Unsubscribe Podcast - 67 - TwitchConivitis

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

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Nailed it. Nailed it. Teamwork. I'm drinking, so I'm going to talk today. He's back! But I'm here, so you're not. It's a give and take. It's a give and take.

Yeah, I know. It's the worst. Hey, guys! Welcome! I wasn't here last time. I know. You had to fly out, and then chaos unfolded. Then I had a migraine for like a month. I know

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I'm living so hard right now, guys. I'm on the verge of just forever living. What are you buying, Batty? What? Carbonation. I'm so stoked. Fuck you allation i'm so stoked fuck you all i'm so stoked oh bad i left you love on the last thing me and cody we were like let's leave i refuse to watch that last episode but we put in the comment section we left a nice oh did you yeah yeah i didn't i literally i've seen the shorts in the first like the intro to it because I had actually like go through and update shit on it But I refuse to watch that

Man baddie episode 66 never watched it. You can't put that on me. I wasn't even there We get our studio can we set up a green screen that looks like this for the first episode? And then we just stare at it. We walk off with it. It's a joke. It's a prank, bro. That's a fun idea. And it's not far from here.

Nice. The new place. Are we getting it? Tomorrow I walk in to do a walkthrough. They like that we're paying half up. I was like, we'll just pay half rent if that helps. They're like, what you can do? I was like we'll just pay half rent if that helps like what you can do i was like yeah if it's secure i know everyone else is stupid about rental right now and they're like oh yeah i mean okay let's figure something out then guys i'll go with you tomorrow okay perfect yeah yeah i'll be around probably just us three together it'll be

wonderful i'm fucking down for that it It was just finding the place. It was just like, stop asking about a studio. It's got air conditioning. It's actually got a job. Kind of cold right now. Okay. It feels nice. And it's a little chilly in this room right now.

You know why? It's been overcast. It's been raining. There's a nice layer of water. The fan right there really just like, I know my balls can feel it. Just a nice. Oh no, that's, that's me. That's, that's bad. That's cause we don't wear pants on the podcast

That'd be hilarious Oh god, they don't hot in here guys No, we had like the twitch con you got a video game Super excited. I know you're gonna I think you might like this. I don't know maybe maybe but the twitch con do we just go like You jump right into that boy there. I know that was the one like they ruined it. No I didn't They that is the most annoying thing. I don't give a fuck. It's so I don't give a shit It's two hours of your day. I don't give a fuck. That doesn't bother me. You know what bothers me about this? Troy doesn't know what's going on.

It's yours. It's going to be the same thing. It is just the fucking, like, what people do people. And then it's one side they were literally bitching. It's like, don't go. And then our side happened. It was like, okay, we're just not going to go. And we all just like

peace the fuck out what had happened what happened so um gingivitis was uh announced for san diego late middle early october some ship and originally there was no uh real guidelines they're like hey just show up because they were following like the state's band-aid, California's guidelines for gingivitis And no mass no proof of X yeah, and then everybody on the old streamer Twitter through a fit about massive Started petitions yep, and twitch ended up folding and changing so you had to have a negative test a negative test or either negative death or a vax card or Or and you had to wear a mask during it.

Yeah. And everyone rejoiced and old boy, old boy did shit ensue on the old Twitter verse. Twitter versus is so fantastic. And boy, you know, I, I don't give a fuck.

That shit doesn't bother me. I know it irks y'all. I don't give a fuck, but what bothers the fuck out of me? Oh my God, all the amount of creators that were like, oh, thank God I wasn't going to go without masks. How we, you know, vax cards, all the, we're going to wear masks. We have to wear, how dare you not wear a mask? Every one of these motherfuckers, I was just at a convention with an Austin RTX.

I was just at a convention with every one of them, which by the way, RTX was dead. We talked about it here. There was 300 fucking people on the floor, maybe. At the most. There was no groups, no crowds. Nobody was near you. Had to wear a mask, whatever. After parties.

We're talking the most packed, shoulder to shoulder. I'm watching people take photos, smushing their faces together. The exact same, not a single motherfucker Not a single one of these creators was wearing a mask was worried about that scouts And this was open to the public by the way this wasn't like an exclusive industry after party This was just downtown fucking Austin and the hypocrisy the the fucking oh my god That shit you want to talk about fucking anger

I I was just like I'm gonna start calling out motherfuckers because I'm just watching every single one of these creators. How dare you not want to wear a mask at a convention? And then you're gonna go suck face with random fucking idiots. Hey, bro. Dude, take a sip of my drink. Straight up, man. It's fucking delicious, bro. What is it called?

I literally had to look up the phrase because I couldn't remember what the fuck it was called. Gingervitus. No, not gingervitus. I literally had to look up the phrase because I couldn't remember what the fuck it was called. Gingivitis. No, not gingivitis. It is, it's virtue signaling. Oh, virtue signaling. Yeah, that is Twitter. It just, it's insane that you can. I don't even care wearing them.

Like, it's not that big of a deal. It's annoying as fuck. And I'd rather go to a convention where you don't have to wear a mask. And there's not those dudes following me around like mask, mask, like doing that the whole time. I just want to enjoy myself and be a fucking nerd. It was the fact that Twitch folded to like a couple people that probably aren't even going to be there. That was the lamest part to me. It's hard.

Like, it's not hard in my, I i'm like the virtual singing is just out of this fucking world at this point that's like social media in general is so bad like all of that's where i have my issue i'm like what the fuck's going on like right now you get a big freak out right now is because uh prey did you guys watch prey by the way the new predator very i loved it that's pretty cool dope as shit great movie no one's allowed to cosplay that girl because that's fucking offensive. And I was, my biggest thing is I would be a dude. That is one thing.

There is Twitter and everything. It is. If you're not native American, you better not. And now there are, if you're not part of that tribe, the Comanche tribe, then you better not fucking do it either.

And I was like, well, like if I have Mexicans dressed up as like mexicans or white people dressed up as if you guys did that or random people i was like this is dope and i was like that's mad white people though that's not even like i know americans that's the crazy thing it's like white people are the worst people on the planet the worst man white people neck beards and people with purple hair they're just like i'm trying to think it's my hair been purple blue i'm mad green i don't think it's been purple yet imagine being in a movie that people are like

they love prey prey i would thought it was probably the second best predator movie and then up there absolutely it's up there you're an actress and you're like dope and then people don't want to cosplay you because they were afraid to get in trouble for cosplaying you i'd be pissed as shit i'd be like we're like please cosplay me that's cool i would be so excited about that it's like yo this is dope and then people are doing that as a representation like yo fucking love the movie fucking dope i think predators get pissed predators don't get pissed prayers don't get that new predator though we can't really think but that bone mask uh it was dope it was like combined with their technology

yeah it was fucking new predator movie it's called prey go watch it it's on hulu for free right now it's fucking good it slaps is that an actual hulu movie was that ever in theaters no it's never straight to hulu. Gee, geez. That was crazy. That was a very surprising original. Everyone went in with low expectation because they thought it was going to be a woke movie. I thought it was. Yeah, dumb shit.

I thought the pilgrims were going to be breaking bread at the table and then Predator was going to come in and be like, colonizers, and just kill them all. But no, it was pretty cool. They killed the French who are surrender monkeys anyway, so no one cares. Dude, they were. And it was pretty cool. They killed the French who are, you know, surrender monkeys anyway, so no one cares. Dude, they were. And, man, it is brutal. Like, it is an R movie. And it goes hard.

Some motherfuckers die. And it follows the old Predator line. It's not like, oh, like, random story or like. Like all the crazy shit. Alien versus Predator insanity. Super Predator trying to get an autistic kid to Evolutionize him my kid can't even stop the cat from making chicken nuggets. He's not the next line of predator can affirm you that Yeah, baby a flag your son, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, There's way too many firearms in this house Like yeah it's a loud sound he'll drop it after the first shot It's good One of us

One of us Mike He's like oh Come to the pet duel But I mean like as a movie Fantastic cosplay that shit I was like that is the dumbest shit Period and that's that new I guess age of I don't have fucking twitter and

reddit that's what twitter and reddit is that's yeah i haven't been on reddit in a minute is reddit still as bad i mean the only time i've ever gone for our subreddit is reddit as bad as it used to like is it worse now than oh yeah it's it's just as bad as the cesspool yeah you are subreddit our subreddit is the worst and best our dude our, our subreddit, the art. Thank you guys so much for the art so much. In our group chat, we're just constantly sending each other the art. Yo, if you guys do fucking cool art, though, and you post it on the subreddit, you see it. We love you guys. Some of it we hate.

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I didn't talk to a couple of them. And you're like, holy shit, everyone's just baller. Everyone's a badass. The Offender's Art kills me. Oh my god Because it's gonna be cream of the crop I'm uncomfortable But yeah long story short Fucking Twitter virtue signaling is stupid And the hypocrisy of people Is astounding

Virtue signaling in general is just like The worst thing you can do Hey give me attention for this thing that Is popular right now whether it's good or bad Give me attention I'll be hateful about it no matter how you You approach this and you're like And then when it comes time for me to do the thing and I'm virtually singling I'm gonna just drink and pretend I didn't ever say that yeah

fuck you never done that before damn man want to go to the after party bang each Yeah Monkey parks Dude like even worse. It was like Cree like people who run the conventions like them screaming how important it is to be safe and all the shit and then The the people who run the convention like the people who created it Literally fucking doing the same exact shit oh and random question this is a good one batty do you think the if you were partnered you should have had to pay for a ticket yeah okay yeah it's cheaper though it's just it's a lot cheaper it is but they haven't done free passes since like 2016 or 2015.

It's been a long time. That was the one I was like, oh, I'd understand that. There's also over 30,000 partners now. That is the difference. It was like, there's a lot. There used to be a lot less partners. It used to be way less, way, way less. I was like, oh, that one could kind of make sense.

If they're like, I can see if there wasn't so many partners or if there was like a tiered system for partners because that's been one thing the top like 10 20 they've talked about that before whether there might be a change in the partner program where there is you have affiliates partners and something more or affiliates something in the middle and then partners because the gap between being like a twitch affiliate and being a twitch partner is fucking huge massive like anybody can fucking be an affiliate if you just stream five days for a week in one month like have your really your family member your dad open it open your stream on your phone and then text one person you know and be like hey just open this tab and then mute it don't even watch my

stream doesn't fucking matter and you can be an affiliate and then the jump to be a partner which is supposed to be 75 concurrent viewers which technically is usually a hundred plus yeah like for me it was 160 150 by the time i got it and solid 130 or 140 exactly yeah i had to apply like six times yeah i got on my six try 2017 18. i had to apply so many times and, and back in that time and before I was a partner, it was used to have to have 500 in current. Yep. It's crazy. That's insane.

Like that's like my boy Deadly Slob. He's huge on Twitch. Awesome Tarkov, DayZ, survival guy. Those Tarkov videos are good. They're so good. And he, when he applied, like talking about his numbers, like that dude, it's insane. Like the difference between old Twitch and what Twitch is now. but there's also millions and millions and millions of broadcasters versus

he's all hundreds of thousands ton fuck ton of broadcasters now yeah everybody going home the gingivitis just caused twitch to explode in such a way like how so like they need to i'm sure they're still trying to figure out how to accommodate the amount of growth the amount of video no you guys can continue talking i just wanted to read one thing that's gonna make you guys laugh yeah oh no but just walk by with a chicken nugget i don't know did he really they're both stealing from him now. One just walked by with a milkshake. And my son's tablet. My cats are bullying Eli's son. Oh, no.

I'm like, fuck this kid. I'm like, no. But, yeah, that's... I got a lot of hate. I did call Twitch a bunch of pussies. He did. Okay, that happened. Because I think they're being a bunch of pussies but he did okay that happened because

i think they're being a bunch of pussies but that i'm not speaking for baddie okay i am yeah but um nah that the uh the phase clan is throwing something and they hit it at the right time within like 20 minutes of the announcement they were like we're throwing our own shit we already spent three hundred thousand dollars on it nick mercs put that up and i was like all right cool fucking hard you know we got plane tickets let's just fucking go to his event that's why i was like oh yeah we can just make the best of that and then still a weekend trip where all the fucking people are together all the group will be there hanging out having fun yeah we might do a podcast out there which we won't no we won't we'll say we will we will say yeah we're going to we get IVs. We're going to

IRS More of you now watching Hope you have a level four play My favorite TikTok video ever do you see it's like the is that is that illegal? Yo, is that a pistol or a rifle? It's like you got a level four plates? Nevermind! Oh my god, what a wonderful Dude the internet's on fire. Dude that fucking the ATF agent that was walking up to the one dude who called the cops on the ATF agent Because the guy was like hey, I need to see your guns. He's like, okay, just walk back inside He had a sidearm. He's like hey, there's a dude outside. I want to see my guns and he has a gun He's trying to get in my house

I'm an agent. I will not start fighting and start tasing I need my medicine. Like, it switches. My wife's pregnant. It's like, bitch, what are you talking about? Your wife's pregnant? I have a condition. You're an ATF agent, bro.

I was curious. Or was he just like, I am an ATF agent. Like, it would have been that simple. It was like, check his credentials. Dude, I just like the escalation. Everyone was like, ugh. They all just started screeching at each other. It's like, good job, boys.

You did it. Solve another one. Meanwhile, somebody's inside burying their guns. I know that guy's like, and I'm going to throw these up

real quick. I'm going to go put these in the ATF agent's car. He's been stealing guns. Take these braces off real quick. They're searchingF agent's car. He's been stealing guns. Take these braces off real quick. I remember when they were searching the guy's car. Yeah, he's got plates and guns in his car. I'm like, oh, you're in trouble.

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A new podcast. A new podcast that is honest, raw, relatable with an aim to empower people to unsubscribe from negativity and resubscribe to patterns of behavior. There's a way a new one. It's ours. Yeah, it's pretty much. I was like, what is this? Let me see the logo for him Is it I want to see if it's the the original one that I saw way back what? It's two girls. Oh, no, that is that is a different one. There's another one. Yeah, there was I know there was another one, huh?

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why are we getting why are we in reviews wait what's the other one about I'm trying to I don't know how to find like info on stuff it just says society and culture experience unsubscribed in a new audio format. What's new about being on fucking Spotify?

Hold on. Hold on. They talk about cum. Church UK. Church? I'm excited now. Hold on. We're learning.

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bully those people leave a little bullying Jesus man God damn it he's just like wear your mask and fuck Jesus. I wonder if they accidentally get our guests going. They're like, man, everyone talks about this unsubscribed podcast. I just saw another one.

Is there another one? How many unsubscribers are there? There's this one too. Look at these guys. They're just rimming off the office. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, they haven't posted since 2018.

Their last episode was called mrs chompers oh jesus could be us we gotta name something mrs chompers we just start stealing their content i can't wait for episode. We drop another. Got the episode title, Mrs. Chompers. Oh, no, man. Joy Crooks will be the next episode. This is just named after people. Oh, yeah. We don't like those people.

Joy Chompers is a real fucking person. That makes me think of salad fingers or something. I was going to say salad fingers. Cupid Cumbadil. Cupid Cumberdale. Cupid Cumberdale. I hate it. Rusty Spade. I keep getting ads on, I don't know if it's TikTok or Instagram, about the glove.

It's like a glove you wear, and it's elongated fingers that are connected to your. You got the glove. Yeah, the joints. And you look like you're wearing salad fingers. I don't like it. Extra long joints. It's terrifying. I hate it.

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It wasn't fucking me, buddy. Jesus. Dumpy, you're fat as shit. She's a thick, little thick cat. She's a dump dump. We were comparing cheese and dumpy last night because cheese is funny. JT sent me a text. He's like, why is cheese shaped shaped like grimace like mcdonald's it's like it's a giant pear literal pear shape and i was like i just took a photo of my cat like that she's

also thick as hell we got some thick pussy yeah fuck yeah bro man you guys like video games oh yeah I want to talk about new video game that came out actually you get this super crazy I didn't expect it didn't know it was just kind of a random thing it's called Digimon world survive wait is that the Pokemon mix no nevermind Digimon did you just ask me if that's what Pokemon what I said Digimon No there was a Digimon and Pokemon People are starting to They said if those two games mix it would be perfect Because it's an open world

That one's not open world The creator of Digimon Yu-Gi-Oh So Digimon Survive I was just like man I was talking about Digimon World Like the old school PlayStation games. And I was like, fuck that.

These games were amazing. There hasn't been one like it since. And then no joke. It was like, oh yeah, tomorrow, the new Digimon world, the first Digimon world game in fucking eight years or whatever it comes out.

And it's called Digimon world survive. And I'm only a little bit into it now. I'm a couple hours into it, but it's like a graph, like straight up half the intro of the game is just anime Like they look at it put anime into the into the game Yeah, DJ man digital monster Yeah

But it's kind of like a graphic novel sized style game mixed with like Final Fantasy tactics Tactics I put 2,000 hours in a fun fantasy tactics for the boy advance It's literally five of us he tactics with digi triangle strategy. Have you heard of it? What are you doing with your hands? I was my son. I've been way to hanging out way too much I'm adopting his personality. You guys kicks are showing up. Did you show Betty the new shirt? Yeah, no, no, no. Oh my God.

It's the God hands touching. I know, I know. It's beautiful. I love it. Spooks did such a good job on that. No shop bunker makes it. If it all goes for charity. Can we do that? Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, that's why that's what it's for

Shit That is also what I am but It's like all of it goes to charity. Sorry Cody, I gotta vote with Eli. Fuck. Twitch is still pussy. Fuck Twitch. Fuck Twitch. Bitches. Fuck you pussies here. Not capitalizing on autism.

That's capitalism. You know how much money we can be rolling in with that shirt? It's true. Always sell the... Man, why am I sweating? Am I here? Just bleep it. Just bleep that part.

No one ever has to know that was said. When I'm running for Congress in 20 years, no one needs to know that. You think there's going to be a Congress in 20 years? None of us can do that. I have level 4 plates. Oh, God, dude. All the watch lists.

Digimon, survive! Digimon, Digimon! Go back to yours. The whole intro to the game is like pseudo-horror themed on top of everything. Wait, what? It's spooky. IGN is like, it's a six, but Steam's like, it's a nine out of ten. And then people are loving the game. People are absolutely loving it.

It's been sold out everywhere because nobody can get digital copies of it. Nobody expected it to blow up, and all of a sudden it's like... Wait, you nobody can get digital copies of it. Nobody expected it to blow up, and all of a sudden it's like... Wait, you can't get digital copies? Sorry, physical copies. I was going to say, but there's numbers. It's not real. They ran out of digital numbers?

We're running out of internet? NFT's like, we're gone. We're fucking out of here. I just explained NFTs to everybody who don't understand. We're running out of digital copies. Yeah, exactly. Fucking NFT bullshit. This is weird because IGN, apparently they didn't pay IGN because they didn't understand him. We're running out of deep digital copies. Yeah, exactly. Fucking NFT bullshit. This is weird because IGN,

apparently they didn't pay IGN because they didn't like it. Pocket Tactics, Metacritic, they were like, yo, dope. Steam's like, yo, dope. Yep. Yeah, it's good. I'm telling you,

if you're going to watch a 10-minute anime with the intro, it's not like you're clicking through a cutscene. It's literally just anime that leads you into the game. And then throughout the rest of the game game so far the intro at least it's it's just like you're playing like uh i i can't remember like a a graphic novel with final final fantasy tactics dropped into it man dude i haven't had like a over a hundred different digimon in the game not a ton

compared to the last few still but there's only like eight of like the starter ones or ten of the starter ones which are the ones everybody recognizes because they did evolve into higher forms and all that crazy shit but so them them because i know in final fantasy tactics one of my favorite things about is if you train a certain skill or a weapon long enough you become a different class and you could make some train so the game has morality in it as well there's like a morality scale so there's like I remember the three but it's like there's three different it's like fury calm and like

smarts or what the fuck ever and the more you make choices based on those decisions the more it affects your Digimon as well which all have stats straight up like Final Fantasy tactics like special attack attack defense special defense speed And they'll grow in different rates and depending on those stats. They will did you often did different things? So you know like you have like tanks or like straight up some pokemon are better at utility better Digimon fuck. Yeah, right now. I'm doing the Pokemon thing thanks Eli you're a piece of shit Digimon have different like just they're better at other things and even more so the way you acquire new Digimon is when you're fighting

them you if you get them low enough you can choose to talk to them because Digimon can talk and then you have to go through like a skill quiz based on the Digimon's personality to try to get it to befriend you and it'll join your team.

It's just how we became friends. We beat the fuck out of each other. Do you like alcohol? I really like it. We're just laying there bloody and dead. Friendship has formed. Our mangled corpses fly out. And we touch tips. now we have a podcast

Our bodies float up All our peepees touch If you as a grown man Saying peepee It's the weirdest fucking thing on this planet It's way weirder in the bedroom It's like pud grab that fucking pud baby how's my fat how's my fat pud i've only heard pud in like 14 years exactly it was on an adam pud an adam sandler cd i'm not

gonna take credit for this joke called Stan and Judy's Kid from back in 2004. He's got three different skits on there where he's like, yeah, baby, touch my pud. Could you stop calling it that? No, suck that pud. Please just don't call it that. I listened to that when I was 13.

Is your balls like putty? No, it's your dick. Your dick is your pud? I thought maybe pussy was pud. I don't know what you're Yeah Maybe pussy was pud I haven't heard the word pud in a while. That's usually what it was called back in like Adam Sandler time That CD so fucking good man used to make comedy CDs see how to make comedy CDs man the fucking goat Hey, it's the goat. Give you pastor. No my owner's gonna beat the shit out of me man I heard the come on really you know

Sandler one yeah, you know funny voices and this shit like people just listen to those because we didn't have streaming services back then It was weird. Holy shit. I know a lot of our comedy CDs, dude Just like different musicians would be like Bo Bo Burnham back in forever ago. Bo Burnham fucking... Just listen to him literally on the drive to Dallas. Have you heard From the Eyes of God? He does. Or From the Perspective of God.

Have you heard that one by Bo Burnham? I have to look that one up. He starts it off and he's like, I'm not trying to sound conceited or anything. This song is called From the Perspective of God. And he like, it's so funny. It changes his personality. It's so good, dude.

That's one of my favorite songs, or one of my favorite things that he's done. One of my favorite media acts. God. I love that stuff. Oh, Triangle Strategy. It's on the Nintendo Switch. It's about a 30-hour playthrough max. Pretty sure.

The game's called Triangle triangle strategy it's a final fantasy tactics it's wait it is final fantasy no it's exactly like it so it's the same uh fighting process other than i will say they did not explain one thing in the fucking game which was how to level up other than during the battles tactics you remember you beat the shit out of your your own teammates to level up yeah you'd surround a guy to steal something everyone remembers that's like you'd steal you'd steal different things and you could learn different still from bosses and fantasy good material yeah so and that's how you got the good shit is bosses you would surround the boss and just steal like fuck yeah sleep steal steal steal steal steal and strategy is the same basis of you can't

hit each other though so i was like how the fuck do you level up because i started going further in the game i was like it's like you should be level 12 i'm like my guys are level seven this is not good right now and i just begin like punch i'd win the battle all my guys are almost dead i'd be like what the fuck and then it's like Oh just go to battle encampment and do all the little There's just you just get to do Your own battles Like training camps Yeah and you just go through the training camps

And you build up your characters and then you can progress In the game I was like Digimon Survive has a training thing that's how you When it's not boss fights when you're actually Trying to recruit New Digimon to your team you just Train with because you're training against random recruit new digiwanda your team you just train with because you're training it's random shit and it's so much fun i love final fantasy tax is one of my favorite

ones so finding that one and then it's like 30 bucks and it's fucking good read the reviews everyone's like yo if you like tactics this game looks amazing the story is really fucking good haven't beat it yet right at the end haven't played through a game in a long time. I was like, oh, this is actually good. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and water to drink. And, of course, you can rest assured that with Public Mobile's 5G subscription phone plans, you'll pay the same thing every month.

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It's Gaia. Can I show you the trailer real quick? Please do. I would love to. It was one of those. By the way, Switch, Xbox,

PlayStation, and Steam. What should I get it on though? I got it on Switch so I can play in bed, but I also have it on Steam in case I want to do a playthrough on Twitch. Oh, nice.

It's actually like, it's fun. Did you get the fucking uh the twitch remotes do you have the um the steam deck no or sorry the switch remotes that are the bigger ones oh no i just have a regular switch okay okay okay this guy uh the west old thing but it's like explains just how fucking it's just a ridiculous i haven't played it yet but i've been wanting to play it based off of this right here did it just is this newber it's six years old the first one is okay okay this guy is yeah apparently it's ridiculous okay i'm gonna add that to my list of things i need to try out

the hori controls for the switch The most comfortable fucking controls it turns your switch into you know usually you have the stupid joy-con shit Yeah, gets rid of that shit shit. Oh, I just got my Steam Deck. Oh, I seen that Yeah, I got one. I ordered it a year and a half ago $38 I think these guys Yes, bro game changer like I need to get some and they make Pokemon ones to Betty. I don't care Yeah, did you on did you man? No? I care did you pokes streamed? How is the steam deck? I? Gave it a John oh, oh, so it's broken

It's he sold it yeah for fucking robux still by he still has an addiction. He's hiding from you No, I mean, it's it's just a PC on a little little guy I'm getting the Pokemon ones that we can play a lot of cool stuff on it. Oh, you're getting Gold peak Pikachu. Yeah, it's really good. They did it really I have the Mega Man one which looks dope as shit it's like 8-bit Mega Man and Game changer though those make it like i feel like i'm actually using a controller not that stupid fucking controls on the switch i'm like oh this is nice yeah like bring them in absolutely that's why that best purchase i've done best purchase i've

fucking done i seen that my brother got the mega moments he's like have you tried these i was like horry horry is who i use for all their fight sticks they make real high quality shit so I was like how much I was like 40 bucks bye got him I was like oh Jay thank you for recommending me these things I'm actually, very, very slowly going through the new Zelda. There's a new Zelda. Well, not the newer one. Breath of the Wild. Yeah. Breath of the Wild. Very slow.

It's only 23 years old now, but we're 80 years old. I'm like, I'm going through Elden Rings. That new game. Decker Kane made an appearance. How is the new Steam Deck? God damn. Well, it's in your brain now. That's great.

We're not going to make it 80, but what are games going to be like? What's it going to be like for our kids? It's going to be in your brain. My kid's not going to hit 80 yet. Everyone's just short-changing uh yeah pet duel it's it's gonna it's gonna be streamed to our brains or something i don't know oh hands down vr because i still think vr is the future like it is still a reality shift when you go into it the first time you're like holy fuck holy fuck. I just want an MMO in VR.

There's one out right now. I can't remember what it's called. It sucks. That's what sucks. You're waiting for that first EverQuest, that first Ultimate. Yeah, that first MMO in VR where everyone's like, I don't remember the name of it. There's only one out there. It's going to happen.

Oh, yeah. We're going to be in our fucking 50s or 60s or some shit when that finally happens. Which is fine because we can't move anyways at that point. I mean, right now, I wouldn't want to wear that fucking sweaty thing for 12 hours a day. I've worn mine straight up eight-hour gaming session. No issues. Really? You don't get off and it's like you're kind of fucky?

Nope. I have the Index. I think it's the same one you have. I fucking love that. I am unbelievably impressed with how comfortable it is even more so like the hand controls because the the index has a button that's motion motion tracks your fingers so you don't need to be death gripping the things the entire time you don't need to hold them it straps onto the palms of your hands and your fingers

as you just move them regularly because it has a sensor that goes over them it tracks that shit i played it for like three days and didn't realize that it does that there's like if you don't have one of those the valve index from steam it's got a loop that goes over your fingers and it tracks you doing it's fucking tracks you wiggling your fingers so like you can literally just flip people off you don't need to hold or pressure anything it's just strap that goes across your palm so you're not holding a controller but so when you're in game and you want to pick up You don't need to hold or pressure anything. It's just a strap that goes across your palm. So you're not holding a controller. So when you're in game and you want to pick up something, you can grab it. It's pretty neat. It's very cool.

I've been looking at getting back into VR a little bit because I just... It's something new. It's fucking... It's cool, man. VR is super cool. It's that new generation where we're actually like, yo, this is like an M going from like an original xbox or 360 or going from a nintendo or from a nintendo to a nintendo 64 when you see that that literal jump the first time i played oblivion or morrowind and i was like it's a religious experience i always say it's a religious experience i'm like

that is a religious experience right right and i have one on the way in index because ridens was one of his ass when he got here he's like could i get vr wait is it never coming out assembly disassembly vr that's it yeah disassembly vr he's like i want to take apart things i was like and i was like what is it you take apart everything in the game you can go to different rooms and just disassemble stuff and that's ridin's heaven. He's like I'm not just a symbol I hope no, that's mortuary system. Yeah, just came out. That's an actual thing. It's called mortuary system get ridin mortuary What you playing, but yeah, but it I'm like it's just a door everywhere Very fun dad. Yeah, you're gonna take it off. He's gonna run the knife like I Just assemble you.

Step now, daddy. He's like Bane. No. Where did you get so strong? Never let that become a thing he enjoys. He's not allowed to enjoy the gym. I'm stronger than you now. Why are you so tall?

He's going to pass me me in height I'm terrified Yeah, he's already almost there. I was like holy shit you little fucker. You're getting way too big Mommy said he can get up to six foot eight It should be terrifying. I just hope he's like 300 pounds like just saw him. I'm like so dirty I want to play I'm like that's great, bro What? Daddy the lines dead by your hand my 97 chicken nuggets. I'm going to leave Dopey out there with him. She stole a nuggy. I'm going to go out there and he's going to be gnawing the spinal fluid.

I ate my 90 chicken nuggets, but then I ate the orange one. And the one large chicken nugget, it was moving. Dopey! It meowed. Dopey! Never having kids.

God, man. So Digimon Survive, great game. Recommend it. Try it out. It's on Steam. Steam, Switch, Xbox, PlayStation. Everyone's going to be like, you guys are just talking about video games for once? Yeah, we need to bring it back down. I want another yellow episode well do you guys know our episodes are going yellow now

on the monetization age restricted podcast yeah we are impressive yeah we got an age restricted couple of a couple of them five of them what's that mean for the algorithm it's like because it's still happy right now out of 10 is it a roll the dice should we block this part out no it shouldn't no no it's fine it's just like with with getting age restricted like that algorithm should be mad at us but it's like i think it's a decent podcast and people actually like listening to because we're like we're fighting the algorithm right now yeah we're like guys make sure to comment like subscribe share with your friends send our podcast to your grandma i think she'll enjoy it well that's another good thing that we're

doing too is like the questions every episode so our engagement is being driven up by that and um so we're literally in a fistfight with the algorithm right now we're fucking winning because we've had a five age restricted podcast and i think it's five out of our last 11 four out of our last 10 it was four out of four out of 10 four out of 10 four out of 10 have been restricted but five out of 11 because one more there was another one but we found out what we think is the key but we don't know maybe maybe the pet duel yeah every the last three that we have been a restricted we've talked about oh, yeah, yeah Ryan Reynolds His face smiling in the corner shitty printout and just put it over that.

Oh my god. Now we're good. Ryan Reynolds by all means. Come on. Come on. You'll love it. What was his movie? The MMO movie? Free Guy?

Holy shit. Free Guy. Free Guy. It had its one year anniversary two days ago. I loved that movie. I thought it was stupid and funny. It was. Exactly. Stupid and funny.

I love how they had the licensing for a bunch of the shit in there too. So they were able to bring in actual video game stuff. They brought in like actual streamers. Like content creators were in that. Yeah. There was streamers. Twitch people. Some of the biggest Twitch people were.

Was there like Ninja in that shit? I think. I don't want to say Mizkif. But like I think pokey main was in it like some of the actual top ninja My dad I forgot I gotta go back and watch it some of the actual top twitch streamers were like on Billboards and shit talking about and then like for a free guy Reviews for it and shit. Yeah, it was it was It was dumb in parts obviously, but it was a funny movie It was kind of reminded me of like

the old stupid humor and i enjoy that i miss i'm an idiot that's when we grew up here betty you missed out from the last who did the who did the ad read last time i said oh dude and baddie okay yeah uh we had nick or we just did you even see how we closed the last episode? Eli, shut up. Hey, guys. Thanks for watching the M.C.M. podcast. If you could head over to OuterRigs.com.

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I don't care. Spy X Family. You've told us about this. Oh, damn it. Clean was texting me about it the other day. Are you watching it finally? You're not the only person who's told me about this. I got to go watch it now.

That's why I told Clean. Is it on Crunchyroll? Yeah. I've been telling everyone. It's like, hands down, go go watch it now. That's I told clean on creditor Oh, yeah, I've been telling everyone's like hands down go watch that fucking like I heard great things absolutely great What is it by X family? I don't know because it's not hunter X hunter. It's hunter hunter. I know I don't spy family I've been lied to this whole time what's called hunter X hunter, but you don't call it hunter X hunter you call hunter hunter I'm never gonna but you don't call it Hunter X Hunter. You call it Hunter Hunter. I'm never going to watch it. HXH. I don't know.

It's all right. I don't fucking care. You're honest. Spy Family is only 12 episodes right now. And it's fucking. How long are they? It's just Cowboy Bebop. Like 20 minutes? 24 minutes.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's the Bebop feel. Like you laugh every fucking episode and just how they set up the entire story arc so far it's the sweetest show you'll ever

watch too you're like as a fan you have a kid as a family man Cody you're gonna like it way more I don't like my kid nevermind you're gonna fucking hate this show you actually laugh more when you think of it that way cause how the dad is like it's fucking good

it's just a good ass anime it's like the music the comedy beats the action the animation style everything's just like yo uh i rate it higher than probably demon slayer i don't believe you and that's a hard one for me i don't believe you there's no way the art style looks better. Not the art style. The entire package. It's really fucking good. Like the entire pud. The entire pud. The entire pee pee.

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Just search for PUD. I mean, it can't be as bad as searching for naked yoga. Oh, yeah. Top results for PUD. What is, it can't be as bad as searching for naked yoga. Oh, yeah. Top results for PUD. What is PUD with two Ds or one? Oh, we shouldn't do that. No. Oh, probably not.

PUD is a political thing. The Party for Unity, Democracy, and Development. I don't know what they are, but... Urban Dictionary. Hold on. Oh, yeah. It's going to be a penis. Big fat pepe. but yeah what urban dictionary hold on oh yeah it's gonna be a penis big fat pay pay a somewhat

porty portly tabby cat who does not enjoy wait a pud it's a cat oh pud another word for pussy see i was okay can't read that example though um oh girl spray that pud. So much worse. When something's extremely tender. That's a pud? Girl, I came. I'm very puddy right now. I'm just going to stop reading that one.

Nope. Oh, no. what is it? what the fuck look at the example did you read the example yeah oh god damn oh can i ask a question for chat this time yes yeah yep for chat i do it's their chat now go to go to urban dictionary and search dirty and then your name and let us know. I can't do that. What happens? Nope. Dirty Betty.

Yeah, man. The Dirty Betty. Ooh. What's a dirty donut? It's when to get out of a speeding ticket, you lick a cop's asshole. It's real. Was it named after you? Every time I get to a speeding ticket, I would spread cheeks and be like,

you want to pay $100 or not? You give them the option. You start updating the Urban Dictionary. There's no such thing as a dirty baddie. There's a dirty Kyle, though. Oh, God. There's 100% of dirty Kyle. If this doesn't involve monster and drywall,

I want a refund Alright, alright the dirty Is it bad you put your phone down that's a good example Wait, okay go for you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yep. This is After blowing a load into a condom you take it off You take off the condom and you slap the girl in the face with it the dirty Kyle but a gentleman would do do that anyways yeah call it Tuesday condoms am I right oh no it's just one You tie two together and like

That artwork so good right now, I just picture badty like this and two condoms with splooge just feel to the brim. You're just in that hyper pose. Just ready. Yeah, concentrating. That's the offender, Kyle's weapon. We have a

I'm gonna be sick Patreon coming up soon? yeah we're gonna be launching the Patreon soon like what are we doing maybe with this episode going forward we're going to end the podcast and we're gonna record another like half an hour

or so maybe 20 minutes maybe 15 if we're too drunk but that'll be a good solid 15. And that extra content is going to end up on our Patreon. So then you get extra dumpster. Yeah, we should plan that out for like Fridays or something, Saturday nights. Maybe go somewhere and do the thing we were talking about,

going to some of our favorite restaurants and asking them to, because then we can just bring friends in or waitresses and waiters and just fucking flock. I know. But it's only 30 bills. He's gonna. Yeah, but that's a rock. That's us. 30 minutes. That's a do like two camera angles for that. Something

guys. Your camera is facing the podcasting. Jeez. Your camera's facing the wrong way. Sorry. Sorry. I was talking in the ceiling the whole time. Oh, sorry, guys. It's going to spin around. Fuck. And I'm going to end the video.

Just make it work. I'm sorry for lying. He's going to just fucking put our intro screen of us three on the screen. Oh, yeah. You got fucking put our intro screen of us three. He'll loop it. Oh, yeah. You got fucking hand tats. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Just hand tats. Palm tats. Yeah. I forgot how fucking about those things. That would have been so much fun. So last week in between my migraine train, I decided to go tattoo both my palms at the same time. Cody, it is a bad pain. It is not a good.

It wasn't as bad as behind my knee. It's worse than little summoning circles, too. Yeah, they're dungeons. So on my right palm, I have the Dungeons and Dragons. They're both sigils from Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition. One is the sigil for necromancy, the wizard school of necromancy. The other one is the wizard school of evocation. So like fireball, lightning, all sorts of crazy shit and i got conned into i said i was

never gonna do it one of my uh friends here in town he uh cruz foster amazing tattoo artist does palm tattoos he just does them and he's been trying to get me to do and i said no no i'm never gonna do it fuck off no way and then we all went out to like see a movie and shit one night and after all that it was like the whole group of tattoo artists. They're all just joking. Like, imagine if somebody did both at one time, that'd be so bad-ass.

I was like, what? Did somebody just say no balls? What? So me as a stupid, dumb adult male was like, all right, I'm in.

And so I had another tattoo artist here in San Antonio, same shop, Crooked Crows, Drew. I just sat like Jesus with both my arms out and just got annihilated. I saw the picture on your Instagram. Yeah, that was gnarly.

I didn't know you got them both done at the same exact time. It was, I got, I almost threw up the first 10 minutes. I got super nauseous for 10 minutes. And after that, I was like, we're good.

And we just powered through it. Cause it is that different level of how deep they have to go and then that it feels like a Way they described is they're trying to blow out your skin because it's the only way it's gonna hold at all cut deeper than Normal so like on a tattoo machine you can Change how deep the needle goes up and down It's a lot. It's a lot. It is literally a razor cutting into your fucking hand. It's a fucking razor.

That's really cool, guys. That's why this, I remember all my tattoos, this part. That sucks. I was just like, oh, this started going in the palm. I was like, nope, don't like the palm area at all. That is fucking tender. And then Will always says, he's like, yeah, the palm, like, wretched palm like Wretched feeling I was like any dude not even the palms like getting tattooed by two different artists at one time That shit was because like one would chill for a minute cuz they're wiping or whatever the other one be going there is no break

There is no true. It's just and then when they were both going your body's like what? Is that cuz like it's just caught it's weird having like that like a tattoo sucks, but it's localized. It's one spot Two spots is a lie on opposite sides of the body to show your brain It's like sweating I was soaked by the end of it like straight up my whole back soaked It was rough how many hours I was just over an hour. Hey, that's what's nice You're like it's short not a lot of skin. It's not the chest Yeah, not eight hours my

Forget I have a goddamn frog tattooed on my ribs sometimes bro. I got a shower and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's fucking there And I brought that up like Three days ago, I looked. Where are those? They're on your third rib. Oh, yay. Three days ago, that's how I, like, walked in. I was like, in the mirror, I was like, oh, yeah, I have a fucking frog tattoo. The fuck?

I always forget about that thing. You guys missed that episode. It was, like, 30-something, 20-something. That was an early episode. That was a long. That was Batty's old house. Yeah. There was that your house, then Batty's old house. And then we transitioned into.

I'm excited for the studio. I'm really excited. Yeah. Things be cool. I'm so excited because we get to deck that thing out like each one specifically for the different whatever we're doing. More content. Yes.

And how the layout is. That's what I care for. I was like, dope. We get to like build out one. And if we turn too much, we can just pass out on the floor. And then we got three bedrooms on top of that. That ain't a bad time. That's what I care for I was like dope we get to like build out one and if we do which we can just pass out On the floor now we got three bedrooms on top of that That ain't about time fun. I'm excited and it's close Father the robe he's hungry What a little turd John make some food. I don't know how

It's cooking the cats I throw the oven just crank it Harold burn off turn it up turn it out. It's fine. Throw it in the oven. Just crank it. It'll burn off. Turn it up. Turn it up. It's fine, son. When are we going to start the extra episodes? Batty. Batty, son. I mean, we can literally do it next podcast.

I think you have shit to do after this one, so we can't do it after this one, but the next one. I mean, literally, it's an extra half an hour. We're already doing an hour to an hour and a half. Oh, yeah. That's easy. An extra half an hour. We're already doing an hour to an hour and a half oh yeah that's easy an extra half an hour we literally just boop because we have a bunch of guests coming up too because we have holy shit we really do yeah shane smith chay i never can pronounce his last name doesn't count it's fine the tiktok guys like eight million yeah

tiktok both of them stand-up comedians both of them fucking hilarious and i'm like we can agree to disagree who do you hate i don't hate him i just don't think he's funny okay good it's okay i don't know which one the tattooed guy is fucking hilarious him telling the story about the taking his friend with down syndrome to the strip club for his 21st birthday yeah that's amazing the other dude i don't know man i just i don't think his commentary is that funny i'll tell him like we can talk about that on the podcast i love it i don't know he's just gonna talk we can discuss shit we're like hey what's going on dude his videos always crack me up and it's crazy

you get to watch the difference on how people interact with both of them. Because, like, Matt loves Chase. He's like, that fucking dude cracks me up. And I'm like, man, this is so divisive on that style of comedy. It's, like, so divisive. And then Shane Smith, he's just like, oh, yeah, he's got face tattoos. I'm concerned because I'm going to end up with a face tattoo if I see it. It's going to happen. I did my palms. I know. You're going to's got face tattoos. Yeah, Harry Potter concerned cuz I'm gonna end up with a face tattoo if I Did my palms I know you're gonna fucking for it that to my forehead

Yeah, probably the side of my shit though like 100% it's gonna happen eventually really. Oh, yeah, dude Look, I could picture it I'm a dumpster fire train wreck waiting to happen you put me around a man with a face that do for more than an hour And he's a super nerd. I don't care about that Okay, he's gonna play magic fucks. He's gonna get play magic with you. Oh, yeah and he's a super nerd i don't care about that okay he's gonna play magic fuck he's gonna get play magic with you oh yeah he's a super nerd yeah he's a fucking he did the magic pro tour did you see that uh post malone magic thing that just happened yeah didn't he give someone a bunch of money grand for what so post malone teamed up with whatnot which is like a pseudo live streaming store app it's kind of like yeah in between and he teamed up with what not which is like a pseudo live streaming store app it's kind of like yeah in between

and he teamed up with what not where if you watched him do a live stream anybody that was in the track could get a chance to win a chance to play a game against post Malone and magic because if you don't know post Malone massive magic the gathering commander nerd well he's on the command zone

he's not yeah about magic you guys want to talk about magic for podcast yo post post just come on out if you want video well i'm pre malone bro he likes guns and nerd shit so it would be perfect to have him out to san antonio yeah pre malone and post malone with posty that'd be cool. But a guy got a chance. He won the chance to come play against Posty and Magic. And the guy was trained by professional Magic the Gathering, like the pros, to go against Post Malone.

And if he won, if he beat Post Malone in a one-on-one commander game, he won $100,000. And he won. No shit. Posty saw it. You can literally watch the end of the game. It's really fun. And Posty does all his stuff. And he goes, and he won no He saw a hat like you you can literally watch the end of the game it's so it's really fun and post he does all the stuff and he goes and He throws his hand down. He goes I scoop you in it was really fucking cool

The one the guy won a hundred grand for the eating medicine playing. Yeah in person. That's right Oh, don't you got a chance to play it and I was like that's fucking cool I bet that guy I've been post seems everything you see on that dude is the most humble down to earth dude i've watched him play a ton on a ton of honestly very small youtube magic channels he's a big he's a big magic i don't know jimmy when jimmy and uh josh the cry will out there for the command zone like jimmy was texting me pictures like this man has guns everywhere i was like yeah he's bringing the old firearms community he likes his pew pews and the gold ones too he's just he just seems like a chill ass dude we get him all right so there's the goal post balone talk about magic if we have to dress like him though you have to

i will if you guys haven't seen my halloween 2020, you're missing out. 2021, you're missing out. Who's the other guy? We have Big H, Posty. Ryan Reynolds would be a good third. He'll never be on the podcast. I think he's even more unattainable. Let's just call our old boy Ryan. We're just gone one episode.

There are three stand-ins. It's not even us. We just leave. I'm not going to wear this. You're like, how did you guys get them to agree? Bandits? It's not even us. We just laid out. I'm not going to wear this. How did you guys get them to agree? We don't know. We got to put big guests in different chairs.

So that way we can fucking chop up the footage. Oh. In post so it can look like they're getting interviews from other. While you're mad at his mindset. We'll have And post so it can look like they're getting interviews from other Yeah You switch chairs with me one day that way we can do it podcast with all doughnut and it's just you just like awkwardly looking About to say you're fucking like oh god Fluck's gonna have so much work and then you just drop him here Fluck have fun go through 60

podcasts and make it look like I'm talking to myself four times make Cody make Cody talk to Cody talk to Cody and Batty Fluck oh god your cat scared to shit Jesus Christ it's got children over there big H but yeah I think

I think we still do we need to do a podcast where none of us are on it where it's like brandon and grand and like karger or something oh yeah we don't we don't allude to that like it's us three in the thumbnail when you click on it it's just four random people that it is the top people we make it a new contest if you want to be on the three hosts when we're gone you have to get to the top they're just battling it out grant dude my grand thumbs though when he comes out i guarantee his episode is gonna be that's gonna crush man anything mike touches his fucking crushes it's because he's beautiful he's a fucking hot dude man he's not in the military anymore and he's got that pretty mustache it's a great mustache very good mustache a lot of people content just fucks dude he's got

fucking micah doing his helping him with the editing and then charlie charlie charlie and mike are the same person they absolutely are i've never seen him in the same room there's some camera tricks those are the same dude. Charlie's got the most awkward comedic timing. They've been doing little ads with him. It's a little MP5. That's so fucking funny. I didn't see you there. It's like three seconds of silence and then he's like

fondling it like, oh, see you there. I need to watch more of everyone's stuff. I'm not, you know, it's fine. You don't need to lie about it. That's why I'm not saying I watch it. I'm saying I need to watch every episode of our podcast.

I have not watched a single episode. I think this last one's the first one I haven't watched. I've always watched. That was your stop. I was like, I got warnings from Nick, from you. Everyone's like, it's bad. And I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to shelf this one.

Nick's text. He's like, how is it still green? That was all his text. I have so many that are just like, bro, it's still green. And the week before. YouTube, you confuse me. I think we've kept this one pretty clean. This one's been great.

I know how the monetization process and the manual review process works. I'm pretty sure I know why some of them are yellow and some of them are green. I can't really say that out loud. We'll talk about it. Hey, manual reviewer.

Hi. We'll catch you later. it's your mexican asian here yeah we're gonna post this when california is asleep and alabama is awake a little youtube trick there for you guys youtube secrets from cody yeah i wish i was lying I think that's a bad. Yeah, you close it up better you close that shit out Eli double-tap don't aboperator and Something with your hands. There we go. See you in the next one. To this, to this, to this.

We'll see you in the next one! Thanks guys! Bye! Bye! We just screamed like last time. Was that how you guys ended it? Yeah, we just screamed like last time. Was that how you guys ended it? Yeah, we just screamed. Really? Yeah, we did.

Because we were acting like you. Nick started, though. Nick was like, ah! He's like, I'm Batty, and goodbye, or something like that. He's like, ah! And then we just all started screaming. I don't want to. It's going to make me uncomfortable.