Unsubscribe Podcast - 64 - Caleb the Bear ft. Caleb Francis

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

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I'm feeling clammy Play the thing I don't know I'm not What was that? I don't know the intro is now playing, no, it was probably playing after I did the little song. Which. Or that could be the end card. But you're singing of the song? Yeah, I remember the. And he's a.

And he's a. Oh, yeah, yeah. And Caleb. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was. That's probably going to be the intro. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

I'm like getting into the mind of Fluck at this point, I think. Oh, yes. I'm not. I'm not Fluck. Whatever. Just do you put your face up on camera right now i don't care so we brought in our beautiful baby boy caleb francis you all know him you all love him not as much as me but strong baby boy. Oh, daddy. He's just holding us up. He's feeding me.

Milk. Oh, my God. Which one of you guys has milk? Oh, God. Oh, no. I don't like this. I'm, like, ripping your shirts off. I'm so small. I can't bite it.

I'm just like, yeah. Caleb, this is why your Twitter is the way that it is. You're like, why are all the men sending me their buttholes? Caleb, give me your man. Also, Caleb. Caleb, why are all these gay dudes hitting on me? Also, Caleb, at the range in like short shorts. In boxes, yeah.

Nothing wrong with short shorts and boxers. Yeah, come on, man. That was an ad. That was an ad. That was an ad. You're definitely not going to see any Dick Jiggle with me. Is it all ball jiggle? It's just all balls. Dick's just perched up on top of it.

It's up on top hanging out and the balls are doing like a tidal wave. Fucking so cool. A giant bean bag with a little Vienna sausage sitting on top of it. Speaking of underwear, I wouldn't count this as a plug or anything, but have y'all worked with that stealth company? Stealth? Are we talking like Metal Gear Solid? Yeah, it's like an underwear brand.

Man, they sent us some boxers to use. A little bit intimidating. You know how a lot of the new boxers have that little pouch, right? Yeah, you're not. I've never used a box with a pouch. It's really cool. This one goes even further. Wait, does this one have the fucking dick? The dick hole and a whole dick pouch.

Batty, he ain't joking. It's nuts. So it's a pouch. The balls go into that. And then there's another separate pouch that's just a little hole for your wiener to go in. And then it separates your wiener from your balls and then separates all that from your thighs. And I was like, what?

Right here. I literally, this was last night I searched this. I was like, this is so much. This, the... Well they don't look like that. The internet popped up for men's underwear. they don't look like that. The internet popped up for men's underwear. It's not quite like that.

It's like that. Screenshot it and send it to Florida. Yeah, it's way more sleek looking, but did I put them on? I was like, this is kind of weird. I don't know if I want my dick and balls separated. They've been hanging out for 30 plus years. But there's a little cooling layer right between them. I put them on and walked around for a while i was like okay okay i've never done the shaft

separate yeah that was that was my first time ever so uh i'm gonna wear them around for like no no because they just sent the one pair so i wanted to like wait until like i was gonna film some stuff with them and i wanted to just wear them all day and then be like okay so this is what's going on i'm gonna take them off and I wanted to just wear them all day and then be like okay so this is what's going on and I'm going to take them off and show them like sweaty and crusty don't say crusty please don't use the word crusty to be fair there's going to be a lot of sweat

and that sweat gets a little salty it turns to butter it's that butter that ball butter wiener head butter I don't have wiener head butter. Yeah. I have ball butter.

Yeah. Maddie looks like a ball butter test. Okay. Now we're good. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Is everyone working? Hello.

Hello. We're good. They're all there. Okay. I was like, mine wasn't moving. I was like, what number? Did I fuck my own audio again? Oh no.

We're such a professional podcast. You can tell because our our studio still in my oven yeah, and Yeah, you know we got a fan we got a fan yeah mine that fan is not touching your boy Eli I keep feeling a little breeze on my like knees and ankles every now and then okay nice just enough to bring me back okay like i'm almost like i'm awake i'm almost dead no i'm gonna die over here Mama, mama, mama. There's another shot of morphine. There's another shot of morphine. That's fucked up.

I shouldn't make fun of that. God damn. So, Caleb, you're having a very interesting time about your Twitter. Yeah. Yeah, it's been getting bad for a while. It keeps getting worse. Oh, man. And now, every time I can't post anything without it being gay baiting,

like I'm just like a picture of me doing something, a video of me at the range doing something, any of it just so you and underwear at the range. Yeah. That one, like I understand that one, but that was also like an ad with an underwear company. What am I going to say?

No, like, yeah, that was a company I liked to begin with. So I was like, Oh ad with an underwear company. What am I going to say? No. Like, yeah, that was a company I liked to begin with. So I was like, Oh yeah, awesome. But,

uh, it's an ad for a company with suckers that are shaped like penis. Was I going to say, no, I don't know where it brought in all these dudes. Why are these dudes wanting to fuck me for? But, uh,

yeah, now it's getting so bad and this all started, uh, it's been almost a year ago that it started getting really bad some like pretty popular gay dude on twitter like i don't remember who it was but they had like quite a few thousand followers like 70 80 000 followers and he shared one of my like pictures there's like a gym picture and just like you know some something about me being like a bear and like i was like a handsome bear or something what's a bear and i just didn't even think about it's uh in the gay community it's like a big hair like usually like a thicker hairy

gay dude uh usually i mean it seems like a lot of them are mostly bald and some kind of beard going on and so so i fit that description for them i wonder if we go to wiki your image starts popping up it's just me it's only me it's like what the fuck dude your underwear but so now it's getting okay okay, like, and literally, I gained like 5,000 or 6,000 followers on Twitter like that same day. I was like, oh, man. And I was like, this is cool. But then I started looking, and it was just like, oh, dudes.

And like most of it, like, it'd just be like, normal gay dude picture. And the next one would be like, hairy dude butt with a G-string. And then the next one, it'd be like hairy dude but with a g-string and then it'd be the next one it'd be like a literal penis coming and i'd be like i was like oh god like it's getting like intense but now like i've gained like like a good amount of followers to be on twitter and it is the majority of it i think it's almost split down the middle now of just gay dudes and it's getting so intense that like it i'll get suggested stuff on twitter now that's like oh based on people who liked your photos you might be interested in this and it'll literally just be a dude sucking a dick and i'm

like like i'll be on twitter just scrolling it's already like bad enough because it'll be like i follow like a lot of cosplay girls and stuff like that on there and that's like that's always like kind of scandalous hell yeah yeah so and like i'll be like oh shit that's awesome and then it'll be like i follow like a lot of cosplay girls and stuff like that on there and that's like that's always like kind of scandalous hell yeah yes and like i'll be like oh shit that's awesome and then it'll be should be like oh yeah because you love all these hot anime girls you might also like a dude fucking another dude's butt i'm like no i don't think i wanted to see that like this isn't my thing this isn't actually what i chose yeah we just got the other one. Yeah, I wanted the first thing that I chose.

It's the dialogue box of video games that don't matter. No, I'm really into girls, but I'll suck your dick. I didn't say the last part. I didn't say that part. I didn't say that part. I just like the hot girl. Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to like Instagram and stuff now and I'm starting to see and then they're starting to come to my Twitch streams and it's just like dudes coming in and be like oh hey sexy bear and I'm just like

if you can like keep it like a compliment sure it's fine. Have you thought about changing your Twitch name from Grizzly Puncher? And then that played into it yeah and I was like no now that plays into it. You got your tag this is a wolf but a lot of people they want it to be a bear

they're like oh is that a bear because you're a bear and I'm like no this is a wolf because I like lot of people, they want it to be a bear. They're like, oh, is that a bear? Because you're a bear. And I'm like, no, this is a wolf because I like wolves. But now it's all just like too many things. Inside everyone, there are two wolves. Except for yours, there are two bears. Two bears fucking each other. And they're fucking 69. Two bear, two grizzlies.

Two claws. two bear two grizzlies but yeah so i think i'm gonna have to just like delete my twitter and restart it but if i like do that and then advertise like hey i made a new twitter uh following it it's like it's what's gonna stop it from just happening again nothing nothing so that's why i'm like i saw somebody and i don't know how to do this because I think it's going to be with coding or something. I've seen people do on Twitter where it's like, block accounts that use these words. And it'll be like, pig,

bear, gay, butts. Like if I could just like... Oh no, but butts. Caleb, it's not worth it. I'd have to do it. Is that fresh? That's not fresh. It's not worth it. There was just so many words. So many of them that I was thinking that I'm going to have to do it. It's not worth it. Is that fresh? That's not fresh. That's not fresh. That's not fresh. That's not fresh. That's not fresh. That's not fresh. That's not fresh. That's not fresh. That's not fresh. It's not worth it. It was just so many words. I was just like so many of them that I was like thinking that I'm going to have to like

put if I could figure out how to do this, but I would probably lose like 20,000 followers if I did that. Like that'd be, you know, fine if it works out for me and then I don't have to deal with that anymore. But like, sure. If a dude just wants to give me a compliment or whatever, that's fine. That's cool. That's happened, you know, like, for years.

But this is too much. They're just sending full-on. Dude, like, hold on. I can just, I can, I'm not going to show, like, the camera or anything, but I can just, like, go to my message requests, man. And it's all dudes, dude. Let me serve you, master. I love big bears like you you're fucking sexy uh here's a dude whose picture his uh profile is just his butt it's just a picture of his butthole man you're a

one hot looking dude from a 77 year old man here in minnesota okay uh you are so hot looking good buddy oh here's a guy seen a photo. Let's see what it is. It's just a selfie of a dude. It's just all dudes, man. So, internet, guys, listen here. Guys in general, because now you know what the girls deal with. Yeah, this is what girls deal with. And it's probably fucking upscaled, man. Don't.

Yeah, chill out. I know you're shooting your shot and all but just don't yeah you're being fucking weird back it up a little bit even more so why are you setting your butthole of fucking people stop it yeah that's as i always say it works one percent of the time which is why percent is way lower yeah they still go for it they're like it worked that one time for a guy named ste. And then we fucking pounded, dude. Craigslist misconnections over here. 1998 called Stop It.

I did have a bunch of them, like, saved, like, screenshotted of the best ones that, like, made me, like, laugh out loud. And one of them was literally just a dude being over, pulling his butt apart. And it was just, like, the crack in the cheeks. Everything was just a dude being over, pulling his butt apart, and it was just like the crack in the cheeks. Everything was just a solid bruise, dude, all the way down to his balls and dick that you could see from behind.

Just fucking purple, man, like all of it. I was like, why is your butthole so bruised, dude? And he never responded, but I was like, well, that's the picture you chose, man? Put some makeup on it for a minute. What are you saying? Like, I dressed up. Beat me up.

Oh, shit. Yeah, your shit is beat, bro. God damn, man. Take it easy. The internet's fucked up. I'm sorry to every chick on the internet. Yeah, because you know they probably get gnarly stuff. But yeah, it's a little taste of it, I guess, because they are unrelenting.

What was it that popped up on reddit today that had me rolling was it was again guys not getting the on how to talk to individuals man never happens funny man like sometimes i'll be streaming and just you know between a game or something like look at my phone and and that'll just be a random one and i'll fucking crack up and And I'll screenshot it and send it. My friend Brent went to my page recently and just looked at the likes on one of my pictures. And then he'd click the account of who liked me. He's like, dude, never again. He screen recorded it and it was just dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes. And he would just click a random one and he'd go to it and it'd just be like two dudes fucking pounding each other.

And then he'd go to another one and it'd be just a dude with his dick like rubber banded like nothing just like rubber bands oh yeah rubber bands around like his whole dick and nuts and just like nothing i was like man i was like this is i was like this is the my audience right now on twitter this this is the audience you built yeah so they don't get canceled if you want to be two dudes fucking go for it yeah that's totally fine just don't send that shit to random people chill out like tell you bad doll it back some consent is key yeah right god damn but uh like it's there's a lot of funny parts of it but it's so much it's like i'm like wow this is this is a lot yeah this is a lot to digest this is a lot to handle on this platform like i hardly ever like i feel like i i was like trying to like be

more active on twitter and like post more stuff and therefore why i was like dude i was like i want to i'm gonna get salted by literally like 14 fucking butthole pictures if i post like a random thing on here you just get a bunch of is our ons just No, it's the fucking it's the ball. That's always cloaked. That's Twitter If somebody could edit this the part on the first one where Frodo is in like the the shadow room He's running up the stairs put my face on it and when he gets the and looks around, it's just like when it's the eye looking at him. It's a butthole. And I fall down and I'm like, no. You're the light searching boy.

Caleb, did you just ask the internet to photoshop balls on the phone? That would be funny. If there was a video of it, that would be fucking hilarious. Oh, man. Yeah, it's been rough man my twitter's so great it's nothing but goth chicks and fat asses that's what i see usually until recently more of that for you damn yes like it more of it so that i see it more because that's got you that's i follow like that's where i follow most of the like the uh cosplay girls and all

stuff that i like really like and uh so that's like mostly what i see but it's starting to trinkle in it's like because of you your people your followers you might be interested in this and i'm like no you're just gonna get this huge influx now from this episode where it's even more that's what it's been because there's been like a lot of uh tweets where i'm like hey guys you know just you know so you guys know i'm very straight. And they'll be like, yeah, not until I suck your dick. Yeah, like it's stuff like that. They're like, not until I get to fuck that

butt of yours. It's like insane shit. I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. Still straight. Nope, still, this is making me more straight, guys. This is just scaring me. Now, if you have a million dollars. Yeah, yeah. If you do want to offer millions for this hole, then. It's on the table. We could talk, but. I mean, bro, if someone's you have a million dollars. Yeah, yeah. If you do want to offer millions for this hole, then. Ever.

It's on the table. We could talk, but. I mean, bro, someone's giving you a million dollars. Sure, yeah, dude. That's like life-changing stuff, man. Yeah. Suck a dick for a minute for, like, do it so good, too. I'm going to make it big.

That would be some sloppy toppy, bro. Yeah, I'm going to be fucking making you over in a minute, dude. Like, look, 9,000. Yeah, it's going to be gnarly. I'm going to be so good at this. I'm going to be so good at this, too. Some sloppy, I mean you fucking making you over in a minute Oh, log off! Projectile pop! Oh, sorry! Wiping it all off. Fuck! You're scooping it up! Oh! You also get the million! Ooooooh!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Yeah. And that's what it was. I was like, escaping! Puking all over! Wait, let me get the puke out of the way, and I'll suck it! Let me get it off! This is so much more!

You got a towel! I'm going to use your shorts. You pull your shorts all the way off me. Just use their shirt. Pull their shirt. He's punching it. I'm just like... I'm sorry. I'm so unhappy. I woke up today late, half asleep, Sorry Unhappy I

woke up today Not knowing what today was gonna bring and you know All the time he's doing I'm just puking Crying and shit I'm sorry, shitting Shitting and puking I'm sorry I'm bad at this, I thought I'd be so good I'm not good at being good

I thought I'd be so good Oh shit I'm so good at being good! I thought I'd be so good! Holy shit. I'll just pass out. If I pass out, just finish. Oh, fuck. Oh, it hurts. I'm uncomfortable. Oh, it hurts.

Holy shit, that actually made me... Waking up to that. Huh? What happened? My butt's wet. You just have vomit still caked out in your beard. You shit and pee can come in. But a million dollars and you just pat it.

Oh, yes! And you're in a world like... You take a hundred to wipe your shit up? Holy fuck. Yep. That got me. Yeah, that's how it would be. Wow.

I can't even top that. Holy fuck. Man, that's going to be some good. I think the worst I've ever gotten on Instagram or Twitter was this dude being like, hey man, I'm straight but you're curious so am I. I'm like, ignore. I'm not going to open that.

No. Leave you on read, sir. You stay in that secondary folder. Great gesture. I like the way you went about it. Very polite. Very respectful. I'm going to turn you down with the soft no. I'm not going to it. Very polite. Very respectful.

I'm going to turn you down with a soft no. I'm not going to respond. You're getting ghosted. That's a hard no. Give me a hard no, but politely. By ghosting you. Just act like it. He responds.

He's going to respond after this one. I know you've seen that message. Oh, so you did see my message here i am again here's a full video up my butthole this time and a million dollars i am a millionaire bro there's no shot you don't get something dude's like you know 100k 100k 100k what's the lowest you would go man no it'd have to be at least at least 1 million dude like cause just inside

my like soul I'm a ginger I don't have a soul really close up there really close to at least a million 800,000 probably

that was 200,000 that's a 20% I'm trying to picture things that I could do with it Caleb I could invest and like just

and like maybe open open my own gym. That's enough money to open a fucking business. Caleb, if I was like $500,000, I opened it. It's just cash right there. That's not enough. No, not enough to do something that I would want to do. Wait, how drunk? We talking scotch? Yeah, like one-eyed. How drunk we talking?

Yeah Yes, if I was like one I've been drunk like a case of fucking cash in front of you. Yeah Like I wouldn't say no to the fire case in cash. I'm not pull your dick. Yeah Okay, can I watch a YouTube tutorial? We have any medicine i can take if i die banana that's how i like drunk shaves awful big number yeah probably yeah i mean there's still a whole lot you could do with that but like a good a good good and that's always something like eventually i will record it and put on the internet how much so much Internet dude at least like 10 million man at least and the money's got to be in the in the video to you got to See the cash. Yeah, like it's it's for me. It's right here. I've got these 10 million or this whole

Fucking on the money. I'm getting pounded and counting it while it's happening. You have one of those machines that's like... I've got like the little visor on and stuff. You're putting the rubber bands on. Stop it. Slow down. Just take it easy, dude. You just snap them with one of those...

Yeah. Slow down! Jeez, take it easy dude. He just comes down. You want a bear like this, or like a bear on all fours? Like, I love you- You want a bear on all fours walking with your head? Just like a normal bear, but then it's just me. Or like one swatting at fish or something. But you like- It's just me, yeah. It's gotta be that scene from Super Troopers. Oh, yeah.

Hey, bear fucker! Do you need assistance? Oh! Oh, yeah! I forgot about that. The bear's just roaring. Yeah, dude! I'm uncommon. Holy shit. That would do it. We're winning.

Didn't you just play Stray? How was that? Yeah, I'm just a couple hours in it. I do really like it wait what okay first off can we rewind i don't know what the fuck it is stray is like a game where you play as a little cat and like ginger cat yeah yeah and don't be yeah and it's a fucking cute and like you had no idea what the like premise of the game was at all so i was like yeah sure you're a cat and it looks like some kind of like Tokyo-esque looking thing. I was like,

this looks cool. Let's play. So it's really cool. I'm just a few hours in. I'm probably just going to play it off stream. How many times have you killed the cat already?

I haven't killed any. I don't even, I guess if those little things bite you a lot, they can kill you. But I'm just, I'm like two and a half hours in because I've just been

like exploring a lot and I'm getting ready to go to a next section. It literally just said, I'm going to a part where it's like watch out for those things they can fucking kill you so that's probably where people are dying at but uh yeah so exploring around uh you and your little cat buddies are playing spoiler alert you and your little cat buddies are playing you're like in the sewer or some shit it's like off forest you look it looks like an abandoned sewage like line or some shit jumping around on like all foresty looking. It looks like an abandoned sewage line or some shit.

Jumping around on these pipes. You and all the cats go in front of you. You're laying on the pipe breaks. You fall down in this big fucking ravine, like fall forever. And you wake up. You're like limping, walking around. It's like all trash.

You're like dump yard. Make your way through, and it looks like you're in some kind of bunker kind of area. You meet these robot people, and they've become sentient. And they were supposed to be helpers in this place and this was like it was like a city that was like in case of like fallout or something like that it was built like in the ground like a whole underground city and uh they've become sentient and they're trying to get to the fucking top and uh you find out

like they've been trying to do this and uh like one dude who's like a scientist uh robot guy him and like a group of them had like found out a way there's like elevators that you're trying to like restore to like go from level to level i think there's like two or three levels until you get to the top and uh so you start trying to help him find uh his buddies that like had went up an elevator and then he like lost contact with them or something so i was at the part where we just made contact with them again and i'm about to be set off on like a mission but really cool you're just like running around doing like little puzzle kind of missions like looking for there's like one robot guy that's just like playing guitar or some shit and you find him like music notes to play and it's like really like eight bit kind of music that he plays it's like really cool and like the soundtrack of the game

in general is like really nice it's like it's relaxing man so and like but you have to read everything it's like all like they talk in robot language and then your little you find out like a backpack and a little robot that goes in yet what's his name uh i can't remember it's b12 yeah i would say b12 so i didn't fish you have your cat with a pet fish wow that's no shit this game is fucking adorable yeah i've never heard of this game yeah like i literally only saw stuff about it like two months ago and i was like oh i'll wish list that it was announced like five years ago yeah they just kept it under fucking wraps for the most part but it's yeah it's really cute it's like a relaxing game uh for me it wasn't like an awesome game to stream because i

was like really into it and focused and like the music's relaxing like you got to read everything so i'm like really into it but uh it's a cool game in general yeah so like i'm i played it literally for like 30 minutes before i came here just like fucking around looking around and playing as a meow button yeah you literally can just fucking meow meow meow meow meow the whole time like one button is literally just me and the game looks beautiful too yeah it's cool it's like the lights and stuff are really nice it's like a really ambient kind of vibe. Yeah, it's like literally nighttime Tokyo is what I think of when I'm like running around. I'd like to look at this game. It's cool, man.

Yeah, you need to check it out. It's console only, though, right? No, I'm on PC. Oh, is it on PC? Yeah, it's on Steam. Yeah, it's on Steam. Bryden seems like he would like to play this game. Yeah, you can just jump and knock pots off of shit.

Bro, you can be a cat. You're just a cat. You walk in the house, if there's a rug, you can just jump you knock pots off of shit and like you can be a cat you're just a cat you walk in the house if there's a rug you can start scratching the fuck out of a rug if there's a door you can scratch the fuck out of a door and then there'll be people on the inside they're like hey what the fuck is that so it's kind of like the duck or the goose game like yeah yeah you kind of just like like a cute cat yeah thousand percent yeah like really good looking and you're a cute little cat you can just like lie down and go to sleep if you find like random little nooks and crannies sometimes you can just jump on them and go to sleep oh shit it's been a lot of fun i watched a bunch of it yeah yeah i'm games yeah i'm probably gonna play some more tonight i'm not sure i'm not sure if i'll stream it but i want it because i

want to enjoy it like i want to be into it we've talked about a bunch on the podcast single player games yeah streaming yeah there's plenty of games that i don't want to stream like i like i'm either so like i was fine with elden ring like streaming it because it was like reactions were funny like yeah and stuff like that but there's plenty of other games that like i don't stream because i want to just like be into it and not have to like that was the new final fantasy remake yeah i don't want to stream that that's offline that's yeah you don't want to look at i do not want to read anyone else's chat when I'm fully focused. Yeah. Yeah.

That's like reading a book and then reading another book. That's it. Yeah. Trying to read somebody's reaction to you reading a book. Yeah. No. I feel like it's not super entertaining. It pulls you out of it constantly.

Because if I'm like super into a game and I'm like not trying to focus on chat a whole lot. And I'm like, it's not like, I'm not like super high energy or anything. Cause I'm just like so into a game. like fucking like you know zoned in so it's probably like boring as shit to watch so yeah i hardly ever stream like actual really like long single player games yeah for sure no no it makes sense clean does that where he just shuts off his he does chill streams where he just shuts off his fucking camera he just plays the game he'll talk

a little bit but for the most part he says yeah it's just there when i play like i'm playing through a god of war right now on pc and i was like i could stream this yeah i feel like it's gonna take yeah that's one that you could like because the story is so good it's like it's one of those points where it's like oh so much stuff happens, like cut scenes in Cool Story happens regularly, that it'd be good to stream. Yeah. But also, like, you don't have to. Yeah, that's how you want to.

And then, because I'm looking at, like, games, I was talking on stream, I was like, maybe this would force me to stream a little bit more. It's like you start a game, and you can't start the next game until you finish. Yeah, exactly. I get that. Because there was a few games,

like, when I got that last Resident Evil game evil game the five seven village village yeah when i got that i literally only streamed that until i was done with it but it was it was just like four days and then i restarted it on like that super hard mode and like i played for like a day of it and then something i started playing something else again but they've got that third person view uh version of it coming out so i'm gonna i'll replay it when that comes out because old school that'll be like a whole other like it'll be like a whole different game because it's like a whole different view and stuff is okay i'll be into that and i really loved the game so it'll be fun to replay dude that baby and that fucking like i don't know anything about this game tell me about it the baby is the weird i haven't enjoyed a about this game. Tell me about it. The baby is the weird one. I haven't enjoyed a Resident Evil game since, like, PS2.

They did a good, I will say, they did a really fucking good job. Was it 7? That was, like, the first first person. Yeah, and that's why this was super different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was good, dude. It was very, I want, see, again, I didn't play it, but I did, I watched that entire, I did watch somebody play from start to finish.

So, Village is the one they were like, no, let's do Resident Evil 4 evil 7 so you get like you can buy it you don't you're not restricted on ammo and stuff like you can buy guns upgrade mix of the two yeah yeah so it's a really good mix too they did a really good like it's like where it's like it's very van helsingy is what it makes me feel like you're in that kind of period area and fucking werewolves and shit, like wolf men and all these cool ass monsters. Yeah, zombies. And that fucking...

That boss's baby though. Dude, the babies are... Yeah, dude. When that... I was like, oh, fuck. Dude, it's cool, man. There's so much shit in that. You're like, oh, oh.

It's like long hallways on this abandoned mansion where it's like dark hallways in this Victorian style. And then you just hear this weird baby crying. You've been doing a lot of very minuscule tasks for like an hour, like trying to figure out puzzles and shit. And you're like, oh, I'm done. I can go back upstairs now.

And you're walking down the hallway to go to the elevator. And all of a sudden, this giant slug baby walks out. It's like, meh. And you're like, oh, fuck. It has a huge mouth. It's trying to eat you. It's like chasing you through these little hallways, and you've got to, like, hide and stuff,

and, like, run to the elevator, and, like, press the button real quick to get into it, and it's, like, slamming behind you. Dude, it's so good. Oh, no. That was, like, crazy. I was like, what the fuck? Donkey's video on it is hilarious.

He's like, what the fuck is this fucking baby? Yeah, dude. Yeah, because even I was like, oh, what the fuck? Like, my clip of it was me going, what the fuck? I'm, like, dancing in my seat the whole time. I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, dude. Yeah, because even I was like, oh, what the fuck? Like my clip of it was me going, what the fuck? I'm like this in my seat the whole time. I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Because you're running and you can hear it like, it's like, go, go, go, go. Like right in your ear.

It's so happy. It's so happy. And it's like slimy noises and like baby sounds like right here. You're like, oh, fuck. You're like pressing the button. You're like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Dude, it's sad. It's crying when you finally get out and it leaves.

It gets to the cages. Like crying because it's sad. Yeah. crying when you finally get out and it leaves. It gets to the cage. It's like, oh, ah. Like crying because it's sad. Yeah. Bro, it is. Yeah. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and water to drink.

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It's gnarly. Yeah, it's gnarly. And then you find a fucking baby doll up top. You chase that little baby doll around. Yeah, and it's like a scary-ass doll. Like it was too, like, creepy then you find a fucking baby doll up top. You chase that little baby doll around. And it's like a scary-ass doll. Like it was too like creepy. Like Chucky likes a little doll around him? Yeah, it's like a little marionette doll. I don't like it.

Yeah, so. I don't like it. Yeah, you got to run around the house and chase it. Nope. Yeah. Dude, I miss those. I just want those next, like God of War, the new one. So I'm finishing this one because I want to be able to go into the new one.

Is it a sequel? Yeah. You're not doing another time jump? No, he's not. He's his kiddo. It's called Ragnarok. I've already seen, like, have you seen any of the trailers?

I did minimal because I was like, oh! For the first one, I was like, I saw enough of it to know that i wanted to fucking play and then i didn't like get like i was like no i was like i don't really need to say anything else because i'm not gonna fucking love this i'm gonna go in just like yeah blank because then you're like what are you can i are you kratos again or are you yeah yeah are you great boy oh yeah yeah you're great okay i love creative how they pick like that direction everything they

took him on, and like, that voice acting. Like, for the longest time, I was like, did they just like, restart the series?

And this is like, this is Kratos, but like, it's restarted, and then like, when it all started connecting back to the old God of Wars, I was like,

oh, what? I was like, whoa, so cool. He just like, moved on, and started a new family,

and now this shit's happening, dude. I was like, whoa, what? Fuck yeah. It was such a, it was so cool. was so cool you need you need to play that one yeah it is one of them guys like like it's a must play it's like that um the last of us which you watched right i see like there's a lot of big story games that to be honest man i don't really want to play i love watching is fine i agree on youtube bro i did that with both last of Us games. At that time, I didn't have a PlayStation. They were exclusives.

And I was like, I just sat on my PC for like three days, dude, and I watched start to finish. Yeah. And it was fucking awesome. I loved doing that with some story games that I just, sometimes I don't have time. Like if I'm streaming, like I know I'm not going to stream this game. I just want to watch it at night. Or you get that, like we've talked about it in the past. It's, you're checked.

You don't want to play. You just want to, it's that turning. It's like a the past it's it's you're at you're checked you don't want to play you just want to it's that turning it's like a movie i don't want to play a fucking video game because i'm like where the fuck do i have to go did i miss this item god damn it versus watching somebody that knows where the stuff is and they can just do it all yeah i it's literally a movie yeah it really is man and and those the stories of these games like are so good like the i fucking love the uncharted games dude that very last uncharted game i played like six fucking times i mean like isn't there a movie out or just came out it's decent it's not oh yeah it has what's his uh mark walberg and a spider-man in it yeah spider-man yeah it's it's pretty good like uh it kind of like lost its luster because netflix made like a movie that came out like right

before it that was ryan reynolds in the rock oh yeah literally an uncharted movie basically like it was uncharted like like it was just a straight rip from it pretty much yeah and then uncharted came out like a week later or two weeks later something like that so like it kind of lost its like you know yeah uh at least for me because like i watched it i was like yeah i was like i'm pumped to see it but like it's so similar to the movie i just fucking watched i need to play uncharted that's the only one series i've never fucking played and everyone watched the first one yeah dude did you ever see the short thing that nathan fillion made no i don't think so nathan's a billion Firefly All sorts of fucking awesome as a castle. Yeah. Yeah, he should be the literally uncharted. Yeah He's a huge fan of the series and he went out and they made a short film like not sure if it was sure

It's like ten minutes. Yeah of him as Nathan Drake and yeah, holy shit. Is it good? Like he wanted to play it when he's got a random cameo in it like he's just wait he's in it yeah he's like there's a part where they like i don't know actually did that yeah like they're playing crashes or some shit and like they come out of the water and then he's just like they're on the beach and says like some little remark to him about it and they're like oh yeah i didn't know they did that's a sweet little call yeah that's one of those ones where it's like that was like yeah you you need to, you need to be the main character. But yeah,

Hollywood always thinks it's like, no, if we get this big name, then people will come. And you're like, it looks 18 though. Well, I get it because they're,

they're going back and doing it. Like when it, like the very beginning. Oh, that was the start of it. Okay. Beginning of it. Cause like in this,

uh, in the fourth one, you play as him as a kid a lot. And, and this one, it's, it's a kid a lot. And this one, it's setting it all up. Who knows if it'll be him again if they make another one. They might fast

forward to when he's an actual adult because he's only like 16 or 17 in this one. Yeah, okay. Who knows, man? There could still be a possibility. What was that other video game movie that just came out? Resident Evil. Halo, Resident Evil, which all of them. Resident Evil, just, dude, have you looked?

I haven't seen that new show. Dude, the reviews are not good. Yeah, that's why I haven't looked into it any. They do it in the mansion too, which pisses me off. It's like they had like the perfect formula. Yeah, like a good setup for it. Yeah. Just fuck it up.

It's the mansion. And then the ratings are like a 3.2. Yeah, out of 10. Dude.2. You added 10. Dude. Yeah. Oh, you know, I think there was a movie that just came out. It was a video game movie or something. It was dog ass.

I feel like I know what you're talking about. And I can't think what it was because it did bad. Fuck. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. There was a video game movie. Big one. Yeah, it was in theaters, I think. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't remember what the fuck it was. But the reason I bring it up is because something was just announced that I've been excited to talk about on the podcast, actually. Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That.

That's going to be a fun movie. Yeah. It's going to be fun. It's going to suck. Oh, sure. Yeah. Which is so unfortunate. It's just how it is.

Yeah. It's just. What's his name? Who's the lead? Not. The guy from the new Star Trek. Yeah. And he was in.

Chris Pine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it is Chris Pine, I think. There's probably a lot of Chris's. Apparently, he's a great singer. He's playing a bard in the movie, so hopefully he's doing that. But, like, you can just tell watching it, the trailer. Kind of cheesy. Yeah, yeah.

It has a very... This recent Thor movie, it has, like, that kind of vibe where it's, like, a little bit cheesy. They definitely tried that with the trailer. The fucking... The trailer. The 80s music. Its music zeppelin it was zeppelin music yeah it's got that same kind of vibe to it so you're like i'm i'm hopeful and optimistic but there has not been a good dnd movie ever what about the marlon wayne one that's like one of my top tens with marlon wayne the original dragon movie yeah from like the 90s This one I'm joking

Trash dick movie Marlon Wayne's mad i was like stop it you're joking right you're joking kill him okay just watch this and it just doesn't yeah like it's gonna be fun yeah yeah it looks like it's gonna be a fun movie but yeah i get what you mean it's like at that same vibe i forgot about the dungeons and dragon movies yeah i seen that and then naturally everyone and their mom was tagging us and posts on yes instagram and sending dms about it like have you seen this i got asked 800 times in the last four days about this movie no no i haven't it's like when berserk when like uh more died like people were like did you hear the news Eli like yes for the millionth time

I know my favorite artist died that did Berserk 100% I hear it a thousand times a day but everyone was tagging about that D&D movie I forgot about that shit I just want D&D and I know it was bad it's gonna be bad I'm so bummed about it

I've seen the casting for the Yu Yu Hakusho live action oh yeah that's gonna be bad. I'm so bummed about it. I've seen The casting for the Yu Yu Hakusho live action. Oh, yeah, that's gonna happen too Yeah, that could be cool. I'm sad. Yeah, it's yeah, I mean they always do it like a full metal the show didn't watch it I heard it was awful the live-action or a movie or whatever. It was didn't watch it What was that newest one that came out that was so bad? Cowop cowboy bebop didn't watch because i just i had fun with some of the episodes i really did i watched a lot of it i think i watched three episodes and was like yeah i mean it was like i was like yeah it's like i don't really care to watch any more of it master chief halo i gave up good halo i just gave up i heard a lot of people didn't like halo either especially because they just like well yeah let's show his face let's

make him do some fucking let's he calls him love he calls him wait for it i see i stopped after like yeah the covenant had a human yeah yeah wasn't he who was it he fucked the orbiter arbiter or something the covenant yeah yeah human yeah i don't know like all those and that's what kills me is like they have this literal you just follow the fucking formula and the fans would be happy as shit. That's all people want to see, man. They want to see their favorite shit put on the big screen. You know, a fucking movie, dude. And they try to make it too goofy.

And they're like, no, we got to add this. We're going to redo this. Somebody wants their creative fucking freedom. Yeah. It never works. I would never. I'd be like, give me Berserk. Like, give me Berserk and be like, hey, you can direct Berserk.

We'll give you X amount of money. Yeah yeah what do you want to do with the script i'd pull out the book and be like we start here right here and we just go page by page read it all and we stick to this fucking script it's that simple berserk fans will lose their shit about following something like that they're just just be like, man, they stuck. There's never been anything like that. There's never been a movie come out that was about a book or a game that was exactly like it.

They're like, well, let's do this. And it never works out. Like right now. Guts is a 5'2 Mexican. What? You like trying to relive his dream to be guts. I was like, what? That Lord of the Rings show that's coming out,

they showed a sneak peek of Sauron, apparently. Oh, I haven't even seen it. He's like a little boy. He's like a little 10-year-old albino kid giving a mean look over his shoulder. He's like blue eyes and that ble like look over his shoulder he's like blue eyes and like yeah that like bleach blonde hair and everybody's like are you fucking kidding me this is supposed to be sauron and i mean to be fair in the in this film wasn't he actually

supposed to be like some like cutesy little elf man yeah but he's supposed to be like the most it's supposed to be like some like lucifer shit like he's supposed to be like the most beautiful elf man ever but he's just like this ugly little like albino boy yeah he's like just like a little shriveled like albino boy so everybody's like oh what the fuck why is he shriveled yeah like why is he just such he just looks like a like he looks like golem if he had blue eyes in here he looks like beef jerky yeah it's been left in the sun so everybody's like already talking shit about it and who knows and we got uh what's it called um the game of thrones starts in a month a new series have they released trailers or

anything yet yeah i'm not i haven't seen anything yet i'm not sure i hope because the show yeah i've seen a lot of stuff talking about it but i haven't seen a trailer it's about the war of the dragon the war of the dragons or whatever the fuck they call when agon conquers yeah is it when he's conquering because that's what it was supposed to be. Oh, I'll be in heaven then. Because then you get, not Drogon, but... Yeah, I saw pictures of some dude finding a dragon egg in a volcano

or some shit. No shit. Yeah, there was some screenshots of something that I saw that was like that, and I was like, oh shit. Because then you have the Dread, what's his name? Belor? Belor. Yeah, yeah. The big dragon. The big guy.

The storyline won't begin as early as Aegon the Conqueror, who conquered the other one, but it will show Daenerys Targaryen's ancestors descend into a brutal civil war that tears the family apart. Okay. See, that could be a good idea. So not quite the Conqueror. And fucking Jon Snow is supposed to be in it? No, there's a new series.

Oh, no, it's the other series that he's in, yeah. Afterwards, he goes to the north. Because he goes back to the wall. Yeah, yeah. But they're doing a sequel? Yeah, there's a new series. Oh, no, it's the other series that he's in, yeah. Afterwards, he goes to the north. Because he goes back to the wall. Yeah, yeah. Wait, they're doing a sequel? Yeah, they're doing a sequel and then, like, a series and John's in it

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I feel like I've just blacked it out of my memory. I do not remember the last season of this play. I feel like I don't remember much of it anymore because it was such a letdown at the end that I was just like man it's like that was I've seen the first like five six seasons so I've re-watched it so many fucking I won't watch it again now I will not touch that series again I have not watched a single episode since yeah because I used to re-watch it so fucking cool and then just the whole even like that split season whatever it was like the first part of it was okay but then they like shit on at that last part they just didn't give a fuck and it was like all those stories they were just oh that's what pissed me

off i was like there's so many together yeah just literal stories everywhere just they were like now we're not gonna expect this this this this this this this and you're like that seems kind of important okay we're just going to leave all these. Yeah. Who described it? They said George R.R. Martin is very good at world building. And he's very good at juggling all these plates on tops. Spinning plates.

Yeah, spinning plates. And he's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And they were just like, man. They just said, fuck this. He's like, we got this one. Drop it off. They're giving this one. They're like, man got this one. Drop it off. After giving this one, they're like, nah. Ha.

Ha. Whoa. John's a Targaryen. And then nothing mattered because of that? Yeah. Everything got shit on it. Oh, you guys are so fucking good, man. I'm your cousin.

Does it matter? Nope. Okay. Literally, if they didn't say that part of the show nothing would have fucking changed like not a goddamn thing would have changed that entire time oh oh i'm gonna get mad speaking of mad this mad product out of rex batty don't judge it that was as organic as it gets for a promo of Outer Eggs hair product. Batty, did you eat some?

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Dude, it looks so fucking cool. Yeah, dude. Wait, which one? It's Vegeta and Goku fighting Brawly. Dude. It's like in an arena. It's like Flash animation style. It's gnarly.

I haven't seen this. It is so fucking cool. Have you watched some of those new fan-made Dragon Ball when they're fighting people in the past? Like, their selves and shit? Have you seen those? I don't think so. Bro, it is... I wonder if it's the same thing.

Like, the same people. If it looks exactly the same. Because this, you would... It looks like a fucking Dragon Ball episode. Dude, I was like, I would fucking watch this. How long is this? It's five minutes. I don't care.

Fuck. Deal with it. Fuck. Hold on. This is so fucking good, man. It's really cool. Oh They did a difference so they did like an 80s style. Yeah, it's like like Avatar the last airman. Yeah Western it's so fucking cool dude Even like the voice acting is like gnarly man. Yeah. Oh, this is literally

From the anime. what yeah dude right that's pretty cool fucking as dope as shit i'm the anime nerd how the fuck haven't i seen that before yeah you randomly popped up on tiktok for me like a week ago you're like i gotta watch this oh shit i just like randomly saw a clip of it. Oh, it looks cool. Just watch like the whole thing dude That goes fucking hard as shit Yeah, so we just watched like a fan made like old-school after the last airbender style I guess anime style of a DBZ fight with brawley and Vegeta and I'm gonna link it in the description if I remember if I Don't remind me in the comments. I'll get it, but it's fucking

Unreal did it like it's gonna sound so lame, but like first time I watched it, I was like, oh, shit. It gave me goosebumps, dude. I was like, oh, shit, man. That shit brought back my childhood, man. That's what it was, man. I was like, oh, fuck, because I could just remember being little and watching it and being into it, and it had that same kind of feel to it. The music that was fucking playing, dude, I was like, oh, fuck.

The animation. Yeah. They're zipping around. Yeah. Yeah, it fucked me up, dude. I was like, oh, fuck. The animation? Yeah. Is there a zip it around? Yeah. Yeah, it fucked me up, dude. I was like, oh, man. If there was like a whole fucking series of that, even just like a season would be killer. The one season or just like, I don't know.

A fucking movie or something? That's like the music. The animation is so different. So it's not Dragon Ball artwork. It is like this 80s mix match. Yeah, very Avatar-y. It's Chinese. It's a Chinese-American

style. I like calling it Western anime. You know what it felt like? The fight sequences though, Phil, when Naruto has the high budgets. You know when they do the high budget Naruto fights and you get to see him? That's what that was like. This is like Naruto when it's like,

big fight, dump all the money in this fucking... Yeah, when he's going six-tail, dump all the money into this fucking like. Yeah, go fucking gnarly on it. Yeah, when he's going six tail, like nine tail versus the pain. When he fights the pain and the anime. When he takes over and he goes like red and yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the animation sequence completely changed. That's how that is and that's fucking dope. And it's one dude. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. I want a DBZ tattoo now. Fuck. Yeah, man. It fucked me up, dude. I was like, man, that looks fucking gnarly. Yeah. I almost got a Majin tattoo like forever ago.

Dude, on your forehead? Yeah, right on my forehead. Caleb just won. What do you think of my DBZ tattoo? Holy crap, dude. Wow, you really like Dragon Ball Z, huh? I fucking love it. Yeah, but I thought about getting one on my shin.

Yes. I haven't seen. I've almost started it. I've seen Getting one on my Shien or something Yes I haven't seen I've almost started it I've seen like three episodes Of GT and I hated it No yeah GT was awful You don't need to watch GT

They erased GT basically Yeah Super is like Yeah fuck GT Forget about it So where does it pick up from Where does Where does Super start

Super starts right after Boo It's so at the end of Z Then you Then you're into Dragon Ball Super So you go to Like there's Boo starts right after boo it's so at the end of Z then you then you're into Dragon Ball super so you go to like there's boo Majin Boo like faboo yeah I don't think you actually see yeah kid boo I'm trying to see if you think no this is the one that has what's his name in it? The B. The cat dude.

Oh, you're talking about... Yeah, yeah. Beerus. Beerus, yeah. So Beerus, they have... So your bad guy order, I want to say, is Vegeta's... Or Frieza's the first one. Frieza comes back. Yeah, Super Frieza.

Golden Frieza. Which is... Oh, I didn't... Oh, the thing that made me want to watch it is I saw a recent thing that they they unnerved gohan gohan was my fucking dude he was mine too man like the gohan cell saga yeah dude when he was going to school and he was saying man and all that shit and he was like riding the fucking nimbus to class and he'd like whip ass between class stuff him and vidal like

dude i was like into that man i was like man i was like this is fucking cool and then he was such a pussy after that all his power what was it was in training and then they made uh i'm glad they got rid of gt because they made trunks a little bitch in gt like he just like what a whole different character and was a huge bitch and then like they were like we'll redo that as well i'm gonna come back with a fucking sword make him wicked again remember when trunks came back the first time with a sword you're like what the fuck somebody else was over there yeah and he has a freaking sword and you're like you're like what my little child mom's like yeah dude i was like 16 or something yeah man yeah getting home from school watching dbz was like the shit yeah man i was so fucking pumped, they will so Dragon Ball super they go fucking hard cuz it's like the new

Shit that they learn go on and them are strong. They aren't as like There is a weird Dragon Ball things. It's like oh they got hit by like I don't know. It's like Goku Crilling gets hurt by a bullet or something and it's like what? He's the strongest human in the world yeah in the universe yeah Fucking God Yeah, Roshi In the universe. Everybody else is just some different shit. He's a fucking god. There's like Krillin, Yamcha. Yeah. Roshi. Roshi's a human?

Yeah, Master Roshi. Really? He's the one that taught him. All right, all right. What's the other guy's name? Tien. Yeah. Tien's not human, though. He's not human, but he was like, what was he?

The three-eyed thing. Yeah, no, I mean, what was he, like his race? Did it ever go into that? He always kind of got his ass beat, too. Him and Yamcha were like pretty close together Yamcha's like I'm gonna grab his back And blow myself up Yeah

Didn't work out for him But the new ones which is dope Is they go They go into that They have the androids are back But more Oh yeah Oh yeah goes like they go into that they have the androids are back um but more important oh yeah oh yeah blonde ass bitch just a robot just smashing out like just like i'm paying that shit yeah with his new hair the amount of hentai made off eight is 18 right yeah yeah

back in the day on new grounds i I'm sure man Her and Bulma No one wanted Chi-Chi Hinton She was such a bitch man She was so mean She had her sweetness But she was always so fucking mean I was like Bulma's a freak Bulma had blue hair

She got down I drew her naked when I was a young kid I was making my own porn I was a young kid. I was making my own porn of her. I was like, oh yeah, Eli? That's right. It's like, fuck you. It's the worst drawing ever.

And I'm like, I can imagine. That's fucking great. I don't need anything else. You get one use out of this drawing. And then I scruple it up, throw it out. I hate it so much. I'd come into the same drawer. You'd just slap it together. Oh, yes. And it's good.

We're good. God, DBZ, man. One of my mods is re-watching all of DBZ right now. He went from Dragon Ball into DBZ. He's going to start Super when it's good. We're good. God, DBZ, man. One of my mods is re-watching all of DBZ right now. He went from Dragon Ball into DBZ. You know, he's going to start Super when it's done. You know, I think I've been doing, like, lately, and it's putting, like, an anime that I'm interested in, like, just on the projector behind me while I'm streaming.

And I did that. I was like, you know what? Fuck, I'm going to put Dragon Ball on. That way I can just kind of, like, glance at it every now and then and just kind of get, like, a little refresher. Because my Dragon Ball was okay, but, like like i didn't really give a shit about it uh but like that way that way i can get back up to dbz and start that and then get through super so oh yeah super starts with beerus is the first bat god of destruction is the first bad guy then

frieza then evil goku then evil goku yeah it's a whole not there's whole It's weird it's like the time Parallax thing it's a Dragon Ball and then The Tournament of Power though is So fucking dope Because then it's like all 8 or 9 universes All competing And that is where you get to see Goku Going Ultra Instinct for the first time Hands down the coolest

Fucking freak out when it finally happens Cause it's not like the first time where you Go Super Saiyanan he's like oh and you're like damn he's gonna whoop the ass he's adapting and he can't figure out the power and then it's like shuts off and it's like over this 20 episode period until it finally happens

and then the music oh I remember that episode I was like like knocking over it's so fucking Time to rewatch all DBZ Skip it just go straight to Super I might just watch like the last couple episodes So I remember how it ended

Remember you got Goku fighting Majin Buu Going Super Saiyan 3 Then doing the spirit bomb That's what kills him How does it end They wish everyone back And they wish Majin Buu as a nice, so he comes back as a little kid that they fight in the tournament.

Comes back as Buu. Yeah. But there's still Fat Buu in this story. And he's still, like, good. Yeah, Fat Buu's good. There's Buu. Buu's always been good. Majin Buu, when he was original, was the angry little demon inside of him.

That's Kid Boo. Fat Boo's the good one. And Mr. Satan and him are baddies. That's why they're always together. It's hilarious because Majin Boo, I forgot, they actually put him in a training regiment and all that stuff and he's fucking jacked and shit. Oh shit, I didn't know that.

And then he eats and he's back to fat Boo. It's like one of the best comedy memes. Because you't know that yeah, and then he eats and he's back to fat My booze like Love this I love Dragon Ball so much go cool. That's super. Yeah, okay Goku is though a fucking idiot in Super now. Like, you remember how he was like, he's not the smartest guy. Yeah, he's kind of ditzy. Yeah, a little ditzy, but he's like, I want to fight. But this one, he's just a fucking, you're like, he's fucking retarded. I don't know.

He's like, I got to work and do tractor stuff. Uh-oh, Chi-Chi, what's going on? How do I get this? Chi-Chi, where the baby the baby like he doesn't even remember how he got his kids like what happened he's just i don't know they just reportrayed his character until he goes like mad or fighting he's like i just want to fight i don't know where babies come from chichi how did we do this like it's the weirdest fucking shit in the world that's strange but oh there's a dbc super abridged i can watch yeah you're gonna like

it because you still got super saiyan god super saiyan ultra like all the why does god blow ultra ultra is what i i don't want to ruin anything because ultra is the moment it happens like you see all the like it's just this pinnacle of power and you you're like. You just stare off. And you'll watch that fight. It's like a dog gone. You just watch it over and over. It's like holy fucking badass. When it finally clicks.

Because the first time it clicks. It's like small click. And you just see him shit on everything. And you're like. What the fuck just happened. And then. Okay. Pinnacle. Everything and you're like what the fuck just happened and then Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay pinnacle you guys we talked about video games Yeah, and a lot of gay sex gay stuff, but we started strong with the kids

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