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I just don't want him to poop in that one because then we're going to sit here and fucking smell it. Don't ruin the front of my house. Not this one. How many bathrooms in here? Three. The ceilings are like uncomfortably low. It's just this area. The master bedroom's got fucking massive ceilings. I have no idea.. It's just this area the master bedrooms got fucking massive ceilings

I have no idea and even more so you walk into that room regular ceilings. It's just this one spot. They're low I don't get it It's very You're always smiling friends friends dude I saw that clip on twitter I'm like what the fuck is that it's

you should get high and watch it I don't really smoke weed anymore you should do drugs and watch I don't know guys today we're learning

man nah Heather and I watched all 11 episodes last night they're like 10 minutes long and it was when you got

spirits in your house it was really fucking funny. It was? Smiling friends. What are you drinking, Cody? Are you drinking a beer?

I'm drinking a beer. I'll drink a beer with you, bro. We got the whiteys and the beerys. Okay. We're sitting comfortable. I'm like, am I in focus?

You up. Fuck this slime shit. You got one, Cleen? I'm gonna down this real quick. I got more. Good. And I'll go to a white. I don't know. Oh shit. Oh wait, is that like bad? Oh my god! And he wonders why he's never invited on! I already fucked it up up, Clint! My bad. This is bad juju! God. This is why Cody's house is haunted. You can make the sound with it. It's your fault his house is haunted.

My bad. Make the sound, make the sound! Eli is racially ambiguous. That guy's fucking ridiculous. That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching. Subscribe podcast.

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Come subscribe. Hi everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Batty streams, Eli double tap and one of the best looking men in Texas. Clean. He's single ladies. He's single. He is single and that's this episode.

Would you swipe right or left? Tell us about your wiener. Well, it's above average. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to be ashamed of. Very nice. Like my childhood. Your childhood was not above average. No, it was poor.

It was super poor. We were talking about that. I was like, I remember my aunt and cousin and they had food stamps. I was like, man, they get all the good food and live in the nice apartment. I was like, I was really poor. When that's my life process, I was like, Jabora was poor. They got a good man. I was being too poor got a good man.

I was being too poor for food stamps. I couldn't get the pen to fill out the paperwork. I can't afford the pen, sorry. I don't have a table to write on. Come here, Eli, I need to use your back. I love it. Hi, welcome, buddy. It's good to be on, guys.

Thanks for... It's been a long time since you were on the podcast. I think I was on one of the first episodes. You were, I think, before double digits. Yeah, definitely subbed in. Because you were on it when we used think I was on like one of the first episode 10 because you're on it when we used to do a Cody's place do yeah and talk about video games Yeah, yeah We're getting so many good guests on there we had Demolition Ranch, Stone Cold Steve Austin Now we have Clean on here I'm so fucking excited

I mean we had Leon Lush We had fucking Danny Worsnall Big shout out to Leon for the worst episode ever in performance Yeah that was kind of a bummer man He actually listens to this now I know that's even better That's why I'm just gonna be like god damn I guess that's you ever being a dick

He touched me that's what happened where did he touch you on the shoulder? And other places no no spot Eli's shoulder is a sense of a spot when you grab a Lish there. Yeah. No, you just get mean and batty when you touch for whatever reason Eli touches our guests and they get angry Just like everybody yeah, not me curse The spirit in Cody's house now to put it Yeah, I guess man every everyone in my house thinks my house is haunted It's like there's all these weird noises now and shit And the dogs get angry at nothing like in empty rooms.

And Heather's a basic ass white bitch. So that understands that second chocolate is black. So he's going to be, Melissa's a Mexican. She's brown. I don't, I don't believe in this shit. Superstitious.

And they hate ghosts. Sounds like you need some sage. Yeah. You know, since they all believe in it and they're all kind of spooked up right now, we're going to get clean over there and he's going to burn some sage for us. I like that. Burn some sage.

I like the idea. It's like ghosts, evil spirits. Go grass. Like walking around the house. I'm just going to burn a smoke. A couple of my weeds. Yeah. Grab some shit out my yard real quick.

What the fuck? Why? Why is that a thing? You think like the Constantine stuff would work if it's real? I could like put holy water on my bullets on my bedside gun. I think that would do better. I mean, put some salt on top. Salt might work.

Salt bullets. Salt shotgun shells. Oh, yeah. Get some rock salt so it won't go through the walls. Maybe some silver bullets for the werewolves. Yeah. We're talking about makeup shit. Yeah, get some rock salt so won't go through the walls. There's some silver bowls for the werewolves. Mmm. Yeah Some crucifixes for the vampires at my hang the garlic Spirits crazy man

It's like okay draw a circle of salt Yeah, and then sage burn the shit out some sage all those ghosts will leave What how does that stop especially demonic ones? The fuck does that even mean what do you mean demonic one? There are good spirits there are bad spirits, okay? So this is a break this down Barney style for me, okay? So like in the spiritual community There's there's what are called good spirits And then you have your bad spirits the bad spirits like to do bad stuff like possess

You and make you do nasty things well the good spirit Little bit Taco Bell demon went away. Is this a bad demon are we talking about, Donut? I don't know. Things just keep slamming in the house and we find doors open outside and the animals are growling and shit. Is this like murder in your house maybe?

I don't know. I don't believe in this shit. I think it's all coincidence happening at the same time. Like, oh my God, Donut, you didn't hear it, but the dryer door is shut. You're like, okay. I didn't say that, Heather. That was all Eli. She doesn't listen to this.

She's getting some... No. Oh my god. Just in case. Yesterday, I was doing something today I was putting up dishes and there's dishes that have been there for like 2 hours

and I was like looked over and it started to fall and I caught it and I put it back up Sav was like man good catch babe my first reaction was like the fucking ghost you see that baby pushed over those 2 dishes trying to ruin our day I was just like oh fucking gravity

gravity is a good thing newton is explaining this that's how that worked now and i will get into i love some ghost i watch scary ghost stories all the time it's some of my favorite shit and you do get the ones that i'll just send them there's like ones where you're like okay a little bit it makes you a you do get the ones that i'll just send them there's like ones where you're like okay a little bit makes you a little scared yeah the ones where you're like i can't explain that entire fucking thing like period and there are some real good ones where people like you're generally it's hard to bring reason into some of those situations sometimes like because like the way that we were kind of like programmed is to like oh you gotta you gotta try to logically

yeah you're trying to logically like put together and you can't it's just like like your brain just isn't really working my last two brain cells were like there was that one it was a fucking dude he's like video he just explores shit it was a cave he was exploring a cave and home dude has like all these like thousands of videos of urban exploration only one he gave like he was like he never does haunted shit it was the only time he was like yo i'm like hyper uncomfortable right now and he's like i can't he's like i am he's like two miles into this fucking cave system like really far in it's gonna take a minute to get out.

Yeah. And he starts hearing sounds down there. And it's like weird. And then his camera caught it. He didn't see it visually. He was just like. And it looks like two sets of eyes come out, look, and then go back up. And he just keeps walking that way because he didn't see it on the camera.

He's like walking back that way. And he hears these weird sounds again. And he's just fucking. He's like, huh, okay. That fight-flight response starts to kick in real fast come especially when you don't know he didn't see the eyes until he got home oh yeah you're like oh fuck and there was another one it was a house and that dude it was a dude was it was a hospital or a band one of those things 400 people it was like a piece of shit and he's just going through and he doesn't notice anything it was his viewers that like it was in the comment section like bro

you missed like someone or something was there with you because the first one it's there's just a small hole in the wall and you see what looks like an eye looking at him and then goes. And he's just like going like this, just looking around on the ceiling. So he didn't even register. And then once he clips in, cuts it, you're like, oh, that looks like a fucking face up there looking and then moves away. And the second one was like a shadow. He's in this place by himself. He's looking around and then you see a shadow. Like you just like in the background, you just see it looks like an arm drop and then disappear out of it.

And it is far away. He doesn't notice it. He goes like throughout the rest of it. He's like, oh, cool fucking place and leaves. Then after comment sections like, oh, motherfucker, was someone there with me or was it a ghost? Those spirits, man. I'm uncomfortable. I Will say that I used to like binge watch like urban exploration videos. I love that shit. It was fun, man

I used to watch that all the time as well Just like seeing people exploring crazy old fucking missile silos and shit like that like sewers insane underground sewer systems or old hospitals, whatever it's crazy what like 40 years of decay just just 40 years of decay just just does to these buildings or anything oh yeah especially they're not maintained or anything like that like how fast our world just decomposes oh yeah no i honestly like it would take probably 30 to 60 days for like nobody to mow their lawns anymore and like for like if society ever like blacked out Yeah, yeah, everything would like nature to be like this is mine now

And they're just like you just take everything back, and it wouldn't even look like the same type of place That we live in now. Nature is healing. Nature is healing. Oh no, that's us. We're the bad stuff Yeah, some of those fucking caves like And then you got those scary videos. That one, you ever see where they're exploring the cave and they find that little girl in it? What? Someone left, a little girl got lost in the cave.

So these people are in there. She didn't speak English. And it's a big public. They just found a child in a cave. They were like, they went through, they were deep in this cave and they're like, go through this little part and it's a little girl just standing in the dark

and they're like, what the fuck? And she can't speak English. And they're like go through this little part and it's a little girl just staying in the dark and like What the fuck? Ha and she can't speak English and they're like holy shit So they're like hey you have to come with us come with us take her up her parents Didn't know where the fuck she was she was in the cave just wandering around how long was she in there? Yeah, it was like a few hours which that kids traumatized for a while black And they have it running into walls and shit Look at these cool black black tights and child Just turn around and walk

Ago's out of kicked it That demon bleeds. That's weird. Why is it screaming? Fuck that shit. Do you watch this? Yeah. Have you ever seen the Chernobyl exploration videos? Oh, my God. Honestly, the Stalker franchise is like one of my favorite gaming franchises,

and it takes place there. Really fucking cool place. There's a lot of history there, and it's also really creepy. Yeah, because it's a fucked up situation oh yeah a lot of people fucking died radiation plants dead animals still surviving oh dude the mutant animal videos on youtube oh yeah yeah they just survive there and they're like that's where these animals uh they're alive somehow you know radiation works how it breaks down your your cells on like I'm like crazy level right like yeah You're like your DNA just literally just peels apart apart, and that's for everything

That's why that like helicopters and it stops working cuz that it just like molecular it breaks everything apart And it just throws a I want to go watch that Chernobyl fucking show was that on HBO. Yeah Honestly, I never haven't seen it is so good No I did honestly I never haven't seen it is so good. I'm a pro. I just watch anime. No Chernobyl no, holy shit. It's so good. It's unbelievable. I've rewatched it like three or four times. Okay mystery in between Chernobyl Yeah, really? Yeah, it's better than mystery. By the way. I am almost on the first season mister in between It's so good is very good. Dude. Is it a dialogue? You haven't seen this shit is so different. Yeah, no you guys have told me about it. I'm gonna check it out for sure But it's Chernobyl's on a different fucking plane. How many episodes is it and yeah ten or eleven? It's not it's like a miniseries

Six like six to ten. It's short. Yeah, they're an hour apiece I think Russia came out and they're like this shows propaganda. There propaganda. It was not like this. Yeah, I thought they did. Like, we handle it fine. Chernobyl, not a big deal. We spray water. It was not a big deal. Radiation gone. Now we hide it. It's fine.

And you get to see, like, they go through everything that was fucked up from, like, the beginning to the freak out to the cover up. Well, radiation poisoning is really, really fucked up because, like, it's a really painful and slow way to die, depending on how much you get dosed. And a lot of people, your skin can literally just melt. It just falls off. Oh, what's better is that they talk about it on there. You have your recovery period where you actually feel better.

You feel like shit, and then all of a sudden one one day you'll be like, holy shit. And that's what happens. You're literally, what's it, what do they call it? It sloshes off. Like your organs just, they turn into paper and just melt. That's what happens. Yeah. Yummy.

Your meat bag's licking. It's licking everywhere, dude. It's not doing so good. You gotta watch Chernobyl, holy shit I'll watch it with you It's like a docu-series But they dramatize it so well And watch Chernobyl

You're gonna be sitting there quietly Little burning bush on your fucking coffee table At least the spirits aren't here You know what's my favorite part When it's like the international ghost hunter and they're like, okay, we're in this castle. Like fucking Vlad Teb's castle. Dracula's.

We're in Dracula's castle. Let's get this. Ghost, what is up? And then you hear it's like, get out. It's like weird. They're in Transylvania and the ghosts speak English. Fucking crazy. Wow.

Everything's still English and ghost language. They just don't care about it. Everybody speaks American. American TV. They already know what's going on. America is heavy. Oh, no.

Only America goes there. Oh, no. There we go. Pissing off religions again. This is what we do. Hope you speak English. That's what they left you in out the gate brother oh man yes oh god what's up i don't know i thought you were gonna say something i was like i was just gonna i was gonna transition into video games oh perfect let's see this natural transition

i'm liking his smooth so far do you like video games let me think Let's see this natural transition. I'm liking his moves so far. Do you like video games? Let me think about it for a second. Yes. That's a podcast. What a segment. Amazing. Games are cool. Are you playing

any games, Cody? You like video games? I haven't played anything in a minute. I'm playing through Modern Warfare 2 right now so I can get to the no Russian thing. Was that the first mission? No. It's like halfway through it. Is it? The opening says,

do you want to play a really gnarly mission throughout this? Yes, that's what it is. You don't know what it is when you're playing through the first time. It's like, yeah. And then you get to the mission and you're like, oh, this is cool. Oh. Oh's like, yeah. And then you get to the mission. You're like, oh, this is cool. Oh.

Oh. Bro, thinking about that level in a game now. Oh, people would be angie. I'm surprised they were angie then. Yeah, I'm surprised. They were. I was going to say they're bad. They're very angie.

They're very upset. I'm surprised they haven't went back and taken it out. They're taking down all the statues and shit. They're like, well, this is bad. We're just going to go back and change history. There is a game that's getting kind of controversial right now, it's called ready or not it's like a Swat so well there's some areas of it that are controversial cuz like it's they have like a school shooter mission coming up And it's called ready or not. It's like a SWAT sim game It's like the spirit

They literally say it's like the spiritual successor to SWAT 4 and there's there's gonna be a school shooting mission there And there's other missions were like you break into pedophiles houses And you have to like go save children and like We're stopping Okay Tommy no candy cane talk call your friend tell him not to come to school tomorrow first time you guys don't come to school tomorrow thanks for the candy um yeah god damn it nothing in terms of shit though no it's a hard fucking game it's it's difficult like it's uh the ai is very challenging and very human and you die quick as fuck in it too yeah yeah like real quick i was playing playing with Freddie and Nico on that one We were trying they were trying to teach it to me. I was like what the

Yeah, the best thing is just use a nine millimeter. No, it's they ours don't recoil much I mean all the guns in the game are like simulated pretty well Cuz I mean like you guys shoot like guns don't have that much recoil and like some games like escape Like yeah, it's fucking... Wait, not everyone shoots a gun in Counter-Strike, and they just go everywhere, just bullets fucking left and right out the barrel? What?

Full auto's not the most controllable thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. True. It goes pretty much everywhere. No, you're definitely right about that. But, I mean, most of the guns in that game are pretty controllable for the most part. But, I mean, they're doing some controversial stuff just because they're like, hey, this

is the type of stuff that real cops get called on to do, and this is the real world. And we can't... Their goal isn't to Hollywood that shit and politicize it. Because, let's be honest, you were on SWAT. You probably got called on to some fucking really fucked up calls. Yeah, gnarly stuff. Yeah, and it just goes to show what you guys kind of go through because like Let's be honest.

No, you're wrong. The world is full of rainbows and unicorns and nothing bad ever happens. Stop it. And the cops are bad. Stop it. Nothing bad happens. They never go on calls where people are shooting other people ever. No. Hey, Kev. Just hug fights.

I fuck twats. Hug fights. We have a hug fight breaking out. Guys, he's getting ready to tickle. Watch out. So shit. That's when you hit him's getting ready to tickle. Watch out. So shit. That's when you hit him with the taser tickle. Is that silly string? It's like that one senator when that 14-year-old girl was stabbing the other girl.

And that one senator got on Twitter and said, Kids have been knife fighting for years now. Why did the officer shoot her? Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Just a fun little knife fight. It's like it's a fun little knife fight. It's crazy. I've never been in a knife fight, man, oh my god. Just a fun little knife. Yeah, it's like it's a fun little knife

Me either I mean I was a Marine Corps martial arts martial arts like combat instructor and like Like they're always said like hey like we teach you knife fighting But like you don't want to get in a knife fight that shit sucks like it's rule number one my fight You're gonna get cut. Yeah, you're gonna get fucking cut. Somebody's gonna get hurt and that's just fucking scary I liked it because we had like lacrosse gauntlets on and, like, helmets and shit. And we'd go in the woods with, like, fucking plastic knives and, like, stab each other and shit. But, you know, that was kind of fun because it's kind of like a game. But when you have real knives, it's actually like,

Oh, this is actually gonna hurt me. My organs hurt now. Howie! Ow! I can't feel my fingers anymore. Yeah, they're gone. Yeah, they fell off. What happened? I think I heard someone say one time, it's like, I can't feel my fingers anymore. They're gone. They fell off.

I think I heard someone say one time, there's two losers in a knife fight. The guy that dies on scene and the guy that dies in the ambulance. Yeah. Oh, shit. I won't mess with knives. I'm like, nah. Honestly, if I had to choose, I'd rather get shot.

I'd run. I'd rather just get shot. There's a knife I can outrun. Cool, there's a knife. You've got to be faster than your buddy. My bullets are faster than the knife thing. It's a knife I can outrun. Yeah. It's like, cool, there's a knife. It's got to be faster than your bullet. My bullets are faster than the knife thing. That is going to fall. Flash a bright light in Batty's eyes.

No. Shit, no, not my head. What am I going to do? I cast sacrifice. Run away from batting. Y'all are rude. You know the rules of zombie land. You know what, man's right.

You got to get in shape, buddy. You're going to die. Grantham said that, too. He did. He did. I was on my couch eating Cheetos. I saw him like, okay, Mike. Thanks, Mike.

Okay, dude. Shout out to Mike. Two million subs. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, he crushing him. Yeah. He's a dude. Oh, shout out to Mike. Two million subs. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, he crushing him. Yeah. He's a two. Yesterday, I think.

Yeah. Brandon's so close too, man. I think he's less than 100,000. Imagine losing to him. Imagine having to build him a very sick gun. Was that the bet? That was the bet. Yeah.

Brandon's got to build him a... Does he build him an AK? I think Brandon is going to build him an AK. Okay. Something like that. That's concerning. I'd rather have one of Brandon's builders build me an AK? I think Brandon is going to build him an AK. That's concerning. I'd rather have one of Brandon's builders build me an AK. Yeah, actually, yes. Good point.

Was it Brandon's going to build him an AR or an AK? An AR would make more sense. Yeah. I don't know. It was one of the things. It was going to be a super sick gun. And Brandon was... They were like neck and neck there for a minute. Yeah, they're close.

Brandon was right up on his ass. And then I think Mike ramped up the amount of videos he was putting up. Oh, yeah. He put out his helmet video today. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

He's basically like, if you don't have your head, you're going to go to the forever sky. That's why you should have an armored helmet. Yeah. That's a good point.

Sometimes you might get shot in the head. Yeah, thanks, man. You guys are way better friends than I am because I don't watch anyone's YouTube shit Even my like you too. I don't even watch our own shit like never watched an unsubscribe episode I've never like I don't like you have

You've said you have on our podcast. Are you lying? What if I said I've watched a full episode? You're the one that watches the play Cause I have somebody has to watch it Drama alert! Drama alert! Make sure we don't get god damn canceled Drama alert! Drama alert. Drama alert. Make sure we don't get goddamn canceled. Drama alert. Drama alert. I didn't make sure we didn't get canceled.

Fatty, it's going to happen no matter what. I'm texting Keemstar right now. Drama alert. Weep, weep, weep. White man, you have a Mexican.

Yeah, I don't watch all of them, but I like to listen to some of them. I think the only one I've listened to the entirety of was when we had Stone Cold on. That was a good one. Stone Cold is like my favorite. You know there's some people that occasionally listen to this and they're like,

man, Stone Cold on? Where's that episode? Hold up. Hold on a second. I just see Goldberg. Where is it? One of my good buddies back home in Vermont is the biggest wrestling nerd in the world. And bro, has he been mad? Was he geeking hard, dude?

Dude, my uncle, he's got wrestling tattoos and shit. Oh, my gosh. Massive fan. He's like, why the fuck did I just find out on the internet you had Goldberg on your podcast and you didn't tell me? I was like, no, tell me. Love you. I forgot. Not on the internet you have a goal work on your podcast and you didn't I've never really man. I've tried to watch wrestling like I used to watch that game of main stuff like oh It's like fighting. Oh, no. It's not it's very different. You're young dude. Yeah, like your generation. You're skipping Yeah Tail end of what y'all fucking did.

Like Monday Night Raw. Back then it was like, I mean, it's still really big, but back then it was just like, it was like mainstream entertainment. Oh, yeah. It was like the shit to watch. As Goldberg says,

they moved Monday Night Football to be later. Later. They moved football later because wrestling. It used to be on at the same time. People had to choose in their viewers and people were Picking wrestling over Wow, that's that's fucking that's the pinnacle. How long how long was how long is gold big and doing wrestling? It's probably 1990s late 90s started right? Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, I mean he's 5454 55 still do I know right like wrestling's I've been around for a long time

But when did it like really kick off? Is it like early 90s 80s 90s 80s and 90s? I think we're the prime like sting Hulk, but I was staying bra honestly. I fucked with staying I'm interesting. He's cool. What was that one movie? I can't remember. It was like that wrestling movie. Oh with You know like sting comes outside down is a pussy yeah Yeah Do that movie was thick. And Sting comes out at the end of it, and he fucking kicks one of the wrestlers' ass or something. They put him in the cage.

You know what I mean? It's a comedy. It's literally a comedy movie. It's so good. Who has a David Arquette? Who's in that? I honestly can't. I almost said Jack Black, and I'm like, no, it wasn't him.

It was somebody else, man. What was that fucking movie? I remember that line that you just said. Yeah, man. Comedy wrestling movie. Batty just. I'm looking it up right now. I swear.

Yeah, it was a good fucking movie. Yeah, Diamond Upside Down's a pussy. I think, no, Kid Rock wasn't in that one. They might be thinking of something else. Was that David Arquette? Was that? I can't remember. I don't know.

That's an old movie. It was like 90s. It was like 90s. It was like 90s. Yeah. Ready to Rumble? Yeah. Who's in it? Who's the actors?

I literally just googled Sting wrestling comedy movie the first thing that shows up. David Arquette, Oliver Platt. Yeah, yeah. Nice, nice. I'm surprised I remembered.

David Arquette was in that. Yeah, there we go. Dude, that movie was so good. Huh. No shit. If you guys haven't seen that, go watch that. I don't. Dude, that movie was so good. Huh. No shit. If you guys haven't seen that, go watch that. I don't. I don't know if I've seen it.

Dude, it's a good fucking movie. It's funny. I probably watched it when I was like 12. Yeah. I remember, for me, like, I watched it when I was like 10, 11. Like, when I was really young, but I was like, this movie fucking rocks. Yeah. Fuck it.

It was good, man. It has, like, that. Goldberg's in it? Look at all the wrestlers in it. Oh, yeah. No, Goldberg's in that. Oh, yeah. He came down. He's good, man. It has like that. Goldberg's in it? Look at all the wrestlers in it. Oh, yeah. No, Goldberg's in that. Oh, yeah. I remember.

He's in like the gym scene. Randy Savage. DDP. Booker T. Oh, my God. Dallas Page. They got a lineup, man. It's Sid Vicious.

Wayne Mysterio. Dude, they have everyone in that movie. John Cena was in it uncredited. Get fucked. No shit. John Cena. I can't see you. Oh, my God. Damn. get no shit I can't see you oh my god damn

oh man but uh speaking of other like really garbage games y'all played Battlefield 2042 right no never heard of it wait right

before we go on games we're doing it yeah you wanna just do the one from Goldberg cause he did a really good one we'll add both

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You guys got a great viewership, man. Pretty good. I'm trying to think of whose fan base is worse, like Brandon's or this. How many times have you guys met your fan base IRL? Yes. Yeah, randomly. We've we met him but never like

a meetup I don't know if I wanted unsub meetup there's just too much calm throwing it at us you saved it in jars Since you started the podcast. Oh, God. Since you started the podcast. Since episode one. Yucky. I'm uncomfortable. Why are there amoebas?

Shut up. So, 2042, am I right? Yeah, that game was bad. It was really bad. We talked about it because that's Nico's main game. Oh, yeah, Nico. I think he quit. Yeah, he quit. Yeah, he's playing Warzone now he's gonna be playing a battle bit with me though that game is actually

really sick yeah you've been talking about that a lot it's called battle bit it's it's made by like three devs like two of them are part-time one of them's full-time so it's basically made by one guy who's the main programmer but it's basically like put insurgency sandstorm gunplay uh if you guys ever played that it was a cool guys ever played that. You can take your magazine out and then, oh, there's a guy. Pull your hand out and shoot him. Pull your gun back out and then insert your magazine so you don't get Tarkov where you're like, oh no, fuck! And you're stuck there

reloading. The gunplay is really solid and it's simulated really well. But you can blow everything up. Everything is destructible. Okay, so is Battlebit a realistic-style looking game? Because it's called battle So it looked like the characters kind of look like roblox or minecraft the game the game world doesn't though It's like it's kind of like a low poly art style

Okay But it doesn't like play like how it looks at all like it really plays like a tactical shooter really it's like a very realistic Game which is a lot of fun And it's honestly just a lot of fun like you can just like you can void are there robux in it No, there's no micro-sensors. We could play it with John. Oh boy. Yeah, that was actually a really funny story.

How much did he put you down the drain? Like five Gs? Yeah. Damn. Yeah, then we told that on here 16 times, seven times. John will never outgrow that story. You're gonna like probably bug his ass when he's 21 and be like, hey, it's your birthday,

but like remember when you spent five grand on Robux. Yeah, you want you want your first car? pay for it But you can buy it in robux Bitch, I should have bought all those jets and mansions and robux fucking big balling. No the that game. I don't know man like I mean just burn out on gay. I haven't been playing. We were talking about this, Ed, before we got here. I haven't streamed in like three days, almost four days, just because I get on the computer, I'm looking through Steam, I'm like, fuck, bro.

I even see people on Twitch. People are gripping at straws right now. Anything, dude. Anything, dude. People are playing this Blood Hunt game, and it's literally like PUBG vampires, and it's so fucking lame. There's superpowers and all this fucking fucking like zoomer shit and i'm like man fuck all that crap man like nobody wants that like nobody like 2042 was like such a garbage game

mainly because like you have these huge triple a developers who don't even play video games and they're making gameplay design decisions on a game and they're they're making those decisions purely based on marketing sales and what like who will buy this product and culture and culture yeah exactly and so the two biggest shooters outward modern warfare and and apex legends and if you literally look at both of those games and then okay let's call it battlefield instead it plays just like both of them there's grappling hooks there's fucking sliding you can literally slide uphill like it's in and like there's the specialist so everybody's unique and everybody has their own personal grandma Yeah battle grandma. Yeah, dude that got you so

Baddle ground there a 58 year old woman in kit running around in battlefield right now. What the fuck is it really? Yeah, there's like a six year old It was old You know how Netflix is like cancelling all these shows because like they're so shit because they're trying to like politicize Everything and everybody has to feel inclusive and all this bullshit like nobody wants to fucking hear about any of this Nobody fucking cares you're appealing to an audience of people who don't even watch your shows That's it you guys it you're appealing to an audience that doesn't actually give a fuck Yeah, they just want to can't they just want to bitch about you after you're done. It doesn't matter.

They're not buying your fucking shit. Yeah, it's the complain culture nowadays. And, you know, it's like if you put out anything that's slightly controversial, like you get canceled and all this kind of bullshit. And like, it's funny, like with like the whole cancel culture thing too. And this whole woke bullshit like movement is that like they're cannibals. Like as soon as you do one wrong thing you get eaten alive by the own people that you were defending i see it happen so one of the all the time bro uh

critical role one of the greatest fucking most positive fucking shows on twitch on youtube whatever it's a dnd live stream yeah one of the biggest audience they basically bring yeah what's going on with that they brought back dnd&D, basically, for our generation, honestly. And their audience is one of the greatest audiences ever until they're not. It's wild to see. They will tear, they've just done nothing but tear themselves apart one step after the other.

Critical Role just started their new season a little bit back, and they made a fun intro video to the show where they're walking around in safari clothes and like Temple of Doom style Indiana Jones themed. And their audience tore them apart for like, what are they? Cultural appropriation.

Cultural appropriation. They were saying- It's Indiana Jones, bitch. You can't say that anymore apparently because they're like, oh, you're dressed like people that annihilated indigenous people how dare you like a dude's wearing a safari hat they've been tearing themselves apart over this shit to the point

where like they had they're like we have to issue an apology no no harmless video that's where they fail is giving into that bullshit they can't give in because the audience is eating themselves alive it's what you said like these people literally tear themselves apart till there's nothing like yeah Well, I mean you just have to have the stones be like look I'd rather be burned alive for being myself Then like be burned alive for like not being myself and having to apologize for it and still getting fucking burned like People need to choose and have some fucking What's the word I'm looking for?

Balls yeah backbone backbone yeah backbone like you just got to stand for what you believe in even if it's like something that you're like wow why are people freaking out about this and they're really freaking out let them just fucking let them get mad let them get upset and you know it's just you fucking hate to see it bro it's do it's not action speak louder to words that doesn't ring true anymore words speak louder to words. That doesn't ring true anymore. Words speak louder. You can be the most humble, greatest dude, make a joke. You said something 20 years ago. One joke and then you're like a piece of shit racist.

Whatever it is, you're just a biggest garbage human because something you did, you could fucking spend millions. You could be a philanthropist. All this great shit, but it's like one word. We're going to cancel you for this one thing it's like those like what they're going through you can fuck 50 hot girls and all good fuck one goat you're a goat fucker for the rest of your life man. Build a thousand bridges. Build a thousand bridges. One goat. Yeah. But it's the truth and that's for this part, I will be the first to say,

if people try to cancel us, go after us or anything for like any of the jokes, fucking autistic, whatever. And you think we're ever going to apologize? Go fuck yourself. Like never in a thousand years am I going to apologize for comedy. I mean, you should just unsubscribe. Am I right? Yeah, unsubscribe. Because it's fucking comedy.

It's comedy. At the end of the day we're comedians we want to make people laugh if you're the if 95 people in a room laugh at a joke and the you're the five that gets offended you're fucking wrong you're fucking retarded go fuck yourself it's frustrating i mean like even with like elon buying twitter and stuff, they're posting pictures of him with, what's her name, Galilee Maxwell. But he's like, hey, that bitch photobombed me. I don't really know her, and I was supposed to sit her

at a table because we had name cards and all this shit. And people are like, well, you're a part of the... How did you not punch her in the face immediately? Yeah, how did you not just blow her brains out? It's like, oh, well, you know, just kind of how it goes. I mean, I'm sure probably a lot of people would if they saw her. Or it happened like 20 years ago, and you're like, how the fuck was I going to know? Yeah, exactly.

If you're at a billionaire party, you're going to run into pedophiles. Yeah, it's probably going to happen. It's going to happen. You're probably going to be in a picture with a pedophile. It's fucking, it's mind-blowing to me. I hate, oh, my God, it's the one thing i'm like oh just everyone just gets mad now they're trying to twitter i didn't see that statement but it's like apple and google were pissed because they're they're trying to be like well we're gonna um take off they're thinking

about taking twitter off the marketplace well we got truth app now so it's like yeah because it's literally because it's a hate speech place now. So they don't want that. And then Elon needs to make his own his own phone service if he wants to have that platform. I'm like, if that's not a giant fucking warning sign. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, literally like a week after that, the White House is like, we have the Ministry

of Truth now. I'm like, hmm, 1984, 1984. That's what I'm doing. Holy shit. What the fuck? Like, and like, people are just like like oh, yeah, it's totally fine It's just because these people are so used to their fucking echo chambers And when they they can say anything and get validated by the people around them and do anything just for outside validation

They're like oh, this is fine But as soon like I said as soon as you do anything that's against the grain you get eaten alive You'll be fucking ripped apart by your own people that you thought cared about you and it's fucked up And they're just fucking blind to it.'re just like the hippies went from like fuck the government don't trust them to follow the government they know what's going on it's like what hold on like we well yeah like what happened here like this is the fruit loop what the fuck remember it's just just a spiral it's just it's literally the fruit loop man that was a great story about burning out

Yeah, we gotta go I'm burning out There's nothing play right now burnout sucks man So burnout what even is that like for those who aren watching Twitch, because a lot of people just watch us on YouTube. A lot of people just listen to the podcast. What is burnout in the content creator space? Cody has it. Cody's the best one. Cody, why did you do this podcast? People getting killed.

Piece of shit. Murder. No, I just burned out real easy making my content because i i researched and edited and just watching the murder all the time sometimes i gotta take a break like i get back to it but i know we we all stream here and streamer burnouts are a real thing well i don't know that because like people don't realize it's like all you do is sit in front of a computer and talk it takes a lot of effort try and focus to sit there for you know more than a couple hours my favorite thing is when people

like i'll i'll like say it's like hey this is my job pays my bills it's how i make money right absolutely people like that's not a real job it's like oh so i should be fucking mining coal in the goddamn mine then is that a real job like i'm sorry let me just go back to working at a grocery store that was sure. Yeah. That's respectable, though. Yeah. And you and they'll try to, like, belittle you, too.

And like, you know, it's one of those things where it's like, is it a first world problem? Absolutely. Like, you know, but it's you know, it's just like you got to have a spark and like want to enjoy what you do in life. And if you can make money while doing that, too. Awesome. Because you can you basically don't work a day in your life. Right.

Because if you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life right because if you love what you do you don't work a day in your life but with streaming it's like you get people who get like associated with a specific game like for me like i started with tarkov and i think we talked about tarkov on like my first podcast yeah i don't do tarkov anymore really ever like i've been doing variety streaming for like two years it's been good like do i make is the same amount of money i do no do i have the same amount of views But do I have a very good core audience of people who still support me and like watch me no matter what I'm doing? Fuck yeah, they do. You know what I mean?

And a lot of people are very afraid to like branch out and take risks and do something that is a little different than what they're normally doing in order to potentially grow more. And like, I've actually seen more like solid, like, uh, growth in my community the past two years than I have in years doing potentially grow more. And I've actually seen more solid growth in my community the past two years than I have in years doing Tarkov. But the people will say, well, but your numbers then were this and this and that. I'm like, no, I get a thousand viewers or more

playing anything right now. Back then, if I played anything else that wasn't Tarkov, I would dip less than that. Like 90% of my viewership gone, right? And a lot of streamers do struggle with this because sticking with one specific type of content doesn't have to be just a game. It could be just chatting. I know a lot of just chatting streamers, I of streamers do struggle with this because like the sticking with like one specific type of content doesn't have to be just a game. It can be just chatting. I know a lot of just chatting streamers, IRL streamers, they try and play video game because they want to.

Dude, their viewership tanks. Like it disappears. The moment they don't have the same engagement to when they're just. It's yeah. Like you said, the people come to us to watch Tarkov, or at least to me, they come to me to watch Tarkov. They go to just chatting streamers for that, that actual that that talk that that whatever the fuck and the moment that stops Lose that engagement other they're gonna find somebody else yeah, well and the thing is with a lot of streamers They're very self-conscious because they see that as their value

They're like oh if I'm not making this don't have these numbers and analytics and money I'm getting these likes like it kills the dopamine in your brain because let's be honest social media Is a lot of dopamine there's a lot of fucking good shit going on there when you get likes when you get subs when you see growth it's addicting even though in the money that comes on top of that enhances that addiction um and a lot of people don't know how to like take away from that they can't stop even if even if it's like burning them out and they're not fucking happy if they're still playing the game they're just like man this isn't fun anymore this feels like work but a lot of people you know like i said first world problem people work at a fucking grocery store.

They hate their fucking job, but they have to do it because they have to pay their bills. You don't pay your bills. Absolutely. But a lot of these guys, they can stop streaming right now and they'll be good for years. Like they'll be good for years because a lot of streamers make a lot of fucking money. They'd be good for a long time. But just like one month, not making the same amount of money just like destroys them internally. Like they just can't fucking deal with that.

Yeah. It's just like, I'm worthless and I suck now. suck now it's like man you can pay rent for 10 years right now you're fine bro like you're good but you know it's just it's a lot of the shackles that we put on ourself you know what i mean things that we convince ourselves uh that make us valuable to ourselves absolutely man no i can't do it like i don't see how you guys stream as much as you can i stream like two or three well i'm a dj and like i said't see how you guys stream as much as you can i stream like two out three well i'm a dj like i said i fucking my whole life yeah you're playing games for like six eight hours a day just because like that's what i do my free time well and if i was your

age i always said if i was your age and streaming was a thing i get like imagine 18 it's like fucking 14 16 years old and being able to stream at that time world of warcraft everquest and are young at his age all day i'm 28 i'm 28 by the way but now you're but you're slowly you're slowly getting out of fucking game like yeah no it's just it's not as fun and i think a part of that is because i've been playing games for so long i've been so plugged in for a long time i'm uh i'm really starting to see a lot of the downward spiral of just games that are not meant to be fun. They're meant to profit.

They care about making money. You see it so clearly now. Again, that's what I was talking about, the whole woke stuff and all these shows on Netflix getting canceled is because they made all these products, we could just call them a product, just to appeal to people so that they make money

were the best fucking things ever made, like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, first season, so let's not talk about the last seasons it was all made off passion it was made off of love put into a product and then it just flowered and exploded and people like whoa this is fucking sick check this out somebody made this and then it just goes viral and it spreads by word of mouth or however now but um now now people just like oh i want to make money let's make this lifeless product that doesn't actually mean anything just so we can profit and it just happens in every industry movies games music like it's it's all over the place now people are just following trends

um and for me like i i do my due diligence to try and find games that are like very niche very small made by developers who actually really give a fuck but they're they're they're trying to make a game to have fun they want to they want to have fun they want people to play it to enjoy they have a vision you know because they're trying to create something unique and they're not just chasing that dollar because i've told people a long time it's like it's okay to like want to be wealthy and it's okay to like want to have money you know but there's a there's a cap you know they say it's about $120,000 a year. But when, again, you just try and. All of us are like. Yeah, there's a cat.

I'm just going off statistics. But when you lose that real passion and desire to make something good for the benefit of other people, whether it's entertainment or medicine or whatever, it will lose will lose value so fast like why do you think they have to make call of duties every single year why do you think they have to make a battlefield game every single year and all these games where they have to just keep repeating the same fucking thing over and over and they're just rehashing at that point i mean look at look at grand theft auto oh yeah they capitalize big time on three uh three playstations right yeah they're just a thousand on three playstations yep they they prof just a thousand on three playstations

they profited that game really well i mean they don't care why would they need to build a new game when they can just be like oh yeah here's a skin and buy this shark card it costs you 10 bucks and you get a million dollars like but when they do but when they do a new piece of content when rockstar puts out of oh it content. Oh, it's epic. They put fucking top. Like Elden Ring 2 was amazing. Software does the best. Software doesn't give you, like software's just like.

Yeah, FromSoft is amazing, man. Yeah, FromSoft. Yeah, and like Rockstar too, like Red Dead 2 was game of the fucking year, I think, right? And then Sekiro too. Yeah. And like, I actually, I've been saying this for a couple of years now.

Rockstar and FromSoft are the only two devs that actually make good AAA games. They're the only things that are really worth $60. But there's all these other $60 games with most of the content stripped out for another $40 on top of it with an expansion pass. So it's really a $100 game.

You know, I mean, you guys remember the time where like when you got a game, it was like, there was a lot of game there. My new games are a little bit more simple back then, but it was still like

a very new industry. But then when you got an expansion for like 15 or 20 bucks, it was like 30% more content. It was like buying the disc Yeah, it coming a separate remember the halo 2 multiplayer packs and things like that You had to go and you were buying a separate game almost to fucking install on your Xbox your original Xbox or whatever Like using up your entire hard drive. Yeah, this is it project red does a good uh like cd well even uh witcher 3 had its bugs and shit i thankfully play witcher 3 on a console so

it like ran really good but when they release an expansion oh it's it's it's expansions they're they're good they're really good 60 hour yeah plus stories oh yeah and it's like here it's your game and you're like this is a fucking nine dollars yeah this is a full-ass game yeah man it's it's really good to see that i mean i i again i blame uh daisy standalone i don't play witcher now dude it's a good game i've played through it so many times you've never played three oh which i've never played any dude just start on three three. Yeah, it's good You won't like like know some of the backstory and stuff, but you want they give you a kind of a brief like Here you go kind of get it, but you don't need it

Just go through it because as the best that is a side quest get if you think I'll not Elden rings. What's your Skyrim side quests are bad? Dude, you get which or You're just there's like dialogue. There's like key characters you meet and they all like are interwebbed into like a grander story and stuff. And like if you just choose not to interact with certain stories, like it'll affect like the main storyline progression in some ways, too. Yeah, that's cool.

It's really cool. And the comedy on some of those. Oh, dude, it's good. Bro, when you get the fees, there's that one guy that's always trying to fight you. Dwarf, right? The small one. Is he the one always trying to fight you. The dwarf, right? The small one? Is he the one always trying to fight you and one-up you? I think so.

There's the one that tries to do you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he always just loses, dude. Yeah, and then the thieves that are like, hey, where's your gold at? Their accents. Yeah, you, hey, you come here. We want to rob your gold. Hey, Bill, why has he got two swords?

I think he's one of them witches. We shouldn't fuck with him But he has gold, let's rob him anyways And you're just standing there, Geralt's like I am a witcher Bill, he's a witcher Give me your gold Anyways

It's like, kill them? And you get to choose and it's literally like And you instantly murder them The game is hilarious It's really like, ha! And you like instantly murder them. Oh yeah. The game is hilarious. It's really good. Play it. Okay. Give it a try.

The best... We just got like a checklist for Cody when we're on the podcast. Like, alright, watch Chernobyl. Chernobyl. Play Witcher. Do the... What were they? Rock...

Rock orcs? What were the... Or trolls. Golems or trolls? Trolls could talk in that game, right? Yeah, yeah. They were the... Yeah, I think they right? Yeah. Yeah, they're the troll Yeah, I think they were the trolls. Yeah, they were all lumpy

We're Joe and like the one the painting when did you do the It's like you had to build a brick or you have to do the fence the best side quest ever He's like they're like hey fuck stick go if I can do they told him like they gave a troll They're like you have to build a fence to protect the boats Okay, he broke all the boats to build Girls like god damn it, dude

Why would you do they told me bill fits to protect bow Protected and then he's like, bro, let's project it. And then he's like, okay. He's like, job's done. Job's done. Wait, I need to paint the fence. Can you paint it? Why are you doing the hands? And he's like, I know. Why are you doing the hands?

And he's like, I know. No, it's not okay when you do the hands, Eli. Paint the fence. And you ask, like, Geralt, You can have Geralt paint the fence. You go, you do a quest, you find a paint, and you give it to him. And Geralt paints it, and he's like, that is so good. But you can tell the troll to paint the fence. And it's a fucking, like, mural.

It is beautiful. Like, he's like, oh, I'm very bad at painting. Oh, they be mad. It's like a piece of art. And I'm like, at painting. Oh, they be mad. It's like a piece of art. And I'm like, God bless this game. It's just so good. The troll is autistic. Yeah, 100%.

He's an Eli troll. It's a quirky thing now. It's quirky now. It is a quirky thing. God, man. Again, that's a part of the whole wokeism inclusive stuff. It's weird. Nobody wants to accept the ginger it's hard to when you're not a soul god i need to play witcher 3 again if you start i'll play that game again i'll go through it so i'm not a co-op or anything

it's but it's a good like i played through it twice dark and gritty but parts of it are fucking i don't want to spoil there's like right in the beginning with the uh the baron like just that whole quest line is dude yeah the botchling he's not gonna know what a botchling is and we'll keep it that yeah we'll just say a botchling i fucked up my first time around and i helped the horse out and i was like oh oh that's right i was like lesser evil of course this what's the worst that could happen i'm like oh god the worst i'm happen? I'm like, oh god. The worst happened! I'm like, what? Fuck!

Yeah, that's one of those games where your actions have consequences. Oh yeah, I'll just save this horse. This talking horse, is it too suspicious? Oh well. It's like, all the children have been killed! And you're like, what the fuck just happened? Like, dude, I'm gonna play Witcher tonight, I think. And you're like, what the fuck just happened? I'm going to play Witcher tonight, I think. Do you keyboard or controller?

Controller. Yeah, like those kind of games. Controllers. Way to go. Oh, yeah. It's good. I love the fighting mechanic, even though it is. If you just use stone all the time, it's broke.

Stone skin. Yeah. Yeah. Free hit no matter what. Yeah. But that first boss fight, I will say, if you're not leveled up, that's the hardest. The griffin or the wyvern? No, the first ice soldier, whatever. Who are the bad guys in that?

The wild hunt? Yeah, the wild hunt. The first wild hunt. The elves or whatever. That first wild hunt when you're with the girl witch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're with Ciri. He's hard.

Yeah, that's the only one. Oh, and you can bang prostitutes in the game And it shows everything show the boobies from the Witcher on Twitter. Okay, I couldn't read you Which you can show boobies if it's not all boobies. It's a part of a video game. What happens is like a hentai video game I think I think I'm pretty sure they can I said as long as It's part of the game and not the focus of the game. Yeah, because like those hentai games are just like sex, sex, sex, sex, like two minutes of talking, sex, sex, sex.

Yeah, what's hentai games? Where? Ones on Steam. I was wondering how that. Which one do you play? I don't. Batty. It's like I'm playing like Witcher 3 and it's like Patty has purchased big titty goth bitches

Kings and me used to send each other the most fucked up hentai games We could find on like those the best porn games and you'd like no no I don't I don't want it and then a lot of times you hit them like three or four at once and you'd accept one by accident i'd be like just spam and throw it and then all of a sudden you'd see friends who own a game i'd be like that's weird what you doing man we used to send each other just fucked up games on steam all the time yeah i didn't even think about that i was like man because i get it does tell you it's like your friends own this game uh-oh what do you mean patty's playing dating daddy simulator what which we need to play that supposed to be hilarious daddy dating sim i've never oh yeah i've uh i've heard of that that

was big on twitch it was big on twitch for a little while I want to say game grumps helped with it or something something like that I think I played that with someone on stream like three years ago. Yeah I remember like I got shit housed and played that on stream Yeah, oh, that's a hundred percent like a fucking let's get shit house and play daddy dating sim I do that All day ever gonna learn some things about us and we don't need to learn see their steam libraries boys we swapping right on oh no my steam room is clean super clean i've shown it on stream before had to clean that bitch up after

kings fucking annihilated it can you actually like remove games yeah really yeah yeah you can hide them and remove them Never had to use their move feature. But well, you don't have a friend like Kings. Yeah Thanks, bro. Not done any of that. I Just noticed what it was like like all that stuff. I was like, oh, yeah, it shows everything Dad like dating something or just do dad dating. It'll probably pop up. Yeah. Daddy dating. Oh, no, you know what? I have Who's Your Daddy and Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015. The Shower With Your Dad Sim.

Oh, my God. I've heard of that. What is that? You shower with your dad. So, like, Cody, please. No, okay. It's like an 8-bit game. And you're this little kid.

And you're in the shower with a bunch of dads, like the Y or some shit. And if you run into the wrong dad, then game's over. And everyone's peckers is hanging out and stuff, and you're just this little kid running around. And so there's the red-headed dad with red pubes, and there's the black dad. No way. So you've got to match your ethnicity to whichever dad,

and it starts over every time you find your dad. And you only have a couple seconds to find your dad. I hope that was a one person made that game. Not like a group of friends. It's like, but I got an idea. I got a great idea. You know,

this one starts with it. Guys, listen, I got an idea. Okay. Batty has red hair. Cody, you have brown hair,

clean. You're fucking middle Eastern. I'm just saying if I was a child, I'm going to have red hair. You're going to have red pubes. If we make a game where I have to run up and match my head of hair to my father's pubes, wouldn't that be a blast?

I just want to know why the dads don't have hair. Are they all bald? What's going on? No, they have hair, too. But what's the... But you're obviously going to match it with their pubes, clean. Your head level. Yeah, duh. You're not looking up. Did you stare at your dad's pubes this you're obviously gonna match with their pubes clean your head level you know you're not looking at your dad's pubes with your no only scout master kevin

i got a badge afterwards i am so uncomfortable my special badge okay okay so we got we got daddy dating sim we got Daddy Datings We got Witcher 3, Chernobyl This is the most we've talked about video games In God knows how long So the Reddit Tarkov community loves you Do they still hate you? I haven't checked in with the Reddit Tarkov They give me so much love

All the time Any mention of me Such wonderful comments Nothing but positivity and love reddit's the biggest toxic piece of shit like redditors are just 90 percent of them are just terrible humans that are all victims what do you mean yeah internet points that's the craziest like that that is the one social media i've never i've never met like a a person an influencer whatever the fucking terminology is there's also been like hey buddy what's your uh reddit following

oh i got a tender story about this one any of you have ever like you did it as i don't ask any of my buddies yeah i never give i mean i lurk on reddit primarily like occasionally i'll come i think the last comment i should there okay yeah i mean I I mainly subscribe to like you know specific subreddits for like games or like communities Maybe like little memes here and there I mean granted a lot of that change I still remember when like black people and white people Twitter on reddit was funny. Oh my god They used to be so good in like we should ever hilarious It was so good and now just like fuck capitalism fuck white people like. Fuck white people. And like, it's like, holy shit. Like, there's an agenda here.

Like, these memes are conditioning people now. What the fuck? Like, it's pretty fucking stupid now. It used to be so funny, though, man. Like, the memes are so funny. I used to work overnight security forever. A lifetime ago. And I would literally just scroll Reddit for like seven hours a day.

Yeah, dude. Camera check. Reddit. Yeah, same. I love Reddit. Back in the day. And then you just watch day. Yeah, dude. Camera check. Reddit. Yeah, same. I love Reddit. Back in the day and then you just watch it. Oh, yeah.

I still remember when the Tarkov subreddit was like very small, very helpful. People like used to be great, man. Yeah, it was around like the 50k sub mark,

maybe a little bit more than that. People were very helpful, very knowledgeable. Like everyone's like, oh, this is a tactical shooter. You know, it's kind of a serious game. And now it's just like

everybody hates you. Everybody complains about anything like you can't dude they literally everything the moderators literally banned memes off of that subreddit because it was toxic and like the memes were the funniest thing out of the subreddit because dark god memes pretty good sometimes like they hit they hit like dead on sometimes but they're like yeah we can't have memes here anymore. It's a no fun. Oh wow. Yeah, dude It is very lame Cody's just like cool. Yeah, very cool. No, I don't get on there anymore because they give clean so much shit I honestly I rarely like I only go to the subreddit for like news if there's like any like Tarkov news or something

But then again, I'll usually just I am so I've removed myself from the Tarkov loop Like I I don't do any social media with anybody in the tarkov world anymore i i never i never do anything with it it's honestly it's gotten so toxic like after drops and like after like the whole like like just everybody's just shitting on everybody yeah it's like you can't negative man yeah every yeah no it's just everyone just wants to surround i honestly blame a lot of the fact that they tried to turn the game into a competition. At least the community has tried to turn the game into a competition.

It's changed. They've tried to make it like a competitive sport, and it's not. It never was that. They've also tried to glorify it by like, who has the most money? Who has the most fucking kills? Who has, like, who got the levels the fastest

and stuff like that? And I feel like a lot of those things really sour the game's community because when, like, all of these big things are happening, like, things are happening like mainly like drop me everybody's got to be better than everybody Yeah, now everybody's got to be better than everybody and Everybody has something to prove like I know like a lot of streamers like they'll literally tell me like oh I won't play with certain guns just because I don't want my twitch chat to give me shit Like I literally like yeah, I mean I tell my Twitch chat to fuck off.

No, I do that too. Like, I'll play Tarkov and I'll be like, oh, I'm gonna play a scav. Scav-ing is hella fun, right? Yeah, dude. It's my favorite part of Tarkov. Yeah, exactly. I can't do it anymore, though.

I'll literally have people go like, why are you playing a scav? Why aren't you just running the best gear in the game? Constantly. Streamer, like, why are you- Wait, you didn't get seven kills every raid? Yeah, exactly. It's just, oh, man.

It's so bad. And it sucks to see because the EFT community used to be really fucking cool when it was smaller and more niche. But then again, any game that gets to a certain point will eventually kind of get... The tipping scale. Yeah, exactly. And that goes not even for just games. It goes for pretty much anything that's pop pop culture related anything that gets popular like mainstream

Because that's when like people want to start tearing it down you get like the content creators don't make content They just critique shit, and then turns that into an echo chamber So people start parroting that person and then you know that turns into whole like social shit shit storm on the internet And well as soon as the bullshit the game or the the subject's fan base is no longer just its fan base i mean you have people who are outside of its fan base that don't understand it they don't want to understand it they just see something they're like i don't get this i don't like it yeah i'm a bitch about it yeah they get into it for face value because like most people who play tark up now got into it uh during like the big boom and they're like oh everyone plays this game

to kill people and make the most money and play the game as fast as possible And like try and break the game and like people are like oh, this is how you're supposed to play game now Okay, and then that like it just totally like ruined Completely changed everything. Yeah, totally fucking ruining our game. Yeah, PC. We played it before it was cool fucking Willer Actually, I will say I will say though out, out of all of the Tarkov players, Will is actually probably my favorite, only because when anything changes in that game, he doesn't complain. He's like, fuck it. Oh, he figures it out.

He adapts to it. Yeah, he adapts. He figures it out. And he doesn't like, bitch, he's like, oh, I can't do what I did before. Oh, well. Because he's down to learn. Whereas, like, 99% of the community, whenever, like, anything changes in the game that slightly nerfs their ability to break the game They're just like fucking they get so mad. They get their communities to fucking bitch about it

They complain about it all day like oh my god I can't believe I can't have 60 kilos in gear and run like a canyon anymore This sucks like like bro you ever fucking put armor on before like you ever fucking have mags in there too And then a helmet on like I guess I bet everybody just put armor on before? Like, you ever fucking have mags in there, too, and then a helmet on? Like... Hey, I said, man, everybody just likes focusing on negativity and shit, man. Yeah, man, you gotta... You got nothing else to complain about. I mean, and that's what I like about you guys, is, like, you guys have good comedy, and the

comedy is, like, what people would call edgy, and would be, you know... It should be. It's not socially acceptable, but it's, like, that's the whole fucking point of comedy, dude, is to poke fun at people, and if you can't laugh about it, so the fuck what? You're just a little bitch, and you can't't take a joke because at the end of the day You're just really insecure, and you don't really know what it means to actually have confidence Hear that audience clean thinks you're a little bitch. He needs all of you You should cancel them fuck cancel clean hashtag hashtag yeah, yeah cancel clean be sure to put a cane at fuckers you can't

He's Middle Eastern then you'll get canceled try to cancel him I'm like half white so like you know Dude I will say okay a quick thing college warzone the new patch came out. It's normal, you know, 80 gig patch that they do. It's a fucking 80 gig. It's like 250 gigs. It was huge. They downsized it to like 100. No, it was at 500 gigs.

Yeah, it was like what? Bro, it was huge. How? It was a hard drive. You had a dedicated M2 to play? Yeah, bro. Jesus. Well, it's like, honestly, like it kind of makes sense cuz like if you just like include the campaign the campaign is like 150 gigs

Oh, is there still a campaign the call of duty games? Yeah Yeah, yeah Dude the new the new the campaign for the new modern warfare was good super good You should play you haven't played through the baby scene? Yeah, the night vision missions. Okay. They just did movies. They just remade it from movies and shit. It's Zero Dark Thirty. What was the 13 hours? 13 hours.

Yeah, they did a 13-hour scene. Probably my favorite movie of all time. It's literally a 13-hour fight sequence. What, really? To a T, bro. It's fucking gangster. It makes me wish, like, man, why would they put this amount? Let me add that to my list.

Dude, it's good. Imagine if they put, like, that amount of immersion and, like, kind of, like, realism into the multiplayer. It would be so good. It would be fucking amazing, dude. Like, Warzone is still one of my favorites. I can't slide anymore. What the heck? I never minded that.

I love Warzone. It's still one of my favorites because it's just it's fast but dear god those devs fuck it up every patch they're like the game they like walk it in and they're like it's a market it's a marketing happy every time and then well okay here's the best how do you war zone sniper rifles those are a thing how do ruin? How do you make a sniper rifle? Gucci out of Mosin? No. How do you know? How do you make one just unusable in a setting like war zone?

One shot, one kill. Multiple hits. I'm going to say that. Or multiple hits. Two shots to the head. Yeah. Oh, so you're saying it takes too many shots. People were like, yo, what the fuck?

I have to shoot these dudes twice in the head now with sniper. This is direct. I was going to say, so it's not like one of the head one of the body it's like head head yeah wow that's well it used to be it's like if you hit them in the head you drop them yeah which i think is the standard that should be body is two to three that's always been the way this is now twice to the head that's that's really done and i was like why would that ever register of like hey let's do this and then is there like any other gun in the game that's like

new that is better than that no that was their idea on how to they're slowing down the time to kill but no other guns changed I mean it's still slowing down the time to kill everybody knows sniper rifles are the quick easy sniper rifles to get

even CQB can just be like boom boom well especially before because it was still like they were up close sniper rifle sucks so like you were always unless you could yeah and you have to you gotta be really good yeah because sliding jumping yeah shooting and those guns melt and that's why this is the first time like everyone's just like oh we can't we can't do any like these are just bro. I just tossed him away I did an army event once when I was we were with it when I was with the snipers and we had like all it Was like a recruiting event we had all the sniper. I legit had a child come up to me So you ever like quickscope like serious, and I had to be like here hold this Barrett for me real quick

Warzone video coming out one day never yeah I have enough to get shot a lot Well, Cody's was already shot. I just love Cody gave me shot plates. I was like, here's your plates. It's been a year. It's been over a year, Eli. I literally got new plates because I didn't have them. I have plates. I have all your plates. Give me my plates back, Eli. Or let's just go film it.

I know. No one knows that fucking concept. We don't tell them. We're going to film it next week. Okay, done. We can do that fucking concept we don't tell them we're gonna film it next week okay I can say that yeah we can do that there we go

perfect come back we'll film it this weekend done actually wait I'll guinea pig if you don't want to get tired

yeah Monday yeah I'll hate my fucking life this is gonna be just watch and drink I know

everyone's just like have a good time actually now we have everything for that So yeah, it'd be next week. We can do that you wait until it's a hundred and one degrees Bitch I'll fucking do it for the gram I know that's what the layout is other than the obstacle course. Oh, yeah He's got yeah, that'd be a fucking awesome place to do it. Yeah, that's we can see who has the quickest time

Oh, yeah, not me Just have that comparison, but oh like doing shit. It's 100 degrees You're inside 100 degrees. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's hot. There was another thing. Oh, it was the patch before warzone So they did that was the new patch they fucked up last patch. They were like, let's give everyone more health Like like how much health so your standard it was like 150 I think so you had your three plates and then your 150 plates in that game you were Always bring three and then

Swapping hot swapping plates before there's a zipper right here, dude. It's easy It doesn't like take out your three broken plates Plate carrier well they do make plate carriers now there literally is a zipper right here and you can be like zip pull it out It's actually a real thing. It's not like that fantasy, but did people run that no like it's not it's one plate No, I'm fucking three, but they had the new one was they went from 150 health to 300 health so then you had you took you took more shots with no plates like i remember it was like broke i was like oh i got this guy and i did my normal burst where i know and the guy's still running i was like what the yeah yeah, and then finally they drop was like what the fuck is this and it was like oh they doubled the HP for non place

I was like So dudes take 20 shots now to maybe drop them that fucking I hate the devs over there Hey, well a lot of the time they'll actually like make certain guns really OP and then include it in like a pack Yeah, that's been a huge issue with the last few with call of duty actually DMR Yeah, the DMR air is like two months of guns a lot a lot of games that have the microtransactions and stuff like that They'll do that. They'll do that intentionally because they're like oh, they did that back in fucking modern warfare Or whatever the fuck it was everyone yeah Yeah, they make sure that the new guns are the

new meta so that that way like if you don't give them money you're gonna basically be behind competitively and even if it's just like casual matches like you're gonna have you're gonna go against the guys who have them and they're gonna fucking shit on you and you can't like not match make with them you have to match make with them oh yeah you're fucked yeah that was the dmr meta for like three months it was like two shot right just dead. Yeah, it was a semi-auto sniper That was just fun like any of you and you did not have one if your team all your teammates didn't have those like You were not no weapon was used during that time period not a single fucking weapon was used. It was DMR era It's funny. It happens. You know

I remember when like the mutant first came out and it was literally just like Had like yeah less recoil than a submachine gun and it's a seven six two three nine fucking shooting gun like out the gate Yeah, and it was just like you didn't even have to aim you could literally just be like dead. It was just hipfire Yeah, well I mean most of the laser Yeah, well the answer laser But it's like most like high-level players and Tarkov like rarely fucking aim their gun anyway because the point fire remember it still used to Be worse. I remember when it used to be even more fire was was more accurate than aiming you Actually the same point firing and aiming was the same recoil and control and everything so like there I mean, but it was quicker

You didn't yeah Exactly you just be like I'm gonna stick my muzzle here and die and you know just like the full auto that game is also fucking ridiculous too and it sucks because like some guns are full auto that are really easy to control have too much recoil and some that really shouldn't have a lot or none i mean uh it's just fucking really done video games love them what was the question we didn't even ask a question we'll put away hey chat no question this week. Just go say happy Mother's Day to your mothers Yeah, or somebody else's mother. I can be that dude that goes like I don't post on social media to thank my mom I actually go and thank them to make like everybody try and feel bad. Yeah, but look put this right after the intro

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