Unsubscribe Podcast - 68 - We're Sorry ft. Brandon Herrera

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep68 - We're Sorry Ft Brandon Herrera HEY GUESS WHAT. WE FORGOT TO RECORD ON ONE CAM FOR 10MINUTES AND ALSO BRANDONS MIC WASNT PLUGGED IN. HA HA HA ARENT WE CUTE AND CHEEKY HA HA HA i want to play sudoku on myself. GO CHECK OUT AK DADDY BRANDON!! @Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/c/BrandonHerrera https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera ------------------------------ OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast JOIN THE PATREON NOW: https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast WE HAVE A SUBREDDIT??? https://www.reddit.com/r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast/ CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o MORE LINKS! https://linktr.ee/UnsubscribePodCast ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Operation Donut https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck twitchcon 2022 reaction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Why? If I shit myself and die because this has got clam juice in it, I swear to fucking God. There is clam juice in it. You didn't know that? What? No, no, no, Batty, don't do that. If this kills you, I'm gonna laugh.

Are you allergic to shellfish? No, I just vomit and just throw up and shit every time I eat seafood Are you allergic to bee stings no, I just swell up and almost die every time a bee stings me Yummy mmm yummy I hate I don't i hate i don't hate you i hate i don't say hi to eli it's racially ambiguous that guy's ridiculous that's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey. Hey guys, thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify,

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Donut operator and bad and Batty Streams. Yeah, can we get a volume warning for you, Fluck? Coming from Batty. That's your fucking son. I love how he ended the one where Batty wasn't here just by screaming loudly into the mic. Don't, Brandon. I want to be mad, but I get it. I get it. That is awful. How do you drink mad, but I get it. I get it. That is awful.

How do you drink this shit? I think they're good. It's like, if you guys have never had one, it doesn't taste fishy. It's like a cold Bloody Mary. Nothing says it's good when three people put it down and one continues. Three alcoholics say no. Dude, she's kind of hot. All of us.

Mmm, bro. I don't know about that. If all alcohol tasted like that, I would look like a CrossFit model. I know. Oh, man. Dude, she's kind of hot all of us Like that I would look like a crossfit model, I know oh man if this is the baseline of maybe start drinking to see Makes me want to bench press on this episode of unsubscribe. No one talks just bored and miserable on this episode of sobriety how you doing guys well last night i read a book and there's eli he's also sober and baddie is dead Welcome to unsubscribe I would never go that way We've talked about this extensively

Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds Wait baddie what happened to that camera? Why are you asking me? Why are you asking Batty about the camera, beeline? I don't remember them ever going to sleep. Batty didn't hit record on it. Yeah, I did. Wait, are the other ones recording? Yeah, they're recording.

I didn't know it was recording. Now it's recording. Alright. Are we good? Are we recording? Everything else is good! You gone through 68- I'M NOT THE CAMERA GUY!

68 episodes. Jesus Christ. The cr- Fuck! This is gonna be a slight delay on this camera right here! Thanks to- Our board back! Why is this my fault?!

This is gonna be the episode that you guys get cancelled. So you can't get there. It's a little crooked. Okay, okay. You gotta get that! You gotta get that! Can you just straighten- You just straighten the crown out, yeah. episode you guys get canceled It's a little crooked You gotta get that! You just straighten the crown out, yeah I'm so glad they brought these back for you. Oh no

Just for Brandon and her You put that back with your hair No no no no! It looks so good with your flowing hair Oh my god, Cody runs into a fuckin' It's all I needody runs into a fucking drop tattoo that's all i need cody runs into a telephone booth with a suit on just comes out just with that hat on flying a supersonic speed you know what that means ladies and gentlemen

we've gotta go to hyperspeed! BEEEEEE! A child crying with a mom covering their ears next to it. What's hilarious is that if this is people's first time watching the podcast, they have no fucking clue what we're talking about. It's better that way. The podcast is just an extension of Cody's vlogs. It's a fever dream. Fever dreams are the best. But we talk about games. I'm talking about a game today. I got a game I wanna talk about.

We're gonna do it later. Cause we're not gonna talk about video games in the first- No, fuck. It's gross. Are you excited about a video game? I am. When the fuck has that happened? It's been a long time. Well, no, it's not. No last episode. We talked about GG Monster Survive. That was a fucking amazing game. Still having fun playing that. It's been two weeks. I haven't had fun playing a game for

two weeks in a very long time And another game just came out Also very fun See we got all this fucking video game stuff I don't give a fuck about Brandon first off you never apologized For what you did to the community You never had a fucking I'm sorry video

For getting cancelled Well not cancelled but banned Banned yeah Why is there no apology video? Because Susan and I want you to know this from the bottom of my heart. I'm not. Sorry. I'll fucking do it again.

I'll do it again. Murder. I'll fucking do it again. Murder. Everyone else, when they have their seven, when they get banned, don't they do an apology video or is that just canceled? I did do a video basically saying like, I do acknowledge that what I did was against the community. However,

I don't see anything fucking morally problematic about it. I get it. I'll take my pee pee slap. I accept that. As the shards of metal flying by your head. You're like, that was what they had a problem with. That was not what they had a problem with at all.

Was it the Amazon cart? The easily constructed beep. So yeah, as You're like, okay. That wasn't what they had a problem with. That was not what they had a problem with at all. Was it the Amazon cart, the easily constructed beep? So, yeah, as soon as, like, so my YouTube rep, who's cool as shit, called me. We're building a hammock. He sent me a text, he goes, bro, dot, dot, dot. Like, yeah. He's like, yeah, you're getting a fucking strike.

And I remember we were sitting at that dinner, like, strike hasn't come in yet. Maybe they changed their, oh, nope. There it is. But they, no, because he's like, I would have fought this. Because like, technically, since it's black powder, it's not a firearm. Yeah. So legally speaking, it's not a firearm.

So it's not firearm construction. We didn't give a how-to, whatever. The gunpowder thing got a little out there because I did teach people how to make gunpowder. But that's Google-able. You can find, like, that's not like secret information. Yeah, there's this book that came out a while ago. It teaches you how to make all sorts of crazy stuff. William Powell? Yeah. Very familiar. That was my teenage years.

I love this apology so far. Well, first off, you can Google that word. Not that bad. Literally, this is all Google-able shit. It's not very fucking hard. I was doing this when I was fucking 15. It's a lot of Google-able shit. It's a miracle I hard. I was doing this when I was fucking 15. It's a lot of Googleable shit. It's a miracle I'm alive. But, no, it was the part where he's like,

yeah, you literally said that this is not a DIY, but you showed your entire Amazon cart of how to do it, which is basically a link. I'm like, yeah, you're right. I'll take that pee-pee stomp and fucking move on. That's a good pee-pee stomp. I got to see that video before it was, you know. I was proud of that video.

We're going to put it up somewhere else, I think. Because he's like, please don't try to fucking re-upload this. He's even censored. He's like, for the love of fuck. Just don't. Okay, fair enough. Is there a new Lively? Because Lively's gone, right?

We talked about that one today. Is there a new? Rumble is kind of like the rumble free speech YouTube alternative is it yeah you know like all sorts of sites that we probably should mention here that okay well red it's the fucking big red it's the biggest one I would say because I don't really censor anything for a while there they didn't they allowed like like pedophile subreddits and I don't know really weird not great they let it on their platform for like years and years before they finally crack down I was like you guys shouldn't be showing

pictures of naked kids minorly attracted person oh sorry excuse me be respectful No not for the and Ryan Reynolds pool Mr. Chippy They animate You know how they do the arms and the googly eyes On the birds On the boat next to Mickey Just fucking Grabbing the human in the throat See

Exactly like that That's exactly to a T what I was talking about Please do Oh man dude like that. That's exactly to a T what I was talking about. I can send that to Fluck if you'd like. Please do. Oh man, dude. Well, there was a good apology video. There you go. That's going to be the thumbnail and title. We're sorry.

I just pictured this. We're sorry. That's not me. I'm going to blow up all of our arms. Yeah, blow them up with big anime tears. You're welcome. Everyone do the face. That's Everyone do the face Batty do your face We're doing your job for you do this fucking UFC

Okay, we don't talk about fighting in sports because most of us don't know what a ball is We all played sports here though, right? Yeah, I know I thought I did football baseball soccer soccer baseball Okay, football and baseball a little bit soccer when I was a kid, but oh I'm rugby fuck. What did you mean? My dad tried I got hit in the head and little league with a fucking baseball quit that sport after that I football never was my thing. I just do fighting. I do martial arts and everything. You didn't like getting hit in the head.

I was like, this ball is hard. Dude, I was like, do this. Baseball, though, I remember getting my fucking clock wiped a few times with stray ball in the outfield kind of shit. Yeah, he's just don't worry about that that's what like you can get fucking dude our little league it was that i was six i wasn't talking little league necessarily well mine was sixth grade and i just remember because it was like all the sixth graders and there was that one sixth grader that was the

the kid that hit me when he was a pitcher they made him a pitcher because the kid was, we were all like 80 pounds, 13, 12, 12. He got the testosterone a little early. Yeah, and it was like. With the beard. 12 year old. And yeah, exactly. He was like, I'm 6'8", I'm 12. Oh my gosh, that kid at the range.

Yeah, and he's just like, oh my God, dude. There was no way that kid was 14. Dude, some of those dudes. Them genetic monsters. And that's what happened. Like the big dude, he fucking chucked the ball and I was like, that kid was 14. Dude, some of those dudes. He was 14. Them genetic monsters. And that's what happened. Like, the big dude, he fucking chucked the ball. And I was like, yeah, let's. And the ball's here already.

I was like, oh, oh, oh. And I got dropped. And they're like, Eli's sitting out there. You're still wearing the helmets with, like, the side. No. Oh, I got just fucking domed. This is like the Laredo League. You didn't wear helmets?

No, you had the small ones. Back in the 90s, we didn't have... I finally touched her. Yeah, you didn't have the full face. You're right. You didn't have the full face, but you had the ear. No. Not in the 90s.

What? Okay. No. 90s is very... Not back then. What the fuck is the helmet for then? That's where the ball's coming from. It's not coming from up top.

They learned that later. That's a 2000s era. Not that you were... Basic design shit that pisses me off. Where the fuck... That's the first time I broke my nose you were. That's like basic design shit that like pisses me off. Like where the fuck? That's the first time I broke my nose was baseball. It was the same thing. A pitcher hit me right in the fucking bridge.

How many times have you broken your nose? Three times. Jesus Christ. I've met two I think. Yeah, but like. I think I've only broken one of those ones. I was a fucking kid. I've never broken my nose that I know of.

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Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. But yeah, that's a fucking sports. I fucking sucked at it. I was like, i can fight and i can play video games it's just my life and video games couldn't make money back in the day at all but this ufc shit and they had the heavyweight championship uh for boxing and then the ufc fight and you guys watch luke is your friends yeah i've met him during the racing thing. Yeah, we met. Yeah Yeah, I'm Vegas. I met Luke super nice dude like fucking super cool, dude

Yeah, we've been friends with Luke Rockhold for about two years now He you have before I was like because you went down to that thing in Miami anything and got kicked right? Well, yeah, I kicked you. I got yeah, I got kicked Luke didn't kick me It was Tyrone Tyrone Spong I think was his name world champion kickboxer. Oh, he kicked I let him kick me in the leg three times Yeah, I couldn't walk for a fucking week It was like a month I was having trouble with that which when you watch when you watch a leg kicks on like UFC fights and they just shake it off

It's like no doesn't you don't know how that feels if you've never gotten a good shin kick That's true, and they get that also yeah you like also all of the steroids that they inject It's all scar tissue on their thighs thighs and ass just nothing But I just like Cody was like who do I want kicked in the leg by world champion? Who do I want kicked in the leg by world champion? Who do I want kicked in the leg by kickboxer fuck? Okay, so English motherfucker. Do I want it kicked in the leg by right? That's the food. Do I want to get well speaking? GED over here, okay Sorry, I was my degree in Iraq.

Sorry, I was fighting for your fucking freedom. Brandon Herrera. I just left the room so fucking quick. I'm out of here. Okay, to be fair. To be fair. Luke and fucking Chuck Liddell were sitting there going, Cody, get kick-bombed.

Get kick-bombed. And I'm like, okay. I thought it was Luke who kicked you, though. No, Luke kicked No, Luke pressure Luke kicked um, what's his name the Leviathan? Kicked one of the cameramen in the liver dude. I was mean-spirited. It was kind of mean-spirited because Luke said alright man hold your hands up. I'm gonna get you in the leg and he was just like okay Whatever and then Luke kicked him in the liver It was a gentle kick, but you know gentle to the liver still like hurts like a motherfucker We were just talking about before like with

Anyone we were going on the pig hunt like we were doing the stabbing the piggies. Mm-hmm friendly fire I think but if we we were down in Florida with that with Chuck Liddell Yeah, I thought you were He did stab me in the liver on accident Stabbing your friend accident No, but Chuck was like like, demonstrating the difference. Like, we were all just kind of, like, fucked up around that, like, kind of, like, lodge bar or whatever. And he's demonstrating the difference between, like, a regular hit and, like, a liver hit.

And he just kind of has that very Chuck way of going about it. All right, so, so, this is just, like, an old watch. Hits me in, like, the fucking ab. I'm like, okay, yeah. Maybe like a half power, third power hit, like nothing crazy. Alright. I love he's a bulldog. He is!

Oh yeah! He's been punched in the face thousands of times. It doesn't work up here anymore. UFC has turned him into a human pug. We love you Chuck Please don't kill us. He's the nicest guy It's really funny just like his mannerisms He's me the same goddamn spot I don't

Upwards yeah, and just like oh like Morty I'm dying like I felt like all the toxins in my liver suddenly flooded my bloodstream randomly super fucked up Sure this is my blood hurts. My blood hurts. It's like the idea of getting punched in the liver and it's just us. It's like... Oh, I'm drunk. I'm drunk again. Fuck you. You're hot.

Why are you hitting on me all the time? You want a 69 standing up? No, I don't want a 69 standing up. This is still logistics. It's so dangerous. I'm a duck first. Why are you floating? Your body rotates.

Chuck in capsule. Are you in for a duck? Chuck's like, works every time. Works every time. If any time you just want to fuck a chick, just punch her in the butt. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Put yourself in the liver, Brandon. I need a buzz.

Sup, bitches? It's like this nice sound, like, push-pull shot, like, Oh, this is rad. Man, I really want to save $80 at brunch today. Our livers are just shooting out toxins.

After a while, you're like, I think I depleted the gas tank. Better retox. God, retox? That's a new word. You don't have to detox if you just retox. My liver's on empty. It looks healthy.

That's bad. You are 28 and your liver is entirely scar tissue How did you do it? Well you see The Bruce The hat man that you were talking about Oh my god so have you guys ever gone down the rabbit hole Of seeing like these fucking Benadryl addicts Wait there's a thing

There's a Reddit A subreddit for people who just fucking like just down Benadryl all the fucking time. Just real quick. Fucking the subreddits. Have you been to the

meth Reddit where they just smoke? No, I have not been to the fucking meth Reddit. They just smoke meth. It's a subreddit of them hitting meth and be like fuck yeah bro. That's a summary of them hitting meth and be like, fuck yeah, bro.

That's the Hunter Biden one, right? Yes. I just like, there's redness in people. I didn't know there's a Benadryl red. No, so there seriously is, and like, I heard about this on the PKA podcast, they talked about it, so I went down this rabbit trail, because

I have a buddy who just has severe allergies, so he just takes Benadryl all the time. They're taking like 700 milligrams of Benadryl. How much is a normal pill of Benadryl? Like 5 or 25 or something small? They're like taking full packs of Benadryl. Holy fuck! But they have these shared hallucinations, because Benadryl high doesn't sound fun at all.

It sounds like the worst fucking experience you could ever have. They have a shared hallucination of spiders and something called the hat man which is a dark figure that stands in doorways and shit with like a fucking silhouette of a hat that they've all seen and it's it's weird as what does that do to the inside of your body that one guy was talking about oh remember the one we were looking at he was like and like 40 of my liver doesn't work and like he's literally retarded now like literally retarded because like his brain doesn't fucking work and his liver doesn't fucking work and like he just like this shit will like destroy your body and you will be freaked the fuck out the entire time

you're high yay terrible but people fucking do it. Don't. Don't. If there's a drug that legally makes you legally retarded, don't do it. People are still gonna do it. Crocodile. People do crocodile even like, yo, 90% of people die from this. Do not talk shit about my crocodile.

Crocodile misdruck. Like rots your fucking body open. They like scale like their skin starts dying on their body. Good. Yeah. Like, good. Self-correcting. Self-correcting.

Yeah. It's made of gasoline, match heads, and something else. Yeah, it's like a bunch of poor Russians got together and mixed some shit in a bucket. And then you inject it. And that's what's like, that is the ingredient list. You're like, cool, now I'm going to inject it. It's what's like that is the ingredient list you're like cool now i'm gonna inject it harmful as our opiate addiction if you saw if you saw it was in meth too you'd be like holy fuck dude what what is it so well meth is just the compound like methamphetamine like what the fuck is in that like on the street i think one of the most dangerous

things people want to make math no okay yeah we won't get too deep into it but i think one of the most dangerous things in it. No, okay, yeah, we won't get too deep into it, but I think one of the most dangerous things they put into it. So here's our Amazon cart of 5 milligrams of what? I'm still not sure. It's lithium strips from batteries. That's like one of the grossest things in it. The second I hear that, it's like, dude, this is supposed to be injected into a human.

I don't want to get this demonetized. I'm not going to go into the ingredients. Perfect, yeah, let's not. I will tell you, if you're driving by the trailer park and you smell cat piss, it's probably not cat piss. Meth smells like cat piss. It's ammonia. Yeah. I would have never known that.

Yeah. It's the same thing like if you shoot, uh... What the fuck? What is that, M995? Like just the AR ammo? Like, smells like fucking ammonia. Like, you get that cat piss smell in your fucking mouth. Who said that the other day? And we're like, holy fuck, yeah, you're right.

Was it John? Oh, John. John was like, yeah, we were at the range, and John's like, Dad, it smells like cat pee, and I never realized that. You're like, no, no, like, I don't know what it is. And I'm like, no, he's actually right, like, because we were shooting that M16A1. Yeah. No shit.

Yeah, you get that ammonia smell. I don't feel like I've ever smelled that shooting before. Or maybe I just don't. You might have. Maybe I just know the gun. I just took sense of no no no no I just maybe I'm just used to it from shooting So fucking much is just that didn't occur to me. I'm not used to shooting good ammo So I'm not used to smelling it yeah fair. I know when he said in 995. I was like god that shit's Unreal I love that your guys is real. M8.55, maybe? That's what I'm thinking of.

Not M995. Yeah, that's like your fucking tungsten or whatever tips or your fucking penetrating shit. I've got like a stack of that shit that I'm just kind of like, all right, that's my rainy day. We don't touch that ammo. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. 856 is like you're fucking, you're good compared to like your green tip. I mean, those mimosas I actually feel, I've not been drinking much and I'm like, those mimosas. Yeah, I'm like, man, this single one, I'm here. I'm tapping out on this because it's making me have to poop so tomato has that effect on people you need to take a breeder no dude I'm good I'm not gonna know dude fucking prayer are you prairie dogging no are you prairie doggy Cody I'll let you know I got a turtle showing up turtle shelling right now bro talk about my turtle okay I just picture a little Cody head pop

You've seen my son this genetic I don't know when Sav records me anymore That's why when I sat down that one time The story I just did, I was like Do you shit out your poop or poop out your shit? I just sat down and asked her that And she was filming me She burst into tears Why is he like this? She was like, what the fuck, babe? I was like, do you shit out your poop or do you poop out your shit?

He puts on a dress, that's how he does it. What am I, mini waist? Oh fuck. Yeah, so we had a really good talk about the UFC. We just were like, Luke, we're friends! Have you ever fucking got kicked in the goddamn liver before? That was- Tyrant. See, I think you were the only one who watched the whole fight. Oh dude, that fucking Edwards versus- Luke, that whole fight? Oh, I know what you're talking about. Don't look at me. Don't even look at me when you're the only one who watched the whole fight. Oh, dude that fucking Edwards versus oh Don't look at me don't even look at me when you're saying cuz I didn't watch any I haven't seen a clip I saw what we watched that brunch

Bellator pride or whatever. It was something. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, Oh cool. The fights are on. Wait a minute. This is a great value. Like the goodwill version. School yard and a couple of kids bullying each other. Like, okay. But back to the fights. So Usman versus Edwards.

Usman is the champion. He was just, yeah. Usman. Usman. He was about to get the longest winning streak ever in UFC history. He is the Walter weight champion. How many weight. He is the wall-to-weight champion. How many weight classes are there?

Not as many as boxing. 10 million. I think four, right? No. Phantom, feather, light, fly. There's a phantom? Phantom. What does that mean?

Light, light. Flyweight, then phantom. It should be phantom weight, though. That sounds way cooler. Probably like eight weight classes, probably, in UFC. That's so many weight classes. Boxing has like fucking 20. Every five pounds, there's like a new weight class in boxing.

But when you're at that degree, it makes sense because you're like the top athlete because people drop to whatever. So Usman versus Edwards. Edwards is a fucking broke-ass kid that came from nothing yeah and that's it like he's on a win streak uh phenomenal fighter from the uk but poor shit grew up poor shit got in trouble then kept just like i gotta fight gotta do this this is my life i'm like no big finally got reality some rich kid put him in his fucking place yes and so he's like i'm here and that's the thing so he was like i'm here finally he takes down uzman in the

first round uzman's never been taken down dude it was 20 it was like 20-0 for both of them it was absolutely yeah yeah yeah both of them are fucking yeah both of them 19-0 or something yeah oh oh oh so those are the losses. So Usman and then that. So what had happened, what had happened was these guys are on, both of them, long-ass win streaks going into this fight. Usman is the champion. Fucking Walter Waite.

Pound for pound, best. He gets taken down. Never in his career has he been taken down. And Usman gets pissed because he loses the first round and beats the fuck out of Edwards for the next four rounds. Round five, everyone's, and the judges is best. Joe Rogan, everyone's like, well, he's just giving up. His corner says the best thing ever. Stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself.

Like when he told Edwards. And Edwards was like, one minute left in the last round fake fucking Usman what do you think describe it there's audio you can't just wiggle your head around Edwards throws a straight

left so exactly Edwards throws a left he's a straight left he's a Edwards throws a straight left. He's a southpaw fighter. Usman pats it and flips to the right. Usman throws a kick. Didn't see that kick coming. One minute remaining. Usman

is fucking dominating. He just has to let it ride and he could have won the match. One minute remaining, he gets knocked the fuck out on one kick. One kick drops him fucking joe rogers and the commentators joe rogers like yeah he's just giving up what the fuck just everyone's face was like what the fuck world champion just like that and uzman's just on the ground like bro it was the biggest upset ever and And Edwards was like, I fucking told you.

I fucking told you. I came for fucking nothing. He's like, what the fuck? Usman's just like, I just lost the world's longest win streak. The pound for pound championship. Everything gone. And I just had, he literally at the last minute, he could have been like, he could have walked around for a minute because every round was him other than the first

every round he would have been good i was like and watching that unfold and everyone was like it's it's gonna go down in ufc history as like the biggest turnaround for a fight because it was the one minute remaining wham drops the world champion in the kick. And you see his face like, I just won this fight. I'm the fucking world champ now. It's so fucking dope. So fucking dope. I don't care.

I know. He played that song. Really? That was his walkout song. And then that was his speech was fucking Rocky. His winning song was Rocky. Everything was Rocky for it. Because he was the fucking underdog.

Rocky was the original movie that got me in the gym when I was in middle school. I was just like, oh, this is fucking dope. I didn't realize Sylvester Stallone in 1976, 1977. Dude, oh my God, that story is fucking phenomenal. It's an amazing story, but you't realize like he's not jacked No, it was rocky too when he made money then steroids were exactly cuz like you look at it You're like oh wow like I've seen better This

You know Sylvester, do you know rocky first Do you know the story Behind that Both of you I've seen the movie Yeah Behind the movie No I don't know He sold his dog In order to get that made Like that dog in the movie He sold it

He bought it back afterwards Cause he shopped it around Yes And no one bought it Like not a fucking soul And he was like Cause he wrote the movie Oh I didn't know that

Like he didn't just act in it Like he was a nobody Fucking wrote the movie But his demand was He acted in it Yep he's like I want to wrote the movie. But his demand was he acted in it. Yeah, but he's like, I want to be Rocky. And nobody fucking bought it. So he went around.

It was actually really fucking cool. One of the most dope. And that was the catalyst because he won a Grammy. Or not a Grammy. A fucking Oscar. Oscar, I guess. Yeah, for that. That was his first movie out the gate.

He won a fucking Oscar for it. That was the catalyst to his career That it was poor shit No hold on hold on hold on demolition man is one of the greatest movies of all time Explosions it doesn't need to be good. Terry Crews in a hallway with an AA-12. Like, all you need in life. I need an AA-12.

Why do I not have one? Deleting life. Why don't you have one? It's the stupidest looking gun in the world. I love it. I was gonna have one, but the- It's like when a child draws a gun. Oh, yeah.

They got fucking raided. Like, they were re-releasing the AA-12, and the ATF fucked that all up for everybody. Like, every one of them in existence got routed up. Really? And destroyed. Yeah. So there's no AA-12s?

I think for, like, say, foreign governments, which is so fucked up. It's like, okay, so we can't have them here, but fucking Saudi Arabia can have all they want. Yeah. No, the ATF seriously fucked... Yeah, fucked them over on that pretty hard. here but fucking Saudi Arabia can have all they want yeah no they the ATS seriously fucked yeah I don't even know about that I like our podcast direction it's like a Charlie day map You guys hear about the new Dragon Ball show? It's our podcast in a nutshell.

It's a fever game. Oh, my fucking God. Cody, what have you been up to? Oh, yeah. Yeah, thank you. Put that back on the Burger King. Well, he's now banned from American Airlines. Don't tell them that.

Cody's wearing a Burger King crown. I went out with Dylan at the ranch the other night. That was pretty cool. And he had his buddy, you guys hear of Flair? Yeah, Flair. He does fishing content. We were there, Cody. It's for the podcast, Eli.

I know. I'm just explaining. I know you guys were there. You don't know if I'm just explaining. I know you guys were there. Because. Well, I don't know if his alcohol is. You guys went home and I went out with Flair. Why do fintechs like Float choose Visa? As a more trusted, more secure payments network, Visa provides scale, expertise, and innovative

payment solutions. Learn more at Visa.ca slash fintech. I was like, maybe Cody doesn't remember we were there.ca slash fintech. I'm confused. I still don't know about this. So I go out with Flair and Demolition Ranch, and there's only one bar open in Bernie past 8pm and it's pretty much illegal. You can smoke cigarettes in there like the walls or that wood paneling you saw in your grandparents' house back in the day. It was

just old, made of cinder blocks. So we have some beers, and then we're walking out. You got the text rolled up? Yep, I got it. I don't remember sending you text? Let's read Fucking midnight that says I found a frog in an uber I found the frog outside the uber. Oh, so you brought it to you. I

Want okay, so in my mind I was like I bet Heather would like this frog. And so I grabbed a frog off the ground and got it in an Uber. No, you didn't say, I found a frog in an Uber. You said, I found frog in Uber. And it's just him just holding a frog in an Uber. Can you screenshot that?

We're gonna need that. I said, what the fuck, that's awesome. He said, him hung people. I said, this may have been the best random text I've ever received. Next fucking photo is empty hand. Empty hand, he goes, I have no idea where he went.

I said, oh shit, oh fuck. I get a video that is just frantically fucking looking for a frog with a flashlight on in the back of a fucking Uber. What does the driver think? I didn't know. You just left a frog in his phone.

He just texted me, he's, bro. I said, rip my n-word frog. He's like, like dude he gone I'm like I'm looking at my phone at this point I'm like it has been 40 minutes We've had this conversation I'm like how long is this Fucking to be fair it was the slowest

Driver in the entire world I'm talking about back to your house from Yeah That's a lion's fucking ride And he was driving 10 under the speed limit Yeah it was it was a fucking terrible ride So it was so long better with the Burger King Frog on your tattoo And you drove, and then you're like, Fuck you, frog! You live on own now in Uber cars!

I'm just imagining fucking Abdul sitting here in the Uber, driving back to his wife and kids, and just... Fucking swerves and dives. Fucking frog in an Uber car. Okay, so I sent you that last message, Like, I lost him, and then we were still, like, fucking 20 minutes from the house. Well, I fell asleep. And then... So, we thought, okay, so, no, no, he was, like, I couldn't find him, so I'm sitting there,

and this guy's driving slow as shit. Oh, my God. And so I'm just like... And we get to my house, and he's like, sir, and I'm like I'm just like, we get to my house and he's like, sir, and I'm like, oh,

oh, we're at my house and I get out and he drives off and I'm like, sir, sir, my frog.

So he's got a little friend now. I just picture the frog's life as like, man, this is a dope ass spot. I got some good ass And then you're looking at Cody's face this close. You are my new friend. Take picture for other friends. She's like, help me. Master has fallen asleep. Must escape. Like jumping away.

Frog is under duress. He was happy. I didn't even get to name him Cause you fell asleep Is that the name of the episode? You fell asleep That's why you couldn't name your frog I'm thinking like oh he's gonna so step on this fucking frog

That was the actual adventure frog No next time you're gonna fucking call an Uber Like he's gonna have like a little pouch there With like his little sidekick frog With sunglasses or whatever you're like Do you know how this actually works that guy went to bed that morning walked out to his car at 3 p.m Was like no, why is my car smell like shit? Asshole He's looking through his fucking car to find out what smells like asshole because it is sitting in the sun It's 110 degrees, this frog is literally throwing up in Texas

Like this dog is already like fucking dried up And it's just like I'm sorry little guy, I'm really sorry I'm sorry little one I'm really sorry I'm so sorry little one You know what's better than that though? Fucking out of regs Oh my god Brandon with that

Fucking transition Go Go Your colors look the best right now I mean I don't know His match the podcast more I like Cody's colors Cody's colors are my favorite But Batty has the orange

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Aderex gives you wings. Use the code come20. Code unsub, code un20. Just un20, unsub. Use code 20. Uh-oh, why'd they beep that word and say 20 in it? Out of regs. But legit, though, like, we were just talking about this before the podcast.

Like, I just bought a shitload of out of regs. I know. It's like, it's good shit. I need more body wash. I'm out. You know, I get a text from the other guys. I'm like, Brandon ordered a bunch of out of regs. It's just super weird that they know Because I intentionally didn't use my first name

Use your email Oh that's true yeah The AK guy So Brandon bought a bunch And like he knows Just give it to him right I was like yes I don't know why he didn't use

the discount code either but my text back was like he's a good friend brandon's story here you know what i'm doing at the moment and you're like oh he's drunk so um yeah you. Hair paste neat. Must get. Hair frizzy. Knee out reg. Bring a horn. Bring a horn. Horn. Horn.

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Do you do one dude if we have the dune monster we just horn be in front Did you like the worm with the eyes oh that's perfect yeah, yeah, that's bad he's already on That's gonna be because we were talking about doing monthly shirts like doing a shirt run for a month Stopping because we we have to so much that we can do every month. I only want like 30% royalties off that. Done. Done. Done and done.

If I die, banana. Because that's what everyone wants also. That was amazing. Yeah, that was still, everyone's like, we need that shirt. And you're like, that's a fucking salute, Eli. I was like, what? I was like, how did anyone fuck that? If I die, salute. And he's like, banana? Yeah, and you're like that's a fucking salute Eli First off yeah was your fucking

Podcast it won everyone baddies like I fucking ordered this fucking meds it came from fucking Saudi Arabia I don't know if it's gonna kill me what's going on I don't know if I die blah I was like okay yeah if I do salute and then I reply so podcast at one question mark I was dead already quiet like did baddie mean to text us this entire exchange? It's like, Cody right there, he didn't even remember the frog story. We live very busy lives. That last round of manmoses was a fucking mistake. I could already tell the direction of this podcast derailed so fucking fast. So quick, I love it.

It's great. Oh, and then Batty wearing a cum shirt to the very nice Italia restaurant This is our merch. It's weird because we didn't fucking notice it till like an hour in. I noticed you walking back from the bathroom And I saw a cone in the corner of my eye All of the families trying to enjoy their Sunday after church It's just a fucking giant cum and doom fucker It's a giant billboard for cum. Just for Doomfuck.

It's like, you know, most people don't know what Doom is, so they're just like, that guy has cum on his shirt. And this is a nice restaurant, dude. That's what I love the most. That guy has cum written on it. But yeah. I was just like, oh god, we are fuckin', we are deviants, and this is what we do.

We do not belong to Bernie. No belong most places This house Hell from the temperature You didn't turn on the fan Extra warm Warm in this house right now. You know, it's been a while since I've had that fucking loud-ass table next to me that I can't fucking stand.

And then I realized, oh, fuck that. I'm the loud-ass table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. You guys do a really good job when Raiden's around, though. Because Raiden, you can tell how loud we are based off. He's our canary in the coal mine. Yeah.

When Raiden hides under the table, we need to shut up. The canary in the sound mine. It was so funny at your house the other night. We were laughing a little bit too loud, and Raiden, like the old man, he's like, banging on the wall. Stop! So we had like an actual get together at the house. I was late to it. I actually was late to my own house

because I was getting booze for everyone. And I was cooking. I was fucking doing everything. I took care of everyone. It was a very good host. Just the late one. Just the late host. I was a late host. I like walked down Savannah's like, text me when they're close. I was like, done and done, babe.

We all show up. Everyone shows up. No text from me. I was like, sorry, babe. I'm fucked up. But riding, we're all drinking. After you got home. Yes. Yes. For clarification. Clarification. We're all laughing, having fun. And you hear

like all the time. And I'm like, oh, that's right. And ignore him. He just he's a very angry old man. That's my son. Ignore him. Yeah. Well, he walked out halfway through in his underwear.

He's like, stop. You violated the law. And the filthy Frank like, it's time to stop. I'm like, sorry, but we'll keep it down. I'm telling my fucking 11-year-old son we'll keep it down. We'll keep it down. Like, I think these roles are weird. What the fuck?

He walks back in his room. How do you know you've never grown up? I know. I'm like, ah, we're the fucked up ones. I get it. Makes sense. God damn it. Okay, Batty, is it time?

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we just have another guest on the podcast we don't have another chair it just hard cuts it burns it's all fire it's a red dragon the chair going down

the hill on fire I'm sorry oh god Going down the hill on fire. I'm sorry. Oh, God. Fucking Jesus Christ. A new game just came out on Switch, Steam, Xbox. All this shit. It's called Cult of the Lamb.

What? Okay, hold on. Did you play it? You played it. It's pretty fun. It's so much fun. Okay, so Cult of the Lamb. You're basically a little lamb. It looks like fucking kind of somewhere between Castle Crashers,

Binding of Isaac. It's expert mode when you're in Afghanistan. Same vibes. Okay. It's got like a real cartoony look to it. It's so cute. It's so cute. It's so cute Until you start sacrificing all your followers you basically are a lamb which you know it's not your lamb

You're the lamb and you start a cult and you run a cult reversing. No wait what? It's fun, dude. It is it's easy, and it's Addicting as hell. It's like and it's Addicting as hell it's like Again Animal Crossing Binding of Isaacs blood gore whatever As you sacrifice your little minions or they Starve to death you can You just run a cult you go on little crusades As a lamb with like a little deity

God sword and you just murder shit Collect their bones And like wood and stone and then you go Back and you build up your cult Yeah you have like a colony and that's Your home base and then you go back and you build up your cult. Yeah, you have like a colony and that's your home base but then you go on your little missions to bring stuff back and get more followers and... So like playing

Civilization meets Waco meets Animal Crossing. No guns but yeah. It's a Waco type situation. Very. You can choose as you're leveling up you gotta choose how your cult is run. they can eat you can make them eat grass and they're happy because you told them to or you can make them eat shit literal

shit and some of them will come to you mean like cult leader I have a deep dark fantasy ride I'd love to eat shit can you can you make this happen and you're like yeah I'll make you a shit bowl. And then you just hand him a bowl of shit and he just eats it and usually vomits and shits himself. But then he's like, thanks. Turns out poo is not sanitary. Yeah, no.

And you can upgrade, like, you can make your followers happy if you sacrifice people or if somebody dies. Like, I have my cult right now all about sacrificing people because fuck it when people become old if they die of old age everyone gets really mad so when they become old the game

so like any old person in my colony is like it's your time we walk to our little church we light them on fire and we dance in a circle and they're happy so thrilled midsummer. Yeah, yeah I'd say this is like what's that wicker man? It's like midsummer. Have you watched midsummer? No It was kind of like weird like I don't think it's woke. Thanks. Oh, it's just the directors fucked in his head. Yeah, cuz then like that studio is a 24, right?

Yeah, it's the guy he's that's his second move. That's his second movie ever was midsommar Sommer was his first one Oh, that was his first movie. I thought the witch was no the witch is the third the first one is hereditary Thought about that movie for like two weeks after I couldn't sleep that night I was thinking about that movie that is his first movie and that's how he goes out the group He goes out the gate with midsummer. I mean hereditary hereditary No wait, no watch it with a with what you it with a female. Oh, yeah, there we go. There you go. That's easy.

No, I'm just like, I've like queued that up on my Amazon Prime and I'm like, no. Not gonna fucking do that. How not to get laid. Watch Hereditary. Yeah, I guess that wouldn't be the best. Slasher feeling? Yeah. Hereditary, maybe not.

Yeah. That's true. You won't sleep. What is this one, Batty? Yours. Give me a purple one, maybe not yeah, that's true. Don't sleep. What is this one baddie? You're give me a purple one. No so cold is cold Cold wait to the lamb fucking good game. I've been playing it to John's obsessed with he's playing the shit out it is Unbelievably fun, and it's it's got like for like five difficulties or some shit So you can play on easy mode and just have fun murdering your little followers or you

can make it super hard. Oh shit. The best part about it is if you stream it, um, there's an integration on Twitch where when you stream the game and then you get a new follower, you can roll it as one of the viewers in your chat. Oh dope. So you get chat interaction. So you literally, it'll put like a little Twitch icon of their name above them and then

you can murder them and it's your viewers. Oh, so it's kind of like drops in tarkov or whatever like they say integration yeah that's amazing viewer doesn't get anything except they get to design the little follower because there's little different designs for your cultists like they're little cute little woodland critters and they're like i'm gonna be a purple deer and then you sacrifice the purple deer literally bro like as you're playing the game and you're fighting enemies you'll come up against a bad boss and he's got his little followers And he's like I need power and his little followers start stabbing themselves in the stomach and they sacrifice themselves to the bad guys like oh

Okay Like that actually happens. This is dope as fuck this new Jonestown And I'm only like I'm not even halfway through the game there's so much it's so fun too bad bro when you can have people who like if your your faith isn't good enough your followers start dissenting you can lock them in jail and then your other little followers will walk around them and laugh at them and mock them for being locked up so it's midsummer maybe i haven't seen it so midsummer uh spoiler alerts it is with the old people That's why you brought that up is the old people is like okay. You reach that age. What do the old people do?

What do you guess the old people do? They eat them no they walk up to a fucking cliff edge jump off and hope to hit this rock edge And this is the first ten minutes of the fucking movie. They're just like what? You remember how it starts though too? Oh fucking hard. Do I have to watch this? Don't tell me how it starts. It starts pretty hard too. So they just fucking woo and then yeet off to hope to hit

this fucking rock. The first dude misses so they walk up with a giant fucking hammer a rock and they I saw that. I saw his breakdown of the movie. I think it was, and they, I saw that, I saw his breakdown of the movie, I didn't, I think it was his critical drinker,

like I saw his breakdown of the movie, yeah, dude, I fucking love that dude, he's awesome, yes, it's so good, and it's like,

those movie break, I love those individuals, so, actually on Reddit, there was a post about, YouTubers that are no longer around, there's channels that just died, and, it's and beautiful frames of filming one of my favorite

one of the best channels and all his views which crazy is like the least viewed is like 4 to 5 mil he just quit after 3 years ago it's like the salmonella academy he quit after like 2 years and his videos are so fucking good if you guys have never seen salmonella it's like the Salmonella Academy he quit after like two years and his videos are so fucking good because I've never seen Salmonella

It's like sounds like the condition yeah, but it's Sam Oh Nella Academy and he does these like janky cartoons have you ever watched him before never heard of it, dude His his videos are so good, but he just quit two years ago Just fucking randomly quit and he's getting like seven million views a video And that's what this is crazy that reddit today was just like youtubers that what's your favorite old channel that doesn't do anything anymore? It was the weirdest thing reading Freddie Wong. I was like That's my butt It's like three years ago was the last post and then I know Yeah, why did they stop it is Freddy's just like yeah that's

a Freddie and then his podcast Dungeons yeah they're still really good blowing up yeah absolutely like and I just focus on this but that was it's like reading those channels in those old ones like every every frame of movies or something like that so So fucking good. It's where you get a lot of knowledge. I got a lot of knowledge because how he breaks down film and everything directors, but you learn a lot from guys like that.

Like I, it's kind of weird. Like just cause we, we all kind of do video media, whatever, but like, just like listening to breakdowns of other people. Like,

well, this is why this didn't work because they did this with the story instead of that or whatever. And this would have been better. And I'm like, Oh fucks of other people. Like, well, this is why this didn't work. Because they did this with the story instead of that or whatever. And this would have been better. And I'm like, oh, fuck, you're right. Dude, I'll have to send you his videos. Because when you watch how he breaks down everything, you're going to be like, holy shit, this dude is fucking talented. Sorry, we're all distracted by a camera. No, we're playing fetch with it over here.

Like, it's bringing us this little thing. Oh, my God, yeah. I do this for hours. Or he brings it back. Yeah, every time. fetch with it over here. Like, it's bringing us this little thing we're throwing. Oh, my God, yeah. I do this for hours. You have a... Or he brings it back. Yeah, every time. It's a fetch kitty? My cat plays fetch.

He keeps bringing it back. That's what I've been sitting over here doing. You eat it, and he'll chase it, and he'll bring it back. That's all he does. I do this for hours with this cat. I'll just sit on my fucking bed and throw it down my hallway, and he's like... He brings it back. You got a fetch kitty?

Yeah. Even worse... That sounds like an urban dictionary. What's a fetch kitty? Yeah That sounds like an urban dictionary What's a fetch kitty? If you don't If you start What the fuck should a fetch kitty be? Oh no You put that in your Tinder profile

Looking for a fetch kitty I'm doing that right now I'm looking for a fetch kitty Well seriously Unironically that's a good fucking idea I'm doing that right now. I'm looking for a fetch kitty. Well, seriously, unironically, that's a good fucking idea because they're going to ask, like, what the fuck is a fetch kitty? I'm going to Urban Dictionary right now. Fetch kitty. I don't know. It's going to be a shirt next.

Sounds like a shirt. That sounds like a shirt right now. Sub liver punch. Are you lonely? No such thing as a fetch kitty we gotta make it no just like punch her in the liver punch no punch um in the liver punch them punch

them in the liver. Punch them. Punch them in the liver. Punch them in the liver. She might want to hit you. No, damn. I'm sure she does. We can combine the terms, because we are talking about a cat, like punch him in the pussy. Yeah. Punch him in the pussy. Punch him in the liver.

I want to hit my cat. I love him. Pep, you're the best. Pep? That's his name? Sir Pep Butt. It's from after Pep Buttler. Yeah. The most evil thing in the universe gotcha

I was so confused for a side you know you know that I know my adventure time I love when John was a little guy we would watch every single episode of Adventure Time. I want to get a Lich tattoo. Oh, yeah, I went really fucking hard It's really shit. It's Sad it's so sad does it adventure time? Oh my god I can honestly say I've never watched that American anime before only shows three episodes It's like the first season's kind of like yeah Be fun time and then they start getting into the lore of the characters and like what happened

Cuz they talk about they talk about the mushroom wars in it And this is a and you don't realize it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland with mutants. Yes, and It's kind of fucked up in some part These are my favorite stories wheezes when you don't throw his toy enough. Yeah, he just wheezed at me That's what he can't meow. He just feels that's really cool. You'd mute this too far He can't meow no he goes He doesn't meow? No, he goes, He doesn't meow. Why?

Never. Why can't he meow? Oh, I don't know. He just meows like an idiot. He does. He just, I didn't know if that was him. Your cat's autistic. I literally heard that before

as I was like coming up for breath from a laugh and I'm like did I just make that sound? That's Pat. He's okay. What a cute little kitty. That cat, if Ryden's like we're some of the block cat. I already know Ryden's thought process. I know Dumpy's probably sitting on his lap right now like where are the chicken nuggets? Yeah and Ryden.

Give me your chicken. Were you? No, you weren't here? Oh, my God. Rydon was on the couch eating chicken nuggets, and my other cat, Dumpy, ran up to him and just started stealing his food. He's like, ooh. No, first, Rydon walked in here with the nuggets. The empty box.

And I was like. Yeah, well, I mean, it's spot on. Because Rydon walked in here, and I was like, was like Why the fuck's Ryan in here showing me his fucking Empty chicken nugget box? And he was like, I ate their chicken nuggets, daddy And I was like, dope And he like walked over here, I was like, just put it there He's like, no, I ate their chicken nuggets

I was like, yeah, you ate them all He's like, no, I ate eight chicken nuggets I was like, where'd the other two go? The cat took them I was like, wait, hold on, bro. And he's like standing right here like, why the fuck did the cat take my goddamn chicken nuggets, dad? I was like, what happened? You ate eight chicken nuggets and the cat took two?

He's like, yeah, the orange cat took them. I was like, you fed the cat chicken nuggets? You're like, look, dad's busy. Go handle it. Okay, dad. He pulls out a knife. That's what we were talking about. My cat bullied an autistic child.

That's so fucked up, man. And then what we thought, like, one of the cats had a nugget on his paw. Pat came in and he was over there shaking his paw because his toy that he plays fetch with was stuck to his claw. But it looks like a chicken nugget. He went, fuck. He was dancing. Like, hey. It looks like he didn't just bolt. Because it's toy that he plays fetchers was stuck to his claw He didn't bully him what so yet? I know right it was like Like the cat jays like oh what happened and the dumps like oh, that's easy. I can fuck this kid up

You come back like three episodes from now like Rydans holding your pocket My cat bullies kids Ryan just wants to like be happy and pet the cat and dummies and they're like fuck you what the fuck you say to me are you looking at me fuck you just made my son your prison just hit your cat i tried to throw it and i slapped him in the face my bad that's what we're gonna start the episode with fluck i just hate your cat I slapped him in the face Cody this is great I've never seen this this I love my cats hours and he gets pissed off if you stop how often do you see Peppermint Butler playing fetch? I just thought- That exact phrase? Never.

However, how often do you say Peppermint Butler playing fetch, good sir? This is why we don't have three manmoses before a goddamn podcast. That's my fault. This is a good one. This is a good podcast. It felt good. It felt good. It was mostly good. There were some not good parts.

Let's do this. Let's do video games. Let's bring the Burger King hat out. Let's see what gets banned versus what doesn't get banned. Let's talk about video games just a smidge. Cody, you stole a frog. Is that the kidnap to frog? I like fighting way too much. Cody stole a frog. Yeah, that's the rap. You kidnapped a frog. I like fighting way too much.

Cody stole a frog. Brandon's got a crown on, and I like games sometimes. You like cults. Cults. Yeah. What do your people do to appease their god, Batty? Well, they pray to me first, and then I sacrifice them. That sounds like a Twitch stream.

Same thing. And then we're all shitty to our Twitch stream. They give me money, and then I shit on them. That sounds like your Twitch stream. Same thing. And then we're all shitty to our Twitch stream. They give me money and then I shit on them. Welcome to friendship. Welcome to friendship. What is up you sexy parasocial mother lovers? Oh my god.

That is the fucking truth. Sacrifice for me. I am your god, Burger King. Yeah, I can't believe I had a hat on for that line. That definitely won't be used on the subreddit. Definitely not. By the way, Spooky, you beautiful

son of a bitch, the fucking Bill Kill Bill. I didn't know his name. Holy shit. Of Batty with Cum Chucks. This man drew me straight up in Kill Bill. Beautiful art style. I'm like on a card like a king and I'm holding cum chucks.

That was honestly fantastic. It was really good. This is my legacy. OK, here's the question. Come on, dude. You did. It was so good. It was coming.

I mean, yeah, this is the question at the end of the podcast and now we're in perfect time for engagement. Who is the ace, the jack, the spade, and the king in this group? That's racist, Eli. Jack, the queen, the king, and the ace. There we go. Got the verbiage right.

You're the queen, dude right you're the queen dude you're probably the ace i either want to be the a or the k so you can like kind of shittily spray paint like one or the other after it like that here the king oh there you go Cause if we have the spade Or we can just do Stop calling me a spade You're a fucking

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Veto! You wouldn't get it. Thank you for watching the Subscribe Podcast! As always, we have Donut Operator, Eli Double Fab, and our beautiful baby boy, Brandon Barbera. Fuck off. Jesus Christ. Oh, we didn't even announce. Batty, do an announcement for the Patreon on this last episode.

But let's do it one more time because it's actually going live. Don't worry about it. What we'll do is we'll do a new intro because we haven't done our intro in a minute. The one where we're like, hey, guys, like, subscribe, go through things. We'll do a Patreon and merch in there so we can update okay