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Episode Date: May 25, 2022

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You play phase dirty? Man, he's got 500... Oh, he plays Warzone, that phase dirty guy. You want to pull him into a game sometime? He's a professional sniper at Warzone. Professional sniper in warzone professional sniper in warzone he's like you batty he's contributed to the country

laughter laughter oh say hi to eli he's racially ambiguous batty that guy's fucking ridiculous donut that's harder to rhyme Ridiculous, baddie. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Donut.

It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey, guys. Thanks for watching the unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or that's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do.

It helps the podcast out immensely. And Donut and Eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make Donut and Eli happy today. Yeah. Five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top don't it say something motivating and that's where the you come that is come subscribe okay baddie you do it your way I hate it I hate it you open cans with your teeth. Yeah, it's like a soft, malleable metal.

One other person tried it. You don't need metal with that. It's a soft, malleable metal, so it's okay. This is a soft, malleable metal. It's a cap. Both of you are fucking... I'm trying to break a molar is what I'm trying to do. Bro, I'm drinking fucking Stella a twat.

I feel rich as fuck right now. Bro, I haven't drank a Stella in a minute. Beer that all the dudes at the Baddies rent went up because this beer entered his house. I don't want to hear it. My rent went up because I have a PSA 8 Charizard in my house now.

That shit is hot. I got it. Oh shit, don't do the thing. Hi everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. You may have heard everyone trying to play me last week and try to do my voice I didn't think I was so nasally But I'm joined here By Batty Streams and Eli DoubleFap

What's up motherfuckers Go fuck yourself Whoa Sorry Batty, why isn't it Batty Screams Huh Instead of Batty Streams You need a shirt that says that at least Starting this one off strong baddie. Why isn't it baddie screams? Huh? You said a baddie streams. Yeah sure that says that at least you're welcome that much. Yeah, you're right

I am kind of a screamer. Yeah I'm just saying it's a way better I'm not the brains of this operation Not the brains of the operation, you know that he's like I misspelled batty T like flying bats and really no you fucking I don't know with you And it got shortened to batty I just picture him he typed in he's like B a T T I e red he's like, huh? right click auto I don't know A-T-T-I-E Red. He's like, huh? Right click, auto correct. He's gonna auto correct the baddie?

I don't know. Fucking Yander's the hoist. I did it. Okay, button stream. Hi, everybody.

I literally said, I said, I bumped into your dual PCs. Shut the fuck up. I literally built your shit!

That's because Cody said you didn't. I didn't believe him. So he's like, dude, why? You can actually do it. And then I was surprised. I was like, I'm going to give him a firearm because he did this. Good job, buddy. You did it.

Oh, good, good. I'm going now. He goes storming out of the house with his four cars on the way home. Next time either of you need to do a BCL, just go fuck yourself. I hope your shit's broken. Alright, I actually need help with that. Like, next week. Like, what, what?

Alright, I hope you like it. Fuck you, Eli! You just did mine, I'm good like you. Fuck you, Eli. You just did mine. I'm good. Jesus fucking. Hi. Hi. Hi.

It's been, well, Monday. It's been a week. It's literally been one week. Oh, shit. You were here last week. I wasn't here last week. I had some work to get done, and I thought the banter between Brandon and admin would be epic.

And it was, it was painful. Batty, you just felt uncomfortable. I was just out there. Why is this the outcome? I know. Immediate,

immediate hands. Immediate autistic hands. Like that's the moment. You're like, I should not be here. I was like, Oh, we're going hard on this episode.

Let's dig this ditch deeper. Just keep it going. I'm just like, can I still climb out of this hole? Yeah, I can get out of this. Let's dig this ditch deeper. Just keep it going. I'm just like, can I still climb out of this hole? Yeah, I can get out of this. Let's go a little deeper. Oh, man. The Mariana Trench of holes. Oh, God.

That's when old Griffey shows up. Yeah, that's when the water starts getting poured in the cement. It's like, oh, this is fine. Griffey's here. Flux is going to have some work cut yeah bro i don't think we've talked about yeah i wasn't here last week of course we didn't fucking talk about it long beach griffey uh we've been speaking with him and he wants to come be on the podcast and hang out with us here in texas if you don't know who long beach griffey is check out his youtube channel but like make sure your ear your pod your earbuds in or you have headphones on or you're not next to your grandma don't watch it at work

grandma i don't know she might like this kind of content don't watch it at work especially if your skin matches these guys's color yeah he's funny as hell man he's very very funny man one of the funniest skit dudes ever he does not hold hold back. That's why I'm so stoked. When you sent that fucking text, I was like, oh, it's going to be so good. You think you can whistle really well with that big gap between us? He felt like, I don't know. It was funny when I first messaged him. I was like, hey, do you want to come to Texas?

Maybe be on our podcast, shoot some machine guns with us. He's like, yeah, as long as you don't kill my black ass. I'm like, okay, no, that's not happening. Damn, Griffey. He's going to be fun. He's going to be a good one. And long as you don't kill my black ass. I'm like, god damn, okay. No, that's not happening. Damn, Griffey. He's going to be fun. He's going to be a good owner. And you replied, don't stop resisting. Yeah, yeah.

I was like, stop. Don't fucking resist the rest when you're here. It was a great DM thread. We got some good guests lined up. Do you see how many times we got tagged in that Riley Reid post? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Riley Reid was like i

want to be on more podcasts if you don't know who riley reed is that's another one you probably don't want to google at uh at work but just like googling baddie just anything we talk about you probably shouldn't google at work yeah i didn't even know what she's famous for but i knew she was a corn star and that was it but that was all I've known Literally, I could not tell you a single video of Washington. I don't know video titles like she's gonna play out a scene or two in my head I know titles, but No, she's been she's been streaming a lot lately, too And yeah She got on there and was like I want to be on podcast and I replied and everyone else replied and there's like several hundred

People liking it like we got a lot we got tagged in a bunch i was like oh and then no reply from her yeah yeah zero zero reply oh my god she had one of her her simp army boys be like wow no reply she doesn't even know who you are oh man you're right she kind of into like activism and stuff too probably does not like police really because i mean i don't either i think it was her yeah yeah yeah yeah i think so it's her sasha gray i don't know one of them i get them mixed up i really like your hat that's a really nice thank you forward observation yeah this is one of those things that just sells out like right when they fucking oh yeah i'm sure dude that's fucking crazy that would be a i'd fucking need a porn star on the podcast yeah like three three corn stars.

Three of them. Yeah. And then we just don't, we can just stand behind the cameras and watch. Are we jerking each other off? No, no, no. Dutch battered. No, it's not. Yeah.

We're skiing. Okay, everyone, sit on your hand. Make sure it's asleep. You don't feel it. It doesn't count so i uh tweeted sasha gray too because heather actually wanted me to tweet at her and ask her to be on the podcast because heather wants to be on the podcast and sit beside her during it because she looks like sasha gray yeah yeah that'd just be kind of funny dude see everyone needs to step up come on porn girls yeah or heather i deep throat.com two headers

the one baddie the tale of two heathers i never heard of her i don't know man i don't know one did skits the other sucked cock bro i was i was too busy on newgrounds watching fucking hentai and shit. I don't know, man. Playing the hentai games. Yeah. Oh, my God. Mom, it's a game. And you just click back over to the main Newgrounds page where you didn't have the mature setting on, and then you're good. That was the hardest thing is learning you're not good with your mouse with your left hand.

I was like, bro. I'm like, you're doing this. Yeah, I'm like. When people who are left-handed play PC games, do they, like... I think they just do. They just learn. They learn to learn.

Yeah, I think it's still like this. Just like controls. I've seen some left-handed controls, though. Left-handed gamers. Unless you're on a controller, fuck off. Left-handed PC gamers. When you guys play on keyboard and mouse, do you use your right hand on the mouse like a normal person,

or do you do it backwards because you were born were born backwards dude this this is a good fucking comment because it's to let us know all the niche audience Yeah, for left-handed people to the one person out there With this hand or this hand on the mouse It's better than we wait till 58 minutes into the fucking podcast and ask a stupid question about one or two baddie does he die to that one disgusting mutant out there the one it's a one in comments below yes why is there a lot of yeses owie yeah c Cody couldn't join us last week. He had prior obligations to do ads. Doing hot boy shit. Trying.

Never known then. Yeah. Dude, that's what I want to talk about. Dungeons and Donuts. We can talk about it now. It's out. Holy shit, because we only teased it a few episodes back. Two months or something.

So, hey, Fluck, put up the little trailer for Dungeons and Donuts. For those who don't know, Donut has a has a second channel operation donut, and he did some cool ass shit With with all of us idiots and in D&D related RP likes fucking LARPing shit Which I did remember one really good comment from that video, but why is baddie so good with children question mark? That's rude. I bet the positive common There's like that I was like Good when we Brandon Herrera and I went and we visited Mr. Beast and we helped him out with some demo on one of his videos.

And I was like, I want to try to make a Mr. Beast video. And I tried to do it as fun way possible as I could. But, you know, we all went to the LARP store and put on costumes and went down. What was it called? Like Sovereign or? Sanctuary. Sanctuary. San Antonio. Game Night? Night's Watch. Night's Watch Games. Here in San Antonio. and went down like sovereign or uh sanctuary sanctuary game night nice watch nice watch

here in san antonio so we got all our costumes and then we went down to the beautiful pearl in san antonio and we walked around and asked people if they wanted to do quests and if they said yes and completed the quest which we didn't make it hard at all that was the point we thought it was kind of funny that way they completed the the quest. I got $5,000. So we had four quest givers. And then, yeah, I put it up yesterday and it only got 40,000 views. So what's it at today? 41,000.

Right now it's at 41,000. So commercial success. Yeah. Yeah. I made, I was looking this morning, I made $152 off of it. Yeah. Fucking made it boys. I'm not upset about it whatsoever. It was such a good fucking time

and it was a great learning experience. And you also haven't posted on your second channel in how long? 50 days. So I knew it was going to do something like that. Yeah, I kind of knew

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Groceries that over-deliver. That on the second channel. You had a racehorse. You're like, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. That on the second channel. You had a racehorse. You're like, there we go. You ready? Pow! You shot him in the leg. Go, racehorse!

He's like, er! Er! Just dragging his leg. After I spent fucking $20,000 on it. This is going to be the best race ever. I invested so much money into you, racehorse. Nobody will expect me to succeed. Why is his name Body Armor?

Oh, man. Your racehorse is named Glue? He just didn't have a chance, dude. You got to change people's lives that's what i was fucking dope yeah so i saw the the small numbers coming i knew that was gonna happen it was more just hanging out with you guys and and i only had to do one ad for that yeah so i was like you know what we'll just not think of me even owning this money it's just gonna go to some people that we meet on the street who are cool and want to larp with us and let me dress

up like a wizard. I will never ever forget that. Yeah, the red wizard as I'm dressed in all blue. Do you notice that on the title screen? When it's introducing the characters it says Batty the red wizard. He's wearing all blue.

That's so good. I loved it. That was my editor that did that. And then clean. It was just clean. It that he just got it so good and then clean it was just clean it didn't even say clean clean oh okay right all right yeah there's a good i i thought that's the content i like watching you guys do or that style because it's like branching out of your comfort zone you're learning a new specific style for filming and like what like all those little intricate things where you're like because it goes over your head a lot of time you don't even think about it until post and you're like fuck i gotta go do this now and i forgot to get this shot what do we do on this

fucking all those little things that go into it and then figuring out how hard it is to make random people do stuff oh yeah yeah that was my first thing i said i was like yo getting randos to do shit's extremely difficult being filmed and then immediately everyone's like fuck you yeah oh man i wish we would have got that on camera one of the guys told me he was like no go away he was like so fucking rude to me because i was walking up to random people and i'm like hey do you want all i was saying is do you want to go on a quest how were you dressed so i was dressed like a Catholic bishop. No, I was the old school dungeon master from Dungeons and Dragons.

It was Batty's robe. It's just this bright red and yellow. This is Batty's costume. I didn't have this. He already had this in his closet. I have sex. Yeah, I swear, guys, I fuck. But, yeah, some people were like, no like no no i don't want to do that that one

guy was like go go away and fucking i'm not gonna say names but the camera guy didn't get that fired no i'm joking you're a good guy thanks for doing that yes what's you relance no names being said but what's you relance? You can tell he was kind of uncomfortable with the whole thing He was just like I'm gonna get shot. We're doing this somebody's gonna pull it down. We're in Texas those daggers real There's a man in leather armor trying to rob me what the fuck clean did have real daggers yeah those were sharp yeah i just had real armor and it sucked dick bro i was so happy you were just sweating to death it was not comfortable and the armor would get like caught and i'm like like clink clink clonk clink i'm like it looks so awful of me i'm not wearing pants i'm wearing a like a skirt and a robe i'm like

i'm good it looked free balling out here it did look really good though yeah it came out good we all looked fucking awesome yeah the editor knocked it out of the fucking park i don't know maybe we'll do it again we got the costumes we can't just use them once no you gotta fucking make a lot of use of that with i mean there's a shit ton we can do With it, it's gets all that shit. I've started the new D&D. I'm starting the new dritz book Which okay is this like what number is this like 20 40 something 40? Yeah, they're at 40s. I think just gonna step away I'm only in like a page hundred yes, guys remember when we put that D&D game and it was awful and I was really sad about it?

Yeah, you tried. That's who the book's based off of. You remember that bad D&D game Batty was making us play? Oh, the one that was like... That was awful. And Batty was like, come on, two more levels. I mean, we gave it our

all, man. We really did. It was so bad. Dude, that was just that tunnel system. What was it? Dark Alliance. Yeah. Tunnels like this, this, this. Not much to it other than that. And then really shitty mobs.

And we're just like, this is kind of terrible. Didn't want to say it at first because Batty was so excited about it. I was so excited. I was like a kid on Christmas. But when I opened the first box it was shit they're like oh that was about a mistake let me open the second box and it was bugs like live bugs on shit then i opened the third box and the shit exploded in my face like it was a bad day santa just made a mistake it's fine box four is gonna be different it's like come on one more level one more level it was so bad dude i think that was still an early access i wonder what happened to that game

dude the new book though oh i don't i don't know who's reading it but it has like all the like jar axle yep yeah it's like it's all the main like the dope characters from the og to the new and they're all on like separate adventures being trapped like doing their thing and i'm just like this is the fucking dopest book ever and they're doing like the new weapons and all the new magic shit and it's just fucking gangster i i live for those books every time one comes out i'm like well okay here goes fucking six hours of my life read the shit out of those things r.a salvatore is a goddamn he is an amazing author he really is okay we got dark alliance here is that what's the reviews on that mixed really weird i had an 80 from reviewers though which is

what the game was not reviewers gave 80 i don't know dude i don't know if you gave that game 80 you're fucking paid or stupid yeah we'll go with paid both what was meta critics uh meta oh that's a good one yeah meta critics do game reviews like that's always been a hard one because now they just pay people to say like nice things about their game even it can be complete they don't even get the full game they get like a a fucking reviewer copy where it's just like a one polished perfect level yeah meta score uh 53 jesus user score 3.3 that sounds about right there we go way better not 80 percent happy with that game that i'll give that an 80 that's what I want Idiots yeah, but it was probably gaming for myself. Oh, yes one PC gamer gave it an 82 Are you 80? I'm right 80. What did they say? I want to read the pros on that fucking thing real quick

This is this should be the next thing we do it's like we have like pro gamers react to video game scores be good because we've been talking about doing the art is magnificent throughout you guys remember all the fucking graphical errors constantly happening i remember the exact same fucking wall every three seconds yeah and then the same we played that one map underground for an hour and it was the same turning mobs the entire time beautiful next one batty it's not good there's i mean it's literally just talking about the dnd lore that's all that's the only thing they're praising how you get to see all the dnd shit there's that's all the enemy variety combined with the ability to block dodge parry gives dark alliance surprising depth the enemy depth there's no depth to that fucking game that was

an old like snes that was a nintendo that's you remember like turtles in time and all those where it's just a side scroller beat them up yeah that was that what that game was there was no depth to it anyone like zero fucking depth to that game it was a pile of garbage yeah it was awful quite poopy the dark dark alliance is a fighting game first and foremost and level design reflects this what that's a positive thing canon's game informer yeah no that was a pc gamer pc gamer you're trash you're bad and you should feel bad that that shows you my 13're my 13th reason. Jesus. That's why you get paid. That's like the only

way you can have somebody like that. It's like, this is a good game. Pay me $500,000 and I will say that. I will give that game a 92%. That was a little violent. What you got there? He gots a lemon. I'm getting this one. Wait, what's this one?

I'll do this one. We got that raspberry. That's my faves. That's my motherfucking. This is where I will say this I don't like calling because that strawberry shortcake shit is trash or cheesecake or whatever. It's garbage. Absolute garbage. Um The lemon lime is one of the few lemon lime ones I actually enjoy. Mmm So I'm not a big fan of lemon lime anything to be honest, without vodka or tequila in it. These ones are pretty good. The old drinking

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mezcal yeah she's like we're smuggling in a lot of mezcal oh yeah she gets nervous she gets super nervous man when it comes to like um kind of like like vlog and ad lib type stuff it's weird man if you're not used to it like scripted is completely different when in the acting format like scripted is hey here's my lines i can some directors let you deviate and say it more how you would or you have directors like quentin tarantino i know he's like strict on like hey you're not changing the fucking you read you. You read what I wrote. It's to a fucking T.

It's done. But ad lib improv, that shit can scare people because they're like, I'm worse at scripted stuff. Thousand percent. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You put you put a script ahead. I feel like I'm going to say it wrong.

I'm going to fuck it up. Like more pressure. It feels like there's more. You give me ad lib. You just say, hey, say something like this this every day i'll give you 14 different versions and every one of them's gonna be fucking funny like i can ad lib every day of the week it's it's just role play it's dnd that's my shit man put a fucking cloak on me i'm ready to fuck but you give me a script i'm gonna be sweaty and weird it's dude for the fucking i remember the only

time i get uncomfortable my weakness is like, act. I can do that script. Boom. Can do that. Improv. The only time I got uncomfortable was like when I was just getting into a TV show,

put me in a giant, like Walmart, not a Walmart. It was like a Walmart style store, but for a military, military surplus. No, I forget the name.

It was a military surplus store. And I was like, Walmart, like store target wink. And they like okay eli uh the owner of this giant fucking store knows you there that's it you're gonna have two cameras on you walk around and be a goof like and i was like what huh i was like okay and it was right to the dress section yeah i was like i just gotta do random shit and interact and like yeah i was like because i've never done that to section yeah i was like i just gotta do random shit and interact and like yeah i was like because i've never done that to that point i was like okay like fucking full sin y'all

love this bitch that was the only weird one that and if i have to memorize a day of if i if you give me two days i'll fucking memorize shit i can do it but they're sitting in front of a screen and just memorizing like a paragraph and having to recite it while staring at a camera not my favorite not my strong suit yeah we were grunts the fuck hey back in 1913 world war one and I would be like oh my god this is a lot of words and I have to say it exactly like this and they're like yes Eli go and I would be like oh my god. This is a lot of words And I have to say it exactly like this and like yes, Eli go and I'm like Did you like write it on your hand and just like? It'd be like big words that I would confused like the

Three like my brain goes to my That's because oh, okay Two syllables? Bruh. Tuh. Thur. Thuh. That's because. Oh. Okay. Uh. Because. Cow.

Cow. Z. Bakuzi. Bakuzi. Give me that bakuzi, girl. You suck dick with that bakuzi? That's my new word. Yo, girl. That's my hot ass bakuzi. Let me get that Bakuzi That's my new work Yo girl That's one hot ass Bakuzi

Let me get that Bakuzi That's our next shirt It just says Bakuzi Everyone's just gonna walk and be like What's that shirt even mean Just Nico fuck boy face Mmm Okay

Let me get that Bakuzi girl But but at the same time it's like, yo boy, fat Bakuzi. Bakuzi can be used for anything! That's a word! Trademark that shit, fuck! I don't know if we paid you to do that. We need a Bakuzi shirt. How do you trademark?

How do we spell Bakuzi? It's just Bakuz? It's just a shirt that says Bakuz. Trademark how do we spell but koozie? Why'd you say because dumbass it says but koozie You dumb bitch, okay, we do the you know when you're searching up a word. I said because, but then under, it's the how. Yeah, but. And it's bakuzi. But. And it's a word in a sentence.

Z bakuzi. Just bakuzi. Now everyone that's listening to this, next time they read bakuzi, they're going to be like bakuzi. Fuck. We just ruined a word for something like a lot of people. I love be see oh Z e Baku Z

under because Put a little example of That girl has a fat Bakuzi It just says because You got a fat because What the fuck does your shirt mean Oh my god There's another Three and chaffer Bakuzi shirts

I can't wait to see all the people Using the word Bakuzi now Dude people we should do a Grab pack on bunker branding Where people can get come subscribe and Bakuzi now dude people we should do a a grab pack on bunker branding where people can get come subscribe in bakuzi for like oh yeah like like 30 off or something yeah hey matt i know you listen to our podcast all the time you make that happen but like 20 off yeah we're still mad that you wouldn't let us do the come alicia which oh we got a demo matt uh demo video coming up that was the, that was the thing I wanted.

That's what I remember before. I was like, I don't think I want to talk about it. We fucking. Can we talk about much of it? Because it hasn't been released. When's it going to release? Like next week. Which one?

We all just filmed a demo ranch video. Oh, shit. Remember when I spanked you? Is that all we can say? First off. We'll just say spanked. No, we were in an actual Demolition Ranch video, and it was really cool,

and we were competing over a firearm, and it was down to me and Batty. There we go. And fuck these guys, because they didn't have handicaps. Oh, yeah, and we were handicapped. I'm always handicapped. I live like this, baby.

Let's go. See, that's why I didn't mind when daddy didn't get a handicap was like he's already my ass and demos are just fucked in the corner like it's gonna be a good episode like I was fucking. I can't wait to see the edit of that one. It's going to be. Yeah. We were talking to David, me and chocolate. When I went with David the night before last, and he was like, I saw the edit of the video

and it's just, I was like, is it a fever dream? He's like, if you want to call it that, like, yeah, that's my kind of everything we're a part of. I think we make them better. Yeah. That's what I said. It may not be their style but It's good

Oh and we need to do like an unsubcon And make a docu out of it Like a documentary Dude I really want to do it But I want to do a gun show too inside of it Okay Are we just making this As dangerous as possible?

No, what vendors would we want at our unsubcon? Jameson. FN. Okay. Unsubcon. Pokemon cards. Yeah, Pokemon cards. JMO.

I know a couple stores that would probably show up. That's what I'm saying. Straight up. San Antonio House of Cards. They fucking love us. I was just there the other day. Bought a bunch of Pokemon cards. We use the eSports arena. Oh shit, dude We have that I'm just saying we can make that one yo fucking tech port arena and then we just do a fucking little come

Yeah, and then we just do it. We tie it in with the doc a documentary cuz apparently I don't know how to do a shitty dog a shitty con like You know the YouTube boxing one? Apparently iDubbbz is doing a doc on it. That's what the purpose was. So he could do a documentary about that entire fighting thing. I was like, oh, that's actually a really good doc.

I wish I wasn't so blind. I would love to get fight. I'm literally blind as fuck, though. I feel like I'm just going to get hit in the face and never going to see it coming all the time. I volunteered to do it, but I don't I still think I don't like me. I Volunteer also volunteer to distribute. I mean I would I was like I'll cut down to 150 and fight I've that's what my old boxing weight was like 138 Fun in the 220 range

that's big that's heavy that's Mike Tyson I know yeah but these are gamers and youtubers but then you have the weird weirdos that are gamers I'm a gamer I'm a gamer and youtuber and I can be like hey put me in a boxing match

dude imagine you just step into the ring and they're like, this little, and then you fucking clock someone's face off. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and water to drink.

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might hit me a lot once really hard i love we shouldn't tell people that we just say you're a gamer it's like yeah he gets beat up it sucks really bad bang grab i love that shit this is my old bread and butter so now mold the uh the cons like they make the money from the vendors paying to get a spot there that's like how they do their main they do it that way and then i mean we'd have merch sell because we could put up that we'd have to like look into it but i think it'd be a lot of fun i mean bunker would get a booth there and then brcc would get a booth there they would buy into it and we could do like just a two-day con drive traffic or a day con we do one day or two probably what i like vendors would like to not set their booth up for like a couple hours

you're right you know you're right so too like a saturday sunday friday saturday friday saturday something like that no saturday sunday because then they have all the time in the world fridays you know people need like work and all that shit imagine having a job then we have you know we have friends who've everyone i think every one of our friends owns like a business or two yeah we'll have enough literally we could have so many fucking okay see we have the veterans do we have we get danny to fan base do war snob to play dude we just do like yo asking alexandria can you play a fucking set? We'll just fucking treat it like that and just make it ridiculous. Do a live podcast. Yeah, live podcast.

On Saturday or something. And then do gaming. Like, actually set up just some live eSports, but with us idiots. Oh, we know so many influencers. We get so many of them there just to do some panels and some Q&A stuff. Literally, all it takes. Panels, Q&As. Could there be a private open bar

yes private private i'm not allowed at the private open bar i'm down let's do it before the end of the year i think it would be dope before the end of the year yeah can we make that happen oh fuck you like for real can we I think I can roll it into Maybe that's what we do With the charity event For um Holy shit Blue campaign

We do the charity stream From the The Techport Arena Yeah We're The one where we raised 250 grand Yeah

For veterans last year Yeah Yeah I'm just saying It ain't bad And the people can come And you know what they say never meet your heroes I mean honestly you don't want to meet us

No we're trash Especially Eli When's the charity thing It's always in October Memorial day right No god Memorial day is next week Veterans day You're like bro yeah same I don't know november ish it's

november yeah ish ish that would be perfect to wrap that in we could raise way more than 250k in person at the same time oh yeah because then all the cameras are on that and the audience treat it almost like a game's done quickly. Bruh. Bruh. We can name it canceled con. Yeah. All the canceled influencers keep coming out. Unzipped

con canceled con. Oh my god. Canceled come down. Or if you've already been canceled come on down.

That's actually kind of a fun idea. This is cool. And yeah like Eli said we just do a documentary and put the documentary up on the unsub youtube channel like how we made a con and then we'll put this in here starting off with this just us like laughing and joking about drinking too much and we made a how we made a con happen in four months oh my god november's in four months? I mean, June, July, August, September.

No, five months. October, November. Okay. We got six? All right. But for clickbait, we'll say three months. It's July. I mean, technically, we'd have to have it wrapped in four months because we need like

that two month window. Yeah. Like EK, hey, what's up? It's your boys Hey, we need a hundred pieces. Yeah But if you have a gaming arena, I mean might as well have a LAN area and no we don't they already have a LAN area Yeah at the fucking tech port arena. Oh Easy peasy and all you have to wear is masks masks yeah we'll have enforcers we already said that if we have a con

you can beat up our enforcers they just wear riot gear and you can beat the shit out of them here's your phone baton at the door hit our enforcers we won't have tools as our enforcers we'll have wonderful paid people

police officers We won't have tools as our enforcers. We'll have wonderful paid people. Police officers with firearms. Yeah, exactly. Not volunteers that are looking to be pieces of shit to be born. I mean, that's a great way to support the community, too, is have off-duty officers there as security. Yeah, pay. Boom, paid off-duty officers. Yeah, dude, that's like a win-win-win, like all around.

Charity, fucking companies, veterans, shit. Us being dumbasses. Meeting your heroes. Woo! That's fucking a cool idea. Let's nail down a date as soon as we can so we can start telling all of our influencer and sponsors and stuff. We could get so many people. One more thing to add to your plate real quick.

Can you just plan an entire convention? Thank God. I only have Let me look at all these plates This would be so easy a big table room for one place. It's fine. Good luck. I Feel like Alice Stack that one right there Eli you're good Okay so we need an events manager

We need somebody to do this We can make it happen Oh we can make Sam do it He works for the tech board Oh I mean we can make Well I can reach out to some of the Lindsay for boot campaign And then be like hey get on this earlier

Cause she's ran events like that oh has she yeah okay I'll talk to we need a team yeah 100% we can call them the offenders yeah I have a media team oh fuck you do yeah I got a whole company and stuff

see okay well guys you're just listening to a business meeting, apparently, for this podcast. They're like, what the fuck this podcast is? They just started talking business and writing shit down. Completely ignored. Now it feels like how I treat my chat on Twitch. You ignore them?

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, they exist right now. I'm about to get a dub. I don't care. UnsubscribeCon or UnsubCon? Or both. Unsub. I love Unsub.

UnsubCon? UnsubCon. Yeah. UnsubCon. Upsuku. Upsuku. UnsubCon. UnsubCon.

We got it. You can't do that. UnsubCon. UnsubCon. You start floating. What? What am I flying? UnsubCon, huh? Un-sub-o-con. Un-sub-o-con. You start floating. Un-sub-con, huh? You can make t-shirts that you can only get at the un-sub-con.

Or un-sub-expo. Un-sub-expo? Un-sub-expo. Un-subscribe-expo. Un-sub-expo. Un-sub-con. God, that's a hard one. So many.

All right. I feel like we're doing a business meeting again. That's's fine though we can do people want to hear this fuck you you want to listen i feel like unsubscribe is is better and then we can shorten it for posters and shit like that because that way it's it it shows everything it's like unsubscribe so technically for branding that is the way to do it not only that but it also feels like a jab at youtube yeah unsubscribe or any other fucking con unsubscribe i'll be so pissed if this takes off and it becomes a really big thing and we have to like help me that's already how the charity feels each year now i'm like no it keeps growing and i can't say no now and i'm like they're like eli help i'm

like baddie and everyone can you take some weight i helped a lot last time that's why i say can you take some weight because it's always put on my plate first and i'm like and i'm like don't worry i'll reach out and fucking talk to people Do we get so many youtubers and fucking actors and we know so many people it'll be so many cool people out there And then if we can get Danny to play just an asking Alexandria live play fuck that just good day this thing Danny to sing acapella no instruments His voice is an angel i know piece of shit i could and we'll get ed sheeran i don't know how you just promise all these people yeah we'll just promise dude we have a system of a down coming ed sheeran lady gaga's

making a guest appearance i heard amy whitehouse is coming back from the dead to play. Can we try to get Doja Cat there? Doja Cat? Yeah, I do. Really? Yeah. You know who I'd want? A pleasure in mind. Really?

Okay. I'd want Electric Cowboy or Eskimo Cowboy. Yeah, Electric Cowboy. Oh, my God. Do you know they're playing in San Antonio next month? Wait, are they really? Where? Yeah.

I don't know. San Antonio, though they're overseas always going yeah i was like holy shit that's i don't know if you know them they are fucking dope yeah i think yeah you played them for me one time they're so fucking good they're so good the whole show on like saturday night danny and then like any of the other people we invite fucking um there's the people that like us and watch our podcast that we like so much our last night we get them out there if we got Danny coming

you guys wanna come play a concert at a convention in San Antonio we'll like pay you I'll suck your dick all the dicks everyone there's a bunch of you on top of the convention look at that mouth if your penis is shaped like a sure 7b I'm in no gag reflex. Yeah, even if people like aren't into the nerdy shit or want to come to the

Attack attack are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, dude We'll just have a show on Saturday night And you know people just show up for the show fucking Danny and our last night and like people like that are there Oh, it'd be a dope October you piece of shit. I don't think there's a way to lose money off of this now hmm it's october 14th now we just got to see how much we charge yeah some proceeds go yeah no this is gonna be like four hundred dollars for nosebleeds. For the next Fyre Festival. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God.

It's definitely going to be there. Set up your tents in the yard, guys. We'll have water and food for you. It's fine. We'll take care of you. Did you ever see the food they handed out? Bro, it was fucking bad. It was like one piece of white bread and a piece of cheese. And they were stuck there for how long?

A couple days. Four days or some shit. My buddy John Karm was the one that did the doc for it. Oh, did he really? Yeah, the doc was really... I watched that. The Netflix thing. Thatarm is the one that did the doc for it Oh did he really I watched that That's the same guy that did So the same editor from that is the same guy That did

The old Mentos commercial where they beat the shit Out of that girl Ruby Dogs you remember Ruby Dog No It's the one big Mentos commercial from back in the day Where it's like Hey I really Like you and she starts laughing It's like the most it's the one big Mentos commercial from back in the day where it's like Hey, I really really like you and she starts laughing at his face, and he's sick, so he takes a mentor She's like that

Smiles as Frank gives a thumbs up and ding and he goes and starts punching her in the face Ruby dog Mentos And he goes and starts punching her in the face. You haven't seen that. You haven't seen that? I didn't know what you were talking about. Ruby Dog Mentos. Fluck, we're going to take a break so he can see this. I'm doing the one thing I hate that Eli does constantly. Stacy Burger something burger oh my god I'm surprised you've never seen that

I've never okay all their old content is fucking cream of the crop I can't believe everybody's gonna listen to us make unsubcon an actual thing we're gonna do this right? I'm 100% down

Cuz I'll start making this happen and we'll figure it out So you just gotta talk to gaming space first tech port. I'll set up a meeting with him. Yeah today I guess with what's his name Sam Sam Sam Sam? He's our contact there and he's already talked to me and brought up about us running a podcast live there in the space. So like it's already an option Yeah, and then we'll just figure out the con side of things Sam's a good dude. And yeah, no, bro The arena is pretty cool too. It's not massive, but it's got like two levels. It's got a lot of space Especially for a first con it's multiple bars Just so everyone's aware Morgan bars. God. I hope the biggest thing would be like there

We got this space and it's just a giant fucking line, and we're like oh, we didn't prepare enough Gonna make it byo be Everyone come to fucking drunk con where everyone's throwing up and vomiting Bro, this could be fucking nuts we get demo involved we get all the fucker bunker boys god i just picture it going bigger and bigger and each year and it's just like like how big's pax now guys yeah well we could beat the fuck out of pax i think yeah we're in three states. I'm gonna be like I will run a live dnd game if we do it on stage awesome. I will

See there we go we get a dnd fucking game going live concert then panels Podcasts live here have a couple different people come do podcasts live You have your vendors your, and then your fucking... Yeah. Just treat it like a nerd fest. Some shops where people can sell cards. You can fucking hit up the card people here.

San Antonio, then I know another shop in Cali that would love to come out and do some crazy shit with us. They love our content. I've worked with them before, some of my Pokemon shit. This is fucking nuts. That is not a bad idea that would be chaos hey everyone welcome to the podcast we're back uh we were just planning out an idea you just got to see an ideation period we forgot the cameras are rolling at this point i think that's why we all get along too is we can just do that in 10 minutes yeah it's like check out and that's how you get half an hour oh okay it's like 20 minutes i guess that's that i don't know we're all very creative people it's really easy to get lost in ideas like that.

No, but that's how we do our content. That's how the good shit comes. I mean, now it's a possibility. Now we can just think it through and fucking make it happen. And then all y'all motherfuckers out there are happy because you get to come get drunk. Don't assassinate us. Or just make sure it's clean. Yeah, aim here. Don't miss here. Just don't. Don't shoot me in. Or just make sure it's clean. Yeah, aim here.

Just don't. Don't shoot me in the dick or something. Not like the front of the draw. Yeah, don't. I don't want to be a mark. Let's be real. Let's get a close cast either way, bud. I know.

I don't want to look at you after. Yeah, I'd rather have that, though. I just don't want my face face gone. I just don't want my face face gone. Oh, can I see the bottle opener? I'm not going to use it. I'm just going to use it to rip the paper. Ding!

And then you're using your teeth? Yeah. Okay, nice. You got a perfectly good hard metal. I should have too. Yeah! Whoa, calm down over there. Yeah, fucking get that shit. I'll spit it back out. I'll spit it back in the other bottle

What porn stars want to come on the podcast? God I don't even know how we go. This is fucking crazy I mean that's fucking dope because we can do that we can do this yeah I mean that's not even that far fetched like when you actually break it down I'm just looking at the back end of this We need people. Oh, yeah, I know. I know. And we have a team. We do. The offenders.

And that's all that matters to get this going. Cody, you fly to low-income areas. Oh, no. You spread the word. Cody's spreading the word. Jesus Christ. Batty, you go kiss babies What the fuck Like you know

Shaking babies kissing hands Cause you have to pick them up I mean it's shaking baby syndrome Even real Am I right Is there any scientific Oh you just tried to get canceled today cheers oh my god okay what was oh and pokemon cards was the last thing

fuck let's just circle back around pokemon boner pills holy shit so uh recently i went to dallas did a little day trip over there to see a good buddy of mine who runs a couple bars, Shot Topic, Select Start, Barcade, awesome Corey, you're the man. And this dude is also a bit of a Pokemon aficionado. You said it's like a barcade that he owns. He owns a barcade and then he owns a... He owns Shot Topic. It's like the goth, hot

topic themed emo bar. It's fucking cool. Bro, it's fucking nuts. It's actually a lot, a lot of fun. And he also owns yeah select star which is a barcade and these two bars are like across the fucking street from each other so you can just do whatever the fuck you want and get drunk but um he is also a massive pokemon nerd and we gotta go see his collection and bro cory goes hard he is uh he he streams on whatnot under goodzilla and i think he also has a store there as well where he sells and trades and does all that uh Corey goes hard. He is. He streams on whatnot under Godzilla.

And I think he also has a store there as well where he sells and trades and does all that crazy Pokemon shit. And he's got like a base set booster box. He's got like fossil boxes. First edition packs like rocket packs. All your old school Wizard of the Coast packs. Oh, shit. He's got hundreds of slabs. Hundreds. Just in drawers. He's got his good ones

It's played PSA 9 first edition Charizard first edition blast toys first edition fucking Venus or the full set like damn Dude look going through this guy's collection was fucking insane and on top of that He's got old PSA sealed like Gameboy like yellow version. He's got like fucking like the original game boys Dude, dude's got a hell An unbelievable pokemon collection like booster boxes elite trainer boxes all the old shit new shit Dude goes hard when it comes to pokemon stuff. He's got a really cool stream set up for it all too It's got like moving displays for all the different crazy shit while he's doing breaks and stuff for people Godzilla crazy crazy setup. It was super cool to see and

I'm gonna start trying to do a little bit more with Pokemon stuff and talking to him about it cuz Bro, fuck that shit. That was nuts and He actually gave me an insane deal on a PSA 8 Original base at Charizard. Oh, yeah, that thing sexy bro. You put it on your story. Yeah, I was geeking like a fucking idiot look That's like that's a grass my first graded card Actually have a piece a nine Gyarados now too, which was pretty cool. Yeah Old cars so I can dope I know I used to have all of them wall multiple multiple I know thinking about all the old cars. Fuck you dad. I used to have all of them. Multiple. I know. Thinking about all the old cards.

Fuck you, dad. I threw away your cards. I found them all. Fuck you. Thinking about all the old cards. Like the amount of Charizards I had. I can see in my fucking mind's eye the binder I owned in the first page. Nine Charizards.

Flipping it over. One more Charizard. charizard flipping that page page of venusaurus i can see the breakdown of all the cards in my head all the way up to um the neo the neo set which was it was base set uh fossil jungle base set to team rocket gym challenge and i think that's when neoioh started. Nioh Destiny, Nioh Discovery, Nioh Genesis. And those three, the Nioh ones, is where I was like, that's my favorite shit. And then they got into

the weird swipey card ones, and that's when I stopped. I was like, Pokemon's not cool anymore, bro. Fuck this shit. I still remember... Could've had thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars in Pokemon cards. I remember my friend's Black Lotus and a big glass thing that he saw two black lotuses this weekend well he no this is back in the day everyone no uh

i was at so the whole reason i went was there was an expo a card expo with some pokemon stuff but also sports cards and magic cards oh god i i literally saw a 15 000 heavily played black lotus along with another one that was that was sealed and graded like heavily played is 15 grand dude not even graded just sitting in a fucking top loader i saw two black lotuses i was gonna take a picture that i got distracted by boobies or something but it was like what the fuck my buddies was pristine he had in a big piece of glass and he had his uh what are they called the proxy? Yeah, he shows black lotus and this was when I was fucking like Young seven eight nine whenever however old I was but he was like, yeah, I bought this black lotus for 75 bucks

I remember that and he had it all glassed out and you fast-forwarded today and I'm like, I hope he carries that No, not in fucking Hey, so God, I'll give you a thousand bucks for it. I like suck that dick dude You see those old cars, and you're just like on the multi lands the dual and dual lands I know Josh Lee quiet. That's the story because he he had a box of here now Josh had a box Of dual lands his basement flooded back when he was younger. I remember you telling us. Yeah. Yeah, he lost them all Yeah, he only had a few from it and you're like this weekend Do you know how much a box is Cody like so you're having was a

Low end of the shitty low end of dual lands is like 250 to 300 dollars and you have average four to seven you're having like 200 cards of that the high end you can see some of the seven to a thousand if you start talking like the originals versus the revised the revised dual

lands are still 500 fucking dollars bro they're like fucking expensive and that's again ungrace raw cards ungraded you start talking about graded shit it's just exponential exponential growth on those fucking prices and you're like y'all made fun of me for investing in pokemon cards as the end of the world currency i'm telling you i'm telling you i'm the one that got you into pokemon cards back into it no i made remember i bought a box. I bought a box. You're like, I'm going to go buy a box. And you bought 10 boxes that day.

I made fun of them for end of the world currency. Yeah, you did. And Demo did too. That was the first podcast. Yeah, you were there for it. That's right. That's what's going to work in the end of the times. You joke with that slab of Charizard and come out there and be like, hmm.

You're like, I'll trade this for your 9mm. I'll be like, cool. Pow. And I walked away with it both. This is mine. brother like hmm you're like i'll trade this for your nine millimeter like cool pow like dope i have a card that no one has currency for can't wait to see this okay but for real what's gonna be the end of the world currency? Because it's dollar bills. Ammo and gas. And pussy. Pussy and food. Food and gas. And buttholes.

I mean, pussies, you can fuck a butt, whatever. Yeah. Gas and money, right? That's going to be the end of the world currency? No money. I was like, money is what? Gas and ammo, right? Or gold, like raw metals. You think raw metals?

Like gold and silver. Yeah, I think that will. Really? Yeah, 100%. It's always been, you you know the back for currency i still think ammo and gas is gonna be and water like foods waters and like that i think that's gonna be like where people are like so because i'm not gonna run is that our next shirt instead of foxhound it's survival it's gonna be a gas can it's gonna be like a food and water and it's gonna be ammo Pokemon card

Jammo and a Charizard Actually bad you'd be safe if you're trying to trade your Charizard and shit And it's like I have you approached me and then I have a guy with like bullets and stuff approached me and food He's like I'll give you this I'm like well. I'm not killing the Pokemon card guy. He's giving me Pokemon cards right now Now I have ammo guy. I have more ammo see. I'm like, well, I'm not killing the Pokemon car guy. He's giving me Pokemon cards, right? Pow. Now I have ammo guy. I have more ammo. See,

but I have a friendly face. I've kind eyes. You're not going to shoot me. Yeah. That's what people look for. The post apocalypse is he has kind eyes. I'm not going to murder this guy. I'm cute. Forever.

Sleep won't happen today. That charizard look really dope. Bro. You say that until you hold a basic fucking graded charizard you're like i do need this god it's insane how much those cards are fucking worth it like kills me i'm like dear god and even worse the difference between like in a seven and eight a nine to a ten looking at like a nine to a ten it's it's still it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars it's like a millionaire to a billionaire people like that's the next thing up bro you don't

know you can't comprehend the amount of money the amount of difference between a millionaire and a billionaire it's just looking at like oh that's a thousand dollar card oh that's a five hundred thousand dollar card do you understand what a 500,000 piece of cardboard imagined a 10 with a misprint? Yeah, the cards it Oh like Logan Paul. That's what he made his necklace out of it's a 10 grade to 10 Charizard No, his was a great 10 Pikachu. It was a special Pikachu print the one for the boxing match that he did Yeah, I was positive as a Pikachu, right? Because it was the most expensive card like individual card ever bought or something like that i know he's no he had a charizard he walked out it was jake paul that walked out yeah

jake paul yes whatever jake paul walked out with that charizard around his neck it was like 500k that's your fucking icy flash you're like yo dog what's up i mean that's pretty dope got my fucking charizard and shit. I'm worth money. That was Logan Paul. It was a Charizard. You're right. You're right.

You're right. I thought it was Pikachu. Logan's the one that walked out with that? Did Logan Paul box? I think they've both done some boxing stuff. Oh, yeah. So he did walk out. Which one's the old one?

Oldest one? Isn't that Logan? I mean, that dude's a genius, marketing genius genius cuz he was into that fucking thing at the time He's like I'm aware this out He's the reason that it took what it is. Yeah, the the the fucking the first edition booster boxes are like 500k right now That's influence Like as much shit as everyone wants to give Logan Paul for being a whatever trash human or for being logan paul the dude literally revived pokemon in every sense of the word you can't even deny that nobody you can hate these guys it's like pewdiepie with

minecraft yes absolutely pewdiepie like fucking brought life back into minecraft when he's like i'm gonna play this game and get like 50 million views for every episode and do like a hundred episode series on it Like PewDiePie just made so much cash Logan Paul's five million dollar card necklace was a big it was a What is that it's not it's not the chart that it was the Pikachu when I fucking knew it was his first one was the Charm why is that Pikachu so special? Oh, it was the WWE thing. He is that pikachu so special um oh it was the wwe thing he

walked out not boxing it was just for uh the big like what is it smackdown or some shit yeah i don't know it's some it's some fucking rare card that there was only a couple of them printed and his is the only like it was it was a card that originally wasn't a 10 and then i got he opened it and it got regraded as a 10 and it's like the only fucking 10 so it's a five million dollar card or some shit jesus how does it get re so it was graded but he opened it up it had been i think it had been graded a couple times and it was so close multiple times by different people that had it regraded to see if it'd be a 10 and it got hit like it hit like a 10 or something like that because when it comes to grading your difference between a 9 and a 10 is literally like was the dude having a good day that day the guy who

graded it unfortunately that's kind of how it comes down to grading YouTube monetization yeah it's like who's who's gonna look at the card today I would send my Charizard in with a thousand dollars doesn't matter doesn't go to a break goes to the company it goes into a batch of other ones it's wild

card grading is like the biggest scam and shit right now it's fucking wild the amount of there's a guy named uh pokemon rattler i think it is that goes through like and looks at how cards are graded people have been submitting really good fake cards and they're coming back like eights and nines jesus so a lot of the a lot of card companies are getting called the fuck out for great for either undergrading or overgrading or just straight up grading fake cards no shit because like how much money's in it right now it doesn't matter like you have people who have been grading sports cards their entire life

who have now been handed a pokemon card don't know what the fuck they're looking for other than centering how the holographic how the print looks they're not looking to see if the card's real yeah they're like oh ink pattern looks good holographic print oh there's a line through the print line so that's not a 10 oh but it's got a good squirrel so it's a nine and a half if it's a beckett whatever then they're looking at the centering for it so there's obviously so much more that goes into grading i'm just simplifying things but there's a lot of a lot of like controversy going around with like pokemon card grading services like the people who graded logan paul's box the the three and a half million dollar yeah that was all fake yeah the company that graded them is no longer accepting any like pokemon cards or something at least they were

months ago i don't know where it's at now but they've stopped accepting cards because they're like yeah we can grade that we can authenticate that And they have no idea what the fuck they're doing Yeah, I remember that whole shit story for the guy that sold in the box and all that is like shady It's like everyone did that right there is so much. I've been was so again this book one rather guys on an entire like breakdown of Like hour-long videos on that he caught that's the whole reason it got checked in the first place cuz this guy called out Logan Paul being like hey, man 99 99 sure your box is fake because of this fucking youtuber with 3 000 subs yeah and he's gone through and he's made like fucking 12 videos now on this entire

process going back to the dude who faked it and it's so it's crazy to like it's really fun to watch because i love going in deep dives on like fake shit like that even more so when it's crazy to like, it's really fun to watch. Cause I love going in deep dives on like fake shit like that. Even more so when it's Pokemon and it's nuts. Dude, they go, you get to see how the internet communities fucking don't try to fake shit. Cause they're going to find out. Internet detectives will fucking ruin you. See this one pixel. This is wrong. And this is why this is wrong.

That's what's like speed runners on summoning salt. You watch. It was barcodes on the box. Barcodes on the box barcodes on the box yep they never printed they never printed a base set box like that for our first edition base set box like that it's not true and everyone's like no that's exactly that's what look at this one picture from another box and he's like that's not right this is the one and he like fucking broke down barcodes they go dude they go like that's why i love summoning salt and those speedrunner

breakdowns because they do that they're like this guy did a fake run because you can tell right at this moment for this little thing yeah this happened at this exact time frame so it's splice or whatever it is and you're like i didn't what okay you guys broke it down to that level hey i can't even get mad you're fucking you know you're fucking shit yep but god damn it okay batty oh first off new summoning salt episodes out fucking check it out i love that guy i don't know what that is i'll check it out he does the we watched the ninja gaiden one or which one okay or the pokemon the pokemon i think so he breaks down speed runs okay okay he's fucking he is the gets into it dude he breaks him if you watch summoning salt red Pokemon, original Pokemon speed run, because he shows you like

the it's 40 minutes, 50 minutes long, but he's silly. Oh, but he breaks down like, hey, here's the world record when they started doing the speed runs. This is the progression it made to this point. Here's the leaderboard. Here's the individuals. And they found out this little piece of a secret or trade. And he breaks it down to where it stands today.

And it's fucking so like we just we sat there and watched the whole episode. Like, it's good. You'll like it. All right. All right. Good. We're doing the thing. We're doing this time.

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it's been like a month I need to check in hold on don't shut off like one of the back ones oh my god let me see it oh look at the edges there you go the original leg of the dead that cody's keeping in his wallet i hate shut it off bad cody that is so bad