Unsubscribe Podcast - 49 - We Love Baddie

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

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Audio check. Cody, you fucking just cracked the... Did you just jump line? What the fuck, man? Oops. You just jumped in line, bro? It's been so long. Oh my God.

Yeah, we haven't done this in... Three weeks. What are we gonna... Oh, yeah, ready? RAH! HAH! Oh, that was good. Oh no, now I have two white claws. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and baddie.

That guy's fucking ridiculous and donut. It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey, guys. Thanks for watching Unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or that's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it thumbs up it give it a rating of five stars whatever you do it helps the podcast out immensely and donut and eli will be very happy

if you do that and we want to make donna eli happy today yeah for five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top. Donut, say something motivating. Oh, wait. You got to do that. What? I was going to be nice to you today. No, you weren't. I was.

I'm with it. You've said. This episode is called We Love Batty. Did you hear that? I said his fucking name. I mean, that's not my name. My name's Kyle. I'm not saying that name.

Fuck that name. Oh, man. Hi, name. My name's Kyle. I'm not saying that name. Fuck that name. Oh, man. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Batty Streams, Eli DoubleFap, and no one else. No guests. It's episode 49. 49.

It's 49. Yeah. We got options for 50. We got Demo. Goldberg. Goldberg. Goldberg would be a great 50, dude. Fuck that.

Fuck you, Dem a great Fuck you demo You kind You kind human Very nice man Strong beautiful Can we just give a shout out to Batty looking all beautiful Also he won a contest

We've been gone because we haven't Podcasted in a while it's been like two weeks right Yeah we did what we did three four episodes In week, and we've just been using those. Yeah, yeah. That's called working hard. It was good because you were gone. I was sick as fuck. I was gone for a little bit.

Oh, yeah, you were gone, too. You were with Brandon. That's right. You almost died like twice. You had like back-to-back. Dude, I was sick. It was rough. Which is okay, Batty.

Your immune system doesn't define the character you are, which is strong and beautiful, and we love you for it. Why does this feel worse? Can I get a one in chat for comments for our boy Batty? If you love Batty, let's get a one in comments, because he is a strong, beautiful, red-headed man, and we love him here at Unsubscribe. Can I get a Batty in the comments section? You got anything nice to say about him? Tell us how much you love baddie in the comments how good looking

he is how hard-working he is how insanely loud he can scream I am a screamer that should have been your superpower screaming people just explode but you can't direct it everyone just dies that's his normal volume whisper awkwardly in the reverse like hey guys oh man what are you doing hey i missed you guys sick is good though i lost like 15 pounds while being sick, so. That's dehydration. Yeah, I know.

Believe me. And it was all through my sweat. I just sweat. I can't describe how much I was sweating. It was terrifying. Nice. Cold sweats are always great. The best ones.

Also, we need more y'all mother. Okay, we have like. I think it's like 40% of the people that watch the goddamn podcast don't subscribe oh my god yeah you subscribe wait it's subscribe to unsubscribe but in order to subscribe you have to subscribe to unsubscribe so click that button once and forget about it And then the bell what's the bell do hmm Oh notification bell I just like you hmm. What happens is the YouTube algorithm knows that my voice is in this podcast and fuck us I know exactly

See I'm doing it I'm doing the podcast a favor by not speaking No my last 26 My last 20 Hey What's up Mr. Beast there You just said okay Casual flex

No I like more you ignored No it's his producer Mr. Beast producer So I'm guessing this is probably a good phone call But I'll call him back Yeah Podcast is so much more boring That's how much he loves you all He doesn't producer producer so i'm guessing this is probably a good phone call but i'll call him back yeah podcast is so much more that's how much he loves you all he doesn't i don't feel the same way dude brandon and i went and helped we can't say what it was but brandon and i went up and we helped

mr beast with a video and it was really cool but i can't talk about it at all we can show it with these images with these videos that i that flock just put up random shit that has nothing to do with anything and we'll just pour what gets us canceled it just puts up dudes fucking it's like oh brandon and cody help with that wonderful transition to come yeah guys dudes fucking checking out our next product come Let's go back to how awesome bad. He is you won Just got a flavor bro, so I've been doing this g fuel competition It was the entire month of March with 64 creators

And it started with like sales and that was a couple weeks that it was all about creating content like who can make the best Why you air quote why you gotta because all they gave a shit g fuel i know your fucking game i'm a businessman all you wanted to sell at the end of the day baddie could have shit on a fucking g fuel homeboy was selling a lot of product and you would have won yeah talk shit about his new sponsor i mean g fuel my content didn't matter at all i wasn wasn't good or anything. Batty you did really good content. Cause it was really good. It was what? Five rounds?

It was, yeah, five rounds of content with two rounds of sales. The first round was like create some gifs and a video and that's what I did with the Gamer Boy Bathwater which turned out to be the actual final challenge for it where I had to create my own flavor and a commercial selling it

So you already did to you did it already done it, but I did another cuz that was a joke I didn't I don't actually want G feel to create a flavor called the Gamer boy bathwater. Why I do That is because I'm actually gonna sell Gamer boy bathwater, and I don't really want to deal with them too long You know still my idea. I Just wanted I just picture actually being that flavor this is like three tinder dates in you shower like pennies tastes like pennies regret bro oh my god so yeah we won it we uh i created a flavor called volume warning which was super cool because that's been like the title of my stream for three years i've always just said volume warnings i'm loud as fuck and uh we created a video for i had like a drone

out here doing circles and shit we had had Danny Warslop come over, lead singer of Ask Alexandria, to take photos of me to make me look like a rock star for the actual tub to put on it, and we absolutely annihilated the entire thing. It was really cool. That's awesome. So now they're going to take,

they're not doing a full brand new flavor. They're taking an older flavor, and they're going to reskin it. They're going to let me just pick whatever I want, and they're going to reskin it, and it's going to now be a Volume Warning Batty-th full brand new flavor. They're taking an older flavor and they're going to reskin it. Let me just pick whatever I want. And they're going to reskin it. And it's going to now be a volume warning, batty themed G fuel flavor. It's awesome.

With my own like shaker. Our boy did it. He was the fucking, the one, the UU video you made where you try. That was the only one I was like, I didn't come up with this. And I'm actually mad.

I'm so mad at how little effort that took to like, I nailed that on the first, like the transition, everything first try. I just, I just nailed it. And I was so mad. That's a take talk video.

That's how I'm like, the hardest part was me learning what to say in the intro. It's like, Oh, you don't, I don't talk in an uwu voice. What did you expect me to do? Like getting that right in lip sync took me three tries.

And then I did the fucking the Accidentally did the transition perfectly and I was like and I just wore I was like this is bullshit I was ten minutes is that on tick-tock. Yeah and Instagram luck throw it up My dad watches this Daddy's dad be proud It's the most complicated Perfect. No, stop. Maddie's dad, be proud. My dad. I don't know how to TikTok, guys. I don't either. It's the most complicated program.

They just added stories to it, too, for some fucking reason. Yeah, TikTok has stories now. It's really weird. They're trying to compete with each other. It's just Instagram and TikTok going, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the. Sorry I don't talk in a woo voice.

I don't know what you expected me to do. Woo. Woo. Woo. God, I hate it. Love it. The only time I got jealous. I don't know what you expected me to do Only time I got jealous I'm hard When I see good content, I hate it. I'm like oh good it came out I have no idea what the timeline is when everything's are happening I also like a like a massive like four-foot neon G fuel sign how much money they get in your ass to do Yeah, I want a thousand dollars for that plus commission, so that was pretty Fuck yeah, oh yeah, baddie dude you did it baddie guys again one in the comments below Show a boy love one if you're proud of patty it's just gonna be a bunch

of ones you know i had something else i did i did something else i don't remember what uh we did i did pretty gangster no but before we talk about my gangster stuff let's talk about nerd stuff first i've done it what's the word of the day come thank you that's i don't know i just knew you Thank you Donut comes yeah, and we're going to bottle that up and sell it on our website. Well, you can pick it up at Bunker Branding. Donuts come. Just a jar of goop. It's called Gamer Boy's Freshwater Jellyfish. You're going to need to drink a little bit more.

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for a couple days i'm making something for the boys for the boys god i love our gaming podcast. Oh, man. But we are going to talk about... Are we? Halo. Halo. The show. Fucking... I mean, we... Okay, wait.

Wait. First off, Ricky likes it. Ricky, I'll punch you in your face. I like it. Ricky Berwick likes it, too. I like it. I haven't watched it, so you guys... What episode are you on?

I'm like four in. There's some things I really don't like, but there's some things I haven't watched it. So you guys are you on I'm like four in There's some things I really don't like but there's some things I really can't hear I'm gonna this is bad Are you still wonderful human today? Eli says delete those ones in chat? They replaced Master Chief's voice, okay, I don't give a shit about that, okay That's that seems to be everybody's fucking big gripe with it. I don't give a shit about that. Okay, that's that seems to be everybody's fucking big gripe with it I don't give a fuck about that, but you're different you're on the spectrum when it comes to fucking fill Filming and then I know the entire story. I know that I do and it's very different and I'm very weird Your boy master cheat. Oh, okay, donut He's like homeboy walks around with his fucking helmet off the books. You can't do that They do in the books. I don't early on they do know

Only around each other that is the only time yes, and it was only Spartans these power like willy-nilly like civilians What let me eat that off and walk around and then fucking homeboy fucking deserting Never fucking happen so bull right so You got five foot eight five foot nine Spartans walking around I was like To yeah an armor the seven to your standard Spartan six ten to seven foot tall Well, they're like genetically modified right? Yeah, they're fucking giant and then you have like dudes that are just like Me new like I'm a Spartan. It's like, no, Eli, you're not. You're Mexican. You're not genetically modified.

If they genetically modified me to be 5'9", I'd be pissed. I'd be like, what was I before this? Was I fucking Wee Man? And then this is my final form? This sucks dick. So I'm like, why are they so short? Why the fuck are they taking their helmets off all the goddamn time? Because in the story, like, that is their, they always wear, all the girls, all the females had short hair.

Like, everyone, they were very, they were shaved, they were clean shaven for the suit itself. It's just all these little things. Weren't all the guys? Yeah. For the most part like everyone shaved Pale they look like child They don't have wrinkles or shit because they're never exposed to the Sun because they don't take their fucking helmets off

This is like they literally like well. Hey man. What's up? Every chance he gets it he has to show his face which I get pissed for because you have Mandalorian How many times did Mando take his helmet off? They cited Mandalorian as the reason they let them take their well I was I read a whole thing about why they were taking their helmets off. They're like well. They did it in Mandalorian One time at the end of the fucking first first second season first Oh, yeah, cuz it was it when it was uh it was with space boston okay right yeah space boston yeah space boston he had to take it off to help him yeah and it was

like right at the very fucking end and you're like this is like episode one he's like civilian hi my name is master chief i'm like okay i can live with this i don't hate i did tell savannah i was like first off the one job i would have i would have took if they were like eli you get to play master chief i'm like fuck yeah give me some apple boxes i'm gonna make this work those make you taller let's make you taller on set yeah we're gonna hire five foot four people eli's gonna look huge the entire show. I got this all day long. But the second that script would have been like,

you take your helmet off on episode one, I'd be like, you boys are going to put a pause on this. Maybe let's not ever show my face because I'm going to be the most hated person on the internet the second I show my stupid face as Master Chief. I like how he's playing Master Chief. I can't remember his his name it's the guy from 13 hours but the benghazi movie it's one of the he was a good actor yeah i'm i like him as master chief i really do because

i feel like you can't we can't hold on to john 117's voice forever i don't give a shit about but i've read all the like what's the hardest part is i've read every fucking book so i'm like deep in the lore of how the spartans work together like the other spartans like them communicating i was like okay this is more like uh this is good there was never a deserter spartan at that point in the program like they hired they would not have let that dude go so when you're a spartan you are you are the gang is con of your era era. They made a bunch of them. They made a hundred Spartans. All of them.

That was out of all the billions of people that lived in the galaxy. Yeah. There was only a hundred people that met the genetic code in order to be a Spartan too. So this is literally the Genghis Khans, the rulers of those eras. That's that genetic code they would say. It's like, this is literally the gangas cons the the the rulers of those eras that's that genetic code they would say that's like this is the spartan genetic so that's why they got those people and you want to have homeboy just like leaving he's like but i gotta fucking deuces it will never happen because those guys like those facilities were and then he left with a fucking a spartan outfit I wasn't sure on that

Like the Milner Armor I was like did he have the Milner armor Is he just wearing the fucking the undersuit Or like some like parts of it or something Remember he had Milner armor when he Was like leaving and he was like oh god Shut up it's like bitch you were wearing Milner Oh no he had his arm like he had it

Like replaced his entire arm right But that one yeah that weird Dr. Halsey. Yeah. Dr. Halsey's young. Young, she's actually young in this, which is weird because she knew John when John was five and he flipped the coin. That's why she chose. John is based off of luck, everyone. I thought Halsey was kind of young in the initial Spartan stages. Back with Reach, wasn't she?

Even if she was 20 when she seen John at five. Math. John at five. If she was 20, then John is at, let's say John is, how old does John look in the new series? Like right now, your boy's early 30s. So Halsey at minimum is 50 shut up Eli stop just stop you're ruining everything I will shit on this thing and then the fucking Covenant have

a human daughter okay yeah that's really dumb did you know that it's not a real thing yeah the key the Covenant have a human daughter but they're aliens yeah yeah it't give a shit about human they hate humans because you know why because the forerunners like we're the people that they like we were the chosen ones humans are the chosen ones in the fucking world of halo they fucking hate hate us they're not like hey come on daughter let's go you can be with the three main ones pain the prophets yeah the three prophets right. Pain. The prophets. Yeah, the three prophets.

The prophets, right? Yeah. There's three of them. I forget their names. Like Pain, Envy, and Smartness or whatever. Yeah, Smartness was one of them. Definitely. No, Smartness was the third.

Henry Cavill would have never let any of this happen. No. Oh, my God. Did you see his last post on Instagram? No. He's painting fucking 40k Warhammer figures Oh yeah he did a video Yeah he was showing off his little fucking

I was like I wanna marry this man and suck his dick Yeah he was on a Warhammer YouTube channel Not too long ago How big was this Warhammer YouTube channel I think it wasn't a huge one Okay so what you're saying is there's a chance Guys we need to learn everything we can about 40K right now.

Oh, bro, the second he's like, I'm coming down to Batty's very nice house. We'll have a studio by then. No, we're going to come here to this house. He has to drive up that road. I just hope he texts us. He's like, hey, can I stay at one of your houses? Paddies. You can sleep in my bed with me. It's okay.

I'm like, got you, bro. Savannah, get the fuck out. Leave or. Here, Henry, you can sleep in my bed. It's next to me. Can we all sleep? That would be the thumbnail for the end. That's the thumbnail.

It's just all of us laying next to him. I was like, Henry, this is for the thumbnail. You got it, bro. You got to do it. If he's going to like YouTube channels and doing Warhammer 40k, there might be a chance. Bro, dude, look at his little... Look at his Henry Cavill. Fuck, put it up.

Also, big shout out to Fluck for editing it. This amazing stuff. Fluck, you're fucking talented, bro. Okay, let's talk about Henry Cavill more and not Fluck. Okay, fuck you, Fluck. We'll pull up the Fluck, pull up the Fluck figure. The Henry Cavill, I just love. 24,000 subscribers.

Okay, so for the next three episodes were a warhammer podcast guys, okay? That's his mate. That's that's what he posted on his is he's showing off his 40k figure Henry everyone go on in your Cavill's Latin next last post and just start commenting fucking unsubscribe on his little podcast Yeah, why doesn't think people are being dicks to him. Don't be rude. Unsubscribe on his channel. He's like, why? Imagine if we just all paint

together. Oh my god! Instead of doing a challenge, we can just paint after. Oh, we'll ask questions while we just fucking paint. Oh my god. Oh. I'm bricked up right now. We can do this. We can can do this we can make this happen with our power combines

we need to learn about 40k right now big H we got you I know some's 40k I need to learn more I'll read the books who do we have that does 40k I'll read fucking all the books and give me two weeks

autistic superpowers go I'm like Does 40k or I'll read fucking all the books and give me two Autistic superpowers go I'm like I have all the knowledge now all of it I don't watch YouTube videos on it. I'll be good. I got this shit. I'll talk the lingo when he gets here Just about 40k you probably could Seems pretty into it. Oh my god. Dude, I just like he's like the most jacked, good looking dude who's like, I'm gonna go home and paint figures.

I don't know why he sounds like Macho Man Randy Savage. It'd be an easy one. It'd just be fucking great. Speaking of Halo, I jumped out of airplanes That's cool I haven't heard about this yet Not at all Nothing about you jumping out of airplanes

Can I ask a question first though? Why were you guys doing that? Actually for a fucking dope ass reason We had Clint And Jonathan come out Our double amputees Both of them fucking military They blew off both their legs because they were bad at their job

IDs fucking are they a bitch? Yeah, fucking pussies Clint hasn't jumped Period since his injury like three years ago, so injury he was about he was on his last mission I know yeah, it was like end of I didn't know that. Yeah. Literally last mission. Click trial on Instagram. Amazing homie. I just said Devgar. He was Delta,

wasn't he? Or he did some shit like that? He was other stuff. I will talk about offline. Okay. He did cool things. Yeah, he did very, very cool. He will kill. Clint's gonna kill us Not me I'm Prince Sorry guys I love you

Memorial birds Like Clint killed my friends This might be so nice But um No so Fucking Clint's BRCC flew out Clint's team But um No so Fucking Clint's BRCC flew out Clint's team

Also so they all Got to jump together for the first time Since Clint's Been hurt so it was a fucking phenomenal Mission statement mission behind Itself of why it wasn't just like BRCC boys are just fucking Off it was like hey let's get fucking good ass

content BRCC boys did fuck off but there was a mission behind it and seeing like it was the most emotional jump watching Clint get back into the wind tunnel he's never been in the wind tunnel since his injury so he's double amputee above knee and below knee flying dude watching

that if you want to feel like a bag of shit Fucking not fly I've never flown in a wind tunnel before So Sunday I like hop in I'm fucking like Yeah it's like a can just shaking up And I'm like And then you see Clint and

Fucking Jonathan get in like I was like first off they're cheating Because they don't got legs Okay it's less shit To move And this is Legs are bullshit's less shit to move and this is they're shaped like airplanes yeah this is when does fast grocery delivery through instacart matter most when your famous grainy mustard

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Instacart. Groceries that over deliver. Shaped like handicap airplanes. There's no wiggle. What airplane? It's like a bowing and you're cutting at the end. You're like, it's shaped like an airplane.

There's nothing to flail around. Don't flail your legs. Well, even when you're like, you're shaped like an airplane! How's your leg? There's nothing to flail around, okay? Don't flail your legs! Well, even when you're doing it! I wish they could flail their legs down on it! Shaped like an airplane! Is there a new merch? Shaped like an airplane! Our new merch is gonna give you a double amputee

and it's gonna just say, shaped like an airplane. That's it, there it is. It's gonna be some new blue,. That's it. There it is. It's going to be some dude falling through this. Falling. Oh my God. All right, Clint. You're going to be on our next show. I love Clint.

Oh no. Oh my God. But you watch him fly in the fucking wind tunnel and all that. And you're like, holy shit. They're like, you can tell they've done it a lot. A lot, a lot. Especially Clint. Clint. That's his old work. lot. A lot, a lot. Especially Clint. Clint, that's his old work.

Yeah. A lot of Halo shit. That's fucking wild. They got out and then watching him jump. And then I remember Clint's first jump. He was like, he waited. He could have jumped with us. He's like, no, I'm waiting for my team.

Team came in. They all got there. Fucking flew up. We're like, hey, hard time. 630. Got there at 630 in the morning. I know got there, fucking flew up. We're like, hey, hard time, 6.30. Got there at 6.30 in the morning. I know you guys haven't seen that. I mean, I do every day because I'm up that late every single day.

I go to bed at 7. The most wretched thing. Yeah, every day I was like, can we push that to the right like 10 a.m.? Any other time. 10, 11. 10, 11. Brunch first, couple mimosas. Let's figure this out. This is what we do And watching our times are different

And then watching him fly in and land and he did good landing is a little hard, but if I can player boom Nailed it then his buddy gave an amazing and emotional speech, which also, it was fucking funny as shit, but he was still like, you just get to see they haven't jumped with their buddy since he got injured. The last time they were, like, the last time they see it was Clint's fucking legs were blown off. Hospital, they all hung out. They came there.

They had the talks. I think I told you that story of clint's um like clint's story is fucking phenomenal it's like clint like woke up in the bed and he's with like two ex-wives and his now wife and the the his buddy's telling this story he's like yeah i was the one that made the claw it was emotional clint's like ah man i was coming out of those drugs my legs are gone i like my eyes I see my two ex Wives and my now wife All staring at me he's like he opens

Him he's like He's like He's like No no no no no no no I don't want to No legs you can't run away She's laughing But it was super emotional

It was an amazing experience watching him be able to do that The team was just fucking stoked And we had steaks and everything after Drank some brews after jumping a lot Out of the airplane And then Yeah it was a fucking dope experience And it was fucking terrifying

Jumping out of an airplane is dope i've told you guys a million like and they're we're all doing ifly i'm super stoked for it yeah jumping out airplane if you haven't done it go do a tandem just for the simple fact of that adrenaline dump is next level go to ifly if you can get in a wind tunnel try it out it is the most freeing experience you're going to be pissed off as shit because you think this is the easiest thing in the world it ain't floating as hard as shit you're just trying to figure out the body position and then you're uh can't wait for just our listeners that can't see this to hear that Okay, I fly next weekend yes

It's gonna be packed full of shit. We can be little kids like we have jobs Yeah, let's the same week day Wednesday, and then we can talk about it next pocket I'll be good vlog to be here next week. We can make a game out of it and give money away video second channel for I'm dressed like a wizard yes They let me put money in the wind tunnel this is bullshit you're like fly and get your money

out the top into the fan which I still don't know that was the one thing I was trying to figure out how those fucking fans work because i have no idea how that like you have to close it's sealed off system fans up top but when they return the wind super low there's no fans below you what and matt was talking about that i was like i don't know like i was looking down does it suck you i don't know that's why I was like I know I don't get I do not be fans below you dude. I was looking down I was like there's no giant fan below me what the fuck there's gotta be there's gotta be there's no way that you can't just

Make there's gotta be a face me. I was in this fucking Quadrant I was laying on the net looking down. I was like where the fuck does this wind come from? He's like no where the winds coming from coming from where do flying your back super difficult flying in general just sucks dick but oh it's so satisfying when you like once it clicks after day three and i could just barely float i felt like a fucking superhero but when you were jumping out of a plane and you're tracking i told you guys when you get comfortable and you can start flying and you jump out of the airplane by yourself and you track and you're tracking is when you like head south or west or east, depending on your plane location, how you jump, you track which way you'd never head towards the plane. You fucking fly like you take off. You can hear the wind flying

but you feel like a goddamn superhero and then when you come out of an unstable Evan was doing what I wanted to do in those last few videos where he was tracking and he just let you twist and you he just go into a barrel and then stabilize I was like that's what I wanted to do

why didn't you do it Eli? because I fucking hurt myself how'd you hurt yourself, Eli? After 16 jumps, I got home and I kneeled down and moved my backpack. I had to slip and I caught myself. And I did a mild tear on my quad because I'm old as fuck. You bent over and hurt yourself. After 16 jumps. I know, after 16 jumps. Jumping with the best people in the goddamn world i go home and slip and i'm like i'll be fine and i did i thought i was i was like i'll

just take a bath my shoulder was hurting that's the only thing that ever irritated me hopped in the bath epsom salt bath never done one of those greatest thing in the god bro. They're never done that. Yeah, I still when I would get poison ivy all the time Fucking dude if you batty you have to try like it sounds so stupid I was like this is the dumbest shit I have a big cloth up tub that I've never used except for go by filled with G fuel But go buy Epson salt yeah, yeah, okay? It's pretty calming dude your muscles like and they don't know how it works, do it. I don't use my muscles, so it's no big deal.

I think, like, scientifically, they still don't understand how it works. Drink a lot of water, because it does dehydrate you. Like, I was peeing syrup. I was like. Nice. A little rabbed over there. Yeah, I was like, ugh. But I was like, holy shit.

Oh, my God. It's the first time she's on the podcast. Oh, my God. Princess. Don't you? She's calling me so good. It's okay the podcast. Oh my god, pretty sure it's the reason Nice he's like do not love me It looks like I had a princess dumb truck. This is my cat With her little head

Like the tiniest cat head I've ever seen in that big-ass body and just how bad he likes him. Oh what? small head and big buds That's your kink, right? That's your kink? Small head? So you're looking for it at the bar? Like the chick with the smallest head? Yeah, that one. Your bitch's head is so small.

Yeah, Batty walks around, puts his hat on her. It's like, ooh, bitch, that looks like a giant hat on you. Some fucking weird man. God damn. But yeah, like, fucking, we have to go jump out of planes. Fucking, Batty, like, small head of girls. If you got a small head, hit it up before you bat. Stop it. Stop, please. God damn But yeah like fucking we have to go jump out of planes Fucking batty like Small head of girls if you got a small head Hit it up before you bat

Stop please stop I just pictured Throw up It's amazing we have to do it We have to tandem Oh man Yeah we have to do it We have to tandem.

Everyone has tandem. Everyone has to jump out of a fucking airplane once. I want to do it once without a parachute. That's called forever sleep. That's a different thing. I'm just trying to traumatize as many people as I possibly can when I go. He's like, I'm going to find an intersection, like a school, I don't know, a playground, and just fucking...

Lawn dart the fuck out myself. Thank you for not being selfish like Eli. Eli was supposed to not pull the cord on one of them so we could sell all this awesome Memorial merch to unsubscribe. They already have it printed for next month. He fucked it up. I will say that's the only terrifying part is I told you guys the landing,

the parish, just in general, anything with the shoot free falling. You're like, fuck. Yeah. What do we fall? It's kind of,

you're just falling. Yeah. But then you're like, what if my shoot doesn't open? And at first you're like, what if my shoots tangled? What if my chute doesn't open? And at first you're like, what if my chute's tangled? What if my chute does this? And it's all those fucking fears.

It's like my chute's going to fuck up. And naturally, the first time I pull my parachute, there's a tangle. Jesus. But you're like, oh, tangle is fucking nothing. It's like tangled four times. It's like four or six. And I was like. Was it just spin?

Yeah, you just pull apart and you kick your legs until you like, and then you unwind yourself. You have like five to six minutes before you hit the ground with that shoot open. Shoot still opens. You're just slightly tangled. You don't have no control. Yeah. So you just like.

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So my fucking fear was that I was like it's gonna be tangled and the pair She's talking open and I have to cut away and then I'm gonna cut away But it's not gonna fucking cut away And then I'm my emergency she's gonna go up with the second one and it's gonna be a down plane now I'm just gonna fucking eat shit in the earth none of that ever happens and Then you land and then they're like, okay, you just landed 30 miles an hour. I was showing the guys how landing is.

You're flying. I didn't know you landed that fast. It's terrifying. Hey, Fluck, put that clip up of Matt right here. Yeah, yeah, show Matt landing. Somebody once told me. And then you have a 12-foot window Which if anyone stood on the side of an object and you're like if you look down at one story

You don't want to fall to a fee. No, but in you but gauging it's super fucking hard You like look down and you're like man. I feel like I'm three of you stacked on top of each other. I know at four And then you jump off But my feet you're like just basing off your feet coming down at 30 miles an hour And you're like am I at 12 feet yeah, I don't fucking know let's fucking see Oh I did it. I fucking walked away. Then it doesn't happen when you're like I I oh and they tell you like oh If you flare too early, you'll just plummet you're like

ass i'm gonna what i don't wanna like so if you feel like that word if you flare it's not a good word 20 feet you're gonna go whoop you got because your parachute stalls after you if you stop if you when you full break when you flare your lace go out in front of you, parachute just drops. No, you didn't slowly drop it. No, there's no slow drop. There it is. You have one brake option.

There's only one brake. So you only have that one chance to flare. I get a second flare. You don't get it. There's no two flares. What if you accidentally flare when you're really high up? You just drop? Oh, well, if you're high, then it's fine have that's actually part of the course you talked about doing that Yeah, you got the forceful you have to force

stall stall yeah That's not fun you go like this one two three Five you hear it collapses and then it just goes. Yeah. I want to do this so bad. I want to do this so bad. And it opens back up and it goes. It will always open back up.

Just like hard turns are the most terrifying thing. But it's my favorite thing. That's how you descend really fast. You just start spinning. That's why I want. Screw it or whatever. Oh, it's why I want to screw it or whatever. Oh, it's,

I want to jump out of place. So my, my, I've wanted to jump out of an airplane my entire life. I wanted to do airborne stuff when I was in, I couldn't, it just wasn't a thing for where we were. We could do aerosol and like mountain warfare,

but you just couldn't jump out of a goddamn plane. I know static lines very different from, yeah, free fall. Um, and I've just never, I've never had a chance to like, just go jump out of a fucking airplane. I know static line's very different from this. Yeah, free fall. I've just never had a chance to just go jump out of a fucking airplane. I want to so bad. I'm such an adrenaline

fucking junkie for this shit. I love it. I fucking love it. Cody needs to do it. Pull them risers. Pull them toggles. Feel life. Dude, that fucking, oh, when you hard turn. Oh, that's, people, I have two jumpers before me.

I was always the first down. And you're talking, you have a seven second gap between jumps. So and it only takes 60 seconds before you fall from 13,000 to 5,000 feet. So it's a 60 second window. And then you pull your shoe. That's so fucking cool. And I was still the first one down because I'd be like, oh, I made it. Just hard talking.

I'm like, yeah. Just all the way down. I'd be like, oh, I made it. Just hard talking. I'm like, just all the way down. And people are like, Eli, stop. That is so terrifying. Because all the guys are like, bro, watching you in the fucking parachute. They're like, I pulled hard for a three sixes. Like, no, not because they do like 180. And you're like, once I felt it, because you you get enough G's where you're like, like you feel like the lights going out.

You're like, oh, this is so fucking dope. I don't want to do it. This is so fucking dope. Oh, my God. You're like, nah. Never again. What would be your adrenaline trunk? Like, what's your dump?

I don't know. Yeah, the car's pretty dope. Never again. What would be your journal in trunk like what you're doing glad Yeah, the car is pretty dope it almost hit a lady in the parking lot she did turn really sharp though We were playing around with the thing on the car where you can call it to you the summon mode Yeah and so it backed out and I started coming to me and this lady in the shitty little Honda just whips in and almost hits the fucking car while it's coming to us and I had to like release it to make it because you got to hold it down while it's coming to you this lady almost hit it and then it just decided to stop right in the middle of the parking lot not even on the right side or anything it was just like it was just

like blocking everything imagine that lady being like whoa shit a car there's nobody fucking in there it's just rolling by. It was weird. Like, the second you hit it, it was like, it started backing out of the parking spot. I was like, it was actually fucking dope. Yeah, it's kind of cool. This girl's walking by. I was like, the car's dragging itself.

She's like, is that yours? It is. I'm like, yeah, I'm his friend. It's cracking up. It's my friend's car. Oh, man. No, I'll do a tandem. I don't know.

Let me do the tandem first, and then I'll decide where I want to go from there because I don't like heights. I fucking fell off that shit in the Navy, and suddenly my body was like, hey, heights are bad, and you're going to get anxiety every time you're higher than three stories. That'll do that.

Well, thankfully, you have no control. You have 13,000 stories. Actually, you have no control. You're 13,000 stories. Actually, you're up there. You're up there. So you have no, you just kind of walk at the edge. That's what we were saying. Jericho would just be like, day one was the greatest thing. Because you see Jericho just like tiptoeing.

Who's Jericho? One of the BRCC guys. He's like, he's the new hire. He's the first art in the 375 for rangers but he was so terrified walking up to the edge of the plane to get off you just seem like like tiptoeing sliding to the side of it like putting his hand bracing himself and the instructor's like bro you have to jump out anyways. What, are you going to slip? There was another fucking thing I wanted to talk about. Halo skydiving.

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Don't hurt me. Okay. Have you beat Elden Ring yet? I haven't beat it yet. I just started playing it again. I have these spurts where I get so pissed off at it. Oh, I know, because you raid Elden Ring yet? I haven't beat it yet. I just started playing it again. I have these spurts where I get so pissed off at it. Oh, I know, because you raid me after your rage quit. Yeah, I'm like, fuck this fucking game, and then I'll raid Batty.

And so I had a little spurt there where I was like, I don't want to play this anymore. But then I watched this dude, Iron Pineapple, I think is his name. His name's Iron Pineapple? Yeah. That is an amazing Twitch name. Yeah, and he beat Elden Ring without causing damage himself So he uses his summons to cause damage Pro I hate every single person that does any kind of challenge on it on any kind of Souls game

Elder I hate he beat it like that. He beat it as as a a level one character he never leveled his character i'm so mad he does these ridiculous challenges but he also some of the bosses he kills him with gravity like just makes him fall off a cliff or something and he he beat radon which is one of the hardest bosses in the game and i saw him do it and i did it was like this is so cheating like it's not though like hardcore souls players say like this is part of the game and so basically when you go into radon's place you just cut it you you bait him out and then he starts following you kite him a little bit yeah you go west and then you can like skyrim hop your horse up this mountain and sit on this tree limb and he tries to get to you but what the game does is if it thinks you're falling for more than like 10 or 15 seconds it's like well this person doesn't need to be alive anyway insta death and so you can just instantly kill the boss without taking damage or hitting

him with a sword and then you get an instant 72 000 experience you know this reminds me of it reminds me of destiny like the the cheesing the raids and shit like oh fuck yeah oh it's like the the crota raid crota's end at the end of it people would be like one of the easiest cheeses in that raid was somebody would dc real quick oh yeah the fucking dc cheat oh this is great boss would just be like mid sword strike he would just freeze and then you'd all just run up and just murder the only one person like and then they'd plug their shit back in oh it's like the person with aggro or something just not even just oh? A single during the sword swipe phase when you drop his armor and he's attackable.

You had to do like... Somebody would DC real quick. They'd just fucking power off, power on, or fucking kill the runner. Unplug, unplug, yeah. And it would reconnect the player. And you'd be like, kill him. You'd be like, ah!

Because normally you only have a couple seconds to damage him, but this would extend the damage phase indefinitely. Oh, God. He just stays there. Yes. Dude, that's awesome. Cheesing video game bosses has been like... Oh, that's a thing. But this would extend the damage phase indefinitely Oh god he just stays there Yes Dude that's awesome Cheesing video game bosses has been like

Oh A thing forever and it is amazing I tried Man all the old If you look at the old games we used to play And you watch speedruns You get to see the cheese factors on how they used to do that old shit The dragon on the bridge

Have you fought him yet? I haven't fought him yet I know you're talking about that motherfucker Yeah this is Elden Ring like I Didn't realize if you hit His hind leg if you jump and hit his hind leg It does a continuous It thinks you're still in the air but you're doing

That jump attack with the great sword which Is one of the strongest attacks So my guy was just floating he was like I was like you just watched a boss the day I watched the meme about this where the dude was like After attacking I was looking at stream. I was like. I don't know what I just did, but I'm not mad about it Can you see how speedrunners are getting across the maps now how they just they stand in a certain spot and they pull their guard up and it just it just throws them

across the entire map and they found like like how do you find this shit they found 10 like 10 different places to go from one side of the map to the other to beat the game because it just came out today a guy beat the game in 12 minutes and 30 seconds. Like the area when you first walk out of the doors and the big golden knights in front of you and the guy with the white mask is right there. The guy that you're not supposed to attack that I attacked immediately.

Yeah. You just walk to a little rock to the right and put your guard up a couple of times. It's like, phew. And it just throws you across the map. It makes no sense. Do you think that spot's in there on purpose? Like they left that in there so speedrunners could do crazy shit like how do you couple of spots like that

that's insane man i never yeah and these dudes if you ever have you watched speedrunners on how they tried to break it down like they just go test that like when new things so i guarantee once that found out people are just walking around the entire fucking map. Every inch of a map. Yeah, it's ridiculous. That's one of my favorite, the Mario 64 speed run challenge. I don't know if someone collected the prize. They raised it up to like 20 or 50 grand. It was a stupid amount of money.

Like stupid amount of money. It was like 20, 50, 100 grand. If you can replicate this fucking thing We will pay you this much because we don't know how it worked speedrunners doing something and he did a you know The backflip with Mario. Yeah, it was on that tick tock World you play Mario 64 right not in a long time ago But you remember the tick tock level the level? Where it was everything's like super slow and if you go in and hand at certain speeds

it goes faster or slows it down. It's an iconic level. But... It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors.

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Yeah, well he's progressed the game like a fuckton. He was like like he's looking at stream, he's like I don't know what the fuck just happened. I don't know how to replicate this. And everyone in chat went fucking wild. So he's like here is the exact button code because they have button logs when they're doing speed runs yeah find that shit still no one to date

could replicate it they like don't know what the fuck happened to make him do that because he was like here back there he's like and he's just like and he's standing he's like bro i love watching speedrunners i will never ever in my life be able to do that. But I have a friend. His name is Bright Maris. He does like he does Souls game speedruns like no hit runs and shit like that. And it's like. How the fuck do you just. Play this game and not get hit.

Ever. It's a tweak. Do you know tweaks really good at fucking Demon's Souls game? Oh yeah, tweak is very good at these games. Dude, look. Tweak, bro. Watch tweak play. Tweak is a fucking monster fucking Demon's Souls games? Oh, yeah. Tweak is very good at these games. Dude, look. Tweak. Bro, watch Tweak play. Tweak is a fucking monster.

Like, he can speedrun Sekiro, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, I watched him play Bloodborne for a while back. I thought he was just a Tarky boy. No, he's a... No, dude. Bro. His Souls games are like his jam.

Yeah, he's like ridiculously good. That was the first time I was like, yo, Tweak, you're really good at this game. He's like, yeah, this is what I'm good at I was like hey. Yeah like Tarkov Souls games he's on another level like he's okay at Tarkov good Please a fucking mother fuck you tweak piece of shit happen move to Texas But bro yeah watch him play a fucking Dark Souls game I haven't watched him play Elden Rings He's probably a monster at it already

I love It's just a fun fucking game Yeah I'm still having fun with it What level are you? 60 something right now I'm 74 With 40 hours Into it I was like oh my god

I haven't put this many hours in the game since yeah I've never put that many hours into a game definitely not like 8,000 or 10,000 in target Have you beat Radon yet? No, that's why you're like I love you beat that boss and you haven't beat the witch bitch and that's like the third boss in the fucking order You're supposed to kill shit go find another golden chicken wing if you're gonna cheese it like I did The golden the golden claw that gives you double XP No, I didn't use it for that I use it to kill the dragon the big dragon that lays there I use the golden thing because you can go from level zero or level one to level 35 instantly

Yep, if you use the golden claw and then you kill the big dragon That's just sleeping you can find a spot on the big dragon where you just hit him a bunch of times Or you just know or care about Elden Ring is that Jessica Neri did the cosplay of the four of it's so good I was just like Remember that game when I played that game. I was like, I don't know this little forearm bitches, but she's hot as fuck the witch Yeah, well, they're long spindly fingers like this little forearm bitch is, but she's hot as fuck. The witch? Yeah, with her long spindly fingers. I was like, yeah, that bitch is hot. And then Jessica did a cosplay of her.

And I was like. Dude, Jess has crushed that. I was like, oh, Jess. The forearms. Because it's so good. Oh, you know, it looks like. Her video, it was next to the arm standing. And then she raises the other two.

I was like, God, you're so fucking talented at cosplay. She had to put some money into that costume, too, man. That thing was dope. Oh, she drops money on cosplay. I mean, it's her fucking jam at cosplay. She had to put some money into that costume, too, man. That thing was dope. Oh, she drops money on cosplay. I mean, it's her fucking jam, so. Yeah. Can we throw that up real quick? Oh, yeah.

Fucking put that up. Jessica Negri's Elden Ring cosplay. She does it. Oh, my God. And we got armor and stuff. Can we? How much do you want to talk about that? Can we talk about that at all?

I don't want to say the concept. That's going to be a big surprise. We got armor and stuff. Can we talk about that? Can we talk about that at all? I don't want to say the concept. That's going to be a big surprise. We got armor and stuff. Can we talk about armor? Yeah, just don't say what we're doing. Okay, so it's a new series on my second channel called Dungeons and Donuts. Yep. So think of Corn Hub.

Armored Corn Hub. Can I say porn yet? It's late. We're like an hour in. I'm allowed to say porn yeah we went out the other day and um got the props for the first episode of it because it's going to be basically pretended we went we're going to a rent fair that's what we did we got right we uh we went to the the biggest cosplay store i've ever seen in my life and sanctuary here in san antonio

big shout out to them i dropped like Dropped like three grand on getting us full suits of armor and like a bunch of other stuff for the production. It's going to be fun. I mean, for you, you guys have like light breathing stuff. That's true. Batty's a mage.

I'm a dungeon master. Heather's an archer. Clean is a rogue. I'm a tank. Caleb Francis is a Viking, so he doesn't have to wear plate armor. But Eli's going to be the warrior. I like we looked at this entire fucking group and we're like, Eli, you.

He's going to have the tiniest little knight. We have our little shovel knight. You're the tank, Eli. Caleb. No, not you, Caleb. Batty, no. I mean, technically, Caleb is the tank. The berserker is kind of the tank.

He can just take the damage. You're a fighter or a knight. He's got the Viking tattoos, you know? He's a big Viking with a beard. I want to be like Jorge, the yard caregiver. We'll work that into the second episode. You're in a summer. Yeah.

In a fucking poncho. And my weed whacker. Weed whacker is my weapon weed whacker plus eight Wear this one you I try this suit of armor you like that looks hot I'm like I know don't it make him wear the hottest things he can I will say LARPers do wear a lot of excellent XL stuff and xxl stuff i was like none of this is going to fit me there was none of that shit for the wizard stuff though bro there was a there was a double xl shirt everything else was mediums or small all the all the like good cloaks and robes yeah because everyone wants to be a wizard yeah duh no small people want to be wizards why not i don't know ask small people

fair enough we figured something out yeah i'm so excited i literally just dressed up the other day in my house just to walk around because i'm such a fucking nerd i was like i just want to go to a ren fair and i want to wear this what's it like to masturbate in this it's not it's not bad you don't have to wear pants nice flip up you could do it while we're filming uh yeah that's no it's gonna be good it's gonna be good it's gonna be a big production it's like the first episode i'm putting our sponsors putting like thirty thousand dollars into it for just the first episode so excited it'll be good my channel my channel name is operation donut uh by the way i'll have it linked linked down below our channel thing. I always put your channels on there, so it'll be there

Look I'm actually super stoked for that whole concept The second channels about to be big we'll get that fucking going we have some skits We're actually gonna use for that just because we have Elden rings and now we have all the fucking and everyone's gonna be together Yeah, we can make so much content just off of honestly just us dressed up like that. Come on like

they're probably wondering why we're not wearing it right now. What are you looking at? I just remembered I have the Lich King sword over there and I just want a picture of you in the armor with the Lich King sword. Do you have a sword right? I have a gut sword. It's going to be on it. I have an actual knight sword. I have the lich king sword

i have an axe i have all sorts of swords and so plus they're the two actual um drit swords over there as well if you want to with those like i need a huge sword or a shield and a sword i feel like i don't have armor go grab your shield from the store they're heavy i know i can order one you need a shield man if you're gonna be a knight you need a sword and board Like I have a knight sword like an actual like Lord of the Rings style looks like like fucking And will or something like that like a knight sword so I still have a shield I just realized I don't have any shields I used to have a fucking I don't know what happened to my link shield I had a massive I had both and a costume i don't even know where that went

i had a batman outfit too i don't know where that is why don't you know where any of your shit is i why do you think i bought those fucking apple tags for my wallet this is eli's not exactly the most i'll just go home and be like okay i know there was something in his house somewhere like my 300 blackout ammo I have a lot Not sure where Bro, I like I've looked not deep dive But I know there's at least a thousand rounds somewhere in my household. It's just findings. Oh my god, Eli. You're such a fuck.

Oh no. I'll find stuff after the fact. I'm like, oh man, this is great. I forgot about this gaming PC I had. Where? The war breaks out. Eli's like, where's my ammo? Oh my god.

Bryden. Bryden's younger brother. I forgot I had you. Where have you been all this time? He's in the safe. He's on the floor you been all this you're autistic too that's crazy all the skits and everything I'm more going. Oh, I have the night helmet to I forgot about that Get a lot of props Wear that one over the way Brown. That's a really fun night. I've worn that one I was a full night's costume with that one. Yeah

The crown ones cool, I just feel like I don't know itch a bitch with a crown on the chain Oh my god is so glad That you're right the touch Yeah, everyone's gonna look legit. I'm wearing a dungeon master robe like dude. I'm just excited Fucking yeah, $20 down or whatever like 500 bucks on each of your costumes I'm just excited for the whole Kogan haircut. You're getting oh Yeah, I'm gonna shave the skull it One way was it the skull it or the the cul-de-sac one way in no way out

Dungeon Master right here The original D&D cartoon The Dungeon Master is part of it Who did that artwork? Yeah holy shit I'm not sure I asked my production company to do it And they sent it to someone

And they got it to me within a couple days Some Conan the Barbarian show That looks good I was like damn damn, this is actually fucking dope. That's actually shirt merch probably. Yeah, and it looks like us too. Yeah. Fucking, like you know who

each person is. I was like, it was crazy that we got Sasha Gray to be on it too though. Yeah, Sasha Gray is going to be the archer. Fuck, I'm sorry. I'm asking a lot of you this episode. Throw that up right here. Sasha Gray. It's for being sick this episode. Throw that up right here. Fuck, do it. It's for being sick right now. Sasha Gray boobies.

I love boobies. Just boobs. Well, I told him, I was like, make the boobs prominent. You're a man of business, I see. Nice. Like, this is how we sell. Can we go to a Ren Faire dress, though? San Antonio has a massive, like, Ren like rent fair yeah, we've got shit

Fucking do it now. We're gonna be called the offenders hosers and That I know people are gonna critique like where we have our sword or lace stuff where we have things like I can Tighten up do you not even have your squire put on the armor Cuevas? First off my name is Cuevas, and I'm here. Mexicans didn't exist during the medieval time period, I don't think.

Hmm. I don't think. Well, they had like the conquistadors. They're Spaniards. I know from Spain, but they were fucking up the U.S. Central America. They would have had to go down to Mexico a little bit. You were wearing feathers and shit, right? So there were a type of knights. they went to Central America. They would have had to go down to Mexico a little bit. You were wearing feathers and shit, right?

So there were a type of knights. Aztec went there. They had guns of this period. Oh, yeah, they fucked all the Aztecs up. Yeah, that was called graping and pillaging. Well, let's just... But that was when? That was the 14, 1500s? That wasn't real.

And then what? They took those Mexicans and were like, Hey, Jose, come here. Wear some knight armor. You have the build of a knight. You're 5'2". Here, wear this child's armor. Look back at those people like, you can build shit.

Okay, we're going to build a Home Depot. This is how you get jobs. Hang out in front of it. In your shitty suits of armor. It's so... I'm pitching into a fucking home depot. There's some Mexican knights hanging out. Waiting for jobs.

A carriage pulls up. They're like, eh, three. Oh, she's doing it. It's not like fucking... It's not like roofing drywall Murder murder rape. Yeah great murder for Grapers Still a pickup truck is just it's just a horse and carriage pickup truck It's like hey, oh well we wait

All the nights don't have fucking their sombreros on the helmets. Steel sombreros. It's just giant steel sombreros. He's hot outside. Chain mail poncho. And that's how history happens. I hate our podcast. I hate it so much. I want somebody to recreate this in art Oh jebus

No It's so fucking good Okay Batty you ready Close this out We're doing next week No next week the week after real quick Oh yeah yeah yeah We're going a place

Yeah we're all going You're gonna go too right You were so close Cody come on It hurts Commit It hurts commit hurt yourself for your play Dumpy what are you doing? What is that? She's trying to poop go poop dumpy. Hey, don't be fuck off. Yeah, do I got the passes?

I Don't worry about we get passes that I'll be fine. So we're all going to pack East right 100% like 80% right now Cody's 80% Unsubscribe will be at PAX East in Boston come home at the end of the month. That's like I love Boston I've been to PAX East so many times Boston is my own Yeah, Leon's there It's I believe the 21st through, like, the 24th. I think that's the PAX dates.

So if you're in the Boston area and going to PAX East, be on the lookout for a bunch of cunts. We could do something like a bar drink or something. There will be many a bar drinks. I could be doing a pub crawl for, like, three days. Bro, I go hard at PAX East. Like, you thought I went hard in Vegas? Boston's rough for me. Boston has some of the best hot pot I've ever had, and then they at Pax East. Like, you thought I went hard in Vegas? Boston's rough for me.

Boston has some of the best hot pot I've ever had, and then they're Chinatown. Oh, Chinatown in Boston is fucking awesome, man. We got to go to Chinatown to eat a bunch of food. Yeah, oh, I like this. Beantown Pub's fucking amazing. There's a place called Lucky's, which is an underground pub. EK Flu's doing that giveaway. Yep.

What is it? I don't know. They're giving a computer away, which we're gonna plug now Yeah Cuz I can do this real quick cuz Hendo was like yo, man. We're giving a gaming PC away I'll send you the graphics and I said, bro. I don't need graphics. I'll make my own video have it We're doing a big ass Pax giveaway so ek fluids giving away one of their like four to

eight thousand dollar pcs one of their uh conquests i believe which is a monster ones oh so it's like it's like a five grand pc like minimum 30 90 all the the bells and whistles so that's a ekw ekwb.com pax east 22 hashtag giveaway. I'll send that to Flux so he can fuck him. It'll be on the screen. Yeah, it'll be on the screen or it'll be in the description of the YouTube video. If you're listening, go to our YouTube channel. You can check it out there. Words are hard for

us. Give it love. Give it fucking it out. Give it some massages. Go give them love. Cody's going to be there. Patty's going to be there. I'm going to be there. We'll probably try to do a podcast there. Maybe. I don't know.

We said that during fucking. We did one. We did one. We're like, bro, we have so many lined up in Vegas. And then booze happened. Yeah. A lot of booze. You got an IV.

I got an IV on the podcast. I know. You feel refreshed during it. That was one of my favorite episodes we ever did. Just because watching you go from death's door like all of us were fucked And you just were like by the end of you're like chipper and happy and all like the best day of your life and me New York's like IVs are awesome. Hello. Yeah, and that bad is gonna close it out after this

If you make sure you push one in chat if you ate poop Go for a Betty, but they all said they're Best friend in the entire world and somebody who's so much better than Eli in every way, Donut Operator. And I'm Batty Streams. This is my last podcast. I hate everything. What kind of fucking shit did you take to that bathroom? It was a good shit. I just walked to my living room, bro.

That was a poop. That was a brewing. That's one when I farted on the drive home. I was like, I need a poop. Bro, my living room stank.