Unsubscribe Podcast - 52 - Goldberg 3:16 ft. Bill Goldberg

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

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You know that program Hot Ones? Oh yeah. Okay, I feel like I'm about to go on Hot Ones. We did that here. We actually did a Hot Ones show. I've done it. I've done it. I just turned it down last week in LA.

I just didn't want to go to LA. Oh, I don't blame you on that one. Fuck, exactly. I mean, I did it in New York, like in January. The problem is, is that if you fly home afterwards, You're just brewing on a plane. You missed the story of last week. Oh, God. Last week's podcast.

This man. No, I ate at our favorite brunch place, and there was a little bit too much of this weird oil on one of the dishes, and I ate it anyways, and then got on a plane. I was like, I almost died. Probably your experience. When you get older, you'll learn to partition everything Oh

You'll learn to Partition everything around toilet breaks myself That was bad day like you're about to board the plane? And you're like, uh-oh. Oh, no. Donut made a messy. I just want to know what you did after that. Oh, man. Did you turn around or did you go board the plane? I boarded the plane.

Well. I threw away, I threw away everything. Yeah. Yeah. Did you throw it away or did you push it in the corner? I pushed it in the corner.

Oh, nice. He's one of those guys. That was good. The janitor was in the bathroom staring at my stall. So'm sorry, so he really appreciate Touch anything when I I'm leaving my name on the intercom. And you're going to be like, uh. Conan Garrett, board your flight. He's watching me. Oh, my God.

I'm not a DJ in Australia. I just put this right here. This is the first time I did that in like 12 years. Oh, my God. Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast, Bill Goldberg. Say hi to Eli. It's racially ambiguous, baddie that guy's fucking ridiculous that's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for

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Please leave a comment, uh, like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do. It helps the podcast out immensely. And donut and Eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make donut and Eli happy today.

Yeah. For five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top Don't it say something motivating? And that's where the you come that is We usually put here you usually mr. Steve Austin, do you just smash this? I'm not Steve Austin. Are you? What? Kane? Who are we here? Steve drinks. No, actually, he drinks a... What does he drink? Boom!

Austin's beer. 3-16. This is gold beer. I was like, is he going to destroy me through a table if I call him Stone Cold? I was hoping. I was hoping a little bit. Then we're like, Eli, bring a Budweiser.

I was like, okay, I know where this is going. You went from one end of the spectrum to the next in a very short throw. So you started off by calling me Steve, but then you handed me a Bud. So I'll be like, anything you did prior to handing me the bud is just off the... Oh, man. That's great.

Now I know, okay. The grand equalizer. How you doing, brother? It is great to have you. I don't... I'm fucking like... This is the first time I was like, I got to put thought and process in the questions. You know good

Thank God, okay We're not I was just trying to make you feel important Really plan things we just kind of show up. It's usually later in the afternoon. I didn't really plan on opening my first butt at 11.15 in the morning. I'm just glad you did. I am glad you did. You're just trying to set your day up. Did you really expect me not to? I wasn't sure.

You weren't sure? Tim Kennedy. Great impression that I left upon you in the first time. Well, we were shooting weapons. Mini guns. You were like, pass me the bud. Where's the drinks? I'm like, huh?

I mowed the grass on that one. That was a good one. I won't be doing that next time. Yeah, guys, if you didn't see that, we hung out recently and shot a mini gun. One of our buddies brought it up, and they look cool as shit. And what a lot of people didn't realize is we were shooting blanks out of it. But when Matt took the fucking, when it had the bullets in it that it was 308 wasn't it yeah it's a 308 he levitated backwards like five feet it was insane what's the record with that

i think it was seven second burst or something like that i mean he did two dude that's true and you get to see how fast it can move a dude It's like 220 pounds Oh my god He was braced leaning into it Like ready to go he did one burst And he's like oh fuck and he braced again And leaned in like even harder and even then he just

I think if he kept his finger on it Then he would have looked like he was doing one of those Jet ski gimmicks We all would have died He's was doing one of those jet ski Mowing us down with 308 TK Tactical innovations right was that it was I remember he was like yeah Yeah, he's like the burst is like it goes down into the right So everybody stand to the left and we all just like

Gotcha and that thing no shit was like straight down into the right it was So much fun and so terrifying at the same time right he brought it out in a Tesla too, which is my favorite part Oh, yeah, my favorite part was being behind him in my in my TRX watching him four by four It was bitch and I had to do I Guarantee is the first time one of those fuckers went off Because that the ranch road is yeah, like it's it's hard for our Raptors in some spots and he took Five times within an hour, so that's just every Every hour

Having nightmares no no no dodge gosh, you know I just spurt them all out at once so that I can like the headlights just pop on outside You're like oh fuck Oh exactly Oh dodge Speaking of cars, trucks You have your YouTube channel coming to life Which is Goldberg's Garage Goldberg's Garage, yeah man

We shot that first video, Matt and I And you were out there It was great production, great views But then boom, went off air for like six months. But that's the reality of the garage build or of any build during freaking COVID. Everything shut down. Everything doubled in price and everything doubled in length of time to be done. So it's quite the balancing act.

But, hey, they're back in full force, and hopefully within a couple months it'll be finished. Hell, and you're a car guy. You guys are car guys. Have you rode, first off, fucking Tesla Plaid, if you've not rode in that thing? I've heard about it. And, yeah, my buddy's got a 765 LT, which is like the top of the food chain in the McLaren. And he got in his son's Plaidid and he said he almost threw up. It's nuts.

It is mind-breaking. But then you've got to plug in for like a day and a half to go drive down the street afterwards, right? Okay, so... He's like, hold up! I had a nerve, didn't I? I traded the Hillcats Superstock for it. You did?

I offered it to you first. I was waiting to tell you this on the podcast. I offered it to you first. the whole cast super stock for it But I get them at cost so why don't I buy yours and make you lose because you told me you were like I'll buy yours. Just let me know when when you want when you want to sell or get rid of it. I'm like, okay, Bill Yeah, I'm't blame you. I'm buying another TRX. Yeah, I'm probably buying another Hellcat. I would too. I love that Tesla, dude. It drives itself. It's so cool.

I just push the little button and it takes me to Batty's house. Run into a cop every once in a while. Maybe. Autonomous drive. Well, I didn't do it. The car did it. It takes your individuality completely out the window, and you're like a sheep now.

Wow, he really does not like electric vehicles. I'm the internal combustion guy. I'm just holding on to it as long as humanly possible. And hopefully, from what I hear, Dodge is coming out with something that's going to knock people's socks off as a grand hurrah. In the electronic vehicle market? Hell no.

Before they get into that. I just want to know one thing. Mr. Responsible, when you're done with the test, what do you do with the battery? What happens to the vehicle? I'm not Mr. Responsible. It's not an environmental thing. We're drinking at 11 a.m. You got it.

That's a pot call in the kettle black. Why'd you get in it? Because it's faster than dog shit? Yeah, that's exactly why I got it. That is the only reason I got it. There you go. I like you. Look, you press the horn and it makes a fart noise.

It's really cool. That is pretty badass. And it's got a boom box on it. You can project music out of the front. So, like, if you're hanging out with friends, having some drinks at, I don't know, the beach or some shit. Wait, you're Tesla on the beach? I don't know. Out in the mountain range?

It has cool stuff in it. No, it was because it was fast as shit. I went and test drove it. It was like, ah, yeah, this will make good content. It'll be funny. It's a write-off. Yeah, exactly. Everyone got mad at me because I traded a Hellcat Superstock in for the Tesla.

But in the end, all that anger was just engagement for me and it boosted my stats on YouTube. That's all that matters, right? In this day and age, forget about your own fun. Just conform. I have fun in it. It's fast, right yeah it's scary fast i didn't like that 1.9 0 to 60 in 1.9 seconds like it's crazy that's insanity he's like car it took mclaren f1 was the first car to break the three second barrier production

but then it was like a decade before anything broke was under three seconds for zero to 60 under two was unhurt like that was like nah it's never gonna fucking happen a million years it's amazing and now it's a fucking roller coaster it's like okay ready guys it's fucking insane. Okay, so what is your favorite dream car, bar none? You just said it. McLaren F1? The 94, yeah, or 97, yeah, absolutely.

Oh, boy. My ultimate 24 hours of being a car guy. Well, I've done a couple of really cool things, but my brother's a Ferrarirari guy so he lives in aspen and so i got two brothers and so all of us went to aspen and i jumped in the f40 uh older brother jumped in the f50 and then my oldest brother jumped in his enzo right and so we went up independence pass struggling family unbelievable, my brother really struggled. Barely getting by. He makes me look like a popper.

My car van growing up. Let me tell you what. But after I, and then we switched cars. So I got to drive all three of them. And then within 24 hours, I flew out to Northern California. I was doing a show. I can't remember the name of the show. But an automotive show.

And the CEO of Cisco had this thing called the supercar party. It was at some road course up in Northern California. And he invited like 30 of the top CEOs around the country. And he had two 18 wheelers full of supercars. And he just unloaded them and lined them up one after one after another. And you got 30 minutes in each car. If you break it, you buy car. That's so long. If you break it, you buy it.

Oh, I'd be like, wow. And there was everything there. And so within 24 hours, I got to go from the F40, the F50, and the Enzo right into the 97 F1. And I got to drive it, and it was the coolest experience of my entire life. I mean, bar none is the coolest car I've ever driven. Meet Tim's new Oreo Mocha Ice Caps with Oreo in every sip. Perfect for listening to the A-side or B-side or bull-side.

Order yours on the Tim's app today at participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Middle C. So unbelievably fast, normally aspirated,ated 638 horsepower no power steering no power brakes and things oh shit freaking no assistant i didn't know that no assistance sick it's at it's like the f40 but ramped up yeah it's it on crack it literally is that that bmw power plant it's like the engine bay is lined with gold because it's the best heat conductor. It is insane.

Titanium. One of the first vehicles to have titanium alloy almost everything. Yeah. I mean, it's in a class of its own. I had an opportunity to buy one in like 2010. How much? It was 800 grand. You fucking passed on that?

Yes, more than that. What the fuck? How much are they now? Between 18 and $30 million. So if you ever want investment advice, don't ask me. What the fuck? 800 grand. It was hard to justify 800 grand in 2006 or whatever.

At that time, it was just kind of hard to justify it for me. Or for any human being who doesn't have more money than they know what to do with. But, I mean, it was most definitely the one that got away. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh. It was 18 million. Oh.

Yeah, the last one sold for 28.5 mil, I think. And you're like, 800,000. You're like, nah, I'll pass on that guy. How many of them are there? Less than 100. So there was, I think, 82 made, period. There's still one that hasn't been titled at the factory. I think they were going to give it to Schumacher years ago

or something happened with that, and it's still there supposedly. Oh, dude. That's right. If I was Lewis Hamilton, I'd be like, can I have it? Oh, you're kidding. Like, just send your boy that. Just give me that, please. I'll race for free this year.

He's kind of done it for himself. Unbelievable. Dude, there's two McLaren F1. The GT Longtail, that's my... But there's only two of them. I don't even know how much those ones would sell for. One's coming up for auction. Oh, God.

Do you know how much that thing's going to be? I'm curious to see. $50 million, probably? Yeah, like easy. For a car. For a fucking car. Sit up, Matt and Evan hey guys Oh You justified this purchase somehow. Oh, God almighty. Oh, my God.

Yeah, I'm a car freak. That's for sure. That's the way to be. Like, as you're saying, that's been my favorite. That's a dream car. Like, now it's an unattainable dream car, I think. You know, it's like that Elon Musk status. Like, it's just never going to happen after seeing the prices now.

I'm like, fuck. But there's so many supercars out now right i mean there's just like i can't even name all the manufacturers of the ones that are ultra cars now hypercars hypercars like and what as you said that's actually true there used to only be you'd have your bugatti and you'd have the mclaren ferr and you'd have a Lambo would have one and Aston Martin would have one. But I mean, that's it now. Fuck.

There's gotta be 20, 30 of them. Oh yeah. And it's the new, new places are just popping up all the time. And the new speeds on these cars are like 300 plus miles an hour. Like why is it? Jesco?

Yes. Oh God. Yeah. I wanted to buy one of those too but people in hell want ice water too 1.8 for those things you're like yeah it'll be 50 million next year that's all good yeah it's fine it's fine oh for two the coon tosh i was like oh that coon tosh is looking pretty i'm like neighbor's got one that has 2,000 miles on it. Brand new one?

An old one. An old one. Oh, God. Yeah, that's a... Yes. Did you know those were $100,000? $80,000 when the Countach first came out? Most expensive car that was out.

Yep. How long ago was that? 70s through 80, and I think 90 was the last single production. I've never even heard of that. Lambo Countach? No. Countach? The one with the...

The first one with the doors that came up like this. What was the movie the wolf of what wasn't? Cannonball run. Yeah cannonball run cannonball run. It's the OG. It's the first like the first all-weather kind of thing It's the OG. It's what kids had on like that poster With the Diablo You'd have like your Coontosh And a hot blonde Laying on it Yeah In a bikini Ruining that paint job

Fucking bending that It was next year That Mark McGuire Got milk mustache Yeah Side by side Talking about my room Or was Mark McGuire

In the bathing suit I don't know He might have been On the Lambo Sorry Mark Yeah that is The new ones Did you see how much It's Mark McGuire in the bathing suit. He might have been on the Lambo. Sorry, Mark. Yeah, that is the new ones. Did you see how much the new fucking Countach is?

They're cool looking, though. 2.5 mil. Really? But that's nothing compared to all these other. I mean, there's so many. The one of one Bugattis that they're building right now. Oh, 10 mil out the gate. It's ridiculous. I mean, who the hell's.

I don't know. I'll stick to my shitty Chevy's Tin See oh you see you and Yeah, it's not like the vice city car street literally the Vice City car gotcha Fluck let's throw a con tache up on The long bragani con tache We love that

The Doblo the fighting chicken Just making up names for the market the murky Henry Cavill I'll sing a big H. I know big H. What's he drive? Hmm Henry Cavill we have he's you know who he is right you've heard of the name. He's the it sounds familiar Superman Superman Superman. He's, you know who he is, right? You've heard of the name. It sounds familiar, but I have no idea. Superman. Superman. You know Superman? He's the Witcher.

Witcher. So he's an actor. Yeah, yeah. He's like the main, he's the big jacked fucking. Great looking dude. Can superheroes still be jacked now? Isn't that like against? Don't they have to be bisexual?

It is body shaming. Where's my fat superhero, man? That's what I'm ready for. Let's go. It's on the way. Fat Thor, never mind. Fat Thor happened. Yeah, Thor did happen.

Fat Thor did happen. Not that there's anything bad about it, but. Yeah, you get all the superhero. My gigs are gone. I'm just saying. Where's my beer? We'll just start the podcast with that. Boo.

He's like, no, I should not have been on that show. We'll just soundbite stuff together. Fuck Dodge. He's like, man, he really hates his wife. Oh, great. I'm getting a Dodge counter on the screen while we're doing this. So many good ones. Oh my God.

Okay, so this is, first off, huge fan. So we're going to talk about video games. Huge fan. Dude, I can probably speak for everyone. It's like growing up and watching you at your fucking peak prime. But more importantly than that, fuck your wrestling career. You're a video game career you're in video game you're a video game character and then once you became that character

then you became a wrestler or how was it for a long time i didn't do anything to justify being a character prior to wrestling i guess standing on the sidelines of the nfl probably doesn't, but I think, yeah, the wrestling probably came first. Okay, okay. Well, now we know that. I'm just saying. We were talking about one of my favorite video games of my childhood was Revenge for the Nintendo 64.

The WCW and W.O. Revenge. You're on the cover of that. And that's such a good fucking game, dude. I put so many hundreds of hours into that have you played any of those old games no I did not picture

I'm just saying it's like my kid you'd think my kid would want to play a video game where his dad is in it he don't give a shit he could care less he could care less let me play Madden well i'm surely not in madden because i was on the sidelines so i mean i'm not even on a roster of anybody former team

maybe one year out of the four that was still on the sidelines introducing 1990 madden was it madden sidelight edition yeah bill and the rest of the guys just hanging out on the sideline. You can't do anything. Squirt a high five. I remember one game in Cincinnati. I wasn't playing. I was in street clothes, and I had to go get everybody hot dogs at halftime. Jesus Christ.

That's far removed from being an NFL freaking defensive lineman. I didn't know that I had to go get hot dogs for all the veterans. So, yeah. It's a very glorious position. Holy shit, dude. I didn't know that I had to go get hot dogs for all the veterans Did they even call you by your name at that point your hot dog guy I don't even remember what they could Goldie. Yeah. Hey dog boy Go get our wieners. Oh, I'll get you one day. I'll take 12 hot dogs.

You guys wait and see. I'll be bigger than all of you. And then it happened. I never imagined. So is that the secret? I just got to go start buying hot dogs? Absolutely. It's all about being on the right place We already treat you like shit, so it's perfect

Ginger it's great. You look great though You're beautiful Oh honey Like the neck That's okay I need another swig Yeah I got my neck Tattooed yesterday That was a fucking mistake That had to feel great

It was uh Not ideal Not the worst tattoo Not the best either though I'm just saying If you have a beard That covers your neck Why would you get a neck

Tattooed Does anyone ever get a beard? I covered, I've asked that a bunch, and I covered that this morning. My target audience isn't, you know, big, tall, 6'4 dudes. It's chicks that are 5'6". It's about that angle. You can see up under your shit? Exactly.

It's all about the angle, brother. Good job, dude. He has a Goldberg tattoo. I didn't even know that. You actually started a whole fucking trend of, how does that feel? I didn't even know that you actually started a whole fucking trend of how does that feel that? I didn't even think about that you literally started a goddamn trend of the tribal and goatee white dudes. Yes It was like you Steve Austin Mark McGuire on the same like couple years Everyone up on there just a bunch of shirtless dudes.

Yeah. My dad thought I was gay. Now it makes sense. Now you're gay. Oh, no. Stop rubbing Goldberg's poster, Eli. Maybe it all makes sense now. It's weird.

You do wear a lot of dresses. It'll click sense now. It's weird. You do wear a lot of dresses. It'll click one day. Were you ever on a Got Milk poster? No, I wasn't, man. I probably was on the carton for a wanted thing. Not an advertiser. This is the podcast. Everyone's like, oh, my God, I have that milk thing.

He finds out he wasn't his true parents. Like he was adopted as a child. What's going on? That's where I find out. But tattoos, what made you get yours versus, and then every other motherfucker. Tequila.

Fucking Mexican style. Love it. A hundred percent. Yeah. I think I drank a half a bottle of tequila and said, you know what? I might as well go get a tattoo. I really want one. I always wanted one, you know, being a Jewish guy, I guess I can't be buried in a Jewish

cemetery now, but it's all good. But I do a lot of things that are different, but different. I just, I always wanted one, you know, one reason or another just to brand myself and as far as the content of what it was I left it up to My tattoo artist he and I kind of I saw something that I liked years past and I took a picture of it And I brought it into him and he's like fuck that and we're not copying nothing. We're gonna do your own. I'm like, okay You know, the first needle went in, and then my blood just, because all the alcohol, right? Bleeding everywhere, so it's making me drink more. I really didn't have an idea, except for something tribal going in, and I left it up to his expertise. You know, he's...

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comes over to our house and just like That's the way to do it got like this is a cover-up and you can't even tell it's like there was a sleeve under this I am and he's going over it and he's But it's the best way to live is when your tattoo artists come over to your house 100% Especially for a lot of the like the long pieces because it's like I'm getting drunk. I'm laying on my couch. Yeah, we're gonna watch a movie I don't want to go to a shop anymore and be like Uncomfortable in a chair and then just sit there. It's fucking nightmare be comfortable. That's the best way to do it. I don't want to go to a shop anymore and be like uncomfortable in a chair and then just sit there.

It's a fucking nightmare now. Fuck that. Still do it. Hour upon hour upon hour. Fuck that. It's the worst. But yeah, you fucking started a whole goddamn trend. I heard shoulder travel is super cool. Everyone in their mind.

I remember going to high school. I was 16. Yeah, 16-year-olds are getting it. You're just like, holy fuck. This is a thing. See, fuck you, dad. Everyone in there my remember going to high school You just like holy fuck this is a fuck you dad Goldberg's got one That was the trampoline every day every summer when I was a kid just spearing people Oh, I thought And another swing. Welcome to our podcast. You should have at least watched one episode before signing up. It's all good.

It's like getting your pants pulled down at a live event, dude. You just have to go with it. Yeah, you're just like, okay, here we are. Fucking dope. I pulled my pants down in the middle of a match. Really? Yeah yeah not all the way but just my ass was hanging out and it's interesting it was a lot of fun when was that oh it was way too long ago uh it was at a house show one of those non-televised events we used

to do you know before covet uh you know you'd have your shows that were televised right now. It's Monday Night Raw and then Friday Night Smackdown. In between, you'd do the cities in between the two major cities. It was non-televised. It wasn't on TV. He takes a lot of liberties and has a lot of fun. He has quite a different character than I do. It was kind of interesting.

Truth be told, Flair had a house with my brother in college. No shit, so they knew each other. And a guy named Ken Patera. If you're a big wrestling fan, know who that guy is. They all lived together at University of Minnesota when my brothers played football.

No shit. So now you can kind of understand how crazy the freaking Goldbergs are because my brother went after Patera with a hatchet one night. Not a hammer. A full-on hatchet. No, he started taking the door down. But anyway. Jewish and Cherokee.

That's amazing. Jesus. There's amazing. Jesus. There's more. But it was kind of a tie that I had to the wrestling business. You know, looking back, it's like, fuck, Goldberg's brother lived with Ric Flair during college at Ken Patera. That's fucking crazy. Pretty interesting. that's fucking crazy pretty interesting i mean that's it's like for one of my things was transitioning from the football thing into wrestling but more more on the line of being

that individual that they were like hey we're going to make you this undefeatable monster that's not stoppable you're gonna have like the shortest match as possible most were like under 10 seconds for fucking 100 and was it 120 70 something i was fucking off by 50 god damn but being that person where they're like hey this is like how was that what was that conversation like we're like this is this is gonna be fucking i just did what they told me to do no i did honestly yeah i mean it you know that's fucking insane i came from professional football. My accountant told me to get off my ass and go make some money. I didn't know what the fuck I was going to do.

The last thing I wanted to do at that point was be a guy who ran around in the ring in his underwear acting like I was hurting people. And I just came from the NFL trying to kill guys every fucking play. So it was different for me. It was weird. I had to go through a process of being of accepting it to myself so before i could put it out there for everyone else and then you know i was a i was i went and i met with wwe or wwf and then that's when i had just gotten done from the falcons and so i was living living in Atlanta. I went to school in Georgia.

So, I mean, that was kind of like my new base. I've been there for years. And then WCW was stationed, was, you know, their home base was Turner in Atlanta, right? So the training facility was downtown. It was right there in my backyard. And being a football player and liking to drink maybe every once in a while we used to go out every freaking weekend in atlanta so i'd see these guys all the time and i mean certain ones i'd see them and go man there's no way i'd ever do that you know be that

and then others i'd like maybe it's a taint maybe i can do that right and sting was the biggest guy in dallas page oh yeah and ddp ddp i'd see out all the time and and then sting was a guy that i kind of just watched from afar and watched how he did stuff he owned a gym called main event fitness he and lex luger and when i was at falcons we used to train it i used to train at main event fitness every day no shit and so i'd see the guys all the time. And Bagwell was a buddy of mine. And Steiner Brothers. I mean, so I had a relationship with those guys before I was a wrestler to a point. And then I had the opportunity to do the WWF thing.

And it's like, man, I'm here in Atlanta. I might as well just hang with, you know, it's a different. It's like standing on a diving board and not looking to see if there's any fucking water in the pool. I mean, it was a big jump for me. Oh yeah. You went from getting hot dogs to potentially wrestling with guys. And so I'm looking at this career, a lot of winners involved but then i'm like you know what i went up there

it's a whole different deal it's completely out of my comfort zone why don't i try it here you know it's in my backyard i just i can drive there every day i don't have to move i got people that i already know so i picked up the phone i called bishop and i'm like hey man you know i mean i i kind of want to do this. I'm not going to be freaking normal. This is not just I'm not going to try out. I'm going to be, I'm not doing anything to not be the man. Superstar.

That's my goal. That should be everybody's fucking goal once they get into a different endeavor is to be the fucking best. Fucking cheers to that. Absolutely. I just brought my work ethic and my knowledge and my love of martial arts and UFC was freaking, it just started then. I went to the first seven of them.

With Hoist Gracie? The boxer? The guy with one glove? It was awesome, man. It was awesome. And I owned the largest MMA gym in North America, you know, towards the end of my WCW time. Yeah, the late 90s in Atlanta.

It was like 40,000 square feet. It was huge. And Couture and Brandelman and Coleman, those guys would come to my place and train. And then I'm like, you know what? What the fuck? I talk wild. I talk to them about maybe fighting,

and then I hear how much they're making, and then I see this wrestling thing, and I'm like, fuck that. I probably wouldn't have been that good because I had no wrestling background. I mean, I studied martial arts for a while, but I mean, it wasn't like i was a fighter i'm a football player and so i'm like oh when do i do oh that's easy and i figured out

the wrestling thing and then i i had kind of attached my character to my idols the the ufc guys the guys who fought over in japan at pride and i know all the guys back in the day vanderlei silva crocop asked me to go to creation and train with him i'm like fuck that are you kidding me oh and you turned that down i did yeah it was freezing there oh i bet but i know all those guys and and for me that was something that it was very intriguing and And as far as like martial arts, you're never going to meet anybody who knows everything. So you can always learn. You can always grow as an individual, as a student. And so I just started taking all these martial arts.

And then I started buying all the videos. UFC, when they came out, had these training videos. I bought every fucking one of them. And I studied every one of them and I'd go down to the power plant and I'd try to do those moves and not hurt guys and learn how to, how to take it to wrestling and how to have it work in wrestling. And nine times out of 10, it worked, you know, a couple of times it didn't hurt the person. I was like the Mike Tyson of wrestling. There was an MMA guy. And, oh, it's like throwing Romans to the lions, right?

And you have to be at the edge of your seat and watch everything that happens because it's going to happen in a short period of time, just like Tyson's fights. Oh, yeah, fucking hell. You don't know what's going to happen, but you know shit's going to hit the fan. And somebody's going to get freaking nailed. And that was the intrigue that I brought to the business. And I was in the right place at the right time. And Hogan needed somebody to topple him. And literally I was in the right place at the right time. It's not because of me being a great wrestler, because ask anybody in the world, I'm not, I'm just a decent showman. And I had Hogan, you know, teaching me along the way, the little intricacies of how to be that guy.

And I never wanted to be the chain wrestler. I never was a guy who professed to go out there for 30 minutes because, fuck, everybody can do that. Not everybody can do that, but everybody's seen that before. They haven't seen a shock and awe guy in professional wrestling before. So I kind of coined that. And like I said, I was very fortunate I was in the right place at the right time i didn't know the business so i so i i entrusted everybody that was willing to teach me with a blind eye in that people would fuck me and lead me down the wrong way because they were either jealous or they

didn't get the odd whatever it may be yeah I just I didn't choose to be that guy I just was chosen to be that guy because of various reasons and I paid for it my whole fucking career because people oh fuck I put people in seats and I put him at the edge of their seat when it's time for me to nail somebody. So I may not be a chain wrestler, but I never wanted to be. So I got my own niche kind of carved out. The universe just kind of came together for you. A hundred percent.

I mean, it surely wasn't based upon my talent level. I mean, it was just me being in the right place at the right time and having a great work ethic and not accepting being a freaking sheep. Yeah. I know. That ain't me. No, the other guys in that room were probably, God damn it, my match last 40 minutes. Bill just gets to run in.

Who's next? And leave. When Paul White, the big show, they called him the big show at WCW. Oh, God, that fucking year. He and I would go around the country doing main event, dark shows, dark matches, which weren't televised. And literally, it would last. He would come out to the ring. They'd play his music.

He'd be smoking a cigarette. Charles Robinson, the referee, would bitch at him. He'd pick Charles Robinson up and choke slam him. I come running in. I spear him. I jackhammer, pick Charles Robinson up, the choke slam him. I come running in, I spear him, I jackhammer him and I beat him before the bell rings. We did that all across the country.

And people were on the edge of their fucking seat. Every time I ever flipped out. They're like, oh! Because they couldn't, they had never seen a dude pick up a 525 pound guy and just walk around the ring with it.

It's a fucking big show, man. Like, fuck. And so that's all we needed. So Hogan, sometimes all he needs is a look. All he needs is to drop the leg. It's based upon, it's not based upon, you know, repertoire. It's based upon, you know, end result. Yeah.

Right? Fucking crazy. That's Yeah, right, so fucking crazy, that's so Man big show I would man Andre the giant all his drinking stories are some of the greatest stories I've ever fucking heard shits insane. Do you know his stories? Yeah, you let in the picture of them holding a regular-sized beer and they'll do like a hundred This is 16 regular sized beer and he'll do like a hundred and twenty like i was like yeah exactly he's like this is 16 ounce like oh man freaking huge but he was in a lot of pain he was miserable throughout his whole career life and you know it's everybody sees one side but they failed to even look for the other what you're telling me what you see on on TV isn't everything forever? There's more behind the scenes?

Well, in certain circumstances, yeah. Most of the time, what you see is truly how it is. When did he die? That was in the 1990s. Early 90s, if I do remember. I don't remember exactly. You ever get to meet him? Okay.

He was in that early. That was like the 80s was his era, I think. That was when he was, as you were saying, he had the actual, like, I forget what it was. Acromaglia, the gigantism. Yeah, and that's how the pituitary gland is just in fucking high. Just think about him, you know, his comfort level, trying to travel anywhere, in a car, on a plane,

just any of the normal things that normal people do are very uncomfortable and a task for him, so it just sucks. I mean, as great as he was in this area, you had to feel for the guy and others. You know, he's a human being. Yeah, because I remember, like, one of the stories I read about him is he got into, like, one of the 16-passenger Govee vans to go on an hour drive. But he bought a 24-pack of Budweiser beforehand. And when they got there, he was asking for more beer.

Oh, yeah. Like you said, he was probably just super uncomfortable the whole time. And he was just like, all right, we're going to handle this. I think it was a 24-case of wine. Jesus Christ. Homeboy, yeah, because he has like, I want to say it's like the document world record for most beers in one sitting, which is like 120 or something like that. Insane shit. Yeah, Homeboy is like

Jesus Christ. Like the stories that are out there, which I fucking don't know how those are because they are stories, but you're like that dude would have been fun. The Iron Sheik lighting up joints on planes back from Europe on the tours.

Yeah, there were some stories. These guys were crazy, man. As many times as people think that football players are the crazy ones, no. Nah, I know. Imagine crossing football players with, like, a rock star. That's what I literally envisioned. You guys are. You guys are.

Yeah, it's like. I only mean that because of time on the road yeah you know what i mean yeah that mixture of that speaking of fucking this is the one question i did document because i was like oh because my buddy my buddy actually he he was the one asking about this he's like hey this is the only thing i want to know what can he tell us about the time in the wwe plane was rumored to have been held at the Saudi airport? I wasn't there. Oh, there we go.

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Ask your Chevrolet dealer for details. Yeah. Thank you. That was the one song that I wasn't on. But from what I understand, it was a payment issue and they pulled the feed off of the Saudi pay-per-view. Dude, the fans went fucking... That's what made them hold the plane until the feed was put back on no that's what i'm

i've heard but i wasn't there like i said fortunately that was i think the only saudi trip that i didn't go on that's crazy because the internet's apparently like like everything under the roof happened that's why he asked that very specific question like i mean it was a storm for sure i mean the last trip that we had that i was on well february yeah recently i mean it was a shit storm for sure i mean the last trip that we had that i was on well february yeah recently i mean it went it went fairly well yeah you said you went to dubai no it was uh i think it was this time it was riyadh okay went through dubai time a couple times before this time we went through ireland and you know riyadh very, this time we went through Ireland. Riyadh, very beautiful this time of year. I don't know where that is on the map at all.

I wouldn't say they're the most beautiful places by any stretch because there's really no green out there. But I got to say, man, if in a day and age when people center on stereotypes, how do you think the biggest, one of the largest Jewish guys who are very high profile would feel going over to Saudi and wrestle? I didn't think about that. And I took my wife and my son on the first trip. Oh yeah.

Your name's Goldberg. They just called him Jew man. So to make an extremely long story short, make an extremely long story short throughout all of my trips, and I said it to the press last time I was there, I really couldn't ask for more gracious freaking fans. I mean, they treated us like absolute gold, whether it be in the ring, out of the ring.

It was just unbelievable. So the moral of the story is I never would have gone there if it wasn't for wrestling and if it wasn't for the situation that we're in right now. And I did decide to go, and the stereotype was completely flipped. Yeah, you get to see that complete difference. It humanizes. Travel, I think it was Mark Twain said, it's like a well-traveled man is the least mark twain really

yeah well yeah i know he that's he's a well-traveled man won't we'll look at races completely different than somebody completely segmented well there's no question because you get to you get to it's like plug and play you get to act you know yeah you get to actually see what people are thinking in real life yeah and you're like past judgment. Yeah. You get to actually see what people are thinking in real life. Yeah, and you're like, oh. You get to pass judgment on your own as opposed to listening to what people say about it. It's the fucking key in life. That is the key.

Now, I'm just going to judge everybody based on some shit I read on the internet. Yeah. Facebook taught me a lot. Thanks, Twitter. Yeah, Twitter. Thanks, Twitter. Fucking A, man. Twitter's going to change.

I don't know. Twitter's looking a little different Oh yeah, completely different Donut, oh yeah, look guys We got this one This one, Batty hold that because it's orange Like you That was a dad laugh Right there

That was a dad laugh What the hell was that? I was like dang That was a dad laugh. What the hell was that? I was like, dang, that was a sympathy laugh. That was a sympathy laugh. It wasn't a dad laugh. No, I got a go for it. No, no, fuck you. Eli, do the fucking ad read.

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Look at this lush of hair. Buy this shit or I'll kill you. Yeah, that's the new tag. Buy this shit or I'll kill you. Yeah, that's the new tag. Buy this shit and I'll kill you. Joe Bob's Fine Food. Eat here or I'll kill you. What movie is that from? I don't even remember that one.

North Dallas 40. What is that? I've never seen that. Best football movie in the history of the world. No shit. It's an old movie. I don't watch movies. I'm an old person.

But it's, yeah, Matuzak. Matuzak was, who was it? Yeah, Matuzak was in it. He was one of my idols growing up. I don't know who the fuck that is. Defensive lineman for the Raiders. Back when the Raiders were the Raiders. When they were breaking people still.

Yeah. Most people don't know this. We don't know sports. Also, I looked up. We don't know sports. I used to know sports. You in football. Let me see.

So... You didn't find anything. Football. Except for see. You didn't find anything. Football. Except for Georgia. I never knew you played soccer, which makes sense going to the WD. What position did you play? Ford, midfielder, or winger? What? Football.

Wrong. Come on, man. Don't do that. You can hit him whenever you want. Please. Honestly. I'm not that bad at this. I know. I was thinking do that. Don't do that. You can hit him whenever you want. Please, honestly. It was hard. I would love to see it. I'm not that bad at this. I know.

I was thinking about that. That's why you're still breathing. Stop talking or I'll fucking kill you. Just produce another one immediately. I was going to Photoshop your face on football players. Doing soccer. Oh, it's a titled episode. I was gonna photoshop your face on football players doing soccer Title that I Don't even know what the title is gonna be this episode someone sent something online

Gover that's not football. That's soccer is football Right the fuck now right the fuck now they're two different things so what got you so you went from like now are you officially retired that was supposed to be your oh fucking jeez my knees you were just what jeez my knees fuck sorry i'll just say wrestling yeah yeah man why i'm still under contract till the end of the year. And we're kind of talking about what the future lies. Who knows? I mean, at the end of the day, if you give me time, I can get ready and I can freaking wrestle anybody. But, like, this three-week shit that they've given me, like the last time to Saudi, I had four weeks to get ready, and I had COVID when they called. Oof.

And I hadn't trained for two months. So at 55, so how old are you? I'm 37. Imagine putting your body through that at 37. Imagine at 55. I'm not going to make it to 55. I'm just saying, man, it's a tough ask. Yeah.

It's a tough ask. But if you give me two months, three months. With enough zeros. Well, yeah. But forget about the money. The fact is, is that, I mean, and you guys, you know, I'm a fucking warrior. Yeah. Right?

I do things differently, and my mind is different than other people. And so a warrior never knows when to fucking hang it up. And it's like I always think I can compete. I don't care if I'm fucking 80. I always think that 90% of me is better than 99% of the rest of the fuckers on the planet. 100%. I feel that. But you have to feel that to be a guy like me.

And so the thing is, when to hang it up? When are you embarrassing your kid? Is it too much? Are you tarnishing your legacy? Fuck it. Give me three months. See me and Bobby Lashley? I was 285, ready to rock.

But three weeks, it's a different story. So if I'm allowed the prep time i can do a couple more if i'm not i'm hanging it up that's that's pretty much where it is that's crazy as you're saying it's a that mindset and a lot i agree completely like a majority of the people we we roll with work with our close friends i always look at them like these are the top one percent these are the one percent of the motivation is just different it's it's it's on the work ethic every little thing it's it's fucking they crush life and it's a hard thing for people to grasp because they think they get it i'm like no the fuck you don't start employing people or like doing that you're like

oh this is the standard and you're like no you got to go above and beyond. So low these days. It's fucking fucking stupid. I bars on the floor, my man. Well, mediocrity has become the norm and, and excelling in anything. You're, you're a bad person.

If you're good. No, you're fucking that. That's not going to change me. It's not going to change the way I've trained my son. I raised my son. He's going to be a fucking alpha and nobody's ever going to have an issue with that because I don't give a shit

because he's going to follow in my footsteps, my wife's footsteps. And, you know, there are people that need to cut meat in the fucking world, but it ain't me. I mean, that's the best fucking statement. Amen to that. I like that. I'd fucking say that all day. I kind of just made it up. mean, that's the best fucking state. Amen to that. I like that. That's I fucking say that.

I'm just saying it's just, it's the way that I am. It's the way that my family has always been. Shit's built different, man. Some people are built differently. People got to cut me. It ain't me.

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You got heart A? Do you drink heart alcohol? Hell yeah. But not before I have to go to my son's football practice. That's the perfect reason to do it. I ain't killing him. Fuck. What are you doing, kid?

You pussy. Oh, sorry. I had a couple of beers. Can we just cut this whole episode? It's gone. It's weird. We have a lot to do at the end. Can we just not?

Let's talk about how cool Texas is. Texas is awesome. You're near San Antonio. So coming from Mexico. I live somewhere on the Rio Grande. Yeah. How'd you get here? Here you're in Texas.

You know, here's the deal. I grew up in Oklahoma. So, I mean, that has a lot to do with why I'm where we are right now. But I had to go to L.A. for a number of years to you know be close to the business you know television show here and appearances there it it seemed to be the right thing plus my brother lived in san diego and so i had a good end to the community there i mean he's got some nightclubs and restaurants and all this and that. He's got a lot of knowledge of the area. And so I lived there for a while.

There are a lot of things and a lot of reasons why we left. But I'm a people person, man, unbeknownst to most everyone out there. When I'm on TV, one guy, and when I'm off, I like to be invisible. But I mean,

I'm at home when I'm around the guys. I'm at home when I'm off I like to be invisible. But I mean, I'm at home when I'm around the guys. I'm at home when I'm in a military setting. I'm at home around a bunch of veterans. I'm at home when I'm on 220 acres in the middle of fucking nowhere and nobody can get near me and if they do then they can just

pick out which gun I'm going to shoot. So I mean, it's a very liberating decision that we made coming out here. can just pick out which gun I'm going to shoot. It's a very liberating decision that we made coming out here. And it was the third best decision of my life. And I'm so happy now. It's not even funny. It's just absolutely wonderful.

If I could have written a script for my son, we moved because of my son. We wanted to make sure that he was in a great setting so that he could prosper. In the middle of America, hardworking people, God-fearing people, people who appreciate and respect the military, that's where we are. That's how we're made up. And I wanted him to grow up in a situation like that, in a surrounding like that. And like I said, if I was like a screenwriter, I couldn't have written a better fucking movie than we're living right now. Yeah, that ending right now, you're like, this is... It's fantastic.

It really is. My boy doesn't have one person that I met at his school that I dislike. I mean, the town shuts down at like 9 o'clock at night, so he can't get in the heat. It's just fantastic. No, there's no trouble. Yeah, you can't get in trouble. It's great, and the people are wonderful, man. They really are.

And so it's kind of like a rebirth, us moving out here. And I was able to hook up with cool guys like you. Hey. So, I mean, it's just been wonderful it really has it's it's like starting my life all over again because now we're doing things that we enjoy doing and we're around people that we enjoy being around other kind of hanging out with you guys but um we're all right a lot of us moved out here about a year and a half ago for the same reasons i came from charlotte he came from vermont eli's been out here a couple years though

but that was the first one and then i got these fucks to move out i was like you're appreciative of him pulling you out here absolutely yeah it comes down to what you're talking about like that mindset of people in our circle. We have a very small circle of people because we're all just like so driven and motivated to be successful. That's why it's like us, Black Rifle Boys, Demo Ranch. Yeah. It's funny how we all were separated, but we all magnetized towards each other once we got here,

and we're all fighting for the same thing and at the end of the day we're all good people most of us yeah most of us all right that is but i mean you know we have the same common goal and the same common way to accomplish it kind of so and my group needed a mex-Asian to hang out with. We really needed that. Now we got you. Now you got a Jew. Mark that off the box. Check the box.

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Groceries that over-deliver. Have you ever been upset that Quentin Tarantino didn't cast you as the Bear Jew? No, not at all. Oh my God. Wouldn't he have made a good Peerage?

It's all good. You would have been a good Bear Jew. I would have been a lot of good things. Can you imagine him flanking the baseball bat in the tunnel as he's coming out? His cut-off uniform.

He's so much more scary than you are. I know, just staring. He's like... Like, oh God. Gotta be me, right? God. So, fucking...

Did you ever live in Texas before? This was the first time you were just like no my dream Actually was to go to school the University of Texas Shit until I met the head coach at the time and then I was like I ain't never going Then I went to Georgia, but yeah, that was in high school I was a dream of mine to go to UT and now I won't even set foot near Austin So the only time I'll go up there is summer baseball with my son because I have to.

He does football and baseball? Yes, unfortunately. Fortunately, but unfortunately. What do you want him to pursue as a? I can't chime in on that because I don't want to be selfish, but we all know football, what I want him to pursue. I'm not good at football, but the reality of football football. I want him to be successful. I'm not going to, but football. But the reality of football is I want him to be successful and to be a happy human being.

If following a baseball career is what he loves, and oh, by the way, it's probably less harmful on your body than a football career, then, hey, man, go for it. But, I mean, let's be honest. I'm a football player, and I never had the ability to go on as a baseball player. But whatever he wants to do, I'm fully behind it 1,000%. He'll love you less, but he supports it. It's all good. Yeah. Remember that. I am disappointed.

And today's the first day they're in full pads and they get the hit. So I can't wait. I can't wait to go see it. It's awesome. And he'll be starting in linebacker this year. And it's a totally different scenario than last year. He's sophomore. He's 50.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Oh, God. He's probably, what, 6'2"? No, he's 6'195". So more than me. Awesome. He gets freaking stronger than I. Awesome. Dude, I was the catcher.

He gets freaking stronger than I am now. It's amazing. It's just like, dad, I'm bitch 400 today. Dude, he can do 75s dumbbells like this, like nobody's business. I was 5'1 when I was a sophomore. 5'1? I didn't 5'1. I went from 5'1 to like 5'11 in a year, and then I was 6'2 or some shit after that. I was the smallest fucking dude until my, like, just as I was leaving high school.

Well, I'm praying he finally gets a growth spurt. I just hit puberty. Eli's still 5'1". Have you watched last year's episode? Like, hey, guys, welcome to Double Jack. My balls got hair today. Welcome to Dribble Chat. One actually dropped.

Just one. It was awesome turning 37. Jesus, man. But, yeah, man, anything he wants to do, man, I'm fully behind. I got to be that dad. As long as it involves crushing people i'm good with that that's see you should like his kiddo just john's a big boy my son i don't know where he gets it from he's 13 he weighs 180 and he's 5 3. good

jesus yeah and he's not fat he's just like he's strong i've had him in mixed martial arts for like seven years now nice yeah and he loves he loves lifting and he loves like fighting people that's awesome but he's like the kindest kid ever but that's good because he shows range yeah he right well yeah he was getting bullied at school last year and he came home and he's like dad i can wreck these guys he's like dad i could beat the out of it but they're not like physically bullying him so he's like yeah he's like i don't really want to get in trouble because they're saying mean things and he's like i know if they put hands on me i just tell him to turn around and look at him say do you want me to kill you

yeah and they'll stop yeah he handled it he did something like that he told him not to mess with him anymore he was gonna do bad things to him so violence is sometimes More it does do mr. In between I'm watching that fuck it. I don't know if you've ever watched mr. In between TV show Easy, it'll take you no time to watch It's an Australian based show But that is the main characters thing is he's like they're like violence isn't the always answer He's like dad is yeah, I'm gonna fucking hit you Violence is sometimes the answer and he does it throughout the entire show And I'm like man, this is great. It's like, you need hit.

Growing up, just going to the bars, playing football, being in the Army or whatever. Like, maybe just being in the military or just wherever. Like, you've been hit in the face. You know when you need to shut the fuck up or when you need to shut somebody the fuck up. And, man, it's so wild to just be like, man, you have just never, ever been punched. It's a completely different world we live in. Yeah. It's wild.

It's insane. The Tyson airplane incident. Holy shit. That dude's like poured water on Tyson. Could you imagine standing behind Mike Tyson's score? Oh, my God, I would have killed that kid. I would have killed him. Like, it's those bad fan interactions, which fan interactions, like, they're fucking great.

You love the people that got you where you are, that supported you along your journey. But don't be a fucking dickhead. Oh, see, here's the deal. People think that if they pay a ticket and they get to enter, then they can act any way they want. Well, that's not really the case. That's not society. I head-butted a guy through a fence one time. That's just at your kid's

fifth birthday, right? I didn't put my hands on it. There's the cat. You shut the fuck up, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah, real quick. Guaranteed. Never talk back again.

Not to me. I mean, not to anybody. People just don't learn. I mean, they don't, and there's not a situation to where they can learn because they'll call the cops on you. It's just, it's a different deal.

You have to deal with people differently. You do. Holy shit. Because that stupid motherfucker on the airplane is going to get paid. Probably. I hope he doesn't. I don't think he will. You don't think so?

I mean, he poured water on the dude. Like, that alone. They have. I mean, that's a video evidence. Yeah, the video evidence before. But it sometimes easy man. It's a hard one The court of public good law in this morning he ain't getting a penny Yeah, that's I hope I can that's hope not if they don't say you imagine a world where it's it's fun to trash-talk Mike Tyson Like what kind of an ignoramus would you be to talk shit to Mike Tyson that man is terrifying no matter what age

it's quite obviously someone who's never seen him fight no or was too too young to know who the hell I mean I just that dude probably was like you were in that movie hangover exactly I'm gonna talk shit to this dude it's like weird you got your ass beat by a professional boxer who destroyed people in his class.

Literally, he's lucky he was alive. Yeah, right? He didn't fucking ruin his face with a hit. I love that before and after picture. He's just like, homeboy got his ass beat. He's like, oh, that's what life is. I guarantee you he won't learn. No.

No, I'm fucking great. He won't learn shit. That dude is too old. So if you're on my plane, dude, don't come near me. That's all I can say. Yeah, I don't know. And still, I guarantee that. That's what's crazy to me.

I'm like, I look at you, I'd be like, that's the dude I want to fuck with. I mean, he tore his sleeves off of a perfectly good shirt. I'm claustrophobic. I'm not getting his face. But there's dudes that would be like, fuck that dude. I'm going to. It's just all your fight. I don't understand that logic.

He's bigger than me. I just don't get it the guy who was harassing him wasn't even like a big dude in what world what did you think he's like I can't be touched I'm safe right what this is my safe space bubble you can't get me

what do you think this isn't twitter the fact that that doesn't even enter his mind that is amazing to me. It just shows you where we are. Oh, read TikTok. I've never seen, thankfully, Savannah's TikTok. She shows me all that stuff.

I don't know if you've even looked at it. I've never. Don't. One. It's brain rot. That tactic. It is, yeah. It is that new generation.

And this is the first time i feel old because i look at that style of content i'm like what the fuck is going on but then you get to see yesterday's thing she showed me was a videos uh a psychologist post that was just saying it's like if you were left to uh you know make your kid cry it out i think all of us did that i at least i did with riding like yeah you let your kid cry it out. I think all of us did that I at least I did with right in like yeah You let your kid cry it out. I don't know kids fuck that you let your lizard cry it out Your lizard and your cats Cry it out. I just lock him in the bathroom and I'm like shut the fuck up

But it was different it was saying that was terrible for your kids And that's why they have anxiety and stuff in this day and age kids when I was a kid kids kids didn't even know what fucking Anxiety what right? I didn't even know what fucking anxiety was. Right? I didn't even know what a seatbelt was going on. Or a helmet. Yeah, like none of that. I woke up.

It was like, all right, it's daylight. Get out of the house. Door's shut. And I was gone until dark. That's it. My parents would say, don't come back until dark. And even then, it was like, all right, you got two hours after it's dark to make sure your ass is home.

And then we shot each other with BB guns while riding bicycles. Yes, we did that too. Absolutely. It's a different. No helmet. None of them. It's just a different day, man. It's crazy when you look at that stuff.

You are so soft. Holy shit. It is a soft. Look at the military. Oh, I know. I can't even picture it. Like going from just being the idea of using the phone in the military now and basic i remember that was becoming a cycle thing and then the red cards

because i was at that cycle transition before we were still in bdus it was that last and then there was like the generation after you yeah yeah yeah and it was just that we're like oh and then people look at mine is soft And I was like damn That's back in the day when they would like have drill sergeant and he's like drill sergeant be like what's this? It's cake and they're like I was a different military you get to see that transition because now they have like cell phones and stress cards and all that Yeah, and I'm like what the fuck especially about that. How about the requirements? Oh, yeah.

Comparatively. How many they call it hell week or whatever it is? How many fucking people do you think that go through it now could have gone through it when you went through it? No. No. I mean, seriously. It's different. Three quarters of class.

Yeah, they go. I'd say three like there's that last quarter would fail no I'd say the last quarter would fail 100% three quarters I would say because there's still

even because I went through like the generation I went through in 2009 which is when you got out right or you got out in 2008 yeah

because you had the three you had your red week I don't even know what red week is anymore then you have your last your hill week it was red red white blue

they call them now and then you have your black gold phases which is when you're leaving. I mean, it's probably different now because this was in 2009. Everything's fucking different. Yeah, exactly. But even that first week when I was there, you had people fucking crying and trying to quit and shit.

And I know for a fact, four or five years prior, it was even harder because I was in that weird transitional phase. Like, things were starting to change when I was in there. Like, and I couldn't even imagine seeing some of the dudes, like, just bawling their eyes out at night in a bunk with another fucking guy above them. Dude, straight crying. There's no way. Screaming and crying. What would have happened if that was during your tenure?

Oh, when we had our dudes, like, I told you guys stories about, like, the suicide watch people. They'd be like, I'm going to kill myself. Oh, you're going to take the shoelaces they'd be like i'm gonna kill myself you're gonna kill yourself okay guess what we have to have six people on guard just for him at night for one hour and you have to rotate guard to watch him not kill himself at night so we're like this piece of shit just made me wake up an extra hour Like no one would say shit cuz you're like, oh I'm gonna make every motherfucker and then that's the hey You're not killing yourself, right? So every five minutes. You're just like hey, buddy But that's literally like. And then I don't even know how that is because it was that.

We should talk to Nico about that. Oh, Nico would be a good one. We should go through Army Boot Camp for a video. Nope. I'd love to see that. I'm not going through it with you. Yeah, you'll get military pay. You'll get paid a thousand dollars Three months of you

I was in e3 And how many friends that would join so I get that was the weirdest shit when you were joining The recruiters were like yo if you can get a couple people to sign up we'll bump your rank that was a thing an incentive when i was joining those for for us too because i got you too because i got a friend to join imagine being that douchebag it's like hey man you want to join with me and they're like okay i'm like yes it's more you'll get free college both of my friends died that day. Sorry. Sorry, I forgot to tell you that part.

But I got my E3. And I got a promotion. Dude, sorry. If you think about it, that is those fucked up shit. That's pretty fucked up. That is. You're getting your buddies to join you. And no one knows 19.

Oh god, online. Yo man, I gotta join the army. You wanna join too? You don't even need to be in the infantry like me. It won't ruin your life really. Yeah. The BTS, that's not real yet. Yeah.

Don't worry, it's called The Surge. I don't know what that means. Oh my god. War, you won't even have to. It's like, surge. I don't know what that means. Oh, my God. Or you won't even have to. It's like, oh, man, this got real fucked up. Oh, man, now I'm in war. Literally, I should have done this. That happens, like, the first time.

Everyone's, like, so eager for a gunfight. And you're like, fuck, yeah. You're, like, going on that first. And then, like, on the way. And then, like, bullets are hitting the side of your vehicle. And you're like, oh, man. I might have fucked up. Like dismount left, action right. I'm like.

Running out. It's like, oh, man. There's like 16 more months of this. But it was fine after the first one? Like you get a few reps. There was an adjustment period? Yeah. Just like anything else Yeah I got

Comfortable enough to fall asleep going to missions I'd just be like And they'd be like Dismount left I'm like Weapon on fire I'm like okay let's go buddies But yeah you just fucking fall asleep

You got so comfortable with the lineage I tell you guys It's like Towards the end you just do fall so you got so comfortable in the lineage. I tell you guys it's like Towards the end you just do not give a fuck about like anything you just see a line of cherries because we're smoking on the Way to a mission. It's like this is a high value target Don't care I'll be in the head won't feel it just walking the mission ashen everywhere it was bad like we didn't give a fuck towards the end obviously like fuck man yeah i would not do that again for a million dollars i'm like nah you you you like romanticize it and then you're like then reality hits yeah you're like oh man reality be different. Plus, if Iraq was like Hawaii, way better.

Iraq's Iraq. It's 140 degrees during the day. It's fucking miserable. And you get a shower once every 20 days, 22 days. So you're just like, ah, this is not worth $2,000. It's not worth it. Jesus. Yeah, it's the fun times.

Never again. Oh, man. Guys, Bill? Sir? When's the last time you played a video game? Oh, my God. Yeah, it's fun times never again. Oh man guys Bill sir, when's the last time you played a video game? Oh my god. Yeah, this is a good question Maybe three weeks ago with my son Yeah, are you mad and player I was three weeks ago with my son Madden during the when I was in the, Madden was the hot shit, right? So everybody would play their own characters, right?

Because I was the Falcon. I was in the NFL, and everybody plays their own shit. Well, I didn't have a character. Who did you get to play? For me, it was different. Hot dog simulator. It wasn't that much fun for me. Exactly. I was the vendor.

Yes! Do the half-time. Do the half-top. Do the half-top. See the guy on the sidelines with the dogs? That's me. He's a minigate. I did have a number on my shirt, but, you know. How many games did you actually get a?

Fuck, I don't know. Probably like five a year for my three years. I played like 15, 20. Okay, that's respectable. Fuck. Probably like five a year for my three years, so I played like 15 20 I disrespect my career, but I mean yeah, I get to play in some Would you play video games with us? For a video no no right now What if we what if we put what if we put him through some ridiculous video games yeah, oh, that's a good idea

Someone who doesn't play video games. Why don't you make me play myself and have you kill me with the goofiest wrestling character humanly possible? Oh, let's play Revenge. I know, he said. I'm sorry, WrestleMania 2000 was a better game. It was a better game. No, Revenge. I don't give a fuck if you weren't on the cover of that one.

I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck. I'm putting my foot down. WrestleMania 2000 was a better N64 game. In the comments, all right. Revenge had a better cover. Re one. I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck. I'm putting my foot down WrestleMania 2000 was a better than 64 game In the comments guys what was better? Revenge or WrestleMania 2000 and just said that the black card fucking cool Yeah, but what revenge had a black cartridge to did it? Yeah? Fucking build staring down the Hulk I mean Yeah. Oh, they both did. You had fucking Bill staring down Hulk. I mean, but that was the NWO.

That was the NWO era fucking. That was that cover. It was like NWO Hulk, if I remember right. Yeah, it was WCW NWO Revenge. Yep, yep, yep, yep. That was a crazy time period. I remember that. Yes, it was a crazy time period.

That was like the height of chaos. It was unreal, man. You know, right when I broke in, it was the Monday Night Wars. It was just, we were. That was my shit. Monday chaos it was unreal man you know right when I broke in it was the Monday Night Wars that was my shit Monday Night Raw was my shit it was crazy that's why they moved Monday Night Football to 9pm because it was going head to head

with our two shows at 8 just moving fucking American football to a different time slot who was the comedian they got host moving fucking American football to a different time slot. Who was the comedian they got host or commentating the NFL at the time? When was this? 98, 99?

Fuck, when was this? Yeah, late 90s. Yeah, late 90s. The stand-up comedian that had the TV show that was a commentator for Monday Night Football um but they brought him in to get a different sector you know a different population watching it different demographic to watch it yeah they tried to steal it from us and it didn't work and they're like no this is bigger than that was was it was that wrestling at its peak oh yeah I would say so viewership numbers everything wise that was like i think merchandise late late 90s early 2000s that's that's what i watched i was a freaking

freak about monday night raw that was that was my yeah i can remember that's like part of my childhood is like those specific fights all those big things were like oh well kane taking off his mask for the first time that she was wild fucking you getting tased Where were you when Elvis died? Well, I don't know but when Cain took his mask Was a Nash hitting you with a fucking taser Was that like how strong was that tape I wanted the one. The whole idea was that I wanted the one that shot in you. Oh, like a.

Yes, I wanted that. You wanted the barbs, not the cattle prod. 100% if you're going to take me down, then you've got to take me down to something real, right? Not a chance. Oh, now it's still okay. No, it's not on national television. It's not my first loss in 176 matches. So yeah, that's what I called for.

But they didn't want to do it. And so we had to go with the prod thing. It still was not a Felga. No, it wasn't active. But still, comparatively, visually, it wasn't near what the freaking barbs would have been. Barbs would have been like like I just picture the lock up as you're charging you're just like fucking it would have been bad if I would have crapped my pants

I did want to do that because the leaner you are the more the the currency flows through you I wasn't very lean at the time so I think I would have been good some people like drop some people like it's like mace and any of that stuff to very hit with barbs I've been fucking hit with a Handheld for the hand. Yeah, I haven't been over the barbs now

We went hands-on with people we didn't use them. Oh fuck sorry hardcore I asked questions later use them. Oh, fuck. Sorry, hardcore. Excuse me. Sorry. I shot people. I asked questions later. There was no taser, taser, taser. No, they didn't have tasers. Ha! Ka-ka! Oh, that wasn't a taser. Fucking

God, I hate those videos so much. Close out, Batty. Batty, let's hear the close out. Thank you for watching the Unsubscribe Podcast and for listening to the Unsubscribe Podcast today. Of course, as always, we have Donut Operator, Eli Double Tap, myself, Batty Screams, and our very fucking special guest, Bill Goldberg,

who's in my house. I have Goldberg in my house right now. That's fucking wild. The value finally went up on this place. Honestly, yeah. This is as good as it's going to get. It's all downhill from here. Thank you for watching, guys. No, wait, wait, wait. Plug yourself, yeah. This is as good as it's going to get. It's all downhill from here. Thank you for watching, guys.

No, wait, wait, wait. Plug yourself, bro. What do we got? What do we got? You got Goldberg's Garage. You got- Goldberg's Garage, man. 14 matches coming up.

The YouTube channel, Goldberg's Garage, will be back up and running when these guys come out and shoot at the place, but it has to be finished first. So that's what's been the problem. And it's all good. A couple couple months we'll be up and running. Goldberg 95 on Instagram. None of the other shit really matters, to be honest with you. Huge TikToker.

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