Unsubscribe Podcast - 47 - Big Bad Dragons ft. Heather Lynn

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

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Welcome to Untapcraft Okay, now you're good That'll do That'll do That'll do I mean not really but it's fine Is it centered? No, not at all

What? It's not? No, not at all I'm looking straight ahead That is perfect! That is not perfect! I'm right! It's fine What do I know? I don't know anything

Why do we do that in a camera angle like that? Why? Where would the negative space want to be with your face? If you're having a conversation point, why? It's fine. It's fine! Do it. Do it, Cody.

Ow. My leg. I can't do it. My jaw just doesn't open that wide. Heather, you gotta work this man's jaw a little bit more. Okay. Yeah, give me that back. Oh. It's gonna be one of those that guy's fucking ridiculous

that's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or that's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do, it helps the podcast out immensely. And Donut and Eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make Donut and Eli happy today.

Yeah. Five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top. Donut, say something motivating. Are you just drinking vodka? No, it's to miscal. Do you drink like anything else? No. That's it. Don't it say something motivating? Just drinking vodka Do you drink like anything else no, that's it Don't we

That was funny dude that's cows disgusting fuck. Ass is so much better than mezcal. Dude, I have a lot of ass. Ass is way better, and then you just carry around. So is this a, let me think, Monday, and you carry around a bottle of mezcal. Do we need to have an interview? That's today's episode. Are you fucking kidding me? Intervention. Heather's intervention tears the title. I mix this liquor with water.

You came with this. You guys are chugging White Claw. How do you think that you're better than me? We have two of these. And it's for show. There's actually no alcohol in this. Yeah, dude, we're drinking water. Monday.

Bitch ass liars. He's starting off hard right now. Look at this dumb bitch. Yeah, this isn't alcohol. This is just regular water. Yeah, God. We put it in here. Liquid death.

Before we pop everyone, we put in carbonated water. How are y'all calling me out when last fucking show, Batty just turns the bottle up and pours half of it into the fucking. She's the history teacher now, bringing up old shit. He has moved on. I got a lot of shovel, motherfucker. He is reminding me about such a dark time in my life where I was depressed and drinking. Thank you, Heather.

He moved on. He is so much better. We got him. From two weeks ago? Hold on to the past, Heather. Wow. Drink more, okay? Cody, do the help.

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She also has a Twitch channel. Twitch channel. It's called Heather Leno. Oh, God. Heather Leno. So where'd the O come from? It's an abbreviation. Cody knows that one.

I'm pretty sure... I was going to answer it seriously. That was good. That was good. Oh, man. That was good. That was good. Oh, man. That was good. Oh, yeah. We care about your story, too.

No. No, Hila, you literally did this last time. Remember, you doxed her to everybody on the internet. Did I? Yeah, straight up. On what? On her last name? Did I say her last name?

Did I? Oh, God. I don't know. Did we? Heather Lynn? You have the second most watched one of our podcasts, right? Third now yeah, we had like four bump up past Heather like in the past two days I think there's been a few multiple multiple Brandon's always do well

Brandon's kill it. Yeah that one one without Batty Just skyrocketed No No Is that 800,000 views? I can't even talk about it I'm gonna like it I'm really not liking this Y'all's tones changed

Really shit on Batty Brandon too I will say Last episode of the two Before I like watched The beginning I was like Man these are so funny

Man We're really mean to Batty funny man we're really mean to bad yeah we're really mean to bad bad bad is having a rough fucking month do you all ever have that hindsight with me or just like fucking dumb

bitch no he's never registered this is the first time looking at bad he was like I felt bad for him and then he sat down started talking I was like this is why we're mean to him and why Cody doesn't talk I can see over it Shut up you Playing split screen on Nintendo 64 You just put a piece of cardboard up

Tape a sheet You open up the white claw box And it's just like shut the fuck up Stop It's just open It's cut out right here though Just so I can see us I fucking hate the rest of you

It's like a horse blinder Oh they're baddie blinders Oh my god Welcome hi you've been here What we're using you for is again Clickbait because you perform very well I didn't even bring my tits this time I know left the tits at home

I know I left the tits at home Can we stop the podcast real quick? Donut, switch your shirts. Cody looks jacked as shit right now. Working out, bros. Thank you. Welcome, you. Thanks for bringing your tits today.

Yeah, I brought my tits today. Is that an uncomfortable point? I'm like, okay, she went an extra button. I'll just make eye contact right here while I talk to you, Heather. That's great. We just talked to Cody from now on. Yeah, you can't. Cody's looking away.

It's like, Cody, you see those. That's a very interesting topic. Bro, it's not fair. Like, sometimes, like, I just want to stare at tits. Like, it's not fair. That's great. What is your view? The camera doesn't even show my face anymore.

We just blurred out. It's just a chest, and we put a mirror image of her chest up here. Oh, God. Hi, guys. Welcome to Unsubscribe. We've made it to episode 46 we got leon lush coming next we got oh yeah do we spoil those yeah fuck yeah oh yeah it's people look forward to oh my god we're gonna do another hard fucking reset roof. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, we'll be right back

Heather I love Coty so much. Have you seen our new March? Check out the new shirt design Heather show show subscribe Why'd you say it like that this is gonna make such a good clip on the clip God you're pouring are your guys is sorry corn I mean I cannot wait till we have Sasha guy on the podcast I can't wait to just pour John when he's upstairs and he just hears Heather yelling come Cody's like okay oh yeah show up oh yeah oh I didn't tell you about

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Basic unsubscribe on the olive drab type green shit. Oh so good, Batty No, no American flags on the sleeves the adventure frogs. Let's go look at these cute little bastards God look at it. It looks so good my little my little one my personal favorite It's so weird I don't I can't see it It's a great design Heather yeah, I wonder if that the middle frog talks to the rear frog You know that middle frogs not a fan of the back frog My hunter pet is staying as far away from the Yeah, if you guys didn't catch that podcast do we know what episode that was which one uh the where we got the tattoos oh 38 20 we all got tattoos on one of our earlier it

was like 20 ago right yeah at least probably yeah we all got tattoos and they didn't tell me i was what we were doing i show up and they're like you're getting a tattoo and i'm oh cool they're like oh but you're getting it on your ribs. So I have the hunter frog because I've always played a hunter class in games. Eli, of course, is the warrior with the berserk sword. And then Batty is the mage. So what the fuck is that? A wizard.

There are adventurer frogs. Is it like a Dungeons and Dragons thing? Sure. It's whatever your imagination was. RPGs, Heather. Fuck. It's like in RPGs you always have a hunter class, a wizard class, and a warrior class. Yeah, and a healer class, but no one plays those. What games do you play, Heather? I don't know. I'm like in a whole different level of nerd.

You all are like up here with the nerd-dom. Nerd-dom? No one's going to complain if you lean into the mic and talk to it with your new shirt from unsubscribe That's very important bunker branding brandy slash is it No, but this comes out two weeks will be good by then but the link will be on the website yet? No. But this comes out in two weeks. We'll be good by then. Eh. But the link will be on the... On the thing. Right here.

Fuck, dude, chop. We love you. Boom. Okay, Heather, you've been playing what game now? You've been... Devour, predominantly. I suck. I'm at the final map, and, like, just keep fucking dying.

It's, like, this demon spider, and she just keeps butt-fucking me every time. Like, you can hide, but then if you, like, depending she just keeps butt fucking me every time like you can hide But then if you like depending on her mood She can even like get you in the closet or like places that are specific for you to hide let's rewind Okay, you said it you were like you just like skipped. Oh you're like the Bible Jesus dies And then the end of times we need to rewind to what the game is. Is it a horror game? There's a spider? There's a spider coming and kills me.

I'm like, there's a demon spider and she butt fucks me. In the closet. That's all I got. Like, that whole story. That's my point. Cool game. Cool game. Very cool, Heather.

So basically, you're a cultist who's joined a cult and one of the members is possessed by a demon and you have to sacrifice different things depending on the different levels. You sacrifice goats on one map and then the next one is you have to electrocute mice or rats or whatever. You're playing a torture

game. You're a cultist. I watched you with the goats. You literally pick the goat up and put it in a fire. You put it in an altar and you light it on fire so you have to douse it in gasoline and then light it on fire and then in this last one you get these eggs that are like tainted and you have to like pour the solution into a pond and then untaint unfuck the eggs and then you put the eggs on their respective altars and then um she just progressively gets more and more angry and she's like this giant spider demon and these demon spiders come up from hell and they try to. It sounds like you're the bad guy right now.

No, these demon spiders are trying to. Weird because you're fucking sacrificing stuff. You're summoning demons. You have to. Hi, I'm Tara Schmidt, a registered dietitian and host of On Nutrition, a podcast for Mayo Clinic where we dig into the latest nutrition trends and research to help you understand what's health and what's hype. There's a lot of wild stuff out there, so we'll be keeping it science-based, research-informed, and practical. Mayo Clinic's On Nutrition, new episodes every other week wherever you get your podcast banish the possessed cultist you have to banish her back to hell what the fuck it's pretty nutty it's gnarly it's uh devour it's it's i've heard of this super super jump scare jumps like

jump scare to the 10th degree like it's the worst i thought phasmophobia was bad and then i started playing devour and i was like oh phasmophobia is fucking nothing child's play yeah because even when even in phasmophobia when you die it's just the hands that come over the screen and it's like okay that's a little creepy but like the jump scares are fucking gnarly she's like in your fucking face screeching well they're like they're like 10 feet away from you too and you'll kind of see them, and then they'll... Like, I've seen you playing it. Your clips are fucking hilarious.

Yeah, I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm She freaks the fuck out. It's awesome. So Cody was talking about this at lunch. You make weird sounds when you're afraid. Oh, you do the high-pitched thing, but you're, like, trying to talk, but you're not talking,

and it's like... You're like a retarded pie pie Donnie from the wild thornberry When we're streaming at the same time, Yeah, when we're streaming at the same time, like, there's two doors in between us, she's downstairs, I'm upstairs, and my chat can hear her screaming when she plays that game. It's terrifying.

People are like, what the fuck is that noise? Did you hear? Did you hear? It is like Donnie. It's an exact Donnie from Wildhorn. These people are literally gonna, actually, I feel like I can find a fucking I'll find a clip

Throw up a clip of her doing that No no no Never played this game so I Have to look into it It's pretty awful and then people are telling me that I should try playing it in virtual Reality and I'm like that's the last thing I would ever do That's a good idea which Next week on heather stream you can she's gonna be stay tuned because she's gonna be playing that game in vr on cody's stream vr setup you have the vibe i got the vibe wait isn't

that one my hands are sweating just thinking about that do it is it adds that complete i think we've discussed it before that is the only time like it adds a complete new level of terror because you put that VR. You're immediately doing. I'm like, I have a hard complaint. Like it's like I'm literally sitting there sweating. And by the time I've not played it and went to sleep. Yeah. And not had like nightmares like I take the game into my sleep.

It's fucked up. Okay. Freddy Cougar I dream about zombies and demons and I'm like I wake up and he's like how is it different from your normal dreams I have weird dream about fucking demons and stuff she's like I just don't know where they come from have you seen my skull collection? This is a goat. Here's the entire ram

I'm boiling right now. She's in the back of the room. Stirring a cauldron of flesh and muscle and blood. That's literally what happened. Yes, I know! Cody, you kicked the pentagram, Saul. Can you put that back? Thank you. Okay, back to this.

Oh. Saul, you satanicus. Okay, back to this. Oh. So, Ophelia, Satanicus. John, give me your hand. Squeezes John's tongue out. Bad Hunter took more blood. John, you're a virgin. You're the only one around right now, bro. Oh, my God.

John is safe, everyone. John's okay. He's like, hey, guys. He has a band-aid right there. Oh, God. It's fine. It's fine. It sounds like you're really loving that game.

It's fine. No, it's awful. And you've been playing it too, Cody? No, I haven't been playing it. She played it with Caleb, right? Caleb Francis? No, he's about, it's awful, and you've been playing it to Cody. No. I haven't planned She played it with uh you played it with Caleb right Caleb Francis. No. He's about to next time Okay, I can't get him to commit to it. I think he has like this weird thing with like demons and shit I don't know maybe Yeah, he played phasma phobia with me that was fucking and when he died

I pretty much was just like like I'm like I'm about to fucking just kill myself cuz it's playing that game by myself was not Fun, and he's like okay. I died. It's up was just like, I'm about to fucking just kill myself. Because playing that game by myself was not fun. And he's like, okay, I died. It's up to you. And I'm like, no. We're not. No, it's like, oh, back in the truck. We're taking a wild guess as to what kind of fucking demon this is. You're not going back in there.

Banshee, I was wrong. Fuck it. We're dead. Wrap it up. We're going. We've got to. It's up to you to go in the demon house by yourself. And I was like, no, we're not playing that.

It's just like the backside story. That's like literally it's like all your friends and memories. Go back in and discover what demon's next. Or hear me out. There's gas. Burn it down. It starts. The car starts.

We leave. Yeah. We do an Instagram post. We get some likes. That's literally the end of Phasmophobia. We leave. Yeah. We do an Instagram post. We get some likes. That's literally the end of Phasmophobia. I miss you guys. You try to figure out what kind of demon or ghost it is. And then when you get back into the truck, you have to guess.

And it'll tell you if you're right or you're wrong. Using clues from the game. Yeah. It's a lot of fun. I don't know. Fun's a word. I would say another one is sweaty games. It's a lot of fun. You played a fucking game. I don't know if fun's a word. I think another one is sweaty games. It's a lot of fun.

You played MDR? Oh, that's awesome. I'd sooner play that in VR than Devour. You know what would be a good podcast? We go to a haunted place. We have our mics instead of in completely dark different rooms and we have to talk to each other. Can we do that?

We're like, hey, we're doing a podcast. Can we? We have to do that. Yeah. That's a fucking great idea. We get a pop-up table. Dude, our podcast is big enough to get a little bit of pool at a haunted mansion or a haunted prison.

We're asking our guest question in different rooms because we don't do it together and it's all just dark other than one light. You just see Heather's eyes. I'm wearing a crucifix. Nobody can stop me. We go to Charleston, South Carolina. It's one of the most haunted cities.

It's my favorite place ever. They have a haunted prison there. Charleston, South Carolina. It's one of the most haunted cities. It's my favorite place ever because the food set up in like the airport Prison there and my oh my god there with scratches on his back one time Yeah, and his his girlfriend was like as long as it's dark It has to be there like in control be sobbing and like we could they never figured out why? His girl there that was the reason babe. Where'd you get these scratches from a ghost Girl there that was the reason babe. Where'd you get these scratches from a ghost? So many ghost prisons like like

Just killed a lot of people that probably should have been killed. Yeah. That's cruel. Charleston is one of the oldest cities in America. Oh, yeah. It's fucking... Dude, let's go to Charleston. I love it. I hope the IRS isn't listening.

We can just ride all the way. I mean, no, this is a write-off. This is literally... There's a haunted place in Louisville, Kentucky called Waverly Hills Sanatorium, and it's an old tuberculosis hospital. and they had a death chute where they literally would just throw bodies down this death chute. They have paid... You pay to go,

and you can stay overnight and do whatever the fuck you want. Oh my God. It's to a point of where they have a little ball that you can throw to the ghost children and shit. It's fucking terrifying. I used to hear stories and shit. Heather, you get to see all her faces. We're all in individual rooms.

It cuts to her face. She's like, okay, guys, I'm ready. It cuts to us. We're in a nice trailer. We left you there, bitch. It's locked. Okay. We need two hours. Talk. What's the prank show where they tell their friends what to do?

The nice Someone's going to play catch. What's the prank show where they tell their friends what to do? The impression. Yeah. Like, we're nice. Yeah. Like, we have booze. I would never forgive any of you. If all of the friendships ended immediately. Oh, my God.

The doors are locked. Heather's just, like, trying to get out of this. We set cameras in every room. We spent a lot of money on this production we're gonna ask you questions Also, there's height spicy wings just try one at a time We don't know how it's gonna do we're rolling them dice I Want to do this about just like pitch black in the dark like just a single light in the middle of the table Are we do the green the night vision type? Yeah where we can't even see what's going on

We're trying to have a conversation about video games for an hour The ghost reacted come we do directly underneath the fucking death shoot where they threw TV patients. That's where she goes? I love it. Yeah. They have it to where you walk in. So we're not calling each other. One table? I mean, Heather will walk in a room somewhere else. You just see this cord right here. You're just a lost XLR cable

just going to another room. She's fine, everyone. Heather, stop screaming. That's not me. You're ruining the podcast. Die quieter, Heather. Jesus. Sorry, everyone.

Unplugs are made. She's like, literally in the middle of getting possessed, and you guys are like, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. Heather, you were way funnier like five minutes ago. Shut the fuck up oh cody hit her batty performs a bad exorcism and he's possessed this podcast sucks it sounds like episode two.

Oh, man. That vision doesn't work. It's the black screen for the entire hour. That audio is bad, too. Well, yeah, obviously. Welcome to unsubscribe. Oh, my God. The jingle.

It's black. It does the jingle, and it just immediately cuts back to Awww Daddy is fucking possessed We're just all Dying Oh, I love this idea See, this is

Batty, why is it so hot in your house right now, bro? I'm sweating too See? Bro, Batty, it's like 80 degrees This is why my house is always super hot i usually remember to turn it down before you guys come over my bedroom is 10 degrees cooler than the rest of the house this house is like 90 degrees right now my bedroom's like 60 what do you do in the summer i haven't been here in the summer no good thing this is where we have our podcast set up I know It's a cool

Balmy 98 degrees Matt said he'd go in on the studio We need to just do it I started getting warm I was like why am I so warm right now I keep sweating thinking about these video games And I'm like maybe I'm just sweating Why is your shirt so sweaty It's fucking 100 degrees I'm not keep sweating thinking about these video games. I'm like maybe I'm just sweating

Why is your shirt so sweaty? Fucking 100 degrees like a fucking Box what is definitely not the in there? Yeah, probably in there right here. It's a cool. We are bombing 98 degrees Florida we have clouds forming up Fucking on the top Of your small ass ceiling He's got like A little humidifier

In that other room For his lizards Yeah exactly You got your fucking Tropic weather in there Cause I love I gotta take care of them Aw you're such a good dad

I love my lizards They don't love you They're reptiles They have no Basis of love I'm gonna show you guys Feeding them after this It is the craziest shit To watch them Like eat Oh yeah you're new They're likeiles. I have no basis of love. I'm gonna show you guys feeding him after this It is the craziest shit to watch them like eat. Oh, yeah

You're like shooting their tongues across the trying to like oh, yeah the community. Oh, yeah, you got so fucking cool Oh, yeah, I put peanut butter on your tip of your penis with the community They have teeth and they bite. That little flick, it's just like, oh. Ooh. Ooh. I love these lizards. Oh. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. He just did a ooh. I liked it better when you didn't talk, man. Shut the fuck up. I expected for me, like, but you do. I just want that artwork. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. You have that heart cutting to the lizard's face. It was like, hooker. Ooh. It's just like a T-Rex. Ooh. Where the fuck did peanut, they're lizards. They're not a dog.

Don't eat peanut butter. Sorry, what do you use? All the flies have glue on their feet Have you seen pictures of the cum box yeah? We've been on reddit man That come back one bothered me for a while That was I mean there's some mm-hmm. Right? It has those good posts And then we got a doggy

She's a stinky girl up stinky Yeah, I mean you do smell like a dog She's got long hair. She got a lot of fucking fucking hair She's got the hairiest elbows I've ever seen Bad you're you're in fucking second third fourth. There's place you are in the last round for second to last round second to last rounds I guess there's three but whatever there's the final seven finals in the winner For the shaker the shaker is next round so whoever wins There's two people going from the quarterfinals of the semifinals for the big G fuel competition that I'm in right now and

If I make it to the next round I get my own like baddie themed shaker cup that G fuel will sell and show As much as it pains me to say this badty did really good on his content. I did really good. The end goal is to get the shaker with your name on it. The end goal is there's a grand prize, which nobody knows what it is. They said there's a super secret grand prize for the winner. And we think it's like a flavor.

They do content creator themed flavors. And we think that's because everybody they selected for the entire competition, nobody has their own thing yet. That's what we think, but we don that's it because everybody they selected for the entire competition nobody has their own thing yet So okay, that's what we think but we don't know you slam that yeah right now, bro I wore a Sailor Moon costume. I was so proud. I'm not happy with myself and thank you guys for your support Yeah, I mean he does have that costume I've had that costume for two years in my closet in a bag, and I'm just like never gonna do it

Somebody sent it to me. I was like never going to do it. You had that costume before I had that costume. Yeah, I've literally had that costume since Vermont. See, it makes sense. It makes sense with me. Batty on the other hand. The whole point of the latest round was

to recreate or make a trending TikTok basically. So take a TikTok trend, something good and make a trendy video out of it. And I think I did pretty good. How's it doing on TikTok? It's like 80k right now. TikTok loves you. You get away with a lot.

No shit. I don't understand. That fucking ammo post still baffles me. Like the one where he's opening the Russian ammo can. And he's just like, Z Zay come open up your present I just yell at Zay 5.5 million views You're straight shooting a minigun right

And they just kept that up and it's got millions of views And I'm like I get butt fucked if I even like mention A gun Well I also have a lot of gun posts that get taken down Like it's pretty 50-50 if I Get a post to stay up like I have one with me Just going doop doop doop doop doop Snapping a double barrel closed and firing it twice. Yeah, that one got fucking banned

I got a strike or some shit for that one. They were mad The minigun one got taken down Everyone my gun posts I have to appeal like there's no Everyone I just I don't know what means I can like what I'm allowed to do. Yeah Yeah, we were we were talking about it too, is the, what Tik TOK doesn't like is ARS. Like you can have minigun shotgun.

I have an AK. I got away with an AK. But if you have an AR, that's what they really fucking don't like. Well, that is the dangerous one. Out of all the, that's that one.

Dude, I was, I was listening to the Joe Rogan,gan mr beast podcast and they were just i know i've been listening to it for a week now um they were talking about how tiktok content is curated for chinese people versus americans like in in china kids aren't able to get on tiktok from 10 a.m to like 6 p.m or something like that so that's why and then when they have the content on there is like science mathematics like all the stuff that can better you and they purposefully push like people twerking to fucking bullshit in the united states oh i guarantee mine is nothing but eating ass and tits and goth girls

so like thanks trina yeah yeah but you were part of their war on America Dumbing us down Fucking kill me The algorithms are so weird That's like you And you don't want to like We've discussed it Like yeah Like we are

Minus how you think this podcast is With every cum shit With everything we do We're still very We still watch the algorithm because it's the very like you're like how do we do this the best we can because you you were talking about mr beast and how that dude like watches every little thing on how he handles his content dude i fucking because i sat down with him at vid summit and talked to him for a little bit the

way he does his content is absolutely fucking insane. It's like if there's a lull where someone's just talking, they'll throw someone in with a red shirt or something to catch your attention or just throw some emojis here or there just so you keep watching every second of the video. God, we're going to need red shirts for our whole podcast. Just the whole time. That's what your beer is for.

There you go. Safe bet. Just punch in real quick. We are a bunch of fucking retards, but behind the scenes, we analytically, we focus a lot on keywords and like trying to push our content the best way possible. Yeah, dude. Anal licks. Anal licks.

Anal licks. Yeah, them anal licks. Very cool. And everyone has different because she has on your TikToks and your Instagram crushes pretty decently across the board, right? It's up and down. Like for a while, I was just completely like static with growth. And then I don't know what happened. Like four months ago, I was going up like.

Cody. What? She's a guest. No, no, no. Jesus Christ I was whispering to your tits I thought that's what you were doing at first I was confused Is this a new kink I'm not

You're a good girl You're a good girl You sit there Yeah my growth Then all of a sudden shot up, and I went up like fucking 30,000 followers in a couple of months, and then I'm back down to being static, and it was right after I posted that throwback video of Matt and I that was like dating someone into my gun or whatever,

and I was like, I just fucked myself by throwing that up. But, yeah, my TikTok's like up or down. It's so hit or miss with like what i post what's trending what what time i post it's so weird i hate it i hate it just because like you never really know yeah because roll that dice you just roll that dice just have fun yeah there's like no free speech apps there's just nothing where you can just post whatever you know short of like you know slurs and like whatever the fuck like we can't post It's just so weird like it's not like frowning on gun content to alcohol drinking content

Yeah, you can't post like anything like that like how is the dream? Is it one day is it gonna be unsubscribe where we just pop wadi? Already on it, bro Is it one day is it gonna be unsubscribe where we just pop wadi Glad you brought it back up to this so your intervention right that's what's next we're glad you came So Heather only drinks mezcal Which tastes like burned tires It's not It's a refined palette I buy like This is the cheapest bottle that I've bought

And it's $40 Typically I'll spend like $80-ish on a really good bottle Because I like enjoying the finer things in life Good coffee, good liquor I'm not going to buy cheap shit That's going to set my asshole on fire This is tequila that smells of old wood The legit just tastes like smoke. There's not a smoky hint. It's just like fuck man

You like any smell it watch? Watch listen, it's a it's tricky. It is the it is the like single malt scotch of the tequila world Stop it fucking 80 year old Mexicans drink that Me huh come here drink the mezcal me hot is it good okay? I can do it cuz I'm Mexican I don't know the rules on that one Is it good? Okay. I can do it because I'm Mexican. You all can laugh at it, I think. I don't know the rules on that one. I'm always laughing. Anytime I need a hyped up Mexican or Asian voice, I call you.

I'm like, can you do this for my video? Yeah, sure, man. You got the best of both worlds there. I know. He's like, hey, I need an autistic joke. Say it out loud. Can you say retard? I text it out loud. Can you say retard? I text it to you.

Can you just repeat it? Cody, please stop posting a picture of Ryden with you. That's why I keep chocolate around. I'm like, hey, I need you to say this word real quick. Come on down. Tell them to subscribe. That's weird. You guys never call me for ginger jokes.

What's the slur for ginger? I think it's ginger. You exist. That's the slur. Owie. Daywalker. Batty. Batty. Oh, God. I think I've said this before, but don't search up Batty Oh god

I think I've said this before but don't search up Batty on Twitter Or do Just not around your parents Go to that search bar and type in Batty And hit enter and see what happens That being said If you guys could start photoshopping his Face and head on

What pops up in Batty That's fairly normal in my content already Yeah no I'm not even faced by that anymore Photoshopping his face and head on what pops up and daddy As a chick so many times at this point There's a man who has me tattooed at there's a man that has me as a chick tattooed on his thigh like with the American flag Because I feel like even though I get like a gratuitous amount of like a large influx of weird messages, the dudes that I know get like way more like hardcore. Like you and Caleb specifically. Yeah. Like the amount of men that are willing to risk it all for you guys.

I'm just waiting for Caleb to come out. Yeah. I think all of us are. Yeah, that's the one. That's my favorite tweet he did. He was like, still not gay. Just letting you all know. I tweeted like four hours later. I was like, what about now? This is a nice four hour wait.

See how it played out with him. Bro, he was showing me his inbox last time he was at my house two weeks ago. That dude's a bear. It's straight up just dudes spreading their buttholes. That dude's a bear. You just picture that

with that light voice, that Caleb voice. I don't picture that at all. I don't ever picture that. I hope not. You have to picture him. Spreading open Caleb. Oh my God. No.

No. He's like, God sent me a picture and it was just his butthole and it was all purple. I'd be like, man, you need to go see a doctor. Caleb's like, little boys, I love it so much. Yeah, boy,

I just love him. Stop sending Caleb bottle picks. What's wrong with y'all? I like that he didn't say do anything for you. I don't get bottle picks. Now you are. Now you are. I'm not sending Betty bottle picks either.

Everyone. Liz'm standing there. Everyone. Unless you're gotcha. Betty, what's your type of guy? Like, if you had to pick a type. Are you talking like petite, Caleb size? Oh, you want like a homeless dude? The one that's mean to him. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You want a. No. No, no, no, no. Fuck Eli. Betty wants a toxic relationship I'm back with someone that doesn't talk to him So if you look like a donut No, I think it was I uploaded the pic of me in the G fuel tub

And I think I got flagged for nudity and they just straight banned my ass cuz it was right after I did that Mmm you sound actually They have to talk to you first Is there a famous people there is one specifically for influencers and famous people Oh, I need that one. I can't remember what the fuck. It's called Richard Ryan was telling me about oh, that's the one you pay for That's a different one you had to pay for that one Richard. I use clout Do I have a little bit of clout? I think it is like the closest concentration of people who use that is in Austin, Texas They have the one that's only for like successful people too Oh, I'm out. Yeah, it's like It it

Batty's getting matched with CEOs I think you have to like prove your income to fuck. yeah, it's weird. You have to make a good chunk like here you go But it costs like 10 grand or five grand to sign up Pussy worth that much we can make a video out of it. I'll sponsor you done. Oh my god Pussy's not worth that much. Oh my god. Wait, can we make Batty look like a CEO of Unsubscribe? We'll do like photo shots. Can I hold a clipboard with papers

on it in one? Yeah, you're just like watching us do the podcast. Got a headset on with one ear off like you have data and analytics. You're giving a class to us. He's wearing a suit. This is perfect. This is great content right here we can put it on the vlog channel sponsor it absolutely oh my god

Yes, and your first dates here in this chair And we get an interview Man I better be somebody I don't actually like I just imagine you Nailing somebody to a cross right there There's no coming back from that like stepbrothers Where they were in the fucking You shut up you shut up first of all you're wearing A tuxedo to be a janitor Fucking that's fatty

Oh it'd be so good Oh and then also we have The video when it comes out it should come out friday her so what meat canyon we had on last week which was a phenomenal episode damn that pop of meat went ham he's fucking hilarious man dude i just like watching him just slow just coming out of that bubble yeah and you see his dark side when he... The Black Rifle coffee. He makes his cartoons, though. He got a little whiskey in his system,

and it was awesome. And then when we got to Matt's house, Matt Best's house after, and he was just ripping into everyone. It was hilarious. Bro, he had no filter. He was just like, I'm gonna have fun. And then he did the Black Rifle commercial.

Let's hear the Black Rifle commercial that he made up for us. Hammered slurring his words. He's like, so mom and daughter, they get in a car wreck. Daughter dies. Mom looks. She's like, well, thankfully I had Black Rifle coffee this morning. I did it. It's all in there.

Surprise commercial. I hope he makes that. Damn. I was like dear god he is now in his dark place you just gotta watch it's just like it's just like watching the decline I was like oh I got here way too late but we were laughing so decline. I was like, oh, I got here way too late in the day. But we were laughing so hard. Dude, I was- He was doing this like 20 minute tangents about like us and random shit. And it's like, it was fucking hilarious.

We all just shut the fuck up and listened to him. It was, dude, he's a good dude. That creative brain, you get to see where it goes. It's like, oh, this is when you write down. Your voices don't ever quiet down. I was like, dear God, homeboy. Yeah. It was weird to watch that in real time.

Like you could see the gears turning in his head and it's like you, this is where it all comes from. Okay. Yeah. I get it. I get it now. Oh, so nice. It was so good.

But he, uh, we had that episode and then I think this week your challenge video will come out this week and then your podcast comes out next week I mean oh yeah That timeline doesn't even make any sense cuz this Doesn't matter listening to this so it'll be fine. They'll be fine. They'll give over timelines Yeah, you can no you can't have you listened to a podcast. We have no organization That's Like the goddamn Christmas movie discussion. I just wanna slap you.

Fucking me. They say coming this Christmas. That's not an exact date. Betty, that is literally a date that hasn't changed 2,000 years. Don't accept it, not me. Don't put this on me. Heather, stop looking at us weird fucking it contribute to the conversation you need to get on right they it's r-a-y-a there's 15 celebrities who are using this dating app

Matthew Perry that's a man those are I need women Demi Lovato okay Channing Tatum John Mayer Lizzo Nick Kroll Oh Nick Kroll's on there what the fuck that's random Chelsea Handler Drew Barrymore John Cusack Courtney love Kelly Osbourne That's the one they talked about on billions Yeah, do you watch billions? One of the main guys on billions It's like if you're if you have status you use this dating app, okay? I don't think this is gonna work cuz I'm me, but you know

Drew Barrymore swipe right on me I would flex that so hard I'm like daddy bring drew over. Let's get a quick podcast with her. Then go on your date. Can you picture him dating Demi Lovato? I hate it. That's awesome. She recently sang to a bunch of ghosts in a haunted house on some clip, and she said that the ghosts she was singing to, she was healing them, and they'd been sexually abused so the men couldn't come in the room or something.

She's a little crazy, but I feel like, you know. That's Fatty's type. That's her type. It's crazy. Great. Take a moment. Look around. Okay. Yeah, I think it could work. Okay. We'll go to the Waverly Hills Sanatorium. We'll bring Demi

Lovato. She'll sing to the ghosts who have died of tuberculosis. You guys can have like a shotgun wedding there. Yeah, dude. It'd be great. Touch her fat tits. Touch her fat tits. Touch her fat tits. I've never heard

Demi Lovato described as fat tits. I don't know who that is. Oh, she's a they them now. She's a fat tits. She's a they them now. Touch his fat tits. Batty's like, oh no.

Unsubscribe. Right now. Touch their fat tits. I want to see Batty date famous people so bad. This is what we need to put all the money towards Introduce them to us we create unsubscribe just to pay for his membership for this It's a thing Jimmy wants to go this really expensive restaurant don't worry use the credit card put it on the company card Wait go on

She was a heroin addict. I like you were like, is that too much? As you lean forward wearing a shirt that says, come. Is that the line, guys? Is that the line? It's okay. I've had many family members addicted to meth and heroin. Heather, I'm just reading the shirt. Chill.

I'm staring at your tits. I'm respectful. I have to make an excuse Cody's like there's words on there That's the coolest shirt ever Bitch I can't read No I'm just making an excuse for myself Since you have one. I found myself unironically doing that a few times.

Sometimes I'm like, oh no. Maybe I should go. Do I get a check? It's too late. It's too late in life. You don't want that. You don't want that answer. I don't want it.

It's okay. That's a dark spiral mental breakdown. You just don't need right now That's what I'm saying like this might be the one so like We're two chapters away from closing it man my epilogue was boring oh my god shit okay heather this is a new thing this is called the new thing uh we we started with unsubscribe is um come up with a new topic to talk about as a guest. A new topic. Yeah, right now you have to come up with something. Guys, we didn't write anything else,

so I'm just forcing something. I felt like we were carrying the conversation. I know, I just wanted to ruin that. You just wanted to ruin that by causing it to not be organic any longer. Yeah. I told you it's Eli that ruins the podcast. It's not me.

It's Eli. He's still not even talking to you. I can see that. He just said mmm. They weren't even saying any words to you. You just were like mmm. You just make body noises.

It's Patty. I'm just thinking about murdering you right now. Okay, I need somebody to go back in the podcast. Has Cody said anything to me this episode? I just grunt and nod at Patty. Okay, I need somebody to go back in the podcast. Has Cody said anything to me this episode? He's grunting. Anyways, Eli. How are you today?

Why am I still sweating? I'm still sweating. I don't know. Batty has fucking shitty air conditioning. AC works great. I mean. Your hands are clammy. You can't say it. My fucking shitty air conditioning. AC works great. I mean... My hands are clammy. You can't say it's...

My hands are clammy and it works great. I was like, man, it's because we're talking about these scary video games. I'm sweating thinking about it and it's just, now I'm just sweating. Yeah, we're just eating fucking mom's spaghetti right now. My ice maker works great. Waterfalls. Batty, watch it. Actually, the ice maker doesn't waterfalls look how boring fucking dragons don't worry about it

we have merch now we'll get some revenue I don't know I don't know I don't know look how poor he is oh god His adventure frog has a low credit score We have our steeds we ride in the battle he takes the public transport

Is a horse he has to ride on with and get them close to the mission We have like 60% like So come ready guys like Betty It's like, I'm ready, guys. It's like, Betty, what the fuck? Betty, here, take one of my potions. I bought from Whole Foods. I don't even like Whole Foods. What is the, oh, what is the, oh, that, fuck, what is, not H-E-B, it's like the low-income fucking. Piggly Wiggly.

Oh, that's, that's, that's super low-income. Wait, what's Piggly Wiggly? Do you know what Piggly Wiggly is? Oh, you're from Alabama. Yeah, I grew up on Piggly Wiggly oh, that's that's that's super low-end. What's piggly wiggly? You don't know what? So the the yeah the grocery stores you'd go to when you're a kid were called piggly wigglies I never heard of it's like if you took Walmart and then actually had Walmart on like all of all of the drugs Yeah Walmart and then actually had Walmart on like all of all of the drugs It was always in the worst part of town and it was just like I always pour when I was little that's it's Walmart Oh well for Fucking is the pig you use your fucking food stamps. No shit. I've never heard of a. I'm going to take you to a Piggly Wiggly one day. Can't wait. We're going to film everything. What if we just did like this? We find like a place where you can do Waffle House, Piggly Wiggly, and Walmart.

We do bingo on like how many fights we get. Rome, Georgia. Yeah. We have like our bingo cards and we're like, we have to find like. Got it. Yeah. Oh, bingo cards. Bingo cards.

We go to. Dude, unsubscribe bingo. Piggly Wiggly. Walmart. We each have to like check off all of the fucked up shit we see We have to get like video proof that we've seen it We could do one where it's just how many times does Eli make fun of Batty And it's the whole board and then you can just always win Hey first off everyone was laughing at you

Okay Having a great month oh no thanks Eli it's cool man baddie's frog can't cut his beard because he can't afford it that's the only reason

he has that long he can't even afford mana to like fight off the fucking creatures. Jesus Christ. This is a little fucking wizard hut. It's such a hate housing.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. Does Medicaid pay for fucking man Oh my god We give him the copper from the missions He's very bad at business He doesn't know we're shortchanging him we build this entire background for his character we get all the silver and gold just the copper buddy yeah you're doing good

i don't know why this is a jab at you but i basically heather he gets his mana potions from the piggly wiggly this is a jab at you, but I... Basically, Heather, he gets his mana potions from the Piggly Wiggly. What the fuck is a mana? It's what reveals your health and your MP, so your magic points. So imagine we

as successful adventurers, we drink a health potion and we're like, it's like, bam, it fills us all the way up. I love that We're explaining this joke now to So how these jokes work Well, we're walking around in front with it. Hey, what's up, buddy? So how these jokes work. It's like there's a drive-thru on a corner.

And they're like, let's do one more pass. Cody's spinning your feet for me. Jokes are always great when you have to explain them. Oh, man. We have to play more RPGs. Now that's a good transition piece. Was it? What would be? Okay, so Heather, you've never played like Final Fantasy, Pokemon.

Just hold your hand for an hour, Maddie. Give me your hand. Don't touch me. I used to watch my brother play Final Fantasy on PlayStation, like OG PlayStation. Yeah. 07? Yeah. What if we got Heather to play an RPG?

What what would it be sure? Barry Baldur's Gate, which is three three Baller gate would be good. Did they fix it? No, it's been an early. I mean it's better There's more to it's been an early access for two years or whatever. We play that our controller games I think like I do down rings She's she's watched so much all the dream with me and his sheriff sheriff Eli. Oh sure

Yeah, for like hours, and I was just sitting there thinking about how I would hate to play that fucking game Yeah, I was sick one day, and we sat in the bed and what sure if you like for like six hours straight Oh, he's so funny dude Yeah, he's fucking right around the corner. He is. Oh, he lives here? Yeah. Dallas.

Oh. Yeah. Fuck, dude. We'll pay for that flight. Yeah. Holy shit. Sheriff Eli, we love you. We love you. Your voice is beautiful. I don't know what his face looks like. I do. I do.

Yeah. Will he be out? Like, do we have to blur his face out? Or do you think he'll show his face? Is he still a cop? Oh, dude, I can get fucking swagger souls on here to thinking about it Yeah, I'm friends with swagger Still trapped in Australia or whatever. He's not trapped anymore. He came over here for a little bit I think a couple weeks ago. Okay, okay, so we could I

Say we put that into the budget get on. Oh my god percent. Holy fuck. What else are we spending our money on? Yeah, we're just going through the budget right now, but you blights What else are we spending our money on? Yeah, we're just going through the budget right now Tube lights And tripods And Batty's new dating app I'm serious about that Let's do it I would love that shit

Get people like that Sasha You rated the Russian Sasha Oh, it was Sasha last time. Yes, okay Okay Corn star Twitter Twitter were twitchers. No, yeah Twitches corn stars my dad calls me a twitcher. There's a lot of porn stars moving to Twitch right now.

There's a whole bunch. Do we talk about this last time? Well, we were just talking about getting them on. Because Sasha, we raided her last night and finally she was like, hey, thanks, Eli. And then people were like, go to unsubscribe. And then the mods were like, delete, delete, delete. It's like, son of a bitch. Fuck you, mods. Oh're ready to talk to Greg?

Yeah Oh okay I didn't know she was my age Is she? I thought she was like upper 30s I have no idea She's 30 I think she's 32

33 Oh we looked it up She only did porn for A couple years Four years Three or four years Those are some hard years That's a lot of mileage Real quick Yeah Oh, we looked it up. She only did porn for four years three or four years Real quick Yeah, she wrote an article or a book or something about it because she was like here

It's all the fucked up stuff that happened, and I don't want to do it anymore He's worried about a butthole. I would be worried about she was the anal queen So I would be worried about my butthole too if I did nothing but straight insane fucking just shoving things in my ass for four years straight Yeah, I was dating Cody And then a freeze frame when they bump knuckles and then friendship. Friends. Friends.

Friends. Friends. Friends. Friends. You guys dating? Trauma. There's a trauma right there. Are they dating?

I'm calling trauma. Are you guys together now? No. Heather, why are you sleeping at Cody's bed? Are you guys just friends? Do you have friendship hangouts? I'm saying daily vlog, Rick. Are you guys dating? I get that all the time in my DMs. Are you guys dating? guys just friends you have friendship hangout is this a friendship sex tape

are you guys just dumb questions people I For but stuff pal you ready The questions you guys all get asked you guys are like fucking vlog 40 and it's still it's like wait Hold the fuck on is John your son Regular Batman of the detective world. Yeah, it's literally like vlog 40 and you'll see the one random comment that's like, wait a minute, I've been gone for a long time, guys. Is Donut

banging Heather? And everyone's just like, goodbye. Bro. Bro. Great detective work, Sherlock. You've done it. You've done it.

That's the weird part about being on the internet, too. It's like very, people want to know that shit, and you don't know why, but they care. It doesn't make any sense. They care way more than you even care about them caring. You're just like, okay. Oh, this is a big thing. This is what you want to know. That. What else? It's like tabloid shit big thing. This is what you want to know. That.

What else? It's like tabloid shit, dude. It is. It's like when you go, you know, when you're checking out the fucking HEB and all the magazines are like, fucking this is dating, duh. It's like, why do you fucking care about that so much? It's like, why don't you? Who are you dating, asshole?

Yeah. Work on your relationship. You just respond to all those and be like, who are you dating? Yeah, I want to know that's what I was telling them yesterday me and Sav went to the fucking corn store corn? the Hollywood Hustler Hollywood

oh you can't say that you can't say that can you I would keep it out of the video yeah see corn flock right here now that we've heard I think I've said it three times we've said it a lot but it was like walking around and we're making Yes a corn flock right here now that But it was like walking around and we're making that like videos of like yeah that pornography

We were looking at the chronography section But it had like just hanging out and then I look over and there's two people staring at me. I'm like yeah It's always the worst what you got recognized at the corn store. Yeah I'm like oh no. Oh no, and they're just like doing this It was like oh fuck what is this dildos like? was like maybe they're just Embarrassed it and then it's like whatever and they're like walk up behind him. It's like black Coffee shirt is like That's why you. It's like black shirt is like That's why you were staring at me. This is super great

They went and told that story to some people. Oh, yeah Like Eli was yelling about the shapes of these dildos There was like normal ones weird I was buying a strap on Well, no, they're gonna be there look at the chubby cuz that's in the video I was buying a strap on well no they're gonna be there look at the chubby cuz that's in the video I was like look at the chubby it's like penis sizes and then there's the one that was just like I didn't know about the dragon ones until recently I didn't know about those until no have you seen the bad dragon dildos they're all like dragon dicks and shit yeah like i have the bad dragon

that's my big mug yeah because i found out about it because you had the mug and people were like that's what i was every comment said bad dragon bad dragon bad dragon i'm like what the fuck i looked it up and i'm like oh what and then and then I got on the corn tub And I was like holy shit. There are like tiny girls just Destroying their bodies with these fucking you are welcome with these The drag it's so weird watching zombies with my mods he sent me this Dude in the videos they're like this. They're like I'm in and I'll sit on this and you just see this come out their mouth You're like

They go back down you're like, how does that fit in your entire like it rearranges them? Yeah moves shit around a little bit They're like the Houdini system Dudos you're doing well, you're doing real good. You're a sword swallower. Flipped? The largest dragon dick is called the Oceanic Rift. At least they named them very well. Oh, where is this? Natural.

That's not natural. Why would you call that natural? How is that natural? That's not even... Oh, God. Mother of God. Would you call it natural? Why don't we have a bad dragon sponsorship we're selling the fuck out of their product right now Yeah, we are I don't care. Why does it have fucking it's so weird. Why does it have gills? It's a dragon dick dude Oh How big are these ones though?

A twofer? Bad dragon I think one of those goes in the other hole Giant. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast We're happy to have you here with us today We're gonna say prayers right now Going to church I'm just kidding. Oh Eli's making faces I'm trying to hit image. No Eli that's my dick

Stop. Oh yeah. This is faces. I'm trying to hit image. No, Eli, that's my dick. Stop. Oh, yeah. This is it. What's wrong with this? Whoa! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I just noticed the can next to it. Oh, my God! Why?

It's got muscles. Bro, that is... That's Goldberg's arm. That is birthing a child. Bro! They literally took a fucking bodybuilder... And they said flex Got him pumped up at the gym

And they were like flex we're gonna mold this And that is What are you supposed to do with that Real quick what's that one called And then they attack It's called the Tyrannosaurus sex You're not It's not Tyrannosaurus sex right there

Extra large Tyrannosaurus sex Is this on Bad Dragon We need a bad dragon sponsorship seriously. Oh my god Oh my god, it flexes It's literally a bodybuilder flexing is doing the bodybuilder flex. Oh, I can't tell what kind of fucking soda that is right there Totally don't know what the red with the white Is weird there's a polar bear drinking out of it Can we can we show we can yeah listen that the flood yeah cut off the top yeah, we'll do both of those I just like that. That's like me getting a flashlight with a girl. Just like flexing your tits

Literally a bodybuilder with a dickhead, so we'll cut off the dickhead and we can show that well here it is here it is Oh my god. I Yep, yeah on Twitter child shove a whole baby in there I got this bro oh my god are these oh no that's her asshole that's her ass for her apparently you can fit several raccoons in your ass she could yeah yeah she can get a bunch of raccoons up there holy if there's like raccoon asshole math that you can fit several raccoons in your asshole. She could. Yeah. Yeah. She can get a bunch of raccoons up there. Holy. If there's like raccoon asshole math that you can find on the internet. You kind of just like.

I just can't picture that. She's like, okay, put it in. I'm like, okay, are you ready? Well. You fall in. And I'm like, where am I? It's like me. Fucking.

Madden. Oh no. Madden. I'm just floating around. Oh man. Fucking. It's like me, fucking... BAD! BAD! Oh no! BAD! I'm just floating around! Fucking uh, Meek Canyon's Magic School Bus, skit. Yeah! We can just marry her.

Oh. Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can have that fact. Oh, dude. Butt stuff. Yeah.

I mean... Does poop just like fall out? No out You aren't holding anything in there What's the moment Why would you color it that color though That just looks like It looks like you're shitting A giant shit That can be woman inserts

I can't see what the Ow Put puppies on the screen. Really confused audience. Be like, what are they doing? For the chat. Okay, podcast people. Listeners.

Think of two of my biceps flexing side by side. It's got the dragon scales and shit on it. Patty's like, what are we doing? I mean, I've seen these. I've been down this rabbit hole, my man. It's got the the dragon skills and shit on it This is called my Tuesday and Thursday rabbit hole Called the bad dragon I'll say you know Sorry we're boring you We're boring baddie right now He's just Okay

The podcast was going I'm sorry I can't look away from it It's like a fucking train wreck It's called porn She's like oh my god it's now favorite Put your phone down It's bookmarked now

Why is that How do I unfit- Oh, man. Why did it get delivered to the house? Oh my god. What the- Heather, I think you got a- what seems to be the rear end of a 95 Chevy in.

Never mind, I'm gonna close it. Why is it have wings? Why is it flexing? Why is this small car flexing? It kind of looks like there's a dick on the tip of it. Baby, I'm not trying to replace you. I don't know, that thing looks literally like

it's replacing me. It's the size of me, baby. And now it's gone. Oh. He's being possessed. And now it's gone That's what I bring to the fucking haunted house You guys think I'm possessed by a demon Good At least we talked about video games for like 20 minutes

The horror game 20 minutes of that We only made fun video games for like 20 minutes. Did we? The horror game. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. So we talked about it for like 20 seconds. 20 minutes of that. Yeah. We only made fun of you for like one minute and 30 seconds. And then dildos for an hour. It's great.

This is quality content that will never get us like. A great memorial video for me finally. When it happens, it better be a good video. Oh, Batty, you're gonna die last. No, I'm not. Oh, my God. There's zero chance I'm last. Just be sad on the podcast.

We're gone. Hey, guys. My head is straight. At least they'll catch it in four cameras and eight Ks. Batty, why do you still have four cameras? Your co-hosts are dead I don't know Just cutouts of us

Just sitting there It's Batty with a Ouija board Just trying to talk Eli Make a joke Oh wait Donut's not talking again He's definitely here right now

In the afterlife I just picture You're in heaven You're like here right now. In the afterlife? I just picture you're in heaven and you're like, oh, thank God. And Batty pops up behind you in line. He's like, fuck. God damn it. Jesus Christ. I thought I was done with this shit. Hey, it's me, St. Pete. Hey, Gabriel, that's both of you now.

It's St. Pete. Thank you for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Of course, we have Eli and DoubleTap. Gabriel says Bunker now Insane Pete Thank you for watching The Unsubscribe Podcast Of course we have Eli in Double Tap We have Donut Operator And our very Very very special guest

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And your tits for showing up. They made an appearance. My job here is done. Let's go! Oh, Heather, where can everyone find your stuff? H-E-A-T-H-E-R-L-Y-N-N-O-H Heather Leno, across the board. I like how fast you said that.

Anyone can type that fast. H-E-A-T-H-E-R It's hard to type that fast with one hand you know yeah yeah say your name again yeah