Unsubscribe Podcast - 46 - Got Milk? ft. Meat Canyon

Episode Date: March 23, 2022

Got Milk? ft. Meat Canyon - Unsubscribe Ep46 PAPA MEAT IS HERE!!! I was going to write something about this episode being out of control and off the rails, but like...that's normal at this point. so ya. here is a normal episode. FOLLOW MEAT CANYON https://www.youtube.com/c/meatcanyon https://www.patreon.com/meatcanyon ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Donut Vlogerator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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He was like, where are the ices? Also, Batty, where's your hand soap for when you take a sh** or piss in the... Next to the sink. There's no soap in there. There's a hundred percent. Say hi to Eli. It's racially ambiguous. That guy's fucking ridiculous.

Don't know. That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching us. Grab podcast. nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching us grab podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on youtube uh castro spotify apple google amazon pod bean stitcher or that's all of them please leave a comment uh like it thumbs up it give it a rating of five stars whatever you do it helps the podcast out immensely and donut and eli will be

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It's Dave now. And Hunter, a.k.a. Papa Meat. Papa Meat Canyon. So many names. Just do that for an hour. People are like, oh, that's why he draws the way he does. He doesn't say a word.

Just reminding me of my son, right? No, long hair podcast. What's up, everyone? Hey, dude, we're so excited to have you. I apparently touched the gas. Thanks for having me. Boom. And it's Brandonon i hate it we had a one of the comments in the new brcc videos just it's like oh holy fuck i just listened to the the eli donut heather dave podcast they just call him dave

now i was like he's just been replaced his name. They call me Brandon, Batty, Kyle, that other guy, the guest. Like, fuck off. It's my house! Or is it? Not for long. Unsubscribe's house. It's our, we pay rent here. Oh, man.

Batty's like, okay, I'm not hating this life. Bro, how is it The drive down the beautiful cup The hair High It was good it was a fine drive down Did you have some good A lot of highways Listened to some kid rock on the way down

A man of culture That's exactly right What's your favorite kid rock song on the way down and fucking... A man of culture. A little ball with a ball in the back, diggy diggy diggy, so the boogie say, up choked the boogie? That's exactly right. Yeah. What's your favorite kid rocks song? That's the only one, right?

I like the one with, what is it, Sheryl Crow? Is that the one? I'm terrible. I put your picture away. I put your picture away. I'm gonna cry today. It's a sad song.

You both are singing it. Where they both kill themselves. They don't do it. The next ever who listened to it. They don't. It's almost the cheer song. Maybe I wanted them to. No, they're just like doing it.

That's a very intense way. That's not the early 2000s ways of music videos. Oh, you know what I'm thinking about? That was the late 90s way of music videos. Around the same time the song came out where it's like, he put the bottle to his head and pulled the same time the song came out where it's like he put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger.

What song is it? It was a country song. It came out the same time that one did. That's what I was thinking. I've never heard this country song. I've never heard that either. I don't do country.

He misses a girl that left him or something. Did you write this song? Yes. In my head all the way over here. You've never heard of this? Here,

I'll send it to you on my Spotify list. It's written by me. I do a reversion every year. No, no, Cody, we need to talk. Oh, my God. It's good to have you, buddy. We've been talking about you.

You came, hung out. We've had some good times. You came. You came. Cody, come. I came. Yeah, it's true. Come.

Thank you. I just wanted you to say come. You're just one of our Yeah, it's true come. Thank you. I just wanted you to say come here Just one of our favorite people's like ever you're the kindest soul a shout out to when you lost your wallet I was like I'm almost positive. I left in the truck and to be fair we did look in the truck But it was not fucking there. I don't know what happened my five-year-old nephew found it three months later Charlie yeah, Charlie just found it and like How much he's like I was driving and he's like what's this I'm like what the fuck and I look at it Jesus Christ, there's hunters wallet

Nikes yeah exactly john's out here buying robux on his god everyone john just goes through everyone's wallet for robux it's fiending oh no don't tell me about that my son spent thousands of dollars on robux for my valicor and without him knowing how do you punish that? Well, John's not with us anymore. Okay. He's a military academy. We found out 520-week abortions aren't a thing. I called him and asked. I brought him to the clinic. Do you have a problem with Roblox?

My dad sat me down when I was younger. I was playing Ratchet and Clank. And he was like you gotta stop can I say shit? he's like you gotta stop this f***ing stuff with Ratchet and Clank and I was like I really love this podcast so much

I was like no but it's about guns and I shoot people dad and he was like didn't I buy you Cabela's most dangerous hunt? why are you playing that? because it has guns so I didn't I buy you Cabela's Most Dangerous Hunt? Why are you playing that? It has guns. So I didn't know if there was a deep-seated hatred for, like,

Roblox is, like, a parent that doesn't understand the new generation of what might be considered some, I don't know. Yeah. Well, okay, so a reason that kids should stay away from Roblox, my sister is a child crimes investigator. She's arrested, like, hundreds and hundreds of pedophilesiles pedophiles like to use roblox to lure kids yeah you gotta say that pedophiles probably tap every industry though right oh yeah yeah but she said a lot of them though i just picture your dad walking and you're like playing warzone or call a dude he slaps you he's like what is this fucking girl shit i got you big game hunter the arcade version. Well, you got the pump shotgun

He was pissed because we ranche and clank it's like a fucking like dog Wherever the fuck he's supposed to be like a fox thing I think and in the ps1 or ps2 game you got they came with a poster and I like put it over I had like I had a mark McGuire got milk poster on my door In the PS1 or PS2 game you got, it came with a poster and I put it over. I had a Mark McGuire got milk poster on my door. Jesus Christ. I covered it with that. And I was like, I just think he's cooler. He's cooler than Mark McGuire.

My son's gay. But it's like him. And I was like, it's like less gay for me to have this fucking rash. I'm like looking at Mark Yeah Pre-steroids Mark McGuire Was doing how old are you? Oh I just picture your dad looking at both posters in your head. It's like that. It's Mark McGuire just flexing milk mushrooms.

He's like, that's what a man is, son. And you're like. My mom's sitting there crisscross applesauce on the ground. Painting Jupiter shit on my wall. Cooking dinner. I'm like, I'm in space, mom. I'm in space. I know where your art comes from now.

Your childhood. Drama. Drama. The more you know. I know where your art comes from now Your childhood Trauma You proud of him? Dad As he drinks Oh we're going to the childhood trauma Okay Do you want me to get the stronger bottle? This is that episode

Where we're just deep diving I had a list of shit typed out today i was like no let's wing it today is just gonna be a winging it per usual we used to do scripts and stuff for our podcast for like the first like 10 episodes we'd all show up with like notepads cody'd have his ipad out just writing notes i'd have my phone with like a notepad going we like we can talk about this this and this i'm like whoa you know i had this really great let's talk about that one though and we'd get through like a topic, and it was just 90% us rambling about Pokemon and cum. So it's like, we don't really do that anymore.

We just kind of drink and... I think, like, whenever you first start doing a podcast, though, I think people are like, oh, it's, like, I think the naive going thinking that it's just, like, chatting with friends, but it's, like, a very, like, odd social dynamic to continuously talk about, like, meaningless shit over and over again in like a fun

way you know unless you're like joe rogan or somebody who has like interesting guests that come in that's why you're here now and baddie okay okay even i'm uncomfortable with it i love this man's house i can't compliment him i'm like walking around like damn this is what poverty feels like. Oh, you're trying to. OK, cool. You just rent it. This is great.

This is reminds me of my childhood. Mark McGuire had been right there. Ratchet and Clank, right? I know the thumbnail of this video is going to have Mark McGuire just relaxing shirtless. I wish I had that close to me. We'll find it for you. I wish I had them in. I wish it would, yeah.

That'd be great. That's got to be like a collector's item. It's worth millions and you don't know. I wouldn't say millions, but I would think at least a strong like 750. Like a pristine, like this is like a first edition, like first run print. Imagine if we signed it too. Yeah, that's true. Wait, is Markvin wire still alive

oh yeah i think so well he's not fucking ancient i know he's not that old i just assumed like roids or drugs i don't know most sports but like him i could walk up to him and not know what he looked like i'd be like hi i can picture him from like back in his prime because i used to watch baseball when i was a kid i don't know his hair color brown. He's a ginger Fucking sonar um MLB players whenever they roid up They still look kind of normal because you can be so out of shape and still play major league base Yes, absolutely So they just look like kind of buff, like big, like prison bod kind of guys. But they're not like rich piano where it's like so noticeable where you're like, holy fuck, I'm going to remember that monster for the rest of my life.

That's like that one. What's his name? Who's the fighter? Yo, yo. Fuck. He's from South America. Yoel. Yoel, the fucking black dude that is literally a built.

I know who you're talking about. Yoel Ramirez. He does all the Instagram posts where he's doing yoga and weird poses. Like one-handed. Yeah, dude is built. He gets tested every time for steroids for the UFC. Because they're like, homeboy, you're on steroids. He's like, I'm not.

I'm just built this way. Literally, if you go to my hometown. He's a freak in nature. No, his hometown, apparently like everyone's built that way The woods are in the water And he's always clean Homeboy just like walks around with an 18 pack And he is absolutely

Fucking shredded He's 230 pounds just pure muscle Yeah the man's flexible as hell Yeah I put your dick away You are so excited talking about this man Muscles, that's all I want right now Muscles So you, uh, fuckin

Okay, you got Eli's mug by the way I know To be fair, that's my mug! It's my home! It's our home, okay This is called unsubscribe Your brain is rolling over in his grave right now We just gotta take our baddies lease Without him knowing

Take it out from under You don't live here It's Brandon's house He's like why would you do this to me We warned you baddie The worst friends ever. Dave. I don't even have the rights to my name anymore because Unsubscribe owns Batty now.

We fucking copyright you. We just start fucking... I don't like how you're laughing right now. That's not the funny Eli laugh. That's the... I'm going to actually have legal trouble Eli laugh. They used Unsubscribe money to cancel me. It was terrible.

Fuck you, Patty. Okay. Okay. These are the questions. We were sitting at lunch today. Breakfast, lunch, brunch, brunch, breakfast, drinking. Oh my God. I will say before I go into that story, the server before you guys showed up, I was like

mimosa with a shot of vodka. And she's like, would you like to girl? Yeah. Tattoo girl. And she was like, do you want a she asked for a glass of water as decoration. She's like, would you like water as decoration? I was like, well, that's one way to call me out for being an alcoholic. Thank you so much.

Yes. Put that on the table, please. It's like I don't know. I hate hate this it's before 12 and i'm drinking but um we gotta do more podcasts we get eli drinking before noon a bunch make us feel better one of us i have to fucking gym after this i'm gonna hate life nice but um we were talking and we had like the the hardest part we were discussing this for podcast is when you get like buddy we don't see much and he comes in and then it's just awkward silence because you're like we'll wait an hour to talk about that um how's the weather and how was the drive here right what can we discuss but flat did you do flash animation back in the day new

grounds era this was actually dropped off to so much new grounds porn oh yeah i hear that a lot Gus, but did you do Flash animation back in the day, Newgrounds era? This was actually probably. I jerked off to so much Newgrounds porn. Oh, yeah. I hear that a lot. The anime games that were on there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Take your clothes off. You get the answer right. I didn't have internet until I was like 19 in college, so I missed that whole wave. So you were just stuck with Mark McGuire. And Ratchet and Clank. And Ratchet and Clank. Yeah. And Ratchet.

And Ratchet and Clank. And youratchet. And Ratchet and Clank. And your mom. Exactly. Criss-cross apples. NFL Street. I need to know your childhood. Hold on. How did you not have internet for 19 years when you're...

Yeah, I did. Small cattle farm in town, so it wasn't super prominent. I had a buddy that had it, but then my mom and dad got divorced, and lived like out in like the boondocks right sticks yeah exactly and uh just didn't have it so yeah i just didn't know i mean like i would go and you'd go to your friend's house and see shit but like it was like nowhere near like being able to just sit there and mindlessly jerk off it's weird is that why you can draw so good he just he's like i need titties he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna refine my craft i wish i was no a lot of those porn artists man they're they're fucking amazing no i just absolutely

they're really good i i can't draw as good as them but i've tried yeah i mean maybe yeah no i yeah i don't know i've never also been interested in drawing like uh porn i guess just titties anime hentai pussy i think pussies are funny looking okay wait hold on we gotta stop and now we go deep dive into this conversation why are pussies funny. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz, make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals.

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. Then MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Your name means pussy. I didn't mean that. How did you not mean that? It was a computer generated name. You're like, they're Meat Canyon.

You just got Meat Canyon. On the same level There's like well that one gets I'm stuck with meat Canyon Wow, I was like up me Canada heard of that and my girlfriend now wife was like that's a really bad name I was like I'm just gonna stick with it like who the fuck even Especially whenever you're like just starting out nobody expects to get big or nothing like that so i was like fuck it i'm just gonna leave it that's just what it was now your papa meat meat canyon i don't know where that papa meat thing came from the internet's weird and calls everybody dad or mom oh yeah i'm daddy i think especially if you're like kind of older or something he's called us old don't do that on the internet we're old ancient old old men that's fucking ancient yeah i'm an

ancient if i if i had my youtube career now and i was like 17 i'd fucking man i'd be a little little uh sex symbol dude all those minecraft kids wearing designer clothes and shit like that i'd be one of them kids that was was your goal in life? Yeah, I'd be cultured. I just hope you're like, I was too late to the game. I missed my calling. I do. I feel like the fat kid waiting for his dad to pick him up for the baseball game.

It was just bad timing. Didn't make it. Didn't get drafted. Mark McGuire! There's no draft even it was like your names on the list you just didn't show up the milk already on your mustache you're just waiting you're drinking whole milk the whole day you're just waiting you have your cut off shirt on flex and they just everyone's driving by can we do got milk posteroster like for the podcast sometimes Shitty shirts like cutoffs and

They don't do anymore they don't do fucking yeah, no they just look like jizz on your face It's like just way too creamy man. Like why is that? I did not age well. No, that's why that's not a thing It got milk It's just white shit on your face. It's like and they used to be like the little kids and stuff He's like oh, this is not going a proper direction Iconic great posters staring at you in your sleep Loved it this big mark just always fucking him and his card everybody was on the same playing field when they were drinking milk you got mark you got astronauts you got all sorts

of people macaulay culkin now when you think about it it ruins all those posters real fast you take one step back you just put the the corn hub logo in the bottom right and you're like oh no This doesn't look good anymore I remember around like the starting age of memes back in the day someone took the got milk and actually did got come That's like late 90s early 2000s perfect level of creativity. Got cum. Got em! Cuz it looks like cum. Upload this to Kazaa real quick. People will download it. It'll take four hours. God, this is before your time. You don't even know Kazaa, do you?

The big ones I remember back in the day before YouTube was Funny Junk and then Albino Black Sheep. Albino Black Sheep, fuck. Holy shit. And E-Bombs World. I haven't heard those. Oh, I forgot. I played Line Rider on Albino Black Sheep. Funny joke. I remember it was like Ends of Z World was a big one. And then like Tourette's Guy and stuff.

Those were the two. Tourette's Guy. He died. Did he? No, he didn't. What? No, he didn't. Do you have privilege?

Did you read an article? What was that? Man, he came out hard. He's like, no, fuck you. I don't believe it. He's killing this man. He was on his main channel. His son came out and was like, my dad died. I want you to look it up right now.

Oh, this is good! Because I 100% believe that people thought that he was dead. Maybe he's not dead. And it was a troll. I don't know, you seem pretty compassionate about this. I do. You follow, you take off your hoodie, has Tourette's guy shirt on. He's like like I'm in the fucking lore of Tourette's guy. This is what I live for that mark McGuire Those are my two fucking heroes

Don't is awkward Okay, we're gonna Google Tourette's guy right now. I don't know who Tourette's guy is what? How about he does a classic meme back in the day That was like early 2000s Do you know heatheridthroat.com? Nope Damn it Again this is early 2000s This is old guy porn

This is literally like old guy porn We're young bucks here, stallions I mean you don't know Tourette's guy Shut the fuck up How old are you Eli? 37 I'm 34 I mean, you don't know Tourette's guy. Shut the fuck up. How old are you, Eli? 37. Are you really?

Okay. I'm the old one. I'm 34. Okay. Batty's your age almost. I'm 32. That's a very prestigious man you're looking at. I know, right? And you know why?

Because it's a continuing story. AK's not dead in September 2007 an admin on the Tourette's guy website announced that Danny had passed away on August 4th it was reported that Danny was in a severe car accident and while Danny survived and got out of the hospital he died a month later due to complications from the accident

troll post it's not real I legitimately believe that I'm not even joking hold on hold on you may be right here's a red post i've seen videos of him where he's older and stuff like that apparently tereska death was a hoax here's a video he uploaded on december 25th 2017 tereska lives on my friends yeah we need to get tereska on the podcast you don't even know who he is Stop playing cool Because I remember When YouTube was picking up

People were uploading his videos I think And it was gaining traction without him Because before then I remember On Funny Junk I saw a video But they were like oh there's Tourettesguy.com And you would go there and watch the new videos So I think after a while he was just like fuck this

I'm out He's got white hair and yeah colgate toothpaste what did you do he had that one my taste looked like it's called dirt tits or whatever he had so many good things mickey mouse yeah bobet. When he's mowing the yard. I do feel like I'm at my middle school lunch table. It's people awkwardly saying lines from things they like, but kind of wrong. Yeah, super wrong at this point. It's been fucking 30 years. I hate being the aficionado of the Trescals.

But it says, oh, dad, that's a Mickey Mouse t-shirt. And he says, that's not Mickey Mouse, that's tit dirt. So then I have to be the pretentious dickhead who's like, guys, I'm like, guys, please. If we're going to talk

about it, then let's talk about it. Yeah, yeah. They're inviting Hunter back again, by the way. Colgate Tuesday! I'm not on a lot of podcasts oh my god i forgot oh i just like you know it's so good yeah that was that was a big part of my childhood i didn't have that was the thing too was like whenever you saw something on the internet back then especially if you're like friends are it, it was so much more impactful too. I think young viewers of YouTube and TikToks and stuff now probably feel where it's so impactful on your young life.

You know what I mean? But it feels weird because back then there were so few. You really had to dig for shit to do things. There's a bunch of trash. I remember Monkey vs. robot was one of my Do that is fucking like I'll have to show after that is fucking late guys on there that that honestly still Really sits today, too It's like if what people that just like they hear a thing and that that is now part of their like life like you guys

Remember your Tourette's guy fucking saying I don't thing and that that is now part of their like life like you guys remember your Tourette's guy fucking saying I don't know who the fuck that is though but for you that had an impact on you you see that in a twitch chat because or like I joke about how much I like white claw we would we did a BRCC opening one day and I went to this way and I had like eight people show up with cases of white claw just like bro you like white claw and it's just like then they say the things like that I've joked about on the podcast or some of the sayings and shit like that and it's like it's the same thing like you you you've made an impact on somebody you've made an impression that that that person has connected with on such a level it's crazy to be on the opposite side of it

well that's the inherent that's like the interesting thing that i think is like super interesting about today is because I think back then it was less about no one gave a fuck who the real Tourette's guy was. It was just like the character and like that video. Now it's all personality based and a lot of the jokes and content itself is like easily forgettable and you can think

like TikTok and that kind of shit for that. Just constantly scrolling scrolling scrolling. I do think there's like an inherent difference between like the cesspool that's youtube versus the cesspool that's tiktok because i think youtube you have to consciously click on a video and be like oh okay well what's this versus tiktok it's a never-ending stream of just like consume forget consume forget consume forget and i think that's like uh why uh personality-based stuff sticks with people so much because people get invested into people not so much like –

I mean like content obviously, but like people are like, oh, I like this person. It's like friend simulator. The entire internet is friend simulator now. It feels like – I never looked at it like that because you look at – there is not much character-based programs anymore. You had like AVGN and these people back in the day that crushed at that, but it got phased out.

Like AVGN now has one episode, but his main stuff is now just like James Rolfe or whoever it is. Yeah, I mean, that was definitely the beginning of like people were like, oh, fuck, I like this character. I want this character to talk about this or that. Which is why I think Twitch is so interesting and cool because it's like so catered. The internet has been like divided into like all these different subcategories where it's like not so much like there was a conversation i think at one point where people like oh is that too niche and that conversation is gone gone because now it's just like people are like they know what i want people like if you're in that niche people want you to thrive in that niche and then like you can branch out of

that but it's i think that's where people like get their initial fan bases or people find like people that they enjoy to watch or yeah do a thing as well as like a form of like a escape or something like that have you seen my hydraulic press and watch it crush stuff 80 million subs later you're like oh this is a thing okay that's great and you're like that's fucking so weird how the internet works it do it but it's crazy you just get to see that catering to some audience there, man I still know how dude dude perfect still gets crazy in views hmm. Do they still fucking crush it? They had during Texas did you have you ever tried to collaborate with them done? No we haven't never talked to demo Them demo has done something with him demolition ranch. Yeah, I'm positive what somebody in our group did something with them

I remember seeing a post share or something. If there was anyone that was demo. I thought they would be probably, because I think they're kind of like up your guys' alley a bit.

Maybe, I think. Oh, yeah. In terms of like murder? Gun and murder. Butt stuff? Butt stuff.

Mark McGuire? Yeah, Mark McGuire. Fucking love that name. Mark! I think they're in the Dallas area maybe or something. I can't remember, but they have a huge like huge warehouse thing like oh i guarantee that thing's

fucking yeah massive just a bunch of good christian boys they are there yeah they're all like well i tried i tried getting a uh i tried to go into a live show and i uh i was like oh i'm gonna make this a video because i was like it'd be really funny to go to the dude perfect live show and just get like totally i got fucked like really fucked up and i was like oh i'll go in there and then i like had like four or five frisbees with me and i was just gonna try to do like trick shot stuff like nerf i think i had like three nerf basketballs and like four frisbees like really nothing like just stupid i mean i was drunk you know just grabbing shit like your wife's trying to be your $75 ticket i think i'm on you're on my corridor there you go sorry i picture your wife trying to be your voice of reasoning as you're like packing nerf shit

she's like babe you're drunk you're drunk babe well it's a very crystal clear plan when you're sober like a little meme here a little meme there but then you like just absolutely fucked and then you're just like throwing frisbees at like the wall of like the stadium and they're still at stadiums that's like the crazy thing you're like like a like a vent set on a state event centers or whatever i call the cm kind of shit it's crazy metallica plays it's like metallica on tuesday uh dude perfect on thursday you're like that's crazy and they sell out it's like game grumps does that fucking they do those game grumps lives or whatever where they do the drawing and stuff like that and they sell those out i still can't believe ego raptor is part of of Game Grumps. Like, it just doesn't, in my head, I can't.

Savannah did. She was like, babe, have you ever watched, she's been watching Game Grumps with me. And then she was like, have you ever seen these videos called Metal Gear Awesome? And she was like showing me Egoraptor stuff. I was like, baby, do you not know who this is? Egoraptor. I was like, listen to the voice. I don't know who that is. He's a game grumps, dude You probably see one of us. Oh, you've absolutely

Even like that was like it's OG when new ground people were coming to YouTube. Yeah, like the first two things I ever saw was like The the Pokemon video he did it's like Pikachu versus Bulbasaur or whatever and then He's like oh fuck that Roll around the ground Blast or something Exactly you're talking about yeah, I got gears of awesome burned in my head forever I'm doing their Coltrane choo-choo as they're fucking flying I'm never gonna forget that shit yeah huge huge impactful pieces of like internet history i think people will they'll

go down for a long time i think all those new grounds guys will oh yeah they're incredible oh those are the ogs what got like uh since you didn't do new grounds that was past your time like actually i want to ask them what do you think was an impactful cartoon in his childhood that defined his character art and who he is as an artist? Those are so many words. Well, now I got Mark McGuire in my head, but. Correct. So baseball, got it? No, you won.

You just started staring at it. I just picture you looking around. You look up. He's like, aw. Yeah, Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, and fucking like Jason Giambi. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're just going to leave out Barry Bonds? Yeah.

Don't do Barry like that. Fuck Barry. Fuck Barry, dude. Are you a sports guy? I'm about to play McGuire. You're just playing a little bit. Don't play this game with me. I'll go OG.

I'll throw down. I'll look around like Donut does most of the podcast. You're a sports guy Look around like donut does most of the podcast Four years of baseball that I will just from like 98 to like 2002. That's all I got right there Yeah, that's only one I got you did good.. King Griffith Jr.? Yeah, I know him. Good game. King Griffith Jr. Slugfest. Have it on Nintendo 64. Good game! Yep, I like playing as Mo Vaughn in the Hime Angels. I love that you know a fucking character in a King Griffith game.

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over-deliver. He's the one calling names out for his game. It was a good game! It was a good game. I loved it. Remember planning to get your friends on out of the picture the batter and it was just like Anger Those are the two blitz. Yeah, do blitz. Oh my god. Nothing but Hail Mary's that's it What else are you gonna do? I mean, what the fuck am I knew the WWE of fucking football games just Revenge on 64 or that WWF. Oh, yeah, WWE Cartridge yeah, I have one of them. I don't know which one I have I have one of the the wrestling ones in the black card. I think I think that's apparently all of like the

PS3 like there's like one ps3 wrestling game that's like kind of valuable now like i think it like it always sells for like over like 70 bucks or something like that some of those old games so i wrestling games are weird yeah they just have they hold value really well apparently i collect i've have like xeno gear still in the rapper final fantasy 7 still in rapper metal gear for Metal Gear World of Warcraft collector's edition That's my most yeah, it's like 20 grand right now. It's just sealed why? Because it's worth 20 grand now But I've always collected these old games. I started this in like early

2000s. His safest suppressor is fucking Russian ammo and then old games. Yeah. That's it. I just like fucking old games. I love fucking old games. I love old games. You love fucking. Yeah. Old games. What cartoon? What his art style?

Because I have my guess. Courage the Cowardly Dog. That's a good one. See, that's a good one. I would go Ren and Stimpy. A little bit. Courage was definitely way more like old Cartoon Network. Old Hanna-Barbera shit, right? Hanna-Barbera? Am I an 85-year-old man?

And that's it. That's shit on Batty. That's not Hanna-Barbera. That's shit on Batty. Shit on Dave. Shit on Dave. That's like a Flint barbara Shit on baddie, shit on dave The flintstones shit, the jetsons Hey didn't you wake up in the morning and meet and fucking watch the jetsons?

What about the flintstones? Did that inspire you as an artist? Fucking dave over here Don't That's why you're a guest No, group adventures with billy and mandy That was a good one. That kind of stuff. I remember I made my Curse tune, like, God, almost three years ago at this point, and I messaged, like, John Dillsworth, who's the guy. Ready to fuck?

You ready to fuck, boys? Okay. Powerpuff Girls, I Am Weasel, Cow and Chicken. That was Johnny Bravo. Cave Kids, The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest. Dexter's Laboratory. Like, dumb and dumb. Fuck off, okay?

See? No. I'm Captain Planet. Where's your show at? I'm in my show. Dave. Dave, stop. You can make fun of him. We always do it. He's right when he's right.

He's right there. You're right there. You can tell me carrot chicken. I just remember Hanna-Barbera was definitely a thing where it was like, oh, the classic tunes are on. That was like the Hanna-Barbera hour. I just remember the real, the Cartoon Network version of that for like Cow and Chicken and I Weasel specifically. Cow and Chicken, I just liked the devil bouncing on his ass.

Oh my God, I forgot about that. His big fucking cheeks on everything had fat asses on Cow and Chicken. That was a weird. That's a no-go anymore. And then he was huge too. I think like it became more like Spawn became really big. I really liked Todd McFarlane.

He used to do the whole panels of folds of skin and gums and all that kind of stuff. Violator, how he drew Violator. And the clown. Even the clown itself. It was just that grotesque artwork. Then I got more into underground stuff.

Still kind of like pop culture comic stuff like R. Crumb was like a big stuff. If you guys ever heard of him, he did like Fritz the Cat. Oh, yeah. Or stuff. But he also had like he was just a big underground comics guy, too. But then it was just like more underground shit that like led into like love for adult swim stuff, which was like inevitably led into like aquatine and like metal eclipse and that kind of stuff so good that became that kind of

stuff and then after that in college it was like oh i want to work in a studio system but then with like my introduction to the internet i became very fascinated with like all of like you know fucking oni uh fucking ego raptor spaz kill like all those classic guys And stuff and then it sucked to inevitably which I was actually huge fan of flash gets now and we're buddies and like we work Together and shit, and they're they're great, too But it became like everyone's like oh YouTube's dead for that stuff You know YouTube's dead for animation, and I was like ah well You know fuck YouTube blah blah and then whenever I started doing I I'm just going to, I guess this has turned into like

a weird history thing. No, this is a fucking. This is. And people are going to be happy. It's boring. No, this is what people love. Just say come and come. Perfect.

There we go. But the, uh, I was just gaining traction, like gaining traction in the sense of like you have, I had like 200 followers and I got up to like 5 000 i was like oh this is cool i'm seeing growth my instagram and instagram was like 60 second max video square format and i was like okay well i'm just gonna make 60 second bullshit like really minimal stuff yada yada yada um and then i did some tunes and i was like oh fuck it i'll you know what i'll just upload i'll upload them to youtube because who cares like everybody says it's dead anyways and then one of them was that pinocchio video and then like three weeks after that pinocchio video hit it was like woke up one day and it was like i think i had like 30 000 subs or something like

that and the video was like just like skyrocketing but then i coincidentally enough through like professional work well professional work that i've done i worked on this really uh this show called for facebook watch and then one of them was like a story time animator and they were like oh i wish i would have whenever my video popped i wish i would have like capitalized on the algorithmic push but i waited too long and i like missed my wave or something so i kept that in mind so as soon as that pinocchio thing i saw it was like hitting I was just like fuck it I'm gonna try to like make a tune every two or three weeks and that's what I've been doing for like the past couple years Pinocchio is at 28 million now by the way that's right because that was the first the first time I was ever introduced to you is that the algorithm actually pushed that onto the front page for me

super uh yeah I hit like reddit and all that kind of stuff it's like so it's so i love going back and looking at like i feel like everybody takes in terms of uh or i like more so like not only like quality but just like a bunch of like little things like evolution of how you started it versus where you're at yeah i think that people lose sight a lot of time i get very depressed about like fucking youtube shit and like analytical and all that kind of stuff imposter syndrome and everything it's cool to look back at those tunes when it was like kind of just me working on them and being like god these look terrible but they still people are interested in them now and like the amount of like effort we put into

them now it's like it's like a nice uh reality check of being like you're doing good well like as i i i will be i'm a fucking i'm i don't i'm terrible watching a lot of content it's not my thing like i watch some shit but like watching even my friends content is it's the longer form it's like 10 30 minutes i'm like fuck okay i'll watch some of it but a lot of it goes under the radar just because of fucking doing a billion things yours we share your shit i'm like have you seen the new video talk about it when yeah we first moved to texas me we'd all be sitting at cody's house pissed drunk sitting on his couch laughing going through have you seen the new one yeah literally still to this day i mean even on your fucking um i'm not uh the last one wait hold on my fucking alcoholic last one. Wait, hold on. My fucking alcoholic Mexican

brain not working right now. Don't be racist to yourself. Stop. I'm allowed to be dexterity is my dump stat. Wait, I'm going to remember the last one you just did. Stop. Stop, Eli. You fucking got this. Alzheimer's is setting in. It is.

It is. At my age, this is weird. Mike, I love your stuff with my last video DVD menus Tangent of Eli screeching Woody there it is it is. You got it. See? Woody. Like, it's that shit. Huh? That wasn't his last one. What was the last one?

Woody was just the one we just. That's not his last one. My last one I did was, I did this like troll post, which it didn't do very well. I thought that. Oh, not that one. Okay. Excluding, I'm talking about the art one. What? What?

Wait, you're talking about Elden Rings. No, no. Before that, it was the mick rib one i did yeah oh my god you're right fucking we just shared that too god i'm an idiot it doesn't matter yeah i mean it kind of matters it does i'm a piece of shit he's a piece of shit yeah i'm a piece of shit dave over here's right i'm gonna get a shirt that just says i'm dave call me dave no it's just a name tag right here it's a shirt that just says I'm Dave. Call me Dave. Dude, that's your name tag. No, it's just a name tag right here. It's a shirt with the name, I'm Dave. Fucking hate it so much.

Okay, yeah. Fuck, man. God damn it. Calm down. It's okay. No, I feel like a piece of shit right now. I'm so sorry. First off, you are so handsome.

And the McRib came back. Eli, stop touching the guest. No. And that's always a comment. They're like, why does he like touch the gas because this is called physical contact and some people Like you comfortable I can see it It just hard to us making out He gets to you guys like, uh... He's trying to make out with our guests again. We're sorry. We need to...

I don't want to say... Can we switch and make sure Eli doesn't sit next to the guests anymore? No, the guests like sitting over here. Then they have to sit next to Dave. Can I tell Dave? Fuck Dave. Okay, that's fine. No, that was the fucking McDonald's.

Well, Elden Rings. The boss drawing? That was really good. The what? The one where you drew people as bosses in Elden Rings. Oh, yeah. Well, did you see the... I did an actual Elden Ring...

Oh, yeah, the slaying nib. Yeah, that's what I was... That's the one I was talking about. Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. Okay. I thought that... Well, the whole thing, too, is like I didn't brand it like a Meat Cannon cartoon. No, you did not I was talking about. Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. I thought that, well, the whole thing, too, is I didn't brand it like a Meat Cannon cartoon.

No, you did not. That was perfect. I really wanted people to feel like they could share it to their friends and be like, hey, dude, did you miss this item? And then actually be able to do a fun troll post for people and shit. You did good. You did fucking good. It's been cool.

And Hulupe, who was the 3D guy on that, too, he's just phenomenal. If you guys ever check him out on YouTube. He's great. Give him a plug. H-O-O-L-O-P-E H-O-O-L-O-P-E That was so fun. Who came up with that? Was that Charlie or you? Well, I did and I just messaged Charlie

because I was like, man, this Elden Ring thing I was like, I don't really know if I want to make a cartoon about it, but I was like, it'd be really fun to see if we couldn't make something that could pass off as an actual person in game. But I needed validity with it because I'm not a gaming channel.

So I thought, oh, I'll have Charlie do it because he makes like seven fucking Elden Ring videos a day. True, true. So then I was like, oh, I'll have him do this thing, and then people will like, the thumbnail might be different, but people will watch it and just kind of like be like, did you two fuck? Like, is this a Charlie video?

And then, and then if people share it out of context, people will be like, oh, okay, this is just like moist critical, like a moist critical video. Yep. Doing its thing. That's how I saw it. So then we superimposed them in there and stuff. And it wasn't until like, it was like trying to like lure people in to be like what the fuck is this like a really a monster in here and tell It gets into the cinematic scene where we like are being really

I will say I was wondering I was like wait How the fuck did they like cuz I come from VFX background and I do three like I was impressed I was like wait how the fuck okay did they redo the fuck okay i was like breaking it down in my head i was like this is fucking good and then the voice acting so i was like well meet canyon road oh i was like this is papa it was really it was really easy it's actually kind of easy to impose the 3d model and there and like it's 3d tracking right now the motion tracking in there was really simple but then like also you already have like the game with the footage you record you have like the light source and stuff so you're

able to like track the light source that way as well and it's really easy to like texture them kind of similar to the game which isn't like the most intense graphics ever ever either so you can kind of pull back a little bit on it but no i mean like i thought that it like and then like the way with using like the super like weird old crystals was kind of a callback to 70s D&D, really cheesy, nerdy stuff, but it felt oddly believable until you're just like, this is just a lie. Until it's literally shoving them

as you're rubbing your finger. All that kind of stuff. I was so into it. We're all obsessed with Elden Ring right now, and I've watched a ton of Charlie's videos, and I was watching, and I'm like, what a new item? An item no one's discovered?

Charlie's not lying. Oh, this is awesome. This is going to be so cool. I didn't like the game. It pulled everybody in. I was like, this is going to be an OP thing for me. Yay, maybe I'll like it. Not Dave's game. And I think that it got,

I think that there's just so much Elden Ring content right now, especially like gaming stuff, that I think got buried a bit, but I'm hoping that I saw some people understood where they're just like, oh yeah, I've missed this guy a bunch and stuff. And people were just like,

I have not seen this guy. Cause like, I'm here looking for him. So it's like, it's fun to like, feel like people actually were like believing it or got tricked or something like that. But yeah, it just, I, I think maybe if I would have done like a couple weeks earlier It maybe would have hit a little bit harder

But for now I think it's just gonna fucking cruising right now like you're crushing with it like numbers wise last time I looked I was Like this is a fucking solid ass piece of content as I sing with the guys like it drew me and I was like Wait, I miss something something what is this immediately sent it to me yeah all of us i was like hey guys send it to me i had so many people fucking dm i was like this is fucking great we're like you get this item eli was it the french tickler what was the item called it's like the like the elvish ticklers yeah the elvish tickler it's like most open duster i think is what we used or something it was so well done that's the i'm like oh god damn i get jealous of your brain like fuck you have such a sexy brain i love your brain bro and now you are

oh my god you direct your stuff so how is it working with other artists when it comes to the idea of doing? Like animation is this gonna be interesting. I feel like this is gonna be so boring is it is it interesting I say come around they don't be fine. Okay, do people people the weirdest thing is we love this shit acting online sitcom No, I mean it's it's fine. I fine. I mean, it's cool directing stuff. It's a very fine balance. Because I think, like, I don't know, dude. I'm such a fucking douchebag, like, artist. See, you just made this better.

Like, you're wanting to, like, progress, and you're wanting to be, like, taken seriously, but at the end of the day, I'm making, like, really cringey fucking parody stuff that kids are probably, like, you know, like, seizing over something like that so who gives a fuck but you know somebody's jerked off to your like i would rather hear that somebody's jerked off and to completion to my heart than like i've been like a group of like

third graders enjoying it like i would rather have an adult man be like i came watching to do your video then hear that chat? Fucking comments, YouTube comments. Who's jerked off? Oh, yeah, one of you jerked off. Just a hands-up emoji. Yeah, hands-up emoji. There we go. That's what we need to see in the comments.

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Twitch I'm like man's a bad day on Twitch well Yeah, it's like which I imagine is fairly normal for everybody, but I just know for the brain for the For the cartoon aspect of it. It's just so much like do that man so much so much like time and effort goes into like making something for people to enjoy for like two minutes so it's like if you can't get something two minutes like cringe or something like that the one word that just destroys your you have a thousand positive comments and one kid saying people are like so kind so unbelievably but you still pin the country look there are a lot of one thing where they're just like oh did anyone like it's like or they're like

it's like what is it it's like viewer affirmation or something where it's like the one thing that you're like fuck I hope no one likes your gear like nobody knows is this one thing yeah yeah yeah you're like yeah yeah it's very self-conscious about one thing and then they like latch on to that and you're

just like I'm a piece of shit like this is the Fucking like being called brandon every day when I log on to my twitch stream now or having your guests your hosts call you dave Yeah, yeah This is your house One in chat of baddies gone You have an episode where you get to stay in here and then they're on the porch outside and you feel like You can just like talk like through the through the wall. They're not allowed in the house anymore. We want an episode that performs.

Oh, there you go. Dave, let us in. Oh, God. It's horrible. It's funny, guys. He's like, I take it as a joke because it's a joke. Right, guys? Right?

I love Woodford Reserve. Okay, now on... I forgot we have any to discuss this. Superpowers. Do you know how we play? Oh my god! We gotta talk about the superpowers! I guarantee the people have just been waiting like, why the fuck are they still talking? They haven't talked about superpowers yet.

That's all we give a fuck about honestly, you know We all do baddie. You should have got four shot glasses so we could have done a shot together Jesus fucking Christ do that we can oh Dave go get up. Shall we shot now? Dude you're I Can live with that Merch Beautiful I love it When's it go live?

You don't know? That's amazing I don't know Do you not have a merch store? I got a new one It's a new merch It's coming It's coming but like

I have one currently But I don't really It's like It's kind of like One of those things Where you have to continuously Be like Oh you have two weeks to buy this and it just

Feels fucking like parasitic and the whole FOMO strategy crazy. We know this merch guy here enough here It's Texas. That's demo or bunker Brandon. They do this thing where they make stuff demolition ranch bunker branding Yeah, all of our merch goes know it goes through demolition ranch demos demo ranch uh mac character he's the tim mills like he crushes like the guy most what two million subscribers on one channel he's like one of his subscribers on one channel he crushes the game five million on his vlog channel he crushes the game he's got four million on his veterinarian channel he and every video does at minimum like you're looking at two mil, but he started bunker Brandon

He does all our merch look at that face. That's what is this guy was he a social media guy? No, I'm sorry. Oh Matt Carriker. Yeah, we only use fake names here. I'm Matt character I'm Dave Matt Carriker Eli Cody I'm not sure what to call him Matt Carriker Character The kindest person? Yeah he's like the kindest person ever But he does all our merch Like he does merch for

No he's They've talked nothing but nice things I just you know Try to spice it up a bit Yeah Maybe there should be one room One person in the room who doesn't like him There

You be the heel I'll be that guy Okay, I've never liked him We hate Maddie you hate Matt for no good Hey, daddy so much. I don't want to talk around Some comments people were like what you ever noticed when baddies on the podcast donut doesn't talk very much You've been very like this the whole time body language says a lot Even your hand right now is blocking baddies present

Divider right here. He has a separate podcast. We're going to need a goddamn Sarah McLaughlin and fucking save the baddies by the end of this fucking podcast. Jesus Christ. For three cents a day, you too can help save a baddie. Make him love himself. Oh, my God. Okay.

Superheroes I cannot wait for This is now Okay Let's ask you What would your What would your favorite Superpower be

If you could get one Just out the gate You're like Bam This is mine Man I don't know Fluck

Play this at Negative 14 times speed So it's even slower Go I've've never thought about I really don't know What can I realistically do that? Super we're talking to view you can do I'm saying even if I had a superpower. What do I enjoy dude? You could smell dead people, huh? Heather superpower she picked she could smell corpses that was her

That's a very pungent smell Called a retarded super That's what you're going for out of everything to bring up Eli has super speed. No, we're just that. It's nice. I like the super speed. I can fly. Yeah, I can fly. And I have I have super strength.

Well, you got the Avengers marketed here. I mean, so what would again, what would your what do you want to do? It's like, where's this go? Yeah, I'm just just gonna say invisibility. Oh, uh, no, ridge gossip. Sorry, next one. I can't take that. No, sorry. That genetic modification of your- We're building out the mark-

We're building out our- I wanna be Mr. I wanna be able to stretch. Ooh! Oh my god! That's a new one. Okay, so now, we have to decide the secondary negative thing with your superpower. Well, you've never seen, well, I was wondering about this. If Mr. Fantastic, who stretches, if he sat there, and if he,

imagine if he was an overweight man, that stretching would be a lot crazier. Right? You have so much more extra skin. He'd be way more versatile. Right? Now, so much more extra skin. He'd be way more versatile. Right? Now, the stretch marks on my stomach resemble, I would say, a river map of Missouri.

So to see that stretched and inflamed would be quite glorious. And I feel like I could actually truly help the world with stopping crime. This is the first time Missouri's ever been helpful since Mike. Since ever. Since ever. That's where I'm from. And that's why I always say river map of Missouri. Because I'm from, yeah, Kearney, Missouri.

Okay. So all these superpowers, you have your superpower. You have your stretching ability. Your super stretch. EY. Stretch. No, no, no no no we Start with donuts because very much the leader of the offenders that is our superhero group named the offenders

That's awesome. There's always a downside to your power though like mine. I can fly but while I'm flying I have to shout racial slurs so when he I Can't fly otherwise so imagine him saving a burning house of my minorities He's he's gonna walk in and he's just gonna be like hey guys I'm gonna walk you down the steps and they're like why just fly us out. You can fly psych. No You want me to do this really like are you sure this is my thing you me fly right now? That cop What's your negative then I have super strength, but every time I like use that strength I just start coming everywhere just uncontrollable just

Constantly jizzing okay okay so our invisible friend rich his was he has to be masturbating the entire any time the invisible he has to do this how he becomes invisible so he's like missions or anything you just hear like any worse clogs I have super speed I can travel speed a lot I just shit uncontrollably anytime I unlock unlock that ability, okay? So now we need to find hunters the meat canyons That I can stretch what would be a negative about stretching? Oh? Man, that's about need about stretching. You just be like a mundane like you shit yourself. It's a negative

yeah, just like what just a terrible thing that would be super unfortunate if you were also a Superhero but like you know I'm sure it's applicable applicable to my life. That would be negative. I don't do yeah currently Hold on my wife into a bloody pole. Before I can... Domestic abuse. Before I can start stretching. Now, let's be honest. This is something that I don't do normally. This is... We're talking about my superpower. I don't normally do this.

That's not something I do normally. To be very clear, he does not do this. Two black eyes. Three chipped teeth. I do, normally. To be very clear, he does not do this! Two black eyes, three chipped teeth. That's what activates my stretch. And the whole time I'm like, I'm so sorry, baby. I say that.

There's a house on fire, I'm sorry. Black! Orphanage! Bah bah bah! She's blind, legally blind in both eyes now, because we have time. Okay, hold on real quick. Does it have to be your significant other or could it just be like

you got a- Mistresses, girlfriends, nieces, nephews, anybody close to me I just picture them in blocks Somebody you care about needs to be hit in the face for your stretch. The orphanage is on fire and the lady that runs it

comes outside and she's like, it's on fire! Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! How important are these children? Fire the lady that runs it comes outside Whenever I beat someone who I think I care about and then my powers don't They're hitting Why won't it activate? It'll work soon It won't activate This happens to all superheroes Not everybody's works the first time But see that's my villain arc Is I become a narcissist And then I I don't care about anybody besides myself

And I have to just beat myself And then that's how I That's how I bring corruption into the world I can cry That'd be mine You are a valuable member Of the offenders Jesus Christ corruption into the world That'd be mine Thank you for joining the offenders I just like I just picture you walking with your wife ever in a box You should bring her out and you beat the fuck

The fuck is Nezuko don't don't even start. I don't know what that means wait. Are you for real? I don't watch anime you just did a fucking demon slayer video about I watched the first two episodes I said nah You what's cool about Demon Slayer? Not a lot. Thank you. I sat there. The biggest first thing I was like watching the show and he's like, what the fuck is his job at the beginning? He like, what? He's gathering sticks or some shit.

Yeah, he gathers or sells stuff or he has six sticks or whatever. He's like walking into this woods and this guy reaches out his window. He's like, hey, don't go in there. There's demons in those woods. And he's like, huh? He's like, ah, don't go in there. There's demons in those woods. And he's like, huh? He's like, ah, come back in here. I'll tell you about it. And then he goes, I'm like, if it's that casual,

how does everyone not know that there's demons in this world? And he's like, hey, but if you want to, I'll make you steak and you can sleep over here tonight. He's like, okay, I will. He doesn't get it. Love. But he's like okay well he doesn't get love but he's love he's a family and he goes back and then it's of

course his sister and mom are dead and he's like oh I can smell good now I think I'll pass on this one I'm good yeah man even just ruined even 30 seconds fucking sit here and talk about demon soon for like 30 minutes my favorite anime and I didn't hear having PTSD moments just

staring at the walk though sufferable they're talking about it's sufferable characters just looking Joe but a mountain Joe knows about demons and no one else does. God damn it. You just ruined it. Literally. And that's the thing, though. I was sitting there and I was like, what?

The guy just reaches his... That happens. That's literally episode one. Yeah, it opens up. But yeah, the timid dude who's a fucking annoying prick and he turns into a badass sometimes and the pig fuck. I can't stand any of them. I can't stand any of them. can't stand any of them i just love you i did watch a water form six yeah please explain attack on titan to us attack on titan i remember i saw the first episode i was

like this is actually very cool and then uh i kept watching it, and I thought to myself, man, this is getting gayer by the second. You know what's cool about Gundam? Is that they're robots. You know what's cool about Attack on Titan? Is that it's like, oh, it's like Gundam, but you're in giant people. Oh, it's really cool that the humans have this thing. Oh, by the way, this show is literally Michael Bay's The Island.

Literally. Literally. And then it's like, hey, by the way, the giant castle walls, they're filled with tall people. And people are like, oh, that's kind of cool.

Is it, though? Is that entertaining? Nah. I think I'll pass on it, though. It's kind of my thing Enjoyed was the Devil man crybaby on Netflix the limited series. I really enjoyed that. I haven't watched that one. Yeah, I've heard nothing But it's like berserk dark. It's fucking fucked up. Don't shut the fuck up by berserk. He hates berserk. I hate berserk

Really? Yeah, it's just bad hentai. Like he likes Demon Slayer I like the art and berserk a lot.'s just bad hentai like he likes demon slayer i like i like the art and berserk a lot i've never read the book but i i ordered i someone sent me from japan the like uh they were selling the art of kintaro what's his face that's his last name what's his face it's very japanese yeah that's just the same same but asian uh but Asian but he but no it's very like Lovecraftian so I really enjoyed it it's very like

cosmic horror-esque and fun and the art's incredible you are burping up a storm I know dude dude I had those I had those chicken biscuits you got the cum bubbles

I ate that green mold yesterday so my stomach's all fucked up I just want to do like a 30 minute segment now of you fucking shitting on anime their storyline because i'm not like this hard you don't want to attack on titan is the island it's fucking gundam with people i'm like i hate your ruining the thing is like i like my i

mean everybody likes nope like people talk about taste a lot right of like oh i have good taste in this or something but nobody has good taste in this or something but nobody has good taste in anything it's just what people decide to like pass like let me like like fill their fucking their void for a minute yeah yeah yeah so it's like it's everything is terrible like nothing is good everything's terrible but it's just a matter of like what what do you like what do you what do you like watching is essentially what it is. So when I see people are like, oh, I'm a big anime person, it's not like it's a bad thing. It's just that's just not my terrible cup of tea.

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it what do you enjoy watching fuck this shit i like watching b horror films which is just equally as terrible it's terrible garbage but it's just like stuff where i'm like oh because i think like it's just usually like uh hobo the shotgun How much sauce and it's good Canadian film. It's good It's not bad, but I don't know like If I'm watching something I like feeling like I'm like, oh man. I wish I could do that And that's what I find with that with You can't have like your buddies get together I love the burp. I'm just... I'm trying to... I'm trying not to... Blowing it towards Dave. Just blowing it in my mouth.

I'm ready to... Yeah, Dave. But yeah, I don't know. Like, anime to me, though, I just, like, it just, it encapsulates what I don't like with, like, media, which is, like, over-explaining, and, like, the exposition of anime is, like, really infuriating to me. I really... And, like, people are like, oh, well, it's really infuriating to me. I really, and like it,

people are like, Oh, well it's a translation thing, but I think it's like more of a cultural thing of it's, it's getting information to you as quickly and economically as possible. But it's just like, it could be done in such a better way. But now it's so embedded into the anime culture that it's like, it's just going to happen.

That's just how it is now. Yeah. And I don't like anime at all really Things about anime that I really enjoy That I try to be open-minded about I guess of like cuz think a lot of people are like, oh I fucking hate anime and they just like write it off right it off instantly I think that there's a lot of great ways to like draw influence from things and like i don't know if you guys listen to have you ever heard trash taste podcast it's a huge podcast on youtube with uh uh three

dudes living in japan that do like primarily anime content i don't really like anime but they make stuff seem very interesting and i thought that was that was very appealing to me of like, Oh fuck. I don't really watch anime. I don't give a fuck about what the shows are talking about. But in terms of like, I guess it's one of those things where it's like, you see somebody who's passionately talking about something and you're like,

I like that, that they're, that they're stoked about that being passionate about something. Yeah. It's kind of the same thing with you guys. When you guys are doing stuff about like all the material that you guys do, it's so heavily invested into your own interests that I think that's the appealing part of the content that comes from that. So, yeah.

I don't know. That's pretty cool. Can we get it real quick? Come. Thank you. God, as a guest, you are now one of my favorites. Because you're, like, breaking down. Because you're like breaking down. You're like hilarious.

Way better than that Matt Best guy. And that fucking Dave guy. And what was his name? Matt Character. Fuck that guy. That guy, I'll die before he touches any of my merch. I can't wait till he does your merch I'm like

Hey sorry about that He doesn't watch this He doesn't watch this He's gonna share it though Cause I'm clipping this exact moment That character Didn't really pronounce his last name like that No it's just like

This is my favorite You break down shit it's funny favorite you're like fucking you break down shit it's funny but you're like going in more depth and can you deep throw that mic don't don't do it don't do it he does it for fun can you yeah absolutely do it no one does it no one no one does it would that not be a great clip of a moment if you tried? Oh, it's been clipped many, many times. But if you try to go on so far that you threw up.

You know how hard it is for me to pause? But you don't blink. I can't throw up. I don't throw up from this shit. I have to, like, finger fuck the back of my throat to try to throw up. I found a lot of people have a very, like, I don't have a gag reflex. I don't know

Yeah, I found a lot of people it's like they don't like like do the motion, but they won't throw up. Yeah. Yeah I'm saying Crazy right We watched some school some from for my school remember you'd walk into your school. You're kind of older than me. Well, you're You'd walk into the classroom and there was a TV monitor It wasn't a science class you're if because it was a bill my It was that one and I was talking about this the other day on my second channel And it's that one where it's like I think it's called roots Our new roots was remember the Titans that was I

Think I've watched I remember the Titans maybe 15 times in school. I don't think I say that's the new Things in terms of just like social I don't know Commentary I guess I don't know Yeah, you're just like I don't know. But the... From Vermont. Yeah, you're just like, I don't know. I don't know why I'm like that. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Anyway! It's a documentary thing

where it's like a school kind of broadcast where he starts in a museum. It's called like, I works or something. But it's like about like, it's kind of like, it's just like weird

informational shit, but it starts off in a museum. I don't really know where I'm going with this. I just remember the theme song, Slap, though. Moral in a museum. I don't really know where I'm going with this. I just remember the theme song slapped, though. Best anime in 2020.

It was crazy. It started in this museum, and you'd trickle through the museum, and a parrot would fly through, and it's like, do-do-do-do-do. And a fucking volcano. What is the meat-gaining cartoon coming out of the animation about this?

Never how much do we wait for the offenders? How much do we get to pay you? I won't do it. Why? Raising the number until you say yes. Let's start off with a drawing. Just a drawing. I can do a drawing. How much? We'll do it right now. No, you don't need to pay anything.

I'll just do it. A drawing is nothing as much as, like, an animation is just, like, time. Which is just a matter of, like, and that's the entire thing with production is just how do you. You're buying time always with everything. You get set hand is everything. Yeah. You'll tell, he'll,

he'll talk about this story when we offer for the black rifle cartoon. You like this much. I was like, how about we pay you this much? Cause I offered well over you, like gave me a number and I was like, no, no,

we'll pay you this much. I was like, we're fucking. And the price was awesome. It was cool. It was just a matter of time, bro. Like we get you, we do brother. And that's why we get it and the price was awesome. It was cool. It was just a matter of time, bro Like it's just we did you would do brother and that's why we get it cuz especially your show

I know like going into a film set how much time you're drawing shit, and that's what I was like he hard It's like his pricing is very good We're like I'll pay we will pay well and the quality would be there to where you guys would be happy with it It's just a matter of like, it's just like looking after. It's just once again, it's just the YouTube algorithm. YouTube favors people who are like they find a system where it's like less about thinking. This is wrong to say because there's a lot of thought that goes into shit. It's less about thinking about the content and more about being the personality and bringing the content to the people but what i mean by that is that it needs to be so easy that you're just

like i can like mine this no no that's absolutely why do you think we do this but at the same time people but at the same time though it's the the mining process can be like well how do we evolve that and stuff to where it can be something that progressively gets better or that you feel creatively fulfilled by and stuff so i don't want to make people think that it's just like oh it's easy and animation is hard because that's not the case because editing and stuff can be just as hard like all these things can be just as hard being a personality is just as hard drawing in a crowd is just as hard so there's no one thing if people are like oh well animation is hard so i like this that's a fucking wrong way to like like something or like be about it it's it's really stupid so it's just and then when people are like complaining about like oh uh you know animation

is really hard for youtubers yeah it is but that's the medium you chose so it's about evolving to that thing and like making your media fit that yeah exactly and like youtube it'll probably change again it always does and it's just about okay well we have to transition into like what is favorable with that thing so that's just like that's just what it is i guess content creation man it's not like a static easy golden ticket to to whatever you're constantly it's a fucking uh it's a mental the moment it's a mental fucking hurdle all the time because you're constantly having to think about how to evolve it it's a fucking uh it's a mental the moment it's a mental fucking hurdle all the time because you're constantly like questioning yourself and stuff and you're trying to keep people engaged because i think about things of like when i was like even 2019 i'm like it's hard to think that people give a fuck after a year

because they're just like nah i've had my fill you know so it's constantly like how the fuck do a tiktok audience why do they give a fucking year later when they can, you know? So it's constantly like, how the fuck do I keep progressing? You're trying to cater to a TikTok audience. Why do they give a fuck a year later when they can blast through a million videos? I don't think that's, I don't think why I can ever, and the thing too is like, I did one thing on TikTok with my wife one time and it blew up or whatever.

And I was like, that was so unfulfilling. Like I was like, that took 12 seconds. It meant nothing. These likes mean nothing to me. These likes mean nothing to me. These views mean nothing to me. This TikTok algorithm thing feels so like hollow. A few will just be like, huh? Like scroll means nothing versus like you might, even if you're on YouTube and you're

like, yeah, I'm not getting a million views, but I'm getting 250,000 views, a vlog or like video to me. That's like, that's a commitment and that's kind of cool. So there's still that. I think a a commitment and that's kind of cool so there's still that but in this i think a lot of people lose the sight of that it's like uh on your main channel what is the lowest performing video you've done i don't know i mean a million let's say um maybe i think that but at the same time though there's a very unhealthy aspect of like looking at that of like let's look at the healthy though let's say it's a mil you your lowest is a mil sure it's a but i guess what i

meant is like how i look at it which is like i'm like if a tune doesn't get 10 million views i'm like oh it's a fail that's like a fail you just said this boy said 10 million yeah it's totally on it's unrealistic that's not the creator brand at the same time though at the same time if you look at my stuff though that's not unreasonable to get. So whenever you try to do new things or you try to branch out of these things, you try to cater to that thing. So it's like if something doesn't hit like 10 million views or something like that, you're just like, oh, well, fuck, whatever. It's that drug of I need these numbers because you got to look at it like this. And this is how I always break it down.

It's like, let's say it's fucking a million. Your lowest is a mil. You have just filled out 10 Super Bowl stadiums. You standing there playing a video. I hate that analogy. But do you know how much Apple pays for a single, if you can promise Apple a million view video, do you know how much they pay for that? A million one point two eight hundred to one point with Apple?

And that's why I like it like for your numbers with us I was like here's how much we'll pay you on that's on the low end Because it's you what you're doing in what your worth is is so fucking much and we see that and that's like i see that these guys see it's because you can fucking get the views and i know every time i know yo meet canyon if he does a video no matter what piece of content this boy needs to charge 50 grand minimum for a cartoon because he at minimum is bringing in a mil video view i'd be if i was you i'd be like 100 000 per fucking commercial if it goes on my channel 100 yeah and you know i've had sponsors come in and be like well and they've

offered like rates that are comparable to that but i've never done it because the channel control well no it's not even that it's just the channel's never done it so i'm like i don't need it it's just like a matter of like greed i guess i have my second channel where I do sponsors and stuff, and that thing, I'm trying to become the little like, I guess, workhorse of sponsorship and stuff like that. But I think it's like how much, I don't know, how much money do you need, you know? Enough to pay the bills. And at the end of the day, too,

I'm looking after me and my wife, and I'm looking after my future, but at the same time, at the same time like i'm fine i don't need to do that i'll get you trying to have a future yeah have you seen baddie's numbers i like my sponsors personally i have a kid the sponsors i work with are great i just mean like in terms of like if i can especially on a con like because you do stuff that's long very long form it's very easy to put something in that and it doesn't take anything away from your content your content stays very pure that's if it's if it's a two-minute three-minute long cartoon that completely especially if someone's like man I love this cartoon but forever there's like a Nord ad on it yeah it

feels just kind of you know it's a hard trade-off like go on it's hard yeah it's like you said your cartoons are like two three minutes long sometimes to put a and sponsors always want a 45 second to 60 second ads 60 90 is what I've seen though Jesus Christ yeah to put a minute and a half ad on a two-minute cartoon yeah that doesn't make sense make any sense yeah that's the hardest part this way like BRCC when, when it started, there was no... How we did it for the longest time, there was zero ads for BRCC.

It was insulate. We did a 10-second insulate at the end of a comedic video for BRCC to get it where it is. I remember the first video was How to Be American insulate, and it was just 50 million view video on Facebook. Fucking slayed. that's what we did and

then we were averaging 10 to 20 million during the facebook era of content pushing yeah we just in slates that's all we cared for and it fucking catapulted the business that's the crazy thing though too is just like if you have something that's more organic that can be like 10 to 15 seconds long i feel part of me feels like that's going to be something that's more impactful about being like hey just check this out it's way more relaxed it's way more just like conversational people are like maybe i will that's how i drive my twitch ads now yeah and that's the way to do it i think because like you how you'll have the 60 90s stuff and it's like so and you'll hear the same script across Marvel videos cause and they fuck it. I hate that instead of giving

People are like complaining like I had this one guy be like dude, honestly Fucking love your stuff, but I'm sad because raid shot like really you're gonna survive How about you come and fucking pay my mortgage It's so stupid, but it's just like at the same time it's like if that's what the brand wants and it helps the channel Why would you care? Yeah, that's like and if people are so like Fuck them cuz there's so many people who are just like, okay. I don't want to hear the ad they'll skip and then that's it That's the end of it. Just fucking don't that that's the absolute end of it and someone's like dude well why don't you put the little bar at the end i'm like probably because you're a fucking human being in 2022

how about you have enough hindsight to just be like click if you're on your phone three times that's a minute 30 seconds dude it's wild to see people complain about ad reads at this point It's like it's children. It's literal children content creators like with the things we do This is how we make money like we don't we don't have like some magical fucking Gold fairy shoving shit up our asses after the fact like there there needs to be something to drive this content. And unfortunately, sometimes you have to do ad reads to do that. Or just play ads. The vast majority of people are incredibly cool. Like, a lot of people will not complain.

But the problem that lies with social media is that the people that do complain are the loudest. Yes. That's a very vocal minority. But what happens with that, too, is that when people are the loudest about it, they cause other people to be like, yeah, like maybe I don't like it either. That kind of shit. You're just like, you're both fucking dumb. And I saw a Facebook post a long time ago.

I saw this like horrible Facebook article of this woman duct taping her dog's mouth shut. And it was horrible. But I keep recalling on that, and I was just like, man, I would love to do that to you because you're insufferable. And I hope that it's just as irredeemable as it is. I want it to be bad. I want people to be like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, I want you to watch as I take this $4, which

duct tape is expensive, $4 roll of duct tape and fucking wrap it around this person's fucking snout. It's like, fuck them. Fuck them. As if they act like they have any more life experience than I do. I'm like, bitch,

I've been homeless before. I've worked at FedEx fucking freight before. Eat my dick, you piece of shit. Hunter is my favorite guest of all time now. Hands down. I will fucking go into what he just said. I will go on a tangent. If you see a fucking ad on Twitch, guess what?

That's how your content creator is making fucking money. If you see an ad on YouTube, and with ours, we have seven now. You know why? It is to fucking buy cameras so it looks better. It is to up the quality so we can give back to the community. Get fucked if you think it's for us. We don't give a fuck about that. There's a large part of it where people think that personal sponsors, anything that you do that gets you money is not personal greed all the time.

Every time. There are people who abuse it. Yeah. There are definitely people who abuse that kind of stuff. But I think that if you like someone genuinely, it's because they're trying to evolve what they do to make what you enjoy better. That's essentially what it is. It's not selling out.

It's like, fuck it. Like any all, any allall imagine if they're like fucking rake shadow legends you're doing your fucking youtube video or whatever and like we'll pay you 20 to 50 grand to do a minute ad spot you're gonna say yeah because you're like i would never sell at 50 grand okay hey welcome to rain shadow legends if i can even if i can even i guess uh jump into it's like less about even like what I do. If like if I on my channel, I do a raid ad, I do a Nord ad. And then I do like some other fucking bobbledy boop fucking ad.

Who cares? It's a gummy bear ad. I don't give a fuck what it is. That assures that like my editor can pay his rent. I can pay him his salary kind of thing. Animators get paid fairly. thing animators get paid fairly the comp artists get paid fairly people that i want to be like hey i want you to do a voice on this they get paid fairly it's all a matter of like it goes back into the channel somehow and it's like do i like pay

myself some of that of course i do because i have my own bills to pay and all that kind of stuff and you want security out of your life it's like you're investing into your your content and your job security it's a business like any other business and people don't fucking understand that no well because i think people see the thing of like and i've been there too you know i mean like and i sympathize with it too of like i've been i've been the person don't when i was yeah exactly actually, you know what? Never mind. Have you seen this superpower? I love it. Yeah, exactly. Where's my wife?

Well, like, I'd work, like, construction, or I would work whatever. Like, when I was... We all work shitty jobs. Yeah, or, like, you do what you do, and it sucks because people are like, I hate this job. I've hated my job before. So then they see somebody doing something they like, and they're like, and you're getting paid for that? Fuck yourself. I'm going to pay for that.

Because I feel that. I totally feel that. But at the same time, if it's a sponsored video and you're not doing anything besides watching the video, you should just be like, it is what it is. You might have a Patreon plug. You don't have to sign up for it. Merch, you don't have to do it. It's all optional based it's not like i'm like it would be different if a content creator was constantly being like dude honestly like if we're

not getting merch sales up like i'm done turn the power which i which i imagine people have done yeah which goes into our next segment hey bunker branding our merch sales are not this fucking shit yeah that son of a bitch he's pulling the operation on all of us he's pulling the plug just think of yourself as a personal trainer i'm not gonna work out after work i'm not gonna stay in shape i have to train people every day but you know what nah i'm not gonna be in good shape you're bettering your career why the fuck when you did as a content creator well you lost me because there's been so many times where I've tried to get up in the morning be like I'm gonna walk for ten minutes I lay in my bed I'm just like I think I'm just gonna make eggs

instead I'm gonna do a full eight month we're gonna do an eight month commitment I'm you need to live closer. I love really far I would just wake up if you were so much closer. Have you thought about moving? No You can sell it I could I would sell it the smells horrible Honestly, it's a newfound appreciation. Eli just burps in your mouth. Fuck, David. What do you mean, fuck, David? It wasn't me.

He's sitting there in his little gremlin body. He's like, I wish you could. I have a gremlin. And he just seeps across the table and gets up into your fucking nose. It's the worst. Why am I a gremlin body? You're a tiny, buff little man. He's so tiny, isn't he?

He's a tiny little fucking dude. He's like a square. He's a buff guy. He's like a square. He's a buff little man. Thank you for watching the Unsubscribe Podcast. We have Eli Double Tap. We have Donut Operator.ator, hi I'm baddie streams or Dave whatever, and our awesome fucking new favorite guest Plugs real quick

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Like a real man, thank you! I jack off when I shit, and then I fucking cum on top of my shit. And then it's like Elmer glue that like Drizzles down into the toilet bowl that rests on top of my shit And then my wife gets mad because sometimes the cum stays on inside the toilet right? Yeah It's only normal Fuck if you can put that in the first 30 seconds

I want that everybody loves Raymond theme to go after Barbara what the fuck do you mean that my tort my thumbs on the toilet bowl fuck off? Thanks for watching I love you all Yes, I'm loving this one Jesus fucking Christ God This is a good episode Yes I'm loving this one These are like my favorites It's like when it's just fucking

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