Unsubscribe Podcast - 65 - Baddie Boop ft. The Fat Electrician

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

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Everybody's like, kill him. What the f***? That poor spider's legs. Just a little person. Just murdered the s*** out of that thing. That's how we're plugging your new merch. Yeah. Death.

All right. I'm gonna kill spiders. Do you like death? Murder. Say hi to Eli. it's racially ambiguous that guy's fucking ridiculous that's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching this podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify,

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And that's where the you come that is come subscribe. I like your tables over there Betty. That's nice Bro Subscribe My favorite clip I just like the spike in the in the watch time on that one segment when that fucking light. Oh my God. But also the spikes during the wet willy and the boop. I was like, you piece of shit. I thought Cody was going to shoot you. I mean, he just said on his team like, oh, it's on the table. You guys are setting a dangerous precedent by having me back.

I know. It was the internet's choice, not ours. Yeah. Thanks, internet. Peer pressure, yay. You need to get that guy, the electrician man, back. I am a real electrician, by the way. Are you?

I'm going to say that more since I get asked all the time. I think, are we going to film me drunk changing your chandelier like you wanted? No. I want to. When you come back for the third time. Oh, God. Wait, you're an actual electrician? What?

I don't know. I just thought it was a name. Bro. Like, fat electrician. First time I came here, Cody's like, hi, I'm Cody. I'm like, hey, I'm Nick. And we hopped in and we, like, start driving. It's like, we just met each other. This is like, you know, it's like hi. I'm Cody. I'm like hey. I'm Nick and hopped in and we like start driving It's like we just met each other. This is like you know it's like whatever, but guys do and he like we get

I don't know 30 feet down the road. He's like what do you do for a living? I was like I'm I'm an electrician and he just goes fuck Electrician who is fat question I Was gonna lie about my occupation I'd say something way cooler. Oh Yeah, that was close Ready you can do your Let's make the fucking Christ. Just be normal. Why? You come

here. You don't get to invite me back to this podcast after you got a restraining order. Now there's a wall. There's literally a line of police between me and you so your nose doesn't get pooped again. Or you fucking smash my teeth on the mic again. What offense do we do? We're not going to talk about that one.

It's metal who would have figured this metal object i didn't realize that when i picked it up and it was heavy what this thin this thin doesn't protect anything okay how do you do this is your job part Hi everyone unsubscribe podcast here I'm joined today by Batty Streams Eli DoubleFap and the always beautiful Fat Electrician By the way you have a cool name First and last I don't know if the internet Knows your last so I won't say it

Nobody knows it Do you want us to tell your secret Mom's been I'm just gonna love love a vagina list. I just never heard that last night. I take a lot of pride in the fact that I have as many followers as I do, and nobody knows a pigment of my butthole, okay? Yet.

Wait, you guys have butthole pigments? Oh, man. Yours is the same? I thought I was big time. That's how you made it? When I Google my butthole, it doesn't show up. There's nothing. This is bullshit. I'd be more scared

if people actually did it. Like, you're like, Eli's butthole, boom. That is my butthole. Wipes it up on the internet. Google Maps. Shit, my bathroom cameras. I've been caught. Google Maps is getting out of hand That's how we're starting this one

Couldn't get enough out of fucking Caleb last week None of the buttholes Oh man you missed I missed the buttholes It was about Caleb's bear And going through his DMs Dude homeboy gets like Hundreds missed the buttholes okay we gotta do more buttholes it was about caleb's bear and going through his dms of dude homeboy gets like so many hundreds dude he's just scrolling a thirsty

dude's one miles a dick in that guy's dms yeah he's told me about that man bro and he said a lot of them are like other bears oh it's like they want to make little bear cubs together oh i hate that the most you want to make bear cubs Well first off. I don't think that's how anatomy works if we fuck but It's like instead of my babies is but cubs they want to make a little but cubs I don't like that visual of it coming out out. It's a 60 pound year old child. It's already predestined to be a bear.

We all know this. It stands up with leather underwear oh he took after his father one of my favorite comments is like, Kayla's my favorite 80-year-old grandma I've ever known. Hey, it's me, Kayla. It's like when you go over to his house too, it's the same thing. He's like, hi, I made y'all some cookies. Are y'all hungry? Y'all gotta eat something. God damn it, he is

a nana. He is. He is the perfect old nana. What state is he from? West Virginia. The one where they fuck each other. Yeah. There's a bunch of those. West Virginia.

The South is not a state. Yeah, it's more of an Appalachian. Yet. Cody's dunked on. I'm from Alabama. I can't say shit. I fucked my sister, you know? Oh, no. Joking, joking. I'm sorry Alabama, I can't say shit. I fucked my sister, you know? Oh no.

Joking, joking. I'm sorry Misty, I love you. Oh, Reddit, heff. Misty's like, really? What happened Cody? Why are these memes here Cody? This is really good Photoshop, Cody! It wasn't my choice, I don't know why I said that out loud. My two incest jokes. Come on, come on.

We can joke about Jesus Christ. No, I agree. Incest jokes are absolutely on the table. On the table. For sure. It's right here. There's a lot of shit on this table. It's literal shit.

Oh, God. Butt cubs. There's butt cubs all over the table, man. Butt cubs covering frosting. Oh, no. Oh, man. Nick, when's the last time you did incest? Last time?

Wait, what? I got a buddy from the South. I had to hide my grandfather clock when he came over. I've got a big poster. Albert Einstein. It says time is relative. I didn't want to try to fuck the clock. I love you, Dad.

Don't fucking touch me. I love you, Dad. Oh, fuck. God damn. Don't fucking touch me. Never fucking touch me. Why? Because I know what happens. It's going to be like, what's up? You're so blah. And then I'm going to vomit.

How long does it take you to throw up? For my boob? Yeah, that's your defense. It's a projectile. Yeah. Who got who? Believe Yeah. Who got who? Believe me, I've played out that scenario in my head already, and I'm worried I'm going to get my finger caught in one of your nose rings.

It's like a fucking Venus flytrap. So I've decided not to. I've got to come up with something different. Are you going to assault my ear hole? Both of them are. God, I hope Batty can puke on command. That'd be hilarious We still finish the podcast

You can't get up this is your life now, that's gonna be another Photoshop How is that not your superpower? Puke on command acid spit it'd be weird if you boob to me came on your face So would it be what it would be if you can do that on command? I well it's punching through fucking wood so that's You know the the superhero movie with Will Smith? What's that? Oh, yeah.

Have you ever seen the director's cut? No. The opening scene of the director's cut, he's got a trailer sitting on top of a mountain that he lives in because he just picked a trailer up and put it there. And he's got this girl that he's about to have sex with and she's texting her friend,

yeah, no, he's here, I'm with him, sending pictures and shit. And he's like, look friend. Yeah. No, he's here. I'm with them sending pictures and shit and he's like Look when when that special moment comes he's like I'm I'm gonna throw you across a room And I need you to stay down and then like you just see the trailer rocking back and forth and then you like hear him grunting and You just see her fly across the trailer and then it's an outside of the trailer view and there's just Folger sized cans holes They get shot through the roof of the trailer. It's fucking hilarious.

It's a deleted scene. It's so fucking funny. What? No, I've never seen that. Holy shit. That's awesome. They took that out? Son of a bitch.

It's like the opening scene in the director's cut, I think. It's amazing. Good movie. That's why the boys, that's why they can't sleep with normal prostitutes is because they like blow them up Yeah, and in the comics they have to inject the prostitutes with a little bit of their formula Yeah, because they will come straight through them and kill them. I can hilarious I'm gonna do is that that scene when the chick was riding the dude's face. She's like crying fucking popped it. Yeah That's all I've seen oh you need need to mmm, I want to go it goes it

Just your head pop Eating ass and then just and then I'm done I'm dead Crushing a man's face with her ass That's what Caleb could do that if you that's true. Yeah, I think Caleb You didn't specify. I'm talking about a chick crushing a man's face with her ass. That's what I... Caleb could do that. That's true. Yeah, I think Caleb could do that.

Oh, I don't like that. Yeah, he's really strong. This is your dream. Big guy. He's awfully strong. This is your dream, buddy. This is what you wanted. He slowly lowers himself.

I saw him sitting next to you guys in that podcast. He's a big fucking dude. I've never met him in person. He's a big boy. Caleb's fucking... He's a shit brick house. He's thick. If he decides, he could probably squeeze cum from a stone. Just jerking off a stone.

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Oh my God. It's like, don't go anywhere near my cock. We're just making Caleb's DMs even worse now. He will sit on your face. $100. I mean a million. Go donate money to Caleb, guys. It might work out.

Which he did say for a mil. If we raised... If we raised a million, he'd know. What did he say? He said he'd have a dude blast him. We were talking about, like, he was like, I'd be so... Oh, no. Yeah, that was the pause.

I hate this question. Like, blasted out by a dude. Yeah. He said a mil. I don't know. Then he said 800. Then it went down to 500. And then I was like, but drunk.

He's like, ah, 500. I was like, everyone's number drops real quick. It's not hard for us to come up with $500,000. And Alko, he came to the drunk real quick. We were talking. He was like, I'd be so good. That guy, he's getting off so fast. And he's like, oh, yeah, you have a bad gag reflex.

So you start throwing up. You're just wiping the vomit. I was like, I'm so sorry. I thought I'd be better at this. Here, just ease my butthole. If I pass out, just finish. Jesus Christ. It's still funny.

So that's what you missed out on. Man, I hate that I missed that. Bears rubbing assholes together. Two burillo pants getting wrapped together. Velcroing together. It's kind of starting fire. It's like when dogs get stuck together and try to run off the directions. Two giant bear men with their ass hair velcroed together.

I'm uncomfortable. What's that called? King rat rat you guys ever seen that mmm What a rat King or King rat? Rackets like it's like a natural phenomenon that happens in like New York like if you google it like flock pull up a picture Don't I did that do it right? It's the big it's like rats get their firm added and their fur gets tangled together Yeah, and like 20 rats stick together and it's called a rat king and they end up starving to death It's fucking this weird natural phenomenon that happens. It's like 18 rats all tied together at the ass by batted hair

Do it look what if they all survive and they just like Critters the 1980s. Oh, yeah, but they would roll around and eat everything they make that big critter All over houses and shit like you do it another reason not to live in New York 80s horror movie where they would roll around and eat everything. Oh, and they make that big critter in the middle. Yeah. They just like roll over houses and shit. You need another reason not to live in New York. They got rat kings. They got balls of rats. Great. What's like that story of the mouse utopia? You ever read that story? Mouse utopia?

Where they were like, oh, we're gonna get all these mice and then put them in this perfect utopia of a mouse house and it's gigantic so they can like breed and do all this they did it twice or three times every time civilization would collapse like it would go really big it would turn in beautiful and then once that happened you just watch rats they would go to different yeah the mice would break off into sectors they'd have the gay pretty mice that wouldn't touch other. They wouldn't procreate or anything.

They would just hang out. They wouldn't socialize with anyone. Then they had the cannibal mice that would go eat other mice. Then you'd have the... There was different hierarchies. And then finally they just all died. Let's cut through the bullshit. What were the gas prices?

But it's a fucking... It's a great... They have a dock. It's a fucking it's a great they have a dog it's a dock and they did it a few times in like every time we build this you can have just brand new mice you throw it in there give it i think it's six months or a year it will cannibalize itself and just everyone will die off they'll hit a point and then it's just closer to that like right now i think we're getting there we're getting pretty close. I don't know if I want to eat dudes yet. There's still beef and deer around. How much do you eat a dude, Benny?

How much, dude? That's an important question. Am I going to have to buy a freezer? Can I grill something? Am I getting a Wagyu dude? Is my dad a dude Wagyu? Can I grill This is a big Ethiopian there is a little weight on Jerky Jerky jerky

Do jerky is my favorite. It's a new product man. You with some dude jerk Hi Nick welcome back. Hi, i'm happy to be here Spiraled out of control very fast. It's okay. Oh, we did talk about video games last time Yes, yeah, they talked in between I listened to it. Yeah And we can talk about video games too. It's overlap. Sauron's like in the middle of the venn diagram between yeah But it was caleb's life about video games too. Sauron's overlap. Sauron's like in the middle of the Venn diagram between, you know, Caleb's life situation, video games. Lord of the Rings.

There's some overlap there. Just a small amount. No, what you're going, you have something. Can we talk about the Humvee? Yeah. Okay. We can talk about Humvees. I'm mad at them.

I was going to do a video on them, but I didn't have time before I came here. So, you know, it's fine. Just get this up by Wednesday and you're good. I need it up by like, I don't know, Friday on them, but I didn't have time before I came here. So, you know, just get this up by Wednesday And you're good. I I need it by like I don't know Friday Saturday something like that. Oh, see it's perfect It was like I don't know we were talking about how big of a failure Humvees are and aren't all at the same time Because that veterans generally love the Humvee or they hate the Humvee both both But the caveat is everybody that hates it if you were like would you pay five grand for one?

They're all like fuck. Yeah, we immediately immediately everybody Hates the Humvee they just resent the fact that they were forced to use it for a bunch of shit that it was never meant to Do and nobody realizes that like I grew up playing twisted metals like Oh Humvees are fucking dope Oh, yeah, dude Who was the twisted metal guy that i forget the driver on them i don't know the only two people i remember for twisted metal was axle the guy with the two big wheels in his arms he was an axle he literally was an axle worst choice for a fucking vehicle ever what was the clown's name screamo or some shit oh this clown was um

something callisto was the person that put on the event and it was the sweet tooth was the clown because it was an ice cream man ice cream man yeah which his story is super fucking they're all fuck do i remember the when you'd win with one of them it'd break down the story and everything you're like holy fuck dude it never worked out sweet you just like to kill people and kids like that was his do you know what a Humvee was like meant for? Originally? Like what it was supposed to do? No, actually.

So Humvee, everybody knows how Humvee is like spelled. It's actually just the acronym HMMWV, which is high mobility, multi-purpose wheeled vehicle. It's multi-purpose because in Vietnam it was supposed to replace three different vehicles and do all their job at the same time. So it was supposed to replace the Jeep, the Gamma Goat, which is like this weird semi-amphibious six-wheel cargo truck, and it's like the fucking utility something. Basically where they take the commercial trucks and they spray

paint them OD green. The fucking, the GMC Dodge, whatever. Yeah, like the GMCs and the fucking Ford, where they just spray paint the truck. The Gamma Goat. Yeah, it's this weird amphibious tractor looking fucking thing. Sounds Italian. It was supposed to replace all three of them the gamma goat basically it's supposed to be a fucking government it's supposed to be a government side by side that can pull a trailer basically and drive through a river that's what it's supposed to do it's not supposed to drive down the fucking freeway. Ever.

Which is the biggest catfish of all time. The amount of Humvees I drove for like six plus hours because I was on rear deck for a while. That's so not comfortable. And that's what we would do. Any time we would have to go to New Army or go from Vermont to New York. Through the Adirondacks in a Humvee? Bro. The amount of times we'd be going and we get on the radio well we broke down can't make it up this fucking hill dude they

struggle at that dude Hills you see that fan kick on just start screaming no AC sounds like a fucking herd of goats under the hood at 65 miles an hour then you if if you can hear over the sound of the engine the only thing you hear is the sound of wind desperately trying to get past the 90 degree fucking windshield because you're driving a fucking lego down the freeway it's literally a brick just like three bricks! It's like three bricks. It's like brick, brick, and then wheels, unfortunately, attached to it. You go to get on the on-ramp to the freeway the first time, you have that gut-sinking realization of the gas pedal's not an accelerator, it's just a button that makes it fucking louder.

You don't actually go any faster. I don't miss that vehicle. The up-armor warms are so much slower, because they don't increase the power. They're just like, this struggles already no matter what. Put the armor on it. Yeah. 9,000 pounds. Yeah, like 20.

How much is it? 9,000? They weigh 9,000 pounds. Yeah, up-armored ones. God. Like, let's add that and we'll be fine. And then it's like really getting through Iraq. To be fair, they did upgrade the horsepower on those.

Did they? Those are a turbo diesel. They got 190 horsepower as opposed to the original hundred and seventy They added three thousand pounds of fucking steel and they're like twenty more horsepower They only increased it by 20, I'm pretty sure don't I'm not me, but I'm fairly confident I'm more a historian now fuck It's a hundred and the original is 160 either 160 or 170 like it's the same it's the same motor they just added turbos i'm pretty sure oh oh i just love that the baseline is 170 horsepower and then

that until 2000 and i mean we're still using those in the fucking middle east oh i i love uh so i did that whole video on the gun trucks from vietnam it was the same thing in like 03 in Iraq with the Humvees. Like just a bunch of grunts just start welding plate armor on their Humvees because they're like, well, this is fucking bullshit. Yeah, because they were soft. They were little canvas. Yeah, they were canvas soft tops. Or no, like take off the doors and just drive. And you're like, man, this is real bad at stopping bullets.

This air between us isn't real good i don't want to use my buddy but like my passengers now my my bullets stop fuck those vehicles like i fuck i've never we did strikers so i didn't really have to fuck around with humvees ever do you remember the first time you drove a humvee though yeah like i i don't i can't speak for everybody like i was national guard but it was like we need we need some volunteers to drive six humvees to a different You drove a Humvee though. Yeah, like I I don't I can't speak for everybody like I was National Guard But it was like it's like we need some volunteers to drive six Humvees to a different state and drop them off and bust back you're like I Yeah, I want to drive a Humvee

And then you're like it's a hundred degrees. Why isn't anybody else volunteering right, but I don't know that yet All I know is twisted metal Humvees fucking bomb. I've seen commando. Let's go do this sounds like fun You gotta supply and get the log book and the the key You're like Why is the key for the humvee say master lock on it? Then you get out of the humvee. There are no keys It's just a steel cable that they wrap around the steering wheel. It's the only security.

There's no locks on the doors. No key to fucking start it. Nothing. You're just like this on. And even worse, if the last guy to use it didn't cable it right, you could still just drive the damn thing. Oh, yeah. The fucking driver seats literally like the cushion from a piece of patio furniture on top of a piece of metal i've sat on comfier patio i forgot about that and remember the doors have to go out you

have to pmcs your fucking humvee make sure it's good and you gotta they're a bunch of grunts who never worked on a car a day in their life they're like all right open the hood okay yep confirm everything just goes through a list of shit you're like it's working you just close the hood you get in you're like you check the blinkers i'm like i know how to do that hit the stick hit the brake lights sure god i fucking i forgot about how the the first time i drove a humvee we stopped at a gas station like i don't know what two hours later because they they hold 25 gallons and they get like seven miles per gallon a good day so we stopped at a gas station like i vividly remember it because i i got i immediately pulled my phone out and googled

how old do you have to be to be immune to shaking baby syndrome the whole time it was terrible no ac no no do they they don't even have heaters do that? I can't know that years. No, no, here's bull. I was in Vermont in the winter. Believe me Right they got heaters like a killer whale has fucking thumbs real fucking helpful Jesus Christ I'm telling you If you want to be cold in the winter and hot in the summer, get a fucking Humvee. God forbid it's fucking raining because whatever half of you is touching as we fucking exit, that's going to be fucking wet. Why?

Humvee's so, they just leak no matter what. It was water pouring in. Because it's a semi-amphibious fucking vehicle. That's why the body's made out of aluminum. They weren't meant for daily transportation. It was meant to be a side-by-side for the fucking army. And that's it. And we're like, yeah, fuck it.

Drive it down the freeway. It's fine. When's the last time you went camping and drove your side-by-side to the campground? Fucking never. And Uncle Sam's like, I don't understand why you guys don't like it. I paid $220,000 a piece for this pile of shit no shit yeah 220 grand new not up armored what the fuck much cheaper right now they're oh god yeah they're just i didn't realize they were that fucking much holy shit man the

government's so good at spending money so bad so. So good. And then like, and the better part is they're trying to push that they want the military to convert to all electric vehicles. Like that's the worst thing I've ever heard in my entire life. They want to go all electric? Yeah. Why? There's, you know, for the environment. When you're in war.

When you're in war. Nobody's more pro electric car than than me, an electrician. But that shit's fucking dumb. I don't know how much you know about power, but you need, like, infrastructure. When's the last time you saw power lines in a fucking battlefield? That too. Ever? Like, you're just adding links in the supply chain like instead of just think about it

Just putting gas or sorry diesel jp8 if you will in the fucking humvees It's gonna be a generator full of jp8 that's burning And then you charge the humvee And then God knows Joe ain't good at shutting off the lights on the home Killing the batteries and everything how many times you have to jump a Humvee? You have that slave cable out, that big fucking thing. You try to back the Humvee so they're kind of close to each other. I just picture you driving up.

It's dead silent because it's all electric. Then you call in a fucking F-30. We'll call them an F-38. It's an electric plane that comes in. You're like, God, we're saving the environment. Okay, drop the J-dam there. Right there. And you're like, oh yeah, they were still fucking shit up in the end. Bammy.

Bammy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did it. I need body bags and a cartographer. We need to change the topographical map. That bitch is gone. Fucking Christ. Dude, JDAMs.

Did you ever see any JDAMs drop? That is the fastest way you get every infantry dude on a mission to shut up It's like the JDAMs about to drop We're all like Just everyone's like peeking over the hilltop Fucking hell We're just like looking like What's it coming?

Dude this is gonna be fucking dope You're just waiting to blow up a bridge or something It's just complete silence. The only time you'll have just complete, utter silence is waiting for that thing. It's like, boom! Yeah! God, we're so tactical. A bunch of fucking idiots.

I imagine one, like, dropping on a village and the new soldiers, new age soldiers being like, we stopped their carbon footprint. Take that, villagers. Jesus Christ! High five! Holy fuck! the new soldiers new age soldiers being like we stopped their carbon footprint take that villagers look at these dead little polluters they were burning trash we stopped that you know captain pillows of smoke from all the houses burning we did it we should try to just like come up with a bomb that every time it drops it plants like a tree Like it's got a fucking acorn in it or like on the way down it releases those little helicopter things everywhere So it's green you're planting trees while you're dropping bombs. It's like a dandelion literally

It blows up it sends shrapnel, but that shrapnel it's a big ass bomb though like a thousand i want a fucking small mushroom cloud i want a small mushroom cloud but it shoots out pieces of shrapnel that have seeds attached so it plants beautiful trees that's exactly the type of dumb shit you can get a government contract for oh yeah everyone would approve it too it'd be like 100 next week on unsubscribe we're rich bitches they bought it we have to develop in one year California is so happy with our missiles the homeless problem gone what's this bomb called gentrification question mark.

He's like, why did I come back? Nah. I haven't quit my day job yet so that's good I don't know get away with a lot on the construction site that is very true so what else you you've been gone for like

fucking everyone misses you you got a new vehicle I love you I'm gonna lay in right now you you've been gone for like fucking everyone misses you you got a new vehicle yeah i i love you but i'm i'm gonna lay in right now have you used hashtag van life yet fuck no you were telling me about that don't tell him about the van life thing what do you want me to do so okay i'm an electrician and like we don't use trucks we call them trucks but really it's a big empty cargo vans that are plain Jane. And usually they're pretty cheap.

And that's what we work out of. And we, you know, build little shelves for all our tools and all our material. And, you know, we go job site to job site. We move electrons, like take them here, put them over there. That's my whole fucking job. And my boss is trying to buy me a new fucking van. And he's like, bro, they're like 70 grand for a plain Jane empty fucking van. It's like why I was like It's all the fucking hashtag van life hippies that are buying these things and turning them into fucking houses and living out of them

You cannot find one to just work out of to like do a job It's impossible You're ruining the construction industry. Way to go. So you can't even get one right now? You can. They're just like triple what they're supposed to be. I'm not surprised. Like white paint, manual windows,

heater, air conditioning, a radio with a fucking cassette player in 2022. That's what like a work truck is. And then you slap your company logo on the side throw your tools in the back 76 000 they're supposed to be like 23 you looked at like repowed ones have you thought about stealing a van i know where there's one see like you guys can get away with that here like i i'm from mason city iowa you can't steal shit. I'm in.

I guarantee there are some pedos that got their repo. If you zoom in on Iowa, Mason City is one of the big cities. I'm in this. No! Not the blood and cow! Slightly used.

Ex-pedo van. Who'd you get it from? Last name Gacy. John Wayne Gacy. 60% off, though. Just don't hold a blacklight to it. Does it actually come with free candy? Or no? The police officer asked the first question.

Does he have a ring pop on the floor of the van? Yeah. Nick's just pushing the candy. It's like, fucking, god damn it. He's trying to clean out his new van I hate this place. I'm so happy you guys brought me here like Yesterday though Yesterday fucking rag bride went through the town. I live in and I hate it who rag bride

Rag bride is this okay rag bride is like no, so like something Iowa has a river on each side of it It's the Mississippi and I think it's the Colorado and there's this big fucking like bicyclist event where you go and you dunk your Front tire in the Colorado River and then you ride your bicycle across all of Iowa and every night you stop in a different town And then you guys do and I don't know people from all over the country go to Iowa to do it. It's like, it's this huge biker event. 28,000 bicyclists did it this year and I fucking hate it. It went, okay.

I live in one of the bigger cities in Iowa. We have a population, 28,000. You want to know what happens when 28,000 motherfuckers on bicycles and spandex show up into your little fucking town in Iowa. It's like the fucking plague of locusts fucking none of your internet fucking works there's fuck just people every it's terrible it's fucking awful i just picture like an old person's like doing their yard and they just hear

like Oh god. They're coming! They're coming! You know you don't have data like the day before or the day after they come to your fucking town. You have no wifi. They soak up all the internet. There's no infrastructure for a whole other city of fucking people that just move in for a day and live in fucking

tents. They eat all our food. They steal our women. What is the bars? What do they do? They're bicyclists. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. So they show up.

They steal all our men. All these fucking, all these truck vendors come to town and like they tried their best to support them. And like every night there's a different event. So like Mason City had fucking Sugar Ray and the lead singer from the Eagles come and do a concert in the middle of my small ass Iowa town. Super weird. Sugar Ray.

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I've never heard of this event. So it's just one day. They just stopped. Every year. It's like every third year they go through my town and every year. Like my dad called me bitch. And he's like, I can't even get to work because they shut off my fucking street because they need a,

like the main four lane road going through my city. Fucking seal it off. Bicycles all the way the way four lanes mile fucking long oh i guess bicycles and then you got like bicycles it's like all right that could be kind of fun but then you get these people that have those bikes where you're like laying down like it's a fucking lazy boy it's like what the fuck are you doing are you exercising or not oh you're like they're like laying down pedaling like fully prone on their back. I hate it. I know what you're talking about people are fucking weird I don't know when you transition to that

You look at it. No one I can you're like nah That one give me give me the one where I can lay down and drink a beer off my chest Legit, it's gonna look but it's like a t-bone by a car they are not good Worked in high school they went through the town I grew up in and I worked at fucking pizza place in the Midwest called Pizza Ranch like it's a big deal there It's a pizza buffet Pizza Ranch yeah, so I were pizza What's the logo it's the red because every red because every year when or every election year when the president goes to Iowa first Because the Iowa caucuses they have the primary they always go eat at Pizza Ranch because it's like an Iowa Midwest thing

But yeah exactly. Yeah, sure. Thank you I'm not gonna argue with it. I get it. It's a ranch. He's ranch. They fucking eat there in this episode I was working. 28,000 sweaty people in spandex show up wanting pizza, just like pulling money out of pockets, just handing me sweaty dollar bills all fucking day. You're a stripper for a day. This is gross. But then like by far, I've never wanted to chokeslam anybody more in my entire life than the Karen that was like, hey, you guys don't have pasta on your buffet

That's Pizza Ranch not fucking pasta ranch bitch Fuck is your problem? So you're just telling me you don't have pasta Yeah, yeah, you just pull up the sign. This is Peter Pizza Ranch did you make a big deal? Oh, no, dude There's a fucking line going out the door and down two fucking blocks just trying to feed these fucking people and she's like cuts in front of everybody like i want a refund oh no i couldn't do customer service anymore i'm fucking i'm i'm 15 years old i can't do a refund because i'm not a fucking manager terrible oh just everyone's getting mad

now and there is no and she's part of the gang she's a fucking bicyclist and like yeah bro why don't you have fucking pasta it's pizza ranch bro it was all fucking i could never do customer service anymore period period i know bad customer service like when i get it for the most part everyone's really cool but someone you give me like the slightest amount of lip now i have zero patience with that i'll be like super kind and i'm like yeah okay like will we do this it's like well i'm like okay we're gonna shift the tone real fucking fast you guys have jimmy jones here yeah it's the bane of my existence it's awful i hate jim John's. It just tastes like mayonnaise. Every sandwich. It's every fucking time.

I'm telling you, I've been to Jimmy John's 20 fucking times. I won't go anymore. Every time. Fuck up my order. Freaky fast, freaky fucking wrong. Every fucking time. It's like, I just want avocado and no fucking onions. Guess what I get?

No avocado and fucking onions. And I got to pay for the avocado. Every goddamn time the sandwiches aren't good there i don't know why people go crazy jersey mike's is my jersey mike's pretty good i've never been to a jersey mike's well they i what wife pregnant she's like i want jimmy john's like well i'm gonna get her whatever she wants right she's pregnant she's got a craving i'm gonna go she's gonna learn hate i fucking get it. I walk into Jimmy John's because I hate fucking drive-thrus. I go in. I'm like,

I need a number two. No tomatoes. This motherfucker looks me dead in the eyes and goes, we're too busy for custom orders right now. I don't want you to paint fucking flames on it. Just don't fucking put tomatoes on the motherfucker

when you make it. What do you mean you can't do custom orders? It's a fucking sandwich. When you're making the sandwich, it actually speeds it up because you're missing a step now. You're like, no, we put the tomatoes on it and then we take them off. One, and pull up. This makes it so much more difficult. But like, what could I do? I refuse to be the male Karen to bitch about it and ask for the manager cells let's like oh Okay, I'll take them off myself, and then I just went about my day, but like what I would

I'm gonna counter you open the sandwich up you look at the guy you like Drop them off. I just drop them on the floor bug. I'm too busy To make it to the trash can and you walk out the door. You just like go fuck yourself like the wheels I will Yeah, the rims this is my favorite Have you told the story on the pond? No my wheel I I can I have custom wheels built for the old Porsche Oh, yeah, I've been following this on Instagram. Oh, yeah Yeah I have custom wheels built for the old Porsche. Oh, yeah. I've been following this on Instagram. Oh, yeah. This is wonderful. Yeah.

Please. Fuck heads. Fuck heads. I spent a lot of money trying to figure out the solution because I didn't think the problem was the custom wheels. That was the last time I thought it would be the problem. I was like, it's got to be balancing. Took them to different shops to get balanced. The second shop went to get the tires balanced, and it was like, they're like, they're balanced.

But the last shop balanced them wrong. I was like, okay, like, makes sense to me. Just to, what was wrong initially? Were they, we had a vibration. Yeah. Vibrate and went, took it, got corner balanced, all racetracked out, lowered all the nice stuff for like weight management and like handling. So, but it was like, blah, blah, blah.

Even the, I did this in fours at once too yeah i was like balance rebalance next shop took it the third shop i was like uh second shop was like oh well they're balanced uh the last shop didn't balance them right we rebalance them but i think it's this uh just switch out adjustable tie rod ends i get nice adjustable tie rods and funny story porsche parts are cheap so science bought more of that and this is all suspension anyways i have like coilovers all that already done to the vehicle so i was like okay do that re uh align it didn't need to took it to a new shop for the balance because it was still like the god damn it new shop they're like the last shop didn't balance them right we got you this time

i was like asshole put a playing card in them i was like fucking dope and 40 miles an hour i was like son of a bitch so i was like four shop dude last people didn't bounce around i was like what the fuck no one can balance these like that's weird went same thing he's like they're like these are balanced now and i was like like, okay, this is fucking dope. I don't know what the fuck the issue is. I was like, man, these wheels,

it has to be the fucking wheels. Take it to my buddy's shop. And they charge a couple hundred dollars to figure out. They were like going through stuff and they're like, man, they just popped the wheels on the back. They drove it. And then they sent me a video.

It's like the outer round. So it's just like the second it gets up to speed, it's like, well, like I was like, well, that's why it fucking vibrates. Send it to them. I was like, hey, the wheels are bent out around. And I sent it back to the company. Yeah.

I was like, hey, can you fucking fix this? Like easy. Or regular fix it. Yeah. Or just give me the fuck. Yeah. Can you just give me fucking wheels? Just give me fucking wheels.

I don't care if they're mine. Just give me some fucking wheels. Yeah. Round wheels help. Yeah. Round. So I was like, send it mine. Just give me some fucking wheels. Yeah, round wheels help. Yeah, round. So I was like, send it back. Told him. Told him to a fucking T what to do.

And they're like, no, the wheels were unbalanced. I was like, you are the fifth fucking chop to tell me the wheels have not been balanced, but you guys fixed it. You guys fucking fixed it. Thank you. I was like, can you hold the camera to the wheels on a tripod? Well, first I said, just hold a camera and you'll see it fucking wobbles at high speed. I was like, or tripod it and do that.

We don't have a tripod, sir. I was like, to fucking set up a box like we do with our lives. Step one. Get a mask on and light a mask. www.amazon.com. Fucking buy one. $15. They didn't do that.

Then they blamed my car suspension. Sent them. They were like, oh, it's not the wheels are fine, sir. It's in their balance now. So it's your car suspension. Went out, drove my car with different wheels on it. Send it back. I was like, this is me going 70 miles per hour.

No hands on the wheel. See any fucking vibration? Not a goddamn thing. So it's not my car. Sent that. I was like, it's not the fucking thing. This is what it is. This is what it is. Are we allowed to shit talk the company do we know the company are we gonna

yeah get your wheels.com jason fuck you and then ford ford star get get your wheels.com here's what i need you to understand human society has been built around technology level one we unlocked thumbs level two we unlocked 20 fucking sticks and then level three We unlocked wheels and you're fucking up level three, okay? We can build a skyscraper and go to the moon you guys are fucking up circles After like all this shit because now I wouldn't have said their name. I've been so patient I never announced there any like like the companies that did it. You just been complaining about busted ass wheels. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to fucking say anything until finally I spent also $390 to ship my wheels back just to them to argue what was wrong with it. They wouldn't do what I said. Then they blamed my tire for a tire spotting or something like that, which takes 10 to 20,000 miles. tire for uh tire spotting or something like that which takes 10 to 20 000 miles my wheels have a hundred miles on them in totality because i don't get to fucking drive my car because it's always trying to figure out what's wrong so they were like oh we'll ship them back we got it all fixed i was like no you didn't but just send them fucking back back and forth they're fucking bent

they're fucking bent they're out around the send them the videos of the wobble did all that they kicked them back you literally had a video of the wheels just fucking you even had like a machinist dial on it and the needle was just fucking dancing like a motherfucker that's when i got it back i went i was like let's go to meter tested fucking let's just do the dial indicator i was like let's fucking do a dial indicator and then the needle's just like, and the shops are like, yeah, those are fucking out around it. Shit or bent, whatever. I was like, dope. Call the shop up, Jason, getyourwheels.com.

And I'm like, Hey, the wheels are fucking out around. No, you couldn't have balanced them if they were. It was like, they're fucking balanced. I have a video of that and this. Oh no, it's not possible. I was like, I literally, and I was like, mechanics, are these balanced? They're balanced. Are they out around?

100% out around. These are fucked. You know the balls it takes to be like, you can't balance anything if it's not a circle? Tell that to fucking physics or any gymnast ever. Like, sorry, you can't balance. You're not a circle, bitch. I fucking hate it. it doesn't even make sense you're just like what the fuck are you listening to yourself bro there are very few things that

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the peace of mind you've been searching for. Public Mobile. Different is calling. Her response? Oh, well, fuck. Okay, well, we'll get you a discount on your next wheels you order from us i was like no no i'm not getting a fucking disc so you're saying i have two paperweights that i cannot use yeah well it's been a while i was like because i couldn't i shipped these and i told you many times these wheels are fucked i was like and then i had to call four star four

stars like well no because we we uh the second you mount a tire on them. We're no longer responsible I was like so you send me a faulty fucking product and the second of tires mounted It's my problem and they're like yeah, you use it and find out it's a piece of shit Yours and then so back and forth nothing gets accomplished force I was like we can't do anything and then fucking Jason was just like no so fucking we'll give you it bro you know what we told them this i sent emails like no this is what you fucking said you've said they're fine then you was like oh yeah they are out around i was like i have emails and saying oh yeah they were out around and they're perfect and he lied like all this shit. And the end of it,

he's like, we got you $50 off on your next set of wheels. I was like, go fuck. After I got that last tax of you get $50 off with free shipping. I was like, go fuck yourself. Moral of the story.

Always take care of the customer. Cause they might have a semi successful podcast where they talk shit about you for 20 minutes what's a dude and i was so paid that's like if they would have just been like hey we're sorry we up like obviously we up and then you're like cool dope nothing would have happened happens i understand but but when your boy has to pay like 390 to ship my broken broke ass wheels then you argue with me the entire time if a if a customer is sending you like proof the wheels are video of shit i'm not trying to get free shit at that point if i'm like bro these wheels are fucked up i can't drive my fucking car like here here here

and then like 50 off we got you buddy and you yeah, you're going to fucking burn to the ground. I fucking hate you. I hate all. Okay, Forge Star and fucking getyourwheels.com. Go fuck yourselves. I'm going to make a video now. That's going to be. If you want to come up and just send it to Eli, he's going to need this later.

Can we upload this straight to Yelp? Dude, what was great is when I was posting the stories, I would get DMs that people would be like, where'd you get those from? I have four stars I had problems with. I was like, oh, this company. And they said that exact company. Nobody wants Bush.

He's like, I want this and Nectar of the Cobbs, homie. The fucking You Betcha guy is doing tours in grocery stores right now selling Bush Light. I'm jealous who that dude that He's got a pot belly-up podcast. He goes. Oh you betcha. He just makes fun of fucking Midwestern people the whole time He's hilarious. He's doing a tour of fucking Heidi's which is like our grocery stores are what do you guys have here Hebs? I don't know why your your $50 off coupon reminded me of it some some dude from Australia bought one of my like unhealthcare provider like patches dude paid $75 for shipping and he just bought a patch he likes it more stuff, bro He just DM me on this to Graham he's like hey, bro

He sent me the receipt. It's like I really wanted this patch like holy fuck I'm gonna kick you a nice video Shout out to you if you're watching this. Thank you. That's how much you mean to him. You're an Australian patch guy. It's a deep love. I spent all day at Bunker. I told them about it. They're like, holy shit. That's fucking crazy.

Batty also. I got this. I got this I got this My bush light but out of rags beard oil company bad. He just got a new flavor where he's got Yeah scent yep, I Mean don't drink don't open it. Don't don't open it We're gonna spill it if we open it. I don't want that shit. It's gonna just crack it. Just crack it. Just stop it It smells real good. Oh

That smells like hashtag van life My nut I mean coconut but... My favorite thing to say now. Anyways, today's episode is brought to you by Adorex Beard Products, where my new best friend, Batty, wearing his own jersey just got his own flavor of beard oil and pomade and mustache wax. It definitely hasn't come. It's a picture of an orange

wearing night vision goggles, because Batty just got some night vision goggles. That's not mine. They're different. What? Excuse me? They're different. Oh, sorry. That's smooth operator. They're different. What, excuse me? They're different. Oh sorry, that's smooth operator. Batty's just got beard cream and beard oil. I don't know if you guys realize this, but Batty is spelled with two D's, so it reads as

Bad Die, which is really convenient. So yeah, Aderegs, I believe the code is Cum20? Yeah, use the code Cum20 at Aderegs with a with a z calm because this is know, we're just gonna cut that segment out and just like, put it right here. The best part was the pushing all the cans out of the way. Yeah, knocking over cans.

Batty's first product in person. No, we don't want to block it. Try not to hide your beautiful face. I just like it's the first time you could have done your own ad read. He's like, I got you. He's just pushing everything out the way. Get fucked, bad eye. Your own People see it you see it mad at me when I'd like Raider host them on Twitch It would be like and I had my first email was just bad. Dives. That was just that they're like, what do you mean bad? Die you threatening. Do you do you think I'm bad this game do this. I'm like this is my name

Sorry Yelled out for your Rude dude What about Elmo But I'm so confused Where's this going? Moving on.

Dude, I will say, watch a baddie stream the other day and you get one person, but he's like, I have a migraine. And then I just get to watch everyone give recommendations on how to fix your migraine. Dude, WebMD on the internet. I've been trying to drink some water. No, I've been purposely dehydrating myself

the last four days to try to just fucking myself It's like it's like your AC thing I was just gonna say the same thing can we talk about how hot it isn't in here Right now. I'm amazed If that's really what the difference is is that fan is fucking shout out to Honeywell and physics for fucking the lack of ball sweat I have is shocking right now. I was prepared for so much more. I went to bunker and they gave me my new shirt that comes out next month.

And it's like, I was like, I got to fucking wear it for the podcast, but it's got sleeves and that's going to be fucking terrible in Maddie's house. New fan can be awful. Because it is like a Humvee in front of me with aerodynamics. That air does not hit me. It is displaced all on you guys. My balls are very hot over here. Are you familiar with the USS Wisconsin?

Oh boy. You talked about it last time. No, I didn't. Are you sure? No, you talked about the uss barb well the barb because i'm not allowed to talk about it the motto you hate don't even get me started on the motto i was gonna rip on it for like 10 minutes straight and then i got assaulted by a light but now i've got a cop here to protect me

thank god you're not too tan can we talk about the superhero powers the fact that your donut operator and your your alter ego isn't don't nut operator where you just touch people and they come is shocking we have some power is that really that's powers he touches people and they come i i get matt best matt with one T best I get that I Remember being in high school watching the original article 15 videos and like Matt best is like the shit And then I meet him in person outside of a restaurant. It's like hi. It's Really great to meet you. You're way fucking bigger than I thought All those original old fucking videos. They were the best.

I used to see him on Facebook constantly. Dude, that OG timeframe. I get roasted by my own fan base for like, good for you. Talking about the military and selling t-shirts. That's never been done before. Shout out to Matt Best for just forging the path. I'm walking down with dollars How dare you I think I really want to branch out do something nobody's ever done before I'm gonna start a coffee company

We're gonna call it like a beige pistol coffee company. I think White pistol Sure why not oh my god beige pistol coffee company, I think. It's called White Pistol. Yeah, whatever. It's just White Pistol. Sure, why not? Oh, my God. Oh, man. Anyways. USS Wisconsin.

I misspelled whiskey on my shirt. I was wondering about that. I didn't. So it's not misspelled. I lost my mind for six hours the other day. Swear to God. The USS Wisconsin's nickname is the Big Whiskey. And I was like, I'm making a shirt for it because I made a video about it.

People want a shirt. I'm going to make it. Like, I go to spell Big Whiskey, and I'm like, I'm going to double check it just because I don't want to sell people a shirt with the wrong fucking nickname on it. And they're like, there's no H. I was like, well, that makes sense

because USS Wisconsin WIS is the abbreviation for the state. Okay, that makes sense to me. Well, then it's like every other article spelled it with an E. Some spelled it without an E. I'm just losing my fucking mind being like, which is it? So then I find out why whiskey is spelled with an E and without an E with an H, and it turns out that American and Irish drinks have the E

and none other do. So there's no E. it's just a Y. It's like the Mandela effect. I don't know. It's fucking weird. Do we get Mandela again? I lost my shit. Long story short, I ended up calling the USS Wisconsin fucking gift shop and being like,

hey, hi, I make videos on the internet and I'm fucking stupid. Will you go read and spell out what your merch says in your merch store for Big Whiskey? And she spelled it out for me and I'm like, sir, dope, I'm running with that. Goodbye. Sir, this is an Applebee's. No, she's literally, I have the call recorded. She's like, is that really all you wanted? I was like, yeah,

I know this seems really dumb, but I really appreciate it. So, yeah, I spelled it right. I'm positive. You know what's really annoying? Speaking of not to cut off your whiskey shirt with a mandala effect shit. You remember a scary movie that grabbed my strong arm guy? He never said that. Take my strong arm.

Nope. Yes, he did. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. I will fight you right now. I swore he said take this shirt. He's like, grab my other hand or some shit, and it's been mandala effect. No, he says grab my strong hand or a strong arm or something. I thought he said take this. He's like grab my other hand or some shit and it's been Mandela effect. No he says grab my strong hand or strong hand.

I thought he said take my strong hand. Cause then he wiggles it. Take my strong hand. There's no fucking way. We got Mandela again. What was the one that you found the other day that I Chick-fil-A? Dude that Chick-fil-A I was like yo because you had like both versions

you were posting about it Yeah, no one got me cuz well the thing that was weird about yours with the chick-fil-a No Black hold on Hate everything I found out two days ago. I found out I didn't believe it either I had to look it up, and I was like I start on believe you The thing with doughnuts though is like with it's the K and chick-fil-a right yeah Yeah, the thing with yours is you brought that up literally like within 24 hours of them starting the CERN supercollider back up Literally within 24 hours and doughnuts like bro chick-fil-A is spelled wrong. I swear to God.

I was like, oh my God, it is. It's always based off of that. Dude, there are so many message boards online. Growing up, I swear to God, it was CHIC. And then I read all these message boards online where people were like, yeah, I used to work at the Burger King beside Chick-fil-A and we used to make fun of it because we said it's Chic-fil-A. Wait, is it not CHIC? No, there's a k now there is yeah uh-huh what yeah welcome to the alternate dimension

are you sure positive but then there are some people who are saying there's no c a chik so i don't know we collided with like two or three different dimensions or something i don't know but you had those pictures of it like with the ck yeah i think there's a word for that because i got oh god i went down the rabbit hole of mandela effect um and there's a lot of them you're like there's so many and i was like oh this hurts i'm gonna like this yeah right i thought it was chick with a kick i thought it was chick then the dash then i hope it intensifies like i hope it's real i hope all realities are clashing and i like nothing would make me happier than if baddie wakes up one morning with no fucking neck tattoo and everybody's like you dude you've never had neck tattoos i don't know what the fuck you're talking about

what's up cake operator my name's donut operator no it's not it's never been that it's like cops like cake cops like cake what are you talking about his money's going up on the death pool Cody's about to end it oh my god Oh, his money's going up on the death pool. Cody's about to end it.

Oh, my God. Wait, what? Did you ride out the death pool? Patty, did you do the death pool? Hey! Nice. Wait, how do I get in on this? You want to die first?

Oh, for sure. We're due for one soon. Yeah, we're really overdue on a friend death. I'm not, like, look, I love my son, but I love him so much I want him to be a superhero, and just superheroes don't really have dads, so I need to get out of this picture as soon as possible. You're the origin. I'm trying to make an origin story.

You want me to, like, rob you in front of him and shoot you so it's, like, extra vindictive? Only if you dress up like a clown No But yeah, we got the death pool board. We gonna put some names on it, and it's good basically It's gonna be your name your Thing that it's who you pick is gonna die first cuz it's gonna be like Cody picks baddie or some shit like that Then we'll probably do an age so it'll be the age that they're gonna kick it

i like it i'm now just envisioning you shooting how old are you i got baddie at 34 i just like picturing you killing you in front of his son and you're like pow dressed up as a clown and you're like Should have been able to protect your father you squirt him with water Now now that kid is gonna feel bad for a lot the thing Cody says photoshopped onto the fucking Joker now It cuts to that clown school in the Midwest when he's 18 and he cuts a shotgun. This is for you, Dad.

I let my wife pick the name for our son and she picked a dope-ass name and I still proceed to make fun of it all the time just because I have to. No. God damn it. We're going to come back to that. We'll be back to that My son's name is cutter and like I just like he's still a baby I pick him I was like who's my little three days grace fan

Anyways back to the Kyle thing and super superpowers dude what's what's your superpower super strength you know it's bullshit like my name is kyle right yeah i was literally the epitome of a kyle growing up that wasn't a meme when i was a child like i was a monster swigging fucking skateboarding fucking on my my bmx bike just being loud and fucking stupid i had like a punch in holes in your drywall i was not a big wall puncher i did do that there's zero drywall in this room it's all wood paneling you haven't seen behind that and why he hung it there now you're gonna get the contractors in the comments like whoa wood paneling under the wood paneling God damn it everyone. Is there any insulation behind that wooden? Oh the house i'm writing

For now. Yeah, I was a literal kyle and then the meme became a thing and I was like I hate it's just It makes sense that i'm mad about it hear me out looking in the mirror what if your offender's superpower was like you could control sheetrock like Magneto how is that not a thing

I just picture Batty floating in on sheetrock and he pulls sheetrock in and monster energy drinks I'll catch him don't worry I put sheetrock in and monster energy drinks. I'll catch him. Don't worry. I put sheetrock around somebody. They're just like. Batty.

Batty in a new housing development. Unstoppable. Yeah, he has. He's got a helmet made out of sheetrock. Made out of monster cans. He can control monster energy drink. I just get splashes. Like, what the fuck is that?

Why does it taste like water? Batty, get off. Stop floating. You hear me go. Crack it with one hand. I just get splashes like what the fuck is that? Why does it taste like water? Just a world shittiest take a shower. Oh my god, bro. You are putting these down fucking keep up I Started with a six-pack and a beer and we're down to two beers Batty can you even drink push light? I'm probably it's shit beer. I shitty beers. You want to drink a shit beer real quick? Take it back. Take it back or I challenge you to a death match. First one to come loses.

I'm definitely going to win. 69 on camera. I'll hold the camera. Okay, yeah. How is coming first losing? Whoever's beard smells the worst. How about that? You'll win that because I have some brand new Bouty. I'll win that because i have some brand new body i don't like this do you eat ass but you don't want anybody to know it

i present to you baddie's new beard oil i don't like the image of you guys doing anything yeah it's not great. And throw Caleb in there. Oh, no. Three bears. Circle to a bunch of bears rubbing butts. Yeah, they're hibernating. In each other's assholes. Just picture all three of you naked.

So how about them video games guys? Feeding each other salmon out of a river. Walking on all fours. They're making bears out. Any video games guys? Mocking up salmon out of a river. Feeding each other salmon out of a river. Walking on all fours. They'll make a bear sound. Any video games you're looking forward to? So, I'm actually looking for a PC sponsor if anybody's interested. I'm gonna buy a PC and start streaming on Twitch. We'll see how that goes.

Oh, you're gonna be a streamer? I think I'm gonna try. I'm probably gonna play, what's the uh... Tosa Warzone? No, I'm literally, want to play world of tanks Oh, yeah, and the world of warships just because of the historical relevance like I can just Shit on the Yamato the whole time and the Bismarck the whole time and then Just so I can hang out with baddie online, but that's about it remember when he likes to do them

Hang out with baddie online? Play Tarkov? Yeah. Don't touch me. Weird I'm mean to you sometimes. That's so crazy. How's the wiping going for you, though, Cody? You've been playing the fuck out of Tarkov. It's good, man.

Have you been? Yeah. You play with John a lot. Yeah, my son's like super into this wipe, so we've been playing a lot together. It's been fun. I was talking to Landmark yesterday. He's going to take me and Brandon out on some raids here soon. You're going to get the big boy carry.

I can't help you with that shit. I'm dog-ass at this game. I just play a lot. Landmark will fucking carry it tomorrow. And Willer's fucking monsters at that game. Oh, yeah. See how much money they have for like two days in the wipe. I was like, Willer has like 10 million in like two days. I was like I Had 53 rubles two days ago. What happened fuck is a ruble Russian game currency

In a hurry, I'm lean. What are you talking about? It's a ruble Rupees root. No, that's Zelda That's my favorite thing on your shirt I hope I hope it's I love it. That's the best thing ever. That's right up there with like Oh, you want to see nerds get pissed this and do post Eli Zelda is a girl That's no shit dumb fucks I'm gonna make up irony. I'm gonna make a shirt where it's like Gand shit dumb fucks i'm gonna i'm gonna make irony i'm gonna make a shirt where it's like gandalf saying you're a you're a wizard luke

may the prosper be with you. I hate everything. That's a good shirt right there. Just fucking Gandalf. Have him have like a lightsaber in his hand. Are we filming another one of these before I leave? We're doing it tomorrow? Is Joe going to be in it?

Joe Mama. Man, you got him. Don't touch me.'re gonna do this right up until the last moment We'll talk about Yes with you again the big whiskies the ligaments. We'll just talk about it all you guys go to do Zogon Dragons what what's kind of dragons drag these nuts on you? Was low effort. I got yesterday at Topgolf. I got Brandon with their shit on your shirt I got hang time on that ELI DOUBLE TAP! CODY! MR. DUCK OPERATOR! And this literal living piece of shit, the fat electrician, where can we find you? Uh, YouTube.

NOBODY CARES! THANK YOU! WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW WITH ANOTHER PODCAST! You just... And stopped. I was gonna put my face on the mic. You fucking dunked in the rim and hung there. Dude, I was literally just putting my face on the mic as he did it and I was like, I don't know what to do now. I'm stuck here.

I'm stuck here.