Unsubscribe Podcast - 66 - Bazooka Nightclub ft. Brandon Herrera & Fat Electrician

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep66 - Bazooka Nightclub ft. Brandon Herrera & Fat Electrician 2 GUESTS? IN ONE SHOW? @The Fat Electrician BACK TO BACK ALONG WITH @Brandon Herrera , AND THEY BROUGHT A BAZOOKA TO A BAR? Wait where's Baddie??? GO CHECK OUT AK DADDY BRANDON!! @Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/c/BrandonHerrera https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera AND GO CHECK OUT THE FAT ELECTRICIAN https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_T3Zsw2257Ke-g3F20ZCRA https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/the-fat-electrician https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician/ ------------------------------ OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast WE HAVE A SUBREDDIT??? https://www.reddit.com/r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast/ CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Operation Donut https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Should be good. Should be good. Yeah, it's good enough. Okay. This feels right already. Hi. I will f***ing murder you. Light, go over here.

It gets up and walks. It's my protection light. Eli's the one like, can't see porn on the podcast. First five f***ing seconds. I will f***ing murder you. That's okay, right? Dude, I'm not the guy to ask about this shit anymore. You don't even know when you're crossing a line anymore. You're just like, I'm not the guy to ask about this shit anymore You cross the line. I don't even know when you're crossing a line anymore. Yeah, I'm just here

I feel like you didn't know when you did it anyway. I totally did like I was the kid you told like don't touch that stove it's hot and you're like Brain is like Cook it flip it over medium. Well, I it smell like burnt bologna in here? That's a poor Mexican joke. Ready? Sorry. Oh, everyone already popped theirs.

Oh, wait. We got new ones? Dude, you're going liquid death? Whoa, calm down, bro. Hey, look. I'll tell you why I'm drinking water right now. Is it my fault? No.

Dude, this is just water. It's literally water. Oh, okay. Can't do it. Why? This is called hair of the dog. Are we doing this? Is this how the podcast is starting?

This is solo energy right now. I thought we were talking about poor Mexicans. I know. Thank you for getting us back on track. They put mayonnaise in corn and shit? Then it's a meal. The bitch-ass electrician is what we're calling you for now. Peer pressure works on him.

Ask me how I know. One more. No, I shouldn't, Brandon. One, two, three. I had some spray on it. I know. No, I shouldn't, Brandon. One, two, three. Oh, God. I had some spray on it. I know. These are the fun ones.

Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe Podcasts here. Today, I'm joined by... The fat electrician, Eli DoubleTap, and Brandon Berberba. Have you ever considered maybe that's why you don't enjoy them? Enjoy what? What happened? He chugged it and hushed it.

I know, I saw it. Where did it go? I like you treating Batty how he treats his own house. Garbage. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous, Batty. That guy's fucking ridiculous don't know it's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on

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For five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top don't say something motivating and that's where the you come that is come subscribe dude you fucking tank that thing hi everyone you should have seen me tanking them yesterday at the bar out of a glass not out of a can you were tuckered out last night those pictures oh that was those were staged that was it like he hasn't he hasn't matched that was definitely not staged that was 100 staged it was totally staged yes for 84 photos flock we'll get those to you yeah yeah we'll get you that we were actually sober at the time more or less more what time did i had it well i started

drinking these the day prior i know a lot of those during that podcast I realize yeah, what do we have? What was the count at the end there? Six bush lattes I put that can down to bad. He's like Jesus Christ and I looked I was like is that all me and he goes Yeah, and then I just had that like pan in moment where I like oh fuck. I'm drunk The jaws push bowl Yeah, so drunk me Decides to go out to dinner with these two and then I went out to the bar with Brandon and

He's like we gotta stop by my house real quick. I could grab something That something was an at4 rocket missile launcher we were helping Zeus with one of his music videos and Well, so here's yeah, it's at a bar right and he had permission Do you know they were they were using it as a film set for the music video and the way it was pitched to me was this was going to be like closed set and we've got you know the whole room we've got extras whatever this is an active goddamn bar like this is a flat-out nightclub that people are in and drinking and we're just walking in the front door of the fucking at4 and they're like yeah just like try to hold it down a little

bit so people don't freak the fuck out. Nah, it's only this big. That went away real quick. The owner of the bar said, yeah, that's fine, just don't shoot it in here. The fuck? Dude, the amount of people the amount of people who thought it was loaded. Like, as my

witness, more than half. Oh, for sure. At least 20 people. Is it loaded? Is it loaded? Like, yeah. Yeah yeah yeah no i'm gonna kill everyone so i'm yeah but like tonight yeah and the ones i don't kill you're all gonna have permanent tinnitus and crippling tbis shots you want shots thank god the at4 super accurate i do yeah well if you're in a fucking like 400 square foot room. It's not bad. You don't need a God bless that weapon platform. It's just openly so I love this is what you aim with on that. It's like it's close enough You shoot. I love the Neanderthal instructions. They put on the sides of those launchers It's like stationary target put it in the middle moving slow put it over there moving fast put it over dale like and it's the

worst week and i love it's like a tugboat too in the fucking photo like a outline tugboat like what the fuck do you think you're shooting at with this thing like not a tank not a tank no no it's just like a tugboat like a civilian tugboat and that have you ever fired one no god oh yeah that wherever you point that it's still not gonna go where you. It's just a general area. You never initiate an ambush with those. But they weigh a lot, so we initiate ambushes with them. Because you're not carrying that whole fucking thing back. And I remember it was a stationary car with dudes, like, coming back and forth in the load of illegal weapons and shit. And we're like, start it up.

It's like. Well, it's gone. We was at it all together. It's like Well, I don't like the term illegal guns I prefer undocumented yeah All I rec you like to be you know politically correct about it. Yeah, build the wall i'm all right yeah yeah we just have you tied down to the floor he's just got ankle weights from now on the nonchalant you get out of brandon doing wild shit like walking up to a nightclub with an at4 being like a normal like ish person like i'm just an electrician from iowa and now i'm in texas and he's got a fucking bazooka and we're walking through a parking lot i'm like i'm gonna'm in Texas and he's got a fucking bazooka and we're walking through a parking lot

I'm like, I'm gonna get fucking arrested and he's like dude. There's nothing in it. It's completely illegal It's not even he's like it's literally just an aluminum tube and I'm like, yeah, yeah, you know that no one Like I saw what the Bush administration would do over aluminum tubes i don't want to know what the san antonio pd is going to do to my ass dude i i forget about this shit until like somebody like you just like you know this is like fucking insane you know this is not normal right like yeah i guess not it'll be fine we'll be good we'll be good we got the permission of most everyone involved. We got the permission of nobody with authority. Guys, it's a closed set. Everything will be fine. You just show up at 11.

All of us look super active right now. Yeah. This closed set has a lot of screaming women running away. Is that on purpose? Is someone going to yell cut? To be fair, I ID'd them, so they they were all of age So that was the funny part too We were doing a bit that was outside of the club like the whole bit is like me walking in with the 84 And he's the bouncer which you look like a fucking bouncer because you're built like a bullshit house. Yeah, I

Look like I look like I'm opening up a Ninja Turtle movie at the beginning before the main bad guys We revealed himself like half-ass beat me up while they're eating pizza i'm like anonymous anonymous henchman number three but you're like you're leaned against the wall and he's actively id'ing people as they're walking in like it's becoming the running joke he's just like man id and like that one chick was like like fucking 1920 and you're just like you're not you were born in 2003. You're not 21, and she just like looks at me. I'm like whatever He's like literally not my job Have no affiliation here

Beyond people There's like a set in front of us too with like there's like fucking boom lights and shit and like there's people forming a line because they don't want to walk through the set so i'm like waving people through and like then they pull their id on idm and they walk in playing the part no matter what i was like i wonder how much money i could be making in cover charges right now oh god i went out to the bar and made 300 bucks what the fuck yeah this is where my memory gets a little hazy that chick tried to stab me right right now. I went out to the bar and made 300 bucks. What the fuck? This is where my memory gets a little hazy. That chick tried to stab me, right? Oh, God.

What the fuck happened last night? I was a bouncer and Brandon walking in with a fucking bazooka over his shoulder and I was like, hold up, and I give him the pat down while he's still holding a bazooka. Over the shoulder? Down the legs and I reach up and I grab his dick. We had to do like five takes. He could probably draw you a pretty accurate diagram of my dick by now

Yeah, probably And then I pulled out his knife and like Second Amendment doesn't cover knives dude Just get it back for me when you leave. And I let him in with the AT4. And then he tried to stab me. Wait. This chick, like, walks up. And she, like, I don't even remember how that was initiated. But we were talking to her. She's like, oh, you want to see a trick with a knife?

And then she, like, just, she's like, okay, I can show you a cool knife trick. And couldn't open a pocket knife. Just put it inside you. Watch this. Watch this. It disappeared. Hilarious. Pulled it back out. Now I have your wallet.

Now it's a reappearing blade trick. I'm going to make this knife disappear! Yeah, but then she just like does a bunch of like fancy bullshit, which is literally just her like doing this With like her other hand around Like Voda Yeah, it was very Voda It was a white girl? Yeah, yeah

Yeah, but she was just like swinging it around with a bunch of people around us and like, hey, okay, that was a cool trick. Neat. Nobody got hurt. She's like, and that's how you do it. She hands it back. She's covered in blood. Her fingers are like, just play

it cool, Catherine. Like, Jesus Christ, 13 Reasons. Just give me the knife back. Cody! Hi! Hi. Dude, 13 reasons. Just give me the knife back. Cody! Hi! Hi. Dude, you were so quiet yesterday on the podcast. I don't know. You said like eight words, I think, total. Yeah, it's more than usual. No, you've been doing good. People have been like, dude, Cody is in good places. Now they're

going to put you at the back, the top of that death pool right there. God damn it. They're going to start blaming me. When Nick's around. Nick's around. I just want to die. Cody's tying knots'm gonna do. You're gonna start blaming me. God dammit. You're gonna start blaming me. I know. When Nick's around. Nick's around. I just wanna die. Cody's tying knots in the corner.

I'm gonna get my rope ready. I'm gonna go to the table. It's about that time. Sounds like you're talking about the dick rope again. That's my job. That's my job. I was getting my rope ready. Oh no.

I just emerged. And Cody's just hanging like this. Wrong neck, Cody. Wrong neck. It hurts so this. Wrong neck, Tony. Wrong neck. It hurts so bad. It got me down. Under the head.

That wasn't what I meant. Why is your foreskin so strong? Supporting all your body weight. Eli made the knot. You're slowly rotating and screaming in pain. Eli's not so good. He's like a ceiling fan. Yeah.

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It's like a cat stuck to the ceiling fan. Oh, man. No. Sorry for being quiet. I stopped drinking. Life is really boring now. That's why I had to drink so many. Life's very gray now. I'm so bored. I started working out. It's really boring now Life's very great

So bored I started working out his bullshit In the meantime I've started drinking more lately, and you know I've got to pick up the slack We're like at a net net neutral right that cuz you're on vacation well To it now what happened Brandon so a ched her a little too far, Cap. Did they say what specifically? Oh, yeah. By the second.

Yeah, they had, like, time stamps of, like, well, from here, here, and here, you violated, like, all of the policy. Oh, my God. Wait, what? Oh, yeah. So, I had a call from my YouTube rep, who's cool as fuck. And, like, honestly, like, working with YouTube has gotten a lot better since being in the program. Oh, yeah I saw I had a call from my YouTube rep is cool as fuck and like honestly like working with YouTube has gotten a lot Better than us being in the start with programs. Oh, yeah, he sends me a text That just says quote

Bro dot dot dot you're like Like I have a feeling I know what this is in reference to and he calls me up He's like so you're getting the stripe You're like there's it is the hand of God at this point. He's like I cannot do anything about it you Honest to God earned the shit out of it. I just make sure Brandon's like what did I do? They just rotate the camera the computer screen to him. They hit play he's like A hero, my name is Brandon So that's part one

So they didn't have an issue with it You're not Japanese, I'm Asian I did do that voice and they did not have a problem with that part That was like the least of their fucking concerns. That's so good. It's mostly like, hey, maybe if you're going to use our platform and you want us to like gun content, maybe don't teach children how to make IEDs. Fair.

Like, well, to be fair, I'm holding this to the standard of what my childhood was like, and I did all of that shit. Yeah, and per our last last conversation walking around a nightclub with an AT4 that was completely normal I don't have a filter for that well to be honest like I did actually know I thought that this one might get taken down We literally recreated for those who don't know we recreated the Pipe gun the improvised pipe gun that was used to kill the former prime minister of japan shinzo abe because it's fucking wacky i thought it would be cool actually this was hold on this whole operation was your idea yeah i feel somewhat responsible for this well because when the day after it happened brandon and i are getting brunch and he's like hey did you see where the

prime minister the former prime minister died look at this gun and i was like holy fuck it's a fallout 4 weapon like it is a fall holy fuck, it's a Fallout 4 weapon. Like, it is a Fallout 4 gun. It's so cool. And I'm like, Brandon, build it. Oh, my God. How was that morning? I should build that.

And then, yeah. And then he built it. And then I built it. And then YouTube shit itself and told me not to do that again. Yeah. And now you have a nice seven-day vacation. Yeah. So when you get a strike on YouTube, the first strike, for 90 days your first strike you get banned for seven days you

can't upload can't do anything well they do the warning strike now so you get they did not do that for me because you already had the warning strike no that would have expired by now right they don't expire oh your first warning strike is permanent now and then your first strike is the seven days it used to be 90 days but your first so you get you can get four strikes first strike is the seven days it used to be 90 days but your first so you get you can get four strikes first one is the warning that stays on there permanently yeah the second one is what you got which is a seven day ban and then and that goes away i think it's a 30 day ban yeah and then if you get three your channels like perma deleted nothing anybody could do about it that's within a 90 day period right correct yeah so yeah the his will go away

after 90 days. What are they going to do with your VBID video that's coming up soon? Oh, man. They suggested I don't post it. How to build a vehicle-borne IED from Brandon. Remember the last video? Just put it in a car. It's like Mr. Beast intro, like, I bought an old MRAP.

Today I'm going to teach you how to. Redacted. You just have Shinzo as the dummy for the entire thing. So, Brandon, are you trying to... Literally Shinzo. Like, I dug him up. Uncle Bernie's? Uncle Aby's? Weekend at Bernie's fucking...

Talk to grass and fuck women. Boom. That was my favorite line from the video. I'm like, yeah, no, pretty much most of his platform was just telling, you know, the youth of Japan to go outside, talk to women, and have sex. Instead, they shot him. You need to get a lady.

Have the sex. Touch a grass. Touch a grass or eat the ass. That's his quote? It's like the, oh, God. That's grass and he It's like the Oh god That's grass in the ass Shinzo Abe 2022

Fucking Peace out Ascends to heaven I just love like It's like the meme of the guy like Not knowing which button to press It's like Touch grass and talk to women

Shoot the prime minister Which one's easier welcome i like you're just not you're like i still have a nine to five man i'm just can you blur me out no it's not even that i that was me yesterday when he's casually walking up to a bar in flip-flops and jeans with a fucking rocket launcher like this is not this zero wasn't phased the best part is we ran into two armed armed security guys like real fucking guns on their hips like he was armed for a security guard we don't have those in Iowa they were

like security like it was like mall security. It was like the strip mall thing. With real glocks. And tasers and pepper spray and all that shit. He's like, hey guys, it's just a prop for a music video. And one of them's like, it's a rocket launcher. What were we really going to do about it anyways? I told him, I'm like,

there's no plates in here. And even if there was, it doesn't matter. I looked at him like, that was the look of... There's no plates in here, and even if there was, it doesn't matter. I looked at him, I'm like, that was the look of, I don't get fucking paid enough for this. And they're like, not even close. That's the walkout, and you're like, eh, I'll phone it in. I'm gonna walk this way now. Brought to you by Uvalde PD. Oh, God.

Spicy. Spicy. Cody, what'd you do last night? You had... Oh, God. Spicy. Spicy. Cody, what'd you do last night? You had... Oh, bro. Without drinking, now you're like, tea, bed. Yeah, I drank some tea and worked out and... Had missionary sex.

Yeah, dude. Missionary. No spillage. We're good. No noises whatsoever. Can't talk. Sung hymns. Your cum doesn't even want to leave.

No cum whatsoever, okay? This doesn't count. The fuck, bro? Cum crawls back inside. I'm sitting there, and I'm seeing the pictures they're sending in the group chat chat, and I'm like man. I feel great, but I'm so fucking bored Looked at right I was like you're not old enough. We can't go do this thing That bar didn't give a fuck to be honest. Well. It was it was pretty nuts. I could have had you ID Ryden. Actually, yeah.

And then we would have been getting Ryden's in there hating everything because it's loud with a bunch of flashing lights and stuff. It would have been perfect. What I didn't realize is that Zeus is like a legit rock star in the Latino community and can get away with any fucking thing he wants. I was unaware of this, but I figured that out

after that night. This is Zeus, our Mexican rapper friend, not Zeus Zeus the Greek God just if there's any confusion. Yeah, of course Yeah, little shorter wears a lot more cowboy hat and less lightning bolts Less less demigod children is fun. Maybe we don't It's not zero, but it's less right This is a good dude, though. Like, when you meet him, you're like, oh, he's super talented, too. Hyper talented.

Like, super, like, into the party vibe. But, like, if you get him one-on-one, like, he's actually a really cool dude. Yeah, super intelligent. Like, hyper talented. Former Air Force, too, I think, right? Military intelligence, something like that. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. Something like that. mysteries that life has to offer, a few certainties can really go a long way. Subscribe today for the peace of mind

you've been searching for. Public Mobile. Different is calling. Yeah, that one I forget. Yeah, no, he was military intelligence. What? Sure, yeah. That motherfucker knows Victoria's secret. They know everything. Never heard. You and your dad jokes, bro.

He just fucking drops one-liners constantly. Is that what you do. Speaking of dad, you want to know what my fucking dad did the other day? Do I? Like, my dad's like my biggest fan with all the social media shit, and he's like, you're going to this unsubscribe podcast thing the first time I came? And he's like, okay, well, I found Donut on YouTube, and I see that Eli works for that Black Rifle Coffee Company, but like, you know, who's this Batty guy? I can't find anything on him. His last YouTube video was from three years ago.

I'm like, oh, he's really big on, he's really, really, really big on Twitch. Like, he's a big deal on Twitch. He's like, what the fuck is Twitch? So my dad goes on Google and types in Batty, and he's like, he's got a really nice ass. He's like, yeah, I couldn't find him. I looked for six hours.

He's typing in Batty. The Kleenex bill was through the roof, but I looked for six hours to find Batty. Dude, go to Twitter and search for Batty. Oh, God. You don't always get Batty. Don't do that. Don't do that.

See, I'm starting to be more careful. I'm getting more conscious of the YouTube guidelines. That's a very cool brand. Don't do that. Don't do that. See, I'm starting to be more careful. I'm more conscious of the YouTube guidelines. That's very cool, Brant. Rehabilitating. He's learned, YouTube. See, Susan, I'm doing better. I promise. Those outside thoughts you normally have on the inside.

Where they belong. Until they boil up one day and something happens. You get your AT4 and take it to the bar again. But it's different. Yeah. Did your dad listen to these? Oh the bar again. But it's different. Yeah. Does your dad listen to these? Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, yeah. What kind of man is he? Is he a Christian man? No. Okay. I was going to say, you guys think it's bad I drink Bush Light. My dad drinks Steel Reserve Tallboys. Oh, no.

5.9%. That tastes so bad. I think a Tallboy six-pack is like 489 it literally says high gravity on the can yep like it's not built to taste good yeah no baby mama would drink those oh no yeah and she comes from like a well-to-do family I remember hanging out the first time she was like, I just want some Steelers. I'm like, during pregnancy. I'm connecting some dots. Bryden's eyes would be way further apart.

Look like a draw to some character. Social distancing. All right. I feel really bad about that. I had that moment right before where I'm just like, ah. You were just talking about, I hold him in now.

Yeah, those inside thoughts are... And immediately went to outside thoughts. Alright. Just like to my therapist, I fucking lie. This is a terrible idea. All right. Oh, man. Just like to my therapist, I fucking lie. This is a terrible idea. It's like, let's get all these guys together. This will be great times.

Cody's just there. He's like, I want to have fun. I want to drink 19 water bottles. I don't know why, but I just got the concept in my head of Cody being like the proctor for this conversation And now I want to skit where Cody's proctoring a spelling bee for children, but it's all racial slurs Proctor is the one that like sticks his thumb up your ass, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Country of origin. Oh, this kid with, you guys talked about that one. Yeah. People who annoy you. I know it. I just don't think I should say it.

Two seconds, Mr. Marsh. I would like to solve the puzzle. It was, it was, it was naggers, Mr. Marsh. Oh, oh yeah right south park goes so they still do to this day they do not give a fuck no they they still play the old ones that you're in with words you're not allowed to say on twitter that i get crucified for what's funny is you got more crucified not not for saying the word but for saying well it's a gamer word like cody i think you're trivializing the nature the power of these

words yeah and then that jake lucky fuck got on there and was like oh can't believe you say this said this is so weird there's a guy that runs a story like no matter what anyone says and tries to just bring like trash on people. Cause yeah, whatever. Yeah. I can't wait to all those guys like I dubs and whatnot that all of a sudden like they went from edgy content or like H3, Ethan Klein, they go from like super edgy shit and then they moved to California.

They get super popular and then they pull up the ladder for everyone else. They're like, okay, maybe I got here from edgy shit and saying gamer words, but you guys can't like, you just need to start responding to that with just compilations of them saying the n-word for 18 minutes well it's a lot of the times you get what i've seen is because then they're in those groups those environments and you get to see how disconnected those echo chambers

yeah do that echo chamber and you spent a lot of time in l.a right yeah and that echo chamber like i remember what was it it was like that one they were like guns are blah blah blah and i've been there so long i was like oh i guess you don't need a whole bunch of guns and i was like what the fuck just entered my god damn it's that moment from guardians of the galaxy 2 where like the show the spell gets like shaken off he's like talks about his mom and just what the fuck did i just think yeah what the fuck no no no no get away and that's what happens so you get those little echo chambers and everyone's like yeah that's bad yeah it's bad oh that's disgusting that is disgusting and you get to see that complete

switch from their character of who they were to where they are like game grumps still love game grumps but you get to see how i was showing staff old uh edgy game grumps and she's like yo they used to go fucking hard to the paint i was like oh yeah er like aaron and those guys didn't care and they would make all the jokes there was like one bit was it's like any mini miney moe catch a tiger by the toe uh if he hollers let him go any mini miney moe and then one of the guests was like you know the racist version right oh yeah and then dan's like the racist version any mini mini mo black people am i right i was just like what the fuck it just catches you so off guard and then aaron gets escalated from that so fast and it just goes downhill

real quick. I'm like they used to go so fucking hard. Now it's like they will not touch that subject just because they've been ingrained there so long now. Yeah. I'm like you grew up in Alabama like you were taught the original version. Oh yeah. Yeah. My Nana used to say it when I was little. That was almost

a joke but I believe it. No. Yeah. Nana did. It was a different time. Sorry, Nana. Sorry, Nana. I love you. She doesn't know who I am. It's okay. Okay. Like dementia? Yeah, yeah. You just go with it.

You're like, yeah, yeah, it's very sad. Wait, no. No. Twitter cancels donuts. Nana. Oh, God. Cancel the nursing home with signs? She's been kicked out of the nursing home. We can't have her here anymore. Nana's on her own.

Cancel Nana Donut. Oh, no. She's like, what happened? Well, your grandson said that you said the N-word 60 years ago. You committed the crime of being born in the 30s. Why don't the Chinese use forks and spoons? Man, stop. Stop again.

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Oh, dude, so many. many wait is that an actual oh dude my whole comment section american military standards have gone down we'd we'd lose a war to china it's like bro they got an island like 30 miles off their coast that they won't even fuck with even though they really want to because america said no they don't understand we've been doing war for like 200 years out of the just we've been doing war since what we have you don't get this much oil on Draw a line graph of like how efficiently you could unalive somebody it's like 1776 I'm a fucking spikes Really good at America's the best at it. We've only done like, what, 12 years of art? Not in conflict. Yeah, not in conflict.

Ever. In the US history, it's like 12 years of not in conflict. Legit. We're good at war at this point. We're some rowdy cocksuckers. It's kind of a thing in history. People talk about World War II, like, oh, the Germans made so many advancements, which they did.

The Germans are like engineers. They're fucking great at it. We built the nuke. Dude, oh, Christopher Nolan's new movie is... What's it called? Manhattan Project? It's about the Manhattan Project. That's his new movie and it has

Murphy... Cicely Murphy? What's his name? Killian Murphy. Killian Murphy's the main actor. Eddie Murphy? He's the guy that did it! Killian Murphy, Murphy's the main actor. I thought you were like, Eddie Murphy? Yeah. He's the guy that did it. Oh, boy. Killian Murphy, he's the main actor, and it's about the Manhattan Project.

Dude, some of that shit's really sad. I don't know. If you've ever gone through some of that shit, there's a bunch of sad stuff. World War II was fucking wild. Yeah. To say the least. They were literally just throwing crimes against humanity at the wall in the name of science and seeing what stuck. Japan was very good at it.

Everyone was doing it. Oh, yeah. What is it? Unit 721 or whatever the fuck? Yeah. Like, hey, you know what percent of the human body is water? Let's figure it out. Roughly.

Oh, like 70. Like 70. You know why you know that? Because Japan. They squished a person, probably. No, they just took him, they weighed him, and then they put him in a convection oven for like three days until there was no liquid left in his body,

and then they weighed him again and did the percentage math. And if it was Japan, he was probably alive. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Japan did. That unit seven, whatever it was. 718, 728, something like that. Yeah, seven something. 731.

That's the one where we didn't take him to court because we got so much useful information from the horrible shit that happened. They're shit like give us all the data and we won't make you a war criminal it's like if you made dr mengole from the holocaust an entire war department yeah that was that they were like how hard not known about it no and they were like no we didn't do anything bad why why is the chinese so mad at us it's also extremely well documented for being so poorly talked about. Right. Cause that's a, yeah,

that's when they're like, Oh, these, these kinds of bacteria might be useful in the future for biological warfare. Let's keep these 18 prisoners alive, cut them open and grow it in their livers. Yeah.

Vivi section. And they did a lot of Vivian sections, like a live operation. So like, let's just figure it out, man. This is an awesome video game podcast. Yeah. Video games. You guys are going to Man, this is an awesome video game podcast. Yeah.

Video games? You guys are going to go down some depressing rabbit holes later. So you can play this mission on the upcoming Call of Duty game. These are just the deleted scenes from Medal of Honor. It's fine.

I didn't know he was making a movie about the Manhattan Project. Yeah. And the trailer's out. It comes out next year. But that was, I was like, oh my God,

I didn't know they dropped the trailer. And i mean christopher nolan's one dude other than his last movie that was super fucking confusing tenant yeah tenant that's the only movie of his i was like not a fan and to it it's because everyone was like it's confusing i understood like the the wavetops and i didn't actually care to understand the rest like i have a feeling the more i dig into this the less it's gonna make sense yeah i was like what the fuck is going on on that that's one i was just like back you boys good i'm not gonna read any on this i was like uh checked out after like halfway through i was just like i mean it's cool vfx are awesome they filmed in reverse and front that's dope as shit. Wow the guy from Twilight use the soul rifle

That's fucking awesome we they would choreograph the fights backwards Did you see that now though a lot of those fight sequences? They would they fought backwards one actor would fight for is one would fight backwards They do everything in camera like a majority that shit was done in camera, which is which is kind of wild Yeah, that's why it looks realistic because it's not like 3d or anything so basically christopher nolan is just doing like uh tiktok shit which like the tiktok rewind feature exactly blockbuster movie okay and then they wrecked the 747 that was cool he was like nah we need to wreck a plane they're like we can vfx he's like nah because didn't he do that didn't he do the math he's like yeah no so the studio wants to cg that but

that's gonna cost three million dollars and this plane two and a half i could just drive this into a fucking building right now and they did and they're like that's fucking dope america but they're like it's christopher nolan no one's to like when he says, oh, we're doing this. They're like, yeah, studio heads are just going to be like, uh-huh. Okay. He did the Dark Knight. He can do what he wants. Exactly.

He does whatever he wants. It is okay. We are fine. So when's your next first video back? DVD. I might take a little break. I might actually go on vacation somewhere. I haven't taken a vacation for no reason in years.

I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do. Let's go to Vegas. I'm down. Do you want to go gamble for a couple days? You're not drinking. Yeah, I can gamble. It means I'll make better decisions. I don't know. Maybe I'll drink. You're not going to go to Vegas. You're not going to go to Vegas and not drink. That's illegal.

Cody, how long is the phase? I don't know. Heather and I are doing it together, so I'm not going to drink until she drinks. I'm very proud of you, though. Bring her to Vegas. So boring. Well, that's why we didn't go out last night. If we go out with Zeus and Brandon and Nick, we're going to get shit.

I told him about that, and he was like, yeah, they would have drank. That makes sense. I don't know. I want to makes sense. I don't know. I want to go gamble. Pretty weird. Yeah, dude. I love roulette.

I know. I love roulette. Let's go play it. Let's go. We just need to go ask Arab what he would do. Oh, yeah, exactly. Fuck, man. You remember that?

Arab? Oh, yeah. I remember that. Arab. Yeah, Arab. Arab. He's a Twitch streamer, and he does irl streams and he travels all over the world just like walking around with his backpack videoing people talking

to people and he came with us to vegas and he's never gambled before and we're all fucking degenerates so we were gambling all week this was shot show right yeah yeah it was during shot show so he's with us and he's like uh you know i don't know how to play roulette we're like you know put something down on a number if it pops and you get money and if you do a specific number and it lands on that you get one you get 32 times your money yeah you know if you get red or black you get double your money so he just takes like what was it like a thousand bucks you guys are fucking homie he just ate my kiss what um whatever whatever put down on the 32 times that first time you want a fuck ton ton of money. It was like 500 bucks. Yeah, he'd never gambled before, so he took 500 bucks,

and he put it down on one number, hit that number. So 500 times 32, he got it. And then he didn't gamble anymore for like the next hour we're sitting there at the roulette table. And then we go to another table, and he does the same thing, puts like 100 bucks down on another number. This is the second time ever gambling in his life. this that number again 32 times yeah it was fucking nuts if you do touch if you watch that man's uh like irl streams he definitely has been touched by

some deity for good luck or whatever like just the shit that he captures and the shit that happens this dude's like what the fuck i i would like to recap that i watched you walk a rocket launcher into a bar last night so like you're right up there with him all right i'll i'll see that he's been blessed well the the worst part is you get callous to it because now it's not even cool for me i'm just like this is like it'd be kind of cool if there was a rocket in it but whatever hammered three in the morning at whataburger. The cashier is like to Brandon, did anybody ever tell you you look like

Brandon Herrera? Don't look at me, I'm a drunk. Yeah, I get that sometimes. I'm like, yeah, I get that a lot. And he's just like, are you? This might be kind of weird, but like, yeah. Are you Brandon Herrera?

Yes. Or guilty, what'd you say? I just like, look at my wallet, pull out my driver's license. Oh, yeah. 100%. 100%. Dude, 3 a.m., Whataburger is as Texas as it gets. I have some great photos of you, by the way.

Oh, yeah. Believe me, I saw. No, you saw one of them. Oh, no. You didn't see the other one. Oh, God. It was the best saw. No, you saw one of them. Oh, no. You didn't see the other one. Oh, God. It was the best.

I think this is going to be my I don't do contact photos, but I might make this yours. Yep. That's about how I felt. Come. Oh, my God. Yeah, that is. Put it on the screen. I drank a lot that whole day.

I know. You started five beers in or six beers in. I drank a lot that whole day. It was about you started five beers in or six beers in. I didn't realize that when you were at my house. Like, you were like, oh, yeah, no, I just downed, like, six drinks, like, two hours ago. I'm like, fuck, okay. He's like, you seem oddly okay. I'm like, no, I'm hammered.

He's like, wow, that's interesting. Like, oh, so you're like me. So, like, you could be belligerently drunk and not go see my gun room. Yeah. They're like picking up guns. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's probably loaded. And you're like, yep. Yep.

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Say hello to my little friend. No, no, no, that one's loaded too. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop spinning it. Do not spin that one. Stop it. Brandon won the death pool. Well, Nick killed Brandon.

It's like the duty domes in that movie. Like the duty domes in that movie, the liquid Terminator guy where the chunk's missing out of his head except it's red and it doesn't grow back. Yeah, the G1000. No, that's just Brandon now. You lived, though.

You did that. Oh, Brandon lives. Oh, that's right. That's my power. Fuck. Wait, what's your power? He's retarded. That's his superpower.

It's like, why did he choose that? We don't know. He has a genius. Life imitates art. I want a million dollars. I got that. I can fly. Yeah.

It's like, and my superpower is being retarded. I ain't granted. Ain't you. I like turtles. Yeah. And my superpowers being retarded ain't granted Well retards can fly With your million dollars That honestly sounds like a great life God All your bills are worth You don't have stress You can buy so much ice cream

Dude I will like Totally like fucking flowers for Algenon My way out of here like this Wow this episode Is going great Oh no It's like the What is that

I forget the fucking name of the show Quantum Leap I'm retarded Have you seen that Do you know what Quantum Leap is This is before your time frame He's older than me Wait how old are you

28 I put that on Instagram Probably. He's older than me. Yeah. Wait, how old are you? 28. I'm 28. Yes. I put that on Instagram. I had, I had, I had 500 DMs like, bro, I thought you were 40. Thanks, dickhead. Dude, I get that all the fucking time. Oh my God.

Genetics. Am I right? No, I tell them it's like the Indiana Jones thing. Like it's not the years, honey. It's the miles. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. the miles. Oh, man. Yeah, Quantum Leap, very good show. We'll show you that specific clip after.

Put the clip up there, Flugg. You can play that. It's on YouTube. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. So the whole premise of the show is that he jumps to other people's bodies. He solves mysteries or crimes or whatever the fuck. I didn't really watch the show.

He can't leave until he solves the crime. The problem. Yeah, the problem. So he literally teleports into other individuals. So he goes into somebody's body. He just wakes up. He's like this. It's such a great comedic beat nowadays, though. I'm retarded.

Explain so much. She just walked over the mirror like, I'm retarded? Explained so much. Jesus. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do you want to do ads? Oh yeah, hey, followed by that, let's talk about out of regs. Speaking of being fucking retarded, out of regs. Make your hair retarded with style.

I don't know what that means. We got baddies in the room. You would be a if you didn't use out of regs. Use code come... Is it come 20? Come 20. Use code come 20. Baddie has his new baddie cream.

Baddie cream. I know baddie cream. I love that we just call it baddie cream new batty cream. Batty cream. I know batty cream. I love that we just call it batty cream now. Bad dye. Bad dye cream. Also, we got our hair paste donuts, beard stuff. Batty has beard oil. Now, you have beard oil too, right?

Yeah. I think I got beard cream. Yeah, you got beard cream and maybe beard oil, but go say 20% you can use unsub 20 or come 20. Come 20. Use come 20. Way fucking cooler 20 Outofrex.com C-U-M with a Z Because we spell extreme

With no E I'm gonna get a text about this Or they're gonna clip it And put that up and be like Guys why'd you make that the main ad That you put an advert behind on Facebook Like what it's really doing good? Well, then I'm gonna have to do another edit like, see you space cowboy for out of rags

for their fucking social media accounts. See you space cowboy. Can't your last YouTube video be sponsored by them, out of rags? I mean, maybe it was, you don't fucking know. Too late now. Cody, how are you doing? What's your next big video? I mean, maybe it was. You don't fucking know. Too late now. Cody, how are you doing? What's your next big video?

Who are we breaking down next? Depends on who gets murdered next by police. That's what I'm talking about, buddy. Hell yeah, brother. Murder. Murder. I always love your thumbnails now because I'm like, I pop up on YouTube, you'll pop up. It's like, boom.

And it's like. That's how I do my thumbnails I turn yeah I turn OBS on and I'll sit there and just in front of the camera at the end of my videos go and then I just go from those those frames yeah and then the title super clickbait I'm like god these guys get it they just fucking he's like a teenage girl in a mall in the 80s with that photo booth. I mean, it works, though. It does. It works like a motherfucker, man. You get it really quick, and then that's the thing. We can just do that right now and be like...

Pluck your welcome for all of the thumbnail. And so Reddit, you're welcome. Because they're going to have the most fun with it. Dude, our Reddit is fucking hilarious, man. You guys are all sucking off Batty right now on the subreddit. You're watching. Yeah, I am.

Did you see that, Bat? No, I didn't. It's just right in the corner in the bush. You're like, you're watching. I'm like, yeah, I just told you about it. Of course I was watching. No, I haven't seen that. Holy shit.

The new Dune one, though. Did you see the new Dune one? Dune? I don't know. Dude, oh my God. Where's the Dune? The new Dune one I sent. Where see the new do one dude? I don't dude. Oh my god. Where's the New dune when I sent in that to the group chat that shit had me rolling I was what the fuck is all of this started because of a waitress We had a waitress that looked like like Walmart Zendaya

Yeah, have you seen the new Dune with Zendaya? Yeah, yeah. So we were like, this isn't Dune, this is Dune. D-O-O-N. It's like we're seeing the film, the popular film, Dune. Welcome to Dune. Welcome to Dune. We have despised.

Fanworm Hongi. Jesus Christ. Going to hell. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Jesus Christ Going to hell Oh yeah Jesus I love how he's basically just in a giant Fucking like tomb style Sleeping bag Yeah that reddit goes

We talked about it one time I was like oh yeah They didn't believe I commented on one of it it was like 80 people in there and they said something i was and i was like hey i remember this and they're like you're not even the real eli like this bitch fucking thinks i'm lying about this we talked about it once it's like you're like okay now it's popping off like oh i get that on my own they're like, okay, now it's popping off. I get that on my own. They're like, or I responded to some guy like, oh, I wish Brandon would do X, Y, and Z. I'm like, well, this is the reason why I won't

because, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's like, well, that would be really cool if it was actually coming from Brandon and not like a weird Stan fanboy. I'm like, motherfucker. You're sitting in the video. I'm like, taking a minute out of filming a video. I'm like, fuck you. of filming a video like fuck you

In the video hey shout out that was me dickhead And to this cocksucker Satan boy 69 fuck you go fuck yourself you've got gang it that was him then you get taken over bullying Dude Then you get taken down for bullying. Dude, fucking... Heather's post got taken down for bullying. Heather, baddie posted of it. You remember yesterday with the magic card? Some of it. That magic card, baddie posted it.

Yeah, it's... Tagged Heather. And then she re-shared it and got... Fucking, it got taken down. Dude, that happened to me with you guys. Because somebody did like a fuck, marry, kill thing. And like, I re-posted you you posted up posted it out i fucking reshared it and they banned me for harassment and bullying yeah they're pretty crazy about that right now ig's so bad

about that shit right now ig facebook like just fucking dog shit are you hung over nick hey no actually surprisingly not feeling good drank a lot of beer, but I also drank a lot of water You're still at that young age you hit 30 that shit But if we cut the rings and count I bet there's more than 28 rings like there's no way I'm only 28 I go on my son's fucking bedroom to tuck him in at night. It's a hardwood floor. I'm barefoot It sounds like a fucking pop rocks cuz it's just my leg bones grinding on other leg bones with no cartilage it's man i don't know 30 is when i started feeling like 28 to 30 and now at 30 100 years old like that's why i don't go out and party hard because i'm like oh i know what when waking up is going to be like. Like Vegas. Shasha's never fun. We just wake up and I'm like.

The secret is you don't stop. I remember what hangovers were like. I don't have those anymore. You're just alcohol. Yeah, it's like I'm sweating vodka right now. You could probably light my forehead on fire. What was the Archer thing? If I stop now? If I stop now, I'm convinced

the collective hangover might kill me. They've been multiplying. Bloody Mary full of vodka. When I stopped, when you take those breaks from drinking, you wake up and you're like, the sun's shining. Not having fun.

You get what's called withdrawals. I don't get that. Last time I quit drinking, I happened to get kind of sick coincidentally at the same time. And I was really worried. I'm like, every time I've quit drinking in my entire life, I've never had any physical symptoms. I've just been bored. And that time I was like feeling kind of nauseous.

I'm like, oh, oh no. Oh, oh no. I am an alcoholic. Fuck. This daddy's got the shakes, but I shoot with this hand. That movie can never be shoot. It didn't matter.

Yeah. I'm surprised that movie still ends up on netflix occasionally what is it blazing saddles oh shit amazing i made the movie that would never get made this one is so good one of my favorite movies of all time but it's not very good like i went back and watched it the other day and i'm like i was showing somebody the movie i'm like wow this really doesn't hit the way it used to i think it was just the shock value that's what those those older ones it's like airplane airplane is good but i love it yeah it's leslie nielsen that slapstick fucking 70s comedy and i like that style bringing it back making it more relevant instead of now where it's this weird it's weird watching older movies

because it is it feels old when you watch it and you just got to get past that shit, but what was that movie with Ryan Gosling? the network and and Fucking what's his name? The guy who plays Zeus in the new Thor remember that fucking actors name. Oh Yeah, sorry, that's where I went, but that's the first thing he did a buddy cop movie with him That was kind of like that like dark slapstick fucking oh were there in Hollywood.wood oh what was that yeah i forgot like the something that's not the other guys no i know what you're talking nice guys the nice guys yeah yeah that was a good one that's pretty good one just watched uh we what we talked about drive if you've never seen drive that shit goes

fucking far like you are way too autistic to have never seen drive i know and so like the cinematography the shots the like, they follow the rules of the teals, like, the orange and the teal. What the fuck is the rule of the teals? It's orange. So if you'll notice, a majority... Like I said, you're far too autistic to have not seen Drive. I'll show you afterwards on movies, and you'll be like, God damn it, I never noticed.

Then you're going to notice every single time. The rule of the teals, all I hear is, like, like knights of the veil from game of thrones so teals and orange teal and orange you know what i'm talking about i thought teal was blue so did i i am i don't know what it's like baby that's what i thought i thought oh wait you just said orange yeah you said orange teal and orange right you'll see that if they're the colors they're they're yeah complimented colors you're gonna have the exact end of the spectrum every movie and we can watch he's just like freaking out like the colors every movie will do it till is an orange teal and orange oh there's a teal is an orange. I was like, Eli, if I take a blueberry and put it beside an orange, it's two goddamn different colors.

Teal and orange. You're always going to have those colors together when you're filming. So in Drive, as a perfect example, you have the teals and you'll have the oranges. You'll have the 60-30-10 rule. 60-30-10 is 60% of teal, 30% of orange. Eli, I don't know if you know this. I don't listen. Do a hyperloop of us progressively falling asleep while he's explaining all these rules. teal 30% of orange I don't know I don't know this I don't I don't know if you

noticed this but I'm not very good at following rules lately apparently so I checked out break a world record though uh what would that be most expensive oh yeah most expensive pipe gun yeah ever yeah cost me like fucking 15 grand oh yeah oh yeah for sure yeah 100% after Opportunity cost was very high very high so you can blame down it for the sue him taking this mosque Why did you give me this idea it's like that fucking Pakistani meme where it's like friendship with donut has ended. But yeah, Drive was... I don't know how I never watched that.

And then I just watched The Invitation. You guys ever heard of that? No. It has a movie from... Oh, what is this? Does it have a good color palette too? Dude, always. No, that one was... it have a good color palette, too? Dude, always. No, that one was, it was a decent color palette.

Good. Unfortunately, it's all I look for. Why do you think I have the colors the way they are in here? I'm like, this, it looks good. Like that project we were working on, you're like, what do you think about these color palettes? And you sent me like eight different ones. I'm like, bro, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't fucking know.

I don't fuck that part. For the series, I did that. Like, I'm going to be real with you, Chief. Like, this is not to you. I don't fucking know. I don't fuck that hard. For the series, I did that. I'm going to be real with you, Chief. This is not my expertise. I don't fucking care. I have no clue. I build pipe bombs.

This is Eli. When I send something, I'm like, Brandon, here's the script. Here's this. Same for you. I'm like, this is, I think, the dialogue. It's like a rough thing. Here's the color palace. I'm thinking for this. Here's what we can do on this.

It's like, I want a full book when I hand them. Like, this is my idea. I'm like, this is a what we can do on this. It's like I Want a full book when I hand them like this is my idea like this is a goddamn business, but uh-huh I mean you went back and forth on the script for like hours, and then you'd like talk about color palettes You're like okay. These are the fucking Home Depot paint swatches I'm thinking about for the further further look at the show and I'm like I don't know man I I Blow shit up and make jokes. I don't know I'm a one-trick pony So am I you canceled on Twitter every week? Life hack just don't have Twitter So fun in the words of a mission held Twitter is not a real place

What is uh? What is the movie where the guy gets an he's paralyzed and then he gets that implant and it's a robot that takes over his fireman doctor octopus trans something implant and it's a robot that takes over his Spider-Man. Doctor Octopus. Trans something. Fuck, what is that guy doing? You seen it, right? He's with his wife and he gets robbed, right? Yes. But then it turns him into a fucking

Yeah. Have you seen that one? He's like, I don't want to do this. And he's just snapping people's necks and shit. Because the body takes over. He's like, what would you like me to do? He's like, don't kill him. He's like, okay. And he's just holding the guys down. He's like, I'll never talk. He's like, he's like, body, make him

talk. And he just like closes his eyes and looks up and you just hear a knife like. What movie is this? It's really, it's really good. I thought it was like, it's not Transporter. I can't remember what it was. Killed man gets robot body. Isn't it like Upgrade or something like that? can't remember what it was killed man gets robot body upgrade isn't it like upgrade or something like that might be right actually yeah the fuck was i thinking

i literally think it's upgrade upgrade you've never seen upgrade that's actually it's pretty fucking metal it's a good ass movie like it's highly reviewed because i never heard of or i seen the trailer i was like oh it's gonna be a shitty movie then I looked at the reviews I was like, yeah, this is actually a dope-ass movie and then it's funny because the comedic beats like he like the Cuts him up. He's like and the body's like, okay. It is done cuz it can hear in his brain He's like, okay sweet. He looks like Because he did his body does everything on its own and like kills people when he starts vomiting the first time he does it because he's like i can't

hurt him i don't i don't i don't and the guy's like coming he's like okay if i can take over body's like breaks his arm like fucking cussing guys throw it out and he's like the guy that looks like um the main guy, he looks exactly like... Very useful information. He looks like... I know, I'm trying to think of the actor. Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy.

He looks like Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy? No, he's not Tom Hardy. He looks like... I'm trying to think of anyone who looks like Tom Hardy. Was it the guy that played Tom Hardy's brother in that movie where they're twins? That guy? Tom Hardy? Tom that played Tom Hardy's brother in that movie where they're twins? That guy? Tom Hardy?

Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy? Tell me he doesn't look like Tom Hardy. He looks nothing like Tom Hardy. I can kind of see the facial hair on his shoulder. Oh my god, you guys are dickheads! Well, not in that angle. He does have facial hair.

Or that angle. He looks like Tom Hardy and y'all can see. Look, there at that exact angle. He does. When you zoom down, his neck scar and his fucking ear, it looks just like him. Y'all better fuck yourself. He looks like Tom Hardy. It's a good movie.

At the end of the day, though. Those earlobes are identical. Look at him. That looks like Tom Hardy. When half of his face is fucking erased. He's showing me pictures of like 40% of this guy's fucking face. I got an eyeball Give up what's funny is that sounded like the plot of venom? You're like he looks like Tom Hardy. I'm like they just remade venom and the Internet's gonna get pissed me

I said I said that the new Top Gun copied Star Wars and the internet was mad at me My god you are actually a hundred percent right fucking close yeah And old what can you break it down cuz it's so fucking good Okay, so hear me out. Our story starts off with a young male protagonist whose father died recently, and he was raised by unknown people, and then he recently gets found again by his dad's old friend

that's kind of sort of been looking out for him from afar but not really making contact, and then he decides he wants to follow in his dad's footsteps, and then he wants to become a warrior, and then he goes and does a bunch of training with his dad's old buddy. They originally don't like each other. Now they do. And then they have to go on an extremely dangerous mission that involves flying at high speed and low altitude through a canyon as opposed to a trench on a Death Star.

And then they have to take a sharp aerial turn. And in Star Wars, they have to hit a vent on this weapon of mass destruction that's approximately two meters wide. Whereas... Good to see that space warriors are still using the metric system, by the way. Top Gun's totally different because he had to hit a vent on a

uranium refining facility that was three meters. So he had it way easier. And then right before they're about to go into the mission luke and rooster can both hear the voice of their still alive person whisper in their head one says use the force and the other says don't think about it which are roughly the same fucking thing and then yeah it was a huge six oh wait no because then they have to hit it twice in the movie and for some reason the first person fucked up and missed it

And then they both elect did not use aiming gear in Star Wars he puts his aimer to the side and just trusts his feelings and For rooster the laser targeting system breaks, and he just has to fucking swag it We just fuck a scientific wild-ass gas and he just drains the three and blows up this weapon of mass destruction It is the same fucking movie. Yeah, because I forgot he just used the force to do it. Yeah, oh Man, yeah spoiler That's all actively If luck put the put the spoiler alert thing on the bottom now, yeah

Star flashing really big on the screen it's like man it's already been ruined but yeah to a fucking t that is it was alarming that makes a lot of sense like so and then the other part that killed me was uh they they both get shot or they get shot down or whatever but then they find the f-14 the f-14 tomcat is like one of the few only planes that can change its wing pattern mid-flight just like the x-wing oh my god yeah yep fuck me no the thing that got me is it's like a shot for not only yes you're entirely correct in your assessment uh it's a shot for shot-shot recreation of the first movie. Yeah.

Because I watched it an hour before I watched Top Gun 2. And it is the exact two-way point where I'm like, oh, I see what they're doing here. This is almost the same dialogue. It's almost like a soft reboot. And now I want to go back and watch the first Top Gun and think, is this Star Wars 2? So, part that blew me away is, you know the beginning scene when he's doing the experimental, like basically the SR-72.

Oh, yeah. The Dark Star. And like he just like, you know, it rips apart. And, you know, like something like that actually happened. What? An SR-71. Like that's semi based off of a real event because an SR-71 pilot was going like two thousand some odd miles an hour and he's like i just felt the aircraft breaking apart around me and he's like next thing i

remember feeling was like i was floating and he's like i thought i was dead and then he's like and then my parachute opened and my like like my heart hit my butthole like he survived that fucking stop your book You're just like It just squirts out the bottom you just like it rolled out like a human Blood blistered oh your feet I'm trying to think of like a parachute that could be designed to stop you from that speed and not kill you instantly. Well, so like, I mean, he would, like, I'm assuming he was decelerating for a while

because he, like, that plane's very high altitude. So like, he was... What's crazy is you guys... What's fucked up is that you're kind of like insinuating like, oh, well, there's not that much wind drag because there wasn't that much fucking air up top. Fuck. That's a scary thought like in my head that's worse well that's like the dude the parachute the guy that jumped out of the nas red bull guy yeah red bull guy that jumped out

above the earth's atmosphere jumped in bodies falling you hit terminal velocity like 260 270 miles an hour i think right i think it's less than that maybe 180 i think it's 158 that's the number that sticks out i could be wrong uh yeah i can't remember it's like 150 to 250 see what that is on skydiving when you're like human terminal velocity you know if we made a flame retardant squirrel we could drop it from any height then it'd be fine squirrels are one of the only animals his terminal velocity won't kill them. Really? They're so light, you can drop them,

literally, as long as they wouldn't burn up on the atmosphere, they'd be fine. We'll just wrap it in aluminum foil. That's what I'm saying. A skydiver with arms and legs stretched out has a terminal velocity of 125 miles an hour. What if they're shorter? Not stretched out. Or, like, stretched out like this?

Or tucked in? Yeah, like a needle. Would Clint be the same stable belly to earth position terminal velocity of human bodies about 200 kilometers an hour 120 miles per hour okay so that's not that's not tracking so okay gotcha i don't think it'll be that much different if you like go this like it's not gonna be like 300 it is a when you track and when you track the amount of speed you pick up is fucking ridiculous because i like brandon you're like free falling like this the second i go like this and put my hand and stretch my legs out

you just go you can feel and hear the wind suddenly go like like your body fucking takes off and you see earth just like shooting behind you now it is a fucking weird feeling you're like and i'm cool and i'm cool go like this and you're like did i hit it and it's like your body we're talking about like where there's not that much wind resistance because you're talking about fighting the air finding and shooting downward right but like where there's like you're basically doing it from fucking orbit you're talking about 9.8 meters per second squared like constant well so from orbit what was crazy is that guy uh there's no air yeah so it's very little so homeboy was uh i think he hit a maximum speed of 850 miles an hour god damn so he went from and now he almost

got in a rotation he fixed it thankfully because he started spinning he got it corrected and they're like the centripetal force could rip your arms off and that's why he's like holy shit And they're like you're falling at 800 miles an hour right now, and he's like And then finally he hurt hit atmosphere winter like actually hit the force of air and everything and then he slowed down to human He's probably the only person who has ever gone 800 miles an hour without a vehicle and survived Yeah, that's in all of human history. It was crazy because they didn't expect well, they probably did, but it was like he was like, I'm going to

you can hear it on his voice. He's like, correct, correct. He's like, I started to black out. And if you black out, it's like and then dead. Spaghettified into a fucking Red Bull would have pulled all their sponsorship. They would have completely renounced the project. the project does not give you wings

gives you death i was like what the fuck fuck that shit how red bull will yeet you out of a fucking space shuttle fucking kill you i meant to ask you how did uh how'd that work with clint trial and uh jonathan blank like when they jump is it do they if you guys don't know that know them they they don't have legs they got they got blown up but they went skydiving with you guys yeah so clint and jonathan johnson's been more uh clint this was his first time back yeah he did the tunnel and that was his biggest fear because your legs are your driving force for like tracking or a lot of like hey i need to go forward i need to go backwards so is your arms but that's your real driving force is your legs hey i need to go this way quick fucking straighten them legs out you

fucking go forward you need to go backwards pull your legs back go backwards and that was his biggest fear but he flew super easy clint and um jonathan they both uh got it really quick he was like surprisingly it didn't make a big quick he was like surprisingly didn't make a big difference he was like going forward's a little bit different because i have to use my upper body and i called the cheating i was like you don't even you don't fucking half of you's missing bro there's a cheat code what's that terminal velocity smart guy i don't fucking smart guy i was using fucking google you said something something square velocity skydiver no late. There's no second square. This is gravity like yeah You're an electrician you should know that

Yeah, because that's moving electro. Yes. I don't know what you think I do for living. It's just like somebody's like That's my fridge. I don't I don't think a lot of Passions on top of like the huge ass power poles, so I they would know how fast those aren't electricians those are linemen There's a difference. I learned something today. Thank you, and you learned the speed of gravity I didn't hear what you said which now I know if I fall off a building I can like correct my error like I can like get stable position before I kill my You get to pick which car you And that's all I think about now. It's like, oh, if I fell for a bill, I'd be like, okay, good. Stabilize. You get to pick which car you want to marry.

I always hated that. I always hated that fucking guy. I would track. Yeah, exactly. It's like, where do I... Is that Mustang a V6 or a V8? I wondered quietly to myself. Who do I get to make my decision?

Oh, look, a community pool. Just fucking die! Holy shit! The biggest cannonball ever! Holy shit, is that the former prime minister of Japan? You see someone you don't like, you just missile into them. Just track as hard

as possible into them. Like, fuck them today. You are a human bonsai bomber. Just play a joke on my friend Cody's walking out to his truck. His Raptor just smashed on his Raptor. It's like, what the fuck happened? Got Eli all over me! And not in the way I like!

Funny prank, Eli. There goes classic Eli again. Classic Eli! He actually showed up. Oh! The one time he- Always early or late, never on time. Top golf, that's what I'm gonna do.

The next jump cut is at like one of those car wash places. Just try to wash Eli off your fucking Raptor. Say bye to Eli. He's dead. Yeah, he's dead. Welcome. But I was going to say the SR-71. I didn't know that was built.

It's loose metals? Yeah. what's so the matter metal tolerances on it are loose because it has so much friction going over it at its like speeds the metal expands enough that it's enough to make a difference so they put it together loosely and it expands to be tight mid-flight so it it leaks like a motherfucker because of it. It leaks everything. That's what they were saying. Everything leaks. You know what it's made out of, right? Titanium.

We had a very long conversation about this yesterday. It's made out of titanium, but when they designed it and when they made it, the only place to get refined titanium was from the soviet union and they weren't about to sell it to america during the 70s for you know reasons and so the cia opened up a bunch of different dummy corporations like out of the caribbean and like south america and they just ordered small amounts of titanium from russia at a time

and they ended up getting enough to build this fucking plane and then they actually had to figure out how to machine titanium yeah so titanium uh is not like other metals that you work with like if you're machining it like on a lathe mill cnc whatever like you could do that with aluminum steel you know whatever the fuck softer metals well not just that but titanium also work hardens so like when you're hardening metals later in a heat-treating process Like it you'd make the the Rockwell hardness like you know harder So loss yes like really really hard to work with but you machine it in a less hard state Titanium when you machine it actually heats up and begins to heat treat itself as you're running it

So it becomes like you can machine in the beginning and it'll work hard and break your carbide bits or whatever the fuck so it is actually hard this is like an actual skill you have to learn how to machine the metal that's crazy so they had to learn so they so they learned it they built it and then everybody that like they brought in like the best machinists in america to figure the shit out and they did and they made the plane and they're like cool never fucking talk about this ever again and i made it i made a video on the sr71 and like somebody got a hold of me he's like my dad what like did the original machining on the prototypes of the sr71 and he's like the u.s government called my dad up and brought him out of retirement when he was like in his mid to late 80s because they were like how the fuck did you do

this because we we torched all the like there's no instructionals there's no how you did it we got rid of all of it because it was a secret project so they had to bring this guy to retirement in his 80s paid him a shit ton of money and taught him how to do it he actually had enough to build his own sr71 after that they paid him so much oh that's terrifying a 90 year old with an sr71 just yeah you're talking it's okay i think and I don't understand why the Chinese use sporks and spoons for a flight. The accidental

Beijing 9-11 at fucking hypersonic speed. Jesus Christ. That's the only way I could see Building 7 going down, frankly. Have you seen flashbacks of fighting in the war? He's like, hey, it's your turn now.

Oh, fuck. It's your turn. Yeah, that war we had with China that one time. China fucking we were talking about. We were talking about the. Cody's history. Okay, never mind. Our Cody history.

Sorry, I couldn't pass it up. We were talking about Japan first, and then he said Beijing. I was just going back to the Pacific. Okay, fuck all of you. Sick of fish. Fish. I'm going to start drinking. He's like, I don't like it.

Oh, what's worse is that we've discovered that Cody's a time traveler. He's like, yeah, I remember that war we had with China. Wait, what's worse is that we've discovered that Cody's a time traveler. He's like, yeah, I remember that war we had with China. Wait, what year is it? It's 22. Okay, maybe you guys weren't ready for that one, but your kids are going to love it. John's a hero. I just like, it's like, let's drink today.

Baddie's gone. We'll just use his fucking house i got the key let's have one more time you guys good for this time yeah of course okay sure i was fucking blast i wasn't what a burger at three in the morning no no who was i don't know how you guys woke up i was like man they're going to bed i probably woke up before you still yo 100 you woke up for me fuck what time do you get up seven? Fuck I get up at 7 period like that's a constant the circumstances around it Don't matter dude that was like four hours after you get like rolled out like a fucking gunshot victim at a ER hashtag math How did you wake up in time, what do you mean? You're a morning person. I'm, yeah.

Oh, you're not going to get along with us. I've noticed. I got up at eight. For real? Well, you had tea and missionary last night. Yeah, I know. Hard, hard missionary. I fell asleep with the goddamn light on and woke up at fucking seven to turn it off.

Dude, that's my, I do, I will get pissed if I wake up and there's light on and woke up in fucking seven to turn it off. That's my what I do I will get pissed if I wake up and there's light on I was like Fuck that's the Sun That's why I have blackout blinds. Yep best investment that's saying you can set a merch plug For the day after unsub episode. Everyone watches this drunk apparently or at work. Or both. Fuck it. One or the other.

That's what I used to do when I was a cop, you know? So you wake up. What time did you go to bed last night? What is this new Cody life? Yeah, what is it? Boring, dude. I went to bed at like midnight. I woke up at eight.

Drink coffee. Yeah. You work out yet? Not yet. Let's work out today, Cody. I'm just bored, man. Give me your sidearm. I thought I wanted to put myself when I was drinking.

Now it's worse. How long until he starts doing ads for AARP? If you're a hash bin like me, you need to shine up. AARP. Heather's fallen and can't get up. Life alert. Really wrecked your world with all that missionary. Held that bitch's hand so good

I beat her up unrelated to the sex unrelated nothing's harder on the new world than missionary turns out she messed up my dinner being a cop being a cop I just never beat my wife

or girlfriend because I was drinking the whole time. Now that I'm sober, I do it a lot. 60%. Oh, no. That was when I was drinking. I was hitting her. Old habits die hard. That one segment

is going to be cut out. It's like Twitter. We don't know anybody that would want to use that clip. It's gonna be a charity stream. Inside jokes, am I right? Oh no Hey, thank you for checking out UnsubscribeBass Way better at closing this out That's it for other- What are we gonna do for 69? Get AC.

I was gonna say stick each other's cocks in our mouth. I'll do that, but I'm not shaving. Alright, fuck the AC. Nine, get it? Sex number? You don't want AC? Like the whole work dick thing? The work dick?

Fuck it all. Seasoned. All the secret 11 herbs and spices. Very vinegary. How's your opening, Flock? Lanterns salted nuts.