Unsubscribe Podcast - 48 - Leon Lush Mind Control ft. Leon Lush

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

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Like, hey, this is what's going on. Sit down, drink shot. Welcome to Unsubscribe. You see what we mean to him? Like he's so mean to all the guests. This is what we start with. I'm on. Flux show this just so we know. Dave has pushed the right guests.

Dave pushes people. Hold on Matty we gotta get this. I'm feeling a little claustrophobic. I'm a little uncomfortable. That's Matty's low ceiling. I did not sign up for this. It's the carpet and low ceiling. You mean the mahogany ceiling? I don't know what. That's bad. He's low ceiling. I did not sign up for this. It's the carpet and low ceiling. You mean the mahogany ceiling?

I don't know what the fuck's going on with that. I just got a little of that. Oh, did you slurp it off the table? A little? You mean the whole shot you poured on the table? Slurp the fuck off the table. I don't know. I've seen your, you're banned off of Tinder.

Slurp it! You're banned off Tinder for a reason. I'm not slurping anything on this table. I have not done anything on this table. This table is for dnd and dice purposes only slurp that off the table not pussy 100 betty you slurped stuff over there yeah over here this is my side that's your side i don't with your side of the table i don't know what has been there's nothing because you sit where what year is this dust okay wait say hi to eli it's racially ambiguous that guy's fucking ridiculous

that's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching this podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or that's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do. It helps the podcast out immensely. And Donut and Eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make Donna eli happy today yeah for five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top donut say something motivating wait do we start here first yeah we just batty i'm trying to be nice to you

today and you start yelling at me because you spilled my scotch! I didn't want scotch! Okay, ready? That's his tradition. Nice one, Donut. I saw that. I won't tell. I won't tell. He cracked it early. I'm a little offended. He put it down without taking a sip.

You can't. You gotta. If you crack it, you take a sip. You don't just. I'm acting like Dave over here. I'm sorry. I don't want to be a Dave. Don't be a Dave.

You're not fucking a Dave. I'll fucking. Cheers, folks. I'll just fuck you. Sorry I'm gonna grape you later. That's nice to go from a strawberry white claw to a 12-year in a shop ready for. Oh, Jesus Christ. Let me just do some mouthwash and then slug some orange juice. That's delicious. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleFap, Dave,

and Leon Lush. They call him Dave. He said a lot of different names on this podcast from my understanding. But I think Dave is the one that's going to stick. We're going to try to be nicer to Batty today because we unfortunately gave him brain cancer last time. Yeah, literally. I almost died immediately after the podcast. It was sort of like mid-podcast.

Yeah, you could kind of tell, too. You got kind of quiet. Batty started having a bad migraine. It was bad or his bad genetics. We're not sure which one yet. One of the reasons they flew me down, actually, is because I've been watching and seeing his level of depression just escalate over the last probably 10 to 15 episodes. Yeah.

Having a previous relationship with Batty, I'm kind of like a cry for help. So I'm here to kind of be the balance to the scales that is keeping him away from the news right now. See, I thought you were going to push me over the edge. No, that's what you thought. Like a new host. I am an angel in disguise. I am here to lift you up, dude. You look handsome today.

Your house is great. The podcast setup is wonderful. I love the decor. The aesthetic in here is fantastic. I love D&D. But hentai sucks dick. So for that, I will chastise you until the end of time. I want to get a hentai tattoo so bad. Wait, hold on. Why does hentai suck? Dude, how do you not have a hentai tattoo? so for that I will chastise you until the end of time. I want to get a hentai tattoo

So wait hold on why this hentai stuff? How do you not have a hentai tattoo? I don't I don't It's on his back for me bro. Could you imagine just a hentai? Yeah, I know I do it all the time Oh man, I know I'm in bad company to say anti sucks. That was I might have jumped the gun a little bit I haven't given it a chance. I think it's why not just like pulled out your dick to some fucking anime chicks I just said I never said that dude. That's like a man. Of course. I of course had Okay, so I Fucked up see this is how this is how I make your girls suck Well, you've never just looked at naked women I meant to say anime, right?

Okay, you're just gonna Sure, like huge like Jam, jam juggies like like drawn up the arts nice Some mommy milkers But uh, yeah anime, it's uh, I'm just not that into it Yo, we should get a Vtuber on here next too I haven't liked anime Oh yeah, yeah, Mikan Mikan is not a fan We should get a VTuber on here next to us. You guys

He's like I'm gonna get skewered for this but I fucking hate Now now here's me Ken is more credible to me because he's an incredible animation artist an artist of all He's got skin in the game. I can't draw fucking stick figures So my opinion means nothing when it comes to that type of entertainment. He has a show on Cartoon Network. I know. I mean, he's kind of qualified. By the way, he's kind of qualified. You didn't even bring it up?

No, we didn't bring it up. The biggest event in his life. You brought him on the podcast and failed to mention it. We called Tim Kennedy. Yeah, I like it. Tim, we got drunk, so. None of our guests, we talk about things that matter to them. Tim Kennedy, we call him a turncoat.

And then we talked about video games and com. He's a big fantasy nerd. Which we didn't know going into it. We do zero research on any of our games. Listen, we like to shoot from the hip. I think that adds a dynamic that's maybe more sought after in a lot of podcasts. Most people prepare and actually put work in,

but if you don't want to do any of those things... You see me at lunch. I was taking notes. We went to lunch about two hours ago. Oh, yeah. Okay, let's talk about that. HeatherIDthrow.com. Got it. That's a great idea, Leon. Jesus Christ. All the ideas you wrote down, I'm like, please don't do that.

Leon, really, you just want to talk about HeatherIDthrow. Why stop a great idea, Leon. Jesus Christ. All the ideas you wrote down, I'm like, please don't do that. Leon, really? You just want to talk about Heather. Why stop bringing this up, Leon? I got it. You like her. Oh, this is the third porn reference you're going to ask me about? Why? That's great. I'm glad I keep talking about this thing.

I trusted you. You brought up hentai. You started this. I did start that. You thought that was anime. I hate hentai. Fucking cars. Cinderella. Leon, those are cartoons. What's hentai. Fucking cars, Cinderella.

Leon, those are cartoons. What's hentai? Okay, rewind. It's a Japanese word. I'm digging myself in a hole already. Love hentai, anime, baddies, cool, it's fine. I like dragons and D&D. All this stuff is very cool, not nerdy and dumb.

You have a huge house, super tall ceilings. I can touch them seating down. You can't touch the ceiling. I'm like this close, though. I'm like this close. If I jumped, I would palm it. As long as I jump, though.

Hey guys, welcome to the Dave Redemption arc. We're going to make sure that Dave feels better about himself at the end of this episode. Everything that he likes, I like today. That's the type of show we're doing. redemption arc Everything that he likes I like today. That's the type of show. That's not wait to forever sleep myself The greatest memorial But I brought you a custom 20-sided die you fucking geek motherfucker we're gonna make so much money off of his t-shirts when he dies I just pictured Batty and Hedon episode 52

and he's like I can't wait to see how they memorialize me hey guys what's up Brandon here we just seamlessly go in with no heartbreak we have a little picture on the tv on the tv just like next to like a little frame like

after a million dollars we make off of his memorial t-shirts that we don't give to his family Matthew's like... There's a little picture on the TV. On the TV, just like next to it, like a little frame. After a million dollars, we make off of his memorial t-shirt so we don't give it to his family. But he has no family. My dad listens to the podcast. Yeah, but he hates you. Yeah, that's true. That's why he listens to it. Just finding more and more reasons to be like...

Clearly he hates himself too if he listens to this shit. It's like looking in a mirror, just wanna punch my monitor. God I fucking hate myself so much but I love this fucking podcast because it makes me hate myself even more. So confused. I raised this piece of shit and I can't believe how bad I fucked up. I was searching for- Fuck I was supposed to be on your side. It's a slipper, it's so easy!

You can guess how acidic's the E line, he's a cancerous toxic piece of shit. Fuck I was supposed to be in your side He's a cancerous toxic shit, yeah, he's like I can feel the toxins like creeping through my skin I thought Leon was going to be the 22nd pushup, but he's like slowly sliding a barrel into Batty's mouth. I got you, bro. I got you. You cannot possess me with the hate. I'm a man of God. I'm a Christian.

I was a Christian. Not so much. Well, I kind of fell off. I'm like a fallen off Christian. But that being said, I'm a man of the people. And you, my friend, are a handsome individual. And I did just post to Twitter about how badass your stream setup was. Thank you. Seven monitors.

Okay. Guns everywhere. LEDs until my anus hurt. I mean, it was just incredible in that streaming room. And to that, sir, I say good on you. Just think of the porn in there. Not to circle back to hentai... I can't think of anything else good to say about you, but that line is enough.

I think that should hopefully get me through the rest of the podcast. Cool streaming setup. There's the $20. Sign him a card. The unsubscribed card. Matty wants to off himself, I think. I'm gonna head over to the fucking Norton Rack, get myself an outfit

on sub-f fucking credit card. Thank you very much. Guys, why don't I get that? Okay. Do we go first into, people got pissed we didn't talk about superpowers until like an hour in last time. It's like some of the comments are like, you guys waited? Okay, fuck you all. Y'all get fucked.

See you at the end. Nice. I like that. Fuck the audience. I love that. That's why we're so strong Fucked here. There's a 90% consensus that this is what my audience wants. Fuck. We love you to a man. Thank you Dave We love you on this side of the table three days He died and came back. He's ready. That's why his cat has two black eyes. My pussy's hurting. Patty, stop abusing your cat.

That's fire's power. I love my cats. Internet, don't cancel me. I love my cats so much. I love them more than any of these three. Yeah, they're covered in crusties, remember? Incoming that first documentary. Dude, bro. I would be canceled so quick who came on their cat baggy took a she took a play out or a page out of shane dawson's play wait what jane dawson wait no this is real no hold on it was a

big thing that like shane well you know how shane dawson got canceled for like making inappropriate jokes yeah all those years yeah one of the jokes that was like kind of came across is not really a joke is that he like came on his cat once so there's like a consensus out there that like it's kind of like probably 70 30 he probably did it and so to me to me i think that's fucking hilarious great news a lot of gen g kids are like oh that's terrible cancel him he said something 10 years ago that was bad. But yeah, I hope he does it again. I think it's funny.

Like joke about it or cum on his cat? Both. If you want fur in the game, you need to really cum on your cat to be able to joke about it, I think. Why would you cum on your cat? Well, I mean, you never wiped your ass with your cat? You got all the toilet paper and the cat wanders in. You start it. You think You leave the combo on this podcast. I will say, in the lead up to

coming here, I watched a few episodes. I'm like, what am I getting into? I came away with really one thing. I was like, I need to be comfortable with 237 cum jokes in an hour. Coincidentally, that's literally my style of humor. So I was like, all right, this is a good fit.

I'm going to go do this. You sit down. We're like, hello. Okay, Leon. Fantastic to have you. To have your cum. We're trying a new tactic. Our podcast is a fourth grade lunchroom.

Just first off. Jokes and tits. Fantastic penis. Love it. Yeah. The cum, the load. My God. Beautiful. Yeah. Cody sent me pictures cum, the load. My God, beautiful.

Cody sent me pictures. Nice side cart. It was great. Did you side cart in his son's bed? Oh. Oh, man. He came on my cat. Can we do earmuffs? Cody, earmuffs.

Of course I did. Of course I fucking did Of course I would. Of course I fucking would. Do I look like an amateur? He was telling me, the first thing he said to me this morning, he's like, your cat was cuddling me. Squirt was cuddling with him. It's like, so you came on my cat.

I woke up with Squirt, but I should have been the one called Squirt this morning, if I'm being honest. Poor Squirt. Squirt's crunchy. He's like a Dorito now. Hey Shane, I see being honest. Poor Squirt. Squirt's crunchy. He's like a Dorito now. Hey Shane, nice to meet you. It's kind of funny.

I get it. Okay. Big shout out to Shane Dawson. It's really not their fault. Like they don't really have anything to do with it other than the finish. Like that's really,

they're just like, they just become a cum receptacle. But not involved, it's not sexual at all. It's more business than anything. I want something to talk about on the than anything like here's your catnip this is the cum podcast so why don't i just do something that could create content later in the day so that made sense to me at the time it's true first off this is a gaming podcast i don't

know where you got it oh you did do the Elden Ring episode. Wine out of 47. No, to be fair, like our first 10 episodes, we had a gaming topic every one. Every one? Wow. For like 10 episodes. For all 10 until you spiraled out of control. With terrible audio and ones that nobody listened to. Yeah, we had about

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off-road package with a 2-inch factory suspension lift, you get both on-road confidence and off-road capability. Dirt road ahead ahead let's go truck month is awesome ask your chevrolet dealer for details well we're all gamers here which i think is we could probably bring it full circle back around to gaming at some point oh you're i mean you're a big gamer you've been playing what is your favorite style is it first person shooters rpgs like what gets leon hard okay well other than baddie's cat it's gonna be like arpg fantasy type stuff so to give

you a little background like and donut can sympathize with this uh many years vanilla warcraft i was hooked for about three to four years doing 40 person raids like big big dick into vanilla warcraft back in like fuck what was it like oh three four five six seven three oh four oh five yeah and then oh seven end of oh six is when burning crusade because i went deployed right uh after it came out yep yep so that's big into that a lot of warcraft like originally i was playing i was talking to you guys about this earlier at the restaurant that i was playing dial up modem land warcraft 2 with my cousins in the 90s. Warcraft was a trip, man. Starcraft 1,

Starcraft 2, RTSs, I guess those are called. Love RTSs. I still play Starcraft 2 with some of my boys to this day. Like Brood War? Or like, oh my god. Just Starcraft 2, Brood War. Let me know if you play Brood War. I will literally jump in on some Brood War. I love Starcraft so much.

Zerg, Protoss, or Terran? You look like a Protoss guy. Yeah, you like the pylons. You look like a pylon. You look like a pylon. Orange. You want to see my carrier group? Because, boy, I will bring it.

Oh, yeah. That thing's filled with eight little motherfuckers. They're going to flail me. So I'm the same way. I haven't played Starcraft in probably like 15 years until recently i started playing with my buddies and i was more of a starcraft one guy so i loaded up starcraft 2 and i'm like man there's so much shit here i don't know what any of these things do but i know that i can build like a billion zealots and just 12 carriers and i can fucking wipe the map so that's what i'm gonna do and upgrade it's like how fast

can you get to point a to point b and just speed rush like 12 carriers it's kind of vanilla how to do that i guess but meanwhile my friends are building like the rat like the things that like jump the walls and they're doing all types of shit i don't get time for that i just want the most powerful thing in the game and i want a lot of them and i'm going to spam that and send me all the resources you got you just got a high in the corner and hope nobody finds you while you're building a literal fuck ship and then you go you just then you kill everything or you lose first yes those are your options yeah there's no other there's no other alternative but to answer your question um i would

say historically growing up it was very like uh fantasy rpg rts age of empires to age of empires uh huge into that you what rpgs were you like fantasy and all the gate one two my boy stop touching Just red. I'm giving him like the Palpatine fucking lightning hands right now.

Fucking hate tape. Is your face coming out of my fingertips? Fucking white cloth smashes into his face. Point blank yeet. Fuck that, dude. What was your favorite RPG? Okay, you got Baldur's Haze. Did you play any like JRPGs or any of that shit?

I'm trying to think. So, Final Fantasy 7, I probably put $200 into. Emerald and Ruby? Did you beat? I beat Emerald. I don't think I ever beat Ruby. Ruby's a bitch. What about Ultima Weapon? 8? Yeah, I beat him. So, I didn't play much 8, but

9, I played a lot with Vivo and little me. 9 was sick. I didn't beat that one. I know I have fucking, there's one I need to go back andivo. 9 was sick. I didn't beat that one. I know. There's one I need to go back and play. 9 was good. And 10 was the first one. I think that was PlayStation 3 that 10 launched on.

Was 2? That was the new 10? We're that old right now. Jesus Christ, old. So 10 launched, and I love that game. And what was that game where you're playing underwater with a ball? Boots ball. Boots ball? It was 10, right? Yeah, it was 10. That's the one I really played a little bit. Yeah. And I love that game and what was that game where you like you're playing underwater with the ball

Yeah, that's the one I really played a little bit yeah So that was probably the last Final Fantasy. I really just a lot of time into what was the old guy's name Aaron I always forget a lot dude is jacked Aaron Let's ball was either loved or he fucking hated little ball. There's a minute like you hated that shit, or you're like Unskippable intro of this ball. I was bro. I download save files past that so I don't have to fucking do it I hate it now so much dude. Yeah, that was fun I was back when the controls weren't quite there for a 3d universe yet No, even previous to this let me throw it back a little farther for those you don't touch So you're gonna get that I don't want to give it back to you.

I want the hate. I have it. Okay, well, then touch away. I'm trying to soak it up. I'm a sponge right now. I am filled with too much love and joy in my life. I need some. Fuck Dave, dude.

Let's see if Matty hates himself. I need some pure. He does forever. Free bottle juice. I'm just going to. I want to get to the point where I'm like Tourette's just shitting on you in the middle of a conversation.

So Final Fantasy 7, fuck off! Fuck, your beard looks like shit! There's a goddamn line? There's a goddamn line! Let me talk about Super Nintendo real quick. Never, never talk about my fucking beard! I wanna talk about Super Nintendo real quick.

No! No! Nice gauges! Your ears look like fucking silly putty, you cunt! You got little bitch gauges! You're over here like, I wanna be cool, I'm old, let me just try to get it back. When you get a lip ring, fuck you! Bleach your hair, you piece of shit! This is so much better, come on! I've bleached it before. I'm actually...

Oh, you did that? Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that looks cool, dude. Oh, God. Somebody clip that. If I hated my... I know, I don't care! You fucking idiot! It's not a livestream, Eli, alright?

It's a livestream. We can clip it, alright? I don't want to What I was going to say The Tourette's took over God fuck Fat beard piss That wasn't directed at you It just happened to be fat beard

Piss Throwing it back to Super Nintendo Chrono Trigger anyone? Oh bro Akira Toriyama, the artist. Amazing game. Definitely beat Final Fantasy 3, but not when it came out later on as an emulator.

I beat FF3, which I think was a Nintendo game. Like a legit early Nintendo. I think either that or Super. Wait, did you beat the one for Super Nintendo? I can't remember. The third Final Fantasy was old as fuck. I think it was either Nintendo or Super. So number three was Super Nintendo. But can't remember. The third Final Fantasy was like old as fuck. I think it was either Nintendo or Super. So number three was Super Nintendo. Super, yeah.

Super Nintendo. But it was Final Fantasy VI in Japan. Yeah, it was Final Fantasy VI in Japan was Final Fantasy III stateside with the clown. Kefka. Yes. Kefka. Yes, yes, yes. But that's one of the all-time best fucking SNES RPGs.

Chrono Trigger, hands down, the best. Top three, easily. Easily, yep. 100%. Soigger, hands down, the best. Top three, easily. You're getting sick, though. Easily, yep. 100%. So anyways, that's a little history. I've seen a lot of video games in my time, and as I've gotten older, I've kind of turned into just a really abrasive, obnoxious meathead.

Wait, what? No way. People don't understand that that history is there. I'm just kidding. I'm really soft, and I'm just a softie that likes video games. And I put on this persona, but it's because I hate myself so much I have to pretend like I matter and care, but really I just want to sit around in myie that likes video games And I put on this persona but it's because I hate myself So much I have to pretend like I matter And care but really I just want to sit around in my house

Play video games and not talk to anyone forever You're a YouTuber So basically I'm describing what it's like to be a YouTuber Here's my happy face And life is good and oh my god this is funny Laugh out loud please just turn the cameras off and let me play Elden Ring for 45 hours straight I'm going to eat Cheetos until I die. Leon, you

quit YouTube for a couple months because of depression and to cure depression, you decided to play League of Legends. Jesus Christ. Why? That's not at all what I said at lunch today, by the way. Why? League of Legends. Why? I may have spitballed that a little bit.

Well, I just, that's a, I haven't quoted. At the end of last year, aka I may have spitballed that a little bit. Well I just, that's a, I haven't quoted it. Alright so, I'll get to paraphrasing. At the end of last year, aka... You really, you... You really spun that in a way that... And what do you think the title of the episode's gonna be? It sucks, doesn't it?

The YouTube Depression. It's real shitty with Eli's spin shit and shit's all it over, isn't it? Yeah, it's crazy. You must know nothing about that. Crazy. Shit, I'll be fucking ugly. Oh, God. So, to give some context to the absolute blasphemy that eli just fucking spit off at the mouth about we'll talk about later and when he's touching me uh no so end of last year i've

been doing youtube for a long time and there was just a period of a couple months where like every youtuber it's like you know what i just need a break i'm getting burnt out like we're doing the same thing it's the hamster wheel and all this shit and it was like winter it was like heavy into the like covid bullshit and i live in new england and i have a beautiful wife and child but my office is across the driveway above my garage so my life literally consists of me like waking up late because i am a degenerate and go to bed at 4 a.m go over to my garage and like do shit in the garage and go back and see my son for a few hours before he goes to bed. And then I like go to bed. So you get weirdly like isolated and like, I don't have a great,

I don't have like a real good group up there that understands what I do. That's a hard part. Which is one of the things I love about what you guys do down here. You have a lot of really good people down in Texas that do, that are in the industry and you get it right. And that's, that's awesome. And I envy that. And that's one of the reasons I'm down here is because I think that's a

fantastic thing to have people just collaborative efforts is awesome. And there's like a mutual respect. It's yeah. That I envy that. And that's one of the reasons I'm down here is because I think that's a fantastic thing to have people just collaborative efforts is awesome. It's fucking hard. A mutual respect. It's yeah. That's what I mean. Like a lot of people watch, you know, oh, you sit around and fucking make YouTube videos. Oh, that's real tough. I'm like, oh, you're right.

Honestly, it's not comparatively. It's not that bad. But the process to get there is what people don't understand. And then they're like, bro, I'll just hang out with you you can give me a plug i'll give you this sticker if you can give me a shout out and you're like i i think the thing that really took a toll on me and talking non-sarcastically for a moment i spent about 12 years in the restaurant industry uh while i was a musician for the first half of that and then as an aspiring YouTuber for the second half of that. And by default, your life is social, right?

Every week I'm going multiple times, five, six days a week to a restaurant where like, yeah, you hate your job. And it's like, oh, it's a restaurant. I got to serve and do it. But at the same time, you're like you're making friends and you're talking to people every day. You're out there, you're socializing and it's amazing in so many levels. And I took that for granted until i became a full-time youtuber which i don't take for granted i understand it's a blessing but all of a sudden after 12 years like my job i'm isolated there's nobody like sure i talk to people online but i could literally exist with never leaving my house for years at a time

and when covid hit it kind of exacerbated that because now i don't have a reason i have a reason to stay home yeah so it kind of got it took its toll i think and it got to the point where i was like all right i'm just gonna take a few months off and i did in the whole like i wouldn't say it was like it wasn't really like a it was more like it was a self-discipline i was depressed i mean yo straight up Cody, me, we both did the same fucking thing. We literally were like, fuck this staying at home. We're always isolated. We're traveling constantly to just hang out with our friends. Yeah.

This is pre-Texas? Yeah. Socially, we were discussing this last night. It's like my neighbor to the left was a manager at a car manufacturer plant. My neighbor to the right, he worked at Walmart. My neighbor across from me was a principal at a high school. And so you get together and it's like, it's hard to talk about common interests.

Because they don't, not to their fault, but nobody that's not in this industry has a fucking clue like what it's like being in this industry. Yeah, absolutely. Because it is so, it's just very, it's very like every week. Everybody's siloed. You don't know what the fuck's gonna happen next week like you're just kind of uh shooting from the hip and hoping you're gonna do the right thing and you're trying to do something funny and you're trying to entertain and you don't know

whether it's streaming or youtube bods and you're constantly trying to kind of uh make things that people appreciate and after enough years of kind of going through that it's like eventually you're just like if you don't have a good support around you like a lot of people that are doing the same thing or people that can provide uh you know some level of normalcy where it's like oh you're going through the same thing so we can do this together and that feels good about it talk about yeah caught up to me so i was just like a fucking support system it's wild i took two to three months i was like i did the bare minimum of uploads for with the sponsor deals i had throughout the course of the latter half of last year and basically just played league of legends for like that's the worst my friends which is even worse like oh you're depressed play league

of legends and then you're gonna want to kill yourself yeah perfect yeah the fastest you want to fucking forever sleep just that i always do i was playing other games too but uh yeah i just felt i just kind of like uh took a break but it's well it was necessary dude i'm back this year started uploading more frequently again in february and things are going great i'm in a much better headspace and i'm doing trips like this which are fucking awesome i have a great time just coming down to see people that i appreciate and enjoy and uh i mostly mostly dave that's a big shout out to Dave no shout out to Dave and the caveat off that it is people do not understand this space it's you're not

worried just about the next piece of content you're always fucking working no one's brain shuts off if we're at lunch dinner if I'm getting off of stream at 2 a.m. I'm probably still writing ideas down trying to come up with something texting you guys a fucking like 10 or 11.

Hey, shirt. Hey, this. Eli and Cody at 5 a.m. Like, hey, guys, we still doing that lunch thing today because I was upstream until 7. Yeah. And that's. I'm still. When are we meeting again?

How many. Can I get an hour of sleep real quick? And there's. Yeah. And there's no concept of time. Like, you guys, like, the average individual will be like, oh, man, let's hang out on the weekend. It's like, I don't have fucking. What does a weekend mean? Fucking, yeah.

I have no idea what a fucking weekend is. I'm like, I got this, this. I got to fly out. Got meetings. Got to do the business shit. Got to do. Like, it's just a fucking. Every day is just the same, right?

So, like, it is weird. Like, because we have this kind of this thing in, I guess, globally, but in the United States, like, it is weird, like, because we have this kind of, this thing in, I guess globally, but in the United States, like, Monday through Friday, weekends are off. Like, this traditional American dream shit that is, without a doubt, in the last decade and a half, becoming obsolete, obviously. Yeah. Right? Like, nine to five, Monday through Friday, like, we're in an age now where, like, technology

has advanced so much, and it's been exacerbated by the pandemic and shutdowns and work from home shit where like, um, like the idea of a sovereign individual where like you need to be in charge of your own shit. You can build a business. Everyone in the world has access to millions of people at any time through the power of a cell phone. And we're kind of like on the,

we're in that space. Right. And I like, it's amazing, but it's different than anything we've ever been used to it's new like it feels like old news in the last decade it's like oh yeah influencers youtubers make money yeah but that's just because we're in the space there's still people that are like i all the time i'm 36 right i meet people all the time where they're like wait you can make money on youtube still what do you make like a thousand dollars a month motherfucker

where have you been the last decade? Like, are you kidding? Like, it's crazy. So there's a huge disconnect between, like, where the world is headed and a lot of people that are not kind of chasing the cue ball. And I think, to credit to all of you guys, like, we're kind of all in the space where we're in a place where there's a lot of opportunity, right? There's an incredible amount of opportunity and we're all like taking advantage of that in a certain way, in a good way where we're providing people a place to come and watch things, entertainment independently. Like we're not necessarily like contracted to do things.

We're just kind of creating what we can. You're live streaming. Everybody here is live streaming, which is such a cool form of content. It's so much different than vods so different something i've loved recently that i've done more of is i've been streaming more and then you can create vod content from the streams if you edit it down in a certain way it's just uh the possibilities are endless discover the exciting action of bet mgm casino check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz. Make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals.

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pixels and in 15 years later we're doing vr we're supporting ourselves we're living in a world where like you don't have to leave your fucking home to have an audience of millions of people right ak cameras like it is it is moving so fast that it it's just it's scary in a way but it's exciting terrifying terrifying but exciting and there's so many people that just are ignoring it you're like i'm just gonna open up a brick and mortar store downtown and sell shoes sell necklaces and beads i'm like motherfucker if you're in 2022 open a brick and mortar store you have already lost put your shit online e-commerce youtube tiktok whatever the fuck it is start there and then expand tension is on the internet

and like dude i know some people i have some friends that are doing, you know, seven, eight figure businesses and they never opened a physical retail location. You don't need to, depending on your business. They have a fucking warehouse. The RCC just did it for two, three years ago was the first brick and mortar with Mason's store. After how many years of selling it? Six years. And that's what it was like built up to this business. And now finally we are in the brick and mortar space of like hey we're gonna have like 78 this year it's like a

novelty almost i mean obviously like starbucks like or the other coffee companies like it makes sense for that type of business this is the first time we're like oh we need to expand into this it took but it took how many years yeah and brcc is a very off brand of like, Oh, six years. You guys are fucking the size. It is. It's a very rare thing, but then it was, it took three years into the business,

almost four years into the business to be like, okay, we have our first franchise. Then we had our first brick and mortar corporate last year was the first brick and mortar was last year. And then expanded from there. It's fucking. So the first like corporate office for employees to be locally together to work as a like hey we're serving coffee we've had we had uh three different locations for all the other shit where it's roasting facilities east

coast distribution west coast distribution marketing team and then we're like okay now we have a corporate standard for the actual physical locations where you can go buy coffee for the first time and then they're crushing and we're opening 78 this year across the United States last year we did 20 last year you're doing 70 something this year yeah Wow there's like every but they fucking select yeah they're yeah they're like fuck you're looking at a fucking like they fucking slave but I love. Oh, yeah. No, I've seen that. Yeah, yeah. They're like, fuck. You're looking at a fucking, like, they fucking slay. But. I love how they keep opening them up besides Starbucks.

Oh, yeah. Every time. Almost every BFCC location is beside a Starbucks. And then all the business is like. I fucking love that. Because there is some underlying kind of like, what type of person are you? Where are you going to go? It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me.? Where are you going to go? It's right there. It starts with a Texas. And it's right there. You're getting that grunt. Hold on a second. This coffee shop has guns on it. You're the 30-round magger of the Vintay. I'm going to that one. What is that?

I can't even pronounce that word. I call it a beanty stuff. I love a beanty coconut latte cunt. I don't even pronounce that word. I call it a beanty stuff. Yeah, exactly. I love a beanty coconut latte cunt. I don't know if that's on the menu, but I want it. I know you'll give it to me. Just spell my name right, you bitch. Okay.

And then the next part of that, though, is why the fuck would you transition in the league when you're feeling down? Oh, yeah. I forgot how this even started. I know. Oh, hold on. It's 30-minute mark. Guys, don't do it. No, Bat on. It's 30 minute mark. Guys. Donut, do it.

No, Batty, you do a sales pitch real quick. First, Batty, do your sales pitch. You have to win the G Fuel thing. Yeah, Batty's in the finals. Dude, Batty's credit finals. Quarter finals. Quarter finals. Get this man a G Fuel flavor.

I will buy the shit out of that. I'm talking to you. So right now, I am in the quarter finals. I'll start with the 64 creators 64 uh content creators who have never done anything big with g fuel so no shakers no flavors nothing crazy and we're done in the quarterfinals there is four creators left right now um and if you go to gfuel.com use code batty uh you can help me get moved into the semifinals which means There's a baddie shaker cup which means you can you can hold me

Shake me around good or bad. It's up to you. I don't mind like a baby. I was just about to say that Okay Whatever you take So yeah g4 calm code baddie help me out Drink is juice. I like it. Drink that BATTY juice. Someday we'll get a BATTY Gamer Boy bathwater flavor. Who knows?

Oh, God. That's going to taste like ginger. Real talk. BATTY, he's loud and abrasive and obnoxious and ugly as shit. He's one of the nicest dudes I know. He really is. We call that the fuck, and we call that the compliment BLT. I'm just like, oh, he's so good.

He's so good. Three layers of insults and then one kind of innocuous comment. I don't think he's a good dude. It's like, buddy, wake up. I don't think he's a good dude. He's already dead, stop hitting him. He's like, buddy, wake up. It's okay. It's okay. He just punched me in the face. He's a good dude.

No, but I met you in Texas for the first time. 2020. Oh, God. We got to tell that story. Were you at the. Aerial shoot. Oh, my God. Oh, we got to tell that story. Okay. Do that... Oh my God! Oh, we gotta tell that story. Okay, do that self-pitch.

Wait, yep. No, do that now. No, you do it now. Is there something I don't know? No, you just... Out of rags! Pomade! It's really blurry when you hold it that close to the camera.

And you might be... Hold it over here. Hold it by my mug right here. Oh, there you... That's the... Beautiful pomade, beautiful face. How are you gonna sell something like this? This is the perfect way to do it. Out's the hit. Beautiful palmet, beautiful face. How are you going to sell something like this? This is the perfect way to do it.

Outofregs.com. Yeah. Outofregs with a Z.com. Also, you can go buy it. And on Out of Regs, you can also get your donut operator mustache and beard cream. You sure can. It's the shit I use today. It's the shit he used 100% not lying right now.

I used it this morning. Definitely not lying about that. Super. That is what he used. Donut uses it every day on all his hair. Batty uses it on his beard. He uses it on his merkin.

His pubes. You know what a merkin is. I'm actually lost. You have to know what a merkin is. What's a merkin? Am I the only one here that knows what a merkin is? It's like a fucking beard toupee, right? No, no. Gentlemen, gentlemen, I am distressed that you are not on the merkin level right now. Code unsub out of regs.com.

Oh, yeah, unsub. Unsub for 20% off. For all of you out there, a merkin is a pubic hair toupee. Oh, okay. From back in the day when they used to get a lot of, what do you like? Bush? Yeah. Lice?

A lot of bush. Yeah, because there wasn't a lot of cleanliness way do you like like yeah a lot of they would get like because there wasn't a lot of cleanliness way back in the day with prostitutes and weird so they'd shave their shit before it was cool to shave your shit and it was awkward and you would have to put a pubic hair toupee because they'd have to shave it to clean it up because it was like infested with fucking like rats and lice and all this gross shit and you'd buy a merkin and it would be like a pube toupee because you had to shave your shit. And shaved shit was not cool back then. Nowadays, it's like that's the norm.

That's the golden standard. Back in the day. In the 30s, 40s, 50s, and like the flapper era, merkins were big. Did the bros come out and they're like, is my merkin straight? Leon, how's my merkin looking? Oh, yeah. Eli, check it out. Oh, dude, me and my bros up north, we're always checking out each other's merkins.

You don't go out to the club without checking each other's merkin. No way. Batty, why is your merkin black? It's just black hair you have. The carpets aren't matching the drapes. We need to fix this. It's awkward. It's like long stray hair.

Yeah. I could have literally just plucked a few strays and made a merkin out of it, and you decided to go with the jet black merkin. Yeah, that's really a weird choice. John, will you tell the story about how we met? Yes, please. Though I love the mergans. The gas station baby mask and ashen.

Oh, yeah. No, no, I'm just saying ashen. Fuck up. Fuck up. So I have the memory of a goldfish, but here's the deal. I flew to Texas in 2020 to do a helicopter shoot where we shot arrows out of helicopters, and it was amazing. Who dropped the mag out of the helicopter?

That was this guy. Not me. The experienced guy obviously didn't do that. The fucking hell over here. I was resupplying ground forces with a vital ammo. You got it on the GoPro, too. You were just like, what? That's gone.

That's gone forever. Can I get a new Mac, please? And for anyone unfamiliar, so I'm, beyond the shadow of a doubt, the most inexperienced with firearms, right? But I appreciate them. My older brother's a lieutenant. He's ex-Marine. I'm just the one in the family that was kind of like a pussy-sheltered idiot my whole life.

You're the smart one. I'm from the Northeast, right? The smart one. Yeah, I'm the smart one. The smart one. My parents, God bless them, you could show them a gun and they'd be like, what's that? Wonderful people, but just... It's a lifestyle.

Which is weird, because down here the church is normal, too. Jesus gives you a 9mm when you sign up. Here's your Bible. Here's and God's country. Jesus gives you a 9mm when you sign up. It's great. Is that a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun? Here's your Bible. Here's your 12-gauge.

Father, Son, Holy Spirit, go away. A little holy water sprinkled on top called a day while the hands. Lord bless you. The blood of Christ,

that is called 12. It's a 5-5-6. Everyone raise your 9mms on the air. This is the blood of Christ. We drink that blood of Christ. Pop that gun back. 12 to 5, 5, 6. Everyone raise your 9 millimeters in the air. This is the blood of Christ. We drink that blood of Christ. Pop that gum back.

This is the body of the Spirit. Okay, everyone? Fucking start firing rounds in the air. That's what Texas. Literally, you could tell that to someone from the northeast and be like, yeah, that sounds like Texas. It's like 98% like that. It's not 100% like that. It's not 100% like that. Reddit's version of Texas.

Twitter and Reddit. All that to say, I came down. Had a great couple days. We had an incredible time. Met you for the first time. We went back to the hotel, drinking some beers. Went out late night on a stroll

to a 7-Eleven. Shit got really weird. I don't know i you have a picture of this no i was just checking on the food oh okay oh my god i forgot we got pissed drunk uh before we got to the hotel then we went to the hotel drank more i don't remember i don't know if it was white claw or whatever the fuck we were drinking at the time shit right do it dad stayed home dad is Matt Carriker who saved us from the cops What a legend yeah, maybe take a crane and a tractor for joyride

It was a fucking backhoe and like a crane And you're like hmm We walked about a quarter mile To a 7-Eleven down the road No sidewalk just walking through a field With holes and puddles And shit And then there was a weird baby mask

In there Just to reaffirm we are 30 years old and up. Oh, yeah. All of us are over 30. 30 plus. Yeah. Baby mask. You bought the fucking baby mask.

So I turn around and Batty's like, You put it on. What? You drunk ass. You're the one that was like, Dude, baby mask. Can you put it on? You're like eight foot tall with a fucking weird baby mask.

It was like one of these realistic, weird human masks like you see all the weird realistic face masks but it was like a gas station had a wall of them and why it didn't make sense it was a very peculiar to get robbed positioning for for that but it worked good it was you were because it was too small my my i have the size of a fucking steroid-induced watermelon. It was massive. Were you dipping your chin and going, meh? It was just so fucking soft. It's like stuck to my forehead.

I just gladdened this story. You were like, which one of you bought that? It's so stupid. It's like, Leon, you put that on on and you're like, I'm buying this. So this is one of those times where years later, because I'm one of those drunks that's like, oh, I was fine during that. And now like three years later, I'm like, oh, I put the baby mask on? Oh, I must have been fucked up. I'm realizing now how fucked up I was three years later because I felt good at the time.

In my own head, it felt fine. But yeah, it's just a weird. There's just so much white. Dan's having a problem over there. We're all piss drunk and none of us smokes, but we're like, let's buy cigarettes. Oh, we bought cigarettes. What was that? That's a fucking American spirit.

Because we're like 16 years old. Oh, that's probably mine. That's blues. If it was we're like 16 years old. Oh, that's probably mine. That's blues. If it was blues, I'd buy it. We smoked a lot of blues in high school for sure. Oh, yeah. They were good. Those things last a minute, dude.

And they burn. They burn. You get that sick feeling from the nicotine. This is what being drunk is like. I love this. Normal 30 to 35 year old adults May walk back to the hotel smoke your cigarette no no dude We sit beside we sat outside 7-eleven on the side where they'd like the little the ditch was

And the back and the backside the backside of the 7-eleven like seven feet from the wall of the 7-eleven No, we were on the wall of 7-eleven like seven feet from the wall of the 7-eleven. No we were on the wall of the 7-eleven Oh, yeah, we were sitting again. We were literally there. We were drinking four locos and smoking American spirits It's like you we're on the side where the light flashes and kind of doesn't work That was us like people walked up and they're like the fuck Baby Masculino. That's like that was in my top three moments of degeneracy I really hold that with that was in my top three moments of degeneracy i really hold that with fondness in my life because like you get to a point where like

you're doing the family thing you're raising a kid but like you have to have these moments in your life where you're just a complete piece of shit or like what are you even living for right why am i trying to be a good dude if i can't occasionally put on a baby mask and smoke american spirits outside of a 7-Eleven hammered as fuck. The smoking part. Yeah, the smoking part there was a special thing that happened. Do you remember that? We were next to the propane tank the whole time. He was ashing.

Oh my God, he's ashing next to the 500-gallon. He was leaning on it, ashing into the tank. I forgot about that, dude. Oh my God. You guys may have seen this, but in some states, they have the propane tanks in a big metal cage outside of the store so they don't accidentally blow up. You fill up your propane or whatever? So we're in this ditch smoking and drinking for a locust.

And he's leaning on it. Batty's got his elbow up on it, ashing onto the thing that's full of full propane. There's like 18 propane tanks in there And we're like we're like daddy Let's head over to the gas station Yeah, let's go over the pumps real quick and actual parents dad. Oh my god. That's funny. I forgot about that I was like something happened outside there I got over to the pumps real quick and asked over there instead. Oh, my God. That's funny. I forgot about that. I was like, something happened outside there, right?

Yeah. Something was like somewhere. Oh, yeah. We were just throwing live drinks. We were drinking four locos. We literally went in, bought four locos. And cigarettes. They got four locos.

Bought four locos and cigarettes. Smoked. I asked on propane tanks. We walked back. Dad had already gone to bed at that point, right? Yeah. That that was just saved us from the cops yeah because we were trying to steal the back we were trying to see yeah we were stealing we were borrowing it first off i forgot about that as a mexican the cops are questioning us a lot of experience here. Dude, Demo Rantz. Demo Rantz pulls up sober as a judge, and he's like, Oh, those are my friends.

They were just walking to the store, and he talked to them for a minute. And they're like, Okay, okay. We're like climbing on this. He's like hanging off the fucking bag. Swinging. Put this thing in the ground. The joystick's like, It's not working yet. Where's the keys?

Thank God I was only 35 during this. It sounds like I was in high school. I know. I was such a young back then. Just young and irresponsible as a 34-year-old. I can't believe I was doing those things. At 36, though, I'm mature. Imagine telling this story and being like,

what age were we? 17? Yeah, around there. Add another 17 and we're close. Double that. story and being like what age were we in the like 17 yeah around there double that two years ago after we shot fully automatic out of a helicopter but so to wrap that up in a ball like that is how me and dave got to know each other and it was like it was kind of love at first sight. Like I saw the gorgeous flaming beard and I was like, all right, this is a man I could get to know. We lived kind of near each other.

So that was helpful. That's weird. Just let the sound. And just stop touching. Just waiting for the hatred to flow through him. I wish I knew like a general competition line. Let the hate do it. But he starts floating.

He's like, no, stop it. Just force choking him. I have a general Palpatine robe in the other room if you want to get it. Like, I do. In the other room. Just put it on. Just hard cuts to that.

How crazy can we go with the visual effects? Can you make me Palpatine right now? I'm not doing any of that. But I will do that. I will do that little segment where you just force choke Maddie. I know you know how to do a thing or two with Adobe After Effects. I don't want to. If you want to choke me.

Yeah, well, I don't want to. You know, we could do that. That's why the guests don't sit next to you. That's right. They don't sit next to me anymore. That's why you're literally surrounded in a ring of salt right now. You're so fucked. You fucking flug. You're disgusting. Go over there. That's why you're literally surrounded in a ring of salt right here You fucking

Because the guests used to sit next to me then we swapped like we mean we should put down It was very uncomfortable for I think maybe it was one of the older Caleb ones like back at Donuts House still Really? Yeah, I don't remember any of this Caleb didn't do one at my house. Yeah, he did the first one there. Oh really? Yeah, that's funny What these are you was the unreleased podcast? We had an honor yeah, we had an episode unreleased. We were very not sober. Too many shots. A lot of mimosas.

That happens. Fortunately on this one, we're all pretty put together and handsome and everything looks good. Dude, we are fucking clean cut, clean cut, clean cut. I got a haircut before I came down here. That only happens once in a while. I gotta look good.

Well, I mean, you're an anomaly. Let's be honest. I shouldn't exist at this point. The fact that I'm still alive is mind-boggling. The reason I love you so much is because you're the dude in the group where everyone hangs out with you and it's like, wow, we feel so much better about ourselves.

I wish it was like, wow. i when you ask me about my depression with legal i was like i am fully happy right now fuck i feel better yeah that's in your wall picture baddie he's like not today not today forever sleep Not today Coiled up in the corner just weeping Like no idea why And I just pull up my wallet Like a scene from Armageddon Where he's like on the moon Looking at fucking Liv Tyler

But it's baddie streams in my fucking wallet And I'm like I'm gonna live to fight another day Cause look at this sad motherfucker right here Holy shit It could be worse? Rock bottom yet I might be in the Marianas trench, but I'm not in the morning corner My dad made so much like just a part of the child like ruin me. Oh, this shit might actually affect me

I was supposed to be a rock today and I'm blowing it right now. I'm so easily influenced by this prick on my left. I'm telling you right now. Like, this dude, like, I came in with the intentions of being your rock,

your angel, your Michelangelo. I'm like, he's the victim right now. This is very Reddit of you. Like, I am the victim. Like, you have fucked me,

Eli. I was going to soak your beard in cornstarch and suck it out. Like I had plans. I had fucking plans. Five minutes next to Eli and I'm over here tearing you down, bro. This is ridiculous. Fuck you, Eli.

It's your turn, all right? Okay. No, Eli, it's tough though because you're just so handsome. He's so handsome. It's going to be way too hard to fuck. He's just a short fuck. That's all I got. That's it.

You have two nose piercings for Christ's sake. That's so a short fuck. That's all he got. That's it. You have two nose piercings, for Christ's sake. That's so easy to make fun of. I have three. God damn it. That's really nice. Holy shit. I was trying to save you. Why'd you tell me about the third one?

I can't lie to you. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. I had a truck in Vegas that got another one. That's actually a good story. That's a great story. Imagine going into a fucking piercing tattoo shop and like, to the nose, they're like, you already got one? I'm like, do it again. And one more next to it.

Whole punch, let's go. Shit, I meant the other side, don't worry about it. It's alright, we'll do the same side, it's fine. No, he's fine. Oh my god, okay. And superhero powers, because we made him wait for 54 minutes Just like you said has it been 54 minutes. So this goes quick. That's the hardest part is fucking yeah Wow, it fucking just disappears

We got one more shot before super Yeah, Leon clap Do that was solid Look at the elbow taught me that No Do them the solid baby I masturbate a lot Look at the elbow taught me that See the difference in sound fucking make eye contact with elbows, bro. That's all you do So that comes no you just look at look at mine Look at my out you look at mine. I'll look at yours ready. Nope the fuck

Why is it so loud and powerful I'm 36 figuring out something about a high five I've never known. Who taught me that? I don't know. Wasn't me. Mr. Rogers. I'm awkward. I wouldn't do shit like that. You're like, I make eye contact and then miss. That's my white power. Maybe I did see something. I can't even make eye contact.

Dude, you do one of these, like, yeah, yeah, oh, okay, so, oh, we'll just put it in the shed. The turkey white people handshake turkey haha mr. mr. Leon lush sir if you were to join a superhero group right possibly name of the group is called yeah we had to choose your first superpower booze drink this is I mean your kryptonite Kryptonite in a superpower quite frankly at the hour that's what alcoholics say So Right now it's a super power. Yeah You join you you awake one day blue superpower. Yeah, you get picked up by a superhero group called the offenders Don't worry about that. That's later where we have you have some superheroes in your group that have say

Oh, you know you're gonna fly. Yeah. Yes, I can fly okay. I have super strength super speed super speed We have some others in the group that can go invisible Can create will say human weapons forever sleep forever sleep yep? But he yeah, oh stretching this was a new one yeah, I think this I was meat canyons Yeah, and then the human weapons is another one. What would your superpower be? So we've already got flight, stretchiness, what was the other one?

Strength, speed. Strength, speed. So like everything Superman does. That's off the table. Yep. I would be like Jean Grey, mind control. See, I knew it.

I literally thought about that today. Oh, we can go deep with this. Think of what you can fucking do when you can control people's minds. You can be way more destructive than some pussy ass Superman. You're thinking the same thing. I can fucking fly in tights, motherfucker. Cody. I can control everybody's minds. You can be way more destructive than some pussy-ass superhero. I can fly in tights, motherfucker. I can control everybody's mind on the planet. Cody, what's his offset power?

There's a problem. No, go, Cody. Let's hear it. No. We're going to have to come up with this together. So you have your power. In order to use your power. Oh.

There's an offset. There's a contingency. Yeah. That's not good. Nice. While I'm flying, I have to shout racial slurs. So every cop stream. While I'm using my strength, I literally start coming uncontrollably.

That's not a negative thing. I'm not trying to do everything. I'm trying to be a superhero, especially 2022. Let me save you, child. that's not a negative thing I'm trying to do everything I've been trying to be a superhero especially 2022 you child good many of the old Leon lush fans know I did a video in 2017 about a woman who had a disorder where she came to under 80,000 times a day or 280 300 times a day it's an actual disorder 180 thousand no that was I was that's the fucking 12 year. Okay. I was like, Jesus, fuck. How'd she move? 200 to 300 times a day. That's so many times.

It's a legit disorder where she's just constantly coming. And I made a video just laughing my fucking ass off while she's like coming, doing menial tasks. Oh, I'm sorry, lady. This is my burden. It must be so terrible. Fuck you. I got absolutely shit on the comments from people that were like, this is a serious disorder, she can't live her life.

And I'm like, cool, still hilarious. Don't give a shit. If you're literally cumming 300 times a day, that's funny, I don't care who you are, I'm sorry your life sucks, but like, that's hilarious. That being said, hilarious. Jesus fucking Christ! But also like, part of like like 20 of that would be pleasurable yeah but like like you'd be less canceled than donut no no no no no no no no we're in 2022.

you have baddie on the news man saves child and comes on him there is no way he is hated by so many people. Iron Belt, like, there's nothing escaping. It's sealed. You're, like, saving the kids still, and you're just like, oh! Yeah, the photos, like, the photos all the news networks have of you just, like. They're doing his vinegar stroke. And before, they're going back when you just made your first uniform, Batty. Simple solution to this, let the children die, save adults. That's all you got to do there. We go simple so I'm really passionate about like saving kids

Yeah, not just kids Saving kids I'm using my superpower. I like to pull kids out. I like to take kids out of the system and save them. I can save you. I have a superpower. You might have heard of it. I'm constantly coming. Eli, what's your downside? This is fucked up, by the way. Shut the fuck up. I love this. Eli, talk.

You should hear me, Candace. I have the speed of light. I can fucking... I just... No control of my bowels, unfortunately, when I do this. It's the brown streak. I am the brown streak. Yeah. You have the best deal by far. Partly because I have IBS.

In real life? Yeah. Oh, 100%. If the Indian food's going to exacerbate that, I would imagine. Oh, 100%. I'm double shitting today. So every time you go speed of light, you shit yourself. Yeah, I show up at the crime scene.

I'm like, what's up, guys? And they're just covered. I'm like, ignore this. You're covered in shit. This is kind of a bittersweet. And there's just a line everywhere. Just the brown lines. I just picture people walking across like, what the fuck? What the fuck?

Is this shit? You're so hydrated. You're like, ah! Are you wearing a cape? You can wear a diaper. You can wear an adult diaper and be a great superhero. You would get absolutely eviscerated nonstop by Gen Z. So there's nothing you can do. We need to rework mine, I think.

No, fuck you. Yours is not that bad enough. I sometimes shit my pants from just feeling lazy. Okay, but you shit your pants and it's done. And I want to shit my pants. It's done. Nobody has to you. Yours is not that bad. I sometimes shit my pants if I'm just feeling lazy. Okay, but you shit your pants and it's done. And I want to shit my pants. Nobody has to know. Sometimes I want to wear a diaper. Sometimes I just want to wear like a hole in my pants. That's what I mean. I'm feeling

assholey today. Oh man, the bathroom's 500 feet away. I'd rather shit my pants to get out of this He's running not 15 feet. He's running 800 miles. Yeah, but I can do it. Shitting the entire I can be a dickhead. How many of a diaper you need? Batty, imagine this.

The whole. It's not like one little shit. No. He's the brown stream. Batty, imagine this. You're streaming. It's the brown stream. Batty, imagine you're streaming. You're having a good time.

Yeah, this is the brown stream. I would. That would. For me, I would eventually adopt that as like a thing of pride. Like, I can shit for. Mine came from, I think, Mexican heritage. I can shit for 800 miles heritage straight i can drop a fucking fat shit for 800 miles like that's something you would you could flip the script and be like this

is something to be proud of is it a log or nobody else can do that i could fuck with my friends batty's streaming yeah he's in the midst and he's just like just just fucking splattered imagine how much you could do put a treadmill on 20 mph and just shit non-stop for like a day on that treadmill You could line people up I'm sure like if you're famous for being a superhero you could line up girls that would want to get you shit in their face Like you could do all types you can you can the best you're making a shit man. Elbows! There we go! I've been down enough internet rabbit holes to know that there is a lot of business in the scat party.

There is so much to be done there. Dude, my OF is going to just take off. You're creepy, you're fucked. You're not creepy. You're obviously scat, man. I'm the scat man! That's the other part. It has to play everywhere. I'm the scatman! That's the other part. It has to play everywhere I run.

I'm the scatman! Your asshole constantly plays funk music. So you're shitting not with fart sounds, but with fucking 70s funk. That's the best because you're the scatman. That's money, dude. See, this is good. You guys can think this through.

You've got the life right here. You're fucked. You're fucked. But what is my contingency? Like, oh, I can control minds, but like... You have to make someone do something terrible before you can control minds. That's what we gotta think. We gotta refine this one.

I fucking occasionally make my wife sleep with me, so... Marriage. Yeah. That's his down part? Marriage. Oh, no. Hey, hey. I'm fucking teasing. Women would be so... Wait, wait In marriage. Oh, no. Hey, hey. I'm fucking teasing.

Women would be so lucky. Okay, okay. We go into marriage. You would be so fucking lucky to get these fucking 18-inch. Okay. Pythons. We go into marriage. I'm very self-conscious.

He can control anybody's mind, right? But before he can use his power, his wife gets to control his. My. Mind. Hold on. Mind. Ooh. before he can use his power, his wife gets to control his mind. Hold on. You lose control of what you're doing to somebody else. No, his wife gets to read his mind at any given moment. Oh my god. Jesus.

Yes, sir. You are married. He's like, I don't like the superpower anymore. The superpower is very terrible now, and I do not like this option. You can control any motherfucker you want. Your wife. But not your wife. You can't control your wife.

That is very. Sweetheart, if you're watching this, you know I love you. You're my girl, okay girl you're my ride or die what am I about to say just hear me baby hit that mute button hit that mute button it's F9 maybe F10 on your keyboard

girl turn the podcast off take care of our sweet innocent child he doesn't need to hear this you don't need to have this in your brain I mean that would be... Problematic. I feel like a lot of back... You're about to turn into a politician so fast. I feel like a thousand boys alive.

I think that she would understand, like... The reason I love my wife is like she understands the male brain. To a lot of extents, right? When you start with, the reason i love my wife is like she understands the male brain to a lot of extents right when you start with the reason i love my wife and you're talking you've not talked with your hands this entire podcast and now you're pulling these guys out leave it to dan to turn the heat up i'm trying to enjoy myself he's like let's crank the heat up. I'm trying to have a nice time. I'm trying to enjoy myself. He's like, let's crank the heat to nothing and ask him about his fucking wife.

Wow, what a prick. Yeah, fucking Dave. I don't care. Bringing up this superpower. No matter what happens in my marriage. Why was that his offset, Dave? It's not going to be as disgusting as your fucking beard. I saw the moment. Stab.

Sniper saw the heart. Stab. All right, so let me get this straight. So like, I can control people's minds, but the contingency is that my wife can read my mind at any time. Yep. Even while you're sleeping. Why? I just like that pause, and then

like, the sweat. It's just one sweat that beat it up. It was like, yeah, okay. I'm cool with it. I think she'd adapt. I think she would. I think she would.

She'd adapt. Like, babe, I'm a superhero first and foremost. Well, what about Catherine? Who the fuck is that? Second, I'm a superhero. I could read my mind, and then I could counteract that. You can't do anything with hers. No.

Makeup rules for me table you can not your significant others so when she divorces your next one has the exact same power. It's like, I love you, shit. That's the contingency.

I will say this, okay? To get to the core of the thing, like, my wife is a fucking badass, and the reason I love her so much is because, like, there's an understanding, right? And we have a list. Like, if Tom Brady ever came into a restaurant, I would fucking tell you to go over there and fuck him Oh, I thought you were going to do well. I would too. Okay. It was a three-way That's ideal, but I'm Tom's on into dudes. I let her do it like we have the list like I appreciate just picture You asking for it through it and your wife's in the corner like This is not what three-way works, Leon. You're like, shut up!

Shut up! Me, Tom, and Ron are crap. That's what I've been talking about all the time. 78-year-old wrinkly dick. Like, that's what I want in my life. I can control his mind, so I'm gonna, yeah.

What I'm saying is, is this is a difficult question. I feel like I'm trying to get at it. Yeah, that's tough. I think that I would allow it but it would be i think eventually i think we'd eventually be able to come to terms like there's no like any girl worth her salt i will say this any fucking girl worth her salt okay and i'm speaking to the general community right now and maybe i don't want to be too aggressive

understands to an extent like maybe 35 of how the male brain works and that's all they need to know because the other 65 is not good is dark it's not good you don't want to go there it's gross but as long as you understand that as long as you understand the 35 you get the gist so it's like oh my husband like that is some weird fucked up shit that is going through your mind right now but But like, you're a dude. And like, okay, I get it. That's fine. But as long as you come back to home base and you're like, I'm just a guy.

And like, these are natural primal instincts. And like, this is how I feel. I appreciate like sexuality all over the place, guys, girls. You have a list, right? I appreciate handsome men. Like you guys know, you guys talk about cum every day in this podcast, right? Yeah. Every day. I appreciate fantastically handsome, good-looking men,

which is the only reason I came to this podcast, quite frankly. Right? With the exception. He touched you. He literally touched you. I don't know. It's a memory terror. Sir, you have a list.

You said you had a list, right? There's a list of predetermined individuals. With the exception. You had a list, right? There's a list of predetermined individuals. You have a list! Answer the question, yes or no. Of predetermined individuals? Yes. Yeah. And you have mind control powers.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No further questions. Fucking Dave, am I I right It's fucking Dave I'm trying to have a good time here Dave's over here just Crying in my ear

Play this game with me Let's go I just picture you and your wife Watching the Super Bowl And then she's just reading your mind It's like man I'd fuck him And she's like What the fuck

Tom Brown would suck the fucking Cum out of his balls right now And she's just reading your mind. It's like, man, I'd fuck him. And she's like, what the fuck? Tom Brown would suck the fucking cum out of his balls right now. And she's like, excuse me? And you're like, huh? What was that? The game. You remember I can read your mind because of the superpower thing. And you're like, fuck, I forgot about that. Damn it.

Yeah. Wow. I wish I was his son. Daddy? What I would do to get a kiss on the lips from that man. That's not a kiss, Daddy. That's like what he's known for outside of New England, right? He's just kissing his son on the lips.

Oh, 100%. Yeah, that makes sense. That's our guest next week. We're like, Dallas? Dallas Cowboys? That man kisses his kids on the lips. Fuck that, dude. That's all we got.

Can't get into the playoffs, but you know what? At least we don't kiss our kids on the lips Can't get into the playoffs, but you know what And then we just cut it right there. Just got to work with what you got. Your kids. You've been brainwashed. What I meant to say is that Dallas football program has been so fucking dog shit for the last decade. You have to work with what you got, which means I have to fucking shit on Tom Brady, the most winningest quarterback Hall of Famer of all time. He's a guy.

Because he kissed his kid on the lips, which where I'm from in New England, up to age 37, that's normal. I like how he's going to slowly lean in on that one. We all, if Batty's head

should have got it, it should be a tight on Leon's. All our faces just lean in where there's. Up to the age of That's when I just put a man in the same spot. Do you play Roblox? I don't play it, but I do log on to find cute kids I could fuck. That's why people play Roblox, right? I can't imagine

there's any other reason that an adult would play that game. If you're over 14 and you even log into Roblox once, you are a pedophile. There's no any other reason than an adult would play that game. No further questions, Jerome. If you're over 14 and you even log into Roblox once, you are a pedophile. There's no other solution to that problem. Weirdly enough, and I know we've talked about this, that is a real problem. There are predators all over Roblox. That's what they do.

Go to my sister. Yeah. Yes. Nah, she's not a predator. We need to reframe this verbiage. She catches the predator. We need to weave and phrase the verbiage mmm fucking predators wrote Cody sisters like Yeah Roblox is a big problem with pedophile I feel like for it I mean any there's a lot of games that capture attention from a younger children demographic.

And the thing is, we're never going to... You can... I don't know. I've had to come to terms with the fact that you constantly are reading stories of just the most fucked up shit. And it's like, oh, you can fight against it. Your sister does an incredible job. And all you can do is kind of swim against the tide and try to do your best to fucking

expunge some of these, whatever predators, people are doing bad things. But like the reality is we just live in a world of really fucking broken, fucked up people. And like, we're just, it's always going to be like that.

And no matter how many iterations from like the 1900s when it was like horse and carriage versus like now with the internet, which has exacerbated like that piece of it, there's, it's just never going to go away. But it's at an all-time low now, which is the best part. Is it really? Yeah.

So one thing I love to say is crimes and shooting – any kind of crime, we're at an all-time low period. Other than epidemic, we had the largest crime increase since the 90s okay but even a lot of stuff school shootings school shootings for a good example 90s when we were in school was the highest time for school shootings by a double of late 2000s 2010 to 2020 we were at a time we were at a double to triple rate in the 90s media is the one thing that uh did a change on that so they had um who was it something fox like jeff fox he did he's an npr sure uh host and he he did a breakdown and he was like holy we were super wrong on what we thought was going on right now actually

statistically speaking we are an all-time safe school shootings everything going down pedophilia all that shit's at all-time low right now because they they've had a it's a fucking statistical breakdown fucking very good to read but when you read it you're like oh i didn't even know any of this because what you're fed is like it's the most dangerous time right now it's fucking terrible blah blah blah blah blah 100 there's there's a lot to unpack if you actually went down that rabbit hole but i think a lot of it comes from like these things have always existed right and it wasn't until the last 15 to 20 years where we could get fed breaking cases of this shit happening constantly constantly and in the feeds that we're addicted to algorithmically and we get to a point as a society right we get to the point as a

society and this is the part that I think about a lot. We live in a world where 90% of what we consume is being decided for us by AI. So where we spend our time, and there's a lot of implications about that. I even think about that little fucking thing right there. The A, go on. What are we going to react to?

So you're scrolling shit like oh Betty fucking had a piano recital that's cute fucking Johnny at a home run that's nice here's a pedophile I'm pissed I'm gonna fucking write a 15 page essay and the response is so now all of a sudden the algorithm thinks this is the stuff you like to interact with so it's all they start feeding you and this happens in a global scale constantly all of the time so you are consistently being fed shit that is engineered to create a visceral reaction out of you to get clicks and it makes the people money it makes the the overlords the money right the media the fucking the tech billionaires in silicon valley whatever it might be um so there's this

weird dynamic of like okay in the last 10 to 15 years school shootings pedophilia like all these things they're much more widely reported and adopted adopted is not the right word widely reported and talked about because it makes people a lot of fucking money but this shit has been happening forever like and so like this idea that like oh it's it's a problem now worse than it's ever been no motherfucker it's just being talked about where it's ever been because it's making people a lot of fucking money to talk about it right so it might be down because it's being put into the spotlight whereas for a hundred years in the

1900s of the early 2000s like this shit was happening constantly but we didn't have fucking cell phones so now like at least I have to be a little careful. Now we have YouTube channels dedicated to catching sexual predators like that are actually legitimate. There's also people doing it. Oh, yeah. That's fucking annoying. And they're they're they're faking it, whatever. But there's like it's a different dynamic now where it's a double edged sword, where it's like it's being talked about and seen a lot

more because of the free flow of information and so it makes us feel like viscerally that this is a problem that is that is overarching and something we have to deal with right now because it's just this huge thing when it might be on the decline versus what it was before behind closed doors so there's like this weird every like a good example is the NPR breakdown was every hundred thousand they broke down in 92 was the highest peak in school shootings. And you are out of point two four out of one hundred thousand percent. And 2010, we were at a point zero eight. And then we spiked in 2017 or 18 with a 0.12 so not even near that that percentage of 0.22 and fucking uh in the 92s and you're like holy shit but and thankfully npr did it thankfully i was like so happy npr

broke it down because that way you like it's npr everyone's like yo you guys are pretty like trying to walk this right now yeah and then everyone's like oh yo, you guys are pretty like. Trying to lock this right now. Yeah. And then everyone's like, oh, fuck. Oh, I didn't. See, this piece of information, but that's what they're dealing with. But the flip side is the AI. I didn't even think about that. The AI learning, hey, what these individuals like and how they push that because it's terrifying.

Let me ask you this because I think about this a lot. Okay. I grew up in the nineties. I'm an avid music fan consumer in a lot of my life as I was younger. Uh, I took pride in my music curation, right? I loved good music. I would make playlists. Like I always was the guy that like wanted to play old school playlists were like, whether

you were like, you can burn CDs, give them to your friends, like, pop this shit in your fucking Oldsville Cutlass 1993. Like, you're going to love this shit. Mike, Delta 88? Bro, don't play this game. I'm going back. But, like, listen, like, we've kind of, we're in the era now where everything is decided for us. Everything. Like, I no longer curate my own music because all i have to do is

type in like last night when it's khalifa spotify or what like an artist and he knows it's gonna feed it to me they're gonna give me what they think that i want based on that artist i like and that is permeating so many avenues of our life whether it's music twitter youtube facebook everything we do is content being delivered to us based on what some algorithm thinks we're going to enjoy to keep us there the longest. And it's terrifying if you really break it down and nobody really steps. Like no, a lot of people are not self-aware enough to be like, this is the world now we're not choosing what we want to consume it is being given to us to consume right which when you think about it that's how humans want it at the

end of the day what makes it more simplistic what feeds it what is the easiest pipeline for us sure think of it like no batty do you want to fucking go plant corn, water it, have the sun fucking beam on it, raise it, and then fucking tear off the husk? Or do you want to go to a store, buy it? Or even better, do you want to go on to Uber Eats? And just order corn on the phone. Oh, my God. I don't want to. You don't have to leave your fucking office, bro.

I was out. And you're like, holy shit. This is all I fucking. Do I want to find a God? Or do I want to sit on TikTok for 20 minutes? And look at asses. Look at all of them. There are so many implications to what I'm saying.

And I think that we all feel it. We're all a part of it. We all spend a lot of time on social media. And I think that the only thing we can do as people that people that are part of it is like be self-aware that like this is happening and like try to at least understand like when i'm being fed this shit from an algorithm or like i'm constantly seeing the same thing over and over and it's like let's at least take a step back digest it and be like all right how much of this is like something i wanted to see or do your own research. Yeah, you know Dior right? Holy shit And this is the thing like humans it we're at fault because we're so fucking lazy collectively and

If I didn't have to get off my couch for 24 hours a day, I wouldn't but I Guilty as anybody else but like dude we live in a fucking weird like matrix world where like if you like you could make a movie about how humanity is shifting towards this like fat happy like line on the couch

like a visual laser beam of TikTok just like infesting our mind with this innocuous shit that is so useless it's a brain worm thank you and it's shaping our youth it's shaping adults like it is changing the way people live and behave and consume it's crazy and i love it it is chaos absolute chaos i told them i told the guys about the ai because corridor does i've done deep fakes so i know how that ai works it's absolutely fucking terrifying

and now the voice the voice voice deep fake i believe i dude i because we have a single podcast of you i can now deep fake you with this lighting and then use your old like good shots of someone you can do it Yeah, and they the out what's the audio now to just your face? No, and it knows your cadence on how you talk it learns every little thing even I will say just put me in the dirt Dude, you know It's Leo notice yeah, it it's dude it is so terrifying because i was showing the guys at brcc i was like watch what this algorithm does and i was like okay here is a picture of an entire crowd of people i was like because i memorized a certain specific

person's face for a video and i was like okay watch i was like here's a crowd of people i hit ai and it was like this and then it canceled everyone out of 200 people. And this is like. Just honed in on them. Yeah. And it knew. And they got every frame. And it canceled everyone else out.

And you're like, oh. And then Corridor's video, they just did. They did Jake, one of their owners. I fucking hate this video. But all they did was just like, OK, AI, learn Jake's voice. And then what they did was bring in the employees. Like, Hey,

Jake has a new video for, uh, why he's moving back to LA. They typed out what they wanted Jake to say. And the crew was like, Oh, what Jake's moving back. This isn't,

why is Jake saying this stuff? This is not, but they thought it was him. Yeah. Cause his inflection, every little thing was fucking Jake. Other than, and Jake was on the car. He's like, at the end, he was like, waiting for a reaction.

He's like, I didn't do any of this. What the fuck? How did you get my voice this good? And they're like, oh, the AI learned it. I kind of want to do that with us. Just the, like, all three of us. We're going to make a podcast where we're just donuts. We're in inning one of this shit, too. That's what's donuts. We're in inning one of this shit, too.

That's what's terrifying. We're in inning one. I can make fucking donut superpower come to life. Well, his offset. We are flying, but we're being canceled. Contingency or the other part? The flying part. Twitter's not gonna like me.

Twitter's gonna hate me. Twitter's gonna hate me. Reddit's gonna hate me. Donut here. Hey, guys. Hi, everyone. It is absolutely terrifying to think where we have come to. This is at a point where we can make somebody look like they're saying anything. We can make somebody sound like they're saying anything. And there's no way to

refute it like you're like fuck that's me so I did an actual entire video on there's a deep Tom Cruise TikTok channel that's part of Corridor did the initial point of that so they got like a

Tom Cruise look alike actor and then they deep faked his face. The face, the voice. And dude, I mean, it is, if you weren't, if you, like, even if you are adept at like technology and how things work, it's very convincing. Like I went into it knowing what I was getting into. And it was still confusing. And I'm like, nah, that's probably Tom Cruise.

Yeah, that probably is. Yeah. And then you're like, every Facebook retard is going to think this is Tom Cruise. that probably is and then you're like every Facebook retard is gonna think this is Tom Cruise like let's be honest let every Facebook person I knew going into it as someone who

feels pretty technologically adept right I know what's going on in the world and I know what this fucking account is it's a deep fake and I watched it and I was like maybe that's really Tom maybe that's really Tom so you put that shit on Facebook And I know what this fucking account is is a deep fake and I watched and I was like Maybe that's really Tom so you put that show on Facebook for the fucking boomers Nice social media is fucking obscene and it's like like, we've seen it in the last five years with political campaigns, everything, anti-police shit,

everything you want to do. We live in a... We are in the land of memetic wars, right? Where everything comes down to storylines, narratives. How badly can you convince someone that something is true? If you can convince the majority, you win. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. Andancy of that too and we're like i said anyone anyone fucking

in like dude what's gonna happen next week we're 10 years from now so terrifying ah i know if you think in 10 years i'm gonna not we are my name is dave hi let me i hate mexicans let me flip the script a little bit Because like part of me Jesus I lost 45 pounds. Congratulations. You fucking fat cunt Another 50 to go, you absolute fucking beast. You look like a fucking boss of elder rings. Congrats, Margaret. Where's your dragon arm, you fucking...

I'm a dog eater! How many 20s are to die you hiding under your shirt, you fucking frumpy cunt? You pee-pee poo-poo poo man. You shut your horn out. You shut your horn out! No! Remember when we were best friends? Remember when I lived with you? Remember when you wouldn't let my son in your house?

We were crazy! I was getting the best blow job of my life. I can't wait. blowjob of my life. I can't believe it. I know you're listening. You think like me touching you is like a fuel for me to hate him is going to translate on the camera? Oh, 100%. It's going to be so good. It's fucking.

And then you just start yelling at her. Lost track of what I'm saying. Wait, touch me. Fuck you. We don't need forever sleep, Matty. Yeah, that would be the end. It's like, oh, oh. I know I'm going to regret this tomorrow.

You're so beautiful. Don't record that. It's going to fuck the air. Fuck, cut that out. Shut up. Fuck. I need this. Very handsome.

Let's see some Indian food. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Thank you for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Of course, as always, we have Eli Doubletap, Donut Operator, I'm Batty Streams, and of course, our special guest, Leon Lush! Leon, plug

yourself. Where can the people find you, you beautiful son of a bitch? God, you're tall, you're handsome. I just got a short show. YouTube.com slash Leon Lush. That's where I do most of my shit, and I stream sometimes on Twitch.tv slash Leon Lush. Same thing. I'm so proud of. All right, now. Listen, youtube.com slash leanlush. That's where I do most of my shit, and I stream sometimes on twitch.tv slash leanlush. Same thing. That was easy.

I'm so proud of you. Thank you. Cool. We love you all. Fuck you, bitches. Thanks for watching. Wow. Okay.

You fucking cut shits with that motherfucker right there. Dude, girl. Nice. You must drop fat shits with that thing, man. That's a lot of poop in that butthole. Oh, my God. That's the end credit scene right there. That's it.