's that good. I noticed it.

Until you look at it and go, he's a chimp. And then you see that creepy thumbs hanging over the side. The thumbs, that's right. Hanging over the side of the. It's so good. It's just that little... It's that when people are like, why do Eli post this pic? I'm uncomfortable.

Because your hands were feet and your feet were hands. He's just got this little thumb hanging off the side of the flip-flop. You don't realize what's underneath, what's holding up that rifle. It's not fingers, it's toes. And you're like, he's got a dwarfy little... Pull! It's how it should toes and you're like he's got a dwarfy little pole it's how it should be when you're doing content no and that's what i think every the the creative people i love watching that process because i'm not twitch you you reign supreme on that

shit on how you do your shit i'm more of like how am i just gonna talk i'm gonna fucking make jokes i'll play my video games you'll screech a Yeah, I'll screech. Cody's great on podcasts. Oh, you couldn't shut him up. Honestly. Punch him in the face. Batty's here. Thank you for watching

the subscribe podcast. As always, we have Donut Operator and Eli Bubblebath. Rich, give your pitch. Let's hear what you got going. Where can the people find you? You can find me on YouTube and Instagram for my content, which is Hysterical Military Videos. What's the name? You've got to say the name.

It's Angry Cops. I'm not done yet. Or you can talk to me on Reddit or Twitter, but they're all under the. It's Angry Cops. I'm not done yet. I was gonna say, or you can talk to me on Reddit or Twitter, but they're all under the pseudonym Angry Cops. Thank you for blowing up my spot. Fucking idiots. Jesus Christ. Well, sorry when you're doing a business pitch,

you don't leave it for the end. Like, hey, if you want to follow me, Angry Cops, that's on YouTube, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Instead, you're like, let me give you a five-minute diatribe so you get bored and then end it with AngryCops.com. Oh, coming from the guy who you a five-minute diet trap so you get bored and then end it with angry cops coming from the guy who likes my five-minute diet tribes okay well so am I good at them or my full of

shit there you go all over your pants I have a full crotch of water I'm about to turn invisible oh I didn't show my short shorts