Unsubscribe Podcast - 45 - Elden Ring Sauce

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Incoming FEVER DREAM. Chaos has returned in the form of three awful friends. HELLO!! We go over Elden Ring gameplay for so long, Artesian Builds drama, the boys and peacemaker are amazing, MERCH IS ACTUALLY COMING!!! GET READY!!! WE ALSO ARE GOING TO BE RELEASING SPECIAL VIDEO SOON OF US DOING THE HOT ONES CHALLEGE!!! Vodka is attacking our Liver. that is all. CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Donut Vlogerator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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When Batty's around, Cody doesn't say anything. I was just like, oh, it's so good. It's like, why does he hate Batty so much? It's just internal hate for fucking Batty. It's so bad, I just don't want to talk around him at all It's just internally hatred for baddie He's like this motherfucker is still back It wasn't the Vietnam flashbacks I was having

It's like thoughts of killing baddie This episode is called Baddie this episode's called we can't talk about self forever sleep oh we can't okay youtube does not like that just put a giant bleep on that exact moment and we're good there they like that about as much as that country that's being attacked and the gingivitis wait i thought i thought they'd encourage the country that's being attacked dude they're being weird with the algorithm really yeah brandon one please tell me uh about how the algorithm is messing yeah the brandon who's telling me about how the algorithm's messing with the stuff Unsubscribe Brandon said

That's his new first name Unsubscribe Brandon Brandon streams told me Since he's been putting the country that starts with U And ends in crane Into his Tags and stuff It's been like a little bit lower than his call it crane from mortal Ninja Turtles

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Crane's just like, oh, bitches. The turtles are having a blast. God, we're going to get... No, we won't. We're on episode... Oh, if we haven't yet. Demo said he's going to be on episode 50. Oh, Demo's coming.

What are we on right now? 45? 45? This? 45? 45? Put in whatever actual number we're on. Let it flash real quick. When demo was on the first time, that's our most watched podcast we had. It was like 250k.

450,000. Oh, it's got more now? It's 460 or something. People are still watching us. Yeah. He doesn't go on podcasts. No. And he never watching us. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't go on podcasts. No. And he never will again. After 50 with the game we've created for it. He'll never be back. Wait, is that the one where we're going to do the anime?

Oh, that's a great one. Or the Pokemon. Hmm. Oh, man. Both. Both. This is going to be a sex-fueled fever dream. I don't want to scare character No, but we just need him for that one

Podcast is like his like inner fucking devil on his shoulder is like no I can't do it, but I love it so much So much. Yeah, I'd fuck Pikachu We're the friends like, you know when you're you're were younger and your mom's always like, don't hang out with those kids? Were those kids for Matt? Basically. And his wife's like, don't hang out with him? Oh, for Matt. That's it.

Just for Matt. Not a hundred other people ever. Everyone who knows us. Yeah. No parent's going to walk in on a kid listening to the podcast and be like, mom, it's okay. They're really cool guys. Come. Grape and Pikachu. in on a kid listening to the podcast and be like mom it's okay i'm just they're really cool guys come grape and pikachu you're like no you're never allowed to listen to those guys they said it's okay if we come in a box and put it in a drawer it's cool it's called come box mom all the cool kids are doing it have you never heard of one it grows mold they showed me this thing

called 4chan a guy stuck his dick in a skull yeah have you ever heard of the two dick guy. It's crazy mom look here. Dude. That wasn't that was a fucking trip There's two of them now there's wait. There's two two double dick dude Yeah fucking dicks what's his name fucking yeah fucking Darth Maul it does he have like I Mean he doesn't have a lower half anymore. He's a robot, so he could have as many dicks as he wants. I'm calling Double Dick Darth Maul because he has a dual saber. Okay, so Sidious is the original Double Dick? No, he has a dual saber. I just imagine since his lightsaber is like this,

it's like there's a dick pointing forward and a dick pointing backwards. Or one hides. He's like... It comes out. It just goes out of his stomach. It's like... It's like, what is hidden this entire time? It's like, yes out. It just goes out of his stomach Dick appears well double D has like some double D. That's

We're meat Canyon right now Which one? He ruins everything. Perfect. It's Ed and Eddie. He's got two of them. Oh yeah. Guys, if you haven't seen Meat Canyons, Ed and Eddie's got two of them.

Go watch that. It's awful. I love it. Can we need him back on the goddamn show? We need him on the show, yeah. We've never had him on the show. Have you asked him?

I need to fucking text him right now. Right now. Like Meat Canyon? Alright. Listen here. Hunter, we're texting you right now on the show.

He doesn't watch this. I know he doesn't watch this meat Papa Papa beautiful boy beautiful boy Papa meat Love loved your elder scrolls your Elden Ring stop it cartoon hate it okay, I'm texting My slit needs lubricated. I need to rub my... Oh, it was his... It was his nib. Oh, I need to rub my nib to moisture it.

Yeah. Speaking of Elden Rings, you've been playing and Donut... Well, first off, Donut fucking texted me wrong. He was like, hey, bro, fucking played... Elder Scrolls for seven hours. I was like hey bro fucking played uh play elder scrolls for uh seven hours

was like that's cool man i was so confused i was like why is donatan i was like he i know he really likes elden so or whatever it's because i played skyrim i was like oh man for 12 years or anything huge skyrim eight versions of it already like chill What I was really playing was Elden Ring and I played it the I was just I got my controller working I was gonna get on for like an hour. Maybe if I enjoyed it, and I looked up and it was 5 a.m And I played it for seven hours doing so good exploration, yeah Batty okay, hold on okay wait wait first before you this up, before you fucking shit on this parade, Brandon, too,

what did you like? Like, it's the open world. Like, you get the lore, the world. Minus, I don't know a fucking single name in that game. Dung Eater. Dung Eater and Rainia. Pee-pee-doo-doo, man. Pee-pee-doo-doo.

For a long, spitting finger, ghosty, hot bitch. I don't know who she is, but I'd let her fuck. Oh, what if her and my champ had a had a baby dude she was written by George She had the perfect number of arms all four of them mmm They can oh god each other's hands and forearms or he could just grape her like he does Pikachu whatever I enjoy the characters in the game And yes the massive exploration like the fucking world is huge And there's these crazy monsters everywhere like that dude the design on the on the monsters is so cool

dude like the fucking like when they're pulling the crates or And I just like they put random bosses you run up to a guy you're like. I'm gonna fuck this You're like, oh, I'm going to fuck this. You're like, oh, no. Caleb the Forsaken has like a broach and you're like, oh, no, he's strong. And you're like, why do these come out of nowhere? But you want to explore the map like you actually can. That's the cool thing about it. You get your horse and nothing can hit you. You can just run around the entire world and check out everything.

When you start the game. There's no restricting areas. It's not like you can't go here because you're not that far in the story. That game don't give a fuck. It's like, yeah, if you, I mean, go for it, bro. Go for it. Do it. And the cool thing is you can just pick up badass items off the ground.

Yeah, donut, can't you? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got that sword. Sword of Nine Plains. How did you start Elden Rings? What did you do? I did a three-hour YouTube guide on getting one of the most powerful swords in the game. So I'm level five with this fucking monster of a sword just killing everyone.

It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I still, like, some bosses one-shot me. And then Caleb, he's level 150, and bosses still one-tap him. Is there a level cap? No, because you can go to New Game Plus, which you keep. Fuck New Game Plus and everything. What is New Game Plus? Start over.

It's the hard, no, it's the hard version. Yeah, you start over and everything's harder. It's New Game Plus. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well- marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door.

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It's like The Witcher has New Game Plus. But it's like a giant scale in hardness. On Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, that's always been the line it is. It's not like, this is a little tougher. It's like, you're going to get fucking graped now. I remember when Demon's Souls, the first time I was like,

oh, I'll do New Game Plus. Because you get to keep your level, if I remember right. So you go in the New Game I was like oh, I'll do a new game plus Cuz you get to keep your level if I remember right So you go in the new game you like I'm a fucking pet and you're like Like a normal enemy your guy meets fucking giant. He's go flying the best glitch in video game And you die immediately oh, but it's game so fucking good baddie. What's wrong with it? So piece of shit I'm gonna say a couple good things about other in because there are some very good things about that game First of all the explanation the world itself is fucking awesome. It's beautiful and I love it. I

Love the difficulty of the game. I love how the controls everything works I don't like the camera work a little bit the camera work bugs me sometimes when I'm trying to auto log versus not yeah it's just sometimes you lose you just lose who you're locked to and you're like i'm fucked because you have to like rotate your camera the joint whatever that's fine i can get over that my issue with elden rings and every from software game since they were made is i fucking hate the aesthetics of the game i hate that gothic horror vibe i hate it i absolutely fucking hate it i hate that every human is 14 feet tall long spindly necks dumb arms like i have i have an idea in my head of what a fantasy whatever rpg should be i in my head i have it and it's like dragon age skyrim uh any of the elder scrolls games um d dungeons like that's what i have in my head and

when i play these games i fucking hate how dark they are i i don't like it it's pretty dark some of the enemies are cool as fuck looking without a doubt like i fought a random troll dude the other day like just those big 14 foot like shadows of colossus style i beat it without getting hit it was the craziest fucking i was so hyped it was cool as fuck but the normal NPCs and characters I fucking hate and I can't get immersed in it and if I can't get immersed in a game I hate it the humans the normal stupid the normal humans like three normal humans I saw and I and everything else there is only like three there was like this one chick in a shack she's like oh everybody's dead I'm all alone then you leave her sacking so good in it I have no issue that that's. I just I cannot get immersed

in a game and I need to be able to get immersed in a game to play it for an ungodly amount of hours. What are they called? The Forsaken? A Forsaken? Tarnished? The Tarnished. How do I already know that you don't? I don't know any of the characters names in that game. I don't understand the lore. I need the lore.

To be completely honest. As I talked yesterday with when I was playing I was like I don't know a single fucking name in this game it's like the i don't i don't and when you get a quest in that game it is very hard it's like ever quest back in the day well they say that statement once and there's no quest log it's like go take it to edward the forsaken and he will give you something you better remember talk again and you're like hey what would you say he's like fuck off and you're like it's like three dots can is there a map or a real quick chat i need a clip because i'm only playing it live and that's all i do and i have them backseat they're like are you good with backseat gaming i'm like out of me bro i am backseat bend me over ride my

back yeah i am not complaining about any advice any of you get they're like just do this just do this i will say twitch community love you i you everyone you also fucking the worst direction givers i have ever fucking met in my life you guys are trash at it you've never been in the military because they're like there's a delay there's a delay and they're still I'm like wearing the map do I go? fucking Go south north my kid You're on a mountain now. I literally I put it in the middle I'm like do I go up down left or right and they're like right and they're still like left. I'm like Fuck you all where do I go and then I move it. I'm like okay. Am I close and like yeah, but no I'm like

Guys where the fuck where's this better? He's be better at the game. I try dude now. I just I googled a map I just googled them up like here. Okay. We're close. Oh me. Can you text back? We say sorry. I missed your text, but you good. Oh, he's so sweet. How you doing a beautiful? Cody says hi Cody says hi who doesn't flirt with Maddie Also, you says hi. Yeah, I've floated for both of you for flirting for me Like going to a fucking boss battle They warn you like I'm like walking up and then I'm like is there a boss here is there a boss like you should be good like And then I'm like is there a boss here is there a boss like you should be good

Here the music The music's very There's a lot of bass. That's never good. There's your two save points right here My chest shows real quick. that grace right now You're saying this is a clear Hallway though or they'll teleport me They don't warn me like I'm walking down To a bot have you hit the teleport boxes Yeah Oh there's treasure boxes that teleport you to

Places you cannot teleport out of And if you're Low level you get smacked They put you in a dungeon and you have to Leave you have to run and escape the dungeon Are you in a dungeon and you have to leave. You have to run and escape the dungeon. Dungeons were fun. Are you talking about the one at the Dragonfire Ruins?

One of them. That's one of them. Where you go down and there's all the rats and then you open it up and it's like, where the fuck am I at? Oh, yeah. They place you. And then when you die there, like Batty, you cannot teleport out of those dungeons. You have to escape and get on top of the world or get out of it in order to teleport yeah yeah they don't like my child was like oh we tried to warn you i was like how about when i'm fucking walking up to this fucking dungeon in general not even before i hit the

staircase you'd be like eli hey there's a teleport don't open the treasure chest we tried to warn you i was like literally when I'm like this And I'm looking at the treasure that's what I don't do that it was that scene from like Willy Wonka no please Fuck you all I'm so good down you're having fun. Oh, I'm having a lot of fun I'm still I played it last night on stream for a couple hours. I'm probably gonna play it again But like I did I probably did like two and a half three hours I think and you're doing a full caster class, right? Yeah, I don't know what the fine picked I every time I play video game. I played a wizard a major caster it's why I got the wizard tattoo for the like I love spell casting video games and

So I was like fuck it I'll just pick an acolyte which is great great. Apparently that I did that because they're OP as fuck. Granted, I don't know how to get spells or how to do anything. Told you. I also learned you can't survive on just magic. I tried that for far too long. You need to use a sword still. You might.

Maybe I do. Maybe I'm dumb. What's the guide on creating an OP mage? I don't want to watch a guide. It only takes you like an hour to get all the best spells and because it does recast So you're doing like damage like you've sent if I remember you send it back to You get some like tilted right now. Dude. There's like I was like the Magic missile magic missile magic. I'm out of spells chug a potion get smacked

Oh, I'm dying hitting my sword twice cuz I need stamina magic missile magic missile now. I'm out of spells. Chug a potion. Get smacked. Oh, I'm dying. Hitting my sword twice because I need stamina. Magic missile. Magic missile. Now I'm dead. There's like the flame one. He's like, stab yourself, which causes you to catch on fire with another magic. So you literally commit seppuku, which is the magic. Seppuku?

Sudoku. Yeah, sudoku. Yeah, you commit sudoku. You carve the numbers into your chest. And you just, you, because of that with the magic, it just makes you on fire. You just run and like graze the enemies with your body and it just murders. You turn into a stuntman. Yeah, there's a build where you just run around bosses and they die.

You don't even have to hit them. There's so many crazy, have you seen the chainsaw weapon? I saw Lupo using it earlier today. It's like it just spins. You! Yes! It just spins, you go like and you just walk around You just literally kickstart it off the ground It's like a spinning blade and you just stand next to people

as they run at you going It just chainsaws them. That's so cool. I saw that one build. People are finding the craziest fucking build. There's that one build where there's a certain shield where if you take magic damage it shoots like this really powerful laser beam out and so this guy got that and then yeah and then i gotta do can chill he got a spell that sets himself on fire and procs like this and so as long as he has the shield out and

he casts himself on fire the shield is like Just fucking mowing Down everyone you betty the Sky's the limit with bills people are like finding Out yesterday my got my chat was Like hey stack these two together With the gut sword because i'm Doing guts but obviously what's the What's the gut sword and build for everybody Who's it is the colossal weapon which is

Like fucking a slow Sween goddamn giant you're slow Shit with that right yeah oh yeah gigantic sword from the anime berserk yeah from berserk and it is because you can stunt bosses and everything i can stun lock like most mobs one hit they just fall over and they're like fuck they get back up and i hit him again like fuck i just hit him again like fuck yeah my I just hit him again. I'm like, fuck. I'm like, I'll just kill him really slowly. But fuck, what are the two things I just equipped? You get a, you scream.

It's a war cry. So it's an ashes of war. Oh, I have a couple of those. I don't know what the fuck they do. They stack with weapons and stuff and give you new magic spells and ability. Dude, the game is so crazy. So like you scream. I'm like, and then I have a charge up our attack a scream yeah

and then I charge up our attack and Guts my guy literally runs with the big sword like guts, and he just don't turn Turn turn turn turn and then he does a powerful hit and it does right now a thousand damage I can one shot a lot. Mm-hmm I don't know what damage you know those big dudes the big-ass boss is carrying the have you seen those big chain do the biggest Guys, I've seen are like some trolls that have swords that wander on near the starting area But they're like really like big ass mole. I can one-shot those guys now The guy that jumped off the mountain

Yeah, I saw you playing, and you're like, that guy's going to jump on me, isn't he? At the gate, at the front gate. Because I didn't see him. You're a horse. I'm like. I just walked in there, and that dude was like, right on my head.

I didn't see him standing up there. I ran straight past that dude as fast as I could. Yeah, the new build, that's what they were like. No, that's supposed to, you can apparently like one, two shot bosses with this build. I was like, I don't know, it's really slow, because because my guy's like and he's just like glowing red and he just swings one time i was like i don't know about this and then i started doing it everyone just dies i'm like one hit it's like like oh sweet i can just keep recharging this and swinging for

the fences really fucking cool build um okay this is what me and sav uh and everyone i wanted to surprise your uh keely and murphy babe celion celion murphy you know celion murphy um scarecrow batman um what uh what was the main show uh we were just talking about he's on yes god dang it the guy in peaky blinders peaky blinders main actor oh yes and then inception the strongest jawline you will ever see absolutely thank you and scarecrow batman he's like he does a lot of big yeah that dude he's five six huh i always thought that dude was like six trying to make you feel better for being sure no normalizing short people that's the one thing i was like holy shit this dude is what heather

did you hear that celian murphy we're not normalizing short people stop it there's busy's busy coloring hentai. Guy from Peaky Blinders. Inception. Hard Jawline Man. Batman. That dude's fucking fine. I thought that dude was like, she was like, oh, he's 6'2". And I was like, yeah, 100% 6'2". Because I forget why.

I think I was masturbating in Henry Cavill. They're the same reaction. Huh? You all suck. I was like, this blew my mind. And y'all are like, we're talking about fucking Elden Ring. I was like, yeah, there's other cool guy. That's short Whatever I'm fucking over with story time Yeah, but parents not cool enough. Sorry

Let's go back to gut sword Whatever body they love Celium Murphy, too. No, you only love him because he's short. He's a short king. I thought he was 6'2". That was heartbroken. It's truck month at GMC. Tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 Sierra 1500 Pro Graphite

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We're about to fucking equal opportunity to get us out of here for another Brandon. He does 2 and then Brandon. His last name's Herrera. It'll work. Yeah, we're related. We still have a minority. What's up, Brandon double bab? Speaking of, it's been like fucking 10 episodes since we had a black dude on so we gotta work on that

We had a black dude on ten episodes ago Chocolate I don't think chocolates been on it. Yeah. Yeah, he would literally you sat next to him his mic didn't work the entire time Oh, that was a long time. That was mini white claw go. That's how we measure, not moons. Mini white claw go. That was mini white claw go. Yeah. We need to diversify, guys, or YouTube's really going to start hitting us hard with the algorithm. We had one female on.

Yeah, one female. Well, you. Two. Two females on. At any given time, we've had two of the reverse a super cool guest coming soon white Yeah, but like Leon's is the white as they come. Oh, yeah We're talking about merch and Eli just showed all the merch to everyone. I was like I was so I was like no guys

We're gonna see you soon. It's coming so soon. This is like here it is. Here's everything. Fuck you. Yeah, it's called prepping for a Release Maddie Imagine baddie fucking releasing a movie guys. We just don't tell them until the day comes out look Everyone's like what the fuck is going on The regular logo shirt you don't spoil all the shit, though. That's why trailers are short and not the whole fucking movie. You know what's a bad trailer? When it spoils the plot.

Oh, I didn't realize our t-shirts had a plot. What's the release date on our shirts, Matty? Should be end of the month. Wow, that's a very exact date. Stay tuned, Batman 2, End of the month. Maybe. That's how they start. Some movies do that. They're like, Christmas 2023.

Yeah, like a year and a half out. All of the Lord of the Rings did that. Not two weeks out. Every Lord of the Rings said Christmas of 2009. I mean, Christmas is an exact date Not changed

Thank you They're not fucking two months before the release of the movie. They're like, still coming in spring, bros. You guys just made me still fucking short. Shut up. Fuck you. I'm so mad at you. You're dumb. I hate this podcast. That's not how this works. Every movie

starts with just a broad date, and then you know what they do? Two years out. We told them last year when we said we're making Fuck your merch Oh Yeah, baddie you fucking competition what what plate we have to do a two gifts and the thing it doesn't matter anymore We're good. I'm in it. I'm hit round three and G fuel so everybody we gotta do it again No, we don't I mean we do bring the Donald and do your fucking pitch Are we in the final round no?

That's we're in the round three round three is about content creation I have to make two gifts in a video under 15 seconds By the 15th do a 15 second picture right now Yeah, I mean I'm gonna fluck it and I'll post it on Twitter. I don't need you haven't shot it Yeah, you haven't shot it. It's the 13th. Yeah, we do it after this or tomorrow. This is Batty's movie. This is the guy who's so... It's two days out from film day. Or post day.

It's a 15th. It's a gif. Yeah, but if you want to be good. Yeah. You need our help. Yeah. Okay. Flood's editing and not shooting it.

I need your help, Donut. Who pitched the ideas? It's? Triangle I've ever been in Three solid ideas one good idea because you agreed with a second one of mine Which one the the never-ending loop that was my idea. I'd already said it when pull it up I said never-ending loop is a you should do that you said two weeks ago I knew you just was like all over my face you wanted a cocky Fuel because you feel asked me to do that. Yeah, that's a very baddie post. Yes I that's why I said that's the second one the other one is gonna be the gamer boy bathwater

Yes, that was a good idea. That was a really good idea Oh, yeah, you were like this and then I gave you the shot list of how to do it Yes, you did do that. Yeah, cuz that's a really good idea No, so I know they're not looking for pictures right now You said gifts and video but could we get like a picture of you on accounts wearing all white with a bunch of G Fuel behind just Photoshop giant. Yeah, that's easy I mean we turn into a gift just be like You know just to the light

No, you gotta be like yeah, you gotta be happy about it. So happy. Yeah, I mean our little skinny girl with the braces That's gonna be you can I Photoshop braces on Daddy to save 30% for the rest of the month. Wait, go. No, just cut me off. It's fine. Hi, my name is Batty and I'm a partner with G Fuel and they came to me looking for their next great G Fuel flavor. I really think Game Boy Bathwater is it for me.

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this could be me shaking oh you get shake wait if you win win though we don't know it's been they picked every creator they picked for the combination doesn't have their own custom flavor so that's why we got big surprise fucking blow them out of the goddamn water with yours They picked every creator they picked for the combination doesn't have a their own custom flavor, so that's why we got big Surprise fucking blow them out of the goddamn water with yours. Yeah, I did like three grand in four hours the other night I went hard on Twitch It doesn't matter about sales anymore, so it's all about videos and contrast me still fucking matters

They're just saying they're gonna you're right. You're're right It doesn't matter homeboy. Just sold this much. She's fucking with like any marketing team is gonna be like dude I've got it. I've got it. What do you got to sell shakers? I've had a seizure. I know how to shake Turn on my lights flashing is fucking just shit flying everywhere caps aren't even on dude we offended another group no that turns into an actual commercial grab a regular shitty shaker shake it the cap flies off just fucking shits everywhere do you like back to the future what about the main actor from back to the

future oh god he's the greatest shaker alive he makes his own jokes which is that's why I love Michael J. Fox. He does those jokes for himself. And I was like, he embraced it. You were telling me one not long ago. He said something funny as fuck.

God, what was that? Dude, he goes hard on himself. I'm like. I don't know. What's it called? What's the disease called? I can't remember. Parkinson's.

Parkinson's. Yeah. And he goes hard on himself for it. I'm like, oh, this is a fucking homie. You were telling me he said something recently that was so fucking hilarious. God, we got to fuck some good. Because he makes fun of himself all the time. Oh, my God.

Which reminds me. Oh, first up, because we fucked this up last time. It did good. Our little ad placement did good. We didn't mention where to go to get it. Hey, guys, you want to sponsor our podcast? We'll fuck up the ad read. We're sober.

We got our audio right. I watched it. I was like, dear God, how did anyone do it? They were like out of rags. And on the audio, we're not spelling it out. So they're just like out of regs, bald people. Because we're just putting angry cops out of regs. Angry cops head bomb.

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Head over to my Twitter or GFuel's Twitter. And then fucking reshare, like, all that shit. Kiss it. It'll be up the 15th, right? Yes. No, it'll be up before the 15th. It'll be up probably the 14th, to be honest. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow. I mean, yeah. Yeah, 14th. Have you filmed any of it? No, because it's 15 seconds. Thank you. What's that sound? That sound my cat makes at me when I'm pissing it off.

This is the sound two filmmakers make when you're like, it's 15 seconds. Well, I knew we were hanging out today. I knew we were going to film hot ones. Hot ones? Oh, I spoiled it. You didn't say anything about it. Oh, yeah. Outofregs.com. Out of regs.

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Say 20% we love them. It smells really good. It smells really good. And then also, since we both got an ad, we go to Donut Skate Shop. Donut Skate Shop? Skate of Rex. You want to fix this real quick? Skate of Rex.

What is this? Yeah. G-Rex. I'm not going to give you the link. Oh, man. Go to 50skateshop.com We just restocked a bunch of stuff We still don't have merch

We're working on that That's kind of It's been a hard mover At the moment So That's why we do this here Yeah You guys will see merch soon

We're going to burn our assholes up next Fuck We have so much You said merch We have merch coming out In like a week Oh yeah Oh is it Eli

Is it a week We get our shit this week we get our shit we get our shit this week do you have an exact time christmas of 2022 yeah thank you christmas is an exact date has it changed in years we just finalized yep and we got two more shirts working on yeah one oh one one of the shirts says come in big white letters you're gonna that's not one of the surprise. You're gonna buy that dude I hate that when I spoiled that everyone was like I'm buying the cum subscribe shirt It's a good to get sure every dude Chad looks like I'm buying the cum shirt

And I was like stop stop and then I started saying because you have to do this every oh, I did this on stream Okay, actually so when we realize hd bro yeah dude have you yes if we out of rex.com oh shit no the come subscribe shirt we are pushing the shit out of that and that has to be our number one seller and it has to be the number one seller across the board on bunker branding so they have to push it to their front page that's my new goal so it's just always number one seller come subscribe oh my god all these all these fucking parents and these little kids go to buy demos merch come subscribe there's just and doom fought bunker made made by matt carriker himself that's the only shirt we put his face on the logo on the back.

I fucking hate you guys so much. Off the ranch. On the come is more like it, Matt. Oh no, yeah, and we're just soon very excited a lot of cool shirts. I'm very I'm actually so good the Pokemon one I'm super proud of that one. It came out really nice out really nice I was very happy about the Pokemon the star yeah, Batch Hunter. That was one. I was a proud of I was like and chat Was like yeah, that's fucking dope. I was like good. It's just the universal designs. That's what I like It's actually come one. I know I was like I was going it's like how do we make gaming shirts? And you're like how do we make cum shirts? So as the cum guy on the podcast How do we make gaming shirts and you're like how do we make cum shirts? In our group chat I was like yes, thanks. I was gonna buy sure this is common giant white letters on it

Don't know was the voice of reasoning and the cum Guys this might be the one hot ones uh oh i was just gonna talk about spicy cum that's oh pokemon go uh maddie's here we're not used to hearing your voice yeah muck's name backwards is cum and he is a big purple cum that's what you go to i want to talk about pokemon yo you know muck his His name's Backwards Cum. Yeah, no one saw Muck Cum this whole time. That's what-

That transition was great. Hot ones. I bought- Why is it spicy? It's the newest season of- we're not sponsored by them by the way. This is just free promo, I guess. Like they fucking need it. They had like, Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay on there.

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Him, yeah. Bitch. The new season of Hot Ones, they sell the entire box set. So it's least hottest to hottest. And we're going to film us doing the challenge after this podcast. And we're going film us doing the challenge after this podcast and we're gonna do it exactly like they do on hot ones where they toss

the wings in it not just like a little poop but we're gonna dab we're gonna do the last stab we got it's gonna take you to just do a quick like a bump of the well no no my butthole is gonna hate my life Eli's gonna have to do this from my bathroom I have the most lactose I am fucking IBS lactose intolerant I can look at milk and just shit myself For four days I'm not looking forward to this

I'm just like dear god this is gonna just hurt The entire time I know Man I literally had a delicious We had like fucking I don't know, zuppa to scanna and pasta. What was that word you just said? It's Italian.

It's a cream-based Italian soup. Zuppa scaccata. I like you were like, zuppa staccato. That's not real. Zuppa staccato. That's a pistol. But it's cream-based. I cannot do cream-based stuff.

What is it, cream-based? Yeah. So, like, and I hate that I love dairy anyways, and I don't fucking, I roll that dice every time. I don't care. Everyone's like, well, you still eat dairy? Yeah. Have you tasted cheese?

Cheese is so good. It's fucking, have you had ice cream sandwiches? Pizza why would I ever give that up cuz I shit for four days straight fuck you shit for four days straight lose weight Live that fucking dream life What was okay? Yeah, but that wasn't a topic of choice We're like three solid topics got it my brain snapped together Block you're gonna pause that goddamn episode Don't cuz we're gonna watch the boys trailer

This is the boys season 3 trailer. I've read all the books. Oh, yeah, I know how peacemaker dies and everything Yeah, peacemaker. How we? Homelander that same shit god. I love this dude. Yeah This goes... Dude, it goes hard. Is there any more titty sucking? Watch. Patience is blaming, is this entertaining? Oh, patience is blaming, is this entertaining?

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I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you

I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you Holy shit. Holy shit. That looks fucking dope. They went hard on that trailer. I was like yo, there's just people exploding and it's not cutting away. It's like Just meat chunks. You know, it's really cool the boys like the coolest thing otherwise. It's on Amazon Which means you can do twitch watch parties. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah anything on Amazon You can do to watch as long as you do it the right way on yeah You gotta have twitch prime subs. Yeah, you have to basically turn on a watch party

So that only people who have prime can watch you otherwise if they try to join your channel, they'll see nothing except for My god shit on twitch That'd be cool. What if we all got on our individual streams and did a watch party where we watched all at the same time? With unsubscribe? Yeah. We need to start an unsub Twitch. I mean, no, we don't. We can just do it as individuals and fucking partner stream. I always forget the partnership.

Just jerk each other off that way. Everyone would be hyped for that. Always do like one live stream a week though or something. Rotate, yeah. I mean, we could do it. What if we did start an unsub Twitch stream? Hey guys, question for you. something rotate yeah i mean what if we did start an unsub twitch stream and hey guys we can get partnered in a week watching us live doing this shit people would love that i mean

just doing an unsub twitch yeah one in chat if we started one in chat two in chat if you want Two is bad, Brandon. It's just two starts. It's my home. God, I'm really, if we're live, I'm really going to have to watch it with the racial slurs. Fluck already. No flying for you. It's worth the money. Oh, God.

We found out how Cody flies. We can't share it on. Cody's a homelander. I know. You are a homelander. You Cody's Homelander You are Homelander I wish I had that I know Homelander is like Dude that actor is so good on Homelander It's terrifying

He makes you so uncomfortable The second he shows up I'm like that is a good actor When you like you feel uncomfortable Joffrey from Game of Thrones Where you just you hate a child like I this is only right to die Batman but that he was Batman in that and you're like holy shit You played in Batman you were the kid that was like no no believe me And then you're the kid everyone flock and hated and you get hate mail from it. You did an amazing job

He could be on the podcast it'd be a hundred percent joffrey whatever the fuck your name is yeah he quit acting because of that didn't he yeah because he just gave up he likes education too so yeah yeah homeboy made a fuck ton of money it's a tiny amount of money holy shit uh speaking of which one of our buddies um he's a uh he's a cat guy but his son got into acting and his son landed his first role for acting like his first big role he's done like apparently nothing and then like two tiny things and this is his first appearance in something and i was like oh that's the congrats man this is fucking dope your kid got an acting role was it fucking like what's he doing like he's fucking ryan reynolds new movie he's the kid that plays ryan reynolds oh shit yeah the one on netflix uh i was just told to watch this today yeah what the fuck is it called shit i'm hearing amazing things about it. Yeah. Oh, it's so good.

I haven't even heard of this. Dude, he nailed, and he is like, Sav can fucking attest. He has fucking Ryan Reynolds personality and the kid is 12. Yeah. The kid's 12 and he has, he is Ryan Reynolds as a child, like to a T as an actor. I'm like, like he's a smart ass. He fucking, I was like, dear dear god this kid's fucking insane he's 12 and he just signed like a fucking contract and shit I'm like could you imagine doing anything

important when you were 12 oh I could imagine the dickhead I'd be today if I had that power I would have ever thought you'd be a dickhead today yeah I'd be way worse though like imagine you but worse but i'm already so bad fuck but yeah fucking that's his that's his first fucking huge role and it's like yo you're you're alongside with ryan reynolds like are you lucky piece of shit which i would have him on the podcast maybe ryan vans any. What's up, bro? We can pencil you in. Crayon you in there. Crayon you in there. After Big H. Oh, imagine that.

It's like Big H and Ryan have the exact, they're like, we can both only meet on this date. And it's just, it's like, we're having both of you.

It would be us three sitting on the end of the table just jerking off while they talk. Like, that's it. I'm like, fuck, this sucks. Batty didn't get a hangout during this podcast.

Big H. And Ryan Reynolds. And Batty's just sitting there. He's like, I'm fucking. I'm cool with that. No, I'm game. I will sit over there and be happy. Why are the girls here today?

That's so good. Wait, let's see it. Hold on, show everyone. I like how you colored. Like, you really just shaded the side of the cock. So Heather's been over here this entire time coloring a hentai coloring book we got a blue-haired girl taking taking it in the booty from a Mexican why is he so tan white people skin you gotta break it up I guess I mean I like diversity yeah she's diversifying that anal over there that's a great cock I'm so proud of your cock skills I mean, I like diversity I just like how passive she is

She's like, yeah, I fucking That's a fucking huge cock in the butt Have you seen my Twitch channel? She's just like that Like that's her face Hey, what's up? It's me What was that girl's name? Someone name her Heather, what's her name?

We're gonna put this up on the screen for Fluck We'll just blur out everything We just blur it out Yeah, we could blur the bottom half Cause all the anal is in the bottom half All the anal Versus where else would it be? Exactly, that joke Yeah, well we could yeah, we could blur the bottom half because all the animals That joke Jesus Christ Maddie fucking fold it Betty there Jesus Christ

Beautiful what you did with the vagina. Where are you? Good work. Oh, look! And she has cat ears! Oh my god, I know it. Hey! Meow! Right meow! Like... What's up with the tit though? What's going on with that nip? What the fuck are these nips? What's that nip? That's the way they were placed. I just colored them in. You didn't... Wait, those are little fucking dime nipples?

Those are raisin. Those are tiny... I didn't draw the nipples. I just colored them It's the back of Heather that's not what nipples look like Which one nothing it's white Verify that Okay, folks you have to do some work today. Sorry, bro. Have you seen my time? I'm a cat. I have this sweet plant the background That's pretty cool. Hey, where's the moisture? Yeah? There's a white crayon for a reason this is going in raw I'm dry as fuck. Let's show the camera

at least so Fluck can at least see the face. Fluck, wait, I'm going to take a picture. Batty gots it. Yeah. Mexican. It's beautiful. Fluck, if you can just show the skin color of the Mexican thighs. You're very artistic.

These Mexican thighs in this photo It feels like me and Sav I was gonna send Fluck a text that says sorry That's all I was gonna say Sorry I just like that's an R. Who sent that to you? I don't remember.

It was in my P.O. box. Some of these are so aggressive. Yeah. Which one are you looking at over there? Oh, yeah. That's the one I said that was. Babe, look. I was like, that's a representation of our relationship.

He's looking at the eye of Sauron. I do that every week. I was like, that's a representation of our relationship. Why is it even censored? He's looking at the eye of Sauron. I do that every week. That is eye of Sauron. I look into that. I'm like, man, Lord of the Rings. The vagina is blurred out, but you can see full butthole? Yeah, that's what I do with hers.

I wear spectacles at the top of my eyes. She's doing a Japanese porn style. Yeah, it's my thing. It's my kink. Blurred? Yeah, blurred out genitalia is my thing. A sticker that's a blur? You just slap it on there? Fuck yeah, babe.

Lift up my glasses. I'm like, there we go. You grew up watching Japanese porn. Everything's blurred. It's like all you can get off of. I'm like, fuck yeah. All these pixels are really gimmicky. The bat is like, why am I here?

I'm like, I love hentai just as much as the next man, but he just ruined it. Why? Bro, top 10 Hentai. We're just going through top ten Hentai lists right now for the last 20 minutes. I hate everything. Oh, my God. So how about Elden Rings, guys? How much fun did you have playing Elden Rings?

We had another topic. Oh, fucking Artesian sucks. That was what we wrote down. Jesus. So for whoever doesn't know, Artesian PCs, Artesian builds, whatever the fuck they're called. Big shout out to EK Fluid Gaming because they're actually hardcore. They fucking rock. Big shout out to Zydex also.

Yeah. Zydex. Yeah. Yeah. We got fucking. We can pop up one. EKfluidgaming.com. That's probably not it out zydex also yeah yeah we got fucking we can pop up one ekfluidgaming.com it's probably not it zydexgamingsomething.com you guys the worst very good people so artesian builds uh they are a mid-tier i guess custom artesian pc builder out there and were were they were um they've always kind of been super

shitty with how they did their sponsorships their uh affiliate codes their ambassador i've been super against them actually i did a podcast a few months back where i shit all over them because i hate how they you did a podcast with it yeah i was on somebody else's podcast yeah about like streamer tips and like weird we're trying to replace you we didn't know about this have you heard about this it wasn't my it's not my i was on somebody invited me to talk about how to grow as a streamer and fuck off and i just shit all over them because i don't feel comfortable with how they run their sponsorship deals because they're super super predatory as in they're like hey man we'll give you two hundred dollars off if you buy this two

thousand dollar pcs and then you have to put our logo and our link and all this bullshit on your page and give us free ad revenue you told me this way before this whole yeah scan yeah well before i told you how shitty they were as a company and lo and behold artesian builds uh used to run a twitch channel on top of all their custom PC building where they would build your cool new brand new PC live on Twitch so you could watch how they build it. Well, Noah Katz, their CEO, would always sit in on these builds and he would just kind of be a cunt lord as he was sitting in the background talking. And recently they did a big giveaway on their channel where they were like, we're gonna give away a pc to one of our ambassadors somebody they've sponsored somebody they've partnered with they call them ambassadors and as they were doing this giveaway they rolled the giveaway the winner's name popped up and they're like and this dude straight up went i

don't even know you and then he read he just straight tore this content creator a smaller creator whatever her name is up just straight uh i content creator, a smaller creator. Whatever her name is. Up, just straight, I don't remember their names off the top of my head. There was three of them. Yeah. But the female is the one that like drew attention to everything on Twitter. Straight up tore her apart. Like, oh, you only average 20 viewers, whatever.

Oh, you only have this. With no click through impressions. Our floor is this. Yeah, yeah. So they had like giveaway rules. Any ambassador can win. And then after their winner was selected, they're like giveaway rules any ambassador can win and then after their winner was selected they're like you're not gonna help us so you can't win this pc we're gonna make

new rules for our giveaway live on air after the winner was selected rolled it again another smaller creator they're like nah rolled it again another small creator oh you're not quite there with our new requirements. Nah. And they just did this until they found somebody they wanted. Somebody who's made them money. And then they gave away a PC and it was fucking awful. And that caught, that caught on fire on Twitter.

It burned them to the ground. Literally burned them to the ground. They are now defunct completely. They had to fire everyone. Yeah. Did you see that on Twitter? They had to fire all of their employees. I mean, they can't do business anymore i actually have been helping a bunch of my viewers recently

who had bought pcs through them who are just in limbo because their money was taken they can't get their money back because they can no longer do business in the state of california where they're based so i've been having to like walk people through how to go to their credit card companies or debit card companies to do fucking uh chargebacks about getting their money back because this company can no longer refund them like Well, I mean like I told you guys the first convo clean set that up and I was like don't like the most Unprofessional first convo you guys the most happen unprofessional conversation I don't we didn't work with him like we had conversations back and forth, but it's the first convo This is what the beer like this is like Matt me and like brcc like getting a computer or something

going and or having a relationship established built and then going from there and it's like clean set up the call and i figured it was like oh i did research on them vice versa is gonna happen they might look up black rifle coffee yeah you guys have heard of black rifle fucking coffee maybe do a little research. Zero done. So it's like that first call. They're just like, yeah, like, okay. Like, well, what are your numbers?

Like, I mean, like, huh? Like, okay, that's random. Okay. Well, like, we'll, we'll give you like $200 off. And then if you sell 10 PCs and you can get one free and then we can work out a relationship from there. Um, because this is so there's the thing called roi and this is how it works it's like bitch i fucking i was like you

guys and i said i was straight set i was like you guys did no research looking into this before this conversation and like no i was like so you've never built an influencer guide you're just working with clean willers all these and you're just basing it off of that yeah i was like so you have no zero fucking research and you're just new into this like yeah so you you fucking marketing is just this you're just waiting yeah you're just fucking winging it and this is just conversation it's like hey twitch stats.com and i hope that's fucking accurate because i don't know what i'm doing as a marketing person yeah and that is their first response Is like well we'll help you guys out

Build your brand with this I'm like oh you cunts You cunts And Cleen thankfully is a fucking homie He was like he called him and I was like Okay well I appreciate it You have a good time Boom hung up Cleen I was like hey buddy

This is how that combo went and Cleen was like what the fuck he called him he was like you guys are fucking stupid as shit for did you do nothing like zero fucking research going into that conversation we didn't know like fucking duh clean's like i told you about these i like gave you a heads up and zero research was done and then they're like oh sorry we can hook you up with the free pc and at that point i was like man i don't fucking care anymore it's not like to own horn or anything it's about doing like if i'm don't at bat anyone all my friends like if i'm helping them with stuff or i'm reaching out to companies getting something built it's learning them understanding what their brand is what their worth, how we can help them and vice versa.

It's not going in. It's like I'm the fucking shit. You you you all are peasants to me. And that's I mean, as you've seen by how they treated their influencers, which is the biggest red flag. It's like, hey, you sell 10 PCs. You can be one of our influencers. You buy it. Well, and then you can have a discount code.

And I always I always say out the gate Fuck you if you if you don't Think we're worth money affiliate codes are Bullshit and they're they're unbelievably predatory And they're they're They're just set you're setting up creators to fail They're awful And you're just giving away

You need to learn your worth as a Streamer it's very hard to do as a youtuber As a content creator you need to know your worth as a streamer. It's very hard to do as a YouTuber, as a content creator. You need to know your worth and affiliate codes for the most part. Fuck that over. That's how they're getting a free check from you because you get to say, I'm related to this company X, Y, and Z. I have an affiliate code. I'm going to make X amount of money. Fuck off.

Like charge the money. You're getting them depending on your impressions, all that shit, your analytics, charge the money you're getting them depending on your impressions all that shit your analytics charge companies money like figure out your worth by the way this is the streamer sorry i just wanted to get the streamer's name that they absolutely annihilated on stream kia pia kia pia kind of creator yeah and that's the thing it's like a lot of content creators don't sell yourself short this will be a quick lesson in marketing don't sell yourself short. This will be a quick lesson in marketing. Don't sell yourself short. Don't jump on a quick buck.

You're going to fuck yourself if you do. Like, it is a hard lesson to learn, but you just got to be patient. Figure that shit out and be like, hey, I'm worth this much for a post. I'm worth this much for a stream. And hold to that. The second you downplay yourself, I'll just do it for a fucking content code. We could do that with fucking pew-pews or computers. Well, I'll just do it for a fucking content code we could do that with fucking pew pews or computers well i'll just do it for this because they're gonna give me 200 off you've now not only fucked yourself over you have been fucked over the entire community you're encouraging people to deal yeah i pull in 200 live viewers uh stream i'll do a free or i'll

do 200 off a computer i just fucked over everyone under me and around my level because i did that do not do that save your fucking money invest in yourself do something bigger and better we all like unsub all the money just goes straight back into unsub we don't touch it we're waiting white claw it goes into white lots of a lot of. We can't even write this off so we don't spend our- This is just our own money. But yeah, like don't sell yourself short. Learn your fucking worth. Yeah. Like everyone has different- like you just got to understand that. It's- it's weird at first, especially being a content creator.

Baddie's learning. I'm fucking learning. Cody's always learning. Like, we're still learning. It's like, hey, we can charge this much. It's terrifying at first because based off of numbers, you're like, what? Based off of when you're like 16, 20, when you're an adult and you're like, I kid, no one's going to pay me that. It's terrifying. And then they do. And you're like. Dude, we should do an entire podcast where we just talk about tips for like becoming a streamer

holy shit that's a really good idea that's three in chat remember one four oh my god what was one baddie one is to replace me 69 that's two i two talk about um two is replace you oh trust me i remember two i don't I don't remember one. What was the one? We were talking about Pokemon and shirts. Batty's not. I gotta do push-ups for Batty. Maybe you're doing 20 push-ups today, brother.

No, no, I did 20. Two of my friends are gone Just cut to bad He's like my friends will do pushups Looks over at me and Cody We just do one Hard eye contact It's like he'll be here for the next podcast It's in episodes we do a countdown for bad Howdy the next podcast it's an episode

we do a countdown for baddie howdy I love my friends so much we love fuck off Eli fucking peacemaker

also oh we're gonna do that we're gonna jump on the peacemaker train right now yeah you sure you wanna do that you ready for it yeah

you wanna do this what alright let's do the dance fucking just fuck dude yeah that's what i'm literally doing yeah take the hell out of place i love peace i don't care i fucking loved every second of it donut head i don't know. Maybe it's like John Cena playing John Cena in a costume. Maybe that's what it is. All I can think of is spoilers. There's going to be probably a spoiler or two here, like a minor one.

Like when he's jumping out of the apartment and just whiffs, just beefs it on every balcony all the way down till he smashes his face on the pavement it's so good he is welfare batman he is he's just like a shitty colorful kind of racist batman like he's welfare batman it's so good batman with no money he's a poor batman yeah it's like great value yeah everyday value batman yeah murders the fuck out of everyone so fucking like what were your

your hiccups on it no i just feel like they tried to the all female ghostbuster it at some parts no they absolutely did yeah disagree with that. They did. Yeah. And in the end though, it was a pretty fucking epic show.

Like the first two episodes start slowish, but like by episode, the last episode is fucking epic. You're like, it's snowballed. It's snowball. I'm going to say it's snowballed hard. The first episode I struggled to get through.

I was like, I don't get the hype. And then I was dancing like in my bedroom alone, trying to get to like through the episode five. I 5 was like I'm ready to get me the helmet Fucking Eagly is so gangster. Do I love Eagly might be a dude Eagly may be one of the best characters I think I'll get the fucking car. You got what do you do? I don't know crinkle bag of chips or something They're just Friendly I never said that

You said it like it was friendly to me Like those are such gold moments in the fucking show There was that one line that's like you named your eagle Eagly. What did you name your oh fuck Oh god I can't remember what he said was it a gerbil or something he's like gerbily Gerbily or something like that Yeah it was Oh my god and like Eagly he's like, Gerbily? Or something like that. Yeah, it was. Oh, my God.

And, like, Eagly, he's like, he's not going to fucking listen to you. And then the bird just flies off. It fucks it up even more. Yeah, in the last episode. You're like, I can't believe we wasted enough time to think this was going to work. Eagly, just take the fucking helmet, Eaglyly it's so good i i don't know man like i understand there's parts that just suck there's a little forced there's a lot of forced comedy in it without a doubt just like hey look at our scene enjoy look what we're doing but like the slapstick style of comedy in it the deadpan is oh my god

The banter is fucking the banter John Cena didn't he he like had lived a lot of that I guarantee it's like bro when you're gonna be if you're gonna be Sarcastic I need you give me a warning first So sarcasm works What's his name vengeance uh vendetta vigilant vigilante yes dude like vigilante is oh my he's just like a shitty dead pool dude he's a fucking idiot but he's awesome but the sniper scene oh god he's just dude just the carefreeness of it. I'm like, oh, it's so good. He's just like a stone cold killer. The nerdiest guy ever, too.

And you're just like pizza. I just love that character so much. I was like, man, they did this. And he's beat to fuck, too. I was like, oh, homeboy is like beat to fuck. And he's just like, well, let's go. I feel like you could have done a little bit more to save me bro thank you so much for just not giving in when they were cutting my

toe off like every little thing about it i'm just like man it's so fucking good And then the final I don't know man It's a good show There is the hiccups But overall I had a blast Especially the last episode I would re-watch Peacemaker That's where I'm at with it That's a show I'm like I want to watch this again

Fuck you guys I don't want to spoil it for everyone Dude just as hard as they go When he's like x-ray vision I'll do it in the very very end. Fuck you guys like You just as hard as they go when he's like x-ray vision how hard it goes Yeah, I thought we said we're doing a peaceful measure, huh I said I don't have a problem Killing women and children not having a hiccup killing women and children. I'm not having a hiccup killing these things Okay, it's nice to have like a fucking more dilemma. I don't have one right now The gun he's using the shotgun when he first uses x-ray vision is that the kill is that a kill tech or like that? Caltech pumpy. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, just a multi-parallel Yeah, the double. It's just blowing. They're just walking. Whoa, black boy! What did you do?

I thought you were having a fucking moral dilemma with humans. It's just violent as fuck on those. I was like, oh, it's so gangster. Oh, my God. What's fat nerdy dude's name? Diebeard? Diebeard. Fuck it.

Diebeard? Dude, Diebeard when he goes to jump the fence and i'm like i thought he was gonna have another hero moment and there's no hero moment he's like fuck what the fuck i was like god it's so fucking it's just a good show Have you ever watched it like We just spoiled a lot We just spoiled the entire everything People are gonna watch it now Yeah we didn't give anything away

Like story wise Nah we're fine Enjoy it At least it will look It's a fucking dope show Leaving this you're just gonna be like No idea what they're talking about Just never skip the intro

That's the only thing you need to know about Peacemaker That is the only intro on a TV show ever I will be like I'm gonna watch it And then I'm gonna start dancing in my fucking Did you watch the outros? No At the end of each episode after the credits It's the creepy dude always doing shit

Is it really yeah i because hbo max skips it the creepy creepy guy with the face that was supposed to help him and then the sheriff yes oh the captain of the sheriff's department he was have you ever watched hell on wheels uh-uh he was the bad guy in that yeah he's a guy that kills the Mormon and becomes the Mormon leader. He's a good bad guy. He's a fucking great bad guy. He was horrifying in Hell on Wheels. You guys need to go back and watch the fucking...

Because you remember... Spoilers. When he fucking off the police. After that, it goes to there when he's trying to react to he's like how do I cry cause you remember they run in he's crying

he's emotional it's him practicing for that he's like I don't fucking care you fucking I fucking killed you how am I supposed to do this okay murdered somebody it's not funny it's so dark bro it's so dark yeah oh

so each one is like the creepy dudes because you know each of us normally skips i always watch the intro but i've never i didn't know there was more at the end i'm fucking i guess i gotta watch it again yeah that is incredible i'm gonna watch hell on wheels okay oh fuck god i got you so many shows the wash Thank you for watching unsubscribe of course we have Eli double-tap donut operator myself baddie streams I hate that I called myself that will Brandon streams we love you you ruined it. That's all Do the thing we said in the beginning listen to our ad reads fuck off Wings now Do the thing we said in the beginning. Listen to our ad reads. Fuck off. Peace! Hot wings now.

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