Unsubscribe Podcast - 56 - DeathPool ft. Brandon Herrera

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

WE LOST DONUT!! Kidding he is just out of town for a few days, he will return soooooooooooooooooon. HAPPY BBQ DAY/MEMORIAL DAY Today we go back down the rabbit hole with @Brandon Herrera It is as bad you think. good luck and god speed. GO CHECK OUT AK DADDY BRANDON!! https://www.youtube.com/c/BrandonHerrera OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Operation Donut @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I saw a bunch of Dragon Ball collectibles this weekend. Ooh! Oh, yeah, you were out f***ing. Getting blackout drunk. Living the dream! We were all doing that. Yeah, I just wasn't doing it at home alone. I wasn't home. Oh, okay

I was in Houston. That was me. I was home That Eli suddenly I mean whoever's in this chair See the chair it's the chair You batty I'm sorry I didn't even see you there! Unsubscribe episode whatever it is, Batty gets the chair. That's that, Batty gets the chair. There's the thumbnail. I'm just wetting him with the sponge like... Oh my god, he grew straight out of Green Mile. I'm the one with the giant like...

Flock, there you go bro! Make that thumbnail! Everything's recording. Yes. Yes. We hit all. What the fuck, bro? That was my first day on the job. What are you doing? It's racially ambiguous. That guy's fucking ridiculous. That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy.

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you come that is come subscribe. I Like the first step is always like I haven't drank in a day and a half and I'm like sweating in the detox Your do these beers are as cold as your house. Hi everyone, unsubscribed podcast here. Today I'm joined by Eli Doubletap and Brandon Herrera, the AK guy. Guys, we have a special guest today. Brandon 2, Blake, you have so many names

and we know so little about you. Hi guys, I'm Batty Streams. I like that I just folded to Batty Streams though. When we started this, we were like, no, this is Batty. But by streams though like When we started this was like no, he's just baddie What's your preferred pronoun streams yeah, he's a simple man It's already starting hard well, he's got all the weapons out right now. Yeah, I did I brought the girls out for a range day Oh, yeah, first gun either of them had shot ever 50

Good luck have fun. Well, it's only you know, it's it's only downhill from there as far as recoils go So if they don't totally flip the fuck out then the Barrett is the I was like the easiest of the 50 cows you could possibly ever shoot. There's nothing to it. It's really not bad. It's like a 20 gauge shotgun, just louder and angry at the end. Just don't go to that end and you're OK. I shot my new Barrett today for the first time. I'm not talking about what it is yet.

But that one. I shot that. I was so fucking nervous that thing was going to blow me up. Is it a screw cap? I'm not going to talk about what it is. I'm nervous. It was gonna blow me up though. Well, I was I seriously was just like I was leaning away from it the first time I fire you get worried about guns It concerns me so much more cuz you're reckless a little bit. Yeah. Well, I still fired it from the shoulder First round out of this thing don't know how many it's had through it don't know how many it was meant for but kind of terrifying that's 50 cows i don't know those

now it's terrifying to me and i used to never really be this is a magdome fucking mark 19 now i think those are out here yeah but it's a mark 19 i mean if that mark 19 like the the 40? Yeah. Well, I mean, if something goes wrong, that's not too bad. Yeah. Because they've got the distance arming. Until they don't. Well, it usually works.

Yeah. Until it doesn't. Well, then it's not your fucking problem anymore. You're right. That Mark 19 goes off in that barrel. You were injured in war. Yeah, we'll go with that one. You know what? I've never heard anybody tell a story of them firing a 40 mil and it not working.

What a wonderful day to be talking about this. Happy Memorial Day. Oh, I forgot to say. Barbecue Day. Memorial Day as we are filming here. Eli, happy Memorial Day to you. Thank you thank you sir i truly appreciate it uh this day is about veterans definitely about our living non-deployed unhurt veterans too i love when people walk up and they're like thank you bro or i get texts or calls like's like hat bro Bro, I'm I got a handful, huh?

Memorial there's two memorial to every year you fucked it up They didn't they flip the coin and they're like I said, oh no man, I know I just wanted to thank you anyways It's another goddamn day Just thanking you for today That is such a cop out Like I fucked up which day this was It just was on my mind, man Bro, I was just congratulating you For living?

I'm confused at what I'm supposed to say At this moment I'm gonna buy you a shot And then it's all good All is good in the hood then Don't thank me buy me a shot or yeah, and then dump one out for a homie good to go I just wanted to thank you on this Memorial Day and wish you a happy Memorial Day because even though you didn't die in Combat you tried your best and you know what that's all we can do. I failed that

It's all we can do is our best. All I got was this purple heart. Oh, man. Here we go. You got the Memorial Day Participation Award. That's what it's called now. Hi, non-veterans. We can make these jokes. Brandon can't, so you can cancel him.

If it hasn't happened yet, I'd the one oh my god brandon has such a good video we can't talk about coming out about it can we uh when's it coming out when's the wednesday oh yeah we're good we're good yeah the reason i was in houston is i went to the nra uh convention oh i saw you make a instagram story about getting drunk when talking to people yeah is i went to the nra uh convention oh i saw you make a instagram story about getting drunk when talking to people yeah so i went relatively incognito into the protest to interview them how are you incognito i don't know i've been like just like i had to change like from a t-shirt whatever and i'm like okay i'll just wear a 50 skate shop you know skater bro merch whatever uh not wear gun shit and i've already got long hair and flip-flops so it kind of like you know fair enough yeah you do go you're not tatted up like oh no they i just look

like a pussy like you just put on a flannel i just picture you flannel i'm like i wanted to wear like a surgical mask i'm like i gotta hide the jawline the masculine facial hair uh i wear a shirt one size too big no it was uh but i went behind the scenes and uh interviewed them and got them to say some really dumb stuff it was really fun oh no were they just like talking about how they don't know what guns are and shit no he got him silent can you talk about the paperwork i did i had a petition uh to disavow the corrupt nra and instead support an organization that really focuses on positive change for gun laws in America, like Firearm Policy Coalition, which is a more rabid pro-gun

group. And he has papers. Two pages of signatures. Did anybody be like, no? The only person who even asked what it was was just like, oh, yeah. Could you tell me a little bit more about this group? And I'm like, put on the spot. And I'm like, yeah. So unlike the NRA, which is all just a big, just a money grabbing, you know, organization.

This group really cares about Americans, you know. He's just like, oh, that sounds so good, man. So absolutely. And I am putting their emails in the Firearm Policy Coalition email list. People are so fucking dumb, dude. I got this one chick who's like just total shaved head, like screaming like, fuck, fuck the police as they're handing out water to them. Like, she was just had a big thing about AK-47s.

She's like, could you just imagine like anybody around here could have an AK-47? I'm like, I know. That is just so scary. Could you imagine, like, I could have dozens of AK-47s and you'd never know. She's like, I know, right? It's so freaky. I'm like, can you imagine talking to somebody who's got, I just couldn't do it. She's like, I couldn't either.

I can't sleep at night with this image in my head and meanwhile on the inside like I'm fucking dying how did you keep a straight face for some of it I don't think I did I'm pretty sure I broke character a few times but no that's that's where I was I wasn't even gonna go to the NRA convention like I don't really care but I heard there were protesters. I'm like, oh, okay, that's the content. Now I can go. Oh, God. So what did you do this week?

Betty, you did. I got absolutely pissed drunk in Dallas. I did so many jello shots. Why? Oh, I saw that, actually. Your Wolverine handful of jello shots. I missed this. I need to check stories

more on Instagram. I'm bad at it. I hung out with Goodzilli. He's another streamer. He does Pokemon content for the most part. That's all he does. This weekend in Dallas was Collecticon, which is just a massive TCG, whether it's Magic, Pokemon, Basketball, Baseball cards.

Previous weekend was just a small little expo and we got invited out to that. But this was like the actual. The big one. The big one. It was cool. It was actually a lot of fun. You met Landmark. Yeah.

Holy fuck. Yeah, Landmark was there. Did you get his dog tag? No. Did you grab his dick? No. What the fuck is the point? That man is wider than you and like three inches taller than me.

Oh, he's a big boy? He's fucking big. No shit. I did not. He is a Land a landmark i did not expect it i i did not think he was a tall guy super nice but i don't expect him to be that big like that tall like i was like oh and he works out all the time i mean i have no idea oh well you say like he looks he's not fat he's a fit dude and he's fucking just tall as shit you're like shit i you said whiter i thought you meant whiter.

No. I'm like, we're wider than Eli. That's like pretty fucking normal skin complexion, but okay. Yeah, that's how I did it at first. I was like, he's wider. He's wider. Wide. That makes a little more sense.

I know he's a really good guy. It was fucking, we were standing, I was standing in line to get booze, as you do at a concert, because that was also So What Music Festival. So I was there for I Prevailze as you do at a concert because that was also so what music festival So I was there for I prevail which is awesome metal band, and I'm in line and he just goes Patty and I looked I'm like I have no idea the fuck you are Big fucking dude, I'm like oh shit. You're a big fucking dude That's always the awkward thing when you're out and somebody's just like, hey, you. And you're like, do I know you or do I, you know me?

What's worse is when there's a silence after where they're like, ah, and I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck. Now there's an expectation that I know you like, ah, the brain's fucking like dead hamsters here. It's the wheels spinning. The hamsters just stuck in it at this point. Like, ah, it's not good. Mine just gets off. It's the wheels spin the hamsters just stuck in it at this point like ah, it's not good Mine just gets off Like well, I'm not gonna remember your name, but yeah, yeah landmark for a minute drink way too much went to a Fucking the select start barcade which is

Crazy no shit. It's just like it's a like a fucking club, but there's our games and everything see that would be It was a lot of fun And we did a whole VIP like bottle service and they did a big like live pack opening for an old-school like $500 per pack type shit that That actually sounds really, really fucking cool. That's the one way to get me into a club. Not for the pack, just that vibe. Just that bottle service. I mean, yeah. I had a bottle of Don Julio

that I was just drinking on a railing as I'm sitting over the back of the fucking... Did you buy it? No! I had a pack in the box. I bought a pack. Oh, no, but the Don Julio If you bought a pack, you just got free bottle service. For those who watch the podcast who are unfamiliar with the cost of bottle service because you don't go out. It's stupid.

It's imagine the markup of, you know, gas. Drinks at a restaurant and then go like triple that. You can almost times 10 that shit. Depends. Because I've been like $1,000 for like Tito's. Yeah. It's mostly for the booth, right? Yeah.

It's mostly for like your private like fuck off area. Yeah. And the bar owner, Corey, again, Godzilla, he was the guy doing the opening. So he just let us fucking chill. Like there's tons of people. He's like, you come sit up front. I'm like, nice. And I just sat there and got us fucking chill. Like, there's tons of people. He's like, you can sit up front. I'm like, nice. And I just sat there and got piss fucking drunk.

And then eventually the there were like jello shots and like little syringes. Oh, yeah. And I was Wolverine in them motherfuckers. Oh, you went hard, hard this weekend. My body hurt driving home yesterday. Dude, I was like, OK. I couldn't. Oh, my God.

Well, at least you had a good time. I had a great time. It was an absolute blast. Fucking music festival that I didn't know was happening until the day of, basically. I prevail. I was a little jelly because I was like, oh, man. Dude, they put on a hell of a show. Fuck, man.

They have such a good song. You got to see 303 as well, which I love 303. I don't know that. That's my trash music. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well-marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered.

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And then you just fade away. That is... somebody needs to bake that. Oh, man. That's incredible. God damn it. That's what we should have done today. No, Brandon has... I don't know. I mean, I want to fucking stream later, do some work after this. But do Power Hour where we're just doing fucking...

Because we haven't done it yet. You've probably never done Power Hour, have you? I have no idea what that is. It's pain. Every 60 seconds, you have to take a shot of beer. Just a shot of beer. But no. It adds up. Every 60 seconds you have to take a shot of beer. Just a shot of beer. But no.

It adds up. So, bro, it sounds like an innocent game until the 50-minute mark, and you're like, that's five beers, right? Six, you're doing seven in an hour. Seven in an hour? Okay, I'm not so good at the maths. The booze helps with the math. Oh, that's true.

Yeah, well, it makes you feel better about the beer. Yeah, I mean mean you can just say whatever the fuck you want it doesn't matter if it's right oh god i do that anyway that's the secret so we all do if you say it really confidently nobody will question it yeah that sounds right harvard well yes i was the valedictorian you see valedictorian dude yeah fucking power hour ifictorian. Dude, yeah, fucking power hour, if you've never done it. It hurts the soul real quick. You're like, ah, it's seven beers in an hour. It's not bad. And then seven beers.

And I'm an alcoholic, but... I think it's just the amount of liquid. Dude, that hurts your tum-tum. A shot every ten minutes. A shot every ten minutes isn't bad. It's one of these every ten minutes, we could do it's not great especially if you're going zero to 60 like you're dead sober and then six shots in an hour that's that's rough dude that happened streaming friday whenever me and sab stream she actually like we were just having a chill night And then subs started Coming in

Lots of subs started coming in And she can't do I was like oh we'll do half pours for you And she's like one two I was like oh man there's a lot of subs I was like sorry babe I'm not used to her being like shit right Dude she was

I was cracking up She's like babe I ordered cheese Or cheesecake I was like you got She's like, babe, I ordered cheese or cheesecake. I was like, you got his cheesecake. It's on its way. I can feel my toes right now, babe. I was like, you can always feel them. She's like, but I can like really.

Oh, so she was really shit, right? Yeah. Which I've not seen. I was like, oh, this is a news. That's like, I remember my first beer shit, right? Yeah. I was dying. I was still, you boy. I found a tequila I actually like oh, this is a nice like I remember my first beer shit I was still your boy. I found a tequila. I actually like to drink. Oh, what kind to Casamigos? Oh, yeah, it was really good shit. Oh, yeah, that was delicious and very good actually you know who makes it

We could do a shot right now break man a break do you know who makes that? Well, baddies doing this. Guess. Casamigos? Yeah. Ooh, is it a celebrity? Yes. Yeah. Is it George Clooney?

It is. Okay. I thought I remember that. It's George Clooney. It'll make you age like him. Yeah. It'll make you age like him, even though, you know, he probably has nothing to do with this tequila.

It's signed. Look, he signed it on the left side bottom left I'm bro. This is my reaction on stream. They were like George Clooney's I was like George Clooney didn't make George Clooney makes this cuz I know George straights got a tequila now homeboy What George made like a billion off of that? Only come on. I'm the rock man This is a rock of tequila. I think so everybody have a tequila and why does it you have a tequila? Only come on Why does you have a tequila you'll sell tens of box

Yeah And it comes with a pair of flip no we're like the Wonder Twins We're both half Mexican and so like when we combine we make a tequila brand and chanclas Yeah, there you go Is that what it's gonna be called? El chancla? Or what? El chancla? Is that El chancla? It's just a pair of sandals on the front So it tastes like a shoe

Cool But like a good shoe God, Batty, your house is gonna suck in the summer If you gotta do a shoe shoe II I mean out of A flip-flop that's the way to do it Yeah, I don't know what's going on my AC, but it's cranking at full. It's been on non-stop. Just do have ease Oh, so this is your oh, yeah, it's your first summer in this house with probably single unit single AC unit. Yeah Well, it's good. It's a big I know it's like this room. The rest of the house is usually fine

I don't know what the fuck about this van it is. It's open. Really? But it's just not pumping. That room gets more air. Every other room is fine. That's actually kind of nice, though. Your stream room gets more air.

Believe me, I need that. Dude, both houses that I've lived in here in Texas, my stream room is the least air-conditioned room in the house. Oh. And I never figure it out until after I move all my shit in. I mean, that's usually how it works, because you don't sit there and be like, that one.

It's this room. I have no idea what about this room is so bad, but... I chose my stream room. Oh, it's also external door there. Oh, yeah. It's probably not awesome. All this working against you. Like, my stream room, I was like, okay. Let's get a studio, guys! I fucking, I know. And then I would light it, and then we could decorate it.

Wait, with Donut gone. I can sign off on that. We could all three agree here. I like it. Yep. Okay, we take away his voting privileges. I was too excited. He got removed from the voting booth already.

Brandon just instantly is like knock over shot glass. To be fair, I preserve almost all of that. That was a really good save. Thank you. Dude, fucking cotton hats suck. They're so hot. Maybe take it off. They don't

breathe. How do you wear these, Batty? I'm fat already, so I'm gonna sweat no matter what. God, it's like a fucking oven. Just get used to sweating. The bottle's right there. Don't worry. But I got to show off Goku. Dude, come on.

I preserved a good bit of that. You really did, honestly. Okay, good. We're all sober, by the way. I mean, I'm 100% sober. And we only had, I had one drink. Perfect. I had, dude, this is the best.

I will give Casamigos. Damn. Not bad, not, this is the best I will give Casamigos. Damn. Not bad. Cheers, beautiful bitches. Cheers, motherfuckers. Okay, right. I love that. That's for Memorial Day.

That's for the homies. For the homies. I don't actually like tequila. Brandon even poured one out for the homies. Yeah. Yes, I did. I was feeling the spirit of the season. The spirit of the season.

Brandon just, not on the ground, he's just like, there you go, guys. Happy Memorial Day. You don't even get a full one, you get a half one because Brandon saved the rest. He's like, shit, okay, that's... You're at Arlington pouring one out for the homies. I'm just like, you're catching it.

You're under the bop-off. I'm just like My bro, it's not how this work We are so fucking awful a hundred percent we are the worst baddie I will say last the not the last episode the episode with With admin and you was the least comfortable comfortable I've ever seen you in a Barista black rifle man that's more in the factory We'll talk You have a bathroom that needs cleaning? I know Zach's not good at cleaning bathrooms.

Fuck you. I know he's not. No, not really. Have you seen the shot? You've seen the shot bathroom. I mean, I saw when you first moved in. It was great. The worst part is the sink because it's just like months and months of just greasy ass hands. So it's just like it's black.

The sink is in blackface at the moment. So it's... It it's black. The sink is in blackface at the moment. So it's Your main is twitch and so when you get canceled from here, they'll be like, oh why a 100% on twitch you get kids and I would love the most part is only you get canceled. It just be me The minorities they're like you piece of shit bad even though you didn't say anything you're just there if you decide to cancel me my name is donut operator super simple b-a-d-d-i-e donut operator I hate it I've been training for this one for 15 years we gotta go guys

that's it for today so about Modern Warfare 2 lobbies dude I didn't realize they're making Modern Warfare 2 again. Yeah. Are they remastering it? I think they're going to do the same thing they did with the new Modern Warfare, where it's kind of like a reimagining. Yeah, it's its own timeline. They're going to have the same character, some of the same characters.

So that way, you know, like Ghost or Captain Price or whoever the fuck, So roach whoever it's gonna be they're not dead Colonel Shepard with the whole revolver bit. Oh, yeah, that was modern warfare 2. Yeah, that was the ending That's what I killed ghost. Yeah, I don't think that was the ending. I think it was like Pull the knife out of your chest. I actually had that knife I bought that what I was like 18 years old and I used to practice throwing that motherfucker because of modern warfare. I don't know where I think I still have it. Actually.

That was the lamest thing I've ever heard. I just picture you like just in case I'm ever in this moment. Missed get it Just like that night it was a cool fucking I'll fuck you just remembered I think it was it was it advanced warfare or infinite warfare or something like you know I think was advanced warfare in the campaign they had What's uh... The main villain... Was the guy who diddles kids. What's his fucking name?

Oh, he got canceled. The Netflix House of Cards guy. Jared. From Subway? I just... No, not that one. Oh, I thought you meant... No! Not that one! Not this time!

It's like the... It was time. It's entirely fiction. It didn't happen. Never happened. Not this time. Holy shit. What's his fucking name? American Beauty. I just had his name. Oh, Kevin Spacey. I don't remember. It was one of those. I stopped giving a fuck around the advanced warfare

infinite warfare timeline because they started adding the mech legs to your main character And you're like ninja jumping off the walls as soon as they basically added jetpacks I was done with Call of Duty wall running is the it was when it became like a unreal tournament. Yeah literally unreal tournament, so I will say but then Titanfall came out in Titanfall was one of the best Shooters I have ever seen They did it right though they were like how do we do This and they're not changing

A genre they're not being like They're not pivoting Which is what unfortunately Titanfall 1 had an awful launch Because there was no story to the game And they said there was a story to the game But Titanfall 2 Was probably one of the best games I have ever played.

Modern Warfare, I hope they keep all, if they keep the mechanics, like, I don't hate slide. Slide canceling, like, I'm fine with that. It's like you get a jump. There's nothing really crazy. And they added how to get around the map faster. I was like, cool, there's fucking rip balloons that you just, and they perfectly straight out

of like Apex, isn't it? Yeah, and I'm like yo This is actually really smart. This is fucking they're doing warzone right, but I don't want that call of duty Yeah, but then they add different warzone gives me a fucking headache man That is so a TD and I get it's a skill like I get I love that switch shooters man No, they're fast with shooters versus like your old-school fucking slowed like actively yeah i won't do them i can't well they had dude that they just added the new perk which is the most retarded

fucking perk i've ever seen which is serpentine as long as you're sprinting you take 20 less damage excuse me so now when you're shooting so you can't one if i remember right you can't single tap a person with a sniper rifle they fixed the sniper rifle then they added this so now when you're shooting, so you can't one, if I remember right, you can't single tap a person with a sniper rifle. They fixed the sniper rifle, then they added this. So now if you're running, you can take more bullets. So you're like literally Naruto running away from bullets. But getting shot while Naruto running. Discover the magic of BetMGM Casino, where the excitement is always on deck.

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It won't. It won't. It won't. But that sounded really like a really good video idea. It did. It sounded cool. It made me think of the old school Mythbusters where they were driving one way and they fired the cannon the opposite and it just fell straight down. I never saw that.

Wait, really? Dude, fucking cool. Well, they probably underload loaded the fuck out of that cannon They matched the velocities. Well, yeah That fucking vehicle is not moving at the speed of sound like yeah, I was gonna say but it's just the cannonballs That's a cool premise though. It's a really good premise like that is a really good video idea If any of you take that for me I claim that from the end to the end of time if I decide to come back and we already do that

No, never never um nine somebody else do it so we can watch it Get a fucking f-15 and fire is on the universe There we go yeah, you just go faster Which are we what would happen to the bullet now Now I'm actually thinking, bullet just stay. Now I'm confused. I don't like this. We've raised the limit of Eli's GED. It's at its limit.

I need to level up. I'm confused now. It's like the plane. It's like, will a plane take off if it's on a treadmill? Have you never seen that? No. Apparently it will. Will it?

Yes. Was it just like the amount that you're allowing the engine to like? Because if it's on a treadmill, it's doing if you're going the needed speed. The plane is never. I don't fucking. We got to watch. God damn. Why are we doing this?

This is too smart. We're too dumb for this shit. On the plane, like you have the barrel of the gun. Let's say you've got like on a big aircraft gun you've got like fucking four feet of barrel yeah you're no longer from the stationary position of the chamber and it's moving rearward on the plane relative yeah so even relative to the plane it's moving very fast yeah so it wouldn't be a drop off because when you jump out of a plane you you're not oh fuck you hit the slide what it's called a slide so when you jump i really want to know the answer to this now because when you're jumping out of a plane it's called a slide because you jump out and then you

gain speed but your body does this you literally your body will automatically it feels like a fucking slide like a giant slide and you whoop and you three retards do uh skunk works physics and come to the conclusion that purple is purple so much right now i gotta be plus in physics i didn't take physics you guys made it to physics you guys went to school yeah i did technically technically did you yeah i did not i'm not as dumb as everybody thinks i am actually that's what dumb people say it's true it's actually true though not as dumb as uh people think i am three guys who figured out how to have the uh dream job of social media for a living not as dumb as you think it's almost like there's something to it Just a small amount

Damn Batty go back to the dagger that you owned I think I still have it It's like a K-bar looking thing Yeah but it's like a long curved one Oh shit really? Yeah they were big And I'm ashamed

Kind of not as curved But the same bowed out bottom of the blade I am ashamed to admit this I Had at one point because when I first joined the military I was given Alice gear Oh God because I was an 11 Charlie in a unit full of 11 Bravos So I was the one Chuck wait you were you were fucking mortar man for about two months I never realized he couldn't do math as we just saw a sniper where the math doesn't make sense you're right i don't know how to do math

they were wait they say you threw 11 charlie to sniper i was already yeah so i was obviously 11 charlie and bro it was the same fucking thing you used to be a chuck you just do like more extra weeks two extra weeks at the end of basic yeah same. Same shit. So I got out and because it was a deployment year, our guys were gone. And I was like one of the only able bodied motherfuckers left of the unit because anybody that was still there was broke dick and couldn't deploy. So they had all this money and they're like, send baddie to schools. So I was like fucking mountain warfare, aerosol, advanced climber. They came back. They're like we

have no need for a mortarman to be able to do this stuff you're a sniper now or they said scout and i was with the scouts for like a week before they're like nah you're a sniper now i went shot in the sniper comp and like that's kind of before i was a sniper i just picture it's like captain america but like because you were the only one left. Everything is like getting out. And then he's like, OK, now, Cap, you can. You're part of a mortar team. Yeah, we're going to sit in the pit. Now we're going to transition you out of the military.

You're going to stream for and drink alcohol. It's like going to summer camp and there's no other kids. And they're just like, we have all these activities. You will just pick what the fuck you want to do. That was really what it was man sounds like it was me and a couple other guys and the other guys that went through this first mountain warfare school with me all fucking failed so i was like i guess i get all the fun stuff yeah if you're the only dude fucking passing they're just gonna be like keep sending them to shit i mean dude 100 pass rate cheese

That's all I do. That's the military for you doesn't matter. I just kept sending me military. That's government schools That's it's almost like that They wasted all that money on me weird But now you kind of remember how to do a lot of stuff I do I can tie some motherfucking knots like watch out I can I know a couple oh, I do all sorts of crazy like ice climbing mountain climbing rappelling shit Yeah, that's that's the I remember all that like it's just burned into my head from tying knots It is great actually when I guess I didn't want to die

When I grabbed a 240 Bravo when we're shooting a Utah like it became strange. I'm like oh, man I don't even know your hands came up you're like do this weapon platform clear fuck just happened you just black out literally black out in the guns apart what have i done i was like holy shit okay uh i guess i still remember this weapon system decently it's wild it's wild how muscle memory kicks in like with that shit The only thing that always terrifies me with like 240s or open bolts is the spring system because they're like don't open the back plate Through you and you're like that's always my You know how much energy it takes to stop a 308? Well, you're about to. More than your chest can take. The 50 cal, they're like, hey, be careful.

Bolt forward. Always bolt forward. It's all I always remember. I'm like, bolt forward. Okay, we got this. This is too fucking easy. I realized. Bolt forward and open it on the side.

Open it over here. Under the arm. See, I realized the other day I was shooting with NAGR and I was running a saw. I've run saws before, but it's always like they either run like shit or they run great. There's no in between. Yeah. No. I was having one of those that ran like shit.

And so I'm like clearing shit whatever. And then there's one that just. You're constantly playing this fucking game. I'm playing with my MBG 42 right now. So like I was doing that with the saw and then like I opened it up because it was like it was just having a bang. Open it up and it was all around was just having a bang open it up and it sailed around in the foot in front of me or like a foot in front of my foot how about her open it up i'm like everybody saw that like my finger was nowhere near the trigger we're good

oh the bull just fucking sent forward oh yeah and like a bunch of dudes like ex-military dudes were like oh well he didn't know the thing he didn't know the trick. That's why we do that number like they literally 49 they literally tell you like to dab away from the guy I do yeah, I don't remember Fucking little guns. I'm like oh Don't miss it at all The military's terrifying

We're all idiots like look don't look at me. Yo, the military's terrifying. We're all idiots. Don't look at me. I didn't fucking join shit. It doesn't mean you're not a fucking idiot. You're a smart person in the military. Bro, we had a dude. I'm sorry if you watch our podcast. I'm not going to say your name, but you know who the fuck you are.

He had a 13 on his ASVAB. He had to get wavered in. 13. 13. I didn't know that was possible. Did he misspell his name? Bro, his options were infantry or cook, and he got wavered into the infantry. Guess what? He failed

and ended up being a cook, but either way, for the longest time, this motherfucker... You trust him with your food. No! I don't trust him breathing around me. The government trusts him with your food. But think of the things that hold on baddie. How do you get I don't know? I know I had a 120 something you can't get over 100. Yeah, you can no energy. Maybe maybe your individuals not your overall

Your skull is a 115 to get certain stuff. Eli's over here. You can't get it, but I can. No, it's really not. No, the ASVABs, you have different score. I think it's like one. Well, you have your GT score. You have your technicals and things like that.

Those can be different. Yeah, those were the ones. I don't even know my overall then. I actually had a high one in there. But they were like, you're GED. You can't do anything. I was like, dope. They're like, if you go to college. Maximum ASVAB score, 99, according to Google.

What's the GT score? Let me see. So those are the individual scores that all add up to give you your... I still think those are all below 100, and Eli's just a fucking idiot. I swear there's, like, getting fucking... Ooh, God. For enlistment into the Army, you must get a minimum ASVAB score of 31. GT score has...

13. You know who you are. Fuck. Dude, that is a fucking... Yeah, okay, so you can't get over 100 with GT score. There you go. I was like, I think so. That's my one regret. I always wanted to just take the ASVAB.

I've never taken it. I've seen what this... Why not? I don't know if that's just something you can just show up and take. You can. You'd be like, I want to join the military. They'd be like, let's go take the ASVAB and see what you can do. And then you just never call the recruiter back. And they will call you

back multiple times. Bro, I get one already that calls me. He's like... And his name is Herrera, too. He's like, hi, it's like Colonel Herrera or whatever the fuck. And I'm just like, who'd you piss off? Like, why are you doing this? I got out of the military and I got recruited. Bro, they came to my house and put notes on my door. See, after I got out, I was out for a while.

And then they were like, hey, would you like to join the, I got a phone call. And I'm like, would you ever think about joining the U.S. military? Sergeant Tibbets. Team Central Recruiting. I still get them. Still get them. Bro, leave me.ruiting. I still get them. Still get them. Bro, leave me. You're the worst in my ex.

I'm out. I'm fucking done with this shit. You're great, Rachel. Thanks. She watches the podcast. Oh, my God, dude. Holy shit. Rachel, why?

Best story. Rachel's great. One of the humans. I know. Rachel's great. Yeah, I know. And the other day I was talking to her because I was paying off my last alimony. Yeah, and fuck you Rachel get fucked no more Almeron bitch We love you

Actually legally separate fuck you Every time you poke fun at your your ex-wife. I hear it. I'm like oh shit. You guys are funny. I hate it Cheers Rachel Rachel this one's for you. Fuck you for taking baddie on those stupid Disneyland thing. I love Disney. He hated it I love it. He hates fan I'm an adult Disney man 100% I just get pissed drunk at Disney. It's the greatest thing in the world Disney World Dude, fuck it. They land right in the world, dude. Disney World. Dude. Fuck Disneyland.

Fuck Disneyland, bro. Riding the monorail shithouse is one of the funnest things a man can do. Do you see where we're going to end up? Because I'm not paying attention. I have no idea. I'm just going to get out, and they've got a bar here somewhere. Can we talk Disney World into holding us? No. No.

Zero chance. Zero chance. Oh, so let me see your merch. You got come, come, zero chance. Oh, so let me see your merch you got come come come subscribe No This is you Jack Sparrow on is that cool? No now you're suing us. Okay, that's dope You were one lawsuit That's gonna be Nintendo real quick. You were all at one. Shit Disney's after us Bro I love I cannot wait to go to Disney. I'm going this year. I've already decided I'm gonna get pissed drunk and get lost in Disney. Let me know I'll go with you

I'll go too. No You already shit on it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and I to continue to shit on it. Especially if you guys go without me. Why would you shit on the happiest place on earth? Is it the happiest place? Yes. I think a brothel is way more happy. You haven't been to Disney as an adult, sir. For half the parties.

For half the parties involved, it's the happiest place on earth. Bro. So I had an old friend who used to be one of the cast members behind the scenes yeah yeah honestly she was and and the stories you know exactly she hopefully doesn't listen i don't think she does and the stories they would tell about being like in costume and just fucking in the back like dude everyone at Disney's the whore is all I found out it's their college program

that's the thing dude Disney Tinder is something else wait wait Disney Tinder I've never Disney Tinder oh so now we have your interest I'm so confused I don't even know about those literally just Tinder at Disney it's so big that everybody there is you have a bunch of transient people

who are trying to get fucked and then you have a bunch of cast members trying to get fucked thank you i'm just i'm gonna take that away from you i didn't even think about that yeah yeah are you going for the good goods like the princesses or you could you can why not the world is your oyster disney world. Your oyster. It's uh... It's under the sea! Under the sea! Hey Ariel, I thought you couldn't tog, bitch. No, she's got a fish bottom,

not a fish top. She can't tog. I'm about to answer the question. The age-old question. You're singing songs. Oh, I can't wait to hear this. Yo, Elsa, what up? Oh, just ruining child. Let it go. Let it go.

The cum never bothered her anyway. And now we're getting sued by Disney. That was just enough. That was the one. That was it right there. I'm gonna need another one of these today. We're gonna get an invite. We were that close. And uh, 41 minutes into recording, I think you need to do an ad. Brandon!

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Hop, hop, hop. It smells so good. It does. It smells like... It doesn't smell like sweat anymore because this house is burning up. Dude, this house is fucking... It's just this room. ...so hot, baddie.

You know what? It's because the low ceiling and the carpet. The low ceiling? Look at... Go in my room. Like, the ceilings are different heights. That room's got carpet, too. Yeah, but it's got a higher ceiling and there's a fan in there.

There's less cubic circumference. It should be way easier. Yeah, it should be... Cubic circumference. Volume, whatever. Yeah. Cubic... Circumference.

I have a GED, bro. I know! Cubic... Circumference. Circumference! Yeah. Hey Flo, can you do like the Sesame Street cubic but use this face

just slowly push it on my face you ever see oh that reminds me actually since talking about those outlines and Disney have you seen those where they do like the behind the scenes like you're watching the Disney Channel and they do it with no yes and you see what they actually drew like if they were actually fucking showing

what they were like a dick and shit No, it's just shitty like a shitty channel It's weird that's not the mouse with ears what I've been seeing that it's one of my favorite, but that's old that's older. They animate what it would have been Oh actually like with it Fantastic. Oh My god one more happy It's Memorial Day.

We can do another happy. Or we can't. Okay, I'm sorry. Two veterans are about to die on the drive home. Guess what? I live here. One veteran's about to die. Uma, you are my only hope.

Oh, the new Star Wars series. I haven't seen it. Don't. Don't. I haven't seen it. I watched the't don't see my first episode in half. Was it good? I was terrified watching the trailer that they were gonna fuck it up really bad. Like I was not heard a single bad thing. I I've heard some bad thing. There are parts that are annoying to me But I believe it's intentional. Mm-hmm. Like I'm supposed to be annoyed by them. Other than that, I feel hopeful.

What else came out? A new hope? What else came out? Obi-Wan came out. There was another big thing that just dropped. The last episode of Halo. Stranger Things. Oh, Stranger Things Season 4 fucking dropped.

Which, by the way, the villain in it is literally Vecna. The thing on my throat. I'm so fucking excited. Wait, I haven't seen that either. The trailer for Straighter Things Season 4 is unreal. I am such a fucking nerd. I have a boner. I'm wearing sweatpants. The fuck is that?

Eleven. Oh my god. How old is Eleven? But real quick, how old is she? She now looks like the chick from Yellowstone. What's her name? I don't know. 11. Oh, Millie something.

No. Millie Stranger. No, it is Millie. 11. Dude, like, Savannah was like, oh yeah, here, I'm looking. Her name is Jane Hopper. No, that's Elle. That's her actual name.

What's the actress's name? God damn it. This is that awkward break. Yeah, we're all on our fucking phones. We're like, Millie Bobby Brown. All you have to do is Google Stranger Things cast. Millie Bobby Brown. He's got a GED.

That's the name of this episode. G-E-D. Eli's GED. That's the name of the episode. Google stranger things cast Millie Bobby GED How do you spell GED B a D D B D D I E C a n e l s Addies can like yeah, that was Yeah I Canceled ED Not Shut the

No Like compared to What Cause We grew up Where she was A fucking child And then

What are you getting at right now I don't know Savannah was Savannah was watching a video And she's like Look She's 19 She's 19 or 20

Okay nevermind But it's always that like too young Yeah, I would like in your perspective deep conversations. You just can't tell anymore. That's like the biggest thing for me I was like who is that and says like you don't know who that is. It was like no fucking idea That was the old that's 11 on her was 11. Was it Drake that was hitting on her or some shit was another thing That sounds about right. I don't think he waited. I don't think he waited to 19 No, he didn't he was it was like she was like 17 or something and Drake was hit all her or some shit was not a thing that sounds about right. I don't think I don't think he waited to 19. No he didn't he was it was like she was like 17 or something And Drake was hit all over some shit really yeah, it was like a whole thing. Why just make sure her age is right

18 you're in Hollywood you're supposed to hit on the non-famous 16 year old Come on Drake Get your shit together All I'm gonna say is Stranger Things Season 4 Is all about Vecna Have you seen it yet? No I haven't because I haven't had a fucking minute I've been non-stop the last two weeks I literally have the hand and eye of Vecna in a case up there I have it tattooed on my throat

Vecna is my favorite villain from god damn D&D It's not the full season What do you mean it's not the full season? They're releasing two more episodes and towards like october or something shit you not so they actually broke up netflix actually broke up a segment for once i'm gonna shit and piss everywhere that's how bad it copes with stress i shit and piss everywhere we're doing a shot. Here we go. Yeah, right You can tell because you're shot yeah Memorial Day I shouldn't say yay Got Brandon

Tequila in the nose worse than fucking white claw on the nose But no like just it's always weird now at that age where people grow up and you're like oh they're fucking children and then bro you see them and you're like top gun i haven't watched it yet don't even start i do not want to see it okay i've heard it amazing amazing things we were just talking we can go this all of us go this week sure yeah yeah no i'm down i really want to see it in theaters i'm hearing unbelievably good things and on top of that everyone's being like tom cruz is aging yeah are the people we grew up watching are old now we're the old guys now i know shut the fuck up brandon you child how old are you 26 fuck you i'm to be fair it's i look at it as like not how long you've been playing the game but the percentage of progress

you've made so I'm I'm I'm pretty far along I can't wait we are so overdue for a death in the group man I know man I'm really we need to start like unironically start a death pool can we start a death pool I think we can't pull a death pool a dead pool yeah dead pool honestly straight up yeah who. Who has the GED now? Oh, fuck. Man, I have so many options like this. We have the same answer. I know, we do.

Are we talking about depression? Are we talking about overall physical health? Depression absolutely counts. Suicide counts? Yes. Yeah, yes. All right, we need some stipulations here. No.

Well, still yes, but. Yes. Then we can't say we didn't see it coming, which makes us real shitty friends. I'm going to get a big ass chalkboard and I'm going to put it right there. I'm going to write it. We've never seen it coming. It's on the Deadpool. He's got the highest score.

I'm sorry. I couldn't have seen this coming. Here's your 500 bucks fucker It's like did anyone know this? Batty lost another 25 pounds like Yo, I'm buying a chocolate one now. We need to get a 10% or a like a 10x 10x like a reward I guess if you get to guess how it happens. Oh Dude, there's a 10x. It 10x daddy in the dining room with the candy Batty

kitchen floor Barrett 50 count heart heart attack. No, it's gonna be it's gonna brain aneurysm. Okay, that's actually pretty likely something's wrong My body to this time. It's personal. I think it's gonna be like us coming to the house Wait me I'm saying me no yours would be that yours i would be like i would picture it much anymore because i i've a few times i've ridden around san antonio and bro it is i've been highways are fucking scary i mean the service roads scenic loop oh fuck that shit like driving out there like it's yeah scenic loop and there's there's uh there's that's one of the bike ones and then there's another one that's like up by like uh east or east of bernie that's like a really nice like it's a biker trail like stuff that people

like go out and do that that's nice yeah i would do i feel like i've already rolled the old dice on the bike right can we have well you just bought another one no i didn't buy it no you didn't buy it i literally i got the't buy it? I got the cash out. I was with Donut. We went to a new bank for me to open a new bank because I had to get the cash from Vermont.

What time of day was this? Early. It was like fucking 1 p.m., dude. He hadn't been drinking yet. No, we were sober. I'm like, I got the cash. 4 p.m., I'm like,

ah. Called the guy. He's like, yeah, we're good. Called him an hour later. Sorry, sold it, bro. I'm like, I'm like sitting here like, I have the,

but you told me to. What do I do with all this? I got my old bike. I got a Pokemon card. It goes to Dallas. I bought a gun. Thanks, Mason. Wait, what?

OK, so hold on. Betty, if you die here, I figure it will be like an aneurysm and we're just going to come here. Oh, it's going to be. No. But we're going to leave mashed. We're going to leave mashed. You don't say it. Yeah.

You know, I say it. This is America. We imply. Oh, you're right. Sorry. It's a joke. Flood. Bleep that out and put.

I want I want to hear like a really knowing a a computerized Siri like Betty doku. Yeah. Yeah, just say Sudoku I see the fucking like like the pictures from the crime scene. I'm like, ha, he did the fuck. The four and the seven. That's over ten. What are you doing, man? Bro.

He pussed out on the last bit. Like, I just can't. But if you have a brain aneurysm and we're coming from MASH, we're like, Batty's still asleep as fuck. We get here. Tell me you didn't cross your mind. And we find your corpse i need a verbal confirmation that we can put you in the seat for your last episode oh like the rapper the rapper in atlanta uncle and bernie is it where he's just like wait no what it was literally like i think it was a rapper out of atlanta where like for his wake they fucking basically taxidermied him and

put him up in a fucking chair like with some sunglasses on and they were like drinks in his cup like weekend at birdies is s at a club well we're not we're just taking baddies corpse we're not sliding into that chair tape it up it would be way better if it does just happen like frozen like it's still on the tile. He's just like, and this arm's up. I'm reaching for the phone to call for help. Oh that's horrible, like your body is in rigor mortis doing this. Oh stop it, don't, no.

I'm telling you, it's not gonna be a pistol, it's gonna be the.50 caliber, I'm gonna be towing that trigger. See? Okay, so it's just gonna be the upper portion of the body. That's what I'm telling you it's not gonna be a pistol. It's gonna be the 50 I'm gonna be towing that trigger Okay, so it's just gonna be the upper portion The bear so just can we use I can we're gonna go but oh we're gonna borrow one of the the dolls from Demolition Ranch just put the head back I just put a baby doll in the back, but use his mullet. This is a joke. I need to make this very,

very clear. I am happy. This is a joke, but we have verbal confirmation. Do whatever you got to do. Oh, thank God. I'm already.

That thumbnail is going to be so close. It's just going to be a zoom. What's the thumbnail? Is it Captain America or the, the green mile electric chair? Or is it, it's this. the Green Mile electric chair? No, it's just a zoomed in option. But you with your eyes like

I'm gonna physically roll one eye up and one eye down. I want you to look as stupid as possible for that last thump. This is possibly the darkest episode. Welcome to Memorial Day 22 push-ups every everyone Eli. What do you do? Give me my Explain

Give me the stapler Betty. I keep going back to normal Okay, I'm gonna hold it here brain and hit it Okay, I'm gonna hold it here brain and hit it Who's got the stapler puller There's the I do we have an eyepatch Yo, we're gonna death well, I'm putting a chalkboard right there and I'm gonna have every one of us on that bitch welcome to the video game podcast yeah 100 100 okay and we we all have to make an agreement that like we're not gonna pretend it's fucked up no we all have to pay out if we all have to pay up like well no that was a mistake that was a joke no it was not do we pay up at

the funeral yeah I mean you gotta you gotta do it at the funeral, right? Assuming we're coming to each other's funeral, but yeah. I mean, most of us will probably, but odds are it's gonna be a group event when somebody goes. That's the second. Honestly, yeah. Oh. Damn.

I've got a joke to tell you afterward. Oh, man. Oh, fuck. About somebody we know. Oh, fuck. Is it hot in here? That's the spicy humor today. Oh fuck.

I just finished the new Dritz book. I was telling him I finished the book. Are you irritated about it yet? Which part? Yes. I just said Dritz book. I know. That's it. He doesn't give a fuck about dritz

i know that's why i was like i know tell me i'm ready i love dnd i'll make you hold the swords you want to hold your swords while you talk about other fucking drow real quick i feel like we should just say this real quick video games no video we talked about titanfall we checked the box we're done come over here we talked for like talk come. We haven't talked about it. That's true. There's no we. No come of the podcast. We did.

No. At the very beginning, we talked about come shirts. We're good. That's true. Yeah. We checked the box. It was like a meta come reference. Video games.

Come. Come subscribe. Unsubscribe con. Dude, everyone is so stoked for. What was the TLDR on that? I didn't get to watch that episode. It is. Everyone wants to do fucking unsub con.

I guess I'm just not important enough to show whatever's on that phone. It is dates for potential dates for an unsub con because the event, we have event place. We need to like actually sit down. We need to take a day and actually, because he's planning for us. I know. I need to say I'm down we need to take a day and actually cause he's he's planning for us I need Sam I'm gonna have to bring him

yeah okay guys this is the guy who runs San Antonio Techport Arena this is the arena where we would do it we have actual dates we can make it happen it would just be like everyone coordinating and then fucking having two days where we just

get drunk. That's my job. Sorry. You're dedicating two days to getting drunk? That's just different. Why? You know what's really fucked up? I don't drink ever unless I'm with you assholes.

Or I'm out of town. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Baddie, what'd you do this weekend?

We got shit wrecked. I went out of town and dedicated two days to getting drunk. I had this gauntlet made of alcohol. It was like Thanos. What'd you do last weekend, Baddie? Where'd you go? I forget. I think it was like Thanos. What'd you do last weekend, Batty? Where'd you go? I forget. I think it was out of town.

Yeah, what'd you do on that weekend? Got really drunk. But it's only with us. How many of the guys were there with you, Batty? Either time. It's called gaslighting, Bat gaslighting we don't appreciate it you abusive dick did you just accuse me

of gaslighting Eli you accused me I mean Brandon was here was he gaslighting I saw everything Eli gaslights Batty into gaslighting. The circle of life. Which is the most toxic circle possible.

I cannot wait to start Death Pool. We're actually starting a Death Pool. Is that the name of this episode? Death Pool? The gang starts a Death Pool. A Deadpool. Is it a Deadpool or a Death Pool? Deadpool.

Deadpool is what they call it in Deadpool. We're a nerdy podcast. We can't call it the Deadpool. Why? what they call it in Deadpool. We're a nerdy podcast. We can't call it the Deadpool. Why? We gotta call it the Deathpool. It's a little different. Because people hear Deadpool now, they think Deadpool. Yeah.

Like, if we start a Deadpool, that means, you know, we started a movie. We can start a Battypool. Oh. So, are you just me dying? It's just me, right? Like, Batty in the kitchen with a 50 cal Baddie at Denny's cause of the heart attack

How often do you go to Denny's? Unrelated. One time this year. I've been once this year Alright I go 50 cal Isn't that new shorty shot gonna have though? That would do it. Is it the Serbu super shorty? No it's the Mossberg Comp cruiser same exact like the similar like yeah Just Mossberg made one. Oh

The fucking drought the good draw the good draw drist no The new books it there's a brand new like I am 18 books behind your 30 books behind I think probably I've read the first 40 there's 40 I've read the first six. I think there's 40 books. Yeah book books. There's like cool with words No pictures. No, there's 42. I think now Betty. I've literally read the first six. Oh, yeah You're way be I've done the first two trilogies because there are two standalone or is the first one for the four and three three We talk about three pages a piece or like what the five five thought yeah over more over Yeah, like book books your boy likes to read. Yeah, I don't read how how I Read it nice. So as always my good doesn't know the big words. He skips them. Yeah, like what big word mean boo koozie Koozie away everyone with the boo koozie sure holy shit, you know, but koozie right you were here on but koozie. I thought

The boo koozie were joking about Eli yo dumb yo girl. What's that? But koozie do we're trying to spell out words with multiple syllables? And just try to spell out because Cussy But cozy and it's just we're gonna have but cozy But what's the running joke in the shop right now is that you can take any noun and I see to it because he yeah I'm gonna fuck that a chaos II that a cozy a cozy Everyone was that busy. Oh god Everyone wants a but cozyoozie. I know

It's already getting done. It should be like this week to see is it gonna be just but koozie or is it gonna be? But koozie with the definition definition and then yeah, it's gonna well pronunciation So it's gonna say because and then underneath is but koozie And then it's gonna have used in a sentence Girl, what's that? But koozie do? Hey, oh girl. What's that because? Reminds me of this get you showed us last time. Can you use it in a sentence? Oh? Can you give me the country of origin no from the Greek and My god. Original pronunciation.

Oh, my God. It's going to be good. And then we got Long Beach Griffey. He's going to be on. Okay. When's that happening? Brandon's like. Fat electricians this month, right? Yeah.

He's at the beginning of the month. June. Fat electrician. And then we have. You shit on the dish, guy. I saw that recently. Bro. I saw this thing.

I'm like. His videos are the funniest three minutes of your life I I will stay I will die on that hill that man knows how to fucking make a run-on sentence Okay, I didn't notice it now. I didn't notice it until you said it, but yeah No, I enjoy stuff like I like so his video breakdowns I'm just like a little butthurt because of the dishka video cuz I just fucking my dishka Your disco is really nice. Oh, thank you Come touch your disco. You could touch touch my dishka anytime nice. Well, like actually can I come by the shop tomorrow?

Yeah, I want to touch your disco and maybe touch my a can I need a small a we both forgot about Branding can I've got I've got people who actually work for me that know what they're doing Brandon Can I buy a small a k off you what's small like a shorty small? You want a Draco? Yeah, but like we do we want five four five Brandon? What would you imagine a five four five? Let's just calm down Brandon you the kids for those I couldn't even imagine. I just bought a crank kit About you know five, six days ago. How many cranks do you own?

Crank, like, actually two proper cranks? Yes. One. Really? Just the one? My second kit. The fully BBU. Yeah, like the full SBR, Volato, everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. 545. Holy shit. I assumed it was more. This one, I bought the kit alone for, like, three grand. It's bad. Like, the 545 kits are fucking ridiculous.

I'll trade you a how many fns did you get today eli today thing okay in the last week three and i also love that fn's idea of a dmr is an 18 inch air 15 i know i mean to be fair that's the same as the armies so yeah i mean they they were like issuing 20 inch but dRs for the Army when I was in were M16s with a fucking ACOG. Yeah. Yeah, it was 20 inch. Yeah, they sold the Tri-Glide cars. No, they were 18s.

They were 18s. No shit. Yeah. We got FN at least is like, we'll do the nickel plate. Was it nickel bore? Nickel bore on. Nickel bore on, yeah. Yeah.

The barrels. And then they do the Geissele stage twos. But it's like the barrels are the only thing people like you know about dude those barrels FM barrels That's one thing they're no for maybe it's just me like I think designated marksman rifle. I think like Higher like full-power cartridge like three away. We switched to that so during my deployment It was midway through we went to the m14 state EBR EBRs. That's wild. See, that's wild for you. Because... Because we all had, as he's saying, fucking M4s. And then they were like, hey, you guys are getting EBRs.

When I went and shot the National Sniper... I thought that was fun. When I went and shot the National Sniper, there was one team that brought EBRs. Oh, really? Because that's what their unit gave them. That's what we got halfway through What imagine I'm gonna shoot a national sniper cop without a bolt gun. Oh

That what the fuck a unit brought that they gave that they had their EBRs. That's what they had So we got a poor boys. Yeah, did not compete for long long range No, cuz like we carried him it was carry your EBR or carry a fucking 50 Cal or an M4 on mission. So we never carried the 50 Cal anywhere. The Barrett? No, fuck no. Yeah, the Barrett. The 50 Cal.

We never would take that because it's just a hefty fucking cunt. And there's no real... 29 pounds of fuck you without ammo. And there's no real comfortable way to carry it. Like the carry handle helps. No, no. You split it in half. Two people carry it.

Literally, it's a two. It's a two-person carry. Oh, that's that's smarter. Yeah, no So we all know how do you how do you have a two-person carry and not like accidentally drop the guts in the dirt? There's a pin that holds the bullet Separate of them at this point. I should know that you really should yeah, it's a two-person carry hundred percent One takes a lower and you just pin the bullet in shit gets fucking wild you drop it pull the pin takes the upper one person takes the lower and you just pin the uh bolt in shit gets fucking wild you just drop it pull the pin slap the upper on put the pins back in good to go but no one carries it out most of the time on fucking you have your ebr or your m4s we carry those and then we had the m4s the acogs fucking pin steel all day but then you run into

other issues and then we're like oh and then they were like we'll try the EBRs out got it for optics on your EBRs I'm still a Really like the 308 a cogs over the five five six ones though. Oh, yeah Are they for therefore they're not like a three five right there for except there for X right there not a three point five I think they do both No, they don't do they not that would be one it'd be shit because it's not yeah the difference I have.5. I think they do both. No, they don't. Do they not? That would be one. It'd be, because it's not a 3.5.

Yeah, the difference is, I have a 3.5, I think. The shorty one? Your regular ACOGs are 3.5s, but the ones that are like, bigger. The beefy dudes. Yeah, they're,

maybe that is what it is. It's the same thing with like your L-cans. Because I know they adjust the reticle depending on what caliber it's for. Yes, that's why. And that's where you get, the thing with elk hands and a cogs

They have ones that are meant for like a BDC a bullet drop on center for your 308 or your 506 or So that's why you usually see like your Forex's versus your three fives I know I've got like eight cogs of both scars because a car together like pleasing carrots It's either an elk and a rene call on a scar that's it if you got a fucking lvpo you're wrong i just don't like the eye relief on the 556 one really oh god it's just right here yeah you gotta be right here literally on top of it i'm not a fan feel it now fucking no i was almost putting that fucking uh your optic here was a 3x18 that's on your uh that's a that's a 5x25

5x25 so that's on my mint i love my i love my mini is the same on your few don't you have a i don't have a one by six do i have a mark six on your minis you have a mark five on your your oh yeah your mini fix my mini fix is exact same as baddie's full cute i just have a bigger can you have the i have the trash banner the full Can you have the Trash banner the trash man. I have the Thunder chicken. Yeah, the Thunder chicken, which is like one inch for your cock Yeah, it's a little longer. That's it. Do I love that gun though? The cuz I was telling him we just finished the 300 the Q sugar weasel Yeah, just finished putting all the lights and everything on that guy finishing out. I was like

It's so quiet though when you shoot that thing with subsonic stupid Fucking puce don't wanna make a skit with you right where we hand each other guns back and forth with the mini Mosin one We got to do we have well, that's fucking perfect because the optics is already I have everything mini Mosin Yeah, Matt demo Matt's got a mini Mosin. Oh One admission. I wasn't sure if you bought it. I'm like oh you know I want to just it's just expensive than a regular motion dude like I just want you like to hand me a mic I'll have him hold my mozen he'll hand me that oh yeah you told me about that one and I have the the mini fix in my head I had him he's got the

full size I'm like I toss it to you because it was bad at catching you like yeah You toss it to me. I'm like cool. Thank you when you share guns with a friend. Yeah, exactly Fucking stupid its goal is comedy gold Back to the drow shit because we keep getting diverted Books fucking the good drought community The drought community Do you remember the one episode we all just sat around And tried to like deep throat the mic I've never done that

We have it on camera I was the only one that didn't No don't it was Can I Jamie Fluck real quick Fluck pull that shit up Pull it up please Fluck try to find it I guarantee you can't. Timestamp it for anyone below.

In the comments section, fucking try to find a timestamp. That is going to be shot the fuck down real quick. Donut's the one that tried. No, Donut couldn't cause his teeth. I was like, I'm never going to do that. You literally, you were drunk with us. I'm always drunk. I'm not the one that doesn't get drunk, and I'm like, do it right now.

I've done that. I've done that. I'm like, guys, watch this magic trick. He's done that do it. I mean I'm gonna guys watch this magic trick you like do it That's the secret cap. I'm always true These guys have this as their excuse to deep throw black shit I know you are. Graham Pappy's rolling over in his grave, but damn it, I can do it. Honestly, wasted talent. Wasted talent, no gag reflex. That should have been the name of the podcast, Wasted Talent.

Oh, my God. Damn it. I am starting a new podcast tomorrow. I would right now. Go home and just. Wasted talent, seriously. Damn it. We'll just start.

Cut that out. That was really good. Don't cut it out, Fluck. I mean, Undescribable is taken. Damn it. We'll just start cutting that out. That was really good. Don't cut it out, Fluck. Unsubscribe was taken. Was it? We passed them. Unsubscribe was taken. Oh, yes. They had like 10 listeners.

Unsubscribe? What is this? Unsubscribe podcast? Are we unsubscribe or unsubscribe podcast? Unsubscribe. Are we? yeah oh we just took their because we pat there's no rule about like sharing names yeah theirs i believe was unsubscribed podcast i was just like racking my brain i'm like are you guys spelled retarded or like what like no probably just gone instead of the eye like kind of i mean i think ours is still unsubscribed Podcast, but theirs, it was the same

name, but we're just We passed them. We've consumed them. We're just raw. God damn it! We had such a good name! That one's wasted talent. I bet that's taken.

Maybe. I mean, if it's not, it will be next week. If only we had a brick in front of us that had access to the internet. To show us if that was possible. That's really good. We could start a second podcast. We probably should. We can barely run one. Let's add two to that plate.

That's a bad idea. Wasted talent is actually. Oh, here you go. You do the unsubscribed podcast andasted talent is actually... Oh, here you go. You do the unsubscribed podcast and wasted talent is like two drinks intermission. And then you do another podcast after. Wasted talent is just us literally wasted. Literally, yes. Alcoholism.

I think I've realized now why, even though people say Cody doesn't say a lot on the podcast, he's here as like the glue that keeps us together. Because without him, we've completely lost our shit. Yeah. This is to Cody. This was to Cody. To Cody. To Bonapopperator.

The first one on that death pull. I'm going to pour this one out in my mouth. Fuck. Is that even me? Maybe take more shots. Ha! Oh, but before I take this, there's actually like a good drow community. Like, no, no, no. Do you?

Yeah. Attempt three to talk about this. I know. Do you know? Yes. The people above the north. When was that discussed in fucking D&D? Sorry, Brandon.

I know Brandon's in fucking. Baldur's Gate things. No, this is above above. This is above Icewind Dells. It's in fucking those gay things no this is above above this is above icewindels it's in the mountains right no past in the moving ice it's past the moving ice this is where there's no no i know i know i know about this because i read it somewhere because occasionally what happens are elves is what they're called what happens is occasionally i get drunk and i will open up dnd lore and i'll just do they live with orcs and oh there's oh they're short humans and they're all like peaceful halflings no they're

just short humans i know they're like a peaceful community we don't brandon's like what the fuck like and do jar axle and all the crew that's what i think this whole new this whole new trilogy. I believe right or something There's a whole new like series within so obviously the already massive drist Series is because you're sitting on with your axle within dritz right like Drexel's like full-on There's whole everything about him right jar. This is jar axle category and then two other individuals I won't if case people here, I'll whisper it to you. I remember that part. I remember the second part.

Dude, they're all fucking chilling. It is like one of the coolest fucking stories because they're all like doing their thing. And Dritz is down training with Master Cain. The fucking, the grand Master Cain. I love that part. Dude, I've read the spoilers about this. I now understand how other people feel. Donut.

We took gun shit. It's like, is it a 4x32? What's the twist on that barrel? I thought barrels were straight. I don't want no curve barrel. I don't know where that joke is. Just take your you piece of shit but that's done dude that's fucking yo cost me this fucks dude it's the best i would say this the only tequila i've liked more is lala i'll have to try it because that's the only tequila i've liked la lo it's like a local fucking nobody tequila

Bra it fucks. I literally was at a tequila store buying some regular as boring tequila And they're like who's on sale you should try I'm like dude same with towns vodka That was walking. Oh yes, because that's another local yeah, like yeah, and it's cheaper than Tito's and tastes a little better I think tastes better absolutely try all of these Lalo is very very good Like I've just drank the only thing in the only other other tequila i've just been able to drink from the bottle thanks matt is lalo and casamigos who casamigos this is the one is that what we take matt like that's what we were just drinking from the bot like it was like it's water oh maddie b yeah yeah yeah he has that effect on people Yeah Oops He gets back today And it's gonna happen

The exact same thing But hey what's up buddy Let's fucking play Warzone And drink He's not gonna play Warzone But he'll drink He's gonna play Warzone Is he feeling Warzone

Oh Matt Does he wanna get back Into Call of Duty And Godzilla And Kong We don't play that We do the other shit Warzone

Yeah we do Warzone He's still Kong and Godzilla You don't have That's a separate. Why wouldn't you do that? The only thing that's ever made me want to play Warzone is seeing Godzilla and Kong on the map.

That is the only thing. I thought it was kind of cool too, but then I looked at that trailer and I thought, wow, this is literally what it's like to watch someone jump the shark in real time. I mean, that literally explains it to you. That is a time that's i mean that literally explains it to you that is a game that's watching how they treat weapon platforms in that game is like the most irritating thing it's like

you can't you can't pretend they're real stop it the nine mil it's like all the submachine guns are nine millimeters other than the ak545 crank which is not a submachine gun no but it does the same damage as a nine mil and you're like you gotta stop it that's why you don't do it you can't think of them like normal guns cause they're not anymore no all the guns have different damage this is really weird sitting in Donut's chair is it? I'm in the middle

how does that feel? does that feel powerful? not powerful but strange we have our main host our guest. I like that. I'm like, well, you know, since Batty isn't here, I'm going to fill in for Batty. And since Donut isn't here, Batty's going to fill in for Donut.

Yeah, he'll be our guest today. We just keep fucking that. And we'll do one more gaming thing just because I. One more gaming thing. One more gaming thing. What's your engagement question? We already did that. I feel like- didn't we do that? Did we? Did we? Fucking post in the timeline of what episode I said.

Put something interesting in the comments below that we care about. Yeah. Oh! Here we go. If you have a fucking- well we'll do two things. No. No we won't. Whatever Baddie said, if you had a date that was hot and that's gonna have to- These are gamers. They haven't had a date that was hot and that's gonna have to these are gamers they haven't had

that's why I stopped right there I was like well there's zero comments in the thread who's been on a date two comments I'm gonna hear oof and I wish Alex I'll take oof for 500 man this is the most

pancreatic cancer it finally got him right Alex I'll take oof for 500 Man this is the most I Alex Trebek has cancer right like he got it finally got him right Yeah, finally like you've been waiting on it. Well. I mean like he had he's like I'm tough and I'm power and through this But then he he didn't That's you know that story more. Yeah, glad you brought this up on Memorial Day Memorial Day On Memorial Day. Memorial Day. Jeopardy. Horror went out. I'll be back. On Memorial Day. Jesus fucking Christ, guys. Fluck's just editing.

Fluck's going to be like. Just exhaling. The edit turns out like shit because Fluck has to drink with us. He's like, Jesus fucking Christ, guys. Sorry, Fluck. We need to do an episode with a drinking game. No, we don't. Why? They have to drink, though. with a drinking game. No, we don't. Why?

They have to drink, though. It won't end. No, no, the audience has to. Yeah, it won't end. We can try. Liability is one reason not to do that. Can we do a warning at the beginning? Warning.

Remember when we were going to add a warning? Do you remember the conversation we had? It was like episode eight of the podcast. Oh, yeah. Donut, Eli, and me all had a conversation about do we have to add a i ironically think that that is a good idea just because people will be more interested we're like should we add a warning in the first like 10 seconds of the podcast just the first like like a second yeah one second two second thing like warning the

following you know includes severe language sexual, like severe, like extreme nudity. Oh, yeah. If you actually fuck, here we go. Ready? We'll add this after baddies subscribe part. You have your segment that's always at the beginning. Oh, the the the make sure you follow us on all the platforms. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We just follow that with this where it's just like, I welcome themubscribe this is the warning a lot of things are going to happen you have to be a reasonable adult and never do this things that include whatever the things you fluck for this part sexual violence batty give one anal that is what i said yeah sodomy drinking excessively but uh fluck for this part just times it by a hundred so no one knows what we're saying this is why we don't do a drinking episode thank you because the problem with the drinking episode of unsubscribe is we'll drink too this is the best no it's not that brandon fucking thought that was a epiphany if i've ever seen one capitalizing on the joke we were just talking about earlier how fucked up it is to have like six seven beers and we've all had two drinks plus three shots of tequila in the very

beginning of the podcast we're like who the fuck would ever do that? Who could ever stomach that much vodka and tequila with these giant shot glasses? They're shooters. They're doubles. Everybody doesn't know. Whenever we do shots on the podcast, they're never singles. They're shooters. I need that. Brandon thinks this is normal.

It's not normal. Brandon's like, that's an egg shot. That's like when I said we're going to do halfies. It's a normal shot. We're just doing fucking cups. Cup of vodka, the old expectations treatment. Bro, there was a fucking breakfast place we just went to two days ago. Where?

Just, just right or something like that. It has fucking like the best. Yeah, their drinks weren't the best. But their fucking breakfast food. Holy shit. It was the first place It was like we gotta get the guys going here and we have to befriend add a cup of vodka to the menu Honestly a couple lawyers will fucking love it. Yeah Guys you added a first drink of that whatever bar we open it cup of vodka They're like i'll take that

what are you doing this funny name and we just serve a cup of vodka they're like or you just show your id and you just like the first thing you get is a cup of vodka you can't have a beer you can't have anything to drink a cup of vodka you gotta finish your dinner before you get dessert thank you a cup of vodka but the breakfast place is really good give this a uh what is that put a Thank you Give this a what does that put a one in the comments if you think this is the worst episode of unsubscribe ever no That's the creator curse though like anything that you put your heart and soul into you think is gonna do really well This is one of my top Top three episodes Oh hands down I loved it That's the creator curse though Like anything that you put your heart and soul into That you think is gonna do really well

Is gonna fucking tag It's wild It makes no sense It's like a law at this point Like tell me I'm wrong Like anything you think is gonna do really fucking well And not because I'm lazy and scared But

The other reason I'm trying to think There's a handful of pieces There's like three where I was like Are you good? Are you over here, buddy? Death pool? That's the episode right death pool. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say Deadpool. It's more clickbait. No, nobody's Deadpool Yeah, no one types in Deadpool Batty by a whiteboard call us I

Just picture batty writes it out and it just fucking Batty we even get a bet Be like pin the tail on the donkey is just like one name up there batty and he's got a thing like That are you okay? Oh he made a mess guys. I'm great. I promise YouTube. It's okay Batty when was the last you went on I was actually I'm overdue just remember that he does the emo nights. He's okay though Brandon when was your last emo night mine was never Mine was at least have you guys never been to an email? Mine was never. Mine was at least...

Have you guys never been to an emo night? Never. I've never done that. If you wonder why Batty's gonna win this... What? No, it's just a shot, bro. Let me tell you. I know you guys are fucking shit, but going to Dallas and going to the shot topic,

hot topic emo night bar Emo music is way better than emo people. Thank you Like I remember like like a study hall when I was in special boy. GED. He was. But just like the emo checks, I'd be listening to the Killers, and I'm like, oh, the Killers, whatever. And now I'm like, oh, the fucking Killers, bro. It's like, the used? Okay. Music.

I don't get it at all. Thank you for watching Unsubscribe Podcast. Today, as always, we have Eli double tap There's no don't an operator this feels weird, but we have Brandon Herrera the AK guy here I'll be here forever next 10 episodes And our special guest baddie where can the people find you at baddie streams everywhere except for twitch, but it's just bad It's just bad Thank you guys for watching

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