Unsubscribe Podcast - 58 - Incomprehensible Laughter Part 2 ft. Brandon Herrera

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep58 - Incomprehensible Laughter pt. 2 Ft. AK Daddy WHAT EVEN IS OUR LIFE ANYMORE. this is an hour of nonsense laughter. good luck. god speed. see you on the other side with A DADDY. GO CHECK OUT AK DADDY BRANDON!! @Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/c/BrandonHerrera OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Operation Donut https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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They're good. The pinkies? What do I got here? We're going old school today. We got pickled pear, which is also fantastic. We got ranch water. I know you guys like when we all say that. Watermelon. Yeah, we still never got a sponsor from

any ranch water company. We just said it. 40 packs. Yeah, we still never got a sponsor from any ranch water company. 40 packs. We drink those in the league. Are we just doing a shot? Sure. Yeah, it's Latvian vodka. I believe it's Latvian. They don't sponsor us. How many shots do we got? I got three shot glasses in here, so we're going to have to make it do.

I'm not getting up. Take that check in the middle. Right there. Not getting up. Out of all the people, you need to be the one that gets up. Right there. Batty. Not getting up. Out of all the people, you need to be the one that gets up. I know. I'm close to him, too. I just want to see you struggle for a minute.

I don't like that things are easy for you sometimes. Hi, everyone. We're back at Batty's sauna again. I've said, let's get a goddamn studio. Just any place. I agree. We're getting a studio. I'm getting it now.

I'm talking to a realtor after we get off this podcast about getting us a studio so after you get a little drunky everyone's asking how i'm losing losing so much weight i just sweat it out turn my ac on and sweat okay oh let me just make sure eli's plugging dead spacing and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah fucking hate it here Thanks to say hi to Eli It's racially ambiguous that That guy's fucking ridiculous That's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching this podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on

youtube uh castro spotify apple google amazon podbean stitcher or that's all of them please leave a comment uh like it thumbs up it give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do. It helps the podcast out immensely. And Donut and Eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make Donut and Eli happy today. Yeah. Five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible, because we need to be at

the top. Donut, say something motivating. And that's where the you come that is come subscribe because you do it on steel oh yeah i could do it with these don't do it my god this is a nice i thought it was gonna pop top why would it pop top because usually the the nice stuff has the little corks quality i'm not a huge fan of vodka. And he's fucking rolling for it. Oh, God.

That hurts my ears. Y'all make fun of me for popping a bottle of my tea. Look at his face. That's what's more disturbing. I want to hear the sound. No, I like the face. That's the determination. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, there we go.

Hold on. And then that one. So if you're wondering what Cody's real-life superpower is, there we go. Hold on. And then that one. So if you're wondering what Cody's real life superpower is, that's it. He's white trash. Don't drink it. Put the cop back on. Stop it.

Oh, God. Uncle Daddy told Sister Mommy not to do that anymore. Sister Daddy? Does it taste better once you've popped the top? Yeah. Good now. It's got a little bit of blood. The iron is really delicious. I know we already talked about it, but when Rich ripped his face open,

I will never... That's how I met Rich. He's like, I can do that. Bleeding everywhere. He was bleeding good. He needed like two stitches. I didn't know about that one. I've never heard that story. That was the weekend or the week you were supposed to come hang out with us,

and then you didn't. Hey, on better news, I went to Donut's house at like 10 at night. Oh, you actually went? Yeah, Eli left his house. You went somewhere. He didn't go to Matt's. He came to my house. It was really cool.

It was really cool? Did you eat something? I'm like, I'm the one friend that can go to somebody's house. Bro, it was really cool it was really cool did you need something i like i'm the one friend that can go to somebody's house bro it was so cool i hate going places so much when eli shows up it's something special yeah i remember you talking to me you're like i don't think the girls know how long it takes to drive anywhere we're gonna get there at 11. Yeah, it's pretty late. I got home at like 2 in the morning. I was like, yeah, I called that time.

I was like, that's about right. Oh, wait, do we do the thing first? God, it is hot as shit in here already. You know what's crazy? When we walked in, everyone was like, ah, it feels kind of nice. We walk into this room, it's like, ah! It's just this room. You walk through that fucking and the kitchen is pretty bad too actually and we got four warm

bodies here now all huddled together for warmth thank god good push do you want to do a shot first or do we do a shot first do we now I can't even remember wait do we we gotta crack it first so we can do we do that first drink okay

no but shoot and then we do that hey everyone Cody here Fat did Cody That's her nickname for me okay? We call Heather fat dick we just call her fat dick We gotta talk about scar tits. Oh yeah, our tits what are scar tits was this a brunch what? That was good definitely smooth smooth vodka it's hard to come by sometimes. Man, I still fucking hate vodka. It's so smooth. I love liquor so much. It's less rubbing alcohol flavor.

Yeah. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribed podcast here. We're joined today by Batty Streams, Eli DoubleFap, and the beautiful Brandon Herrera, who just at the last minute was like, yeah, I'll be on your podcast. We have... He lives next door to me. Yeah, that's true, too. We have no idea what we're talking about today, always so I hope you enjoy pretty sure I can walk home

I needed to yeah, no you could it sucks. There's a hill, but there's a few hills we live in, Texas Bro so like the the the Czech LA was taking their time and I had fucking ice cream on it Let's throw that up there right here go No, we had a good week fucking we shot a bunch of shit. I flew a fucking jet Heather burger titties Good old scar tips now. Was it bad? It's pretty bad a second second degree it looks like oh two crispy's faces now yeah she's just like crispy it's the scar face it's got a cicatriz so yeah we were doing the the fourth of july shoot for black rifle we were doing their ad and we had like tons of machine guns and i had a grenade launcher and we had a mounted gun and there was just one shot we're all shooting into into the berm and as we were doing that shot

yeah, Bernie into Bernie the next county the berm felons, whatever we're doing that shot just shoot the berm shoot at the berm and I'm like oh that's a lot of leaves falling

so you know you shoot at the berm you know what I'm not's a lot of leaves falling. So you know you shoot at the barrel. You know what I'm not seeing a lot of is dirt in back. And judging from the trajectory of that barrel, Bernie is very upset right now. The way out of the ranch, you just see ambulances going by. Like, ooh. Yeah, so Caleb was to the left of heather and he had the tavor

and she was like i'm gonna i'm gonna blade my body this way more so it doesn't go into my tits the brass and one went over her shoulder and perfectly went in between her tits that were pressed together because she was holding her gun and it sat there for like three seconds and she has two like identical symmetrical bullet burn marks from a fucking shell casing. At least they're symmetrical. It looks honestly cool. It's like a

necklace. Yeah. She makes a V when she pushes it. She's like a Care Bear. Right? Is that what Care Bears do? I don't know. I don't think Care Bears push their tits together. Eli. Love! You downloaded it. Horns shoot out the rainbow I don't think Care Bears push their tits together Eli You downloaded You downloaded the wrong torrent My friend

I'm not one to judge Like Bronies do the My Little Pony thing What are Care Bear weirdos No No weirdos No Oh no No No You fly uncontrollably

at the thought of it like no no no no It's a dead giveaway Yeah Injecto-seekers Donut doesn't have to say he just has to think it which is even worse Hanging out at that convention. We look back down. It's floating

Some like racial stereotype happens in front of me just starts levitate No dad not here. Today's the day. Today's the day. This is the one, boys. You always say that when I come on. It's when you're not here, too, though. That's not you, it's me. Like, Cody's not here. Are we going to make it? No, Eli doubles down.

We've still got to cancel. We've got to do it. I did fly a jet. It was fucking... What kind of jet? An L... You don't know, do you? 39.

LP 39? L 39? Why are you looking at us like we know? Yeah, one of those. I don't. Fat electrician instantly was like that. And I was like, of course he knows. You could have just said a fast one.

It was a Russian one. Oh, really? Yeah. Like a mega. We got fucking Tom Cruise's body double at the table right now. Some bullshit. Tom Cruise gets in a jet. He's got to get in a jet bullshit what's like one of the brcc friends right yeah no whiz owns one his name's whiz it's his uh like top his maverick it's his call sign

handle yeah yeah it's his handle so his name is like pissing wh i don't think that's where it came from he's like i want to be named after piss fucking dope call me fart i don't think that's where it came from he's like i want to be named after piss fucking dope call me fart i don't think that's how i mean do you choose your nickname i mean bob bob yeah you could have went with that and didn't i like literally five minutes before getting into it uh they gave me a brief on like they're like don't touch this don't touch this one and everything else is good just make sure the red things. Yeah. The red things do not do that. Don't do that.

I was like, dope. That's fucking easy. Sat down. Okay. We'll go over a quick safety briefing. I was like, Joe been through a plenty of these sat down. He's like,

okay, I'm going to show you the maneuver and then you're going to do it. So I'll show you how to do a barrel. And then you're going to do the barrel. I'm going to show you how to do a loop and you're going to do the loop. I'm going to show you how to spin it. And you're going to spin. I was like,

what? I'm flying. i'm flying the goddamn thing he's like yeah you're just throttle thing you're good right you've done it battlefield sir if you could walk me through that again my time in the military trained me how not to listen to safety brief so i'm immediately regretting that decision i zoned out for a hard three minutes there. Until you said you're doing a flip. And I was like, huh? Like, my nerve, it was like, resting heart rate. You're doing this elevated heart rate. I was like, ah, sweat.

And I'm still the guy that's not going to be like, no, I'm not going to do that. You just hit the ejector seat button immediately. What's the safety briefing is like hey if we fucking hit some birds um and i take a bird to the face i probably won't be able to talk uh you you you have to take over landing won't be that hard i was like bro please like my ass is ejecting if I Cuz I'm not Your fucking jet is barreling toward downtown San Antonio What took you so long, I don't know there was some country and I thought actually I don't know it's just fucking ejected here. It was. I closed my eyes and hoped for the best.

Coincidentally, a fighter jet just hit the Alamo. So was that. Could you imagine parking a jet in the Alamo? Oh, you wouldn't park it. And it's a Mexican that does it. Oh, my God. Revenge. From early morning workouts that need a boost

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Russia actually. Russian jet crashes into the Alamo. With Mexican inside. it's the weirdest story ever semantics i wouldn't have told anyone i would have just walked home i'd never flew a jet they would have told you it's just slowly coming down on a parachute on a seat sir was that you Cause that helmet's serialized

With that aircraft There's fucking Amazing like just the take off And then they go up he's like hey when we hit 10,000 feet Fucking have at it and I'm like Have at what I'm like man this stick he's like feel the controls Cause it is like a little race car Slight turn and it'm like how about what i'm like man this stick he's like feeling controls because it is like a little race car i was like okay slight turn and it was like whoop whoop like he's like

okay tilt it hard to the left i was like and i just hammer it's like you just do a complete roll real quick and i was like yo this is fucking dope other way i was like what the fuck he's like okay barrel we'll do this shows it pitch nose 45 degrees you're like huh and he's like, okay, barrel. We'll do this shows it pitch nose 45 degrees like huh? He's like in a slow rotation Sword fell You're floating the entire time. Cody, you can't be the worst police officer ever. We're up in Alabama, guys. I can't help it. You're in a self-defense situation, immediately everybody just like fucking chains Cody to the ground. Is this what we do? Stop it. No, not today.

Courtroom, he's just floating. You got the spray bottle? Not again. This is bad, Cody. Okay. Picture in courtroom, you're floating behind the... Courtroom he's just floating Not again Picture in courtroom you're floating Like fucking Superman where you're chained to the fucking cannonballs or whatever is there walking you into court But a loop bro, we're all doing a loop is the most like barrels cool Surfing the clouds. Fucking gangster because you're flying through the clouds.

Loops. You're just like hammer it. Get speed. You tilt down. Then you pull back as hard. And G's are fucking real. You get the tunnel vision. Dude, your vision actually goes like.

And that means all the blood that we were talking about. That blood leaves your head. So I was like, tighten tighten but short breast was like Go up and then when you upside down you kill the throttle and you just fucking fall and then you And you're looking upside down you like all this fucking dope boom thrusters back on i want to go on a jet man you're going jets i'm jerking off alone this is bullshit i didn't have any friends to jerk off with what the fuck i live down the road no dude but when you explained that to me the first time made perfect sense but about uh like with the tunnel vision is because the blood is leaving your fucking head like that's sketch that's fucking scary

and they the fucking whiz will say he's like oh yeah if i'm doing like dog can we call him something else the pisser said the pisser when the pisser was talking about it we he did dog fight maneuvers which are fucking that's when the g's come in i was like i was like oh my god breathe heavy i was like not big deep breaths he's like god no don't do those I picture I'd be like head slams down on the emergency jack but uh alamo he's saying like with the f-22s or the f-18s they'll pilot them on uh at the verge of blackout where they can't see. He's like, yeah, it's audible at that time if I'm dogfighter practicing.

I know I'm here. Everything's like blurred out, like blacked out, and I can't see. But I know which way I'm going based off of sound in the pool. He's like, that's how you. I imagine the sound is. I know. It sounds like a canopy. I thought it sounded like me shitting myself.

I was like, will you please clear comms? Just on the verge of blacking out, I'm like, what the fuck? Apparently, JT went in, one of them, and he made, JT took control. He was like, and he plummeted, and he blacked out. And he's like, JT was like, I i just woke up and we were going straight was driving and he was like what happened he's like are you passed out like a minute ago you're gone for a full minute so the jet would be like i'll pull up any moment now

wow he's doing some complicated maneuvers i just think it's like the explosion part of the show I was like, holy shit. It is the weirdest feeling, but if you do negative Gs, the blood goes to your head. It feels like your eyes are going to pop out. So what are those like synergies where you just get like a rock hard motor? That'd be down. Okay. That's negative Gs or positive.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If you're going down you got major Yeah, a lot of blood leaving your head. You pulled up were hard your dick pops There's only one way to find out I need I need to get a boner in a jet Eli can we make this happen? I only live once We're all just slaying Viagra before we go on a jet like I have to know It gets in front of the control We need them turn a kit I just think it's just a shoelace. Yes!

The interstellar music's going... So close! Keep going! Don't let it in like this, Murph. Interstellar's fucking popping off. Your costume's turning purple. The colors are flying by!

Murph! You're having visuals of fucking old sex I'm flying back! Murph! Murph! You're having visuals of fucking old sex beat-ups. It's like the fucking Willy Wonka tunnel with all the shit flying. Holy fuck! If you want to view paradise. Oh my fucking god. I can hear the song in my head

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I'm like, yeah, we've done some cool shit. Don't get to fly fighter jets. Yeah, I've never been on a fighter jet or jumped out of an airplane. Wait, does the fighter jet guy live here? Yeah, he's coming back. We're figuring that off schedule for you guys to go and do that show. Yeah. Let me jerk off on the airplane.

I hope Patty has a stroke. Honestly, yeah, me too. What if it fixes your equilibrium? It's like the National Lampoon. Yep, got kicked by a horse, made her cross-eyed, fell down a well, came right back. Patty gets out of the plane and he's like, guys, I'm fixed. He just has an aneurysm.

Oh, that blood. It unlodged it. I mean, honestly. I've had a great life. This has been bonus time, boys. My brother in Christ embraced the spicy blood nugget. The forbidden blood nugget. The forbidden blood nugget. The FORBIDDING blood second?

Oh my god. Jesus Christ. I just fucking doomed myself to die of a blood clot. Called a badulance. Bames nondescending a strong called a bondulance. What did you just put in his face? Have you not seen that meme? No! Bondulence Hi, it's Bond James Bond. Okay. Well, why are you saying your name like that names? John's are you okay? Bames? No, i'm gonna let you continue your youtube career i mean obviously he's gonna do better after that i'm ordering the chalkboard right now i forgot about the death oh yeah the death pool canden barrera here klutz dude demo did you see how demo took an astounding lead in that death race? Oh, yeah.

It's because he had the most followers. That's what I said. I feel like I got that shit on lock. I'm dying first. I'm surprised his fans are like, what kind of followers is that? You're going to die first. I'm a huge fan.

So I put on Twitter, who's going to die first? Because they were talking about doing the Deadpool. Oh, I wasn't on that either. No, you can only put four polls on Twitter at a time or four little categories. And I put me, Eli, Batty, and Demo Ranch. And there were 18,000 votes in 24 hours. And Demo Ranch got away with 47% of the votes, nearly half. He's like the most noctose one out of all of us.

Like, he's safe. He's got a family. People love him. Like, I don't know. Couldn't be me. Kentucky Blitz has got on here, and he commented, well, this is awkward. He's good, dude. He had his fucking freebie.

I don't think it's going to happen again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That man, he's safe. His life endangering mulligan. Is that what this is? I don't know. You got to re-roll real quick. What's that 14.5 you were showing?

Is that good? Yeah. Batty. Oh my god. That'll do it. The 14.5 sniper rifle? So I haven't revealed this publicly yet, but it's been so fucking long since I bought it

and I haven't gotten it in yet, so I don't really care anymore. Am I still this? PTRS-41. The Russian semi-automatic anti-tank rifle. The 14.5 by 114 millimeter. The big-ass fucking gun. Yeah, I haven't seen...

How have I not seen this? I haven't gotten it yet. Oh! I was literally just in your shop. Yeah, no, that's... That's probably what's going to kill me. Because apparently those just explode for no reason. Like, they always did from Russia.

Like, that was just a design flaw. Is it a design flaw or were they, we know, the guys that didn't want to pay? It was designed in like 20 days. Oh my God, why? Kalashnikov described it as 20 sleepless days and nights in his book, saying Simonov just basically got told by Stalin, we need an anti-tank rifle that's semi-automatic. And so when Stalin says that, you

just fucking do it. They just blow up. So they just kind of figured like, well, if it blows up one out of every 200 rounds, but the average soldier only lives to fire 30, it's okay. It's very good. That's what's terrifying. You showed that video, and you're like, that's a proper charge,

a proper load, and it's just like, I was like, so I'm going to shoot it. I have to. I'll show you the video. Then you can ask. I'm still on it. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to have to.

I never say this. I was talking about my well-being a long time ago, my man. Same. It's terrifying. So put your bets in for the Deadpool now. But no, the, yeah, just if you do everything right, they just blow up. That's terrifying. If you shoot that, you're going to do test fires first.

So then it goes from one out of 200 to one of 195. And then you go now. I made that number up. Nobody knows. Oh, that's even better. Yeah. The more I get shot, it knows. Oh, that's even better. Yeah. The more I get shot, it's more of a like ticking time bomb. So we're going to.

Yeah. Good. It's like five round mag. I think. Good. Literally Russian roulette. I'll buy five rounds. The only.

So you can't find ammo for it. I only was able to acquire like nine rounds and they were Egyptian surplus. Ten percent download. Brass projectile i'm like man this is sketchy because i'm shaking these i'm shaking these rounds and they're not making the same noise dude we got nine friends one of us we could speed that deadpool up fuck yeah i'm down when does fast grocery delivery through instacart matter most when your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard.

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While Brandon knows which one's the heavy load. He's like, yeah, here, baddie. I'm winning that fucking money. Tell someone doesn't walk home tonight. Brandon knows which ones the heavy load I'm winning that fucking money But then we're gonna win the money off the memorial t-shirts we sell a bunker branding as long as one of us three dies like I mean fuck yeah like money. I still like the batty t-shirt without baddies face Fucking assholes all my friends went died without me rest in peace blake and then it's a random person's face on the front of this shirt it's still got like the the fucking like getty images fucking thing over it somebody messaged our our fucking unsub Twitter or Instagram.

I don't remember which it was. It was like, Greg, I know you checked these. He's like, I know it's not your name, but fuck you, Greg. I was like, what the fuck? Random attack on baddies successful. Greg, I know you checked these. Hey, Greg, fuck you. I love it. I love it.

But for real, if you call me fucking Brandon 2 in my fucking stream, I will ban you in a heartbeat. You will die. That's when people come to my stream and they're like, Patty banned me. I was like, did you call him Brandon or Blake? What name did you call him? Brandon 2. I was like, nah. That's weird.

If I die first, you can be branded one. Honestly, I'm taking your name. If we do die. It's like, man, that's weird. If I die first, you can be branded one. Honestly, I'm taking your name. Don't die. It's like a Spider-Man or something like that. It just passes out and just be Brandon above it. God, then you can use that old intro again.

His name is Brandon. Brandon. It's just the most Brandon. Oh, I love it. Oh, Batty, it is Brandon. Brandon. It's just the most... Brandon. Oh, I love it. Oh, Batty, it is time. No, Cody, you do it. No, Brandon, you do it.

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Yay, Batty's house. I'm going on it. The more you come, the cooler Batty will be. The more you come the cooler baddie will be the more you come I? Want somebody to make the rainbow yeah the rainbow. It's gotta be the same shitty 3d though like It's just come trail behind That sounds like when you cum? You guys have deflating balloons over there? Your dick doesn't sound like that.

I'm gonna go! Silly, that would be for like the first time you hook up with a new chick. I'm gonna cum and it's this. And she's making a mess everywhere. Fucking wacky wiggly inflatable orbit. Yeah, it looks like an inflatable tube map. And she's making a mess everywhere! And she's like... Fucking wacky, wavy, inflatable orbit. Yeah, it was like inflatable tube meth, and she's like, WHAAAA!

The guy was way too into sounding, so it just... BOOM! I just... I picture she just gets up and leaves. She doesn't say a word, doesn't grab her clubs, she just stands up and walks off. Off the balcony. Nothing grabber clubs Oh my god Incomprehensible laughter

Yeah we just need episode Yeah Holy fuck I'm gonna throw up Why don't you guys know what you're going to talk about every episode? Because we don't get to any of the points anyways. We talk about goddamn cum. 90% of the shit.

This is only like 30% more exciting than a normal lunch with us. It's pretty normal. This is reserved. Cheers. This is reserved. How much we've drank? Cheers. This is reserved. That's what I always say. The podcast is reserved us. Well, did we have anything today?

I don't think we talked about anything. I mean, we just got those two things and then the rest have been, I don't know, gaming hasn't been. It's been kind of slow, man. There hasn't been anything cool. Tarkov Wipes happening probably in the next week.

Oh, yeah. The Tarkov update is fucking badass, man man it's smoothed out a lot of stuff oh wait there's that i'll see you guys in july you know how like when you used to walk there was like a little stutter now it's completely smooth they did so many like uh server updates i don't know yeah john started playing it again him and i have been playing it on the new lighthouse expansion dropping um new guns they're adding the actual grade launcher you were using in the black rifle Yeah, John started playing it again. Him and I have been playing it. There's a new Lighthouse expansion dropping. New guns. They're adding the actual grenade launcher you were using in the Black Rifle video. I want one of those so fucking badly.

Fucking Street Sweeper, but the... Nah, Street Sweeper's the 12 gauge. I know, but the... MGL? Yeah, MGL version of it. Why don't you have one yet? Oh, you don't have to pump it. Oh, it's just... It's just semi-hot.

Oh, fucking dope. You load the spring inside of it. You keep spinning it, and the spring tightens up. So when you shoot it, it's just like... Oh, fucking dope. So, Brandon, when are you getting one? As soon as I fucking can. I'm talking to the company.

Are you really? Oh, my God. God. They happen to... It's like an offshoot sister company of another company I was working with. So, yeah. Like, I need this. I just bought an m203

oh yeah you got a fucking do you have are you the m16 we're still in the form are you getting the grenadier m16 version I already I showed you uh yesterday I've got like a Vietnam surplus m16 triangle fucking and I've got the new like the predator scarface like grenade launching handguard to put on oh yes so just mount the 203 under that and say hello to my little friend. Do you need a white suit? I have a white suit. Why do you have a white suit? Look at me.

Why are you asking that question? Why do you think it's going to fit me? You've got very broad shoulders. You just called me fat? No, I'm saying you've got broad shoulders. You're a man's man. Also, you're tall. You're taller than I am.

He doesn't want to borrow your bed sheet. And you have penis farts. Fuck. Yeah, the penis farts. Fuck. Yeah, the penis farts are really awful. It started out as a blue jacket. Fuck. Here, take my suit. Batty, this is a ghost outfit. Why do you have a ghost outfit? Why are you guys

cut out of it, guys? You just have to bleep all of what Cody just said. Guys, Cody's floating again. Those damn floaters. Oh, god damn it. I have a wingsuit. Fuck off. That's my word. It's float-ah to you.

I hate it. God damn. Holy fuck. It's float on to you Okay Tarkov, so there's some good good finally again. I need to play it again. I know no so fuck up one day Play one day with us. You gotta play one day one day How long's this white been it's been Usual I think i skipped this i mean you were gone for you you blacked out for a minute i did it was like three or four months there we lost you i am back it's okay i just i hate the like the learning curve or just you don't need to learn i know you guys you know how to play you'll suffer either way i will and i'll get mad at the game or bad it doesn't matter you're gonna fucking die i've been hearing a lot though from like other creators that like just there's nothing to fucking play right now you yeah

That's why everybody's playing fortnight no build mode Everybody's been everybody shit themselves over the new fucking Elden ring and then after they got bored with that like they just There hasn't a goddamn thing yeah, there hasn't been really much the Microsoft conference yesterday two days ago Well, there's the one game what's a big um star field no the earth star the new skyrim the star so they make in a space version star finder yeah it's skyrim it's i would never skyrim it's basically no man's sky but like pretty sky cities skyrim in space is there it's what that is making it it's literally no man's sky that's the guy yeah that's awesome No Man's Sky. Oh, but that's Skyrim. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. It's their new, before Elder Scrolls VI comes out, they're doing Starfinder, and it's going

to be literally Skyrim meets fucking No Man's Sky. Out in space. You can go to, like, different planets. That one, I was like, okay, please be fucking dope as shit, because I love space games. Like, space games are... A lot of different ships. A lot of customization. You can build the fuck out of your ship though Apparently the combat mechanics people were like shitting on but it's a fucking it's just kind of like cyberpunk

Like cyberpunk like the combat combat mechanics for that really did kind of suck. I mean, yeah, we'll get Skyrim Delve arrow and you're good you canda's games have never been like insane comic. Cool, they added finishing moves finally, so it looks like you're killing something instead of just swinging a sword wildly. I'll say, though, VATS did change gaming. Oh, VATS? That was, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, okay, that's Fallout. I'm sorry. When I said Bethesda, I mean Skyrim, Morrowind, any Elder Scrolls title. Bethesda didn't do that. Fallout? Yeah, they did. No, they didn't. When I said Bethesda didn't do Fallout? No, they didn't. When I said Bethesda, I meant Skyrim

Elder Scrolls style. No, I totally had blanked on it. I want to remake New Vegas so bad. Head, head, head, head, head. Which is crazy. That platform was for the isometric view originally. I was surprised. I was like, wait, they're bringing VATS

into that first-person shooter. I was like wait they're bringing vats into that first person shooter I was like how's that gonna work and it worked fucking great because the old isometric one and two it was that's why it means fantastic oh my god jfk do you ever see me put that in my shootings? Yeah. A couple of my shootings. We talked about it, remember? The guy that took the prison guard to the top of the stairs. I did a VATS meme for that. It's like, shoot, shoot, shoot. It's the cop.

Dude, the cop transitions away from his shotgun and pulls his slat on one-handed. Like, bap, bap. Gets the guy in the head twice while he's holding a hostage. That is not a shot I could have done. Fluck, can we throw that up here? Wait, wait. We probably shouldn't do that. Black question.

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Is the original video monetized? I think so. Okay, well then... I'll put it in the description. Fuck yeah. We'll fucking roll the dash. Put it in the description below to see some dude get double tapped. Manual reviewers.

You little scamps, you. You little scamps. You little scamps. Y'all motherfuckers at home don't even know. Sometimes you get Jessica with her purple hair in California manual reviewing a video, and sometimes you get Bubba in Alabama. A lot of times it's Apu or Wong, whoever, because they outsourced this shit. I'm going to hold you down real quick.

All three of you flying. There's enough to go around. It's like Willy Wonka and you all ate that magical chocolate that floated up to the sky. Or the soda. That's what it was. The burping. Fucking Mr. Beast just released this video. Yeah, the chocolate factory.

Yeah, he gave away the chocolate factory. 60 million fucking views in a week. For him, that's actually kind of underperformed if you look at the other ones. Like he was in the 50s a million. There's still a fucking ton of and he had he had a gordon ramsay on there at the end of it i did he yeah i need to watch the entire thing because you were telling me gordon ramsay just did it because his kids like mr beast or something like that i think so i think that's what i heard that will get you really far and if your kids like it that's uh what there was another individual that happened black rifle got the ranch oh yeah because the kids like it. There was another individual that happened.

Isn't that how Black Rifle got the ranch? Oh, yeah, because the kids like... Yeah, that was the... For real? Yeah. That's literally how that worked. Huh. Yeah, fans of individuals like, hey, Don, what superhero did that for?

It was another superhero thing where Thor or something, one of their kids liked another super he was like hey i know my son like huge fan of yours blah blah blah he's having a party uh well you don't have to go but he really likes thor whoever and he dressed up as thor and came to the kid's birthday party just what's up i'm like oh man what a dad flex i know right it's the biggest dad flex There would mom do you for you room do you a pony? Thor yeah the door you like there's that one with Henry Cavill

Like he showed up cuz like his like nephew or whoever got in trouble for lying and saying that his uncle Superman Oh, oh so he like showed up to his classroom like no i'm superman literally holy dude big age yeah yeah the teacher thought yeah the teacher and the kids would always say he's lying can you get him to come to my birthday yes i forgot about that story yeah it's the kid they always thought the kid was telling fibs and then the teacher was like it told the the parents of henry cavill's nephew it's like your son keeps lying saying his uncle superman we can't have him lying so big h went to the fucking he did one of these fuck you kid so now that kid can no longer be called out for lying on anything by the way he's got a great new crypto investment that crypto in that stock market am i right yeah luna i think is the one that's that's real let's do a number everything's just crushing right now so bad right now it's gonna get worse

that way i know i'm not used to like filling up my gas tank and walking out and be like, oh, what the fuck? Why was it $80 to fill my little car up? That's weird. It was really upsetting. The gas station next to my house caps you off at 75 bucks. So Raptor. That's weird.

That's weird. It caps me off at 150. What's that about, buddy? Does it really? I've never, it will, I've no matter what car to use, it's never gone over $75 for me. Interesting. The one, right? Yeah. The one where we card I use, it's never gone over $75 for me. Interesting. The one, right?

Yeah. The one where we always get White Claw? They know he doesn't have air conditioning. I'm fucking with you. I was like, what? What the fuck? Baddie's like,

am I poor? Does it read my card? Does it know I'm poor? It's your bank's limit on that gas bill. It's like, decline. But for a Raptor, it's not even half a tank.

It's like $200 plus to fill up the Raptors. And we all drive the same exact truck. Super. It's a cult. Well, kids, if things look like they're looking bad right now, just remember that it's going to get a lot worse.

Another year. Another year. Meme up there, by the way it's gonna get worse have you seen that meme a little over the Russian dude or the gas mask but video games at least fuck yeah nothing coming out so that's dope Diablo 4 is coming out Diablo immortal pay to win is coming out people are never liking that. They're saying balls coming out. They're not liking Diablo 4 right now Immortal things about for yeah immortal then yeah, they're saying it costs like a hundred two hundred thousand dollars to get no Best care is the problem Diablo immortal apparently is going to be really good But they're also adding pay- pay to win mechanics so you can

Just buy yourself to being the best As a non paying player You can get there it's just like Which I'm fine with At the end of the day You should just buy this stuff they're making it very Incentivized to just buy it At my age now I'm like

I don't got time to fucking game I'm like yo that's a dope buy Now I am a hundred percent, I don't got time to fucking game. I'm like, yo, that's a dope idea. Now I am. A hundred percent. I just don't give a shit anymore. What a spicy take. Dude, 80 hours. I do get it. 80 hours into this or Eli spends $100.

Do you have any idea what our hourly... I do got World of Warcraft. If I jump on, I'm like, I haven't played in a while. God, I don't want to level a character to fucking 60 or 70 or whatever it is now. I'll spend the 30 bucks just to fucking get it to the highest level. We're busy people.

I know where you were going to say that. I was like, where are you going to pay this level at? Well, think about it. What's our hourly rate? Mine is much lower than all of yours. What's our hourly Yeah, very high. What's an hour hourly rate? Very high. Even still, like, it's way, way, way higher than what a lot of these people should.

Your average, like, ours is probably now $500 to $1,000 an hour would be a rough estimate. Depends on what you're doing, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, for contra- or not contra- What, you guys make money? It really does depend, though, on, like, what it is. Exactly. The companies, it all matters you're talking about raid ads or something like that it's like yeah really really fucking high a little bit more i'm gonna do a raid ad tomorrow really you can do it absolutely they do on twitch oh no shit

oh yeah that's right i've seen those yeah they seem like a lot of ads i feel like if people knew what we made on some of this shit they wouldn't like us anymore especially mobile gaming ads and stuff what was that mobile game you did the other it wasn't right it was some other shit I do a few

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With a pitch like that, my god. We probably should get some ads for this podcast. We're doing okay. I can feel that dislike button getting hit right about now. I can feel it. I feel a disturbance in the force. Hit the like button.

I called them on it. It's's okay they don't show the numbers anymore We're good Dude we're gonna get a play button soon I know we're at 70k We hit 70k earlier today I know Like this morning Fucking dope

We're just climbing It's climbing And then we'll have Ray Chattel Watch that left arm there buddy It's just it's just clock He's not white it's fine Chill Cody chill is it storm storm front yeah calm down storm front

the boys is so good i've only seen the first episode oh my god with that first episode. Fuck! I was warned in advance. This is without giving anything. Wow. Jesus. Yeah. Okay, so that was the first one. The wiener episode. Okay.

They do things due to pee-pee. It's like when they get out of the bed, he shakes the wrap. That was fucking great, dude. There might be spoilers. Just saying no spoilers. It's just a fucking... Tiny spoilers.

We're doing silly emotions. Tiny spoilers. Yeah. Dude, that's... But it's going so... I'm halfway through the last episode. The fourth? Yeah, the fourth one.

That show is going so fucking hard and so good. I'm just so happy with that show right now dude i still fucking hate huey he's still the biggest pussy in the world i know yeah and he's got such a good influence but yeah but you're fucking badass it's different in the comics man but you actually mans up and starts killing things and i know he does it some in the show but it's like he's still kind of a giant moments and then he'll revert back to being like just a total putz. Yeah. It'd be terrifying. I was like man like looking Homelander in the face

you're like this dude could literally just. He'd sneeze and I would die. Yeah. And there's nothing you can do. And you know he's thinking about it. I know. I know. And that actor they got he's just this season is doing so good and like just the cusp of that

that line of going crazy insanity he's like every time he's on screen you're just like i'm uncomfortable because i can't we can't even talk about this now because like we want to talk about specific i know and you're just like because you fuckers won't watch the show oh and we can't even talk about this now because like we want to talk about specific instances. I know and you're just like. Because you fuckers won't watch the show. Oh and we can't give spoilers. We can't be them. I'm going to give you all three more episodes before we just spoil everything. Yeah. Once the show's done and like all the episodes are out I'll bet.

Oh yeah. Yeah straight up. You got like a week after the last episode and then I'm full on just. We're doing it. Spoilers. I'll go down in the comments myself and spoiler for you. Even if I'm not on just... We're doing it. Spoilers. I'll go down in the comments myself and spoiler for you. Even if I'm not on the episode, I'll do it. Dude, that was the one spoiler I got.

Dude, I am really... I love the Marvel shit a lot. Oh, you got spoiled? I was a big fucking Iron Man fan from day one. He was a fucking weapon nerd. Playboy billionaire. Fucking dope. I always thought that was cool. I was really into

it end game i went i got tickets that fucking night an hour before i went to go see it on my youtube home page it just pops up iron man death scene and had the thumbnail was the whole i'm like this better be fake better be fuck you they better be i was so pissed off I was not right I love you 3000 Do you see like when I'm scrolling through anything I'm like oh what's oh nope I like I feel bad I was on Twitch when that was happening like live streaming

Like cause I didn't see it till like I think the second or third Day my poor mods God bless your souls Those motherfuckers purged and deleted Everything they all got spoiled every one of my mods were like we're not gonna see this now and i was like blizzardly like don't look at my chat don't look at my chat play the game i love you guys thanks for ruining everything for yourselves oh i uh i hate that was upsetting like i what kind of cunt does that

there were people doing that uh around that time period just like they did when like snape killed dumbledore there was the lines out the door the movie theaters and people were driving by in their cars and recording themselves screaming snape kills dumbledore like that whole thing yeah they were doing that for the book yeah they were doing that for the book to get the book out the book came out they were reading like the last page they would because i said that little extra they were just like reading the last page of the books and shit i'm like that's hardcore you just roll around reading a book at people loudly and angrily after episode seven came out i saw people going around i saw somebody got a vinyl wrap for their car that said like han solo dies see this is where

like i'm glad i'm not on twitter much i'm very rarely but that's where a lot of people get shit spoiled was twitter that that's where i lot of people get shit spoiled was Twitter. That's where I've always heard. It's like, hey, spoilers. Or Reddit. I won't go on Reddit and I won't go on fucking Twitter. Reddit's kind of toxic anyway. Reddit is kind of.

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I never started either of them. They just like fucking adopted it without me. But yeah, we have the Reddit for fucking our unsubscribe. Do you? Yeah. There's a yeah, there's a unsubscribe right at someone started. I didn't know we had one. Yeah.

I commented on one. They're like, this isn't the real. I was like, little do they know. My usernames on a lot of shit are like, not the AK guy. I had Reddit like fucking 12 years before I started Donut. So my handle on Reddit is Bacon Opinion. Oh, that's a really good

name. We have a subreddit. Holy shit. Unsubscribed podcast is a joy of food now. It'subscribed podcast is joy food now donut operator bacon opinion so fucking good I'm gonna post on our subreddit right now yeah be like we're in the middle of an episode what you fucks up

to penis fart I'm a simple man he said penis fart he said penis fart fuck you guys cheers they added a dick and a poop together I'm a simple man Cheers They added a dick and a poo together. I don't that I don't that's against the rules of our own subreddit, but I did it I doubt it is the canopy. We're gonna find out wait who's running our subreddit. I don't know a great question I just give me a heavy. It's a small cup. You're fine

Are these all double shots? No no no the shooters are those are just regular shots patty yeah that's a full subreddit our subreddit is fucking hilarious you're like what the fuck i'm gonna put that there's a link to the subreddit in the bio give us your submissions we'll talk about it. Yeah, no, we're absolutely going to talk. The first post right now in the subreddit is anybody know where the clip of CNN talking about Batty is? Oh, yeah, because was it CNN or was it someone else? It was like a subsidiarity.

It was one of CNN's local channels. What was that word again? Huh? Subsidiary. Subsidiary. Hey, you got it. You got it. I'm still chewing on the vodka Dude actually movies and stuff

Have been really on point lately Top Gun which I fucking love Shows are really good I still haven't seen it I've heard nothing but good things Like literally nothing It's Star Wars episode 1 Did you watch that dude It shit. It's Star Wars episode

It is so on fire like watch your absolute episode one like as in like New hope okay Fat electrician did that video you guys so wait wait to watch that before go watch already spoiled it for me Cuz now I'm gonna be watching for it. Yeah, but now but it's really good. There's no spoilers maverick gets his parents burned on tatooine yeah yeah he gets that he becomes a pilot plot twist best pilot in the galaxy gosh join the navy now it's really fucking good the show's talk about it so bad i know dude that's why i was like so stoked fucking flying jet afterwards i was like yeah i just watched that movie last week tell us when we're doing the jet shit before it happens so we can all go watch top gun like in that uh theater together naked done yeah exactly you know be a cool little clip if you're watching

top gun on your phone while you're in the jet that would be dope that'd be a neat clip or did you just you have another phone recording you're doing and he's like what are you doing he's like i'm watching a movie quiet down he's going around that's like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm watching a movie. Quiet down. He's going in. I'm just like, is that the GoPros? The shot is just all you see is your hand watching that. And then you pan up. And it's fucking.

The fucking open. Yeah. Oh, so badass. Fucking that. Boys, animes. They have some. I mean, Shield Hero right now is popping. Oh, Kenobi.

Have you guys watched Kenobi? I haven't watched it yet. I haven't heard one episode. I'm loving it. I am too. I haven't seen... Oh, no, I can't listen to this episode. I have my issues with it, but I enjoy it.

I think it's... I'm enjoying it. When the moments come where it's like, oh, this is fucking neat. It makes up for all the silly shit but at the same point I'm still of the mind and I will die on this hill every day of the week I will take

every bit of new Star Wars Disney is pumping out whether it's good or bad versus no Star Wars I do you want to go back to the dark times before we had Star Wars I know what you're thinking. Quiet down, Cody.

I don't know, man. I legitimately think I may have taken no Star Wars over episodes 7, 8, and 9. I thought the story sucked, but they were visually fucking beautiful. I agree with that. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with a cinematic experience. I like Rogue One. Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie. Alright. That's hard.

Tell me Rogue One is not the best Star Wars movie. I don't think it is. Is that where they kill everyone at the end? Yeah. I thought Darth Vader and that one scene is the best scene in Star Wars. Because you know the story behind that, right? Yes. They weren't going to include it and then they went back

like this isn't quite complete they're like what if we made Darth Vader a horror villain and now I need to watch have you not seen world one no world one I haven't oh when that when he fucking shows up that is the best way to introduce Vader fucking of all time like

homeboy just comes in there like which is red well people screaming so that was amazing the original you know how they they were slow on fighting so george lucas originally the that was the direction it was these the weapons had weight to them blah blah blah which actually there's a meme that just came out a week ago i read it was like uh my five-year-old watching Star Wars The New Hope or Return of the Jedi. Like, Dad, are lightsabers made of light? Why does that one have a shadow? And in the fucking shot, there's a shadow of the lightsaber on the ground.

Oh, that's interesting. And it's like me, a 37-year-old man. What the fuck? It's a lightsaber Now I'm trying to find out Yes you want to make the thing called a lightsaber Made of weight It was the 70s Cut him some slack

I guess it was the 80s We're talking about Return of the Jedi though It's like when One of the most famous effects they use when the speeder's going across the desert and george lucas took vaseline and put it on the camera lens so it looks looks like there's not wheels on the yeah like little shit like that they did some crazy shit that was back when it was like b-movie shit i dig that like because they didn't have any fucking budget so they actually had to, God forbid, think about things.

That is my favorite era. And I still try to do that. And I will always try to use practical over VFX. If you can mix them, I think that's the most beautiful thing you can do. But practical, the old Star Wars, the aliens, fucking... My favorite movie is The Thing. The Thing is fucking amazing. Really?

The Thing is one of my... That's your favorite movie? Oh, one of my favorite movies that I mean Practical horror I'd say yeah, Oh pans labyrinth not pans. I'll just laugh the lab right with David Bowie Yeah, yeah, like a little animatronic shit Yeah, and he was a massive hands labyrinth to see that Yeah, but Guamar del Toro directed that I think. No, he just did the, Henson did the puppetry.

Yeah, he did the, yeah. It's fucking amazing. I think so, I could be making that up. I only know who did, because you said the thing is yours, right? I only know who did that because it's in Rick and Morty. Oh, yep, yep, yep. The Cronenbergs. Cronenbergs Morty. Have you seen the new movie he's coming out with? Cronenberg just came outronenbergs. The Cronenbergs. Cronenbergs. Have you seen the new movie he's coming out with?

Cronenberg just came out with a fucking freaky ass movie. Oh, yeah. We were talking about this. Something from the future. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking trailer for it.

God damn it. What was it called? Sense of the Future or something like that. Yeah. I don't remember. Dude, all these fucking, see, there's so many stories. Lord of the Rings. Fucking $500 million budget for this season.

For what? The new Lord of the Rings. There's a Lord of the Rings guy? I didn't fucking know that. Amazon bought it. Amazon bought the rights to it. They're making a show. Here's the problem.

They only bought the rights to the story that was already told, and they're just inventing new shit off of it. They're not going into any of the old Lord of the Rings. It's not like the Samarillian. Samarilla. Samarillian? Yeah. Samarillian.

Yeah. Samarillian. Take me a second. I gotta chew on those words for a minute. It's about theian. Samarilla. Samarillian? Yeah. Samarillian. Yeah. Take me a second. I gotta chew on those words for a minute. It's about the right to salmonella. Yeah, the salmonella rights were not purchased. I love Tolkien's salmonella. It's the best works.

That, the Game of Thrones. If we have a brunch joint, we need to make that a dish. Tolkien's salmonella. It's like a chicken sandwich. Jesus. Yeah, we don't cook it. Just eat it. It's just raw. It's like a chicken sandwich. Jesus. Yeah, we don't cook it. Just eat it. It's just raw. Just a slab of chicken breast.

Alright, well, if you're ordering that, here's the waiver. If I'm not here, it's a challenge. Also, here's some don't die. Don't die. You just have the list, like the pegboard of completed winners of the challenge, and it's empty. No one hit. You could be the challenge and it's empty. No one hit. Well, people have finished it.

You could be the first. It's living. Be quiet and honor. People that finished it list, people that have survived after a week list. Bunch of names on this one. Very sparse on the next. Why is there a bunch of words? They look visibly ill in the second photo.

They're hospital pictures. It's like Chernobyl photos. They're just dying. You're like, ah, whatever. Visibly ill in the second photo One is in marble Why didn't our brunch place work out Do it murdered the patrons Star Wars needs to do like old old like Revan or even going back before Revan with like Tulek I was looking up I was like Disney to do that yes I do

Disney right well some of the directors if it's what's his name Filioni yeah yeah he can do whatever the fuck he wants with Star Wars and he's good he's so good what's he done Mandalorian Iron Man but no no that's Jon Favreau Jon Favreau.

Jon Favreau, too. Jon Favreau and Filioni together are fucking awesome. They did Mandalorian. Clone Wars was Filioni. Like, those dudes are fucking, like... They got the lore. The good episodes of Boba Fett. The good episodes.

Tula Kord. If they did Tula Kord in his fucking prime, I'd just be like... You know, too... Old Knights of the Old Republic? Yep. So Tula K cord was one of the OG's or some shit is like the first and the second so Darth Vader killed 30 sit 30 Jedi, right? I think he hunted and killed like 30 or 40 Jedi in his time

to a cord killed a thousand and once that like a thousand over due to a cord was a fucking monster He was an Egyptian of sith he's considered the greatest saber combat like duelist period like no one would fuck even the Jedi wouldn't even go to war with him because how strong he was like now just like I live over there what was his tomb in Knights of the I do believe so to natural or oh to it's one of the two i think it's one Oh, he's fucking gnarly looking bro. He murdered over a thousand jedi and during the war He would just slay sith and jedi alike like people would not fuck with that dude

He looks like a fallout character Yeah, he's gnarly as fuck and he used jedi he's sith magic which went away Later because they for is a forgotten thing that dude was a fucking monster gnarly as fuck and he used uh jedi uh he used sith magic which went away later because it's a forgotten thing that dude was a fucking monster and he just the extended universe it doesn't exist anymore i but that's the one i was like go back and show him just murder reven reven to reven and malik give us the origin story of night's little republic why is that not a movie yet that's the one like Night of the Old Republic was one of my favorite games.

Like, have you played that one? Good news, it's coming back. No, I remember that was a little, just slightly before my time. You go and, I didn't do PC stuff back in the day. Play it because these, they're remastering it.

Oh yeah, they are. I would actually play it. Oh, I love that dude. I put so many hours into that on Xbox. I can say that's probably the first choice game. Like you get like you know it's like oh good or bad like your choices to going to evil to go sith was amazing like it was ak-74 the droid uh wait what hk uh 47 47 there you go so I like the droid. So you just ran his shirt. Close to home here.

But you could literally talk to him like and then you would rile up if you were going Sith and you could go full Sith. Murder everybody. When you're trying to like have families like discuss not killing each other, you'd be like, man that guy called you a piece of shit. Like you're supposed to like deescalate the situation. You walk up to one side, and you're like, hey, man, that dude talks shit, and they said they were going to fucking shoot you. Then your droid walks over, because your droid's also evil,

and he's like, yeah, bro, that other dude, he said you were a fat piece of shit, and your wife's a whore. And then you just watch the families murder each other. And then you hold Cody down. The game was so good on some of those things i was like oh this is like that was obsidian right who made the original uh fable yeah right okay i was wondering why that sounded familiar i think i didn't i could be wrong i'm pretty sure obsidian made the original

fable though because that's what basically that was in the days of star wars where they would just contract out whatever they're like oh you want to make a star wars game really yeah they just gave it away 30 royalties fucking go for it dude and that game got like that slayed across the board that got really good fucking reviews the choice mechanics going sith or jedi things man yeah it was it was like very defining on it and then when all those little things like the guy stuck in the locker that's just he's afraid so he's literally hiding in the locker and he won't come out because of a wave of enemies came through and killed shit and he if you're going sith right it's like come on out they made nintendo republic 2 they made the second who made the first one uh the first one was that was a good one the first one but the second one was amazing

too it was still another good as a first is the one i was you know i was thinking about this fucking yesterday i made the first one i was thinking about this yesterday uh the the game that was my game growing up was uh for star wars was clone wars oh my god wars holy fuck i was thinking like i would literally just just pay somebody to like start a you know gofundme or whatever i put my own money into that to have that remastered like modern graphics same story same audio same everything just modernize the graphics maybe the gameplay just a little just like small changes and you're good not like they did with battlefront though because battlefront they changed the game oh my god fable was lionhead i was off on on all that. Sorry I did Ever buy aware cuz bio and that's why Jed the first one was considered the the pinnacle

And I mean the options the dude in the locker He's hiding he's terrified and you can be like he's like I won't come out and choice options Come out right now or I'll fucking kill you or it's like come on. I killed everything like get the fuck out. Yeah, it's safe It's like get the fuck out like no, I's safe. It's like get the fuck out like no I'm not coming out. He's like get out or I'll kill you. It's like I'm staying in here. Okay? Insert lightsaber into locker you turn it off and just slide it in pull it out Oh man, this game is gnarly and you can do that the entire game is just Murder so it's not like you choose in the beginning, like Sith Jedi.

It's like, okay, it's literally got a scale. So you have neutral. The course is literally just karma. Yes. Yeah. It was honestly one of the first karma systems.

Holy fuck. We're talking about video games. What the fuck? Come, come, come 20. It literally, the more evil decisions it would like, darken your skin.

Eyes go red. Your eyes would turn that golden, dark color. If you were good, you would. What happened? Holy shit. You'd glow a blue. There was like a glow. Evil decisions, you turn that dark color.

I'm like. Nikita, no. Those blick guys. Evil. Very evil. I'll give you guys that clip Can we talk about that one Can we explain that real quick So Clean We talked about this when it first happened

We were live I'm pretty sure Clean was on the podcast I wasn't there for that This was like Episode 4 We need to tell the story again clean was on the podcast i wasn't there for that no this was like we'll tell it again yeah we need to tell the story again oh yeah this was yeah this is early this is the one that has like 5 000 views it was me t-rex arms uh i think pace performance clean and nikita the developer from escape from tarkov i was talking about like this new, right? The Dark Division or whatever the hell it is.

And I haven't gotten to the funny part. We know the punchline. I got you, bro. I got him. But he just said something like, we're having a whole podcast about just, you know, gun stuff and Tarkov and everything. And he's talking about some of his new ideas.

One of these black guys the ultimate evil You know just and I start fucking losing my shit cuz I have no poker face Yeah, your eyes are like because I immediately made eye contact through the screen with clean I'm like they're clean We saw my lean like the dark side dark side yeah yeah no like or something like dark division dark yeah some mercenary group right yeah some russian fuck your shit up mercenaries like but bear you know uh what is it dark division but the developer dark cop was like something very badly. English is not his first language. Out of context.

Black Division. It was the Black Division. That's what you guys were talking about. Yeah, he... Clean went in for the save. He's like, the Division, the Black Division. Yeah, the Black Division, right? He's like, yes. What did you think I'm talking about?

Welcome to America! He said more than that. It was something like, uh... They're strong, powerful, you know, blah blah blah, like their ultimate evil. It was the ultimate evil. No, because he goes like, these black guys.

Yeah, that's right. It's like, no, no, no, no, no. You see everyone's face like... Well, because the other, like, Paul and, like, Lucas, I think they kept their shit together pretty well. I just started cracking up. You were just laughing. Cleen was just like, big eyes, like... I could see it in his eyes, like, looks at me on the screen.

I'm crying. He's just like... So, uh... Black division, am I right? Oof. right oof here here for you guys you can watch it too right now right here we'll put it right here those black guys it's unavoidable unavoidable evil like with theous sizes like super evil thing. Yeah, the the black division unit in You are like actually nothing to compare compared to this force Oh, it's so good all those little clips. I'll send you the clip look I mean, yeah, someone just posted

I just showed Savannah that like a week ago or two weeks ago cuz I was like watch Brandon's eyes and I zoom in in your eyes like here and then frame to noticeably open like fuck my life no he's gone terribly wrong no poker face at all i'm awful at it nope same bro same man hey at least that's going good it's not that bad of a time right now your stocks and all that but games are not much games stocks are really bad movies though crypto and stocks are bad and they're getting worse. It's going to get worse. We're headed for a major recession, if not a depression. Stock up on canned food and shotguns.

That's great. I just want to shoot them in the air. Oh, yeah. So you can shoot them in the air when intruders come around. Body armor. Oh, yeah, that's illegal now. In New York? Yeah.

I think they're passing it. Have they passed it yet? I don't know. I'm pretty sure it passed,'t yeah they signed a bill they signed it i don't know yeah it made it through one of the steps that was like you can't own body armor anymore we don't have this shit it's like it passed the house and like we'll never pass the senate and they just promote it like it's still bullshit either way like oh wow a bunch of people are getting shot what's the one thing that will prevent that yeah ban that what's what stops bullets let's make that illegal i don't you're dumb politicians are dumb we would save it with the hot Dude, if you're over the age of 65, you need to be

out of office like tomorrow. I'm just like, you can't drive. Let's have a cognition test for office. I just know when I can watch somebody drive and be like, this person's fucking old! And then road rage and Eli, I'm just like,

and I pull up and I'm like, and I'm like, that dude is dude is making they say stereotypes don't exist but i can pretty much predict what driver i'm about to pass oh yeah every time every time every fucking time 80 right that poor lady that almost hit that poor lady that almost hit my porsche the other day oh yeah dude uh you yeah yeah yeah this is the one that yelled at you she got mad at you right i yelled at her i was like this and then she was like pointed at the thing i was like now you get angry are you staring at their shadows going out my window and i'm confused why there's shadows outside my window deer bears deer bears in my backyard

bear deer i think we've got this covered. Between the four of us, I think we'll be okay. I know, I'm just confused. Look around, look around. Unless Batty has no ammo in this house. This is gonna be a 4K snuff film. I just, I don't see that ever. It's confusing. If he had no ammo in this house, I think the rest

of the three of us have it covered. That is very true. Got you, Batty. Good, thanks. I hope so. Dude, are they coming for your dragon skulls? It's IRS. That's the worst time. They're like peeking through shit. Whoa.

They start conversating. The cameras are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The cameras are not bad. Leave the cameras. Our catcher of the next episode is us self holding we're in long chairs we're outside

we're fucking homeless Betty's gone cooking some like fucking spam beans and franks over a fire so the IRS came thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast as always eli double tap bonobopperator and the beautiful wonderful amazing sexual hot one of luda's hair brandon herrera the

ak guy and baddie screams i'm going with baddie screams from now on that's way better dude baddie streams is literally you screaming into that I was like why why I hate it so much you're screaming just change it to batty screams. No They were watching by guess make sure to LIKE subscribe follow unsub touch kiss. We'll see you next time Fucking dick is batty wait got a fat dick I forgot. I gotta go. The new song. I believe in you.

Struggle with this now. What was your ASVAB score again? Four. He was infantry. Yeah, use your teeth. Everyone gets mad when I do that, though. Because you do it on steel.