Unsubscribe Podcast - 59 - Baddest Of Them All ft. FroggyFresh

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep59 - The Baddest of Them All ft. FroggyFresh The OG viral Youtube mini star Froggy Fresh AKA Krispy Kreame AKA Tyler Cassidy! What a wild and random ride this one is. Even wilder now is some of our favorite viral Tiktok sounds are also the one and only as well!! LETS GET IT ON! HE. IS. THE. BADDEST OF THEM ALL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XArx0ASwyDc GO CHECK OUT @FroggyFreshRap AKA @Tyler Cassidy Music https://www.youtube.com/c/FroggyFreshRap/featured https://www.youtube.com/c/TylerCassidyMusic1990 OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast WE HAVE A SUBREDDIT??? https://www.reddit.com/r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast/ CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Operation Donut https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We good? Very cool. Hey, we got headroom, Batty. Look, now there's a gap. You did it, Batty. I'm fucking proud of you, man. It's the little things you've came so far in the community of creative content and working on camera stuff. And just big shout out to everything you've done.

You lost so much weight. You have a beard. You're putting yourself. How fat was Batty, bro? I know. You're like, this isn't fat, Batty. No, no, no, no, no, no,die bro I know you're like this isn't fat baddie no no no no you're like this dude lost weight

he don't look like he was ever fat he's f***ing hellenic I wasn't applying anything say hi to Eli it's racially ambiguous baddie that guy's f***ing ridiculous and don't hurt it's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for

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come subscribe here we go welcome to the podcast say hi to Eli, fuck all of you hate everything say hi to Betty Betty's the fucking man bro don't feed it to him!

Get out of there! Stop it right now! You stop it right now! You shut the fuck up. We don't feed into that positive shit. If we're gonna win that Deadpool, we need you to bring him down. No, it's not gonna happen from s***. He's gonna be on like a scooter or something, bro.

Why are you talking about that? It's not gonna be fucking s***. Why are you gonna be on like a scooter or something Like why are you talking about that bro? He's not gonna be on a f***ing scooter Why is he gonna be on a f***ing scooter? He's gonna be on a motorcycle In Paris or something, he's gonna be on a scooter in Paris He's trying something athletic In Europe, he's gonna be in Europe somewhere He's gonna be in Europe somewhere

He's saying a scooter It's gonna be f***ing Ezra Miller bro He's gonna f***ing find you a f***ing scooter bro In Paris You're gonna get kidnapped bro fucking Ezra Miller, bro. He's going to fucking in Paris. You're going to get kidnapped. I'm going to get kidnapped. I mean, honestly, I hope I get kidnapped.

Fuck it. Let's go. Oh, man. That's going to be a low. Open it. All right. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here.

I'm joined today by Batty Streams, Eli Double Tap and the amazing Tyler Cassidy, a.k.a. Froggy Fresh. You may know him as singing some of the funniest, most viral shit on the internet.

Not shit. Chocolate rain. This guy right here. Chocolate rain knocked it out of the park. Doing whatever since then. She's taking off. Talk about chocolate rain, bro. What the fuck?

Can we go back to slave trade baddie? Sex slave trade baddie? Eli! Sorry. Reel it in! We're just gonna reel trade baddie. Eli! Sorry. Reel it in! We're just gonna reel it back in. Just calm down. You're out of control today.

That is the flash. I always come first. Like, I just gotta... No, he's talking like you're the flash. Kidnapping somebody? Yeah. Yeah. A minor.

That was his joke. Technically, they're 18. Okay. See, Batty's putting technicalities on a room. Yeah. A minor. That was his joke. Technically they're 18. Okay. See, Batty's putting technicalities on stealing people. When you're trafficking people, Batty's like, well, technically they're 18. When you're trafficking people, these technicalities are very important. We're talking death sentence versus like 25 to life. You know, it's very different.

Halo. Halo. Okay. So you can kidnap anyone and not be executed. I'm just going to throw that out there. Even if it's a child? Even if it's a child. Really? Yeah.

As long as you don't murder him. Well, kidnap. That's what the globalists don't want you to know. You can kidnap each other. Welcome to Red Pill, the podcast. I meant to sound like Alex Jones. We start putting, he comes in, he's never watched an episode. He's like, what the fuck did I sign up for?

We have our aluminum hats we put on. We could do that with so many women. We walk in, under the table, we put on our aluminum hats and go, what? With Alex Jones. Oh, God. It's amazing also. I'm not going to be on that episode. I'm not either. It on that episode I don't either

why not what happens if you were with Alex Jones you get cancelled or something oh yeah real quick Joe Rogan has them on you can't cancel Joe Rogan yeah it's Joe Rogan you can cancel unsubscribe real quick I'm easily in that cancelable circle

still yeah I haven't broken out of that I feel like I'd get cancelled too, but I'd be like, fuck it, it's Alex Jones, bro. You know what I mean? Like, for real. Then you can just do stuff after that, bro. It's always the forever sleep. Forever sleep. Fuck, put forever sleep over

his verbiage. That spicy sleep. The spicy sleep. Yeah, that's what we'll call it now. Also, your wife, if you want to sit on a couch instead of baddie's corner or a chair completely up to you yeah she'll let me know if i'm funny wait is there a chair somewhere i need a chair yeah baddie doesn't have chairs guys yeah baddies chairs the rs took those before she asked where she could sit. Batty pointed at the corner. It was weird. I'm the one that pointed it out.

I'm the nice guy right now. There's not a single person in this world who thinks you're the nice guy. Guys. I think you're nice. Shut the fuck up. See? Go get some ones in chat. Ones in chat if Eli's nice.

Twos in chat if Eli's a piece of shit piece of shit Don't you ever do But you have a good day tomorrow can't say why cuz it's a secret But you need to be on cloud fucking nine right now not this little sassy girl we have going right now you did this what i didn't don't know who's our guest i'm just watching mom and dad fight our guest today is tyler cassidy our new friend we hit him up three days ago we're like hey you want to be on podcast and my life was that fucking bad I was like I was just like Nah I was just like Nah that's just

You check my schedule Yeah I'm free Oh man So like we I pressed on it a little bit You're just You're a YouTube OG man Thanks dog

I appreciate it Listen to you Back in the day The baddest Was it the baddest Hell yeah bro That's when my mom was like You gotta get back on your meds bro When I dropped the baddest bro i was like interview me mom like practice for practice

i want to practice for daniel tosh and she was like i was like ask what questions i was like ask like where i'm from mom she was like okay where are you from i was just like i'm from birmingham alabama she was like i think you need to get back on your meds i was like, mom, I'm funny. I was like, I'm funny. It's Prozac, by the way. I'm not like shooting nobody. It's not like some like schizophrenia. It's not like schizophrenia. It's just like a depressed ass boy.

She was like, you're too sad. And now you're like being delusional. As we feed him booze. Take this with your Prozac. Sorry, I'm back on my meds too. Dude, I forgot you were on Tosh. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. That's I'm back on my meds too. Dude, I forgot you were on Tosh. That's fucking. Yeah.

That's where I first saw you way back when. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. How the fuck did you forget about that? It was awkward interview in the history of the fucking world. That was the fucking best time of my life, bro. That was at your high point too. That was the dopest, bro.

And you were like, I fucking nailed this. It was great. I was young as shit too, so I was scared because I was like 22, bro. I was like 22, bro. And you were like, I fucking nailed this. I was young as shit, too, so I was scared. How old were you on that? I was like 22, bro. I was scared as fuck. How old are you now? I'm 32. Dang, okay.

Batty's still older. 32. When's your birthday? Batty's birthday's on February 18th. Hey, see? See See good friend bro Thank you It's Wednesday's birthday bro Fuck you we're right next to each other

I know I gave him a clue because I helped him remember his own birthday I don't know I have to knock you down before tomorrow You're about to be on cloud nine. Yeah, I'm sure. Dude, you woke up and chose violence today.

I don't know why today was the day of violence. I'm having a great day. Let's ruin Patty's. Just marching in. He's skipping up Patty's driveway. I'm about to fuck his shit up Clouds, rainbows Butterflies

I was having such a good day man And you showed up God damn, don't, no I'm not holding your hand, stop it Talking more about fucking Tyler You got the same size fucking hands You're fucked bro, you got the same size fucking hands you're fucked bro you got the same size hands as me bro but our dicks look huge mine don't shit

i was comparing a little barbie hand holding it and you're still out here fucking g-ing it up with them tiny hands bro god damn bro you're like an elite soldier in this show. You give me fucking hope, bro. Oh, shit, bro. This was the determining factor of hope. Yes, bro. I love it, bro. Holy fucking shit. We're friends now. We're friends.

His hands are the same size. You know how they give short guys everywhere hope? They're damn skippy. There is a life outside of this. Speaking of dick. Come? We're not going into come yet. We got to wait off on that.

I didn't know up until a couple days ago that he had the viral TikTok song. Calories? Calories? Yeah. It's just a stupid little piano song. It's a stupid little piano song. I was just like, you about to burn some calories on my dick You know what I mean

Yeah I know Now I know Instantly I know that one That one and your boyfriend's a bitch Those are the two that I heard more times I was trying to get a fucking girlfriend bro And I fucking got one bro It worked Shout out to that song Let's go I'm trying to get a fucking girlfriend, bro. And I fucking got one, bro.

It worked. Shout out to that song. Let's go. Dude, no, my Savannah actually knew who he was based off of. She was like, oh, the TikToker. And I was like, oh, you don't know he did YouTube back then? And she's like, no idea about YouTube back in the day. I was like, oh, God. We are old as shit.

A little bit. It happens. Yeah, I always feel like, I always feel like, wait, God. We are old as shit. A little bit. It happens. Yeah, I always feel like, I always feel like, wait, I don't know if this, wait, what about the people who like little kids? So, time out. The eternal sleep. Time out.

Tell me you don't feel, hold on one second. No, don't look at me like that. Is that a forbidden sleep? Depends on which way you go on. You want to say pedophile? Dude, I always feel like a pedophile on TikTok, bro. Is that a forbidden? Depends on which way you go on. You want to say pedophile? Dude, I always feel like a pedophile on TikTok, bro. It's all you know, bro.

When you get on TikTok, you don't feel that fucking old that you feel like I'm not supposed to be on here. Because everyone is like 14 with their titties out, bro. Like everyone. It's like the next generation is fucked, bro. I get my ass banned off TikTok. I feel like I get everything taken down and then I'm I literally just strong like there's an ass Kid porn bro tick-tock is literally like kid porn, bro. Before it was TikTok. Wasn't it musically? This motherfucker's like, get him the fuck out of here, bro. He's like, I'm out. He's like, this channel's fucked up.

We got him, boys. This channel's fucked. The eye goes through the windows. Chris Hansen walks in. We got you, Froggy. I don't really fuck with TikTok. It was musically before. I remember this.

Didn't musically become TikTok? I don't know. Or was it bought out? Watch my TikTok shit get busted now. Watch me get kicked off fucking TikTok. You're getting canceled now. No, Musical.ly was bad, bad. Like, it was just basically child fucking porn.

It was fucking weird as shit. And I'm pretty sure, I don't know if it got bought out by TikTok or whatever the fuck happened to Musical.ly, but that shit was fucking wild. And it's gotten better, but it's still bad. I don't get on it got bought out by tiktok or whatever the fuck happened musically but that shit was fucking wild and it's it's gotten better i don't get on it i never get on tiktok hardly ever bro but when i do every time i'm like what is this bro this girl's like 16 like that i mean that's weird successor tiktok yeah it was because musically i remember i remember those old original ads where it'd be like Person singing The two people doing the duet It was always the singing And it turned into like old creepy dudes

Doing it to fucking 14 year old girls Constantly Oh yeah Leon Lush did a couple videos No straight up It's fucking wild It was just a creepy ass platform And then you get banned for the banning system is banned for you wasn't banned you get like you'll get like your video taken down

for the dumbest i'm so fucked now shout out tiktok bro y'all y'all are doing it good yeah those are the ones that it's like Kasab gets banned for. I threw a pin at her for a skit. Well, I didn't even throw a pin. It's like me and then she catches it like that. I think the baddest got taken down from TikTok for the BB guns.

Oh, I'm sure it did. Yeah. I'm serious. I use real guns and they get taken down. So I'm sure your BB guns get taken down too. Nerf guns get taken down. Yeah. You can sometimes get around it by putting hashtag airsoft

But everyone knows we're not shooting airsoft guns. My minigun video is still up there that would never never had an issue I've been shooting a minigun notice it not didn't get flagged Didn't get a normally what they'll do is they'll flag you'll take it on you can appeal it and they'll put it right back up It loses all of its fucking traction, that's what happens yeah but that one never got taken down but me fucking just showing a gun video's gone and it's gone for like three days then they'll put it back up it's like oh so instead of a million views you're gonna get five thousand ten thousand five thousand it's just like fucking insane how fuck social media man in general fuck all of it it's bullshit i don't get on it a lot that shit makes me depressed a lot more than social media because everyone's In general, fuck all of it. This is bullshit. I don't get on it a lot.

That shit makes me depressed a lot more than social media because everyone's life looks so fucking good on social media, bro. But everybody's mad about everything. Yes. Everything's either the happiest thing in the world or we're burning the world down. Those are your two. It's a sad.

I just cannot wait for the moment I don't have to post on social ever again in my life. She always checks my social for me. Oh, sorry. I never, yes. Hell yeah. She's like one of them Facebook moderators. They got to see like videos of him wrecking on a scooter with his brains like in the road and shit like that, bro.

Like she's like, she goes through all my fucking social media bullshit. She's just reading it. You single? I don't know about that one. That one. Get your own man, bitch bitch She's crazy like that though Dude guess why Batty got banned off Tinder I don't know why I got banned

What the fuck do you gotta do To get banned off What do you gotta do to get banned off Tinder bro I uploaded I think it's because I uploaded a photo of me in a bathtub. I did a big skit for an ad spot, basically, where I made a bathtub out of G Fuel drink shit. And it looked like I was naked. I was wearing shorts. But I made it look like I was naked.

So you got banned on Tinder for that? Yeah. That seems unfair, bro. It was super unfair. I even emailed them. They're like, nah, fuck off. I'm like, what's that email? And tell, hey, first off, not fair.

Want to talk to some bitches. Yo, I was doing work. San Antonio loved me. They did. How am I supposed to find big titty goth bitches now? This is why we're the better fuck. That's why Batty's dying first too Yeah It was a happy mistake

It's okay It was a happy mistake You'll be around a little bit longer I'm gonna feel so bad If he really fucking dies soon bro I'll have to go to his funeral I don't even fucking know him But if he dies

It'll be so fucked up That I'll be like I'll have to show up bro funeral. I don't even fucking know him, but if he dies It'll be so fucked up that I'll be like I have to show up, bro. Well, we're actually gonna have a like the wrong picture Fucking sick do you get a being called Seth fucking right? I don't think of it yet I can't make his laugh everybody wants me to his lap. I can't do the Okay, I can't do it. That's the only thing I've spent hours and hours of my life trying to make his lap I can't do it. Well, you sound like him when you laugh normal No, what?

Like if he's really laughing, I don't know I hate more that you spent hours trying to do I did cuz I was like, all right, I can I can make use of this fucking meme. Let's nope again I just make sure baddie sitting there. He's like, all right, I can I can make use of this fucking meme. Let's nope again I just make sure baddie sitting there Sorry guys, I stayed up late last night. Crazy evening. Like you piece of shit. The amount of texts I sent our group message at 7 or 8 in the morning that says, Hey guys, if I don't respond when we're filming the podcast, just show up. I was up, I'm still awake.

Yeah. I'm just kidding. At least every other week. I read it. I'm like, daddy's going to bed. I'm waking up. This great Cody still has another five hours before he gets up. Those type of people. Those are the type of people

that die for sure. It's those people that go to bed at 7 a.m. like me. Like us. Those are the people that die, bro, for sure. Like Joe Rogan ain't never going to die. He's going to be like 200, bro. And you know he gets up at like 4 in the morning every day for like 5 in the morning. That dude can't get up that. I wonder what time he

gets up. I bet he gets up at 4 or 5 in the morning. I bet he does. I bet he does he gets up at four or five in the morning i bet he does he's doing some crazy shit like some morning workout shit i bet he does right now like joe rogan yeah he's got i know he's always working out and he has fucking uh what's that what's the seal that gets of it jaco he's got jaco on there sometimes jaco has that 5 a.m thing yeah he takes a picture of his thing he takes a picture of his watch every day yeah i'm like nah bro i could do that and i'd make people think i'm waking up. I'm just going to bed to do that Jocko has the best grind nerds his Instagram was like that's all it is or was I don't know if it is

I haven't seen in a minute. It was just a Photo of his fucking watch for like shout out to Jocko, we love you, but God, your Instagram is the easiest thing. He got mad at me on Twitter. For what? I took a picture of my watch at like 4 p.m. one time and tweeted a minute and all he replied with was no in capital letters. It's really just his watch.

It's still his watch. Oh, yeah. It's just his watch. But, Batty, click on one of those watch photos, see how many likes it gets. I feel like that's the right way to do social media, though,'s actually showing all he's doing is just showing like he's not like look how happy i am he's like i'm doing the work like that's what his social media says that's what you want your social media to be like do the work i want to be doing the work in real life i'm not doing it i want to be like actually doing the work you know what I mean?

I could set my alarm for 5 a.m. and go back to bed. I set my alarm for 11 today. Didn't get out of bed until 1.30. See, you're living the dream. I'm more impressed by that. You take that photo, sleep in, stay motivated. I'm going to take a photo of my snooze button on my alarm.

It's a video every day you hitting the snooze button. Swap. Every day I do this. Hustling. I mean, we give hope to lazy people who have some personality. Honestly, you guys make me feel better, too. Oh, God. Nobody here is getting up at five?

God, no. Okay. I get up at seven on certain days. And I'm the earliest riser in the group most of the time it's like i'm a solid i like nine nine a.m is a good wake up time i was a 10 a.m guy for a while but i'm 10 right now i've been getting up at 10. yeah yeah see that's good making videos that get make no money but that's pretty cool okay don't that's going up on that Deadpool the woody the woody meme that I'm gonna send you oh good that sure that you wait did I see

that one we're all gonna look at it right now it's the big sad the big brain. Wait, what's the big side? It's Donut's YouTube monetization. Bye, money. Dude, I hope that don't happen to me, bro. Are TikTok and YouTube connected, bro? They're competing, so you're good. Yeah, honestly. You're real good right now. Yeah, because I don't make shit on TikTok, bro. If they canceled my shit, I'd be like know i wouldn't be that most people don't make shit

on tiktok yeah nobody makes no money on tiktok it's just like uh instagram like i don't get my ads pay yeah that's bots pay my youtube shout out to youtube for paying good yeah right god only platform that does shout out to youtube it's great oh Yeah, right? Only platform that does. Shout out to YouTube for... Twitch pays great. Oh, yeah. I don't stream, so yeah. Well, Twitch pays good, but it's not as good as it should be, I guess. Dude, live music streams fucking slay on Twitch.

Yes. I've got to try some Twitch. I've got to try some Twitch. 10,000 to 20,000 concurrent viewers just requesting songs. Damn, that's... And I bet you're pretty good at improv, too. I'm decent, yeah. Yeah, you'd be like, guys, I'm going gonna sing a song about i don't give me something yeah

yeah i'll give you a word and just fucking go with it yeah i should try it for real we'll help you get your uh twitch set up if you actually want to do it because i mean you would fucking slay on there man yeah man that's a good idea for you like that that's the way you should do that or youtube i don't know do you even do it on YouTube live? No, I haven't done YouTube live. I don't think How many people get swatted you would know I guess what it five times And then they're like they do way more so to send me a pipe bomb once yeah Yeah, usps caught that that was back in Vermont. We tried to see you

Yeah, usps got that I got a weird call that was a weird phone call. I have was it like Gonna dead near is like hey, I built you this Was around the time he put the bet on you Way back a little after I started after i met you guys this is weird i met you guys and somebody tried to kill me that's weird deadpool estimated 2018 eli why is it this i thought we started a few months ago right before i moved to texas yeah that's crazy yeah i mean never made it to me so whatever and didn't nothing happened it's just like hey so we found a device um that was uh addressed to you i wonder if someone was like i got you this bro have fun with it or it's like i'm gonna blow you up that i do not know

but i got you a present That's a dope-ass present. Until it goes off, it's not a dope present. At the very least, it's rude. At the very least, it's kind of rude. But if it's a good pipe bomb that doesn't go off. It depends on where it comes from. Like if Joe Rogan sent me a pipe bomb. That's the determining factor? Like, hold on.

It depends on who it comes from. Because just think about it. Like if Ezra Miller sends you a pipe bomb, you know the intentions. Right? If Joe Rogan sends it, it's for a gift. It's a gift, bro. It's not going to go off until you want it to go off. Exactly.

Okay. Okay. I mean, I see where you're coming from. Yes. Pipe bombs are all context, bro. Don't. Nobody ever. You can't tell the internet not to do something. Joe Rogan just threw away the pipe bomb he was about to send you.

Joe Rogan's watching and he's like, He's like, aww. He puts it in the trash. Sad Joe Rogan. Imagine signing your pipe bomb before you send it to somebody like, love you! Too bad-y. Don't listen to Eli Joe Rogan it's a pipe bomb I just picture him signing it as this part's playing he's like Joe Rogan don't get sad

he don't get sad he's never been sad before bro he doesn't process sadness not even angry he just moves on immediately bro he's like ah do the next thing that's what money does for you can't buy happiness you can just buy drugs. Spotify gave you $100 million?

So apparently it was $200 million. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, Spotify was actually $200 million, apparently. Gave Joe Rogan $200 million to be exclusive on Spotify. Did he take it? Yeah. No, baddie.

I don't know, man. That's why he doesn't do you Will do it for a while. Bro, half a million. I'm doing it exclusive, bro. Maybe not half a million. Do you want to just pay us? Let's just pay us. We get an offer. $20 hourly, bro.

$20 hourly. Hourly pay from Spotify, bro. We'll disband the offenders. And health insurance. You just want it for $20 in health insurance? Is your ad revenue really bad right now? I mean, I like you. Health insurance would be great. I need to get health insurance. No, that death poll is staying in for a reason.

Is that a condition? The death poll? You can't have health insurance? This is bullshit. You're hacking. You can't have health insurance. You're a bunch of fucking cheaters on this game. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you have health insurance? Yeah. Do you have health insurance? No. Do you have health insurance? No. Do you have health insurance? Yeah, I don't either. Fuck you, Eli. I'm playing on easy mode. Content creators don't have health insurance. It's a fact. It's a known thing.

I have the VA, but I'm not even gonna. Yeah, you're not gonna go. No health insurance is better than the VA. There's a dude by the corner next to Walgreens who will help you better than the VA will help you. It's like the meme, guess I'll die. That fucking VA's just waiting in a roller coaster line for nothing. Bro, it's insane. I had a buddy who was trying to go for his mental health, like a PTSD type shit. And they're like, yeah, we can see you in four months. Yeah. They did the same thing to me.

What? It's like, yeah, I'm thinking about hurting myself. Well, see, in four months, good luck. Here's the gauntlet. Well, hold on to that thought. We're going to put that thought right here. Okay, in four months, we'll discuss it. So if you can just hold back on

the... Get your friends to do some push-ups. Get some sun. Get some water, Motrin. Change your socks. I don't know. You've heard that before, I bet. Good luck. Dude, that's the only benefit of the Purple Heart was Rush X because it puts you in that next level of expediting for VA shit.

But they still fuck you over like my back when they're like, oh my God, you need, we're going to have to look at that. But we rushed you in. You're good to go. This was February. I was like, dope. I'm going to get an early appointment to see my back. They're like, July 8th soundbruary i was like dope i'm gonna get an early appointment to see my back like july 8th sound good i was like i don't fucking know yeah maybe

it's fucking february what the fuck am i how yeah i don't know at that point in my life that's the va for you you're just like this is great va health care and that's with a purple heart i know that's fucking wild, bro. It's great healthcare. I had a stroke and they're like, not service related. I know. In the service. Wait, who had a stroke?

You did? Already? How old are you? Okay, it wasn't a real stroke. It was an ocular vestibular attack. I went blind. I couldn't walk or move. I was like blind.

It was fucked. I was a mess. I literally had to walk with a cane for months. It was a mess. This happened two months before I ETS'd. Like, before I got out. I am the baddest. I'm all...

He's like, how long have you been in the hospital now? A week? I got Cody. I think of that every time something fucked up happens. Batty and his cane all fucked up and blocking. I just fucking hate myself. No I just fall over randomly, it's fine. Still bro?

Yeah, fucking still! My brain's fucked man! That's fucked bro. Why do you think he's at the top of the list? He rides motorcycles too. He falls over. That's how you can just fall over? Why do you think he's at the top of the list he rides motorcycles to Somebody on the back to like pick you back Like just you got suspenders on they're just like fucking prop you back up when you fall over like somebody like just you got suspenders on there just like fucking prop you back I hate this game so much No!

What I'm sitting down is only when I'm running or walking I have issues That's it That's it Batty with the Harley with training wheels They're gonna have the little shitty wobbly ones Oh yeah they're just the little The white ones dude No air in the tires

Yeah No air in the tires It's plastic Is that only one touches at a time? Because they're meant if you're perfect they don't actually touch Yes bro Yes They're meant for the kids who are beginning to take flight on their bikes. Yeah, me. I hate this game.

I love this game so much. Dude, I'm absolutely going to die for it. That's me. I'm the first one to go. Holy shit. This is fucking dope. Oh, we have to play the superhero game. We have to play the superhero game we have to play the superhero game

we have a new member of the i'm flash bro i'm ready to kidnap somebody this power is speed and he kidnaps people is his downside apparently cody please break down the offenders for us all right we have a group superhero it's called the offenders and you choose yeah but like worse yeah way retarded so you choose your superpower so you said like don't talk about the forbidden sleep but let's talk about some retarded superheroes oh it gets better face cody go all right so you choose your superpower then everyone else has to choose the downside to your superpower. And it sounds like you kind of chose your downside already, but like I can fly.

I can ride a motorcycle. Without training wheels. Okay. What's the downside? What's the downside? Mine is, mine is I can fly, but I have to scream racial slurs while I'm in flight or I fall out of the

sky. Like I just can't fly. So when he's saving low income neighborhoods, it's amazing house on fire a little mexican village right but i feel like they would overlook it if you're actually saving people if you're actually but what if you that's like you're saving the people who are upset imagine you land in though it's four mexicans and their children and you're like man it's gonna be awkward you have to cover their ears and i'm like no i just warn them i give my heads up I'm like I have to like

I got no control over this I want to save your life like you know what I mean yeah maybe so Eli what's yours I run really fast I just have to shit I'm so I can run this so it's got a good side and a bad side yeah always I just shit what'd you fucking think his was too good

Tyler's like I'm not so what's the downside were you a cop too I just shit everyone. What'd you fucking think his was? Two good sons of bitches. Tyler's like, I'm not so what's the downside? Were you a cop too? That's why he's just like you just have to explain it. They're just feelings. He's a good and a bad. A good and a bad. Eli can run like the flash. He's as fast as possible, but he shits himself the entire time he's

running. It's the brown streak. Batty's super fucking strong. He can do any by any exertion of force he comes really awkward saving children also okay i guess i always gotta go to kids man what the fuck is wrong with you two it's always it's like children you're always like bus of kids that's the most awkward thing why the bus of kids then they're dying. I don't give a shit The media is recording back

He just has the face dick face dick face dick. It's not getting hard guys. I can't I can't touch this So yours is what do you want to run? Okay, I'm so what if I'm like super hot But like wait like you're just hot Super hot but like you're super higher You're super hot but like you have to kiss like any girl like you want to be with you have to kiss her like previous boyfriend kiss her like previous boyfriend before you fucking get with them what is thor's superpower Kisses Jump high but like Every time I land I to land on my butt

Super high but I could never land on my feet like a hundred a hundred yards up like straight on the ass like that's the only way i can we're gonna rush in i'm like betty lift that bus cody fly and save those people tyler fucking jump oh he fell on his butt oh look it's tyler's a hot guy he has to go kiss his girlfriend's ex he's the human torch he He just lights on fire. He's hot as fuck. But also super attractive. You're unbelievably attractive, but you light on fire anytime you try to go on a date.

Here's the deal. You guys been fucking sitting around doing this stupid superhero bullshit for weeks and months, bro. He spent hours practicing Joe Rogan's laugh yeah we have time yeah you guys are experts at this bro I got no fucking stupid

he's super fucking hot but the second he's attracted to anyone he just catches on fire and it's not a comfortable it's like a it's like the monk bro it's like the monk like I just fall over like baddie like just fall over like like that was fuck

bro I feel bad for that dude that shit look hot bro died. You're talking about Buddhist monks in Taiwan when the fuck this issue was? When I moved to Texas, I was like, this is hot, bro. And you thought that Buddhist monk, now I know what they went through. They doused themselves in gasoline. Self-immolation? Immolation.

We're going to get corrected on that one. I feel like we're definitely saying that. I think those were Buddhist monks and I don't know if it was Taiwan. Why did they set themselves on fire? It was like a protest. For what? Chinese government. I'm almost positive it was Chinese government. He didn't scream or anything.

Do you guys feel like that's productive? I mean, everyone saw the picture. I guess it depends on what your intentions are. If you want to go viral. I mean everyone saw the picture I feel like I guess it depends on what your intentions are If you want to go viral He went viral Is he one of the first people He originated going viral

Is it possible you fall off your motorcycle and go viral bro That's what you need to start doing Absolutely Not the way I want to go viral But I just like it was he productive that's the thought that was in but i just want to know if you guys think that's effective like though the china's like fucking you up like you light yourself on fire this is the deepest conversation because i'm not gonna come to be like i'm gonna see if i'm like if i'm in that

place right and like my boy down the street lights himself on fire like china's fucking himself and my boy down the street like just the guy at the fucking corner like lights himself on fire bro i don't even think that's gonna fucking discourage me bro tell me it's not i'm gonna bro could you be like oh shit like he knows he knows we're fucked bro like he's just done like he's he's done fucking lit himself on fire bro i just like before this you're like i can jump real high and land on my butt. Yo. But if China started fucking people up and you lighten yourself on fire, like what you think? It's discouraging.

No, I'm not Taiwan. Don't fucking hate me, internet. They all look the same, Batty. Yeah, Batty, way to go. Like honestly, the dude... It's floating away. Batty said it. And I bet you he was a nice guy too He was a monk

They're probably pretty nice And that's what's even more fucked up Is you feel like he had good intentions I want to be in your head now Where your music comes from Makes way more sense now I saw that picture and was just like Ooh that sucks.

And then I didn't even research as to why he was doing it. Yeah, it was a whole, yeah, now it's Vietnam. I forget what the reasoning. It was, again, a protest. I do know that. Was it perhaps a war in Vietnam? Perhaps a war. Was it during the war time?

No, this was a couple years later. Welcome to unsubscribed. 1963. Oh, wait, never mind. I take that completely back. That was that one war. Noietnam was 70 was 68 to 73 i was like 66 66 66 or 67 i think baddie one was a vietnam war baddie one was a vietnam war where's that electrician she'll know she'll know everything vietnam was the years Was the war started

At the beginning of the 60s I thought it started in the 67 Oh there's that picture Now I'm confused This is the most depressing episode He's had an electrician here to tell something funny About that guy setting himself on fire I don't think you're ever going to find anything funny about that man

Old like Eli said shout out He didn't move or scream or anything He's had an electrician here to tell something funny about that guy setting himself on fire. I don't think I'm ever going to find anything funny about that man setting himself on fire. Well, like Eli said, shout out. He didn't move or scream or anything the whole time. Dude just took it like a champ. Oh, yeah, dude, the fucking self-control, bro, to just sit there. Nope. Yeah, I don't have that. Who's got that?

Who's got that light myself on fire, sit still? I'd be like, ah, mm. No. No, the hot water hurts, man. No, the discipline, bro. I know. Like Joegan ain't he ain't on that level but joe rogan's like discipline jocko got shit on that guy i know jocko's gonna move if he lights himself on fire jocko's fly yourself on fire dude we gotta figure this one out oh man i just picture you just posting that image the monk image every discipline hard work

Man this is kind of fucked up Really good person to that monk and now like I'm before Really do okay. Okay. Okay. The president Vietnam was Catholic and Was pushing different discriminatory policies different Catholics over the Buddhists and forcing all sorts of forced conversions Also, it's a crazy shit. Oh man, so he lit himself on fire. I want to be Catholic. Yeah I mean I feel that's good. So yeah, I was about to say who does but honestly, I don't understand why he lit himself on fire I mean This is like all sorts of raids and fighting and war and shit inside Vietnam so yeah, I was wrong again I stay but we're lucky that nothing crazy is fucking happening here. Yeah, nothing crazy is happening here

Well, no time out like I'm that level have you ever thought I need to light myself on fire because things are that bad. God damn it. That don't put some shit in perspective for you. It's like you're having a bad day. You want to light yourself on fire about it? Nah, bro. Nah, it's not that bad. The day I come to Batty's house for a pot, because we all come and Batty's just charcoal. And I'm like,

and it's just a note and there's a note that says it got that bad what happened yo baddies charcoal corpses right there I'll be like well just roll cameras it's gonna smell like burnt ginger in this bitch's mouth

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If we're good. Literally, it should be next week. It's supposed to be July. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You get your shit. Self-immolation. Self-immolation shit that's actually a real I sound completely better you know that donut also has a beard cream donut

beard cream mustache my beard mustache it's a beard to God I'm not you what you shaved like completely I did I went back to mustache i like it yeah but i don't i know i do too yeah i feel like you look good with a beard yeah no i'm going back to it you look like a white samurai i'm not i'm my hair so uh oh yeah brandon holy shit yeah let's talk about that uh there's someone reminded brandon and i on twitter a couple years ago in a video like two and a half, three years ago, Brandon's like,

if Cody ever has longer hair than me, I'm going to mustache. And now I have longer hair than him. And someone brought that up on Twitter the other day. So Brandon might just have a mustache really soon. And it's going to be wonderful. I can't, I can't remember the last time.

Has he, has he not had a beard? Never. He's going to look like El Chapo. Cause he seems like such a standard person. He doesn't seem like a mustache type dude. No. He's very standard, isn't he?

Dude, he's going to look hella Mexican after that. I like Brandon. Oh, shit he is. Dude, he is going to look hella Mexican. He's going to definitely be one of my cousins here shortly. That God dang. Like, I'm trying to envision that now. Just the mustache?

I wonder what his jawline's going to look like. Hopefully good. Because the internet will let you know if you have a bad jaw. Very quick. It's true. Only, oh man, you do not want to play that game. But how much to shave your beard? No.

Just no. People have offered me thousands of dollars to shave my beard. 100 grand. Nope. 200 grand. Nope. Principle. Really? It's a man of principle. 500 grand? Yeah. Okay. God dollars to shave my beard. 100 grand. Nope. 200 grand. Nope. Principle. Really?

It's a man of principle. 500 grand? Yeah, okay. God, there's my number. I'm a man of principle to a set number of zeros. Give me 400K to charity. We're good. Definitely give me more than the charity, though.

I'm making that clear. That's going into my will. Batty gets 500 grand, but he has to shave his beard for like a year or something. It'd be gone before they finished reading the sentence. And Batty! Wait, that's going to be in your will? Yeah, it's going into my will. Can you make sure that's notarized? Yes.

I hope John fights it. You can punch my son in the face. That's in the will too. There's a fucking Robux clause. A Robux clause. This is for the Robux, John. If John speaks up, please punch me in the face. I'm just going to be like straight out.

John, I would never. I would beat you. John, 100% I'll fucking hit you. John will never watch this. John. Oh, yeah. I would beat you. John, 100% I'll fucking hit you. John will never watch this. John, oh yeah. He's age restricted, right? Big wink. Big wink. Oh yeah, we haven't even talked about video games. Do you play video games? Yeah, bro. You are fingering

the fuck out of that can. Yeah, bro, I'm nervous, bro. Every time I get nervous, I start fingering cans. I can tell you're like, yeah, nah. This is all I hear over here It's this fucking kid My bad but fucking video games Oh dude Shut the fuck up

It's annoying when you do it You're fine I play racing simulators bro Dude shut the fuck up What's going on right now I play Dirt Rally 2 Dude shut the fuck up What's going on right now I racing Oh dude I play like I play Dirt Rally 2

I like him even more now Eli's a big Racing sim guy Oh yeah Yeah I got a fucking The tism It's the tism It is the tism bro

That's autism It's autism 100% She fucking hates it bro She hates it And she's such a good wife And she fucking hates it Cause she hates it And she's such a good wife And she fucking hates it Because she knows it's retarded You know what I mean

And I know it's retarded too I do And it's like the shame Too Because you just know It's retarded bro It's the shame But it's like this retarded thing

You love Like a child almost Like it's like Almost a retarded child You love anyways Because you just do Because it's awesome. It's like almost a retarded child you love anyways because you just do because it's awesome. Yeah, like I fucking

love fucking race sim, bro. You need to try iRacing, bro. What's that? iRacing. Oh, yeah. Honestly. That's the pinnacle. That's PC, right? See, bro, I like to just be able to turn my PlayStation on. We're talking about I like simple. I like simple. able to turn my playstation on like we're talking about like I like the I like I like simple

I like simple simple like I seen his fucking that's a that's a fucking I'm gonna be like power steering wheel yes that's as far as I go that's as far as I go bro

you don't wanna have to flip the breaker walk around jerk off your flux capacitor real quick before you're ready to fire off. That's as far as she ain't going to let it go that far, bro. I got to kick on the outside generator. She's like, dude, you could have bought a fucking car. I'm like, yeah, but still, I have autism. You're the baddest of them all. You just sing that every fucking time

No fucking See I love racing sims I have a whole cockpit thing Yeah so do I I got a fucking track racer Yeah you are retarded I love it I'm retarded as fuck bro And I got that new fan attack wheel I got a new fan

The GTDD pro Is that the poor man's wheel what do you got I got I don't know I have an expensive ass I got, I don't know. I don't know. I have an expensive ass. I don't, don't let me. I got the three pedals clutch. Yeah, well, you know, I bought the Hussinkveld fucking pedal set, the spread set.

But I told you, bro, the PC. No, it don't work on the, it don't work on the PlayStation, bro. And I'm like, no. It don't plug in. It don't. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well-marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool.

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He's just so angry. Yeah. Oh, man. I gotta go two pedals. Me, Horngy. F gotta go two pedals. Me and Horgi. Two pedals. Horgi. Flipping the table.

Storming around, beating the shit out of stuff. What the fuck is this goddamn? Hey, that's a good fight. I like straight further from the light, man. I just like the Reddit post of that one. It's like, you watch a podcast about bettering yourself, right? I was like, ah, Reddit gets it at least they get it so what other games you play that's so i used to play wrc 10 okay so you're a rally like i like rally well honestly it's weird because i like rally but i only like the tarmac courses i know because it's stupid right it's so stupid

it's just stupid as shit it's all stupid you can't get involved in this without doing some stupid shit like it's stupid no matter what are you big into racing in real life or just the games I'm too much of a pussy probably because you can die in real racing bro

oh yeah 100% do you want to go to rally training with us fuck bro I feel like I would kill it but how likely is it that I die 100% Do you want to go to rally training with us? Fuck, bro. I feel like I would kill it, but how likely is it that I die? They got harnesses and helmets and stuff. I kind of want to see if I'm good, though.

I just want to see if I'm good, because if I'm trash as fuck and you guys are ripping it, bro, I'm just going to leave. Samuels is actually really good training. You never have to worry about being the worst, because I'm here. You're good. Rally ready up there? It's like halfway. I about being the worst because I'm here. So you're good. Rally ready up there? Yeah. It's like halfway. I just want to see if I'm good.

That would be dope. Next time we do a little vlog out there, we're going to have to bring Tyler along. Yeah, it's a good fucking time. I'm driving like racing any of that shit. I'm so scared I'm going to fucking suck so bad. Can I drink a little first? For my nerves? Yeah, it's always good on driving.

Just fucking wipe everybody out on the fucking side. It's pretty safe though and shit. First version shooters or anything? You play RPGs? I play Call of Duty, but that shit makes me angry, bro. Like I get off of Call of Duty, bro. And I'm like trying, like, I feel like fucking there's people like I need to shoot everybody I see.

I'm like fucking about to, you know what I mean? How much PTSD do you have? Zero PTSD, bro. Oh, from fucking Detroit. No, but you PTSD do you have? Zero PTSD, bro. Oh, from fucking. You're from Detroit, man. No, but you know, that game makes me mad, bro. Put me in a bad mood. I'll be like, we fucking lost the battle.

We lost the battle. We lost the war in the battle. Mom, I need my Prozac. Yeah, and I'm just fucking trash at it too, bro. I'm garbage at like Call of Duty, bro. I feel like I haven't played in too long. Now when I try to get on it, I'm like too much of like a, I'm so good at making of Duty, bro. I feel like I haven't played in too long. Now when I try to get on it, I'm too much of a...

I'm so good at making macaroni and cheese for Taliesin's fans, bro. I've gotten so good at being a stay-at-home mom that now when I try to do some first-person shooter shit, it's like I only got estrogen. Fucking Christ. So what I'm hearing is, girls suck at Call of Duty. There you go. Froggy Fresh's opinion.

Froggy Fresh hates women. That's the title of this episode. And we'll just Photoshop him punching a girl in the face. We had one. Oh, it was Meat Canyon. Meat Canyon wants to hang out with you cuz he's up there. Oh, yeah, but his superpower was he can stretch

Before he can do a super stretch has to beat the shit out of his wife We pick the negative superpower he had. That was loaded. Yeah, real quick. He brought that up. I was like, guys, okay, listen. I need at least two black guys and a chipped tooth. I think it would have been better if she had to beat him, though. Yeah, because it's so much more humiliating.

To be by your wife? Yeah. You're just so fucking sad and you're just stretching out. It's got to be in a supermarket, too. Like in front of a bunch just stretching out like it's gotta be in a supermarket Like in front of a bunch of people it's gotta be in a fucking Walmart. Yes, that's so much better Honey, we got a real public place. There's a car on fire What other nerd shit do you do you watch superhero movies you fucking read comics i watch superhero movies with her um she loves fucking superhero movies bro uh we went to the

new jurassic park how i heard it was garbage bro i heard nothing the bad shit it's very garbage i'm not really a movie theater guy anyway so if i go to the movie theater That shit's gotta be good bro And that shit was not I heard Dude the reviews online It's like a 30% on Rotten Tomatoes It's a bad Cause the first two were so good bro The first two

I mean I don't know about the second one I'm not like Yeah I'm not like Huh Second one was alright Okay I liked both of them I thought they were both good

I mean I love dinosaurs So I'm in Like I'm a massive Fucking Jurassic Park fan I loved both of them so But the third both good. I love dinosaurs so I'm in like I'm massive right fucking Jurassic Park fan I loved both of them so but I the third one was not good the third way Are you talking about first two I'm talking about the first two new ones. Oh, okay? The other one falling Kingdom yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that yeah, they're good. They don't match up to the OG Jurassic Park visually they're fucking beautiful. Oh fuck fuck yeah, bro. Because like, yeah,

because it's 2022 now. Why does the new one suck so bad? There's no story. The story is terrible, bro. It's literally just like they brought in all like the old people from the movies and were just like,

look at the nostalgia. That's it. They bang it on nostalgia. Look at the nostalgia. Look at the nostalgia. Top Gun at least did that, but the right way. There's like,

it's just, it's very boring. I don't know. There's no story. You never feel sad. Like usually, sometimes even right way. There's like, it's just, it's very boring. I don't know. There's no story. You never feel sad. Like, usually, sometimes even when a dinosaur dies, like in the second, when they're all falling off the island, you feel a little bit bad. Honestly, in this one, bro, you just don't give a shit, bro.

It's like, you don't care. I don't know. I feel like maybe I'm just being too critical. No, you're not. Everyone says it's ass. Yeah, it's not getting good reviews. No, it's bombing. And then I'll tell you where they went oh dude no go go i can't say it oh it's a spoiler no no it's a cancelable

they should have fucking put more emphasis on the uh baby like do you see the trailer how they got the baby in there the baby wrapped there, the baby raptor? Oh, yeah, yeah, the baby raptor. I saw the trailer. It's like there's nothing in the rest of the movie. He got kidnapped, and he's like, I'm going to get it back, blue. But it, like, doesn't really matter that much, and you never see blue again for the rest of the movie. Spoiler alert.

What the fuck? You don't see blue for the rest of the movie, bro. That's where it's like, trailers, we watched, oh, my God, last night. Have you guys seen The Road? Depressing fucking movie. Nope. What's the other one? Yeah, it's the one with like you trailers we watch. Oh my god last night. Have you guys seen the road? Depressing fucking no. What's the last one with a Viggo Mortensen? Oh, it's Viggo in it. Yeah, nevermind. I thought it's Batman Viggo Mortensen the road apocalyptic wonder yeah where it's like no positive. There's no happiness to this movie is you've never watched it Batty, holy shit. Don't watch it. Otherwise Maybe y'all want me to watch it. Maybe

It is a very sad one it is like it's uh well there's no happiness even at the end it's like really that bad it's what happens it's like hey like world's dying animals have died we have to survive good fucking shit yeah there's just bad everything sav like, Oh, she pulled up the trailer on, uh, IMDb and hits play. It is the most opposite. And I was like, what the fuck?

Why? What's with that positive music? It's like so positive. It's like family survival. And it's like happy music playing. And I was like, what the fuck? And she's like,

baby, this doesn't look that sad. I was like, pull up the comments. Just read the comments real quick. It's like, what the fuck and she's like baby this doesn't look that sad I was like pull up the comments just read the comments real quick it's like what the fuck is this music this movie is not happy in the slightest I watched this and wanted it

in my soul it's like all just like really negative that's the first time I've seen a trailer like that where it's like opposite in the movie Jurassic Park it's like blue no blue in the movie like dope fucking that, yes. It's like blue. No blue in the movie. Like, oh, fucking, that's awesome. God, you guys need to watch The Fucking

Road if you've not seen it. I don't know. Why would I want to watch it when you just said all that terrible shit about it? It's really good. You know what she's been watching on repeat, bro? What's eating Gilbert Grape? Yes, bro. Is everything okay at home? She levers everything.

And I don't know, she thinks it's funny, bro. She thinks it's fucking funny, bro. I haven't seen it in 20 years. She says it's fucking hilarious, bro. I don't think it's supposed to be a comedy. It's not a funny movie. She's just like, babe, check out this comedy. She says because she doesn't know what was this supposed to be.

She says it's so crazy. There's so many crazy things happening There's like an autistic kid climbing the water tower And then the uh the fat mom who can't get out of the house Oh my god And then johnny depp is really hot but he's having sex with this older woman who has like a whole family And like john c reilly is in it and that motherfucker's just funny and whatever he's in ever forever He's just good

He's a man I want you to do the trailer for this it's just you saying because it's just like it looks like somebody were like what if we just made this crazy fucking movie where there's like this fat lady who can't get out of the house like this kid keeps climbing the water tower like johnny depp is fucking banging this girl with a family like it's fucking weird bro i gotta go back and watch it now. It's been 20 years. It's so good, bro.

Leonardo DiCaprio, bro. When he plays that autistic kid, bro. Oh, yeah. He nails it. It's literally like insane. Insanely good. I mean, it's Leo. He nails everything he does.

It only took him 20 years to get a fucking Oscar. Was it 20 or 30? It was a long fucking time. it has to be like 30 years because he's acted since he was a little little little he didn't get one for the fucking departed which no that was such a good fucking movie holy shit it took him freezing to death in the water no dying in the movie oh yeah it was the with the bear right uh yeah uh the uh what the fuck was called revenant revenant yeah thevenant, yeah, the revenant. And he's a vegan.

He ate that fucking, like, that was him eating that raw heart or whatever. Like, he did that shit for the role. He would get into that ice fucking river for that role. All that was real. Nah, man. Nah. Nah, I'll go to Iraq over that, though.

Like, getting this cold ass Alaskan water. I'm like, yeah, I know, bro. Cold is so much worse than. That's what I said. I'll sweat my balls. What are you talking about? The heat don't hurt at all, bro. The cold hurts.

I'm a ginger. The heat does hurt a little bit. I get sunburned under my t-shirts. I was hurting a couple of days ago. I got a nice little tan line now. It's healed now. It's just tanned, but fuck. Imagine tanning.

But fucking The Revenant was, that's a good-ass movie. He deserved an Oscar for that guy. That was a fucking, it was a home. I love that movie. He didn't get one for Inception, did he? No. No, he didn't get, that was his first one was for that. That was wild. Inception was fucking fucking, it was a home. I love that movie. He didn't get one for Inception, did he? No. No, he didn't get, that was his first one was for that. That was wild.

Inception was fucking insane, too. What a great movie that was. That director's the fucking man, bro. Yeah. What's his name? Oh my God. He's one of my favorite. He's Batman.

He's everything. Hold on. I'm going to get it. Christopher Nolan. Christopher Nolan, yeah. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? He don't make a bad movie, bro. He don't make a bad movie. He can't make a bad movie.

He don't make a bad movie. He can't make a bad movie. He didn't get one. He's done Inception, Interstellar, Batman. Interstellar's so damn good. Oh, fuck yeah. Murph. Last week we were talking about Murph.

That was what we were talking about. Murph. No. I forgot about that. Fucking music playing. I've seen Interstellar so many times. It's just because of that scene, man. I love it.

I love it. Interstellar. Interstellar's fucking so good. I still think Inception is his. Well, yeah, Inception is probably still my favorite of his. It's better than, what's it called the confusing ass movie he just did what's the last movie christopher nolan did with the reverse time and forward time oh god the that movie sucked ass that was the first movie i was not happy with i haven't known i didn't see it i don't know about this it was fucking what's who's in it what is it what is it tenant is like

it's a reverse time and forward time Christopher Nolan did it The effects and practicals and everything they did were amazing The movie sucked though You get to see them how they train for this fighting Sometimes They reverse time and they have to go through time backwards So people are walking backwards

Explosions are happening backwards And forward at the same time It looked great Did you see the fighting sequences? They train to fight backwards walking backwards. Explosions are happening backwards and forward at the same time. It's super dope looking. Did you see the fighting sequences they trained to fight backwards? And they filmed because they filmed it because people would have to be acting normal while another individual is acting in reverse on the same shot.

So they had to train how to fight like that. They could have CGI'd that one. Ah, that's a hard one to CGI. Putting a green screen in two different sets I guess with stationary cameras maybe, but like that come on they could have cgi that one ah that's a hard one to cgi putting like green screen two different sets i guess with stationary cameras maybe but then you got movie or any cameras on tracks so you have the same scene but either way like the only tells were like watching their feet you would see how they would like have to drag their heels heel to toe yeah you're watching them like their feet were like the giveaways and that was like all they

gave away though because everything else looked they wrecked a 747 oh yeah like destroyed one in real life instead of they were like oh we can CGI it but Nolan loves doing practical and he's the king of it yeah so he wrecks a fucking 747

into a building it's fucking dope there's really good shots there's some really dope like highway sequences like the chase car sequence like you're like our scenes are great We're all great action flick terrible story terrible terrible story one of the few times. I had no like an hour and a half and I was like I Have no idea what is going on, period, for this. Two-hour mark, I'm like, still super lost. Two hours long?

If it's two hours long and bad, that's Jurassic Park. Well, see, the thing is, the movie, you know, it's just like Jurassic Park. It's visually stunning, awesome to watch. It doesn't make any goddamn sense, though. No, like, literally none. That is the hardest part is, they're like you're just like How does this time work? So if you go in this machine you go backwards, but then you can go for

But then you go in the past with this thingy it is Yeah, I'm not he? No. No. That's where they fucked up. That's where they fucked up for sure. Leo could have made sense of all of this. Fuck, no one wants Jurassic Park. No, Batty, it's got bad, it's got terrible reviews. I love dinosaurs, man. So do I. Give me Velociraptors, let's go.

Not Velociraptors. It's enough to entertain you, though, for sure. Give me Velociraptors. Velociraptors are bigger, I know, I know. I don't care, Velociraptors. I want the Utahraptors. I did a project when I was in middle school. I was in Georgia middle school, and I did a massive presentation on Velociraptors and how they were so fucking cool.

Hell yeah. I wanted to be an archaeologist when I was a kid. It didn't work out. You could still be one. Is there money in being an archaeologist? No. That's what I was thinking. We've got to be struggling, bro.

Pretend I'm an archaeologist. Twitch livestream, bro. It's just dust and shit, bro. Twitch livestream, dust and bones. Just sweeping fucking be struggling bro. I'm an archaeologist. Yeah, which livestream Twitch live stream doesn't know we've been fucking dust dust and bone Hate Tyler 316. thank you for the subscription. Just doing giveaways with dino bones. I hate it. Can you imagine giving away dinosaur bones? Shit.

Wait, does no one own a dino bone here? Do you own a dinosaur bone? I don't. That would be a cool knife, like a dino bone handled knife. How much is a dino bone knife? I bet you own swords. But I don't own shit. Oh, I used to own a sword for the project Like the froggy fresh project I'm not bad at something at all! With a fucking claymore on it. Like, yo, don't fuck with that kid. I think it was like an actual claymore, like a bomb.

He's like, what the heck is that? That's a different region. What if we put a claymore on a claymore? Good video. What? Now there's a sword flying through the air. What's the nerdiest shit you do other than racing sims? Nerdy? Um, shit. what's the nerdiest shit you do other than racing sims nerdy um shit nerdy bro that's probably the

nerdiest nerdiest thing i mean i don't really do that much nerdy stuff anime anything no anime um why what do you what do you what do you do i want everything man i do not see my anime tattoos oh yeah you fucking we got batty with dndty with D&D. Cody cosplays as a samurai. That's true. Man, I'm pretty, like, simple, bro. Like, I'm, like, I like steak, salmon. I like working out. I like working out.

Like, maybe play some Ray Sim when she's not, like, making fun, humiliating me over it. Like, other than that, like, I just fuck around. Honestly, I've watched. Dude, I watch Roblox. Like, these motherfucking kids i've watched dude i watch roblox like these motherfucking kids want me to watch them play roblox i can watch roblox like better than anyone bro i'm in high demand bro in high demand it's the worst thing in the fucking world dude i'm in high demand bro oh bro finn her youngest son bro you have you ever heard of like, you know, I've never seen that Friday night funking game.

Have you? It's like Dance Dance Revolution, but with thumbs. You know, like the arrows come down, like Guitar Hero, but you got to hit like, it's like the arrows come down and you got to fucking match the arrows. It's a robot game, bro. I would say maybe you would have seen it from your son. I guarantee Ryan.

Ryan has like 10 levels he plays. Only 10 levels. And he can kill every. He is the fastest at that. Those 10 levels, he's undefeated. But that's it. He doesn't play that. I need to get him on that.

It's like DDR though. It's like DDR, yeah. I'm down for DDR. Is this guitar here with your thumbs? It's like DDR, but you got to hit the arrows with your thumbs. Okay. When they hit the thing, there's like a song playing. Yeah.

Anyways, the kid's so amazing at it, bro. I know i couldn't do this like half is good bro it's phenomenal bro it's like it's gotta be autism bro it's gotta be if i'm not good enough at anything i'm like dude joe rogan bro 200 million it's gotta be autism it's gotta be hot the shirt that that tism. It's that tism. It's gotta be autism. We need a shirt that just says tism. Anytime I fall short. Just a tism shirt. There is no way Bunker Branding prints a tism shirt. They won't know if it says tism. Like Theo Von Tism.

Like when he says tism. Yeah. Hit with a touch of the tism. Yeah, you give him a little touch of the tism. Just a touch of the tism. It's just a shirt that says. Zero shot. No shot.

No shot. It just says tism. It's just a shot. Zero shot. No shot. No shot. And all proceeds go to an autism research. Suddenly it feels a little bit closer like we might be able to do that. See? See? Because if Bunker doesn't do it, they hate autism. They hate my son. Demolition Ranch hates autistic kids.

You heard it here. We can't clip that. It's weird. We've never been invited back to Demolition Ranch hates autistic kids. You heard it here. We can't clip that. We've never been invited back to Demolition Ranch. We've been in a video for like six years, guys. Dude, I would love to do a shirt that just says TISM on it and all proceeds go to fucking... Autism? Yeah, like autism research. Make it happen.

Yeah. Do it. That'd be great. Autism research. I don't know what they're, they're researching for autism. Yeah. We can,

we can buy like everyone in Texas, a little sticker with the puzzle, the colored puzzle stickers or something. Yeah. Yeah. I got that thing in the mail the other day where I got that discount to be autistic coach for a whole discount for it.

What do you get a discount for? It was an advert. To coach autistic kids or to be an autistic person who coaches? Which one is it? He checks both boxes. Yeah, but it's literally, it was a flyer that was like, uh, like dominoes. Yeah, it was a dominoes flyer, but it was like, Hey, learn how to coach autism. Or like it was a class to get certified to be a teacher of autism. And what is the discount for what?

It's even better. It was $1,100 marked off discount code. Guess how much it was discounted to? $1,100 for what? What are you buying? You're going to become a... They're going to teach you to be an autism coach. Yeah.

So you're paying for your own training. Yeah. But guess how much that discount from eleven hundred dollars was to become a person that can influence autistic children ten percent ninety nine dollars it was like save a thousand dollars right now for this class learn how to be an autistic coach teacher i was like why am i i'm not gonna put anyone in this my son is not going to be taught by somebody who got a coupon Right he's like, I got the coupon too.

I was like, they knocked off $1,000 off this coupon. Usually it's $1,100. $99. Right now I was like, God damn, they are not putting in much effort in this. I signed up for it. No, I did not. I need to. No, you should not. Why? It's $99.

Wait, it only costs $99. That's a big ass discount. I didn't know it was like that. No, it's 99 bucks wait it only costs 99 yeah oh that's a big ass discount i didn't know it was like that yeah okay no it's not a $99 all no it is it's a thousand dollars oh so you're getting a deal he's like suddenly yo that coupon don't sound so bad put that in an old resume my linkedin profile you guys like you want to be a software engineer bro you're like um train i got this coupon here and like i've trained in this you know like Put that in an old resume. My LinkedIn profile. You guys, like, you want to be a software engineer, bro? You're like, I got this coupon here. And, like, I've trained in this.

You know what I mean? Like, become a software engineer. They're like, oh, wait. You got the $99 coupon? You taught autistic kids with a coupon? Your hand, bro. IBM. Come on, bro. IBM, bro.

Like, you can't say no to that. You say no to that. You hate autistic kids. Oh, right. I didn't think about that, bro. Suddenly there's a lawsuit coming your way. What you going to do? You going to hire me right now. I didn't think about that, bro. Suddenly there's a lawsuit coming your way. What you gonna do? You gonna hire me right now.

Yes. Cheat codes, Chaz. That's life cheat codes. Holy fuck. I mean, I think that's fucking a rap, Batty. Do the thing. You want me to do the thing? Do the thing.

Oh, wait. How do we find you? Wait, do we do that before the thing or after the thing? It's after the thing. Okay, do the thing. You look really attractive today. Wait, do we do that before the thing or after the thing? Okay, do the thing. You look really attractive today. Thanks, son. Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast. As always, we have DonutOperator

and Eli DoubleTap and our very fucking special guest, Tyler Cassidy, Froggy Fresh. Where can we find you on the internet? Instagram's TylerSCassidy. YouTube's TylerCassidy. Twitter's probably TylerCassidy. Just, you'll find it. Is that Cassidy with a probably Tyler Cassidy You'll find it Is that Cassidy with a C or K?

C Thank you everyone We fucking love you Shut the fuck up I already said that You go dude Turn the cameras off It's done

Turn the cameras off He's Dude I'm gonna take this I'm gonna take this Fucking autism cue. God damn it. I was like, yo, you still got that?

Yo, but for real, you got that coupon, man? I'm going to give you that coupon.