Unsubscribe Podcast - 57 - Try Not to Laugh ft. The Fat Electrician

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep57 - Try Not to Laugh ft. The Fat Electrician HONESTLY...I have no idea even what to say here. This is some of the most random and off the rail madness we've had yet. @The Fat Electrician showed up to make it even worse. The man is a walking dad joke. TRY NOT TO LAUGH. GO CHECK OUT THE FAT ELECTRICIAN https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_T3Zsw2257Ke-g3F20ZCRA https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/the-fat-electrician https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician/ OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Operation Donut @Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Are we not doing a shot today? I don't want one. A vodka or a shot? Do you want me to do a shot? No, I don't want a shot right now. I feel like everybody should chug a bush light. Wait, we're just going to start with chugging a bush light? We got fucking donuts, not even wanting to do a shot.

I'll do a shot. Dude, is fucking the Deadpool. Is everything okay? Donuts, I told you donuts are't it's gonna be the first. I'm doing like good at home and shit now. Oh, you're not drinking? Wait, is alcohol the problem? I'm not drinking.

Yes, I'm drinking. I'm just like. Before we start, are there any lines I can't cross? No. No. Don't say the N word. Well. That's my job.

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Russian standard. Oh. That is probably the standard, unfortunately. Oh, it's so bad. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Batty Streams, Eli DoubleFab, and Fat Electrician.

The Fat Electrician. A new friend of ours. Who Batty suggested first. I just met him. If this podcast sucks, this is my fault. So I really need you to not bomb, okay? Creates a partial vacuum. Don't use such strong language.

Thank you. He's really smart. He's got a heart he's the history, but don't confuse a thesaurus with intelligence He also hates anime, so we'll start that off strong. I like anime. It's okay. He knew Dragon Ball Z and Avatar and Avatar. What else do you want me to know? Pickle who fucks a cyborg? Krillin homie! Thele who fucks a cyborg? Krillin, homie! The pickle who fucks a cyborg! The pickle who fucks a cyborg.

Look, there's two rules in anime. Don't sell cabbages in Ba Sing Se. And Krillin's banging a robot. What else do you want me to know? That's all the animat- that's all the knowledge is. Heaven's gonna let you in. Old St. Pete's gonna be fine. He's like, wait, wait. What are the rules? You're good. You're on it. Next.

It's gonna be the other heaven we talked about. Oh, St. Pete. No. No. Oh, it's old Pete. No. We do not talk about that heaven on this podcast. We'll never discuss.

That is the line. If that tells you how fucked up that skit is is we won't even We'll tell you about this unsubscribe after dark God yeah Well, if you head over to our patreon and subscribe, oh, I should Have a patreon why we do technically I seven finished it. We have a big account now, so I can actually set that up Oh shit, I think account for you It is not been a year okay it's been six months seven months because we did it november right november december how long ago did the demo episode happen

december november it was november december but i started the patreon way back at your house when did you move here november so november because he just is your first guest when you so for seven months we could have done a paycheck. I remember us doing the bank account and then we just left it there for a while and did our own thing and then we looked at it one day and we're like oh we can pay for people's plane tickets to come

hang out with us. That's how I got here. Yeah. The second person we've flown out? Two? Three? Two or three? Who was two? Oh um Yeah, the second the second person we pull now Yeah, 32 or 32 who's to oh Who Nico Ortiz used yeah, can you figure your mouth smells like it? Amber crumb you American Eagle it's one of the two pants you can one of them. Whatever. It's the pants. You can tell. It smells like it made fun of me in high school.

That was going to be a good episode. That was going to be good. I didn't even write anything down. I was like, you know what? I don't need anything. I don't know shit about you, which is how I wanted to go into this. What's your name? Good.

My name's Nick. There we go. Good. Step one. Done. So people just call you the fat electrician the whole time. Or they can just call you the fat electrician the whole time, I guess. That's weird. There's a lot of syllables in that.

Yeah, that's a lot of words. Question two. Least favorite race. Marathons? I'm not a fan of NASCAR, but that talent day will really be bugging me. You know where marathons came from, right? No. Do you know? Why do you know this?

In Rome. In Greek. Okay, I was right. I was like, okay. In Rome, some fucking dude dropped dead after running 26.2 miles. So then they're like, okay, let's just flex on this guy forever and run fucking marathons to prove we can't die. Was his name Marathon?

I don't know. I hope so. He was running two marathon. No, he was marathon? I don't know. I hope so To marathon no, he was just running and he ran 26 Die was going right Bad okay. Wait, how did you know he was running to a city named marathon? It was so he was it was something to do with like fucking war and they was he had to tell him about it and he Died or when he got there and that was the distance from point A to point B. You probably run No, I think I'm surprised bad. He knew this piece of lore. I mean, I'm probably wrong the comments will Hate it, but

That he surprised me today. I mean I might I could have just made that up Eli. I don't know You sounded very you pulled your phone out You ever realize you don't know how to spell marathon Matty hit M. He was like, I can't even Google it. He didn't want to hit the speaker. He was like, marathon. You hit M, all those porn searches start coming up. You're like, I need to put... No, no, I'm looking the fuck up. No, no. History.

Here comes the legend of Philopidides. I don't want to say that. The Greek messenger of the legend states that he was taking part in the battle of Marathon He wouldn't he witnessed the Persian vessel changing its course towards Athens as the battle was nearing Near a victory victorious and for the Greek army and her this is an attempted defeat So he had to run all the way back to the Greek capital and claim it false victory, so he braced them he ran there Dude, it was the battle of Marathon. He wasn't running to marathon so I had Why is he called the great messenger

Because he ran 26 miles. It's so good. It's never not gonna be good. Good job, you're a fucking history buff now. Guys, go over to batty stream Can't wait till I drown there on white cloth Like zero degrees None There is no water in the air and it is warm. It is a hundred eight degrees in Texas right now Hmm, there's like 50 degrees when I got on a plane in Minneapolis

It's like fucking 80 degrees in this house this plane landed and I shit you not fog started coming out of the vents to Wayne I was like oh fuck She had a coat and jacket you're like no dude I walk around in shorts and a tank top and 50 degree weather and then I come here It's like I'm not built for this. Yeah You get used to it. It's not okay. Either you die so Those are your options. I mean I do hate Minnesota. God you got some big ass shades. You like those? Yeah, this is like what old people wear. Yeah

It's like you know what are those the grandma commercials? It's like, you know, one of those grandma commercials? It's like pit vipers but without the sponsorship. Yeah, exactly. My cataracts is great. Why are you being Eli? What? Are you being mean? No, just the glasses.

Eli, are you being mean? Yeah, you keep the anger over here. You keep the anger over here, not the guests. You keep it on me. No, it's okay. I like it. A little rough. See?

Oh, no. Next time you touch my shoulder, you better fucking squeeze up. I got you, sweet pea. Do I call you sweet pea? You can. Okay. I want you. You know what my favorite N-word is? Nick.

Ooh. You ever had a hand job? What? You ever had a hand job? Yeah. You want a hand job? What? You ever had a hand job? Yeah. You want a hand career? Very strong. I like him more and more.

This is like, I'm like, this might be my favorite guy. I'm just getting more excited hanging out with him. I'm like, yay! He's a piece of shit, too. Okay, make fun of Batty. Go. Go, I want to see it. One of us.

One of us. I was like, how bad do you want to fly home, bro? I already got the tickets. That's really how bad do I want to call back. Goddamn. So Batty is the one that found you or did you find baddie and then i like your tiktoks thank you that was before i got banned it was before the dark times hey i got banned too don't worry about it yeah you got temporarily you just got your lives taken away they removed my account from the platform you You were also on CNN. Yeah.

I was on CNN for TikTok because I was ruining America's youth with my content. Good. It was just me with a minigun going, ah! That was it. You know how many people message me and be like, me and my seven-year-old child love your videos. And I'm like, you should not be watching this. Maybe. Cool. your videos and i'm like you should not be watching that yeah maybe cool no i got sent your sniper and scout fucking videos about 800 times i hear that from a lot of people yeah so

what do we got going on here what is this and no you got pretty good content it's pretty funny it's pretty fucking funny baddie vouch for you mean, that doesn't mean much. Believe me. The bar is low. Bill Nye the science grunt. It's funny because in the sniper video, I specifically say snipers usually don't wear glasses. Just like Amish people aren't electricians. But here we fucking are.

It's not weird at all. I had a guy argue with me on the internet for days stating there was no way I could have ever been a sniper because I had glasses. That was like his, your eyes aren't perfect, no way you can shoot, bro. There's like math, homie. Like glasses and contacts exist, man. You're like, what are you? Smart people have glasses. Definitely not true as well.

Cody's being as quiet as possible possible I'm kind of starting to think You might be a cop I was about to say something I'm being fucking quiet again He's not drinking but he's happy I was almost going to say something But then Eli had to fucking call me out Make fun of Batty more

I'm starting to think you might be a mime I don't like mimes at all Make fun of Batty more. Okay, done. I'm starting to think you might be a mime. Cody, shut your- I don't like mimes at all. Why don't you like mimes? Because it's like an actor that doesn't talk. It's like a clown with no fucking props. Okay? Charlie Chaplin?

Would we be talking about LeBron James and Jordan if they played basketball with no fucking hoops? No. Then why are we talking about mimes? It pisses me off. Charlie Chaplin. Who? He couldn't though. Silent films! They didn't have sound then. You've never heard his speech? His Hitler speech? Yeah, that was one of his... The great dictator. Who? Charlie Chaplin. Like a phallic yam? Do you not know who

Charlie Chaplin is? Yeah. Penis potatoes? Cock starch? What are we talking about? Charlie Jack taters. Yeah penis potatoes cock starch Bogging down your CPU trying to compute I am you're trying to get at. It's a dick tater! Oh, pussy flaps. Dude, this is fucking Eli. I'm gonna make Eli cry in this episode. This is gonna happen.

I just... This is Danny Worsnop on Letterkinny. Oh my god, it is. Danny! Look, I this is Danny Worsnop on Letterkenny. Oh my god it is Danny look I need Danny Worsnop Fluck fluck he's like like Eugene Flucky Commander the USS Barb It's named after a Barbus which is a fish also I just ruined and used all my good job Do we have to refilm this whole thing cuz Eli's had fucking barbecue sauce on a shirt this whole time I just- I got third graded! I got third graded!

What the fuck? You went from my favorite guest to my least favorite in a matter of a flip! Holy fuck! That is crying! I don't know if you're crying or sweating out of your eyes in this hot ass fucking house. Dude, this house is fucking miserable. Oh my god. Shout out to all the HVAC technicians in the comments. Sweating out of your eyes Usually I drink beer for fun. I'm drinking beer to stay cool right now. This is bullshit Your shower with no fucking curtain? You psychopath! I took a piss in your shower!

Shit on bed! Shit on bed! You guys ever fly across a country to meet fucking four strangers and you go in the bathroom and there's no fucking shower curtain and you're like, oh, I'm getting fucking murdered. This is a bathtub of ice I'm gonna wake up and later with no fucking kidney perfect No curtains is a bad

Big I broke baddie Us as Barb named after a fish the Barbas Why would we know that cuz this is the most decorated submarine of all time what the fuck did you do in the army? I was I was a medic in the National Guard You can all, high five up top. Did you deploy? Fuck no. You can all three high five on that one. Hey! Hey! We're not heroes. You guys are the lamest superhero club you like. And

one at a time, guys. One at a time. Cycle around. There we go. Speaking of superheroes. Oh yeah, we'll get that one out of the way fast. He was super stoked. Oh, very excited. We never had a guest come on.

He was like, superhero powers at lunchtime. We've never had a guest actually listen to our podcast before. I know. Have you? In my defense, I only started after you invited me. That's still more effort than most put in. You're like, oh, God, I'm going to be on this. It was a long flight.

You listened to it just here. You're like, I got. I'm gonna be on this. It was a long flight You listen to it just here. I got a gist of it. I've seen Goldberg do a lot of shit in my childhood I've never seen him that uncomfortable We made a professional wrestling actor uncomfortable This is such a funny lead up to it too. Cause it's like all our stupid YouTube friends. It was like Goldberg. What's up man? Baddies like Goldberg's in my house.

I struggled with that for like three days after I was like, who's in my house? Fucking hide the ladder. Sniff the chair. Hide the ladder. No folding chairs. Please. Flashbacks.

Oh, God damn it. Superpowers. You already know the offenders. I thought you said the defenders. No. Oh, good. God, you did not watch a single episode. Did anyone else try out? The thing about the offenders is you don't even want to be in the offenders yeah

you just end up here nobody else it's like jail or it's like the suicide squad i don't want to be some punk bitch like the martian manhunter like what do you do i fucking walk through walls and that's it you fly i fucking who cares that's what planes are for so everyone knows how this works. You obviously know because you were so fucking stoked about this. Oh, God. You had two. Usually we give the negative part of the superpower.

Did you come in with both? I like how you've come. Kind of. I narrowed it down to two on my flight. So I'm going X-Men theme for both. And the only offender powers I know is he has to use racial slurs to fly. Who is it that has... It's angry cops that can be invisible the faster he jerks off.

Yes. And you have super strength, but you ejaculate every time you do it, right? Yeah. So I've narrowed it down to like, like come or not. I don't know how it's going to work. I just like the name, like juggernaut from the X-Men. So like if you eat, come, you're like, you don't, you can't die. No, I was going like my ejaculation has so much force that it can't be stopped for like

six feet. It's just an unstoppable force. You are the worst superhero we've ever had. That's the worst one. Watch out if you're in six foot radius of me, I'll fucking kick you in the house. I can run anywhere. He can come

in six foot. My next superpower because I listened to them talk about ejaculating the whole time and i was like the fact that nobody's brought up post nut clarity is absurd so i want to be post nut clarity man where i have you know my normal three minutes of post nut clarity but i'm like professor x for that three fucking minutes and the downside the downside is that i i can't come back to back really fast i'm like a normal person so i'm gonna have to have like a utility belt with like some little orange juices and some B vitamins

So I can get back in the game Viagra fuckin ready to go Viagra I don't know because he's not even gonna be able to come again. You're right. He's just gonna be hard. Yeah, it's just being hard I'm trying to think of a downside Okay, I'm sorry my Lights here fucking together you're from Iowa. This is your water

I'm originally from California just grew up in Iowa It's all making more sense now. Now I'm trying to think. Okay. So I love the superpower. See, it would have been I can read minds or anything like that. You have Xavier type powers where you can control or read minds. Super smart. We haven't had a super smart guy yet.

I swear we had somebody that kind of. No, I gave. Leon could use telepathic powers but and then his no matter what yeah that was his downside so leon's was he's like i can read minds and do telepath shit i was like okay your only downside is no matter your spouses they can read your mind at any given time spouses well if he gets a divorce you know like yeah the next one i got friends with multiple spouses it's fine it works out sometimes it doesn't you know but yours is it's all good opposite where you're just you're like i come but uh you already gave your fucking second year man i like super smart he's smart i know post no clarity and he already

gave his downside i'm just trying to think of what scenarios I would suck in Maybe he just struggles to get hard. He's got a right to help I can I can only get hard on my wife's there and she has no superpowers at all It's just me trying to keep her alive for the whole fucking fight. I just like he has easy just struggles with getting You guys want me in the fight we all have to listen to my wife asked me. Why'd you hit him there? Why did you throw that car at him? That was a nice one, Patty? Throw the piece of shit Prius Adam instead Are we in the right spot? I'm hot. I'm cold now.

What are we eating for dinner? I don't want that. Did you remember to tell my brother happy birthday? No! It's just your wife. She's complaining this dinner. Oh no. I'm trying to fight Decepticons here, give me a minute.

Literally a minute. Why do you call them Decepticons? Oh my god, oh shit, what? I didn't change the laundry over before we left. I don't fucking care! Oh god. That one's about to be super smart! You're about there, you're like, yes, yes, do you love me?

Damn it. Can we just go over some of the stupid fucking questions my wife is asking? You're about there, you're like, yes, yes Do you love me? Can we just go over some of the stupid fucking questions my wife is asking? She's never going to watch this podcast I mean, he'll show her He's going to show her this segment You're like, babe, go to 23, 24, 55 It's a real good segment And our great commenter's going to be like 23, 24, 55. It's a real good segment. And our great commenters are going to be like,

timestamp, Nick's wife. If me and your mom switch bodies, which one would you be with? Your wife asked you this? She does that shit for fun. There's no right answer. Oh, this is like some would you love me if I was a worm bullshit. Yeah.

Like, hey, would you love me if I was a completely different person and I look different. Yeah, would you love me if I was a shark? No, that's a fucking retarded question scare me That's why I live in Iowa Just look I'm not a big fan of water at all My girl question I Hate the question of would you. There it is. Everybody is watching and listening. In the comments below, what's the stupidest fucking question your spouse has asked you or your significant other?

Actually, dude, would you rather. The would you rather questions? Because remember, were you there for a fucking Finn's question? No. Would you rather have a take a take pee-pee in the butt or... You can't say dick? A dick in the butt or a pee-pee. That's what I call them, pee-pees.

Or a gorilla's finger. Which one? It could be a porn star dick. You just don't know. Or a gorilla's finger. Which one? Is the finger attached to the gorilla's toe? Doesn't matter.

It does matter I'm gonna let you in on a little life hack if you find yourself in that situation. It's not Which one man This was this question this wasn't mine what Which one it's a double lose like either way my next part is just gonna be Which one fuck I don't know he's is the finger attached to the gorilla Your dealer's choice usually know the gorilla would be there. The gorilla's there? Dick in the butt. Dick in the butt. Let's say it's a docile. Dick in the butt. I don't give a fuck if it's a docile or a gorilla.

It's a cut off. It's a cut off. Cut off gorilla finger. Do gorillas have fingernails? Small ones. Gorilla. Okay. Okay. Rewind. Gorilla finger. Just cut off. Gorilla finger. Gorilla finger. It's gotta be the gorilla finger.

I think this is all the big facade distract from the fact i just booped your nose eight minutes ago oh my god yeah i had to get him to walk away i thought it was this boop oh no not that oh which one you want a gorilla damn it you gotta pick one penis all day for sure see he lives yeah see finn fucked up too i was like finn have you seen a gorilla's hand And he was like bro there's not And then I show him the hand and he's like oh my god That finger's gonna rip me in half

Do you have this ready to go Oh yeah Is this in your search finger It is now How big is a gorilla finger Bro they are they will destroy you alive or not And there's like knuckles in it too I don't want to play anymore They will destroy you alive or not and there's like not

Vince immediate reaction was the best cuz Finn was like mother of God I fucked up. I'm like yeah, bro Where's that good? What the fuck are you drinking? gelato Like tomatoes and shit. I just got clam juice tomatoes regret every decision Eli asks the question you can't win. Look, it's curled, and that girl's hands are like... Jesus. Bruh. You win, bro.

You got the right answer. Gorillad.com. Dude, you guys are just like... The gorilla comes in. We were talking about that. Like, the gorilla's mad afterwards. You take the guy in the grill. No, the finger's on the top. We went over this.

Just angry it doesn't get a finger you. No, it just keeps going in there. They're monstrous. They're gigantic. Yeah, those are like, those are meaty fingers. I came all the way here from Iowa in planting season, no less. You motherfuckers are still on your first white claw.

I'm going to need you to fucking catch up. What the fuck are you doing? You're like mustard. How dare you? You need to catch up. You want to hear the worst? What the fuck? Jesus Christ. The worst would you, what if thing I heard. It was in my comments.

I want to know if I can... I'm to type it out if and see if i can guess what is in your head you type it okay ready and give me to go yep you can go okay if you're if you're if you're three inches in your mom and your dad's three inches into you would you move forwards or backwards to get out? of the situation oh That's a real Mine was close forward. I only got two inches I don't want to answer that. It's disgusting. You can't ask that and not answer it. No.

I mean, look, if it makes you feel better, it's never in your mom because you know it's your mom. There's a slight chance it might not be your dad. And that makes it a little better somehow. Like you wake up. You're just like this. You just wake up. You just go like this. You just wake up.

You just go backwards and walk away out of the room with your eyes closed. You're just like. It might have not been my dad. Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or eat a cake and eat it and sit on a dick? You just said eat a dick. Yeah, I know. Sit on a cake and eat a dick Or eat a dick and sit on a cake Did I say the same thing twice?

No Just reverse the cake and the dick Which one? You gotta eat the dick, sit on the cake Or you gotta eat the cake and sit on the dick Sit on the cake What the fuck did you just say? Am I eating the dick like

Oh no No Eli It's never how it is Didn't that really happen? Why? There was like a German guy that ate people paid someone Like him he knows that there was a German guy and he uh cannibalism actually yeah, he put an ad out on fucking Craigslist He's like hey. I really want to eat somebody do I have any volunteers and somebody's like dope I volunteer

I really like this kink they went and he like they fucking fully video recorded it and this guy's like they had sex I'm gonna let him eat me and they like we're just cutting pieces of him off and he was eating him too Like they were both eating him. He was in the back over the course of like a while Yeah, and then he passed out in the bathroom he was like run water and then it was they were in love like they had like he killed him and ate him and got busted and he was like no this guy agreed to it it was fine and then they're like oh fair is fair you you want free the european courts but no they actually locked him up though and then there was there's a whole legal battle because of that they're like the dude volunteered for this how and he's like he wasn't mentally right they're like, the dude volunteered for this. And he's like, he wasn't mentally right.

They're like, yeah, but we have all the documentation that shows he was like 100% into this. That's why I don't like the metric system. God, you'd watch the same weird YouTube videos as me. Bro, I just, I grew up with the internet. I can't help it. I'm 28. You grew up, you. He's a child.

I call him a child already. First thing I did. Oh my God. How old are you? He's like 20. All there's a child I call my child already first thing I did not how old he's like When we all can't see you child fucking child were you born 94 you fucking child? I knew that was coming you child would you ever what's your best? Would you would you rather he took mine? I'm not gonna lie. That was my like top one. Oh, is I would you rather have a Nipple sized dick or dick-sized nipples? I've gotten asked this one before.

That's a Kings one. Kings has asked me that question. There's not a good answer. No, there's not. I just like me wearing a wife beater, though, with one of the answers. How big is the dick? How big's the dick? How big are the dick nipples? Are we talking, like, human size?

Like, regular girthy size? The worst one I ever knew, and it's, like, you might have to censor this, is the fucking, would you rather do a shot of your... Oh, God. Wendy's most important deal of the day has a fresh lineup. Pick any two breakfast items for $4.

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Just beep that one out. All right, first of all, look at that. Like, seriously, we're changing your name while I'm here. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick.

I just can't do the... Call Fluck. Say hi, Fluck. No, I just can't. I literally had a shirt on my merch store last month said flock around and find out I'm getting I'm getting that shirt for this guy yeah yeah oh that's the flock yeah USS Barb all day only submarine to sink a train a train train yep I just think a train I

don't know this one oh Oh, God. Detail. Three minutes. Go. Okay, here's the deal. Commanders of submarines are only allowed to serve in three war tours on a submarine because the United States Navy holds the opinion that after your third tour, you will either become too conservative or you will become too reckless. Then Commander Eugene Fluckey came along, and he was the most successful submarine commander of all time.

And on his third and supposedly final tour He's like Fuck it. We're gonna go ham and he's like instead of just like sitting at the bottom of the ocean waiting He's like I'm gonna sneak this bitch through a minefield Into an enemy harbor and sink like 30 fucking ships So he drives through this minefield sinks all these fucking ships sets the Navy record for the most tonnage sunk in a day Sets all kinds of records then leaves the Navy record for the most tonnage sunk in a day, sets all kinds of records, then leaves.

The President of the United States, FDR, becomes a personal fan of his. Oh my God. And personally follows him. And they start punching him all over the place. I'm happy I booped your nose. I felt bad, now I don't. I'm the boop hunter in the world So he sinks all this shit They give him the medal of honor and he's like Hear me out I want to do a fourth war tour

And they're like Okay Now remember what I said about being too cautious or too reckless Immediately after they're like yeah We're going to give you a fourth war same crew same sub like okay now remember what i said about being too too cautious or too reckless he immediately after they're like yeah we're gonna give you a fourth tour same crew same sub he's like cool hear me out i want fucking rocket launchers on it first time this has ever happened in history and they're like dope okay perfect so he he goes and he's just fucking up enemy enemy infrastructure just launching rockets at factories and shit,

and sinks all this shit, and then there's this fucking train, and he's sitting outside of this harbor, literally just fucking spawn camping these enemy freighters, just sinking them as soon as they come out. He's like, the fucking queue, the internet connection is too fucking slow. Your economy sucks.

It's taking too long to fill these boats. There's this fucking train coming into the fucking Harbor. And they're like, we're just going to sink the fucking train. So then they come up with this plan. Like the sexiest dude on board, the electrician, he takes a scuttle and he rigs the pressure switch to it.

And they, they go aboard on a little fucking raft at night And they go and they dig underneath the railroad tie set this big scuttling charge they're like 65 pounds of purity and T like they're fucking a big very big booms and They then they they're coming back on the raft and this fucking train comes by sets off the scuttling charge Yeats this fucking train 200 feet into the air and then it falls into the ocean and it is the only submarine credited with sinking a train dude that dude is a fucking like a badass dude so eugene flucky was like adamant he's like no fuck that i'm going

out on this fucking canoe to go do this myself he's like i'm not asking any of my men to do something i wouldn't do i'm fucking doing his fucking subordinate officers are like no you're not you're a medal of honor winner you are not about to do this dumb shit and he's like yes i am and they're like i will call the fucking president if you try to do it so he's like fine and then he sent some dudes out to do it for him more amazing Is this dude they were like we're a fucking submarine We fight underwater and like go up Deploy the raft I didn't know submarines had right exactly period Where do you keep that the funny thing is is you know that raft was for survival at that point in time?

So there was there was a 20 minute conversation, but how the fuck do you actually set this thing up? We never did this in school because they're too fucking expensive. Oh, yeah They have the steppy one The army where it's just one dude they were also credited with so torpedoes and World War two fucking sucked they had like a 50 50 shot if you hit something maybe it'll go off and uh they were taking apart their own torpedoes underwater after they left port which they were not allowed to do they were taking apart they were taking apart their own torpedoes and like giving them hair triggers and that's how they

sank so much shit they're underwater just fucking around doing ordinance preparation. You don't survive that. That's a fuck up. Plucky didn't have a single Purple Heart under his command. Not a single person got seriously hurt or died under his command in four war tours. And the dudes that went out and sunk that train, the only six men to set foot on Japanese main islands under a declaration of war.

They're the only six people to actually invade Japan. It was putting a giant bomb under a train. Yep. They were good at their job. Fuck Thomas, the train engine. Dude, that's fucking insanity.

I fucking hate trains. I used to want to, I wanted to be a conductor when I grew really dude That was my dream job. I was like like copper or aluminum You guys suck at dad jokes, I just want to point that out create a partial vacuum We've been over this I can get your shit together. They suck anymore I'm gonna start taking a nose ring away every time you fuck this up Three strikes and you're employed.

Holy shit. So you're like World War II's, you're like fucking bread and butter or just history in general. Anything not the metric system, really. I love it. It always goes back to that. I just really fucking hate the metric system. I do. I just... Sorry, I'm still sour. I had an F-22 video

and I made a joke about no metric on the moon and I have I don't know 10,000 people in my comments, but NASA uses a metric system, but I mean it makes way more sense. No, it doesn't a hundred a thousand And then to the moon hasn't been to the fucking moon You've been in the moon. No Metric system hasn't either. Oh, I'm going to catch up. I can't. Mustard. Why would I want to catch up? Like, let's just look.

How many fucking World Wars? How many World War wins does the metric system not have? Two? Very true. The imperial system is the way to go. Just look. Why is it called the standard imperial system? Because fucking just, I, look. Why is it called the Imperial, the Standard Imperial System? Cause fuckin' Britain came up with it.

I don't know. You know why we don't use the metric system, right? Oh, look at this table. Cody, what word do you say? Come! There you go, baddie. Oh, sorry. Fuck, it was pirates, my bad.

My son's autistic, I don't know. Oh. Oh god! He loves the metric system. You're just gonna hit me with that? My son's autistic. I don't know Really glad I didn't say all my autism jokes Sam because I find them hilarious I'll use them otherwise you're making the same eye contact as him right now Got him. He's like looking away. He's avoiding dad's eye contact. Welcome to the podcast.

Hi, thank you. That's perfect. Just sweaty and... Fucking Christ. So sweaty in here. The sauna is so... Can we get a studio RSS? We'll toast you. I told...

I was like... Yeah, we put a person on the moon and they're like yeah well it doesn't matter because the Soviet Union put a put a woman and a dog in space first so take that they won the space race it's not the moon race it's the space race and I was like fuck that's a solid fucking point and then I was like I'm gonna look it up like

I'm gonna give you one guess what happened to that fucking dog. Its carcass made it to outer space. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well-marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply.

Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. They didn't even plan on it making it. What was the dog's name? I the goodest comrade We see you and then you just have dog It's like and if you go to its Wikipedia They're like it was a stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow, which is a weird tone for a fucking national hero But whatever a poor dog just I just picture dog in a dog suit. It's like, what's going on? It's just huffing and it's like, and the G's push it back in its seat. Can you imagine the balls it takes to be like, hey, we put the first animal into outer space.

It didn't fucking make it, but it still counts. America would have been like, I didn't know we were doing prison rules. George Washington would have stuck a fucking chihuahua in a cannon in the 1700s and we'd have won right then. Like when I was a kid, I tied a frog to a bottle rock in one time. It's the fucking same thing, dude.

Put a goldfish on a couple of helium balloons. You're good. Exactly. I always, I always wanted PETA to try to cancel me. Just before it was just people that like the metric system. I don't give a fuck about that Okay, there's a girl that went to the outer space oh No, I would her she made it so like they get one point didn't they get one percent?

Yeah, the male died they get one point the female made it though the female made a male and she like lived a full happy life, but like Like that's one point for Soviet Union, and then you just like murked a dog so minus my going back to zero. Yeah Igor and good as comrades people are always like ah ah you know other countries have been to the moon Did they put a person well? No, they landed a drone It's like if I fucking buy a drone and I fly that bitch to Paris and take some pictures Do I get to be like I went to Paris?

You know I mean does that make any fucking sense to anybody? I mean if you know drone that make can make it to Paris about yeah, man fucking good on you You made it to Paris as a fucking drone right there right there yeah now we're doing what germany can do i love this guy nick his new favorite guest number one comrade goodest comrades in the space i'm in discord with this guy he's german super nice guy but like all that news is coming out and they're they're like yeah germany is really gonna start pitching in and helping and he he messaged in the discord he's like hey guys just to be clear you're you're you're telling me in the german military you want

me to build the biggest army in this continent and march it through poland just just so we're clear that's what we're doing. Can I get a vote on chat real quick? It seems like a, I don't know, a bad history lesson. My specialty. What? Batty do batty stuff.

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It's weird, it's blue. Made in France. No, that's... Sorry, that's fragrance. Made in the USA. It's good. We're good. Science. And it smells good. Look at this. Doesn't use the metric system. Science.

And it smells good. Look at this. Watch. I would die on this hill. Metric system sucks. I recognize that smell. Play-Doh. That's not orange Play-Doh.

Smells like Addy's mustache. Wait. I literally used that body wash this morning. So, honestly actually that's my favorite somebody chalked the fucking pool cue with it That's a dick joke everyone So I had ask this because I know Eli's gonna like this Video games. We're gaming podcast. Fuck What is your His tooth falls out! That was the metal microphone. I'm so sorry. Oh no. Chip my tooth out of my mouth.

Least favorite guest ever. He is not welcome back. Ever. Booth my nose and chip my tooth. Are you okay? Yeah, you're good. That was a hard pink. I was like, oh, that's a solid There's not a lot of no, there's no cushion on You're right. Yeah, it's just metal right under that little piece like Hollister. Yeah, Nico

Video games, what's your uh, what's your experience? Where'd you what do you do with the gaming in the stuff? I play risk on my phone. Do you not game at all? Not at all. Okay. Did gaming and the stuff? I play Risk on my phone. Do you not game at all? Not at all. Okay. Did you use to game? Yeah. I don't know.

I used to play like Battlefield, Call of Duty, League of Legends, stuff like that. What was the last one? League of Legends. Huh. You played League of Legends? That was like top 8% of the world at one point. So like bronze. No, it was platinum.

You were a platinum player? Yeah. Yeah, thanks Wait, well you were wait. Let me see I picture you as Jungle no top volley bear vault you played a volley bear jungle too you could jungle if you wanted top all the time i haven't seen a vault you played long ago these guys don't know no i wasn't i was like i was straight up like not good at it like it was he was not he was not meta when i was playing it but i still fucking carried every game anyways it's fine this is what i

fucking do i was an asses top I don't know if I should say what my username was back then or not. I haven't played that accountant 69 Filthy communist And I would run and so like League of Legends it's all about like farming these minions and like your lane your minions You know you get the coins We've played it before. We're not good at it though. You guys know. So like I would I would always go run into other people's lanes

And I would like get that last hit and steal their money, and they'd be super pissed cuz like that's not what you do to your teammates You're not supposed to do that, yeah. And I was like, our minions. And then I'd run off. Oh you were a shitty ranked player Yeah Did you do that in ranked I'm like

All the time Why the fuck top Come down the middle Doesn't matter if we win Top came down the middle And stole a minion Just to steal one minion Yep

His name's filthy communist I was like I fucking hate this human Right now So you played Voli You played Cod When was the last time You played Cod

Fuck I quit playing As soon as all the dumb shit started happening. When you had like exoskeletons. Oh, infinite. Yeah, like fucking hit, fucking do a double backflip, shoot 17 people by pressing Y. Like, fuck that. Stupid. Modern Warfare 1, Modern Warfare 2, and then I played Battlefield.

Like, what was the first one where it was just World War 1 Battlefield and just older war world at war that fucking games dope war was called duty Yeah, battlefield just about battlefield. Yeah, that was real bad one. I went back in that was the newer one Yeah, you could where you could be riding a horse with a fucking sword or being a yeah that'll fill one just a complete shit show like World War one actually was do that fucking the desert where you could be sniping up in those mountain sides and fucking just like stupid there's actually a bullet drop watching the round but if you played on hardcore it's nice because it was realistic you hit a dude like 700 yards in the head they died normal gameplay you have to shoot him like eight times

it's like three head shots you have to wink at him then maybe he'll fall over oh and then he just gets resuscitated by i don't play airsoft you gotta shoot him like 17 times film it on your gopro shoot him in the nuts just to get him to raise their hand like that i hate air so i get asked constantly about if i enjoy airsoft or if i play or something like no i've done it one time and it was miserable i have never had a 17 year old kid tell me how to run tactics before and i almost hit him i was so i was so angry i only went with freddy and d and corridor guys the only time i went airsoft and i shot a kid like point blank in the neck because i guess 18 year old teenager but he came around the corner i like had my gun i was like

okay okay and like i was like i'll just defend d right now i guess we're in like this it was a warehouse thing okay got it kid like comes around the corner and i'm like who's shooting him in the neck is the only he's like why'd you shoot me i was like you came around the corner you're within the rule of closeness I was like, I don't know. What does that mean? What the fuck are these? warm not like Boo, mr. Badman Keep up I want to get him drunk so I can take advantage of him later

I mean you don't need to get him drunk to do that. He'll just do that. He just gotta ask just cuz I mean My thing just go with it. Okay. No you guys want to have an unsubbed airsoft You don't need to get him drunk to do that. He'll just do that. You just gotta ask. Just cause, I mean, you need $5. It's my thing. Just go with it. Okay. I don't know. You guys want to have an unsubbed airsoft day? Yes. We need to do a fucking tunnel time.

We should just go leave and do that today. Tunnel time? Like what moms have their kids do? Oh, I was thinking like tummy time. My bad. Nevermind. Sorry.

I got kids. Like, are we playing tummy sticks? No, I got a, I got a small child. Sorry. I got kids. Like, are we playing tummy sticks? No, I got a small child. Another one on the way. Like, why? On the way. I asked my wife the same question.

It's just, it's not great. I can't. Congratulations. No. A lot of work. She's having the exact same conversation we had earlier where she asked you, if I was a shark, would you love me? And you're like, why do we need another child?

I went to ask her that the other day. She's giving my kid a bath, but she's like on all fours. And I just turned, why the fuck did we have another kid? And just her ass is there. It's enormous. I'm like, nevermind. I remember now. This exact moment.

Poor self-discipline. That's why. Well, at least I can't get you pregnant twice right my wife got on the internet and was like i saw what porn you were looking up it was like fuck she's like i thought it was romantic like it was she's like it was very specific i knew you were thinking of me it was like big booty latina that's yelling at you for using the wrong towel when cleaning the kitchen. It was very In quotes. You have it in quotes so Google only searches that.

How many times have I told you to not use that towel to wipe the counters? I'm sorry. I love porn titles like we were talking about that the other Fuck was that on the podcast when we were talking about the corn titles or stream the corn titles corn titles iowa titles yeah iowa titles but it's like uh there's tina gets yelled at tina gets fucked tina gets her fat ass fucked because she got stuck in a playhouse you have these like absurdly long porn titles and you're like tough well i gotta click on it now this is highly specific that was a good idea and then you watch it and she gets stuck cuz she was eating can't She like we've done chinchilla been there the whole time I was like, what is he doing? What is he doing?

And then I was like, uh-oh. Cody! He's gonna shoot you later. Probably. Oh, that was canceled. You technical difficulties. Fat electrician. He almost floats with love.

He starts floating. That's how you know you made Cody mad. Fucking chairs start levitating while he tries to keep a limb on it. What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck? What is this asshole out here? He burnt my nose, chipped my tooth, gave Cody a wet willy. He's got short arms, that's the only reason Patty hasn't been fucked with yet.

Oh man, it's gonna be so weird when you never come back here again. Sorry my friends say I can't hang out with you anymore. Mom and dad are real mad. They don't like you after what you did. Bro, I told you to play it cool. We couldn't even listen. Mom and dad are so pissed. You chipped dad's tooth.

Or, unless I'm mom, I don't know. I think I'm mom. You wear the dress. Am I? You wear the dress. Do I? You wear a lot of dresses. I do wear a lot of dresses. I do wear a lot of dresses.

This is true. An actor of the Cobbs. I just like it because on Instagram I get the most likes. What? When you wear a dress. When I wear a dress I get the most likes. And then I also when I get pictures, I finally posted a picture with Savannah for the first time. Did you? Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, a dress. When I wear a dress, I get the most likes. And then I also, when I get pictures, I finally post a picture with Savannah for the first time. Did you?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a couple. Like, never. Yeah, because it's been a long time since I posted with a female because I'm, one of my rules, I'm like, relationship stuff. The only female that's allowed in your post is you as a female. Yeah. And then the first comments I get, it's like, wait, you're not gay.

I was like, nailed it. I was like, at least I had it going for me for a while i did i tried so hard it's so good i know bro it's fucking hot in here it is super miserable it's fucking i'm sorry you can't keep me at these temperatures this is an 85 humidity index in this house there's clouds forming up top of that it's 104 degrees outside it's 104 degrees in here he's got a fucking bluetooth sensor on my nutsack right now it's terrible yeah my house is not doing so good with the heat god we picked the wrong place to have this podcast let's get a studio eli good studio podcast. Let's get a studio, Eli. Get a studio, Eli. Eli, let's get a studio. You should put it like halfway between here and Iowa.

And Iowa. Yeah, Iowa. Is that a math job? You've never done a nine bedroom house for rent. It's only a cool $14,000 a month. That's it? That's fine. But it's a super nice house. It's super nice. That's it? That's fine? It's a super nice house.

It's super nice. Bro. What? Is it the one on the mountain? We logically planned this out. Cody pays Brant to live there. Checks out.

But never small. small dude's fingers Do you want to keep your parrot on this shoulder or this shoulder? It's too hot for this! I'm sweating! We're using that on Savannah later tonight. That's so good! Oh, God. I'm going to use that too. I just fall back on being stronger than people. Same.

Do you use that in the dating world? Yeah, I'm gonna use that line. The followed by, I'm stronger than people. It's like, why are you upset? Remember, I'm stronger than you. Nick's wife blinks twice. I have a second date, remember. That's how I have to open up Donut to get him to talk.

I need to ask for legal advice. Don't. Don't do that. Don't do that. Whatever you do, not that. Trust me. That many tattoos and a tank top? I fucking wouldn't. Bad idea. This is recent.

Yeah. Yep. I get a lot of tattoos. I was supposed to get tattooed today. Yep. Oh, yeah. I get a lot of tattoos. I was supposed to get tattooed today. Celtic? I'm sorry, Corinne. Celtic?

Okay. Yep. I was like, right? I gotta pick a genre. I think it's Celtic. I picked Asian. He's a Viking. Did you fail fucking geography?

Is that a thing? Celtic? Asian Vikings? What the fuck is that? Shit I see it like Mongols Thor's fucking hammer for you. You said Asian though. No I said Viking. Oh, he said Asian Sorry misunderstanding he said Asian and I was like... No, no, that's not right. He's a ventriloquist. I got a goddamn vacancy in the back of my head.

I know what the fuck I'm looking at. Asian Vikings are Mongols. Mongols are Asian Vikings. Kinda. You went to Japan and fucked shit up. It was like the Mongols

and the Vikings The Mongols never went to Japan. They went to the island of... No they went to uh sashimi island goes to sashimi that's what that story is based off of don't look at me i don't remember the mongols being that were the mongols yeah that was them that was the mongol empire now i gotta google this i'm like my my my uh japanese history is not that great i don don't have any history. So ghost. I feel like we can make a phone call or two and find some history. That would be interesting.

I don't know. I don't know. No. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Khan of the Yun Dynasty in 1274 and 1281 tried to conquer the Japanese archipelago after the submission of the Korean kingdom of Jairo. Boom. That's what Sushi Ghost is based

off of. Is it Jairo or Euro? I don't know. Yes, Koreans are very big in the H. Thank you for tuning in on the subscribe to the History Less very big in the H.S.G. Thank you for tuning in on the subscribe to the history lesson. With Eli Doubleback and the fat electrician. I like, this is the one thing I'm like, oh, I remember this shit from Sushi Ghost. It's literally.

Video games. Ghost of Tsushima. But then it was also during the. Easier to say than Ghost of Tsushima. The rise of the Japanese, like, samurai empire was during that. Is this the part where I'm supposed to talk shit about the Yamato? Oh!

Is that this part? Did we script that? I fucking hate the Yamato. Why do you hate the Yamato? I just... Everybody tells me that it's the greatest battleship of all time because it was the biggest, and I hate it. What did Sink?

It did Sink. You did sink? It did sink. You are correct. It and its twin. That's all I know about the Alano. You know what we get? We gave them false reports. See? And that's why you don't flip my fucking nose, Nick.

Right there. Can we get a camera that you guys have your lighting sitting on a fucking cardboard box on top of a piece of Tupperware right now? There's fucking candles out and you savages are acting like you don't know how fucking gravity works. Take that shit to some country that uses a metric system. For fuck's sake. Thank you for watching. Unsubscribe.

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Google. YouTube. Go to TheFatElectrician.com and buy a shirt. Sign my petition to sue this place for assault Little baby, yeah, baby. How do you say that? Sam faster just how guttural he says it? Like, is that real? If he raps like Eminem, he can break the sound barrier.

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